Giggling about glambots, tuning forks, and getting botched

Summary

Giggly Squad: “Giggling about Glambots, Tuning Forks, and Getting Botched”

Hosts: Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo
Release Date: February 6, 2026

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Episode Overview

This laughter-filled episode features Hannah and Paige volleying between tales of Botox mishaps, conspiracy theories about tuning forks, the drama behind award show glambots, dubious home spa routines, and side-splitting pop culture commentary. The pair reflect on mental health, being “the villain” in others’ stories, female friendship dynamics, household chaos, and fashion opinions—always with their irrepressibly giggly, self-aware banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Botox Kerfuffle & Family Reactions

• [03:13] Hannah shares her latest “facial reconstruction situation” after a Botox mishap. She jokes about content creation around it and her dad’s unexpectedly intense concern.
  • “My group chats loved it. My mom loved it... The one person that did not think my Botox mishap was funny… was my dad, Gary.” — Hannah [03:43]
  • Her dad’s deadpan FaceTime exam:
    “Let me look at you. Don’t talk. Let me look at you… The good news is, you don’t look up to me.” [04:20]
• Paige probes if these “mini botch” moments scare Hannah, but Hannah stays nonchalant, trusting “her girl” and embracing the impermanence of Botox.

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2. Friendship, Gossip, & Selective Amnesia

• [06:11 – 08:02] Both hosts riff on the cyclical, sometimes repetitive nature of their friendship conversations and stories.
  • “Once you do hit a flow state with your friend, it’s actually really hard to stop.” — Hannah [06:22]
  • Paige: “You break a bat, you pick up another one and you keep going. Sorry, PETA.” [07:23]
• Paige confesses to having “little amnesia” because she loves retelling stories, grateful Hannah is equally forgetful.

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3. Mental Health Hacks: Altoids & Tuning Forks

• [08:02 – 11:13] They acknowledge Altoid Sours as a “panic attack” hack, then segue to Hannah’s new obsession: tuning forks.

  • Hannah is disappointed “not even one Giggler” asked about tuning forks:
    “No one even wants… a person broach the subject. You know, we’re just gonna leave it.” — Hannah [08:54]
  • She explains her fascination with wellness gadgets and even brings up the “bell conspiracy”—that towns once had bells that healed people via vibration, removed by shadowy authorities.
    “The government got rid of all the bells because massive bells… would heal the inside of people’s bodies…” — Hannah [09:55]

• Paige is thoroughly lost on “bell conspiracy TikTok.”

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4. Glam Home Spa Rituals & Tidiness Tangents

• [11:17 – 14:30] Paige teases Hannah’s home as DIY “spiritual retreat” where guests get robes and gift baskets. The conversation morphs into comical judgment of each other’s tidiness, with Hannah branding Paige’s place a “scary disaster” and Paige defending her own standards.
  • “I literally thought she’d been robbed… I felt like I’d walked into a fraternity room...” — Hannah [12:22]
  • Dez, Paige’s husband, calls Hannah to say “Paige is extremely tidy.”
    Paige: “Let’s not change the subject.” [13:46]

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5. Manipulation & Female Social Tactics

• [14:09 –16:18] The duo explores social manipulation—Hannah admits she'd be "manipulative as a man," Paige frames it as “coping.” They joke about the power of planting ideas in men’s heads and agree that everyone eventually becomes the villain in someone’s story.
  • “There’s definitely people that are going to hate you. ...Not everyone gets the same version of me.” — Hannah [15:51]

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6. Mental Health Wisdom & Taking Things Personally

• [16:32 – 18:44] Paige reflects on “multiple truths” and seeing situations through others’ experiences, plus the realization not to take things personally, even when it seems targeted.
  • “Nothing’s personal. They're just seeing... their shit onto you. You’re just a representation in their video game...” — Paige [17:20]

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7. The Gender Divide: Sickness, Sports, & Family Dynamics

• [18:47 – 23:17]
  • Paige draws a parallel between Hannah’s “powering through” a bad flu and female resilience, comparing it to male athletes who get paid “to sit on the bench.”
    • Praises athlete Lindsey Vonn for skiing with a torn ACL, contrasting with “men who go to the hospital for a cold.”
  • Family FaceTime digressions showcase strong maternal alliances:
    “All these years she's been literally surviving on her own. So then when your mom has your back… you’re like, say it louder, Mom.” — Hannah [21:49]

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8. Pop Culture Roundup: Nana, Uncle Johnny, & Generational Growth

• [27:55 – 31:36]
  • Nana (Paige’s grandmother) “grows and learns,” quickly accepting sleepovers and LGBTQ relatives.
  • "Just every day the world gets gayer. Thank God it’s not becoming unique." — Hannah [31:07]
• They riff on the “gay Uncle Johnny” trope and how “old people can learn and adapt.”

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9. Bra & Padding Debate

• [31:36 – 34:03]
  • The great debate: Should sports bras/tank tops have sewn-in padding or removable pads? Both want the choice, reflecting on their different body types and past fashion trends.
    • "I think you should have the option to take it out and put it back in." — Hannah [32:18]
    • "For the first time ever in the history of Giggly Squad, I agree with you." — Paige [32:30]

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10. Award Show & Glambot Controversy

• [35:32 – 44:25]
  • The hosts dissect the Grammys and the “Glambot guy” drama—Cole (allegedly fired over a viral old email).
    • "It’s like a mosquito coming at you… select few people that are really good at it though." — Hannah [40:09]
  • Hot take: perhaps women are better at guiding and capturing beauty on camera.
    • "A straight man should never be involved with photography… I want a woman behind the lens." — Paige [41:05]

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11. Best Dressed, Gen Z Fashion, & Chapel Roan’s Nipple Dress

• [43:52 – 56:23]
  • Olivia Dean is Hannah’s “best dressed.” Paige loves Chapel Roan’s “nipple dress,” celebrates its non-male-gaze statement.
    • "If men are confused and uncomfortable, that means this is art." — Paige [56:03]
    • Hannah credits Gen Z for bold fashion choices and the potential for “viral” red carpet mishaps.

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12. Books, Booktok, & Reading Identity

• [57:12 – 59:47]
  • Hannah is proud to finish her book (“Verity”—thanks, BookTok) and jokes about joining a “book club.”
  • Paige prefers to hide book covers and not discuss with strangers:
    “Books are intimate. Like, I don’t want people knowing what I’m thinking about.” [59:41]
  • Hannah shares her dad’s mock concern:
    “Ugh. She’s really rounded a corner. We’ve lost her.” [59:47]

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13. Disappearing Texts & Group Chats

• [60:10 – 63:11]
  • A “final thought” segment on Gen Z’s obsession with “disappearing texts.”
    • Paige: "Why do I have to work to read this text?... But it does make it exciting." [60:54]
  • The difference between female and male group chats—men’s chats are just memes and bodily function updates, unlike women's gossip haven.
    • “But it’s never of anything of importance. It’s like, I took a shit today… I’m fascinated by the male group chat.” — Hannah [62:43]

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14. Notable Friendship Moments & End Note

• The episode closes with the announcement of upcoming guest episodes and genuine appreciation for gigglers.
  • “We just scheduled our first guest for one of our Friday episodes that we’re very excited about… We love you guys so much. Thanks for giggling!” — Paige [63:31]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “If I had gotten filler or something, I’d be freaking out. But even if she paralyzed the whole bottom half of my face, which sounds peaceful… it would be gone in two months anyway.” — Hannah [05:09]
• "My response always is… Yeah, no shit. I’m going to be the villain in other people’s stories." — Hannah [15:51]
• "Nothing’s personal… you’re just a representation in their video game of their solo player." — Paige [17:20]
• "Men are the chefs… Make that make sense. News anchors. Who’s good at gossiping? Us. Why is a man telling me what happened in the world?" — Paige [41:58]
• "If men are confused and uncomfortable, that means this is art." — Paige [56:03]

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Important Segment Timestamps

• [03:13] Hannah’s “facial reconstruction”/botox story
• [08:02] Altoid Sours for panic attacks; tuning fork deep-dive and bell conspiracy
• [11:17] Home spa rituals and kindness to guests
• [12:22] Paige’s ‘frat house’ tidiness and Dez’s hot take
• [31:36] Sports bra padding discussion
• [35:32] Grammys/glambot controversy and gender commentary
• [43:52] Grammys best/worst-dressed analysis; Chapel Roan’s nipple dress
• [57:12] BookTok, reading habits, and book covers
• [60:10] Gen Z disappearing texts and gendered group chat observations

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Tone & Style

True to Giggly Squad form, the episode radiates playful self-mockery, sharp wit, and a refreshing willingness to be vulnerable—balancing goofball antics with surprisingly wise takes on life, creativity, and the power of female friendship.

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This summary preserves the hosts’ candid, chaotic, “can’t be managed” energy while highlighting episode structure for listeners wanting the juiciest giggles and biggest takeaways.

Transcript

[Host/Announcer]

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[Paige]

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[Hannah]

Sup, gigglers? Gary, fix the WI fi manifest that shit.

[Paige]

We can't be managed.

[Hannah]

I mean, the day just got away from me.

[Paige]

Hello my Gorgonzola Gigglers.

[Hannah]

Yeah, how are you? You know, that's so funny. I just put some Gorgonzola in the refrigerator.

[Paige]

That is so you. She's Like, I was like, it's a Gargonzola week. We have oregano drips. Gargonzola.

[Host/Announcer]

Why?

[Paige]

Missing Gargan. It's Gorgon. And also real quick housekeeping, the day after Valentine's Day, February 15th, I'm going to be in Long Island, Strong Island, Westbury, get tickets. I'm going. I have two more months left in the tour and then I'm retiring.

[Hannah]

So yes, honey, I can't wait to retire.

[Paige]

I record the special in four weeks. It's starting.

[Hannah]

You know, I was going to ask you do that today because I was like, wait. She's been like, pretty good mentally, but that certainly gotta change in a couple weeks, right?

[Paige]

Any. I wake up every day, like, is it gonna hit me like that? I'm gonna be like a nervous wreck. Not today yet. Not today. I don't know. I have my gigglers. What else do you need? I have my gorgonzola. What do I need? Totally. How are you?

[Hannah]

I'm st. Still a little under the weather, but nothing too crazy. I did have, you know, obviously a facial reconstruction situation the past couple of days. And I went into my Botox girl and she was like, hey, you know, I thought you were going to be more mad about this. And I was like, here's the thing. My group chats, they loved it. My mom, she loved it. She was.

[Paige]

The content was incredible.

[Hannah]

The content was superb. And I was really making everyone's day. The one person that did not think my Botox mishap was funny for a second was my dad, Gary. He called me FaceTimed. Me immediately up. What's this I'm hearing that you can't move your lips? Let me look at you. Don't talk. Let me look at you. I. My mom, FaceTime. I'm not speaking. He's examining my face. He goes, okay, the good news is you don't look up to me.

[Paige]

He goes, I don't have my reading glasses, but you look beautiful.

[Hannah]

He goes, now talk. Let me see. Okay, not bad, not bad. And then he goes, you know, everyone thinks it's so funny. I don't think this is funny. Bunny page. This is your face. You know, you've got the perfect fit. I'm like, dad, this is why you're my day one. This is why you aren't going into a home when you are of age.

[Paige]

He's like, I made you perfectly genetically. Why would you try to change? So this was the second time to Botox and you had a little kerfuffle.

[Hannah]

A little kerfuffle.

[Paige]

Does it scare you at all? Are you like, I have nothing to be afraid of. I survived.

[Hannah]

Here's the thing. I really trust my girl. I think she's extremely good at her job.

[Paige]

She could poke my eye out. And I'm like, she did it for a reason.

[Hannah]

She was like, actually, you'd look better like this. And it is only the second time I've gotten it. So, like, everyone's face is a little bit different. And so, like, things go awry now. If I had gotten filler or something, I'd be freaking out. But even if she paralyzed the whole bottom half of my face, which sounds peaceful. Yeah, it sounds nice to take a little voice rest. It would be gone in two months anyway. So, like, I wasn't really freaking out. The only reason I was freaking out is I was. I was like, honey, I'm a woman in stem. I've got things coming up. I've got places to be. People are going to be looking at my.

[Paige]

You're playing in the Super Bowl. Like, things are happening.

[Hannah]

No, like, I literally am suiting up for the game.

[Paige]

I hate when people are like, we can't tell you what's happening when there's stuff going on. But basically, Paige and I were shooting something yesterday that was very fun, but we spent a lot of time together yesterday.

[Hannah]

We had a proper time.

[Paige]

We were, like, obsessed with each other for the last 24 hours.

[Hannah]

We were together from 11am Really 10:30 till like, 6pm You FaceTimed me the.

[Paige]

Night before for a full hour. And afterwards, I was like, this could have been a podcast.

[Hannah]

And once you do hit a flow state with your friend, it's actually really hard to stop. And Hannah and I have to beat it.

[Paige]

You have to beat the last piece of gossip. You have to start making up shit. Like, I don't even have strong opinions on things. And I'm like, you know what I think?

[Hannah]

And Hannah and I had this song. We were like, wait, are we gonna be 80? And, like, talk about this? Like, obviously, like, I feel like there's a canon event in our friendship, but that, like, no matter what, we go back to that moment and, like, it could be, like, a completely separate conversation. So I'm just wondering, like, at 75, am I gonna be like, well, you know, 100%.

[Paige]

Now, this is also. People have told me this is how I am. Like, I have a little amnesia because I love telling stories, and people. I'll tell a full story, and they're like, you literally just told me that. But, like, you enable me where, like, you know how much fun I have beating a dead horse from different sides and angles?

[Hannah]

Like, you break a bat, you pick up another one and you keep going.

[Paige]

Sorry, PETA, but you see, my husband, he's like, I'm not talking about this with you again. You. You look at me like you've never even heard this subject before. You say, wait, wait, what? Wait, what? You said. You get some popcorn, you go, what is this? What is this thing that we've been talking about? So I appreciate it.

[Hannah]

No, I'm a great friend to have because I forget. And I'm like, wait, I don't remember that. Can you, like, elaborate? And I truly do forget so many things. So it's like you're telling it to me for the first time, and I'm like, wow.

[Paige]

News update. Altoid sours are back. And that's our mental health moment. If you're having a. A panic attack or whatever, the girls. What do they call it nowadays? Crashing out? If you're having a crash attack, take an Altoid sour and it can help.

[Hannah]

I have heard that that helps, but.

[Paige]

Like, don't, like, do it and then it not work and blame me. Like, talk to a doctor if you're having, like, a lot of panic attacks.

[Hannah]

But wait, speaking of things that help panic attacks, to my dismay, I talked about buying tuning forks on the last episode of Giggly Squad. And I was like, everyone's going to be in my DMs and be like, what the hell is a tuning fork? No one. No one even asked a single. They're like, she's definitely lost it.

[Paige]

No one, like, no one even wants.

[Hannah]

A person broach the subject. You know, we're going to just leave it.

[Paige]

You're trying to bring back the dead.

[Hannah]

And then I'm like, wait a minute. So not one gigglers on my side of TikTok with the goddamn tuning forks. And I was like, noted. I'm always and consistently looking for things that will lower my cortisol levels and heal my body in some type of way that I don't know that it's unhealed.

[Paige]

Is the vibrational plate working, Hannah?

[Hannah]

The vibrational plate was so three months ago.

[Paige]

I was. But you know me, I'm like, finally getting around to it. I'm like, okay, I've seen it for two years.

[Hannah]

No, I mean, obviously I still have it and I do it every once in a while. I was on a really good regimen. But honestly, it's like, how many things can I do? But I Love doing all of them. Okay. My tuning forks is basically, like, no one asked. That's why I'm fucking telling you guys. I'm actually. I'm livid.

[Paige]

Is like a weapon.

[Hannah]

I mean, it probably could be so it could double for women, but you basically, like, hit this thing and then the vibration and the sound is so it's like the conspiracy theory that, like, the government got rid of all the bells because, like, massive bells in towns would heal the inside of people's bodies because of, like, the vibration. You're not on that conspiracy. You've never seen that conspiracy theory?

[Paige]

No, I'm not on conspiracy TikTok. You know, bell conspiracy.

[Hannah]

I'm like, surely you know about the bells.

[Paige]

Where'd all the bells go?

[Hannah]

We don't know. No, there's like, this big conspiracy theory that, like, there used to be bells that would tell everyone what time it was because obviously we didn't have phones and like, that in, like, every town. And then slowly, like, they became obsolete or whatever, and they took them away. But they were saying that they were very healing for your body and that they should have never been taken away.

[Paige]

I wonder if whoever was in charge of the bells. They're, like, running late one day and they're like, don't worry, I run the bells. Okay. Like, we're good.

[Hannah]

It's like a guy, like, impressing a girl on a date. He's like, how about everybody wakes up an hour late tomorrow? I have that power. I do.

[Host/Announcer]

The bells.

[Hannah]

That's all I would do, kind of. I love that.

[Paige]

I am obsessed, though, with, like, instead of you going to, like, some yoga wellness retreat, you're trying to create one in your own home.

[Hannah]

Totally.

[Paige]

But with no, like, actual guidance.

[Hannah]

You are onto something because, like, the minute I hear someone, like, has to come stay at my apartment or, like, you know, they're doing, like, a little a stint in New York, and, like, my room is, like, where they've chosen to stay. I really do try and make it seem like a spa experience. You have a Daphne robe in your bathroom. You've got candles. You have a welcome bag of, like, did you forget moisturizer? Don't worry. Here's some, and it's all yours. Take it with you on your way out, because Kim desorbo raised you right, and I'm just. I'm very big on that. And then I'm like, I'm a cult curator.

[Paige]

Yeah. You also have a little kinder bueno by the side of.

[Hannah]

You Must have a small chocolate before you lay Your head down.

[Paige]

Can we discuss when you went into my apartment yesterday?

[Hannah]

You know, I'm. I'm proud of you for even bringing this up on the pod.

[Paige]

I have nothing to hide. I'm an open wound.

[Hannah]

I was meeting Hannah yesterday and we were early, and so I was like, I'll just stop by your apartment, we'll have a quick coffee together, and then we'll go and do what we have to do. And I walked into her apartment and I literally thought she had been robbed. I was like, someone's come here and open all your cabinets. Why did someone walk in and just leave your cabinets open? I really felt like I'd walked into a fraternity room. I'm like, you should use the.

[Paige]

The word disaster. That was the first word that came out of your mouth.

[Hannah]

This place is. This place is scary.

[Paige]

Now, my perspective. I woke up, I said, okay, the apartment looks good, but let's tidy up just a little more. Cuz Paige is coming and I'm putting stuff away.

[Hannah]

I'm like, and you said that to me too. You said, I actually tidied.

[Paige]

This is the same thing that happens with my mom. I will tidy up for 30 minutes. And she comes in and she's like, this is disgusting. I'm like, if only you saw it.

[Hannah]

Because you want to know what you tidy, what's important to you. I don't need all the hot sauces in a straight line in the refrigerator. That does nothing for me. That's like the kind of things you tidy. I'm like, simultaneously, though. Simultaneously. DEZ had to go to my apartment quickly for something, and he called Hannah after him. What did he say? Hannah?

[Paige]

He said, you know, you know, Paige is extremely tidy. And I said, yes, she's Italian. And he said, so are you. And I said, let's not change the subject.

[Hannah]

I gave him a complimentary gift basket on the way out.

[Paige]

So tell your friends. If you were a man and you slept with women, you would definitely be so controlling.

[Hannah]

You.

[Paige]

You'd give them a gift basket when they left.

[Hannah]

I'd be so. I'd be awful as a man. I'd be so manipulative because as a woman.

[Paige]

Or maybe you wouldn't be because you wouldn't have to manipulate because you're a man.

[Hannah]

As a woman, I use my manipulation tactics for good. I better people's lives.

[Paige]

You know, it's a coping mechanism to manipulate. Because God forbid you just say what you want and you're a.

[Hannah]

No, you can't say what you want.

[Paige]

Is where men will say what they want.

[Hannah]

And people are like, I have to disguise it.

[Paige]

You. You have to do a spell.

[Hannah]

I planted things in men's head that they haven't realized for a full year. And then one day, they're like. And that's the power of Paige. It's really scary.

[Paige]

It's the tuning fork.

[Hannah]

If I had chosen an evil route, it would. It would be scary.

[Paige]

There was a tuning fork in the road, and you chose good over evil.

[Hannah]

I was one. I was one decision away from being evil. It was one more man that fucked me over. I would have gone in a crazy different route.

[Paige]

But I also argue in someone's story, you are evil.

[Hannah]

A lot of people. I'd say a lot of people. Sorry. No. You know what's so funny about, like, even saying that is, like, yeah, obviously in the world, there are people out there that are like, I fucking hate Paige. Or, like, I fucking hate Hannah.

[Paige]

Don't bring me into this.

[Hannah]

No. And I'm saying this for, like, the gigglers, too. Like, obviously, there's people at your office or, like, in your town that's, like, in their.

[Paige]

In their place of work.

[Hannah]

Sorry. They're all over. You have to be aware. Stay alert. No, I really. I sound like the dance mom saying, you're blonde, you're pretty. You're saying, nobody hates you. Like, open your eyes.

[Paige]

No, look at that.

[Hannah]

There's definitely people that are gonna hate you. My response always is, and this is how, like, I mean, you can say this verbally to people, but this is how you have to think about it. Yeah, no shit. I'm gonna be the villain in other people's stories. Not everyone gets the same version of me at all. Like, and it goes according on how you treat me. I go based off your energy.

[Paige]

I do have to say one thing about me and you. We never start it. Oh, we're not starters. We're not starters.

[Hannah]

No, no, no, no. I haven't started anything in years.

[Paige]

We're not proactive.

[Hannah]

We're just reactive.

[Paige]

We are purely reactive. Mental health moment continuing. What I've realized in my 30s is, yes, you can be a villain in other people's stories, but also, there are multiple truths to a story, which, in my past, I've definitely been, like, I was there. I know what happened. That's my truth. But then you have to empathize and be like, yeah, but they're seeing it through their experience, and you have to respect their truth, even though it's wrong.

[Hannah]

And then big emphasis on that, though.

[Paige]

Big empath empathy. And then Also, when people used to tell me in my 20s and early 30s not to take things personally, and that never made sense. I'd always be like, okay, then why'd they say my name? Okay, then why did they say it to my face? Okay, why did they say everything about me to my face?

[Hannah]

Why did they say it was personal?

[Paige]

Yeah, why did they say Social Security number? And then I realized, nothing's personal. They're just seeing. They're just reflecting their shit onto you. You're just a representation in their video game of their solo player. It's not about you. You're just.

[Hannah]

You're just not about you, babe.

[Paige]

It's not about you. And that brings you sanity. When you think people actually, like. Like, you just represent something to them. It's not actually.

[Hannah]

Well, one of the best ways, I feel like, to learn that, too, is someone said something to me. I don't even know who it was. And this is, like, years ago. And they were just like, oh, well, you and your brother didn't have the same experience growing up because.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

And I was just like, well, no, we. Yeah, we did. We had the same parents. He was there and he was. And the person was like, well, no, his experience was obviously different. Your parents were a different age when they had him. Like, you didn't have the same. They didn't treat him the same. And. And I was like, what? Like, what do you mean? And that's so true. And once, like, I feel like you grasp that it's easier to bring it into, like, your friendship.

[Paige]

No, and I really. When something was personal with me and someone would say, don't take it personally, I literally was like, I don't comprehend that because I don't attack people personally unless they attack me personally.

[Hannah]

And they deserve it.

[Paige]

They deserve it. Also, I was really laughing about you talking about how you had, like, a horrible flu and, like, men would go to the hospital and you had a full week of work. And it really reminded me of literally.

[Hannah]

One of my busiest weeks of work.

[Paige]

I feel like you've never gotten more done. And it truly reminded me of Lindsey Vonn, who. So, by the way, the thing with professional athletes and, like, Shaq talks about it, too. Like, men talk about it. They get these huge contracts, and then they, like, sprain their ankle, and they're just on the bench getting paid millions of dollars with a sore knee, right? So anyway, Lindsey Vonn decides I'm going to fudge and come back and win gold. So she's in all the, like, pre Olympic tournaments and she's winning everything and everyone. She's 41, and everyone's like, this is insane. Lindsey Vaughn's the greatest of all time. Of course, the universe doesn't want to make it easy for her. And she completely ruptures her acl. I see this notification because we're a sports podcast. I have to stay updated on current sports events, right? And I was like, holy, she's done. Like, I feel terrible for her. Next article. Lindsey Vaughn's still going to the Olympics, skiing with a torn acl.

[Hannah]

She said that ACL put a cast on it. Do I care?

[Paige]

She goes, give me a band aid. Let's go. So apparently, there are other ligaments in your leg, but the ACL connects your shin and your thigh or something.

[Hannah]

Her leg is dangling as someone. She's holding her leg on the ACL in seventh grade. She's fucked.

[Paige]

Her leg is fighting for its life, literally. Lindsey Vaughn's not just, like, walking with a torn ACL. She's going, like, 100 miles per hour down an icy hill and jumping and landing and twisting.

[Hannah]

You know, when I saw the headline, and not to make it about me, but, hey, it was inside my own brain, so what was I supposed to do? The only thing I could think of was the other day on Giggly Squad, you literally said, you've never run a mile. Like, you've never done an athletic thing in your life. And this woman was like, literally put a band aid on it, you stupid.

[Paige]

She literally looked at the New York Times and said, it's mental. Wait, do you want to know the.

[Hannah]

Funniest thing about that Is peak during my, like, colds that I've had, I'm on FaceTime with my parents, and my dad goes, honestly, it's mental. My mom's never. My mom has never whipped her head faster. Oh, really? Was it mental? Two weeks ago, I was like, I just walked into something that I'm, like, not privy to, and I actually have.

[Paige]

To go, wait, that's so funny. When your parents get into, like, random little tiffs, and when you live with them when you're younger, you're a part of it. You've seen every scene up until that point. So, you know. But when you're just FaceTime, you're like, Whoa, whoa, whoa. I need to hear both of the backgrounds before I pick sides.

[Hannah]

It's kind of crazy. There is something that happens when you get into your 30s where you're like, I have to have my mom's back against these men. All these years, she's been like literally surviving on her own. So then when your mom has your back on something that's very female, adult female focused, you're like, say it louder, mom. Say it louder.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

So that's where me and my mom are at right now. We're just like ruining my dad and my brother's lives, like at all times. Like, we stay on their necks. Like, that's the only way I can describe it.

[Paige]

See what's funny is my brother always takes me on my mom's side and my dad's always just like accepts he, my dad accepts that he's not going to win. So it actually is like a very high functioning situation.

[Hannah]

No, like, I think my brother is probably so disassociated because like if he does something and then it's like back to back call from me or my mom, like dreaming him out about something. Like, I could see someone going into a full psychosis. Like, that is so scary.

[Paige]

He finishes, Kim. And then he sees you coming. What is he like?

[Hannah]

I said to like boyfriends and like, I didn't even really fully grasp, like how diabolical my mom could be until I got older. And I was like, I can't believe she said that to someone like in our home that I was like sleeping with. You know, that is crazy. But now I think back and I'm like, good. You know what? Actually go harder.

[Host/Announcer]

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[Hannah]

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[Host/Announcer]

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[Paige]

So one thing about me is I'm not drinking water when I want to have fun. I'm getting a smoothie. I'm going to Tropical Smoothie Cafe.

[Hannah]

I know that whenever I see you.

[Host/Announcer]

You always have a fun drink in hand. Like it's there's Hannah and what fun.

[Hannah]

Drink does she have?

[Paige]

Mm. And my announcement is the chocolate covered strawberry smoothie is back at Tropical Smoothie Cafe for a limited time. I love a limited thing because it means it's special, it's a fan favorite and it's very much like a Valentine's Day moment. One thing about me is I love like strawberry with a chocolate and I.

[Host/Announcer]

Love that it has dark chocolate and white chocolate. The more chocolate the better.

[Paige]

I do have to say we live one life and like if you want to have a mini getaway from the harsh reality of our existence, have a chocolate covered strawberry smoothie to get an instant mood lift. It's very much you're on tropic time now. Energy.

[Host/Announcer]

So if you want to try it for a limited time, it runs through March 3rd. It's truly so good. Just stop by any Tropical Smoothie cafe. You can order ahead, take the scenic route and earn rewards with the Tropical Smoothie Cafe app. You can download it today. Tropical Smoothie Cafe. You're on tropic time now. Visit tropical smoothie cafe.com to find a cafe near you. Obviously you guys have heard of Poppy or you're living under a rock and you should see a doctor. It only has 5 grams of sugar. We're bringing soda back. My favorite, and it's a new flavor, is their Shirley Temple. If you take a Poppy.

[Hannah]

Here's the other thing.

[Host/Announcer]

The cans are so pretty. Like, I love their marketing, their branding and everything, but if you fill up a wine glass of ice, you pour your Poppy in there, you get a straw, you sit on your couch, you truly feel like an exhale. There's something about making it prettier in the glass.

[Paige]

I've also seen your fridge, though, and you like color coding it, and it's really cute because I feel like I'm at a bodega, but, like, a fancy bodega.

[Hannah]

Yes.

[Paige]

I love the cream soda because I like to feel like it's like a fun dessert at the end of the night as, like, a celebration.

[Host/Announcer]

Sometimes you need a little soda to change the vibe, and Poppy absolutely hits the spot. It's mouth watering. It's just like. It truly is the best soda, and.

[Paige]

It complements so many meals, a ton of different flavors. Yeah.

[Host/Announcer]

Find Poppy at your nearest retailer or get it delivered straight to your door from Amazon. Poppy sodas back, but so much better.

[Paige]

Bringing back Nana, which, by the way, she's become famous on stage now. On my shows, everyone's like, justice for Nana. Like, people are. Are, like, rioting for.

[Hannah]

You know what? I was thinking about Nana, too, and I have something to say after this.

[Paige]

Well, I was gonna say is what's cool about Nana is she's grown and learned so much in her life, and, like, she's Italian Catholic, you know, grew up in a, as we know, in.

[Hannah]

A tough situation in Brooklyn, in a ditch somewhere.

[Paige]

No heating, no water. Nana. Nana was religious, and I was, like, 18, and they were visiting, and my boyfriend was, like, staying over, and she was like, okay, where is. Where is he sleeping? And my mom was, like, in her bed. Like, wait, how old were you? 18.

[Hannah]

Okay.

[Paige]

But I also was different than you. Like, as we know. Like, your mom was like. Like, please don't get a fucking tongue piercing tonight. Like, my mom was like, hey, do you want to maybe go to a party and, like, see what happens? And I'm like, no, mom. I'm trying to be a professional tennis player.

[Hannah]

Lenore was my dream. Like, yeah, maybe I'll give it a try.

[Paige]

She literally looked at Nana and was like, hannah got a boyfriend. We're very happy.

[Hannah]

My parents were like, did you sneak out? I'm like, no, why would I do that when this house is so free? I could go and come as I please. Why would I sneak out?

[Paige]

Kim is like, why couldn't Paige have met a nice girl like Hannah in high school? She would have kept her inside. They would have stayed inside and talked about the same.

[Hannah]

My friends were really bad influences.

[Paige]

Yeah, I, well, I had, I guess. Yeah. My friends were all like, sporty and like scared of cocaine too. So. But anyway, my nana, at first, she was like, upset. At first my nana was upset, but then she was like, oh, I guess that's what the kids are doing these days. And she immediately was non judgmental happy. She learned also, like, I don't think we're having sex. Like, we were.

[Hannah]

Well, do you ever see videos of like people that come out, but their grandparents or parents are like, of such a different generation and they're so nervous and the grandparents are like, it's fine. Like, I don't care.

[Paige]

Some of these old people, they're. They're learning and growing and seeing things. And a nano, like very early on immediately was like, but she's in the know. She's been in the know. Yeah.

[Hannah]

She's like, hippin with it.

[Paige]

And like, well, Uncle Johnny famously came out as gay and they were afraid.

[Hannah]

Your Uncle John, I feel like you have to give context.

[Paige]

My uncle. Everyone has a gay Uncle Johnny. When I said Uncle Johnny came out as gay, everyone listening was like, yes, you don't have a gay Uncle Johnny.

[Hannah]

You know, it's like a funny running bit in my family that I just realized, like, if you say, if you say any time in my household, like, oh, I think they might be gay. Anyone at any time will say, well, don't tell Paige. She thinks everyone's gay.

[Paige]

That's. That's what my family says about me. And I said, well.

[Hannah]

And I'm like, and where's the lie?

[Paige]

Where's lies? No one's proving me wrong.

[Hannah]

No, not a single person.

[Paige]

Just every day the world gets gayer. Thank God it's not becoming unique. God, thank God. Hi, gigglers. Okay, this is like a debate, like a hot debate happening online. Do you think sports bras or sports tank tops. Tank tops in general should have padding sewn in or should they have a place to take out the padding?

[Hannah]

I'm so glad you're asking me. As president of the small boob community.

[Paige]

Let me just tell you the general argument. Some people online are saying, I hate that it falls out. It's like, why even have an opening I don't. And then they're all over the place. And then some people are like, I don't always want them in, so I don't want them sewn in.

[Hannah]

I think the padding look, as someone who has literally zero boobs, if I put a sports bra on that's like a size too small, it is so tight and like I look like a flat like board. So I enjoy having a little padding because I'm like, oh, at least it gives like a little cream curvature. But if I had larger boobs I could so see how you're like, get the. I don't need any more padding. I want to take this out. I think you should have the option to take it out and put it back in. Kind of like the same with bathing suits.

[Paige]

And for the first time ever in the history of giggly squad, I agree with you. Right you 100%. All your points are so valid cuz I as you know, have a perfect C cup.

[Hannah]

You have a perfect rack.

[Paige]

Perfect rack that no one talks about. Because I don't talk about it.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Because I don't want people to get uncomfortable and treat me differently. Yeah, yeah. But when I have a padded bra, I suddenly feel like I have boobs and you know, I don't want to have boobs.

[Hannah]

And I'm over here buying the skims nipple bra every chance I get according.

[Paige]

To the fucking library. I also think when I wear. I feel like I'm wearing Victoria's Secret push up bras whenever I have anything with padding on. And I think everyone's staring at my boobs and I think if someone like punched me in the boob, I wouldn't feel it. Do you remember those push ups?

[Hannah]

Yeah, I was just gonna say like a bombshell. Like when those first came out, I.

[Paige]

Was like, that was a football uniform. Like I could tackle a. I kind.

[Hannah]

Of miss that era of me. Like an Abercrombie shirt and like a Victoria's Secret pink push up bra that I like begged my mom to get.

[Paige]

Yeah, that was like 8 inches of padding and it was like up to your chin.

[Hannah]

Shoot, I was just gonna say something. Now I forget.

[Paige]

Wait, with the Victoria's Secret bra too? What was I gonna say?

[Hannah]

Why did we just get so dumb at the same minute? Like I literally feel like I just passed out and came to and I'm like, what are you talking about? I feel like I'm high, but I'm not.

[Paige]

It's just the morning. It's 1:30pm Wait, are you ever, like.

[Hannah]

With your friend and, like, you truly have talked about anything, and so then you're like, so I guess that's what's going on.

[Paige]

Well, me and you are weird because we'll. We will talk over each other for 20 minutes straight and then be silent on our phones for 10 minutes, but not have any transition. Like, no one's like, I'm gonna go look at my phone now. It's like, suddenly. It's just actually, literally yesterday I called you Felicia Shay because I was mid conversation. Suddenly I heard, and I'm like, okay, Vanderpump Rule, season two.

[Hannah]

It's my favorite thing when you call me Sheena, like, when I'm on my phone, because I just, like, I. I love it so much. I think it's so funny. No, I love the sound of my nails on.

[Paige]

People don't talk enough about being a Vanderpump Rules fan and one day being in an elevator with Shina Shay and watching her text and hearing it and just feeling like you're watching Michelangelo painting whatever he painted.

[Hannah]

Sheena Shea was, like, the first Bravo Liberty to be nice to me. I feel like. And, like, want me to come on her podcast. Like, she was the first. Like, she was the first one celebrity podcast I did. Yeah.

[Paige]

And she was continually nice to us through the ups and downs.

[Hannah]

Yes.

[Paige]

Yes. She's consistent. She was consistent.

[Hannah]

Say what you want about Sheena Shea here at Giggly Squad, we respect her, and we.

[Paige]

She brought me to her green room when she was on Watch Robins Live, and I was like, oh, my God. I, like, watched her get glam and.

[Hannah]

Wait, that is so sweet.

[Paige]

It was. Yeah, she's iconic. I would bring up the Grammys, but, like, does anyone care anymore? Is it like, two years ago? Do you have any hot takes?

[Hannah]

You know, did you watch them? You know, the Grammys is one award show that I never care about. I don't know why.

[Paige]

Well, you hate music.

[Hannah]

No.

[Paige]

You've fully publicly stated it's your art.

[Hannah]

I don't. No, I don't.

[Paige]

Yes, you do. Yes, you do. You hate musicals. You hate music. You hate children laughing.

[Hannah]

Well, I hate children laughing. No, I hate musicals. I love music. I just. When I'm home by myself, I'm putting.

[Host/Announcer]

A TV show on.

[Hannah]

So I don't have the same relationship with music during the day that other people do. Because I loved entertainment in the arts of.

[Paige]

Yes.

[Hannah]

Scripted. Telling a story. In that sense, storytelling. Here's what I will say. I'm so fucking excited for Bad Bunny to do the halftime performance, when I did see the clip of him winning, I thought it was just like. So you want to know what? I feel the same way about. About Bad Bunny that I do about Fernando. Like, they have such.

[Paige]

Who's Fernando?

[Hannah]

Fernando, my. My football player. Come on. First name basis. Fernando. Isn't that his name? Fernando, who won that Miami game that I'm obsessed with?

[Paige]

Oh, sorry. I was. You're talking about college football.

[Hannah]

You have to keep up.

[Paige]

Okay, sorry, Continue. I thought you got another cat or something. I was like, who's Fernando?

[Hannah]

You know who Fernando is, and stop.

[Paige]

Acting like you don't. Okay, Fern. Yes, Fernie.

[Hannah]

I feel the same way about them because there's something so pure about their reactions to them, themselves doing a good job. Do you know what I mean?

[Paige]

It's. He's authentically happy, and they're showing photos of him when he was 16, bagging groceries and like, to see people's dreams come alive. Also for him to remind people that Puerto Rico is in America. No, let's just.

[Hannah]

So confused by that.

[Paige]

There was a lot of confusion. There is a lot of confusion.

[Hannah]

Look, I don't classify myself as smarter than anyone. Like, I know my strengths and I know my weaknesses. But when I saw that, like, people being like, where's Puerto Rico? I was like, surely I'm not the smartest one on the Internet right now. Like, that's really scary.

[Paige]

Well, you're for sure not the dumbest one on the Internet, and that's been proven. I don't want to, like, get into the drama because, you know, we hate drama.

[Hannah]

They tell me everything.

[Paige]

Cole, the glambot guy, what did they do with him? No, it is seated nowhere to be found.

[Hannah]

And then I thought, he invented the glambot. I'm like, how are you getting rid of the inventor?

[Paige]

It was coal. And the glambot. I know you could get the glam bot without coal.

[Hannah]

Wait, let's start. Start the story from the beginning.

[Paige]

Okay. Apparently. Apparently there's an email going around from 2019. Now, whenever this stuff happens, it makes me feel like it's a. It's a hit. It's like a.

[Hannah]

Someone, like, is sitting.

[Paige]

Yeah, someone. Someone was coming for him for some reason. I don't know why, but that's why.

[Hannah]

You have to have a private investigator, like, on call at certain times.

[Paige]

I guess a bride asked him, like, can I do a glambot at my wedding? Which is, like, it's totally valid, iconic, good for her. Like, woman of the arts. And I guess he kind of Was like, you can't afford me. Or he gave her like an insane number. Which, honestly, you're running your business. I know people who are like, super busy and someone will ask her to do something and she'll be like, yeah, for a crazy amount. And.

[Hannah]

Well, it's kind of like hairstylist and makeup artists.

[Host/Announcer]

Like, yes.

[Hannah]

Yeah. Maybe they start out doing weddings, but then they start doing, like, other things and, like, things that pay that aren't as time consuming, whatever. And you just like, you grow your business. So, like, I get. If you were a celebrity hairstylist and some random person was like, do my wedding, they'd be like, okay for like 200k, you know, something crazy.

[Paige]

So I actually didn't even see the email, but this is what I, I think I heard online. So take it all with a grain of salt. But I didn't know it was going.

[Hannah]

To be about JLo.

[Paige]

The Glambot is a humiliation ritual. It never goes well. I asked you, you said you did it once. Like, what was it scary?

[Hannah]

Literally terrifying. Because you, like, freeze up because you're like, I need every angle of me to look good. And then you look frozen.

[Paige]

And then it's like a mosquito coming at you.

[Hannah]

Select few people that are really good at it, though.

[Paige]

But, like, I feel like they've done it multiple times. They know what to expect.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Also under pressure, I'll crack doing anything. Like, tell me to say my name and I'll say it wrong. So, like, I can't imagine. And then also, like, you not only have your. Have to have your face right, you have to have your teeth right and your hair right. And you're. And you're holding in your stomach and your boobs in the right place.

[Hannah]

Be in a dress that's conducive to like, twirling. And it's.

[Paige]

Does he tell you what to do?

[Hannah]

Yes, he's.

[Paige]

He's so nice directing.

[Hannah]

He's basically like, this is what's gonna happen. This is. And you're gonna do this and we can do it again if you don't like it. And, like, you look amazing. And he's a very nice person. So basically his. So his email gets like, starts getting circulated from 2019 and then I guess.

[Paige]

He'S not at the Grammys. And this is where it gets real spicy. People are saying now that a woman was behind the camera and that everyone's Glambot was better this Grammy. And I said, you know what? That tracks. A straight man should never be involved with photography. Wait, no. Straight man should ever be behind a camera. We've all seen what happens. They're. They're moving, they're talking. They don't understand angles. Maybe someone was like, this guy doesn't support women.

[Hannah]

No. There. I feel like there aren't many positions where women have. And they've replaced them with men and it's gone better. But there are so many positions that men have had that they've been replaced with women. And it's.

[Paige]

There's so many things that is obvious women will be better at. Or, like. At least they tell women, like. Like, even like cooking. But, like, men are the chefs.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Make that make sense. News anchors. Who's good at gossiping? Us. Why is a man telling me what happened in the world? Right.

[Hannah]

They don't get a single detail.

[Paige]

And then a photographer. There's. It's always a fudgeing photographer, man, with, like, shooting models and stuff. And if you're a famous male photographer, yes, I'll shoot with you. However, that's bonkers. I want a woman behind the lens who's going to be like, move your hair.

[Hannah]

I would never do, like, a sexy photo shoot with a guy.

[Paige]

On some of these sets that are more like male gazy, like, Playboy and stuff, there's men involved because they're like, what do you guys think looks good? Because a gay guy thinking something looks good is very different than a man looks good.

[Hannah]

Something that's being sold to men. Yeah. Going to get that.

[Paige]

It's just like a bunch of dudes being like, yeah, it's hot.

[Hannah]

But, like, if it's being sold to women.

[Paige]

No.

[Hannah]

Why would I want a guy there? What does he know?

[Paige]

No, like, it's kind of like with the Real Housewives, when the husbands get involved, it's like, okay, sit down. That's.

[Hannah]

Sit down.

[Paige]

The Grammys I loved. I hope Cole is okay and not being held hostage somewhere. No one said anything about him. Real quick. The guy who sang Ordinary and he.

[Hannah]

Performed on Jimmy Fallon one night when we were there.

[Paige]

He was there. Yeah. And so he had some trouble with his ear things. And Tic Tac was funny. They're like, considering the ear things have one job to do. They never work. Like, can no one invent an ear thing that works?

[Hannah]

Oh. Like, he couldn't hear himself when he couldn't hear himself.

[Paige]

So for, like, a short part of the song, he was singing at the wrong time. Like, the beat was, like, very off. But then he recovered really well. And then afterwards, he posted a TikTok. Being like, guys, this is what I was hearing. And it sounded like crazy echoes. But he did great.

[Hannah]

I think my best dress was Olivia Dean. I didn't like. I don't know why I never like. I think because the Grammys is. You can do really whatever you want. You can wear whatever you want to the Grammys. Because I feel like it's. Musicians are like.

[Paige]

But they weren't as insane as, like, the VMAs. You know the VMAs. They.

[Hannah]

Right.

[Paige]

Because they're. Yeah. The musicians are more like artists.

[Hannah]

Like, yes. Where I think I like the Oscars and like the SAG and like Golden Globes. Because I'm like, there's a. It's a black tie dress code.

[Paige]

Yes.

[Hannah]

Like, I want to see what you came up for. Black tie dress code.

[Paige]

Justin Bieber. People were aghast that he wore boxers. I thought that was very on brand for Justin Bieber. If he didn't.

[Hannah]

If he was always aghast at him and him. What him and Haley are doing. I'm so over it. I'm so over people hating on him and Haley.

[Paige]

I.

[Hannah]

How about when she looked in the camera and she went like that with her.

[Paige]

She does have you fingers. She has long fingers like you.

[Hannah]

She has royalty fingers.

[Paige]

She's royalty fingers. Well, she famously went on TikTok one day and was just like, I don't say anything. I don't do anything. And you guys yell at me every day. I don't know.

[Hannah]

People are like, so insane to her. It's so fucking weird.

[Paige]

But not to be dramatic, I, like, got teared up when he was singing because I hate when people are misunderstood and I hate when people lose themselves.

[Hannah]

Hate when people are misunderstood.

[Paige]

I hate when they are. There's injustice. I hate when people are on the wrong path.

[Hannah]

You hate when things are point blank, period. Unfair.

[Paige]

I. That is my.

[Hannah]

It enrages anger.

[Paige]

I hate when things are unfair. And I feel like he blew up. And because he was so fucking talented, he was like, eyes closed, four years old, playing the drums, singing perfect pitch, whatever. Bullshit.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

And then he becomes the biggest person in the world and everyone's like, starts making fun of him. And then he's singing and everyone's like, did you guys know Justin Bieber could sing? Yeah. It's not fucking luck that he became one of the greatest singers of his generation. And every girl in the world was obsessed with him. It's not just because he had a weird haircut. So anyway, it was just, like, beautiful to see him come out of it all.

[Hannah]

No I think he has like singing really crazy story that is like so not even scratch of the surface told and I think he's such a talented person. Yeah and his documentary when we're in like our stuff 60s is gonna be so banging and his son is probably gonna like produce it and like I can't wait for it.

[Host/Announcer]

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[Paige]

But I do have to say, award shows are like, insane. Sabrina Carpenter didn't win anything. And she's literally like just the most relevant artist of this year. Like, that's not controversial.

[Hannah]

That's so crazy.

[Paige]

She got nominated for like six or eight things and just sat there and lost every single award. And it made me realize, like, they only give the best new artist award to so, so many people. And like, if you happen to be in a really good year, you won't get it. And how like in the year 2000, Christina. Christina Aguilera 1 and Britney Spears lost her. So like Britney Spears was later 2000 being like, I'm a fucking loser. And it's like, Sabrina, I just let you know these awards don't mean shit. You're perfect. Keep going.

[Hannah]

I feel like they take them with a grain of salt.

[Paige]

No, no, that's all your industry is, is these stupid fucking awards. Like, that's. That's what the.

[Hannah]

That's true.

[Paige]

That's like They. I think some people are probably better at being like, it's stupid. Well, to everyone who's a creative listening, which is all the gigglers, women of the arts, and the gayglers. Someone gave me good advice one day and they said, the second you let other people's opinions affect your creativity is when they win. So the second you're like, I'm not gonna post this or, I'm not gonna write this, I'm not gonna express myself because I'm afraid of other things, then they win. Also further fucking more. I'm on a mental health kick.

[Hannah]

We haven't said further fucking more. In a minute.

[Paige]

In a minute. We need. Yeah, that head. You're welcome.

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[Paige]

A moment for. For the fucking war is that it's your decision on how to react to things. So, like, this is not relatable at all. But losing a Grammy, you could literally make that, ruin your year and be like, everyone thinks I'm a loser. I lost a grant. Or you literally can choose to be like, I don't give a fuck about this. And that's what life is about. And it's. It seems like you're cheating or it seems like you're, like, suppressing things, but, like, no, it's actually like, two things can happen to the same person. To the same thing can happen to two people, and it's just how they relate to it that makes people either successful or stuck in their head.

[Hannah]

You can also do apply that to, like, when you have rage.

[Paige]

Like, you go and let me speak from the angry portion of the night. Oh, my.

[Hannah]

I forget that you're doing devil's advocate. Hannah is the angel and I'm the devil. Let me speak from that side.

[Paige]

You going. If you have a short little temper.

[Hannah]

I think people don't realize that I do have, like, one of the craziest tempers.

[Paige]

But you only, like. You don't let it out a lot.

[Hannah]

No, no, no.

[Paige]

Not with me. She goes, I see people I love.

[Hannah]

No, because I'm never mad when I'm around you. And you've never done a single thing for me to, like, be like, I hate that I have to freak out. Yeah. You're like, my joy, you're my peace.

[Paige]

But I like, I've seen you very worked up about things, which actually, I love.

[Hannah]

Actually last night when we left each other, I was like, kind of wanted to call you last night because I was just like, oh, my God, we had so much fun. Laughing all day. Like, I kind of just want to, like, laugh a little Bit more.

[Paige]

But were you like, oh, I called her the night before, and she's gonna be like, wow, this.

[Hannah]

No. What are we gonna talk about? We've literally talked about everything. Like, I have to go to bed.

[Paige]

Wait. That's so sweet of you. I love Chapel roan's dress. Oh, Mrs. Mrs. Fake Nipples doesn't like a nipple dress. That's. That's what I want to see, though. That's the kind of creativity I want to see on the carpet.

[Hannah]

Look, you know how I feel about Gen Z. We're very tumultuous. Like, we have certain things that I'm just like, I don't fudgeing vibe with you guys. And then there are other things obsessive, where I'm like, gen Z, go, yeah, you got this girl. Like, yes, we're behind you. Hopefully no one stepped on it. I mean, what was she gonna do if there was just like a. A. A jam up on the red carpet and someone accidentally stepped on it? Obviously, it was a prosthetic.

[Paige]

If someone stepped on it, that's called viral, baby. It's called content.

[Hannah]

I don't know. My whole thing is like, you have anxiety.

[Paige]

Well, this is why I'm obsessed with Chapel Rome, because the interview before, she looks at the woman, and the woman's like, are you okay? And she's like, this is the scariest part of the night because everyone is taking photos of you, and you don't know where the photos are gonna go, mind you. She's like, has a cape on still. And she's like, I'm just scared. And I'm looking at her. I'm like, poor thing. I hope she just goes inside and, like, gets to sit down and eat something, and everyone's nice to her. And then two seconds later, she's on the carpet. Whip those titas out.

[Hannah]

And she's like, here's my hard nipple. Don't look at it.

[Paige]

And she's like. And if anyone raises their voice.

[Hannah]

I'm.

[Paige]

Like, she's testing them.

[Hannah]

Yeah. I'm like, I. I feel like as though I'm in a pickle here.

[Paige]

You know what she is? She's like a cat. When a cat lies on its back and you're like, your belly's so cute. Can I touch it? And the cat's like, yeah, touch it. See what happens. See what happens? And they're like, well, why would you show to me if you.

[Hannah]

She's like, say one thing about my nipple dress. I freaking dare you. I actually. I want you to. That's Why I wore it.

[Paige]

And then she gave her. She announced her award for. And she was like, clearly didn't want to be there.

[Hannah]

Like, I've had a dream like that where I'm like. And I forgot my shirt. My nipples are out. And, like. And I'm just acting casually. I'm like, nothing's going on here. Like, that was her red carpet was my worst nightmare. Like, you forgot your shirt.

[Paige]

I think I liked it, too, because she's a lesbian, so she's, like, showing her boobs. Not for the male gaze. Like, it.

[Hannah]

So, yeah, some people are like, it's.

[Paige]

Not for the male gaze. I'm like, yeah, it is. But, like, hers was, like, actually a dress showing your topless. And, you know, the men were like, huh. Which I kind of loved because it.

[Hannah]

Was like a ring hanging from it.

[Paige]

Yeah, yeah. The guys were confused and uncomfortable.

[Hannah]

Okay. But that's a perfect example of, like.

[Paige]

If men are confused and uncomfortable, that means this art.

[Hannah]

But also it's a perfect example of, like, that is a different type of, like, fashion vibe or where I'm like, okay. I'm like, I can't compare that look to, like, when Zendaya walks on the carpet for the Oscars. Like, that is a moment in my soul that, like, it's very different.

[Paige]

Should I get short bangs?

[Hannah]

No.

[Paige]

Okay. I just want to throw it out there.

[Hannah]

Wait, can I show you everything at home at.

[Paige]

No, I. I'm about to shoot my special. You know, I'm freaking out.

[Hannah]

What are you doing? What are you doing?

[Paige]

There was, like, a really cool. There was the one girl who worked at the Supreme Store who didn't bully me, and she had these, and they were like.

[Hannah]

To hear so.

[Paige]

She was so cool.

[Hannah]

No. They've put in the time and the effort to deserve those bangs. They've seen some shit. They're not for you. Okay.

[Paige]

Oh, my God. If I go to the salon, they'll.

[Hannah]

Be like, I could see you with a wispy bang, though. That ends here. And then, like, your first layer starts here, here. And you just go down.

[Paige]

I'll see.

[Hannah]

But, hey, I'm putting that out there. One thing at a time.

[Paige]

Speaking of art, do you know that kid Cudi is currently painting? He's become a painter, and he goes by the name Scotty Ramone. And now I kind of know what I want for my future.

[Hannah]

You want to become an artist?

[Paige]

I'm going to be a painter. It goes by a different name.

[Hannah]

Speaking of art, I finished my book.

[Paige]

How does it feel to finish your.

[Hannah]

First book, it feels really good. And I ordered another one.

[Paige]

Well, do you want to tell them what you're reading? Are you scared to start a book club?

[Hannah]

No, I'm literally scared. I'm like, I said I wouldn't do this. This is a book club now. Like, I just started it. If I say the name of, like, what I'm reading, it's like, this is a book club. Okay. I read Verity because it's Italian.

[Paige]

It's. She read the menu to an Italian restaurant.

[Hannah]

She goes, you actually don't know how funny that is, because in Italy, one of our favorite restaurants, the name of it is, like, La Verde. Actually, sometimes those menus are big, and you're like, certainly, you can't be doing all this.

[Paige]

Correct.

[Hannah]

Like, all of this is good.

[Paige]

When we were on reality tv, we went to a restaurant once, and people took photos, and we all were looking at the menu, and someone was like, they're reading scripts off these menus.

[Hannah]

I remember that.

[Paige]

And I was like.

[Hannah]

I was, okay. I read Verity, which Anne Hathaway is going to be in the movie. That's why I read it, because I was like, oh, I can't wait. I want to see that movie. And then the book I ordered, it's called Nightingale. And I literally just, like, went on TikTok and, like, watched a bunch of videos of girls who were like, these are my top five favorite books.

[Paige]

Are you on booktok?

[Hannah]

I, like, search for it. It doesn't automatically get filtered to me.

[Paige]

It has no search. The algorithms.

[Hannah]

Like, it doesn't make, like, really? Babes? Who are we impressed? Who's sitting next to you that you're trying to show your phone to?

[Paige]

I feel like you're really good at choosing, like, inspiration for, like, what girls to follow. Like, if I see an influencer that you follow, I'm like, okay. Like, she's legit. Like, so how do you decide which.

[Host/Announcer]

I judge it with my cover.

[Hannah]

What are you looking for by pretty? I want it to look cool when I bring it on the plane. I want to, like. And I'm a hardcover bitch or nothing. Hardcover, honey, we're. No.

[Paige]

I always take the sleeve off because I don't want anyone to talk to me about it.

[Hannah]

See, I, like, want someone to do that because I just want to feel like, what? No one's ever said that to me. So I'm just like. I want my first, like, book convo to happen.

[Paige]

I also feel like books are intimate. Like, I don't want people knowing what I'm thinking about. I also feel like I'd read crazy books.

[Hannah]

My mom reads so much. And so I said to her, like, I finished my book and I ordered another one, and I heard my dad in the background go, ugh. She's really rounded a corner. We've lost her. Like, because I. My personality is, like, more my dad. But sometimes I'll pull something out that's so can.

[Paige]

Let me just say to Gary, there was a time where he used to go to bed and pray that you could read. So let's.

[Hannah]

And we have to look at the bright side of things.

[Paige]

You're so grateful, and I'm really proud of you. I'm really, really proud of you. Final thought about Gen Z. They love disappearing text.

[Hannah]

I love disappearing text. Now how do you do it? I don't send them. I love receiving them. Because if I'm gonna say something, I'm like, and show them. And I hope they go through your phone and see it.

[Paige]

Can you not screenshot it when you. Or is it, like, when people search it, it won't come up. Like, what's the point of a disappearing text?

[Hannah]

Well, one, you can screenshot it. And two, like, we've tried. Yeah. When you can't, I mean, you can undo it. And I think screenshot it. Yeah, it's really more for, like, if someone's next to. But I have, like, a screen on my thing. So, like, you can't even.

[Paige]

I know is all my Gen Z friends, my tons of little Gen Z girlies, they can't send me a normal text. Everything's disappearing. I'm like, babe, why do I have to work to read this text? But it does make it exciting.

[Hannah]

We're on plane so much, and I'm like. So I'm like, I don't know. You don't look at my fucking phone. Only because I know I'm looking at someone's phone, so I know my own trick. So I'm like, don't look at my phone. So secret, safe with me. But, like, when I'm gossiping, I have one particular friend that I am thinking of that she will only send me invisible text messages. Because she's also part of me is.

[Paige]

Like, do you not trust me? Like, when I send someone juicy gossip, I trust them with it. I trust that they'll protect it. I might be like, hey, if you.

[Hannah]

Listen to this voiceover, she doesn't trust the environment ever.

[Paige]

Got it? Got it. It's not you, it's the environment.

[Hannah]

My assistant will go on my phone or I'll hand over my phone and be like, put your number. Like, there are just certain things where I'm like, if that information ever leaked. Yeah.

[Paige]

I wonder if boys. I wonder if boys use disappearing text or if it's just a girl thing. I feel like it's a girl thing because we are the FBI. Men wouldn't do it. Also, I still don't. I don't know how to even read.

[Hannah]

I mean, I don't even know if they actually. That's such a lie because it's actually such a lie because I don't have in my grown up years of 30. First of all, not all my friends are friends with each other. So they're like, if we threw them in a weird group chat, it'd be like, hello, I have a job. The amount of men and I think pretty much every man I've ever dated, their group chat all day. All day.

[Paige]

Yeah. But nothing, nothing juicy. Just like sending bad memes and I'm.

[Hannah]

Like, wait, this is honestly very male loneliness epidemic.

[Paige]

Where.

[Hannah]

Wait. Well, it's just more like this is actually a very girly thing of you guys to do. But I'm, I'm thankful that you're doing it because who else do you talk to? But it's never of anything of importance. It's like I took a shit today. It's like you could have heard that on Giggly Squad. But I'm fascinated by the male group chat.

[Paige]

Yeah, we're gonna do some research actually. Gigglers, can you keep an eye on a man's group chat near you and tell us what they're talking about? This has become a full on investigation. We just want to keep tabs on it just in case. Get ahead of it. Gigglers, we love you so, so much. Thank you for all the great feedback of the two episodes.

[Hannah]

No, it's been so fun.

[Paige]

We're having fun.

[Hannah]

We just scheduled our first guest for one of our Friday episodes that we're very excited about.

[Paige]

Yes. Also, DM us. If there's any like random fun people you guys want us to have on for a segment or just Chatty Cathy, let us know. We love you guys so much. Thanks for giggling. Bye.

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