Giggling about apologies, dachshunds, and red witches

Summary

Giggly Squad – Episode Summary

Podcast: Giggly Squad
Hosts: Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo
Episode: Giggling about apologies, dachshunds, and red witches
Date: September 9, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this lively and laughter-filled episode, Hannah and Paige dive into their classic blend of personal confessions, pop culture banter, and self-deprecating humor. The duo unpacks everything from mispronouncing dog breeds and navigating online apologies, to Paige's Tuscan adventures, beta blockers in the media, witchy TikTok wisdom, and the nuances of Young Hollywood relationships. Listeners get candid updates on mental health, stand-up tours, and plenty of giggles about the absurdities of life, all in the unfiltered, irreverent tone that defines Giggly Squad.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Apologies and the Great "Dachshund" Debate

[02:07 – 06:10]

• Hannah’s Apology: Hannah starts the episode with an "apology" after mispronouncing "dachshund" (as "dash hound") in a recent video.
  • "The comments were like, you dumb bitch, it's pronounced dachshund." – Hannah [03:33]
  • Paige confesses she’d also pronounced it wrong, thinking "dachshund" and "dash hound" were different breeds.
• Internet Corrections: They comically decide to retract the apology after realizing that many pronunciations are acceptable.
  • "I take back my apology. Yeah, I take it back." – Hannah [05:36]
  • Paige’s rule: "Anything that I haven’t apologized for means it’s not fucking true. And suck my dick." [05:47]
• Dog-person/Cat-person sidebars: Detours into favorite takeout foods and cat behaviors.

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2. Pop Culture, Mental Health & Beta Blockers

[07:16 – 12:25]

• Paige’s Tuscan Wedding: Paige shares details from a wedding in Italy, referencing DMs about her outfits and spray tan, and shares the feeling of New York high school reunions at these events.
• Beta Blockers in The Media: Discussion about a Wall Street Journal article mentioning them and beta blockers.
  • "If you’re getting your medical information from Paige Audie DeSorbo, you got bigger problems." – Paige [10:54]
• Mental Health & Anxiety: Honest talk about experiences with beta blockers, panic attacks, and medical choices.

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3. Tour Life & Friendship FOMO

[15:17 – 17:19]

• Stand-Up Tour Updates: Hannah details the start of her stand-up tour in Vancouver and Sacramento, sharing the dual feelings of excitement and loneliness backstage.
  • "Stand up is so fulfilling because I feel so creative… but then also, it’s like this emptiness of the green room where I’m like, I wish Paige was here." – Hannah [16:28]
• Tour Announcements & Fan Cities: Hannah responds to gigglers demanding shows in their cities and announces she’ll shoot her special in Toronto.
  • "The gigglers don’t just say, like, hey, when are you coming to Toronto? They’ll be like, so you fucking hate Toronto." – Hannah [17:27]

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4. Witchy Vibes & TikTok Wisdom

[20:03 – 21:14]

• Red Witch TikTok: Paige recounts her period syncing with a lunar eclipse and discovering on TikTok that this makes her a "red witch"—meaning, allegedly, she’s powerful and her enemies are affected too.
  • "If you have your period right now, you’re a witch. You’re what they call a red witch, which means if you’re bleeding, all of your enemies are bleeding now too." – Paige [20:10]
• Conversation segues into generational healing and witchy empowerment.

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5. Spirituality, Synchronicity & Psychic Chat

[25:10 – 30:04]

• Tuning In: Hannah tells of a friend who channels spirits when drunk, sparking talk about psychic abilities, meditative trances, and pet name intuition.
• Audience Coven: The listeners ("gigglers") are invited to DM if they, too, have spiritual or psychic abilities, cementing the “Giggly Squad is a coven” running joke.
  • "Okay, so giggly squad’s a coven. 100% a coven." – Hannah [28:03]
• Pop culture reference: The Catfish texting documentary and online trolling.

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6. Back-to-School Nostalgia & Stationery Debates

[31:13 – 35:46]

• Modern School Supply Shopping: Paige laments that kids now simply pay a school fee and get standardized supplies, removing the thrill of picking personalized items.
  • "Is there no individualism in school supply shop?" – Hannah [32:26]
• Color Coding Disputes: Lighthearted arguments about which color is right for which subject, and the virtues of various writing implements.

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7. Fall Fashion, Boot Debates & VMAs

[35:54 – 40:39]

• Boot Shape Trends: Square vs. Pointed toe—Paige finds both fashionable depending on context.
  • "I just love…the pointiest toe ever and a big flare jean…But I also think, like, there is something so artistic about a square toe." – Paige [36:59]
• VMAs & Gen Z: Observations on how the VMAs have become more experimental, with less “cringe” and more self-consciousness among Gen Z.
  • "Gen Z’s worried about being cringe, which I didn’t know." – Hannah [38:03]
• Rebecca Black & Nepo Babies: Discussion on how pop culture judges the “origin stories” of stars, gatekeeping, and why there’s no right path to the top.

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8. Young Hollywood Relationships & Celebrity Gossip

[51:02 – 53:43]

• Relationship Circles: Paige lists off recent sightings and rumors in young Hollywood, including Olivia Jade, Glen Powell, Jacob Elordi, Emily Ratajkowski, Austin Butler, Zoe Kravitz, and Harry Styles.
• Boarding School Vibes: The “dating pool” feels like a tight circle, with relationships overlapping like high school dynamics.
  • "It’s a boarding school. Like, and that’s how they, like, make each other jealous, is by going to be seen on…Page Six." – Hannah [53:06]

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9. Tangents: AI Pets, Jobs, DJs & Playlists

[53:34 – 57:37]

• AI Robot Pets: Japan’s efforts to make robotic pets spark jokes about auras and authenticity.
• Career Titles: Men in "apparel" vs. fashion, and the hidden meanings of job descriptions.
• DJ Banter & Ox Debates: Jokes about DJ names ("DJ Dachshund"/"DJ Dash Hound") and who gets the aux cord in the car.
  • "Have you ever been in a car and told a man to take the ox?" – Hannah [56:04]

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10. Final Thoughts: Safety, Female Drivers, and Letting Women Rest

[66:07 – 70:58]

• Safety Concerns: Discussion on the mental load women bear for personal safety, Uber’s offer for female drivers vs. robot drivers (Waymo), and residual nervousness even with these efforts.
  • "There are so many times during the day that you have to think about your safety that, like, a guy just, like, never has to think about." – Paige [67:45]
• Let Women Rest: Empathy for women celebrities (like Emma Watson and Rihanna), pushing back against public expectations for constant productivity.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On apologies and the internet:

  "Anything I haven’t apologized for means it’s not fucking true. And suck my dick."
  – Paige, [05:47]

• About generational healing and Red Witches:

  "You’re such a witch that actually you’re, like, releasing things that didn’t even have to do with you. It’s generational. Like, you’re helping your ancestors."
  – Paige, [20:58]

• On reality and gatekeeping in fame:

  "I hate when people say, you can’t go somewhere because of, like, what your path was to get there…that’s called gatekeeping."
  – Hannah, [41:01]

• On school supplies and individuality:

  "Is there no individualism in school supply shop?"
  – Hannah, [32:26]

• On women’s safety and rideshares:

  "There are so many times during the day that you have to think about your safety that, like, a guy just, like, never has to think about."
  – Paige, [67:45]

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Episode Timeline (Select Timestamps)

• [02:07] – Hannah’s "dachshund" apology gone awry
• [05:36] – Decision to revoke the apology
• [08:04] – Paige’s stories from Tuscan weddings
• [09:01] – Wall Street Journal & beta blockers
• [16:28] – Hannah on being alone while touring
• [17:27] – Announcing the Toronto comedy special
• [20:10] – TikTok: If you menstruate on a lunar eclipse, you’re a red witch
• [28:03] – "Giggly squad’s a coven"
• [32:26] – Debating modern loss of school supply shopping
• [36:59] – Fall boots: pointed vs. square toe
• [38:03] – Gen Z and the fear of being "cringe"
• [41:01] – Fame, gatekeeping, and pop culture pathways
• [51:02] – Olivia Jade, Young Hollywood, “boarding school” dating pool
• [53:34] – AI pets, job title semantics, and DJ jokes
• [66:07] – Women’s safety and the appeal of robot taxis
• [67:45] – The constant safety calculus for women

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Tone & Atmosphere

Casual, irreverent, unapologetic, playful, and intimately confessional—with frequent tangents, inside jokes, and a cheerfully chaotic energy. The hosts embrace imperfection and vulnerability, keeping the giggles (and real talk) at the center.

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Summary Takeaway

This episode captures everything Giggly Squad fans love: self-satirizing honesty, cultural hot takes, a touch of real vulnerability, and the contagious chemistry of Hannah and Paige. Whether parsing pronunciation drama, discussing mental health, hyping each other’s achievements, or spinning celebrity gossip into friendly psychic conspiracies, Hannah and Paige turn every topic—no matter how random—into a hilarious, relatable ride.

Transcript

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[Hannah]

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[Paige]

Gary, fix your wi fi manifest that shit.

[Hannah]

We can't be managed.

[Paige]

I mean, the day just got away from me.

[Hannah]

I need to let you know I just chugged a dirty chai latte. So anything that's about to happen on this pod, I'm not responsible for. And then I'm going cool it off with a little Dunkin refresher. Yeah, that's my idea of a fun night. So everyone lock in.

[Paige]

Okay, Locked.

[Hannah]

First of all, I have to make an apology.

[Paige]

We didn't even say, oh, we're going. Okay. I thought this was our preamble. And you're like, and now I'll start. Oh, we're in it.

[Hannah]

We're in it.

[Paige]

Sorry, this week is different. We're in it. Here we go.

[Hannah]

We changed everything. Okay, so I posted my last video, a video with Lululemon, and I was making some jokes, some light Jokes. And I made a mistake, and it was. It was a bad mistake, because you know when you don't know you made the mistake. And then people in the comments are like, how did she not know this? And I'm like, that is so fucking true. I didn't know this. Do you know it's not pronounced dash hounds?

[Paige]

Dash hounds.

[Hannah]

Apparently, it's dachshunds.

[Paige]

Hold on.

[Hannah]

No, sorry. Cat people are so confused right now.

[Paige]

Sorry. Hold on.

[Hannah]

I feel like this is above our favorite.

[Paige]

This is. This is not a bit, but genuinely. Can you spell it?

[Hannah]

Okay, so this is the thing. It's spelled D, A, S, C, H, O, U, N, D, S. Along those lines, like, close.

[Paige]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Hannah]

I already lost you after. Like.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

You were like, I.

[Paige]

My brain immediately went to Szechuan Chicken. I know I'm hungry. I immediately was at my favorite Chinese restaurant right next door, and I was like, kung pao chicken. Okay, that's what I'm getting for dinner.

[Hannah]

Side of duck sauce. Thank you. So I guess I've just been reading online all the influencer girls like, writing, like, I got a dachshund. That's how I was reading it. And then I was saying, like, types of girls based on their Lululemon outfit. And I was like, this girl, but got adopted a dachshund before it was trendy. The comments were like, you dumb bitch, it's pronounced dachshund. And I go, maybe I'm not done. Maybe this is the X. I thought dachshund was a whole separate breed.

[Paige]

Same.

[Hannah]

I thought it was D O, X, E, N. I feel like there are.

[Paige]

People out here in the world saying the word dachshund.

[Hannah]

Isn't it? There was Connor and Cupid and do and Blitzen, Donner and Blitzen.

[Paige]

What do they have to do with this?

[Hannah]

I thought that was one of the dachshunds. So anyway, I'm still confused, and I don't want to Google it because I feel like that'll get me more confused. But I thought dachshund and dash Hound are too different.

[Paige]

Okay.

[Hannah]

You know he's behind you. Is like, I don't care about these kind of conversations about dogs. She's licking her own paw, being like, I'm over it. Pages.

[Paige]

This is a job.

[Hannah]

This is a job for Chris, who's not here.

[Paige]

This is a job for Chat GPT. This is above Google's pay grade. Well, actually, I spelled everything wrong, so Chad's like, actually, this reminds me of.

[Hannah]

Me when I tried to go through Dez's Mandarin phone and I realized I don't understand anything on it.

[Paige]

Dash hound. Pronounce. Yeah. Dakota Dachshund. The official breed of. They're a German dog.

[Hannah]

Okay.

[Paige]

Name. Wiener dog. Sausage dog.

[Hannah]

Okay. But bear with me. Dash hound sounds like a real dog. What's a dash hound?

[Paige]

So whether someone says Dachshund, Dachshund or Dawson, they all mean the same iconic, long body, short legged little dog.

[Hannah]

Wait, she's been redeemed.

[Paige]

So you can call it either.

[Hannah]

I take back my apology. Yeah, I take it back.

[Paige]

This is why you can't listen to the Internet. It's. I'm like, I'm not apologizing for that.

[Hannah]

Fuck off my apology. Bleep it out, Grace.

[Paige]

Anything I haven't seen anything that I haven't apologized for means it's not fucking true. And suck my dick. Okay? That's why I haven't apologized for it. Because I don't know you bitches, but.

[Hannah]

You know I'm quick for an apology. I'll apologize for anything. You're. This one. I take it back. I take it.

[Paige]

I rather double down, think about it again and then come back to you.

[Hannah]

That's like that meme where midfield fight. You know you're wrong and you start trying to turn it.

[Paige]

Oh, my God. What a way to start the day.

[Hannah]

What a way to start the day. Now I'm feeling myself even more. My heart's pumping. My algorithm is full of AI Cat podcasters. Yeah, it is cracking me up. And I have to stop sending it to people in my life because it's ruining my relationships. Because the cats are just on dogs and their owners and it's literally us, like the cat of our lives have.

[Paige]

Been reduced to such small, like, dope dopamine hits. I'm like, this is really good for my mental health right now. If I watch this AI Cat coming out of an ice cream machine.

[Hannah]

Not to quote Stacy, I'm not pronouncing it right. There's got to be more to life than chasing down every temporary high.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Do you remember that song?

[Paige]

No. But I agree with her.

[Hannah]

Everyone check out that song. How, how are you?

[Paige]

What happened to hello, how are you? I just got back from being under the Tuscan sun.

[Hannah]

Oh, yeah, you are in fucking Italy. You.

[Paige]

I just.

[Hannah]

Twice in like three weeks.

[Paige]

I just want to say the to the gigglers that are in my DMs being like, why do you do this? Every time you go to Italy, you say you have no outfits and then you bust out like, the craziest looks we've seen.

[Hannah]

Yep.

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[Paige]

So much. I like to set the bar low.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

So that your expectation, you have an even better day. But the girl saying that I need to chill on my spray tan, it's real natural, honey.

[Hannah]

And I'm.

[Paige]

I'm. I'm literally keeping it till November.

[Hannah]

I've literally oiled up all summer for this. It's called being Italian.

[Paige]

It's called being Italian in Italy. And it's. It was one of. I mean, I feel like I've gone to a lot of crazy wedding weekends in my day. I feel like if there's one thing I've experienced in my 20s and 30s, it's insane weddings that I'm like, this is crazy. This definitely was one of those. It was one of my oldest friends from New York. So I feel like once a year, I have, like, this. It feels like a high school reunion because it's just everyone I've ever met in New York City, ever, and I'm like, oh, this is awkward. Okay. There were many times where I was like, actually, I think someone's yelling my name. Got to go. I do want to say I didn't take one. Beta blocker. Oh, my God. Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm jumping around here. We will get back to the wedding.

[Hannah]

Did you see.

[Paige]

Did you see that the Wall Street Journal wrote in.

[Hannah]

Wait, I'm not subscribed, so I couldn't read it.

[Paige]

Okay, so halfway through the craziest part about the whole article, I literally go, when the fuck did I get a Wall Street Journal subscription?

[Hannah]

That I'm wondering, how did you read it? You realize you've been paying $23 a month?

[Paige]

I literally get to the end of the article, and I'm like, sorry, who charged my card for this?

[Hannah]

I should not be allowed to read this kind of.

[Paige]

I'm like, how long have I had this?

[Hannah]

Someone messaged me. I was like, by the way, the Wall Street Journal wrote an article about you guys and Beta Black race. And I go, that's none of my business, because I'm not subscribed.

[Paige]

Literally none of. None of our business. Honestly, I did see, like, some of the comments, and they were like, oh, like, the person that wrote it obviously hates Hannah and Paige.

[Hannah]

But.

[Paige]

But I read the article, and I was like, oh, I don't think so. The only thing that the headline, like, on the Instagram, how I saw it was like, a girl sent me, like, the actual Wall Street Journal Instagram and It said the pill that women are taking for everything from, like, very menial things to like, your wedding day. And I was like, okay, please don't act like we're 1950s housewives, like, comatosing ourselves because we get a little anxious.

[Hannah]

Like, also, let's not. Let's not use the word menial and women together.

[Paige]

Well, it just. I was.

[Hannah]

A woman's never done anything that's menial.

[Paige]

It went through the whole thing of.

[Hannah]

Like, also, what does menial mean?

[Paige]

Like, small minute. Sorry. I got really excited.

[Hannah]

I know something.

[Paige]

I'm like, oh, actually, this one I know, but basically the whole article was that how, like, our generation, like, takes medicine and, like, is it our beta blockers actually good for you? And, like, will it actually have, like, a long term effect of heart disease instead? And blah, blah, blah and whatever. Here's the thing. If you're getting your medical information From Paige Audie DeSorvo, you got bigger problems. Okay? You got way bigger going on.

[Hannah]

Also, it is non addictive and it's not like a. We're not. We're telling people, talk to your doctor first.

[Paige]

But, like, obviously, like, I spoke to a doctor.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

You know, like a grade A professional. Here's what I will say. The reason that I chose to take beta blockers was because I don't like Xanax and I don't like anything that does, like, mess with my brain because I do feel like I would be someone that would, like, get addicted to Xanax. And like, I don't even. Wouldn't even want to go down that road. And I take a beta blocker. I mean, maybe once a month now.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

But I still wholeheartedly stand by it. I think they're the best things ever.

[Hannah]

Well, for a lot of. I personally, when I have a physical reaction, I then get, like, more anxious and it, like, adds to the anxiety. You know, when you have anxiety about your anxiety. So beta blockers can, like, slow the physical reaction. So it kind of. And also we started it when Paige was having panic attacks on tour, and I started it in support of her in solidarity.

[Paige]

Someone commented and was like, paige just out here taking drugs and from anyone. And I was like, okay, sorry, I'm a good time.

[Hannah]

Like, give me a. It was her best friend, and I sourced it from a makeup artist.

[Paige]

So if you've ever taken a drug from a makeup artist, you know that it's really good.

[Hannah]

Okay, so you're not taking. You're off your beta blockers in Tuscany.

[Paige]

I literally, like, forgot to take Them because I honestly was like being dramatic. But it was all my friends so I like actually wasn't nervous. But big crowds, obviously it is scary. But it was such a fun weekend. It was like how they did it was. Everything was right on the property. So like each day that we had like a wedding event, it was like right there. It was like really nice.

[Hannah]

I hate when there's travel admin.

[Paige]

Yeah. The weather was amazing. Their after party. These are like New York City people. These are like born and raised New York City. Just like vibes. So you like walk up to the after party. They had like the door people like full on acting like it was an interactive play and they had it like it was a real New York City club. And they had like a rope and they had clipboards and headsets and they like.

[Hannah]

I loved it.

[Paige]

They told everyone like they couldn't get in and we're just like, we like. No.

[Hannah]

The owner. But you had to like beg to get it.

[Paige]

No, they literally did a bit like it was a full day.

[Hannah]

That is so fucking funny.

[Paige]

No, it was so fun. They had McDonald's with their like wedding thing on it.

[Hannah]

I love that they went to Tuscany to eat McDonald's.

[Paige]

No, they had so many like amazing details and if like any friend was going to have like so many little details, it was going to be like this couple.

[Hannah]

It looks spectacular.

[Paige]

Just the best. But I. I'm sad because I feel like now my summer really is over.

[Hannah]

Summer is not over. Cuz we still have our Duncan refreshers.

[Paige]

And I'm drinking the blueberry refresher. I tried it for the first time the other week and I was obsessed. And I add lemonade to mine because it just like adds a little extra kick. But I'm loving this one.

[Hannah]

You guys know I love the mango pineapple with green tea. I'm obsessed with it. So good. Not too sweet. I get a little less concentrate. Highly recommend. We were scheduled to record this pod.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

At like 9% and Paige texts last night and is like, han, I'm too tired. I can't do nine. Can we do 11? And I'm like anything for my baby. Like you know I have your back. I realized I'm coming from California so. And we're jet lagged different ways.

[Paige]

We're jet in the opposite way.

[Hannah]

So you were actually probably awake early.

[Paige]

I was awake. Well, I had myself on the plane. I slept the whole plane ride. So then when I landed and I got home at like 6 o', clock, I'm wired. Like I'm Up.

[Hannah]

So you couldn't fall asleep.

[Paige]

So I couldn't fall asleep. So I wasn't asleep till, like, 1:00am.

[Hannah]

See, I'm being so dramatic because I was in California for three days, and I'm like, guys, I'm so jealous.

[Paige]

All right, Like, I can't mind you.

[Hannah]

Where was I? I was in. No, I was in Vancouver. Sacramento.

[Paige]

How was that?

[Hannah]

And Oakland.

[Paige]

That is far. Vancouver is far as I was in Alaska.

[Hannah]

Yeah. Which is almost in Russia. So I.

[Paige]

You're a penguin. I mean, you're a literal penguin.

[Hannah]

So my. My stand up tours officially started, and I'm, like, obsessed with the new show, and the girls are wearing ties. Like, it's so cute. But I, like, walk in the green room and we don't remember any of anything. Any. Anything. But I walk into this green room and I'm like, Paige had a panic attack there.

[Paige]

You're like.

[Hannah]

Sense. I sense. I smell beta blocker.

[Paige]

Wait, I have something else to say after this. Okay. I feel like I haven't talked to you in, like.

[Hannah]

No, I know. I know. I miss you. I walk in and I'm like, I miss Paige. And, like, I take everything. Like, at the time, I felt horrible that you were, like, struggling in some of these green rooms, but then I was, like, missing it. I was like, I. Which page was here? And I was trying to, like, say things that might make her feel better.

[Paige]

So many green rooms. It's crazy.

[Hannah]

So it's this, like, weird feeling where, like, stand up is so fulfilling because I feel, like, so creative, and I'm, like, building my hour. But then also it's like this emptiness of the green room where I'm like, I wish Paige was here.

[Paige]

I know. I like knowing that you're going on tour. I'm like, oh, my God. She has to travel so much and do so many outfits. And I, like, don't envy that. But I miss. I miss it. Good.

[Hannah]

This guy's. The second tour was over. Paige was like, when could we go again? It's like a different. It's a different level of mental.

[Paige]

You just feel a different level of accomplishment.

[Hannah]

You. You feel busy. Like, you're so tired, but you feel busy. But I am announcing my. This is why I love the Gigglers. I announced, like, my first leg of the tour, and obviously it's not all the states.

[Paige]

I keep, like, rubbing my eye because I have, like, Daphne's hair in it. Keep going. I'm okay.

[Hannah]

Ye. Get the hair out of your eye.

[Paige]

Gonna die.

[Hannah]

Cat mom problems?

[Paige]

No, it's Crazy.

[Hannah]

So the gigglers don't just say, like, hey, when are you coming to Toronto? They'll be like, so you fucking hate Toronto. Like, they're always, like, so funny and sassy with it, and they're like, oh, cool. So you thought about, you know, Nashville, and then you thought, no, I don't want to go to Nashville. So. So today I'm announcing the second leg of all the states that you guys are like, bitch, where the. Why the fuck wouldn't you go? North Carolina. The Toronto girls were really mad at me. Like, they were like, how the fuck have you not done Toronto? But I'm officially announcing Toronto. I'm shooting my special in Toronto.

[Paige]

When is that?

[Hannah]

February. So basically, I have all these months to, like, prepare for the special.

[Paige]

Is that the last show?

[Hannah]

I have, like, a couple after.

[Paige]

Because I was gonna say maybe just putting it out there. Like, if you were to celebrate after filming that, we could go on, like, a little ski vacation in Canada.

[Hannah]

Who's skiing?

[Paige]

DEZ and you and I can go to the spa.

[Hannah]

Des in his limp leg. Sorry, baby. I'm sorry, baby. If you're listening. No. DEZ is still recovering from his ACL tear.

[Paige]

Sorry, I'm trying to go to Whistler, but I don't even know where that is.

[Hannah]

Wait, I sprained my pinky in Whistler.

[Paige]

Oh, that's where you spray in your pinky.

[Hannah]

I'm okay. But one thing about us is we do rise like the phoenix.

[Paige]

Is there any other way to be?

[Hannah]

Is there any other way? I. I'm like a ball. I bounce. I go down. I go right back up.

[Paige]

They try and push you down, you're gonna get back up.

[Hannah]

So I will do skiing, but only with you.

[Paige]

Okay.

[Hannah]

Because Des gets too intense.

[Paige]

Okay, so then maybe it's this winter we take a break. No, it's not for us.

[Hannah]

That's not our style.

[Paige]

It's not for us. This winter, though, maybe just.

[Hannah]

I'm down.

[Paige]

We'll see, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see.

[Hannah]

What were you gonna say before you got attacked by Daphne's hair in your eyeball and you blinded yourself?

[Paige]

Anytime I go away, I get my period. It's like clockwork. It's the. It's one of the craziest things. And the only reason why I was excited for it was because I could feel my boobs getting bigger, and I was like, my dresses need boobs this weekend. So, like. So whenever you want to come, absolutely rip it. Literally, the day I get there, my period comes I'm like, perfect. I have it all weekend, Sunday, and usually I'm like, after I froze my eggs, my period actually used to be like a full six to seven days. It kind of cut down to like a normal three to five.

[Hannah]

That's amazing.

[Paige]

Yeah, lovely. Obsessed with it. So Sunday night is the. There was like that lunar eclipse where like the full moon and it was like this, like hasn't happened in however many years. So I'm on TikTok and I get a TikTok that says if you have your period right now, you're a witch. You're what they call a red witch, which means if you're bleeding, all of your enemies are bleeding now too.

[Hannah]

And so I was like, oh my God.

[Paige]

If my enemies enemies are having a really horrible weekend, I want to know, can you please check in with me?

[Hannah]

Wait, I just envisioned you alone in your hotel room.

[Paige]

Like, no, I'm literally like, I was so excited.

[Hannah]

But also like, I know I knew you're a witch. Like, we know. Like, tell me something I don't know.

[Paige]

They were like, you're such a witch that actually you're like releasing things that didn't even have to do with you. It's generational. Like you're helping your ancestors. How like witchy and in tune you are.

[Hannah]

I'm obsessed with that.

[Paige]

Obsessed. I was obsessed with it.

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[Hannah]

So I have a friend. I don't know. I don't. You go and stop the pod. Not to brag. I have a friend who, like, I know, like, kind of okay. But recently we, like, got into like a good chat and I find out she just casually drops. She's like, you know, when I'm drunk, I like, can tune in. And I'm like, stop. And stop right there.

[Paige]

Yeah. Tune into what?

[Hannah]

I take back all the bad things I've said about you. What do you mean by this? And she's like, me and my aunt, like, can tap in if we, if we want to. And she's like. And I can only do it when I'm drunk. And I'm like, who are you tapping? Tuning into. And she's like, when I get drunk, like, I feel things. She's like, I feel on the, she said on the left side. I feel like it's either an older person or a regular person or whatever.

[Paige]

Yeah. Middle aged, a normal person, a wacky.

[Hannah]

Person or a kid. And then she, like, will feel things. Like if someone, like, like she was like, around someone and she felt like an older person. And she felt like water. And she was like, hey, I feel like water in my ankles. And I feel like an older person trying to talk to me. And they're like, my grandpa died in a boating accident.

[Paige]

Wait, Hannah, this. I feel like I should, like, do a one on one with someone that could help me. I think I could also do that if I honed in on it.

[Hannah]

So I googled it for her and it basically says, like, when you're drunk, it tunes out the noise. Like you're less. You lose your inhibitions and you're just like, not overthinking anything. Because she said when she's sober she can't, but, like, her friends would be like, get drunk.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

But she says sometimes she doesn't. She feels like she's making it up because it's just like coming to her and she's just saying it. And I told her that I watch a documentary about psychics where the psychics all have a time where they go, I'm afraid I'm like, making it up. But it's like, true because it's like you. Because they're seeing things and saying things. But I've actually had another friend who, when she's drunk. This is what she does. But, like, the problem is I was like, dude, this is incredible. And she's like, yeah, but I can't just be, like, hammered all day giving people readings.

[Paige]

Wait, did you see the girl that made the tick tock about angel from Boston that, like, all the gigglers go to her now, and she, like, said to one of the gigglers, like, I used to have, like, old creepy men that would come, and now my. Now any appointments are all, like, young girls. And you guys have the best energy. Like, you've changed my whole business.

[Hannah]

Wait, is angel killing it? Yes.

[Paige]

I was so happy for her.

[Hannah]

Okay, so giggly squad's a coven 100. A coven. So DM me if you're another person that, like, when you're drunk, you can, like, tune in.

[Paige]

Or if you can. Okay, I feel like I need to. And whoever dms, Hannah, if you could also coach me, let me know, because I felt that way. This is gonna sound so crazy when I got Daphne, because when I got Daphne, I had a whole list of names in my phone. And when I, like, first held her, it wasn't like I thought of, oh, I think I'll name her Daphne. It was like, it was told to me in my brain that, like, that was already her name. Like, she's telling you what her name is was the feeling I got. And I couldn't say that to anyone because they'd be like, you're a fucking.

[Hannah]

By the way, guys, we would never have these kind of conversations in public. Like, this is a private. This is.

[Paige]

Please don't write a page six article.

[Hannah]

If this went out to the public, like, people would be like, these girls lost their fucking mind. But I as, like, I have, like, coach mentality, I think, because, like, my grandpa was a coach, right? And I told her, I was like, we need to train this. And, like, this is a really special thing. And she's like, I know, but, like, I have, like, another career I'm trying to do, and da, da, da. But she also said there are a lot of people that can tune in. You just have to, like, it is something you have to work on. And I was googling it for her because people also said, like, meditation can help you get in that trance, like, state that you get when you're drunk. But it's crazy. And now I'm like, what if I get drunk with her and my grandpa doesn't come through and then I can't talk to her again?

[Paige]

I had a psychic tell me because I've, like, Brought it up to multiple psychics. Like, how do I really, like, hone in on it? And I've had psychics be like, you don't. Because you don't really, like, care that much about it right now. You're not gonna really hone in on it until you have children because you want to be psychic with what they're doing. So that's when you'll really be able to be a psychic.

[Hannah]

All Italian moms are psychic.

[Paige]

And I'm like, I'm already practicing. Like, no, you're not going. I saw that. It's not a good idea. And you're not going to.

[Hannah]

Speaking of moms, if you haven't watched the catfish texting documentary. That's on you now. Like, that's on you now. When I get a mean comment, I go, lenore has been acting quiet lately.

[Paige]

Well, now when I get a mean comment, like, people will just, like, post that lady's picture and be like, this is who's commenting on your Instagram. And I'm like, it makes me feel so much better.

[Hannah]

That documentary actually helps helped you understand, like, what trolling is, where it's just like, yeah, it's a mental illness and people who, like, are projecting all their onto people. And she was just harassing her daughter with horrible things. But, like, that's what you can experience online if you put yourself out there, if you take a chance, if you chase your dream. So try to shift your perspective if you're out here chasing your dream in a public way. Not to. Not to read the comments.

[Paige]

Wait, I have something I want to bring up.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Since it's like, back to school and fall, and I truly do can't wait to get back into, like, a studio. I have, like, I have a chair that I want to get for us. I think I'm done with a table anyway. That's not even what I was talking about.

[Hannah]

Okay. Yes.

[Paige]

So I was talking to one of my girlfriends, and I was like, wow. My favorite thing when I was little for back to school was to go to school. School supplies, shopping. Like, yes. You could have seen my type A then. Because I was so particular on, like, what color went with what. And, like, what was my vibe that year? What was my theme? Like, what was, like, my backpack had to go with, like, I was very crazy about it. Like, my mom had to go into multiple stores, buy and return. It wasn't the vibe two years ago.

[Hannah]

Like, florals for spring, Groundbreaking next door.

[Paige]

I mean, I definitely was a monster. So I'm, like, talking to My girlfriend. And I'm like, oh, when do you have to do, like, all the back to school shopping? And, like. And she was like, oh, no. Like, it's not like that anymore. And I go, pardon? And she goes, you can just give the school, like, a hundred dollars and they get all the stuff.

[Hannah]

No.

[Paige]

And then, like, everyone has the same thing. And then, like, there's no, like, back to school shopping. It's just, like, you pay dues and you get your stuff.

[Hannah]

And I go, is there no individualism.

[Paige]

In school supply shop? Like, I was. I was like, but what if you don't want to do that?

[Hannah]

What if the color scheme is not like.

[Paige]

I was like, what if they make science blue when that's clearly green?

[Hannah]

Like, science is green, though, right?

[Paige]

Yeah, well, science is green.

[Hannah]

One more thing about psychics. Do you ever see a psychic be like, hey, tell me what color I'm thinking, and I think a color, and then they say that color. That's happened to me, like, twice. So just everyone treat me differently.

[Paige]

I got a massage this weekend in Tuscany.

[Hannah]

So unrelatable. She goes, you know when you're in Tuscany getting a massage, you know when.

[Paige]

You'Re in Tuscany and you're like, let me go to the spot.

[Hannah]

You're like, this massage won't hit unless I'm in Tuscany. Continue.

[Paige]

And they did this little ritual thing where she had, like, different crystals, and she said, pick two crystals that speak to you, and that is the chakras that we need to work on. And you tell me now, prior to going into this massage, I have this gorgeous, cute, little Italian girl say to me, I know who you are. And I go, you do? How do you know who I am? And she goes, I watch a lot of American tv. No one here knows who you are. I watch Summer House, and I'm like, I'm obsessed with you. Thank you so much. We're chatting, chatting, chatting. So then she does. She presents the crystals. And so I pick two of them. One. And so I picked them. And she goes, they're so you. And I, like, couldn't wait to hear. I was like, well, what is it? One was like, your throat. She was like, well, you talk a lot. And the other one was my lower back. And I was like, well, I'm carrying everything on my back, back. Like, you get it? And so we did, like, the massage.

[Hannah]

Based on that, I want to invent a yoga pant that has a really good band that supports your lower back. Like, you know, you see construction workers that wear those. Like, it's all for their lower back, but, like, it's very bulky and gross and very manly, like, making it, like, so dramatic. Your lower back hurts, but sometimes I.

[Paige]

Have a tilted pelvis.

[Hannah]

Yes. And that makes sense. Is it tilting backward, or do you.

[Paige]

Know my pelvis tilts back, and I have to always, like, try and correct it because then my shoulders hurt, so my posture is bad, so I'm always tilting my pelvis forward.

[Hannah]

And we don't know what a pelvis is.

[Paige]

I'm always trying to work with my pelvis.

[Hannah]

You were bringing up. Oh, yeah. The fall. I was obsessed not with the colors of anything. This is so us. But I was obsessed with, like, the texture. Like, I needed my pencil to be an inky pen. And not too inky, not too dry, but it needed to fly. It was very, like.

[Paige]

See, I wasn't a ballpoint girl. I was not a ballpoint girl. It was too messy. It would get on my hands.

[Hannah]

See, I wanted that. I wanted to leave feeling like I just bathed in ink.

[Paige]

Yeah, you, like, put in the work. Look at it.

[Hannah]

I wanted it to be slide city, as Justin Bieber would say when I'm writing, because, like, the feel was really important to me.

[Paige]

If you didn't have wounds at the end of the day, did you even go to school? Is how you feel? Felt you were like, if I don't have something to show for it, I wasn't learning hard enough.

[Hannah]

Yeah. I wanted to get home. My mom was like, were you in a war? And I'm like, yes. Speaking of fall, I have a style question for you.

[Paige]

Okay.

[Hannah]

With boots? Yeah. Are we doing square toes or are. Are we doing pointed toes?

[Paige]

I would say.

[Hannah]

Because I've seen some stuff online. The girls are trying to push the square. And as you know, I have nubby feet. So I was like, oh, I liked the point.

[Paige]

You know, it's funny because I feel like when I was younger, every season, my mom would. I would always hear my mom be like, pointy toes out, square toes out. Like, that was such a thing in our house. Not our house, between the two of us. And she was like, no, we're not just.

[Hannah]

Good morning. Are you in or you out? That was, you know.

[Paige]

So that's, like, a phrase that I feel like I've heard my whole life. Like, pointy toe or square? Honestly, I think both are in style. Like, I just love a ass. Pointy. The pointiest toe ever. And a big flare jean. Like, I just think it's so cunty.

[Hannah]

Yes.

[Paige]

But I also think, like, There is something so artistic about, like, a square toe and like, a really cool pair of pants.

[Hannah]

Pants. Okay. Okay. So now I think it's like, what.

[Paige]

The outfit calls for. Like, if you're going, like, if you're wearing, like, fake glasses, I feel like you're wearing square toe, you know, like, she's different. She's like. But if you're wearing, like, capris, you're wearing pointy.

[Hannah]

Okay. Actually, that was super insightful. Did you watch the VMAs or see any of the VMAs looks and stuff?

[Paige]

I just saw some of the looks. I didn't really watch. I didn't. Not really. I didn't watch it at all, but I did see some of the looks.

[Hannah]

What were your thoughts? It's very experimental, the VMAs. Like, it's.

[Paige]

Yeah, I love the VMAs because you can do whatever you want and you can, like, really, like, make it your own. I will say maybe it's just because I'm old. We're older now. I just feel like when we were younger, the VMAs were a little bit more. I mean, we grew up in the era of Lady Gaga showed up in a meat dress. Yeah, no one's doing that.

[Hannah]

Well, there's this whole concept of, like, Gen Z's worried about being cringe, which I didn't know. I didn't know about this. And I get all these tick tocks being like, don't be afraid to be cringe.

[Paige]

Do you want to know why? Because people are so much meaner now.

[Hannah]

Well, also, if you think about it, back then, you didn't look at a lot of photos of yourself. And I'm talking about like, like pre Facebook. Like. Yeah. Do you realize teenage teenagers, like, occasionally you'd see a photo of yourself, but like, now our whole lives is looking at photos of ourselves. Like, that's not meant to be. So I think, yeah. And then, yeah, like, everyone's producing videos of themselves, so I guess it is easy to start, like, being mean girls about the content.

[Paige]

I mean, the concept of, like, trolling hadn't, like, happened yet. People were more skeptical to, like, leave a mean comment because there were so few comments. And. Yeah, and like, everything was traced back to you. Like, you weren't. People didn't have, like, fake Facebooks yet because it. You literally had to be attached to your school. You had to prove that was you. I just feel like there needs to be some type of regulation of, like, anonymous things in.

[Hannah]

Some positivity of women supporting women, which we're trying to do. Can I say a person? I think I want to break through breakthrough. What, like pop culture? Like VMAs.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Rebecca Black.

[Paige]

I don't know who that is.

[Hannah]

Okay. That's the first problem.

[Paige]

Okay, sorry. I'm a ripe. I'm almost 33.

[Hannah]

No, this is why you should know. She is. She's saying Friday. Friday.

[Paige]

I do know.

[Hannah]

Okay. So if you haven't checked her out, she has had. I don't want to say rebrand, because it's called. She grew up.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

She's giving, like, you know how Addison Rae showed up to the VMAs with, like, the coolest, like, perky breast bra thing that everyone's like. That's weird. She's such a.

[Paige]

Try hard. She's faint. Whatever. Like the pointy. Yeah, yeah.

[Hannah]

Which now, like, Mew Mew is doing in their latest campaign not to be a fashion girl obsessed with you, Mimi.

[Paige]

Rebecca Black, in a world full of, like, caloric deficit. Kill me. Literally, kill me.

[Hannah]

No.

[Paige]

A wise woman once said to me, she said, if you want to have a little bit of a fat ass, you have to also have a little bit of a stomach.

[Hannah]

Did I say that?

[Paige]

And that wise woman was Hannah Lindsey Burner. And I think you said that to me about five to six years ago. And I said, you know what? Thank you. Thank you. Because, yeah, if you want all this junk in the back, you're gonna have to deal with a little bit of my stomach. So leave me be me be.

[Hannah]

But with that said, like, Rebecca Black is one of those people. I hate when people say, you can't go somewhere because of, like, what your path was to get there. Like, Addison Rae's from Louisiana. Obviously, she wasn't doing cool indie films in, you know, the Lower east side to, like, become where she is. And I hate when people are like, no, you can't get there unless you've done this path that's called gatekeeping. And it's, like, similar to me, like, I was in reality tv, to now stand up and people can judge, like, how you got there instead of. It's also.

[Paige]

It's kind of similar to how people hate Nepo babies. It's like, well, what do you want them to do? Just, like, not exit? Like, do you want them to just be like, you're right, my parents are famous, so I should just never do anything. Like, what do you want them to.

[Hannah]

Do when you see, like, an amazing, like, for example, Trinity Rodman is. This is like getting into sports tea. But she's dating Ben Shelton, who's, like, the hottest American tennis guy right now. Trinity Rodman, hot soccer girl. Crushing it. Her dad's. Her dad's Dennis Rodman. As she should be. The most athletic girl I want. That's what I want to see. I want to see her dunk on bitches playing soccer. She comes from that elk. I. Yeah. I don't like when Nepo babies are just, like, it actually was a disadvantage.

[Paige]

Well, I think, like, one of my biggest pet peeves is. And I feel like I've been like this since I was little is wasted potential. Like, I would see, like, my, like, my other girlfriends who were, like, better at things that I wasn't good at. Like, athletics.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

And, like, they would just maybe, like, not do it or, like, not want to do. And I. And I would just be like, what are you talking about? You're so good. Like, why would you not do this? I hate wasted potential. So when I see someone who has been born with a leg up already and doesn't take advantage of it, I'm like, what are you doing? So, like, when I see, like, trust fund kids who, like, their parents have the most money in the world and they literally have never had a job, I'm like, you're a waste.

[Hannah]

You're a waste.

[Paige]

Like, do something. Start a charity.

[Hannah]

But it's also like, do you guys wish Addison Rae was a Nepo baby? Would that make more sense for you for her to become a pop star if her parents were pop stars? Like, how is the right way to get somewhere? Also, you don't know what you want to be. So it's like, sorry, I didn't know what I wanted to be, and I ended up on a reality show. And then the universe was like, that's not what you're meant to do.

[Paige]

My parents were rich and famous. Oh, you guys would. I would. I just. I don't even know. I would be insufferable.

[Hannah]

If my dad had bigger hands, I would be in the wnba. But unfortunately, he does it. But he's very funny and very nice and has. And very brave, and he is a nice guy. He's athletic. He's athletic, but he's only about six feet. Okay. So anyway, I think Rebecca Black is really, like, fashion forward and cool, and people, for whatever reason, are, like, hesitant to get into it. But I think she might pop off. Pop off soon. But, yeah, people love an origin story to be. But, like, they like to control the origin story of people. Like, it has to be a certain kind of come up. Like, if you came up from, like, you know, like, being homeless, they're like, that's amazing. But if you're homeless and a tiktoker, they're like, they did tiktoks. They did Tick tocks. They're not.

[Paige]

We can't take them seriously. So true. Like, remember when the Tick Tockers got on SNL and people were like, livid? It's like, oh, my God, I woke.

[Hannah]

Up and I thought, me and you got kicked off of snl, Literally.

[Paige]

I was like, did I get fired also?

[Hannah]

Actually, let's be so honest. I'd be fired. That's my journey.

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[Paige]

Today.

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[Hannah]

Did I talk too much? I just let it go.

[Paige]

Take a breath. You're not alone.

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[Hannah]

Also, with the fall upon us, you guys, I just want you to raise awareness. It is fantasy football time.

[Paige]

Oh yeah.

[Hannah]

Paige has shoot.

[Paige]

Last year I said I was gonna do it with you this year and then I literally.

[Hannah]

I think next year we do it with the Gigglers. We have to do it with the Gigglers. The day got away from you.

[Paige]

The day got away from me with fans fantasy. I also don't care.

[Hannah]

Does is like you does doesn't support it. If I'll get I'll be like in a bad mood. And he's like, what's wrong? Thinking there's something serious. And I'm like, my.

[Paige]

It's just that got injured so many. It's Thursday, Friday, Saturday. So it's. It's so much.

[Hannah]

It is just. It's distracting me from real life. That's what it is.

[Paige]

It's a lot. Wait, I was just gonna say something. Oh, when you were talking about what's her name?

[Hannah]

Rebecca Black.

[Paige]

Rebecca Black. I'm obsessed with young Holly. Here's one thing we do have to say though, because like a fame I feel like is so different these days. Like we grew up where it was very clear there were a B C list. Now it's like kind of jumbled because there's like tick tockers influencers. They're at these award shows. Whatever. The circle of like young Hollywood that is still, I feel like very close knit. But even so there's some influencers in there.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Specifically Olivia Jade being seen with, like, Glenn Powell. But then.

[Hannah]

But Olivia Jade is connected to a list actor.

[Paige]

Connected to a list. A list celebrities. But then she kind of popped off on her own for her YouTube channel. Then obviously she had that whole scandal, the whole thing. She was seen out with Glen Powell a couple days ago. Then scene with Jacob Elordi, who she previously was dating. And they said they broke up. I feel like he saw that she was out with someone else and was like, no, no, no. You're not like, going out with someone else. Then Emily Ratajkowski being seen out with Austin Butler. Zoe Kravitz being seen with Harry Styles. But she'd been linked to Austin. But like, I'm just obsessed.

[Hannah]

I have a hot take.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

When I saw Harry Styles and Zova Zoe Kravitz out together, I Heart of hearts, I was like, they've dated before. They haven't, but it's giving. I've seen this before.

[Paige]

Like, I have a feeling that, like, in 20 years I'm gonna say, yeah, that's Zoe Kravitz and Harry Styles daughter. Like, she's so, like, think of her parents. They're so cool. Like, I could see my daughter being obsessed with.

[Hannah]

Yes.

[Paige]

Zoe Kravitz and Harry Styles daughter.

[Hannah]

But this is the thing. I. It's like a formula where I'm like, I swear they've dated before. I've seen this before. They haven't, but it's like some. It moves around like that. But again, it's kind of like. It's kind of like high school where it's like, oh, like, yeah, the cool girl was done dating.

[Paige]

School. It's a boarding school.

[Hannah]

It's a boarding school. Like, and that's how they, like, make each other jealous, is by going to be seen on, like, I love a Page Six thing. But yeah, I was. I guess it was Emily Ratajkowski that was with. I don't know why I tried to say her full name. Emirata.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Who was with Harry that I was getting confused with.

[Paige]

Yes.

[Hannah]

But I just swore I was like, this is an AI couple. I've seen it before. Speaking of AI.

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[Hannah]

Japan is making AI robot pets.

[Paige]

No.

[Hannah]

And this is my thing. They're not going to have an aura. They're not going to have a colored aura. But they're saying that you can, like, you can connect to it and you can train it and it could.

[Paige]

Like, that's so stupid.

[Hannah]

There's. There's a ton of cats here's some diseases. Yeah.

[Paige]

No, I don't need. No, absolutely not. I don't need it.

[Hannah]

You would have laughed so hard. I feel like we haven't seen each other in so long. Because I've, like, seen other people. I was talking to. I was talking to this guy, and I asked him what he did. We were doing, like, I was doing stand, right?

[Paige]

They get mad. They got real mad when you do that.

[Hannah]

So he goes, yeah, I'm in apparel. And I was like, so you're in fashion? Yeah. He was like, no, I'm in apparel. And I go, you're in fashion? Say what? It apparel. That's men trying not to be.

[Paige]

What kind of apparel?

[Hannah]

And he was like, sweaters. And I'm like. Like, you're in fashion.

[Paige]

There's literally a whole Devil Wears Prada scene dedicated to picking out sweaters. You're in fashion.

[Hannah]

You're in fashion. And then I was talking to a girl who said she was a DJ, and I'm, like, obsessed with female DGs. DJ. DJ.

[Paige]

Disc Jockeys.

[Hannah]

Disc Jockeys. I'm DJ Dash Hound.

[Paige]

That's what DJ sounds. That's what DJ stands for. Disc jockey.

[Hannah]

That's crazy. What?

[Paige]

Chill out. Literally, calm the down.

[Hannah]

It's giving. Like, it's not music. It's a sport. It's giving. Did you hear what I said?

[Paige]

I don't know.

[Hannah]

I'm DJ Dachshund.

[Paige]

Yeah, I think that actually.

[Hannah]

So I was.

[Paige]

But, like, late night people call you DJ Dachshund.

[Hannah]

Once I have a dirty chai latte. I'm DJ Dawson.

[Paige]

Like, you start your set as DJ Dachshund, and then it gets like, DJ.

[Hannah]

Dawson when the beat drops. DJ Dawson.

[Paige]

DJ Dawson.

[Hannah]

So I was thinking about, like, men just shouldn't be DJs, because. Tell me, tell me if I'm wrong. Tell me if I'm wrong. Have you ever been in a car and told a man to take the ox?

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Were they straight?

[Paige]

Yeah. Well, he. And you want to know what? It has nothing to do with them. Classic. And everything to do with me.

[Hannah]

Oh, because you were like, make them feel like they're in control.

[Paige]

No, it's more like I have. I don't care. And I, like. I don't want the pressure when you.

[Hannah]

Care and you're with, like, a bunch of guys and girls and you want the vibes to be right.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

And you want the girls to, like, feel good. You give it to a girl.

[Paige]

I go play this.

[Hannah]

All the girls will come in on Spotify. My angry Woman playlist is popping. I'm not gonna call myself a dj, but I'm not not a DJ for putting together a playlist. Okay. I guess there are some guys that, like, will take the ox, but they always have to be like, have you heard this one? Have you heard this band?

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

And you have to be like, no, let me listen. And then you, like, listen to it, and you're like, no, that was really good. And they're like, you're really cool. I like you.

[Paige]

Do you want to hear something really embarrassing?

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

You know, like, my running list of things I want in a guy that I've had since I was, like, 21.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

I know for a fact, even though I haven't looked at that list, I feel like, honestly, probably in, like, two years, I know for a fact that on that list is someone who shows me cool new music.

[Hannah]

You are stunted at 16.

[Paige]

Honestly, one of the reasons I got off reality TV, I was like, I'm not emotionally growing.

[Hannah]

No, you're really not. They don't factor into your character emotional growth on reality tv. They want you to, like, change what you're doing, but not actually learn from anything. Seriously, Truly.

[Paige]

I was like, guys, I have to evolve. They were like, no, no. Keep dating horrible men and show us.

[Hannah]

I'm like, again. Des shows me, like, movies from the 80s or, you know how, like, you'll see an actor and they're just famous. You don't know what they're famous for. Like, you're like, oh, Jack Nicholson. He's famous. What was his movie that made him? Des will be like, you got to watch this. And I'm like, oh, my God. That's how everyone.

[Paige]

Wait. But that is one way I love feeling better than people. I'm like, you didn't see their breakout role? You don't know what their breakout role is?

[Hannah]

See, I'm that person that feels, oh, my God. Did you see the movie? What do you say when you don't see the movie? You could go two ways. You could lie and be like, yeah, I saw it, and it kind of shuts them up. But then potentially, they'll be like, what was your favorite scene? Which is a crazy thing to ask.

[Paige]

I tell the truth, and I'm just like, no, never seen it. Like, oh, my God. Gotta add it to my list, I guess, because then it gets them talking, and then I can shut the up and figure out how to get away.

[Hannah]

See, I feel like it depends on the person. Like, sometimes I don't want them to keep talking. And they'll be like, have you seen this? And I'm like, oh, my God. Yeah. But if. Yeah, because if I say no, then they'll be like, what? You have.

[Paige]

To do it all the time with Bradley Cooper? I'm like, do you even know his first movie? And like, really? What made him a breakout star?

[Hannah]

What was it?

[Paige]

His first movie was Wedding Crashers, but the Hangover was.

[Hannah]

I was gonna break out was where.

[Paige]

He was like, the star.

[Hannah]

It's so interesting how his career evolved going back to when I said how people, like, grow. If some people start in comedies, people will be like, they can't act. Seriously.

[Paige]

Yeah. Well, then it's like you get typecasted. Yeah.

[Hannah]

Where it's like, okay. Just because they got in that way. Arguably, they're more talented because they could do funny and serious. Like Adam Sandler, when he did Uncut Gems, people were like, it's fucking amazing. This is crazy that he can act like a stressed out Jewish guy.

[Paige]

And I'm like, that is him at his core.

[Hannah]

He can. Of course he can do that. Being.

[Paige]

Anyway, whenever I think of people being typecast, I always think of the Harry Potter people.

[Hannah]

Wow.

[Paige]

Because they never. They. I feel like they were very vocal about, like, not wanting to get typecast. And then they literally, I feel like, didn't. Like, you don't remember? You don't. You couldn't name something off the top of your head. That was like, another really big role for them. That's not Harry Potter. But I also am like, how sick, though. That's how you're known.

[Hannah]

That's like, yeah, well, it's like musicians that get. Have the biggest song ever, and then they start to hate that song because it's the only song they sing. But Emma Watson did do bell in.

[Paige]

Emma Watson is the only one that I would say, yes, she's done. Went on to do the most.

[Hannah]

I want to see more stuff from her. But also, I like.

[Paige]

And I'm talking like, the three of them. Not like, yeah, like, obviously Draco Malfoy. I think they were like, massive actors in that. Maggie Smith is in that.

[Hannah]

Like, you know, I also feel bad whenever I say, like, oh, I want Rihanna to come up with it. I realized, like, let women rest.

[Paige]

Let women rest.

[Hannah]

Rest. Like Emma Watson, do more rest.

[Paige]

Let her rest. I'm never someone that's like, when is Rihanna putting music out? Let her. Let her sit and chill.

[Hannah]

100%. I also have one other story from this weekend. I flew into Sacramento. I haven't been to Sacramento. In forever. Maybe with you. I was. But I walk into the hotel and I see a bunch of, like, cool dressed dudes. And I'm like, something's happening here.

[Paige]

Do the police know about this?

[Hannah]

No, but, like, they were like, like, good sneakers.

[Paige]

All the men are wearing watches. That's not a good sign.

[Hannah]

I'm like, something's happening. But there was like, one girl with them, so of course I'm like, are you okay?

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

There's one girl. And I'm. I was immediately interested. Like, who are these guys? Corner of my eye, I'm like, that's Tyga. Okay, if you don't know, Tyga is read a book. Most most famously, Kylie Jenner's ex.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Incredible musician. So I get in the elevator and I look like shit. Like, I just came from the airport. And the girl looks over to me. I was like, hey, I love your podcast. So I'm. And I'm. Whenever I notice someone who's famous, I, like, can't acknowledge them. Like, I'll acknowledge everyone else but them because I feel like I'm being, like, polite. But. Yeah, but then I realized, like, you're kind of being rude that you're ignoring them. But I was like, oh, my God, thank you. And she's like, why are you here? And this is just a quick elevator ride and I'm. And everyone's listening, so it's kind of awkward. And these guys are like, cool. And I was like, oh, look, I have a show around the corner. What do you. What are you up to? And she's like, oh, we have a show too. I'm like, cool. And they're like, we're here for Lil Wayne. Now when I tell you guys, I don't get excited about a lot of things.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

A vocal gas came. I go like, Lil Wayne raised me. Lil Rain got. Lil Wayne got me through my hardest tennis practices. Lil Wayne brought me up when I was down when I was crying on the bedroom floor. Like. And if you're. Somehow it hasn't crossed your desk, like, like, his lyrics. His. He'd do like. He'd do like, rock. He would do hip hop. He could do anything. He's.

[Paige]

He's different.

[Hannah]

I actually got. And she sees my reaction and she's like, do you want to come tonight? So, like, I had a show and then he was obviously gonna. He's performing later, like a couple blocks. And I was like, the o. The elevator door is opening. And I just look at her and, like, I don't even know if she knows my Name. And I just go, yes, DM me.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

So the whole rest of the day.

[Paige]

I'm checking my DM for this dm.

[Hannah]

No dm, Nothing. Silence. So then I start the show, and I'm like, hey, guys, I know Lil Wayne has a concert tonight too. This is gonna be very similar. But I just have to say I think I have to make my way. Lil Wayne is on tour.

[Paige]

I mean, you're both performers. You're both performing your craft.

[Hannah]

If he needs an opener, Right.

[Paige]

If I feel like he would be a rapper, that would have, like, comedians open for him.

[Hannah]

Yeah. Or at least, like, this is one thing, though. I feel like musicians have, like, groupies, like, people hanging around where, like, I show up to a venue, they're like, is there anyone with you? And I'm like, no. Thanks for reminding me.

[Paige]

Yeah. Like, I feel like in high school, my friends were always trying to hang out with the, like, Third Eye Blind or something. I'm like, guys, what are we doing? Like, we're 16. Like, are we trying to get on this bus?

[Hannah]

I feel like the Gigglers are like, Hannah needs rest. Like, the Gigglers don't even ask for me to go out with them anymore. So anyway, I almost performed with Lil Wayne this weekend.

[Paige]

Speaking of, going out this weekend was some of my best Irish exiting I've ever done.

[Hannah]

Can you give the strategies to the Gigglers?

[Paige]

It's just when you feel that overwhelming feeling, I. When I feel that feeling of like, I could go, I mentally have 35 seconds to get out. 30 minutes. Do you, like, gotta go.

[Hannah]

Do you make eye contact? No, I see, that's where I up.

[Paige]

I say nothing to no one.

[Hannah]

Someone told me that I'm, like, very warm and approachable, and I think that that's why. That's my downfall in this life.

[Paige]

And that's your problem right there. That's your problem right there.

[Hannah]

There.

[Paige]

That is.

[Hannah]

If there's an Uber driver, he's like, she wants to talk. Do Uber drivers talk to you? See, it's the energy you give off. I have to give more. Like, sour.

[Paige]

Yeah. I think it's my face. I think it's my face because I actually met a lot of people this weekend. A lot of moms. And this is such a mom thing to say. I met a lot of moms that said, wow, you're just as pretty on the inside.

[Hannah]

And I was like, oh, that is so nice.

[Paige]

Thank you. So I think it is my face because, like, if you do come up to me, like, I am gonna be nice but like, think twice. You know, do I really want to be here? And do you want to be here?

[Hannah]

See, I think I have kind eyes, but I also do people come up to me. Since I'm like 21, people will come up to me for directions. Yeah. But then I was in San Francisco and. Are you familiar with Waymos?

[Paige]

I am, yes.

[Hannah]

So they're self driving cars, which. Where were you when I was taking my driver's license. But at first I was like freaked out by them, but then someone told me like when they drive in a Waymo, in the passenger seat, like at night sometimes I think it girls feel weird sometimes with an Uber driver late at night. You've had weird experiences. When you get in Waymo, you're at peace. You can rock out to whatever music.

[Paige]

And isn't that so sad?

[Hannah]

I know, but I'm actually like now I'm leaning pro Waymo because I'm like, the girls feel safe. And they said also like you really? They said you realize how bad human drivers are when you're in a Waymo. Like, every stop is like super peaceful.

[Paige]

Well, we'll never get them here.

[Hannah]

Why is it?

[Paige]

Because New York City is just way too hard to navigate with like traffic. And just like we got.

[Hannah]

I told you I was. When I was driving with Grace in like midtown, I was like on my phone, obviously not paying attention to the driving, even though I had a test coming up and I realized like we hadn't moved in like 20 minutes. And I look up and I realize she just hasn't taken the turn yet. And I'm like, bulldoze. These people get ahead you. Like, if you don't go, the, the crowd just goes like, they're like, kill 50 of us. No, you won't. And I'm like, you gotta push. You gotta be like aggressive in New York.

[Paige]

What's crazy being a woman is that there are so many times during the day that you have to think about your safety that like a guy just like never has to think about it.

[Hannah]

No.

[Paige]

And I saw a thing that it was like, oh, Uber's now offering like, you can pick a female driver.

[Hannah]

And in my like a gyno.

[Paige]

Yeah. Like, you can pick like have a girl be your driver. And. And I'm most nervous because like, I don't stay out the way I used to in my 20s where like I would be coming home at like 4am which thinking about it now, oh my God, the amount of times I could have been taken then. But now I feel like the like, if I'm up super early to go to the airport at like 4:30 or 5:00 clock is when I'm most nervous to get in an Uber. I don't know why, but like, I saw the thing where it was like, you can pick a girl. And my stomach sank because I was like, girls also get you into sex trafficking though. Like, if any like, they are can also like buddy up to you and, and then be the one that leads you to sex trafficking. So, like, yeah, I love that they're like trying to come up with solutions to men just being like, they know that the men are automatically gonna do something fucked up to you. It's like, oh, you can also have a girl. But now we're at the point where we're like, how about no humans? How about none of them?

[Hannah]

I love how they offered you a girl and you go, something's up, up. Because you know who made that decision? A man is in charge of Uber. So I don't trust the decision making process.

[Paige]

And I'm like, I don't know if she wants to be doing this.

[Hannah]

But my number one thing with Waymo is I realized no one's going to talk to you. And it could be a super peaceful job.

[Paige]

Okay, what if you have a problem? Like, is there a customer service? What if he. What if it, the car just stops?

[Hannah]

I. I actually have no idea. I've never driven in a Waymo.

[Paige]

Yeah, like, what is the. What is the.

[Hannah]

Like, so I was like, what if you do get in an accident? And someone was like, yeah, if someone gets in an accident with Waymo, like, that's on you, baby. Like, you're a bad driver is what they told me. I'm just repeating what people told me. I'm probably gonna get messages. People. People being like, Waymo's really bad for things. And I'll, I'll, I'll apologize.

[Paige]

Definitely. Really probably bad for the environment. Right?

[Hannah]

I don't know if they're electric or not. Anyway, we've. We've lost the fucking plot. Thank you for giggling with us. I'm announcing my new tour dates, all the new places. And then next this weekend I'm gonna be in. Okay, it's not Norfolk. It's Norfolk, apparently. Norfolk, Virginia.

[Paige]

No, Norfolk, Virginia.

[Hannah]

I think it's Norfolk.

[Paige]

It's not. I feel like I've actually been trapped in Norfolk, Virginia before because my plane didn't want to take off. And I actually spent the night one time in Norfolk, Virginia.

[Hannah]

Anyway, I'll see you guys there. Paige, Daphne came out with, like, the cutest dress.

[Paige]

Daphne came out with the cutest dress. And we're actually doing our fall campaign this weekend. My mom and dad are coming in. So sweet. Like, we're going on location. I feel like a real adult.

[Hannah]

Where are you going?

[Paige]

We're going upstate to this, like, hotel. I was, like, looking for all these hotels upstate that had, like, a certain vibe. And then I found this one, and it's just gonna be so cute. I'm so excited.

[Hannah]

I'm literally. I'm obsessed. I love upstate in the fall. It's the best thing ever.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Everyone have an amazing week. We love you. Good night. Yeah, we couldn't do this one without Duncan. Thank you for fueling the fun.

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[Paige]

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