Giggling about judging outfits, poking, and disrespect

Summary

Giggly Squad – April 14, 2026

Hosts: Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo

Episode: Giggling about judging outfits, poking, and disrespect

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Overview

In this episode of Giggly Squad, Hannah and Paige are in top form, dissecting viral fashion controversies, relationship dynamics, the art of judging (both outfits and people), and sharing plenty of laughs about their personal quirks. From the drama of influencer outfits at The Masters golf tournament to Coachella fashion discourse, spitting kinks, and pop culture takes on Justin Bieber and Addison Rae, the duo delivers their signature blend of sharp humor, confessional storytelling, and self-aware banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Compliments, Critiques, and Uber Eats Etiquette

• (02:06) Paige playfully opens with the offer to “compliment and then call out” Hannah.
  • Compliment: Paige relents that Hannah was right about wired headphones: “You were right. It's all about wired headphones.” (02:50)
  • Critique: Hannah is called out (via her husband) for ordering food for herself without checking others’ hunger needs, prompting relatable marriage banter about differing Uber Eats approaches.
  • Quote: “It's crazy that you think we’re sitting down to eat at a dinner table. We’re watching TV on Netflix, like, right?” (05:09 – Hannah)

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2. Pop Culture & TV: Cult Documentaries and Women’s Roles

• (05:15) Paige recommends a cult documentary, leading to a deeper conversation on emotional manipulation and why victims stay: “It's like emotional manipulation.” (05:52 – Hannah)
• The conversation segues into the always-hot topic of why people are so fascinated (and judge-y) about cults and “bad men.”
• Brief but funny update on Magnus Carlsen and chess, with teas on DMs from exes of chess players.

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3. Social Media Sleuthing & Nose Job Deep Dives

• (07:25) Hannah confesses her obsession with tracking down “before” photos of good nose jobs on socials:
  • “Random girl. Don't know this girl... Sorry, I want to have a purpose.” (08:04 – Hannah)
• The lengths of internet curiosity are explored, leading to a tangent about poking (literally, on Facebook) and consent in the 2000s.

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4. Influencers at The Masters: Outfit Judging & Gatekeeping

• (10:07) Paige describes the uproar over influencers invited to The Masters—and in particular, the scrutiny over their fashion choices.
  • “The number one thing people were mad about was that... you should be wearing, like, blah, blah, blah outfits. And... I've seen so many short skirts and shorts and blah, blah” (11:11)
  • Both hosts mock the outrage, expose its sexist roots, and point out how women’s bodies (and choices) are policed:
    • “It's not disrespectful to show your thighs. Sorry.” (11:56 – Hannah)
    • “It is very pick me to be like, that's disrespectful to wear that. What — like they're going to distract Rory McIlroy?” (13:25 – Hannah)
  • They highlight the hypocrisy: “Do you see what the dads are wearing watching The Masters?” (12:48 – Hannah)
  • Paige provocatively concludes: “All these people are being mean about her outfit because they're jealous.” (17:35)

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5. “Decentering Age” and Pimple Perils

• (18:03) Hannah introduces the concept of “decentering age,” suggesting people should take age (and age-related expectations) out of identity and self-worth:
  • “I want us to also work on decentering your age.” (18:03 – Hannah)
  • Both discuss how focusing on a pimple almost re-centers your life and distracts from deeper issues:
    • “When you have a pimple, I'm humble. You forget about all... your other problems and you put it all into your pimple. And I actually think you kind of enjoy it because you wake up and you go, it's the pimple that's ruining my life.” (14:05 – Hannah)

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6. Golf, Gender Double Standards, and Childhood Stories

• (15:05) Hannah recounts being called out for a short tennis skirt at age 12 while golfing, leading to a discussion on how girls' clothes are policed even in childhood:
  • “You're sexualizing my 12-year-old daughter right now because she's wearing a tennis [skirt].” (15:43 – Hannah’s dad, as recounted by Hannah)
• The pair comment on how institutional traditions (like at fancy golf clubs) can be anti-women, and laugh at the contradictory “trad wife” criticisms.

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7. Coachella & Festival Chaos: Comfort or Cool?

• (20:34) Conversation moves to Coachella discourse, particularly TikToks from non-influencers sharing “real” festival life (i.e., camping and dust hardships).
  • Hannah and Paige agree they would never survive the discomfort:
    • “If the words 'shower trailer' are, like, introduced to me, I’m not going.” (20:48 – Paige)
    • “I would call the police on myself... once they take me away.” (21:55 – Hannah)

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8. Justin Bieber, Celebrity Standards, and “Chillin’” at Coachella

• (22:09) Discussion of Justin Bieber’s polarizing Coachella set and fan-outs across social for his “laid-back” performance (i.e., showing YouTube videos mid-set).
  • “If Lady Gaga got up there and laid on the ground, I would be like, that's art.” (23:14 – Paige)
  • Both note men—especially established artists—can get away with being low-effort while women are expected to go all-out:
    • “A man will shoot his special in a sweatshirt... No hair, makeup... I wish I could do that.” (24:00 – Hannah)
  • They extend empathy to Hailey Bieber for the “hate she’s had to go through for continuing to do her own thing.” (26:12 – Paige)

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9. Sex, Kinks, & Consent

• (32:41) Hannah shares a “gross” story about a friend’s new boyfriend spitting in her mouth without asking.
  • Explores the complexity of boundaries and consent in sexual experimentation.
  • Paige offers: “If you really don't like it, this is a non-negotiable for me... say, hey, I'm not really into it... you don't know, he might be like, oh, I'm not really even into that either.” (36:05)
  • Both riff on how men get sexual ideas from porn without realizing it isn’t reality—a parallel to women watching reality TV.

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10. Lena Dunham, Body Image & Legacy of “Girls”

• (41:05) Paige praises Lena Dunham’s recent New York Times interview, noting the backlash she faced for simply “existing” and not fitting beauty standards:
  • “She was like, mind you, I was 26 years old. Like, I was just existing. And the biggest thing was, like, she would never hook up with that guy looking the way she looks.” (41:19 – Paige)
  • Both talk about the cultural impact of "Girls," identify themselves with the show’s characters, and give Lena her flowers for being a generational voice.

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11. Addison Rae, Pop Stardom, and Public Scrutiny

• (44:00) Hannah suggests Addison Rae should “shift her inspo to more, like, Marilyn Monroe,” instead of Britney Spears, as both faced disrespect breaking into Hollywood against odds.
  • They commiserate about the unnecessary hate Addison gets:
    • “Why are people so mean to her?... it's like, they’re mad at Nepo babies. So I'm like, you can't start from TikTok? ... Oh, you want the gatekeepers of Hollywood to have picked her?” (44:36 – Hannah)
  • Paige: “How are grown women getting on the Internet and doing full dissertations on whether or not Addison Rae deserves to be at Coachella? Oh, my God. Do yourself a favor and, like, read a book.” (45:03)

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12. Splits, Flexibility, and Self-Acceptance

• (46:19) Hannah wishes she could do a split and wonders if it would “save her body.” Paige doubts her, but relates with her own unused splits equipment.
• Body confidence, expectations, and humor about inflexibility are woven throughout.
  • “My pussy will always be, like, too tight. But, like, that's something I just have to deal with.” (48:08 – Hannah, classic)

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13. Poker Queens, Gambling, and Cat Cafés

• (48:24) Hannah’s new algorithm obsession: female poker players; the joy of women excelling in male-dominated fields.
• Paige shares casino-phobia and aversion to gambling, preferring to “pay $40 to pet a cat.”
• They riff on pet care apps and the inevitable “man will ruin it” trope.

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14. Cat Content & Pet Psychics

• (54:35) Paige buys her cat Kitty a window perch: “She’s obsessed with it... She absolutely loves looking down on people.” (54:53 – Paige)
• Hannah proposes: “We should all learn from that. Don't be impulsive.” (55:12)
• Pet psychic check-ins—Paige’s cat Daphne has big “main character energy,” knowing she’s destined for more.
  • “She thinks you’re going through something... If they say you're related to me, I will deny it.” (63:15 – Hannah)

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15. Organs, Gender, and Giving

• (55:17) The hosts share a stat: "80% of organ donors are women and 80% of recipients are men." (55:29 – Paige/Hannah)
• They riff on gendered giving: "Ban them. Get them banned so they’re dying before us." (55:37 – Hannah & Paige)

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16. Fashion Trends & Coachella Outfits

• (56:44) Hannah asks Paige for thoughts on waist scarves.
  • Paige: “Fun, easy, trend.” (56:57)
• They dissect what they’d wear to Coachella, judge TikTok’s constant outfit critiques, and stay real about their own festival stamina.
  • “I think you guys wouldn't be hot in that. Like, they have so many layers.” (58:51 – Hannah)
  • “The two of us at Coachella would be a nightmare...” (59:14 – Paige)

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17. Festivals & Friendship, Vanderpump Run-In

• (59:24) Story of playing a Vegas festival, fleeing a Jack Harlow set, and trying (and failing) to enjoy festival life like Sheena and Ariana from Vanderpump Rules.
  • “We were like, go without us. You’ll be better off… Save yourself.” (60:57 – Paige & Hannah)

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18. Closing Bits: Cat Birthdays & Movie Premieres

• (62:02) Paige details Kitty’s birthday photo shoot and psychic reading.
• Both will attend "The Devil Wears Prada 2" premiere: “Me and Hannah are gonna be there!” (64:42 – Paige)

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Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• On The Masters outfit drama:
  • “It is very pick me to be like, that's disrespectful to wear that. What — like they're going to distract Rory McIlroy?” – Hannah (13:25)
• On being bullied for fashion:
  • “Whatever happened to like seeing someone getting bullied by a lot of people and being like, hey, let's not do that.” – Hannah (20:02)
• On splitting up dinner orders:
  • “It's crazy that you think we’re sitting down to eat at a dinner table.” – Hannah (05:09)
• On Justin Bieber’s low-key stage swag:
  • “Have the confidence to do a Coachella set in a sweatshirt.” – Hannah (24:58)
• On why men get their kinks from porn:
  • “Men with porn are like females to reality TV. They can't understand that it's not real.” – Paige (35:11)
• On societal focus on age:
  • “I want us to also work on decentering your age.” – Hannah (18:03)
• On Lena Dunham and the show ‘Girls’:
  • “Also, let's be honest. When you're a funny girl, you could anyone you want.” – Hannah (42:06)
• On festival priorities:
  • “If the words 'shower trailer' are introduced to me, I’m not going.” – Paige (20:48)
• On TikTok hating on Addison Rae:
  • “How are grown women getting on the Internet and doing full dissertations on whether or not Addison Rae deserves to be at Coachella? … Read a book.” – Paige (45:03)
• On being “too tight” for splits:
  • “My pussy will always be, like, too tight. But, like, that's something I just have to deal with.” – Hannah (48:08)
• On pet psychic wisdom:
  • “If they say you’re related to me, I will deny it.” – Hannah, channeling her cat Daphne (64:20)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Wired headphones & Uber Eats ordering: 02:06–06:00
• Cult documentary & emotional manipulation: 05:19–06:02
• Sleuthing nose jobs + Facebook pokes: 07:25–08:56
• The Masters influencer outfit debate: 10:07–17:32
• Pimple/hormones, age focus: 14:47–19:12
• Coachella realness & festival fails: 20:34–22:09, 46:19+
• Justin Bieber at Coachella: 22:09–26:35
• Sexual boundaries & spitting stories: 32:41–38:44
• Lena Dunham, Girls & pop feminism: 41:05–43:57
• Addison Rae & TikTok/Gen Z judgment: 44:00–46:03
• Splits, flexibility, and self-acceptance: 46:19–48:16
• Poker queens, cats, and gambling: 48:24–50:50
• Cat personalities and psychic readings: 54:35–64:20

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Conclusion

This Giggly Squad episode is a vibrant, sprawling mix of pop culture critique, personal tales, and comedic takes on the micro-dramas of modern womanhood. Hannah and Paige excel at using their own quirks—and societal fixations—to both entertain and lightly roast the world around them, reminding listeners to “decenter” age, embrace their own festival fears, and never let anyone police their fashion or their food order.

Transcript

[Host]

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[Paige]

Gary, fix your WI fi.

[Hannah]

Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

[Host]

I mean, the day just got away from me.

[Hannah]

Hello, Governor Gigglers. Oh, shoot. I messed it up.

[Paige]

You thought about it too much.

[Hannah]

We have so much to talk about.

[Paige]

Do we?

[Hannah]

Well, you're already going with the fair. Let's go.

[Paige]

One thing. I want to compliment you and then I want to call you out. What do you want first?

[Hannah]

Oh, I'm so scared right now. I literally just got off a plane. I can't deal with this right now.

[Paige]

I forgot about it last week.

[Hannah]

Okay, start with the positive.

[Paige]

That's so you. Wait, that's so you. And I would say the opposite. I don't know.

[Hannah]

Well, yeah. Cause I'm like, I'll be on a high. My Uber driver today told Me that I have great energy. And I was like, I'm good for a week. Oh, that's so nice. And I said, thank you. That compliment my day. And he goes, you shouldn't let other people affect your day that much. Oh, I said, okay, Mel Robbins, okay.

[Paige]

He builds you up to beat you down. I like it.

[Hannah]

Typical man.

[Paige]

Okay, my compliment is you were right. It's all about wired headphones. Like, I don't know, I don't add

[Hannah]

it to the docket.

[Paige]

I think I'm going through a phase where like my AirPods are never charged. I can't find the other one. Where even are they? Where's the case? And plugging your headphones into your phone just makes the most sense.

[Hannah]

And you also, like, you just trust it. It's you just old school manual electronics. It's like putting a VHS in, you know it's gonna play. Okay.

[Paige]

There's something just, it's, it's a moment between you and your phone. You're connected.

[Hannah]

I understand if you're like doing crazy workouts and stuff, which we're not doing. Totally, but totally. Okay. That was like kind of a compliment. What's. Okay, what's the negative?

[Paige]

Your husband actually informed me of this. You were there and he said that sometimes if you're hungry and you're gonna order Ubereats or order food, you just order. You don't take into consideration who's in the room, who's in the home if they're hungry. It's like one for. What is the saying all for one and one for all.

[Hannah]

Okay, that's a one sided story.

[Paige]

Okay.

[Hannah]

It's one of those things in relationship where like it happened once. And you know what it was? It's cause I order from this coffee shop that he doesn't like. So it's like he wakes up at 6:00am so it's like 10:30am I'm doing whatever and I'm like, oh shoot, I want to get like a frittata or something and some coffee. And it comes. And he's like, you didn't ask me if I want anything. And I'm like, you don't like this place? And he's like, but you should just ask me. It's like typical marriage.

[Paige]

Okay, I would like to apologize to you because the way he told the story, that's crazy. It was as if you were ordering steak dinners for one.

[Hannah]

I always know what I'm in the mood for. And he's very chill. Like, I'll be like, I want sushi. And he's like, let's go.

[Paige]

I'm very. We don't. Hey, we don't have to order from the same place.

[Hannah]

Well, that's my thing. Yeah, there's been some Uber times where he's like, oh, I really don't want Mexican. And I'm like, I feel like a pregnant lady. If I don't get quesadillas to the face right now, I'm gonna get. I'm going to become a monster. So then I was like, you order Chinese, I order Mexican. And he was like, we're having dinner together. And I'm like, you know, it's crazy. Uber eats doesn't. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter as long as we

[Paige]

order it at the same time.

[Hannah]

It's crazy that you think we're sitting down to eat at a dinner table. We're watching TV on Netflix, like, right?

[Paige]

So did you watch that documentary of the.

[Hannah]

The profit thing?

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

You know what's crazy? I can't get myself to click on it because I'm just so over. Like, I just can't with these men. Men?

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Like, it's a story that's been told.

[Paige]

Oh, you have to watch it. Because I think the craziest part was that this. This husband and wife that basically infiltrated this group had so much footage and documentation of all the bad stuff this guy was doing. And it took the next years. Years. They're like, well, then the FBI got involved, and they were like, no, we still need, like, more evidence.

[Hannah]

Well, the cult thing is there. They're always like, then why'd you guys stay? And they don't understand that. It's like, emotional manipulation.

[Paige]

Hi.

[Hannah]

Quick chess update. Oh, also, I was.

[Paige]

Must we.

[Hannah]

I was texting. I was. Girls have been coming out the woodwork. Cause all the girls, either they're like ex girlfriends or have friends who know Magnus or girls who dated.

[Paige]

You got in with Magnus's ex.

[Hannah]

I'm so in right now. And they're all. All DMing me, and I'm, like, sending it to Dez. Okay, so people who know Magnus claim that Magnus thinks there were people in the audience. That's how he was cheating. But then I got a direct line from one of Hans ex girlfriends.

[Paige]

No, like, this is the tea that you'd be in.

[Hannah]

She says, I'm a giggler. Inside scoop. I know Hans ex girlfriend. She says, even she doesn't know if he cheated, But I quote, if anyone would, it would be him. After they broke up, she sold all the jewelry. He bought her for $1 each on Instagram Story. Okay. I don't really know what that meant.

[Paige]

I went to middle school with a kid named Hans. I remember he was bilingual. They sat me next to him during Spanish class. Huge mistake. He did all my Spanish for me

[Hannah]

and shout out, hans, thank you for supporting women in the arts.

[Paige]

I remember he had a really nice home and a really pretty mom. That's, like, all I remember from middle school.

[Hannah]

I wonder where he is.

[Paige]

I knew all the pretty moms in middle school.

[Hannah]

Speaking of finding people.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Have you ever seen a girl on Instagram who has, like, a beautiful nose job? Like, you see it, you know it's a nose job, but it's really good. Yeah. And then you're like, now I have to scroll to see what her nose looked before to be like. Was it a slight?

[Paige]

See, I like when they make it their personality because the video's pinned.

[Hannah]

See this girl, this girl. I was like, I'mma find it.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

So this is what I'm doing. When does like. And I'm like, I'm working, scrolling on my phone. So I go all the way back to her Instagram. It starts in 2021.

[Paige]

So this.

[Hannah]

She took out all of that. So I said, you know what? I'm not quitting. I go on Facebook. I try to find her on Facebook. I'm like, I will find.

[Paige]

My God. Even new Facebook.

[Hannah]

Random girl. Don't know this girl. She doesn't know me. I just sometimes hyper fixate on things. Look, sorry, I want to have a purpose.

[Paige]

Yeah, sorry that you wanted to see a before and after.

[Hannah]

So I'm on Facebook, navigating, and then I see a recommendation for a friend. That's Bishop. I wasn't friends with my husband on Facebook. Isn't that crazy? It's like, of the time where, like, we weren't using Facebook.

[Paige]

Actually, not crazy.

[Hannah]

Well, then I friend requested him, and I was like, can you accept my friend request? And then I'm like, what photos do you have on there? And he's like, I don't know. And I'm like, well, you better clean them up, because I'm in a scrolling mood today. So anyway, doesn't I have friends on Facebook? I poked him. Which, by the way, creepy. And like, what happened to consent?

[Paige]

Yeah, what happened to hi, how are you? No one send a message, A poke, the bare minimum.

[Hannah]

No one cared about consent in the 2000s.

[Paige]

Have you seen any of the Masters Discourse?

[Hannah]

All I know is I was busy working this weekend. My last weekend, North Carolina the tour's over. Hulu Special is coming. Everyone get.

[Paige]

Do you feel such a sense of relief?

[Hannah]

I was really sad. You are, like, going to the venue. I was really sad because I was. I was. You're just like, I'm not gonna do this again until I write a whole new hour. And took me, like, two years to put it together. But do you remember, like, our last tour show in Salt Lake City when, like, we never had a problem with the tech? And then the last show, there was, like, a. Oh, yeah. And we took it as, like, a sign. I went up to do the God mic. I started speaking in it, and no one was reacting, but it sounded like it was on. And I was, like, looking at Gabby, who was with me, and I was like, what's going on? This crowd, like, isn't reacting to my voice. And they realized the audio wasn't going to the crowd. But I was like, that's a sign. Maybe the universe is.

[Paige]

I remember our last show when I was. I was ready. We know I had packed it in mentally and physically.

[Hannah]

We. So Des was telling me about the Masters. He was rooting for Rory.

[Paige]

Not about that. I could give a shit. Oh, I thought, I'm with the girls gossip. And I don't care who won. I don't even care who was playing. Anyway, so they invited some influencers to the Masters this year, okay. And people were livid. So they invite these influencers. And people were mad, one, that there were influencers there, and two, on how they were dressed. I want to, like, watch what I say because I don't feel that passionate about it. But also, I'm kind of like, okay, so the. The number one thing people were mad about was that they kept. See, kept being like, this tournament's been around for 90 years and have some respect on it. And, like, you should be wearing, like, blah, blah, blah outfits. And I've seen so many short skirts and shorts and blah, blah, And I'm like, it's like, okay, it's been around for 90 years. I can respect that. You couldn't go even 15 years. Like, they didn't even let women. I don't think women still can go.

[Hannah]

Women, like, aren't allowed to play at most super, super fancy clubs. Yes.

[Paige]

I'm like, okay, yes, we're respecting the game. The boys have been playing for 90.

[Hannah]

No. They're basically saying, this is a boys club.

[Paige]

Yeah. Like, how dare you come now? I did look at a couple of the girls outfits that were influencers there also. Obviously someone that works for The Masters and the PGA said, hey, let's. Let's hire a couple of influencers to come. So why would you be mad at the influencer for accepting and going?

[Hannah]

Thousands of people in horrible outfits watching the Masters. What's wrong with a couple girls?

[Paige]

Should they say no? Like, oh, my God, no, we can't go. It'll be disrespectful. I don't.

[Hannah]

Also, it's not disrespectful to show your thighs. Sorry.

[Paige]

Oh, and then I thought I was crazy.

[Hannah]

Coachella, they're just wearing skipper skirt golf suits.

[Paige]

I was like, this feels very trad wifey. Like, like, oh, my God, how get them banned? So I went. I went to the girls in, like, tick tock that they were, like, complaining about. I already follow her. Cute girl, like, always has cute outfits on, always makes, like, cute little videos. And I look at her outfit. Now when I see her outfit, my only critique maybe was like, oh, maybe it was a little casual. She had, like, a Chanel.

[Hannah]

Okay, like, she's wearing Chanel. I'm, I'm good top on.

[Paige]

She had a sweater over her shoulders and she had little white shorts. Maybe if she put, like, a white miniskirt on, they would have been less offended. No, they would have been lessened. I did not see her ass cheek at all.

[Hannah]

Do you see what the dads are wearing watching the masters?

[Paige]

Then? I keep watching the girls making videos being like, it's so disrespectful to.

[Hannah]

So girls are making videos.

[Paige]

Yes. And I. And it's such a specific type of girl. And look, it just felt so, like, utopian. Like, you guys are all gonna make videos calling out these influencers for getting to go to the masters because you don't like their outfits. Because it's disrespectful to who the boys. Like, it's disrespectful to the game of golf. I don't think anyone gave a fuck. It is playing.

[Hannah]

It is very pick me to be like, that's disrespectful to wear that. What? Like they're gonna distract Rory McElroy? I might tell a quick, very quick story.

[Paige]

Yes.

[Hannah]

Because I have a lot of opinions on golf, which, by the way, I'm very good at it. So if any boyfriends are listening, I know what I'm talking about. I had a 15 handicap back in my day.

[Paige]

Also, this pimple is ruining my life. And for like, two weeks, we both have a pimple. And I called today to get it injected. And she was like, sorry, I know.

[Hannah]

Something so mean. Yeah, I saw it brewing last week.

[Paige]

That is me.

[Hannah]

I saw it like.

[Paige]

No, it's, it's Ben.

[Hannah]

And I knew it was gonna be one that, like, was gonna be.

[Paige]

There's like two heads on it.

[Hannah]

I knew it was gonna ruin.

[Paige]

Wait, no, it's ruining.

[Hannah]

Can I say something, though?

[Paige]

Sure.

[Hannah]

When you have a pimple, I'm humble. You forget about all you actually. Yes. But you forget about all your other problems and you put it all into your pimple. And I actually think you kind of enjoy it because you wake up and you go, it's the pimple that's ruining my life. God forbid you actually address, like internal demons going on.

[Paige]

No, it's going to be my skin. No, I'm having a bad skin. You know what? It's crazy. It's like women really, like, I have one good week a month. We have one good week a month. Right now in my specific week, I'm. I hate my skin.

[Hannah]

Are you pre. Are you PMSing?

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Yeah. How about yes?

[Paige]

How about always? I feel like I'm just always PMSing.

[Hannah]

So. When I was a golf.

[Paige]

The other day, a man asked me what menopause was. I had to walk away. I.

[Hannah]

It's not our job to educate you. Read a book. Like page.

[Paige]

Okay.

[Hannah]

So when I was like, I think I was like 12 and we show up, we like golfed on Shelter Island.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

I was wearing a tennis skirt to golf because, like, I'm not buying, like, it's all skirts. Whatever.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

And I play a sport with it. I'm not wearing a Coachella skirt. Which, by the way, they're allowed to. It's belts. So my dad gets pulled aside and they're like, hey, she can't wear that skirt. It's too short.

[Paige]

How old are you? 12.

[Hannah]

Okay. And my dad's like, that's. That's a Nike tennis skirt. And she's 12. And they were like, it has to be like right by the knee. So they're basically like, you have to dress in like an old lady, like, long skirt.

[Paige]

It's very proud wifey. Like, why? Because you're going to distract the. No, that's like with your knees.

[Hannah]

Was like, you're saying that you're. You're sexualizing my 12 year old daughter right now because she's wearing a tennis. And like, you know me. It wasn't a girly tennis skirt. It was like a navy blue plain tennis skirt with a collared shirt.

[Paige]

I felt like the mean girl's mom. I saw the girl's TikTok. I go, adorable. She's adorable.

[Hannah]

So the fact that people saying that you're you showing skin is disrespectful is basically saying that women's sexuality is, like, dirty or inappropriate. Like, everyone used to be walking around like fucking virgins all the time. Which, by the way, virginity is a construct.

[Paige]

Like, okay, the one of the influencers that was there, Wishbone kitchen, a Hampton

[Hannah]

suite, I mean, had a professional chef,

[Paige]

had a pleated mini skirt on a sweater. Like, in. I don't think she was one of the girls. I was getting called out for her outfit. But, like, the outfits weren't insane. Like, no one was showing up in, like, tube tops. Even the players. Wives, I guess, get, like, way more than, like, other sports. And it's very interesting because it's like, at any other sporting event, there's gonna be influencers there. That's just, like, what the world is. And also, I feel like if you're mad that influencers are at this event, like, the world evolves and it changes. Fifty years ago, you wouldn't have even been allowed to go to the event. Now, now influencers are allowed. It's like. It's just so bizarre. And also, obviously, there's a team of people that work there that are like, let's try and get some younger generation eyes on inside the event. Like, maybe. And it's not all because they want tickets or they want people to, like, bid for tickets or whatever. It's just awareness of the sport. And that's what influencers do.

[Hannah]

Not to be a mom, but jealousy is a disease. Gut will soon.

[Paige]

Okay. That's how I felt watching the videos. I felt like the influencers because I don't know the one girl, her name's Abby. I don't know how much younger she is than me, but in my head, maybe she's like 28. But in my head, she's like 25 years old. And I'm like, all these people are being mean about her outfit because they're jealous. Like, don't. Then show me your trad wife dress and be like, see, this is what you should have worn. Okay, Maybe if you're in your 60s. This girl's, like, in her 20s. She's wearing a white miniskirt.

[Hannah]

I want to challenge people to. We already have decentered men. If you haven't, buy the book. But I want us to also work on decentering your age.

[Paige]

I saw this on TikTok.

[Hannah]

Did you see that? TikTok? They were. I didn't watch it. But I decentering age was powerful because. Yeah, yeah, there's moments where I'm so bad at it. You're. You're really bad at it. I don't want to call you out, but this was pointed. This is for you. I like to approach things and say, this is for the gigglers, but really it's for you. Cause you.

[Paige]

We're all gonna start group therapy.

[Hannah]

You put it really strong with your identity. Where I feel like age, I have a pimple.

[Paige]

And now my best friend is gonna name things that I always do.

[Hannah]

But you've called yourself out on it. You were like, when I turn 30, I'm gonna kill myself. And then you were like, I actually never felt better. So I'm like, we could have avoided all of that if you weren't so hyper focused on your age.

[Paige]

Sorry, I'd like to have a five year plan. And when I was turning 30, I didn't. It was really stressing me out, I do think. But no, I do. I put a lot of like onus on my age.

[Hannah]

Yeah. So I, I'm just, I'm just putting that out there to free to work on.

[Paige]

Okay.

[Hannah]

Add it to the list.

[Paige]

One more thing about the masters thing too.

[Hannah]

Yes.

[Paige]

Okay, say I'm totally wrong and say like all the influencers were disrespecting the sport and their outfits were trashy and classless and blah blah, blah. When something like this happens, this. The amount of people that are not content creators that then feel okay to make videos because it feels, it almost feels like this group mentality of like, oh, it's okay to hate on this one subject because everyone's hating on it. Let me get some views. And so then I felt like it started to be like, do you guys, Are you guys actually that mad that a bunch of like 25 year olds went to. Or do you just see that it's

[Hannah]

getting discourse and you want views on your own?

[Paige]

Yeah. Like, is it really upsetting your day that like a girl wore a white skirt to the master?

[Hannah]

Also, whatever happened to like seeing someone getting bullied by a lot of people and being like, hey, let's not do that. Like, whatever happened, I loved in school if you saw people bullying someone.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Being like, hey, not okay. Yeah, that was cool.

[Paige]

Yes.

[Hannah]

That was cool of you to say. I'm not jumping on the bandwagon. Cause it's really easy for you guys all to gang up on one person right now. But I digress. I'm not gonna live through my middle school trauma okay.

[Paige]

My other TikTok discourse that I've been seeing is about Coachella.

[Hannah]

Coachella. I am enjoying the people. Non influencers doing content. Cause that's fun. It's like, show me the real experience, the camping.

[Paige]

Oh, no, you got me fucked up. This is what I mean when I'm like, I'm not traveling outside my home to see a concert. I don't care how much you love someone. I'm not. I'm not walking to the shower trailer. If the words shower trailer are, like, introduced to me, I'm not going.

[Hannah]

Also, people are like, well, Hannah, you don't do drugs. That's why you don't get it.

[Paige]

It's on

[Hannah]

if I'm fucked up.

[Paige]

If I had a nickel for every situation we've been in, I've been like,

[Host]

you don't do drugs.

[Paige]

You don't get it.

[Hannah]

But I'm saying if I'm fucked up. On Molly.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

I want to be in the comfort of a place that I know where the bathroom is, that I know where my friends are. I don't want to be high as a kite losing my friends. Crazy music, dark. There's dust in my.

[Paige]

Like, no, I couldn't do the dust.

[Hannah]

I'd immediately call 911.

[Paige]

Like, and I'm sensitive.

[Hannah]

I would go straight to the hospital, wherever the nurse station is, I would just go there.

[Paige]

We would be at the infirmary. We would. We'd be like, where is first aid here?

[Hannah]

I would call the police on myself once they take me away.

[Paige]

Like, I think I'm going to pass out. I haven't eaten all day.

[Hannah]

But I love watching other people have fun and loving something, even if I'm not capable of that. We have to discuss Justin.

[Paige]

Yes.

[Hannah]

So I'm getting blown up. Everyone's forwarding me how someone made a funny Instagram. Being like, every man, deep down just wants to show you YouTube videos. Yeah. And I'm. I'm a Belieber.

[Paige]

When he, like, got big, he looked like a child. So I never.

[Hannah]

I just was like, this kid's so talented now.

[Paige]

I mean, as a grown adult, I'm like, he has such swag now.

[Hannah]

Let me say I fully understand him blowing up on YouTube and him turning to look at his older self and singing like it was. It's so powerful, and it truly is art. Like, he's. That's his art performance. He was showing some random YouTube that I think he just got a little carried away with, like, the Gotti joke and stuff. That was YouTube waterboarding.

[Paige]

I wasn't offended though at all by his performance. Now did I laugh when people were comparing him and Sabrina Carpenter? Like, totally. But I would argue that if like Lady Gaga got up there and like laid on the ground, I would be like, that's art.

[Hannah]

Do you think if Taylor Swift did

[Paige]

that, would people be upset? No, I think people would love it. I think people would love it because her real Swifties would be like, do you know how like connected that made us feel? Like we were in her bedroom just like watching YouTube videos. But here's the thing. If I'm going to a Justin Bieber concert, I, I'm not expecting like a full dance routine.

[Hannah]

Even though he is a great dancer.

[Paige]

Changes.

[Hannah]

He is a great dancer. But yeah, that's not, it's like going to see Beyonce and she doesn't dance and she doesn't have incredible dancers behind her. You'd be like, you'd feel tricked. Where like Justin, it's, I understood it and I thought it was beautiful. But it did remind me a little of like stand up comedy where like, like a man will shoot his special in a sweatshirt in like whatever suit he is lying around, no hair, makeup. And like, I wish I could do that where like I have to get a stylist. Hair and makeup, hours and hours, wearing heels, like all. There's just more that goes into presenting yourself as a woman.

[Paige]

My equivalent to that is like going on vacation with your significant other. Like, because I feel like you're in such a confined space and you really like see the steps and their routine and the lack thereof in men. Like their biggest thing is ironing something.

[Hannah]

But you know what you said about how he has swag and half the

[Paige]

time they delegate it to you. Now that's one thing. I don't do laundry. Yeah. I won't like iron something for. So I'm like, do mine.

[Hannah]

I actually, I bought one of those like ironers that are, I don't know. I bought an iron. DEZ loves ironing. It's like his thing, send him my stuff. Cuz he, he likes like suits.

[Paige]

That's why I had to get a steamer closet. I'm like, if I don't like ironing and you don't like it, but what

[Hannah]

you said about Justin having confidence and swag, that's what we need to channel. Like have the confidence to do a Coachella set in a sweatshirt. And you're so fucking good, you're so iconic that you can just show old photos of yourself and people lose their fucking minds. And that's the Confidence that I want women to have.

[Paige]

Here's the other thing. I think people are being tough on him to. He's. He's been famous for so long. Like, he's done the big performances. Like, this was a new.

[Hannah]

That is such a great point. Sabrina Carpenter is on the up.

[Paige]

Yeah. It's not like this was his.

[Hannah]

She's establishing herself.

[Paige]

Yes.

[Host]

Correct.

[Paige]

He.

[Hannah]

That was almost like a. A lifetime achievement.

[Paige]

Yeah. That was almost like let's take a trip down memory we lane. Farewell tour by.

[Hannah]

Yes. Yes. And he's experimenting with his vibes. I thought that his Grammy performance. Was it the Grammys. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Whatever.

[Paige]

His last performance does not act like something fucked up didn't happen to him. So I'm in the realm of, like, he can do whatever he wants as far as I'm concerned.

[Hannah]

Like, she must be so proud of him.

[Paige]

I think she's definitely so proud of him. But I give her so much credit.

[Hannah]

The hate she's had to go through

[Paige]

for continuing to do her own thing. Like, she does not have road because of him. Like, she. Okay. Does she have like some of her fame because of him? Like, yeah, of course. But she's also friends with a ton of famous people. She was always going to be famous.

[Hannah]

She financially set herself up to be independent and. Okay.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Like, it just felt like she's dealt with so much bullshit in that relationship because of how famous they are.

[Paige]

Well, it feels like they've had to grow up really quickly.

[Hannah]

Yeah. And just. I'll never forget her being like, I don't say anything to anyone. I don't do anything. Like when I go back to when we met, she was getting crucified and I. You couldn't. I couldn't even tell you why.

[Host]

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[Hannah]

Speaking of men, I don't know if I should tell the full story because it's kind of gross.

[Paige]

Who's it about?

[Hannah]

Okay, It's a friend of a friend.

[Paige]

Okay.

[Hannah]

She said that she just got out of a really hard relationship and she met this guy who she's really into, except.

[Paige]

Love it. I'm gonna put some lip gloss on because I'm just like. My lips are a little dry.

[Hannah]

I don't know if you're gonna want to put liquid on your mouth during this, but he likes to spit in her mouth.

[Paige]

Okay.

[Hannah]

And he did it the first time, like, without asking. Like, he just kind of did it. And she was like, maybe that was just a moment, like, in the heat of the moment. And then the next time, he did it again. And then she was like, I don't want to kink shame him. And then I was like, what if it's your kink, though, to not be spat at? Like, what. That's what you're into. Please don't spit on me. I'm not getting into details. But it's like he's. It's a real. It's a real spit, and then, like, a real. It's a loogie.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Paige]

A real hawktuing.

[Hannah]

And I gagged. It's. He's hawktoeing.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

So. So, like, these are the options. You think he's your soulmate, but he does this. Do you just say, you gotta stop? Do you say, you can do this, but you have to just, like, pay a prostitute and do it with her on the side?

[Paige]

Please do not give this problem to some other girl.

[Hannah]

No. At least let her financially benefit from it.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Or thirdly, you go, hey, birthdays and holidays. Yeah, I'll let you do your little freaky things to me.

[Paige]

Totally.

[Hannah]

But you hate it. Like, you don't like it. Or do you realize I don't care if I like this guy in other areas? I can't deal with this. He's not my soulmate.

[Paige]

I'm finding it.

[Hannah]

And her soulmate's even real.

[Paige]

Oh, my God. I don't know. It's asked us. Well, it does unsubscribe from my face. I think it all depends on how much you like this guy.

[Hannah]

I thought you could say it all depends on how much spit he's spitting. She's like, what kind of spit?

[Paige]

Well, you guys, look, if there's a night and you're both like, oh, my God, we're five cocktails in, it's so passionate, and, like, you're doing weird kinky stuff, like, okay, maybe but like a Tuesday night after, you just watch, like, the new Jon Hamm show. Like, I don't know if I want spit in my mouth.

[Hannah]

You know, when you. You like a guy, but there's things that kind of turn you off in bed about him.

[Paige]

Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off. I feel like a lot of times the things guys do because they're so. They are so dumb. They're only doing them because they think you actually like it.

[Hannah]

One girl they dated once, or they

[Paige]

watch some video where they did that, and like, the girl was like, oh, my God, I really like it. And they don't realize it's acting. Men with porn are like females to reality tv. They can't understand that it's not real.

[Hannah]

And then they reenact it in their real life. And you're like, that's not how it actually happened.

[Paige]

There was actually so many conversations before

[Hannah]

this that you didn't see.

[Paige]

There's contracts, there's lawyers.

[Hannah]

Also, there was foreplay that they didn't show. There were a lot of conversations that didn't lead to.

[Paige]

There's cameras, there's lights, there's producers.

[Hannah]

Yeah, she didn't just come. Also, it wasn't that good. It wasn't that bad. Okay.

[Paige]

It's like, are we getting an Emmy? No, but it was a solid performance.

[Hannah]

Oh, my God. That is genius. That's literally genius.

[Paige]

What were we even saying?

[Hannah]

Well, I was thinking I wasn't gonna say the guy.

[Paige]

So I think that if you really don't like it, like, this is a non negotiable for me. I don't. I think you should feel comfortable enough to be like, hey, I don't. I'm not really into it because, you don't know, he might be like, oh, I'm not really even into that either. Like, okay, I have a small story.

[Hannah]

Please.

[Paige]

One time I was talking about this guy, and I don't know if.

[Hannah]

Wires got crossed, tubes were tied, little misquotation.

[Paige]

What happened. But not hard. I mean, not rough.

[Hannah]

This is the time you fainted. Sorry, I can't keep track. Continue. Kim desorb was at home. Like, Paige.

[Paige]

That was one time. And I was safe. But anyway, that's a story for a different day. He lightly, like, hit my face. Like, lightly. And I looked at him and he

[Hannah]

looked at me, and I was like, I don't know. And he was like, totally.

[Paige]

I didn't know either. I felt like. And I was like, I feel like I'm good on it. And he was like, and so am I. I didn't know.

[Hannah]

Like, good. Like, no, thank you.

[Paige]

No, thank you.

[Hannah]

I love how he's like, sorry, you just had a slappable face.

[Paige]

But also, for a second, I was like.

[Hannah]

And he tried it out.

[Paige]

We better not. And I was like, we shouldn't.

[Hannah]

That at least was actually really communicative. This guy's out here just spitting.

[Paige]

Also, I think you got a problem on your hand. Yeah.

[Hannah]

And I don't wanna kink shame, but I do think it could be worth it to be.

[Paige]

Kinks are for girls.

[Hannah]

Kinks are for girls. Cause it's safer coming from them.

[Paige]

Yeah. And that's it. That's the only argument you need.

[Hannah]

Also, why. Why aren't girls out here, like, slapping and choking men?

[Paige]

I didn't know they are. I mean, there's a whole world of,

[Hannah]

like, dominatrix, incredible, which is basically what I do in my standup comedy show, just verbally. But do you think it's worth maybe him talking to someone to see, like, where it stems from? And then maybe he'll lose, like, the attraction to it when he realizes he's just, like, thinking about his mom or something?

[Paige]

Where would that stem from?

[Hannah]

Well, kinks are funny because it could be anything. It could be a strong wind on a summer's day.

[Paige]

Like, where did it start? Like, spitting in someone's mouth. I feel like it just started, like, 10 years ago. I feel like I.

[Hannah]

It is funny how some kinks are trendy, because I guess you hear about

[Paige]

it, because, like, in high school, I feel like I heard about the time, like, oh, she gave him a hand job with her foot. I was like, what?

[Hannah]

There's a lot of, like, where.

[Paige]

I was like, that's not a thing.

[Hannah]

There's a lot of dick slapping. I feel like in middle school. No, middle school.

[Paige]

High school.

[Hannah]

High school. What?

[Paige]

Not where I'm from. We waited till college.

[Hannah]

Also, no one knew what the they were doing.

[Paige]

No one knew what they were doing.

[Hannah]

It was crazy. And the girls, we weren't. We didn't know what's going on. And no one was actually getting fingered correctly. But I digress. Oh, you know, we never discuss about men. You ever go on a date with a guy and he's, like, totally cool. You're like, this guy's awesome. And you, like, go back to your place and you, like, start kissing him, and then he gets those, like, crazy eyes. Have you ever been with a man who has, like, crazy eyes where, like, during sex they become, like, ravenous and you're Like, I don't know who this man is. And then you're like, I'm out. Like, you're freaking me out. Like, some guys turn like Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when they have. Like. I'm like, where did you go? Yeah, like, where are you?

[Paige]

I've only had one instance where a guy, like, I didn't realize, but there was a mirror behind me. And, like, I kept seeing him, like,

[Hannah]

You, like, about yourself. You. Hey, mirrors are for girls. I was like, hello?

[Paige]

He kept. He would bite his bottom lip and, like, look in the mirror. And I was like, I think we're done here. Like, thank you so much for your time.

[Hannah]

I just know sometimes when guys start getting into sex mode, they, like, change sometimes. And I'm like, where'd you go? Who is this man? This is not the man I was on a date with.

[Paige]

I haven't, like, fully felt that. I feel like that's.

[Hannah]

Well, I feel like also, you're very focused on yourself.

[Paige]

Totally.

[Hannah]

So I feel like you wouldn't notice because I changed. Oh, God.

[Paige]

As long as they're looking at me, I don't care.

[Hannah]

Do you remember the penis game?

[Paige]

No. This is a very sexual episode.

[Hannah]

You never played penis game?

[Paige]

Like, where you have to yell penis? Yeah. Yeah.

[Hannah]

How did that. I never really popular.

[Paige]

I never really played, though.

[Hannah]

Yeah, that's not page coded.

[Paige]

Like, in, like, eighth grade when people were, like, doing it in class, I was, like, juvenile.

[Hannah]

Like, it was, like, in New York City. It almost wasn't fun because, like, you could literally do anything in New York City and no one looked right.

[Paige]

Like, you said, a young penis.

[Hannah]

And everyone's like, I know, that's just

[Paige]

a Tuesday outside the building.

[Hannah]

10am on a Tuesday in the Lower east side.

[Paige]

You know, we didn't talk about. Did you see that Lena Dunham did a podcast with the New York Times. Like, did, like, an interview with the New York Times.

[Hannah]

I did see clips from that.

[Paige]

I just feel like people don't give her enough credit. And people were so mean to her when she came out with girls. She was talking about how she, like, didn't understand why people hated her so much. Like, why she annoyed people so much.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

And she said she was talking to her, like, best friend, and her friend was like, lena, you've, like, annoyed people since we were in kindergarten. Like, and she was like, oh, yeah. Like, I've been annoying for years. But it's because she's inquisitive. She's asking questions. She's creative. Like, girls was her show if she had a different idea, like, people really were so mean to her. And she said one of the number one things was people could not understand her body. And she was like. And mind you, I was 26 years old. Like, I was just existing. And the biggest thing was, like, she would never hook up with that guy, like, looking the way she looks. And that wasn't that long ago.

[Hannah]

Also, let's be honest. When you're a funny girl, you could anyone you want.

[Paige]

Totally.

[Hannah]

And she was quirky and funny and interesting, and she had cool tattoos.

[Paige]

Also, Girls was, I think, so the show of our generation. I have not seen a show that depicts what some female personalities are so.

[Hannah]

Well, so funny.

[Paige]

Who would you be on the show?

[Hannah]

Oh, I guess Hannah.

[Paige]

It's so funny because I feel like I'd be Marnie.

[Hannah]

You're 1,000% Marnie, and I'm 1,000% Hannah. Oh, my God.

[Paige]

I'm like, it's about me right now.

[Hannah]

Except you would never do a song. That would be me.

[Paige]

I would never do a song. But, like, I totally will get back with my heroin boyfriend for, like, 24 hours.

[Hannah]

Yeah. I thought Jessa was the coolest thing. Like, Jessa could do no wrong in my book.

[Paige]

Except then when she ends up with Adam.

[Hannah]

Yeah. That.

[Paige]

Which was crazy. That I can't.

[Hannah]

There's more men in the city. There's too many men in the city

[Paige]

for you to do that. I can't believe that was the ending. That, like, really upset me, by the way.

[Hannah]

Her body was, like, gorgeous. And, like, her confidence in general of just, like, putting herself out there creatively in so many different ways is, like, insane.

[Paige]

Well, it's also just the sheer intelligence that she had. Like, to be able to articulate to an entire demographic and generation exactly what they're living through is.

[Hannah]

And then to have the next generation for it to hold up.

[Paige]

Yeah. And be like, I'm really.

[Hannah]

And you know what's even sadder is that she had, like, see serious depression and mental problems after she had the biggest hit show.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

At a young age. So it's like she did what she thought she needed to do to be happy, and it, like, really her up.

[Paige]

Yeah. Which is so crazy.

[Hannah]

Anyway, we love.

[Paige]

But anyway.

[Hannah]

I love you, Lena.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Shout out.

[Paige]

Just such a big fan of her.

[Hannah]

Oh, I have an Addison Rae take.

[Paige]

Okay.

[Hannah]

Everyone keeps coming for her about, like, she's trying to be Britney. She's trying to be Britney. I think just throwing it out there. I think she should shift her inspo to more, like, Marilyn Monroe. Because I actually feel like there's a connection with her and Marilyn Monroe in a way that, like, Marilyn Monroe came up, like, doing calendars and like, things that no one would respect, like, as a model. And then she started to break into Hollywood and they still didn't want to respect her, even though she was talented and beautiful. And they also have, like, similar bodies where they're both, like, voluptuous and like, you just. They look gorgeous.

[Paige]

Why are people so mean to her?

[Hannah]

I mean, let's start from. Where do you want to begin?

[Paige]

Because she came from TikTok?

[Hannah]

Like, yeah, because people, when they think people don't deserve what they got, but then it's like they're mad at Nepo babies. So I'm like, you can't start from TikTok. You can't start from that. Oh, you want the gatekeepers of Hollywood to have picked her?

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Like, I love someone who comes from anything, anywhere, anywhere. I love people who come, people who came. She had a really good Coachella performance.

[Paige]

I also, like, I don't know if this is just me, but totally. I love talking about, like, different discourse and, like, different opinions that people have and who sides on whatever. But I'm sorry, once the person is one year younger than me, I don't care. I don't care. Because, like, how are grown women getting on the Internet and. And doing full dissertations on whether or not Addison Rae deserves to be at Coachella? Oh, my God. Do yourself a favor and, like, read a book.

[Hannah]

Kind of like fighting with. Read one. Read one book. Read a book, Read a book.

[Paige]

It's like, imagine a gaylord. DMD was like, I feel as though you've fallen off from reading because you haven't brought it up. She's like, I really, really.

[Host]

Okay.

[Hannah]

Someone has to keep you accountable. So it's like fighting with your 25 year old self. Like, would. Can you imagine trying to fight with your 25 year old self? I'd just be like, you need a hug? Like, give me a hug and it'll be okay.

[Paige]

No, that's why, like, with the whole Masters thing, it was like a lot of, like, adult women being like, it's so disrespectful what they're wearing. And it's like, is it that disrespectful? Like, to what, some 90 year old man who cares?

[Hannah]

Back to me. Yeah, I want to be able to do a split.

[Paige]

I felt this coming and I know

[Hannah]

I joked about before that I'd be intolerable if I do A split.

[Paige]

But, like, I believe in you so hard, especially because you believe I could have a pixie cut. There's. In no situation you will ever be able to do a split, because I know you.

[Hannah]

You know what happened? I saw Hannah Einbinder, who I love, do a split during some, like, talk at a theater. Okay.

[Paige]

And did Hannah Einbinder play tennis for the amount of years that you played?

[Hannah]

She's a cheerleader.

[Paige]

Okay. And does she have your hip flexors? No.

[Hannah]

And, you know, I've been watching a ton of Drag Race, and they do all these splits, Hannah, and I'm like,

[Paige]

you're gonna hurt yourself.

[Hannah]

Well, I don't think genetically it's, like, possible. But then you know how I like to find, like, the hardest thing ever and be like, should I do it? Like, imagine if I could do a split. Like, how cool would I be?

[Paige]

You know? I bought a spirit splits machine.

[Hannah]

You did this behind my back? Oh, wait, no, you told me.

[Paige]

Yeah, I had it. Like, where is it? I don't know. But anyway, can you do a split? No, but, like, do you think if

[Hannah]

you stretch for, like, three months, you could do a split?

[Paige]

Not a middle split, but if I stretch for three months, could I do a one, like, one side split? Yeah, probably.

[Hannah]

See, my thing is, I. I will never do a middle split. I wasn't even considering that. Yeah, Like, I want to do normal split, but, like, fall down into it. Like, like.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

And from.

[Paige]

That's really hard.

[Hannah]

No, I know. From the Giggler's perspective. I want to know girls who can do that. Do you not have lower back pain because you're, like, so flexible? Because I feel like if I did splits, I think it would save my life.

[Paige]

Explain the saving your life part.

[Hannah]

I think it would help. Like, my whole body would be less tight.

[Paige]

I think it would be really good for you to, like, stretch as if you're trying to accomplish a split.

[Hannah]

Yeah, because, like, reach for the moon, hit the stars. I mean, like, obvious. Like, my pussy will always be, like, too tight. But, like, that's something I just have to deal with.

[Paige]

This is a different part of.

[Hannah]

That's a different thing. And, like, your ear canals or whatever. Do you want to know what my new obsession is? Besides splits? Yep. Female poker players.

[Paige]

Where are you coming across them?

[Hannah]

I came across my algorithm on Instagram. It's always, like, a hot girl. Yeah.

[Paige]

Like, they're going to tournaments.

[Hannah]

Yeah. And she's wearing shades.

[Paige]

I feel like Tana Mongeau does this.

[Hannah]

I think she does, too. They're always just like hot and like not making any expression. And this girl basically won $1.7 million off this guy just sitting there and she went cool and it was like, like I have to like look up her name. But it was just. I love when women go into male dominated fields like chess or stand up or.

[Paige]

Do you know how to play poker?

[Hannah]

No, but I dated a poker. I'm not gonna say poker player. Let's say what it was. He was addicted to poker. It was a problem.

[Paige]

I'm not gonna say it was his professional trade, but he did have a grambling problem.

[Hannah]

Yeah, like he didn't have a job and he was doing poker at night and I'm.

[Paige]

Where was he doing poker at night?

[Hannah]

In New York City, I guess there's like, there's like underground games where like sometimes.

[Paige]

Oh like a Molly's game.

[Hannah]

He'd win like $2,000 one night and then he'd like lose a thousand dollars the next night. And like that was his thing.

[Paige]

My cortisol levels could never. I have no like adrenaline seeking part of my personality at all. Like even going into like a casino. Like if you're on vacation and there's like a casino or like yeah, whatever.

[Hannah]

I don't care to lose $40 in 10 minutes. In two minutes. No. And cuz it's not fun for me.

[Paige]

Yeah. See where I'm more like I don't know what's going on and I feel like you're just tricking me.

[Hannah]

Yeah, well, but that's actually just honest. Like the house always wins.

[Paige]

Now if it's someone else's money, like you're with a man or something and they're like we're gonna play like great.

[Hannah]

How I'd rather keep it. I'd rather pay $40 to pet a cat at a rescue center.

[Paige]

Literally.

[Hannah]

Take all my money. Take all my money. I'm not putting it in like slots. That wasn't a joke. That was just a fact. I know.

[Paige]

Just like how do we come up with a business where it's like the hon and it's like put $40 in this bucket and you can put your hand in here and put a cat.

[Hannah]

Well, someone was trying to start a business about like girls who have cats who like or girls so when they travel other cat girls can stay at their house and pet their cat. So it's like you just have cat people taking care of each other's cats. And I feel like it's safe because it's just like girls and their cats. Yes. But Some man will ruin it.

[Host]

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[Paige]

I got Kitty this new bed where you like suction cup it basically to the window.

[Hannah]

Yeah. Does she like it?

[Paige]

She's obsessed with it. Is where she naps now every single day.

[Hannah]

Oh, my God. Because she gets to be perched.

[Paige]

Yeah, she needs to be perched.

[Hannah]

That shows confidence when a cat likes to be high up because she likes to look down on everyone.

[Paige]

She absolutely loves looking down on people.

[Hannah]

That's so exciting because so many times you get your cat something you saw on Instagram and the cat's like, what the is this?

[Paige]

It takes Kitty a full month. Like if I get something new, she has to look at it for a month.

[Hannah]

She's like, make sure it doesn't make any weird moves on.

[Paige]

Yeah, she's like, I don't know yet. And then once she likes it, she's in.

[Hannah]

We should all learn from that. Don't be impulsive.

[Paige]

About time.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Oh, I saw this statistic that was like. And I'm botching it, but it was like 65 to 70% of organ donors are men.

[Hannah]

We have the same.

[Paige]

Did you see that in an 80%

[Hannah]

of organ donors are women and 80% of organ recipients are men.

[Paige]

Isn't that nuts?

[Hannah]

Ban them.

[Paige]

Get them banned so they're dying before us.

[Hannah]

Well, we're keeping them alive also. Why? What's the psychology behind that? That men are like, don't use my organs to help people.

[Paige]

Well, then there was like this other thing that I saw that it was, it was like you can say you're an organ donor, but then you can have the option, I think, to not give your organs.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

And that's what happens with the men where the women say, like, yeah, I'll be an organ donor. And then they follow through and then they like, givers.

[Hannah]

We're caretaker. Also. Where are the 3D printers when you need them?

[Paige]

Wait, I keep getting on my TikTok. Like all, like, women that have 3D printers. Well, they're the ones I like looking at all the stuff that they make.

[Hannah]

They're the woman in some of the week.

[Paige]

Like, they make like clips for your. For your chips and like, different, like, household items. I think we should get one.

[Hannah]

I'm a little annoyed with the Instagram algorithm because, like, I'll stop to watch one video of someone like, making acai bowl and then the next 20 minutes is only acai bowls.

[Paige]

Wait. My flavor today is acai berry. If you're a refresher, as I Berry, I think is my new jam.

[Hannah]

Strawberry Dragon Fruit Duncan Refresher. And I love it. I got it with water. It's really good. Can I ask you a fashion question?

[Paige]

Sure.

[Hannah]

Waist scarves, what are your thoughts?

[Paige]

Fun, easy, trend.

[Hannah]

I feel like it's a trend that looks good but like, I can't pull it off. Like, it's too try hard on me. Like, people are like, okay, stop with the scarf.

[Paige]

That true. If you did like a baggy pant, a little scarf, and like a simple tank top, you could do it.

[Hannah]

But my torso is so long that, like, I don't think it'll look weird. It'll look like my scarf is like on my knees. Like, it'll look like, oh, my God. Like it shows.

[Paige]

Where on your waist?

[Hannah]

Are you trying to put it, like, around my waist?

[Paige]

Oh, well then why didn't you just say so? Yo, wear on your waist.

[Hannah]

I don't know. How many options of your waist are there?

[Paige]

Oh, a high waist, low waisted, like, through your, like, belt loops.

[Hannah]

I don't know. But honestly, anything.

[Paige]

You don't even want to try it.

[Hannah]

Anything that brings you.

[Paige]

I do.

[Hannah]

But anything that brings attention to my torso, like, doesn't look like the girls on Pinterest. And that's my battle.

[Paige]

That's the cross that you bear.

[Hannah]

That's the cross I bear. Would you wear a waist scarf?

[Paige]

I have worn away scarf.

[Hannah]

She goes, bitch. I've been wearing wave scarves.

[Paige]

I wear a waist scarf. I hate to piss some people off, but last summer.

[Hannah]

Oh.

[Host]

Oh, yeah.

[Paige]

She put a pen in my waist scarf. Game fringe. I had fringe dresses two summers ago.

[Hannah]

Everyone wants to know, what would Paige Deservo wear to Coachella if she had a gun to her head and was

[Paige]

forced contractually spitting in my mouth.

[Hannah]

What would your go to look be?

[Paige]

Baggy jeans and, like a cool, like, crystally top. And then one day I'd do like a mini short and boots.

[Hannah]

So you've thought of it?

[Paige]

Of course I have, but I'm like, I'm not going. That's insane.

[Hannah]

I feel like some of these girls I. Everyone's like, oh, the outfits are all ugly. That wasn't my first impression.

[Paige]

That was another thing that was going on on TikTok. Everyone's outfits were just.

[Hannah]

I don't think they were that ugly.

[Paige]

I mean, I thought the girls look cute.

[Hannah]

My thing was I was just like, I think you guys wouldn't be hot in that. Like, they have so many layers. And then I'm worried about people. No.

[Paige]

Well, I think it gets cold at night when the sun goes down because it's the desert. Oh.

[Hannah]

But then it's like, you gotta walk around with the jacket. That makes me worried.

[Paige]

My thing is that everyone's like, it's really dusty and, like, gets in your eye. You get one dust particle in your eye and you get cancer. You're done.

[Hannah]

Oh, yeah.

[Paige]

Like, the two of us at Coachella would be a nightmare because you'd be like, I'm starving. And I would be like, I can't. My heels are stuck sticking into the ground. Like, we'd be a mess.

[Hannah]

Well, we did go to one festival together.

[Paige]

Which one?

[Hannah]

Well, when we played that Vegas festival, we had to do a Giggly Squad show. And that's when all the Vanderpump cast came to watch with us. And Sheena and Ariana. Yeah, And Raquel.

[Paige]

It was right before Scandal, Scandival.

[Hannah]

They were all together. And Sheena. I do have to say shout out to Sheena. She's fun. She met her husband at a. Sheena

[Paige]

and Ariana still go.

[Hannah]

They love festivals to Coachella and they know we don't. And they'll still be like, these are LA people. Yeah. It's like, easy. That's what people do.

[Paige]

It's their v. It's their thing.

[Hannah]

They're. They're Lawless.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Like, they have a. A je. About them. So she.

[Paige]

They're free spirit.

[Hannah]

Yes. So it was after the show, which, you know, we both were like, where is now?

[Paige]

If they were doing a festival at Eataly in New York City, I would go to it.

[Hannah]

I mean, we'd be running that festival. I'd be in the front with, like, a microphone. Yeah.

[Paige]

It made a parmesan.

[Hannah]

But after the show, we were Both like, Where's McDonald's? And Sheena was like, jack Harlow's playing.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

And that was the time when you were. Had, like, your weird crush on him.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

So you were like, let's see Jack Harlow. We get there, we're like 25 minutes in, and we realized, like, this has been fun.

[Paige]

Totally.

[Hannah]

We gotta go. But Sheena was, like, so happy we were there.

[Paige]

Sheena was like. It just started.

[Hannah]

We had to, like. We had to, like, distract her. And then we made a run for it through the crowd, and she knew was like, where are you guys? And we were like, no.

[Paige]

We're like, it's. It's not our journey anymore.

[Hannah]

We, like, had to escape.

[Paige]

We were like, go without us. You'll be better off.

[Hannah]

Save yourself.

[Paige]

Yeah, we'll only drag you down.

[Hannah]

They made fun of Jack Harlow on snl.

[Paige]

Did they?

[Hannah]

Well, it was.

[Paige]

He's being weird.

[Hannah]

It was really funny. Jack Harlow posted that his aunt messaged him and said, I'm so proud of you for speaking up for yourself on SNL this weekend. And he goes, they were making fun of me.

[Paige]

That wasn't me.

[Hannah]

That was an impersonation of me.

[Paige]

Oh, that actually makes me feel bad for him. How come every time I say that, like, I like a guy, they have to. They become weird. They do weird things. I. E. Armie Hammer. Remember that era that guy turned into? It's almost like I have, like, I put a hex on them or.

[Hannah]

You have bad taste. You can't have good taste in everything.

[Paige]

That's so true.

[Hannah]

It's so true. It makes you human. Yeah. Are you going to watch coachella, like, on YouTube or anything?

[Paige]

No, I'm not going to watch Coachella on YouTube. I have a family, okay? People count on me to give them their paycheck. I don't have time to watch Coachella on YouTube. And it's Kitty's birthday this week. Like, I'm booked.

[Hannah]

Is it her birthday?

[Paige]

No, it was actually April 7th, but. But her crown didn't come in time, so we took a picture. I said, kitty, I'm so sorry. So we had to do pictures today.

[Hannah]

You did a photo shoot?

[Paige]

Yeah. And she got an extra tuna stick.

[Hannah]

Did you get a psychic for her? That was the snot brought up in the very beginning.

[Paige]

Did that work out? I called Mystic Michaela the other day because I was like, daphne's been hanging around, like, a dog a lot, and I just want to see, like, if she. If they're compatible with it. And headline of this phone call, which was like, 15 minutes. It was quick. I was with my brother's girlfriend. I was like, want to do something fun? And she was like, sure. What? And I was like, let's call you go.

[Hannah]

I got her on speed dial.

[Paige]

Let me call the pet psychic. She was like, what? And I was like, ask her whatever you want. Daphne's not worried about being around a dog because she's like, this is temporary. My mom would never.

[Hannah]

She thinks you're going through something.

[Paige]

This is temporary. You're temporary. Like, my mom would never let me be around you for. For much longer. So she's like, doesn't care about the dog, and the dog really wants to be friends with her. And I quote, daphne goes, get a life.

[Hannah]

She goes, you're a loser.

[Paige]

Yeah. She was like, you want to be my friend? Get a life. Me and my mom are friends.

[Hannah]

You can't sit with us. Okay, well, that makes me happy. But, I mean, nothing we didn't know about. Daft.

[Paige]

No. Literally nothing. I looked at her when I, like, got off the phone. I was like, if anything, you stay true to you, and I love that.

[Hannah]

When I posted a selfie with Daphne, everyone was like, she's disgusted by you. I know. I can't look her direct in the eye. It's too beautiful.

[Paige]

Oh, she also said that Daphne knows that everyone thinks she's pretty, and she, like, she. It doesn't stress her out because she knew she was, like, born for this life. Like, when I came to get her, like, she knew that she wasn't staying there. Like, she was going home with. She was like, I'm. She was like, for a different life.

[Hannah]

She was like, I'm not gonna grow up in this town. I have a New York City life ahead of me.

[Paige]

She's like, I'm better than you guys.

[Hannah]

Gonna be in lights, and I'm never gonna see you low lives again.

[Paige]

She's like, I don't care if you're my siblings. You're dead to me.

[Hannah]

Lose my number. If they say you're related to me, I will deny it. And I'll see you in small claims court. Thank you guys for giggling with us. We love you so, so much. Is there anything coming up? Oh yeah. Paige and I are gonna be at a movie.

[Paige]

Oh, The Devil Wears Prada 2 premiere.

[Hannah]

Are we allowed to say that?

[Paige]

Yeah. Why can't we?

[Hannah]

Okay.

[Paige]

Me and Hannah are gonna be there.

[Hannah]

We're gonna be there, so keep an eye out. We love Duncan so much. Thank you for partnering with us. Love.

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