Giggling about hobbies, high fashion, and happy crying

Summary

Podcast Summary: Giggly Squad - Episode: "Giggling About Hobbies, High Fashion, and Happy Crying" Release Date: September 17, 2024

Hosts: Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo

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1. Award Show Confusion and The Bear Controversy

The episode kicks off with Hannah and Paige discussing recent award shows, particularly the unexpected scheduling of two Emmy ceremonies within the same year due to strikes. This scheduling anomaly led to widespread confusion among viewers.

Hannah (02:15): "The Emmys were twice this year. The last Emmys were in like January because of the strike. So there's been back to back Emmys. I was confused."

The conversation shifts to the critical reception of the TV show "The Bear", highlighting its categorization by the Academy Awards. Hannah expresses frustration over the show's placement in the comedy category, arguing it doesn't fit the traditional definition.

Paige (06:00): "All men really should be [flaming gay]. All men really are. All men are so Eugene Levy goes."
Hannah (07:29): "The Academy has no sense of humor. So I think they watched the Bear and they were like, that's hilarious."

They delve into the dynamics between Dan Levy and Eugene Levy, who co-hosted the Emmys, speculating humorously about their off-screen relationship.

Hannah (05:09): "But I like to have a theory that, like, they hate each other."
Paige (05:28): "I think they get along. They're a pretty chummy duo."

2. Stand-Up Comedy and the Academy’s Recognition

Hannah vents her disappointment over the Academy's lack of genuine recognition for stand-up comedians, emphasizing the multifaceted talent required in comedy.

Hannah (07:29): "No one has respect for standup comedians. They don't appreciate the art."
Paige (08:02): "Because you know what's harder than to live than crying, laughing, being funny."

They argue that stand-up comedians deserve more acknowledgment for their combined roles as writers and performers, contrasting it with the Academy's selective categories.

3. Experiences at High Fashion Shows

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to their experiences attending high fashion runway shows. Hannah recounts her first Michael Kors runway event, detailing the overwhelming presence of photographers and the pressure to perform under scrutiny.

Hannah (14:15): "When you walked in, there was a ton of cameras."
Paige (20:21): "We need to touch base on how Hannah handled the interactions with Michael Kors."

They share humorous anecdotes about attempting to engage with fashion icons like Coco Rocha and Camila Coelho, navigating interactions without appearing intrusive.

Hannah (17:12): "I was copying her during the show. Did you notice? No, I didn't know how to."
Paige (21:05): "She didn't even acknowledge me."

4. Social Media and Content Creation

Hannah and Paige discuss their approaches to social media, emphasizing authenticity over chasing trends. They express frustration with outsiders misinterpreting their posts and highlight their focus on content tailored for their audience—the gigglers.

Hannah (30:30): "The comment section is a party. Someone comes in with bad energy and they're like, ooh, can I talk to you for a second?"
Paige (30:55): "It's hypocrites. And I think it's okay to be a hypocrite."

5. Happy Crying and Emotional Moments

The hosts explore the concept of "happy crying," sharing personal stories where they experienced tears of joy. Hannah reminisces about crying tears of happiness after landing a significant commercial deal.

Hannah (42:34): "I have to say it's happy crying when I got the Adidas foot Commercial. I was like, I'm gonna be a star."
Paige (42:32): "The only time in my entire life that I can ever remember happy crying? Your wedding."

They compare these moments to the pressures faced during events like fashion shows, where emotional control is tested.

6. Attractive Hobbies: Men’s Perspective

In a playful segment, Hannah and Paige critique a list titled "Top 15 Most Attractive Hobbies for Men to Women," providing their humorous takes on each hobby's appeal.

• Reading: They mock the trend of men reading on the subway, labeling it as "try hard" behavior.

  Hannah (68:42): "Men reading on the subway is fake reading."
  Paige (69:02): "I want them reading on your phone, at their desk."

• Foreign Languages: While acknowledging the appeal, they joke about the complexities of men using foreign languages in relationships.

  Paige (71:16): "When DEZ started speaking Mandarin, but not in a natural way."

• Playing Instruments and Cooking: They humorously downplay skills like woodworking and highlight practical aspects of cooking as attractive.

  Hannah (73:11): "Welding a buzz saw in the kitchen is just aggressive."
  Paige (73:59): "Cooking is hot when it's done well."

7. Pet Stories and Personal Anecdotes

The hosts share amusing stories about their cats, Daphne and other pets, illustrating how pets communicate their needs in quirky ways.

Paige (52:28): "I have to sleep on the couch because Daphne peed on the bed."
Hannah (53:59): "She’s defending her mom. 'This is not your bed.'"

These anecdotes serve to highlight their playful banter and the chaos pets can introduce into their lives.

8. Celebrity Mentions and Pop Culture

Hannah and Paige discuss various celebrities and pop culture topics, including Dakota Fanning's acting prowess and the mechanics of award show politics.

Hannah (55:00): "Dakota Fanning is a genius. I want her to be back."
Paige (45:03): "Everything in entertainment is PR. It's very rare that you're getting a cover because they really thought of you."

They critique the superficial aspects of celebrity culture, like the influence of public relations on award nominations and public perceptions.

9. Upcoming Shows and Events

Towards the end of the episode, Hannah and Paige promote their upcoming shows in various locations, expressing enthusiasm for performing in different cities.

Paige (79:33): "Fly to Newark and come to the show."
Hannah (80:04): "We have some tickets available for Atlantic City. It's gonna be wild."

They encourage listeners to attend their events, highlighting the fun and excitement of live performances.

10. Final Thoughts and Closing Remarks

The episode concludes with the hosts reflecting on their discussions, emphasizing their commitment to entertaining their audience— the gigglers—while maintaining their unique comedic styles.

Hannah (80:33): "We love you guys. Thanks for giggling with us. We'll talk to you later."
Paige (80:33): "Bye."

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Notable Quotes Highlighted in the Episode

• Hannah (02:15): "The Emmys were twice this year. The last Emmys were in like January because of the strike. So there's been back to back Emmys. I was confused."

• Hannah (07:29): "No one has respect for standup comedians. They don't appreciate the art."

• Paige (07:57): "Yeah."

• Hannah (14:15): "When you walked in, there was a ton of cameras."

• Paige (28:05): "Maybe that's your thing. Maybe your song. Maybe silence."

• Hannah (42:34): "I have to say it's happy crying when I got the Adidas foot Commercial. I was like, I'm gonna be a star."

• Paige (68:42): "Men reading on the subway is fake reading."

• Hannah (80:04): "We have some tickets available for Atlantic City. It's gonna be wild."

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Conclusion

In this episode of "Giggly Squad," Hannah and Paige navigate a blend of pop culture critiques, personal experiences in high fashion, and humorous takes on societal norms. Their candid discussions, interspersed with relatable anecdotes and sharp wit, offer listeners an engaging glimpse into the hosts' lives and perspectives. From dissecting award show controversies to sharing pet antics and debating attractive hobbies, the duo maintains a lively and entertaining dialogue that resonates with their audience.

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[A]

Sup Gigglers? Gary, fix your WI fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. What is up my Galactic Gigglers?

[B]

Did you say that because somebody described a dress last night as like, galactic?

[A]

No, but were you watching the Emmys?

[B]

No.

[A]

You're so funny. I was never into pop culture. Now I'm obsessed.

[B]

You're obsessed?

[A]

I'm watching.

[B]

And then I kind of was like fell off.

[A]

I was. I'm texting you about the pre show interviews. No response. I didn't even know I'm posting fashion looks.

[B]

I didn't even know the Emmys was this weekend.

[A]

I didn't even know the Emmys is. Well, you know why? It's confusing. The Emmys were twice this year. The last Emmys were in like January because of the strike. So there's been back to back Emmys. I was confused.

[B]

It's not usually in September. Correct.

[A]

I think it's normally September, but it's like once a year. So these people were like, jeremy Allen White, jets won a second ago.

[B]

Well, I mean, I did see all the controversy.

[A]

Oh, wait, can we. You guys, let's get in because. And then there was a vma. We need to get into this.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

First of all, Jeremy Allen White. I went to middle school with him. Yes. My biggest claim to fame. I need everyone to remember. Never forget. Hi, Jeremy. People are mad.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Not at Jeremy.

[B]

No.

[A]

Arguably at the Academy.

[B]

I'm mad. I think.

[A]

Explain.

[B]

The bear won for. No, no, no, no. He won for the bear.

[A]

The bear won a lot of things. And last year I think they won best comedy. I could have made that up. But basically the bear is up in comedy.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Hannah Einbinder's mom, who apparently is an SNL alum, was going off on Twitter. She said, fuck the bear.

[B]

I hate the bear. She said, the bear is not a comedy. It's not even dark humor. Which, like. It's not.

[A]

Cause some people are like, well, yeah, it's just dark and funny. It's like, no, it's just sad. I didn't last. I last watched three minutes of the bear. But that's my favorite thing is to make comments about shows that I've never watched, like Challengers and the Bear.

[B]

Why? Question on why. What made you turn the bear off? That you were like, eh, not for me.

[A]

After it was giving. What's the movie with Adam Sandler that's like. And Julia Fox with the Jewels.

[B]

Uncut gems.

[A]

Uncut gems. It was giving uncut gems energy where it was like.

[B]

Oh, like anxiety.

[A]

Yeah. And like I was a little bit.

[B]

More depressed after watching an episode. For sure. I would say, see, that's crazy.

[A]

Cause watching hacks, my life is light. Yep. Jean Smart is my everything.

[B]

I'm so happy Hax was winning because I feel like. No, like, I feel like when it started. There's three seasons in and we're.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I feel like no one knew about it.

[A]

Yeah. And I remember falling in love with it the first season. I'LL be honest. Second season, fine. Third season, Spectacular. Everyone needs to watch it. But the thing with the bear Dan Levy and Eugene Levy hosted. I have a lot of thoughts. Do you think they actually get along?

[B]

People said they crushed it. Their father, son.

[A]

They did amazing. But I like to have a theory that, like, they hate each other.

[B]

No, I think they. I think they get along. I mean, I'll go with your theory for sure. I'll make up rumors also, but I think they. If I had to put my finger on it, I would say that they're a pretty chummy duo.

[A]

No, they're so cute. I want, like, a reality show of, like, their family.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, they look identical.

[A]

They're so cute.

[B]

So, Eugene, wait, but think it is kind of funny to think about, like, he's famous. He's obviously like a Nepo baby.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But, like, imagine if it was like, you and your mom hosting the Emmys. Like, that would just be so. My mom would be so nervous.

[A]

The fact that he's flaming gay is so great. Like, it's so beautiful.

[B]

All men really should be.

[A]

All men really are. All men are so Eugene Levy goes. I know some of you might be expecting us to make a joke about whether the bear is really a comedy, but in the true spirit of the bear, we will not, not be making any jokes. So, like, it's known that, like, the people are annoyed.

[B]

So my question to the Academy would.

[A]

Be, we love saying the Academy.

[B]

Does the Academy choose what category you're in, or does the production company, like, say, hey, why don't you take a look at this show that we just put out? We're putting it in the comedy category because do they think it would be easier to win?

[A]

Yeah. Like, is it their team putting it up? Cause some people are, like, the decision. All good questions. When people were getting interviewed about it, some people were just like, look, like some parts, they made me smile. And they're. You're like, that's not.

[B]

That's not comedy.

[A]

Comedy. I have a gripe. I have a gripe to pick. First of all, no one has respect for standup comedians.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They don't even. They have a variety special. And it's like, Nikki Glazer was nominated, I think Noah, Trevor Noah was nominated. And then, like, Billy Joel and the Oscars were nominated. Like, they don't even have their own standup comedy. Yeah. And it's like, how are you guys not appreciating the art? No.

[B]

With all the, like, specials.

[A]

No. And then they have the written ones and the written ones is like a different thing.

[B]

Like comedy writers with like Mike Birbiglia.

[A]

No, it was like nominated for like a written special. Long story short, they're just, they're snooty people.

[B]

The Academy has no humor.

[A]

The Academy has no sense of humor. So I think they watched the Bear and they were like, that's hilarious. It's like the Oscars. To win an Oscar, you have to be in a movie about everyone dying or like, you have to have like an insane fucked up nude scene.

[B]

You have to like, you have to be traumatized.

[A]

Someone has to be traumatized. And then they're like, that is art. But like comedy, they just started to like, even acknowledge it as like talent. And you know what? I'm fucking mad.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because you know what's harder than to live than crying, laughing, being funny. Yes.

[B]

Because arguably, if you're a standup comedian, you are acting at the same time as performing in front of a live audience. You've also written all of that yourself, so you're also in the writer room. So arguably comedians are more talented than if you're just an actor or just a singer because you have to be all of them.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Period.

[A]

Period slay. You just burned the house down.

[B]

I'll never be nominated for.

[A]

This, but. No, but I think it's.

[B]

And while we're at it, where's the fucking podcast section?

[A]

Where's the YouTube podcast section?

[B]

I wish that some Nepo baby, like almost like a fyre festival thing. I wish that some Nepo baby would create like a social media awards.

[A]

Like, I think it's called the Webbies.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

But we've never. We've never been tapped.

[B]

Yeah, we've never been tapped in social media.

[A]

Like most things come across my desk.

[B]

Fight on TikTok this year and it's just like all the Mormon moms like, thank you so much and like. Or like best, best comedy duo in TikTok clips and me and you get up, we're just like, hi.

[A]

Wait, I love that.

[B]

Like, why can't there be something for like this new age?

[A]

Do you know why?

[B]

Of entertainment, you just nailed it.

[A]

New age? Because the older generation who runs the academy, and I'm talking old, I'm talking like that guy who's alone in the hills just with cable and watches stuff on DVDs is making the decisions. And it's not a girly.

[B]

It's definitely not a girl.

[A]

It's not a 23 year old girly. That's like, this is what's in right Now, So I think we just solved that. But award shows, there's something about art and getting awards that's, like, weird to me. Like, as a tennis player, like, when you win, you won that tournament, like, you get that trophy bitch, where, like, everyone's just creating art, and then you don't even know who's voting, why they're voting, what they're voting on.

[B]

It's very subjective. So subjective. I would surmise that the Academy. Not to bring it back to them. I would assume there's a lot of politics.

[A]

So much politicking and apologizing to the Academy.

[B]

Yeah. And I would assume that, like, the Academy gets into a fight with some production company or some network or something, and it's like, well, let's see if your shows ever win. And then that trickles down to, like, the actors.

[A]

But I do have to say, which is so amazing. What I realized recently is I know why we, like, we're, like, obsessed with each other right now.

[B]

We are.

[A]

We're like, really? Paige and I are so obsessed with each other.

[B]

But, like, you're definitely obsessed with me. I haven't really talked to you since we got home, but.

[A]

And we're obsessed with Grace, and she literally hates us.

[B]

No, I'm obsessed with Grace.

[A]

I called her. I was like, hello, do you have a second? And she's like, yeah, what's up? Mom is working. What's up? No, But I realized that, like, you love comedy, and you are comedy. And we've been at the airport, and I've been introducing Paige. I'd be like, comedian. Well, they'd be like, what are you guys up to? And I'm like, oh, we're just two comedians being too much to be like, we're not gonna explain. I go, look, I'm on a reality show. I got fired.

[B]

And then, long story short.

[A]

You guys.

[B]

Like, I'm here taking your order. Like, I don't need to know.

[A]

Well, actually, the Midwest and Southern airports want to talk. These people want to talk.

[B]

No, they want to talk.

[A]

I've never seen security be, like, cracking jokes.

[B]

I think now, like, on tour, because we're in so many different airports and hotels that they all, like, seem to be one. The only way I can tell where we are in the country is how nice or mean TSA is. And a perfect example of we touch down in New York City. Hannah is the first person to get off the plane. She's turned around talking to the person behind her. Three people. No, five people back. Is a man saying, let's Go like, let's move it.

[A]

And I literally could not have been happier. I go, thank you, sir.

[B]

Could not have been happy.

[A]

Someone needed to get some fucking structure because it's been chaos in these Southern airports.

[B]

Being in the south for as long as we were to then land in New York, nothing feels better than just someone, like, being like, get the fuck out of the way. You're like, thank you for being so real.

[A]

No, I was so happy. No, the south, they kept doing this thing where when you go in so many airports, you can tell when people do different things. So they were like, like, acting like our bags had stuff in them, but then not even opening the bags and then just giving.

[B]

Why they keep doing that?

[A]

No, they kept doing it.

[B]

The south is like, how I would, like, picture, like, you treat your in laws. Not you specifically, because you don't have in laws. Right. Rest in peace how you would treat your in laws. And then, like, the Northeast is like, how you treat your family.

[A]

Oh, my God. You are a literal poet right now. Yeah, it's like TSA agent. I go in, he's looking at my id. Normally, in New York, they just look at you like they're about to call the police, and they don't. And you're like, thank you. I feel safe. Yeah. Where these guys is like. He starts reading out my address, which is obviously an old address, also a safety hazard. No. He reads it out, and then he's like, long Island City. And I'm like, yeah, I used to live there. And he's like, is that Long Island? He is at the city. And then I'm like, this is not good.

[B]

No, keep it going. No, I can't.

[A]

But then I realized that, yeah, you love comedy, and I have comedy. And then I realized, like, let's be honest, I've always loved fashion. I just have a complicated relationship.

[B]

You love fashion.

[A]

I love it. But, like, so, like, I feel like you love fashion.

[B]

Okay. This is a great. No, you're actually nailing it. You love fashion the way I love comedy. I love comedy, and I can, like, relish in it, but I would never be like, I'm gonna go try stand up. You love fashion. You love seeing it, but you would never be like, and now I do fashion. I'm a fashion girly.

[A]

Let's talk about my first Michael Kors show.

[B]

Your first Runway show?

[A]

My first Runway show, period. So you nailed it. Okay, well, that was very nice of you. And not true.

[B]

My mom texted me and goes, hannah looks amazing. And that's a hard text.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I rarely even.

[A]

I don't think Kim's ever said that.

[B]

No. She goes, hannah looks amazing.

[A]

Well, I obviously tried really hard. They sent stuff, and when you walked in, there was, like, crazy. A ton of cameras.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I wasn't in the car with you, so I started freaking out. And it's so funny, because with comedy, anything could be going on, and you'll be freaking out. And I'm like, it's literally fine. No one cares. I'm literally in the car.

[B]

Like, I have panic attacks before we go on stage, and you literally kick me. You're in a car and you're texting me, like, what do I do when I get out of the car?

[A]

I go, do I. She was like, wait for me. And I was like, do I wait in front of the photographers and look like a fucking loser, or do I go in and then you're left alone? And like, I was. I was fighting for my life.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But then Paige goes, you know, it's eight minutes. And I was like, what do you mean? She goes, fashion shows. Like, it's not a podcast. Like, it's literally. It's quick.

[B]

And I was like, oh, yeah, I'm 15.

[A]

Maybe 15. Yeah. So then I was like, okay, I can fuck with that. That's like 100% for my ADHD.

[B]

Well, because you're not there long enough to get hungry. And that is how I registered.

[A]

Don't test me.

[B]

You're gonna come to something.

[A]

Don't test me because I was hungry.

[B]

But you're on your way home. You're like, this is actually timed perfectly.

[A]

But we walk in and they. It was actually funny. They brought us straight to the seat. They were like, bitches, sit down.

[B]

We cannot be mingling with other people. No, Tell them the Coco Rocha story.

[A]

First of all, Coco Rocha, she's the kind of person that, like, she's just an icon.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't. I can't really place where and how.

[B]

But everywhere and all.

[A]

She's everywhere. I just saw her, like, teaching people how to walk and stuff, which I low key. I think we should do a modeling walking class with her. That would be so funny.

[B]

That would be so funny. I'd love to see where I'm at naturally, you know? Well.

[A]

Cause let's talk some people. I'm like, how are you walking? Worse than if you weren't trying to model walk.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Like you're trying to look weird.

[B]

No. I've been to some Runway shows where I'm like, I Can't watch you walk.

[A]

I do have to say delusional. Me.

[B]

Yeah. You're like, I could do it.

[A]

I can do it. I don't think. I don't think I would. Like, I'll be bloated, but I can do it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, it's sports. It's like, one, two. It's literally like, get a little rhythm. It's footwork. And then it's like. It's like tennis.

[B]

It's literally just footwork.

[A]

It's literally technique. Like, put your shoulders back a little bit. But some people, you have to be a little athletic.

[B]

I think it's funny because, like, when you're at a show, you can automatically tell, like, wow, that girl has a great walk. Like, she just looks so good walking down compared to, like, other girls, where you're like, oh, she's, like, a little too dancy.

[A]

They gallop. And I like it. I like when you. And I like the hip. I like the 90s. I've been on TikTok Supermodel Walk 90s once.

[B]

You can tell when a supermodel walks out during a Runway show.

[A]

We had one Irina Shaykh, a perfect example. So you nudge me. Cause I'm all over the place. I was.

[B]

Lindsay Lohan was there. I also sent her a dm, but she didn't respond.

[A]

Did you send her a dm?

[B]

Yeah, because she was right there.

[A]

Cause you fully convinced me that she was looking at us and that she listens to Giggly Squad, and she loves Giggly Squad.

[B]

Yeah, I made that up. But I think she does.

[A]

She goes, no, no, no. She listens to the podcast. And I go, that's crazy. Cause she just walked right by us and called security on us.

[B]

I felt like she was making eye contact with me.

[A]

I think she was.

[B]

I feel like she was.

[A]

Or she was looking at Coco.

[B]

I feel like she was like. I feel like I know her, but where do I know her from? Like, she was one of those. And then I had an opportunity, but I freaking chickened out.

[A]

I do have to say, she looks.

[B]

So good, incredible in person.

[A]

Because, you know, the photos, you're like, yeah, she looks amazing, but, like, you.

[B]

Know, so there's got to be a little face name.

[A]

She looks incredible, and it makes me so happy.

[B]

Like, she's just the best.

[A]

But sitting next to Coco Rocha is not what I wanted for my first Runway show. Like, I wanted a random journalist.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Who was just. She's everything.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

To the point that, like, also this. They don't have separate seats. Like, you're on, like, a bench. A bench. And there was not enough room for her to sit. And my fat ass was not about to get smaller. Yep, she slithers right now.

[B]

Slithered. You were like, oh, I think. Let me see if someone can move it. She was like, mint's fine. And she sat down. Okay.

[A]

And then I kept. I, like, said hi to her or whatever. And then she got up and then I started a bit with you being like, coco Roka hates me.

[B]

He's going up to her name, Coco Ro.

[A]

Ro. She's going up to Michael K. She's saying, who is this girl you sat me next to? She comes back. Could not be nicer. Laughing, like, big personality. And then I was copying her during the show. Did you notice? No, I didn't know how to, like, I didn't know what to.

[B]

I told you, just sit and be quiet and watch.

[A]

That's not how I move about this life. So first of all, these fashion shows are so funny. Well, I loved it. Like, I love creativity, so I love that it was creative. And as people are going down, I wanted to acknowledge the looks that I.

[B]

Like, really like, oh, my God, I forgot about this.

[A]

So at one point I was like, yes, let's go. No.

[B]

Hannah turned to me and goes, do we ever clap?

[A]

Do we not cheer?

[B]

I said, not til the very.

[A]

But like, when I see something I like, I want to be like, no.

[B]

If you cheered during it, they'd never invite you back.

[A]

Well, I was this close, actually. Some things were coming out of my mouth.

[B]

Yeah. And you were mumbling a little. I tried to hit you.

[A]

Well, Nina Garcia was across from us.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Who I convinced was staring at us, but she had sunglasses on, so I made that up. And you were sitting next to Camila Kahlo.

[B]

Yeah, Camila Coelho. I told her that I'm like, the biggest fan and my mom's obsessed with her, and I just like thinking. I don't know if this sounded creepy. I was like, I watch everything you do, and I just think you're a really good mom. And she was like, thanks.

[A]

Honestly, I think I did better with Coco than you did with cocoa.

[B]

No, I did such a creepy. I was like, I've been following you for years. I love everything you do, everything that you post. I'm such a big fan. Me and my mom always talk about you and your baby and what a good mom you are.

[A]

Yeah, I'm calling.

[B]

I mean, I just kept rambling. She goes, thanks.

[A]

Wait, do we want to talk about how well Michael Kors didn't even notice.

[B]

Anna Wintour walked by us. Wait, let's tell the Michael Kors story, because it's so fucking funny.

[A]

It's really funny.

[B]

Now I understand the stress that the gigglers feel. Like, in, like, when they're about.

[A]

In a meet and greet. Yeah.

[B]

In a meet and greet. Because, like, before, I'm like, okay, I have something to say, but should I say that? Like, is that weird? Is he even gonna care? Like, whatever. So we walk up to, like, take a picture with him. He's staring right at me. It's. I almost feel like he opened his arms to me.

[A]

Well, he goes, wow, you look so pretty. I think he said that. Yeah. And I was like. He's like, you look amazing.

[B]

I was like, oh, my God, thank you so much.

[A]

And I was behind, like, hi. He didn't notice me.

[B]

He didn't even acknowledge.

[A]

I don't think he knew I was in the photo. He.

[B]

I literally felt like your head just bowed down. Hi. And I was like, I'm talking to Michael Kors. Please be quiet. And so then I said, like.

[A]

But I was good. I stayed quiet.

[B]

I said, like, the bit. I had seen him at our Italy hotel, like, two years ago, and my dad was like, go up to Michael Kors. And I was like, I'm not just going up to Michael Kors.

[A]

Tell him you like fashion. Yeah.

[B]

What am I gonna say to him, dad?

[A]

Like, no, tell him he put together outfits.

[B]

You wear stuff, don't you? I'm like, dad, stop. I can't. So whatever. So I said that to him when I saw him.

[A]

Do you know what's the problem if you practice something.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

It never works.

[B]

It never works.

[A]

Which is crazy, because that's all I do is stand up. But, like, you start doing a monologue, and he wasn't. He was like, he's working.

[B]

Yeah, he's working.

[A]

And you were like.

[B]

And I get it. And then you got a little nervous. Too much. And then.

[A]

And then we went to the photo.

[B]

And then I look at the pictures. We got back. Hannah, he didn't even put his arm around you.

[A]

No. Okay, this is the thing. And by the way, Michael Kors, I'm so obsessed with you. And it made me love you even more. At one point, I realized I have my hand on this man. Like, I have my sweaty hand on his back. And I realize he doesn't have it back on mine. I'm just standing there. I think he's holding me with both arms. I think he thought I was your Security guard, by the way. Loved how the photos came out. Loved. I loved everything. I saw them everywhere.

[B]

No, there's nothing better. No, fashion shows are great because it is. You go, you do the look, you get the pic, you sit for seven minutes and you go.

[A]

Or you go to your next show, which I've never done before. But I do have to say thank you to Michael Kors because. For believing in me.

[B]

No, literally, like, you bring comedy to the Runway.

[A]

Apparently. Well, Tiffany Haddish got in trouble. Comedian. Because she got up and walked because.

[B]

Kathy Elton told her to. She literally bullied. Here's the thing, too. Peer pressure.

[A]

Peer pressure.

[B]

Does it never end? But I feel like if you told me to do that, too, I'd be like, kathy, I can't.

[A]

It would feel like reality TV to me, where I'm like, I know how to make a good moment for the show, but social media is going to hate me for three months. Um. Oh, God. But, yeah. Leslie Jones apparently also yells when people are on the Runway. Like, she'll be like, that's amazing. I love it.

[B]

No, not the fashion community.

[A]

You're not supposed to. So we're both.

[B]

It's kind of like tennis. There's certain times during tennis you don't cheer.

[A]

Yeah. It's like when someone yells in the middle of a point. I literally am. It's so funny. Cause I'm such a snob when it comes to tennis. But everything else, I'm like, come on, let the people have fun. But tennis, I have a stick up my ass.

[B]

Well, because that's like, a real rule. Like, a real.

[A]

Like, it's known as a rule.

[B]

Like, that's the same thing. If you were golf. If it was a golf tournament, like, no one would do that. They have respect for the players.

[A]

Yes. It's out of respect. And I guess. You know what? I like to show respect. And I guess I felt like I wanted to cheer on some of the.

[B]

Models, but it would, like, throw them off.

[A]

Yeah. Also, Lisa Rinna was there.

[B]

Yes. Her daughter walked.

[A]

Her daughter walked. And Delilah was also there.

[B]

I think Delilah, stunning. I was just going to say, I don't think she gets enough credit for, like, one. How gorgeous she is, but, like, how uniquely gorgeous and, like, striking and, like, cool.

[A]

It's cool.

[B]

Like, I always has her hair really cool. She's always, like, doing a cool look. It always looks like she's like, oh, I wanted to try it.

[A]

You know, it's funny. I didn't really follow her. I didn't know that much. About her. And then I saw her at the fashion show, and I was like, wait, I want to be her.

[B]

No, she's very cool.

[A]

Like, part of me was like, oh, we should say hi to her. But then. But I think I was. I think this Michael Kors team was like, eyes on Hannah.

[B]

I also. They were saying they're walkies before they.

[A]

Had eyes on him.

[B]

Make sure she doesn't go back.

[A]

I had this bag that was so cute. And, like, I had a ludicrously. Ludicrously capacious bag, which is, like, very in right now, apparently. Suede. Right in. But then I didn't know where to put it, and obviously I didn't have room because, like, poor Coco Rocha was trying to fit. So, anyway, Coco, we want to do a YouTube video of you teaching us how to walk.

[B]

I would love it. That would be so fun. I have a question for, like, the Gen Z Is and the Millennials.

[A]

I'll answer for Gen Z is. Yes.

[B]

When we're putting our. Our photo dumps on Instagram, now, are we putting music to them? Because in my head, it's cheugy. It's insane. It would be an insane move for me to put a song attached to a bunch of pictures of my cat. Now, I have seen Gen Z kids, the people doing it, but I'm like, is that okay because they're Gen Z?

[A]

Well, yeah, it's. I also have to factor in you and your brand.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And your personality. Grace, what do you have to say if it's funny? She's right. This is the thing. If it's funny, it's good.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

If you're literally, like, trying to look cool with a song. Okay. It's not cool.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

Like, for example, I did the Space Jam song.

[B]

Oh, you've done a song?

[A]

Oh, I thought that's why you brought it up. Oh, I've been doing songs.

[B]

No, wait.

[A]

I've been doing the song.

[B]

Do I not like your Instagram?

[A]

I don't know if you've. Did you block me?

[B]

How have I not seen those?

[A]

So when I was throwing a pitch, was the OMG song that a Mets player sang?

[B]

You know what my problem is? I never have my sound on.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So why do I actually feel like I'm not even seeing when people are putting them on?

[A]

So what? I think.

[B]

I didn't mean to directly call you out.

[A]

No, no, no. I. I had to think about this. Like, is it me? Because it's giving. You know what? It's giving my space.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And.

[B]

And I heard that they're going to, like, now if you go to your page, there will be. There could be an update that. It's like you could have a song for your whole.

[A]

That's a lot of pressure.

[B]

And that's a lot of pressure. I left that.

[A]

We left that behind a long time ago. And it's very stressful. Next thing you know, they're gonna have fucking top eight. But for you, let's be honest. You hate music and joy. You hate little kids singing.

[B]

Oh, well, I would hate little kids singing.

[A]

You hate songs. But I do think if there's a song going, like a TikTok song, a funny. You know, it's more like a funny TikTok. But also like when everyone's posting Charli xcx, Apple or everyone's doing Sabrina, don't do it.

[B]

Okay, I got it.

[A]

But you need a fun one.

[B]

Dude. It's not the top 100 songs. You're not putting the top.

[A]

I don't think you should. Unless it's like a new, like diet. When Diet Pepsi first came out, you could do it. But then now it's already done.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

I more like look at the theme of what you're posting.

[B]

Okay. Next time I do a dump, I'm gonna send the dump to the group and I'm gonna say, if you were to put a song to it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And maybe we go, no song.

[A]

And maybe we go, no song. Maybe that's your thing. Maybe your song. Maybe silence. Maybe your song is Shut the fuck up. I. You know, I could see, like, for your Italian one, you could have done a Frank Sinatra song.

[B]

I could have.

[A]

Like, I could.

[B]

I could have. I could weave it in.

[A]

Make it your. Yes, weave it in. Cause I love how the first thing you're thinking of is, how will this affect my outfit? If the song is off, the vibe of the outfit could be off. I'm just.

[B]

Yeah. What's the journey? What's the story I'm trying to tell?

[A]

And I know that some people have called me out. Cause I did post 20 photos.

[B]

Did you?

[A]

Which I talked very, very, very bad about.

[B]

Look, if there's one thing that we are a giggle is what? It's hypocrites.

[A]

It's hypocrites.

[B]

And I think it's okay to be a hypocrite.

[A]

You know what it was? It was for my first pitch and the footage, we got a lot of footage. And there was a photographer and there was a dog. Like, there was a lot that ended up happening. But it turned to a full Facebook album. I don't want to do that again.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

It was overwhelming. It was scary. And then you lose track of the plot. Like, yeah, 12 photos in. You're like, I don't know what the story I'm telling anymore.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I think we should keep it to around 10 to 12. 10 to 12 if we have to. Well, you're good at. You'll go for a while and then do like a beautiful artistic dump where I'm like, if something happens to me, I'm like, we need to tell everybody.

[B]

You know, that's so funny because that's how I think about you. I'm like, hannah's so good at, like, something happened. She got the photo. Now put it out.

[A]

Do you want to know why? Because of my. Whatever my mental illness is, if I don't post it immediately, then I don't care anymore.

[B]

Well, that's where I get to.

[A]

Because, like, if I wait four days, I'm like, who cares about a New York Times article?

[B]

No, that's how I am.

[A]

Or who cares that I threw the first pitch? Like, I don't care anymore. We're on to the next page.

[B]

Well, I also think that has to do with, like, our own personalities of being extremely, maybe even sometimes too self deprecating. Like, we think, like, we do cool things all the time. I do a lot of cool things. Sometimes when I put it on social media, I'm like, I'm not going to brag that. Like, I went and did this. Like, we're so. Well, yeah.

[A]

You're not going to be like, this is what I did. Yeah.

[B]

Like, we take ourselves so unserious.

[A]

Well, this is the thing also, we're not posting to be like, look at the shit we're doing. We're posting for the gigglers and the gigglers only. Yeah. Are the gigglers going to laugh or not?

[C]

No.

[B]

Honestly, sometimes I get so annoyed when, like, people from, like, who don't get it. Yeah. Who aren't gigglers are like, looking at my page and like, commenting. I'm like, it's not even for you.

[A]

No. It literally feels like mean girls where someone goes, you know, they don't even go here, like. But the gigglers will just be like, hey, you're not getting it. That's okay. You don't get it. And that's fine. If you want to do the research, do it. But we're not going to get offended that you don't understand, like, the culture.

[B]

I think gigglers are really good at fighting in the comments, because they're so polite and sarcastic.

[A]

So polite and funny.

[B]

Like, hey, sorry, babe, you didn't get it. And that's. And we love that for you and your specific journey.

[A]

Well, because they're creating an energy in the comment section. Like, our comment section is a party. And it's like someone comes in with bad energy and they're like, ooh, can I talk to you for a second? Can I put you aside? Like, I don't wanna do in front of everyone. What the fuck are you talking about? What are you doing? You're embarrassing me.

[B]

Wait, speaking of, what the fuck are you talking about?

[A]

Is this a new segment?

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[B]

I got a lot of DMS checking on my health and wellness this weekend because I was in a car with three blondes. They had me surrounded.

[A]

Wait, did you post about this?

[B]

I did. I was in a car with three blondes and all my deep Stephanie yeah, and I Couldn't, like, say anything to my friends because, like, I don't think they would really get it. But I'm like, haha. Everyone's Dming me that you guys are all blonde. And like, whatever. I was. Okay, they're my friends from high school, which is funny to think.

[A]

Are they real blondes?

[B]

No, they're like. I think they were blonde babies. And then it went to like, that Mousy brown. They all get that same, like, mousy brown.

[A]

Wait, you calling a girl mousy brown is so cunty. Like, that was the meanest. If Paige Zoro was like, you know, that girl has mousy brown hair.

[B]

Mousy brown is actually very in.

[A]

Mousey Brown.

[B]

Mousey Brown. Yeah, actually, you're so right. Cause in high school, like, if someone said mousey brown, we'd be like, you bitch.

[A]

It means, like, lackluster. Yeah, Dusty. I said lack of.

[B]

Okay, well, they, like, then turned mousy brown. And so then obviously, like, they're blonde. But my one girlfriend actually is a natural redhead, but she's a blonde.

[A]

Okay, don't come for me like that. Don't come for me. I'm just listening to the story. You don't have to come for me.

[B]

I don't even know where the story was going.

[A]

Oh, well, everyone's messaging you.

[B]

Everyone was messaging me. Like, if I was kidnapped, like, no one believed that they were my actual friends. They were like, we've never. We've never heard of these people. And then someone was like, oh, my God, the Stephanie that you always talk about.

[A]

Well, I do wanna clarify. Stephanie is my favorite name for, like, a generic girl that we're joking about. It's not actually that Stefanie. We love that Stephanie. But yeah, Paige has, like, other friends sometimes, and it comes out of nowhere.

[B]

It comes out of nowhere, nowhere.

[A]

And she'll be like, my favorite memo, whoever.

[B]

I didn't say no, but you said it before. You're like, I will say Stephanie does know me very well. Like, the night before her wedding dress shopping, she said, hey, so tomorrow, do you mind doing me a favor and just, like, be really nice? And I was like, no. She had been with me all week. I literally got home tour. She was there.

[A]

Hey, you know how you've been. Can we not.

[B]

I feel like how you are all the time when we're together. And I was like, being nice. Like, what do you mean? She was like, you know, just like when I walk out in a dress. Like, you're very passionate about fashion and I don't want you to be like, I hate it. And so, like, I actively had to take a step back, and I was like, oh, my God, would I have done.

[A]

Did you have fun? Say I was saying yes to the dress.

[B]

We had the best time. We had the best time. I don't wanna toot my own horn, but I think I picked her dress essentially because I said a certain style that I wanted her to try on, and she was like, I'm really not about that style.

[A]

I love that.

[B]

I really don't think it's gonna look good on me. And I was like, just try one. And then that particular style she did end up, like, picking.

[A]

You do enjoy styling people.

[C]

I do.

[B]

When there's no pressure. No, like that. Like, I could say freely, like, I like this story of my life and that. And, like, try these on.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And it wasn't like we had to pick the dress that day. And if we didn't, like, we were fucked if we didn't find it, like, we would have had other days.

[A]

So not like, my special. That was stressful.

[B]

Hey, we're live in 20 minutes. What is Hannah wearing? I don't know. That was stressful.

[A]

But Olivia Drigo wear this. No, I think that's, like, so intimidating, I think, to have, like, Stephanie trying Stefan and you sitting there. But I think, like, you being honest is the most important thing.

[B]

No, I was definitely honest.

[A]

Did she cry?

[B]

So funny. Because she teared up a little. Our one girlfriend teared up a little. Her mom obviously teared up a little. And then Stephanie looked at me and said, no one expected you to cry.

[A]

Oh, they were having, like, a moment.

[B]

Yeah, they were having, like, a moment.

[A]

Well, sometimes crying does get contagious. So they, like. Sometimes I'll start crying, but about something else.

[B]

But also in my head, I was like, this is a fashion experience. Like, I guess I.

[A]

He's not crying in fashion.

[B]

He's like, we've got 10 more dresses in 30 minutes. How are we doing this? Like, there's no time to cry.

[A]

It's also, like, I'm not a big, happy crier.

[B]

Like, I'm not a happy crier at all.

[A]

I've done it before, and it feels very weird. It feels like.

[B]

Can I tell you the only time in my entire life that I can ever remember happy crying? Your wedding.

[A]

You were drunk. Yeah.

[B]

No, at your ceremony, I happy cried.

[A]

I remember. I, like, I wanted to happy cry a lot of things, and, like, you can kind of make yourself. I fully happy cried when I got the Adidas foot Commercial. I was in, like, midtown, living in Murray Hill, called my mom and I said, I got it. I'm gonna be a star.

[B]

I'm trying to think if I've, like, happy cried recently. About, like, my own self. No. No, I don't think so.

[A]

It's happy. Crying is weird because you're doing something that is about something sad, but you're so happy. You're so happy that you're sad.

[B]

Yeah, it's such a weird.

[A]

I don't like it. Yeah, I don't like it at all. My wedding dress shopping. Now that I think about it, if anyone forgot, we literally went to a strip mall on Long Island. The place doesn't even exist anymore.

[B]

No way.

[A]

Yeah, it doesn't exist. And I just wanted to try on shapes. And the first dress I tried on, I was like, this is it.

[B]

Well, Stephanie tried to do that too. The first dress she tried on, she was like, this is it.

[A]

She tried.

[B]

Maybe, maybe not.

[A]

See, my nana was like that. But my mom is like me. Like, I just was like, I'm not about to have a stressful. It's not gonna stress me out. I have other things going on right now.

[B]

Oh, see, I can't wait for it. And here's the other thing. No one's coming with me. It's me and Kim. And we have things you've worked to do. I have work to do. I don't know.

[A]

I used to love watching say yes to the Dress.

[B]

I loved it, too.

[A]

Did they still do it?

[B]

I think. I don't know if that show's still on. Yeah, I don't think anyone goes there anymore to that place. I think that place is, like, it's been so many years now. It's not like that. I think that was, like, considered really cool, like, back in the day. But I don't ever hear of anyone.

[A]

Talking, listening right now, feeling attacked.

[B]

Sorry about that. I just never hear anyone bring it up.

[A]

Did you watch the VMAs?

[B]

I watch, like, snippets.

[A]

Honestly, I do feel like, with these award shows, if you watch the clips after, like, you're fine.

[B]

Well, here's the thing with the VMAs. It's basically a musical.

[A]

Okay, you're so right. Actually, they didn't have, like, any awards until, like, the end.

[B]

It's a full musical.

[A]

It was a full musical.

[B]

And no shade, no hate. What did Katy Perry do this year that we were honoring her? Like, not again. No shade, no hate. I love Katy Perry. She's created my whole high school experience.

[A]

So that was what she did. That. It was a Vanguard Award of, like, your career. Overall.

[B]

Overall.

[A]

So they're looking back at, like, whose fucking killed.

[B]

Did I miss something?

[A]

But, you know, now that we're, like, kind of in the biz a little, I understand how, like, certain timing is good for people. Like, it was good timing for her to push her new album coming out that she would even be wanting to be up for it. Like, there's no rules to these awards.

[B]

Here's the thing. Everything's pr. Everything's pr. Everything's pr.

[A]

Everything's made up and granted. I think she did amazing.

[B]

You know, when I realized everything was pr. This is years ago, I think I was at ABC News and someone was going to be in Sexiest Man Alive. They were announcing who the Sexiest Man Alive was, like, the next day. And I knew early for whatever reason, and I said, oh, my God, that's crazy. And they said, they have great princess. And I said, people didn't vote. Like, how. Like, that, I think was like, one of the moments that I realized everything in entertainment is pr.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Like, it's very rare that you're getting a cover because, like, they really thought of you. Like, yeah, they thought of you. But also, there were people being like, she would be great because she does this, this, and that.

[A]

And it's also like, hey, he'll do a photo shoot for this. If you let this person have.

[B]

And we'll help you, and we'll help you do this if you give it to. Yeah.

[A]

What do you think is the PR behind and Ben and Jlo being seen together?

[B]

I think that's just them. Their own mental instability.

[A]

Like, isn't there, like, getting back together?

[B]

Here's the thing. Not you, but you can't relate to this. But, like, how many times do you break up with someone and you're like, well, I think I got another couple months in me. Or like, you want to hook up with them again? Like, they're in the public and they got kids.

[A]

But that's the thing. Don't go public if you're.

[B]

Don't go. Yeah, don't go to the Beverly Hills Hotel.

[A]

That was crazy.

[B]

In the. In the house.

[A]

Do you think they fuck?

[B]

I think that's probably why they got back together. I bet they always had really good sex and it never dwindled. And then when they got back together, it was right back to it. And that's why they got married so quick. They're probably like, see, we're, like, always connected.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Also, I also Just made all that up.

[A]

You did. And I was like, no.

[B]

You answered like, I'm right 100%. Because I think you are.

[A]

That's my delusion. No, because I think you're psychic.

[B]

I'm like, hannah, validated.

[A]

I think you're psychic.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Sabrina and Barry Keoghan. Yeah. I'm gonna say, as someone who loves the Irish man, I support Barry's not end all for her at all. I do think they got a lot of good press from it, but I think she's already passed it.

[B]

Interesting. I saw a thing that he. He has a son.

[A]

Yes. He had some crazy quote and it.

[B]

Said we don't have like the typical father son relationship.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because I think it had to do with like he was saying he didn't have the typical father son relationship. And someone tweeted and said, imagine if any woman who's ever given birth to a baby ever said that they don't have a typical relationship. How she would get canceled immediately, her head chopped off and handed.

[A]

It could have been like an out of context thing. But the quote sounded so crazy where he was basically like, my dad wasn't around, so, like, I'm not around.

[B]

Yeah, no. He was basically like, I don't even know this kid.

[A]

He was like, it's just because of my stuff that also, like, it would had no details. So it made it just sound like I'm not a dad like other people.

[B]

This is the first time I've ever heard of him having a child.

[A]

A full child. Yeah.

[B]

But obviously him having a child didn't.

[A]

Encroach on his career at all. But someone's at home taking care of the baby.

[B]

Someone's. Yeah. Not at the VMAs. What did you think about Sabrina Carpenter singing the song about Shawn Mendes and Camila while they were there?

[A]

Okay. I'm feeling loose today.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't give a fudge about Shawn Mendes.

[B]

I don't either.

[A]

I don't have. I could be ovulating and I would.

[B]

Not have sex with them.

[A]

A tiny.

[B]

I'm going to wetness. I'm going to go out on a limb and say he doesn't want to have sex with us.

[A]

I. You said it. I also thought he was in a cult.

[B]

I think he is. So he was hanging out with a lot of long haired people at one time.

[A]

Which is very culty. Culty.

[B]

Very culty.

[A]

Very culty. So. And they're in la. Yeah.

[B]

It's not just long.

[A]

Yeah. It's not extensions. It's not Mormon Extensions.

[B]

Mormon extensions. The Mormon girls are like, let's come down there for two minutes. I'm obsessed with the Mormon girls. I'm so obsessed with the Mormon mom.

[A]

Oh, so it's continued.

[B]

Not. The show's over. I can't get out.

[A]

It's still drama.

[B]

Oh, the girls are fighting on TikTok. They're fighting. And I love it. And I'm obsessed with it.

[A]

The only thing that I really like about it is that they're all making the money for their households. And I feel like it's gonna change Mormonism forever. Cause women are not supposed to have any power.

[B]

Well, I think one of the backlashes that they're kind of rising up against, all the Mormons are basically saying to them, you're bad for our community. And they're just like, no, we're not.

[A]

And it's like, no, we're not. Cause we can't be controlled by men anym. If they leave, guess what? We can. We have our own apartment. We own a house.

[B]

The one girl, Jesse, is doing everyone's hair. So she's really, like, doubling, cashing in. Like, she.

[A]

She's doing the extension.

[B]

She does all their extensions.

[A]

Okay, well, can she change them slightly per girl? So I know the difference between each girl.

[B]

It's what they like. It's what they like, which is what they like.

[A]

But that is such a good example of, like, when you. You have a small community and that's all you see is beauty. And you're like, that's beautiful. When it's like, you know, you could have it straight. You don't have to.

[B]

No, I want one of them to cut like a Bob and not have.

[A]

A fuck ass Bob.

[B]

Yeah, like a fuck ass Bob. Not like the one Whitney cut like a fuck ass sharp, blunt Bob.

[A]

Speaking of reality tv, do you know what's on Netflix that I highly recommend people watch Unreal.

[B]

Wait, I saw it. I'm too, like, confused.

[A]

Wait, have you never watched it?

[B]

No.

[A]

Well, I watched Unreal before I did reality tv.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And I kind of, like, blocked it out. Cause I was like, that's silly.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, no. I don't know if I could watch it.

[A]

Then I want you to try to watch the. I think it kind of goes off the deep end. But the first season. The first season, it's about a producer's life on the Bachelor. And it was made by people who produced the Bachelor, so it's like, actually the closest thing that they could legally. Yeah. Yeah. But they do make, like, the reality TV people seem like, real bimbos.

[B]

Well, here's.

[A]

Where's the line?

[B]

Where's the lie? But I think with, like, the Bachelor franchise, they do keep them so in the dark and gaslight the shit out. Here's the Bachelor is such a different animal than, like, a competition show, too.

[A]

So basically, like, there was just a clip that was on Netflix when you're, like, scrolling through, and it was basically the head showrunner being, like, in the back telling everyone, like, okay, if you get a fight, like, you get a raise. If you can get this girl to cry, you get a raise. And don't feed this girl. And she'll start being bitchy in about two hours. And I'm like, that's what they did. If Hannah doesn't have food in one hour and you bring this guy and tell her something mean, she's gonna lose her mind.

[B]

Literally lose her mind.

[A]

And I was like, wait, I feel so puppeteered. Daphne, check.

[B]

How's Daphne? Check. Okay, so I told you. When my brother came to visit, and he accidentally locked her in the living room. And so then she did the only thing that she could do, and that was pee and poop on his head. So Saturday morning. So my girlfriend stayed Thursday night and Friday night and Friday night, they both slept in my room, like, in my bed. And I slept in the living room on the couch. Cause I have this thing where, like, I can't sleep in a room with people anymore. So that's the thing I'm dealing with.

[A]

No.

[B]

Cause they were like, are you sure you don't want to sleep in your bed? And I was like, sorry, I actually don't want to be around you guys. Like, sorry, I have to be alone. So anyway, so I'm sleeping on the couch in the living room. Kat's with me, like, all night, but she goes and she does her things at different hours. Like, 11am Saturday morning, they come out of my room, and they're like, oh, my God, Daphne peed on the bed. And I was like, what? I was like, oh, did you accidentally shut the door? And they were like, no. She literally jumped up on the bed, looked at us, and peed. And so I love it so much. I think Daphne is doing this thing where, like, when she's ready for people to be gone, she's like, I'll pee on you.

[A]

Well, I was gonna ask you how she was dealing with, like, having other people in her territory.

[B]

I think she was like, who are you?

[A]

And this is Mom's bed.

[B]

I'm the owner of this house. Like, this is not your bed. Two blondes.

[A]

That's very naughty of her. Yeah, it's naughty behavior, but it's her communicating in a way.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You have to buy because cat piss smells.

[B]

I already sent it out.

[A]

You did the. They'll spray it. They have to do the whole thing.

[B]

I immediately sent it to the dry clean.

[A]

Okay. So butter. When I first went to college, she would go and shit in my room because she basically was like, where is she?

[B]

But here's the thing. It's never to me. I'm never even around for it. It's almost like she's like, I'm defending my mom. Get out. Yeah.

[A]

She literally was like, this is not right. You've overstayed your welcome.

[B]

Yeah. She's like, it's Saturday morning. We do our things, and you can't be here.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

So I'm, like, obsessed with her even more. Cause I just feel like her personality truly is so me.

[A]

They do kind of become their mom.

[B]

Yeah. She's just like, I've had it now. She's really, really like to just lay with my mom in peace.

[A]

She's really perfect and beautiful, and I think about her more than I should.

[B]

No, I think about her all the time.

[A]

Speaking of girls I think about that need to be spoken about. Dakota Fanning.

[B]

That should be a segment. Girls I think about that should be spoken about.

[A]

I'm just freak about it right now.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Dakota Fanning.

[B]

Let's bring her up.

[A]

Have you seen the Perfect Couple? Yeah, I think the first episode, it was bad.

[B]

I think the whole series is probably not that great.

[A]

Okay. Thank you. I thought I was being gaslit.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Nicole Kidman, for some reason, is working her little butt off. Yeah. And she's amazing cast. Amazing cast. I don't think the writing was good.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it was, like, a little corny.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, I couldn't get past the, like, opening scene where they're doing the dance.

[B]

I didn't get that. Yeah, they didn't even get that.

[A]

They didn't get that.

[B]

They did an interview. They were like, we don't know.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. They were like, the director just said, hey, we're gonna. And they were like, please. No. Someone tried to get their. Called their agent was like, I'm not doing a dance.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. There was the second. You could tell they're all uncomfortable.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They all do a. What's it called when everyone stands in, like, when someone's proposing and they do a. And everyone's singing quartet.

[B]

Wait, no, let me get this one. This. I can get this. When everyone's standing. Everyone's standing. It's like we're flash mob.

[A]

Flash mob. It's giving flash mob. Thank you. I can never, ever get flash Mob. Like, I'm 0 for, like, 100.

[B]

String Quartet. You said getting proposed to, and I thought, like, string quartet.

[A]

So anyway, it's not that good, but, like, it's the kind of thing you'll get sucked into if you keep it on 100%.

[B]

And, like, I watch. I feel like a lot of things that aren't that good because I like certain people. Like, I'll watch Nicole Kidman pretty much do anything in a movie, so.

[A]

But I do have to say, do you remember, like, when Dakota Fanning first came on the scene as, like, uptown girls? How old is she? 7. Or like, I remember being like, she's a genius. She needs to be protected. She's a star.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Then, of course, disappears.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

And now, like, no one's. There hasn't even been, like, an article about it. She just kind of casually is appearing again.

[B]

One of my favorite movies of all time stars Dakota Fanning, and it's called the Secret Life of Bees.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

I read the book in middle school. Yeah, correction, sorry. My mom read the book to me in middle school. It is one of the. Talk about crying at a movie. Every time I watch that movie, I cry. It is one of the best movies, I actually think. I feel like she doesn't do many, like, interviews, but I'd love to know about her parents, because I feel like.

[A]

I want to know the whole story.

[B]

It was probably one of the best things to, like, disappear, because that would have been the age where it was like, is she a drug addict?

[A]

Is she going, I want a documentary? Because then we're not even talking about. Then Elle Fanning comes out.

[B]

Then Elle Fanning pops out, who's her own star.

[A]

But then Dakota, this girl's clearly a genius freak in terms of acting. I wanna know what's been going on also in it. Like, I can't look away from her. She has these. She sells her big eyes.

[B]

There's something very captivating about acting in anything. You're very focused when she's.

[A]

But I want her to be back, back. Like, I want her to be, like, like, starring.

[B]

I want her to, like, take on Hollywood. Like, I want her to be the next. Like, not the next. Because she was, like, probably. I would assume more like, famous before Jennifer Lawrence. But, like, that vibe of career.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, you know, there was, like, a time Where J. Law was in everything. And I loved it.

[A]

Yeah. Well. And then she was like, I need a break.

[B]

I'm going to take it.

[A]

I'm going to take a second.

[B]

No, we should do what Adele does. She works for a couple months. Months. She takes a couple years off. She comes back, she does a show, looks gorgeous. She says, this was insane. I'll be back in a year. Like, I really.

[A]

I also want to talk about. Do you know who Juno Temple is? She's in Ted Lasso, which I didn't watch. She was in this movie about.

[B]

She's. Yes, Yes. I love it.

[A]

I think she's the most talented person ever. People don't talk about her enough. Have. She's in Fargo.

[B]

She's incredible. Incredible.

[A]

She's incredible. I never saw Fargo. She's incredible.

[B]

She's incredible. In Ted Lasso.

[A]

She's incredible.

[B]

Her character is also so easy.

[A]

I saw her one stripper movie.

[B]

Like, I love a stripper movie. Send it to me.

[A]

Just. Juno Temple, stripper. Oh, my God. She's so. She's funny. She's great. I watched her on the carpet and she was like, she. Again, another person that should be like, bigger.

[B]

Talked about.

[A]

Bigger, Bigger. Bigger.

[B]

Something that you think about that should be talked about.

[A]

I wrote. Oh. I said, wouldn't it be funny if Jennifer Lawrence started dating Gypsy Red Blanchard's ex?

[B]

Jennifer Lawrence is married with a child.

[A]

Not Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer Lopez.

[B]

Sorry. Oh, my God.

[A]

Jennifer Lopez. Imagine if she walked out with him.

[B]

I'm gonna be honest. I'm really so happy that we're over, like, the Gypsy Rose Blanchard hype. It was really freaking me out for a minute.

[A]

No, it was. I'm glad we didn't get caught up.

[B]

We did. I would like to say we did not get caught up.

[A]

We look back on history. We were not one of those people.

[B]

We did not get caught up. And we. We don't go with the.

[A]

The trends.

[B]

We don't.

[A]

Except for capris.

[B]

No, I love a Capri. I'm wearing them right now. We don't go with the trend. And also, we don't do guests.

[A]

We don't do murderer.

[B]

Yeah, I guess.

[A]

Look, she didn't. She didn't actually do the murder, but there. And she was abused. It's a complicated thing that I actually think is not appropriate to just do a TikTok dance with immediately.

[B]

And that's. And we'll leave it at that, because I agree. We don't have the time.

[A]

We don't have the capacity. Grace. Grace only has so much time on her hands.

[B]

Grace needs an assistant. She can't even manage.

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[A]

But also, are we like in award season? Like when did that happen? Because we're not nominated for anything.

[B]

When is the award season though? I think it's in the winter.

[A]

Well, we had like two. I think it was in the winter because of the strikes maybe?

[B]

No, I think it's always in the winter. I think the Emmys is in the beginning of the year because that shows start in September.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

So I think that's in the beginning because it's like what was last year?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then I think like the Oscars, the Grammys. What's the other big one?

[A]

Golden Globes.

[B]

The Golden Globes is in the winter. Is in like January.

[A]

And I also two more gripes about it. I want them to be more specific. I want them to say welcome to the Oscars. I know they probably say it, but I want them to say it multiple times where it's voted for by who and when they say who's the Academy or by the fan, like, tell me how people are getting the votes.

[B]

You want a bio on each Academy member who's Voting?

[A]

Maybe. Yeah, maybe. I just. I want to know. It's like, I want to know you.

[B]

Like the face to the name.

[A]

If we're going to do play a sport, give me the rules. I don't like people just getting awards. I'm like, who got them?

[B]

You want to see the judges? What are their qualifications?

[A]

Yeah, I want to know who's voting. Because then I'm like, oh, well, that tracks. That a bunch of old dudes gave you that money.

[B]

Wouldn't like my queef joke.

[A]

Yes, got it 100%.

[B]

Because you don't get it 100%.

[A]

My other qualm is, oh, qual. Why are we. Do we have to say the number of award shows if it's not, like, a important number? Like, I don't give a fuck that it's a 76th Emmy Award.

[B]

Okay, that's interesting. I was gonna piggyback off of that. And, like, when someone's nominated, sometimes I think it's, like, a tad bit rude to be like, and they were nominated eight times, but they've never won. It's like, okay, chill.

[D]

Chill on it.

[B]

Fucking chill out. I, like, you had to tell everyone.

[A]

Someone wins, and you're like, yay. And then they're like, it's the first time out of 47 years. And everyone's like, ooh, actually kind of bad.

[B]

And then you're like, did you even win it or did they give it because it's so embarrassing. You've been.

[A]

Well, that was happening to Leonardo DiCaprio, remember? Yeah, they got to the point where we were like, we gotta give it to him.

[B]

Well, that's another example of people were saying that he pissed someone off about something, and that's why.

[A]

Very interesting.

[B]

He didn't get awards for love.

[A]

Like, if you were making movies during, like, Lord of the Rings, like, you're not winning. I don't care.

[B]

Whatever. I'd be livid. Well, imagine you're about. You're doing a movie, and you're like, this is going to be so good. And then you just hear that some fucking trilogy is coming out that year. I would.

[A]

If a TV show is good, there's, like, multiple seasons. And once the Academy's on board with it, it's like, okay, so they're gonna win every fucking year. Yeah, like, that happened with, like, someone.

[B]

Someone we know it's happened. We just can't think of, like, immediately who it's happened to.

[A]

To wrap up this episode, I have a fun game.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

You know, there's, like, this account called Puberty I don't know, it just like posts, really random shit.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

With no content text. It says top 15 most attractive hobbies for men to do to women. Women are drawn to these hobbies that suggest a man possesses skills and knowledge. I said I would like to see if they hold up.

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I would love to see this list.

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Cuz hobbies in general. I'm out.

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Get a second job.

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You have time for your 30s.

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You have a hobby.

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You're not working hard enough.

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Get a job.

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Also hobby. Like how depressed are you that you got a hobby? You know? Like no one gets a hobby when they're doing well.

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What quantifies a hobby?

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Like you're not making money and you do it for the love of it.

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How often are you doing a hobby?

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I feel like enough that you is.

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Taking an edible hobby.

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No.

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Okay.

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That's just a drug problem. Then I'm out. Okay. Number one hobby that women find attractive that men do is reading. I'm sorry if a man's reading.

[B]

No, I.

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They had. Look, it was a trend with the whole hot men reading on the subway, which I think is Try hard. I think they're fake reading. I think all the men are fake reading on the subway.

[B]

That's so. No, no, I don't want my man reading. I don't like him. I want to have to guess. Can he read?

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Yeah. I feel like women who read are too smart and they would win arguments against me and I don't want that.

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If they're going to read, read. I want them reading on your phone, at their desk, on their phone. The New York Times.

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That's what Des does.

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They skimmed it. They know what's going on in the news. They're not getting on the subway and reading a fucking romance novel. I'll punch you in the face.

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Wait. Men reading fiction.

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Ick.

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Fiction is for the girls.

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It's not for you. Yeah, you don't even have an imagination.

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No, I have no time to read.

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You know, it's funny. One of. One of my girlfriends, one of my girlfriends this weekend asked. Asked 70s mom. She was like, I know. Like you love reading. Like, what are you reading? And I started laughing.

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She was joking.

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I was like, no one's ever asked me that.

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No, people have asked me. And I have to be like, I.

[B]

Always say the Great Gatsby, if you're in a pinch and you're in.

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But you know, it's crazy.

[B]

What'd you just read? And you're like, it's a Great Gatsby.

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I buy a Book a week.

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Are you. What do you do with them?

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I. I feel like I subconscious. Like, I'm like. It's like me Googling Pilates studios near me and not going like. It's a weird thing.

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This is so us because I just bought a shit ton of books for display, but all the same color.

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Yeah, Disney.

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I mean, they're real books, but like, I don't give a shit.

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Like, I'll read a book on attachment styles.

[B]

Oh, you're doing self help.

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Sometimes I put down a book in like the main living area that just says boundaries. And he was like, you can't. People walk in and see that. You can't.

[B]

Dummy's Guide to Divorce.

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I like certain mental strength stuff, but I'm never gonna read it. It's just fun to be like if I need to. And if an emergency comes along, should read more. My mom and dad read when they go to sleep.

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No, my mom's always reading.

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They go to sleep. And when I say, oh, I couldn't go to sleep last night, she goes, that's cause you don't read.

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My mom loves. I love a period piece. She loves a period piece book. Just watch a movie.

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Just watch Bridgerton. Okay. Most attractive hobby that men to women. The way I'm saying that is weird. Men's most attractive hobbies to women. To women. Foreign languages.

[B]

Okay. I'll give them that.

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Like, honestly, when DEZ started speaking Mandarin.

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But not like. Not like dual lingo in the taxi. Other language. Like, no, like you're.

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You're in Italy. And he just starts. And you're like, I didn't even tell you.

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Yeah. He's like, don't worry, we'll. We go this way.

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I actually dated a guy who lied a lot.

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I love those.

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And he. In high school, but his thing was he was trying to. His parents were really religious and he would hide me from them, which is kind of hot. And he was hiding that he was. Spoke another language. Like, I guess he wanted to be like, just American. And he was like on the phone speaking another language. And I was like, you speak another language? He was like, no. And I was like, what? I literally just heard you. And he's like, no. And my parents once were like, do you speak? And he's like, no. And I'm like, this.

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He's this spy.

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He's a spy.

[B]

That guy was a spy.

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Oh, he was talking to. You've been hanging out with Craig too much. Foreign language is hot.

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Okay.

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And this is where they lose me.

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Okay.

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Playing an instrument Is there any. Is there any instrument that a guy plays that you'd be like, that's kind of hot.

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The recorder.

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Actually, the fingers would be kind of hot. I'm like, oh, he's fast.

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No, if it is because I'm not like a. I'm not a creator.

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Well, you hate me.

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Music in that sense. I'm not like. I don't know.

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I'm too, like, honestly, when he's too skilled, I'm too real to be with.

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Someone who plays an instrument.

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I do have to say musicians. I prefer athletes because musicians are, like, in their head, they have, like, emotions. I used to date a guy who would leave voicemails of him playing music to me. At the time.

[B]

Drier than the Sahara.

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I thought it was love. Okay. This I can agree with. Cooking.

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Yeah.

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But I don't want them to talk about that. They do it. I just want them to do it well.

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I feel like as you get older, that takes a different form. In my 20s, if someone was like, I'll make you this meal, I'd be like, ick. Gross. You're so weird.

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Try hard.

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Now, in my 30s, if it's like, we're really busy. Oh, I'll whip something up for dinner.

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Amazing. Amazing.

[B]

I didn't have to order it on Uber Eats.

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Mary's a chef. Because I want to say it. Chefs are fucking insane. They're all crazy.

[B]

Yeah.

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I'm like, she chose her love language, which was food. Yeah. And I respect that.

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But I heard if you marry a chef, you're never eating their cooking. They're never cooking at home. Oh, it's kind of like us. Are we making. No, we're making jokes.

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I was about to say it's like, comedians. Like, I go, you got to pay for that. You got to pay for that joke. I'm not giving you a fucking joke. I was going to say, my biggest pet peeve is when guys would, like, find out I play tennis, and they'd be like, I bet you I could beat you at tennis. Or, like, they find out I do comedy, and they're like, oh, like, I could do comedy.

[B]

Yeah.

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It's like, I don't go to your accounting job and go, I can do your accounting job.

[B]

Never.

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Okay. Woodworking. No, no. Woodworking is like, did you Google how to make girls want to fuck me?

[B]

Let the Amish have one thing. Okay.

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Also, like, there's no way you're doing it as well as. As, like, a professional.

[B]

No.

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And if you are a woodworker, you're a nepo. Baby.

[B]

Now, my ideal to woodworking would be, like, if you can put something together from IKEA and not complain. Yeah, exactly. That's my version of woodworking.

[A]

If I could buy something really shitty on Amazon that, like, all the pieces don't match, and you put it together and you don't bitch about it.

[B]

Yeah. And you're like, I just gotta run to the hardware store. Fine.

[A]

Hot. But to be a woodworker, you know how long it takes to woodwork?

[B]

No.

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That's like years on one table.

[B]

If you give me a bird house, I'll throw it in the dirt. Right.

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I've never heard you say that kind of sentence. Painting. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Writing.

[B]

Painting is for me and my iPad.

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My. My mental health. I do have to say it's hot when DEZ goes. He goes to the. He's so cute.

[B]

You just love him.

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Wait, I'm obsessed. He goes to the coffee shop in the morning while I'm with sleep.

[B]

Stop.

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And he has a little notepad.

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Yeah.

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Where he writes joke ideas while he drinks coffee. That's. And it's just chicken scratch. Like, it's not. It's not full sentences.

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No, that's fine.

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And then he tries it on stage at night.

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I like that.

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And poems.

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No.

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You know, it's funny. Every now and then I'll look and I'll see his cute, like, little funny ideas.

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Yeah.

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And then he once was like, hey, there's a notebook that, like, you have some, like, serious stuff. You ever have, like, a therapist? Be like, write down how you're feeling. And you're like, the world is so dark. He was like, you should probably. You should probably, like, take out that page because someone might read it. Because it was like an insane. I wrote, like, something insane.

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Oh, my God.

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I was like, I'm going to. You know, it was dark.

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Let it out.

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It was dark.

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Put it in the book.

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So DEZ has, like, cute stuff where mine is like, I hate everything.

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The world is like, what is my purpose? What is drive? And who has it?

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Gardening, I like.

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Yeah. I'm not mad at gardening.

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I'm not. For some reason.

[B]

Because then again, you are benefiting from the food that will be picked.

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Yes. Also, I like when men create. Men love to destroy.

[B]

Yeah, I know.

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I've been talking good about DEZ this episode, but now I need to have some reality check. I walk into the kitchen, and he has a crazy thing in the kitchen that's not supposed to be in the kitchen, just, like, on the kitchen table. And I go, what is that? And he goes, it's a buzzsaw. Like a little buzzsaw. And he was losing me.

[B]

What the is a buzzsaw, Chris?

[A]

What is it called? A buzz saw. You.

[B]

You're referring to as a buzz saw?

[A]

Yeah, it's a buzz saw. It's like a little. It's like. It's like to cut like a tree.

[B]

Did everyone just learn what a buzz saw in their lives? And looking at me like I'm crazy.

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It was to cut trees, basically. Like, it's a. Like a cutter thing.

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So a saw.

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A saw. But, like, it's an electric saw.

[B]

Oh.

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And it's like a gun. It was like an electric gun saw, basically.

[B]

The most buzz. Are you saying buzz because it's electric and that's the sound it makes?

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Yeah.

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Do people call it that?

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I think they call it a buzz saw.

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I don't think. I don't think I've ever heard buzz saw. Oh, no.

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I doubt that's what.

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Yeah. An electric saw.

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Electric saw. Okay.

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Freaks.

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But it's not such a man thing to have a gun. Electric saw. Anyway.

[B]

Yeah.

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So he's using it to cut the. Like, some branches that are on the deck. And I'm like, you can use a scissor. Like, this was so aggressive.

[B]

So aggressive.

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They love destroying things.

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Yeah.

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Like, it's. It's never creating. Okay. Swimming. I like it because it tires them out.

[B]

Yeah. I'm not. I'm not mad at that.

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Go swim. This I hate.

[B]

Okay.

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Photography.

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I hate it. I hate it. You're not a photographer.

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You're not. You're not. You're.

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And if you just picked it up. Get out of here.

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If you just. Yeah, well, it's. It's. I feel like with. They just, like, buy expensive things and think they can click where, like, women, we have a vision. We, like, sense the energy of the room. Like, I want a gay photographer or a female photographer.

[B]

You can't get my shoes in the picture. Not a photographer thing.

[A]

Straight men cannot take photos. How are they becoming professional photographers?

[B]

They're not. They're not hiking.

[A]

What? We know how you feel about that. Archery was as medieval times.

[B]

I'm actually not mad about it.

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Archery. If he was like, oh, I gotta go arch with my friends.

[B]

One time I dated a guy who loved jiu jitsu. Okay.

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My brother did that.

[B]

I wasn't mad at that either. I wasn't very passionate about it.

[A]

I wasn't mad. But, like, I do think they're all.

[B]

Making out 100% they're, like, rolling around, touching each other's butts. I'm like, okay.

[A]

They're all. They're all entangled together.

[B]

I'm not mad at the archery because.

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It'S like, old money.

[B]

It is giving a little bit.

[A]

It's giving old money. You have to have, like, a lawn.

[B]

It's giving, like, quail hunting.

[A]

Yes. Pigeon.

[B]

Yeah.

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But I don't like when they kill things.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Finally, traveling. That's not a hobby.

[B]

That's not a hobby.

[A]

That's not a hobby. So anyway, puberty. Do better. And men just, like, get jobs. Get a job.

[B]

Figure it out.

[A]

We have Atlantic City coming up, which we have some tickets available, because Atlantic City people don't live there.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

It's like a party town. So, like, I highly recommend if you live near the area. Go. It's in this crazy casino. It's gonna be wild.

[B]

This is our first casino.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. Grace, what other places are we. Do we have shows? That's not sold out.

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

Newark. Come on, Newark, girls.

[B]

Come on, Newark.

[A]

Come on. Fly to Newark and come to the show.

[B]

Yeah. If you didn't get tickets to New York, you could go to its cousin, Newark.

[A]

Oh, yeah, Madison. We had another show. Badgers. Don't embarrass me now. Badgers. Milwaukee. We have some.

[B]

I can't fucking wait to go to Madison, Wisconsin. I've never been more excited to visit a place in this country. In the middle of the country in my life. If I don't get a cheese curd upon touchdown, I'll lose it. Wait.

[A]

I'm so excited that you're excited about Wisconsin. I think we're going. When it's cold, which is end of October. It'll still be. It'll be cold, but it won't be too cold. Okay. We love you guys. Thanks for giggling with us. We'll talk to you later.

[B]

Bye.