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Host/Announcer
Sup, Gigglers?
Paige
Gary, fix your wi fi.
Grace
Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.
Host/Announcer
I mean, the day just got away from me.
Grace
Okay, we're doing a social experiment this morning. We're recording giggly squad at 8am just.
Paige
Just for fun.
Grace
Just for fun, to see what would
Paige
happen, I packed a whole outfit to look cute and then I walked in and I go, not the vibe.
Grace
You're literally my mom. You go, so you didn't cle. I cleaned for 30 minutes.
Paige
I got this new maroon top that's like leather on the top. And then like, has like. It's not the vibe. Fringe on the bottom. And I had like white jeans.
Grace
This apartment has never seen a fringe.
Paige
And I go, you know what? I'm gonna stay in what I'm wearing.
Grace
So we're sitting on my couch because Paige has a pant. It's a whole thing.
Paige
It's a whole thing.
Grace
It's a whole thing. And I. It's a whole thing. First of all, Nick's just lost. That's why I'm wearing black. My black Nick shirt. And. But last night, poor Grace. Grace had a whole day with me. We did Seth Meyers. We were running around.
Paige
I feel like I'm gonna turn and look at you.
Grace
I'm uncomfortable.
Paige
Good thing you're wearing sunglasses.
Grace
Yeah. Okay. So she. I basically after Seth Meyers was like, what are you doing for the Knicks game? And she's like, I don't know. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna come over and hang out.
Paige
Yeah.
Grace
And I forget that I'm her boss. Cause I'm like, maybe she's had a whole day with me and maybe she doesn't want her, like, boss coming over.
Paige
Yeah.
Grace
So I come in. I come in at like 8:30, jump on the couch with her, immediately start FaceTiming you. So her boss comes over, starts, I'm
Paige
in shock and all that. You guys are hanging out.
Grace
We're literally on a sleepover.
Paige
Yeah.
Grace
I order pizza. And then me and you are loudly FaceTiming. And Grace is just sitting there like, can I have a day?
Paige
Can I have a minute in my own home at 10pm like, for a
Grace
second, I'm like, maybe she doesn't want to feel like me. And you are.
Paige
At one point when we were on the phone, I was going to ask Grace to look something up for me. And then I go. And then in my head I was like, no, it's 10pm and she's on her own couch. Like, am I going to ask her a favor right now? I actually wanted her to look up what the weather was going to be like today for my outfit that I didn't end up wearing.
Grace
Wait, My favorite thing is waking up and like asking my mom what the weather is. And I asked Des and he goes, look it up. And I'm like, you've been up since 6am yeah.
Paige
Just tell me what the vibe.
Grace
Tell me what the vibes are.
Paige
Also, you can look at the weather app, but you don't really know the vibe.
Grace
Yeah.
Paige
I go to my window every day. I look at the girls on the street. I go, are they in jackets or just long sleeve shirts? Are they in short sleeve shirts?
Grace
Is it a street will tell you? Is there, Is it a caprice?
Paige
And you don't. I never look at the men because their temperature is not. So if I see a girl in a workout outfit plus a hoodie, it's a little chilly out. Wait, I have to say something about the Knicks. I'm not saying anything negative about the Knicks. Like, I'm so proud of them. I really hope it's their time. The Instagram videos of all the guys outside, I can't do it. I actually can't do it anymore.
Grace
Someone goes, this is their errors tour. Like, all the men are outside MSG
Paige
together, like, chanting and saying, literally, just kiss. Because they're like fighting each other. They like, want to hug.
Grace
They want a kiss.
Paige
They want to hug so bad. But they're like, they like, are doing it in like a beat up way. And I'm like, just hug.
Grace
So the best part about it is Paige keeps now has nicks on her algorithm and she's realizing that guess who's commenting on all of these videos?
Paige
It's crazy. Every time I look in the comments and I see your name, I. I'm like, go, Nyx. I'm tired, Laug. But like, I saw a video last night when they lost and the streets were crazy and I'm like, women are emotional. What do you taught? You just beat up a guy for wearing a jersey that you don't for wearing an outfit you don't like. You beat up a man for wearing an outfit you don't like. But we're the problem for wearing a
Grace
guy's name that you don't like because you don't like that guy.
Paige
He's like, that guy's wearing black and gray and we're not wearing black and gray tonight. It's like, okay, Regina.
Grace
No, but talk about me. No, literally talk about mean girls. They're like, I don't like the guys you support. I'm so obsessed with it. But I'm also like, now I'm nervous for them because the Knicks have been so bad for so long and now they're like, supposed to win. And I'm like, don't put that on these guys.
Paige
My first thought last night was, are any. Did any of them pop a beta before they came out tonight? Because what if, like, they're so nervous and like, the pressure.
Grace
I know, but the gigglers were Funny. There's some spurs fans, obviously, who are gigglers, and this is a safe space for you guys. We just.
Paige
Sorry, where are they even from?
Grace
San Antonio.
Paige
Yes.
Grace
We've been there.
Paige
Yes.
Grace
Remember? Nope. You don't remember.
Paige
I don't.
Grace
It was a dark time.
Paige
The only thing I know about the spurs is that Eva Longoria's ex husband
Grace
used to blame Sony Parker. And he's French.
Paige
And. And he.
Grace
This is like, hot French guy.
Paige
And he cheated on her whilst I think he was still playing. That's the only thing I know about the Spurs.
Grace
An athlete cheated.
Paige
Yeah.
Grace
My nana was visiting Grace last week while I was traveling.
Paige
Okay. Everyone's just hanging with Grace.
Grace
Look, Grace is like, look, we. She left her family. She left her family. And sometimes I'm like, do you want to rent a grandma? So I was like, nana, go visit. Grace calls Grace and goes, I made pesto. Do you know what pesto is?
Paige
No. She's like, you're fair skinned, you have blue eyes, so you probably don't know Marinara, North Carolina, have they.
Grace
Do they know what linguine is? But she literally said, do you know what pesto is?
Paige
That baby clam ever. Do they have those in North. You guys like seafood in North Carolina? You ever had a baby clam?
Grace
You ever put a breadcrumb on the baby clam? A little olive oil on a clam?
Paige
We call it a clam's casino. You might call it something else where you're from.
Grace
And then you take the bread and you soak it. Wait, so Nana, literally, it was like, rent a grandma.
Paige
Yeah.
Grace
You know when you just miss your grandparents? And I was like, what? Just thought about my grandpa. Anyway, so then she visited and I was like, asked them about Brooklyn in the. In the 30s or whenever
Paige
you were
Grace
giving her questions, I said, ask Nana about the apartment.
Paige
She made a random biography.
Grace
But old people love talking about. And it's like you never get to hear history from the horse's mouth.
Paige
Yeah. Her story.
Grace
So that was fun. Oh, one last Nick's thing. So I took my dad to a practice. I wasn't at the game yesterday. I took him to a practice. And we're in the hallway and I see Fat Joe.
Paige
Sorry, I know that's his name, but that sounds like a name that we need to name, like my old situation. I remember a Fat Joe.
Grace
No, that's the guy on Hinge in my phone that I'm like, please don't text him again. So I see Fat Joe coming towards me. And this is the thing New York is, like, healed right now. Like, New York. People in the streets are like, saying, good morning.
Paige
One of my girlfriends was on the bus with Fat Joe and Timothee Chalamet. I dm. I was like, oh, yeah? Where are you?
Grace
Are you kidnapped? Are you getting traffic?
Paige
She was wearing a bandana as a shirt. I go, what is happening, Alexa?
Grace
And I was walking down the street two days ago, middle of the day, and people are just yelling, go, Nick. Yeah. I'm like, this is great.
Paige
I made a TikTok yesterday. I was like, I don't know what the caption is. So I just did go, nyx.
Grace
I know, I know. But I got home and I realized I was wearing Nick shirt. So that makes sense. But I didn't realize I was wearing Nick shirt at the time.
Paige
Yeah. Yeah.
Grace
But New Yorkers are literally, like, they've never been nicer.
Paige
Wait, the other day, I was getting off in the airplane, and I was. It was me and Joe, and some girl turned and goes, are you guys going to the game?
Grace
And.
Paige
And I didn't think she was talking to me, so I didn't say anything. And in my head, I was like, what fucking game? I was talking to the guy behind me because I was like, I don't know what game.
Grace
You're the game of life. I was like, no, but that's what college is. Like when you're at a sports school every Sunday, it's like, about the game. Like, everyone's going the game. Everyone's watching the game. Everyone, if we win or lose, is affected by the game. But anyway, so I see Fat Joe, and I don't bother celebrities. You guys know me. Yeah, you know me. I'm like, that. This girl did a TikTok where it's like, when you see a celebrity and you think you're cool because you're not speaking to them, that's literally me. I'm like, I'm so respectful right now.
Paige
Anytime I walk by Julianne Moore anywhere in the city, I'm like, is that
Grace
like, a regular occurrence?
Paige
Yeah. Like, Julianne Moore is, like, always out in the city. I've seen her, like, four times, and
Grace
she has red hair. So it's like, you see her? You see her?
Paige
Yeah. I've never said hi once.
Grace
But wait, you're so cool for that.
Paige
Thank you. I've seen her at dinner. I've seen her at lunch.
Grace
In my head, I'm like, well, one day when I'm in a movie with her, that's when I'll meet her.
Paige
Yeah.
Grace
Why force it on her now?
Paige
Right?
Grace
Why bother her dating?
Paige
Right.
Grace
But I see Fat Joe, and I was like, it's the. It's the Knicks. Like, I'm saying hi to Fat Joe, but then as he's coming towards me, and he's coming towards me with his click. Yeah, like he rolls with a click.
Paige
Do you think he came up with the name Fat Joe? Or do you think someone was like, great question.
Grace
Well, this is the thing. As he's walking towards me, I'm like, I don't feel like I should call him Fat Joe. I feel like I don't like speaking about people's bodies. So then I just go, hi, Mr. Joe. But. But that's my move, you guys. I've done it before. It works. They love it. I did it to Rick Ross. I said, hi, Mr. Ross.
Paige
Where did you run into Rick Ross? Some Hampton party had DJ Khaled on the.
Grace
Well, DJ Khaled. His. He's everywhere.
Paige
That. Okay. As someone who doesn't give a fuck about sports, is DJ called in New York? No, he's a Miami Heat fan. When I saw that last night on the tv, I was like, fake. I was like, why the hell would they let DJ Khaled sit on the court?
Grace
No, that's. Well, maybe he just paid for it. But.
Paige
No, but the Knicks have been really strict about who's on celebrity and what celebrities are at the Knicks.
Grace
Yeah, you have to be a fa.
Paige
You have to be, like, a hard.
Grace
Tracy Morgan, Ben Stiller. Well, because also, there's.
Paige
Wait, did you see the thing that Jennifer Lopez said? Oh, yeah, that was like, jlo, you're only a New Yorker if you were born here.
Grace
This is my thing with JLo. She loves a villain arc.
Paige
I actually did watch her new movie on Netflix. Stop moving your tongue like that.
Grace
What?
Paige
You were just moving your tongue? Yes. Stop while I was talking.
Grace
I did not. Am I becoming, like, a crazy old person who doesn't know what my limbs are doing at all times? Wait, so I see Fat Joe, I say, hi, Mr. Joe, in front of all of his friends.
Paige
Yeah.
Grace
And then I just go to dab him up. Pat was there. Pat saw it, and he looks at me, and he just dabs my ass up. And then.
Paige
Did you hug?
Grace
No, but daps are, like, more intimate than hugging because we did a full secret handshake.
Paige
Yeah.
Grace
Do you know how to dab?
Paige
Yeah. I'm a loser.
Grace
Hannah, wait. That was really good, but your fingers are so long, I got lost in it.
Paige
Wait, that was really smooth, actually. That's like a non sexual thing that I find attractive. Like when guys, like see each other for the first time and they like dap each other up. And one time I had a boyfriend who couldn't dab. No, he had never dabbed anyone. Like, his friends would walk in and they'd say like, hey. And I'd be like, I have to run away. I'm like, none of you ever been sports in high school, so I have to go.
Grace
There's nothing hotter than two guys who just met. Smoothly dapping. Yeah. There's like dap chemistry between guys.
Paige
They also have levels to it. Like, they're not pulling in if they don't know you, which I think is so.
Grace
And then there's a. There's a snap sometimes.
Paige
Yeah, that's like, they're real good when they snap.
Grace
That's fully Mary Kate and Ashley. They do a snap. They love their secret handshakes. So. So it went. It like went. The interaction went really well. And then he walked off and I think they were doing a podcast and one of his podcast producers was like, my wife really loves you guys. And I was like, so I'm in with Fat Joe.
Host/Announcer
Yeah.
Grace
Then I just almost wanted to start walking with this click.
Paige
I was like, why are those groupies?
Grace
Yeah, I wonder. Like, his friends definitely don't call him, like, Fat Joe. Hey, Fat. It's like Lady Gaga. Like, you don't call her Lady.
Paige
I think they're calling her Stephanie. I think they're just calling him Joe.
Grace
Joe.
Paige
Wait. Okay, so back to the JLO thing. What do you think? How many years? Or do you think you have to be born cuz you're born New York, so you're a true New Yorker. Do you think you have to be born and raised in New York or do you think you have to live here for a certain amount of years?
Grace
This is the thing. I feel like she. I feel like she got annoyed that people made fun of her for the like, orange soda thing.
Paige
Yeah. She's on her own tour. Like her own revenge tour.
Grace
She's on her bench tour with it.
Paige
Okay.
Grace
I am a firm believer that what makes New York so beautiful is that it's a melting pot of so many different cultures that have come from so many different places, and that's what makes New York so great. Ms. USA and peace and world peace. But I always tell people, like, if you can survive New York, like you're
Paige
a New Yorker, girl on TikTok say, like, the saying is, like, after you've lived here for 10 years, you're a New Yorker. And someone was like, but there's inflation, so it should be 20 years. And I thought that was good. I think it's like a.
Grace
Like, I think Grace is a New Yorker.
Paige
I think it's an energy.
Grace
You're a New Yorker. When you're here and you're.
Paige
I think if you've gotten into a physical altercation at LaGuardia, you're a new Yorker. If you've yelled at anyone at a major airport in New York City, you're a New Yorker.
Grace
Yeah. But I also feel like this is the thing. If I move out of New York, I'm still a New Yorker.
Paige
Yeah.
Grace
If someone else is not from New York, moves out of New York, you're not a New Yorker anymore.
Paige
Right.
Grace
That's the biggest difference.
Paige
I would agree with that.
Grace
That's the biggest difference. But like I always say, you come in, New Yorker's gonna cheer you up and spit you out. New York is crazy. There was. Every block is insane right now. And if you can just like laugh at it and enjoy it.
Paige
Yeah. I will say, after living in New York for, I think I'm on. You're of 12 years, you're a New Yorker. 11 or 12 years. Going anywhere else and being there for like longer than a week, you're kind of like, what do you guys do? Like, what. What do you guys do every day? Like, there's so much energy in New York that isn't in other places. Like, so over stimulating place is so, so much slower. And it's like, wow, this is how
Host/Announcer
you guys live every day?
Grace
Well, I understand why people think New Yorkers are. Because every block, something's happening on that block. That would be like, headline local news.
Paige
Yeah, but it's not always mean. Like, I've been to parts of the country where people have been way meaner to me in the middle of the street.
Grace
New Yorkers aren't mean. New Yorkers are. You just cannot talk to every single person because every single person's having, like, the craziest thing happened in their life in that moment.
Paige
But if you walk down the street anywhere in New York and you're like, what's the time? Like, someone is. They'll tell you, responding to you.
Grace
You just yell it and someone responds. Also, there's such a freedom that you can just cry and no one cares
Paige
and you can wear whatever you want because no one knows where you're going or where you were coming from.
Grace
That is so.
Paige
So you could have been coming from a gala. They don't know.
Grace
I feel like there's some places where everyone's really wearing the exact same outfit doing the exact same thing. New York, you're so right.
Paige
You couldn't wear anything.
Grace
BDSM out. People are like, she's going somewhere.
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Paige
Wait, since this is a sports podcast.
Grace
Yeah.
Paige
The next thing I wanted to bring up that's, like, really causing me anxiety is the FIFA World Cup. Where are they putting all these God damn people?
Grace
Where is it?
Paige
It's in New Jersey. What is that? MetLife.
Grace
What?
Paige
But, like, how are they getting there?
Grace
Wait, Foreigners going to New Jersey makes me laugh so hard.
Paige
Well, it's like a whole crazy thing because everyone's like, well, we'll just walk to the stadium. Everyone in New Jersey is like, no, no, wait.
Grace
British people. New Jersey makes me laugh so much.
Paige
Anyone in New Jersey makes me laugh.
Grace
Italians in New Jersey, they're gonna, like, fight with the American people.
Paige
They changed, like, all the Airbnb rules. Like, now everyone's Airbnb ing their house.
Grace
Wow. I'm nervous about that.
Paige
I'm just confused. Like, MetLife is such a man. Because, like, they're like, yeah, like, we can do it. Like, we'll host it. And it's like, okay, like, we're gonna come. We're gonna go to.
Grace
Have you ever done this before?
Paige
Yeah, like, we're gonna go to MetLife's house this weekend. Like, did you get all the necessary, like, drinks and, like, food and MetLife's kind of like, yeah, we'll figure it out when you get here. And it's like, okay, well, there's nowhere to park.
Grace
I love that you're in all the New Jersey neighborhood, like, drama. Are you going to be a New Jersey housewife?
Paige
No.
Grace
Started watching Rhode Island. Their accent is a combination of New York and Boston. I do also.
Paige
Don't tell Love Island. I'll blow their mind. Don't tell Love island where Rhode island is. They'll freak out.
Grace
I can't get myself to watch Love Island. I saw that intro that was kind of catchy.
Paige
What was the intro?
Grace
What's with the music video that they do for the intro? They go, oh, yeah. And they go like this with their arms.
Paige
See, if I'm Ariana, I'm getting that taken out of my contract. But she loves singing and dancing.
Grace
Oh, she.
Paige
But like, I. If somebody said we're doing a music video before, I'm like, also, are the
Grace
people, like, getting in a huge fight and crying? And then they're like, hey, we have to actually shoot the intro right now. Like, you know how reality TV Works, you know, they just like someone just got in a fight and they were like, now we're doing the intro.
Paige
Well, no, because it's real time. Oh wait, did you watch it? The intro?
Grace
I just see it on my tick
Paige
tock and it's really worried the contestants in together.
Grace
Like it was like separate.
Paige
Then they, they shoot it separately.
Grace
Oh, and then one girl was like doing splits the whole time and I'm like, that would have been me if I knew how to do a split.
Paige
Thank God you don't know how to do it. Think that would actually. It would ruin our friendship?
Grace
No, for sure. I'd be in a split right now.
Paige
Yeah.
Grace
Speaking of splits, I would end every sentence with the split period. That would be my period.
Paige
Also, did you see Dua Lipa's wedding?
Grace
You loved it.
Paige
I love her. I'm obsessed with her because I love people where I'm like, that's not a real person.
Host/Announcer
That's not a real person.
Paige
That's not a real life story. You're telling me they met reading the same book? Yeah, come on.
Grace
Yeah, come on. I did see some like TikTok drama.
Paige
I'm lucky if a guy like
Grace
can read a text. I can't even think of something knows what.
Paige
CC is so low at 33 reading the same book and they were on the same chapter. And he said to her, I guess we're on the same page. Shut up.
Grace
That was a publicist. Put that together.
Paige
I think that romantic stuff doesn't happen to me because I would be like, wait, like if a guy was sitting next to me and we were reading the same book and he was like, haha, we're on the same page. I'd be like, get away from me.
Grace
Not to put Grace on blast for the third time on this podcast, but we love her dating stories. And I'm not gonna get into detail of it.
Paige
Yeah, we're not gonna.
Grace
Basically went on this like horrible date and at the end he said one of the funniest things I've ever heard. He just goes after a horrible date, like horror, like the worst shit you can imagine. He looks at her and he goes, we're gonna make history together. And I think that's how I'm gonna end every phone call from now on. Like, how'd you not call the police after that? Like history. Am I gonna be in a Netflix doc where like I'm fucking, my skin is hanging in a basement? Like, what do you mean?
Paige
We're making history together from now on. That's how I'M changing my signature in my email. Like, that is.
Grace
We're gonna make history.
Paige
We're gonna make history.
Grace
He also told her, my dad is paying for this. Which low key. I'm like, at least I know where the source is coming from. At least I have an honest dig. Yeah.
Paige
For, like, info.
Grace
Yeah. Okay. Update Secret lives of Mormons.
Paige
Yeah.
Grace
So as you guys know, Paige, like, put on a season three. Were you on season three?
Paige
Who knows?
Grace
Who knows? But I was like, okay, I'll just start from.
Paige
You watched it in, like, a crazy format.
Grace
Crazy format. Because I felt like if I watched it this way, I wasn't, like, actually watching it.
Paige
Yeah, you're tricking yourself.
Grace
I was so. I was like, I'll watch. I'll finish watching what Paige put on.
Host/Announcer
Right.
Grace
And then I was like, well, that doesn't make sense. So I'm gonna go to the season before that.
Paige
Yeah.
Grace
So I finally. Last night was like, okay, none of this makes sense because I'm watching it in reverse.
Paige
Let me go to season one.
Grace
Let's just watch season one, episode one. And I finally committed. I need to, like, write Whitney Levitt a handwritten note. Also, Demi is so hard to say. I want to say Demi so bad,
Paige
but I. I think you can.
Grace
I respect your culture.
Paige
Yeah.
Grace
No one was mad at Demi at
Paige
all in the first season. Yeah. No, no. Because they hated Whitney so much and then it, like, immediately flip flopped. No, it's. It's some of the best reality tv and.
Grace
But the edit is so clear to me. Like, there's this moment where you could tell Whitney has a reason she doesn't like Taylor. And you're allowed to, like, be hurt and not like someone.
Paige
Well, because Whitney really, she's not fake. Because they are all Mormon and a lot of them are married and, like, love their husbands. Whitney, I think, takes her marriage. Not even, like, the religion aspect. I think she takes her marriage the most serious of, like, all the other girls.
Grace
The other girls are like, I will divorce tomorrow if you let me.
Paige
Yeah. Which I like. I love that too.
Grace
I love that too.
Paige
But, like, I feel like she. Her and her husband, I feel like they really do love each other.
Grace
This is the thing with reality tv, too, is you have to be fake to make it work.
Paige
Totally.
Grace
Where Whitney, she's like, you told everyone that me and my husband were swinging. He also was cheating on me. She. She. She opens up and tells everyone. And I'm not saying anyone's good or evil or to root for Whitney. I'm just. When I was watching it. I was like, whitney's also a performer, so you could tell that she was giving them stuff. Like, even the Fruity Pebbles thing, you could tell the producers were like, this will be a great scene. We don't have anything going on tonight. Can you just put this together? She'll think it's funny.
Paige
She showed up.
Grace
She didn't do anything that you. You could tell it was like, 4 TV. And then when there was nothing life ruining, also you, you know, with the episode starts. And Taylor, Frankie, Paul's like, I just hope that all my friends show up to this baby shower, even though I haven't seen them all in a year. And last time they saw me, I was getting arrested, But I hope they all come to support me. And every three seconds, I hope all my friends are gonna be there. Yeah, I hope all my friends are gonna be there. You know that the producers told Whitney, like, some people are coming, some aren't. Like, whatever. You don't have to go.
Paige
Yeah.
Grace
So then the whole thing becomes how horrible Whitney is. And Whitney's like, I haven't talked to her in a year. That's weird.
Paige
Yeah.
Grace
And that's totally Val.
Paige
Like, what, you're just supposed to show up with a baby trunk at a. At a baby shower you really want to go to? I'm like, I don't even want to be here. Look at how my beard is the best. And now I'm leaving.
Grace
And then there's a scene where Whitney and Taylor finally have their talk to, like, work it out. And as someone who understands a little how the sausage is made, you can tell that the conversation is going too well.
Paige
Like, they're getting along.
Grace
They're getting. Like they're understanding each other. Like, Taylor's like, I understand. I hurt you, and I'm sorry. And when he's like, thank you for listening. Like, and then they're like, demi, go fuck that shit up. Like, Demi runs in and then just starts yelling at Whitney. And I'm like, whitney and Taylor. It was working too good. And producers were like, we gotta create a fight.
Paige
How is there not a scripted show about a reality show?
Grace
Unreal is, like, the one show.
Paige
Yeah, but that's almost like they try. They made that show so serious. Like, that show isn't funny.
Grace
Yeah. Yeah. And. And it is. There's a. I think there's to it.
Paige
Yeah. There's a funniness to thinking about, like, all these people sitting. Because they do Sitting around, like, a boardroom and being like, what's gonna really piss her off this summer.
Grace
Yeah.
Paige
You know, like, what's gonna really grind her gears.
Grace
Yeah. So, but then also the fact that, like, Whitney just kept crying and, like, feeling misunderstood and, like, running away. Like, the fact that people saw that and were like, fuck her. She's evil. It's just. The masses can be asses.
Paige
You heard it here first. The masses can be asses. Well, yeah. Also, like, there's something really dark that people that you don't know have the power to, like, change your reputation from year to year. Like, Whitney went from the most hated to then, like, okay, semi hated to then the most loved.
Grace
And she's the same person.
Paige
And she's the same person throughout the whole thing. But also that's, like, really mental.
Grace
I didn't watch season two. She definitely stop talking, right? A little bit.
Paige
Yeah. She was like, cool. Guess I'm not gonna guess.
Grace
Every time I talk, it's gonna be a thing, so I'm gonna stop talking.
Paige
So it's really. There's, like, such a lack of critical thinking skills from a lot of people,
Grace
but, yeah, I love revisiting things that in the moment was. Everyone jumped on the bandwagon. I hate a bandwagon.
Paige
Yeah, you do.
Grace
I hate the second I see it. I'm like, I can't support this bandwagon. Like, I don't even know what happened. And I'm like, I don't like this bandwagon. And. But people. It's like when people see a line outside and they're like, it must be good. I'm gonna wait in that line.
Paige
I mean, those are psychotic people.
Grace
Yeah, but I don't believe the line.
Paige
I've ever met someone that's waited in a line.
Grace
Next time you see a bandwagon or a line, think twice. Okay? That's how we're gonna wait.
Paige
I have a question for you, because this came up in just, like, my daily life last night, and then I was like, oh, I wonder what Hannah does. How do you organize, like, your day? Like, your to do list for the day?
Grace
I have a note app that says shit to do.
Paige
Like the iPhone notes app, or you have a separate notes app. Okay. And you. Do you have, like, a. An everyday one?
Grace
I have, like, this is a to do list.
Paige
And it's like, just for today.
Grace
It's like, my life one that I'm like. Because every day I try to get it down to zero.
Paige
Oh, wow.
Grace
But the truth is with you try
Paige
and get that list down to zero, how many things are on that list right now?
Grace
So I have four like things. These are like work things that aren't. Don't need to get done.
Paige
Where. What's like, here, like, oh, yeah.
Grace
Then there's a to do now.
Paige
Oh, my God. Then there's different from the other to do. Yeah, long to do. Then you have like a. I've actually
Grace
immediate to do gotten, honestly, because my special's out. I'm kind of living, like, my day to day. I'm like, we just gotta focus on the special right now.
Paige
Okay.
Grace
But my to do list on my phone runs my life.
Paige
How do you know what, like, how do you do your calendar?
Grace
Like, my calendar?
Paige
Are you using.
Grace
Do you know Des doesn't use a calendar on his phone? No. Also, I have to apologize. Everyone's mad. He's not a boomer. He's a Gen X. I apologize. It just boomers. Way funnier to say, oh, my God, that's giving.
Paige
I'm not Gen Z. I shut up.
Grace
So people were like, your husband's not a boomer. And I was like, he's my husband. I'll talk when I want to, but whatever.
Paige
Both of them. He's just in a housing crisis, so does it really matter?
Grace
I said, you don't use your Google Calendar. And he's like. I'm like, how do you know what's happening two weeks from now? And he points to his head. That's how people used to do stuff back then, though.
Paige
No, People always had calendars, even though it wasn't in their phone.
Grace
He's not. I don't know how he does anything.
Paige
If I don't write a down, it doesn't happen. It's not happening. I have my calendar.
Grace
My calendar runs everything. But my problem is if I don't look at it in the morning, like, I'm.
Paige
Okay. My notes app is also. I treat it as like a manifestation. So, like. So I don't have. It doesn't say to do list. It says, I get to. Like, I get to do this. Isn't that.
Grace
Who told you to do that?
Paige
I made it up in my head.
Grace
Did you really?
Paige
Yeah. And then each day I have it, like, my schedule and then my to do list, someone DM'd me and said, I think you might be a little ocd. And I said, let me look into
Grace
it, because that's on your list too.
Paige
So I think.
Grace
I think I get to be ocd.
Paige
I think I could be slightly a little ocd.
Grace
Well, look, not to overanalyze, but that's.
Paige
We've made a whole Career of that, please. I actually have been getting less and less anxious. Like, I socialized all weekend, and I didn't give a.
Grace
But this is the thing with ocd. It's of it all's combined. So you can get OCD because you're trying to control the future, which is a symptom of anxiety. Like, I'd be OCD when I had a tennis match. I would have to, like, do all these. Like, anything I didn't want to do, I'd make myself do. Or, like, someone would, like, drop trash, like, across the street, and I'd be like, I'm gonna go pick that up, because I'll win my match if I do. Like, I would, like, do.
Paige
Like, that's almost like a superstitious.
Grace
It was superstitious, but, like, if I didn't do it, I'd feel, like, interesting.
Paige
Do you get that when you are gonna do your special.
Grace
I get a little. A little freaky, like, right before a big event where I'm just, like.
Paige
Where you have to do random tasks.
Grace
I just, like, sometimes I'll do things I don't want to do because I think it's good karma.
Paige
Something a man's never said. Sometimes I do things I don't want to do. Never. They've never done that. Yeah, I get that.
Grace
But anyway, I get to. I get to do stuff.
Host/Announcer
I get to.
Paige
And I think that's a really beautiful.
Grace
Do you know if you started a book called I Get to, you could be Mel Robbins? Actually, she's gonna steal it. She's already written it.
Paige
The new Let them is I get to. I get to be annoyed today. Like, I get to be.
Grace
I get to be pissed off.
Paige
Yeah.
Grace
I get to be irritated.
Paige
Like, this morning, I was, like, anxious, and then I was like, why? I get to, like, go hang out with my friend in her dirty apartment on her couch.
Grace
Yeah.
Paige
Which Just be myself.
Grace
You love slumming it up with me.
Paige
I love it because I can. Like, there's no pressure.
Grace
My dad visited me yesterday, and he. We, like, ate Chinese food, and then he started, like, cleaning it up, and I was like, hey, hey, it's court.
Paige
Chill.
Grace
You don't have to do that. Here I go. Mom's not here.
Paige
Mom's out for the night.
Grace
The parents are away. The kids will play.
Paige
You are the definition of that. Like, at 34, you're like. I was like, there's no parents here.
Grace
We can leave the plates in the sink forever.
Paige
Who's gonna.
Grace
And my dad looks at me. He's like, really awesome.
Paige
No, you're just like, wait, seriously?
Grace
I was like, we could drink as many sodas as you want. But my dad, when I actually, when I was little with my dad, he'd be like, let's get ice cream. Don't tell mom.
Paige
Yeah.
Grace
Would your dad do that stuff ever?
Paige
No. Because he was really scared of her.
Grace
No, my dad's scared of my mom.
Paige
The only time that's ever happened is one time my dad took me to the gas station and they behind the thing, they had these like, light up belly button rings. And I was like, dad, I don't get that light up belly button ring. Like, I think I'll die. And I was like 8. And he was like, totally. And so he buys me this light up belly button ring and I go home and I'm like, I put it in my belly button.
Grace
It's a fake one?
Paige
Yeah, obviously. Like this little like, button thing that you, like, clicked. And it like, was all these colors.
Grace
I'm bleeding in the gas station.
Paige
And my mom took one look at it and she was like, what the is that? She was so mad at my dad. She took.
Grace
She's like, that's a gateway drug. Next thing you know, she's on a pole.
Host/Announcer
Yeah.
Paige
Literally. She was like, you're never. I could never pierce my belly button. I still think about it all the time.
Grace
Do you remember when girls were piercing their belly button?
Paige
Yeah. It's actually like really upsetting to me.
Grace
I never crossed my desk. I was like, ow.
Paige
I think I cried about it at like 17.
Grace
Like, please let me get myself Gen Z. Don't pierce their lip. Do you remember the girls are piercing their lip?
Paige
No. You are a real New Yorker.
Grace
Yeah. In New York, girls, they had crazy piercings.
Paige
One time I did buy like a fake tongue ring.
Grace
Cause you're a freak.
Paige
Yeah. And I loved it. But like, I was like, I'm gonna choke and die.
Grace
True.
Paige
Cause it was like a suction cup.
Grace
Yeah, that's.
Paige
I wore it like till one night out. And I was like, it's not who I am. Like, I wanna be her, but it's just like, it's not who I am.
Grace
No. Girls would have one lip ring and it looked so uncomfortable. I was like, how do you speak? How do you do anything? But it was like they committed to the bit.
Paige
You know what I never liked. Like, I didn't mind a nose ring, but I never understood when girls would get like, their eyebrow pierced. Like, that always freaked me out. I was like, oh, you're mischievous.
Grace
You're cool.
Paige
Yeah. Like you do. You stay out.
Grace
Do you know I would do now if I was 22.
Paige
What?
Grace
I would shave part of my eyebrow. Like a line in my eyebrow.
Paige
Why? Why do you have to be 22?
Grace
You get to.
Paige
You get to.
Grace
You could be any age you want.
Paige
You totally do. You could be any age you want.
Grace
We are of the age we're now. I'll put an outfit on. I'm like, it's a little too young for me.
Host/Announcer
I know, Sadie.
Grace
Which is weird.
Paige
I went to a club on Friday night and I was. And I put an outfit on, and I was like, no, I can't wear that to a club.
Grace
What'd you wear?
Paige
I wore sheer. I wore. Wait, I didn't even tell you this. No. You saw my TikTok?
Grace
Yeah. Oh, wait, no. You were waiting to announce that your
Paige
woman and woman some of the week.
Grace
Can you. I actually saw it and I was like, I'm saving it. Tell me in depth, like, details.
Paige
I have these black sheer capris from Magda Butrum, but they're like regular pants. Like, they have, like, a zipper and, like, a button, but they're completely sheer. And they give you these like, black granny panties to, like, basically wear with them. I lost the underwear that goes with the pants, and I was like, you
Grace
could have instacarted underpants.
Paige
It didn't even cross my mind because I had to leave in like, 20 minutes. So I was like, okay. I.
Grace
And I wasn't there at the time because I would have given you options.
Paige
I didn't have any black, like, bathing suit bottoms that were, like, full coverage.
Grace
The fact you don't have one granny panty lying around.
Paige
I don't own one thing that covers my ass. Yeah.
Grace
You don't have any bikinis that cover your butt?
Host/Announcer
No.
Paige
Why? Who makes them? I've never seen one. It's never crossed my desk. I've never seen one. All my underwear, even my period underwear, chic, sexy, lace.
Grace
They're lace.
Paige
Like, they're gorgeous. So I'm like, what the fuck am I gonna do? I have one pair of, like, Victoria's Secret where it's like a thick band, but it's still a thong. But it's, like, cheeky kind of.
Grace
Yeah.
Paige
So I put them on and I'm like, no, my whole asshole is still out. I take another pair of underwear and you know how like a thong, obviously the front is more coverage. So I flipped it around. So then I. I had two pairs of underwear on.
Grace
So you are basically thonging Yourself from
Paige
the front end of the slanking my
Grace
body, guillotining yourself my vagina.
Paige
I'm like, don't worry, it'll just be a couple hours. If there was any time anytime I was gonna get a uti, it was in that moment. Cause I'm like, so my vagina's like suffocating.
Grace
You get to have a uti?
Paige
I get to. And there's some girls out there that don't even have a vagina and they'd love be it to U G I wait, that's incredible. Yeah. So I was like so proud of myself. So I wore a sheer capri and this like gold top. And I loved my outfit.
Grace
When someone comes over to give me a spray tan, I don't have a thong. Oh, like I do have a thong, but wait. The only thong I have is like a lace thong that I've never worn, but I have for emergencies. I'm not wearing a lace thong to get spray tan. So I wear my granny panties and then I just scrunch it in my butt like I give myself a wedgie and I go, go for it.
Paige
Wait, Hannah, I'm going naked.
Grace
I'm not going naked. I have. First of all, I have a family. Wait, wait, I don't go naked.
Paige
Am I weird for going naked? Yeah, I'm labia out. She's like, kick your leg out. I'm like, for sure, girl. Dude, I'm naked even if I have my period. I've got a tampon in there, like hanging out. It's two girls. She's spray tanning me. We know what we're here for. I'm not trying to impress anyone.
Grace
I'm a prude. I'm like. Also, I'm like, this girl's had a day. She doesn't need to see my labia.
Paige
I mean, I do think when they're like, turn around and bend. I'm like, this is a little uncomfy.
Grace
Also, it's like you just met them. I'm like, let's go to first base. First, like second base maybe like over time I'll be like, I'm ready to take my underwear.
Paige
Gade's like, doesn't even cross my mind. I'm like, yeah.
Grace
When you go to a massage, do you take it all off?
Paige
No. Well, no, no. Some people do take their underwear off during a massage. Yeah.
Grace
Cuz they're like, I don't want a wedgie when they're like doing it. Oh, but you have a thong.
Paige
No, because they're Put. There's no way.
Grace
Are you wearing a thong in a massage.
Paige
Yeah, because you're. Sometimes you have to take one leg out. So how are they doing? No underwear.
Grace
Well, then they put. They put.
Paige
And I do like a guy masseuse. Sue me. But their hands are bigger, and dare I say, they are stronger. Don't come for me. I do prefer a male masseuse.
Grace
I want a gay male masseuse.
Paige
I don't care. Because the first time I ever had a guy masseuse, I literally stopped and I was like, wait, it's so much better when your whole hand is on my whole neck. Like, it feels different, honestly.
Grace
Okay, every.
Paige
What I'm trying to say.
Grace
Every female masseuse also saying female. This just turned into a red pill podcast. But every woman masseuse is listening. They've trained their whole lives with art form, and you're like, I want a man.
Paige
I know. I think I'm part of the problem. I get it.
Grace
Some look, I think it's. Some men are good, some men are bad. I don't want them to be good looking because I don't want to feel like I'm, like, on a date.
Paige
No, absolutely not. Well, I've never, like, looked at them in the face.
Grace
If you're gonna be good looking, be, like, really good looking. Where I'm like, okay, this. This is fun. But if they're like, just, like, normal good looking, I'm like, I don't want it. I have to.
Paige
I think there are any women out here getting, like, happy endings at a massage?
Grace
Yeah.
Paige
Like, where do you think? It's, like, really upscale places that you would, like, never think, or do you think it's like, country clubs? I always think it's country clubs.
Grace
Women are doing it, and I need them to start.
Paige
I need, like, a secret anonymous board where they're writing where they're doing it, because they just want to know what's the. What's the vibe?
Grace
Wait, I never told you this story, but I went to a place that was seedy once. Cause you know me, I'm getting a groupon.
Paige
Yeah, you'll go anywhere.
Grace
I'm getting a groupon.
Paige
A foot massage. $15. Hell, yeah.
Grace
You're there at one point in the beginning of the massage, because in my head, in the back of my head, I'm like, is this a place where,
Paige
like, a rub and tug.
Grace
I don't know.
Paige
Yeah.
Grace
And at one point in the beginning, she says, your body's really sexy. So the entire massage, I can't relax. I can't relax because I'm like, she's gonna give me a happy ending. The entire time I'm. Every time she tells me to do something, I'm like. And that's when they stick it in. Like, the whole time I'm in my head. Like, I can't enjoy it at all. I'm freaking out because, you know, I'm a prude. So I'm freaking out. And then, no, I would have left. I would have been freaking, freaking out. But then at the end, she's like, thank you. And then I'm like, am I the creep?
Paige
Maybe she didn't say sexy. Maybe she said.
Grace
No, she said sexy. I think. I don't know what happened, but I think I was, like, sweating at one point, and she's like, get out. Like, I was so scared. But isn't it funny if, like, she never was gonna do it, and the whole time I thought she was.
Paige
Oh, my God.
Grace
But then part of me then, like, it's a full hour. So then a quarter way through, I was like, I could do this. Like, just do it. Do it for the story.
Paige
People don't talk about these enough. Like, they're out there. They exist. Like, there's definitely like, 5A street over in New York City.
Grace
Like, I do feel like the men are doing it. The girls should be doing it. It's just, like, harder for women because you have to, like, mentally be present. But this is the thing. You get.
Paige
No, you get to have a happy ending.
Grace
You get to. Yeah, I think in, like, hopefully in, like, 20 years, the way you go to get a facial, you can just go and get a couple orgasms.
Paige
No, I don't want to do that.
Grace
And that's your Catholic guilt I feel, is that is.
Paige
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's bad. That's naughty.
Grace
No, it's not. If people orgasm more, they'd be. I literally was Googling. I'm like, has Layla from Mormon Wives had an orgasm yet? Because it's been three seasons.
Paige
Has Shane now she's kids?
Grace
Apparently she has.
Paige
Oh, she has.
Grace
I do think, like, everyone's giggling about it, and I'm like, this isn't funny. It's not a joke.
Paige
No, it's not funny.
Grace
No, it's not funny.
Paige
It's actually not funny because she's funny at all. She has two kids.
Grace
She's two kids.
Paige
She's been married before multiple times, and not one man has given her an orgasm.
Grace
And they were joking. Like. Like, take this toy home. And she's like, I'm like, no, take literally. Take it and figure it out.
Paige
Also, her exes must be so embarrassed.
Grace
I'm obsessed.
Paige
Like, if I'm any of her ex boyfriends, I'm changing my name.
Grace
Literally has orgasmed and she just loves making all their exes look bad. Like, she brings a guy on and she's like, couldn't orgasm with him.
Paige
That's the that.
Grace
I love that.
Host/Announcer
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Paige
Okay, we're gonna Eli 5 Venmo.
Grace
Nothing gets me going like an Eli 5.
Paige
All right, Hannah, Eli 5. Explain it to me like I'm 5 spending your Venmo balance.
Grace
So if someone venmos you and you have the Venmo Debit MasterCard, you get instant access to your Venmo balance. In other words, you can spend that money immediately. And with the Venmo debit card, there's no monthly fee or minimum balance required. Oh, and you can also check out online or an app with Venmo. Same thing. And instant balance access. Now, Paige, Eli 5 Venmo Stash.
Paige
You join Venmo Stash Rewards and earn up to 5% cash back.
Grace
Anything more?
Paige
You asked me to Eli5 you. The more you use Venmo, the more you earn. And that's pretty much it.
Grace
Okay, we love. And while we're at it, do you want to ell 5 why you still haven't paid me back for the smoothies from this week. My Venmo balance would like to know.
Paige
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Paige
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Grace
I love being obsessed with the show. Like, 10 years after everyone's obsessed with it.
Paige
I was just gonna say it hasn't been on. Season one hasn't been on in four years.
Grace
And when you brought it up for the first time, I was like, oh, my God, I don't care about this show. But she's asking her family if she could do, like, a sex toy promo, which early on in my career, I did a lot of sex toy promos because sexual wellness is important. It's part of the patriarchy to tell us that we shouldn't know our bodies and understand our bodies and that sexual wellness. And actually, you live longer when you have more orgasm. So, anyway, I digress.
Paige
Me and Grace just looked at each other like you were gonna start yelling at us.
Grace
By the way, do you know that there's Nyx. Nyx makeup came out with a butt mask, like, for your butt cheek. Like, it covers your butt cheek, and it, like, helps whatever. Women like exfoliated or. I don't know. But, like, the girls are excited about it.
Paige
Like a brightening mask for your butt. Yeah. Like, not like a bleach. Like a turmeric mask.
Grace
Turmeric.
Paige
Yeah, turmeric. A turmeric mask.
Grace
Like, turmeric.
Paige
It's like orange. It's actually, like, turmeric.
Grace
Oh, wait. Say turmeric again. Turmeric.
Paige
Turmeric, Turmeric, Turmeric, Turmeric.
Grace
Turmeric.
Paige
And I will beat you. Fucking microphone.
Grace
We go. We're like a hockey.
Paige
Hit someone. But it's not like you hit someone.
Grace
We're like in a hockey game where when it Gets. We start fighting. We then go. Just let him fight it out. Yeah.
Paige
Like, you've never hit your brother before or, like, your little cousin or, like, you.
Grace
No. Cause he was younger than me, so it was like, I would get in trouble if I hit him. I think when I was, like, really little, I'd probably hit him, smacked him around a bit. I remember once I squeezed his head because I couldn't hit him. So I just squeezed his head.
Paige
I feel like the last time I, like, really hit someone was my brother. And I feel like I was.
Grace
If I had a brother, I would beat the shit out of him.
Paige
Yeah.
Grace
Yeah.
Paige
People always talk about, like, sisters, how they fight. Like, okay, I was still fighting, too, at home. It's just like, mine was way less fair.
Grace
Yeah. Like, I also feel like playing sports. I was, like, hitting tennis balls every day. Like, I played basketball, where I was like.
Paige
You were getting your aggression out.
Grace
Yeah. Like, I.
Paige
That's how I. I had to run,
Grace
hide, hit, stop, drop, and roll.
Paige
And then make sure I had a clear exit plan. Because then I would be fucked if I was planning an execution. I had to also have an exit route.
Grace
Well, shout out to Stuart Fulligian. My favorite joke she does is if you hit. If. Don't trust guys with. With sisters. Cause it means they can hit women.
Paige
They hit women very easily.
Grace
They've hit a woman, they wanna do it again.
Paige
Run. Unplug any type of gaming device and then run away. Get my ass.
Grace
Oh, my God. That's iconic, though. Cause he'll never recover, that game.
Paige
Yeah, because you're just. And then you run. This would be quick action.
Grace
I hope Taylor Swift does that to Travis Kelce every now and then. Wait, msg?
Paige
Yeah. Is that. That's not real.
Grace
It's real.
Paige
I don't think so.
Grace
I have sources.
Paige
Okay, let's take a bet right now. I think that that is gonna end up being, like, a crazy rumor. You think that that's 100% true?
Grace
Yeah.
Paige
Where in MSG?
Grace
Great question. I mean, they're inviting, like, everyone they've ever met. She's going hard, but you know what? Good for her. Like, she wants a wedding. She wants a moment.
Paige
Logistically, though, she does the errors tour.
Grace
This is nothing for her.
Paige
No, but I'm saying, like, logistically, is it. She's walking down. Everyone's in the.
Grace
Why is it giving Joel Olsteen. Yeah.
Paige
Where are they all sitting in the stands? Or it's. Everyone's gonna be on the floor. She's walking down the aisle. Or is she coming out from like.
Grace
Okay, these are really good questions, actually,
Paige
because how are they decorating msg?
Grace
Also, is there part of people that, like, are just in the stands watching and then there's people that are actually
Paige
in, like, are they going to take down the jerseys? Because, like, aesthetic.
Grace
Are they going to put it in the ice?
Paige
I don't think it's true. There's no way. I think that's so crazy.
Grace
Unless she's pulling a fast one.
Paige
I think it's like a big hoax
Grace
and she wants people to be distracted and she's just going to be, like, in a backyard in Rhode Island.
Paige
That's what I think. I think it's going to be at, like, a very beautiful estate. That's like a couple hundred people.
Grace
Because that's what you want.
Paige
Because that's what I think I should
Grace
have
Paige
just something low key, but so chic. You die.
Grace
Are you still into Italy?
Paige
200 of my closest friends.
Grace
Are you still into Italy?
Paige
Having a wedding in Italy?
Grace
Yeah.
Paige
No, because you want to know what I've heard from, like, a lot of girlfriends who have gotten married? They're like, you have to have an Italian wedding planner.
Grace
Oh, that's where you put the foot down.
Paige
That's her, actually.
Grace
Because you're like, the whole time, they'll be like, well, they'll do nothing. They're being like, they'll be eating lunch
Paige
the whole time, do nothing. They'll be like, actually, we're off this week. So that's crazy. So you can't trust them.
Grace
Yeah. They randomly go to church during, like,
Paige
they'd be like, it's fine. You don't need chairs for everyone.
Grace
They'll just pray to St. Anthony for everything. And you're like, no, you actually have to call someone.
Paige
Yeah.
Grace
By the way, our Dunkin Refreshers are so, so good. I got the mango pineapple, obviously, with
Paige
green tea, and I got strawberry dragon fruit. Wait, did you also see how the videos about the FIFA players being like, wait, the American heat is, like, so insane. Like, they're so hot here.
Grace
Really? Because Europe is super hot. Right.
Paige
And they. And we have air conditioning.
Grace
I think they just don't want to go to New Jersey. Wow. They're making a lot of things happen there. They're making up excuses.
Paige
I am so confused why it is in New Jersey, though. I just think that's, like, so dumb.
Grace
They do. They do a lot of sporting events in New Jersey.
Paige
Yeah, but this is, like, so many people. This is, like, so many more people.
Grace
I've never Seen you more passionate about something.
Paige
Well, because where are all these people
Grace
go to sleep tonight? No, because this.
Paige
The traffic in New York City is gonna be so insane.
Grace
Well, it's like they're doing the Olympics in la. Why?
Paige
I hate these big group sporting events.
Grace
I know.
Paige
Like, I guess they get to though.
Grace
Yeah, they get to. They get to, you guys. Lastly, we got to number one on Hulu. Because of the Gigglers. Hell yeah, because of the fucking Gigglers. I live for the Gigglers. I die by the Gigglers. I do everything for the Gigglers.
Paige
Do you feel, like, relieved now?
Grace
I. I feel just so happy that I can put out something and people will watch it.
Paige
That's. Yes, that.
Grace
No, but as an artist, you get to. Yeah, you get to. Wait, I didn't even mean to say it.
Paige
You get to put out art.
Grace
Like so many people put out art and they want people to see. See it, but no one sees it. The fact that, like I have people excited to watch it and enjoy it makes me want to cry.
Paige
So sweet.
Grace
Thank you. So, anyone, if you guys enjoyed it, stream it again today. Tell one person. A frenemy, an enemy, an ex, a lover.
Paige
Wait, imagine texting. Just randomly texting your ex, being like,
Grace
hey, and don't be specific. Like, want to do. I'm gonna do that. That'll be great. He'll learn something. He'll learn something for sure. So I love you guys so much for supporting our art and we'll talk to you later. Thank you, Duncan, for partnering with us for this episode. So good.
Paige
Honestly, I was falling asleep.
Grace
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Podcast: Giggly Squad
Hosts: Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo
Date: June 9, 2026
This episode kicks off with Hannah and Paige embracing early-morning chaos, discussing the aftermath of New York’s Knicks fever, reflecting on personal and pop culture moments, and exposing the nuances of what it means to be a New Yorker. As always, the conversation is infused with their signature self-deprecation, wit, and effortless camaraderie. Expect tangents about NBA fandom, reality TV "bandwagons," handshakes, personal routines, body piercings, and more.
“Can I have a minute in my own home at 10 pm, like, for a second?” (03:51, Paige)
“Someone goes, this is their Eras tour. Like, all the men are outside MSG together, chanting and saying, literally, just kiss. Because they're like, fighting each other. They like, want to hug.” (05:13, Paige)
“If you can survive New York, you’re a New Yorker.” (15:25, Grace)
“If you've yelled at anyone at a major airport in New York City, you're a New Yorker.” (16:06, Paige)
“I don’t feel like I should call him Fat Joe. I just go, Hi, Mr. Joe.” (11:35, Grace)
“There's nothing hotter than two guys who just met, smoothly dapping.” (13:59, Grace)
“The masses can be asses.” (31:58, Paige)
“My notes app is also… I treat it as a manifestation. So, like…it doesn’t say to-do list. It says, I get to.”
“I’m not going naked. I have a family… this girl’s had a day, she doesn’t need to see my labia.” (43:49, Grace)
“Am I weird for going naked? Yeah, I’m labia out. She's like, kick your leg out. I’m like, for sure, girl.” (43:57, Paige)
“I get to do stuff.” (37:05, Grace)
On NYC Knicks Bandwagon:
“Someone goes, this is their errors tour. Like, all the men are outside MSG... they want a kiss.” — Paige (05:13)
On Being a New Yorker:
“If you can survive New York, like, you’re a New Yorker.” — Grace (15:25)
“If you've yelled at anyone at a major airport in New York City, you're a New Yorker.” — Paige (16:06)
On Celebrity Handshakes/Meetings:
“I just go, Hi, Mr. Joe.” — Grace (11:35)
“There's nothing hotter than two guys who just met, smoothly dapping.” — Grace (13:59)
On Reality TV & The Masses:
“The masses can be asses.” — Paige (31:58)
On Productivity & Anxiety:
“My notes app is also… it says, I get to.” — Paige (35:14)
“I get to do stuff.” — Grace (37:05)
On Piercings and Fashion:
“No. Girls would have one lip ring, and it looked so uncomfortable. I was like, how do you speak?” — Grace (40:10)
On Resulting from "Happy Ending" Massage Anxiety:
“Your body's really sexy. So the entire massage, I can't relax…every time she tells me to do something, I'm like, ‘and that's when they stick it in.’” — Grace (46:47)
On the Taylor Swift MSG Wedding Rumor:
“Where are they all sitting in the stands? Or is she coming out from…?” — Paige (58:13)
The episode matches the hosts’ signature blend of high-energy, playful snark, surprising vulnerability, and cultural observation, always keeping things moving with quick banter and relatable confessions.
If you’re a fan of Giggly Squad’s blend of honest girl talk and irreverent humor, this episode encapsulates their worldview: New York is a strange, vibrant beast; handshakes are a hidden language; fashion is struggle; and there’s always something to laugh about—especially yourself. Always skeptical of “the bandwagon,” the girls find meaning and hilarity in the mundane while roasting pop culture and their own missteps, affirming that, in New York and beyond, “you get to” live life on your wild, giggly terms.