Giggling about book press, tummy time, and mustaches

Summary

Giggly Squad Episode Summary: "Giggling about Book Press, Tummy Time, and Mustaches"

Release Date: April 22, 2025
Hosts: Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo
Podcast: Giggly Squad

In this lively episode of Giggly Squad, hosts Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo navigate through their bustling book press tour, share hilarious anecdotes about personal lives, and delve into quirky topics like adult tummy time and mustache musings. Their infectious humor and candid conversations provide listeners with an engaging glimpse into their experiences and personalities.

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1. Book Press Tour Adventures

Hannah and Paige kick off the episode by discussing their ongoing book press tour. The duo shares their excitement and the overwhelming positive reception they've received.

• Book Success:
  Hannah [03:01]: "If you haven't got it, I'm just saying it's number five in Amazon and all books, which is crazy because Amazon invented books."
  They humorously debate the origins of Amazon, with Hannah joking, "Jeff Bezos was a librarian." [03:10]

• Barnes & Noble Encounters:
  The hosts recount their experiences at Barnes & Noble, highlighting the unexpected fan interactions and the unique atmosphere during their signings.

  Paige [09:07]: "They were like, it's not our typical crowd."
  Hannah [10:07]: "What other coffee table books make you laugh?"
  They describe the challenges of signing thousands of books, with Hannah urging Paige to push through her hand cramps.
  Hannah [55:00]: "You're gonna sign this book, and you're gonna fucking suck it up." [55:00]

2. Navigating Personal Lives and Relationships

The conversation shifts to personal topics, including family dynamics and relationships, infused with their signature humor.

• Family Dinners:
  Hannah shares a touching yet funny story about cooking with her mother for Easter.
  Hannah [36:21]: "We have nothing left. The world's about to end. Can I learn how to make this?" [36:21]

• Relationship Bits:
  The hosts elaborate on "bits"—inside jokes and shared humor that strengthen their friendship. They humorously narrate how bits played a role in Hannah's engagement.
  Paige [70:25]: "He got down on one knee with the perfect princess cut diamond."
  Hannah [70:24]: "Life is just full of bits." [70:24]

3. Daily Struggles and Lifestyle Choices

Hannah and Paige delve into their everyday challenges, offering relatable content for listeners.

• Driving Anxiety:
  Hannah opens up about her anxiety surrounding getting a driver's license.
  Hannah [10:27]: "I'm picking up an emotional blockage."
  Paige [12:01]: "If you’re in the city, you jump on the subway."
  They discuss the importance of driving for personal independence, especially in the context of family and future responsibilities.

• Adult Tummy Time:
  Introducing a humorous take on wellness trends, Hannah explains the concept of adult tummy time.
  Hannah [43:09]: "There’s a thing going around called adult tummy time... good for your spine." [43:09]
  Paige [43:35]: "Sounds like something I’d be interested in."
  The segment is both informative and filled with their trademark jokes.

4. Fashion and Style Discussions

Fashion is a recurring theme, with both hosts expressing their unique styles and opinions.

• Press Tour Fashion:
  Hannah and Paige critique each other's outfits and share their fashion philosophies during press events.
  Paige [21:04]: "What did you say it was? Recession?"
  Hannah [22:05]: "If I'm going to work with a stylist, I want something I can't do on my own." [22:05]

• Photo Shoot Shenanigans:
  The duo reminisces about their daring photo shoot choices, including Hannah’s decision to forgo pants for a bold statement.
  Hannah [25:07]: "Do a photo shoot for nothing and then post the pictures."
  Paige [25:17]: "Maybe I could do it, like, for a birthday shoot."
  Their playful banter highlights their comfort in pushing fashion boundaries.

5. TV Experiences and Media Interactions

The hosts share their humorous encounters on morning television and their interactions with celebrities.

• Good Morning America:
  Hannah [08:13]: "I have no idea who she is, but we're like, what a sweet, sweet woman." [08:13]
  They recount meeting personalities like Melinda Gates and Michael Strahan, blending amusing misunderstandings with genuine moments.

• Today Show Antics:
  During their appearance on the Today Show, Hannah and Paige's improvisational comedy shines through.
  Hannah [46:11]: "We love talking about the Today Show."
  Paige [47:38]: "We’d be the anti morning show."
  Their candid and spontaneous interactions with the crew add a layer of authenticity to their media presence.

6. Handling Publicity and Social Media Challenges

Paige addresses challenges related to misinformation and public perception on social media.

• Fake Quotes Issue:
  Paige discusses the unsettling experience of seeing fake quotes attributed to her on TikTok.
  Paige [58:34]: "Sometimes you don’t realize, but you’re a trending topic right now." [58:34]
  Hannah [62:22]: "If anything I said, I didn’t say it." [62:22]
  They emphasize the importance of vigilance in the digital age and the impact of algorithms on public image.

7. Upcoming Projects and Announcements

As the episode wraps up, Hannah and Paige tease future endeavors and engage their audience with exclusive content.

• New Launch Announcement:
  Hannah [65:09]: "We have something we are dropping soon." [65:09]
  Paige [65:12]: "I'm so excited for that."
  They reveal plans for a new project, building anticipation among their listeners.

• Audiobook Excerpt:
  The episode concludes with an excerpt from their audiobook, delving deeper into their friendship dynamics and the philosophy behind "bits."
  Hannah [65:41]: "Humor is our secret sauce." [65:41]
  Paige [67:37]: "If you take your life too seriously, you will be afraid to put yourself out there."
  This segment encapsulates their approach to life and humor, encouraging listeners to embrace lightheartedness.

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Notable Quotes

• Hannah [03:01]: "If you haven't got it, I'm just saying it's number five in Amazon and all books, which is crazy because Amazon invented books."
• Paige [55:00]: "You're gonna sign this book, and you're gonna fucking suck it up."
• Hannah [43:09]: "There’s a thing going around called adult tummy time... good for your spine."
• Paige [70:25]: "He got down on one knee with the perfect princess cut diamond."
• Hannah [62:22]: "If anything I said, I didn’t say it."

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Conclusion

In "Giggling about Book Press, Tummy Time, and Mustaches," Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo offer a delightful blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and honest conversations. Their ability to laugh at themselves while tackling both lighthearted and profound topics makes this episode a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike. Whether they're navigating the highs of a successful book launch or the quirks of daily life, the Giggly Squad maintains its signature charm and relatability throughout.

Transcript

[Hannah Burner]

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[Paige DeSorbo]

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[Hannah Burner]

Sup, gigglers? Gary, fix your WI fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, my gilded Age Gigglers? We read now. We read like when was the Gilded Age? Too much, too many questions. Yeah, what the hell?

[Paige DeSorbo]

It's a Monday.

[Hannah Burner]

That was crazy.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I thought you were talking about the TV show.

[Hannah Burner]

I kind of was, but I was trying to reference our book that the.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Girls are reading like it's the only other activity. The girls are reading like the Internet is out.

[Hannah Burner]

Girl. The girls, by the way, have been tagging us. It's so funny. Who's Paige and Hannah coded like the page coded.

[Paige DeSorbo]

No Hannah. It's hilarious. The page coded book tags. There's flowers in the background. It's a static. There's a candle lit. Like there's a Chanel is in it. Yeah, like the Hannah's are like, here's my dog and my cup of coffee and I got the book, guys.

[Hannah Burner]

And the dog is eating the book.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah, this is so Hannah.

[Hannah Burner]

And also the Hannah coded ones. They go crazy with the fonts on Insta Stories. They're wild with the fonts. The page fonts are the little, cute.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Tiny, adorable one Girl was, like, bedazzling her book, and I was just like, oh, it's stunning, you guys.

[Hannah Burner]

The response from the book has been fucking insane. If you haven't got it, I'm just saying it's number five in Amazon and all books, which is crazy because Amazon invented books.

[Paige DeSorbo]

No.

[Hannah Burner]

So books originated in the Gilded Age from Amazon.com.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I feel like the kids don't know that enough. Like, I don't think there's enough Gen Z that know that Amazon started as, like, that's where you got your textbook books.

[Hannah Burner]

Jeff Bezos was a librarian.

[Paige DeSorbo]

No, it's crazy. Now he looks like Vin Diesel.

[Hannah Burner]

Vin Diesel. If it got put in the microwave, I'm allowed to shit on Jeff Bezos.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I feel like, yeah, why can't you?

[Hannah Burner]

I'm allowed to shit on all the billionaires that are trying to, like, look like Justin Bieber now. I mean, pre. Not Justin Bieber now, but, like, Mark Zuckerberg, who looks like he's dropping an album.

[Paige DeSorbo]

You know why we need to become billionaires?

[Hannah Burner]

Why?

[Paige DeSorbo]

I mean, a plethora.

[Hannah Burner]

You have to sell a couple more books.

[Paige DeSorbo]

A plethora of reasons, but I think that we would be, like, the world's first billionaires that, like. Well, no, I feel like Melinda Gates does, like, a lot of really good stuff, but, like, I feel like we would be the first billionaires to just be, like, improving our sleep situation, you know, like, you know, like, we're spending money where, like. Where, like, it really counts to us.

[Hannah Burner]

And then when we got our mattress firm deal, we went off.

[Paige DeSorbo]

No, I've never been inside of a mattress firm more than when they were like, let's work together. I was like, let's post up. I went, like, four times to try out beds because I literally couldn't make my mind up. And then I got one, and I slept on it for, like, four nights. And I was like, switch it out. And, like, I mean, I worked with them, you know, like, we were texting.

[Hannah Burner]

No, your mattress. Like, people who sleep well don't murder people. You know, the Legally Blonde quote.

[Paige DeSorbo]

And not to sound like a lady of the night, but, like, I've gotten so many compliments on my mattress.

[Hannah Burner]

Oh, my God.

[Paige DeSorbo]

You know, it's just like. I'm like. I think it's the whole. When someone says that to me, I'm like, I'm going to Be honest. Thank you for that compliment. I love that. But I think it's the whole ambiance and you're actually selling it short. My room is calm. Like, it is very important to me that my bedroom has nothing to do with my outside life. So like, I will not allow the.

[Hannah Burner]

Chaos and the bad energy of my life to get into my bedroom that I bring into my bedroom.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I almost need to like hypnotize myself when I walk into my room to be like this.

[Hannah Burner]

You don't talk enough about how like you realize you're the one that brought bad energy to your own function. You're sitting there alone and you were like, what's with the negative energy?

[Paige DeSorbo]

And it's just me and Daphne. And I'm like, do you feel that? Wait. One thing I I learned this week about Daphne is I truly did birth this freaking cat. Because when we're laying on the couch together, she's like fine. Like she's on the ground sometimes, sometimes she's on the couc couch, but she's not ever snuggling with me on the couch. Like it's our own separate time. Yeah, recently when we've been getting in the bed, she's been getting like jacked up. Like I've been getting in bed earlier this past week because we had to get up so, so much earlier. And every time I got in at like 8 o'clock, she's snuggling like she's on my head, she's on my chest. She's like, this is so fun. And I'm just like, the fact that I realized this week that you love the bed.

[Hannah Burner]

Well, the funniest thing was we had to wake up at like 7am for something. And you said Daphne literally looked at you and was like, no, no, I'm not moving.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I turned the lights on and it was as if I had like stolen her kittens because she gave me. She opened one eye, looked at me and was like, are you fucking serious? Like, turn the light off. Like, Mom. I knew that's what she was saying to me. Like, turn the light off, you idiot.

[Hannah Burner]

I was really busy last night running around and air puking and I need my full sleep. But oh, the all the gigglers posting their pets in the background with their book is literally giving me life. And I'm judging everyone's nails in a good way. Cuz you know, I'm like obsessed with people's nails. I'm like, cute, love and then people's rug. Some girls out here have a cute ass Rug? Well, cuz they're doing, like their rug with their little coffee table. I'm obsessed now.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Well, you got to thank the pages.

[Hannah Burner]

Thank you to the pages.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Okay. For keeping your story viewing aesthetic. Well, I think it's a tough job.

[Hannah Burner]

What we did accidentally with the book is that it's a coffee table book. That is funny. What. What other coffee table books make you laugh? Most of them give me fomo. I'm like, I wish I was on the Amalfi coast right now.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah, that's so true. What's like, one takeaway from the book tour that you were just, like, so.

[Hannah Burner]

Crazy that people have said to us.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah. Or like, what was your favorite part? Or like, what was something that you were like, this is cool.

[Hannah Burner]

I did have fun on Good Morning America.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah, it's.

[Hannah Burner]

It's so funny. I have so much fun when you don't. There's a pattern here. No, but I walked into Good Morning America. Melinda Gates waves at us. We have no idea who she is, but we're like, what a sweet, sweet woman. We like her vibe. We wave back. And then I see Gino, who just won UConn's women's basketball NCAA championship. So I'm like, gino, I love you. You're like, who are you yelling?

[Paige DeSorbo]

I feel like you talk to so many people at Good Morning America. And I was.

[Hannah Burner]

I work at Good Morning.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I was like, who is that?

[Hannah Burner]

Then Michael Strahan was there, and I was like, we love you, Michael.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Wait, I saw a video of that, and I didn't even see him walk by because me and Lara were in, like, such a deep convo.

[Hannah Burner]

Yes.

You guys were gossiping. I see Michael Strahan and I say, michael, obsessed with you. He turns away. But then I realized from the other camera, he goes, love you ass too. So I was making friends with everyone that day.

[Paige DeSorbo]

You truly were.

[Hannah Burner]

And that made me really happy. And then meeting the Gigglers has been so fun. That one girl was like, can I do the worm in Barnes and Nobles? And Barnes and Nobles is like, we're gonna have to ask you guys to leave.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah. They were like, it's not our typical crowd.

[Hannah Burner]

No. People thought there was a Sephora sale going on at Barnes and Nobles.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Me, I literally got out of. I was driving by Barnes and Noble and, like, if you see a line of girls and, like, you can tell what kind of girls. Like, I immediately am like, oh, sample sale today.

[Hannah Burner]

Like, I want girls with taste and her in the know and well read.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I was like, I wonder what like, like spaces right there that there's like all these girls. And I was like, it's a lot of girls. It's got to be like a reformation sale or something. The are lining up for aloe yoga. And then when I got out of the car and it was for us, I was like, there's just no way. I was like, guys, I thought it was a sample sale.

[Hannah Burner]

You know, I used to hang out at Barnes and Nobles after school, like in midtown. That's like what the kids did.

[Paige DeSorbo]

You just like, no way.

[Hannah Burner]

You sit on in like between an aisle and like, get a magazine.

[Paige DeSorbo]

That is so emo. That's so New York City emo.

[Hannah Burner]

And it wasn't like in a mall. It was just a random Barnes and Noble on the corner. But then you'd get a Starbucks and you that. What was better than that? What was better than your $8 Starbucks? And you always got the most unhealthy one that you're gonna your pants immediately. But you're like, yeah, I got the vanilla, strawberry, extra fudge.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I feel you missed that, like, part of childhood.

[Hannah Burner]

What were you. Oh, you were modeling.

[Paige DeSorbo]

No, I mean, like, we weren't like, we couldn't just, like, go places by ourselves. We couldn't drive.

[Hannah Burner]

No. New York was crazy and we were allowed to do anything except drive. And to this day, I can't drive. I realize there's a lot of New Yorkers that can't drive. Me, Ashley, Gavin, who's so many. Michael Che. Can't. I think we have to all unite because I'm past the point of, like, getting my driver's license. License. I now have, like, an emotional blockage. Like. Yeah, actually, I need. This is a psa. Are there any gigglers that work at the dmv? Because I don't want you to cheat.

[Paige DeSorbo]

For me, but I just need you.

[Hannah Burner]

To, like, hold my hand.

[Paige DeSorbo]

This is borderline illegal.

[Hannah Burner]

Is this. Am I extorting the giggle?

[Paige DeSorbo]

This is literally bribing a public official.

[Hannah Burner]

Don't tell anyone I said this. This is between us. But I just want to giggler in the vicinity while I do it to make me feel calmer. Cuz I feel like when I get in the car with them, they're rooting against you. And I don't like that energy.

[Paige DeSorbo]

If a giggler can tell me about my vagina, I think a giggler can help us get you a license, you know?

[Hannah Burner]

Look, I don't want to cheat, but I would like some support.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah, look, I have a question. When it comes to driving Like, I don't. I truly don't think that you have to ever get your driver's license if you plan on living in New York City for the rest of your life. Like, I really problem.

[Hannah Burner]

My parents are on Long island if I want to see them. Also, if I have children and I want them to go to soccer practice, like, I need.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Totally. But, like, if you're in the city, you jump on the subway, you get in a car. If you're going out to Long island, like, unless Uber goes away. But like I said, you're enabling.

[Hannah Burner]

You're enabling my bad behavior.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Okay? I'm not trying to.

[Hannah Burner]

Am I good for the environment? Yes. Yeah, we don't talk about that.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Is your carbon footprint 00?

[Hannah Burner]

No one talks about it. No one talks about it.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I'm out here doing hairspray campaigns, and it's not driving.

[Hannah Burner]

Okay, here's the reason the ozone layer is broken.

[Paige DeSorbo]

We even each other out. Okay? My only question is. And I. Maybe this is just how my brain is wired. I think about living in New York City a lot in terms of, like, if something were to happen because we live in such a targeted city, everything runs in New York City. If something happened in New York City where we had to get out, like, we had to get out quick, or, like, you had to jump in a car and, like, at some point, someone was like, you have to drive in that situation, do you think about that? Like, oh, what if something happened? Would I be able to. Like, do you think in that situation you'd be able to do it? And if the answer is yes, then I don't think you ever need a license. And if the answer is no, I.

[Hannah Burner]

Think, well, shout out to all the people who have their license right now. But, like. Like, my grandpa didn't want to bring him up. My grandpa was 92. Out here in these streets, violin. Like, I was gonna report that, man. I was like, how does he have a license?

[Paige DeSorbo]

Probably shouldn't have been.

[Hannah Burner]

No, there's people who should not have licenses that have licenses.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Totally.

[Hannah Burner]

And for people who remember. Who remember the past, I did pass it at one point, except I hit the curb at the end and my dad didn't approve. Whatever. Long story short, it expired. But I do think that I get really bad anxiety, and I. I envision myself failing. I have no positive self talk with it.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Mm.

[Hannah Burner]

And I just. I'm. I don't know what to do, but I think I have to get it this summer.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Okay. So it's a summer goal. You didn't Answer the question, though. In a time of crisis, would you be able to drive us over the George Washington? My. Both my legs are broken and my hand, and I lost my hands.

[Hannah Burner]

Okay, so in college in Wisconsin, where everyone drives, my teammate got out of the car to drop something off, and I was just sitting in the car, and a cop pulled over and was like, hey, you have to move your vehicle.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Oh.

[Hannah Burner]

And I looked at him and I was like.

[Paige DeSorbo]

And you're like, I'm a statue, essentially.

[Hannah Burner]

I can't. And he's like, why? And I was like, I. I, I. But I was, like, too embarrassed to say it. And we had this very. I thought I was gonna get arrested. I was like, I'm a baby.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah, no, literally, that's what you said. You're like a cute little baby.

[Hannah Burner]

I don't know. And then I got my permit once, and I was with a bunch of, like, important adults, and they needed me to drive something, and I, like, pretended that I could drive, but I was so scared and.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Did you drive?

[Hannah Burner]

Yeah, but it was Shelter island, so there's, like, not one stop light.

[Paige DeSorbo]

So you could do it?

[Hannah Burner]

Yeah, I could do it. But, like, if you were like, okay, Hannah, if you mess up this parallel park, everyone in your family dies. My whole family's dead. Like, they're gone.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Okay, I'm going to tell you something. I've never parallel parked once in my life. I parallel parked once on my road test when I was 16 and I'm 30. Do I. I fudged it up, and he was like, you're fine. I know, but you didn't hit the curb.

[Hannah Burner]

You didn't hit the curb. Okay, good.

[Paige DeSorbo]

But I wasn't close to the curb. I was. I was a problem in the opposite way.

[Hannah Burner]

You got. I was in the street problem.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I was in the middle of the street. I was like, this is fine.

[Hannah Burner]

Wait, so technically, you don't even have to do it. You could be like, just deduct the points. I didn't hit the curb because I didn't move the car. Can we move on?

[Paige DeSorbo]

No, you have to do it.

[Hannah Burner]

I shouldn't be trying to get around it. This is not good. I will learn, but I have to take lessons. So that's you guys. Your ego is not your amigo.

[Paige DeSorbo]

No.

[Hannah Burner]

And that's where I'm at right now.

[Paige DeSorbo]

That's where we're at.

[Hannah Burner]

I'm fighting the good fight, emotionally.

[Paige DeSorbo]

One thing I wanted to bring up, because I was watching Righteous Gemstones, which.

[Hannah Burner]

Is really get into it.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Well, this is the Last season. So it's like, it's fine. But some. An actress that people I feel like don't talk about enough. That's hilarious. Is Megan Mulally.

[Hannah Burner]

Who is that? I'm googling her right now.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Okay. She was in. Did you ever watch what a good name. Will and Grace.

[Hannah Burner]

Oh, yeah, she's Karen.

[Paige DeSorbo]

She was Karen and Will and Grace.

[Hannah Burner]

Yeah. She has the best voice ever.

[Paige DeSorbo]

And she's in this season of gemstones. And like, every time I see her pop up in something, like she's in Parks and Recreation a lot. Like, her husband is like the main. One of the main guys in parks.

[Hannah Burner]

So her husband is Nick Offerman.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yes.

[Hannah Burner]

Got it.

[Paige DeSorbo]

And sometimes he would. She would go on Parks and Rec and like, play his ex wife even though they were like, married in real life. She's just so funny. And I truly don't feel like people give her enough of flowers. Like, she's just as iconic as anyone else in that. In her, like, of her peers. But, like, I feel like no one ever talks about her. And so I just awareness to her.

[Hannah Burner]

That show was incredible. And also I feel like made serious moves for the gay community.

[Paige DeSorbo]

No, I actually re watched Will and Grace, like, start to finish, like a year ago. It's such a good sitcom. Like, I could like, it's so funny now. I couldn't imagine how funny it was when it was on TV like that early 2000s.

[Hannah Burner]

Yeah. So last week we're doing all this book press and Paige looks at me and she goes, that's weird. You don't have any gays on your team. And I was like, well, the gays are in high demand and the best gays are currently busy right now. And she's like, explains a lot and walks away. You have two gays on your team.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah, but when Lucio comes, then it's like, I have three gays.

[Hannah Burner]

Lucio's three.

[Paige DeSorbo]

And so it was just an observation because I saw my gaze huddled and chatting and I'm like, the best gossip is probably happening in that. In that, like, little circle right now. But I lit. But I'm working. I can't even go over to see, like, what they're chatting about. And as I turned and looked at Hannah, I was like, oh, she's by all women. Which, like, I'm also all women team too. But, like, I just made the observation, like, oh, you don't have any gays.

[Hannah Burner]

I love how you're like, I have all women, even though there's multiple male gays. But you're like. But it's all women. It's an all team. Well, there's no straight men in the vicinity. I would say there's probably women on my team who've made out with girls before.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Okay.

[Hannah Burner]

But it doesn't count. It. No, it doesn't count the same.

[Paige DeSorbo]

So we're just gonna get you some gays.

[Hannah Burner]

Well, we were in Fallon and we were trying to think of, like, good stories to tell. And you wanted to tell the story about how Radio City they wanted. They asked us if we could come out from the stage. The stage. But it was gonna cost $8,000. And I was like, who the fuck do you think we are? What's the name of the gay magician? And I looked at one of your gays and he was like, why are you looking at me? I was like. And he goes, are you talking about Liberace? Who's a musician, not a magician?

[Paige DeSorbo]

He was like, first, that was targeted. And second, I knew that you got it wrong. And here's the answer.

[Hannah Burner]

He goes, that was a hate crime. This is actually what you wanted to hear.

[Paige DeSorbo]

And then he helped you out at the end because that's how the gays are. They'll read you, but then help.

[Hannah Burner]

So anyway, I am in the lookout for a gay on my team. I just.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I think it's important.

[Hannah Burner]

Blakely Thornton is one of my best friends, but he's very busy and I'm busy. He's busy. He texts me sometimes, ideas about my career, but I wouldn't say he's fully on the team. So that's something I will work on. What is. Wait, I didn't ask you. What is. What's your favorite moment from the book press tour so far? What's your Rosenthorne?

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah, what's my Rosenthorne? I've been obsessed with my looks. There was one day.

[Hannah Burner]

That's your answer always. I did like my outfit.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I did. Cuz it is the first thing. I'm authentic. It's the first thing that pops into my head.

[Hannah Burner]

8:00Am When Paige likes her outfit, she's gleaming. I'm like, what are you so happy about?

[Paige DeSorbo]

And she's like, the outfit, it's actually so bad. Like, my whole mood is based on how I look. And I should really deal with that in therapy. Like, dive into it. It's not good, but it helps.

[Hannah Burner]

You also look good. Because if you don't look good, you want to off.

[Paige DeSorbo]

You don't play good, you don't look good, you don't play good.

[Hannah Burner]

Yep.

[Paige DeSorbo]

And some would argue it's not just, like, looking good every day. It's looking good on, like, Good Morning America. Like, it's stressful, you know, See, I'm.

[Hannah Burner]

Taking risks, and when I. You are nail it. I say you have to take a risk.

[Paige DeSorbo]

And no, here's what people don't know about you, Hannah. And I'm here to, like, say it as a fashion icon, because I think that you are entering fashion icon territory. You have fun. You. If you. You really want to be, like, a Julia Fox type, but you're like, it's really not my brand. So you go as far as you can go and feel comfortable and, like, you're giving vibes. You're not giving, like, Anna Wintour. Like, she put this together. You're giving, like, generation. Like, people will look back and be like, what was going on fiscally?

[Hannah Burner]

It was a recession. It's giving recession.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I feel like I keep getting those tiktoks, like, recession indicators.

[Hannah Burner]

Hannah in fake glasses. Every Hannah in Good Morning America in a sweater set.

[Paige DeSorbo]

There is a recession approaching. Hannah Burner wore lilac on morning tv.

[Hannah Burner]

My thing is, if I'm going to work with a stylist, I want to put together something that I can't do on my own and I can't buy on my own.

[Paige DeSorbo]

And, like, you know, my favorite looks from this whole press tour of yours was when we went to Glamour magazine.

[Hannah Burner]

Oh, my God. Wait, I don't. You guys know I'm really good, and I never go in the comments. Giggly squad posted one of the videos. We got on the wrong side of something. People were mad.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Why?

[Hannah Burner]

They literally were like, hannah needs to burn it. Hannah.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Wait, are you kidding? Okay, here's the thing. You're mad at me for. Glamour was very New York City coded.

[Hannah Burner]

Thank you.

[Paige DeSorbo]

So, like, so I don't. So. Yes. You're gonna get a lot of hate from O.

[Hannah Burner]

Thank you.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Okay. And I'm here to let you.

[Hannah Burner]

I love how you go. Let me. As someone who's been through that, let.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Me hold your hand when I say this. You don't want them to get it. Okay. You don't want them to say, great outfit.

[Hannah Burner]

And I do have to say, I think the page coded girls are. Are appreciating the work, the art.

[Paige DeSorbo]

The page coded girls can appreciate the effort, the vision, and the risk.

[Hannah Burner]

Yes.

[Paige DeSorbo]

You know, like, these girls are out here with bangs, and it's about to be summer. We like a risk, you know, like, we're not stable.

[Hannah Burner]

Are you keeping the bangs for summer?

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah. I love my Bangs you do.

[Hannah Burner]

I kind of want you one day. This might something. You might have to be really going through something which you have, but that's. That could come on you to cut really short one.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Short ones. Oh, yeah. You're always out to sabotage.

[Hannah Burner]

But maybe they're fake. Like, just for a photo shoot.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Maybe I could do, like, I. You know what I want to do. Like, I've always wanted to do it, but I feel like, honestly, the reason I haven't is because I am scared people are gonna be like, oh, my God, enough with her. But I want to do.

[Hannah Burner]

Society is always this close to that with women. I feel like if she posts one more thing.

[Paige DeSorbo]

One more thing. If I. If I accomplish one more thing and I'm. I'm actually done for.

[Hannah Burner]

You can't quote a babe. No, I literally. Also, it's not like you're like, you got out of a relationship, like, let her live.

[Paige DeSorbo]

No, like, literally, women get out of a relationship, and they're like, and I'll be president. I'm literally running for office. Wait, now what was I gonna freaking say? Oh, you were.

[Hannah Burner]

Wait, rewind it, Grace. Rewind it. You were gonna say. I wasn't listening to you. I wasn't listening to you.

[Paige DeSorbo]

No, you never listened.

[Hannah Burner]

No, I've never listened to you Once.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Shoot. It'll come back.

[Hannah Burner]

Oh, you were saying at a photo shoot.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Oh, yeah, I want to, like, recreate some of Audrey Hepburn's, like, most iconic looks and, like, do a photo shoot and, like. But. But I was like, what? I'm just gonna, like, do this photo shoot for nothing and then post the pictures, and people will be like, okay, for what?

[Hannah Burner]

Well, I think you do the photo shoot and then you keep it for, like, some press that comes and then go, like, I have. I have the.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah. Could it just, like, be fun?

[Hannah Burner]

Like, what, you just do an Audrey Hepburn calendar? That's what they used to do back in the Gilded Age. They would do calendars, like, for firefighters.

[Paige DeSorbo]

And, like, I'll mail it to my boyfriend.

[Hannah Burner]

Yes, that's what you do. And your mom. Yeah, no, maybe I'll do it for.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Like, a birthday shoot or something.

[Hannah Burner]

You with a pixie cut is going to change the world. You just don't know it yet, but it's fine. I just think I'm a. Like, as your best friend. I have a vision. I have a vision. And, like. But I can't force you to do things.

[Grace]

Right.

[Paige DeSorbo]

That's so true. No, we know that I have to do things on my own time.

[Hannah Burner]

Yes. Also with the photo shoots, though, and I don't know if you feel this too, but, like, you kind of feel like you have to keep outdoing yourself.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Totally.

[Hannah Burner]

So, like, that's why I wore no pants. I know why Playboy happens.

[Paige DeSorbo]

You were like, if Paige can put a tie on and act like she thought of it, like, I can take my pants off.

[Hannah Burner]

I think it actually wasn't planned. It was like, I put on the top, and then you were literally mid.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Getting dressed, and you're like, whatever, just do, like, one like this. I know you.

[Hannah Burner]

I literally was like, is this giving cunt? I was like, you guys, is this giving con.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Here's the other thing. Here's the other thing that I don't. That people wouldn't necessarily know. Especially, like, if you don't live in New York City and you. If you were one of the people that don't live in New York City and you didn't like Hannah's glamour outfits. Oh, raise your hand. I'm just taking a poll.

[Hannah Burner]

Show yourselves. Show yourselves. Stand up. Go to the back of the class. Turn around, forehead to the chalkboard. You're under arrest.

[Paige DeSorbo]

What I need you guys to also know is Hannah is so creative. So, like, even at a photo shoot, you're coming up with, like, creative visions. You're like, what if we did this? What if we hung from that? And, like, three out of every 10 ideas are, like, usable, but you're coming up with them. You know? Like, you're. So when you're at a photo shoot and you're like, oh, let's just, like, try it with no pants. I know what was happening behind the scenes there.

[Hannah Burner]

Well, that is so true. That is how I play this game of life. I'm failing, failing, failing, failing. One strike skull. This is what they say. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah.

[Hannah Burner]

Every now and then, I would classify.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Us as blind squirrels.

[Hannah Burner]

I. We're just two blind squirrels trying to find some nuts.

[Paige DeSorbo]

No. Hannah's literally got me on Calteen bars. Actually, there's always a peanut butter bar at somewhere in the vicinity. And if there's not, Grace is on her way to get a peanut butter bar.

[Hannah Burner]

Okay? So we're obsessed with the peanut butter bars at Starbucks, which is, like a full meal.

[Paige DeSorbo]

The perfect bar is perfect, Perfect bars.

[Hannah Burner]

And I was about to do one of the signings, and I was like, grace, I need a peanut butter bar.

[Paige DeSorbo]

But no, they are. But I was eating them, like, literal. Like, it was going out of style. And then hit. Hannah goes, yeah, there's like 400 calories and these are like protein bars. It's a meal replacement. I got a meal replacement. I've been having them as a sweet treat.

[Hannah Burner]

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[Paige DeSorbo]

No, it was so good to have a sweet treat after my hand was cramping and to hold something cold.

[Hannah Burner]

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[Paige DeSorbo]

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[Hannah Burner]

Oh those are those ones from Japan. Wait, they actually look so cool. They're like futuristic. Like it's like a donut around your ear. Like they're like open back headphones and there's no sound leakage. I've heard of these and they use.

[Paige DeSorbo]

This technology called PS Z. It's personalized sound zone which lets you enjoy your music without anyone disrupting you, which is perfect for me on a plane.

[Hannah Burner]

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[Paige DeSorbo]

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[Grace]

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[Paige DeSorbo]

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[Grace]

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[Hannah Burner]

Is anyone checked on Grace? Is Grace okay after this press run?

[Paige DeSorbo]

No, actually, Grace, Grace.

[Hannah Burner]

This is the thing. Grace doesn't want this life.

[Paige DeSorbo]

No.

[Hannah Burner]

She doesn't want fame. She doesn't want to be at the forefront of anything. At Barnes and Noble, girls are coming up to us.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah.

[Hannah Burner]

Barely making eye contact and saying, where's Grace? And I look and I said, grace, I'm sorry, this is. This is what your life is now. So Grace is getting very popular despite the fact she doesn't want to. She's very scared.

[Paige DeSorbo]

She's very scared. She's very. She's. Here's the thing. She is shy, but she's not well.

[Hannah Burner]

This is the thing. We can't fully understand it. I look at her in the eye, I said, grace, I will never understand what you're going through right now because you're getting attention and you don't want it. So I don't even know where to Begin with this conversation. But I'm here for you. I will. What did this expect you saying, wicked. I will hold space for you. I wouldn't know, but when I see attention, I say, give me that.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Hannah Burner]

That's why we work so well together.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Actually, this is a fun question. When you're home for a holiday, like, okay, for Easter, who was, like, at the dinner table?

[Hannah Burner]

Oh, okay. This was actually kind of sad.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Okay. I didn't mean to do that.

[Hannah Burner]

My brother lives in Indiana now.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah. Wait. This is my first holiday without my brother.

[Hannah Burner]

Wait, he went to his girlfriend's?

[Grace]

Yeah.

[Hannah Burner]

No. Like, life starts getting weird, and you realize, like, oh, my God, I took for granted every holiday. And you know when you're at the table with your brother and you're like, can we leave and play Nintendo? This sucks.

[Paige DeSorbo]

No. Well, I had to, like, I always disappear at some point in, like, the evening. And I was like, wait, I can't. They're gonna notice.

[Hannah Burner]

You're the only kid. You're the only kid. I mean, you are the favorite, but it comes with a lot of responsibility.

[Paige DeSorbo]

It was weird. Okay, so it's so. So far, it's you.

[Hannah Burner]

Normally, it's my nana and papa, but they went to the other side of the families. We were very. This is also a thing. Like, we're not very religious, so, like, Easter is not on the top, like, here.

[Paige DeSorbo]

No, I feel like. I feel like, for everyone, like, Easter is not, like, the biggest.

[Hannah Burner]

Yeah. And family celebration does had to do seller spots. So he was in the city, so it was literally me, my mom, my dad, and wait.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I love that. Okay, so say it's not a different dinner.

[Hannah Burner]

No.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Thank you so much for that small, sad tale.

[Hannah Burner]

Wait, do you know I texted you? Do you know I was texting your mom yesterday?

[Paige DeSorbo]

I should have known you were bored.

[Hannah Burner]

Did you get jealous?

[Paige DeSorbo]

No, because my mom's like, Hannah texted me happy Easter, and then I was like, fuck. Like. Like, I have to text Lenore, and I literally forgot.

[Hannah Burner]

No, you don't. I mean, my mom was waiting by the floor. She was Chucky.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Like, I should have said to my mom, ooh, so you're not real friends. She wished you a happy holiday.

[Hannah Burner]

Do you want to know how bored I was yesterday?

[Paige DeSorbo]

Mm.

[Hannah Burner]

I look at my mom and I go, can you teach me how to make bracklera with sausage pasta? This is my favorite dish that she's done my whole life that I could have learned literally any day, but I've refused. And I said, you know what? We have nothing Left. The world's about to end. Can I learn how to make this?

[Paige DeSorbo]

Did she make it?

[Hannah Burner]

So I cooked it with her and then I took a photo. Unlike Kim, when Kim tries to teach us how to cook, my mom let me touch the food.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Kim had no belief in us, no plans of letting.

[Hannah Burner]

But I cooked sausage and Brock Larab. And the family liked it. No one died. And it was quite peaceful. It was quite peaceful and nice.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Oh, so that's what you had for Easter. Okay, so say it's like your parents, you and Des. And interesting because Des is also like a stand up comedian. So, like, when you're at, like, a normal dinner with your family vibes, are you guys, like, performing? Like, are you going back and forth? Because here's. Your dad is also very funny. So, like, is it, like a constant?

[Hannah Burner]

Great question. And I think you'd know this because you know me. I'm sitting back.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Oh, okay.

[Hannah Burner]

I'm not on payroll right now. Okay. I'm sitting back because there's so many big personalities in my family. Nana is a star. When Nana walks in, the energy changes.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Okay?

[Hannah Burner]

The energy changes. And papa's holding her coat. It shifts. She. She literally does what you do where she stands there, looks at me, waits for me to compliment her outfit, then tells me, oh, no, I don't look as good as I used to look. Keeps walking. And then my dad jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah.

[Hannah Burner]

Des getting into it was about some deep, like, historical, political smart thing that I don't know anything about. And I'm trying to find the cats.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Got it. Okay.

[Hannah Burner]

What is your dynamic?

[Paige DeSorbo]

It's the paid show.

[Hannah Burner]

It's Amazon live.

[Paige DeSorbo]

It's Amazon Live. But sometimes, like, okay, so like, when my brother is there, it's him and I back and forth, back and forth, like we're joking. And sometimes it's. We're targeting them all at my dad. Like, we're just making fun of my dad.

[Hannah Burner]

Or like, it's the roast of Gary DeSorbo.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah, it's like a roasting whatever. But I'm yapping. I probably yap the most I ever yap in my entire life when I'm, like, at the dinner table with my family because I can be my most self.

[Hannah Burner]

What if someone. Gary, brought a girlfriend? Do you change the dynamic and ask her some questions or. No, you go, this is my.

[Paige DeSorbo]

How dare you put me.

[Hannah Burner]

You go, do you want me to lie to you?

[Paige DeSorbo]

No. Okay. Gary's current girlfriend, right now, I'm. I am obsessed with. And I was speaking general.

[Hannah Burner]

I was Speaking general, he really didn't.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Bring like that many girlfriends. I feel like, to like a dinner and like. No. Then I would, like, tone it down a little bit. But if it's my significant others are like, sitting at the table. My mom gets like a little where she's like, it's about you. It's about you. Like, are they gonna find you annoying?

[Hannah Burner]

Oh, she goes, we're gonna need less.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah. Paige, you're at a 12.

[Hannah Burner]

I need you at a 5.

[Paige DeSorbo]

But it's my family, so I'm like, I'm most comfortable here.

[Hannah Burner]

Wow. I just had a memory once. I was in a car and it was a three hour car ride with my brother and a girlfriend at the time and my dad and I. Yapping. Yeah, yapping, yapping. And I might have made this up, but I feel like she said something along the lines of, do you guys ever shut up?

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah, totally.

[Hannah Burner]

And I was like, this is my car. Yeah.

[Paige DeSorbo]

No, that's insane. Now if I'm the guest, I'm at someone else's family.

Quiet as a mouse.

You are like, we'll speak when spoken to. And if I feel comfortable enough to, like, throw in a joke here and there, I'll do it.

[Hannah Burner]

But if one joke doesn't land, you're out.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I'm quite reserved. Reserved, yeah.

[Hannah Burner]

See, other people. I'm anything they want me to be. Bringing the party.

[Paige DeSorbo]

And you're.

[Hannah Burner]

I'm a chameleon. Wait, do say. Remember when me and Ali came to visit your parents? Yeah. Ally. Hysterical comedian. She immediately was commanded the room. Commanded the room. And I said, I can sit back. Ellie. Allie has taken that.

[Paige DeSorbo]

No. You enjoyed your lunch.

[Hannah Burner]

I enjoyed my lunch, yeah.

[Paige DeSorbo]

You sat.

[Hannah Burner]

I love. I actually love being quiet.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah, you do. People don't know that about you enough. I feel like you do love being quiet.

[Hannah Burner]

Because my camera comes in my direction.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Quiet.

[Hannah Burner]

I have to. You don't. Yeah, you don't.

[Paige DeSorbo]

It makes me nervous because I'm like, what are you thinking up in there? What are you cooking up in your brain? Quiet.

[Hannah Burner]

Valid point. Because when I'm talking, I'm telling you every single thought that's coming in my brain. So when I shut up, you're like, this is gone.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I'm like, something's worrying.

[Hannah Burner]

Normally, yes. Normally, yes. But that's why we love Grace, because she. She keeps the flow going between the three of us.

Oh.

Have you heard of adult tummy time?

[Paige DeSorbo]

No, but it sounds like something I'd be interested in.

[Hannah Burner]

I'm surprised it hasn't hit your algorithm on TikTok. There's a thing going around called adult tummy time, which is apparently good for your spine because your spines are actually are naturally curved and from slouching it reverses that curve and it's bad for you. So if you lay on your stomach and a little bit upright, like baby cobra.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah.

[Hannah Burner]

And you could still be on your phone.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Okay.

[Hannah Burner]

They say it's good for your posture. So a lot of adults are doing tummy time now. And you could also do choice time if you want.

[Paige DeSorbo]

What's choice time?

[Hannah Burner]

Do you remember when you're a kid and you could decide just what you want to do for the day? Choice time. And they were like, you have to nap.

[Paige DeSorbo]

And you were like, no, I couldn't tell you the last time I had a choice.

[Hannah Burner]

Oh, God. I know. No, I know, I know. Oh, I did want to say too, since you've become like a performer and like, you perform all the time, sometimes it is hard to get out of, like, the performance mindset. If you've been doing straight shows and then randomly you're at like a dinner, you sometimes cannot turn it off. Like, I told you, I'll be doing crowd work at dinner and have to stop myself because your brain is just doing it.

[Paige DeSorbo]

You're like, you look at your mom and dad, you're like, how long have you guys been together?

[Hannah Burner]

Like, what do you do for a living? Like, you know what we do for a living. I go, okay, sassy in the front.

[Paige DeSorbo]

You're like, now is that Lenore with an R E?

[Hannah Burner]

I go, why are you wearing that shirt? Why are you wearing that shirt? No, I'm so if there's like a man in the vicinity, especially like at a bar, if there's like, boys, I'm immediately going, yeah, but when we were doing morning tv, I definitely had to be conscious because I was in performing mode.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Oh, interesting. See, when we do morning tv, I have to be conscious not to swear.

[Hannah Burner]

And I have to go a step further and be conscious about the context.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yes. And I have to be conscious.

[Hannah Burner]

You want to go up?

[Paige DeSorbo]

I have to be conscious of you making sure you're conscious. But then I also have to be conscious. I'm willy nilly with my legs. I'll sit there full vag open. Like, I. I get told way more than you to close my legs. And that.

[Hannah Burner]

And that tracks a parallel.

[Paige DeSorbo]

And that's a metaphor.

[Hannah Burner]

I do have to say I'm all about. I'm about women empowerment. So I loved your labia out. I thought you Were doing it on purpose. But, yeah, Fallon, you showed up with a standing outfit.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah.

[Hannah Burner]

You also had a. You had a standing outfit. Everywhere we went when all your job was to sit in front of the.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Camera, I was like, what if we stood?

[Hannah Burner]

I do have to say, I did go a little rogue on today's show because Jenna Butch Hager is so funny, and I just want to make her.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Because Jenna's our friend.

[Hannah Burner]

She's our best. Like, our best.

[Paige DeSorbo]

So, like, going on Today show doesn't like going on Good Morning America? I was way more nervous going on the Today show. I'm like, oh, we're literally going to Jenna's show.

[Hannah Burner]

And they wanted us to riff. They were like, have you heard of this thing called it's giving? And I was like, we. That's just me and Paige talking on a given day. And they didn't give us any parameters. Yeah, we love talking about the Today Show. They didn't give us any. They weren't like, hey, don't do this.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Well, we're obsessed with the Today show. We're obsessed with our producer at the Today show. Success.

[Hannah Burner]

Gigglers. They just get it. So then I feel a little too comfortable. I think it's important I go in with a little fear when I. Oh, yeah, we were giggling. Remember? We were giggling. And I looked the guy. I'm like, sorry, we're drunk. And he was like, those are the good old days.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah, you're riffing with the crew. You're like, this is. I'm on production. Here's the thing. Every time we do a morning show, I love it so much that I'm like, we gotta do a morning show. But, like, if we had a legitimate morning, like, we should give Jenna Fridays off because, like, she has a family. Like, she's tired. She wants to, like, go to the spot.

[Hannah Burner]

Should we extort Jenna for Friday?

[Paige DeSorbo]

We're like, if you gave Giggly Squad just Fridays Friday at, like, 11. Yeah. I'm like, wait, can we actually be the fifth hour? They're like, we don't have that. Yeah, let's.

[Hannah Burner]

Could we be the eighth hour?

[Paige DeSorbo]

I do think it would be so funny, though, if you and I had a morning show, because it'd be, like, the anti morning show.

[Hannah Burner]

Like, we. We'd literally be like, we don't want to be awake either.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah, like, we do. We would do, like, very minimal glam, and we would be. We would do it in pajamas because, like, that's crazy to not.

[Hannah Burner]

And they're like, it's noon, and we're like, yeah.

[Paige DeSorbo]

We're like, this is our hour. Why don't you zip it?

[Hannah Burner]

But we were with Tyra, who? I mean, TV icon. I watched all of those seasons.

[Paige DeSorbo]

She's. I've never seen her in person. Her face, like, doesn't age like work of art. Her face looks exactly the way it looks like when you were watching, like Top Model on tv. I, like, couldn't get over. I was like, wait, but you look like they plucked you out of the TV and just put you right.

[Hannah Burner]

Well, she's been in Australia and they have very good water there.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Oh, do they?

[Hannah Burner]

I just made that. You. You were like, well, I'm going to Australia. Got to catch a flight. But they were showing the braided necktie, which shout out to my stylist. Don't know why we haven't done it yet. Pretty sure I've texted her 80 times saying I want to do a hair, neck, hair tie. But I said, this is me after a full winter of not shaving, tyranny. Not happy about it.

[Paige DeSorbo]

She wasn't.

[Hannah Burner]

She went, oh, see, you were laughing too hard to realize. You, you were.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I love it. Whatever you say.

[Hannah Burner]

You were like, especially enabler.

[Paige DeSorbo]

But here's the thing. That's morning tv. That's why it's so easy to go and be funny on morning tv. They have to laugh at you no matter what you say because it's like it's. It's not the nightly news. The nightly news. They have to be mean, they have.

[Hannah Burner]

To be stern and they have to scare you.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah. Morning T. Like easing you into it.

[Hannah Burner]

Fun.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah.

[Grace]

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[Hannah Burner]

What was the low of our press tour so far? I know what yours is.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Okay, what I was about to be like, I can't think of anything. I had a great time. I know exactly what yours is.

[Hannah Burner]

I know exactly what yours is. What? Just think about Paige. I know she seems confident, but she's a quitter. She would quit everything if I wasn't there. Okay, we're all. Our job is to sign like maybe 30 more books before we can leave.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Barnes and Noble even get me started.

[Hannah Burner]

30 more books. First of all, she's having trouble with her sharpie, which I get it, that's frustrating. But then she starts getting negative and she's like, you guys. She gets the voice.

[Paige DeSorbo]

You guys.

[Hannah Burner]

I can't. My hands hurting my hand.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Like my hand.

[Hannah Burner]

Rigor mortis in your hand. I'm signing. I go sign it lighter.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Like I go so fast.

[Hannah Burner]

I'm sign. I'm enjoying this. I think it's therapeutic. She's literally having a mental break being like, guys, you can't temper again. I can't sign anymore. And I look at her.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I said.

[Hannah Burner]

I said, you're embarrassing me in front of Mr. Noble. You're gonna sign this book, and you're gonna fucking suck it up. I'll get you an Advil after. Okay, Smile, fingers. And continue.

[Paige DeSorbo]

My fingers went, like, cramped. I couldn't move.

[Hannah Burner]

You, because here's the gamblers. Just know this.

[Paige DeSorbo]

You've been scammed because Hannah signs her freaking initials. Okay? And I sign full out name. And she goes, well, you should have changed your signature before we agreed to sign 2000 book.

[Hannah Burner]

I look over, she's bleeding, she's crying. I said, can you just use your left hand?

[Paige DeSorbo]

Like, I. I started to get a headache from my fake glasses. I like.

[Hannah Burner]

We also have, like, 20 people there who were like, their only job is to get us to sign these books. And Paige just, like, flailing.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I said, I can't. I literally can't.

[Hannah Burner]

So that was your thorn?

[Paige DeSorbo]

So that was my thorn. There was one day where I was, like, so tan.

[Hannah Burner]

Oh. And everyone kept asking about, where'd you get your tan? And you were like, it's real. I was like, ooh, okay.

[Paige DeSorbo]

No, because I went to Miami, so I already was so tan, but I was peeling. So I was like, oh, let me just throw a little fake tan on where I'm peeling. No, I mean, I looked. It was too dark.

[Hannah Burner]

Well, you also were peeling, which I was on, honestly, was one of the more relatable moments you've ever had.

[Paige DeSorbo]

And I think I peeled all over New York this week. My skin, my DNA. Anyone could frame me for murder this week. I mean, it's everywhere.

[Hannah Burner]

Oh, Kim is stressed out now.

[Paige DeSorbo]

So stressed.

[Hannah Burner]

I realized something bad about myself. And tell me if I'm wrong. Okay, I realized.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Nope, spot on.

[Hannah Burner]

Tell me if I'm off. You're like, you're not off. I realized that if I was a man, I would have a mustache.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Oh, man. Because, wait, wait, I'm gonna take it one step further. I'm gonna say, you'd have, like, a quirky mustache.

[Hannah Burner]

Okay. I. I was a gay man in a past life.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Hannah Burner]

I. When I do crowd work and there's a man with a mustache in the front row, I literally lick my lips. I say, what are you overcompensating for? Boring loser. What's going on? And I go in on them. But then I realize, like, I'm a man with a mustache. Because I would Be, like, bored. And I like to stand alone.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Are you talking standalone stash?

[Hannah Burner]

Yeah. Like, porn director stache.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah. Like, no beard.

[Hannah Burner]

Because a beard is, like, boring. And then clean face is too. Try hard.

[Paige DeSorbo]

So you're saying it's clean face with a mustache.

[Hannah Burner]

Yeah, like, the kind of mustache. You'd be like, okay, that's annoying. And I'd be like, I would be that guy. And that's why I think I was a woman in this life.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah. See, I'd be the kind of guy that just had, like, the same.

[Hannah Burner]

You get a haircut every Wednesday from a guy 100.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I'd be getting shape ups. I'd be getting. What do they call them? There's, like, so many names. I feel like I know.

[Hannah Burner]

If we were both men, would we be best friends?

[Paige DeSorbo]

I think so. What would really be that different about us? Like, my hobbies. Okay, obviously, like, my hobbies would change, but I'd probably be just as enthusiastic for, like, what's the equivalent of, like, fashion for guys? Like, imagine I just knew everything there was to know about golf.

[Hannah Burner]

You also could be in, like. I think you'd be into fashion. You'd have nice watches.

[Paige DeSorbo]

You'd be very so into watching.

[Hannah Burner]

Your wallet would be nice. You'd have a nice wallet.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I'd have nice, like, excess, like, manly accessories.

[Hannah Burner]

You would have, like, a 200 pen.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Holy Hannah. Yes, I would. I would be so into a ballpoint pen on my desk.

[Hannah Burner]

And you would love. What do they put?

[Paige DeSorbo]

I'd love, like, a custom suit. I'd be like, yeah, this is with cuffs. Yeah. My cufflink game would be nuts. I'd be like, one of those guys that would be like, you should see my loafer game in the summer. Like, I would say that exact phrase. I'd be like, you'd. A wedding is crazy.

[Hannah Burner]

You'd be at a beach wedding and be like, sorry, I can't go on the beaches with these loafers.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah. I'd be like, my tux shoes. Like, you guys could never. Wow. I'd be such a douche. You love that.

[Hannah Burner]

But also, sorry. The Sierra. If I were a boy, it just.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Started playing in my head because you are an artiste.

[Hannah Burner]

I'm an. And that's what this POD is about, is just appreciate art. Appreciate art.

[Paige DeSorbo]

It's subjective.

[Hannah Burner]

It is subjective. What did you write about? Fake quotes.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Oh, my God.

I just needed to say this because it's so crazy. I don't know if it's, like. If it's. I don't know what it Is if it's like bots or like, if it's like people that get. I. I don't know what it is, but I keep seeing all these tick tocks of like massive long quotes from by me. But like, I never said. And some of them are so crazy. And I'll go in the comments and they'll be like, yup, exactly. Something she would say.

[Hannah Burner]

Wait, like bad quotes?

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah. And I have to like type in it and be like, I didn't like actually say this and like, I don't know how defamation works, but I feel like this is like kind of damaging. Like, I didn't say any of this.

[Hannah Burner]

Well, is it saying the source? Like, is it like from this podcast or just saying?

[Paige DeSorbo]

No, it's just like a. It will be like a random Tik Tok account and it'll be like, quote from Paige to Sorbo. And so then I'm like, oh my God, did someone like pay someone to do that? Or is it like a bot or.

[Hannah Burner]

You know what?

[Paige DeSorbo]

It is so scary.

[Hannah Burner]

I hate to say it, but the algorithm does better when people write a long paragraph because people have to. To stop to read it. So it makes the videos do better. And then you're like a trending topic right now because, like, oh, you have.

[Paige DeSorbo]

People are just people up.

[Hannah Burner]

Yeah. And that's why a lot of things become popular on the Internet. Because if algorithmically something works, like when there's a scandal, everyone talks about it because those videos do better. It's not because they actually, like, have honest takes or care about something.

[Paige DeSorbo]

It. So. So I just like, if I just.

[Hannah Burner]

Anything I said, I didn't say it.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah. Like, if you see something, say something. Like, it's so creepy.

[Hannah Burner]

Oh, my God. And it comes to your algorithm because they think you, like, are gonna care.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Yeah. There was like one quote and I was like, oh, what did I say? And then I'm like reading it and I was like, I didn't say.

[Hannah Burner]

But can we be honest? Have you ever done an interview and as you're reading what you said, you're like, that's not the tone I meant.

[Paige DeSorbo]

100%. 100%. I'm like, that was actually a joke and I was taking very seriously. And now everyone thinks it's very serious.

[Hannah Burner]

But if it makes you feel better, I've been seeing a lot of very empowering quotes by you on my feed.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Hannah Burner]

And my feed is very curated to what I want to see.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Perfect.

[Hannah Burner]

Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect. What are you watching?

[Paige DeSorbo]

What am I Watching. I'm watching the new Jon Hamm show.

Oh, my God.

I started watching this show because my brother was watching it on my prime. It's called Mob Land with Tom Hardy.

It's.

And Pierce Brosnan. It's like the mafia in England. It's so good.

[Hannah Burner]

Oh, wow. Interesting. Sounds like something Cillian Murphy would be in. Yeah. Have you watched the Last of Us?

[Paige DeSorbo]

No. Is that that HBO show?

[Hannah Burner]

Yeah.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Love it.

[Hannah Burner]

I love it.

[Paige DeSorbo]

And the second season just came out. I can't do, like, post apocalyptic.

[Hannah Burner]

See, I love post apocalyptic. It's so. I don't know. It's giving recession.

[Paige DeSorbo]

You know what? You know why I like. No. I like watching shows that are pretty. Like, I like seeing things that are pretty and, like, there's nothing pretty in post pocalypse.

[Hannah Burner]

You would hate how the zombies are the zombies because this specific zombie is basically like a massive yeast infection that keeps spreading. And their faces are literally like yeast infection.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Everything's like, tan and, like, dark green.

[Hannah Burner]

Yeah.

[Grace]

And dirty.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Everything's, like, dusty.

[Hannah Burner]

Yeah.

[Paige DeSorbo]

You don't, like, get.

[Hannah Burner]

No. But it's funny because you hate musicals, which are beautiful.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I'm multifaceted. I'm like an onion.

[Hannah Burner]

You can't.

[Paige DeSorbo]

You can't put me in a box.

[Hannah Burner]

You can't put her in a box. Except if her. Her box is out on morning TV every morning. This last week.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I was wearing vintage Mugler.

[Hannah Burner]

Okay, you were. And it was worth it. It was worth it. Anything else?

[Paige DeSorbo]

I think that's it, guys.

[Hannah Burner]

The book is out and about. She is out here in these streets. And if you've been thinking of buying it, your instincts are right. We're. The feedback has been incredible. And the way you guys have decorated around your house has been fucking incredible. And we just love you guys so much. And we do have an announcement for something new that we are dropping exactly a week from today.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Wow.

I'm so excited for that. I made my whole family watch.

[Hannah Burner]

Did they like it?

[Paige DeSorbo]

Loved.

[Hannah Burner]

I'm so excited. I'm actually, like, trying to be patient, but it's. It's been really hard. So, yeah, we have something we're dropping soon. Because you know what? One thing about us, we're bringing it. We're going to keep you guys fed. That's my only goal in life. Thank you for giggling with us. We love you so much. Bye.

[Paige DeSorbo]

And as a special treat, we're going to play an excerpt from the audiobook. Right now.

[Hannah Burner]

We have trouble committing to a lot of things, such as every plan we've ever made, but a bit isn't one of them. Committing to a bit is one of the essential joys in life and truly the glue that keeps our friendship together. We do not do weekly Pilates, make dinner together, or take pottery classes. We do bits.

[Paige DeSorbo]

So what the hell is a bit? There are all kinds of bits, but to us it's an inside joke or phrase shared between people that's repeated often. Bits in your friendship can feel like your own silly little secret language. To find humor in our sometimes harshly mundane existence, to share a bit with someone is special and cute and means that you share the same sense of.

[Hannah Burner]

Humor throughout this audiobook, there are going to be a lot of bits.

We will discuss our old bits and probably come up with some new bits. Life is basically a bunch of naps and girl dinners with bits in between. You didn't think we were going to get so philosophical, did you? And Paige didn't even hit her weed pen yet. Whenever Paige is stressed, I pretend to hit a weed pen.

And that's a bit. Our first bit. Wow, writing a book is hard.

Pretends to hit Paige's weed pen.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Humor is our secret sauce. Did the family dinner table conversation get a little too heated? Crack a joke? Feeling awkward on a night out? Make fun of the nearest guy in a backward hat. Our friendship is built on our shared sense of humor, as the best friendships often are. Whether you're going to college, starting a new job, or moving to a new city, finding someone who shares your sense of humor is guaranteed to make the hard days more bearable. We even turned our humor into a career, and now we're writing a book about it. If that doesn't convince you that we commit to bits, then we don't know what will.

[Hannah Burner]

We would also argue that if you.

See life as just a bunch of bits, it can be easier to chase your dreams whenever you're scared to do something. Stop taking life so seriously. It's just a bit. Want to apply for a job you're unqualified for? That's a silly bit.

Want to go up to the hottest.

Guy at the bar and speak in a British accent? That's a multicultural bit. Want to dye your hair platinum blonde for $30 at a student hair salon in college? That's just a cute purple shampoo bit. If you take your life too seriously, you will be afraid to put yourself out there. Don't worry about failure, embarrassment, or judgment. It's not that serious. When you mess up, your best friend will think it's hysterical.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Did you know that Hannah Got married because of a bit. Yep. When DEZ first picked up Hannah at the Shelter island ferry, she complained that she was late because of her dad's golf game. He responded, at least your parents are alive now. This was a particularly dark and risky bit to start off with on a first date. But in his wise old age, he knew that he did not have time to date someone without the same deranged, sick, dry sense of humor. It was love at first bit. Hannah immediately started giggling. And that bit still holds strong in their relationship. Whenever Hannah gets upset about anything frivolous, DEZ is quick to say, at least your parents are alive. Orphan bits can be romantic, too.

[Hannah Burner]

After a couple dates, I was ready.

To test a bit on dez. This bit can be used early in relationships to test a date's sense of humor and overall vibes. You have to make sure that he has paid for some dinners already. And then when it's finally time to buy something cheap like coffee or a slice of pizza or a soda, you look at him with a sweet smile and say, I got this. When the cashier asks for your card, you give it to them and say in a distressed voice, he always makes me pay. And then wait for the reaction. DEZ passed the test and laughed. If he hadn't gotten the bit, I would be a single mother to a colony of cats right now. Which actually doesn't sound so bad.

A lot of people ask me, how.

Did you get engaged? Or what did you say to get him to propose?

Well, it really was a big bit.

Only weeks into the relationship, DEZ joked.

That he was going to marry me.

So I joked back about what kind.

Of ring I wanted.

Every couple days, I would randomly send him links to rings.

At first, this was hilarious. It was so out of pocket to.

Send a man you just started dating engagement ring photos. Because all those books tell you that men are petrified of being pressured into marriage.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Well, that means we have a great bit on our hands, folks. She started with small diamonds, then big diamonds, then eventually got up to the EM Rada double diamond ring, which he scoffed at. But one day, six months later, he got down on one knee with the perfect princess cut diamond in platinum prongs and a gold band before saying yes.

[Hannah Burner]

I truly wondered, is this a bit.

The truth is that it was. Life is just full of bits. And some involve a prenup.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Hannah, I know you're picky with your headphones, so you're actually gonna love these. They're called Noom 1 n w m 1 is how it's spelled.

[Hannah Burner]

Oh, those are those ones from Japan. Wait, they actually look so cool. They're like futuristic looking like it's like a. A donut around your ear. Like they're like open back headphones and there's no sound leakage. I've heard of these.

[Paige DeSorbo]

And they use this technology called psz. It's personalized sound zone, which lets you enjoy your music without anyone disrupting you, which is perfect for me on a plane.

[Hannah Burner]

Also, you don't disturb anyone around you because I don't want anyone knowing what I'm listening to or what like murder podcasts I'm trying to get to the bottom of Solve a mystery. Yeah, it creates like a bubble of sound around your ear, which is really cool. And it's lightweight. I hate when it's heavy and it's like it just feels like it's weighing on my little ears. And the battery lasts up to 20 hours on a single charge, so there's like not a lot of admin.

[Paige DeSorbo]

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[Hannah Burner]

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