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Paige DeSorbo
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Hannah Berner
Sup gigglers? Gary, fix your wi fi manifest that we can't be managed.
Paige DeSorbo
I mean the day just got away from me.
Hannah Berner
Welcome to Sigly Quad. That's Giggly Squad Reverse. Welcome to Squad Giggly. We're running out of names.
Paige DeSorbo
Wait. First of all you look. You're glowing. Like you're stunning. The sun is coming. But the sun is coming in giving Angelic. It's giving angel Angel. And your hair is like perfectly like bed head but like chic waves.
Hannah Berner
Wait, do you love me today?
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah, I love when you're pretty.
Hannah Berner
So.
Paige DeSorbo
It's so toxic. People don't talk about how sometimes our relationship is toxic. Toxic. Cuz I love you more when glam.
Hannah Berner
Well this is the problem though. I know that. And then there's like this rebellious side to me where I thought I was going to lose you this weekend cuz I had to text you my nails that are like they're grown out so bad.
Paige DeSorbo
Wait, you Know what energy you get? We can never start a podcast. Normal. Like, we have literally before. We're like, okay, we have so many things to talk about. This wasn't discussed. You know what energy you give?
Hannah Berner
I'm so scared.
Paige DeSorbo
You give the energy of the girl in middle school who only wore a. A ponytail her entire life. And then all of a sudden, we hit ninth grade, and she wore her hair down, and it was like. Everyone was like, oh, my God, did you see Hannah has her hair down? And it's like instant glow up.
Hannah Berner
And it's. That's like.
Paige DeSorbo
That's you.
Hannah Berner
Wait. That's how we were raised, though, with those movies where, like, the girl would have curly hair and glasses, and then she'd straighten her hair, take off the glasses, and everyone would be like, she's amazing. Yeah.
Paige DeSorbo
And it was like, she was pretty with glasses. Like, what? She didn't have a shield on y.
Hannah Berner
She didn't get a face transplant. But yeah. I sent you my gross nails and you wrote, how do you wipe? And I said, it's not easy. And then this was just a coincidence. I realized I was wearing your shoes that I had stolen.
Paige DeSorbo
Yes. A year ago.
Hannah Berner
I had, like, a year ago, which is like, now they're mine. That's just. Yeah, that's the rules. If you don't ask after a certain.
Paige DeSorbo
Couple months, that's statue of limitations has.
Hannah Berner
But I do have to say it's because it's Zara. Like, if they were, like, expensive shoes, that would be mean. But, like, if I had a nickel for how many Zara shoes you've lost around the world.
Paige DeSorbo
You also, like, needed a pair like that, and I feel like they come in handy for you a lot.
Hannah Berner
That was a charity case.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah. That was like me doing a good deed.
Hannah Berner
That was when we went to the Open last year.
Paige DeSorbo
Yes.
Hannah Berner
But I had a. I have a huge, like, open sore blister on my foot just from honestly, like, one bad shoe walking in it. It'll do me in for the year. And I sent that to you. And you ignored the grossness of the blister, but I did. But then I sent you Chanel flats that I found to try to cheer you up.
Paige DeSorbo
Right.
Hannah Berner
And then I know there's a balance to how much ugly shit I could.
Paige DeSorbo
Send you before I just, like, stop responding.
Hannah Berner
Yeah, yeah. Before you snap. Before you start taking it out on your loved ones. But when I see something really gross, I just love getting. That's the thing. I love getting reactions from people. That's why I'm like, the annoying older sister. Like, I love annoying my brother. And he's like, why are you annoying me? I'm like, because you keep reacting.
Paige DeSorbo
You love putting me in situations to see, like, what I'll do.
Hannah Berner
Well, our YouTube series, someone writes, I feel like this is Hannah tries new things and makes Paige come with her.
Paige DeSorbo
No, I'm not kidding. You literally act like, I am your Barbie doll, and you take me different places and you forget my shoes sometimes, and you, like, stuff me in different bags and you forget what bag I'm in. You're like, now she's going to play baseball, and actually we're going to shave her head off. It's tough. It's tough being someone's human Barbie doll.
Hannah Berner
But it's so fun. And you've grown and learned.
Paige DeSorbo
I've grown and I've learned.
Hannah Berner
So, yeah, the last episode that came out was us going to a vintage store, which made me so happy because Paige was not about it in the beginning.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah, but it was so funny. It's also very funny to watch ourselves back because I'm like, I'm so monotoned sometimes, and I don't.
Hannah Berner
I guess I never realized that I laugh too much. Like, I have.
Paige DeSorbo
You enjoy your life. Wait, but you said something before we started recording, which is, like, so pertinent, I think, to our YouTube series. I. Yeah, sat. I was in such a different headspace filming that YouTube series. Like, I feel like I truly was trying to, like, survive day to day.
Hannah Berner
What actually adds to the tension of the YouTube series?
Paige DeSorbo
The lore.
Hannah Berner
Paige is fighting for her life.
Paige DeSorbo
For my life.
Hannah Berner
Paige knows that there's a show that night that she is hoping she doesn't have a panic attack with. And I'm like, let's go yoga aerobics. And she's like, okay. And I'm like, instead of staying home and spiraling and being scared. But the truth is, is after your first panic attack, I wholeheartedly believe this. And if you didn't get back on stage the next day, you may have never gone on stage again.
Paige DeSorbo
It's like riding a horse. You got to get back up on the horse.
Hannah Berner
That's what Marilyn Monroe said.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah, that's what Molly May did.
Hannah Berner
Yes. Oh, shoot. I have to finish Molly May's docu, which is her basically, like, self launching. Getting back with Tommy.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah, Tommy Fury. But we're happy if she's happy.
Hannah Berner
We're happy if she's happy.
Paige DeSorbo
How was your weekend?
Hannah Berner
Oh, my God. I've been playing so much tennis.
Paige DeSorbo
I knew that I felt that I'm.
Hannah Berner
In my tennis phase. There was like a high school kid. People hear like, oh, she plays tennis. There's a high school kid in the.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah.
Hannah Berner
In West Hampton that's like, oh, he.
Paige DeSorbo
Plays in the neighborhood.
Hannah Berner
In the neighborhood. And I was like, you know what? Fine, bring him in. I. How mercy? Like 16.
Paige DeSorbo
Okay.
Hannah Berner
I gave him no mercy. Like, it was at the point. He was like, please leave me alone.
Paige DeSorbo
If someone put me in a room with a 16 year old boy.
Hannah Berner
I felt like that fun substitute teacher. I was like, hey, but this is the thing with sports. It levels the playing field. It doesn't matter what generation you are. We're playing. It's deuce, let's go. And DEZ was like, hey, let's calm it down. It's. It's a Saturday. It's relaxing. I said, he's come on my turf and he's challenged me, and he's come.
Paige DeSorbo
To my home in my personal space with his weird testosterone in my sanctuary.
Hannah Berner
In my place of calm. And Des was like, can I talk to you for a second? He's like, you need to calm down. And I was like, he's coming for my throne. So I whooped him. Yeah, whooped. If he's listening, I'm sorry.
Paige DeSorbo
Like, start him young.
Hannah Berner
It was very motivational for me. I talked to his dad and his dad was like, this was good for him. And I said, if that's why I'm on this planet is to beat up men, yeah, that's why I'm on this planet. And then I hit with my friend Madison today, and it was just like Gossip Girl talk. But I'm trying to. I told you, I'm trying to be healthier this summer. I don't know what that means yet, but we'll figure it out.
Paige DeSorbo
Like, yeah, just moving your body more.
Hannah Berner
Just.
Paige DeSorbo
That's what people say when they get in their 30s. They go, honestly, I just move my body more. I'm like, shut the up.
Hannah Berner
All I'm doing, though, is watching all the gigglers and their beautiful houses and pools and vacations, tagging us with the book.
Paige DeSorbo
No, the girls were reading this weekend.
Hannah Berner
And I. I'm obsessed with that. Tell me about your weekend.
Paige DeSorbo
I had a good weekend. I was around a lot of random babies. Like, obviously they're random.
Hannah Berner
If they're not mine, you go, babies are so random.
Paige DeSorbo
Babies are so random.
Hannah Berner
Like, where'd you come from? Why are you here? Like, ask me one question about myself.
Paige DeSorbo
I'm like, are you staring at me?
Hannah Berner
No. Literally. Why do you have a stank face? Are you pooping?
Paige DeSorbo
I met one baby, and he only spoke Italian. And I'm not kidding. He judged me the whole time. Like, I feel like he was looking at me like, I'm better than you. And I would agree.
Hannah Berner
I just watched the Rome tennis tournament, which I feel like we should go. We love making these kind of plans. We should go to Rome next year. And the umpire is Italian, so after the point, they're like, quindici. Quindici. Cuandaccio. No, not that. Just quindici.
Paige DeSorbo
No. It's so cute hearing Italian. It was so cute. Coming from, like, a miniature voice. Like, it was just adorable.
Hannah Berner
I was like, are you ordering chicken parmesan right now? Like, I'm not a waiter.
Paige DeSorbo
I was with another little baby, and she asked if she could paint my nails. And look, you're obsessed. I'm obsessed. I love the girliness, and I love.
Hannah Berner
I love a girl with a creative vision.
Paige DeSorbo
And I'm like, here's the thing, though. Jacqueline literally just left my apartment yesterday. And so, like, I'm trying to explain to this 4 year old that I just got a $250 manic. She puts sparkles on my nails. I will freak out.
Hannah Berner
You. Can I talk to you for a second? I love the thought behind.
Paige DeSorbo
I'm loving the creative vision. And I think you're going to be. You're going to go places in your life.
Hannah Berner
See your aunt with her bare ass, gross nails. Go do it on her. Okay. Because I'm not your girl. I'm not your experiment. This isn't a school project.
Paige DeSorbo
But I felt like I was growing and I was becoming maternal in that moment because I said, you know what? Have Adam and. And I let her put sparkles all over my nails. And then when she wasn't looking, I ran to the bathroom and wiped them off so that they wouldn't stick to my nails.
Hannah Berner
Okay.
Paige DeSorbo
She didn't know about that notice.
Hannah Berner
Okay. That could have been bad.
Paige DeSorbo
It could have been really bad.
Hannah Berner
She could have been like, mom, when I was with Lois, she found my, like, press ons and she started putting them on my toes.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah.
Hannah Berner
And honestly, that was hilarious.
Paige DeSorbo
Like, and honestly, you needed it. Because I'm sure one of them was bruised and falling off.
Hannah Berner
One of them was on its last day.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah.
Hannah Berner
I have to a question about Jacqueline. Has she asked about me?
Paige DeSorbo
No, she hasn't, but she, like.
Hannah Berner
Because I haven't seen her in a long time.
Paige DeSorbo
Okay, well, we could tell. We know you haven't seen her.
Hannah Berner
She gets worried that if I haven't seen her, I've, like, gone rogue. Like, I've killed the whole family or I've, like.
Paige DeSorbo
She actually brought me, like, a little gift. Jaclyn and I went to the next level. She brought me, like, a little gift, and she was like, oh, just like. She was like, oh, this is just for you. And she got. Gave me, like, some edibles, and I was like, jaclyn. So Jaclyn and I stepped it up a notch.
Hannah Berner
Wow.
Paige DeSorbo
Suddenly I didn't realize having the same. My favorite thing that we share in nail girl, and usually we're on the same schedule.
Hannah Berner
She's never got. Maybe she knows it's because I don't. I don't do edibles.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah, it's because she knows you don't take edibles.
Hannah Berner
Yeah.
Paige DeSorbo
Maybe she'll bring you, like, a pair of crocs or something.
Hannah Berner
Maybe I've been talking to her too much when she comes over, because I actually. If I think about it, I did ask her probably one too many questions the last time she was there, and she likes that. You guys just watch tv. Sometimes less is more.
Paige DeSorbo
We catch up on our shows. Here's one thing I wanted to do. Just say quickly because I feel like I've been giving the girls updates on my egg freez. I finished. I finished my period that you get, like, after it. It wasn't that bad. It was a solid, like, seven days, though.
Hannah Berner
Do you always get your period after it? Is that.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah. You get it? Yeah.
Hannah Berner
And you nervous you weren't going to.
Paige DeSorbo
Well, I. Yeah, because I, like, wasn't getting it. And. And what made me nervous was I was like, is my body just absorbing all of this? Like, what? Like, where is the blood going? Yeah, where is it going?
Hannah Berner
Yeah.
Paige DeSorbo
And they were like, if you don't get it, just call us and we'll give you something that will, like, make it come. And I know me. I. I didn't want to take any drugs. Like, I was just like, I don't want to do that. I'm so anti birth control and, like, anti pharmaceuticals. Jacqueline can roll in with any edible, and I'm like, yes, thank you, Jacqueline.
Hannah Berner
But you're like, nothing. Doctor prescribed nothing.
Paige DeSorbo
Please, nothing. With big pharma, I'm really. I'm against it.
Hannah Berner
Except betas.
Paige DeSorbo
I. Well, obviously. So I finished my period. Here's what I wanted to say, because I don't know how I. I should honestly invest in. What is it? Thanks. Because they saved my life while I was doing having this Crazy, period. Because, you know, me and utis. I can't wear tampons anymore. And I was bleeding so much that I was like, shoot, I have to.
Hannah Berner
Like, we're bleeding for the whole year. Like, you're making up for lost time.
Paige DeSorbo
No, I was making up for lost time. And so I would, like, put a pad on the thanks period underwear. And they saved my life because I don't know what's going on. I can't put any brand of tampon in me anymore. My body just immediately is like, nope, thank you.
Hannah Berner
You're so pure. You're like me with cocaine.
Paige DeSorbo
Yes. I'm so pure. Not in Miami, though.
Hannah Berner
Also, if we're talking about our periods, I want to just ask the gigglers, since they are doctors at this point and they are doctors. Don't tell me the giggles aren't. I've seen them. Wait, what?
Paige DeSorbo
Are you gonna remember that?
Hannah Berner
Yeah, I will.
Paige DeSorbo
I cannot believe the amount of girls just backing up post baby clarity.
Hannah Berner
Oh, are that clip.
Paige DeSorbo
Are you. I was fat. I read everyone. I read literally every comment.
Hannah Berner
What were they saying consensus wise?
Paige DeSorbo
So half the girls were like, in that moment, I realized I married the right man. Like, I cried for literally two years after I had a baby because I didn't look the same. My husband had to, like, carry me to the bathroom to, like, shower me. And then the other half was like, I knew before I got married I shouldn't have married this guy. I had a baby and I stared at him and was like, I hate you. And so they were like, not only is it post baby clarity, but whilst you're pregnant, you're also getting those thoughts of, like, is this the right guy?
Hannah Berner
People were saying, while you're pregnant, you start to see the signs too. Yeah, while you're pregnant. But as I'm getting older, I. And just in general, you just see how, like, men are so replaceable and like, when you're younger, it's so like, oh, my God, like, you're this, like, look, wherever you are, figure out the right dude and then get rid of him if he's not it. Period. Slay the boots down.
Paige DeSorbo
No. Like, literally set them on fire. Who cares?
Hannah Berner
Because there's like, a thing where, like, girls are now moving in together and, like, mothering each other's babies.
Paige DeSorbo
I kind of love that.
Hannah Berner
I kind of love it.
Paige DeSorbo
It's just because, well, because girls aren't settling anymore. Like, girls used to have to settle so hard because they needed money. Like, they needed to survive.
Hannah Berner
Allowed to have a credit card.
Paige DeSorbo
You like, couldn't live.
Hannah Berner
Well, now I also read something, and I don't know if it's true. No, it is true, but I don't remember the source. But basically that because women are now making more money, we're investing into things that women care about. And, like, all these just companies and causes that women care about are now getting stronger. So that's a positive.
Paige DeSorbo
Oh, interesting. Like, yeah, like, different charities and.
Hannah Berner
Different charities and. Yeah, things you support that you want to see more of and then your interests. Because it's based, like, the money shifting a little bit.
Paige DeSorbo
It's women in the arts.
Hannah Berner
It's women in the arts. Also, if everyone. I feel like everyone's talking about postpartum depression. Like, before it was this big, like, announcement. Like, did you know that Cindy Crawford said 20 years ago she had post? And I might have made that up, but, like, that's how it was. Where now everyone's like. And then when the postpartum hit.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah, everyone has it. I remember, like, asking my mom, this is probably like, a couple years ago, like, oh, my God, did you have postpartum, like, at all? Because I just. I. When I got my cat, I was like, oh, I'm gonna have postpartum. I was like, I don't. Because when I got Daphne, the first day I looked at her, and I was like, I don't love you. I don't know you.
Hannah Berner
You go, first of all, hello.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah, first of all, hi. How are ya?
Hannah Berner
How was your day?
Paige DeSorbo
Welcome to my home. And I remember asking my mom, and she said, well, yeah, every. She was like, but we didn't call it that. She was like, everyone gets. And we called it the baby blues.
Hannah Berner
That's so much cuter.
Paige DeSorbo
And I was like, and what? You just. She was like, and then one day it would just go away. Like, you just lived with it. And then you were like, oh, I have.
Hannah Berner
The PR team was so much better in the 90s. They were like, baby blue time.
Paige DeSorbo
Baby blue, the baby blues. Well, did you. I have a question. Did you have a lot of girls also say, like, after they get married, they have, like, a little bit of depression. Did you go through that?
Hannah Berner
I was very just, like, calm after it. I think it's because sometimes when you put your wedding on such a pedestal and it goes by so fucking fast, you're like, wait, I didn't even do it. Yeah, did I even.
Paige DeSorbo
Was that planning. I did for a year and it's done.
Hannah Berner
I remember feeling like it was way too fast and being like, wow, I spent A lot of money on that. And. But I. I remember feeling calm and a little relieved because I also had a little like. I don't. I told you that kind of the wedding attention.
Paige DeSorbo
That kind of attention is not your vibe.
Hannah Berner
I don't like that vibe at all. I'm not like, look at the guy I'm fucking. Yeah, but with postpartum depression. One more thing. Wait.
Paige DeSorbo
Calling someone's wedding just a party of look at the guy I'm fucking is.
Hannah Berner
It's literally my head. I just was like, hi, aunt. Whatever. This is the guy that I let have sex with me. And I'm glad you're here to celebrate it. I hope we stay together.
Paige DeSorbo
That's all a wedding is. Hey, Dad, I want you to formally meet the man that will be inside of me later.
Hannah Berner
Wait. On this episode, this last episode of Burner Phone, Des was telling me that when my dad was alone with him for the first time, he basically was like, she's your problem now.
Paige DeSorbo
That's exactly how I would think Danny would respond.
Hannah Berner
Like, obviously he loves joking. But it's so funny that my. My dad was literally cock blocking me.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah.
Hannah Berner
Most dads would be like, please take her. And my dad's like, I developed a twitch while coaching her with tennis. And it's finally wearing on.
Paige DeSorbo
He's like, here's a number for a hotline. You're going to need it.
Hannah Berner
Are you sure you want to do this? But I also think Des likes a challenge, so does was like, okay. But anyway, that's funny. I deal with depression. I know I'm brave.
Paige DeSorbo
I deal with anxiety.
Hannah Berner
Do you think that when postpartum depression hits, it's going to be like, two negatives create a positive, and I'm going to be like, it cancels it out.
Paige DeSorbo
It's going to be me on estrogen. You're going to be me on estrogen. That was crazy. I loved it.
Hannah Berner
Like, is depression gonna try to hit? I'm like, that's adorable. I have. I've been depressed. And now let's.
Paige DeSorbo
Well, maybe, maybe because. Maybe you'll react better to it because you already know what those feelings are like. I feel like some people when they get postpartum, that's the first time they've ever felt those feelings. So they're like, even more like, what's going on?
Hannah Berner
I do think that in general, milestones in life are emotionally dramatic. And people don't prepare you for that. They're just like, yeah, you're gonna get married and you're gonna have a Baby. And you're gonna get a new job. And they don't talk about, like, the mental aspect of handling the ups and downs of. Of it and your identity. It's identity shifting, I think.
Paige DeSorbo
You know, I was talking to one of my girlfriends and she was like, who has, like, three kids now? And she was just like, no. After I had my first child, like, obviously I loved my. To have a baby. Like, this is a planned thing. But she was like, I had the biggest identity crisis because she was like, I didn't know if I was going to go back to work. I didn't know if I wanted to or if I didn't want to. I, like, didn't really like breastfeeding, like, all of these different things. She's like, I'm 100, 200 pounds. Like, I was never 200 pounds. Like, it was just all this stuff. And I'm just like, yeah, I. But I feel like for us, because we are waiting to, like, have children later in our 30s, I think that we're more prepared than, like, our counterparts who, like, did anyone tell them when they were 26, 27, like, hey, you're gonna have an identity crisis.
Hannah Berner
I do think the pro of having kids in your 30s is that you've been able to accomplish some things where some. Some women. I know women who have had abortions in their 20s because they were like, if I have this kid right now, my dreams will not happen, and I actually can't do this right now. And it was like, she wanted to be fulfilled.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah.
Hannah Berner
But then some people know in their 20s, like, this baby is what I want.
Paige DeSorbo
Right.
Hannah Berner
But moms do give you. They give you mixed messages. I was Douglas mom, and she was like, it is the most fulfilled you'll ever feel as a person, but you will lose yourself. And I was like, what?
Paige DeSorbo
No. And that's why I just think, like, it's so important who your husband is.
Hannah Berner
They were like, I wouldn't trade anything in the world except for my old nipples.
Paige DeSorbo
And I was like, right, awesome. Okay.
Hannah Berner
But yeah, your. Your partner is the world's the lens. You see the world through the mirror yourself.
Paige DeSorbo
And I love de centering men. And I think that, like, we have done such a good job in it, but at the same time, I do think that the biggest decision you make in your life is who you choose to marry. Also, I feel the same way about being in a marriage. Like, if I'm in a marriage for 10 years and one day I wake up and I go, hey, this guy fucking sucks. I'M taking the kids, I'm going like, that's what pre. That's what prenups are for. And he's surely signing one.
Hannah Berner
You're basically like, you know, what's better than being with a guy? Being with a guy that you love and waiting for the right person.
Paige DeSorbo
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Hannah Berner
We haven't even started the episode.
Paige DeSorbo
No, we haven't even started the pod.
Hannah Berner
I have so many notes.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah, I see them. None of which makes sense here. Wait, just one note that I just want to say before we get into it, because this is a sports podcast.
Hannah Berner
Yeah.
Paige DeSorbo
Did you watch the Knicks last night?
Hannah Berner
I cried.
Paige DeSorbo
I mean, I cried.
Hannah Berner
Wait, are you like, so into it right now?
Paige DeSorbo
I'm. I'm locked in, Hannah. I'm dialed in.
Hannah Berner
I. Well, I had two amazing shows. I was in New Hampshire. And I was in New Jersey in New Hampshire. The Knicks are playing while I'm on.
Paige DeSorbo
Okay.
Hannah Berner
And you know, I'm being silly. I'm being goofy on stage. I go, anyway, anyone know The Knicks score? 1700. Girls start booing me because New Hampshire. I forget because I'm a dumb New Yorker. Oh, they're fans. And we just beat Boston.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah.
Hannah Berner
And when I tell you I lost the crowd for a second, like, I was scared. I said, gigglers, you're gonna have to. I apologize to the Academy. I said, I love Larry Bird. I don't know what to say here. Bill Belichick's girlfriend is making me laugh right now. I don't know what to say.
Paige DeSorbo
Sorry. How can I get you back? Tom Brady is the goat. Like, I don't know.
Hannah Berner
But for anyone who doesn't know, the Knicks. Knicks have been very bad, a very bad team for a long time.
Paige DeSorbo
Okay, wait, so I, like, didn't know.
Hannah Berner
Oh, yeah, you didn't know.
Paige DeSorbo
I, like, didn't know that the Knicks sucked.
Hannah Berner
And so you were like, we're in New York. I'm gonna be bad.
Paige DeSorbo
No, literally, I said, why?
Hannah Berner
So embarrassing.
Paige DeSorbo
I was like, wait, but we're New York. Like, we're. We've been bad for how many years? And he was like, 50. Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.
Hannah Berner
Are, like, showing up. And it's funny because my friend was like, oh, now you guys are showing up. Well, Timothee Chalamet, he's been a fan.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah. He went to Indianapolis.
Hannah Berner
Yeah. Him, Michael Che, Ben Stiller. I feel like I got in a. They did, like, a boys trip.
Paige DeSorbo
And, like, I will. I'm gonna be biased for, like, a small, quick second. Living in New York.
Hannah Berner
Okay.
Paige DeSorbo
When you're at a sporting event that is based in New York. I'm sorry. I've been at other sporting events in different cities. New York fans are different. It's just different. It's a different electricity. It's a different feeling. Like, remember that one time when we were at the US Open, and who was, like, about who was about to win? It was like a young girl was. Might have been.
Hannah Berner
Yeah.
Paige DeSorbo
Was it maybe. Was it like, her first U.S. open? She was about to win something. I forget it. Maybe, but I just remember, like, the whole place cheering for this, like, young girl and just being like, that's New York City, you know? Like, I just love a New York fan.
Hannah Berner
We love a chant. We love to be passionate, and we love to trash talk. We love a storyline. New York loves a Come up story a comeback.
Paige DeSorbo
We love that the Yankees have Benihana in the stadium.
Hannah Berner
Not to defend other states because I know, like, you have beef with Oklahoma and the air conditioning, you'll never live that down. Sometimes sports in other states is better because it's all they have going on. Like, when I went to Wisconsin.
Paige DeSorbo
Got it.
Hannah Berner
They were obsessed with the University of Wisconsin because, like, there's only so many teams.
Paige DeSorbo
You know, when you go to Texas, like, high school football is like their religion.
Hannah Berner
Exactly. So, like, yeah, Wisconsin, when there was a Wisconsin football game, the entire state drove down.
Paige DeSorbo
New York is actually so greedy. We, like, have three of everything we have. Sorry. We want. We want more.
Hannah Berner
Also, during the next game, people like, oh, sorry. Like, I have dinner tonight. Like, there's going on. Like, I'm. I'm sorry.
Paige DeSorbo
I'm sorry.
Hannah Berner
I'm waiting for this reservation.
Paige DeSorbo
I have a reserve. Yeah, I have a reservation.
Hannah Berner
Oh, I'm going to a Broadway play, by the way. I'm gonna try to go to a Broadway play.
Paige DeSorbo
Just in your lifetime. Where are we going with that?
Hannah Berner
This is so funny because I've been, like, going out to West Hampton now when I can, and I'm like, next time I'm in New York, I'm gonna see a Broadway.
Paige DeSorbo
You're being a tourist in your own city.
Hannah Berner
I go, I'm going back to the city on Wednesday. I'm gonna try to see Sunset Boulevard with Nicole.
Paige DeSorbo
Wait, do you know something that I do behind your back that I don't think I've ever told you?
Hannah Berner
Just the way you worded that, you know, I do behind your back.
Paige DeSorbo
I do something behind your back. Where? Like, obviously, like, when. When I'm places without you. Like, I bring. I find place. I find spaces where I can bring you up. You know, like, I find. I find small caveats in conversation where I can bring up my friend.
Hannah Berner
Or I love how you're sitting there being like, and where is a good entry point.
Paige DeSorbo
And. But, like, a lot of times people will bring you up to me and, like, I don't know who I'm talking to. And I don't know if they've ever heard of Giggly Squad. So I'll say. Sometimes I'll say, like, my best friend who I have a podcast with, or you know what I'll say, right? Or I'll say, like, oh, my co host, where I do this thing with her, but she's also my best friend. Like, so I introduce you in different ways, but I don't think that, you know, that I I talk about you being from New York as if I grew up in that. In that town, home with you. Like, I'll make an emphasis and a point to tell people that you were born and raised in Brooklyn because it's important to me, because it makes.
Hannah Berner
Look, I support everyone. Move to the city. I love it. And if you can survive, you're a New Yorker, I accept you. Do I think I'm better than you? Yes. Do I say that out loud? No. But I also. What's funny, as I was thinking about that, that I. I know you grew up in Albany, but you didn't. You didn't. Your ancestors were Brooklyn.
Paige DeSorbo
I mean, at some point, I'm sure, but I actually just hit my 10 years. I know. And people, like, I feel like, talk about it, but, like, not really. But I remember moving to New York and thinking, wow, I wonder if I'm gonna hit my 10 year, like, if I'm gonna still be here. Because that's when you become an official New Yorker.
Hannah Berner
How many times did you consider moving back home?
Paige DeSorbo
Never. Not once.
Hannah Berner
And that's why you made it.
Paige DeSorbo
Do you want to know what I think made me succeed? My biggest fear was having to move back home. My biggest fear was having to call my mom and being like, I can't afford rent. I can't afford it here. Like, I can't do anything. I got. And I was like, I can't, I can't.
Hannah Berner
It's so funny because then as a New Yorker, all you want to do is like, escape the city, go to the Hamptons. I'm like, it's so fucking, like concrete or so cliche.
Paige DeSorbo
I'm like, I have to get out for a minute. Anywho. Okay.
Hannah Berner
I have notes. I have notes. Can clapping.
Paige DeSorbo
Okay.
Hannah Berner
Did you like the festival? They have their, like, 19 minutes for this movie. 14. Oh, I don't know what to do with my hands while someone sings Happy birthday for 30 seconds. What are you supposed to do during a 12 minute clapathon?
Paige DeSorbo
Like, Paul Mezcal stood as a. He got a six minute standing ovation. Six minutes. Get your steps in while you're at it. I mean, six minutes.
Hannah Berner
I won't even give a blowjob for six minutes.
Paige DeSorbo
Literally six minutes.
Hannah Berner
I can't even run on the treadmill for six minutes.
Paige DeSorbo
No, I'm not doing anything for six minutes.
Hannah Berner
I feel like I don't know who started it, but they can't get out of it. I'll tell you one thing. What if you're like, one of the.
Paige DeSorbo
Organizers that's like, how does it end?
Hannah Berner
Such a good question. Like, it's basically like, people don't want. That's honestly. No, thank you.
Paige DeSorbo
No, it's like, how does it end? Because here's the thing. If you're getting a time slot that Saturday morning, people are up, they're peppy, they're cheery. If you're getting. You're getting the last time slot, they're tired, so you might only get a four minute.
Hannah Berner
Also, do they hire clappers? We need a good press.
Paige DeSorbo
What if the movie sucks?
Hannah Berner
They just get four minutes.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah. Great observation.
Hannah Berner
Thank you. Also, the AMAs are happening right now.
Paige DeSorbo
What are those again?
Hannah Berner
American Music Awards. I've honestly lost track. Award shows, I have, like, I lose track. But the. The music people do, they are more experimental with their fashion, which I like.
Paige DeSorbo
Is it in New York?
Hannah Berner
No, I think it's in la.
Paige DeSorbo
Oh, okay.
Hannah Berner
Because I still see the la. Oh, I have a story.
Paige DeSorbo
Okay.
Hannah Berner
I was in a random place and there are people there.
Paige DeSorbo
Oh, no.
Hannah Berner
First problem.
Paige DeSorbo
So I left.
Hannah Berner
I was like, why did no one tell me this? So this girl comes up to me and she's like, oh, my God, you know Jojo. Now, this was, first of all, the morning. Second of all, my assistant.
Paige DeSorbo
Okay.
Hannah Berner
No, I'm trying to be smooth.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah.
Hannah Berner
And I'm in conversation and I'm warm and I'm like, yes, yes, yes. When she says Jojo, I think the singer.
Paige DeSorbo
See, I went, siwa.
Hannah Berner
It could have been JoJo. Siwa. But I know, like, Jojo, the singer. Do I know her? No. Have we DM'd? Yes. Am I obsessed with her? Yes. Jojo's everything. So I go, yeah, I know Jojo. Because this is just out of nowhere, like. And this was like. It was actually at like a woman's health thing. So she was an industry.
Paige DeSorbo
Okay.
Hannah Berner
So I was like, yeah, I know Jojo. Yeah. She comments on my photo once and she was like, no.
Paige DeSorbo
Like, she.
Hannah Berner
I think she commented my photo before. And I'm like, yes. She was at the book festival. Like, we almost saw her at the book festival.
Paige DeSorbo
Jojo. Oh, my singer.
Hannah Berner
Yes. So I love her. And I was like, yes, Jojo, yes. And she's like, no. Like, don't you love her? And I'm like, I love her. She's like the voice of our generation, honestly.
Paige DeSorbo
Iconic.
Hannah Berner
And she's like, yeah. And then we keep talking and she's like, yeah, it's so crazy, you know Jojo. And I'm like, no. And she goes. And like, Like, I don't even know how she got the job with Paige. So I'm sitting there going, I just told this girl, I think Jojo is the voice of our generation. And she smiled and said, yeah, no, I'm dead. So then I go, oh, Josephine. And she goes, that's so funny. You guys call her Josephine. I'm like, well, Paige is, like, fancy like that. Like, she likes Josephine better, probably.
Paige DeSorbo
Okay. Talk about millennial. Gen Z Gap. My assistant's name is Josephine. In my phone, she's Jojo. Because it's like, she put that in, I think. So, yeah. All of her friends call her Jojo. I just. Like, I'm. When I first met her, because I met her years ago, I met her as Josephine, and she never said, like, you can call me JoJo. But then, like, now that she works for me again, I think she might have said, like, everyone calls me Jojo.
Hannah Berner
But it's giving. You refuse to call her what she wants to be called. You're Josephine.
Paige DeSorbo
Do you want to know what I think her name is? So I feel, like, beautiful. I'm like, but your name is so beautiful. And I never hear it. Like, I never hear someone named Josephine.
Hannah Berner
I feel like she'd be cute as Joey, too.
Paige DeSorbo
She's adorable. The. The girl. The woman. She's a woman. The woman takes ballet classes on Wednesday nights. Like, she's just. She's so aesthetic. She's so cool. Like, she keeps me. I'm like, does. Gen Z thinks this is cool. And she keeps me, like, up to date.
Hannah Berner
But I literally, to this girl's face was like, jojo's the voice of our generation. And she was like, yeah, we can do. And I didn't even. Like, I. I pretended the whole time I knew which JoJo she was talking about. So anyway, shout out to Josephine. Didn't know. You go by other aliases and they got me.
Paige DeSorbo
No. She's so cute. Honestly, all we do over here is, like, play dress up and pretend like we had to go to a real meeting one day. And I was like, josephine, like, come with me. And she showed up, and I go, this is literally the Devil wears Prada. We wear sweats all day. Like, Josephine comes over in her literal pajamas.
Hannah Berner
Yes.
Paige DeSorbo
And I was like, we're cosplaying. She showed up in, like, the cutest outfit. And that's all I really wanted for my assistant.
Hannah Berner
No. She's killing it. Shout out Jojo.
Paige DeSorbo
Like, I just want you to show up and look adorable.
Hannah Berner
Hot. Take we some pop culture question for You. Did you see Jessica Beal's interview about Justin Timberlake?
Paige DeSorbo
No. No, but proceed, because I think I might say something after.
Hannah Berner
She basically was like, I love him so much. He's like my best friend. He's like my chosen sister.
Paige DeSorbo
Okay, okay. Not how I ever want to think of my man.
Hannah Berner
It's weird, right?
Paige DeSorbo
I'm gonna say something.
Hannah Berner
It's giving lavender marriage.
Paige DeSorbo
I think so. Because if you go back to seventh heaven, if you take it all the way back, there were strong lesbian vibes.
Hannah Berner
Oh, see, I was calling Justin Timberlake gay.
Paige DeSorbo
No, I think she. I think it might be her.
Hannah Berner
Wow.
Paige DeSorbo
I think it might be her because I think this man has gotten caught maybe one or two times.
Hannah Berner
Too many times.
Paige DeSorbo
Too many times. Either embarrassing her with another woman or just, like, embarrassing her in general. Yeah, that. I. I can't. I can't think that if I was.
Hannah Berner
Justin Timberlake and she called me her sister, her chosen sister, I'd be like, y' all, we need a rebrand.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah.
Hannah Berner
Chosen sister at least. And not brother. No, not. No, just say you're not.
Paige DeSorbo
Well, that's what it is. Like, it's also like, how many people are just in relationships because they're such public figures that they're like, I don't want to blow up my life right now and, like, have to deal with this, like, massive divorce or all these, like, press, like, let's just chill and you do your own thing and I'll do my own thing and, like, work out each other. Yeah. I like the amount of people that are probably in open relationships or separated and we just, like, don't know. Or lesbians. I don't know.
Hannah Berner
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Hannah Berner
Just speaking into the void?
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Hannah Berner
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Hannah Berner
Speaking of gay men, straight men should not be doing photo dumps.
Paige DeSorbo
Straight men should get off Instagram.
Hannah Berner
They should get up for sure. The only photo you should have is from like 2017. Blurry, no caption. And you don't know your man.
Paige DeSorbo
And you, and you, you have a hankering for posting on the Internet for Instagram. I think you can do a post once every two months.
Hannah Berner
I know I'm coming for people right now, but I don't care as a man if you're going through your phone to put together an aesthetic photo dump and you're like oh, I just have a photo of my face there. So I need a photo of like food here.
Paige DeSorbo
I don't want my future man to know that you can favorite photos.
Hannah Berner
I don't want my future man to know that you can have a carousel on Instagram.
Paige DeSorbo
Does listening to this? Wait, have you seen the trend on TikTok where it's like this is my current boyfriend?
Hannah Berner
Yes.
Paige DeSorbo
I love that.
Hannah Berner
Have you seen the funniest trend is happening right now? Have you seen men calling their the guy friends to say good night?
Paige DeSorbo
Okay, do you want to know what this is a learning experience? This is bigger than a trend that.
Hannah Berner
People are not deep psychology.
Paige DeSorbo
If you called any one of your girlfriends and said hey, I just wanted to call you and like say goodnight and like I love you And I miss you. Every single one would be like, oh, and I love you and how are you? And, like, what's going on? And we need to connect. And, like, all of this. The men immediately start laughing or they get, like, angry. Yeah.
Hannah Berner
Like, what are you talking about?
Paige DeSorbo
Don't ever call. What are you doing?
Hannah Berner
Well, this is the thing. It is funny because it's so random. And the guy's being like, just want to call, say goodnight.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah.
Hannah Berner
And I'm like, that's weird. But then the reaction is so over the top that I'm like, no, that's weirder. Because guys will be like, good night. What the. Does that mean, good night?
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah.
Hannah Berner
Yeah, bro, I'm going to bed. I want to say goodnight.
Paige DeSorbo
And he's like, they can't even connect with their own gender. How can we trust them on anything? They can't. Like, honestly, I saw a Jane Fonda video, like, years ago, and I think about it all the time where she literally said, like, women sit and they face each other and they talk to each other. And men are. They sit next to each other. They never, like, really look at each other and, like, ask them how they're doing.
Hannah Berner
That's why I take my man every. Every couple hours, I take his head and I make him hold eye contact with me. I said, we're holding, we're holding, we're holding.
Paige DeSorbo
Important.
Hannah Berner
It's important.
Paige DeSorbo
It's important.
Hannah Berner
They have to understand humanity and look.
Paige DeSorbo
No, they really do. Have you ever, like, dated a guy?
Hannah Berner
Yes.
Paige DeSorbo
I don't recommend it. I'm super against it, but have you ever dated a guy and, like, you start obviously having sex with them and then after a couple of months, it gets more, like, emotional or, like, you fall more in love with them or whatever, and then you start having sex and you're making eye contact, like, whilst you have sex. And, like, you. It used to be like he'd whisper something dirty in your ear, but now he's looking at you and he's saying it like that. It's like, men. That's the only time men do that. Like, how many times have we looked at each other and said, like, the most deep in our soul, like, things that we feel. Mainly me.
Hannah Berner
No, with me and you. Like, literally the first thing I say to you on the phone will be, like, the most unhinged thing, because that's called.
Paige DeSorbo
So, like, it's so. It's like, where are they letting that out? I'm worried for them. But also this. Have you seen this whole thing with, like, the lonely. Like the men are lonely. And it's like, yeah, you know, obvious. Like, what? It's our society and blah, blah, blah. And it's just like our society.
Hannah Berner
We live in a patriarchy that's.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah.
Hannah Berner
Like, you guys.
Paige DeSorbo
You guys set this up and now we're just getting more. Yeah. Like, we're not helping you.
Hannah Berner
Wait, do you ever feel like when people ask, like, about me or when I'm with people, they ask about you? We feel like we're in a band.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah.
Hannah Berner
Like I, like, I try to explain it. I'm like, we're in a band.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah.
Hannah Berner
And like, yeah, sometimes I do some solo stuff, but we really come back to Giggly Squad.
Paige DeSorbo
Like, sometimes I forget that we performed at Radio City and I'll hear someone say, like, she performed at Radio City. And I'll literally be like, who? I forget. Like, I perform. But I don't think when I'm with the Gigglers, I'm like, I don't think of it as a performance, even though it is. I think of it as like, are my beta bloggers gonna work? Yes or no? This is more of a science experiment for all of that.
Hannah Berner
Final thing about men. We're not going to talk about it for the rest of the time. We didn't talk about the Justin Vogue cover.
Paige DeSorbo
And no, we didn't.
Hannah Berner
Cuz Haley's a dear, dear, dear, dear friend who can actually do no wrong.
Paige DeSorbo
A friend of the pod. Let's.
Hannah Berner
A friend of the POD and a close friend in my life, godmother to my future children. No, Haley's. Yeah, Haley's the. I think that Justin's a little too loosey goosey online right now.
Paige DeSorbo
I think that he is going through something. I think that he said it thinking like, oh, this is gonna sound good because I'm like, correcting. I've been proven wrong. I'm correcting myself.
Hannah Berner
Yeah.
Paige DeSorbo
I think people are really, like, come down on her every time, like, oh, my God, why don't you just leave? Like, how could you? Like, your husband doesn't love you and blah, blah, blah.
Hannah Berner
That's not it.
Paige DeSorbo
Where it's just like, things get like, so nitpicked about Haley in general. Everything about her. I. I really like. I don't know how she does it sometimes, but like, like, if I had a nickel. That's why I have a career.
Hannah Berner
If I had every guy that said, you wouldn't make it.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah, if I had a nickel. So why women are acting and so mad at her, like they haven't experienced that at least five times them their damn selves. Like, how about relate to her and be like, I feel bad for her instead of being like, you're stupid.
Hannah Berner
Her people mean to her. It's.
Paige DeSorbo
I don't get it, but I have.
Hannah Berner
A question, because I actually. I've never been in a serious relationship with a guy who didn't, like, believe in me.
Paige DeSorbo
Really?
Hannah Berner
Did you just. Do you tell them what your dream is, and then when you least expect it, they turn it on you?
Paige DeSorbo
Yes. It's not like, for you. Yes. It's not like, in the moment where you're like, no. Yeah.
Hannah Berner
You're like, how to do this?
Paige DeSorbo
And they're like, you stupid.
Hannah Berner
In a heated fight.
Paige DeSorbo
They're like, in a heated fight. I once had a. I once had a boyfriend who was cheating on me with a girl who now I can't even remember what her job was, but she did, like, hosting, like, random hosting of things, like, whatever. She was a couple years older than me, and he would cheat on me with her. And I remember, like, finding out about it, and I remember feeling really insecure because I was like, oh, my God, she's, like, so much more accomplished than I am. And, yeah, why wouldn't he want her over me? And blah, blah, blah. And I remember him saying, like, you'll never be. You'll never accomplish what she's accomplished now. I'm like, I don't even remember what her job was.
Hannah Berner
Yeah.
Paige DeSorbo
But I think about it all the time then.
Hannah Berner
That's just, like, so toxic.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah.
Hannah Berner
And. And it comes down to, like, my thing with relationships is, like, we literally are a team. And, like, if you're on my team, we're fucking winning together. My problem was I would date guys that I was like, I want more from you. Like, I want you to be as motivated as me kind of thing.
Paige DeSorbo
And that's hard to find as well. And I think it's actually getting even harder to find because, like, girls are right up there with men in, like, the workforce, and so it's hard to find.
Hannah Berner
And I'm fine if, like, I just want them to, like, have a dream that they're chasing. Like, I've dated guys who are successful, but they, like, like, don't want to be.
Paige DeSorbo
They had no passion.
Hannah Berner
They have no passion. Like, yeah, talk to me when you have a business that you passionate about.
Paige DeSorbo
And then you'll know what it takes to run a business. No, you want. You want to be with someone that, like, genuinely is, like, striving for more and, like, wants to Accomplish more well.
Hannah Berner
Because you get exhausted, like, chasing your own dreams. Like, it is actually so fun to root for someone else's dream sometimes.
Paige DeSorbo
Totally.
Hannah Berner
Like, to see, like, does is like, clip, like, blow up. I'm literally like. It is a feeling that's like, you're so proud, and he's also like, that's part of you. So you just feel like. And you'd have to do anything and you're just like, I'm proud of you.
Paige DeSorbo
No, Hannah, you know how, like, the best feeling ever is, like, when your boyfriend wakes up in the morning or your husband or whatever, and they have to leave the bed and go do something and you don't have to. That's like, my favorite thing in the world. I'm like, oh, go be a man. Like, yeah, bring home a fucking cow for us. Like, you know, like. I don't know. I can't imagine the feeling it must feel for you when you go, well, you're not really allowed to go see does do you stand up. But when, like. But when he has to go do stand up and you don't.
Hannah Berner
Well, that happens a lot when I come back from touring. And during the week, he's at the Comedy Cellar and he's like, getting dressed at 10pm and I'm in my, like, snuggly a snuggle moment. And I'm like, go make $20, babe.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah. Wait. Daphne just sniffed my foot and then went like this. She gagged. It's like, okay, literally, chill out. I was wearing ballet flats.
Hannah Berner
Oh, my God. Your ballet flats have been through.
Paige DeSorbo
Oh, my gosh. Okay, what else?
Hannah Berner
One more thing about my mental health.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah.
Hannah Berner
Tell me if you think this is.
Paige DeSorbo
Tell me if I'm wrong and tell me if I'm crazy or not.
Hannah Berner
Tell me how crazy we girls that is. Tell me who wonders, and I'm going.
Paige DeSorbo
To run something about you and you.
Hannah Berner
Tell me what you think from emergency to call the police. Where are we at? I do say Des has been watching the Mets a lot, which, like, go Mets. But, like, the games are, like, five hours. And I was like, I need to get a hobby.
Paige DeSorbo
Wait, I was just gonna say I forgot baseball was even on. Oh, my God. Even is okay.
Hannah Berner
But also, baseball lasts, like, forever.
Paige DeSorbo
Like, forever.
Hannah Berner
I bought on Etsy a punch needling kit.
Paige DeSorbo
Okay.
Hannah Berner
And it's not even like, real crocheting or anything. You just, like, punch a thing and.
Paige DeSorbo
It actually sounds really enjoyable.
Hannah Berner
It's kind of therapeutic because you're kind of stabbing something.
Paige DeSorbo
I freaking bet so.
Hannah Berner
And he was like, okay, Grandma, what are you doing? Knitting. And I was like, first of all, I have mental health problems.
Paige DeSorbo
God forbid a girl is a hobby.
Hannah Berner
God forbid I have a hobby. And I haven't even, like, showed it off on Instagram because I'm practicing doing things not for other people's. Did I bring it up a pod? Yes.
Paige DeSorbo
But I was just different. This is a safe space.
Hannah Berner
This is a safe space. This is just me, like, telling you what I did today. So I'm. I've started. And I'm doing a flower one. So I started punch needling.
Paige DeSorbo
Wait. I'm obsessed. And, like, what are they, though? What are you. Punch needling?
Hannah Berner
It's, like, into, like, kind of a paper, and it comes out, like, a.
Paige DeSorbo
Whole thing, and then where do you put the paper?
Hannah Berner
Well, then it becomes, like, a. Like a painting. Like, it has a wood frame. Oh, I can decorate my apartment with it.
Paige DeSorbo
Okay, so what are you punching over there?
Hannah Berner
I'm punching. It's actually, like, so hard to explain. I'm punching yarn into this paper.
Paige DeSorbo
I know, but what's the thing?
Hannah Berner
It's a floral arrangement.
Paige DeSorbo
Okay, got it. I thought you were gonna say it was, like, something for the Mets. You do it while he watches the Mets?
Hannah Berner
Yeah. Yeah.
Paige DeSorbo
You're 105. Pick up cocaine. I mean, it's. It's getting scary over there. It's getting really scary over there.
Hannah Berner
We were hanging out with people during the day yesterday, and they were like, what are you gonna do tonight? And I was like, I'm so pumped up. I'm starting green. I'm starting the green flower. I just finished the yellow petals.
Paige DeSorbo
It's actually funny. I was thinking, like, for whatever reason, I used to, like, be obsessed with Memorial Day weekend. Like, it was my favorite weekend ever.
Hannah Berner
Random.
Paige DeSorbo
Oh, my God.
Hannah Berner
I didn't even know, like, when it was.
Paige DeSorbo
Are you kidding?
Hannah Berner
I'm so bad at, like, high school.
Paige DeSorbo
In college, and like, even, like, post college, like, going away somewhere for Memorial Day weekend. And this year, I was just like, I can't wait to do nothing and just chill. And this was, like, the first weekend I feel like I didn't get drunk.
Hannah Berner
I woke up this morning sending aggressive emails to people and then being told it's a holiday.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah.
Hannah Berner
And I was like, like, oh, my God. Sorry. Yeah, sorry, sorry. Sorry about that. Have you seen the AI Baby clips going around?
Paige DeSorbo
I love them.
Hannah Berner
They're so. They're so funny.
Paige DeSorbo
They're so funny.
Hannah Berner
They're so cute.
Paige DeSorbo
Talking babies. Like, I love. Like, I like when real babies, like, Say swear words.
Hannah Berner
Yes. But have you seen the ones of us?
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah. Yeah.
Hannah Berner
Okay.
Paige DeSorbo
No, I love them.
Hannah Berner
Yeah. Like, and they're wearing our outfits.
Paige DeSorbo
I know. I don't know if they look exactly like us.
Hannah Berner
Like, I actually, I do have to say we were.
Paige DeSorbo
I think. Yeah, I think a guy was.
Hannah Berner
And I'm not body shaming. I'm not body. I'm not baby shaming.
Paige DeSorbo
No, we're not baby shaming.
Hannah Berner
We're not baby shaming. But, like, I was. I. I was cuter.
Paige DeSorbo
100. Oh, my God. Wait, I have this written down because I saw a tick tock and one last thing about men.
Hannah Berner
Yeah.
Paige DeSorbo
And my mom used to give me this advice too. Well, she actually used to give me this advice when she would talk about, like, having children. And she would say, like, if you have low expectations for your children, that's what you'll get. And if you have high expectations for your children, that's what you'll get. Which honestly now sounds extremely manipulative. But anyways, I digress. But there was this TikTok and it was this girl and she was saying, like, when you start dating a guy, like, like, it's more kind of like a formula. Like if you are one of those girls where you're like, all I want is a boyfriend and I'm like, really gonna try and get this guy to like, be my boyfriend. And you do all of this stuff in the beginning. Like, you're cooking him dinner, you're. You're doing his laundry. Like, you're doing all of this stuff. Like, men and women are so different. That is not gonna make a man want to like, reciprocate all of that for you. That just makes. Makes them lazier.
Hannah Berner
And now you. That's the standard.
Paige DeSorbo
And now that do that, you're being weird. You have set that standard. So it's almost like when you first start dating someone, you do nothing, but only as the woman.
Hannah Berner
Wait, that's. That's what I've been doing accidentally. Just because I like, have ADHD and I can't do laundry. But it's. The truth is, is if a guy's going to be with you because you're doing his laundry, like, that's not the win you want it to be. No, that's not the w you want.
Paige DeSorbo
And so go out there, ladies, and stay lazy.
Hannah Berner
Don't do anything. I would argue sometimes, though, little cute things that, like, I want DEZ to do, if I do it for him, it like subconsciously trains him.
Paige DeSorbo
Like an example.
Hannah Berner
An example. This Is like, little things. And by the way, I never cook. But, like, last summer, I started to get, like, tomatoes. This is making me sound like someone I'm not. Like, I don't. This is like, I did this.
Paige DeSorbo
Okay, you're crocheting. You have a garden now I didn't know about. When did you get a garden?
Hannah Berner
Tomatoes? Once from the market. The farmer's market. And I cut him up because I'm Italian. And I got basil, and I got some mozzarella, and I put some balsamic and some olive oil, and I was like, I. Martha Stewart. And he ate it, and it was, like, cute. And then today he got tomatoes, and he was. It was like, I was hungry for dinner, but we were waiting for it to come because we were uber eating, obviously. And he was like, let me make some tomatoes for us. And he cut it up, and he was like, sorry, I don't have mozzarella. And I was like, oh, my God. He learned. So he literally.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah, I failed.
Hannah Berner
He failed.
Paige DeSorbo
So he did it, but not as good as you.
Hannah Berner
So we're divorcing. That's the story. And I go, where the mozzarella? And I flipped it. But sometimes it's like, like, little. It's more love language stuff. Not like, you don't work for him.
Paige DeSorbo
No.
Hannah Berner
You're not his employee.
Paige DeSorbo
No. Well. And, like, all I see is like, oh, my God. When you get married, like, men don't share the same mental load. So it's like, okay, if you don't share the same mental load, then we have to share, like, the physical load of, like, I'm not for hire.
Hannah Berner
Like, someone told me when a guy comes over, you should have cookies baking in the oven because he'll associate, like, you with that smell. And I'm like, if that's what we have.
Paige DeSorbo
You got that from the movie Clueless?
Hannah Berner
I guess they got it. If that's what you have to do to trick a guy to want to be with you, I don't think he's the one.
Paige DeSorbo
I have a vagina.
Hannah Berner
I have a.
Paige DeSorbo
Fine, you guys.
Hannah Berner
You have a vagina. Also, it is giving job interview where, like, when you're giving a job interview and you don't need that job, they can smell it on you.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah.
Hannah Berner
Literally go into every date where it's like, I do not want to be with you. And I. I might choose to, but I don't know. And that's the vibe. That's the vibe. You don't work for him. He's interviewing you, and you're the boss.
Paige DeSorbo
Yeah.
Hannah Berner
He works for, you know, he literally works for you. That's the mentality.
Paige DeSorbo
He's your assistant.
Hannah Berner
He's your assistant. Final question. What do you feel about neck scarves? Throwing a neck scarf on?
Paige DeSorbo
You know, I don't hate it.
Hannah Berner
Is it, like, too waspy? Like, too giving? Like New Hampshire?
Paige DeSorbo
I think it has to be the correct outfit. I actually think you. You have to do it with, like, not that preppy of an outfit.
Hannah Berner
True, true. That's. Wow, that was really good.
Paige DeSorbo
I think it has to be something like, you know, people say, like, put an outfit on and then a pair of shoes that don't go and, like, that makes it funky. It's kind of like, put it with an outfit that, like, it doesn't really like jeans and a T shirt, but.
Hannah Berner
I'll wear ties all the time. But I feel like a scarf. People be like, she's trying too hard. Like, a scarf is like trying to be fashionable.
Paige DeSorbo
I don't know. I feel you could. You could so do one in the Hamptons and try it out.
Hannah Berner
I feel like maybe when I'm older and wiser.
Paige DeSorbo
Okay.
Hannah Berner
Because there'll be, like, a story behind it.
Paige DeSorbo
Okay. There will be some lore.
Hannah Berner
Yeah. I mean, I'll make up a story. Okay, you guys, thank you for giggling with us. And check out our new episode of Hannah Paige. Try new things. We went thrift shopping. If you haven't caught up, we've already played baseball. We've gone to Salem. We've done witchcraft and witchcraft and wizardry and wizardry. And we did cat therapy. And we have merch up from the tour that we weren't selling online. And now we're selling. And we have some really classic giggly shirts that we added too. So shout out to that. And yeah, thanks for giggling with us. Think advertising on TikTok isn't for your business.
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Podcast Summary: Giggly Squad – "Giggling about Babies, Big Pharma, and Basketball"
Release Date: May 27, 2025
Hosts: Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo
Title: Giggling about Babies, Big Pharma, and Basketball
Welcome to the Giggly Squad podcast, where hosts Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo delve into a myriad of topics with humor, honesty, and a touch of irreverence. In this episode titled "Giggling about Babies, Big Pharma, and Basketball," released on May 27, 2025, Hannah and Paige navigate through personal anecdotes, relationships, mental health, and their love for sports, all while maintaining their signature comedic flair.
The episode kicks off with Hannah and Paige engaging in their playful banter, immediately setting the tone for an episode filled with light-hearted yet meaningful conversations.
They humorously discuss the complexities of their relationship, touching upon moments of toxicity intertwined with affection.
Transitioning from their relationship dynamics, Hannah and Paige delve into their YouTube series, sharing behind-the-scenes insights and the challenges they've faced.
They reminisce about past episodes, like their visit to a vintage store, highlighting the growth they've experienced through these projects.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing mental health, particularly focusing on postpartum depression and its impact on women.
They explore societal perceptions of motherhood, the stigma surrounding postpartum depression, and the emotional turmoil that accompanies major life milestones.
Injecting their love for sports, Hannah and Paige discuss recent performances, particularly focusing on the New York Knicks, while sharing their personal experiences attending games.
Hannah humorously recounts her experience performing for the Knicks, reflecting on the passionate yet sometimes challenging nature of New York sports fans.
The conversation shifts towards motherhood, exploring the intricacies of raising children, societal expectations, and the balance between personal aspirations and family life.
They discuss the evolving roles of women in the workforce and how financial independence has empowered women to support causes they care about, leading to stronger communities and businesses tailored to women's needs.
Hannah and Paige delve into pop culture discussions, including celebrity relationships and the dynamics of modern dating. They critique societal norms and the expectations placed on men and women in romantic relationships.
The hosts critique traditional gender roles, emphasizing the importance of mutual support and shared responsibilities in relationships.
In a candid discussion about mental health, Hannah shares her new hobby—punch needling—as a therapeutic outlet. The conversation underscores the importance of personal interests in managing mental well-being.
Paige supports the idea of finding unique hobbies to cope with stress, reflecting on her own experiences and those of friends.
As the episode nears its conclusion, Hannah and Paige offer reflections on maintaining healthy relationships, the significance of mutual support, and preventing the imbalance of responsibilities.
They encourage listeners to seek relationships based on partnership and shared dreams rather than traditional expectations or superficial contributions.
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In this episode of Giggly Squad, Hannah and Paige blend humor with heartfelt discussions, offering listeners an authentic glimpse into their lives. From navigating the challenges of relationships and mental health to celebrating personal achievements and passions, the duo emphasizes the importance of self-awareness, mutual support, and maintaining one's individuality. Whether you're a long-time listener or tuning in for the first time, this episode provides relatable insights wrapped in laughter and genuine conversation.
Thank you for joining Hannah and Paige on another giggly journey. Don't forget to check out their YouTube series and follow them on social media for more updates and laughs!