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Sam
What is up everybody and welcome to Game Scoop. Damon is on vacation this week raging in Tokyo. So hi, my name is Sam and I'll be filling in on hosting duties. Joining me this week from IGN headquarters in beautiful Sawtel Los Angeles I think is Per Schneider.
Justin Davis
I'm so lonely. So lonely here.
Sam
Is that where you are? Sawtelle?
Justin Davis
I don't know Culver City. We're in Culver, but I'm in a Culver. I'm in an empty studio with empty seats. Shame on.
Sam
That is pretty cool, though. It's like being the king. It's also Pear's birthday today. We'll get into that later. But happy birthday, Pear. Thank you. It's also spring break, so also joining us this week is Justin Davis Scoop. And fresh back from Game Scoop in Pax east from the Gummy Worm hall of Pax east is Miranda Sanchez. Did you ever have those gummy worms, Miranda?
Miranda Sanchez
Yes, I did take some of Seth Macy's gummy worms because I didn't want my own bag. And then when I ate some, I got a tummy ache because it was really early for me in the time zone. I was like, it's too sour, but it's so tasty. And then I took a bag home and they are still unopened because I want to eat them while I watch a movie.
Sam
They're both sour and sweet. So we've got a great show for you to this week we're going to have a show filled with fun and games. We'll be returning to our ESCRB ratings quiz called Real Mature ign. We'll be playing a new game called Continue or Quit. We have another new game from Joburt to celebrate Paris birthday. And so Jobber will be working in front of the scenes this week a little bit. But first, last week there was a bunch of Nintendo news. There was a bunch of games coming out, but not Mario. But today we had a little bit more news about what those games are and we haven't had a chance to kind of speculate wildly about this yet. So let me tell everybody what the news was. In case you didn't hear it, it was based on a rumor. It's that Star Fox and a Zelda Ocarina of Time remake are rumored for this year. Mario Big 3D Mario game is kind of out of this year. Sports something, something. We'll talk about that today. We got a Rhythm Heaven game confirmed. And the reason that that's important is according to our story that that the Nintendo's revealing of that release date that's going to be on. We can talk about this more. But it'll be on Switch and Switch to the summer that that launch date in July backs up this leak because it was part of this leak also. So that's a little confirming thing. But anyway, from our piece, it says a new Star Fox game and a Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time remake are among the numerous unannounced Nintendo games reportedly headed to Switch two this year. That's according to noted Internet tipster Natha Haight, who accurately leaked the Switch 2's reveal date last year alongside other details of the console. And then vgc, I think, backed this up. So we're going to go down the list of things and we're going to end up at a vigorous discussion of whether we should be redoing Ocarina of Time and stuff like that. But first I thought we'd talk about the no. 3d Mario this year. Do we think there's going to be a Mario at all? What are the thoughts here?
Per Schneider
I don't know. I'm Sad about the no. 3D Mario, but Donkey Kong was so good and some of that was the Mario team. Right. And it sounds like they kind of split into two groups and some of them went on to work Donkey Kong and then some of them were working on Mario. I mean, when it comes to the big flagship 3D Mario, I say let them cook. Let them cook as long as they need to. Mario Odyssey is an all timer. They've all been all timers. So, you know, like, it's sad, but it's always kind of like mixed feelings. Like these games are good because Nintendo takes their time, right?
Sam
Yeah.
Justin Davis
And I mean, if you go back in history, not every console had a smattering of different Mario games, but we obviously just got an update to Mario Wonder too. So they, they, they did this sort of obligatory drop of content that people who are excited about the new Mario Galaxy movie can jump into. You know, there's a bundle out where you get Galaxy 1 and 2 with it, you know, when you buy a new Switch. So they're doing, they're doing a lot of Mario things and re releases. I, I think that's a sign that we're not gonna, I don't think we're getting a Mario 3D Mario this year.
Per Schneider
No.
Sam
But to put, put a finer point on what you just said too, we all expect this because of the Mario movie, right? Like, we used to always get a tie in game with any movie. Even if it was like some ridiculous movie, like a Karate Kid movie or something, there would be a game for it, you know, and Nintendo, of course you would think they'd want online, but Nintendo now is able to do a bunch of reissues and you know, celebrations of Mario instead, I guess.
Justin Davis
Yeah, I think, you know, like this, this whole like movies thing is fairly new for Nintendo obviously, you know, they had a Detective Pikachu game and you know, we had sort of a tie in with the movie there. But usually if you go back in history, like goldeneye the game was years after the goldeneye movie.
Per Schneider
Right.
Sam
Like, I think they did another Detective Pikachu game after the movie.
Justin Davis
Right.
Sam
Like they actually.
Miranda Sanchez
Well, after they did.
Justin Davis
And yeah, and maybe they just said, you know what, we don't want to rush our teams. We don't want to have this sort of tie in Deadline, who knows?
Per Schneider
They should do Mario the Movie the Game and have Chris Pratt voice Mario in that game.
Sam
I think we made that joke years ago too.
Justin Davis
It was an April Fool.
Miranda Sanchez
I mean, first of all, give him ideas.
Sam
Well, but Miranda, you saw the movie. Like, it looks great.
Miranda Sanchez
Yeah, it's pretty. But that's what I expect from illumination. Like, that's, that's the bare minimum is like great animation because that's what that studio does.
Sam
Yeah, it's very pretty and a weird, weird Mario face. My nephews were saying that they think that Mario looks weird in the Mario movie, which I is think a little bit.
Per Schneider
It's a little bit. It's vaguely. Yeah, it's vaguely off model. Like if you're, if you're, if you're like us and you're used to staring at the games for thousands of hours.
Miranda Sanchez
Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of that. You're just like, this is, this is different. But it's meant to be, right? It's. It's the movie version. It's a different story.
Per Schneider
I mean, Nintendo is a weird, like, just. I mean, Perry, you kind of already touched on this. But just like, hey, we have a movie coming out. It's going to make a billion dollars. It's a gigantic deal for our company. Should we release a video game too? And they went, nah, they.
Justin Davis
Well, they put out. You can get Galaxy, right? You can get Mario Galaxy.
Jobert
You can play.
Justin Davis
No, but, but that's maybe how they're thinking about it. They're like, hey, if people rebuy this game, you know, that was no work to put it back out. And they're, they're going to make a lot of money again.
Miranda Sanchez
And, and in a way, I kind of respect that. It's separate, right? Like, so if this next, like 3D adventure, Mario, is meant to be something so different from this movie and they just want to celebrate that as its own thing because it, because it really is such a, like, monumental release. Right? Like the new big Mario adventure. Like, at least even for me, like, I don't really care about Mario games, except for those. I love Doc. And I'm like, when we got the new Donkey Kong, I was like, dang it, I want the new Mario. But it's, it's.
Sam
You know, I said that in so many words on this here podcast. Brandon, I got eaten.
Miranda Sanchez
Listen.
Justin Davis
Well, you said more.
Per Schneider
More than that. Yeah, there's a little more than that.
Sam
I said it really nice. Like, Miranda just said it.
Miranda Sanchez
I just say, well, dang, like, I'm happy for the Donkey Kong fans, but that's not.
Sam
Don't go any further.
Miranda Sanchez
Okay, okay, okay. I. I'll throw my hands. But it's like I'm a very particular kind of Mario fan. And I think what they're doing here is since this is. This does feel so much more aimed at kids, which again, makes sense with illumination around this. Instead I see a bigger push on their toys.
Sam
Yeah, boys, is a good point. There's some big. I think the Switch Amiibo install base is not looking like they want it to look for a game that probably should only be on the switch too.
Per Schneider
Probably that could be as well. I also, I mean, you might be onto something, Miranda, where like, maybe they're deliberately like, no, look, we want to have a big Mario beat every year and maybe they don't want the games in the movie stepping on each other.
Miranda Sanchez
Yeah, I think that there's like a clear delineation there and like they just want to let them have fun with what Mario and how that exists in the movies and let the games be its own thing and have like a celebration of. Okay, now you've seen the Mario. Look at all these Mario games we have for you.
Sam
And to back that up, we have data. You know, when we are publishing data at ign, we can see that a bunch of people are playing Super Mario Odyssey and Super Mario Wonder right now. So there is, you know, an increased excitement. Does that translate to views? I mean, sales. It would be nice if it did, but I wouldn't trust that I would want to put out a flash GDU Mario game.
Justin Davis
Remember the DS age when every month for 5 years, the top selling DS game was new Super Mario Brothers. Right. Like, they've shown that they can sustain interest in a game for a very long time as long as new people buy the console and, you know, like, they're the. I think the difference with Switch 2 is that Switch 1 was such a huge success that selling the same games again might not create that same effect. And it's been obviously very recent that Mario Wonder came out like Relatively, no. But the funny thing about this is when they announced the movie's title being Mario Galaxy. And by the. By the way, the movie is equally Mario Odyssey as Mario Galaxy when it comes to like references. Like, you saw the trailer playing, it was like some of the locations are from Odyssey, not from. From Galaxy. But when they announced that, everybody's like, oh, that means there'll be Super Mario Galaxy 3 for sure they're going to have this tie in game. And I think we're just learning that that's not how it works. And so when I heard this rumor about the Star Fox game coming, I was like, oh, this is the same thing. They like, they know Star Fox is in the movie and so somebody's either making up the movie or like wishing into existence a new Star Fox game. And then Nintendo maybe does star fox99 or something.
Sam
So speaking via his podcast. This is from our piece Nate the Hate said that Nintendo's new Star Fox game would be announced in April and has it's April right now. And had been intended as a surprise reveal following the character's just confirmed appearance in the Super Mario Galaxy movie where we mentioned here that he's voiced by Glenn Powell. I don't even remember his voice being significant in that the movie. And then the original quote from where this all originates from, actually a podcast is that Star Fox is coming back in summer 2026. We're getting a new Star Fox game in the very near future. I've been told it's a classic style Star Fox game and that the visuals are supposed to be very good. And I've heard it does have online multiplayer. So that's a lot of detail about a potential Star Fox game.
Per Schneider
I don't care about a new Star Fox game. I just, I don't.
Justin Davis
I mean, whatever.
Per Schneider
Like, I'll play it like I play. Like I work at ign, right? Like I'm happy to play anything, but it's like I've never been like star Fox 64. I guess I played a lot of. But like these on rails 3D shooters are just not. Not my thing.
Sam
Did you see the movie yet, Justin?
Per Schneider
No, not yet.
Justin Davis
Oh, okay. Well, you will.
Per Schneider
I saw Project Hail Mary instead.
Justin Davis
You'll probably.
Sam
That's a good choice.
Justin Davis
Yeah, it is the better movie. But the, the Star Fox stuff is. Is awesome in the movie. Really like it. And it did make me. I really, I really liked it. I really liked it. But it really made me want to play another Star Fox. It's funny we're seeing we're seeing a lot of footage from different games here, like star Fox 2, which was a canceled game, as well as, you know, what was once Dinosaur Planet, Star Fox Adventures. That Nintendo tried a lot of different, different things because these on rail shooters have fallen out of favor with, you know, the likes of Justin Davis. And so they don't sell that well anymore. And redoing star fox64 is obviously not something they wanted to do. They, they added strategy elements for the handheld one. They did a remake of 64 on the 3DS. Then they tried, you know, an action adventure like Zelda and putting the Star Fox license in that one. And then the most recent game was they handed it over to the Namco guys, like who know how to make a good ace combat game, but then told Namco you gotta have this crazy control scheme where people have to look at two screens. And like a lot of people didn't like it. It was a pretty decent game.
Sam
But.
Per Schneider
But I also just know, I know, I know it doesn't work this way, so don't commenters. I know this isn't reality, but like, I can't help shape, you know, shake the feeling that if, if like, like there's these slots for B tier Nintendo games and that like now Star Fox is filling a slot that like could have been F0. It's like bring back F0, bring back
Sam
advanced, which is the Mario Odyssey argument, right? It's like Mario Odyssey 2 is take donkey Kong's taking up that slot.
Justin Davis
They brought back F0. It's F099. Yeah, they did it. They did a new F0 and they, they decided graphics aren't everything. By the way, I'm a huge F0 fan. Some of my favorite games, I love
Sam
GX and obviously maybe a better example is Excite Truck. Then it's taking up.
Justin Davis
That's a good one. Or Battalion wars or something like this.
Sam
I didn't make it up.
Justin Davis
Yeah, no, that's true.
Sam
Excite Truck was an Excite bike series game that was a Wii launch title which you controlled trucks by tilting the Wii controller in. So you know, that was like Waggle was all the rage at the time. And then they followed it with a game called ExciteBots, which is little trucks transforming into robot excite excitebots.
Justin Davis
They're all actually good. They're good games. It's just like people don't want these and just what's in the name?
Miranda Sanchez
If I see a jeep on top of a mountain, I want that. Yeah, that's what I do. With my. In my games I just go on top of the mountains. That's my entire goal. I just want to go all the way up.
Justin Davis
But like Skyrim, vertically, f0 way phrase, star fox. These have never been the top sellers. And you're right, like they're not B tier games from a quality perspective, but like they're sort of niche genres. I'm curious, don't you think they like,
Sam
look at this and they say, we need a graphical showcase for our new system. We need a multiplayer game for a new system. And then this checks the boxes because Splatoon doesn't quite. And so then they're trying to use Star Fox to just get those things onto the platform.
Justin Davis
Maybe it's also possible that.
Miranda Sanchez
Did they ever say.
Justin Davis
Yeah, but it's.
Miranda Sanchez
They need a graphical showcase. Did they ever say that?
Sam
I think so. I think for Donkey Kong, after going to that talk at gdc, it did seem like they wanted to show off this tech in the game. Maybe it wasn't a graphical showcase, but it was tech. But I think Metroid prime was the general.
Justin Davis
I think that was it. Right, like showing it off at 120 frames per second. That was, I think, making the point on the graphical side. No, but the thing with Star Fox is where would they take it? And I do think it's basically, hey, the Ace Combat team is done with their game, right? They've got a new game.
Sam
Take it to the Lilac system.
Justin Davis
You know, let's carve out a portion of that team to work on. Use maybe that same engine on a Star Fox game. Again, it's always in the lilat.
Miranda Sanchez
The only question is how are they going to use the mouse controls? Because that's Nintendo's thing right now is like. So whenever I think of Nintendo and new games, I don't think they're are going for graphics. I always think they want to say, like what. How do we use this system's gimmick in our game in a fun or interesting way? And that doesn't always come across well, but it can sometimes. And that's sort of one of the things.
Sam
What if the gimmick for this is chat though, you know, and they just really play up chat, like, don't do stuff like that.
Per Schneider
And I say this with love as a big Nintendo fan, but there's such a. There's such a strange, funny company, like going all the way back. I mean going all the way back to the Wii. They were talking about like a feature was like the, the power draw of the console, like it's only going to, it's only going to cost your household $40 to have this console. Small dollars of the Xbox. And every kid's like what?
Sam
I don't care.
Justin Davis
I want to, I want to.
Sam
Totally true.
Justin Davis
I want to play this again. I have like in my mind I keep thinking this game, this game. We're looking at the, the Wii U one. The Wii U Game zero.
Per Schneider
Yeah. Star Fox Assault, right?
Justin Davis
Yeah. And, and it, it, it just like we're watching a very slow Dr. Look at, the tablet. It's actually. That's a, that's a. Let's play with me and my kids and they, they're fighting over the game like because one, one guy is playing like an idiot and it's like the, the Wii U tablet is used for sort of like a second screen, like a camera built into the drone. It's a really cool idea, but it's just annoying to play. But in my mind I'm now, I'm now wondering maybe it's better than I give it credit for and maybe I have to dig up my Wii.
Sam
Well, we, and we should move on from Star Fox. But there. It's just been a long time since I've been played a rogue squadron type game where it has almost like arena size levels with a lot of movement that you're not really on rails in and you get to kind of make decisions and go.
Justin Davis
Warhawk. Yeah, Warhawk.
Miranda Sanchez
What about Starfield? You're quite stuck in space.
Sam
Yeah, I love. And then there was a Star wars shooter from just a couple years ago.
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Sam
That wasn't terrible. It was like that.
Miranda Sanchez
So I think small space battles.
Sam
Yeah. They could take this off the rails and I think it'd be a little bit.
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Sam
Here's a quick list of the other things. Then I want to talk about the rhythm game for a second, but so a Switch sports game was also mentioned, although that release sounds less certain, our article says. And then there's also re releases Xenoblade 2 and Pikmin 4. I mean, both incredible games that totally find up res those they might be kind of expensive to get those.
Per Schneider
Pikmin 4 especially. I don't. Oh, man. I'm not 100%. I think we've never gotten a Pikmin game at 60 FPS, so there's an opportunity for that would be quite nice if, if I'm right about that, that
Sam
game looks incredible already. So like Uprising, that game or doing whatever, adding little levels or whatever, like is. Bring it on. Like, I love, I love that game.
Miranda Sanchez
Pikmin.
Per Schneider
And then obviously, like, I don't know if we're going to talk about it, but like the Zelda, the Ocarina of Time remake, man, it's crazy. Like, do we. Is it going to be like, what does that mean? Does that mean like, you know, an Ocarina of Time remake? Or does it mean like a Breath of the wild style?
Sam
100%. I wanted to give Pear his birthday shout out to. To talk about Rhythm Heaven. Heaven.
Per Schneider
But we can move on.
Miranda Sanchez
Rhythm Heaven is very important.
Per Schneider
It is. You're right. You're right. I jumped the gun. I'm also very excited about Rhythm Heaven.
Sam
Well, I don't. Tell me about the series because I, I. Is it related to Elite Beat Agents and stuff? I played one of them, but it
Per Schneider
was like on Wii, it's, it's hard to explain. I mean, pair. Do you want to take it? You, you press it's. It's like it, it. You, you tap in the rhythm and it's a one button game. But it's just so cute and charming and all.
Sam
The Suario Warehouse.
Justin Davis
Yeah, that's. That's the best way to describe it. It's like, it's like complete, complete nonsense with just sort of part of the experience is just how silly and whimsical the animations are and the music and the, the sort of like the. How the characters react to it. You guys never played them?
Per Schneider
Yeah, I played.
Miranda Sanchez
Oh yeah, I play. Play the heck out of Miranda.
Sam
There you go. Well, here we go. I got the panel. The perfect panel. Yeah, well, so this one is 40 bucks, which sounds like a good deal. Perfect out pretty soon. And what was the release date? It was July. July 2nd. Yes.
Justin Davis
So look how perfect that is. No, like, honestly, like once you, you have, you have to hear this with, with, with audio.
Sam
Yeah.
Justin Davis
Obviously there's this sort of silly, like everybody opens their mouth and adds the harmony. Sort of like, it's just fun. The rhythm is created by household item noises and things in some of the stages. It's just really fun to listen to and just Complete nonsense. Goofiness. Like warioware.
Per Schneider
Yep. Great games.
Sam
Okay, so back to Justin. So let's talk Zelda. How should an Ocarina of Time remake even go down? You know, these are the kind of questions that I think everybody's asking. Who's making it is another big one. And then, because I'm sure it's farmed out. And then. And just real quick as an intro, we did an Is it still fun episode on this, including members of this panel. Miranda and Perry, you both revisited this game.
Miranda Sanchez
Yeah.
Per Schneider
Did you say yes?
Justin Davis
Yes.
Sam
Yeah, we all said yes.
Miranda Sanchez
Yes. But the camera sucks.
Justin Davis
Yeah.
Miranda Sanchez
But once you get used to it, you're okay.
Justin Davis
It doesn't have. It doesn't have a camera because they use, you know, they basically don't have a second stick for it, so.
Sam
Well, I think it's Lakitu with a fishing pole in this too. Right?
Per Schneider
Z targeting.
Justin Davis
Yeah. Yeah. You have to lock onto things, which is then. Then they reuse that. That same concept for Metroid Prime.
Sam
Yeah. Justin, do you have a pitch for what the best version of a. Of a Ocarina of Time remake could be? I don't know.
Per Schneider
I've been thinking. I, like, you know, I'm thinking about the next Zelda game, as we all are. Just. I wake up in the morning, I wonder what the next Zelda game is going to be. Um, and like, I. I don't think that, like, I think that we're this new, you know, open world Zelda, open field Zelda, that's here to stay, in my opinion. Like, is it here to stay forever? I don't know. But, like, that's what Zelda is now. But I don't think that they could reuse that Hyrule for a third time. I think whatever they do next needs to be something new. Unless it's flooded. Then it got me wondering. I'm like, maybe, maybe someone, some trusted developer, like a Bandai Namco or someone has that, you know, Tears of the Kingdom engine and is going to remake Ocarina in that. Like, that's the pie in the sky, like, grandiose, like, insane version of what they're doing. And what's maybe more likely is someone's just remaking Ocarina more kind of like straight up, like, just like a Blue Point remake. Like.
Sam
Yeah, yeah.
Justin Davis
The 3DS remake is actually pretty substantial when you. When you look at the. They didn't just retexture the game, they actually updated a lot of things. It's funny, like, when you go behind the scenes and you look at how the farm is constructed. You know, the farm at the center of the open world where you get Epona. Right. Like, the way Lon Lon Ranch is constructed in the. In the N64 game is completely different from the 3DS game. In the 3DS game, you can actually see outside of the farm. Whereas, like in the N64 game, it's almost like a room you enter and it has to load it at least like, you know, into memory from the outside.
Sam
It's like geographically smaller. Exactly like an object on the field.
Justin Davis
And so 3Ds 3Ds really was a remake, but they stuck so close to the quest design and the geometry that it did feel more like a remaster, where it was just a prettier version. They did. They smoothed out some things where people got stuck as well. And so I would love a real remake, like the way Capcom has been doing them, because I know this game by heart. I know everything, every key, every door, what I have to do. And so I want a couple of surprises that where things are different and maybe there's an extra dungeon in the mix that we hadn't gotten before, or maybe all of the hard containers are in different places, you know. Well, Master Quest did that too. But like, for real, like, actually mix up the game a little bit more. Make it a true remake.
Per Schneider
Yeah. 100 more skulltulas to find Skulltala.
Justin Davis
I mean, those were really cool. Yeah, it was a little annoying. In the original game, you can go into the first dungeon and you hear them, but you can't collect them because you don't have the bombs yet. Right. Like, those are the sort of things that I think a modern Nintendo would not do. So if they. If they smooth these things out and then give us some extra new discoveries to surprise us, I. I think that'd be awesome.
Sam
Do you have a sense that Zelda now means something different to a younger generation and that this might not match those expectations? And I don't think Echo's a wisdom match.
Per Schneider
Oh, for sure. I mean, we. My daughter's 12 and breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom are her favorite video games of all time. And like, you know, like, she would be. She'd be very, very excited to play a not Green of Time remake. And then I guess I wouldn't say, like, oh, she's definitely not going to like it or whatever. Like, but. But it's going to be very different. Right? Like, it wouldn't meet her expectations for, like, what this franchise means. To her.
Justin Davis
Think of going up Death Mountain. You can't climb the rock wall. You have to go up. You can't. You can't jump over the fence. You have to throw a bomb over the fence to open Dodongo's cavern.
Sam
Right?
Per Schneider
Like unless. Unless you can.
Miranda Sanchez
Right?
Per Schneider
Unless it's. It's going to be one or the other. It's going to be like the Resident Evil remakes. Like you said, that follows the spirit of the original games. Or it's going to be in the engine of the new games and they're just like. It's a. It's a retelling.
Miranda Sanchez
Yeah, yeah. I have a hard time thinking of what I would want because I think there are like as you guys said, the 3Ds version did a good job of smoothing out some points that were kind of an issue before. But there is a way to still, I think make this a game where there is a set order of operations with some variability and still have it be fun for the people who enjoyed Tears of the Kingdom and Breath of the Wild. I think there's a middle ground there that they could find and if they do that, I think that would please a lot of people. But would that make the best game? That's like the question. Right.
Sam
So let me, let me pitch some ideas that are crazy. What if it's a demake and it is in the link to the link's Awakening style thing, like a little 2D top down version.
Miranda Sanchez
Oh, I'd hate that.
Per Schneider
I would like it.
Justin Davis
I don't want that either.
Sam
Okay.
Miranda Sanchez
I would be really angry about that.
Sam
Two to one we lose that one.
Justin Davis
We did that twice and they did. They did that for games that were tie like leaks. Awakening was tile based. Right. And so there was a reason for sticking with that sort of geometry. Whereas like Ocarina of Time is like the. The. This is one of the early games of an overworld being just feeling more organic and I wouldn't want them to put that back on a grid.
Sam
I think people have tried like mod demakes of this game and like total sprites before too. Yeah. Just cute to see. So then another one would be that the Breath of the Wild map has all the elements or most maybe all of the elements geographically at this game they're in similar places. Lon Lon Ranch is actually ruins in the middle of Hyrule Field. So to Justin's point about like can they reuse this map again? Could they tell the Ocarina story in Breath of the Wild's engine Completely just like, let you do all the other crap. But then there's a story mode, basically that you're playing. That's awkward.
Per Schneider
Yeah, that's kind of what I was like. It's. That. That's. I'm not saying I think it's going to be that, but like, there's, there's. If we're speculating options, like, yeah, I would say that's one of them.
Justin Davis
It would be so awesome if they used the, the approach of Breath of the Wild or Tears of the Kingdom to recreate this world just larger with, you know, like, Hylia where it belongs and Death Mountain where it belongs.
Sam
And that would give you the surprises because what's between them is new do. Yeah, right.
Miranda Sanchez
Yeah, but. But the thing I think.
Justin Davis
Go ahead, Miranda.
Miranda Sanchez
Oh, go ahead. I was gonna say that the big thing, though, is like, they have to get the music right because that, that's such a core and critical part of this game. And I think adding to that is gonna be a big challenge. Not that they can't do it, because I think they've obviously proved they have.
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Justin Davis
And the, the other thing I, I'm very fond of is the item gating, Right. Like the, the classic Zelda former formula was more like a. Was like a Metroidvania, right? In that you had to. You saw the hook shot targets all over the place, and once you got the hook shot, you went, oh, I understand now what they mean, what that means. And then you, you get this excitement over wanting to go back into places you couldn't access before. And like, that obviously doesn't exist the same way in Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom because you can climb anything. The limiting factor is it's raining here all the time, so you gotta get some rubber boots or something. But, like, it doesn't have that sort of true item gating gameplay. And I don't, I don't want to lose that.
Per Schneider
No, it's. It's so such a great feature of the older games. And even after Ocarina, they improved on it by like, you know by now the items unlock shortcuts and let you. You don't have to do this big, arduous climb in the future. You can skip right past it.
Miranda Sanchez
Like, oh man, there's a lot of. Or not a lot of that, but there is some element of, like, change in the world that they had with Tears of the Kingdom as you like, cleared areas or improved areas, like the central town kind of hub where everyone was meeting up. Like, that changed Pretty well. And certain people change based on how you cleared stuff. And so I think that exists in Ocarina of Time already. But I think they could do more of that to make it interesting or like opening new paths if it's not necessarily item gated. Might be people gated by like specific access to stuff. So like there's some ways they can still play with that without having it to be so stringent on items if they do want to keep exploration really open.
Per Schneider
And then I'll play this, remake whatever it is.
Justin Davis
Yeah, exactly.
Sam
I know that's the thing. They don't have to do anything. They don't have to lift a finger for me to play it.
Miranda Sanchez
Yeah.
Per Schneider
I want to share one more funny anecdote real quick. I was watching a YouTube video about Ocarina of Time. You know, I've played the game many times in my life. I know it very well. I never knew and I never clocked that in Hyrule Field. The border of Hyrule Field, it's this blurry. It's the N64, right. It's this texture that's like, you know, no pixels at all. I didn't know that was supposed to be like trees.
Sam
Oh my God. So funny.
Per Schneider
It's a. It's like. It's like a forest. It's like a forest of trees that like link can't pass through. And like some YouTuber pointed that out and like for some reason it just never crossed my mind. I never thought about what it was like. I just. Oh my gosh.
Miranda Sanchez
Just.
Per Schneider
You just can't go there. So anyway, they had to.
Justin Davis
I mean they. There's so the wonderful thing about Ocarina of Time is like how many tricks they had to employ to actually pull this game off. Right? Like the sort of. But where it loads when you go around a corner and. And the geometry actually changes. Right. Like you see Death Mountain in the distance. It's not the geography of Death Mountain that you get when you approach it. Whereas like in Breath of the Wild, the mountain in the distance is the mountain that you can climb. And. And it's just. It's there. And so like remaking this game means almost like making a completely new game. Except for the dungeons, I guess you could just take them.
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Sam
and then my final point would be it'd be neat if it was a twofer that had the whole saga with Majora's mask in it. And then that would make for even if it was a simplistic remake, as long as it had them both, you could play through them with some kind of continuity. Almost like Banjo Kazooie's promise of the Ice Key and stuff like that. You know, because there are elements like the masks are are in the first game, like, I don't know, just time together.
Miranda Sanchez
That'd be sick.
Sam
Okay, let's play a game, shall we? The first game we're going to play is called Real Mature ign. It's where we look at ESRB ratings. I actually retitled this game. You chose Fantasy Violence, but we'll go with Real Mature ign. We're going to look at some ESRB rating descriptions that all have a connection to a game coming out this year. I'm going to read them a little bit out of order to hide some of the stuff about them. You're going to try to guess what they are. I'm going to do the. You know, these are direct quotes from the ESRB rating site for people that don't live in ESRB territory. The same as Peggy, where we rate games from teen to mature to everything. And there's these descriptions for parents so you can see what's in the game. And they're pretty lurid, they're kind of funny, they're not very mature. So I'll slowly reveal what these games are, try to guess them, and then we'll discuss the connection to this year's games. So here's the first one. All right. To quote the esrb, players use psychic abilities, eg, telekinesis, to levitate and fling furniture at enemies. Large splashes of blood are frequently depicted as enemies are shot, killed, control resonate sequences.
Per Schneider
Are we shouting out? What are we? Are we waiting?
Miranda Sanchez
You may.
Sam
You may.
Per Schneider
Sorry, I didn't know. I didn't know what the rules were.
Sam
Yep. Depict large pools of blood underneath corpses and bodies hanging from ropes. The words, the F word and the sh word are heard in this game. I won't read those words. First of all, these are not games that are coming out because the SRB doesn't have ratings for those quite yet. When we play that game, it has to be games from like this month.
Per Schneider
So it's not Control.
Sam
It is control. Yeah, I was going to say that sounds. The next one goes into it. It starts revealing because this is an action adventure game in which players help a woman with psychic abilities battle supernatural forces that have taken over the government. And then the giveaway is from a third person perspective. Players traverse building corridors and use a handgun to shoot and kill enemy creatures. And possessed guards slash agents. That's control. Control is rated m for mature, 17 plus for the ESRB with blood, strong language and violence. I don't remember that much blood in it, but here it says there was some waves of blood.
Miranda Sanchez
Yeah.
Justin Davis
Yeah.
Sam
All right. They're going to potentially get harder from here. Okay, next.
Justin Davis
Okay, bring it on.
Sam
Players use an assortment of cartoony firearms, oversized lasers, blasters and pistols to enemies or douse them in color. Players can also grab or throw enemies to the ground in hand to hand combat. A handful of sequences depict slapstick style and bathroom humor. Characters emitting flatulence, bird droppings falling on a character's head, a character getting kicked in the crotch, which I don't think would happen in Splatoon.
Per Schneider
Cuphead.
Sam
That's a good guess.
Justin Davis
What about High on Life?
Sam
Nope, nope, that's a good guess. That'd be even dirtier, though.
Miranda Sanchez
That would be worse. Yeah.
Sam
All right, I'm going to keep going.
Miranda Sanchez
Color.
Sam
Here's the hintiest one before we get to the giveaway. In some driving sequences, players can slam into fleeing vehicles, causing them to break apart into redacted
Per Schneider
Lego. LEGO City Undercover.
Sam
Nailed it.
Miranda Sanchez
I was about to say.
Sam
That's it. You got this too, Miranda. Okay, so this is in this. There's the giveaway. In this open world adventure game, players assume the role of LEGO Police officer Chase McCain as he goes undercover to capture a criminal. Players explore LEGO City's open world environment, investigate crime scenes and apparition criminals. Complete mission objectives. LEGO City Undercover is rated E for everyone by the SRB. With cartoon violence and crude humor.
Per Schneider
This is a great game. Like, it's just legitimately like, I like. We have an op ed on the site today or yesterday or this week, week on, like how good LEGO City Undercover was. And it's just a great game. And like, I don't like that it gets lumped in with the LEGO games. Not that they're not also great, but just like, if you're a fan of just like general open world, just run around and, and, you know, kill time kinds of games, it's just excellent.
Justin Davis
It's wholly original. Right.
Miranda Sanchez
It's all fun. Yeah, it's funny too.
Per Schneider
Yeah, yeah, it was. It was original. Switch exclusive. I mean, it's definitely not anymore.
Justin Davis
Was it you or something? I forgot what?
Sam
It came out first.
Per Schneider
It may have started on as an exclusive exclusive, but I think you can play it everywhere now.
Sam
Yeah. And the reason why this is relevant is that, you know, LEGO Batman seems to be an open world game like this. Right. And also Grand Theft Auto's out this year, which is what this is based on.
Justin Davis
What's so cool about this is that it wasn't beholden to like any story sequences you had seen in a movie before or, you know, and so like, yeah, it was just fun. It was a little bit like Simpsons Hit and Run where it's like, okay, yes. What would a LEGO GTA look like? Right?
Sam
And boy, Batman seems like it's in a really good spot. If they could pull this off.
Justin Davis
I'm excited.
Per Schneider
I think I want to play this again.
Sam
It looks great watching this footage. The graphics are good. Yeah, the footage looks really good. Okay, next one. Three of four we have. Players use pistols, machine guns and explosive to defeat opposing mercenaries and military robots. Combat is often fast paced, accompanied by realistic gunfire, gunfire, large explosions and cries of pain. Players can trail blue colored blood on the ground while down by enemy fire. Some areas depict corpses lying in pools of the blue liquid. The word a hole is also heard
Per Schneider
in the game our craters blue.
Sam
What are craters?
Per Schneider
The blue blood.
Justin Davis
The blue blood is so strange. What's the blue blood from?
Per Schneider
Well, Halo.
Miranda Sanchez
Halo has like but purpley blue. But there's not.
Sam
Does it really?
Justin Davis
I thought Halo's just blue blood is avid. Maybe Avatar.
Per Schneider
Yeah, maybe it's. Yeah, Avatar.
Sam
That's a good guess. Good guess.
Per Schneider
Okay, the aliens are blue.
Sam
We're going to move on. This is a first person shooter in which players assume the roles of bio cybernetic mercenaries that perform missions on a distant planet.
Justin Davis
Spock versus Spock.
Per Schneider
Nothing. Nothing.
Sam
All right, this is the final one. Remember, these are getting harder. Players engage in salvaging extraction missions across the planet's surface at a derelict warship, completing contracts and obtaining loot.
Per Schneider
Is this all the same game?
Sam
Yeah.
Per Schneider
Oh boy.
Sam
This is hella as the E word extraction.
Miranda Sanchez
Yeah, but what other. Wait, cuz.
Sam
Drum roll please.
Per Schneider
I don't know.
Sam
I say it's marathon. I was about to say it's marathon. I didn't know it had blue blood.
Miranda Sanchez
Actually I did know it had blue blood. I was like. But isn't that. But I guess it came out already so it qualifies.
Sam
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Marathon is rated T for Teen by the SRB with animated blood, language and violence, which I think is actually pretty sedate for a first person or you know, just got any type of online shooter.
Miranda Sanchez
Yeah, you're not actually killing people, you're killing robots.
Per Schneider
And the blue blood is probably exactly why that game's rated T. Yeah, that's interesting.
Sam
Okay, final round. Close up camera angles and slow motion effects. Effects accentuate the violence of some finishing moves. Enemies arms are cut off, courses are split in half. Heads are pulled out in a dramatic fashion. Some profanity, for example. Sh word and the ass word.
Justin Davis
Oh no, not that word.
Sam
Which one is that? Can be heard in the dialogue.
Per Schneider
Mortal Kombat. I don't know. Whatever.
Sam
Guess. Yeah, it's a good guess, but it's not Mortal Kombat.
Per Schneider
What? But people's heads are pulled out, Sam.
Sam
I know torsos.
Justin Davis
Diablo.
Sam
This one's a hard one. So you all know it though. So then during one sequence, Redacted grabs an enemy and thrusts his body headfirst into a rotating helicopter blade. Redacted also performs berserker moves that enable players to attack, slash, kill several enemies at once, slashing bladed claws at a frenetic pace.
Per Schneider
Oh, Wolverine.
Justin Davis
Oh Wolverine.
Sam
It is Wolverine. What it's called. Okay, here we go. Here's the giveaway Wolverine game.
Miranda Sanchez
Wolverine the game.
Sam
You all know this one. This is the giveaway. Players use claws to slash, stab, impale, and dismember enemy characters, resulting in splashes and stains of red blood. This is an action game based on the characters and events of the X Men Origins Wolverine movie. X Men origins Wolverine. Rated mature 17. Blood, violence and language and Justin, related to what you just said. Are they going to get away with a teen rating for making the blood from robots?
Per Schneider
Yeah, you are slashing up a lot of robots in the new Wolverine, but I think. I think that trailer, if I remember right, was pretty intense.
Justin Davis
Yeah.
Per Schneider
I'm assuming that the new Wolverine is going to be rated M. How does
Sam
this game look now? I can't tell if this.
Per Schneider
I think it looks good.
Sam
Ninja Gaiden.
Miranda Sanchez
Like, maybe.
Justin Davis
I think Marvel is ratings proof. Like, if. Even if you get mature, look. Yeah, look at Logan.
Sam
I. I don't even really remember this X Men origins movie. Was this the one with Sabertooth where they fight a lot?
Justin Davis
It was the bat. It was the bad one. X Men.
Per Schneider
They're both pretty. They were bad. Both.
Sam
There was two, and then there was Logan. Is that what happened? There's a trilogy.
Justin Davis
Yep. Logan.
Sam
Logan's not really.
Justin Davis
No. Logan's different.
Sam
Yeah. And then Deadpool's in one of them somehow.
Justin Davis
Well, that's Origin.
Miranda Sanchez
Yeah.
Justin Davis
They goofed. They screwed up. The merc with a mouth literally does get to speak.
Sam
It's still Ryan Reynolds.
Per Schneider
Yes.
Justin Davis
Yes.
Per Schneider
It's completely insane.
Sam
That is so crazy.
Justin Davis
It was all the bad decisions. It's like the Mario movie.
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Sam
Cool. All right, on to our next game Fun and games edition of Game Scoop here. Keep on rolling. This one is called New Game. It's called Continue or Quit.
Per Schneider
Oh.
Sam
So for Continue or Quit, we all are going to pick out a feature or trend in games that you'd like to continue. See more of games going forward and then one that just needs to stop now, please. So for this game, we're just going to go around the panel. I'll go. We all brought homework to this one pair. You're up first.
Justin Davis
How is that a game? How is that a game? Do I get points? Do I get points?
Sam
I will judge you at the end. No, it's just a game because we all had to bring something to show and tell.
Per Schneider
It's a game because it's a structured discussion.
Justin Davis
Okay.
Sam
Yes, There you go.
Justin Davis
A trend that actually is not a very big trend, but should be, but some companies have done. I think we've seen it in Doa 6, we've seen it in some Ubisoft games, is that when you pause your game, your controls are displayed on the pause screen. It is insane.
Sam
Straight up. You don't need to go to an options menu or whatever.
Justin Davis
It honestly is insane that any sort of game that you return to doesn't immediately kind of have this reminder of what your controls are.
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Justin Davis
Some companies have done some cool stuff. Like if it detects you haven't played a game in a while, like when you're going to the open world, suddenly it shows, like, hit X to, you know, hit enemies, which is way, way more work than just put the freaking controls on. On the pause screen. There are some games that don't display the controls anywhere. Some you have to go into, like, options and go into controls and like, just pause it, hear the controls. Thank you very much. If I haven't played the game for two months, I'm going back to it. Thank you very much.
Sam
Okay, so that's your. Continue.
Justin Davis
Continue that.
Sam
Okay. What's your quit?
Justin Davis
My quit is. Is unskippable or.
Jobert
Or.
Justin Davis
Or only skippable dialogue. Some, like Bethesda has this wonderful system that when a character says something, you
Sam
hit a. I love it so much.
Justin Davis
It just shows you the subtitle, the text of what you said, what the character said. And a lot of games now have gone back to. If you hit a, it'll skip the entire line of the character and you don't know what they said. Or you cannot skip what the character is saying. And I'm Sorry. Like, video game writing is not always so great that I need to listen to somebody talk about their chickens for five minutes. Like, just let me go. I get it, I get it. You're a slow talker. Just give me the text. But I still want to be able to hear some of the dialogue.
Per Schneider
Yeah. Crimson Desert is a thing where there's something about the game's engine where you can't skip any of the cutscenes, but they knew that their cutscenes were like, you know, maybe not that great or that gamers would want to skip them. So you can only fast forward them. But it fast forwards like the way that a VHS tape would fast forward and, like, everything gets sped up and like, the sound gets high and like, the music gets all warbly. It's, it's, it's unbelievable.
Justin Davis
That's funny. Whoa.
Sam
That's crazy.
Justin Davis
Bethesda and Obsidian, they've done this already where, like, you just hit the button and it just shows the text and it's perfect.
Per Schneider
There's definitely that system has been perfected.
Justin Davis
And then, of course, you have such fun. Like, my wife always gets annoyed when I play games like that. And it's like. And then, and next you should.
Sam
I love it. Yeah. I mean, I, I, I, I, I get the same commentary, but I think it's, I'm so used to it now, and I love it. And when they don't use that system, it's really, really horrible. Yeah.
Justin Davis
Quit it.
Sam
Justin, what's your continue and quit my continue.
Per Schneider
What's funny about mine is that five or maybe 10 years ago, it would have been a quit and I've changed my mind. And a thing that I didn't like, I' you know what? I like it after all, and I want it to stick around. And that's the ability to the, the video games where you just clear out an outpost, you get up on the Far Cries and the, and the Metal Gear Solids, and I want that gameplay loop of being able to go up in a radio tower and then you do the thing in the radio tower and then it reveals everything on the map. And I feel like on Game Scoop we would goof on that. It's like that's every video game now, and we're over it, but now it's kind of not in that many games anymore, and I miss it.
Sam
I like, Assassin's Creed is keeping it real, but that's basically it.
Per Schneider
I like that gameplay loop of, you know, the map is all obscured and then it reveals a whole little like, you know, A little sandbox of, like, new areas. Like, there's a race and there's a little brawl I can get into, and there's an outpost I can clear out. And then you go to the outpost and then you mark all the guys with your binoculars and you see them all, right? And the game makes you think. You're like, ah, it's open. You can go clear this area however you want. But actually, there's a cave. There's a. There's a cage right there with two tigers in it. And I'm like, well, I know how I'm gonna clear this one.
Sam
And like, in Assassin's Creed, I kept getting to the middle of the thing and getting the treasure and everybody's dead. And then I look down and there's, like a secret passage that led in from an obvious waterfall on the outside. I'm like, damn it. This whole time I could have just snuck right here. I love it.
Per Schneider
I love. I love. And they make you think, like, they don't tell you, like, what to do, but, like, you think you're being all clever and coming up with it on your own, but of course, you're doing it, like, the way they intended you to do it.
Miranda Sanchez
Yep. They left the breadcrumbs.
Sam
I like.
Justin Davis
I've. I've. I've always liked the tower concept. Whether it's in a UB game or in a Nintendo game. It's just because it sort of becomes this thing sometimes where I'm like, I don't want to do this whole freaking quest. I'm just going to do a couple of, you know, falcon spots or whatever. What are they, hawks?
Per Schneider
And it just got so overdone there for a second.
Sam
Right.
Justin Davis
But, like, yeah, it chopped up the worlds that were supposed to be organic in very formulaic ways again. But it is such an easy to understand fast travel system compared to, you know, whatever Red Dead Redemption did, you know?
Per Schneider
Yeah.
Sam
What's your quit?
Per Schneider
My quit's not as strong. Just to warn you. Like, I. I'm just. I'm over battle passes. I don't need them anymore.
Sam
You bought a battle pass recently?
Per Schneider
No. Well, no, because I think that they. I just think it's a treadmill. Right. Like, I don't. I don't. I don't like games. Is consumption and just play this game forever. I mean, games is a service, you know, it's like, I just, you know, it's not my thing. I think that the battle pass concept, it was so. When it was new, it was so friendly and fresh and like, you know, you can pay your way to play your way to get all these rewards, or, you know, give us 10 bucks. And that felt way friendlier than like, loot boxes, right? But like, yeah, you know, but now it's become kind of, you know, habit forming in a different way and has kind of been taken in an unhealthy direction.
Miranda Sanchez
It also makes things really stressful sometimes. I know, like playing with Destiny, it's like, I really just want to finish all this. I have one piece left. It's like 10 levels away. So tonight I can grind for like hours to try to make it, or they allow me to pay for levels so I could pay for it. But it's. It's just that shitty thing. I was like, I've already paid for this. So that kind of. It's just not what I want to do.
Per Schneider
Weaponized and monetized fomo and then it. And then it just never ends. Right? And actually Halo Infinite is so good at, like, battle passes don't expire, and you can, you can buy and play through an old battle pass anytime you want. It's like so friendly. So anyway, I'm, I'm just. That's great. It's not even. I don't even like, I know that this is a segment like keep or die. Like I'm even saying it needs to die, but it's just. I'm over it. I'm not interested.
Sam
It's just continue or quit. It's nicer sometimes. You just had enough of something.
Per Schneider
Yep.
Sam
Doesn't need to go away. Unless it's mine. Then it needs to go away from mine. All right, so, Miranda, what do you got for continue your quiz?
Miranda Sanchez
This is really hard because I juggled like three things I really wanted, but I will go with the thing that I want.
Sam
A note stock in my phone with a thousand things in it.
Miranda Sanchez
Yeah, I was like, the thing I want most is probably magic chest storage. So basically a lot of games like crafting, they want you to collect stuff and put it away, but then I can't freaking find it. Or if it's a multiplayer game, why did you put your, your, your rocks in the food chest? So that's really obnoxious to have to organize it that way. If you have to do a lot of chests or a lot of pockets or places for storage. So what I like is with when it's crafting, it just accesses all your. Accesses all of your storage. Or at least like with what Procopia does is at least if you have a Chest right now next to your crafting table. It has everything. So next to that table. So. Or like at least give me an option to upgrade my chests to be magic chest level or something. If you want to make me be responsible for my actions of where I'm storing things like that's something I want to see continue. Because some games do that really well. While some games will count early access and be like good luck. And I'm like, why would you do this to me? Like that's just cruel. You want me to pick up everything
Sam
but you don't leaves all over this region. I need them.
Per Schneider
Craft directly from chest is like the world's most perfect quality of life upgrade in any game.
Sam
Plus just the ability to smart sort stuff before you do that. Just so you see. I mean all that is like basics and like I'm playing a freaking video game here. Like I don't need the realism of not being able to carry a bunch of stuff. I am playing a video game for a reason. I don't go out in my neighborhood and get every cactus I can put in my pockets. I understand implicitly why when I sit down I should be able to get all those damn cactuses.
Miranda Sanchez
Yeah, it's like I'm already stressed about how I'm going to organize my yarn collection. I don't want to have to stress about how I'm organizing my in game skull collection or whatever it is that I've picked up today. Like, please just let it stack in the right spot and if I need it, pull it out when I'm crafting.
Sam
We kind of edged into a quit here. What's your quit?
Miranda Sanchez
My quit, it is combat through deck building and games where stories are really cool, which is very specific. So there are. So I feel bad, but I don't like deck builders. I really, I like playing card games.
Sam
But this is why I had Miranda on this show.
Miranda Sanchez
I know Sam and I complain about this all the time and I'm sorry. I know people love card games. I love, I love Yukio so much. I love other games. But gosh dang it. Like the artifact. Artifact was great from Valve. Like there's like these standalone. This is a card game. I am battling you. But when they use that as a mechanic to get through a big story game, I'm like, well, now I have to worry about collecting these cards and doing this strike when I really just pay attention to the story in a different way and it stops me from playing really cool games. Have cool stories. I'm like, now I have to learn however you structured the mechanics, mechanics for your game and hope I get that one card randomly or I'm gonna be really disappointed. I love you, Artifact. Thank you, Joker, for the video. Oh, it was.
Sam
Did artifact go away? Is it gone?
Miranda Sanchez
Yeah, you can still play it, but they're not updating or anything. It died pretty soon after they didn't. I don't think they had a really good plan of, like, how to continue with it. There's just like, great characters, but I like it when, like, the story and things are told through, like, these cards. Like this. Is this the battle or like whatever lore you want to put around the cards. But when you start. Start separating the cards and the store, it just gets. It's just annoying for me personally, so I don't want to see it. Okay.
Sam
Storytelling through cards.
Justin Davis
Very good.
Sam
All right, so quickly. Mine are. I chose from a lot, but so for this week, I'm going to do continue a default character creator option. I just want you to roll me a looker. You know, just. Just if you have somebody that you think is. Looks like a character that might play this game, maybe an orc. Orc. A lion, a lady, an elf, like, whatever it is, mix those up and give me some of your best designs, and I'll just play as one of those. I will never use your character creator to create a character. I might use your character creator to use one of your old characters that looks really derpy and then change it because it looks so bad. But that pisses me off.
Justin Davis
I'm the same way. I hate it when it's like, I just want. I. I don't want to sit there and have to create a character except
Sam
for something like gaming link pisses me off.
Justin Davis
Tomodachi. Like, tomodachi life is different because the whole concept is that you create these stupid characters, make them interact, and you create your friends and all that. But generally I really, really annoyed when there's not a good preset and there is a required character creator. And then you roll and you get these hideous characters all the time. Like, it's.
Per Schneider
It.
Justin Davis
It's a. It's a big turnoff. And I. I think Avowed was one of those games where I'm like, oh, I don't want this.
Sam
Yeah. Like, no matter what I rolled, I got provided defaults.
Justin Davis
Yeah.
Per Schneider
If you. If you're doing random, if you're hitting the random button, you're going to end up with mushrooms on your face for sure in that game.
Justin Davis
In a vow. Yeah, it's. It was like all the rejects from Pirates of the Caribbean. Like, it was so bad.
Miranda Sanchez
That's something I like about, like, Cyberpunk. Right? Like, their. Their V. Like, their iconic V looks really cool, and they're stylized and they're thoughtful.
Sam
Same with Shepard. Shepard is a character, you know, I like that. So. And then my quit is quit moving the jump button. I'm sick. This is the jump button right here. It's this one. Okay. And on a Xbox controller, it's the bottom one. It's just the. That's the jump button. That's just how it works. And we don't need to be doing this anymore. And, you know, my favorite games of all time have done this. Zelda. Like, put it on the top.
Miranda Sanchez
What? Why do we quit?
Sam
Quit, Quit that. That. Quit moving the jump button. I think it's crazy. I think Donkey Kong Bonanza.
Justin Davis
Did you remap it?
Sam
Got a little crazy with that, too. And I remapped it in that. Yeah.
Justin Davis
See, I remapped it and. Because it annoyed me, too. And then I mapped it back because they clearly wanted the up, down, sort of like setup reflected in the buttons.
Sam
But you can do that outside the constraints of the jump button. There's so many buttons on these controllers.
Justin Davis
It's really funny when some of the emulated Nintendo Classics were poorly mapped to Switch where. Where, you know, Mario had a button you hold down for running fast, and then you were supposed to jump while holding it down. And they mapped it all crazy. Originally, they did it backwards.
Per Schneider
Yeah.
Sam
Famously. They switched. The GameCube Mega man anniversary Collection. They just switched it. Just shoot. And you have to do that in that game, too. You have to jump rapidly and fire at the same time. You need to be able to mash the A and B buttons while you're playing that game.
Justin Davis
Yep.
Sam
Yeah, I just. I know you can remap in some games, but like. Like, unbelievably, in some games, you can't. But then, no matter what, like, you just didn't need to do this. There's no. It's just unnecessarily aggressive.
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Sam
K Pop Demon Hunters, Haja Boy's Breakfast Meal and Hunt Tricks Meal have just dropped at McDonald's. They're calling this a battle for the fans. What do you say to that, Rumi?
Justin Davis
It's not a battle.
Miranda Sanchez
So glad the Saja boys could take breakfast and give our meal the rest of the day.
Justin Davis
It is an honor to share.
Miranda Sanchez
No, it's our honor.
Justin Davis
It is our larger honor.
Sam
No, really, stop. You can really feel the respect in this battle. Pick a meal to pick a side
Justin Davis
and participate in McDonald's while supplies last.
Sam
All right, so we're on to. Let's play a game number three. Remember, this is the Fun in Games episode. So the last one was a fun. Let's just call it that. It wasn't a game. It was a fun.
Justin Davis
Okay, good.
Sam
Is this next one a game? I don't know, because my man Jobert's leading it. It's called what is Pear Eating?
Miranda Sanchez
What is Pear Eating?
Per Schneider
Great.
Sam
What do we got, Gilbert?
Per Schneider
Can't wait.
Jobert
That's correct. We're gonna be guessing what pear is eating. So. Pear. You and I are friends on Facebook, which means I have access to all your Facebook photos.
Per Schneider
Happy birthday, Pear.
Justin Davis
Happy birthday. I don't think I've posted food in a while, but I will tonight. My wife booked a really, really nice restaurant for dinner for my birthday.
Sam
Is it in a genre? Is it sushi or something like that?
Justin Davis
No, it's called Providence. It's a fancy LA seafood restaurant.
Sam
Yeah, seafood. Great. All right, what do we got, Jobber?
Jobert
Okay, so we're gonna show. I'm gonna show some photos of pear and food, and the food is blurred out, so you're gonna try to guess what that food is.
Miranda Sanchez
Tomodachi life, basically.
Jobert
And pear. I mean, these are your photos, so you'll be. You probably know what these are.
Miranda Sanchez
Okay.
Jobert
Yeah, so, but, you know, if you know.
Justin Davis
Am I guessing, too?
Jobert
Yeah, if you know what it is, don't give it away right away.
Sam
How about. This pair will describe in each photo for the listeners what's going on in the photo briefly, before you guess.
Jobert
And I, I. I totally get that. This is not.
Justin Davis
This is gonna be good listening.
Jobert
Yeah, yeah. For our audio. But you know what? Damon's not here, so there are no rules.
Justin Davis
I'll just make eating sounds the entire time. Folks.
Per Schneider
That's exactly what people want.
Jobert
Yes, I do have clues.
Sam
What's the first one?
Jobert
I do have clues to give if you guys need help.
Sam
Oh, you do? Okay, so here we go.
Jobert
This is the first one.
Justin Davis
I totally know what I'm eating there.
Miranda Sanchez
I think I know What?
Sam
So we're looking at. It looks like a giant vertical piece of pizza.
Miranda Sanchez
It's shaved ice.
Per Schneider
It's very tall.
Justin Davis
Yeah, it is very good. It is.
Miranda Sanchez
That's shaved ice.
Justin Davis
I think that's. Yeah, that's like. That's in Japan for sure.
Sam
That's a lot of shaved ice.
Miranda Sanchez
Yeah.
Justin Davis
In the summer, like this. This particular restaurant. I forget which one it is. They actually had shaved ice with blue cheese, which sounds made up. I. I didn't go for it. No, they. It's a big thing in. It's called kakigori. It's a big thing in Japan. There was a giant line out the door for this restaurant. It was blazingly hot in. In the Tokyo summer heat. And we stood in line for this, and it was really, really good. And it's not.
Sam
I wouldn't have that much shaved ice before a cartridge.
Justin Davis
It's more than shaved ice. They have, like, fruit in it and, like, ice cream and stuff. So it's not. It's not all right. Yeah, it's so good.
Per Schneider
Amazing.
Jobert
Okay, next up.
Per Schneider
Well done, Miranda.
Justin Davis
Yeah, good job.
Sam
Round two, Japanese shaved ice.
Justin Davis
You get.
Miranda Sanchez
You get it. That's easy.
Justin Davis
You're getting, like, pair weekend pictures here. That's okay. I did.
Jobert
I did, like, crop some of these so as not to accidentally dox you or something, so.
Justin Davis
Oh, that's all right. Yeah. If they're on Facebook, you can show anything.
Sam
It's really cute because you can see the ingredients that lead to, like, the world's most stacked bagel.
Per Schneider
Yeah, bagel unlocks bagel.
Sam
But it's got the red onions and the capers.
Justin Davis
You know what this is? I think this is a pear birthday picture where my daughter made bagels from scratch.
Sam
And they surprised when they do add all this in. It's the best bagel ever. It's so good.
Justin Davis
They surprised me for my birthday and said, wake up. Romy made bagels.
Sam
Wow. Yeah, that's pretty good.
Miranda Sanchez
Coffee looks so nice too.
Sam
Yeah, the coffee looks good, too.
Per Schneider
I want this right here. You must eat three of these bagels now for breakfast.
Justin Davis
Yeah, I know.
Sam
Triggering in the best way.
Justin Davis
Really good.
Sam
Okay. That's fair eating. It looks like a train.
Miranda Sanchez
I feel like. I can't say. I feel like I know too much.
Sam
Oh, I know. There are some bentos that you get before your train ride in Japan.
Justin Davis
Yeah.
Sam
Is that what it's called?
Justin Davis
You guys, I love these.
Sam
They're so good.
Per Schneider
What is.
Justin Davis
What is weird is all of these are not normal things.
Sam
And.
Justin Davis
Yeah, that's. That's the Shinkansen train probably from Tokyo to Kyoto or the other way. And like before you get on the bullet train, you go there. It. You go in. In either Tokyo station or whatever the station is there. And they have hundreds of different options of amazing bento boxes.
Sam
So.
Per Schneider
Great.
Sam
What a.
Justin Davis
That's probably like. That's probably like salty salmon with rice and stuff.
Miranda Sanchez
Yummy.
Sam
And I like the little soft drink tea thing there too.
Jobert
Okay, I think two more here.
Sam
Two more. Okay.
Justin Davis
This is really old.
Sam
Yeah. Okay.
Per Schneider
Wow.
Justin Davis
This is really old.
Sam
Okay, so this is a picture of pear eating a blurred thing. But to be fair, there's a giant pile of sausages next to him and he's drinking the traditional German beer, a Corona extract.
Miranda Sanchez
Yeah.
Justin Davis
You know what this is? This is probably.
Sam
Is it currywurst?
Per Schneider
I was gonna guess that. I was gonna guess currywurst, but that feels like I'm being misled. I think maybe it's like potato salad or something.
Justin Davis
No, I mean if it's sausage with
Miranda Sanchez
your hand, because that looks like.
Per Schneider
Yeah, you're holding something.
Miranda Sanchez
This is burger.
Justin Davis
It's some IGN barbecue at somebody's house. It may have been at like cute. Okay, Cass's house. And that's Chris Carl right there, our entertainment lead. And yeah, it is possible that the
Jobert
sausages are throwing you off.
Sam
Yeah.
Justin Davis
Yeah.
Per Schneider
Okay. I don't know. I don't have it because it's.
Sam
I bet it's a hit hamburger.
Miranda Sanchez
It was a hamburger. It is, I think.
Justin Davis
Yeah, this is definitely something.
Miranda Sanchez
Just a regular hamburger.
Sam
This is a bunch of sausages were decoration.
Justin Davis
It's a bunch of editors probably getting together for a barbecue. If it's. I don't know if it's at the office.
Sam
Yeah, there's like a postage. Postage stamp size ocarina in the background.
Miranda Sanchez
It kind of looks like it.
Per Schneider
It is ocarina.
Sam
It is.
Justin Davis
Oh, my God. That's so strange. I think this is at the office. I don't even know where we would have grilled.
Sam
Yeah, I bet it is.
Justin Davis
Grilled barbecue. Maybe we made a fire on the roof or something. Cool.
Sam
All right, the final one we have pear with somebody cut out of the picture. And he's holding what looks to be a human organ sized picture with the picture pixelated.
Per Schneider
It looks incredibly sinister.
Justin Davis
The. The. The knitted jacket gives it away that this is in Germany, folks.
Miranda Sanchez
I was gonna say, I like the cardigan.
Jobert
That's like a cardigan.
Justin Davis
That has to be Munich. That's got to be Munich.
Miranda Sanchez
That's gotta be like a biggest Like a big pretzel.
Justin Davis
I recognize. I recognize the arches. That's a Hofbrauhaus in Munich. So I think Miranda is very smart.
Sam
All right, there we go.
Justin Davis
I think we're talking about pretzel.
Sam
We're guessing big pretz. World's biggest. Look how big that pretzel is.
Miranda Sanchez
A big pretzel.
Sam
I want one of those now.
Justin Davis
I think you cut out one of my kids. That's what the dark, murderous shadow is in the background.
Sam
That's what the. That's what the other hand is.
Justin Davis
So at the. At the Hof house, there's like. There's people walking around, usually a lady, you know, like traditional Bavarian outfit, carrying just a giant amount of pretzels.
Sam
I love.
Per Schneider
And you just go.
Justin Davis
And they come over and all your money.
Sam
I've been going to a fantastic brewery on federal land over at Fort Mason, and. Well, sorry, not brewery. It's a beer hall. It's all German. It's all great. It's fan. It's really good beer. You get boots and everything. Good food. But the pretzels are so tiny, and they're like 11 bucks because it's San Francisco.
Justin Davis
No, they got to be bigger than your head.
Sam
Yep. Yeah. Yeah, but they don't serve them with mustard as proper.
Justin Davis
Yeah, the southern Germans are the masters at. At doing this stuff. So I'm. I'm.
Miranda Sanchez
What are more north pretzels traditionally served with butter?
Justin Davis
I mean, beer.
Sam
More butter beer.
Justin Davis
Actually, in.
Sam
In Munich you get cheese.
Justin Davis
No, in Munich, you get obata. Obata is basically cheese and green onions and a mixed up gram, and they mix it up into this paste. So it's like. I think you guys call it, like it's. Here is beer cheese.
Per Schneider
But.
Justin Davis
But beer cheese is.
Sam
Yeah, beer cheese or pork cheese is. Is.
Justin Davis
It's not as. It's not as good.
Per Schneider
That's. That's pretty common here actually, in Iowa, too. But of course, there's a huge German.
Justin Davis
Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, but Obat style is different. It doesn't have, like, the pimento stuff in it.
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Sam
Okay, so we have.
Justin Davis
I'm hungry.
Sam
Thanks.
Per Schneider
Yeah.
Sam
Happy birthday. I hope you get all of those things at your Michelin restaurant tonight. Right. Bring me a pretzel. I. We have short time so pair. If you do need to go, you can. But I think we can get through this video game 20 questions in this time.
Per Schneider
We can speedrun it.
Justin Davis
I can stay.
Per Schneider
Okay.
Sam
I know you guys are going to get this one.
Per Schneider
We need a win. It's been a while.
Sam
That's the pressure. No, we wonder.
Per Schneider
I wonder if the game Scoop historian. I wonder if this counts as a win for you as well, Sam, if we win.
Sam
Oh, no, I don't think so. And I think the person that sent this in is going to know that because the person that sent this in is Greg Kelly who does some of our tracking of game scoop 20 question stats. So this game does have an anecdote and it's a good one. But I don't think I can read a single part of it before we play.
Justin Davis
Really?
Sam
Because it will give it away.
Per Schneider
Not even hello, scoop crew.
Sam
Can't even say that. So just know it's from Greg Kelly.
Per Schneider
Got it.
Justin Davis
That means he probably picked a game from a series that has never been in 20 questions.
Per Schneider
Oh, that's so good.
Sam
See that? See this is enough to go on. Right? So.
Per Schneider
Okay.
Sam
Okay.
Per Schneider
Okay. Speedrun. Right.
Sam
Let the questioning begin.
Per Schneider
Did this game come out in the 70s, 80s or 90s?
Sam
No, it did not.
Miranda Sanchez
I heard you guys On a modern console. Was it on a modern console?
Sam
A modern console as in like current. Current gen. Current gen. No.
Justin Davis
I. I heard Gemini came up with a surefire way of winning this game.
Per Schneider
Yeah, it was.
Sam
It was pretty verdict.
Per Schneider
It was. It was 80 okay and 20 non. Sucks, which. Yeah, that checks out.
Justin Davis
Sorry. What was the.
Sam
What was the.
Justin Davis
Miranda's question was what was the answer?
Sam
Is it on a modern console? So now we have bookends, right? It's not from the last century and it's not on the current gen.
Justin Davis
Okay.
Sam
Okay.
Per Schneider
Was this game made in Japan?
Sam
No, it was not.
Justin Davis
Is this game on a Nintendo platform?
Per Schneider
No.
Justin Davis
Oh.
Miranda Sanchez
Is this game live service?
Sam
No.
Miranda Sanchez
Okay. No.
Justin Davis
That was a dark answer. Do you play as a.
Sam
That's how Damon says it. It.
Justin Davis
Do you play as a human in this game?
Sam
Yes. You do. Okay.
Per Schneider
Do you shoot guns in this game.
Sam
Oh, yeah.
Per Schneider
A lot of guns. Is this a first person.
Justin Davis
A lot of killing is.
Sam
Yes, that's it.
Per Schneider
So could be Master Chief, first person shooter.
Justin Davis
Not on a modern console, but after the 70s, 80s and 90s.
Miranda Sanchez
Is this the first game in a series?
Sam
Yes. Oh, well, let me take that back. It's the first game. Game.
Miranda Sanchez
The first game. So not necessarily in a series.
Per Schneider
Maybe it's not a series.
Justin Davis
Should we ask that?
Miranda Sanchez
That's not Halo.
Per Schneider
Not Halo. Well, it could be, but just. It's the first. It's the first. Is this a science fiction game?
Sam
No.
Justin Davis
Oh, but you shoot. Okay. You shoot guns.
Sam
That's 10.
Per Schneider
Not Halo. Could still be some of the Call of Duties, but also not other.
Sam
Yeah, I love that about Call of Duty. You just don't.
Justin Davis
Well, it could also be a Medal of Honor.
Per Schneider
Yeah. Is this a. Is this a military themed FPS?
Sam
Yes.
Justin Davis
Okay, so we could be in Call of Duty territory.
Miranda Sanchez
Is this based on real world events?
Sam
You know, I kind of looked that up and. No.
Miranda Sanchez
No.
Sam
Okay, that's great because, like, I get what you're saying. Like if a game is set, like
Justin Davis
if it's Call of Duty 2, island
Sam
of Okinawa in World War II.
Justin Davis
Yeah. Call of Duty 2 would be real locations.
Per Schneider
Is this either a Call of Duty, Medal of Honor or battlefield game?
Sam
No.
Justin Davis
Wow, a hack.
Per Schneider
Yeah, that's fine. There's no rules. There's no cops. You can do what we want.
Justin Davis
So it's none of those, but it's a military shooter.
Per Schneider
Military FPS. I think we know, right?
Justin Davis
Military FPS.
Miranda Sanchez
First person, first person guns.
Per Schneider
And then Sam gave us a hint that it's probably not a series, but I don't know that we know that definitively.
Miranda Sanchez
Is this game defined by having a major reveal at the end?
Sam
No.
Miranda Sanchez
No. Okay.
Sam
I'm trying to think of what you're thinking of, but this is not probably
Per Schneider
Spec Ops the line.
Justin Davis
What were you thinking?
Sam
What happens at the end? Well, I guess we shouldn't spoil things.
Per Schneider
That Spec Ops the line is a whole thing.
Sam
Apparently I spoiled the Mario Galaxy.
Per Schneider
Could be. Could be. So calm.
Justin Davis
You did. I listened to that episode.
Sam
Terrible.
Per Schneider
Come on.
Sam
That's not true.
Per Schneider
Not science fiction, though. So calm. Military Killed Zone is.
Justin Davis
Yeah, that's also sci fi.
Per Schneider
There is. There was that game Mag. That's around that era.
Justin Davis
Well, what was that other Ubisoft game with a yellow masks thing?
Sam
Thing?
Per Schneider
There was a Ghost Recon.
Justin Davis
Not.
Per Schneider
There's Ghost Recon. Is this. Is this a Ghost Recon, SOCOM or MAG?
Justin Davis
Wow.
Sam
Wow. That's 15 and no.
Justin Davis
Whoa. So Rainbow Six.
Per Schneider
Oh, you were thinking of Rainbow Six.
Justin Davis
Yeah, no, no, I was. I was thinking of Haze, which would never be in this game because Nobody remembers that 15.
Miranda Sanchez
But trying to think of like other defining factors from first person shooters. That would be good to ask.
Per Schneider
I mean, whether it's multiplayer or single player focused might be helpful, or it might not. I don't even know. I'm like, I feel like I've named every military FPS I can think of, so.
Justin Davis
Yeah.
Miranda Sanchez
Oh, yeah. Because it is military.
Justin Davis
The series thing stumps me because obviously, you know, Rainbow six is also a series and. And as are the ones that you mentioned.
Sam
You've never asked the question about the series, so. Oh, we asked if it was the
Miranda Sanchez
first in a series.
Justin Davis
Oh, we asked if it's.
Per Schneider
The answer was. The answer was yes. Well, Sam said it's the first.
Justin Davis
Okay. So.
Per Schneider
And I also think. I think, by the way, this is yes, Rainbow 6 is an FPS, but I don't think the original ones were. I think they were third person, if I recall correctly. And they switched. Oh, boy.
Miranda Sanchez
I don't know the military part. I'm just kind of like, what? Same other military shooter that is maybe loosely based on the real world, but not exact real world events.
Sam
Yeah. You have five questions.
Justin Davis
And again, the era is. We're Talking about between 2,020 something, basically
Sam
whenever that Xbox series came out.
Justin Davis
Yeah. So that's a. That's a pretty big range window. I mean, there's. Goldeneye is a military shooter.
Per Schneider
What about like. Well, we asked about service. What about like pubg?
Miranda Sanchez
No, it's. It's not service. Pubg is a service game.
Per Schneider
I guess I'm trying to be in that headspace though. Like. Yeah, you're right. But like, you know, like. Like, Like a Tarkov. I know that. That's a live service.
Miranda Sanchez
That's live service. Yeah.
Per Schneider
Well, that's like something like that.
Justin Davis
That's like that.
Per Schneider
I'm picturing like older console games and I'm trying to get out of that headspace.
Justin Davis
Yeah.
Miranda Sanchez
Was this game popular on the Xbox360 specifically?
Sam
No.
Miranda Sanchez
Okay. Okay. That is weirdly kind of helpful because it rules out some other things I was thinking of.
Justin Davis
So then we. And it wasn't on a Nintendo console. We already established that.
Miranda Sanchez
No, no, we have four. Four more, which.
Justin Davis
Which, by the way, Rainbow Six was as well, like a 2000 N64 game too. So maybe we're in place. Maybe we're in PlayStation territory. Should we.
Per Schneider
I asked about SOCOM though, and NAG. Those are the two I could think of.
Sam
Of.
Justin Davis
Yeah.
Sam
You. You've been riffing on several questions that have not been asked that are really good questions.
Justin Davis
I don't know what we.
Per Schneider
What do we.
Justin Davis
Was this a. Was this a. A PlayStation game? Like a PlayStation console series game?
Sam
Also, you need to refine that question.
Justin Davis
Was this game on a PlayStation console?
Sam
Yes.
Justin Davis
Okay.
Per Schneider
I don't know.
Sam
There's.
Per Schneider
There's. There's like there's Arma.
Justin Davis
There's what two?
Sam
And I guess there's Arma.
Miranda Sanchez
Well, it doesn't necessarily mean it is a PlayStation exclusive because I'm what we asked.
Per Schneider
He's right.
Justin Davis
He said this would be one we get, so it can't be Arma.
Sam
Yeah, I know it's one. I know it's one we can get.
Justin Davis
Yeah.
Sam
And when I reveal it or you get it, you will know why I. It's one that I know you can get.
Per Schneider
Has. Maybe it's a game that we already talked about on the show.
Sam
Just gonna have to believe.
Miranda Sanchez
I feel like I'm failing myself in some way. I'm just like, I should know this, but I don't. This is because it sounds a stupid
Justin Davis
no brainer thing somewhere. First person. Not the latest console generation military first person shooter. First in a series.
Sam
First.
Justin Davis
So it's first. Okay.
Per Schneider
It.
Justin Davis
It started.
Per Schneider
Why is it. Why does it keep saying first like that? What does that mean?
Miranda Sanchez
It's not live service.
Sam
It just means that I'm separating. You can't ask. There's two questions there that Randa trickled out. The second one was a series, but I didn't answer that question. I answered. Was this the first?
Per Schneider
We.
Justin Davis
We didn't. We didn't ask that.
Per Schneider
Yeah. What about. But not what about army of Two?
Jobert
What about.
Per Schneider
I don't know. I can't think of any other military FPSs that was. That also might have been a third person cover shooter.
Miranda Sanchez
Yeah, I'm figuring I'm missing something.
Justin Davis
Justin.
Per Schneider
Any other Kane.
Justin Davis
Any other Tom Clancy's.
Per Schneider
I mean we had. We had Ghost Recon. I mean there's Far Cry like which have. You know, was not really military.
Justin Davis
No, that's.
Per Schneider
You know, there's Splinter Cell, which is not a first person military FPS.
Justin Davis
It's got some first person in it. In the second one.
Per Schneider
It's not sci fi. Maybe it's a. Maybe it's a Star wars game. Because that's not sci fi. That's science.
Justin Davis
That would. No, you would say sci fi.
Sam
I'm not Damon.
Miranda Sanchez
That's cruel. That's really cruel. Yeah, that would be. That's out of line.
Per Schneider
Yeah.
Sam
I think you have two options here. You can go with what generation of console is this really? You can also go with like some qualifications about the type of game it is. Both those would be helpful directions.
Justin Davis
It doesn't help us if we ask the series question, does it?
Miranda Sanchez
No, I don't. I. I think that's because we already
Justin Davis
know it's first console generation.
Miranda Sanchez
But I don't know if that helps.
Justin Davis
I mean it would. It would help if you knew if it's like PlayStation 3 or Places.
Sam
The difference is first and only versus first of a series. Right?
Per Schneider
Yeah.
Miranda Sanchez
Right.
Per Schneider
Is this game. Is this game part of a series?
Sam
No.
Per Schneider
Yeah. Okay, great. It's the only one. So question. It's a. It's a one and done military FPS that's.
Miranda Sanchez
Has a non.
Per Schneider
And that appeared on a PlayStation was not popular on the Xbox 360.
Miranda Sanchez
No.
Per Schneider
So probably. Probably PS4. Four, maybe PS3. But oh gosh.
Justin Davis
And not like not life service end. So it's not life service where it's. It. It continues. And that's why there isn't a. A sequel.
Per Schneider
There's those. There's the. There's the ones that have the. Like the fatal. The sniper games where like the bullets like fly through people's brains and stuff like that.
Miranda Sanchez
I. Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Per Schneider
Sniper Elite.
Miranda Sanchez
Yeah, Sniper Elite. That's not. But it's not.
Per Schneider
But I think. I also think. I think they were probably on Sniper Elite, like three or four.
Justin Davis
Yeah. Anyway, that's a series.
Per Schneider
Oh gosh. I don't know. I don't know.
Sam
You're all sniffing around the right tree here.
Per Schneider
It's just not quite getting it say that.
Sam
Yeah.
Miranda Sanchez
We have one question left.
Justin Davis
Should we ask whether it's a. Whether it's Sony published? No, it was on Xbox, so like then it wouldn't have been.
Per Schneider
Do we know it was on Xbox?
Miranda Sanchez
No, we don't know.
Justin Davis
I thought you said something. It wasn't popular on Xbox. Didn't you.
Miranda Sanchez
I asked if it was specifically.
Sam
I answered the question.
Miranda Sanchez
I specifically asked if it's popular on Xbox360.
Per Schneider
Was this game exclusive to a PlayStation platform?
Sam
No.
Justin Davis
Okay, so.
Miranda Sanchez
Okay, so it's.
Per Schneider
So just host. We don't. I don't know.
Miranda Sanchez
It could be original Xbox or Xbox One and those generations that.
Justin Davis
So let's. Or.
Per Schneider
Or it was on the 360 and just wasn't that popular.
Justin Davis
Let's Think about the publishers. Did we ask where it was made? It was not made in Japan. So we're talking about.
Sam
You can't ask anything more.
Justin Davis
No, no. But.
Sam
But we.
Justin Davis
We had that. We had that question.
Per Schneider
Question.
Justin Davis
We asked if it was made in Japan. It was. No.
Sam
Correct.
Justin Davis
So we know it's either EA Ubisoft, you know, and if it's. By then like Midway, Atari were already. Oh, this. Atari still was alive. EA Ubisoft after the 90s.
Miranda Sanchez
Yeah.
Justin Davis
Rockstar take two. 2K.
Per Schneider
We need a. We. We just need. We're. I mean, we're out of questions.
Justin Davis
We need 10 more questions.
Sam
Pairs out of time.
Per Schneider
Yeah, I think. I don't think it's.
Sam
Do you want to keep asking questions?
Per Schneider
No, I. I'm gonna go. Is it Sniper Elite?
Sam
No, it is not Sniper Elite.
Per Schneider
Sorry.
Sam
So Greg Kelly says I think it's finally time to suggest the game Black for video game 20.
Justin Davis
Oh my God.
Sam
I know it's been a running joke from Justin over the years that he regularly thinks it's going to be this game, but it still never has been.
Per Schneider
It never is.
Sam
He has mentioned it much in the past year or two, so I think it's the perfect time to pick it. Let's get him.
Narrator/Advertiser
Oh my God.
Justin Davis
It's Black.
Sam
Signed one of the two 20q stats dudes from Massachusetts.
Per Schneider
I got got from the maker.
Sam
I don't think so.
Justin Davis
Burnout.
Sam
You would have gotten this maybe with the.
Per Schneider
The we also. I think I never. I never actually played this game, but I think. I think it was. Was single player only.
Sam
It is. Yeah.
Per Schneider
So it's like that may have actually
Sam
helped 2002 PS2 Xbox. So pretty early.
Justin Davis
Yes.
Miranda Sanchez
Yeah.
Sam
Sorry. Sorry. 2006. I mean PS2 Xbox. 2006. You can now play it on Xbox Backwards compatibility in the digital store. That's basically the only way to play it. We gave it an 8.6 on Xbox and 8.7 on PS2.
Per Schneider
Great. Yeah.
Miranda Sanchez
I should know that this game existed Criterion.
Sam
Criterion Dev.
Miranda Sanchez
That's crazy.
Justin Davis
You've seen the. You've. It is.
Per Schneider
Yeah.
Justin Davis
You. You've seen the COVID It has all the bullet casings on it. It's a very. Everything about this game was like marketed differently. Unfortunately. It never. It just never became a big hit.
Sam
But it's kind of an elevated tech demo. It looked really good.
Per Schneider
It was very beautiful at the time. And. And it didn't. It didn't have multiplayer. Right. So it's like just a really elevated, like good.
Sam
Also famous for destruction.
Justin Davis
Yeah.
Sam
It had it had evolution.
Justin Davis
It had a lot of destruction. Bullet like bullet. Just a lot of effects around the. The guns, crumbling walls. Yeah.
Sam
Was a big deal. And I think Resident Evil 4 ended up doing that in Engine for a lot of stuff too. But it was.
Per Schneider
Game's known for its sound design as well.
Justin Davis
It was basically like the Matrix lobby scene as a video game. You know, like they, they just, they were, they were doing a lot of. There you go, there you go, there you go.
Sam
There's some evolution.
Justin Davis
All the, the, the destruction stuff. Oh, man, what a bummer. Like, I, I know. I know this game pretty well and I'm, I'm a little bummed, but. Yeah, I would not have thought of Black.
Sam
When Damon comes back, we'll have him just play against us with the same game and see if he gets it.
Per Schneider
Okay.
Justin Davis
Yeah.
Miranda Sanchez
I wanted this to be gun because it's just such a funny name for a shooter.
Sam
Yeah.
Justin Davis
But that's not one of the few cowboy games before Red Dead. Yeah, Yeah.
Sam
I have like a leather flask. Okay.
Miranda Sanchez
What? That's so cool.
Sam
Yeah, yeah. Just from the swag, you know, trash can back in the day. Okay. Thank you for your suggestion, Greg. Viewers, if you have your own, it was a good one and been part of VG2 Cube DNA, which I like. If you have your own suggestions for reading of 20 questions, you can send them to gamescoopgn.com don't send them to nbcgn.com like I asked for last week. That made all the NBC organizers very disturbed. But I really appreciate everybody's suggestions that they sent in. There are some really good ones in there and some even better anecdotes. So I really appreciate that. That's all scoops we have for this week. Dan will be back next week. Thank you to per Justin and Miranda and to Jobert, working kind of between the scenes today. That was really fun. Jobert, this is IGN Game Scoop and we're.
Miranda Sanchez
Sa.
Sam
Sarah, what are you doing for your birthday day?
Justin Davis
My wife booked us into a super fancy restaurant tonight.
Miranda Sanchez
Ooh.
Justin Davis
And then, well, next week we're going on vacation.
Miranda Sanchez
Oh.
Justin Davis
And then special birthday treat is on Saturday. We're going to look at the. The five saluki puppies and pick ours.
Sam
Oh, my God. What type of dog is that?
Justin Davis
We're not bringing him home yet.
Sam
What type of a saluki?
Justin Davis
A saluki is like. It's like a hippie grain hound. It has really. It has like long, fuzzy ears.
Miranda Sanchez
What's a borzo?
Justin Davis
A borzo. My parents had them when I was a kid. They. They're Russian wolfhound. So basically greyhound, one size bigger with long hair and weird, funny, long noses. If you ever watched what's the. The hound movie, the Disney one. The. What is it called in English?
Per Schneider
It's called the Fox and the Hound.
Justin Davis
No, the other one. The one with. This is the night. What a beautiful, beautiful night.
Sam
Lady and the Tramp.
Justin Davis
Lady and the Tramp. In Germany it's called Zuzi on Str. It's the names of the. The. The. The animals. Yeah.
Sam
That says the names of the animals in English.
Justin Davis
No, one animal lady is Zuzi Unstroch. Well, it's the Tramp. Is that his name? Is. Is his name Tramp?
Sam
No, I think his name is. I think his name is Jacques. Is that right?
Justin Davis
See, it's different. Anyway, there is a borzo.
Sam
The lady is named lady, though.
Justin Davis
One of the. One of the entourage dogs is a Russian wolfhound and his name is Boris. And he speaks like this.
Per Schneider
Okay.
Sam
Yep.
Jobert
I will count you in.
Miranda Sanchez
Sorry, was that tag?
Justin Davis
Yeah.
Per Schneider
Oh, yeah.
Justin Davis
Oh, yeah.
Jobert
Miranda. So we usually have, like. We usually have like a. I usually put like, a random Internet video on for everyone to watch while I set up. This is tame. I've had some. Some wild ones.
Justin Davis
I saw this. I said, what. I said, what in the Gilbert is this? And he said, it's the Tag World Championships.
Sam
I'm like, man, cockroaches into each other's mouths. Oh, I froze.
Per Schneider
Yeah, the balloon. Keepy uppy.
Jobert
Yeah, it's like. It's that game where, like, you hit a balloon around. But the crazy thing is their. Their arena is basically a living room room.
Justin Davis
There's the Balloon World Cup. Look at it. Because this is in human tradition, was always played in living rooms.
Per Schneider
Yeah.
Justin Davis
Of course, the set would be a L. Funny.
Per Schneider
Set's really good.
Justin Davis
I feel like the next level set should have cacti, though.
Per Schneider
Ah.
Justin Davis
And like, if you're the last person to touch it, like, you. You lose the point.
Miranda Sanchez
Do they have to. You can only do it once.
Per Schneider
Yeah. And then I think there's rules. Like, you have to bop it up as an.
Miranda Sanchez
You can't spike it.
Per Schneider
Yeah, you can't spike it.
Sam
So many questions about that Doritos arcade machine.
Per Schneider
I also think you can't. You can't block the other player.
Justin Davis
Go, Justin.
Per Schneider
Oh, no, just. I like that they follow the Olympics like it's Peru versus Bulgaria. Like. Like they went through. They went through regionals to get.
Justin Davis
Yeah, yeah. 500 teams in Bulgaria.
Sam
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Per Schneider
They have a promotion and relegation system.
Sam
Yeah, those semis were tense.
Jobert
Okay, I think we are good to go. Everyone sounds good. Everyone looks good. And Sam, I will count you in. In five, four, three, two, and on you.
Date: April 11, 2026
Host: Sam (filling in for Daemon Hatfield)
Panel: Per Schneider, Justin Davis, Miranda Sanchez, Jobert
Theme: Nintendo’s 2026 plans, retro gaming nostalgia, speculation on new remakes (Star Fox & Ocarina of Time), industry trends, and fun panel games.
This episode takes a deep dive into Nintendo’s rumored slate for 2026, most notably the surprising absence of a major 3D Mario release. The panel unpacks the credibility and excitement around leaked reports of a new Star Fox and a Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake for Switch 2, reflects on Nintendo’s shifting strategy, debates remake philosophies, and shares their personal hopes for the future. In classic Game Scoop fashion, it’s full of industry insight, humor, nostalgia, and interactive trivia and panel games.
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Even with Daemon on vacation (“raging in Tokyo!”), the show delivered on all things Game Scoop: lively debate, inside jokes, insightful speculation, and plenty of nostalgia (and snacks). The crew’s chemistry and love for both new and retro games shines, providing listeners with expert commentary and playful banter on the state of Nintendo, the art of remakes, and what makes game design great (or annoying).
For longtime fans, this episode is full of the series’ signature humor and deep-game-industry insight. New listeners will find the panel’s conversation both accessible and enlightening, covering Nintendo’s plans, gaming history, and design trends with expert ease.
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