Giggling about geosexuals, gray hair, and invisible ink

Summary

Giggly Squad: Giggling about Geosexuals, Gray Hair, and Invisible Ink

Hosts: Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo
Date: May 19, 2026
Episode Theme: Navigating chaos, friendships, trends in aging (hello, gray hair), pop-culture hot takes, and adulting mishaps—with the signature self-deprecating, chaotic humor the Giggly Squad is known for.

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Episode Overview

This episode is the ultimate grab bag: Hannah and Paige deliver stories from their personal and professional lives, tackle the drama and hilarity of everyday chaos (from lost purses to wild weddings), and dissect cultural and beauty trends, including the mysterious world of geosexuals and handling graying hair. Pop culture observations and TV true crime breakdowns round out the giggles. If you want comfort and chaos with a side of "did they really just say that?", this episode is your vibe.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Personal Chaos and Friend Mishaps

• Dump Truck Disaster (01:14–03:33): Daphne shares a saga about a dump truck taking out her WiFi, wires down all over the street, and a scramble with Verizon and the police (“The men have lost it.” — Paige, 01:59).
• Recording Woes: Good-natured ribbing about creative excuses for dodging podcast recording—“Normally it's a UTI. This is refreshing.” (Paige, 03:20)

2. Fashion, Events, and Social Anxiety

• Sports Illustrated Weekend Recap (04:24–14:10): Paige recounts making new friends at a swanky SI event—navigating outfits, losing essentials ({"I'm literally raw-dogging the Sports Illustrated party.” — Paige, 08:23}), and her locker-room approach to girl power.
• Friendship in Your 30s: Both muse on how hard it is to manage a growing friend group as an adult.
• Coat & Purse Drama: A comical series of losing and reclaiming her belongings, culminating in the SI Editor-in-Chief finding her purse and Molly Sims rescuing her phone.
• Outfit Faves and Mishaps (23:25–25:50): The hosts discuss the emotional labor of outfit choices, with Paige’s surprise love for a green Michael Kors cape (“I look like a wealthy aunt coming in between her European vacations.” — Paige, 24:06). Wardrobe malfunctions abound.

3. Female Solidarity & Bodyguard Business Ideas

• Undercover Female Bodyguards (14:27–15:10): Paige and Alana Marr muse about the need for undercover female rugby-player bodyguards at high-profile events so celebs aren’t flanked by “sweaty men in tuxedos at Coachella.”

4. Pop Culture & Relationships

• Celebrity Double Dates & Competitiveness (16:08–17:43): Debating whether Timothée Chalamet and Jacob Elordi are competitive (“Do you think Timothy thinks that he’s more serious?” — Daphne, 17:18) and if society pits female celebs against each other more.
• Geosexuals — New Trend Alert (18:00–18:54): Paige introduces the concept of “geosexuals” (credit: Kelly), i.e., only having sex in certain countries. “Obsessed. It's like only eating bread in Italy.” — Paige, 18:18.

5. Wedding Funnies & Outfits Gone Sideways

• Daphne’s Italian Wedding Adventure (26:00–30:19): The joys and woes: from cash in envelopes and epic cookie tables to physically escaping a tight dress after too many raviolis.
• Gossip in the Bathroom Stalls: The universal truths about bathrooms as the epicenter of wedding gossip (29:28–29:42).
• Viral Wedding Worm: A tale of a bridesmaid whose dress splits during the worm dance—earning “Woman of STEM” honors.

6. Gray Hair, Beauty, and Aging

• Handling Grays — Honest Chats (34:54–39:47): Deep-dive into the psychology and hacks for managing gray hairs:
  • Dye sprays, tweezing, scissors.
  • The existential crisis of new grays, and the unfair double standard that men become “distinguished” while women stress (“Des’s life got significantly better when he went gray.” — Paige, 39:06).
  • Blonde friends spiraling about color changes.
  • Asking for science behind the myth—if you pluck one gray, do five more grow? (“I'd like a real Woman of STEM to clock in on this.” — Daphne, 38:06).

7. Invisible Ink & Digital Drama (31:55–33:13)

• Texting Secrets: Paige uses invisible ink for the first time, sparking a discussion about digital privacy, gossip, and “the freedom of not having your phone.”

8. Pop Culture Quickies

• Harry Styles Tour Debrief (33:27–34:46): Is he the new rock star, or just everyone's fun friend? Plus, tour setup criticisms and the generational gap in fandom: “We were too old for One Direction.” — Paige, 34:49.

9. TV, True Crime, and Podcast Picks

• Documentary Deep Dive: "The Crash" (44:14–50:57): The hosts dissect a true-crime Netflix documentary, debating murder motives and the hidden evidence found only on Hulu’s “Mean Girl Murders.” ("Something is awry...there was nothing to work with." — Paige, 49:51)
• Book & Podcast Club (51:08–54:25):
  • How fast is “too fast” for readers on TikTok (“How are they reading so quickly?” — Daphne, 51:38)
  • New pod recommendation: “Love Trapped”—the saga of former Bachelor Clayton getting “baby reindeered” by a catfishing extortionist (“She’s blowing up his phone, his emails. She’s threatening to get his real estate license revoked.” — Paige, 54:07)

10. General Life, Routines, and Weekend Vibes

• Sunday Reset Rituals (56:16–57:05): Gushing about the joy found in adult routines: candles, fresh laundry, and the “sensual” comfort of a perfect Sunday night.

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Notable Quotes & Favorite Moments (with Timestamps)

• Dump Truck Disaster:
  “The men have lost it.” — Paige, (01:59)
• Raw-Dogging SI Party:
  “I'm literally raw-dogging the Sports Illustrated party.” — Paige, (08:23)
• New Friends Over 30:
  “In your 30s, it doesn't happen...I have to cancel plans...How do people keep up?” — Paige, (05:54)
• Undercover Female Bodyguards:
  “We need undercover bodyguards that are just really strong girls.” — Paige, (14:27)
• On Geosexuality:
  “Obsessed. It's like only eating bread in Italy.” — Paige, (18:18)
• Fashion Vibes:
  “I look like a wealthy aunt coming in between her European vacations.” — Paige, (24:06)
• Wedding Dress Survival:
  “I'm three raviolis deep...my stomach is really hurting. I said to Joe, unzip my dress.” — Daphne, (28:08)
• Gossip in Bathrooms:
  “That's the podcast I want to listen to.” — Paige, (29:42)
• Bridesmaid Dress Malfunction:
  “She does the worm, the back of her dress pops. She’s our woman of STEM of the week.” — Paige, (31:27)
• Gray Hair Double Standard:
  “Des's life got significantly better when he went gray.” — Paige, (39:06)
• Book Talk/Reading Competitions:
  “Book talk is crazy. Also, I'm like, how fast do you guys read?” — Paige, (51:34)
• Love Trapped Recap:
  “She’s blowing up his phone, emails. He’s blocking her. She’s threatening to get his real estate license revoked.” — Paige, (54:07)
• Sunday Reset:
  “There's nothing I love more than a Sunday reset day. It's my favorite thing in the world.” — Paige, (56:35)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• Dump Truck & Tech Chaos: 01:14–03:33
• Sports Illustrated Weekend & Making Friends: 04:24–14:10
• Female Bodyguard Business Idea: 14:27–15:10
• Celebrity Relationship Analysis: 16:08–17:43
• Geosexual Trend & Italy Only: 18:00–18:54
• Wedding Stories & Dress Malfunctions: 26:00–31:27
• Gray Hair and Aging Realness: 34:54–39:47
• Invisible Ink & Digital Secrets: 31:55–33:13
• Harry Styles & Pop Star Chitchat: 33:27–34:46
• True Crime & Doc Breakdown - "The Crash": 44:14–50:57
• Book & Podcast Club: 51:08–54:25
• Weekend Routines & Adulting Joy: 56:16–57:05

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Tone and Style

True to Giggly Squad style—chaotic, self-deprecating, unapologetically unserious, with BFF banter, abrupt segues, and a sense of sisterhood that underlines every bit of ridiculousness and honest confession.

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In Summary

Hannah and Paige are in peak giggler form, blending relatable mishaps, friendship wisdom, and pop culture obsessions. From tech meltdowns and lost purses to philosophical debates about gray hair and bodyguards, this episode is a hilarious ode to the struggles and small joys of being a not-quite-grown-up woman. If you want validation for your chaos or just to laugh with friends you haven’t met, don’t miss it.

Transcript

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[Paige Desorbo]

I tell myself it's not about comparing. But then I start wondering, what can they lift? Are they adding more weight to their barbell than I am? And suddenly I'm not training. Then I realize my journey is not theirs. I've earned every step. So I smile. My smile is the shape resilience takes to keep me moving, to put more smiles out into the world. Colgate has supported female athletes for over 50 years with the Colgate Women's Games, the nation's longest running indoor track and field series for girls and women. Colgate, your smile is your strength.

[Daphne Moreau]

Sup, gigglers? Gary, fix your wifi manifest.

[Paige Desorbo]

We can't be managed.

[Daphne Moreau]

I mean, the day just got away from me.

[Paige Desorbo]

What are you giggling about?

[Daphne Moreau]

Just. Just everything. Our lives. Just everything. All. Everything.

[Paige Desorbo]

Can you tell them what happened this morning?

[Daphne Moreau]

So I'm just minding my own business. I'm about to start the pod.

[Paige Desorbo]

I don't say anything. I don't do anything.

[Daphne Moreau]

And this dump truck drives down the street. And literally.

[Paige Desorbo]

Suddenly this huge dump truck starts backing up into me.

[Daphne Moreau]

So stupid, but so funny. So this dump truck literally drives down the street, takes out every wire in its path. Like, was way too big to be, like, driving down the street. And the wires were kind of, like, hanging low.

[Paige Desorbo]

But doesn't it do that same route every day?

[Daphne Moreau]

Like, no, I don't. I have no idea. I don't know.

[Paige Desorbo]

The men have lost it.

[Daphne Moreau]

Yeah, guys, it's the one thing you do. It's like, logistics of the trash. Are you kidding? Are you kidding? No. It was actually two men. I looked. It was a man in the front seat driving and the passenger.

[Paige Desorbo]

So two of them.

[Daphne Moreau]

So the wires are, like, broken and on the street. And I'm like, my first incident is like, we're all going to blow up. Like, you can't drive over wires. Wouldn't if they're like, live and, like, there's electricity running through them. Whatever.

[Paige Desorbo]

Like when you're cutting a bomb, like, yeah, basically. Like, if you get the blue, it could all go south.

[Daphne Moreau]

So call Verizon. Verizon's like, sorry, can't come till tomorrow. I'm like, no, unacceptable. Call the police station.

[Paige Desorbo]

I said, can I speak to your manager? The president.

[Daphne Moreau]

I literally said, surprise.

[Paige Desorbo]

And, oh, bet.

[Daphne Moreau]

I'm calling your boss.

[Paige Desorbo]

What's the emergency? Men were being dumb outside.

[Daphne Moreau]

The police were like, no, that absolutely is an emergency. Like, we'll send someone over to, like, move them out of the way, make sure it's not dangerous. And then, like, Verizon has to come. So Verizon came, like, within the next, like, couple of hours. But I was like, this is ridiculous.

[Paige Desorbo]

We were supposed to record the pod, and I'm literally about to set up, and Paige is like, hey, a dump truck just broke my WI fi. And I go, at least get creative with it. I'm appreciative that you made up a creative story. Normally it's a uti.

[Daphne Moreau]

Hannah did say, I knew you were gonna think I was lying, so I did take a video. I just didn't send it because there was nothing of interest. But Hannah did say, I could be one of the nominees for Women of STEM of the Week if I could figure out how to hotspot spot, but I couldn't. But alas, here we are. The WI fi is restored. I could not figure out that hot spot.

[Paige Desorbo]

But you still get runner up of one of them of the week, which I'm really proud of you for. It was a hard day, actually.

[Daphne Moreau]

I feel like you're my women of some of the week because the amount of outfits you put together in one weekend.

[Paige Desorbo]

Honey, no, no, no.

[Daphne Moreau]

You must be so tired.

[Paige Desorbo]

The emotional stress of that, like, it's like I was in an outfit, stressed about how I was gonna do the next outfit. It's just like a never ending outfit nightmare.

[Daphne Moreau]

Welcome to life.

[Paige Desorbo]

This is your life.

[Daphne Moreau]

And then you post it and you're like, I'm really proud of this. And they're like, think again.

[Paige Desorbo]

I said, pick your favorite if you're a girl's girl, and if you're not girls girl, keep it to yourself. But I do have to say me at an event. Yeah, I don't know what happens to me, but it was chaos. Sports Illustrated, Times Square, vibes are high, and I'm making new friends. I actually walked in. It felt like the first day of school where, like, you don't know anyone, and it could go great and it could go horrible. I made so many new friends this weekend. Like, I literally was. No, they're all blonde. Don't worry.

[Daphne Moreau]

Phew.

[Paige Desorbo]

Xandra, we love you. Shout to Xandra. Well, Alona Mar is an athlete, so that doesn't count. Like, you guys are not.

[Daphne Moreau]

And Hannah did call me and was like, I love Brooks Nader. I knew you were gonna love her because Talk about an aura.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah. We immediately just started joking, and she's. She's everything I wanted her to be.

[Daphne Moreau]

Yeah.

[Paige Desorbo]

Because some people are so different off camera. Like, some people shut off. Off camera. So I was, like, making friends. Like, at the end of the weekend, people were, like, asking for my number and, like. Like, my dm. Am I, like, a new person? Because now I have, like, four new friends. And that third. In your 30s. It doesn't happen. Like, I'm in a whole new social situation now. Like, I have to cancel plans. Like, Right. I don't even know how to keep up with all my friends now. How do people keep up with a big friend group?

[Daphne Moreau]

It's really hard in your 30s.

[Paige Desorbo]

I'm stressed. But during the party, I'm, like, holding my jacket and my purse, and they're like, you have to go to the red carpet. And I was like, what do I do with my jacket and my purse? Lucio, our king, our Italian prince.

[Daphne Moreau]

Life is literally just asking yourself, where

[Paige Desorbo]

I'm gonna put my jacket? In my purse.

[Daphne Moreau]

Am I bringing a jacket? Where is my purse? Is it. Maybe I left it in this purse. It could be in another purse, like,

[Paige Desorbo]

now where it's in one hotel.

[Daphne Moreau]

Yeah.

[Paige Desorbo]

So I'm like, I can handle this. And Lucho's like, I'll take your jacket. I head down. I'm also chewing gum. Somehow, I don't know how this happened. I'm about to go on the carpet. Shannon Ford is there, and she's like, you can't go on the carpet chewing gum like that. And I was like, oh, no. And then she's a new mom. She puts her hand out, and I go put it in their hand.

[Daphne Moreau]

It's as if, like, when you become a mom, you sign a contract of, like, all the things you now have to do. And, like, disposing of gum is.

[Paige Desorbo]

And she saw me, and her mom alerts went out. She goes, that girl needs help. So I get on the carpet. Everything's fun. Oh, I gave my purse to the person you give your purse to. And I'm off the carpet. I'm ready to party. So I get into the party. I'm having fun, and I realize, don't have my coat or my purse. But I'm not stressed. I'm like, we're all having fun here. So I'm, like, going around just being like, anyone see jacket or purse?

[Daphne Moreau]

Okay.

[Paige Desorbo]

Anyway, making friends.

[Daphne Moreau]

This is my literal. I would have. I. First of all, I hate losing things because I don't lose things. And also talk about feeling bad for an inanimate object. When I lose, like, a piece of clothing, I'm like, and they're never coming home with me again.

[Paige Desorbo]

They don't know where Mama is, and they think that I didn't like them

[Daphne Moreau]

and I was getting rid of them.

[Paige Desorbo]

I wasn't. I wasn't getting rid of you. So I'm like, honestly, whoever has my purse is probably more responsible than I am. So I'm like, they'll hold my purse. But then it started to go, like, a little too long. I thought someone eventually would come up to me and be like, how do we have your purse now? Mind you, in my head, I'm like, where the Is my person? I go, Lucho. Lucho clearly has my jacket and my purse. No idea where Lucho is. No idea. I find someone who has Grace's number. Who has Lucho's number. So I'm actually at this point, kind of stressing, you don't have Lucho's number. I don't have my phone, babe. I don't have my. I don't have my. I'm literally raw, dogging the Sports illustrated party.

[Daphne Moreau]

It's 1994 at the sports Illustrated party for Hannah.

[Paige Desorbo]

I'm just hopping into photos, smiling, no idea what time it is. Also, meanwhile, not to get into it, but my mom was coming, and I didn't leave her a key for the apartment. So my mom is left for dead.

[Daphne Moreau]

Perfect.

[Paige Desorbo]

Left for dead. No, I have no phone. And everyone's just taking photos, being like, hey, you look so pretty. I'm like, I know.

[Daphne Moreau]

Everyone's just, like, showing their tits and,

[Paige Desorbo]

like, so finally we see Lucho, and he's all smiley, and he's like, I have your coat. And I was like, and where's my purse? And he's like, you never gave me your purse. And I was like, lucha, I swear to God, if you stole my purse. No, I'm just kidding. I could tell he had no idea where the purse was. So now I have my coat, which is, like, 50% good. So I'm still dancing.

[Daphne Moreau]

You didn't go up to anyone that worked there?

[Paige Desorbo]

This is my thing. I'm not ruining people's nights yet. Like, it was too early in the night for me to be like, I lost my purse. Like, everyone was still, like, sober. We just got to the club. It was literally a club. So I'm scared. Like, half an hour goes by the head of Sports Illustrated, mj, the Editor in chief walks into the party holding my purse. And I go up to her, I go, that's crazy. That's. That's my purse. And she's like, this purse has no identifying information. There's no wallet. There's. Because it was like a stylist gave me a purse. I didn't put a key.

[Daphne Moreau]

Wow.

[Paige Desorbo]

I didn't put a wallet. I didn't put an id. I'm like, I don't need id. I have a Charlotte Tilbury lip liner and my phone and I think a pad for my greasy skin. So she's like, we had no idea who this could be.

[Daphne Moreau]

Hannah. Hannah. Not. Not more than three days ago did I text Josephine for something. And I was like, we have to pay with your card. And she goes, I don't have my wallet. I go, but you're out in the world. You didn't bring a wallet. And she goes, no, I just have like Apple Pay.

[Paige Desorbo]

I'm that type B friend that's literally dancing. And I'm like, I have a flight in an hour.

[Daphne Moreau]

No, I was. I literally go, that's the most Gen Z thing I've ever heard. To leave the house without your wallet or your keys.

[Paige Desorbo]

It's something like weirdly rebellious or like empowering where I'm like, I'm not gonna bring it. And it's always like the one day they're like, you can't do anything unless you have your ID right now. And I'm like, no, I've ruined nights because I don't have my id. Well, yeah.

[Daphne Moreau]

One, that is like a very crucial thing to going out at night. And two, what if something happens to you and they need to know who you like. I always am like, I'm Jane Doe. How will they know that it's me?

[Paige Desorbo]

My phone is being blown up by my mom. Because my mom's like, hey, there's no key at the apartment. And I'm like, thank you so much, mj. I appreciate it. I'm just so in the moment of how good this party is. I forgot where all my stuff was. And she's like, everyone got their purse back. You clearly gave it to a girl and just never went to get it back. And I was like, such a valid point. And we've learned and grown from this next day. Lost my phone. Molly Sims randomly is like, whose phone is this? And I said, thank you, Molly Sims. That's my phone. This is the thing. Cuz it's Sports Illustrated. It's full of women. I'm like, I'm not losing anything here.

[Daphne Moreau]

Right?

[Paige Desorbo]

Like, I was surrounded by very successful, smart, cool women. I could leave a newborn baby in the middle of the table, and it would have had a better life than me.

[Daphne Moreau]

Wait, Hannah.

[Paige Desorbo]

In a closed, like, ballroom full of cool women. I'm like, I literally was flinging my. I lost my sunglasses. Someone else found it.

[Daphne Moreau]

Yeah.

[Paige Desorbo]

Then, typical me. I had to. I literally had to fly out. And everyone's like, you got to go. You got to go. I'm like, yeah, my flight's at 8. And I'm like, don't worry, it's LaGuardia. Like, it's really close. Don't worry. I'm chatting. Everyone's like, you got to go. You're going to miss your flight. Get in the car. Realize it's fully jfk. Like, where did I even get the idea that it was LaGuardia? And I'm just telling everyone, like, it takes 20 minutes for me to get LaGuardia. Don't worry about. It's not JFK. Look at my phone fully JFK.

[Daphne Moreau]

How long did you have to get there?

[Paige Desorbo]

I got there 30 minutes before boarding. But I really wanted McDonald's, and there was a very long line, but in my head, I said, it's fast food. This is what they do. It's fast food. It was the hot spot. Like, everyone just wanted their McDonald's.

[Daphne Moreau]

Yeah.

[Paige Desorbo]

And there was a huge line, and I'm just. I waited till the very last minute for my McDonald's. To make it even more dramatic. Ran with a Quarter Pounder.

[Daphne Moreau]

I. Wait, I was just gonna say, since you, like, banned McDonald's on this last tour, and, like, it almost ruined the world tour, what is your order these days?

[Paige Desorbo]

I just like a cheeseburger. No. No mustard. So McDonald's put mustard, and it's like, this isn't a charcuterie plate. Like, give me a burger.

[Daphne Moreau]

Oh, see, I like the mustard.

[Paige Desorbo]

See, I like. I like mayo. If I'm really hungry, I add, like, six to 10 chicken nuggets.

[Daphne Moreau]

You have to have two different meats.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah.

[Daphne Moreau]

You know? Yeah.

[Paige Desorbo]

Sorry. I want my protein. I want my protein. But, yeah, I. I had a crazy Sports Illustrated weekend. All the girls are awesome.

[Daphne Moreau]

That's really nice. It was giving. Like, Hannah joined a sorority, and she didn't tell any of us. And she's just like. She said she was going to one school. She actually transferred one to a different one. She has all new friends.

[Paige Desorbo]

Look, I kept going around being like, I feel like I'm in a sorority, and I feel like all the girls had been in a sorority, and they're like, okay.

[Daphne Moreau]

And I'm like, I've never been in a sorority before. Yeah, it was like, you feeling female friendship.

[Paige Desorbo]

I literally, like, was the biggest girls girl this weekend. But, you know, you see it on Instagram, and you're like, yeah, they're all, like, pretending to be friends or, like, they're all friends, but if I was part of the group, I don't know if I would mesh. It was so fun. Like, Alana Marr and I were pretending we were Alex Earl's bodyguards.

[Daphne Moreau]

Mm.

[Paige Desorbo]

We actually. We thought of an incredible business idea. So, you know, when people have bodyguards, it's like, really obvious and also ruins the vibe. Like, I don't care how much fun you're having Coachella. Why is that? Like, man who's clearly sweating because he's in a full tuxedo standing in the middle of Coachella? So I was like, we need undercover bodyguards that are just really strong girls. And when a guy tries to talk to the girl, you just go in front. You go, why are you talking to her? That's my friend. Does she want to talk to you? And you just, like, cause a scene, and the other girl's innocent. She's, like, doesn't even know. So I think we should just get a bunch of female rugby players to be bodyguards from now on.

[Daphne Moreau]

I think it's an extremely smart idea

[Paige Desorbo]

because, like, I feel like it's. I don't. What are the men gonna do? Like, fight a crazy girl who comes running up? No. Let the rugby girls handle it.

[Daphne Moreau]

And there's nothing men dislike more. I feel like when a girl takes their job.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yep.

[Daphne Moreau]

I was gonna say just, like, talks like a girl's friend, like, comes up and starts talking. They're like, no.

[Paige Desorbo]

You know, everyone has that friend that will not let anyone talk to anyone in the best way. Like, she's like, I'll handle him. Yeah, I'll handle him. Excuse me. Nobody wants you here. Nobody wants. Do you notice it? Get out. And you're just like, yeah.

[Daphne Moreau]

Every group has that one girl that you're like, oh, you do it. Did you see the paparazzi picture of Kylie Jenner, Timothee Chalamet, Kendall Jenner, and Jacob Elordi?

[Paige Desorbo]

No, I just saw the one of Jacob Elordi and Kendall. Kendall chugging a full bottle of.

[Daphne Moreau]

Oh, I didn't see that one.

[Paige Desorbo]

She's, like, holding a full bottle. I didn't see that one.

[Daphne Moreau]

She's like, all four of them in, like, an SUV like, leaving somewhere. And it was actually Steph texted it to me and like, the Instagram or whatever, and she was like, I feel like you would just love this. And I love when a list celebrities do a list celebrity things with each other. And I love, like an old school paparazzi pick, like, just left the club. They're, like, a little tipsy. It just looked like fun. It looked like they were having wholesome fun.

[Paige Desorbo]

I love that for them. And I love a double date. And I wish I could hear the text afterwards of like, what they thought of each other's mans. Did the man's get along?

[Daphne Moreau]

Do you think they're like, oh, my God, we used to date, like, rappers and athletes and now we're conquering the arts.

[Paige Desorbo]

The artists. Men. The artist.

[Daphne Moreau]

I wonder if, like, Timothy and Jacob

[Paige Desorbo]

Elordi are competitive with each other.

[Daphne Moreau]

Yeah. Like, do you think that there's like a underground lying? Like, I would see that. I would think that Timothy thinks that he's more of a serious actor.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah. But I also feel like boys are so dumb. Like, boys are just like, they probably just like that. They're both boys.

[Daphne Moreau]

Society doesn't make them compete against each other. Compete against each other. They can actually both win a bunch of awards.

[Paige Desorbo]

There's enough room for everyone where if they both were dating girl actresses, it would be like, who's more successful? I mean, remember the Jonas Brothers? They literally took apart all the women in that group.

[Daphne Moreau]

Yeah. Oh, my God. Remember when Joe Jonas was married to Sophie Turner? That feels like a real fever dream.

[Paige Desorbo]

There's a new thing that Kelly announced called geosexual. Are you familiar with this?

[Daphne Moreau]

I'm not.

[Paige Desorbo]

It's when you only have sex in certain countries. So she says she only has sex when she's in Italy. Obsessed. Obsessed. It's like. It's like only eating bread. And it really.

[Daphne Moreau]

That is the most iconic thing I've ever heard.

[Paige Desorbo]

I know, I know.

[Daphne Moreau]

I feel like I want to be that, but it's like my. My place is my bed. Wait. I love that so much for her. Was she being serious?

[Paige Desorbo]

I don't know. It was just a quote, but I feel like that's so something you do in your 30s. You're like, this point, at this.

[Daphne Moreau]

Yeah. At this rate, I'm just gonna pick

[Paige Desorbo]

which country at this juncture. You gotta catch me. I couldn't think of one place in Italy. In Rome.

[Daphne Moreau]

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[Daphne Moreau]

Just one question because I was wondering this all weekend because I have my favorite, but I want to see if we have the same one. Of all your outfits this week, we

[Paige Desorbo]

passed this too quickly.

[Daphne Moreau]

Of all your outfits this weekend, which one was your favorite?

[Paige Desorbo]

Great question.

[Daphne Moreau]

And I would also like to say what I think your favorite was.

[Paige Desorbo]

So surprisingly, my favorite was the green cape. Michael Kors.

[Daphne Moreau]

Wow.

[Paige Desorbo]

Because I almost didn't even try it on. I was like, I need to show my waist or I feel like I look pregnant. Like I have to show. I have to. I like things that are kind of tight and stretchy.

[Daphne Moreau]

Mm.

[Paige Desorbo]

And I tried it on and I said I look like an interesting aunt. I look like a wealthy aunt coming in between her European vacations. And I just felt like I. I do think the weekend there was a lot of range. I wanted each outfit to be, like, a different personality.

[Daphne Moreau]

Yeah, you. I think you gave it. You gave a different vibe. And that's important because then you have to switch up your hair. And we all know how stressed you get about switching up your hair.

[Paige Desorbo]

I think I know what your favorite outfit was.

[Daphne Moreau]

What was it?

[Paige Desorbo]

Do you want to say it?

[Daphne Moreau]

My favorite was the Sunday turquoise set or, like, light blue set. Yeah, I love that. I thought your favorite was going to be the black sheer, because I really like that, too.

[Paige Desorbo]

My thing is the black sheer. Like a black dress. I've seen it a million times. I loved it. I loved it. But it's. I want. I want. I like surprising people. I want to come up with new. The problem with that. The suit. The set. Suit set tight.

[Daphne Moreau]

And you ripped it.

[Paige Desorbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Daphne Moreau]

I forgot, because right when I DM'd you and I said, this is my favorite outfit, I then naturally went to the next slide and it was you having a sweatshirt tied around your waist that you'd rip the skirt.

[Paige Desorbo]

The good news is that she was good all day. The problem with, like, SUV cars is that you have to, like, step up into them. And when I first went to step in it, I was in the very beginning of the day. I was like, oh, I could totally rip the back of it. And at the end of the day, you know, when you're just done, you're like, I'm ready. I gotta go get my flight in LaGuardia. Apparently, I very quickly jumped in the Uber and just felt the whole backside go. And thankfully, Sports Illustrated gave me a free sweatshirt.

[Daphne Moreau]

And that's one way to get merch.

[Paige Desorbo]

So I wrapped it around and it was good. But, yeah, that was. That was unfortunate, but it was by the seam. It could easily be fixed.

[Daphne Moreau]

I went to a wedding this weekend.

[Paige Desorbo]

How was.

[Daphne Moreau]

Was nice. I. Look, It's not me. If I don't have one problem or another, like, something is going to be itching me, irritating me, squeezing me. Like, I'm gonna have an issue. And look, first of all, look, me knowing I'm going to a wedding and, like, going to, like, a social event that's, like, a long period of time. I'm going to pop a beta because I just am like, you know what? There's no shame in it. Like, I'm just. I'm going to pop a beta. So, like, I pop one. I feel fine. Great. Get to the wedding. I'm like, you know what? I'M having, like, a nice time at this wedding also. This wedding was so Italian in so many subtle ways that I felt just, like, comfortable. So I'm, like, feeling myself. I really liked my dress. I'm like, I'm having a good time. Their cocktail hour. Cocktail hour was phenomenal. I'm just like, really? I'm like, I'm gonna have a couple cocktails.

[Paige Desorbo]

Frank Sinatra's playing.

[Daphne Moreau]

They had a Frank Sinatra in person.

[Paige Desorbo]

They had a Frank Sinatra in person. And if the Italians are inconsistent, it

[Daphne Moreau]

was just, like, good vibes. We had a good table. Like, everyone's having a good time.

[Paige Desorbo]

Cash and envelopes.

[Daphne Moreau]

So many cash and envelopes. I literally was like, I didn't even

[Paige Desorbo]

know there was cash anymore.

[Daphne Moreau]

I was like, I've only seen this in movies, guys. Like, I've never seen this before. Cookie table. Tremendous to the ceiling. So, like, halfway through the wedding, I'm like, my dress is, like, tight. Like, I knew it was, like, tight. And the top was, like, corseted. Okay? I was wearing this, like, black helsa, like, midi dress. And the top was, like, very structured. And then it, like, cinched at my waist like corset, and then it went, like, structured down. But, like, when I was trying it on and getting it fitted, like, it

[Paige Desorbo]

was fine in the morning.

[Daphne Moreau]

So I'm sitting there for a couple hours. I'm three raviolis deep enough.

[Paige Desorbo]

And this was sage and butter, baby. This was epi. The ricotta was ricotta ink.

[Daphne Moreau]

And I'm like, whoa. My stomach is, like, really hurting. I really, like. I don't. And I said to Joe, I was like, look, this is, like, your friends, and, like, I'm down to have a fun time. Like, we can go home whenever you want. And he was like, totally, like, whatever. So it's like, 11:30, and I'm like, I got to get the fuck out.

[Paige Desorbo]

You're a completely different person by the end of the party than the beginning of the party.

[Daphne Moreau]

I'm like, I physically am counting my breath because I'm losing air.

[Paige Desorbo]

Do you ever just sit in the bathroom stall? I do that at weddings.

[Daphne Moreau]

Well, I got to the point where I was like, unzip my dress. Like, just unzip my dress. I don't care. Like, so I unzip my dress. And then I looked at him, and I said, I actually have to go home, so actually call the car nap now. And we left at midnight. And I couldn't have been more happy to. I took the dress truly off in the car. I couldn't do It.

[Paige Desorbo]

I was thinking about the bathroom at weddings. If you just sit in the bathroom stall at weddings, that's where all the gossip is happening. Like, everyone has an opinion. Everyone's talking about someone in the family. It's crazy.

[Daphne Moreau]

Totally.

[Paige Desorbo]

That's the podcast I want to listen to.

[Daphne Moreau]

No, the. I didn't sit in there a long time, but I did sit there for a second and contemplate, like, what if I went out into the parking lot? Do you think anyone would? At one point, I looked at Joe and I was like, I might just go sit in the car.

[Paige Desorbo]

Well, when you're not. When you're just a friend of the wedding, you're like, totally. Nobody's gonna. Nobody.

[Daphne Moreau]

Yeah. I'm like, they're having a full reunion of like their second grade best friend. And I'm like, I'm a side character here. No one would know if I slipped out 100.

[Paige Desorbo]

There's also a video of a girl doing the worm that everyone's sending to me at a wedding. Or like, you know, the bridesmaid and groom. Brides of groom, whatever.

[Daphne Moreau]

Maid of honor.

[Paige Desorbo]

Just the brides. Just the bridesmen, bridesmaids, bridesmaids. And who's the. What's the male version?

[Daphne Moreau]

Groomsmen, Groomsmen.

[Paige Desorbo]

Okay,

[Daphne Moreau]

we got.

[Paige Desorbo]

You're bridesmen, but we got there. Yeah. There's a bride's girls and the brides boys. And they're walking in and they're do a little dance. And then one girl, she turns and she goes to the worm. And I said a woman by my own heart, as she does the worm, the back of her dress pops. Like, literally.

[Daphne Moreau]

Were they wearing short dresses?

[Paige Desorbo]

No, but it was like that. You know, the back of the dress has like a slit. Yeah.

[Daphne Moreau]

Yeah.

[Paige Desorbo]

So she starts doing the worm. The slit goes all the way up. She's fully wearing a thong, and she's facing the entire wedding. And when she starts doing it, it pops. And everyone exclaims. They all go, whoa. And she probably in her head is like, I'm killing it with this right now.

[Daphne Moreau]

Oh, my.

[Paige Desorbo]

Going viral. But I guess, no.

[Daphne Moreau]

How does that not come across my desk?

[Paige Desorbo]

Everyone's like, she's a hero. Like, she's. She's amazing. So shout out to. She's our woman of stem of the week.

[Daphne Moreau]

Yeah. Honestly, I give credit to anyone who in their head was like, yeah, I'm gonna stop and do the worm right now. Because the confidence, they. I would literally. I would choke.

[Paige Desorbo]

And I've done it in many address.

[Daphne Moreau]

Yeah, you've Done it on national television. You've done it at. You've done it at Radio City Music Hall.

[Paige Desorbo]

The only difference is, I. I don't wear thongs. So I have flashed the audience many a time. You're so sick of it. You're like, not again. But they just see some Hanes underwear. It's nothing too exciting. Nothing too exciting, actually. You're also Women of STEM of the Week, runner up twice this week because Paige sent me her first ever message in invisible ink. I thought there was a murder. I was like, this has never happened before. I don't even respond to it. I go, who taught you how to do that?

[Daphne Moreau]

Well, do you want to know? I don't send you text messages with invisible ink because you're the only person that, like. And I'm saying it with my chest and, like, let them see it.

[Paige Desorbo]

Who's Hannah gonna tell?

[Daphne Moreau]

I'm like, she has no other friends that she's talking to this about, but you were at Sports Illustrated weekend, and I, like, I'm. I'm trying to be a girl's girl, and so, like, I'm not gonna just, like, give gossip to some person that I don't.

[Paige Desorbo]

That could be looking over my shoulder.

[Daphne Moreau]

Right, Right.

[Paige Desorbo]

Well, little did you know, I had no idea where my phone was, so no one was gonna see it.

[Daphne Moreau]

Right? My point. The last thing I need is, like, Paige desorbo's name popping up, and it's just, like, the most scathing text.

[Paige Desorbo]

But there's such a freedom of not having your phone and it not even being your fault. You're like, that was the universe. They don't want me to have it. But I. When people text me now, it. You can't see what they're saying. It just says, new message.

[Daphne Moreau]

No, I mean, I have that, too. Yeah. No, I have that, too.

[Paige Desorbo]

That's crazy. That's crazy. Harry Styles is new tour. He's wearing a tie. Apparently, no one can have an original thought anymore.

[Daphne Moreau]

Now you see just, like, average businessmen walking down the street.

[Paige Desorbo]

You're like, okay, guys, give a girl credit. Give me credit.

[Daphne Moreau]

It's, like, kind of performative at this point.

[Paige Desorbo]

People are mad at his tour because there's, like, part of the setup because they do these crazy setups. It has, like, a curve. And some VIP people couldn't see anything because of, like, the way they designed the tour floor.

[Daphne Moreau]

Okay.

[Paige Desorbo]

So clearly there wasn't a woman's touch involved.

[Daphne Moreau]

Is he like, our, like, rock star you think of, like, our generation?

[Paige Desorbo]

I think he's. He's like a heartthrob. I wouldn't say rock star.

[Daphne Moreau]

Yeah.

[Paige Desorbo]

Do we have any rock stars?

[Daphne Moreau]

I don't know. But it's so funny because anytime I'm around anyone, truly, and I. Except you, and I say, like, oh, I don't really get the Harry Styles. Like, I think he's of kind, cute. And I think, like, a lot of his songs are very catchy, but for me, I don't get the heart throb vibe. I don't know. I feel like he's more like, oh, that's a guy friend in my group of friends. That's the vibe he gives to me. Like, he'd be a great time to, like, go out with and hang out and.

[Paige Desorbo]

We were too old for One Direction.

[Daphne Moreau]

Yeah. Maybe that's it. Especially with the topic I'm about to talk about next.

[Paige Desorbo]

Drop it.

[Daphne Moreau]

What are we doing with our gray hairs? Because this is a. No, like, this is a serious question. I have some girlfriends that dye their hair because they're like, my grays. Mm. And it's easy. My blondes, I don't even ask them because they're dying all the time. They, like, don't even have to deal with that. That sound.

[Paige Desorbo]

They've been dyeing their hair, not, like, actually dying. I was like, wait, what?

[Daphne Moreau]

They're dyeing their hair all the time. So they don't really.

[Paige Desorbo]

Or if they do, I don't think you could see it against the blonde.

[Daphne Moreau]

Right. And also, like, they want to be that color. They're like. They get crazy sometimes.

[Paige Desorbo]

The blonde community just catching strays every podcast.

[Daphne Moreau]

No, the blondes have a tough go of it because they get this thing in their head. They. They get manipulated by their own blondness, and they're like, I'm not blonde enough. And then, like, yeah, if you have a blonde friend and she's starting the transition to brunette, you have to be. You have to be there for them.

[Paige Desorbo]

My favorite thing to do with blondes is when they go from platinum to, like, just normal blonde. I go, oh, my God, you look so good brunette. And then they spiral,

[Daphne Moreau]

and people think, you're nicer than me. I know the sensitivity you have to have with a blonde who's transitioning. It's really. They know you got to watch them. They'll burn your house down if they're transitioning and someone says something.

[Paige Desorbo]

Do you know what people don't talk about, though? Brunettes who get a couple highlights, and you don't realize looking back, you were fully blonde. I was blonde in my 20s, and no one told me, and it looked

[Daphne Moreau]

like, yeah, you were pretty. Blonde.

[Paige Desorbo]

Blonde. And I just went in asking for a highlight, and next thing you know.

[Daphne Moreau]

Well, because the best thing that ever happened to you was ombre, because you were like, no root situation. Yeah, I'll do it all day long.

[Paige Desorbo]

Ombre changed my ombre. The girls loved ombre. So with the grays, there is a spray.

[Daphne Moreau]

Okay.

[Paige Desorbo]

That you. A dye. Sprays. You get it. Your color. Yours is easy. Get black or whatever your thing is. Dark brown. What are you? Dark, dark brown.

[Daphne Moreau]

I'm espresso.

[Paige Desorbo]

Okay. Espresso. Espresso. I'm a cappuccino, so you get the color. And then I'm a chestnut. Okay.

[Daphne Moreau]

I'm a rich mahogany.

[Paige Desorbo]

You are a rich mahogany.

[Daphne Moreau]

I'm a really rich library.

[Paige Desorbo]

You've never stepped foot in a library. So you can spray it if you're,

[Daphne Moreau]

like, going out, like, every day. Okay. Yeah, like.

[Paige Desorbo]

But there was a time on Summer House when I was just by the pool, minded my own business for the first time ever, and Paige came up like a monkey mom and started yanking out all my gray hairs.

[Daphne Moreau]

Well, because you were my first friend to have grays. You had grays young. You must have been stressed.

[Paige Desorbo]

Honey, I went great early.

[Daphne Moreau]

You had. You went great early.

[Paige Desorbo]

I went great early. And I guess my dad went great early also. My husband's gray, so I'm, like, trying to catch up, but you just started picking it in my head. I was like, I was told that you shouldn't do this, but it's kind of fun right now. And you were so happy. Like, you were having so much fun.

[Daphne Moreau]

That's like folklore.

[Paige Desorbo]

I don't know. But they do grow straight up. But I think that's because grays have different, like, texture.

[Daphne Moreau]

I'd like a real woman of stem to clock in on this. Is that a myth that if you pluck a gray hair, that five more grow? And if true, what would the. What would the science be behind that? I have a girlfriend that, like, takes, like, scissors and, like, just cuts them down really low. I'm tweezing them right out.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah.

[Daphne Moreau]

Like, I'm pulling, but I only ever get them on this side. But let me tell you something. The first time you do a ponytail and you randomly see, like, a bunch of grays on the side, yet you do have, like, an existential. Like, I sat there and I was like, I don't have children. I don't even. I don't have kids yet. I'm like, I don't have a pension plan. It's really jarring. It's real, and it's really sad. And then it's just another thing where men. It's like, distinguished and wise, and it's women. It's like, you're disgusting.

[Paige Desorbo]

Des's life got significantly better when he went gray.

[Daphne Moreau]

Well, it's just so annoying that, like, you know what it is? It's that, like, I hate men that have hope. Like, if they have hope, it's really not good. I don't want to ever give them any type of hope. And one thing that's really bad for the male species is there's always the possibility that they can get hot. I know, because, like, they do get better with a look at Steve Carell.

[Paige Desorbo]

He's become a sex symbol. Like he Seth Rogen.

[Daphne Moreau]

Is that crazy?

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah, it is crazy. And speaking of, when you said, what'd you say? Existential. What did you just say?

[Daphne Moreau]

Existential. Exist.

[Paige Desorbo]

You actually have it. You have it.

[Daphne Moreau]

It's existential.

[Paige Desorbo]

Existential, you have it. Someone wanted me to message you and say it's not. All of the sudden. It's all of a sudden.

[Daphne Moreau]

All of the sudden. All of a sudden.

[Paige Desorbo]

Apparently, you said all of the sudden. I don't know. I'm just repeating. I'm just repeating. I'm the middleman.

[Daphne Moreau]

Okay, that actually makes sense. All of a sudden.

[Paige Desorbo]

Were you saying all of the sudden.

[Daphne Moreau]

All of the sudden. I don't know if I was. All of.

[Paige Desorbo]

You're rethinking every conversation.

[Daphne Moreau]

Okay, keep going. What were you saying?

[Paige Desorbo]

Oh, yeah. Anyway, with grays, I. I will tweeze it. Also, if you cut it too much, then you have a lot of, like, little spiky.

[Daphne Moreau]

Right? And then I'm like, she's a crazy feel, too.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Daphne Moreau]

But I think people really do believe that if you tweeze it, like, five more will grow in its place. That's why I'm like, we need to debunk this.

[Paige Desorbo]

But I do believe, like, when I'm in a meeting, if I have a gray that's showing, I'm like, you better fucking listen to me, because I've seen some shit.

[Daphne Moreau]

Wow. See, I feel unkempt.

[Paige Desorbo]

Whenever anyone says anything about my grays or I bring it up, I just go, sorry, I did reality tv. You would do. Yeah, it was only three years.

[Daphne Moreau]

But that doesn't just say it had a lasting impact.

[Paige Desorbo]

Oh, God.

[Daphne Moreau]

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[Paige Desorbo]

Youm asked me if I watched the documentary. Are you talking about the crash?

[Daphne Moreau]

Yes.

[Paige Desorbo]

It was intense.

[Daphne Moreau]

I've watched a lot of documentaries, per your recommendation, and you watch some weird, like, you, like, culty, weird sex. Like, just, like, weird murder stuff. This. This documentary made me physically ill. Like, I actually at one point was like, oh, I just got so nauseous from

[Paige Desorbo]

this because you know what it's like to be in a toxic relationship and how, like, quickly it could happen that.

[Daphne Moreau]

And also, it was just. It was so dupe. Like, she was so. She could dupe so many people because, like, what. She was, like, cute and, like, it was just very scary not to be

[Paige Desorbo]

like, I'm such a girl's girl. But, like, throughout it, I really was giving her. At the end, like, the way she was crying, I was like, that's like a girl who, like, something accidentally happened.

[Daphne Moreau]

And, like, in court, when they showed, like, her Instagram pictures, I was like, okay, what does this have to do with who she is as a person?

[Paige Desorbo]

Like, so in my further research, yeah, apparently Netflix did not show all the evidence because it did seem a little gray to me. And then at the end, everyone's like, yeah, her. And I'm like, but it. It did seem a little confusing. Apparently on Hulu, there's another documentary called Mean Girl Murders where they cover the case. And there's more evidence. Now fast forward if you don't want to know what happened, but I'm gonna give you all the tea. This girl is dating this guy, Dom. Great name. And they're in this friend group in high school. They're smoking weed, whatever. She gets into a car accident, and the two boys she's with in the car die, and she's critically injured. Like, it's crazy. She survived that. Insane.

[Daphne Moreau]

That was the one of the number one reasons I was like, well, she's not gonna do something on purpose. She's the. In the car. She. There's no way you would think, oh, I'll survive this.

[Paige Desorbo]

Or it was one of those, like, suicide missions. Like, I'd rather us all go than you leave me. So apparently she had done, like, a test drive the previous days, like, a couple times in that area. And that area is nowhere near where she lives, so that's what the Hulu documentary has shown. That's what people are saying online. That makes it like, very clear that, like, maybe something was premeditated. So also, in these small towns, I do feel like you know where every turn is. Like, don't you, like, know where you're going if you drive?

[Daphne Moreau]

Right? Yeah.

[Paige Desorbo]

So she apparently did a hundred miles per hour straight into a building. And at the very last five seconds, it shows that the neutral and drive was going back and forth and that they turned the. The steering wheel and the guys were on top of each other. That could have been he got thrown. Or it could have been both. The guys were fighting her, like, trying

[Daphne Moreau]

to get her off the.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah, but the dark thing about it all is that, like, she wasn't trying to live if that was on purpose. Like she wanted them all to go.

[Daphne Moreau]

Right. That's why it's so.

[Paige Desorbo]

It doesn't make sense.

[Daphne Moreau]

It doesn't make any sense. Like, there's something missing.

[Paige Desorbo]

Her story from the very beginning is, I have no idea what happened. I have no idea what happened. And then her mom was like, she has pots.

[Daphne Moreau]

That is so not true. That I feel like was just my only thing that I, like I'm thinking, watching it is, you know when someone. Because they say they left at 5am you know when someone wakes you up in the morning and you're like pissed off? Like, why are you making. Waking me up so every little thing you're just like, I'm annoyed. I feel like he said something or someone texted him and it was like, if you don't tell me right now, or you don't. If you don't do this right now, like, I'll kill all of us. And that's. And that's it. And then when it was too. By the time it was too late, she couldn't.

[Paige Desorbo]

I mean, and I tried to think, like, maybe it was an accident. Like there was no one on the road. And she's like, let's go 100. And then was like, oh, shit, this. There's a building.

[Daphne Moreau]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Paige Desorbo]

But like, it's some suburban kid shit.

[Daphne Moreau]

Yeah, it was a really crazy story.

[Paige Desorbo]

Really crazy. And she's currently in jail and. But the way the documentary was done was weird.

[Daphne Moreau]

Here's the other thing. Like, not that I'm a parent, but in what fucking world are you letting your daughter move in with her boyfriend at 17 years old? Like, she had zero supervision. She had. Like, her parents knew she was smoking weed at such a young age. Like, yeah, she's only gonna progress to doing more drugs. She had too much freedom.

[Paige Desorbo]

They didn't.

[Daphne Moreau]

She didn't have the personality. She didn't have the personality to have this much freedom as a child.

[Paige Desorbo]

They didn't explain things. And they were like, yeah, Dom has a lot of money. No one explained how that happened. There was a text that said, like, I want to buy drugs from Dom. So I'm assuming that he was, like, a big deal drug dealer in the area.

[Daphne Moreau]

He probably, like, sold weed.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah. But he was able to get his own house, and she lived in it with him. Then the mom, like, basically saying she didn't really know the other kid, so she didn't care to, like, say something.

[Daphne Moreau]

Didn't you write something down when you were gonna know you were gonna speak in court?

[Paige Desorbo]

The whole thing was crazy. It's called the Crash. It's on Netflix. Let us know what you guys think. Something is awry, and it's because she gave them no information. So, like, there was nothing to work with. And then she had her friend on just being.

[Daphne Moreau]

I was just gonna say people were really mad at the friend because she wouldn't talk to the police. And she wouldn't. But she would talk to Netflix.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah.

[Daphne Moreau]

That's another reason which made me think she was guilty. Because if you are guilty, your friend isn't talking to the police.

[Paige Desorbo]

Do you know? So her friend has, like, a TikTok following. So she was like, I was doing really well on TikTok.

[Daphne Moreau]

Yeah.

[Paige Desorbo]

Thank you for this interview. We were best friends, and she was perfect. But it is a weird, like, mean girl situation where one girl was, like, she always defended me, and then another girl was, like, she told me to kill myself.

[Daphne Moreau]

When they're trying to get, like, what she was like as a person.

[Paige Desorbo]

And then she said that there was a car ride. He claimed that she was threatening to kill them. Each other in the car actually is what. No one should be driving. No one don't drive. I didn't get my license.

[Daphne Moreau]

My. Yeah, this is why Hannah didn't have her license. My mom wouldn't let me leave the house. And we're all better for at Truly.

[Paige Desorbo]

No, they're just huge weapons. Get a bicycle.

[Daphne Moreau]

I'm doing this new thing where I cook once a week, and I'm really proud of myself. Like, I have had a transformational year. I've read a book. I've cooked dinner. I'm like, a hundred pages into strangers.

[Paige Desorbo]

Oh, good.

[Daphne Moreau]

I need to get back into it. I, like, took a little break.

[Paige Desorbo]

Everyone's into Yesteryear.

[Daphne Moreau]

Oh, my God, I can't keep up. I literally. Does anyone have a. Like, another hobby?

[Paige Desorbo]

Book talk is crazy. Also, I'm like, how fast do you guys read?

[Daphne Moreau]

No, these are reading. How are they reading so quickly?

[Paige Desorbo]

Well, I order yesteryear. It's like, sitting there. And Dez is just, like. Wakes up at 6am in the morning. Nothing to do for four hours before I wake up. So he just grabbed the book and brought to a coffee shop, has basically finished it. And he's like, what's this book about? He just reads things that are in front of him. He'll read a pamphlet. He doesn't care.

[Daphne Moreau]

Seriously, how long does it take you to get through one page of a book?

[Paige Desorbo]

When I'm in the zone, I can fly. But, like, when I hit a. Like, you know when you, like, can't get past a certain paragraph, like, how

[Daphne Moreau]

many minutes is it taking you to read 50 pages?

[Paige Desorbo]

I don't know.

[Daphne Moreau]

I need to know. I need to know what the rate of readers is. So you're saying, like, what's considered a fast reader and how fast are you actually going? And I need this to. Spectrum, ladies. And what's a reader?

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah, you should read next to someone.

[Daphne Moreau]

No, no. Are you kidding me? You basically just asked me to go up to the board, show my work.

[Paige Desorbo]

Okay, let's take a breath. We're not in school. And you can take as long as you need to get through that paragraph. If you have to sound out the words, you do it. No, but you know when you, like, can't get through a paragraph sometimes, like. Yeah, something about it is just like.

[Daphne Moreau]

Or you, like, catch yourself like. Oh, I was just thinking about something I have.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah. Oh, I have another thing we all have to listen to, but the podcast. I actually met them at iHeart. I think the girl's actually a giggler, which makes it that much more fun. It's called Love Trapped. Have you heard of this? It's about Clayton from the Bachelor, and he gets involved after.

[Daphne Moreau]

Oh, wait.

[Paige Desorbo]

Really crazy.

[Daphne Moreau]

Okay, He. He was the Bachelor.

[Paige Desorbo]

The worst experience on the Bachelor. Like, everyone hates him. He goes this. He moves to Arizona to become a real estate agent. Within a couple days, he gets a LinkedIn message from someone with no picture, and this girl goes on to ruin his life. And all I'll say is he ends up hooking up with her. She gives him two blowjobs, and then she ends up claiming that it got her pregnant. And then they go. It becomes a huge, diabolical situation. I'm Only two episodes in, but it's like. It's crazy pants.

[Daphne Moreau]

It's like a baby reindeer.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yes. She's blowing up his phone, emails. He's blocking her. She's threatening to get his real estate license revoked. She's saying, I'll get an abortion if you date me for a week. He's like, are you pregnant? She's like, you can't come to the doctor's office. I'll say you're threatening me. Like, really scary stuff. And.

[Daphne Moreau]

No, people are scary.

[Paige Desorbo]

People are scary. Arizona. Shout out to Arizona. Beautiful cacti.

[Daphne Moreau]

Yeah, well, you want to know what? It's so goddamn hot there.

[Paige Desorbo]

I'd be hot headed too.

[Daphne Moreau]

I'd be losing my goddamn.

[Paige Desorbo]

Like it's a air conditioning. Oh, my God. Do you remember when we went to Arizona for a show and we were so tired and we stayed at the W and we didn't realize it was like Sunday fun day. And we walked in and it was just like playing huge club music. And I was like. And I was like, I'm so sorry. And you were gonna kill me.

[Daphne Moreau]

Arizona was the first place ever that I was driving through and I was like, they have no front lawns. No one has a front lawn.

[Paige Desorbo]

They have sand.

[Daphne Moreau]

Yeah. I like, didn't realize that was real. Like, they have rocks. Yeah.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah. And they have little. Little lizards.

[Daphne Moreau]

People love Arizona.

[Paige Desorbo]

I love Arizona. I love the vibe. I love the Mexican food.

[Daphne Moreau]

It seems very chill.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah. You know, for sure. So I recommend people listen to that. We have a lot on the docket. We have a lot of homework for the girls.

[Daphne Moreau]

Yeah.

[Paige Desorbo]

Anyway, how are you? What are you up to this week?

[Daphne Moreau]

What am I up to this week? Just some, like, Daphne things. Should I, like, look at my sketch?

[Paige Desorbo]

I kind of have a slow week, but I will be hanging out with my mom later again.

[Daphne Moreau]

You know, I have a lot of weddings. I have a lot of weddings coming up.

[Paige Desorbo]

But that's so embarrassing. I have no weddings because all it does is friends are married and my friends are single.

[Daphne Moreau]

Okay. My friends aren't married. No. Oh, it's a holiday weekend. Do you know, like.

[Paige Desorbo]

Oh, I forgot.

[Daphne Moreau]

Is there even a weekend as an adult? Like, it's just a weekend to do list. It's not like it's relaxing. It's just the things you have to do on the weekend. Like your laundry. And like, you know what, though? I talk so much shit. But there's nothing I love more than a Sunday reset day. It's my favorite thing in the world.

[Paige Desorbo]

I know.

[Daphne Moreau]

You get giddy I get giddy to fluff up my bed and, like, light my candles in my room, do all my laundry. Like, I like to set the mood Sunday night in my bedroom at like 7 o', clock, even though I'm not coming in till 9. I like to marinate in like, and

[Paige Desorbo]

Daphne's already laying there, like, let's go, mama.

[Daphne Moreau]

Literally, it's like, sensual. There's smelling oils. Like, there's massage things happening. Like, it's really sensual.

[Paige Desorbo]

I love Julie. I never know what day it is, but this week my trailer is dropping. I'm actually not sure which day. I'm nervous. I'm excited.

[Daphne Moreau]

Okay, let us know if you can tell what clip is in fact the good hair clip, because it's really important.

[Paige Desorbo]

I get so excited to drop stuff for gigglers and then it's. It's just like, I don't know, it's. It's a big deal. It's my body. It's finally coming out. So keep an eye out for that. I got my mango pineapple dunkin refresher today with green tea, less concentrate.

[Daphne Moreau]

I got the berry acai and this time I got green tea instead of sparkling, which I think is why I sucked it down so fast.

[Paige Desorbo]

Oh, it was easier because it wasn't sparkling.

[Daphne Moreau]

It was very thirsty.

[Paige Desorbo]

Well, thank you, Duncan, for sponsoring the episode. We love you guys. Thanks for giggling and we'll talk to you later.

[Daphne Moreau]

Bye.

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[Paige Desorbo]

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