Giggling about botox, tanning beds, and nipple piercings

Summary

Podcast Summary: Giggly Squad

Episode: Giggling about botox, tanning beds, and nipple piercings
Hosts: Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo
Date: October 21, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this irreverent, laugh-out-loud episode, Hannah and Paige dive headfirst into beauty confessions, generational beauty rituals, and their signature self-deprecating banter. From Paige’s first Botox experience to the nostalgia of tanning beds and musings on nipple piercings, the duo pokes fun at beauty culture, their younger selves, and their friendship dynamics—all while touching on broader topics of aging, fashion, and personal quirks. As always, nothing is sacred, and everything is up for giggling.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Paige's Secret Botox Confession

• Paige reveals (02:09) she got Botox for the first time—and hadn’t told anyone, not even her mom or Hannah.
• She describes her nervousness and overthinking at the appointment, including worries about becoming "addicted" and looking different (03:04, 07:49).
• Paige shares her doctor's approach: less is more, subtlety is key; she received less than the standard amount (04:10).
• Notable Quote — Paige: "I was like, look, I'm very skin focused... I just know myself, and I know I’m gonna be obsessed with it." (03:05)
• The duo debate societal pressures on women to prevent aging and laugh about how Botox "has been pushed to me since I was eight years old" (06:54).

2. The Cultural Critique of Beauty Procedures

• Hannah discusses how normal cosmetic procedures appear in the medical beauty world (03:38).
• They analyze the aesthetics of doctors and staff at cosmetic practices, debating whether they trust more a surgeon who's had work or one who hasn't (09:03).
• Paige and Hannah both admit to being wary but intrigued, highlighting generational pressure and personal boundaries.

3. Invisalign, Braces, and Body Dysmorphia

• The hosts commiserate about the struggle to keep up with Invisalign (14:42), the social awkwardness of visible orthodontics, and being hyper-aware of perceived flaws.
• Notable Moment — Wedding story about a girl bluntly asking Paige “What are you doing with your teeth?” (15:22).
• "My bottom teeth will look like a cemetery. Like gravestones. They get really crossed up." – Hannah (17:17)

4. Throwback to Tanning Beds & Teenage Rebellion

• Paige details her intense high school tanning-bed routine—“We went every single day after school” (21:08)—and the prom-season rush (21:51).
• Hannah never tanned, attributing her good skin to her mom’s vigilance against skin cancer (20:30).
• They laugh about stickers to mark a tan and the unhealthy rebellious joy of old tanning habits, underscoring changing beauty norms.

5. Deep Dive: Fashion Events, Celeb-spotting & Closet Projects

• Recap of recent Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: Hannah’s vintage eBay outfit, sitting near Missy Elliott, Law Roach, and SJP (13:25).
• The struggle (and satisfaction) of organizing closets, with Paige dedicating a week to home projects after a glam schedule (32:19).
• “The joy of going on Fallon is actually equivalent to the joy of finishing a project in your house.” – Hannah (32:43)

6. The Ubiquity of Technology—3D Printers & Algorithms

• Rant about why 3D printers aren’t as mainstream as expected in 2025 (35:43).
• The duo jokes about “printer trauma” and the realities of tech letdowns vs. sci-fi optimism.

7. Uber Water, Customer Suspicion, and Everyday Paranoia

• Paige’s distrust of complimentary water bottles in Ubers out of fear of poisoning (41:09).
• Debate whether you can ever trust unopened drinks, and general overcautiousness in public settings.

8. Nipple/Body Piercing Trends & Sensory Issues

• Paige admits to wearing a nipple bra and features nipple covers with “piercings” in her newsletter (57:41).
• They riff on the fears and practicalities of getting nipples or inner ears (tragus) pierced, culminating in sensory and infection concerns (59:02, 61:01).
• “No, I have a fear that I’d be paralyzed if I would move.” – Hannah, about getting a nipple pierced (59:34)

9. Generational Differences: Millennial Anxiety vs. Gen Z Unbothered

• Musings on LOL usage in texts as a “security blanket,” generational empathy, and need for emotional softening in digital communication (54:23).
• “If you’re making fun of someone for putting LOL before, after, like you didn’t live through 9/11.” – Hannah (54:26)

10. Nods to Pop Culture, Fashion, and Social Commentary

• Nerd-out about Kim Kardashian’s ability to be recognized at events even with her face covered (52:07).
• The ever-changing state of fashion, making fun of their own style eras (windbreaker/fart pants, corsets).
• Crocs, Jibbitz, and product collaborations—a never-ending source of amusement and mock passion pitches (44:19).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Paige (on Botox):
  "I was like, look, I'm very skin focused… I just know myself, and I know I’m gonna be obsessed with it." (03:05)
• Hannah (on cosmetic doctors):
  "Would you get Botox done by a doctor whose face looks crazy…?" (09:03)
• Hannah (on orthodontic competition):
  "My bottom teeth will look like a cemetery. Like gravestones. They get really crossed up." (17:17)
• Paige (on tanning):
  "We went every single day after school. I literally got so tan one year, I was like neon, and my mom started crying. She was like, you’re ruining yourself." (21:08)
• Paige (on generational expectations):
  "Botox has been being pushed to me since I was eight years old." (06:54)
• Hannah (on Gen Z vs. Millennials):
  "If you’re making fun of someone for putting LOL before, after, like you didn’t live through 9/11." (54:26)
• Paige & Hannah (on Crocs):
  "What if Hannah convinced Paige… a Croc with a pointed toe?" (44:52)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Paige reveals her Botox secret: 02:09 – 04:10
• Discussion about aging and self-image: 06:54 – 07:54
• Invisalign/teeth stories: 14:42 – 17:24
• Tanning beds and teen rebellion: 20:25 – 23:02
• Victoria’s Secret Show recap: 13:05 – 14:17
• 3D printer gripes: 35:32 – 39:59
• Uber bottled water paranoia: 41:09 – 42:15
• Nipple bra & piercing debate: 57:38 – 61:01
• Millennial “LOL” vs Gen Z: 54:23 – 55:35

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Tone & Style

As always, Hannah and Paige deliver freewheeling, self-aware humor with equal parts honest vulnerability and pop culture shade. Their conversational, quick-witted style is peppered with catchphrases (“We can’t be managed”), playful ribbing, and an uncanny knack for skewering both themselves and the absurdities of modern womanhood.

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For Listeners Who Haven’t Tuned In

This episode is a masterclass in how two best friends can turn neuroses, self-image hang-ups, and relics of 2000s beauty culture into laugh-out-loud therapy. If you’ve ever worried about a wrinkle, attempted a questionable beauty trend, or just need to remember to laugh at life’s weirdness, this is your cup of giggles.

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End of Summary

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

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[A]

Sup, gigglers?

[B]

Gary, fix your wi fi manifest that shit.

[A]

We can't be managed.

[B]

I mean, the day just got away from me. Hello. How did I know that's.

[A]

Why was that?

[B]

I mean, that was just. It was great. It was great. It's actually how I needed to start the podcast.

[A]

Paige said I told her a way that I want her to start the pod. She said, don't creative direct me. She has something to start.

[B]

The pod is 50 50.

[A]

So please, how would you like to start it? Zoom in. She's pointing at the camera.

[B]

Okay, I have to say something. And nobody knows. My mom doesn't even know. And I've been holding it in for almost seven days, and I haven't. I literally. That's why I, like, haven't been texting you back. Cause I'm like, I have to tell. Can I guess?

[A]

Wait. We actually have had kind of a quiet back and forth week. Sure. Because you didn't want to lie to me.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Can I guess?

[B]

Yeah. I feel like you know it.

[A]

You got Botox? Yeah.

[B]

No. Okay, so I go into the appointment. First of all, I go into the appointment after we record you guys.

[A]

Wait, this is. You guys. This has never happened in the history of Giggly Squad. Page six.

[B]

Now's your time to shine.

[A]

This is hot.

[B]

Goss off the press.

[A]

Hot Goss. She froze her eggs, and then she froze her face.

[B]

Okay, so.

[A]

There'S your headline. Continue. Wait. Continue. Sorry.

[B]

Okay, so I go to the doctor after we record Giggly Squad last week.

[A]

And let's be honest, after you record Gigi Squad, you're raw, you're feeling vulnerable.

[B]

I'm like, you could literally convince me of anything right now. So I sit down, and she's like, how did you hear. Hear about me? Like, tell me. Tell me, like, what brings you. I literally thought it was, like, a therapist. Like, the way she worded it. She was like, what are your goals? What are your aspirations?

[A]

She was like, how are your innards?

[B]

Yeah. And I was like, look, I'm very skin focused. Skin forward before Botox and injections and all of that. And I was like. And not because I'm against it at all. I just know myself, and I know I'm gonna be obsessed with it. And she's like, okay, honestly, you're building it up so much. Like, get over it.

[A]

You're 33.

[B]

Yeah. She's like, how have you even lasted this long?

[A]

She goes, you're geriatric in terms of pregnancy.

[B]

Literally. She was like, you look 102. Thank God you found me.

[A]

But this is the problem when you talk to Botox people.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

They're so used to talking about it that they are very like, babe, who gives a fuck?

[B]

And she was like, tell me what your biggest fears are regarding it in life. Yeah. Honestly, we got into it. The appointment was only 30 minutes. I was there for a full hour.

[A]

Was she like, see what's happening under your eye here? That's from the structure.

[B]

She goes, I've been watching you talk, so I can tell how your face already moves. And I'm. And I can already tell you that I wouldn't even give you a full amount that I give.

[A]

Transplant.

[B]

Yeah. Like, she's like, your face. You don't have to.

[A]

I can use some of the face. We'll keep some of it.

[B]

She was like, I'm. I guess the normal is like 60 cc's. I don't even know she's for boobs. I wouldn't even go up to that. Like, I would give you 40. And so I'm still like, Prozac.

[A]

Are we talking about. Who knows at this point?

[B]

I'm like, I don't.

[A]

What's the numbers?

[B]

Big Pharma?

[A]

What's Big Pharma got involved. Wait, when she started saying numbers? Yeah.

[B]

I was like. So I'm sitting there and I'm like, Like, when I get uncomfortable, I do just, like, things, like, with my hands, and so I'm, like, visibly uncomfortable, and I'm like, I gotta walk out of this appointment. I'm not just, like, going rogue and being rough. And you're, like, on. I'm alone on a Monday afternoon. Like, I didn't even tell my mom I was going to this appointment. I thought she was gonna, like, she's.

[A]

Gonna yell at you.

[B]

I thought she was gonna hit me with, like, oh, let's do, like, microdermabrasion, and then, like, we'll wait on Botox.

[A]

I thought you were gonna say, she thought she was gonna hit me with a pan or something.

[B]

Honestly, who knows?

[A]

I mean, hit me with the panini. Okay, so you're there alone. You're scared, you're hungry.

[B]

So I'm sitting there. I'm, like, visibly uncomfortable.

[A]

You're naked and afraid? Yeah.

[B]

She's like, what are your biggest fears? And I go, well, I told my best friend that I would do this with her. And so now, not only am I betraying her.

[A]

Paige, you're not betraying her.

[B]

I haven't even told my mom. No one knows I'm here right now. It literally felt like I was a spy.

[A]

But the thing is, Botox is such an individual experience where you need to have your moment alone. I needed to be alone to be like, what's really going on? Cause we can't do a two for one. That's crazy.

[B]

She was like, okay, I'm gonna do it.

[A]

Oh. So she basically goes.

[B]

She was like, okay, we're gonna do it.

[A]

Wait, that's me at the nail salon. They're like, we're not gonna do that color.

[B]

She was like, you're not gonna hate it, and if you do, it goes away and you never have to come back here.

[A]

What were your areas that you were like, don't touch versus touch.

[B]

I didn't say don't touch anything, obviously. I brought up my orbital bone. And she goes, it's more noticeable to you than it is to the average person. I go, have you seen the Internet? Have you ever heard of Giggly Squad? Have you heard of Instagram at all? And she's like, I can do, like, a little bit to help that. But, like, so there was no places.

[A]

Yeah, it looks the same.

[B]

She was like, it takes 10 days to, like, really start working.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

So I'm like, almost there.

[A]

You're. You're. And she said, it'll be only six days in.

[B]

In, like, four months.

[A]

Okay. Did she say. Because Your metabolism is so fast. It's gonna.

[B]

She didn't say. I go back next week for her to just, like, check in.

[A]

Okay, so she was a facial balancing artist.

[B]

I don't know, but she was amazing. And you want to know what? I actually. I'm happy I even lasted this long. Botox has been being pushed to me since I was eight years old.

[A]

Eight years old.

[B]

I mean, have you. Yeah. Were you alive, watching any tv? Like, aging has been pushed to women since literally before I was in PG.

[A]

I miss watching, like, Y2K, like, 2000s comedies, though, where the hot girls had normal lips.

[B]

Well, you know, I love a period piece.

[A]

Yes. And White Chicks, my favorite period piece.

[B]

And I can't watch a period piece if one of the actresses has Instagram face. Well, I just watched House of Guinness on Netflix and, like, the main girl, stunning, gorgeous, but, like, she had her lips done. And I was like, they didn't have their lips done then. And so I can't.

[A]

DEZ said that it wasn't historically accurate, so we couldn't watch it.

[B]

It wasn't historically accurate. Accurate. He's corre. I looked it up after.

[A]

Wait, so. But.

[B]

Phenomenal show.

[A]

I need to dig in a little more. You can't just. You can't just drop that bomb and then leave. So were you, like. What was your biggest fear?

[B]

That I was gonna look different and that I was gonna be addicted to it, which I am. I was obsessed with.

[A]

Wait, were you afraid that when I walked in today, I was gonna be like, have you seen Paige? No.

[B]

I thought my mom. Because I facetime with my parents all the time. So I thought. And my mom has always been like, did you get your lips done? And I'm like, what? No, I just had a lot of salt yesterday. But so, like, she's very on it with my face. So I'm.

[A]

My mom would just be like, when was the last time you did Pilates? No.

[B]

So I was nervous.

[A]

Well, your eyebrows are moving. Yeah.

[B]

Like, I can raise my eye.

[A]

They're still moving.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Are they gonna, like, in the next couple days move less?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

We don't know. Are you, like, obsessed with looking at your face? Okay. Do you wanna tell the girls where you got it or do you not know?

[B]

I'm gonna put it in the newsletter. I'll put, like, where. I'll put, like, where. The doctor's office. The actual place I went to the girl that did it. And we'll do, like, a whole.

[A]

Wait. I'm really happy for you.

[B]

I'm really happy, too. Like, I am excited for it.

[A]

I'm excited.

[B]

Also, it's gone in, like, five months.

[A]

Also, I think, like, we've decided as a nation that, like, Botox is great matters, and filler is what you have to be afraid of.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I actually almost got. There's. I don't know. I'm back on the algorithm of these doctors. Would you get Botox done by a doctor whose face looks crazy or not even crazy?

[B]

Like, no.

[A]

Yeah. You wouldn't?

[B]

No. That's insane.

[A]

See, sometimes I'm like.

[B]

I feel like when you go to a plastic surgeon's office for anything, like, you could be going to get, like, a mole removed.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But the people working in the office are almost like, examples. I feel like.

[A]

Yeah, like mannequins.

[B]

You specifically should be the number one example.

[A]

But I kind of love a surgeon that's, like, never touched their face.

[B]

And they're a surgeon that, like, doesn't believe in.

[A]

Yes, exactly. Like, they're sagging and they're like, just.

[B]

Judges you the whole time and is like, I would never.

[A]

You go, okay, That's. Someone has an ego. Yeah. I feel like, oh, yeah. This one lady was like, oh, I put high. I will put hyaluronic acid. But then I realized that's filler. Filler. They just don't say filler. They call it hyaluronic acid, though, which. She tricked me. I was like, sure, sure.

[B]

No, you're wrong. No. Hyaluronic acid is, like, in your skin care.

[A]

Oh, they put something hyaluronic. Something actually, Chris spell hyaluronic. H I. L. No, you already are.

[B]

H I. Christopher.

[A]

Christopher. Paige literally just looked at you. Like, even Paige knew stuff. Speaking of body dysmorphia, I went to Victoria's Secret. Oh, my God.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Wait, so, by the way, Paige and I weren't gonna go. We had other plans.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Then I pulled a fast one on her, and I go. I casually, on Monday was like, I think I'm gonna go to Victoria's Secret. And then that's when you were like, I don't. You can't just do that.

[B]

Yeah. I was like, no, I can't go the way.

[A]

I can't go anywhere anymore without people being like, where's Paige? I met Jenna Lyons for the first time. And she goes, where's Paige? And I was like, she's sleeping. And she was like, oh, my God, like, all mad that you were sleeping. And I was like, let's have respect for rest. Yeah, let's Bring back rest.

[B]

I can't do everything.

[A]

You know, you can't. You can't be everything for anyone.

[B]

Everyone, I can't do.

[A]

Also, you just had facial construction surgery. Sorry. I was recovering from being gorgeous. You just had full surgery. Yeah. So you never know where they're gonna seat you. So funny. They sat me next to Matt Rogers, and I'm like, I love that they put the two comedians together. The side.

[B]

No, he's phenomenal.

[A]

Was incredible. Because in the beginning, we were just, like, loving everything. And then by the end, we were acting like when you watch the Olympics, at first you're like, this is amazing. And then you're like, okay, let's get the knee up a little more.

[B]

You know when. You know when they mic up, like, football players, when they're, like, practicing or something? Or, like, on, like, game days.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Petition to mic you up at all fashion events. Me?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Like, every single fashion event. If we could have a recap just from your. You being mic'd up while they're walking down.

[A]

Do you know I love this show. Cause it was a fucking party. So, like, when everyone went down, Matt and I were yelling, like. And then I got obsessed with. You know when you watch basketball and you try to say their name so they look at you? I was obsessed with when the girl would go down, I'd be like, yes, angel. And, like, try to get her to look at me. And every now and then, they would look at me.

[B]

It's not about you.

[A]

How dare you say that? How dare you say that?

[B]

Dude, I loved your outfit.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

You looked very chic.

[A]

Can I give you the tea?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So someone jokingly said to me, you should go on ebay and get, like, a vintage Victoria's Secret, like, lingerie. Yeah. So I went online, I bought, like, three or four of them. They were all, like, 40 bucks. That was $50. It's called a camis chemise. Okay, A camis camise.

[B]

A cami.

[A]

But it was literally $40. And I tried it on, and it was, like, giving. And then I wore my granny, and.

[B]

Obviously you had those.

[A]

And then I got Lucio to shoot Iconic, and he was like, we have to get the Iconic page shot where, like, all the hands are in. And then Grace's hand was, like, on the bottom. It was really funny. But I do have to say I saw Missy Elliott perform three songs. It was. That was, like, really insane.

[B]

Millennial Heart. Just, like.

[A]

And then sitting, like, a couple yards away was Law Roach, Sarah Jessica Parker and Chloe Savigne. Who's kind of like a little bit of my fashion icon.

[B]

I was gonna say, I could see you vibing to her, like, aesthetic.

[A]

She's very cool. Yeah, but not. Doesn't care if you think she's cool.

[B]

Her and the girl from Girls that plays Jessa. Those two vibes are so your style vibes.

[A]

But Jessa, by the way, I follow her on Instagram. She's amazing. She's the one that said someone else.

[B]

We think about ourselves too much.

[A]

We think about ourselves too much. Iconic. She's a little more fairy. She's mystical.

[B]

You guys also all have similar hair.

[A]

Why'd you say it like that? You want hair, Hair?

[B]

Because it's always just a messy.

[A]

I didn't brush it today. I knew you were gonna see it.

[B]

You know what I mean? It's very boho. It's very boho chic. It's very Chloe. It's type B.

[A]

You're being defensive. Sorry.

[B]

I'm Botox now.

[A]

I'm symmetrical. I'm perfect.

[B]

I've always wanted this.

[A]

Wait.

[B]

Also, I always have a new beauty thing that I'm like, what are you doing? Researching and trying to do. Okay, so I've tried to do Invisalign for. I'm not kidding, seven years.

[A]

I just tried to start it again today. It hurts so bad.

[B]

It hurts so bad. But also, it's so hard to do when you have a job like this.

[A]

During COVID I was incredible, amazing.

[B]

But there are so many times where I, like, I have to actually be able to speak, and I have a lisp when I have it. Like, I just, like, can't. So I was, like, looking up online. Well, did I tell you about the time when I was at a wedding and a girl came up to me and was like, what are you doing with her teeth?

[A]

What? I'm at a wedding.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

I'm standing.

[B]

I'm standing with one of my girlfriends. Okay.

[A]

Talking.

[B]

No.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm, like, vibing. I'm being a good guest.

[A]

Like, I'm sucking dick and accidentally hitting him with it.

[B]

Hello. Hello. I'm chopping it up, chatting with this girl. Another girl comes over. She's, like, to my right. Okay. But she's, like, in my seat side profile. Like, she's looking at me from. It was my mom, and I'm chatting to my girlfriend. And then, like, the conversation, like, kind of ends. And this girl goes, what's. What are you doing with your teeth?

[A]

That was it.

[B]

That was the end of the sentence. And I just go, I'm like, mid bite. I'm like, I don't know. What should I be doing?

[A]

Wait, she meant, like, they look good.

[B]

I don't know. No, no.

[A]

I mean, no.

[B]

And so. And I do.

[A]

What are you wearing? What are you up to with your teeth? Yeah.

[B]

I feel like the phrase, what are you doing with the width is.

[A]

It's the width that threw me off also. You're not doing anything with it. This is how your teeth look. There's not much what you're doing with it. It's not like you got bad veneers or anything.

[B]

And I think she could see that I had, like, an Invisalign bracket. And I was like, oh. Like, I'm always trying to do Invisalign, but, like, I can just never do it. Like, I can't stick to it. Like, I'll go four weeks and then I fall off. Like, blah, blah, blah, whatever. And she was like, well, you should get braces under your teeth. And I was like, what is that? And she was like, a lot of, like, people in entertainment do it on the inside.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I might do it on my top teeth.

[A]

I might do that on my bottom teeth. The thing is, is.

[B]

Did you just get that idea right now?

[A]

You go, oh, so first you do Botox without me, then you do the braces without me. You're just leaving me behind? Wait, no, it's. Cause, first of all, I have cemetery teeth. If I let them go.

[B]

You have what?

[A]

My bottom teeth will look like a cemetery. Like gravestones. They get really crossed up.

[B]

I need a new topic, actually. Let's actually put a pin in this for until next week.

[A]

You took it. Gross. I was talking tastefully about my teeth. No, but if you have it, food gets stuck in it a lot. That's what they said. But you just have to get one of those water washers, which you would love to have.

[B]

I have a water.

[A]

Yeah, water. Pick one.

[B]

TikTok.

[A]

And was like, yeah. So I know my mom water picks for, like, two hours every night. She's iconic. Yeah. She's, like, really good with her teeth. I know. But yeah, I tried to do Invisalign today, and I was immediately in, like, a horrible mood. I'm like, why? I'm in a bad mood. I'm like, oh, yeah, because my teeth are fucking killing.

[B]

I can't do it. Well, I don't know. I had braces when I was younger. I don't know why they didn't give me, like, a permanent retainer.

[A]

See, I love your teeth. At least you're not. Not to, like, compare, but, like, when my teeth go off, like, I get buck tooth.

[B]

Well, I just, like, don't, like, like, two of them, so I need to fix them.

[A]

True. What are their names?

[B]

But I'm not. I would never get veneers.

[A]

What are their names?

[B]

I haven't named them. They don't deserve names.

[A]

Twiddle the entwiddle. Dumb. Oh, one last thing Jenna Lyon said about us. She was like, oh, my God. You guys are like, you and Paige. You're like, an iconic lesbian couple. And I was like, thank you.

[B]

No, we are.

[A]

I said, from the head of the lesbian community. Thank you.

[B]

I recently have had an influx of lesbians being, like, waiting for you to come out. And I'm like, okay.

[A]

I may or may not have spread that rumor.

[B]

Also, you saw Sierra Miller.

[A]

Okay. So I get there. I'm sitting with Hailey, who I'm allowed to hang out with because she's blonde. And she. I was like, sierra must be here. Either she's walking, which she should be, or she's here, but I didn't have any service. So as when it was over, everyone's just like, okay, get out. So we're all walking, and of course, I walk right into her. I look her up and down, and she looks at me. She goes, don't do it. Don't do it. And I started taking my phone out. She goes, don't say it. Don't say it. She goes, fuck, don't say it. And I go, this is what Sierra Ward my wedding? And she's like, fuck you. Don't vote.

[B]

Right When I saw her, literally right when I saw a picture of what she was wearing, I immediately text Hannah and I go, sierra's at the Victoria's Secret fashion show. Find her, because you're gonna love her outfit.

[A]

The second she saw me, she goes, oh, no. And then she's like. And don't talk about it on Giggly Squad.

[B]

Wait. I also told her we weren't gonna talk about it on Giggly Squad.

[A]

Yeah, I said I would never talk about it on Giggly Squad.

[B]

Did you see her bag?

[A]

I didn't know it was a bag. She kept, like, handing it to me, and I thought it was just, like, a toy she brought. And then later on, I realized it was a bag.

[B]

I saw it on the Interweb, and I said, oh, my God, Sierra wants that kind of cat. And so I got. I bought her that bag because I was just like.

[A]

I thought you'd say. So I bought her a sphinx No.

[B]

I don't like the name of that cat.

[A]

Sphinx.

[B]

Yeah. Do you know that they're really oily?

[A]

I have heard that.

[B]

And, like, if you have one, then, like, their oil gets on their. Your couch and stuff.

[A]

Or that could be good for your skin.

[B]

Disgusting. No, that's where I draw the line.

[A]

But also, now that you've botoxed, do you even have to do skincare? You're kind of just like, I feel different, glowing.

[B]

You know what it feels like. Did you ever go tanning in high school? Like, to a tanning bed?

[A]

No. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Seriously? No. Cause my mom is, like, obsessed with me. Never get on cancer, but one time.

[B]

You've never been in a tanning bed?

[A]

No, my mom doesn't want me to get cancer. Oh, my. That's why my skin looks so good.

[B]

Oh, my God. Hannah, you never walked into a tanning bed with a girl who literally is orange with her hair up like this, being like, do you need goggles?

[A]

I did get a spray tan for the first time in college, and it got all over, like, everything. And then I didn't do it until summer house, when you made me do it.

[B]

Okay. Spray tanning or tanning beds in high school were my religion, my life.

[A]

How often did you go?

[B]

We went every single day after school. Like, everyone went every single day after school. I literally got so tan one year, I was like neon, and my mom, like, started crying. She was like, you're ruining yourself.

[A]

So she knew.

[B]

She knew. And I knew that about Botox. I was like, this is gonna be just like a tanning bed circa 2000. Like, I'm gonna fucking laugh.

[A]

Maybe that's why people don't give me cocaine, because they could tell that, like, I didn't do tanning beds. Maybe it's a correlation.

[B]

Is a tanning bed cocaine pipeline.

[A]

Actually give you cocaine in the tanning bed?

[B]

In reality, it's a TV series. Where's your tanning place Receptionist now, actually, fuck Vanderpump rules.

[A]

I want to see the drama that goes on in a tanning salon a lot.

[B]

And you could tell you could cut it with a knife during prom season, you could literally cut it with a knife.

[A]

Prom season, time of day.

[B]

They had a rule where it was like, you could only go once a day. Like, you couldn't go.

[A]

Why would you need to go more than once a day?

[B]

Well, because sometimes you're short on time, and so you could only go once a day. So we would go to different tanning places so that we could go More than once a day.

[A]

Can you please put, like, a health warning. Yeah. On this?

[B]

I mean, I haven't gone to a tanning bed since literally 2010.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

10.

[A]

Okay, this is my question, and I know the answer.

[B]

I do wish they would come back, though. Like, the dopamine hit of a tanning bed, especially the dead of winter.

[A]

How long would you be lying there for?

[B]

I would get up to, like, 12 minutes.

[A]

Was it, like, hot?

[B]

Yeah, it's, like, toasty.

[A]

Okay, my question to you, even though I know the answer, would you get a sticker, like, on your lower hip?

[B]

I didn't. I always wanted to because.

[A]

But you don't put a sticker on a Lamborghini.

[B]

But my mom would have lost her fucking mind.

[A]

Oh. The cancer was fine, but not the sticker.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. We're still in a vain household. Okay. Let's not get it twisted.

[A]

Actually, the one. The thing that really deterred me.

[B]

I can't believe we've never even felt it before.

[A]

Well, have you seen Final Destination 3? Yes.

[B]

But now Hannah and Paige try new things. New episode. I have to take you tanning.

[A]

No. Like, my mom would literally, like, call the police if I was in a tanning bed. Oh, my God. Wait, do you think less or more of me?

[B]

I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

[A]

You know what it is?

[B]

You have zero rebellion in you at all.

[A]

I have zero rebellion?

[B]

What is that you think?

[A]

Well, that's where I rebel now.

[B]

No, that's nice.

[A]

I rebel now with my outfits.

[B]

Yeah, because, like, I. There was a time in high school where my mom was like, don't go tanning. And I was like, okay.

[A]

No, I've never.

[B]

Like, stephanie, can you drive me tanning?

[A]

I mean, not to get deep into it, but yeah. No, I was Mrs. Goody Two Shoes because I wanted everyone to love me and choose me and pick me.

[B]

Interesting.

[A]

I was Pick me. But, like, for my parents, I see.

[B]

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[A]

By the way, I was talking to Dez about this cuz we were talking about bullying our younger siblings. It was so up. You know, you joke where you'd look at your brother when I was really mad at him. The worst thing I would do is I'd be like, you know you're adopted. And I was thinking about why he was so fucked up when I did it. Because my brother has blue eyes and blonde hair. So I'd be like, let's say what everyone's been thinking. Look in the fucking mirror, you're fucking adopted. And he goes, mom told me I'm not. And I go, that's. Of course she would say that. That's what she would say as a younger sister. But you and Gary look like the same font.

[B]

Well, there are no pictures of my mom pregnant with me. And we still haven't gotten to the bottom of it. She was like, I gained 50 pounds. I didn't want a photo.

[A]

So you're like, I know who the dad is, don't know who the mom.

[B]

There is something amiss. Still to this day, 32 years old, and if my brother says I'm adopted, I quick look at my mom just to see her initial reaction. I'm not convinced.

[A]

Oh, I have to make an apology.

[B]

The floor is nice.

[A]

I did something jarring. Yeah. And I didn't warn you.

[B]

Okay, I know what it is. I know what it is. And you did this last time, right?

[A]

Oh, I didn't know we were counting. I didn't know we're keeping score.

[B]

You change your profile picture, all of a sudden you're DMing me. And I'm like, throw. I'm like, who is this?

[A]

Who's DMing me?

[B]

Cause you get used to the photo staring back at you.

[A]

So I'm easily socially peer pressured. So I posted those new photos and people liked them. And everyone's like, change your profile picture. So I changed it. And immediately I didn't like It. I thought it was too sexy for me because, like, sometimes when I'm so sexy, I'm like, people can't handle this. It's too much sex.

[B]

No, your profile picture is very reflective of, like, what you're going through at that time and how you feel about yourself.

[A]

Yeah. And I. I don't want people to go to my page and immediately see sex kitten. Even though, like, am I a sex kitten? Yes. But do I always want to be her? No. Is it hard being a sex kitten so much?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But the. You being 25.

[B]

Your 20, 25. Sex symbol of the year.

[A]

I just think Girls who are 34 have the highest sex drive. Like, we're.

[B]

Wait, do they?

[A]

Oh, my God. Your 30s, it's crazy. You start, like, humping tables again.

[B]

Look at you.

[A]

You only felt that, yet you're only 32. Just wait, it's gonna hit.

[B]

Wait. I turned 33, like, tomorrow.

[A]

I know. I'm ready.

[B]

I'm ready.

[A]

I have your gift. 30, babe. 33 and 32. Same age. Yeah. 34. You're 40. Okay, enjoy.

[B]

That's crazy. 34. I'm 35. I'm not 40 yet, but 35.

[A]

I'm 45 is 40.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

One year.

[B]

Give me a break.

[A]

No, turning 33 is great. Great because you're like, I'm still 30.

[B]

Yeah. I don't care about turning 33.

[A]

The following years, I'm gonna have to put you in, like, a brutal psych ward.

[B]

I think we got the Botox now.

[A]

You guys, I'm 34. Paige is 32 right now. I'm like, you little baby.

[B]

Yeah, you little tiny baby. Keep treating me like that.

[A]

You are. You're my little young baby with my baby Botox.

[B]

You know what I did this week?

[A]

What'd you do? You know when you have, like.

[B]

Yes, actually, I was gonna say. No, you definitely don't. You know when you have projects around your house that, like, you wanna get done.

[A]

And you don't.

[B]

I know that you don't.

[A]

I'm like, when my mom visits, I'm gonna.

[B]

Yeah, okay. Exactly my point. So I have, like, insane closet space in my apartment. I really have, like, great closets, but I have everything's, like, split up into my closets. So, like, not all my stuff is in, like, one closet, like a freaking normal person. So I have, like, six of them. Okay? And I'm not complaining.

[A]

Wait, can I.

[B]

And I'm not bragging.

[A]

Can I call you out? One of these could have been a bedroom for, like, her family when she Visited.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

You couldn't have had a pull out couch? That's crazy.

[B]

I don't want people staying. I don't want you coming and staying with me. For you.

[A]

That's part of you, that's smart.

[B]

Get a hotel like a normal person.

[A]

Mom and dad, you were saying you have a project and you have six closets.

[B]

So this week I was like, guys, all right. I was like, guys, I can't get glam. I literally was like, I'm not glamming this week at all. I'm not glamming. I'm not going anywhere. I'm staying in my apartment. That's the only thing I'm doing Monday through Friday.

[A]

You did Amazon.

[B]

I know.

[A]

Josephine told me.

[B]

I know.

[A]

And I was like, this poor girl.

[B]

That was the only time I had to leave my apartment. So I did all my zooms and all my calls from that. I literally had a week where it's like, you know, and you're just like, oh, when I have time, I'll do that. I dedicated a week to all of those projects and it was so invigorating and amazing. And my apartment looks fake. It's in tip top shape.

[A]

I do have to say, like, you went on Fallon like the previous week, and like, there's something weird to be said that, like, the joy of going on Fallon is actually equivalent to the joy of, like, finishing a project in your house. And I don't mean to be like, Fallon is not incredible, but there is.

[B]

It's what brings you joy in your house.

[A]

It's what brings you joy. And I've done Fallon, and I've never completed a project in my house. And what I would give to finish.

[B]

Hannah, I installed shelves. I took my toolbox out.

[A]

Wait, I knew you did. Cause I sent you that meme of that cat with the juicy.

[B]

You give me an edible and I'll come up with crazy organizational projects.

[A]

So this is my brain right now, you guys. So I haven't received my driver's license yet.

[B]

Like, in the mail.

[A]

In the mail. Cause I don't know what my address is. I've moved so many times. Gun to my head, couldn't tell you where it is. But then, like, you go online and my dmv, I can't get it to work.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So then Des was like, did it.

[B]

Stress you out when I said you have to register or you have to vote?

[A]

Yeah, well, I think I'm actually. I'm set up to vote in Long island, which is my situation, I believe. But I have to double check the dmv. Des was like, send them an email. And I was like, I don't think the DMV does. I don't think they. But anyway, I send them an email, and being like, hi, my name's Hannah. Hope your week is going well.

[B]

They're like, the DMV has a fuck you button, like, for sure.

[A]

So they respond with, like, a generic email being like, hey, we don't know what you're talking about. Can you call this number? Which I took as a. I'm never gonna get my license. So Des yesterday was like, did you call the dmv? And I was like, I emailed them.

[B]

And he was like, no, I'm a millennial. Call the DM Me.

[A]

He goes, well, what'd they say? And he said, they gave me a number, but, like, obviously, I'm not gonna do that. And he goes, you have to call them. And I'm like, call text. So I have to call them. I'd actually rather. Has this been stressing you out for days. Days. This is month two. Just two months in. I passed my test in August.

[B]

Wait, that you haven't called?

[A]

Yeah. So I'd actually rather physically go into the DMV than call them because I don't think they're gonna. There's something about customer service where whenever I have to explain what's wrong, they always respond to me like they've never heard it in the world. And like, I'm. I'm insane.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, you know, you say something like, so basically be like, hey, I have to set up a new appointment.

[B]

And they're like, I don't do customer.

[A]

Service, so I don't know what to do. I just.

[B]

I just keep it. I don't even return.

[A]

I'm like, I can't. I think I just, like, not gonna have a driver's license.

[B]

I think you should call if there's any.

[A]

Again, if there's any good gigglers at the dmv, I need your help. Also, one other note. I really thought in 2025 there'd be more things going on with 3D printers.

[B]

Hannah. Yes.

[A]

I've never been more aligned on something. I just thought about we were gonna be building houses by now the way I thought.

[B]

Do you remember when all the 3D printer talk was happening a couple years ago? There was a girl that came out with getting your n. A 3D printer. Where is she? Where is she?

[A]

Are they holding her hostage?

[B]

It was like you put your hand in a machine and it just went and did it, like, quickly.

[A]

Big nail group companies were like, oh, hello, Hansen is.

[B]

No. What's going on with 3D printing?

[A]

When I first heard of 3D printing, I said, oh, this is.

[B]

I thought they were going to solve, like, so many medical things.

[A]

No, for sure. I recently heard of something. There's certain. Oh, someone told me there's a conspiracy theory that this is so niche and not important, but it's for the golfers out there. It's perfect for the podcast. Okay. So if you ever play golf, all you do is, like, lose your golf ball all the time. And I realized, like, it's definitely there should be an app to help you find your golf ball. Like, men spend hours just, like, in the woods trying to find their golf balls. Then I realized they don't want to have an app for people to find golf balls because they want people to keep buying golf balls. And that's on period.

[B]

The golf ball a real.

[A]

So now they could also just change.

[B]

The color of the golf balls.

[A]

Yes. But it's still hard to see it. Like, if it gets in the. In the woods, men are out here just, like, searching for golf balls for hours. But then again, maybe the wives. Maybe the wives are, like, good, I wouldn't want them to find the golf ball. Let them just, like, search for the golf ball. But then it's funny because when women. Men can't find anything ever.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So, like, maybe it's just the men because I find my golf balls.

[B]

When you're golfing, like, and you hit it into, like, the woods, are you actually hitting it from the woods back sometimes you're not picking it up and caring?

[A]

No, that's cheating.

[B]

That sounds stupid. I would be cheating all the time.

[A]

So when you're in the woods, like, sometimes if you hit it wrong, it can hit the tree and come back and, like, kill you. No, like, golf is a serious sport. People don't talk about it, but, like, like, it's. My brother almost.

[B]

Has anyone ever died playing professional golf?

[A]

Yeah, my mother almost decapitated me once.

[B]

Like, whilst on tv, like, playing someone DM me.

[A]

They were like, I know you make fun of Paige, not be able to spell, but every now and then she drops a word that everyone's like, like, walzed. That was crazy.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

People have died. People definitely have gotten concussions. I mean, in professional golf.

[B]

I don't think anyone. Any professional golfers have died while playing golf.

[A]

I think people who are watching them play have died because they got hit with the ball. Would people be dying?

[B]

I Mean, it's inevitable people are going to die.

[A]

If you wanted to kill someone, going golf can go pole isn't gonna. I can't tell if you're.

[B]

Like, if you were a hitman, like, that's how you would set it up. So it looked like an accident for the murder. It's really going golfing.

[A]

Could you step back a little farther?

[B]

No, wait. Can you look up if anyone's died planned?

[A]

I am looking it up right now. It doesn't look like anybody's died on the field. Okay, look, I had a really good idea with 3D printers, and then I lost it.

[B]

And that's friendship. You have to. Sometimes you're gonna have really good ideas.

[A]

Really high highs and really low lows.

[B]

And you have to remember that that's the same person you love.

[A]

Wait, it's literally like quicksand. 3D printers. I thought it was gonna be more prevalent in our society.

[B]

I thought it was gonna. Yeah, I did not see AI coming. Okay, for a loop.

[A]

I mean, I did. Have you seen iRobot? 15 years ago.

[B]

I just thought that we'd have more. It'd be more accessible to get like, 3D printed things.

[A]

I just think that people don't.

[B]

Like, I thought I'd own a 3D printer by now.

[A]

No, for sure. Wait, I know what happened. Printers don't work. No one could figure out, first, we have a 3D printer. Let's get a normal printer to work with the Bluetooth. Yeah, printers used to work until you guys got all fancy with it. I swear to God. Dust. And I got a printer. It's never worked. We've had it for like six months. It's never worked.

[B]

I've seen that printer.

[A]

Yeah, it's.

[B]

You know what's crazy? I use my printer all the time, and it works.

[A]

You run out of ink ever? Do you know how to replace the ink cartridge? I do. Also, the. No, I can't. That's like the dmv. Not on Sunday, you guys. This is Sunday, by the way. Oh, my God. You know, it would be such a good movie. Botox. Serial Killer. How a woman is killing people, giving them Botox.

[B]

Yeah, I think about that all the time. I get like, an iv.

[A]

Yeah, you think everyone with IV is trying to murder you.

[B]

Speaking of trying to murder me, I got into an Uber the other day, and I. You ever. Like, you're just so parched. Like, you're so fucking thirsty every second of the day. You're just like, I'll die if I don't have a Sip of water.

[A]

Literally me every second.

[B]

And I get into this Uber, and in the cup holder, two freshly ice cold aquapana. I mean, I was in an suv.

[A]

It was nice.

[B]

It looked so good. But in my head, I can never drink a drink from an Uber. Take a piece of gum or a mint because you've poisoned it.

[A]

Wait, I love. So you're, like, torching yourself. Staring.

[B]

Staring at it.

[A]

Wait, but do you ever see, like, okay, if it's not open, don't trust it. But there's a seal for a reason. You think they murdered the people?

[B]

I think they unsealed it, put in the poison, sealed it back up. It's not that hard to reseal things.

[A]

True. If you have a resealer at home. Yeah, I'm sure you can with your printer.

[B]

I'm sure you could 3D print a resealer.

[A]

Wait, that's crazy.

[B]

And I feel bad because some Uber drivers, you're like, you can tell that they, like, do a. They're like, I'm gonna go and get all of this stuff for the back of my car. I'm gonna have this, like, thing playing. There's lights, and I'm just like, I love the effort, but I personally can never drink or eat something from an Uber.

[A]

So the guy straight up will be like, if you need water, it's right here. And you go, not gonna get me today, sir. I'm not that easy.

[B]

I'm like, yeah, try. Maybe the next girl will fall for that.

[A]

See, I'm the kind of person where, like, at a party, if I'm really thirsty and I see there's water, even if it's been drinking from, I'm drinking it.

[B]

I have my mom in my head saying, don't you dare pick that up.

[A]

Also, I'm like, no one's roofing a water.

[B]

I don't know. I mean, being roofied in an Uber is kind of the perfect crime.

[A]

True.

[B]

If you think about it and someone drinks it and they pass out in the Uber. There you go.

[A]

If you were a waitress at a restaurant and someone, like, didn't finish their fries and you were really hungry, would you ever eat the fries when you bring it back? Okay, okay, so you're not, like, psycho.

[B]

Like, if I worked there, I was the waitress and I'm like, in the kitchen and I, like, have the plate.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm not like, a freak. Obviously. I would, like.

[A]

Even though they're, like, dirty little hands is, like, all over it, I actually caused a little bit of a stir yesterday. Wait, why Was I giving the Teen Vogue party?

[B]

Because I also just know it's going to be like the most non stirring thing.

[A]

This is so sad. My mom was singing jazz as she does. And we're at this restaurant. It was me and my dad at the bar chilling. Yeah. And then suddenly this guy's like, someone lost jewelry. Someone lost jewelry. And he comes up to me and he's holding this, like, gem. This. It looks like a big, big diamond.

[B]

Yeah. And he goes like, ring.

[A]

It was just like a stone. Yeah. And he's like, is this yours? And I was like, no, sir, it's not mine. He goes, it was right under you. And I was like, not mine. Thank you so much. You're not my gemstone. I'm a Peridot. That's not me. I'm an August baby. I'm like, so please leave me alone. I'm with my dad. And he goes, are you sure? And I look and I realize I had just threw on some Crocs and they had all these jibbits on. One of the Jibbitz was like, these, like, jam jibbits. And I go, oh, that's my Jibbet. And the guy goes, what? And I go, thank you. And I couldn't put it back. It's hard to put the. How did the Jibbet come off? Who knows? So anyway, my Crocs caused quite a stir the bar yesterday. But it looked like it was.

[B]

I have another reason why the Crocs caused quite a stir at the bar yesterday.

[A]

They were also.

[B]

How'd they come up with the name Jibbet?

[A]

I didn't know what a jibbitz was. I said, excuse you. And then they said, it's just like.

[B]

They really popped off with the Jibbitz.

[A]

They really popped off with their collaborations. And it's crazy because haven't gotten an email.

[B]

Do you think I'm keeping us from getting a Croc giggly squad collab?

[A]

You know, I didn't.

[B]

If anything, they have built in hilarious marketing because it could just be like a commercial about how you've gotten me to wear Crocs and I've been, like, against it.

[A]

I think they've pitched it and you said no.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

I feel like, what if Hannah convinced Paige and you go, do you know what? I want to pitch Crocs?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

A Croc with a pointed toe.

[B]

That sounds so fucking ugly. I can't even. But their whole thing, I think, though.

[A]

Is like having wide feet.

[B]

Oh, is it?

[A]

I don't know, but it's shaped as Your foot is. Which is like. It goes out and all these shoes that make your feet turn in. It's like when they. I don't.

[B]

I don't align with you on this.

[A]

It's the patriarchy. I'm literally almost done with my refresher. I'm still in my mango pineapple refresher. Bs. What are you drinking? Cause you're serious.

[B]

I always get. That's blueberry with lemonade.

[A]

Very good shade today. It kind of matches your nails.

[B]

Yes, it does.

[A]

Are we doing red now? Is it time?

[B]

No, I'm almost done with red. Jaclyn comes next week. These puppies are gone and we'll see them next year. Well, I got one time in the.

[A]

Spring I got French, so it means I could have a French for like two years. It just. No one can tell. It just grows out. I'm looking at my notes. I did say I need to see T Pain live. Is that coming across your TikTok at all?

[B]

No, it's not.

[A]

My TikTok is all T Pain. He's like dancing, like, amazing. I just feel like he's.

[B]

That he's low key, like the best singer.

[A]

Yeah. I think his concerts are, like, insane. Chris is nodding. Are you a big T line guy? I've seen some of the T Pain concerts. It's good. Chris and I actually have the same algorithm. Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

I feel like you guys, you have a very similar algorithm. You have a 26 year old man's algorithm. 100%. That makes actually so much sense. The other day, my algorithm got almost like, too girly. Like, I was like, how many skincare routines can I fucking watch?

[A]

Well, you haven't been looking at my messages.

[B]

And so then I went and looked at your messages and got my algorithm back to, like, a lovely place. I was like, hello. Give me a couple humor jokes.

[A]

Whenever DEZ looks at my TikTok, he goes, why? You have so many more tits than me on your TikTok? And I'm like, sorry's just beautiful. Women like being funny and cool. And his is, like, about hip mobility, but that's just. That's just his age showing.

[B]

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[B]

Your best friend wore a dress that I wore. Hailey Bieber wore this black dress that I wore to Las Coltristas. So we're basically sisters.

[A]

Where'd she wear it?

[B]

I don't know. No, she wore it to the Kylie Jenner something.

[A]

Did she wear the hat?

[B]

No, she didn't. Well, there was a theme for Las Coltristas that nobody did, so that's why I was wearing the hat. And it's like the whole thing. I still haven't forgotten about it. But anyway, I digress.

[A]

I saw the Met America.

[B]

The gala. Gala Academy, Academy of the America of.

[A]

America, Society Museum, Geographic, National Geographic. That's what it was.

[B]

When all these celebrities go to, like one thing and you're like, oh, they've all been going for years. You're like, I've never heard of this.

[A]

Well, they were saying it's like the Met Gala of the West Coast. Wait.

[B]

And I was like, that's exactly the name of it, though.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, that's it. We can't get it again.

[B]

Charity of the gala, the museums.

[A]

Were there any outfits that you were like, into or the vibes? What are you thinking about? The state of fashion.

[B]

As someone who's just cleaned her closet.

[A]

So you're in a refreshed palette right now.

[B]

People were really hating on Kim Kardashian. Did you see she had, like, that, first of all, covered face?

[A]

Kim Kardashian is so cunt. Because one. We all knew it was her. Do you know how good your branding has to be to show up without your face? And people go, that's Kim K. Yes. She's won. She's won. And then she's.

[B]

Honestly, when we did Vanity Fair, I didn't even see Kim K. Walk in, and I felt her presence. I was like, kim Kardashian is here.

[A]

That was cunt with a K. And then she.

[B]

The Schiaparelli.

[A]

Everyone's talking, but everyone's talking about Kim.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then the jewels were insane also. Like, I wonder, does she have full glam under, or do you think she.

[B]

Said yes, she did, because she was taking. It was a dinner, so she knew. She was, like, taking that off.

[A]

Gonna take it off. Okay, what'd you say about Schiaparelli?

[B]

She wore that. She wore a Schiaparelli dress to her premiere of that show, which I can't wait for that to come out.

[A]

Yeah. Really, really good.

[B]

What is that? What? Something all something something corsets are back. Yeah.

[A]

I feel like we're reclaiming them.

[B]

From the Victorians.

[A]

I don't. I mean, like, sitting in a cr.

[B]

No, I actually. Do you remember that lime green corset that you had that you literally wore everywhere?

[A]

Wait, why do I not remember?

[B]

Are you kidding? You had a lime green corset.

[A]

Are you kidding? It ruined my life. And you can't remember.

[B]

You wore this lime green corset from Amazon everywhere. You wore it with green pants, you wore it with silver pants, you wore it with jeans. I've seen this always.

[A]

So you bringing up corsets right now is actually really tricky. That era was crazy.

[B]

When windbreaker pants were trending, I was scared for my life because I was like, hannah's thrown out all of her pants. She only wind breaks. She's a windbreaker now. Like, she only breaks wind. Like there's nothing else she's doing but going outside and breaking wind farting.

[A]

It's a great pan for farts. I posted a TikTok, which I've been. I'm getting back on my TikTok era. Cause people are making fun of millennials for putting LOL at the end of sentences. And I realize I do beginning and end like I do a LOL sandwich. Yeah. Let me just redo my Tick Tock video. But I was like, it's like an emotional.

[B]

Blanket.

[A]

Emotional blanket.

[B]

Security blanket.

[A]

Security blanket. But that if you're making fun of someone for putting lol before, after, like you didn't live through 9, 11 and.

[B]

Gen Z can't say anything about it because they weren't even.

[A]

No. Like, they don't have any. They like are reading about it.

[B]

Do you want to know what I think it is? I think millennials are such like people pleasers in general where Gen Z isn't.

[A]

Yeah. Gen Z will just stare at you like thinking about something else, even though you ask them like a very straightforward question.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We're like, if I don't say LOL at the beginning of my text, that means I did not acknowledge your presence. Like, I didn't give you credit.

[B]

I think our generation of parents were so not like disregarded as children, but they had such freedom as children where it was like, yeah, and be home before six. Like they could do whatever the fuck they wanted. So that like them raising us, they're like, and here's everything you'll ever need. And then we. Are we the ones having Gen Z?

[A]

No, I think we. It's because we invented LOL. It's like, don't tell me I can't use LOL. We invented LOL T9.

[B]

I actually had some Gen Z college girls DM me and say, we are playing Flip cup. And I said, thank you for doing the research that matters.

[A]

Thank you for doing the research that matters. I got a couple of those too, which is really good. I think it was more for the bit so we don't need those details. Actually it was funnier to think that like they didn't.

[B]

I love thinking that.

[A]

But there are games.

[B]

Everyone's studying at college.

[A]

But I do think some games do get lost in translation. In translation.

[B]

And it's sad.

[A]

I. I have some shows that I watched with my husband I kill.

[B]

Who just brought him up on the podcast. No.

[A]

Should we take it out?

[B]

What shows? Wait, did you watch that Netflix documentary about the woman in Florida that gets shot through the door?

[A]

That's on my list. Well, it's cause DEZ was home and he goes, he says verbatim, watch that documentary stuff when I'm not here. So I watched Task with him that everyone's into it.

[B]

Everyone's talking about it.

[A]

No, they love Task Ask because the guys are hot in it. And they say they have their like Philly Philadelphia accents. They say water.

[B]

Are those particularly sought out, sought after accent?

[A]

I Wouldn't say they're sought after, but like, the hose. Get the hose. Some water in the hose. The ham. Are you coming home?

[B]

Is that Philly? I would have said that's like, Minnesota.

[A]

It's Philly. Minnesota is more like, oh, yeah, yeah. Wait, that's how mental.

[B]

Like Pennsylvania. Like, they really have an accent.

[A]

Yeah, and it's cool. But anyway, it's.

[B]

The further you go down, the scarier it gets.

[A]

That's why I tell my husband. Speaking of. Speaking of, have you seen. As two Italian girls. Have you seen the bush thong? It's. Why are people, like, online being like, why is she doing the Bush song? Obviously it's a bit.

[B]

Yeah, obviously. It's like just to get a chance. Like a novelty.

[A]

Yeah, it's like, funny too. And people are, like, trying to get to the bottom of it.

[B]

Serious, let's have. Let's wait.

[A]

Let's be camp.

[B]

I actually did wear my nipple bra out last night.

[A]

Where? Just out the library. Dunkin Donuts.

[B]

I wore tits out to dinner and I told everyone. I said, I have a nipple bra on.

[A]

Have you wanted to get your nipple pierced before?

[B]

Did you see the newsletter when I put them nipple covers in that are pierced?

[A]

Yeah. Grace and I were freaked out. Neither of you guys brought it up.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Cause we were fucking scared.

[B]

I saw them on Amazon.

[A]

She literally looked at me and she goes. She goes, did you see what page? I go, yeah, I saw you in the newsletter. And she goes, should we say something? I'm like, I don't know. I think I just pretend didn't happen and go forward. Cause it was fucking rage bait. It was rage bait. I'm not like. I thought you guys were gonna. I was having a day and then I saw that and I said, I don't need this shit right now. I said, she's mocking me. She's coming for me in some way. Why is that coming for you? You know, it's just like, you know, I don't need that. Like, also, there's only room for one psycho person on, like, this is the newsletter. You pick something nice and chic and pretty, and I pick something. Something off color. And then you post that. And I said, everything's off. I don't like this. I don't. I'm not gonna. Because, look, it's like if you give someone attention for doing something bad, they like it and they do it again.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And that's because I'm such a goody two shoes. It's really off brand for me. Like, I would never get my nipples pierced. Also, I have, like, a phobia of.

[B]

Like, I looked into it for a while.

[A]

Your mom. Your poor mom, like, she's making a rosary.

[B]

She's like, where did I go wrong? I prayed for her every day.

[A]

I have a fear that if you can't. You are everyone's dream child.

[B]

You had a fear of what you were gonna get, like, an infection.

[A]

No, I have a fear that I'd be paralyzed if I would move. Oh, my God. Paralama. That's so fucking crazy. I'm sorry, Pearless, but I thought that, like, your nipple would lose feeling.

[B]

Oh, that can happen. Yeah, that actually can happen, I think.

[A]

And then there was a time where I thought it was cool to get your inner ear pierced.

[B]

It's called, like, a. Oh, yeah, it's called.

[A]

It has a stupid name. It's like, Icarus or something. What is this called?

[B]

I feel like, shoot, that's gonna really annoy. What is that called? Chris, look this up.

[A]

Like a seashell.

[B]

I don't know how to even describe it.

[A]

It's called. It's that inner ear thing. Trachea. Trachea.

[B]

No, that's your throat.

[A]

Tragus.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Which sounds like a labia. Sounds like something in the vagina that men, like, don't know what it is.

[B]

It sounds like something in the Game of Thrones.

[A]

I really wanted to get my tragus pierced for, like, a week.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I did all the research.

[B]

Queen Tragus of the North.

[A]

I'm like, I think my tragus is inflamed. No, I really was like, what is. I'm sorry. There's, like, 12 different names for these things. There's a diagram for these things. Anyway, it's tragus. It's tragus. I think it is. So I. I read that if it goes wrong, it could, like, fuck up your balance.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

And I was like, well, then I won't go pro as a tennis player. And my dad would be so mad at me. Turns out, could have done it.

[B]

Turns out, could have pierced it a couple times.

[A]

Yeah. I could have used it as an excuse. So I didn't get it for that reason. But, yeah, I have a phobia also. I really want to get. I mean, you know, I love a. What's it called? Ear cuff. Ear cuff. But I realized if you get it, like, permanent, you, like, can't sleep on that side.

[B]

Like, if you get your cartilage pierced.

[A]

Yeah. Like, it'll. It'll hurt. Like, those little things will ruin my Life. Life.

[B]

I agree. I have heard that cartilage hurts because, like, it's so thick there.

[A]

Because I try to nap a lot with an ear cuff, and I have to take off the ear cuff to nap.

[B]

Well, of course I have sensory issues 100%. Like, and I never sleep in earrings, rings, jewelry, anything.

[A]

If I'm trying to sleep and I decide I need to, like, flip over, and I can't flip over because of my ear, I'm calling the police on myself.

[B]

Also, some earrings, like, really poke you. Like, they're really a sharp back.

[A]

Someone invented, like, a nap earring.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Which is very niche, but it hasn't been tested by me yet, and we need to test it.

[B]

Wait, so mom tested, kid approved.

[A]

If you get married one day, you're gonna take off your rings before you go to sleep.

[B]

Ooh.

[A]

What a good question.

[B]

What a good question, Hannah. Honestly, I might.

[A]

I recommend it. I think that's why I have, like.

[B]

Bacterial infection, because I really can't sleep in any. Like, I could sleep in rings and bracelets. I'm never sleeping in necklaces or earrings.

[A]

Yeah, I actually used to live in a necklace. Like, I'd put it on a necklace, and I'm like, this is me until it, like, falls off.

[B]

I can't.

[A]

I think I wore the same necklace, like, all high school college.

[B]

Was it a Tiffany Hart?

[A]

No, it was like a little tennis racket.

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

You just call me a nerd under your breath.

[B]

No, I said, oh, my God.

[A]

Wait. I did something I think you'd find relatable.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So I bought this face care thing of one of those masks that you put on that you wake up, and it's like you peel it off. The second I put it on, it dried up, and I felt so dry. I don't want to say it.

[B]

No, say it.

[A]

Medicube.

[B]

Wait, you did it wrong. You must have done it wrong.

[A]

You take.

[B]

Okay, so you take it out of the package. You're in your.

[A]

No, it's not. It's literally just lotion.

[B]

Oh, the one that comes out of the squeeze bottle. Okay.

[A]

I put it on, and then it immediately. Like, I felt so dry.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And they were like. You have to sleep in it, and then the morning, you pull it off or whatever. But, like, after 20 minutes, I, like, had to freak out, and I washed it off.

[B]

Maybe you're allergic to it.

[A]

I think my skin's just too dry.

[B]

Why don't you just get. Why don't. Why did you even get that one? That's too high level for you. You have to get. Just get the other one.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

They're really good. You're gonna love it.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Your mom should get them too.

[A]

Oh, you have to come from my family. Don't talk about my family. Thank you for gigging with us, guys.

[B]

Thank you for being here while we worked some things out.

[A]

Yeah, I think we figured some stuff out. Congratulate Paige on her popping her botox cherry. Her new face. If she looks different, don't tell her. Just be like, you look the same. No, literally, don't tell me. No, you look amazing. You really do look amazing. You just look awake.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Which, honestly, we've never looked. What's it like being awake right now?

[B]

My whole brand has now changed.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, my God. You have to change Daphne completely to, like, running wear. She goes, we're doing marathons in Daphne now. I'm going to Wisconsin this weekend in Madison Green Bay. So you guys there get tickets.

[B]

And thank you, Duncan, for supporting this episode of Giggly Squad.

[A]

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