Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza

Summary

Podcast Summary: Giggling about Minding Our Business, the Patriarchy, and Peeing at the Plaza

Episode Title: Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
Release Date: January 28, 2025
Hosts: Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo
Podcast: Giggly Squad

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1. Personal Life Updates and Health Journeys (33:56 - 37:43)

In this segment, Hannah and Paige dive into personal updates, sharing significant life changes and health-related decisions. Hannah discusses her upcoming IVF appointment to freeze her eggs, emphasizing her proactive approach to family planning. She expresses both excitement and apprehension about the hormonal treatments and the potential impact on her body.

Notable Quotes:

• Hannah [33:56]: "I am going for my first appointment for IVF to freeze my eggs."
• Paige [35:07]: "It's never good to be pumping yourself with hormones."

Paige complements Hannah by sharing her own experiences with menstrual health, including the challenges of managing periods and the discomfort of using certain products. They both highlight the importance of self-care and mental health in their journeys.

2. Navigating Mental Health and Lifestyle Changes (36:16 - 37:43)

The hosts openly discuss their mental health strategies and lifestyle adjustments. Hannah reveals her decision to quit using marijuana, linking it to improved cognitive functions and better memory retention. Paige touches on the significance of regulating one's nervous system and finding personal alignment to maintain mental well-being.

Notable Quotes:

• Hannah [36:27]: "I've been trying to mind my own business. I really have."
• Paige [37:05]: "If anyone needs their futures read, my DMs are open."

3. Fashion, Style, and Shopping Habits (25:37 - 38:28)

Fashion takes center stage as Hannah and Paige discuss their unique shopping habits and personal styles. Hannah enjoys sending Paige vintage fashion risks to broaden her horizons, while Paige shares her recent investment in high-end jeans, highlighting the balance between budget-friendly and luxury fashion choices.

Notable Quotes:

• Paige [38:05]: "I do send you a lot of vintage risks that I don't think you'd consider."
• Hannah [38:19]: "I feel like you definitely could. It's funny you say that..."

They also humorously touch upon their family members' preferences, contrasting Hannah's father's affordable jeans from Sam's Club with Paige's mother's shopping at Costco.

4. Entertaining Anecdotes: Daphne's Photo Shoot (38:28 - 44:13)

Hannah shares a hilarious story about Daphne, her cat, disrupting a recent photo shoot by peeing on the set. The incident not only added chaos to the shoot but also provided plenty of laughs for Hannah and Paige. They discuss managing pets during professional engagements and the unexpected challenges that come with it.

Notable Quotes:

• Hannah [39:31]: "She jumped up on the bed, she looked at everyone, and she peed at the plaza."
• Paige [44:13]: "So certain members clubs, there's like, no approach rule. Yeah."

5. Debating Membership Clubs and Social Dynamics (40:22 - 45:25)

The conversation shifts to membership-based social clubs, with Hannah and Paige debating their value and relevance. They discuss the exclusivity of such clubs, the anxiety of managing multiple memberships, and whether these venues foster genuine connections or serve as status symbols.

Notable Quotes:

• Paige [44:24]: "You can make friends with someone who's a member."
• Hannah [45:16]: "I like being in charge of that."

6. Entertainment Insights: Oscars, AI in Film, and TV Shows (51:02 - 64:07)

Hannah and Paige delve into current entertainment trends, focusing on the Oscars and their excitement for the event. They discuss Taylor Swift being named "Best Dressed Celebrity of the Decade" and defend her style choices against critics. The hosts also explore the controversial use of AI in filmmaking, citing examples like Adrien Brody's accent enhancement in "The Brutalist."

Notable Quotes:

• Hannah [51:02]: "I just think one Nikki Glazer put me in a good mood because it's like..."
• Paige [53:21]: "They used AI to make his accent better."

They further discuss the TV show "Severance," praising its unique plot and Adam Scott's performance. The hosts express their appreciation for shows that keep audiences guessing and offer complex, layered storytelling.

Notable Quotes:

• Hannah [57:01]: "I love a show that is... I've never seen this plot before."
• Paige [58:39]: "Ben Stiller was like, this is what I want to do."

7. Humorous Personal Stories and Relationship Dynamics (63:02 - 65:21)

Wrapping up the episode, Hannah and Paige share humorous personal stories that highlight their unique relationship dynamics. Paige recounts an awkward experience with an ex-boyfriend during a play, underscoring the importance of mental health and personal boundaries. They emphasize the value of genuine connections and self-awareness in maintaining healthy relationships.

Notable Quotes:

• Paige [63:02]: "During halftime, he looks at me, I'm like, okay, what?"
• Hannah [65:04]: "What do we? Yeah, we love you guys so much. Thanks for giggling. Talk later."

8. Empowerment and Upcoming Projects (64:25 - 65:21)

In their closing remarks, Hannah and Paige encourage their listeners to focus on personal empowerment and self-improvement. They hint at upcoming projects, including recording their audiobook, and motivate their audience to pursue their goals with confidence and determination.

Notable Quotes:

• Hannah [64:35]: "Baby Girl. I watched an aura, which I liked."
• Paige [65:04]: "We love you guys so much. Thanks for giggling. Talk later."

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This episode of Giggly Squad offers a blend of personal anecdotes, insightful discussions on entertainment and mental health, and lighthearted banter that captures the essence of Hannah and Paige's dynamic friendship. Through their candid conversations, listeners gain a glimpse into their lives, challenges, and triumphs, all delivered with humor and authenticity.

Transcript

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[Paige]

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[Hannah]

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[Paige]

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[Hannah]

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[Hannah]

Oh how fancy.

[Paige]

We're having fun with character acting.

[Hannah]

I love it. I love it. How are you? I wait, I feel like I haven't seen you. Have I not?

[Paige]

No. I've been in Irvine, California.

[Hannah]

Doing what?

[Paige]

Doing stand up shows.

[Hannah]

You've been crushing.

[Paige]

Oh my God, stop. Thank you.

[Hannah]

I want to just say in your clips your hair has been looking really good because you know, like some sometimes I watch your clips with no sound because it's like 3am and I'm contemplating like so many other decisions I've made in my life.

[Paige]

You're like. Because I have eight screens open.

[Hannah]

Oh truly. And I've been noticing your hair.

[Paige]

You know some people make comments obviously when I I don't not brush. Okay, Sometimes I don't brush my hair. It's just that I air dry it so it looks crazy. And then if you don't wake up with the back of your hair going straight up. You didn't have a good sleep. So it's giving haters, like, it's giving, like, your jelly that, like, I had, like, four hours of REM Last night and didn't. So if you see my hair standing straight up in the back, just know she's well rested.

[Hannah]

Can I say something? I was at d. I was at dinner with Sierra a couple nights ago, and she said something to me a couple summers ago that I never forgot. And she said that white girls don't do the back of their hair. And I said, let me think. Let me think. And I'm.

[Paige]

You just say, hannah. You don't have to call her a white girl.

[Hannah]

And I'm sitting at dinner, and I touch the back of my hair, and she looks at me, and she goes, you didn't do the back of your hair. And I go, it's none of my business. It's literally. It doesn't come across my desk. How would the back of my hair come across my desk?

[Paige]

That's like, when you're doing your own, like, fake tan, do you do your back?

[Hannah]

Okay. This is another reason why I don't need a man. You know that my wingspan is crazy.

[Paige]

True.

[Hannah]

I can do my own spray tan on my back, and I can unzip and zip anything.

[Paige]

You're like an octopus.

[Hannah]

No, True.

[Paige]

An Italian.

[Hannah]

I truly am. I'm calamard. Fried calamar.

[Paige]

I also. Okay, wait. Kind of a big deal, but, like, it's such a big deal, but also not a big deal at all.

[Hannah]

That's my favorite kind of deals.

[Paige]

It's the least important, huge deal. So Des and I have been, like, auditioning a little bit for stuff, and he had, like, an audition, and I was giving my two cents as his wife and manager has his wife a juror. And he was like, why don't. Why don't you talk to me when you get one call back? Like, maybe one call back. And I was like, okay, first of all, who knows? I could be getting called back for all these auditions I did the last couple months. They're sifting through. It takes time, right?

[Hannah]

They're watching tape also.

[Paige]

They probably saw it and were like, wow, that was a lot to take in. I need to process.

[Hannah]

And they're probably like, star her. We have another project for her that would be perfect.

[Paige]

They were like, wait, I have a much bigger role in mind, I'm saying. So I was like, that's not even the case. And he's like, you'll know pretty quickly. And I was like, that's made up. So he literally, that day was like, talk to me when you get a call back. But that's, you know, that's our humor. That's a little nagging. So I get a call back, but I didn't know it was a call back because it said, like, directors, some, like, they called it something different. So in the email, I thought I was just like having to meet with like a director for like a something coffee or something. And they were like, no, it's a callback. So I called Des and I was like, go yourself. I'm just kidding. But I get this call back. I'm so excited for two roles. Love it. An assistant and like a marketing assistant in this thing. And like, when I tell you it was like less than two lines, less than two lines. And I'm trying to memorize it, but you know when it's like you almost wish it was more lines because it would help you try hard. It's like when you're late somewhere because you're so close.

[Hannah]

It's like when you're like, oh, I have a quiz on Friday, so I'm not gonna think about it till like Friday morning. And then you get to the quiz and you're like, oh, I should have thought about it like a couple days prior. But, like, it was just a quiz. It wasn't a test.

[Paige]

Then the auditions in New Jersey, Classic. So I have to like, drive to New Jersey. Oh, who's calling me? Oh, my husband. He knew we were talking about him. He knew mom is working. Okay. So I get there. Oh, yeah. And the end of it, they said, like, you could do a one minute improv on your character. So I was like, that's where I'm going to shine.

[Hannah]

That's so crazy. That would make me. I need seven beta blockers. That's the equivalent of someone saying, and what's a fun fact about you? Improv for one minute? Get the fuck out of my face.

[Paige]

That's just me living life. That's me at a Starbucks in the morning. I'm like, can I improv for you for one minute? That's all I want to do is improv for one minute. Get out. That's longer than one minute. I'm gonna lose you. You know what I mean?

[Hannah]

No. Picturing you at Starbucks being like, I have a bit. I want to see if you think this is funny. Give me one minute.

[Paige]

That's all I. But the funny thing is, is I'VE like, I literally up the first line, which is so funny. But I, I get it back. Also, I did take a beta block.

[Hannah]

Because you must, you must.

[Paige]

Also, I went all the way. This is the day after Radio City, mind you. So I'm in Radio City to go to New Jersey, waiting two hours. So I do my lines and they were like, thank you. And I look at them and I go, wait, do you want to see my improv? Because in the audition, do a one minute improv. They were like, no, no, they did it. And the guy was like, oh, did you prepare an improv for this two line character? And I was like, yes. I actually came up with a whole background. Her mom, her mom was, you know, she has a tough relationship with her mom. And I, I came up with a whole world of this assistant. I just, I was like, should I look at the camera? And they were like, we don't care where you look. It doesn't matter. I like, bitch. If I were to come all the way to New Jersey, which is cross country at this point, truly, I'm going to commit to the bit.

[Hannah]

Wait, I'm going to be. This is so funny. This is how we're so similar, but yet so different. When I'm trying on outfits or like, I'm packing to go somewhere, I put on an outfit. I'm immediately improving. I'm like, who is she? Where is she going in this outfit? What's her vibe?

[Paige]

Yeah, what's the, what's your facial expression when you're waiting?

[Hannah]

Yeah, like, what's the story she's telling with this outfit? Like, I give her another name and it helps me put outfits together. I have to detach myself. She's a different character.

[Paige]

However, I did see a tick tock saying that when you shop, you should. Unless you're you, you should try to avoid shopping for, like, the idea of you or like aspirational versions of you because, like, you're never gonna wear that. Those clothes. Like, I shop like I'm someone different. Like, I'm like, oh, if I were. So it's like, try to shop for the person you are in that moment.

[Hannah]

Well, she's usually depressed and on the couch, so that's, that's a lot.

[Paige]

Speaking of depression, we have a problem.

[Hannah]

What?

[Paige]

We got an email last week saying we have to record our audiobook.

[Hannah]

Oh.

[Paige]

And you responded, great. And I was like, you can't read.

[Hannah]

Especially because last podcast I was like, literally hacking up a lung.

[Paige]

Grace had to cut out all of your coughs and those Were, like, deep, deep. They were coming from, like, a dark place in your soul.

[Hannah]

There's a cough going around New York City. I'm like, how did I get it? I don't leave the home. No, but I got it. And I've. I literally just. Here's the other thing. Let's just talk about being sick for a second. The remedies for being sick sick are. I'll never not be old school with it. Like, what my mom did when I was sick. Like, I'm not buying all. I mean, I buy all the medicine. I take it all, and I'm like, this doesn't work. The only thing that has cured my sickness is Vicks. I love Vicks. I'll put Vicks all over my body.

[Paige]

Put it on my.

[Hannah]

And gargling with salt water.

[Paige]

Yep.

[Hannah]

And that's basically free and minding my own business. I've been trying to mind my own business. I really. It's, like, so crazy. I see things online. I'm like, who is she? That's not me.

[Paige]

That's not my business. You're like, why would the algorithm ever show me that? That has nothing to do with me.

[Hannah]

I'm like, who? She did What?

[Paige]

No, I say something, I forget you're my best friend.

[Hannah]

No. Do you see things and think, I didn't tell you things? Because I never.

[Paige]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Hannah]

Okay, good.

[Paige]

But I do like to see, like, people's lenses of how they describe something. Like, even like that article, like, what Paige was doing behind the scenes on Radio City. I was like, what did we do? And I clicked it and I said, romanticize it for me, because I'm pretty sure we were, you know, just scared.

[Hannah]

Ever trust me in an article? Because I've blacked out. I'm like, what do we do?

[Paige]

I do have to say, I never hate myself more than the way I sound in a quote on an article, because there's no tone. And every now and then, I'll see a sentence, and it's in quotes, which I said. And I'm just like. I sound like. Just. I don't know that girl.

[Hannah]

Stupid. I sound uneducated.

[Paige]

Yeah. If they put all the likes in.

[Hannah]

It, I'm like, oh, why did you do that?

[Paige]

And sarcasm doesn't. Doesn't work.

[Hannah]

It doesn't hit.

[Paige]

I learned that, though, in a People article way back when, when they were, like, asking me about my husband. She was like, you're with someone who's in his 40s. Like, what is that like? And I was like, Every day I'm afraid he's gonna die. And the headline was like, hannah afraid her husband's going to die. And then we got a prenup.

[Hannah]

No. Then we got life insurance. Things have been pretty good so far.

[Paige]

We have to get this audiobook figured out, though, because one, I feel like the girls are like the audiobook to do it. It has. And we have to put her all into it. Like, we have to speak every sentence from our hearts. But, like, do you think you can read off a page and, like, not fuck?

[Hannah]

I think I can do. I think I can do it because also, one of my dreams is to be in an animated movie just as a voice.

[Paige]

Oh, so this. You might actually thrive in this environment.

[Hannah]

I think I might thrive in this environment. And I've always seen myself as someone, like, as a character in Stuart Little or Paddington.

[Paige]

Like, whenever you see those behind the scenes, famous people acting it out, you're like, I want that to be. Yeah.

[Hannah]

Yeah. And like, I love that. How fun you can be in sweatpants and film a movie.

[Paige]

If one day we get older and we have kids, should we make a cartoon called Little Giggly Girls and it's us running around somewhere?

[Hannah]

Here's the thing about us. I truly do feel like we are just, you know, we're just full 360 women. And I do feel like when we have children, our careers will grow, like, with what they're doing. And I do see a world where we create, like, a TV show for.

[Paige]

Little girls that the moms will know all the little inside jokes that we're doing for the moms. Yes, yes.

[Hannah]

And who better to raise two girls than two girls that men hate? You know, I've been so excited to have a daughter the past couple weeks. I'm just like, you know what? I'm up for the job.

[Paige]

So this is. I'm so happy you brought this up because I've been. I've been so terrified because stand up comedy is a male dominated field. And like, while my. My career is gaining momentum, my eggs are losing momentum, and I'm competing with these fucking men. And if I have kids, I'm afraid, like, I'm gonna fall behind them. And then I was thinking about, like, other careers that I think women would dominate if like the last, you know, hundreds of years, we weren't just, like, forced to procreate before we wanted to. First of all, chefs. Chefs being. It's giving. It's giving. Like, it doesn't make sense that, not that it's so male dominated. When so many women are amazing at cooking.

[Hannah]

Yeah. Isn't there a whole thing that, like, we belong in the kitchen? So then why don't you get out?

[Paige]

Period. Period. We always talk about this. The FBI. Like, you've never called your dad when you lost something.

[Hannah]

Never once. Not once.

[Paige]

You're like, you know, who'll know where this is? Who can find it?

[Hannah]

My dad never.

[Paige]

Oh, yeah. Then there was the pilot stuff, which I'm not gonna get into. And then I was thinking, why are we being suppressed? I'm just working out thoughts with you guys. Yeah, but I wrote down, I think men are worried about women being more successful in them, cuz not because they'll lose power, but because then men will have to start being hot.

[Hannah]

No, I know.

[Paige]

Just think about it. Most guys are ugly and they're like, oh, shit, if girls make their own money, then, like, I have to start going to Pilates.

[Hannah]

I know so many hot girl guys that it's actually crazy. Like, no, why are there so many men on my, like, for you page and, like, my Instagram stories? Waking up, going to the gym, posting it, posting their coffee, and then just, like, chilling the rest of the day, but pretending that they do stuff. It's so cringey to me.

[Paige]

It's.

[Hannah]

The men have. The men have tried to, like, take our hot girl role. It's like, you don't belong in Pilates. Get out.

[Paige]

If you're that hot, I'm fine. If you're not making money, it's the guys who are not hot and not making money that it's like, what are we bringing to the table? Don't get mad at us because we're bringing something to the table.

[Hannah]

Yeah, I am the table. I'm the table and four chairs. Take a seat, bitch. Sit down. Wait, I have to say one thing. One Daphne update.

[Paige]

Yes.

[Hannah]

I had to do a photo shoot at the plaza last week, and it was like, ugh, my Blair Waldorf Emily in Paris. Dreams come true. Daphne was requested by the brand to also be in the photo shoot. This poor kitty had a work day. Like, kitty had a freaking work day. I literally feel like she looked at me at one moment being like, put me back up for adoption. Because, like, bitch, this is.

[Paige]

She fall asleep on the job at all.

[Hannah]

She slept throughout the whole job. Really? But the best part was she jumped up on the bed, she looked at everyone, and she peed at the plaza. And she. I said, you know what, Daphne? I did birth you because I peed in positano one time.

[Paige]

Wait, I love how she has to make eye contact during the pee. She has.

[Hannah]

It's so gnarly.

[Paige]

Very performative.

[Hannah]

She's. No, she's so freaking performative. I'm like, I can't. And then she got under the bed.

[Paige]

Okay.

[Hannah]

And was like, I'll be here until my next shot. My assistant literally was at. She was lit under the bed of the plaza trying to get my cat.

[Paige]

So Daphne's not allowed back in the plaza after pissing on their linen sheets.

[Hannah]

Yeah. So we had to, like cover it up and it was just like a whole thing.

[Paige]

I can't wait to see the photos, though.

[Hannah]

I can't wait to see the photos. The girl that styled the shoot, her name, shout out. Her name is Maren Taylor. She's so incredible. She found this set. This like knit. Not even knit. I don't even know, like, crocheted set that was like a bustier, strapless top and like matching miniskirt that had Daphne's face on it. I was like, I need to purchase this. Like, please secure this for me. It was so cute. I can't wait to see the pictures because Daphne truly is.

[Paige]

I just hope Daphne doesn't start getting a reputation in the industry, you know, like, because, you know, the makeup artists talk and next, you know, it's like she peed on someone.

[Hannah]

During the last year, like, Daphne's been clawing and peeing. Someone DM'd me the other day and was like, karl Lagerfeld's cat, Chopet. Her bed. His bed was on sale at Sotheby's.

[Paige]

She's like, do it, do it.

[Hannah]

It was just.

[Paige]

So how much money was it?

[Hannah]

I don't know. I literally didn't look it up because I was like, if I look it up and it's gorgeous, I'll have to purchase it.

[Paige]

And that's self control and that's boundaries.

[Hannah]

And that's self control. I was like, I can't. If it's $17,000, like, I can't do it.

[Paige]

I do have to say this is a random thought, but about children, I've never. You're both your dad and your brother's name is Gary. I've never seen a baby named Gary. So can someone explain that to me?

[Hannah]

I never meet other Gary's either. The only time I hear my brother's name is in like, stand up bits. And it's always like, fucking Gary. You know, and of course I'm always sending them to him.

[Paige]

It's just, where are all the. There's adult Gary's But I've never seen a toddler Gary where it's like, hi, little Gary. Like, it's not a thing. It's like, Greg. You've never seen a baby named Greg?

[Hannah]

No.

[Paige]

No.

[Hannah]

That's so.

[Paige]

Honestly, it's funny. My brother and my dad have the same name too. Dan. But my dad was Danny and my brother was Daniel. What did you guys do? Gary junior?

[Hannah]

No, Gary's not a junior. They have different middle names. I want, like, why is that such a thing for guys and not for girls? Because I, as someone who has never gone through a phase, I always say this when people DM me. Like, I'm thinking about naming my baby Paige. I never went through a phase where I didn't like my name. Like, I. If that was a thing, I would so name my daughter Paige.

[Paige]

I know, because it's like, we can't get the last name. Can we get the first name at least?

[Hannah]

Right? Can we have, like, a say in anything over here?

[Paige]

Are women even allowed to talk in 2025?

[Hannah]

No. It's so crazy.

[Paige]

I. I warm the Sorry, I'm on voice rest sweatshirt, and I've worn it before at the airport because it's like, my favorite sweatshirt. I am getting bad luck this trip. The second I got to the airport.

[Hannah]

You lost your voice.

[Paige]

No, A guy just is like, what is your sweatshirt say? And I'm like, oh, no. And then they read it and they go, oh, are you on voice rest? And I'm like, this conversation is, like 10 minutes too long already.

[Hannah]

Like, you're just like.

[Paige]

And then like, I got on a flight and someone stopped me. What is your switch? And because it's like a sentence, they like, look at you for, like, it feels like three minutes too long.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

And I was like, do I have to flip this sweatshirt inside out? Because I'm getting, like, harassed giggling in bed.

[Hannah]

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[Paige]

What are you searching on your phone? She's doing research.

[Hannah]

I want to get the exact title. Taylor Swift has been named the Best Dressed Celebrity of the Decade by Super Dry. Taylor Swift has once again proved she's not just a pop pop icon, but also a style sensation as a study by Super Drag crowned her Best Dressed Celebrity of the Decade.

[Paige]

Okay, and normally I defend Taylor, but what I Will say is Taylor Swift herself does not want that title. Taylor Swift is like, I'm smart, I'm funny, I'm interesting. I've never tried to be a fashionista. Why are they trying to put that on her?

[Hannah]

Honey, I was shocked.

[Paige]

I don't. Super. That's super. What? I never heard of that.

[Hannah]

I don't know. But then, like, here's the thing. I am all for her, like, going and supporting her boyfriend at football games. And I love to see what people wear to football games. It's so fun.

[Paige]

But you're like my dad when he sees a tall person who never played basketball, and you're like, you had so much potential. That's you. I know the face. My dad makes it. You just made it. No. You have so much to work with.

[Hannah]

So here's the thing. One of my biggest pet peeves. This goes for, like, all walks of life. Boyfriends, just like my friends. Like, honestly, anyone on the street. Wasted potential. Ugh. Ugh. I hate it. I hate it.

[Paige]

I'm like, no one wants to work these days.

[Hannah]

No one wants to work these days.

[Paige]

But not to defend Taylor, because I want to have my career with. I at least think she. She likes her outfit.

[Hannah]

Like, she's wearing, and that's all that matters.

[Paige]

And is she surrounded by yes people? Clearly. Like, they're like, yes, this red lipstick should never come off you forever because you like it. And if she likes it, I'm happy. I don't. When you could tell a celeb feels uncomfortable in it and looks bad. Like, that's my biggest pet peeve, because sometimes you guys hate on celebrities. And I'm like, you know, she got a fight with her stylist, and the Cyrus is like, I swear this is gonna work. And then she walks out and just got attacked.

[Hannah]

Here's my motto. If you like it, I love it. If you like it, I freaking love it.

[Paige]

That's not your motto.

[Hannah]

It is, because I don't care.

[Paige]

It's not my business. It's year of. It's none of my business.

[Hannah]

Unless it's taking place here and now right in front of me. None of my business.

[Paige]

I do have to. And the thing that's annoying with Taylor is that she has the body of a model. Model body. She really model face. I can't pull off a hat. And it's a choice when you know all the cameras are going to be on you to be like, I want to wear my condom hat tonight.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

And it's. It's confidence. It's Strength.

[Hannah]

Here's one thing I will say that I do like about her fashion. I. And it is very much like, with her brand, like, she goes through all these, like, different eras. I do like that, like, she could show up one day in a. More like a Louis Vuitton hoodie with, like, a matching beanie, and that's like, street wear. And then the next day, she'll show up in, like, the girliest, cutest little dress, like, usually on TikTok. Like, I get so many fashion videos, and I love, like, there's this one girl, Alison Bornstein, on TikTok. She's just like. So have you watched her video?

[Paige]

Yes. She's always wearing a blazer, right?

[Hannah]

She's. Yeah, she's always just, like, very chic. And she says, like, how to find your own personal style.

[Paige]

You describe your style in three words or something. Yes.

[Hannah]

Which I love because, like, when you don't know what to wear, you, like, revert back to, like, what is my personal style, except for me and having, like, multiple personalities one day. It's not who I am. That's not who I am. So I like that Taylor does, like, switch it up and, like, what her vibe is, because, you know, there's those girls that's, like, all they wear is the row. And, like, that's, like, very tailored. Very. Give me a. Give me something quirky.

[Paige]

I do appreciate a risk. Obviously, we both love a watch choker. Do you want to explain yourself? Because people were very worried that I was. I'd kidnaped you, and I put a gun to your head and made you wear a watch choker.

[Hannah]

I was given as a gift, like, this Michael Kors watch choker. And I was just like, wait, it kind of is so cool. And, like, for, like, going out into my little Prada set, I was just, like, obsessed with it.

[Paige]

Yes.

[Hannah]

And I felt connected to you because I hadn't seen you in, like, a week.

[Paige]

Oh, no. That makes me so happy. And then Grace posted breaking news. Watch chokers. Now Paige and Hannah coded. So all the pages started freaking out.

[Hannah]

Freaking out, freaking out.

[Paige]

But look, we got to keep them on their toes.

[Hannah]

Yeah. And it's just an accessory. It's fun to, like. It's fun to, like, not be yourself. Honestly, no. That's my vibe.

[Paige]

Recently, have you ever ordered clothes online that took, like, really long, and by the time that it arrives, you're like, I have no idea who that girl was.

[Hannah]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Paige]

Like, what did I see? Like, what was trending during that time?

[Hannah]

I recently regulated my nervous system. And I feel like anything I ordered before then I was like, I don't know who she is.

[Paige]

Wait, how do you know your nervous system's regulated? Because I don't think I've ever, ever. It's. Ever since I came out of the home, I came out, like, unregulated.

[Hannah]

I haven't woken up with anxiety in, like, three weeks. And I'm usually like. When we were on tour, I would wake up at, like, 6am from my anxiety, and I haven't done.

[Paige]

Wait, now I'm gonna cry again. Because, like, that's all I wanted to hear for, like, so long.

[Hannah]

No, like, I've been, like, breathing. It's crazy.

[Paige]

Do you have any advice?

[Hannah]

No.

[Paige]

Stay. Find your alignment.

[Hannah]

Have no advice. Us Weekly. I have no advice. Okay.

[Paige]

Do you know what woke me up this morning? Not to brag? My period.

[Hannah]

Stop.

[Paige]

I. Okay. I did eat a whole charcuterie board to myself last night, which I think is illegal.

[Hannah]

You think that the dairy brought it on?

[Paige]

Well, I've never. I was starving after the show, so I'm like, I'll have a snack and get a charcuterie board. But, like, when you're alone, I'm gonna finish.

[Hannah]

Like, I'll house this. Yeah. Yeah.

[Paige]

So I finished it, and then at like, 8am My stomach was fucking killing me. And I'm like, I didn't take a lactate, but still. It's never happened. I eat like that most nights.

[Hannah]

And then you woke up with just, like, a crime scene.

[Paige]

A crime scene. But also then I do. I am one of those girls that they say God chose me because I only have three day periods, but they're like. The first two days are like, I'm out of commission.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

But then that's it. We're gone.

[Hannah]

Like, you know, when I got my period back, which is. It's almost been a year that I've been regular. I got it back in, I think, April or May last year. My. It went down like. I used to be a. I used to be one of those girls that was a solid seven days.

[Paige]

Oh, my God.

[Hannah]

And it started to, like, taper to, like, five. And now I'm like, three to four. And it's so nice.

[Paige]

Also, I don't want to brag about my. But, like, some of these tampons are too big. Wait, some of them are bricks. Like, literally a choke.

[Hannah]

Why do the. Why do they even make the cardboard ones anymore?

[Paige]

The patriarchy.

[Hannah]

No. It's like, I don't need sandpaper.

[Paige]

No. When it hits a wrong Angle days ruined.

[Hannah]

No. I'm like, okay, I just popped it over.

[Paige]

Well, the problem with the big ones, even if you get them in, eventually they'll get all wet and start trying to come out, like, and then start turtling. And that is the most painful feeling in the world.

[Hannah]

No. Have you ever, like, had to stick it back up, like, with your finger and you're just like, okay?

[Paige]

Yeah. If you're wearing gel X, then it's like, okay, well, now I have a red French.

[Hannah]

Yes. Wait, Speaking of vagina. Oh, we do love a segue. Speaking of vaginas, on Monday, I am going for my first appointment for. I was just gonna say IVF to freeze my eggs.

[Paige]

Oh, wait, that's huge.

[Hannah]

Huge.

[Paige]

What made you make that decision?

[Hannah]

Well, I have. I wanted to do it, like, I would say probably in, like, last year. I was like, probably in the spring. I was like, okay, 20, 25, I'm freezing my eggs. And I had it, like, on my list because I. January, I was like, okay, tour is over. Like, I'm just going to, like, chill the month of January. And I had, like, a list of things I wanted to get done in the month of January. I'm such a list person. One of them was like, get more massages. But anyhow, so that was, like, one of my goals. So I made my first appointment. But the only thing is, like, I have to pick two weeks that I'm going to be home because I have to do the shots, like, same time every night. They have to be. I think they have to be in the refrigerator. And everyone I've talked to has been like, the two weeks is totally fine. Like, the needle's not big. You can do it yourself. Like, you get used to it. But then I've talked to some girls who have said, because you're pumping yourself full of hormones, so many hormones, and then you're doing the egg retrieval that your body changes.

[Paige]

Oh. Like. Like, permanently, kind of.

[Hannah]

And I, like, that freaked me out. But it was only, like, two girls said that to me.

[Paige]

It's never good to be pumping yourself with hormones. However, you're someone who has pcos, so.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Isn't this kind of, like, a great way to make.

[Hannah]

I don't know.

[Paige]

You're giving yourself a chance. God forbid you have.

[Hannah]

Yeah, no, I've always known that, like, I have to freeze my eggs.

[Paige]

Really?

[Hannah]

Yeah. Yeah. Because I just feel like it's such a safety. Because here's the thing. Like, when I first decided to freeze my eggs, it wasn't like, oh, my God, my career. And, like, I genuinely thought, like, at I would have a kid, but it always in the back of my head, I was like, what if I get to, like, 39, 40? And I'm like, wait, I want one more. So that was always my thought process on freezing my eggs now. Now I'm like, oh, so now it's different. I'm like, I need it as, like, a security, I think. But it is, like, making me relax a little bit, though, knowing that. No.

[Paige]

100%. It's like a mental health thing too. I know, though, like, people have said, like, you. You don't feel like yourself during it because you are injecting yourself with hormones.

[Hannah]

Right? So I'm like, what are the two weeks I'm doing it? I think I'm gonna do it after our last Giggly Squad tour and maybe do it, like, the beginning of March. Do the shots and the retreat.

[Paige]

Or do it during. And like, fuck it, fam. Let's let it rip.

[Hannah]

Well, I can't take a beta blocker. I feel like end hormones are just true too much. And here's the other thing. When you're freezing your eggs, you can't do anything.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Like, it's almost like you're pregnant.

[Paige]

Well, you're gonna love that. You're gonna love being like, oh, no, I can't.

[Hannah]

I can't go. That's crazy. But here's the one thing. I haven't been smoking any weed because I'm like, I can't just go cold turkey. So I've been, like, not smoking weed. I've literally never loved life more. I realized that I smoked a lot of weed because I disassociated.

[Paige]

If there.

[Hannah]

I'm a disassociation queen.

[Paige]

Do you feel like you're remembering things better now?

[Hannah]

Yeah, I know. I literally am. Like, wait a minute. That was fucked up.

[Paige]

My favorite is when we would gossip and you'd be like, oh, my God, I heard the craziest thing. And you tell me. And I'd be like, I told you that. That's when you know you're spending too much time with someone.

[Hannah]

Wait, talk about dressing as a different person. Sometimes I'd get so high and, like, place a, like, clothing order. And it would come the next, like, in the next two days. And I'd be like, what freak of nature saw this outfit and said, perfect, put it in the cart. So I had to stop. I had to literally stop.

[Paige]

I feel like sometimes we'll be like, let's wait to talk about it on giggly. And sometimes I feel like I ask you questions because I want to know your honest answer in front of the gigglers.

[Hannah]

Yeah. I love that.

[Paige]

I have this new hobby where when I look for clothes, it stresses me out, but if I see something I think Paige is going to like, I send it to her. So, like, I like to feel like I'm shopping for someone who has long legs.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

What are your reactions? Honestly?

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

When I just. I'm sending you stuff I want you to buy.

[Hannah]

I'd say four out of nine times, I'm like, that's cute.

[Paige]

I do send you a lot of vintage risks that I don't think you'd consider, but I'm just trying to broaden your horizon. But, like, I feel like I. I could style you.

[Hannah]

I feel like you definitely could. It's funny you say that, because recently I've been looking at clothes and I. I've been saying, like, oh, that would look cool on Hannah. I truly do feel like you are a Mew Mew girl. Because. No, because Mew Mew is having, like, you know, like, have the car heart, like zip ups. Do you not have one of those?

[Paige]

I don't think I. I think it's because I'm waiting. I don't need it for the winter. And I'm not a farmer, and I.

[Hannah]

Don'T have a farmer's almond.

[Paige]

I don't have that. I need to milk. It's funny because in the Midwest, that's just like, everyone has a.

[Hannah]

That's just a jacket.

[Paige]

Like, every dad has it.

[Hannah]

I'm this spring. I need you in like, a barrel jean and a Miu Miu, like, Carhartt. Like, zip up with, like, your stoner Mew Mew top. I just feel like that is so you.

[Paige]

I finally bought expensive jeans and they're like, crazy expensive. But, like, I was like, I. I realized some jeans look bad on me because they're literally 45. I bought. Got a gold barrel jeans.

[Hannah]

Okay.

[Paige]

And they're great. I highly recommend. They were like 200 something ish.

[Hannah]

Do you want to know where my dad gets his jeans?

[Paige]

Carhartt.

[Hannah]

Sam's club.

[Paige]

Sam's club.

[Hannah]

He loves it. He's obsessed with it. He'll come home and be like, guess how much these jeans were? And I'm like, I don't know, like, $50. He goes, 7. $7.

[Paige]

My mom is recently obsessed with. Not recently. I feel like every family, but we have to do a shout out to them. Costco.

[Hannah]

Okay. We don't have A Costco up in Albany. So we were Sam's club family.

[Paige]

Okay. So that's our. Our Sam's club was our Costco Sierra Posts. Hey, I want to get something from Costco. Does anyone have a card? I don't know if this is illegal, but I was like, girl, I got you.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

And then my nana has had to get ear. What is it called for her to hear better Hearing aid.

[Hannah]

You can get those at Costco.

[Paige]

You can get them at Costco. Costco. Shout out. Costco. They were amazing. They got her, like, really great ones. She walked around the store, and I.

[Hannah]

Think your nana asked my dad if he wanted to try it at Gigley Radio City.

[Paige]

Well, yeah. My nana was like, if you do it, I'll do it.

[Hannah]

And apparently she was like, try my hearing aid. He was like, I can't.

[Paige]

Apparently, like, 10 years ago, it was really clunky and big, and the technology's gotten really good in Nana, you guys.

[Hannah]

Oh, wow.

[Paige]

Nana's gonna get hearing aids finally. And it was. Actually. She writes a lot on Instagram, and she told me she likes to write a lot because she has trouble hearing and she feels connected with her community on Instagram because she could hear everyone. No, I'm crying. I can't. Like, I'm. I'm on my period, and.

[Hannah]

No, I've been so. Hannah. I've been so girly recently and, like, having, like, true girl emotions.

[Paige]

Are you in your feminine energy?

[Hannah]

No, I've been so feminine recently. I've been, like, turning my brain off. I've just been like, she's, like, feminine.

[Paige]

I've been saying sorry for no reason.

[Hannah]

Babies have just been actively coming up to me. Like, there was a baby in the elevator the other day and, like, waved at me, and I was like. I literally looked and turned. I was like, am I giving such good aura right now? Is my aura on 10?

[Paige]

You're just a completely different person.

[Hannah]

I'm in my feminine era. It's just like, oh, it's so nice.

[Paige]

You've always been girly, but, like. But not soft.

[Hannah]

I've never been soft. Thank you. Wait, can I just say something about Costco? Why is. Why is Costco's Sam's Club or in, like, BJ's? Like, the whole membership thing? So cunty. Like, they're the original members clubs of New York City. Yeah.

[Paige]

Like, have you ever gotten a table at Costco?

[Hannah]

My grandma used to take me to BJ's every Saturday and be like, like, we're gonna shop, and then we're gonna have a pizza at BJ's, and I'd be like, grandma, I love today.

[Paige]

As you guys know, I'm a grandma, so I don't know what's going on in the city, but I've seen all these tiktoks of girls just being like, if you're gonna go out and you don't want to be at the club, like, you have to go to a members club where they have dinner. What's your opinion of all these member clubs popping up? Is it worth it? Are all of them equal? Is it the vibe, as someone who has a pulse on the scene in New York City of cool people? What's your take?

[Hannah]

There's a couple members clubs that I frequent. I only belong to one of them because it's like, what am I like in Little League? How many things can I belong to?

[Paige]

Exactly.

[Hannah]

And it's like, you pay. It's like a country club. It's like, near. It's like a country club.

[Paige]

It gives me anxiety to know that I'm like, have too many subscriptions going on that I'm not gonna same use.

[Hannah]

It's like a country club without a tennis court. And it's just like, what is the point here?

[Paige]

So if you know someone, they could take you.

[Hannah]

Yeah. You can bring up to, like, a certain amount of guests. So, like, if all your friends, like, are. If one is a member at one place, like, whatever. I will say in terms of, like, being in my 30s and going out, I'm not trying to, like, go to the club club. I do like a place that, like, you go for dinner, you stay till 1am and then you're fucking out. Like, you're out of there. So I like it in my older age. But again, you have to. You have to be. You have to have a job because you are paying this, like, membership fee, which, like, is kind of annoying. But also it's very convenient to, like, be in your 30s and be like, yeah, I'm not like, going to a club now.

[Paige]

But you're also, like, paying for the dinner on top of it. It's not like you get free dinner.

[Hannah]

You're paying for the dinner on top of it.

[Paige]

Do people talk to each other? Like, are you making friends?

[Hannah]

So certain members clubs, there's like, no approach rule. Yeah.

[Paige]

You can't approach people. What if someone dropped something? You can't be.

[Hannah]

No, it's like, okay, if I'm sitting at dinner and Paris Hilton is sitting next to me, it would be D class A for me to lean over and say, such a huge fan.

[Paige]

You can't do it at these clubs.

[Hannah]

But I'm, I think they're cool. Here's the other thing. In, like London, I feel like that's all they're going out scene is.

[Paige]

Oh, yeah, they love houses.

[Hannah]

Yeah. So I feel like New York City is trying to like, jump on that band wagon. I think, like, each member's club too also has like a different vibe.

[Paige]

So just, long story short, just make friends with someone who's a member.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Okay. Like, it's like the friend with the boat.

[Hannah]

Correct. Just figure out, I think pick one girl from each, like in your friend group to join a different one. And you're like, you're literally covered.

[Paige]

Strategic. Just make an Excel document.

[Hannah]

The reason that I joined one of them is because, again, I don't like anyone being in charge of me. So, like, I didn't like that. It was like, I have to wait for someone to be like, you want to come? Blah, blah, blah. Like, I hate that. I hate owing anyone.

[Paige]

And so you don't want to feel indebted to someone.

[Hannah]

I'll go when I want to go and bring who I want to bring.

[Paige]

Yep.

[Hannah]

So, like, I like that. I like being in charge of that.

[Paige]

Yeah. Okay. I feel like I understand it more.

[Hannah]

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[Paige]

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[Hannah]

For whatever reason, I'm so excited this year.

[Paige]

What are you excited about?

[Hannah]

I just think. Here's why I think I'm so excited. I think one Nikki Glazer put me in a good mood because it's like.

[Paige]

Oh, you're like, I have a good taste in my mouth. Coming into.

[Hannah]

I'm like, oh. People are looking at girls and being like, hey, you can be funny.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

And Also, I think that at the Golden Globes, there were so many dresses that I liked and that I feel like that never really happens. Like, I hate when I watch an award show and I'm just like, oh, I wanted, like, more. I set myself up and my expectations were too high. The Golden Globes, I felt like there's so many dresses that just looked so good. So I'm really excited for the Oscars. And also, maybe I know most. I know more movies this year maybe than I ever have before. Can't wait to see if Ariana Grande wins. Can't wait to see what she wears.

[Paige]

Have to say, I really rooting for Wicked. Like, I watched it. I enjoyed it so, so, so much. Do you know what I hate when. Because they do well in the box office, it makes it, like, less artsy for some reason. When it's like, no, this movie was art.

[Hannah]

Can I tell you why I'm really rooting for Wicked? Even though I didn't watch it and you didn't.

[Paige]

Yeah. You didn't support it.

[Hannah]

I didn't support it.

[Paige]

You publicly were like, this is not something I stand for. You denounced it.

[Hannah]

Here's why I'm rooting for it to win. Much like comedy and stand up, I feel like they have not recognized it. I feel the same way with musical theater. Like, yes, obviously, like, Broadway has the Tonys and whatever, and they have their own award show. I just feel like people look down on, like, a comedy movie won't put it in its own section. Won't give stamp. Stand up its own section. These people not only. And they're. And comedians are doing all of the things, like, they're acting. No, truly, I feel the same way with musicals. Like, okay, they're acting, but they're also belting out a song at the same time.

[Paige]

Being thrown across a room while hitting a note while keeping her face looking decent. I can't even do that while jogging.

[Hannah]

Yeah. Give her a freaking statue to put on her mantle. She deserves it.

[Paige]

But there was. There is drama going around with AI. Have you heard about that?

[Hannah]

No.

[Paige]

The Brutalist with Adrien Brody, which is supposed to be incredible. They found out. They used AI to make his accent. His Hungarian accent better.

[Hannah]

No way.

[Paige]

And then apparently in Amelia Perez.

[Hannah]

Wait, I have to watch that. I have to watch.

[Paige]

I've heard people obsessed with it and people, like, so mad about the.

[Hannah]

That's what. Zoe Saldana.

[Paige]

Yes. So they're saying that one of the actresses to hit, the one who got nominated for everything, to hit some of the High notes. They used AI and they were like, how could she win over Cynthia when Cynthia hit the notes while flying? So there's drama, but it hasn't been confirmed, so I don't want to spread. I think it was confirmed also. I'm back on my challengers.

[Hannah]

Please, please elaborate.

[Paige]

Look, I saw I was nominated in the Golden Globes, and I did not say anything negative. I said, yeah, I support women in the arts. Like, it's. It was for the, like, music in the background.

[Hannah]

I'm like, maybe you protected your own piece. You protected your.

[Paige]

None of my business. It's not my business.

[Hannah]

It doesn't involve me. It's none of my business.

[Paige]

Maybe it was when I was on the airplane watching the music didn't hit how it. It did in the theater. Did it make any sense? No, but it's not for me. It's not my business. Yeah, but then it didn't get nominated for an Oscar. And then Andy Murray, who's, like a. One of the best tennis players who ever lived, a clip popped up because my algorithm knows me where he was like, as a tennis player, this movie was, like, almost disrespectful. Like, bonkers. Like, this made no sense to me. I don't know what it was. And he goes, maybe I. It's, like, artsy, and that's good. But, like, as a professional tennis player, this missed the mark was insulting. And I. I love an artsy thing that misses the mark, but not when. Also the care. I'm still. Yeah, I'm back on my. When the characters have. They're like, if you know what, it.

[Hannah]

Actually is my business.

[Paige]

There's no character development. You're not rooting for any of them.

[Hannah]

No. I didn't know what happened the whole time.

[Paige]

If I want to watch house music, I'll watch house music. I don't watch bad acting with bad storyline over it. And yes. Am I never going to get hired in a role with Lucas Gualdano? No. And you know what? It's. I can't even get a little role, so I'm fine with that.

[Hannah]

You can't get a call back.

[Paige]

I'm back on my bullshit. But challengers did not get nominated. And I said it might be my fault because I spoke out.

[Hannah]

I have such a superficial take on it. I love a sex scene. As someone who, in Covid. As someone who In Covid watched 3, 365 days every single night. Okay. And literally, it was the cause of my breakup. I would say I love a sex scene. Okay. I Get into it. I want to see it. I'm all about it. If there's not one person, one man in the threesome that I want to have sex with, then what are we all doing here?

[Paige]

Also, the whole movie's baiting. It's gay baiting. It's threesome baiting. It's players can play tennis baiting. No one actually did what they advertised the movie was going to do, and for that reason, I'm out.

[Hannah]

The only reason I continue to watch it is because I like seeing Zendaya on my screen. I like her jawline. I like her eyes. I like her outfits. Like, I enjoy. She's one of those people that, like, I don't care what she's doing on a screen. I like seeing her and watching her. She's my Molly Mae.

[Paige]

But also what I would say is, she can do so many things. Why pick the one thing that she can't do?

[Hannah]

I want her to literally just become. I want her to lean more into being a pop star.

[Paige]

Yeah. Like, I want to see her dance. I want to see her sing. I want to see her.

[Hannah]

If she had a concert, I would go to it.

[Paige]

Is there a new Molly Mae episode out?

[Hannah]

I don't know.

[Paige]

I think there might. Do you know what I'm watching?

[Hannah]

Tell me.

[Paige]

Severance.

[Hannah]

Hannah, you started from season one.

[Paige]

I. Okay, so I watched season one a while ago.

[Hannah]

Yes.

[Paige]

It comes out, and we start playing the next season. And immediately I'm like, dez. Pause. I go, I have no clue what's going on.

[Hannah]

Let's go back.

[Paige]

He looks at me and goes, you don't remember?

[Hannah]

And I'm like, no, not for a second.

[Paige]

I don't even know what the plot is. Like, I've not.

[Hannah]

Same. That's how I felt. I literally was like, did I watch this show?

[Paige]

But it would make me feel crazy. But DEZ is, like, weirdly smart with that stuff. So then he.

[Hannah]

He has a memory. He retains information. Yeah.

[Paige]

This is what happens when you're on your phone the whole time while watching. I'm like, no.

[Hannah]

I was like, damn. I'm like, I was high watching this because I don't remember a goddamn thing.

[Paige]

I love things that are, like a different kind of otherworldly, make you think, complicated, but for anyone.

[Hannah]

So different. You've. We've never seen.

[Paige]

We've never seen a show like this. And it's so crazy that, like. Like, nothing could happen and you still have so many conspiracies about what's gonna happen. Like, it's not One of those movies where they just show you it. Like, we're learning every episode more about this world that we're so confused about. I love that they keep it secretive. But anyway, do not feel ashamed. Re watch season one of Severance so you get back in the groove. I haven't watched episode two yet, but DEZ says it's, like, amazing. And Ben Stiller directed it. I didn't know that.

[Hannah]

Okay. I was just gonna say I saw a clip or something Ben Stiller was doing in an interview with Patricia Arquette, who plays, like, one of the main roles in season one. And she said that he's such a talented director that he actually wouldn't tell the actors what was going on either, because he wanted them to give off this confused. I don't know. Because he wanted the audience to be like, like, what the is going on? And they. The acting in it. I love when tv. No, I freaking love when I'm just like, oh, this acting. You know? Like, I don't know. But they are so good in their roles. And, like, it just really is such a good show. I love a show that is. You're like, I've never seen this plot before. I don't know what's gonna happen because it's so quirky and weird. But it. Season one is so good.

[Paige]

And I do have to say with the casting. What's his name? Adam Scott, who I knew from stepbrothers as the asshole brother. Brother. He was so amazing in that.

[Hannah]

He's so good. He's so. I didn't realize, like, how he can really play anything. I feel like.

[Paige]

And he's a genius. Apparently. Ben Stiller was like, this is what I want to do. Apple tv. We have to hire this guy, Mark Scott, who apparent is it Mark Adam Scott. And they were like, what's he up to right now? And he, like, wasn't really up to anything. And they were like, can we get someone bigger? And Ben Stiller was like, no, I want him. And they were like, well, he has to audition. And Ben Stiller, like, called him, was like, hey, I'm so embarrassed. But, like, you have to audition for this. He came in.

[Hannah]

Isn't that a crazy thing as an actor? Like, then it's an insulting to audition.

[Paige]

I keep asking actors I know, and I don't know a lot, but everyone I've asked, like, for advice about auditioning, they were like, I haven't auditioned in four years. And you're like, what?

[Hannah]

Yeah, that's like. I would have just assumed, like, you Audition for every role.

[Paige]

I guess a lot of the time, like, they'll write something around you or they'll be like, oh, this is so. This is so. I can't think of one actress. This is so.

[Hannah]

But like, it makes sense. Yeah, it makes sense because it's like, okay, well, watch my movie.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Like, you know, I can do it. Yeah. Like, Den. Actually, Denzel just like, said a thing. He was like, I haven't auditioned in 40 years or something.

[Paige]

What's your take on this? Which I saw on Tick Tock. They said someone goes, I'm sick of in all these. What are those things you like to watch that are like different time periods? Period pieces.

[Hannah]

Period pieces. People with Botox and fillers can't be in a period piece.

[Paige]

And fillers. That's like in your face. I don't want to see you in Oppenheimer. I don't want to see you in Gladiator. I don't want to see you on Bridgerton.

[Hannah]

Get out of Gilded Age. If you have your lips done. It's not for me, honey. No, I stand by it. I stand by it.

[Paige]

No matter the makeup, the hair, the anything.

[Hannah]

The filler just like comes out like you're from 2025. Get out of here.

[Paige]

That's why Nicole Kidman just plays like stuck up business women who are getting paid really well. And her filler looks amazing for the role.

[Hannah]

Wait, when is that gonna be streaming? I want to Baby Girl.

[Paige]

I think you can pay for it on like, like Amazon prime or something. I need to watch Baby Girl. I watched an aura, which I. I liked.

[Hannah]

Amelia Perez and Baby Girl are all you guys.

[Paige]

We have so much homework. We have so much fun homework. We have so much truly. Side note, when I saw Lady Gaga and A Star Is Born, the filler distracted me because I wanted more expressions.

[Hannah]

I was truly like the only person that didn't like that movie. I don't like the singing. And also I don't like the singing. Even though it was like a very crucial part and also the ending. Everyone was like, so shocked. I was like, really? Like, duh. I feel like I sat in the theater and everyone was like, oh, my God. I was like, guys, this is a remake. And also like, yeah, this man was depressed. Like, what the fuck are you talking about?

[Paige]

Wait. I feel like I told this story before, but a while ago, I need to tell it. One of my ex boyfriends, he took me to a play, a Broadway play. And the whole time he was like, I know what's gonna happen. I Know what's gonna happen. And I was just enjoying the play. I'm like, okay. Like, he's. He was like, smart. So I'm like, okay, maybe he knows something. I don't know. And then during halftime. Halftime.

[Hannah]

This is a sports podcast, and don't you forget it.

[Paige]

During halftime, he looks at me, I'm like, okay, what? What is so obvious it's gonna happen? And he goes, he's gonna kill himself. And I was like, I thought this was a comedy. Like, I was enjoying it.

[Hannah]

So the whole time, tell me that he doesn't.

[Paige]

The guy never killed himself. So the whole time I'm watching this play of this guy being so sad, like, oh, my God, he's gonna die. This is the last scene of him. He's gonna. Never killed himself. I look over at him after, I'm like, you sick, depressing fuck.

[Hannah]

You're like, hey, can I talk to you first? I think you need therapy. That was dark. Guys. The guy that goes on to get married have, like a happy life in the play. And I'm like, I think you need to talk to someone. This is crazy.

[Paige]

I do feel like that's a psychological test. To watch half a movie and ask everyone how they think it's gonna end. And you'll learn a lot about a person.

[Hannah]

Yeah, like, I love, though. Do you ever see those things on Tick Tock? They're like Japanese. Like, close your eyes and like, think of this and like, we'll say this and then think of that and it's like, this is what tells you about your personality. I love those.

[Paige]

Okay, so I recently got on Psych a Tik tok, where they're like a woman who's holding something and she's like, tell me what color and shape I'm holding and use your intuition. And I got it right twice. So if anyone needs their futures read, my DMS are open.

[Hannah]

But I do have a direct descendant from Salem. Like, for sure.

[Paige]

Oh, God, you guys, thank you so much for giggling with us.

[Hannah]

No, I just. I just had the best hour ever. I, like, needed a giggle.

[Paige]

That was so much fun. So needed.

[Hannah]

That was so fun.

[Paige]

If anything is annoying you guys this week, just remember, it's none of your business and we love you.

[Hannah]

No, it's liter. It's none of your business. And figure out, like, regulating your nervous system. Just like, so nice.

[Paige]

You don't even know how to spell regulating.

[Hannah]

Of course not. That'd be crazy. I can't wait to see what snacks we bring to the studio to record our book.

[Paige]

Oh, my God. We're gonna have to have a party.

[Hannah]

I love it. Wait, this is. We're gonna be in, like, a booth. You know, like we're Biggie Smalls.

[Paige]

They said it's gonna take eight hours.

[Hannah]

Yeah, you've got me for four, and then I'm out. Yeah.

[Paige]

At least we could split it.

[Hannah]

Yeah, split it up.

[Paige]

What do we. Yeah, we love you guys so much. Thanks for giggling. Talk later.