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• The time they almost auctioned stripper piss on Instagram (84oz Big Gulp included) 🥤
• Why Arkansas' "whites-only" town serves the worst Chinese food ("dry spaghetti" rant) 🍝
• Tommy's MIA again - is his dentist holding him hostage? 🦷
• Eddie drops the abortion joke that silenced the room 😳
• Caller chaos: Drunk fans, rehab confessions & continuation school secrets📅 Live Show Alerts:

AUG 1: Funkin' Funny Friday @ The Comedy Store (10PM) *- 2 shows already SOLD OUT*
AUG 10: Laugh Factory Covina w/ Edward San Juan

🔥 Episode Highlights:
[00:12:30] Stripper pee auction gone wrong
[00:28:15] "They only deport chihuahuas" - ICE raid rant
[00:42:50] Caller admits: "I got sent to continuation school for talking back"
[01:05:20] Eddie's most savage joke of the night📲 Follow the Crew:
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