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Get Off My Lawn
Hosted by Daz & Dave · EN
Welcome to 'Get Off My Lawn,' the podcast where we lovingly poke fun at the quirks of social media, millennials, and Gen Z with a healthy dose of humor and satire. Join two regular Aussie blokes as we navigate through the world of hashtags, viral trends, avocado toast, and everything in between. Get ready for some light-hearted banter, a few eye rolls, and a lot of laughs as we affectionately tease the stereotypes and idiosyncrasies of these digital generations. Let's unpack, unwind, and share a good-natured laugh or two. This is 'Get Off My Lawn'!
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#20: ICE Raids, Tylenol Tantrums and Electric Dreams: Real Talk with Daz and Dave
Nov 3000:38:33Tap to summarizeG'day GOML Army and welcome to another episdoe of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast.Tune in for a mix of laughter, commentary, and a healthy dose of skepticism as we navigate the wild landscape of modern culture. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and join the GOML Army on social media!Thanks for listening, and remember: if you see something ridiculous online, we want to hear about it!Want to contribute? Send us your recommendations for content via email or join our Discord community!Our Links->00:00:00 - Dinner Outfit Debate00:00:53 - Podcast Intro and Theme Song00:01:18 - Welcome to Episode 2000:02:02 - Contact Information and Social Media00:02:23 - Dave's New Motorbike Story00:05:46 - Life Advice: Beg for Forgiveness00:06:20 - Trump and Tylenol Controversy00:08:13 - Crazy Tylenol Guy00:11:28 - ICE Raid and Job Application00:13:26 - Gen Z vs. Gen Zed00:16:00 - Trans Kids and Parental Influence00:22:18 - Kinder Stories and Innocence of Kids00:24:22 - Australian Wisdom on Coal and Electricity00:27:15 - Daniel Alexander's Disappearance00:30:12 - Dear Dave: Celiac Disease and Mother-in-Law00:35:12 - Listener Email from Blake00:37:03 - Outro and Final Thoughts#GetOffMyLawnpodcast #Molly #Tylenol #Panadol #Advil #Nurofen #DonaldTrump #JFKJr .#DanielAlexander #Celiacdisease #Climatechange Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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#19: Crocodile wrestling, Karmic Orgies and the Legend of Lupus Moonhowl.
Oct 2701:00:29Tap to summarizeG'day GOML Army, and welcome to episode 19 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast!🎙️ From Gen Z's petrol station anxiety to a man trying to join a wolf pack, Episode 19 of Get Off My Lawn is packed with laughs and surprises.Tune in for a mix of laughter, commentary, and a healthy dose of skepticism as we navigate the wild landscape of modern culture. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and join the GOML Army on social media!Want to contribute? Send us your recommendations for content via email or join our Discord community!Thanks for listening, and remember: if you see something ridiculous online, we want to hear about it!Our Links->Timestamps00:00:00 - Stubby Holder Collection Rules00:00:51 - Rite of Passage at Outback Pubs00:02:18 - Podcast Introduction and Hosts00:03:11 - Gavin McGuinness Confusion00:04:38 - Callback to Telephobia Segment00:05:15 - Young Drivers Nervous at Petrol Stations00:08:50 - Gen Z Petrol Station Anxiety00:09:47 - Scrolling into Stupid: Introduction00:10:09 - R Word Controversy00:12:24 - Farmer Fran 's Sporn Crop Satire00:15:35 - CNN and Occupied Democrats Fall for Satire00:18:47 - Wolf Furry Mauled by Real Wolves00:22:07 - Stone Skimming Championship Cheating Scandal00:27:42 - ICE Jacket Prank at Home Depot00:30:31 - Scrolling into Stupid: Conclusion00:30:42 - Cooked Unit of the Week: Mike Holston00:33:59 - Mike Holston Wrestling Crocodiles00:36:01 - Mike Holston 's Illegal Zoo and Legal Issues00:42:18 - Mike Holston 's Snake Encounter 00:45:08 - Mike Holston Allergic to Animals 00:50:25 - Dear Dave: Karmic Orgy Dilemma#Trigender #Superhuman #vegan #poopknife #newpodcast #indiepodcast #comedy #comedypodcast #Indiepodcast #deardave #orgies #orgy #mikholston #getoffmylawn #gavinmcguiness #ice #cookedunit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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#18: Superhuman Workshops, Blinking Pyramids and a Poop Knife!
Sep 401:11:08Tap to summarizeG'day GOML Army, and welcome to episode 18 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast!🤔 What does it mean to be trigender? And how do you become superhuman with a $2,000 workshop? Find out in the latest episode of Get Off My Lawn, where we explore the strange and funny side of social media trends and the weird individuals involved.Plus, we introduce our new segment, Cooked Unit of the Week , where we highlight the most outrageous characters making waves online.Tune in for a mix of laughter, commentary, and a healthy dose of skepticism as we navigate the wild landscape of modern culture. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and join the GOML Army on social media!Want to contribute? Send us your recommendations for content via email or join our Discord community!Thanks for listening, and remember: if you see something ridiculous online, we want to hear about it!Our Links->#Trigender #Superhuman #vegan #poopknife #newpodcast #indiepodcast #comedy #comedypodcast #Indiepodcast #deardave #eesystem #thelightsystem #tashpeterson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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#17: Bar Tales, Telephobia and Nunchuck Life skills.
Aug 1801:07:44Tap to summarizeG 'day Goml Army! Welcome to Episode 17 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast, where we dive into the quirks of social media, millennials, Gen Z, and anything else that makes us laugh. Join us as we navigate through a series of hilarious and bizarre stories. Full of Nunchcuks and dillusional f*cks.So, plonk yourself down in your favourite chair, put on some headphone, grab a glass of what ever takes your fancy and join us for some mid level mirth and mediocre advice.Thanks for Listening and we'll catchya next episode.Our Links->Video Links:Curry Cobainhttps://x.com/chatmusiccc/status/1927033060740010312Town Hall crazyhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thesavagevic/video/7292232146201218346Telephobiahttps://youtu.be/wYZ4zdCPjAE?si=hiCNecFzakHHjPJa What’s going on in. NSW?2GB NSW education memohttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DLT-ElWvVaI/?igsh=MWRrZWx1ZjUxdHV1cA==Dilusional Transhttps://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1931001554833740020Trans Datinghttps://x.com/AntiWokeMemes/status/1934370834606424261 Real women don't scratch their balls.Quasimodohttps://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1928471475813568921 WTFGay Dogshttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DKzZ4eFI-6B/?igsh=NXNvZnJjeWJsZ2doMortal Instrumentshttps://x.com/LibOrNormal/status/1934234011171217556Woke Dad-Great start coffee carthttps://www.instagram.com/the_great_start_coffee_cart/ 2 Kilns, over 10k donated and not much toshow for it.Tape measurehttps://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7520314145196068126 What the fuck are you measuring with that?Main Character-Nunchuck Tylorhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/74wp8Q2DJK0 Are you upset?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z4ZtLTqGr3c DoomBlast from the pasthttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DIkwVDfyR8Z/#Podcast #Comedy #SocialMedia #Millennials #GenZ #Mukbang #Telephobia #Transgender #NunchuckTyler #DanielAlexander #GetOffMyLawn #woke Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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#16: Fake Flavours, Falcon Utes and VB Spiders
Aug 401:02:22Tap to summarizeG'Day GOML Army and welcome back to Episode 16 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast!In this episode, we dive into a variety of humerous topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought....and some nausea.From the absurdity of pizza-flavored snacks to the quirks of Tourette's Uber drivers, we've got it all covered. Plus, we introduce a new segment and a New game: "Scrollin' into Stupid" and "The Boomer Translater Game".So, plonk yourself down in your favourite chair, put on some headphone, grab a glass of what ever takes your fancy and join us for some mid level mirth and mediocre advice.Thanks for Listening and we'll catchya next episode.Our Links->Timestamps 00:00:00 - Pizza Flavored Snacks Rant : Hosts discuss their disdain for pizza-flavored snacks and how they don't taste like actual pizza. 00:02:40 - Podcast Introduction : Introduction to the "Get Off My Lawn" podcast, hosts Darren and Dave, and their social media handles. 00:04:15 - Weekly Recap : Darren and Dave talk about their uneventful week and briefly mention a rugby match. 00:04:27 - Callback to Previous Episode : Discussion about a controversial statement from a previous episode regarding redheads. 00:07:17 - Redhead Fetishization : Hosts discuss the fetishization of redheads and share personal anecdotes. 00:11:42 - Boomer Translator Game : A new segment where Dave tries to translate Gen Z slang into Gen X speak. 00:16:19 - Scrolling into Stupid : Introduction to a segment featuring bizarre and funny internet finds. 00:17:09 - Tourette 's Uber Driver: A humorous look at an Uber driver with Tourette's syndrome. 00:20:00 - Scottish Tourette 's Driving Lesson: A Scottish girl with Tourette's takes a driving lesson, leading to hilarious interactions. 00:24:05 - Baylen 's Tourette's: Discussion about Baelin, a Tourette's influencer, and her frustrations with people mimicking her tics. 00:32:31 - Baylen 's Cameo: Baelin's Cameo service and the cost of her personalized videos. 00:35:19 - Ford Ute Critique : Comedian Chris D'Elia criticizes an iconic Australian Ford Ute, leading to a passionate defense from the hosts. 00:39:19 - Chris D 'Elia's Comedy: A critique of Chris D'Elia's stand-up comedy and his use of crowd work. 00:41:19 - Will It Spider? : Introduction to Russ.eats, who tests various drinks to see if they make good spiders (floats). 00:48:09 - Russ.eats Cake Review : Russ reviews a Woolies Mud Cake, finding it disappointing despite eating half of it. 00:51:19 - Plant-Based Bailey 's Review: Russ reviews a plant-based Bailey's drink, giving it a positive rating. 00:52:24 - Conclusion of Scrolling into Stupid : Wrapping up the segment with a positive note on Russ.eats. 00:52:34 - Teaser for Next Episode : A teaser for the next episode featuring AI-generated content. 00:53:20 - Woke Dad Ai 00:54:10 - Dear Dave 01:00:16 - Outro- Sign off#wokedad #woke #chrisdelia #tourettes #genz #boomer #genx #ai #fordute #baylen #uberdriver Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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#15: Moon Water, Agender Pride and a Ginger's Identity crisis.
Jul 2100:43:16Tap to summarizeG'Day GOML Army and welcome back to Episode 15 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast!In this episode, we dive into a variety of humerous topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought....and some nausea. From Unexpected online shopping discoveries, to Eye Candy Lawn Carers and Agender Pride???So, plonk yourself down in your favourite chair, put on some headphone, grab a glass of what ever takes your fancy and join us for some mirth and mediocre advice. Thanks for Listening and we'll catchya next episode.Our Links->Timestamps00:00:00 - Remote Control Car Dilemma Discussion about finding the perfect remote control car for a granddaughter's birthday and the unexpected items found while browsing online.00:03:00 - Welcome to Get Off My Lawn Podcast Introduction of the hosts and the podcast's focus on social media quirks and generational humor.00:04:10 - Dave 's Bakery Experience Dave shares a humorous story about his experience at a bakery in a small town and the locals he encountered.00:07:00 - Katie Payne 's TikTok Delusion Analysis of a TikTok video by Katie Payne claiming to be "the black people of white people" and the absurdity of her statements.00:12:00 - Cultural Appropriation and Identity Discussion on cultural appropriation and the confusion surrounding identity as expressed by Katie Payne.00:18:00 - Folks Therapist and Moon Water Introduction to a "folks therapist" and the bizarre concept of moon water, along with commentary on modern therapy practices.00:25:00 - Agender Pride Day Celebration Fuzz99 (Mac) celebrates Agender Pride Day and discusses the validity of agender identities.00:30:00 - Haircut Celebration Fuzz99 expresses excitement over a recent haircut during Pride Month, highlighting the attention-seeking behavior.00:35:00 - Dear Dave: Distracting Neighbor A listener's dilemma about a shirtless neighbor mowing the lawn and whether to address the distraction.00:40:00 - Public Service Announcement A humorous PSA about the nature of jokes and humor in the podcast.00:41:30 - Thought for the Day Closing thoughts on pronouns and creative self-expression, wrapping up the episode.Video LinksKAYTPAGNEhttps://www.tiktok.com/@kaytpagne/video/7503715836780219679 Just in case you weren't convinced she is crazy….https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1854660577727037819?s=46&t=AsJMFC6J4IvG3Md797np0wWhat_the_FOLX! https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1825310365158420668?s=46&t=AsJMFC6J4IvG3Md797np0w FUZZZ99/MAC https://www.tiktok.com/@fuzzz99/video/7506310952011386158 Pride haircut timehttps://www.tiktok.com/@fuzzz99/video/7512619367176097066#lgbtia+ #pride #podcast #aussiepodcast #australia #gingers #trans #folx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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#14: Flat Earth Theories, Furry Realities and Vegan Vagaries!
Jul 701:00:55Tap to summarizeG'Day GOML Army and welcome to Episode 14 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast!In this episode, Daz and Dave dive into a variety of topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought. From Tuppaware conspiracies to the bizarre lives of Furries. We also have a go at our old fav's, Vegans and Flat Earther's. Oh, yeah we also meet....Mac(Cue palm to face).Thanks for Listening and we'll catchya next episode.Our Links->Timestamps:00:00 The Tupperware Dilemma01:59 Welcome to the Get Off My Lawn Podcast02:51 Electric Scooters: For Kids or Adults?06:06 Flat Earth Theories Debunked09:32 The Vegan Debate11:32 Vegan Influencer's Tragic End15:54 Vegan Activist Tash Peterson21:40 Energy Drink Reviews30:00 Wrestling and Coors Light32:05 Late Night Shenanigans33:15 Introducing Lucky Schmitz35:05 Furry Culture Discussion37:11 Furry Student Controversy41:35 Meet Mac: A TikTok Journey48:42 Dear Dave: Spiritually Stalked57:41 Final Thoughts and Farewell After Credit- https://x.com/marycatedelvey#flatearth #Vegan #transgender #tuppaware #scooters #podcast #newepisode #indiepodcaster #furry #furries #deardave #stalkers #comedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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#13: Splitting, Soaking and Woking!
Jun 3000:44:12Tap to summarizeG'Day GOML Army and welcome to Episode 13 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast!In this episode, Daz and Dave dive into a variety of topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought. From gym rants to the bizarre concept of "soaking," and a hilarious take on DEI, this episode has it all(Maybe not everything, but a bit of stuff).Thanks for Listening and we'll catchya next episode.Our Links->Timestamps 00:00:00 - Gym Rant : Hosts discuss frustrations with people using phones at the gym. 00:01:54 - Podcast Introduction : Introduction to the Get Off My Lawn podcast and its hosts. 00:03:27 - Soaking Explained : Explanation of the Mormon practice of soaking and jump humping. 00:08:22 - Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) : Discussion on DEI hiring practices and their implications. 00:12:21 - Millennial Couple in ISIS Territory : Story of a millennial couple killed while biking through ISIS territory. 00:15:30 - Australian Weatherman on Climate Change : Humorous take on climate change by an Australian weatherman. 00:16:54 - TikTok Rant : Hosts discuss a TikTok video featuring a person complaining about their day. 00:22:00 - CC 's Flat Earth Theories: Checking in with CC from New York and his flat earth theories. 00:29:57 - Daniel Alexander 's Mug Story: Daniel Alexander shares a story about a mug he made and a customer's reaction. 00:34:02 - Daniel Alexander 's PSA: Daniel Alexander warns about the dangers of certain societal groups. 00:35:19 - Sonotropo Anyoato 's TikToks: Introduction to the eccentric TikToker Sonotropo Anyoato. 00:38:22 - Dear Dave Segment : A listener asks for advice on how to handle her husband wearing a leopard print thong. 00:42:24 - Podcast Closing : Hosts wrap up the episode and encourage listener engagement.#wokedad #flatearth #TikTok #Millenial #genz #morman #soaking #genx #woke #antiwoke Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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#12: A Tale of Friendship and Feces
Jun 1600:57:07Tap to summarizeG'day GOML Army and welcome back to another fun packed edition of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast.In this episode we once again dive into a mix of hilarious anecdotes, social commentary, and listener dilemmas.Trav-A tale as old as time. Young, independant and needs a sugar daddy.Woke weirdosTourettes againNew Flat Earth folliesWoke DadDear DaveThanks for Listening and we'll catchya next episode.Our Links->Timestamps· 00:00 - Intro and Trav's Incident· 04:34 - Gen Z Struggles· 10:29 - Non-Binary Work Issues· 15:01 - Missing Cousin Plea· 20:00 - Flat-Earther Rant· 30:00 - Woke Dad Discussion· 40:00 - Dear Dave Segment#woke #wokedad #funny #nofilter #friends #genz #millennials #Comedy #DearDave #Podcast #whoarethesesocials #WATP #sexycandles Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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#11: Drag Queen Rescues and Aged Urine
Sep 29, 202400:39:41Tap to summarizeG'day GOML Army and welcome back to another fun packed edition of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast.In this episode we dive into a mix of hilarious anecdotes, social commentary, and listener dilemmas. Road Rage and Racial StereotypesX TreasuresValentina Gomez - The No-BS PoliticianDear Dave SegmentShoutouts to Matt S and MR C( I called him MR G?) for the loyal listens and interaction. Thanks for listening, catch-ya next episode.Timestamps00:00:00 - Camping Stories and Evening Gowns00:03:14 - Podcast Introduction and Hosts ' Banter00:05:02 - Driving Game: Asian, Australian, Indian00:08:17 - TikTok Highlights: Spelling and Math Lessons00:13:32 - Roadblock of Justice: Breakdown Lane Hero00:17:20 - Plus-Sized Complaints on a Plane00:20:14 - Naked Man on a Train: Aussie Intervention00:23:19 - Valentina Gomez: No BS Campaign00:25:34 - Aged Urine: Drinking and Topical Application00:29:55 - Dear Dave: Pole Dancing Dilemma00:36:08 - Listener Shoutouts and Show Wrap-Up#dragqueens #heroorvillain #funny #nofilter #friends #genz #millennials #Comedy #DearDave #Podcast #poledancing #ValentinaGomez #wokemindvirus Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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