Bonus Giggly Hotline: dumpsters, flirting, and nesting

Summary

Giggly Squad - Bonus Episode: Giggly Hotline - Dumpsters, Flirting, and Nesting

Release Date: July 17, 2025

In this bonus episode of Giggly Squad, hosts Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo delve into a lively and heartfelt discussion, addressing listener questions and sharing personal anecdotes that touch on themes of dating, personal growth, and domestic life. The episode, titled "Bonus Giggly Hotline: Dumpsters, Flirting, and Nesting," offers a blend of humor, sincerity, and relatable experiences that resonate with their audience.

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1. Welcome and Dunkin' Refreshers Banter (00:02 – 01:09)

The episode kicks off with Hannah and Paige engaging in their trademark playful banter. They discuss their mutual love for Dunkin' Refreshers, using it as a springboard to reminisce about childhood memories and the comforts of simple pleasures.

• Hannah: "There's so much ice and we need ice to live. But it is truly, like, the perfect cool down." (00:25)

• Paige: "It reminds me of being a little kid on the playground, thirsty and finally getting a refreshing drink. That's me with my Dunkin' Refresher." (00:34)

Their lighthearted conversation sets a warm and inviting tone for the episode, showcasing their effortless chemistry and ability to find joy in everyday moments.

2. Transition to Giggly Hotline and Delilah Reference (01:09 – 02:00)

Transitioning smoothly, Hannah and Paige introduce the Giggly Hotline, a segment where they answer listener-submitted questions. They reference the classic radio show Delilah, highlighting their unique approach to interactive content.

• Hannah: "We're the new Delilah. Remember when we were little and it was on the radio..." (01:19)

• Paige: "Grace picked all the questions that you guys submitted and some gossip." (01:49)

This segment promises an engaging mix of advice and gossip, curated to entertain and support their listeners.

3. Dating Tactics and the 'Bit' Strategy (02:00 – 05:40)

The first caller, Chris, poses a question about favorite dating "bits"—strategies or personas adopted when meeting someone new. Hannah and Paige explore various tactics, balancing humor with insightful commentary on authenticity in dating.

• Caller Chris: "What are your guys' favorite bits when you're meeting a guy? It could be a fake accent, a fake life story, just anything." (02:00)

• Hannah: "My bit recently is just, like, not speaking honestly." (02:46)

• Paige: "Girls love the accent thing; it's very freeing. But if you start to like him, you're like, how do we get out of it?" (02:33)

They discuss the fine line between playful deception and genuine interaction, emphasizing the importance of honesty and setting boundaries to prevent misunderstandings.

4. Caller Story: College Move and Relationship Breakup (05:35 – 10:09)

Grace shares a poignant story about moving into college, where a mishap on the turnpike leads to losing all her clothes. This event coincides with her decision to end a relationship, prompting a deep discussion on resilience and personal reinvention.

• Grace: "All of my clothes just sprinkled all over the turnpike. Just a few short weeks later, I also had to break up with my boyfriend." (05:04)

• Paige: "Maybe this was a sign from the universe saying, you are still valuable even if you don't have your clothes." (08:28)

Hannah and Paige provide compassionate advice, encouraging Grace and listeners to view such setbacks as opportunities for growth and to embrace change as a means to start anew. They highlight the importance of reframing challenges and investing in oneself during transitions.

5. Advice Segment: Moving in Together with a Boyfriend (10:19 – 19:01)

The next caller seeks advice on moving in with a boyfriend for the first time. Hannah and Paige offer practical tips and humorous insights on navigating shared living spaces, addressing potential pitfalls, and fostering a healthy relationship dynamic.

• Caller: "What are some things you wish you knew before moving in with boyfriends? Things you wish you had done?" (10:19)

• Paige: "Be super upfront about what you want and what you need. If you don't stand up for yourself six months in, you'll be like, I can't believe you do this." (11:34)

• Hannah: "Identify the red flags going into it. If he wants 50, 50 space, you're probably not long-term partners." (11:43)

They discuss various aspects of cohabitation, from establishing clear communication and setting boundaries to understanding each other's habits and preferences. Topics include:

• Temperature Preferences: Addressing differing comfort levels, such as Paige's preference for a "freezing ice box" versus her boyfriend's "lukewarm" setting. (12:07)

• Daily Habits and Etiquette: From toothpaste placement to making the bed, they emphasize the significance of seemingly trivial behaviors in maintaining harmony. (13:13 – 14:32)

• Weaponized Incompetence: They touch upon the TikTok trend where individuals feign incompetence to avoid household chores, advocating for mutual responsibility and respect. (13:43 – 14:00)

• Humor and Flexibility: Utilization of humor to cope with and address domestic challenges, such as Paige's playful approach to making the bed when needing to impress visiting friends. (14:31 – 15:03)

The discussion underscores the importance of collaboration, understanding, and maintaining a sense of humor to navigate the complexities of living together.

6. Final Thoughts and Community Engagement (19:01 – End)

Closing the episode, Hannah and Paige encourage listeners to share their summer adventures and stories, offering a chance to win Dunkin' merch. They express gratitude to Duncan for their Dunkin' Refreshers, reinforcing their community-centric approach and appreciation for their audience.

• Paige: "Keep sending us your [e-mail]." (15:23)

• Hannah: "Thank you to Duncan for keeping us cool and I love these bonus chats." (15:33)

Their final remarks reinforce the podcast's theme of collective joy and shared experiences, leaving listeners with a sense of connection and anticipation for future episodes.

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Notable Quotes:

• Hannah: "I'm living in truth. And that has become a bit." (02:28)

• Paige: "We are the flame, they are the moths. They will come." (03:08)

• Hannah: "Don't love anything that can't love you back." (08:28)

• Paige: "It's like, trust your gut. And if you don't go, it's not a big deal." (18:38)

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Conclusion

This bonus episode of Giggly Squad masterfully balances humor with heartfelt advice, offering listeners a nuanced exploration of personal relationships and self-discovery. Through engaging dialogues, relatable stories, and genuine camaraderie, Hannah and Paige create an inviting space for their audience to laugh, reflect, and find solace in shared experiences. Whether tackling the intricacies of dating tactics, the challenges of moving in together, or the trials of personal reinvention, the hosts provide both entertainment and valuable insights, embodying the true spirit of the Giggly Squad.

Transcript

[Hannah]

Sup, Gigglers? Gary, fix your WI fi.

[Paige]

Manifest that shit.

[Hannah]

We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me since I'm back in America.

[Paige]

I'm so sorry.

[Hannah]

Okay. But there's nothing I love more than air conditioning and a Duncan's Refresher.

[Paige]

Oh, my God.

[Hannah]

1. Because there's so much ice and we need ice to live. But it is truly, like, the perfect cool down.

[Paige]

I also, it reminds me of, like, being a little kid when you're running around the playground and you've never been more thirsty in your life. Cause your parents, like, forgot about you, and then you finally get, like, a refreshing drink and you're like, that's me with my Dunkin Refresher. Yes. Also, I just realized you can, like, customize them. Not me nerding out on my Dunkin Refreshers. But I know you like sparkling, so. So I got you the sparkling. Actually, that's cherry peach.

[Hannah]

You didn't get me the sparkling. You accidentally got sparkling.

[Paige]

No, I swear to God. I got you the sparkling and got me the peach mango.

[Hannah]

Okay, fine.

[Paige]

And then I thought that was my peach mango.

[Hannah]

Yeah. There's a whole thing.

[Paige]

We had a whole thing. But we're here and we're so excited we're doing these bonus episodes because we love the Collins. Yeah. Like, hearing the Gigglers voices and knowing that they're real.

[Hannah]

We're the new Delilah.

[Paige]

What's that reference?

[Hannah]

Remember when we were little and it was on the radio and it was like, ask Delilah. And she had, like, a really soothing voice? I think she's still around. I don't want to, like, oh, my God. Hypothetically.

[Paige]

I never listened to that. I just listened to the fan where they go, what's up? This is Mike Bercurio, who's calling him from Staten Island. The Mets.

[Hannah]

We're so different.

[Paige]

We're different now. This is Delilah. Grace picked all the questions that you guys submitted and some gossip.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

So we haven't heard any of the questions. And she's gonna lay it in on us.

[Hannah]

She's just gonna rapid fire. Okay, let's go with our first and Chris.

[Paige]

Chris is also involved. We give credit where credit is due.

[Hannah]

Hello, our first caller.

[Paige]

Hey, girls. Now that Paige is in her single girl summer era, I was wondering what your guys's favorite bit is when you're meeting a guy. It could be a fake accent, a fake life story, just anything. We love when you commit to a bit.

[Hannah]

I feel like I haven't committed to a bit in a while. With, like, meeting a guy because my life, I don't need you.

[Paige]

Because I looked in the mirror, because.

[Hannah]

I'm living in truth. And that has become a bit.

[Paige]

Some girl. Girls, like, love the accent thing, which, honestly, it's very freeing. But then, like, if you start to like him, you're like, oh, no, how do we get out of it?

[Hannah]

I've started this off with a lie.

[Paige]

Yes. But also, keep him on his toes.

[Hannah]

Yeah. I feel like my bit recently is just, like, not speaking honestly.

[Paige]

Like, people need to learn from your silence.

[Hannah]

Yeah. Less is more.

[Paige]

Were you silenced or. Silenced?

[Hannah]

And I realized that, like, dating rules.

[Paige]

They will come.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

They are mosquitoes. We are the flame.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Is that the quote? Close enough. They are moths. We are the light. They will come. Honestly. That's so true, though. Girls are lights, Men are moths. But also I. My bit is I like to fuck around with the friends. When I say around, I don't mean, like, hooking up. It's more like, it's easier for me to joke around with someone who I'm not physically attracted to.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

So I'm joking, I'm joking. I'm getting called back.

[Hannah]

So she's talking to you and she's laughing. She thinks you're hideous.

[Paige]

It's so funny. But you ever see this TikTok?

[Hannah]

How many guys are there? Like, I thought me and him had a really good rapport. She just thought you were butt ugly.

[Paige]

Do you know those tiktoks where the girls like me when I'm not attracted to a guy? And she's like, hey, nice to see you. How are you? It's like me when I'm attracted to a guy and you're just mute, being so weird, and walk away. So I like, you know, someone's wearing a Yankees jersey. I say something like, you know, you throw in what? You know, it's so funny you say.

[Hannah]

That because I was going to say you have sex. Such good, like, male references that almost, like, hook them because they're like, wait, how does she know that? And you're like, I'm a woman in sports.

[Paige]

I always thought that I was dabbling on pick me because I love sports.

[Hannah]

Yeah, but that. No, but you love sports.

[Paige]

But I use it. Yeah. Wait, first of all, it's true. And I use it for female empowerment.

[Hannah]

Can't be pick me. If it's true, it's true.

[Paige]

So when I know about sports, I'm able to get it in with any of the guys and immediately grab their attention. My problem now, obviously, I'm not dating, but I find myself. Cause I do so much crowd work comedy. If there's a man in my vicinity, I'm like, so what do you do for work? And it starts normal and then they say something and I'm like, consultant is not a real job.

[Hannah]

I know you're making fun of them.

[Paige]

And I'm making fun of them. I'm like, what's with this outfit?

[Hannah]

I'm like, we're at a work dinner.

[Paige]

I have to stop myself. Cause that's just where my brain goes. And my friends are like, you're what's going on.

[Hannah]

Your brain immediately goes to making fun of them. I'm the same way.

[Paige]

Yes.

[Hannah]

I'm just like, oh, that was actually so mean. I didn't even mean that. Just about. Who told you to wear those shoes? You know, like no.

[Paige]

Or are you just. In fact, you're not even trying to be funny. You're just like being honest. So I honestly think going in though with taking it not seriously when you're dating will take you far because it's not serious when you take it so serious where after every bad date, you're like walking around the street being like, I'll never find someone. Which we've all done.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

But like, it's not that serious. Make it a rom com, not a drama.

[Hannah]

People are dying.

[Paige]

Next question. This one Grace is going to read cuz it was written in.

[Grace]

I was going into my freshman year of college and my sister and I drove down in one car and my parents followed us in another car. Fast forward. My sister and I arrive at my college. My parents finally meet us and my dad says, paige, I'm so sorry, but none of the clothes you packed made it here. Turns out the thing they packed on top of the car opened on the turnpike and all of my clothes fell out. All of my clothes just sprinkled all over the turnpike. Just a few short weeks later, not only did I need to break up with my boyfriend, I also kindly had to tell him I couldn't return any of his clothing because they blew away.

[Paige]

Are you okay?

[Hannah]

No.

[Paige]

Are you okay?

[Hannah]

No.

[Paige]

She's like shaking.

[Hannah]

No, that I could cry. That would bring me to actual. I'd have to be committed. Well, first I'd double homicide. My mom and my dad, they'll go together, they'll be fine. Because there's no self awareness whatsoever in that car. No self, not a rear view mirror check at all. I'm more concerned that the dad doesn't know how to drive. You didn't One time, check, check your.

[Paige]

Mirrors and see that something was blowing.

[Hannah]

Off the roof of your car.

[Paige]

Greg taught me that. Check your mirrors. Also, God forbid, a sundress hidden the car behind you. They can't see. It's the whole turnpike explodes.

[Hannah]

Like, what?

[Paige]

Also, I feel like, at what point were they like, oh, shit, there's clothes everywhere. Should we stop and try to get the clothes back? Or did they just arrive and go? That's weird.

[Hannah]

Yeah. What are the logistics with the parents?

[Paige]

Yeah, I feel like there's missing parts to the story and they just, maybe they hated your clothes. This is something my friends would have done, been like, oh, no, all your clothes disappeared.

[Hannah]

No, I need to do something nice for this girl because I'm like, also, like, you're a freshman in college. Do you, do you know how many going out tops?

[Paige]

She probably ordered, oh my God, they're all gone. Well, clearly she ordered a lot because they didn't fit in the trunk.

[Hannah]

No, this is you going to call.

[Paige]

This is you going to college.

[Hannah]

So what is the question? What does she do? I mean, you have to move, change your name.

[Paige]

You have to start. The good news is that you broke up with your boyfriend. Yeah. So let's.

[Hannah]

Yeah, let's rejoice for that.

[Paige]

Let's rejoice. You're going to college, you're single.

[Hannah]

I think you just have to, you have to reframe it and you have to think, and who. What is the style that I want to be in college? Because you're starting fresh, you're starting anew. You have to.

[Paige]

You know what happened to me at a young age? I got my first, like actual earrings.

[Hannah]

Okay.

[Paige]

I think it was like, not Tiffany, but it was one of those, like, it was nice. Like my first ever, like, nice gift earrings. And the first day I lost it in the drain, of course, of course. And in that moment I said, I don't deserve nice things. And I said, you know what? Happiness does not come from Tiffany's.

[Hannah]

Material lesson material.

[Paige]

So maybe this was a sign from the universe saying, you are still valuable even if you don't have your clothes.

[Hannah]

You know what my mom says? Don't love anything that can't love you back. And I said, but that was Marilyn Monroe. But have you ever seen my vintage Chanel? Get a grip, woman. Get her friggin grip.

[Paige]

There is something, though, about losing things that is so bad. Like, you're like, if I lost this feeling from a man to like your wallet, you're like, I'll never survive. And then you Realize you do.

[Hannah]

It upsets me because I never lose things. So when I do lose something, I'm so mad at myself. Cause I'm like, this is not.

[Paige]

You see, our family, we lose everything every day.

[Hannah]

Yes.

[Paige]

And there's a freeingness to it because.

[Hannah]

I see it sounds free.

[Paige]

Where's my torso? I don't know, and I don't care.

[Hannah]

We lost it.

[Paige]

We lost it. But you know what we have. I was going to say our brains, but we don't always have that all the time.

[Hannah]

Lose my mind.

[Paige]

Lose your mind. So this is a learning lesson for you. I'm. Message us. We'll see if we can. We can get you some.

[Hannah]

Yeah. I need to help her out. I think it. And. But the meat and potatoes of it is you're starting a new stylistic journey. You're starting a new capsule wardrobe. You know, look at it that way. You're investing in pieces that you actually love, and you've gotten rid of all the mishmash.

[Paige]

That is freeing. I love that perspective shift. Also. Maybe that high school style is not who you are in college.

[Hannah]

Maybe this was, like, a sign from the unit. They were like, hated it. Reinvent yourself.

[Paige]

Yeah. The universe is like, we hate the aesthetic. Sit back. Who is that dream girl you want to be? Let's dress like her. Yeah. I feel like your dressing and dressing in general is a form of manifestation.

[Hannah]

Totally. Dress for the job you want. That's why I'm wearing a bra outside my shirt. Okay, Grace, which we have next.

[Caller]

Hey, Hannah and Paige. First off, I love you guys. I love getting to giggle with you every Tuesday. It's my favorite day of the week. So my fiance and I just moved in together, and he lived alone before. I lived with a roommate. But I wanted to see what advice y' all had for people moving in together for the first time. What are some things you wish you knew before moving in with boyfriends? Things you wish you had done? Anything you got. I want to hear it. Thanks.

[Paige]

Wait. I love her accent.

[Hannah]

I'm the worst person to ask this, too.

[Paige]

You don't ever want to move in with anyone.

[Hannah]

Right? When it gets to that point, even your children. Ooh. Gotta go. Gotta scram.

[Paige]

Well, I famously moved in with a guy from Craigslist and then started dating him, and it was like, the four of us, a classic. I love moving in with a guy because you immediately know if this is gonna work.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Cause there's so much you can get away with and hide when you're not living with them. But then when you live with them, everything's out in the open. My advice is to be super upfront about what you want and what you need. Cause if you don't stand up for yourself six months in, you'll be like, I can't believe you do this.

[Hannah]

Yeah. I think you have to identify the red flags going into it. If I'm about to move in with someone and he wants 50, 50 space, were probably not long term partners.

[Paige]

No.

[Hannah]

Like, because then that trickles into other things that they like. He would want 50, 50. And it's just like, it's not my vibe.

[Paige]

No, you're right.

[Hannah]

I want a man that, like, when I'm going to move in with him, he's like, I'll burn all my stuff. Like, I don't need to even bring it with me.

[Paige]

Yes. Yes. And I moved into Dez's place during COVID and he let me get a dumpster, like a full dump truck. And I was like, we're getting rid of everything.

[Hannah]

We're getting married.

[Paige]

And then I literally was like, buying candles. Like, it real nesting. It was crazy because I've never bought candles for myself, so I don't know who I was trying to be. But I do think it's fun to curate a life for you both, giving him his little space. But you also get to see, like, does he enjoy you? Like, styling things? You really do bond in a way. It's beautiful. Or you start to want to murder each other.

[Hannah]

I think the signs are there. You just have to, like, trust them.

[Paige]

Some things to anticipate temperatures. Do you like to sleep in a freezing ice box like me, or do you like it like, lukewarm? Like dez, who's crazy, but he loves me, so he lets me do icebox. Doesn't make a comment every time he goes to bed and goes, hey, I wanted to Walt Disney myself tonight.

[Hannah]

Yeah. You're like, here's an extra blanket.

[Paige]

We're having fun. Does he go to sleep with a hoodie on sometimes? Yes.

[Hannah]

I don't give a reframing perspective.

[Paige]

Exactly. That's what this episode's about. Also, the toothpaste. These are things that you'd never think of when you meet a guy. Is he pushing from the bottom?

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Is he pushing from the top? Is he. After he puts it on, is he getting rid of the extra stuff on the top and putting it back together or not? Is he putting it back in the drawer?

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Is he leaving it out? These are things that cause divorce.

[Hannah]

Yeah. It's the day to Day. Little things.

[Paige]

Exactly. When he shaves his face, does he.

[Hannah]

Rinse the sink out?

[Paige]

Does he try and it just. It was too difficult for him. Where does he leave his shoes? Does he leave it in a place where you could tear your acl?

[Hannah]

Have you seen that thing on TikTok where it's like, men doing, like, weaponized incompetence? No. Where, like, if you ask a guy to do something, he, like, purposely does it bad or, like, wrong because he doesn't want to actually do it. But it's like the easiest thing ever. And it's like little things, like living together, where it's like, can you just, like, put your towel in the things?

[Paige]

I don't know, like, you do it.

[Hannah]

So much better and like, that. I can't.

[Paige]

That's me with my mom.

[Hannah]

Right. Because she birthed you. You came out of your.

[Paige]

No, but also, moms are, like, amazing.

[Hannah]

No, but that's like, what it. It's like, you want a mom. Like, I'm not your mom. Like, this is so, like, I feel like, no going into it, you know, if your boyfriend is like that. And that's. I could never do. Not saying, like, oh, I wouldn't, like, pick up after him like, once in a while, but, like, I'm not for high. I'm not your maid.

[Paige]

I also will do that to him just to let him know.

[Hannah]

That's 50. 50.

[Paige]

Yeah, that I'm not your maid. You know, like, oh, you want me to make coffee? It's gonna be bad. Yeah, but what's funny is I'm pretty bad with, like, making the bed nice.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Like, I just convinced myself, like, I can't do it. But then my friends were visiting last weekend and I need to make the bed.

[Hannah]

And all of a sudden you were Martha Stewart.

[Paige]

I took like 20 minutes making this bed and I was like, smoothing out every single.

[Hannah]

You're all of a sudden, like, in the navy.

[Paige]

And he was like, you've never.

[Hannah]

Yeah. You're like, I could bounce a quarter thing. You, like, ironed the sheets.

[Paige]

He was like, who did this? And I was like, I don't know. A fairy. Yeah, but don't look for me to do it again. Oh, side note, I got green tea in mine in my decant refresher.

[Hannah]

Okay.

[Paige]

You can get green tea as an option. You could get lemonade. You could get sparkling. It's actually really nice. And I really am into the peach mango right now.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

I also got less concentrate, cuz I don't always like it too sweet. And Paige Is the peach cherry with sparkling. Keep sending us your [e-mail] and if.

[Hannah]

We read yours, you might win our favorite Dunkin goodies. Thank you to Duncan for keeping us cool and I love these bonus chats.

[Paige]

I love it. Anything to yap more.

[Grace]

I'm 27 and living in Boston now. This summer is my 10 year high school reunion. The idea of going makes me want to throw up, but my best friend is going and I'll already be home visiting my parents that weekend. So I'm out of excuses. Do I go? Do I lean in? Or do I stay far, far away and let the past stay in 2015 where it belongs?

[Hannah]

Mmm.

[Paige]

Mmm. You love a reunion.

[Hannah]

Okay. But I actually haven't been to one yet.

[Paige]

Why?

[Hannah]

Because my 10 year was Covid, which I wasn't actually gonna even go to my 10 year because I was like, I'm not where I want to be yet. I'm not where I need to be yet. So I was gonna go my 15. Yeah. I actually don't even know if they planned anything for it, But I will go. In your gut, you know, like, if your gut is saying, don't go, I wouldn't go. And if your gut is like, and like, what's the worst that can happen? Then I would say go. Also, like, everyone feels the exact same way. So everyone's thinking the exact same thing you are.

[Paige]

Everyone's just worried about themselves.

[Hannah]

Yes.

[Paige]

It also. There's so many variables to this. Some people had, like, really horrible high school experiences. And if it's going to bring all that back, don't go. Or is it a little exposure therapy to see people that, like, yeah, you thought they were better than you and now you know they hate their children. Right. And they are in a multiple multilevel marketing schemes.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

So it could be fun. And also, like, it's just not that big a deal because you're not going to see them for like another five years.

[Hannah]

And also remember, you can leave. Like, you could literally walk in and be in there for a second, get through, like, the bouncer at the bar and turn around and leave.

[Paige]

My thing is, like, if you're single, I have like a rom com in my head of you, like, seeing a guy that was like, nerdy in high school and now he's like, took his glasses off and now he has a jawline. And you're like, wait, I've loved you this whole time. And he's like, you were nice to me when everyone else was mean to me. I just Wrote a whole fucking movie there.

[Hannah]

Okay, let's call Matthew McConaughey. That sounds amazing.

[Paige]

See, I love that. Oh, yeah, because in the 90s, it was always the girls that were, like, nerdy and then got hot from taking off their glasses. I think we should reverse it.

[Hannah]

And it's like, she was pretty while having glasses on, but anyway, don't make you ugly.

[Paige]

Let's stop shaming people with glasses now. It's cool.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Now Paige and I wear glasses all the time for press appearances that we have to get respect in. I went to, like, a sketchy New York City high school who, like, there's, like, a Facebook page somewhere that occasionally they're like, hey, we're all getting together in this loft somewhere. And I'm like, so New York City? They'll be like, oh, yes, someone's garage is open, and one of the guys is going to be, like, DJing something.

[Hannah]

Ours is always at a bar with a, like, named saloon. And, you know.

[Paige]

Oh, my God.

[Hannah]

So I think, trust your gut.

[Paige]

Trust your gut. And if you don't go, it's not a big deal.

[Hannah]

Not a big deal at all.

[Paige]

We love not going to things.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

And we've never missed out on anything.

[Hannah]

No. And I've never had fomo.

[Paige]

Never. Thank you, Duncan, for fueling all this chaos. What great questions and keeping us refreshed because it's hot out today.

[Hannah]

Don't forget to share all your summer fun with [e-mail] and you have a.

[Paige]

Chance to win some really cute Duncan Giggly merch.