Giggling about magicians, lymphatic drainage, and pregnancy scares

Summary

Giggly Squad Episode Summary: "Giggling about Magicians, Lymphatic Drainage, and Pregnancy Scares"

Release Date: March 6, 2025 | Hosts: Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo

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1. Introduction and Apology

The episode kicks off with Hannah Berner addressing a previous interview mishap involving Megan Thee Stallion. Hannah reflects on her initial description of Megan’s music as "fight," expressing regret and extending her apologies.

Hannah Berner [00:00]: "Looking back at the interview, I really wish I used any other word except fight to describe how her songs impact me."

2. LA Trip: Pilates and Celebrity Encounters

Hannah and Megan recount their recent trip to Los Angeles, focusing on their experience at a Pilates class. They humorously discuss the challenges of maintaining hairstyles with extensions while navigating intense workout sessions.

Megan Thee Stallion [05:11]: "I felt like myself getting my smoothie."

Their Pilates session becomes a hub for celebrity sightings, including a memorable encounter with Katie Couric. The hosts share anecdotes about interacting with other celebrities and the dynamics of interviewing them on Rodeo Drive.

Hannah Berner [06:08]: "We are obsessed with Katie Couric."

3. Lymphatic Drainage and Self-Care Routines

The conversation shifts to self-care practices, particularly lymphatic drainage massages. Hannah and Megan discuss the effectiveness of these treatments, sharing personal tips and experiences.

Megan Thee Stallion [12:03]: "Drinking a ton of water, not eating anything that's like bloating. Like really not having carbs, not having dairy, not having salt."

Hannah humorously brings up her skepticism about lymph nodes, leading to a light-hearted exchange on the science behind lymphatic health.

Hannah Berner [12:35]: "I do believe in lymph nodes."

4. Pregnancy Scare and Mental Health

A pivotal moment in the episode involves both hosts experiencing a pregnancy scare simultaneously. Hannah reveals that she recently discontinued Prozac, which affected her menstrual cycle, leading to paranoia about being pregnant. Megan adds to the tension by sharing her own doubts and the couple's shared fears.

Hannah Berner [17:50]: "I started like spotting and I was like, we got to get this going real quick because I'm about to like, cramp and bloat and poop."

This segment delves into their mental health journeys, emphasizing the importance of self-awareness and support systems.

5. Red Carpet Adventures and Celebrity Interviews

The hosts narrate their adventures on the red carpet, highlighting interactions with various celebrities. They express their admiration for stars like Jesse Eisenberg and Amy Poehler, detailing the chemistry and memorable moments from these interviews.

Megan Thee Stallion [24:00]: "He was so funny. Yeah, we had incredible chemistry with that man."

Hannah and Megan also share amusing incidents, such as losing and reclaiming a diamond ring, showcasing their ability to handle unexpected situations with humor.

Hannah Berner [30:28]: "And I have my new nails. But I'm telling you, it wasn't my nails."

6. Friendship Dynamics and Personal Reflections

A heartwarming segment explores the dynamics between Hannah, Megan, and their mutual friends. They discuss supporting each other through industry challenges, reflecting on their long-standing friendship and the rare moments of disagreement they've navigated.

Hannah Berner [28:11]: "We've never had one fight."

The hosts emphasize the importance of mutual understanding and compromise in maintaining their strong bond.

7. Closing Remarks and Philanthropy

Towards the end of the episode, Hannah and Paige spotlight their commitment to giving back. They raise awareness about the National Women's Shelter Network (NWSN), urging listeners to support women and children experiencing homelessness.

Hannah Berner [53:25]: "So if you want to donate, go to nationalwomensshelternetwork.org."

They conclude by expressing gratitude to their listeners, the Gigglers, and their partners like Vanity Fair for their support and engagement.

Hannah Berner [54:55]: "Thank you so much, NWSN, for all that you do."

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Hannah Berner [00:00]: "I acknowledge that what I said has a deeper meaning. And I'm so sorry to Megan."
• Megan Thee Stallion [02:11]: "Cause I want Saturday night and I can't."
• Hannah Berner [09:49]: "I have to say I have my own issues."
• Megan Thee Stallion [16:17]: "My family loves to travel, but sometimes we just really don't want to stay in a hotel."
• Hannah Berner [25:24]: "She's the nicest person ever."
• Megan Thee Stallion [34:32]: "You could legitimately feel it."

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Conclusion

In this episode of Giggly Squad, Hannah Berner and Megan Thee Stallion deliver a blend of humor, heartfelt moments, and insightful discussions. From navigating intense Pilates classes and lymphatic drainage to handling unexpected pregnancy scares and engaging with celebrities, the hosts offer an authentic glimpse into their lives. Their unwavering friendship and commitment to mental health and philanthropy resonate throughout, making this episode both entertaining and meaningful for listeners.

Transcript

[Hannah Berner]

Hello, my Gigglers. Before we get into our wild LA trip, I do want to address our interview with Megan Thee Stallion interviewing. Megan was a dream of mine. I love her music and it's my go to to hype me up, get me excited, give me energy, be there for me when I need a boost of confidence, when I'm not believing in myself. Looking back at the interview, I really wish I used any other word except fight to describe how her songs impact me. Definitely was not the right word. While there wasn't any ill intent, that does not matter. I acknowledge that what I said has a deeper meaning. And I'm so sorry to Megan. I appreciate everyone who brought this to my attention.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Sup, Gigglers?

[Hannah Berner]

Gary, fix the WI Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. The Gigglers have gone Hollywood.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No, we're different.

[Hannah Berner]

We're different. I wore hair extensions once. My favorite, though, is from my family getting texts like, my mom being like, when did your hair get so long? And Des being like, you should always wear your hair like this. I'm like, guys, this is hundreds of dollars and hours of hair extensions.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No, but you wanna know what? You should wear your hair super straight like that more.

[Hannah Berner]

Thank you. We all did that in middle school though, right? I remember straightening. Didn't look like that. Looked more squarish.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I'm going to bring back my straightener.

[Hannah Berner]

Should we?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Let's bring back straightener.

[Hannah Berner]

You know, piss me off when people are like, oh, I have a straightener, but I use it for curling my hair. And I'm like, don't be a hero. You know, girls are like, you just.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Have to just use a curler, Just use a curling. I've never been able to master that.

[Hannah Berner]

I mean, it's because it's not a competition. Like, why. Why are we, like, why are we.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Pinning women against each other?

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah, People are like, you could do it heatless. Let's just. We're trying to get through the day.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No, the heatless curls actually really stress me out.

[Hannah Berner]

Because they're liars. Because they wake up in the morning, no one looks good.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No, I've tried. The heatless curls count less times. I don't know if I'm wrapping it wrong, but my ends always come out crinkly.

[Hannah Berner]

Over this last week, I was offered mdma.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I just have to preface this story with Hannah calls me after she goes to this party, and she would not stop saying I mdma. And after the fifth time, I was like, it's Molly Stop saying mdma. I'm gonna have a freak out.

[Hannah Berner]

I go, since when is mdma Molly, you woman in style?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Since forever.

[Hannah Berner]

But I remember in that moment, I wasn't gonna say yes, but I pretended I was considering it. Like, I'm like, you know, I normally would.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Cause I want Saturday night and I can't.

[Hannah Berner]

It literally was like, totally a time where you could do it.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah. If there was ever a time it.

[Hannah Berner]

Was in that moment and were like, we're microdosing. And I'm like, okay. Like, regardless what dose, I would ruin the party.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I actually feel like you wouldn't microdose because you're an all or nothing girl, you know? So you're like, if I'm gonna do it, let's become drug addicts.

[Hannah Berner]

Well, that's why weed fucks me up. Because everyone's like, just take a little hit and then take a little hit. Don't feel anything. Take the biggest hit I've ever taken in my life. Can't breathe for, yeah, for an hour. And then.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

And then you find yourself on the bathroom floor and you're like, I think I'm having a panic attack.

[Hannah Berner]

Exactly.

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[Hannah Berner]

Okay, let's talk about LA and how you. Let's start with Pilates.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

We started at Pilates, first of all. We were Pilates. I was a Pilates girl. I'm so la.

[Hannah Berner]

Yes.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I got there on Tuesday, and by Wednesday, I was like, I could live in a mansion in Beverly Hills if one was provided for me. I felt like myself getting my smoothie.

[Hannah Berner]

We were on Rodeo Drive. And Paige, you could just see she was who she was meant to be.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

It I truly was like, where is my white Range rover with my 2.5 children? Like, I was like, I could live this life. Okay, so we go to Pilates. The one day I, like, force Hannah to come with me. And we walk in and it was just Katie, Kirk, Kate.

[Hannah Berner]

Okay, Katie Couric is there. And you have to go quick with this stuff because the class was about to start. I didn't want to get yelled at, which I was gonna get yelled at regardless of this class because it was right. Yeah. And you did. And I did. Full name. Government name was yelled out.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

So I just go up to Katie and I go, hi, Katie, We've DM before I obsessed with you. And she's like, oh, my God, I love you. And your co host. And I point, I go, she's right here.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

And I said, katie, I was an assistant in one of the offices that, like, you had an office in at one time. You were working on a documentary. And she was like, oh, my God. So then we're fast friends with Katy Kurt.

[Hannah Berner]

We are obsessed with Katie Kurt.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

So it's literally Katie, me, Hannah, in the line of Pilates.

[Hannah Berner]

Yep.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Pilates now was a 55 minute er, which I'm not used to. I'm used to a nice 45.

[Hannah Berner]

Can I argue? This was not Pilates.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

This was intense working out.

[Hannah Berner]

This wasn't. My thing is, like, I was there to support you. And maybe I should have told the instructor that beforehand because he thought something different. He kept calling me out whenever I would, like.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

He was like, hannah, come on. We actually wrote our names down so that he could specifically call people out.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah. He was like, hannah, what you doing? Hannah, leg up now.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Let me tell you something. I was expecting a very LA vibe for Pilates. Like, take what you need, leave the rest. If you want to be in child's pose the whole time, like, it's what your body's telling you no.

[Hannah Berner]

I was ready to make fun of them. No, no. And these housewives next to us were not fucking around. They were like, go harder.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

There was a moment where Katie Couric looked at me and said, Paige, I'm 68. You can do this.

[Hannah Berner]

And I was like, oh, my Katie Courage inflamed you.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

But we all kept making eye contact with her because we were all dying. So after the.

[Paige DeSorbo]

I was like, katie, I don't think.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I can do it.

[Hannah Berner]

I was like, katie cour disappointed me.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

And you never want Katie Couric to be disappointed in you. It's right up there with, like, my mom, Oprah, and, like, you don't want Katie Couric disappointed.

[Hannah Berner]

There's something, though, about. I love older women. I just feel like I want to listen to everything they say because I feel like they know everything. They're so knowledgeable.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah. They've seen some shit.

[Hannah Berner]

Like, I feel like some older men are out of touch where, like, older women, they're like, we love that you guys are saying what we've always been thinking.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

So after the class, we took an opportunity. She's like, what are you guys doing here? And we're like, we're interviewing, like, a list celebs on the carpet. And we're actually pretty nervous. Do you have any advice for us? And I'm laughing because we're getting a masterclass in journalism. No, literally, on Rodeo Drive.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Like, write this down.

[Hannah Berner]

With Katie, I was like.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I'm like, I don't know.

[Hannah Berner]

Can't write. And Katie Courage, she gave us good advice.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah. She said, be silly, but not too.

[Hannah Berner]

Silly, which we didn't listen to.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Where exactly is the line?

[Hannah Berner]

Well, she was like, have respect. And, like, it is a crazy moment in their lives, too. So, like, ask them, like, how does this feel? But then also, have fun with it. But the truth is, interviewing could be chaos and just about rolling with the punches. And we're. We love you, Katie. And I think I will say the.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Pilates place that we went to in LA was called Naturals, or Natural if.

[Hannah Berner]

You hate yourself, go.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

They just opened one on the Upper east side. I think I'm gonna go.

[Hannah Berner]

You're, like, sadistic.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah. I'm getting. I'm getting freaky with Pilates recently.

[Hannah Berner]

I was telling you I'm working on a new bit about, like, two types of people. They either want to be disrespected in the bedroom or disrespected when they're working out. But, like, I don't like, being disrespected in the bedroom. Because if he says one thing, I'm like, did I say something to piss you off earlier? Like, could you talk it out with me next time instead of like, calling me names?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

See, I'm the complete opposite. Like, in the bedroom, I want you to actually dislike me.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I want you to hate me and everything about me and say it.

[Hannah Berner]

Wait, that's crazy. Because in the bedroom, like I told you, if Des accidentally, like, sits on my hair or something, I'm like, oh.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

But seeing a workout class, if you're like, trying to motivate me, that's not how I get motivated. You're not the boss of me. Don't tell me what to do.

[Hannah Berner]

I also have to say I have my own issues. And I don't know if any former athletes listening would relate, but because I've been forced to work out my whole life, like, never a day off, 6am workouts, I'm in this place where like. And it's why I've had trouble working out sometimes. Cause I'm like, I don't have to anymore, so I don't want to. I've gotten like third degree burns on my arms from doing planks on a hot court when I was 14. Like, I've like, pushed myself way too hard.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Oh my God.

[Hannah Berner]

No. Like, actual abuse. So now, like, when I'm at a Pilates class, I like to push myself. But the second I feel like it's too much for me, I don't give a. Like, I'm like, I'm good. I'm not. I'm not winning Wimbledon today. Like, everyone calm down.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

And that's how I am when, like, boyfriends want to make love. I'm like, it's not for me today. See ya. That's like, so inappropriate and weird.

[Hannah Berner]

Giving the environment. That's a crazy thing to say. Yeah.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Like, in this economy, I don't think there's any lovemaking going on, but.

[Hannah Berner]

Oh, my God. So you were doing Pilates? I went once.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I went four times. No, I went full on.

[Hannah Berner]

But I am proud of you.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Thank you. I needed to. It actually it did. Get it.

[Hannah Berner]

Does it helps you mentally? No.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Endorphins really do make you happier. The science is there. Like, if you do work out in the morning, it truly does set your tone. And also because, like, I was jet lagged, so I was waking up at like 7am and I was like, okay, well, I'm just gonna sit here and scroll and get pissed off about something and then stew in it for the rest of the day. Like, no, I should just like get.

[Hannah Berner]

Up, go to Pilates, you know, it's so funny. I was jet like two, but I was waking up at 10.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No, I texted you at one point. You're like, I'm going to skip this one, but super proud of you.

[Hannah Berner]

No, I don't know what it is in L. A. Like I just get three more hours of sleep in the morning.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No, you say this all the time. When we go places that like Florida and that are like naturally sunny. Being in California, I was like, I feel bad about myself if I stay in bed because the sun is out.

[Hannah Berner]

Which honestly I don't need that pressure.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No, that's why, like New York, I'm like, oh, it's dreary out. Perfect. I'm in the mood to loathe. So someone.

[Hannah Berner]

But also New York. The second it hits 65 degrees.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Animals.

[Hannah Berner]

Everyone's drinking on a rooftop. Wild, insane.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

And I like that though.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah, cuz we earned it. We also then Paige. Paige is a professional at being hot. Like when someone says, paige, you have to look your best at this day. She has a routine, she has a regimen, she's ready.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

All I did was get facials and massages in la.

[Hannah Berner]

What is your actual thoughts on lymphatic drainage?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I love it.

[Hannah Berner]

Do you think it works?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I think it works if you go to a good person to do it and then you do the appropriate steps afterward.

[Hannah Berner]

And what are the appropriate steps?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Drinking a ton of water, not eating anything that's like bloating. Like really not having carbs, not having dairy, not having salt, Nothing fried. So it's like air and light.

[Hannah Berner]

Eat your own cough.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah, cough and then suck it back in. So like you have to do that. I think lymphatic drainage is also really good if you are specifically getting ready for an event like a wedding or like going on a vacation or something like that. But I also believe that it's good for your body, like in general to get them once a month.

[Hannah Berner]

I do believe in lymph nodes.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No lymph nodes.

[Hannah Berner]

I believe in science and I also do fly a lot. And I know that there's buildup and stuff.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Like when I get sick, like my lymph node, like that's like when you get a sore throat, like your lymph nodes get swollen. Definitely they need to be drained.

[Hannah Berner]

I believe in nymphy lymph symptoms. I do think I don't know what that is. So you like were doing all these things and Then I started to get kind of paranoid that I wasn't doing.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

You started to panic.

[Hannah Berner]

So I started to.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Well, then Lenore got involved.

[Hannah Berner]

Lenore got involved. Lenore was like, whatever Paige is doing, do what Paige does. But in my head, I was. I. Well, our first party was on Wednesday. Our first Hollywood party. Shout out. Contessa Mills is this designer styled by Tabitha, my stylist. This small designer in New York City put together this, like, sick look on Wednesday of this, like, champagne set, whatever. Everyone liked it. So I was like, I already did good once. I can flop on Sunday. That was like, my perspective.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Wow. Never in my life have I had that perspective. If anything, I'm like, okay, so now I have to beat that outfit.

[Hannah Berner]

No, I was like, if it all goes bad, I could be like, you guys saw Wednesday, though, right?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Right.

[Hannah Berner]

Like, I.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No, I'm gonna be honest. I was. When I was getting ready for, like, the Oscar for Vanity Fair, there was a moment in my head that I was just like, and I don't give a fuck about my wedding day because this is my best look ever.

[Hannah Berner]

But, yeah, you're getting lymphatic massages. And finally, I go, fuck, I need to get a lymphatic massage. And I just do it. Obviously, no one's available because every woman in LA is getting lymphatic massage.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Before that, I got something called a diamond facial. I said, hey, can you do this on my body?

[Hannah Berner]

She's like, anything with diamonds, just yes. I don't care what it does. They're like, it's going to make you bleed. And you're like, yeah. So I go online and I'm clicking every lymphatic drainage place near me. Find just, like, a woman in an apartment.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Awesome.

[Hannah Berner]

And I was like, the Price is Right safe. She does face and body. I said, we're doing it. So I just went to a random apartment building somewhere in la.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

What is wrong with you? Look, I feel like in la, people aren't doing legal things in their apartment.

[Hannah Berner]

You know that it's sketchy when the first thing they ask you when you walk in is, how'd you find me? She literally was like, how did you.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

How did this come across your desk?

[Hannah Berner]

And then she was like, your name's Vanessa, right? And I was like, no. And I was like, it's okay. It's fine. It was amazing. I don't think it was lymphatic, though. Like, she didn't use any tools.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah. I will say my lymphatic in New York are bet were better than the one that I got. I don't even know the name of the place I want.

[Hannah Berner]

Do you think you could give your own lymphatic?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I have before. Like, I've laid in bed and had, like, really horrible stomach aches. And YouTube, like, how do you. Lymphatic drainage, like, your own stomach and done it, and my stomach has felt better. And then you do your castor oil, and it's like, yeah, friend, you could do it yourself.

[Hannah Berner]

You basically just press down on your stomach.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No. Literally watch a YouTube video, and it'll show you, like, the direction to go in.

[Hannah Berner]

And do you fart during lymphatic drainage massages?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No.

[Hannah Berner]

Do you hear, like, gurgling?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

Okay. Where's the air supposed to go?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

It's not so much the. That it's air. It's like, the contents in your stomach. So, like, that's what you're peeing out.

[Hannah Berner]

Wait, no, we have to tell them. We have to tell them.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

So Hannah and I, like, okay, we're in a hotel together. Or, like, not even a hotel. Like, if we haven't seen each other in a day, it could be a day, it could be an hour, it could be 10 minutes. Like, the next time we're gonna see each other, we have, like, a bit in our head. Like, we think of, like, a funny line.

[Hannah Berner]

We have a line.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah, we have a line to greet each other with because it's like, hello, we're comediennes. Like, I wanna make her laugh. So anytime, like, I'm going to her hotel room or she's coming to mine. Like, as soon as we open the door, we're ready. We perform our line.

[Hannah Berner]

Yes. We don't even laugh at each other. Like, I'll be like, I look like an insurance salesman. And you'll be like, I just had a diamond facial.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

So at one point, I open my. I open my hotel room door and I go, I think I'm pregnant. Hannah goes, I just took a pregnancy test.

[Hannah Berner]

So just so you guys know. Yeah. We were, like, not telling each other about this, and then we just blurts it out. I was late.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I really didn't think I was pregnant, but I was like, obviously, I'm waiting for my period to freeze my eggs. And of course, it's, like, late this month. I'm like, hello.

[Hannah Berner]

See, I fully thought I was pregnant. And DEZ is in Dublin. So I was like, there's a problem.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

She's like, I don't know how I'm gonna explain this one. He's Been gone for six months.

[Hannah Berner]

We both fully convince ourselves that we're both pregnant. Start to plan our lives together.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No, no, no, we didn't.

[Hannah Berner]

I was like, we're having the babies. I did say, we're having it now.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Then we were walking down the street and Hannah was just like, look at us and our kids. Just us and our kids. I was like, neither of us are pregnant.

[Hannah Berner]

Also, that's like, I feel like we talk about mental health and stuff. We do. I'd been on Prozac for a bit. Yeah. And I had one of those classic, like, I think. I think I'm doing pretty well. Like, I was like, I'm good. So I just, like got off my Prozac this month. Yeah. Because I've just been on it for a while and I googled it and it can mess up your cycle. So the day of the Oscars.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

I started like spotting and I was like, we got to get this going real quick because I'm about to like, cramp and plo and. Yeah. Bloat and poop.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I still haven't gotten mine, but I'm never regular.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah. See, I'm like every Tuesday.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I know for a hundred percent fact I'm not pregnant, but I'm just waiting.

[Paige DeSorbo]

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[Hannah Berner]

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[Paige DeSorbo]

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[Hannah Berner]

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[Megan Thee Stallion]

I also wanted my best dress for the Vanity Fair party. I loved her dress.

[Hannah Berner]

She's. She. She's always best dressed. And she ne. She always looks chic.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

She exudes elegance.

[Hannah Berner]

She exudes wealth.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah. Like, she always looks very regal and elegant.

[Hannah Berner]

She also looks stunning.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah, I appreciate it about her too. Like, she's best friends with Kim Kardashian, but it was just like, two girls. And on the carpet, she was like, now I gotta go take my pics after Kim. Like, it was just like girls being girls, you know?

[Hannah Berner]

We had this moment in the middle of the Vanity Fair interviews where I looked at Paige and I go, what did I say?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

She looks at me and she goes, everyone's just a human.

[Hannah Berner]

And Paige was, like, fighting her own demons, you know? And she looks at me and she's like, are you fucking high right now? And I'm like, we're all just.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I wanna know what. It actually, like, made the. The rest of the stream so much easier because I was like, wait, yeah, everyone's nervous. Everyone's, like, clocking their own outfits and bodies and, like, making sure their lipstick looks good. Like, to take these pictures. Like, everyone is just a human.

[Hannah Berner]

Let's get to.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Okay. I hate to. I hate to praise a man, you know, I hate it. But I think my favorite interview of the entire night was Jesse Eisenberg. I love everyone.

[Hannah Berner]

I love him so much. And before the interview starts, you guys can know, but we talked to them a little beforehand, and I was like, where are you from? And he goes, queens. And I go, oh, this guy can handle us.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

Like, let's give it to him.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

He was so funny. Yeah, we had incredible chemistry with that man.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No, we had such good chemistry.

[Hannah Berner]

We were literally all, like, singing, dancing.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

By the end, along with our weird questions, like, every bit.

[Hannah Berner]

The man's a comedian.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

He's so funny. And he just, like, I Don't know. I just, like, appreciated him. And then after, he was like, he's like, wait, you guys are, like, really good at this. And, like, I really enjoyed myself. What do you do? And Hannah was like, oh, we have a podcast. And he was like, what's it called? I'm gonna Listen. I was like, no, I'm obsessed with you. I want to have mutual friends with him because I want to go to dinner and talk shit about people with him. I feel like he'd actually be so good.

[Hannah Berner]

It also, some of these A listers were so nice and normal. I think that's why I started being like, they're all just humans. Because you think they're gonna be AI bots.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No.

[Hannah Berner]

Who knew that giggly squad Jesse Eisenberg was gonna be the collab of the century? We also got so lucky that our first interview was the honorable Amy Poehler.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Couldn't. That was the comedy God saying, you're gonna be okay.

[Hannah Berner]

No, that was. And also, what was hard is they would see a celeb, and they couldn't always immediately get them on because there were, like, multiple people interviewing. But Amy went out of her way.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Waited. Yep.

[Hannah Berner]

Also cute. Zaddy. She was with. Yeah, she was obsessed. And Amy is a giggler, so we just. We love her so much. Do you know how many viral moments Amy has at these award shows?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No. It's insane.

[Hannah Berner]

And, like, me, like, her.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Her, like, meme with the sunglasses on and the hoodie, like, everyone uses that every single day.

[Hannah Berner]

Insane.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

So to just the amount of times I quote her in my own home, and I don't even, like, remember that it's her.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah. She's the nicest person ever.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

She really is.

[Hannah Berner]

You know what I love? When you meet a famous person who, like, this is. I'll explain it.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

You're like, that's exactly what I wanted you to be.

[Hannah Berner]

Yes.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

That's how I thought you were gonna be in my head.

[Hannah Berner]

This is how I know I like people when I'll, like, say a side remark, and they, like, listen and respond to it. You know those people who you say stuff and they just don't acknowledge it and they keep talking.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Sorry, what'd you say?

[Hannah Berner]

I knew you could do that. No, but there's a lot of famous people that I'll. I'll say a side remark, and, like, they'll never catch it. Like, for 10 minutes, they won't acknowledge anything you say, or, like, you have to, like, yell it. Where, like, Amy, I'll say something on bomb my breath. And she'll look and laugh.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

Like, she's just.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

She's in it.

[Hannah Berner]

She's in it with you.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

She's locked in.

[Hannah Berner]

She's locked in. She's so cool. She's so funny. Okay, that's so. I'm obsessed there. I need to get a restraining order.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Let's talk about the beef we had before we went live. That's a cat.

[Hannah Berner]

Hi, Mango. We have a cat today who's helping us produce named Mango. He's an orange tabby. He's gorgeous. He's being very brave right now. Cause he doesn't know any of us because he's Andrew Collins cat who's squatting in my apartment. New York City. Can you get these people out of my apartment?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Hannah and I almost. We almost fought before we went live.

[Hannah Berner]

Oh, yeah.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Because Hannah wouldn't let me stand on. On the left side for my address because it's her bad side. And I took one for the team, and I said, you know what? I don't want her to feel uncomfortable because I'm someone. If I hate my outfit, I have to leave.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

And so if you hate that side of your face. I didn.

[Hannah Berner]

We had a moment. We had a moment where there was, like, a power struggle happening. And Paige knows that I don't ask for much. I literally don't ask for anything.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Except that side.

[Hannah Berner]

But Paige wore a dress that was not conducive to the right side.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

It was not. My slit was on the left side, so I. Every time I'd ask a question, I'd been whipped to the left side to the camera.

[Hannah Berner]

Cause this is my thing. You didn't always see full body. And you have. You look beautiful. Both. Both sides of your face.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No, I actually didn't really care.

[Hannah Berner]

You didn't really care? Yeah. Because if you cared, I would have been on the right side.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I usually didn't.

[Hannah Berner]

But we had a moment where you looked at me. I looked at you, and you saw the fear in my eyes.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I did. I actually felt it. And I was like, I'll die if I'm on this side.

[Hannah Berner]

I was like, I think I won't.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

So we don't need any more beta blockers.

[Hannah Berner]

We'll literally be passed out, and I don't want. Knock on wood. I think about our business relationship over, like, less. What, five, six, seven years? We've never had one fight.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Because it's a give and take. I know what you need, and you know what I need.

[Hannah Berner]

And it's never the same thing. Never. It's. We never want the same thing. But there was a moment there.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

There was a moment where I was like, okay.

[Hannah Berner]

And then imagine me again fighting. Like, we're doing it live. Okay?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

So that was one drama thing that happened before we started live. Then we're literally standing there. They're like, okay, we have. It's like, six minutes till we're going live. Someone comes over to Hannah and is like, oh, my God, I love your necklace. Like, is that yours, or did you borrow it from, like, a brand? And, like, in my head, I was like. And I looked down at my hands because I had borrowed three rings from David Yurman. And I specifically wanted this, like, pinky ring. It was a little too big, but I was like, it's fine. Like, I'm like, I'll be fine.

[Hannah Berner]

It looks good.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I look down, gone. I. I start cold sweating because I'm like, I'm gonna have to give David Yurman my first child, My unborn child in my stomach right now. Like, I'm gonna have to give him this child. Like, I am freaking out. A woman, like, who. I don't know if she worked for Vanity Fair or. I mean, she must have. She was standing right there, and she heard me say, oh, my God, I lost my diamond ring. And she goes, I think someone at security found it. I heard someone saying, like, we found a diamond ring. Whatever. Let me go check. She goes and checks. She comes back and she's like, okay, I think they have. Security has your ring. But small problem. There's another woman here who is claiming. Claiming that it's her ring. And I'm like, okay. I go, so, what do I have to do? And she was like, describe to me what it looks like. And I'm like, it's a pinky ring. It's diamond. It's David Yurman. It has, like, their signature band. It's like, flat top. She's like, okay, let me go back.

[Hannah Berner]

You're selling it. You're, like, obsessed with it. Gorgeous. So I bought, like, a billion dollars.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Like, you gotta get it. Security guard comes over and he's like, I don't know if you heard, but someone else is claiming that they lost a diamond ring and that this is their ring. Can you please describe it to me? And I'm like, okay. So I describe it again. And he looks at me and he's like, yeah, this is your ring, not this other woman's. Takes it out of his pocket and hands it to me. And so this all happened, literally. And then they're like, in five, four. And I'M like, oh, my God.

[Hannah Berner]

I'm gonna put this in the newsletter. Cause I took a crazy video when I got home that night. Because they lend you jewelry. I'm wearing a diamond necklace.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

And I've never worn an expensive necklace like this. I couldn't get it off. Do you know, like, when I couldn't do the clasp, the clasps, and some of these, like, really. They make sure that, like, it'll not fall off. And I have my new nails. But I'm telling you, it wasn't my nails.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

You should have just come to my room.

[Hannah Berner]

I could. True. I couldn't figure out. Cause it's like, you have to press down on two things. You have to spread it open. Then there's a latch that was, like, twisted. And I could. So I.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

That's having sex with me. Literally press down on these two things. Specifically, like, a frat guy trying to finger someone.

[Hannah Berner]

I was on someone's thigh. No one was. Nothing was getting open or turned on. So I. I knew my stylist. Like, I can't just go on. Because we had to fly in, like, three hours. I'm like, I can't go on the plane with this. And, like, she'd. So I send her a video, and I'm like, high tab with them. It's not coming off. Let me show you. Exactly. I'm telling her. I'm like, I'm doing everything you're saying. It's not coming off. Yeah. And 30 minutes later, I got it off.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Oh, my God.

[Hannah Berner]

Also, one piece of drama.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

We were able to get to the carpet. The good news is we got to go first where there was, like, no one else there because we were there really early. And we're taking the photos. It's going well. And then we go to, like, the second place where you take photos. And suddenly no one has their cameras on us.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No, it's like all the cameras just went turned right. And I looked to the left, and I'm like, someone really famous must have come in.

[Hannah Berner]

It was, well, Selma Blair, who's iconic. She does so much for Ms. And, like, one of my best friends has ms, and she's incredible. She has her service dog, who just so happens to be the cutest dog in the world.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

And after us on the car park.

[Hannah Berner]

So I literally go, who the fuck? Oh, it's the cutest service dog in the world. And then the photos. The dog is on its back. Every celebrity's petting the dog. So anyway, shout out to Selma Blair and her service dog if Someone's going to take my thunder. It's them.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No, if someone was going to take our thunder, I'm glad it was a canine. Let's start with Hailey Bieber. Oh, God, that was crazy. Hearing Hailey Bieber yell your name from the line. I was like, I stopped out of my tracks.

[Hannah Berner]

Well, I. It's become such of a bit that I've, like, disassociated from it where I'm like, it's obviously a bit like, yeah, Hale is not my best friend. And then now I'm like, is Hailey my best friend?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Nope. I think she is. Her and I meeting each other was exactly how it felt when, like, your friend brings. Brings home. I was gonna say brings home someone and is like, this is my other friend. And you're like, where are you from? What do you do?

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah, where do you live? So for people who don't. Didn't see it, which, like, I blacked out too, but with these interviews, like, they'll be like, can you go on? If people can't, they just do the carpet and leave.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

Haley yells my name, and I'm in the middle of an interview, so I'm like, what's going on? She does the carpet, comes back, comes back. And I do have to say about Haley, like, she's busy. She's a mother.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

That was so nice.

[Hannah Berner]

She just jumps in our interview, and it was one of those moments where I think I was nervous because I know she loves me, but then I don't know really why. So then I'm just like, don't do anything weird. Even though we don't know how we got here, but don't. I. Like, if I do one thing, she'll not love me anymore. So I was free. I was scared. You were the cool one during that interview. Like, you were like, what's up? Nice to meet you.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Like, I was like, that's my friend. She's like, she's socially awkward and weird.

[Hannah Berner]

So thank you for making her feel like she belongs. Thanks for being nice to her.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Well, I complimented her skin, and I know that if you want to get on my good side, you say, wow, your skin looks really good today.

[Hannah Berner]

Even if you're breaking out.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

Even if you have a hive.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah. I'm like, oh, my God.

[Hannah Berner]

What did you. That's your first time meeting Haley in person. What is your like, truly?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I'm not even just saying this because she legit has a skincare and, like, makeup line. She radiates in person. That's what I wanted to say. About Kim Kardashian. Like, oh, yeah. I didn't see her walk in, but I felt the energy in the room shift. Like, you could.

[Hannah Berner]

Well, she floated.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

You could legitimately feel it. And I was like, I feel like someone really famous just walked in because everything feels different. And I turned around, and she literally glided.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Like, across.

[Hannah Berner]

She glowed.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Her face is just so stunning in person. I was, like, very starstruck.

[Hannah Berner]

I actually kind of missed her because it went by so fast. But, yeah, the thing with Haley is I love people seeing, like, she's just a girl. Like, she's a girl's girl. She just wants to giggle.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No, everyone's just girls.

[Hannah Berner]

She literally came over because she's like, you guys are giggling. Can I giggle with you?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah. It was, like, it wasn't as stuffy and pretentious.

[Hannah Berner]

No.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

And, like. And, like, weird as I thought it was gonna be, the energy was actually, like, super chill, super fun. Like, everyone was like, yeah, like, Sofia Richie. Amazing.

[Hannah Berner]

I feel, like.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Loved her dress.

[Hannah Berner]

We. We vibed with her really well.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

She, like, reminds me of, like, a girl I went to high school with.

[Hannah Berner]

Yes.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

You know, I do have to say.

[Hannah Berner]

Lois was watching my little cousin and your niece. My little niece. Sorry. She's my twin. She's not my niece.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No, she's your child.

[Hannah Berner]

They sent me a video. Coco Jones came up.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

And she's wearing this beautiful yellow dress. So Lois thought she was a Disney princess. And Jeannie goes, do you like Hannah's dress? And she goes, no, I like the yellow one.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

She's like, no.

[Hannah Berner]

Lois was loving the fashion. No. Oh, and Lois thinks you're a princess. She calls you Princess Paige.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

When I first met Lois, she, like, I could tell she wanted to touch my legs. Like, I could tell she, like, didn't know what tights were, you know, And I. And I could see her, like, looking, and I was like, you can touch it. And she, like, touched it. And she, like, looked up at me like, oh, my God. Like, so fancy.

[Hannah Berner]

And I was like, she's like, hannah never does this stuff.

[Paige DeSorbo]

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[Megan Thee Stallion]

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[Paige DeSorbo]

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[Megan Thee Stallion]

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[Paige DeSorbo]

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[Megan Thee Stallion]

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[Hannah Berner]

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[Megan Thee Stallion]

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[Paige DeSorbo]

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[Hannah Berner]

Also, I think I'm best friends with Lil Nas X.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No.

[Hannah Berner]

Why was he so fun? Because he's the kind of guy that.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Like, did you guys almost make out?

[Hannah Berner]

Like, he's so funny online. But you know those people who are so funny and cool online that like, in person, like, they're busy. He literally was down to clown with us. And then we saw him inside and he was just like dancing.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah. I was like, we knew we, you'd, we'd find you on the dance floor. And he was like, you better get on it. And I was like, I literally would die. Also, Jay Ellis, the guy that I said was best dressed when he, when you were like, are you married? And he was like, yeah, are you? And you were like, yeah. And he was like, why are we having this conversation? Basically, here's the thing. I love when a man is in a good outfit. There's not so much variation that the men can do. Like they're all in tuxes, they're all in suits. And so like, I appreciated his jacket and I liked that he did the sunglasses with it. So I was like, I never do this, but I think you have like a really nice outfit on.

[Hannah Berner]

I met Bowen Yang for the first time. I've never met him before with Matt Rogers, who I've.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I need to go on las callturistas yesterday. Like, I need a. I need a proper 60 minute sit down with those two men. Because the yapping, the. We immediately were like, who are each other? We were in the duo. Like, I am Matt and you are Bowen. Like, it's like it was so clear.

[Hannah Berner]

But I have to say, like, they are so cute, so talented. The T is that my friend Hailey. Not Hailey Bieber. Hailey. Nicola, who you guys all know from my bachelorette and who listens to every episode of giggly squad. Shout out. Hailey, what's up? I know you're talking back to me like, I'm talking to you and freaking everyone out in subway. So she bartended with him back in the day with Bowen, with Matt.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Oh, my God.

[Hannah Berner]

They work together. Wait, so it's just like such a cool full circle moment.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

What a New York City thing.

[Hannah Berner]

Yes. Also, Amelia Demoldenberg has been, like, so supportive of us since day. Since my comedy since day one, actually.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I want to say. I want to bring something up about that. So supportive of us. Kelty from E. News in the show, shout out Kelsey. So supportive. Like, it's very rare that you meet women in your industry, no matter what your industry is, that are, like, actively supportive. Like, Kelsey dmed me, like, before and was like, good luck today. And I was like, good luck to you today. Like, never forget that when, like, women do that.

[Hannah Berner]

We really wanted to ask Jesse Eisenberg and Nate Bargetzi about tampons. We didn't because we were respecting the balance. I know Nate from, like, the comedy world.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Okay.

[Hannah Berner]

Do you know his dad was a. Is a magician.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Okay.

[Hannah Berner]

And he opens for him on tour.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

You're kidding me.

[Hannah Berner]

No.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

What kind of magic?

[Hannah Berner]

I don't know. Shout out David Blaine. You guys have never done David Blaine? YouTube. That's what you should do tonight.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

You know what? There's actually, like, a couple of years ago, there was a magic show in New York City that everyone was like, did you go to the magic show?

[Hannah Berner]

Wait, I. I did it. Yeah. It was like, hard to get a table.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

It was hard to get a table. Everyone was like, going there on dates.

[Hannah Berner]

My wallet disappeared.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

And like, did you like, have you gone and seen it? And I was like, no, because I was cool in high school. Like, what are you talking about? No, I didn't go to the magic show.

[Hannah Berner]

Also, side note, don't love the animals. What? Are the rabbits? Okay?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

Did the rabbit want to be a part of the show? Is the rabbit getting paid?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Single dove. Is there being compensated?

[Hannah Berner]

Pretty, like, what Is the labor laws for the doves?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No.

[Hannah Berner]

Look at us trying to comfortably had.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Labor laws the other day.

[Hannah Berner]

She should.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

She didn't do as goddamn thing. She wasn't even. They were like, actually, we don't need her in the shot. And I was like, okay, I don't care. She doesn't care either.

[Hannah Berner]

I do have to say, daphne in a green room at Radio City.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No.

[Hannah Berner]

Passed out, loving life, had her own chair. And glam came.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

If I'm ever like, what's the energy I want to bring to the function? It's Daphne in a green room. It's like, I need my own chair, and I might fall asleep.

[Hannah Berner]

We're just. This whole pod is just us name dropping. But that's. This is the pod to do it, right?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah. I mean, we didn't become friends with any of them, so it's not like. Trust us, we're not different. I don't know who the fuck we are.

[Hannah Berner]

No one gave us their numbers.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No one was like, you guys are really cool. Let's hang out.

[Hannah Berner]

The only one, Cassie David.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah, well, that's our girl.

[Hannah Berner]

That's our girl. Wait.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Rachel Zegler.

[Hannah Berner]

Actually, can you redeem me for a second, please?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Said to me, paige, Hannah and I are friends. And I know she embarrassed you when she yelled my name, but I actually, like. I do like her. And I was like, okay, I'm just looking out for you.

[Hannah Berner]

So we did it for two hours. My feet.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No. I couldn't stand gushing blood. And I'm like, okay, we're at, like, the coolest party of the century. Like, we should stay. And then I was like, oh, but everyone's human and my feet hurt, so I have to go home.

[Hannah Berner]

I do have to say, I've never respected you more. We're at this party, by the way, we're dead sober. But, like, I'm just in my people watching era. Like, it was crazy. Yeah. I got to see Coco Goff, which was, like, big for me.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No. Yeah. You yelled at her in the line.

[Hannah Berner]

I did yell at her. And she was security, so we were friends now. No, she actually was. Really. Because we have a mutual friend. And whatever it was, it was a moment. You were like, let's get out of here. And I was like, I can stay longer. But we did have a flight in three hours.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah, I was like, I have to pack. I have to go home. My crush of the whole party didn't get to meet him, Literally.

[Hannah Berner]

Oh, you're. You're putting it out there. You're manifesting.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

It in the universe. Brandon Skelner. I don't know if that's how you say his last name. He's in a. Then I was like, wait, I know him from something else. He's in this. This is. No, it ends with us. He plays Atlas. But I was like, no, I know him from another show. He's from the Show I watched, 1923, which is like the prequel to Yellowstone.

[Hannah Berner]

When you watched the show, were you into him?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

100%. But I never knew his name. And then I saw him and it ends with us. And I was like, oh, yeah, he's so fucking hot in person. This man is tall. I was not expecting it. I literally my whole body, like, shut down when I saw him. I was like, that's the hottest guy I've ever seen.

[Hannah Berner]

So this is what's interesting coming from you because he's light eyes, light hair.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I know which you like.

[Hannah Berner]

A guy with a good jawline.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I like a strong jaw. He's not a blonde.

[Hannah Berner]

I think when he was growing up, he was a blonde. That's what's giving.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Whatever. I think he's so good looking. I think he's a great soldier.

[Hannah Berner]

Did you try to find him at all?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I did.

[Hannah Berner]

I feel like you didn't put any effort into it.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No, I put.

[Hannah Berner]

He also was like, waiting for something.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

He was like, waiting to take his pictures. But I didn't like.

[Hannah Berner]

No, but like, he could have gone. He was like waiting for his publicist or something. Yeah, he was standing there for a long time.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

And I was like, is he trying to talk to you? But you were gone. You left. At one point. You.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

You.

[Hannah Berner]

It was like after the rehearsal, you left and I was just standing there and I was like, sorry, she left. And then he was asking about you. No, Hannah.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I just got really upset. No, I will say I did go home and like, try and look him up on Instagram. I don't think he has an Instagram.

[Hannah Berner]

That's hot.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I was like, wait, that's so fucking hot.

[Hannah Berner]

Anyway, so that was your crush of the night.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

So that was my crush of the night.

[Hannah Berner]

Who was your best dressed?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Okay. My best dress of the Oscars was Felicity Jones. She was wearing this, like, silver. It almost looked like wet dress that had like a bow. I loved that. And then my best dressed at Vanity Fair, controversial people. A lot of people didn't like it. I loved Zoe Kravitz. I loved.

[Hannah Berner]

Oh, yeah.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I thought it was so cute.

[Hannah Berner]

You would look so good in that dress.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

With a little peekaboo like butt and the polka dots.

[Hannah Berner]

Yes.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Another one. People weren't loving Kim Kardashian's. I liked it.

[Hannah Berner]

Oh, yeah.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I thought she looked great. Who else did I like? Who was the girl? Zoe Deutch. When she came in, she was, like, one of the first people we saw. Yeah, she just, like, radiated. I thought her dress was cool.

[Hannah Berner]

Wait, we met Chrissy Teigen and John Legend. Yes. And I. I made a good comment.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

What'd you say?

[Hannah Berner]

I looked at John Legend and I said, has anyone ever told you you have a really good voice? And they. And he laughed.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

He did giggle. I told him his outfit was giving Dune. And Chrissy was like, ugh. I know.

[Hannah Berner]

She's so funny. So funny, the two of them. But they love. Like, you could tell they have so much fun together. Yeah.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

You can tell they like each other.

[Hannah Berner]

You can tell in a relationship when, like, you talk to them that they're disconnected or, like, they just had a fight in the Uber. Yeah. They, like, are in on every joke together. Like, I love that.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

They're, like, friends.

[Hannah Berner]

Yes. You know, and they've known each other for ever. They've been through so much.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I like them together a lot.

[Hannah Berner]

I know. No one asked. Let me give you my best dressed. We had. Sorry. Something came out my throat. Lymphatic drainage.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

It was God being like, we don't care. We are best dressed.

[Paige DeSorbo]

Shut up.

[Hannah Berner]

Stop. I'm obsessed with Schiaparelli. Ariana Grande's dress. I couldn't get my eye off of it. No way. You didn't like it?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No, I actually. I did like it, and I thought it was, like. That was perfect for the movie she's promoting.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Okay, look, I know I talk a lot of. About musicals because, like, they're not for me specifically. I feel. Oh, Cynthia Revo's Vanity Fair dress, I loved. I thought it was so cool.

[Hannah Berner]

She was there. We missed her Vanity.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I feel really bad for the Wicked girls.

[Hannah Berner]

So there's this thing where one. I don't think. I don't know who's voting.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I forget.

[Hannah Berner]

It's not the Academy. Or maybe it is the Academy.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah, no, yeah, it's the Academy.

[Hannah Berner]

It is fine at the Academy. They don't respect musicals. There's also something about if your movie does too good, it's considered less cool. So. Honestly. But look, I'm gonna be honest. It's about the nomination. Awards is a shit show. Like, it's. There's so many politics and random things, and this happens. And press.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I mean, so happy for Mikey Madison. But, like, that is what the substance is about.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah, that was like.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

That I just feel like, is kind of so insane. It's like, okay, so Demi Moore literally lost to, like, a younger version of herself.

[Hannah Berner]

It's funny. With the Oscars, I feel like they either give it to, like, the up and coming, or they give it to the older person who should have won it before, but they didn't give it to them. I was rooting for Demi and Cynthia.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah. But rooting for them, too, Mikey.

[Hannah Berner]

Now, like, I'm so excited to see what she's gonna do and leverage and all the different roles she's gonna have. She's clearly like a chameleon. Also, her name's Mikey, which is, like, really cool.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I wonder if that is her real name. Yeah. Is that, like, her real.

[Hannah Berner]

No, it's Michelangelo.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Wait, in an interview, Michelangelo at some point. Oh, and also, yes, of course, I did Hannah spray tan for Vanity Fair. But let me tell you what this woman did to me. She came. You. You're the woman.

[Hannah Berner]

If I mean this woman. Look me in the eye, bitch. You.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Hannah came to me the night before, okay? And I said, I can touch up your spray tan. All I need you to do is exfoliate. I brought. I have exfoliator. If you need to come to my room and get it, you may.

[Hannah Berner]

I don't believe in exfoliation.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Shower prior to coming to you.

[Hannah Berner]

It's like Bluetooth. I don't believe in it.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

So she shows up to my room, sweaty, splotchy, splotchy. She goes, I didn't exfoliate. Is it bad if I don't? And I was like, okay. I mean, I'm just.

[Hannah Berner]

I also was dealing with the pregnancy at the time.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Okay, so was I. Okay, so was I. Neither of us are pregnant.

[Hannah Berner]

We were so excited until the gigglers were both pregnant.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

No. Hannah's, like, coming up with scenarios like, wait, this is actually gonna be perfect. I'm like, I. Like, I know for 100% fact I'm not pregnant. So you come to me splotchy. I'm, like, trying. She's like, look, it's only chest up. Is, like, all I have to do. I didn't even really have to do her arms, but as I'm doing it, like, I can see the splotches, you know? I'm like, this is.

[Hannah Berner]

You're just making certain parts darker. Yeah.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

I'm like, this is not my best work. I'm trying to buff it out. Like, I'm trying to do anything.

[Hannah Berner]

I Love when you take your paintbrush out.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah. You love when I take my paintbrush out.

[Hannah Berner]

Because she's so focused.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Okay, we're done. We go to bed. We wake up the next morning, I'm petrified to text you. Cause I'm like, I know that hairspray tan looks. Looks crazy.

[Hannah Berner]

And you know that I haven't even checked it.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah, but you woke up and it was actually. You showered and it was fine and it looked great.

[Hannah Berner]

No, you never have failed with a spray tan. You're incredible. I think you should launch your own spray tan line.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

But I'm just saying, honestly, one day I. I think I should.

[Hannah Berner]

And I think you know how to do it, right? I think it should come with one of your paintbrushes. I've already thought about it.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Oh, my kit would be sick. Phenomenal.

[Hannah Berner]

Can't wait for the prince box on that. Yeah.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

What would we name it?

[Hannah Berner]

Painted by Paige.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Painted by Paige.

[Hannah Berner]

Okay. It's a little corny. Well, can I be in on it?

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

Okay. I'll be an investor.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Okay. It could just be painted.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah, just painted.

[Megan Thee Stallion]

Cute.

[Hannah Berner]

Cute. We know the Gigglers love to give back. So I wanted to raise a little awareness about nwsn, the National Women's Shelter Network. It's dedicated to supporting women, children and families experiencing homelessness by connecting them with safe shelters and essential resources. This is so important. There's a growing crisis of women and children experiencing homelessness. About 1 million women and 2.5 million children and gender based violence and homelessness is really a thing and women experience it so much more than men. Safe shelters and supportive services are super, super important. So if you want to donate, go to nationalwomensselternetwork.org Paige and I are donating. We're going to add it to our newsletter. And thank you so much, NWSN, for all that you do. Also, we just want to say thank you to the Gigglers for manifesting the laughter on the red carpet and us having so much fun. It's because of you guys. And also shout out to Vanity Fair because they were amazing and so supportive and we just had so much fun. Go to Vanity Fair's YouTube and you can watch the two hour live stream of us. Go watch us. And we love you guys so much. Talk to you next time. Bye.

[Paige DeSorbo]

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[Hannah Berner]

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[Megan Thee Stallion]

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[Hannah Berner]

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[Megan Thee Stallion]

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