Giggling about bachelorettes, viagra, and vintage drama

Summary

Podcast Summary: Giggly Squad - Episode: "Giggling about Bachelorettes, Viagra, and Vintage Drama"

Release Date: April 8, 2025
Hosts: Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo
Description: On this episode of Giggly Squad, Hannah and Paige delve into hilarious and heartfelt discussions about recent bachelorette experiences, candid talks on relationships and mental health, insightful takes on pop culture phenomena, and playful banter about everyday quirks. True to their style, they blend humor with genuine moments, offering listeners both laughter and relatable content.

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1. Bachelorette Party Antics and Relationships

Hannah and Paige kick off the episode by sharing their recent experiences at bachelorette parties, highlighting the dynamics and unexpected drama that ensued.

• Bachelorette Dynamics:
  Paige recounts: "One of my friends said, 'Sometimes I think sleeping in my makeup makes my skin better,' and I was like, why spread that misinformation online?" ([11:08]).
  Hannah adds: "Your egos aren’t your amigos. Sometimes checking your ego can resolve a lot of frustrations" ([19:00]).

• Friendship and Drama:
  After Hannah posted a humorous take on a friend's bachelorette experience, tensions arose. Paige explains how one of her friends called her a "Karen," leading to minor conflicts that showcased the complexities of maintaining friendships amidst personal milestones ([03:37]).

• Bridesmaid Challenges:
  Paige discusses the challenges of being a bridesmaid, from managing duties to organizing thoughtful gifts like matching pajamas and personalized bags. Hannah reflects: "It's a reminder that everyone is at different places in their lives. We’re all popping at our own times, just like popcorn" ([06:14]-[06:18]).

2. Mental Health Moments

The hosts take a heartfelt turn, addressing the importance of mental health and self-awareness.

• Ego and Self-Reflection:
  Hannah shares: "Your ego is not your amigo. If you check your ego, your problems can go away" ([19:00]). This segment emphasizes the necessity of recognizing when one's ego may be hindering personal growth and relationships.

• Therapy Insights:
  Highlighting the significance of therapy, Paige mentions: "Sometimes therapy feels like a huge investment, but it's worth it for your well-being" ([04:05]).

3. Pop Culture Commentary

Hannah and Paige engage in lively discussions about the latest happenings in the entertainment world, offering their unique perspectives with humor and insight.

• Trending TV Shows:
  They discuss popular series such as "White Lotus" and "Adolescence," sharing their thoughts on storytelling and character development. Hannah notes: "When you're a natural at something, like acting, it just feels easy" ([32:05]-[32:49]).

• Morgan Wallen’s SNL Appearance:
  The duo analyzes Morgan Wallen's unexpected exit from the SNL stage, debating whether it was a strategic move or indicative of personal anxiety. Paige observes: "Maybe he had anxiety and just wanted to leave while the cameras were still rolling" ([39:27]-[41:33]).

4. Parenting and Breastfeeding Discussions

The hosts delve into the topic of motherhood, sharing personal experiences and societal observations.

• Breastfeeding Choices:
  Paige asks: "Why can't we just buy breast milk for our babies instead of choosing between breastfeeding and formula?" ([28:04]-[29:53]).
  Hannah adds: "It's crazy that breastfeeding is the only primary function of boobs in society" ([30:05]-[31:19]).

• Motherhood as a Multifaceted Experience:
  They highlight the complexities of motherhood, emphasizing that questioning motherhood is a sign of intelligence and normalcy in today's society. Paige remarks: "Questioning motherhood is a sign of intelligence because it's the only thing in life that's irreversible" ([50:49]-[51:16]).

5. Technology and Modern Life

Embracing contemporary tools, the hosts discuss their interactions with technology and its impact on daily life.

• Using ChatGPT:
  Paige shares: "I use ChatGPT all the time. It's like my new best friend" ([49:08]-[50:12]). They explore how AI tools aid in information gathering and even act as informal therapy sessions.

6. Aging and Hormonal Changes

Addressing the natural process of aging, Hannah and Paige talk about perimenopause and menopause, advocating for scientifically-backed solutions.

• Hormonal Harmony:
  Hannah introduces: "Happy Mammoth's Hormone Harmony uses only science-backed ingredients to support women's hormonal health" ([63:16]-[63:31]).

7. Humor and Everyday Quirks

Throughout the episode, the hosts intersperse humor into their narratives, making light of everyday situations and personal insecurities.

• Pickleball and Daily Struggles:
  Hannah jokes: "Pickleball to me is smoking cigarettes" ([15:18]). Their playful debates on hobbies and personal preferences add a light-hearted touch to the conversation.

• Dealing with Acne:
  Sharing their skincare routines, Paige advises: "Go to your dermatologist and get your cystic pimples injected; they're gone in 24 hours" ([59:00]-[60:35]). They discuss the pressures of maintaining flawless skin in the age of social media.

8. Upcoming Events and Promotions

As the episode winds down, Hannah and Paige share snippets about their upcoming appearances and projects.

• Book Launch and Media Appearances:
  Hannah mentions: "The book is so close to being out. Pre-order now and get it upon release" ([61:38]-[62:02]).
  Paige adds: "We're going on Fallon this week, offering a lot of press for the book" ([61:32]-[62:25]).

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Notable Quotes:

• Hannah at [06:14]: "Everyone's a piece of popcorn and we all pop at different times."
• Hannah at [19:00]: "Your ego is not your amigo."
• Paige at [50:49]: "Questioning motherhood is a sign of intelligence."

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Conclusion:

In this episode of Giggly Squad, Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo offer a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and insightful discussions that resonate with listeners navigating similar life stages and societal expectations. From the chaos of bachelorette parties to the introspective moments of mental health, the duo encapsulates the essence of friendship and the giggle-worthy moments that come with it. Whether you're tuning in for a laugh or seeking relatable conversations, this episode delivers with flair and authenticity.

Transcript

[Paige]

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[Hannah]

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[Paige]

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[Hannah]

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[Paige]

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[Hannah]

Sup gigglers? Gary, fix your WI fi manifest. That Shit, we can't be managed. I mean, the day they just got away from me. What's up, my granular Gigglers? You guys think I'm gonna run out of G words? I won't.

[Paige]

And it's kind of crazy that we've never once thought to look up just a bunch of G words and have them on standby, because that preparation would be too much, too much for us.

[Hannah]

Too much admin. It's like when you're ordering food at a restaurant. I don't prepare. I want the pressure, cuz pressure makes diamonds. You got to think on the spot. Do you want a grilled cheese or rigatoni? What do you want?

[Paige]

You don't look up a menu before you go to a restaurant?

[Hannah]

No, no. I live life on the edge. I live life by the seat of my pants.

[Paige]

One of my favorite things to do is in the Uber on the way to the restaurant is look up the menu.

[Hannah]

That's very trendy. A lot of girls in their 30s talk about it.

[Paige]

Okay, wait, can we say one thing? No, no, no, no. One, you insulted me. You're like, yeah, it's a fad. Like, get over it. You didn't. And two, you had to bring my age into it. I. I don't know if you're upset because I was with my other friends this weekend, but the passive aggressive is not what I need. On this Monday morning, I started a war.

[Hannah]

I posted my Bachelorette bit about a girl being on a bachelorette with a girl named Stephanie and how it's a cult.

[Paige]

It's a. It is, though.

[Hannah]

Your other best friend is Stephanie. And I didn't say anything. I just put it out there, and if you guys take it that way, that's on you.

[Paige]

Stephanie literally said to the whole entire Bachelorette, she was like. And Paige's other best friend basically called me a Karen. And no, I'm having the most Monday est Monday.

[Hannah]

Well, you partied for four days post Bachelorette ever.

[Paige]

First of all, I'm red as a lobster.

[Hannah]

It'll turn tan.

[Paige]

I don't know how I even did this to myself. I'm usually so good with my sunscreen and reapplying, and I was just. Honestly, I was yapping too much. That, like, time got away from me.

[Hannah]

I forgot you were on bridesmaid duty. Like, you had shit to do. You weren't there to just, you know, apply sunscreen. You had to be at her beck and call.

[Paige]

No, truly, like, it is actually so hard to be a bridesmaid. I got these cute Little bags for all the girls. Like, stony clover bags. And I, like, shoved them a bunch, like, through pr. Like, put PR in all of them. And then we got, like, matching pajamas that were super cute.

[Hannah]

No, it looks so fun.

[Paige]

It was so fun. It's so funny. Like, actually, one of the girls said this on the bachelorette, and I really. I've only been on two bachelorette parties. Two is enough for me. Two is enough. I'm done. But one of the girls was like, I am just so happy. Like, I go on a lot of bachelorette parties and a lot of them are, like, about the guy. Like, you're holding a sign with the guy's face on it. They're, like, talking about the guy you're marrying.

[Hannah]

And.

[Paige]

And she was like. And I truly don't think we discussed men once this weekend. And I was, like, sitting there and I was like, wait, we literally have not talked about. Like, we've talked about men, but not, like, their actual significant others. Like, we truly didn't talk about Stephanie's future husband that much at all.

[Hannah]

It's a send off for the girls to just embrace. Like, this is the last time we're all together without you having to be like, my husband. My husband, the old ball and chain.

[Paige]

And it is funny to be that. I think also bachelorette parties are kind of. Even though it's about your friend getting married, it is kind of a reminder that people are in all different places in their lives. Like, the girls that were married, the girls that were engaged, the girls that were single, like, and to be able to, like, be like, oh, I'm not falling behind. I'm just like, at a different spot. I think it's like a good reminder.

[Hannah]

Everyone's a piece of popcorn and we all pop at different times.

[Paige]

So true.

[Hannah]

That's what Mel Robbins says. I mean, she didn't say that. She said, let them.

[Paige]

But again, I will say Miami is just so great for a bachelorette. It truly is it true.

[Hannah]

It truly is. Also another thing about talking about husbands, there's a really funny comic, Erica Rhodes, who said something about, like, if your friend talks about her husband too much, she's in a bad relationship. Like, the friends that rarely talk about their husband during a good relationship, like, if you know too much about her husband, it's either she's complaining about him all the time or, like, asking questions like, honestly, he shouldn't be a topic.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Once you're married, like, I don't want to talk about it. I want to talk about who's the situationship.

[Paige]

Yeah. Do you want to know what we did? Actually, like, a lot of. A lot of the majority of the girls were married or, like, about to get married. And we weren't even talking about their significant others. We were talking about, like, their ex acts like drama from like 3ex boyfriend.

[Hannah]

I love that because you're so not connected to it anymore.

[Paige]

Vintage. Vintage drama like that. I like thrift dating. I'm like, wait, and how old were you when this happened?

[Hannah]

You know, this morning I actually was, like, rubbing my face and. And my. My ring was, like, turned towards me and I accidentally scratched my face. So sometimes, like, being married to. Not all that.

[Paige]

Yeah, it's not.

[Hannah]

I did also get in a fight with DEZ because he. He wrote a book. He wrote a book called My dad was Nearly James Bond because his dad was like, this, like, hot actor who auditioned for James Bond once. And I never read the book. And he always gets mad at me that I never read the book. And I'm like, tell me about yourself. I'm not gonna research you. Like, tell it to me.

[Paige]

Right?

[Hannah]

But then I. I ordered it when he was gone.

[Paige]

That's so nice of you to support.

[Hannah]

No, I wanted to support a man in the arts to see what it's like over there. And then I started reading it, and he was like, yeah, it's all these, like, life lessons, all these important things that happened to me. And I was like, so I'm not in it? And he was like, yeah, I wrote it 15 years ago. And I'm like, so I'm not important to you?

[Paige]

So I'm not.

[Hannah]

So, like, I'm not reading a book about your life that isn't about how important I was in your life. I don't need to be gaslit.

[Paige]

Does it have stories of past relationships?

[Hannah]

I haven't read it yet.

[Paige]

Did you. Did. Wait, did you write about DEZ in our book?

[Hannah]

He's mentioned also, I noticed. Shout out your New York Times article. They did say Ms. Desorbo and Ms. Burner. Are they supposed to say Mrs. Burner because I'm married or it's Ms. Because I kept my last name?

[Paige]

I think it's Ms. Because you kept your last. I think Ms. Can be either or. So when, like, you don't know, you.

[Hannah]

Just put Ms. Also, Grace was laughing that the title of the New York Times article called you a millennial. And, like, didn't call her a millennial. She's a millennial. And he was. She was like, it's just very millennial. Again, why are we bringing agents to this New York?

[Paige]

Can I have a day? Can I have a literal day? Can I have a literal.

[Hannah]

I don't even need a day. I need eight hours. No.

[Paige]

I need eight hours of just not attacking me.

[Hannah]

No. So we always say that the M word is a slur, calling someone a millennial.

[Paige]

No, it truly is.

[Hannah]

The New York Times came for your. Look at this millennial doing a lot of stuff because she has a lot of years.

[Paige]

Look at this dumb bitch.

[Hannah]

No, it was a great article. Everyone should read it. And the, like, you were doing real, like, poses, like.

[Paige]

No, it was after that shoot that I bought my Hip Flex. Hip stretch.

[Hannah]

It was after that shoot that I tore my acl.

[Paige]

No, literally, I felt old.

[Hannah]

But Grace, if you didn't get the newsletter last week, it's because it didn't go out because Grace is on vacation and she didn't trust us with it.

[Paige]

I miss Grace.

[Hannah]

She's finally back. She literally texted us that she missed us so much because she thinks she has Stockholm syndrome, and that's the kind of relationship we want to have with our employees. No. Thank God. Grace is back. Everything felt off. I was questioning everything around me. I just felt off kilter.

[Paige]

I have two unpopular opinions that I said out loud at the Bachelor. Well, I said one of them out loud at the bachelorette party, and no one really agreed. And the second one.

[Hannah]

Oh, so you thought it was popular and then it wasn't. I love those.

[Paige]

No, I knew it was gonna be unpopular, but I just wanted to, like, take the temperature of the crowd.

[Hannah]

I love that you had a new crowd this weekend that you were, like, figuring out. You're like, okay, this audience is, you know, a little tight. You had a butter.

[Paige]

One of them is. Sometimes I think sleeping in my makeup makes my skin better.

[Hannah]

Yeah, you've been saying that. I saw that on, like, a clip somewhere, and I was like, let's stop with the misinformation online. There's enough fake news.

[Paige]

I think if you do it twice a quarter, not gonna kill you.

[Hannah]

Oh, obviously.

[Paige]

And my second unpopular opinion. Did I mean to, like, literally oven roast my body in Miami this weekend? I didn't. I wanted to be SPF queen, but you get going, you get drinking, you get talking, you literally forget. I actually think the sun. I haven't seen the sun in so many months. I needed that full weekend of vitamin D just blasting me.

[Hannah]

Wait, so what you're saying is multiple times a quarter?

[Paige]

Yes.

[Hannah]

You can do whatever the fudge you want. That's called balance. Also, the fact we're saying the word quarter is so funny.

[Paige]

I've been saying it a lot lately because you want to know what? People say it to me a lot. And I just recently, like, buckled down and figured out what they were talking.

[Hannah]

Yeah. People. I remember people like, well, in Q3, and you were like, what the fuck is Q3? What are we playing, Minecraft?

[Paige]

I'm like, when are those months again?

[Hannah]

Like, I know. I've been trying to understand things. I actually just posted a video and I wanted your thoughts. It's a hot take about tariffs. Are you familiar with the tariffs?

[Paige]

I am.

[Hannah]

How familiar are you the tariffs?

[Paige]

Well, I mean, don't quiz me on it, but I've. I've heard the term, so I.

[Hannah]

Yes, I heard the term too. And I. I think that there are things that should be tariffed.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Aren't being tariffed right now. These are the things that should actually be tariffed.

[Paige]

I just feel like. I just feel like we're so colonial right now.

[Hannah]

So it's so, again, vintage.

[Paige]

I mean, if there's a measles outbreak, what are we to do?

[Hannah]

Take us all out. So these are things that should actually be tariffed. Tell me if you agree. Labradoodles.

[Paige]

You hate a labradoodle.

[Hannah]

I don't like them because they have elbows. The long ones have elbows. They have arms. They look like they could, like, grab something. And they're inbred.

[Paige]

I.

[Hannah]

There's too many. There's too many.

[Paige]

I've met a couple doodles that I. I with.

[Hannah]

I like anything little, but the big ones, like, they also have beady eyes.

[Paige]

I have seen a couple on Tick Tock where I'm like, that's a human.

[Hannah]

That's a human in a dog suit.

[Paige]

Yeah. And that's scary. Okay.

[Hannah]

Okay, Next. Chamoy pickles.

[Paige]

I feel like they're out anyway.

[Hannah]

Okay. But, like, I feel like we should tariff them still.

[Paige]

Yeah. Tariff them.

[Hannah]

Are they out?

[Paige]

Shoot, I forgot. This isn't your ins and outs.

[Hannah]

Listen, this is about tariffing. This is an economic and whatever. This is econ. Okay.

[Paige]

Have you ever had a chimoy pickle?

[Hannah]

No, and I'm upset that I know what it is.

[Paige]

Wait, you don't like, like, sour candies?

[Hannah]

I do. I don't like spicy. I had an airhead before.

[Paige]

Oh, my God. I'm trying to think. We've never eaten, like, candy together.

[Hannah]

Because I'm a savory girl. I only eat cheeseburgers.

[Paige]

Yeah, you never like dessert with me. Ever.

[Hannah]

No. Des will dessert alone. Like, he will have his own girl dinner and have, like, ice cream and cookies and chocolate. And I'll sit there, and I'm like, I had chicken parmesan. I'm good. That's, like, the one of the least fun things about me.

[Paige]

Yeah, you'll sometimes have some ice cream, but then you get a tummy ache.

[Hannah]

Yeah. I mean, I'll dabble. I love a birthday cake. I do. Show the fuck up for a birthday. I'm first in line for a birthday cake. So if anyone talks bad about me, I support. I. I support birthdays. Pickleball equipment should be tariffed.

[Paige]

I think so as well.

[Hannah]

Viagra.

[Paige]

You're so against pickleball. Do you think anyone will ever be able to get you to play pickleball?

[Hannah]

No, I'm definitely. This is the thing. The second I start playing, I'm gonna get obsessed with it and, like, addicted. And you're gonna have to, like, I'm gonna want to quit Giggly Squad to go on the pickleball pro tour. Pickleball to me, is smoking cigarettes.

[Paige]

What if you were like, paige, I can't go on a giggly squad another Giggly Squad tour because I have to join the Olympic pickleball team.

[Hannah]

See, that's not even funny to me. That's just what my life's gonna be.

[Paige]

Yeah, I could see it.

[Hannah]

It's. It's literally why I don't do cocaine. Because I'm afraid I'm going to get on that court and, like, start feeling, like, confidence in myself I haven't felt since my college years and be like, this is what I was meant to do. And then my dad will be proud of me. And next thing you know, you're like, oh, I really like Tana's videos. Why did you make videos anymore? I'm competing in Germany.

[Paige]

No, that's.

[Hannah]

Okay. This, I'm very serious about. Viagra needs to be tariffed. I think if. If you can't get it up, that's the universe telling you you're done. Like, you're good. That's not your selection. Put it down. Leave it alone.

[Paige]

You know what's interesting? Like, I feel like, as women, we have so many. We're nuanced, we're multifaceted, we have layers. We have so many inside things with just other women that only women would really know. Like, our single female behavior that we don't want the men to know about. I feel like the men have, like, a certain number of those things as well. Not even close to ours. But one of those things, I think that like, the men only they know is like, Viagra. Did you know that you can get like basically a Viagra, like a gas station version of Viagra at like, gas stations?

[Hannah]

See, I saw those and I thought.

[Paige]

It was a bit like that's a real thing. And I think that more men take Viagra than they tell. Like, I feel like I've definitely slept with a guy where he was on Viagra and I didn't know. Like, I think it's one of those things that they keep really, like, hush hush. But I'm like, why tell us about it?

[Hannah]

It's so funny that, like, stuff like that's available at gas stations.

[Paige]

Like, that's how, like, I wonder, are they embarrassed? And it's also like, why are. Why do they need it at like a certain age? And like, what age did they start? Like, I think they were taking it more in their 20s than we think.

[Hannah]

What? You know, I did during my special, I was doing crowd work with a guy who said that he took a Viagra pill, like at noon the day of his wedding. And I was like, were you just standing at the altar like, like, hard?

[Paige]

No.

[Hannah]

Like what? And I guess because he. He wanted to have sex that night and he knew he was going to drink a lot. But like, I mean, yeah, like they're.

[Paige]

Self medicating because starting a whole conspiracy.

[Hannah]

I'm like, every man's addicted to Viagra. It's an epidemic, you guys.

[Paige]

I'm like, they love gambling and little blue pills.

[Hannah]

Wait, like, they have a supplier like you. I got my guy. I got my hookup. Yeah, let me get an eighth of Viagra.

[Paige]

Like, I literally think they were taking it. They're taking it more than we know. Someone needs to do an investigation.

[Hannah]

Oh, God. I just think, let nature take its course. It's not meant to be.

[Paige]

And more people need to let nature take its course.

[Hannah]

You know, that's like our motto for the day.

[Paige]

No, I think, wow, I needed that because that's what it. I now think about any mean commenter. And I'm gonna let nature take its course.

[Hannah]

Oh, I have a good mental health moment.

[Paige]

Oh, okay. I could use it.

[Hannah]

This is like something I've seen before for years. But I need to remind myself, your ego is not your amigo, Paige. Yeah, it's really important.

[Paige]

No, I feel like it is too.

[Hannah]

Cuz I feel like as girls, we're like, we want to be confident and we teach ourselves all this stuff. But then if you have too big of an ego. It hurts you.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

And sometimes I realize that I have to check. If I check my ego, all my problems go away. A lot of the times I'm frustrated is literally just my ego thinking I should be doing something or someone should have treated me a type of way. But if you just say that's, that's my ego and that's not my amigo.

[Paige]

It'S none of my business.

[Hannah]

It's none of my business, which goes back to our other theory, then nothing's our business.

[Paige]

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[Hannah]

Wait, you have to do something fun for her. Like you have to make her like a fun cat cake or something.

[Paige]

You know what? I think I'm gonna make her a tuna flavored martini tonight. I saw girls on TikTok just shaking up like a tuna flavored little drink.

[Hannah]

It's so. Can.

[Paige]

Can you please take a photo in a martini glass? And I think Daphne will do.

[Hannah]

You know what's a joy in my life? I'll never have a high of and feel good of again. I'll never reach this level of happiness. Did you have Mr. Softy as a kid?

[Paige]

Yeah, like at the ice cream truck. Wait, you want to know what? We didn't have Mr. Softy, but we had an ice cream truck.

[Hannah]

Did it make that song?

[Paige]

Okay, no, ours may. No, ours was It's a Small World.

[Hannah]

Not the same, but I guess similar genre.

[Paige]

And our lady had long brown curly hair. And I loved it. And I don't remember her name, but I always used to get two ice creams because my dad was obsessed, obsessed with me because I was the favorite and I could never choose.

[Hannah]

And he would eat it. He would end up eating it.

[Paige]

He would say, yeah, get whatever you want, Paige. My dad would come out and buy all the kids, all the neighborhood kids ice cream from the ice cream truck.

[Hannah]

So he was popular.

[Paige]

He was so popular. And now that I think about it, like, he would just take out a wad of cash from his back pocket. No rubber band, no wallet. Throw us a couple foods, fives, and.

[Hannah]

Just like, look, you're. You're mafia affiliated, and I don't judge you for that. And Page Six, if you're listening. It's a joke, okay? It's a joke. I do think with the ice cream trucks, though, like, it was pretty drug trafficking of them. Like, we'd all be playing in the yard and then they would do it, and obviously all the kids would be like, mommy, mommy, I need it, Mommy. And then they'd be like, what are you gonna do, make let your kid cry?

[Paige]

It was lit. Like, when you started to hear that sound, it was like, what's the procedure? Like, people just started kids.

[Hannah]

Out, literally tweaking, chucking themselves at the fence. Like.

[Paige]

And it's like, she can slow down. She sees you, like, getting crazy. Like, obviously you're coming to the truck. She's gonna wait for you. You know, like, what else. What the fuck else did she have to do?

[Hannah]

You turn into fucking zombies. That Are about to eat a brain. It got crazy. I would always get the strawberry shortcake thingy.

[Paige]

Oh, on a popsicle?

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

I would always get something with a gumball in it.

[Hannah]

Ew.

[Paige]

I know. That's why I also then always got an ice cream sandwich because I needed it. The chocolate to offset my gumball.

[Hannah]

And also they could have all these crazy colors, and you just, like, be playing for the rest of the day, and your. Your whole face is just blue, you know?

[Paige]

Makes me happy that you lived in the city and you still experienced the ice cream truck, because I feel like that's quite a suburban thing.

[Hannah]

Very different to what you experienced. Like, it was a different person every day in the truck. Like, we didn't. Different person and different shifts. They're very busy. There's a lot of different trucks going around, and they would stop everywhere all the time. They're all over the place. It was crazy. But thank you for that. I did have a little bit of a childhood.

[Paige]

I'm happy. No, I'm proud.

[Hannah]

Oh, did you hear there's a breast milk flavored ice cream?

[Paige]

That's unsettling.

[Hannah]

I think it's a promotional thing, but it definitely got me to click.

[Paige]

You know what? Question about breastfeeding. Not that you're gonna know.

[Hannah]

I won't. I literally was like, why am I saying yeah? Oh, yeah.

[Paige]

Okay. Like, say, like, I didn't say we had a baby at the same time. Okay. And I couldn't produce milk, but I wanted my child to be breastfed. Technically, you could breastfeed my child. Yes, because you're producing milk.

[Hannah]

I think back then, all the ladies would just, like, breastfeed each other's babies. Like, they'd just be a commune and they'd all.

[Paige]

Everyone helped out.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

And during COVID like, women couldn't get breast milk. And I remember seeing, like, on the Internet, people were, like, selling their breast milk and, like, all. And, like, giving it to people that didn't have any. Whatever. And I think there was, like, a shortage on formula, and they were really, like, freaking out. My question is.

[Hannah]

Oh, you've thought about this.

[Paige]

Yes, I've thought about this. And anybody. I'm just wondering why. It's not a thing. There's farmers markets all over. I don't expect, like, the big grocery stores to, like, be doing this, but I'm wondering why people. You can't just, like, go and buy organic. Obviously it's organic. It's coming from your body. But, like, why you can't just go buy breast milk for Your baby. Like, why is the option your own breast milk or formula? You know, why isn't there an in between for the moms who maybe want to breastfeed, but for whatever reason, can't or don't want to?

[Hannah]

Maybe because it's. It's really hard to make sure the breast milk is coming from a good.

[Paige]

Source, a good place. A good cow.

[Hannah]

Is it coming from a good place in there? Is it coming with love and honesty and truth?

[Paige]

Well, I mean, obviously, I haven't thought out all the details, but there would be some type of testing center. Like, you bring your breast milk in, it gets tested, it's deemed okay, and then it goes on the shelves.

[Hannah]

Yeah. I mean, so much breast milk, I feel like, gets thrown away or, like, is frozen. It doesn't get used. Actually, we don't know anything about breast.

[Paige]

Milk unless you only make enough for your own baby. But I don't know.

[Hannah]

I think some people over. I mean, some people breast milk breastfeed. It's kind of. It's kind of crazy that that's the only reason we have boobs, if you.

[Paige]

Really think about it. This was actually one of the topics on my Bachelorette. Like, are you gonna breastfeed? Yes. No. Why? Why not?

[Hannah]

That's intense.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

What kind of mother are you gonna be?

[Paige]

No. You want to know what? It was so nice hearing other people's perspectives on, like, yes or no, if they're going to. What their reasoning would be. Like, one girl said her reasoning would be she didn't want to because she feels like her boobs are, like, a very big part of her sexual relationship with her husband, and she was, like, nervous if it would get, like, taken out of that. And, like, they. Not that they, like, really rely on it, but, like, I. And I was like, wait. I totally get that logic.

[Hannah]

She's like, my man just likes me for my titties, and. And after that, I have nothing to bring to the table.

[Paige]

No. Well, I said, I can't relate whatsoever.

[Hannah]

You go look as if you. She's like, look. I looked at Paige, and I said, that's not the life I want to live.

[Paige]

I was like, I absolutely will be breastfeeding. I can't wait to get these puppies, like, big and see what they look like in tops.

[Hannah]

It is. I know a lot of my friends who don't have big boobs and then get boobs, and they, like, love their boobs when they're breastfeeding. Like, it's, like, very fun.

[Paige]

Yeah. I just, like, can't wait to see what they look like, you know?

[Hannah]

Me too.

[Paige]

I don't even know how we got.

[Hannah]

Here, but how did we get here? Um, I've been watching stuff.

[Paige]

What have you been watching?

[Hannah]

I watched all of Adolescence.

[Paige]

And what did you think?

[Hannah]

I thought it was amazing. The one shot thing stressed me the fuck out.

[Paige]

It's dark and twisted.

[Hannah]

It got me nervous because of I would mess up like, 40 minutes in. I would flub a line and be like, sorry, we gotta start over, guys.

[Paige]

Yeah. And that actor, the kid.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

That was his first acting role.

[Hannah]

That's insane. He was spectacular.

[Paige]

I feel like I've been hearing that more and more when people are talking about shows and they'll be like, and they never acted. Oh, hacks. She'd never acted before and she was like, saying it on an interview. And then I saw another thing, like, Cameron Diaz, her first, like, huge movie. The first role she ever got. She had never acted before.

[Hannah]

Wow. You know, I do think another mental health moment we could learn from this is. I think when you're a natural at something, like when you're meant to do something, you can just do it. And some people are just, like, really talented. Find what you're meant to do and then it feels easy.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

I also think acting is, like, you.

[Paige]

Just have to feel the role.

[Hannah]

Yeah. Just like, what's your motive? Figure out your character. That kid was amazing. But also, it really, like, if the Cameraman tripped, like, 55 minutes in, they'd have to start over. Like, I couldn't handle that. I couldn't handle that pressure. I would fold like a cheap beach chair.

[Paige]

Wait, speaking of, like, pop culture, we never talked about the girls going to the moon. Why didn't we talk about that?

[Hannah]

Well, Olivia Munn was like, this is insane. And I feel like. I feel like the news at first was like, ooh, she's talking bad. But then everyone kind of got behind her and was like, this is insane. It feels like a Real Housewives girls trip. It's like a random combination of women who are successful. Is Bethenny Frankel okay?

[Paige]

Katy Perry will launch space with a historic all female crew on blue origin rocket.

[Hannah]

The things women will do to get away from their husbands.

[Paige]

Gayle King.

[Hannah]

Gail, we need you on this Earth. We need you.

[Paige]

Here's the thing. I didn't know. Here's why. I'm, like, so confused. I thought that, like, when we went to the moon, it was like, one. I would assume. It costs, like, so much money to go to the moon.

[Hannah]

Yeah. Like, think how much an Uber costs? Like an Uber across town.

[Paige]

Like, when we were going to space, they were going up to space because they had to like, check something out or like, do a test or like, do a thing. I didn't know they were just like going and being like, stop. Like, I feel like that's this is.

[Hannah]

Some rich people shit that just want to feel something. They just want to feel something. Like they've done everything, everything on this earth and they're just like, is there more? But you'll never fill the empty hole in your heart. Continue.

[Paige]

When I was younger, the way that my mom would. My mom was very strict with me and so I wasn't like, allowed to do a lot of things. But now looking back, like, I was allowed to do age appropriate things. And she used to get me so mad because she would always say, like, if you do everything too soon, like, you. You'll have nothing to look forward to and you'll get bored and like, you need to wait to do certain things.

[Hannah]

Oh, I love that.

[Paige]

So, like, I mean, it would be very simple of like, she wouldn't let me sleep out like the night of prom. She's like, you're gonna have so many times where you sleep out. And boy, was she right. I really made up for it. But like, it was stuff like that. And like now as I'm in my 30s, like with like marriage and children and all that stuff, I'm like, oh, I still just have it to look forward to. Do you know what I mean? And like, I'm so happy I didn't do certain things before.

[Hannah]

You're so happy you haven't gone to the moon yet.

[Paige]

Yeah. So what I'm saying is I still have time. I'm not gonna blow my load. All in my 30s, I thought it.

[Hannah]

Was a bit, them all going, like, is it for charity? Is it sponsored by something? Are they all individually paying? Like, I have so many questions.

[Paige]

Yeah, there's so many logistical questions.

[Hannah]

Also when they get there, are they like, is it. Is it a reality show? Are they gonna be fighting with each other? Like, are they like, who gets which room in the spaceship?

[Paige]

I just have, like, I. And I've never had one, so I can't relate ever on any level. I don't have like an adrenaline seeking personality. So like, if there's even like a 1% chance I'm dying doing something, I'm not doing it. And I don't. I mean like getting on a plane, getting in a car, like, I mean, like outside of the normal Realm.

[Hannah]

We are the same. We wake up, anxiety hits us. Okay, I don't need to go on a roller coaster to feel scared. I feel scared just trying to function. When I wake up in the morning, we need things to dull.

[Paige]

When I put my passcode into my phone, I feel a rush. I'm like, oh, man. What are they saying?

[Hannah]

Downers. We need to scroll TikTok numb the cortisol levels. They're out through the roof. I want it filmed. I want to see what they're talking about. I want it live streamed. I want them to big brother this shit. That'll make it fun for us. I want it to be traitors on the moon.

[Paige]

But, you know, like, what. What have we done that, like, we're just. We need content now, People on the moon, we've run out of content.

[Hannah]

We've run out of content. Get ready with me to go to the moon. This is my TikTok dance for when you're on the moon. But it's also such an interesting group of people.

[Paige]

One of the quotes was like, this is the first time eyelash extensions will be in space.

[Hannah]

Just like.

[Paige]

I'm like, wait, that's so something I would say, but, like, be kidding, but get roasted for it.

[Hannah]

Like, also, do we feel bad for all the female astronauts who have, like, worked their asses off to become astronauts and then they don't. They're not getting talked about.

[Paige]

Well, those people that were, like, literally stuck in space for, like, three fucking months.

[Hannah]

I feel like women have been to space. Why are we acting like it's a big deal? Do you remember when they packed a hundred tampons for that girl who's going to space for, like, a week?

[Paige]

That was crazy. And, like, I hate to say this, like, I'm not even gonna say this, but, like, what if something happened?

[Hannah]

No, it's very scary.

[Paige]

Like, I. Yeah, I just can't. Oh, my God. Something happened to me on the Bachelorette that I just remembered. That's so funny. I'm in the middle of telling a story. I don't know what the story was, but I'm, like, into it. My hands are moving. They're going, like, I'm making point A, point B, point B, A. Like, I have things happening. One of the girls stops me and she goes, I'm sorry, I just need to stop you while you're telling this story. Your fingers are so long. And Stephanie's, like, right next to me. She goes, oh, yeah. Everybody always says that to her. Like, imagine.

[Hannah]

Imagine I paid her to say that to you. I'm like, can you. Whenever she starts talking, can you bring up the size of her fingers?

[Paige]

I was like, oh, yeah. Like, that's a thing. Then I didn't know if I should, like, put my hands down while I was telling the rest of the story.

[Hannah]

You just can't stop thinking about your own fingers. I hate that. But you also. Your nails don't help. Your nails make them look even longer.

[Paige]

Yeah, they look like talons.

[Hannah]

They're stunning.

[Paige]

I love them.

[Hannah]

They're beautiful. It's just you as a body positive girly.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

I have a size 10 fingers, so I. I can't relate to you.

[Paige]

Wait, the other thing, pop culture that we didn't talk about, that I wanted your opinion on, is. Is the Morgan Wallen walking off of the SNL set?

[Hannah]

Get me to God's Country.

[Paige]

Yes. Okay, so if you guys didn't hear, which I feel like everybody has already seen it, Morgan Wallen performed on snl. And at the end when they rolled the credits, usually all the actors, like, stay on the stage. They hug, they say, good job. All this stuff. Morgan, like, immediately walks off, like, while the camera's still on the right, past the camera, like, right into the camera. Then he tweets, get me back to God's country. And then it became, like, a whole trend. Whatever.

[Hannah]

And he's selling merch.

[Paige]

It was smart in my first, like, seeing it, like, I truly didn't think anything negative. I was like, oh. Maybe. He literally was like, oh, I'm done. Because I get. I was like, maybe he had anxiety and he was just like, oh, I. I finished it. I did it. It's over. Like, I don't know. I didn't know the camera was still going. And he just walked off. But then tweeting that afterward.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

I was like, oh, that's shady and messy. And so, like, did something happen?

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

What do you think?

[Hannah]

Well, I feel like some of the cast members chirped in on it, too. Chirped? Chimed in on it.

[Paige]

What did they say?

[Hannah]

I feel like they kind of were, like, confused also. But I also think it was just, like, good press for everyone because everyone's talking about it.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Like, it's become kind of like, because it's live, what's going to happen? Also, like, I don't know. I feel like SNL is such a. An honor to do. And like, Morgan Wallen, you gotta be a little grateful your ego's not your amigo.

[Paige]

No, your ego is truly not your amigo. I just, like, I Mean, I always say this, but, like, if, like, Tate McCrae did that, they'd be all over her. Like, the press would still be going on today on a Monday.

[Hannah]

Yeah. They'd be like, is. Is she hard to work with? Is she a diva? Is she gonna lose her sponsorships?

[Paige]

Yeah. Like, there's always so many TikTok videos of, like, I went up to this influencer, and she, like, didn't say hi back. And it's like, okay, well, maybe a caught her at a random moment. Like, there's never those about, like, men.

[Hannah]

This is the thing with men. They'll get called out like, he's a dick or, like, he's a fuckboy. And then it's kind of laughed off. And then he just continues doing what he's doing.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Where? Yeah. Like, I mean, Ashley Simpson got completely canceled.

[Paige]

Yes.

[Hannah]

When she made amazing music. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

[Paige]

Well, I think she got canceled because she was lip syncing. Singing. Did I see. Is it Lipis? I. Is. I never know. Is it lip singing or lip syncing?

[Hannah]

Lip syncing.

[Paige]

But I always want to say lip singing. But it's like, obviously you're singing with your lips. There was a wicked outbreak on my Bachelorette this week.

[Hannah]

An outbreak. Paige sends me a video of the girls singing Wicked. And I was just like, I don't know. Your enemies are out to get you this weekend. I don't know what to tell you.

[Paige]

I literally sat there at one point. Stephanie goes, you just quivered and winced in your chair, like, you're so embarrassed for us. And I was like, I'm not embarrassed for you guys. Like, if you love it. If you like it, I love it. But I could never.

[Hannah]

I'm jealous. I, first of all, love Wicked. I would have broken the song with them, but I'm jealous of girls who get joy from breaking into song together and, like, authentically lean in, like, with harmonies and shit. Like, you. I. Girls used to do that on the bus and stuff. And I was like that. I wish I could do that, but I can't. I'm too insecure.

[Paige]

I don't have. Yeah, I'm too insecure. I don't have the confidence to just start ever singing or dancing. I don't just. I have so many other qualities that I'm so grateful for and blessed with rhythm and holding a note. Not one of them.

[Hannah]

Also, let's be honest, though. Rhythm is a. You know, when it's subjective.

[Paige]

I was gonna say art is objective.

[Hannah]

It's artist objective. And once my therapist told me to dance off rhythm because it helps you like find awareness within your body and I was like, so just dance. That's what I do.

[Paige]

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[Hannah]

Hot take is April Fool's Cheugy.

[Paige]

I feel like there weren't. Yeah, yeah.

[Hannah]

I feel like April Fools is over. Like, I feel like because all the brands like took over it and it's like. Or people took it way too far. Like being like, I'm pregnant and then be like, April Fools. And people are like, what? That's not funny.

[Paige]

I actually didn't really see one April Fool's joke. I love that when we announced we were going to be on Jimmy Fallon.

[Hannah]

People really, we announced Jimmy Fallon and some haters were like, yeah, April Fool's. These girls would never be on Jimmy Fallon. They fucking suck. But no, yeah, it wasn't April Fools. We forgot that it was April Fools. One more thing about space.

[Paige]

Mm.

[Hannah]

Do you know Pluto got demoted?

[Paige]

Yeah, I knew that. That was a while ago.

[Hannah]

Yeah, but like, how did they tell Pluto? Like, do you ever think about that? Like, who called Pluto and was like.

[Paige]

Are you more interested in what's in space or what's underwater?

[Hannah]

Are you high right now?

[Paige]

No, but like, being at the ocean this weekend, like, a lot of girls were like, I like, don't fuck with the ocean. Like, I'm not going out there.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

And I was like, oh, that's interesting. I like, don't ever. I don't like, fear the ocean. But I'm not like, there's a certain point where I'm like, yeah, I'm not going further than this. That's crazy.

[Hannah]

I just saw a funny Justin Bieber video with actually Jimmy Fallon where Jimmy Fallon was like, what's your biggest fear? And just to be was like, sharks. And Jimmy Fallon was like, when would you run into a shark? And Justin Bieber goes, when I'm in the ocean, I'm more. Honestly, I'm interested in space because like, like galaxies, like, that's crazy. And like the fact that there's other earths and worlds on our earth, who knows? They're just like a. It's infinite. Like, that's crazy. And I like thinking about that because it reminds me that my life doesn't matter and I don't have to be stressed about anything because no one cares and we're just a blip in the world in, in the galaxy.

[Paige]

See, I'm more interested in underwater.

[Hannah]

See, I think underwater is not my business. Like, let them live. Let them do their thing.

[Paige]

The only thing I don't get is, like, the underwater is actually on Earth. Like, it. We live with it every day. And the fact that, like, the majority of it is not researched or, like, explored, I think is scary. It's scarier to me than space because space is like, it's not here. Like, we don't.

[Hannah]

My toxic trait is I feel like I could talk it out with an alien. Like, I'd be like, look, we're both trying to survive. Yeah, we're both trying to figure it out. I don't know what's going on. You don't know what's going on? Chill out. You can't do that with a fish.

[Paige]

I'm going to tell you something. I use chat GBT all the time.

[Hannah]

You love it. It's your new best friend.

[Paige]

No, it's my best friend. I'm like, let me just ask my chat. Like, she'll literally know. And I started saying thank you to it, like, after it would give me information.

[Hannah]

You're, like, wanted to like you.

[Paige]

Because I'm like, okay. If aliens ever come and they're like, okay, well, at least she was, like, really polite. I'm always like, thank you so much. Like, that was actually super helpful. Like, when I was getting my uti, I was like, just googling all. I was just asking chat all these things, and I'm like, do you think I have, like, something wrong with my kidneys? I don't feel like my back hurts.

[Hannah]

Well, people are now using ChatGPT as therapy and just, like, asking therapy questions.

[Paige]

I mean, at least you know you're not gonna be judged kind of smart. I mean, I, I, I love it. I'm always asking questions.

[Hannah]

And you know what? That shows a sign of intelligence. People who ask questions. That's what I heard. I question it.

[Paige]

Wait, I saw this TikTok that really changed the course of my life because I can still remember it days later. And it was saying how, like, our society hasn't, like, really caught up with, like, how we live. Like, really in the year 2025, men need marriage more than women. But, like, no one will admit that yet. Like, we're just like, the times haven't caught up with it because women truly needed men for, like, financial stability. Stability. But, like, because we don't need that anymore. Men benefit from us more because we're, like, more organized, more like, nurturing. Like, we help them make decisions, whatever.

[Hannah]

And we're making money too.

[Paige]

Right. But it was more a focus on, like, in this day and age, women are thinking about having children in a more, like, logical way.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

And also times, like, haven't caught up and that women, like, questioning motherhood is.

[Hannah]

A sign of intelligence.

[Paige]

Is a sign of intelligence.

[Hannah]

Tick tock. We're on the same algorithm.

[Paige]

A sign of intelligence because it's the only thing in life that is irreversible.

[Hannah]

Yes.

[Paige]

Like, once you have a baby, that's it. You're a mother. You had a baby.

[Hannah]

They basically said, if you question motherhood, you're sane and you're normal, because back then, you couldn't question it. So if you find yourself in this day and age being, like, a little nervous about motherhood, it's normal because it's fucking scary.

[Paige]

Like, Right. And it was saying how, like, you truly do mourn the person you were before.

[Hannah]

Yeah. That's why, like, I have been a lot of my comedy shows asking people if I should become a mother, and I do crowd work about it because I feel like it's not talked about. I think moms get. A lot of people think motherhood is, like, really negative because it's so easy for moms to, like, bond over, complaining. It's like, think about anything you do. You're not, like, going around talking about the positives. Like, you, like, Right. Making jokes. You're venting about the negative. So then it looks like motherhood is, like, so negative when it's not. And then people who do don't have kids like to lean in to the positivity of it because there's so much negativity towards that maybe. So it's just, like, a lot of weird.

[Paige]

Well, did you see the Chapel Roan thing?

[Hannah]

Oh, yeah. People are mad. Mad.

[Paige]

So Chapel Roan said on a podcast, like, anything I've heard about motherhood from my friends at 27 years old, is that, like, it's the worst? And people were livid. In her defense, like, she was talking about, like, her personal friends. She wasn't, like, saying, like, every woman I've ever met who had a baby, but all these women started posting, like, videos with their child being like, I love motherhood. And she's. And it was basically like, I'm not saying it's not good. Like, obviously it has good parts too. And also people having kids in, like, their late 20s, I'm sure it's so much harder.

[Hannah]

I feel like Chapel's not going to go on a podcast for a while. I feel like every time she speaks, something gets in the news.

[Paige]

Yeah. People are like, get mad.

[Hannah]

She likes to just, like, talk like she's normal. But you can't when you're that level of fame because everything you say will get taken and judged because I guess. Yep. Everyone's listening to what you're saying. It's scary. It's scary. But she is a damn good singer.

[Paige]

Yes, she is.

[Hannah]

I watched the first season of White Lotus. I caved. I finally did it.

[Paige]

What'd you think? I actually. The first season is probably like. No, people love the first. I'm just. My favorite season, second season.

[Hannah]

Okay, I'm gonna start that.

[Paige]

It's good. It's in Italy, so I'm currently trying.

[Hannah]

To avoid any spoilers about the third season.

[Paige]

Oh, well, then you can't go on TikTok.

[Hannah]

Nope. I'm not online right now. It's been quite peaceful.

[Paige]

It's funny that, like, because of TikTok, right when the show was over and I went on TikTok, like, it was already, like, things about the last episode, like, there's no wait time at all. Spoiler alert, Spoiler.

[Hannah]

But the good thing is things move so fast. In, like, three days, it'll be. It'll be out of the news cycle. What's the deal with Mike White? Wasn't he an. An actor?

[Paige]

No, he was a reality. He was on Survivor.

[Hannah]

Oh, wait, I don't know the lore. Wait, what is the lore behind Mike White? I'm fascinated.

[Paige]

He was on Survivor and people loved him. Like, he was a great.

[Hannah]

Like, I recognize his face.

[Paige]

And then he just went on to, like, write these. Amaze. This amazing show.

[Hannah]

I love when you can't put people in boxes. And I love people who went on reality TV and then do other great things.

[Paige]

I love a pivot a la cardi B.

[Hannah]

Yes, we love a pivot. But also, if I see another thing about Amylou Wood's teeth, I'm gonna lose it.

[Paige]

Mm.

[Hannah]

I'm gonna let the girl have her teeth.

[Paige]

Yeah. She's so British.

[Hannah]

Why is this the most interesting thing on the news right now? Is her. The fact that she. Her teeth aren't. That one girl doesn't have veneers. Why don't we talk about other people with veneers that shouldn't.

[Paige]

You know? What people aren't talking about is how all the whole. The cast as a whole was like, it Was really hard to come back to, like, normal life because they lived there for, like, however long it took to film. And, like, they almost, like, started to go a little crazy. Like, they couldn't differentiate. Like, one of the actors was saying, like, we'd be sitting at dinner and I'd be like, wait, am I myself or my character? Because, like, they were.

[Hannah]

Because they're also on vacation.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

I mean, they're working.

[Paige]

Isn't that such a mind wait?

[Hannah]

That's crazy. I love that they got to go to, like, a beautiful place and film. And it wasn't like.

[Paige]

Yeah. And they were saying, like, you get so dehydrated there that, like, you have one drink and you're drunk. Like, you have to drink so much water there.

[Hannah]

Sounds like the moon.

[Paige]

I wonder what it's like on the moon. What's the white hydration?

[Hannah]

I said ludus. What's the white lotus on the moon.

[Paige]

Episode gonna look like? I'm in my white luteus phase.

[Hannah]

I also watched the last show girl.

[Paige]

You did with Pamela Anderson. It's always gumming up on my prime, and I never click it. Was it good?

[Hannah]

Aesthetically, it was beautiful. She was amazing. Story wise. If I had to explain it without giving away any spoiler, spoiler alert. It's just about her being the last showgirl. It's kind of it.

[Paige]

Thank you for that, Hannah. Truly insightful.

[Hannah]

She's just like, this is me as the last showgirl. And then you watch her be the last showgirl.

[Paige]

Okay, cool. So we. You feel like it's. You could skip.

[Hannah]

You just have to kind of read the title and you get it.

[Paige]

Mm.

[Hannah]

I like Jamie Lee Curtis in it. There's just. There's nothing happens. But she's the last showgirl.

[Paige]

Awesome. I'm happy for her. There has to be someone to wrap it up.

[Hannah]

What are you watching?

[Paige]

I'm watching. I just watched. Yeah, I watched the season finale of 1923 with My Fake boyfriend. I'm like, obsessed with him. That's Brandon Skalner's in that. And then I'm watching Righteous Gemstones and then I'm watching the Pit. And now White Lotus is over. So, like, I'm down a show.

[Hannah]

Yeah, you're down.

[Paige]

Yeah, I'm down.

[Hannah]

I love how you have a full roster.

[Paige]

Oh, yeah, I have my shows.

[Hannah]

You have a show roster?

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Is the pit still good? People really like it.

[Paige]

Yeah. I might go over it now.

[Hannah]

Compared to Grey's Anatomy, what do you.

[Paige]

Like better in there's? It's. You can't hold the candle to Gray's Anatomy.

[Hannah]

Well, Meredith Gray. Is that her name?

[Paige]

Yep.

[Hannah]

She has a show out.

[Paige]

Yeah, but it's a. It's one of those shows about that.

[Hannah]

Support women in the arts right now.

[Paige]

No, I'm supporting. I'm supporting. I support her. I think she's great. She speaks a lot of truths for women. But the show is about that Natalia Grace, and that freaks me out, that whole story. I can't really watch another show about it.

[Hannah]

Oh, I didn't realize that it's a scripted drama.

[Paige]

Yeah, about, like, them adopting a girl and then, like, figuring out she's lying and, like, she tries to kill them, and, like, it's just. I can't do it. I'm not in the right mindset.

[Hannah]

But then Natalia Grace Lore was. Was she trying to kill them? Was she crazy? Or did they realize she was a little difficult, and they tried to make it like she was crazy to get rid of her?

[Paige]

It's just one of those cases where it's like, it's not. It's not my problem, and I really can't die.

[Hannah]

Like, it's.

[Paige]

It's too eerie for me. I need to stay away from that energy.

[Hannah]

It's above your pay grade.

[Paige]

It truly is. I really wish it would stop coming across my desk.

[Hannah]

Wait, did you get your pimple injected?

[Paige]

Okay, you know when I was really complaining about my skin and I just. My hormones were obviously all over the place because I wasn't getting my period, which I still haven't, but whatever. I was, like, trying to ride out my cystic pimples, and I always forget when I get a cystic pimple that you can literally just go to the dermatologist and get them injected.

[Hannah]

Wait, you were letting nature take its course?

[Paige]

I was trying to let nature take its course. And also, I was like, I can cure this. I'll be fine. And right when I called the dermatologist, she was like, why didn't you call me? Like, the day you felt it coming on, like, just come in and get it injected. And I feel like I need to remind the girls. Also, you can go into your dermatologist, and the nurse will just inject your cystic pimples with, like, a saline solution, and it's literally gone in 24 hours.

[Hannah]

I feel like once your pimple feels like it's, like, paying rent. Like, once it starts getting ahead on top of a head, like, once there's a family.

[Paige]

I mean, I had it for two weeks. I was like, please.

[Hannah]

There was, like, a. It Started getting a root, like in you get that shit.

[Paige]

I couldn't.

[Hannah]

You love that the girls love the girly, especially the influencers love posting their acne online more than anything.

[Paige]

It's just so. It's such a refresh, refreshing thing to say because there are so many days where I. You. Because you can't relate to this because you never break out and you always have good skin.

[Hannah]

Oh my God, thank you. I've been waiting for you to say that the whole podcast.

[Paige]

No, I've literally, In the almost 10 years that we've been friends, I think I've seen you have a pimple. I'm not kidding twice.

[Hannah]

But you know what? It's very dry and oily. But that's for another time.

[Paige]

It's for another day.

[Hannah]

It's for another day. But yeah, the girls, they like to post their pimples a la Alex. Earl. I saw you posted. I commented brave on yours.

[Paige]

Is it?

[Hannah]

Kind of. Is it because like sometimes it's exhausting to be hot all the time and you just want people to know that like you're a real one.

[Paige]

No. Sometimes I'll post. I'll have so many posts of like retouched professional photos.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

And I always think like, oh, there's a bunch of like 17 year old girls that follow me and I like want them to see my skin.

[Hannah]

Yeah. Not the 30 year olds though.

[Paige]

Well, yeah, them too, but also. But like they already know.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

I am not gonna add something else to their plate. I mean, come on, how much can they handle?

[Hannah]

Oh, God. Anyway, anywho, we're going on Fallon this week.

[Paige]

Yes. We have a lot of press this week.

[Hannah]

We're doing press for the book. Do you. You're doing your outfits tonight?

[Paige]

Yeah, I have a fitting tonight.

[Hannah]

Okay. I have some of my stuff. I'm excited to post photos, see what the gigglers think of the fits. And we're just so excited that the book's so close to being out. But if you pre order right now, you're basically gonna get it when it comes out. I feel like.

[Paige]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Hannah]

I don't know the rules. I might have made that up.

[Paige]

No, I feel like two day shipping is a real thing.

[Hannah]

Hell yeah. And I'm going to be in California this weekend. If you live near San Francisco or la, I am at casinos there being crazy at the casinos. And yeah. We love you guys. Thank you so much for giggling with us.

[Paige]

See ya.

[Hannah]

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[Paige]

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