Giggling about roasts, road rage, and heartburn

Summary

Giggly Squad – Episode Summary

Episode Title: Giggling about roasts, road rage, and heartburn
Hosts: Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo
Release Date: May 12, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Hannah and Paige serve up their trademark banter, self-deprecating humor, and candid hot takes on everything from viral “girlhood” moments and uncomfortable social situations to navigating road rage, comedy roasts, aging friendships, and adult-onset heartburn. The conversation is a cocktail of relatable personal stories, irreverent pop culture commentary, and authentic reflections on womanhood and mental health.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Girlhood Maxing & Viral Vigilante Stories

• The episode opens with viral moments that highlight the solidarity and sometimes awkwardness of "girlhood maxing," such as a woman at Target warning another about being filmed—only to discover it was her husband ([03:02]).

  • Memorable moment: “Blink twice if you’re being trafficked…It’s my husband, I swear.”

• Paige shares an anecdote about watching a dad linger near a preschool, raising suspicions from a bystander, leading to a discussion of how people are extra vigilant around kids and families ([04:25]).

2. Gender and Adoption Narratives

• Hannah references an article on single men adopting or using surrogacy, acknowledging how rare those stories are compared to similar stories about women ([05:15]).
  • “You never hear those stories…it’s never come across my desk.” – Paige ([05:37])

3. Pop Culture Corrections & Chaos

• Listeners point out Paige suggested a Monica Lewinsky show for Ryan Murphy to direct—not realizing it already exists. The duo laughs at how often their “brilliant” ideas unknowingly reflect reality ([05:48]).

4. Everyday Conversations, Shoe Fails & Fashion Confessions

• Both riff about overhearing universal “girl conversations” on the street and the anxieties of social walking in NYC ([06:36]).
• Hannah recounts her struggle walking through a West Hollywood hotel bar in ill-fitting YSL heels and the confidence-obliterating effect of feeling watched and judged ([08:53]).
  • “[In LA] Everyone looks you up and down…” ([08:49])
• Shoe-sizing disasters and learning to walk in heels are compared to ice skating and soul cycle—if you didn’t grow up on them, it’s a struggle ([10:31]).

5. Comic Roasts, Gender, and Live TV

• The hosts deep dive the Kevin Hart roast, the underappreciation of Chelsea Handler, and disparities between women and men in comedy ([11:50]–[18:47]).
  • “If Chelsea Handler was a man on that stage, she would have had a rock entrance…” – Hannah ([12:15])
  • “I felt like even after her set, they’re like, ‘Thanks, Chelsea’ — if she was a man they’d be sucking her dick.” – Hannah ([15:59])
• They discuss the pros and cons of live TV for reunions and roasts, noting the former fall flat while the latter can benefit from the unpredictability ([13:37], [15:31]).
• Reflect on the “gross” nature of some roast material, the skill required for smart cringe comedy, and praise Cheryl Underwood for saving the room’s energy ([18:16]).

6. Sleep Anxieties & Shopping Chats

• Brief but entertaining section on the anxieties around getting a good night’s sleep—temperature, pets, mattress selection, and more ([20:19]).
• Paige confesses to loving visits to Mattress Firm and having “a sleep mattress guy”; juxtaposed against her cat gifting her stuffed animal mice at odd hours ([20:39]).

7. Social Etiquette, Gossip, and Gender Differences

• Hannah tells a story about a famous comedian ominously telling her, “I have to tell you something, but not until later,” and her spiraling anxiety over it ([30:44]).
  • “All I have is the assistant’s contact. I texted…she probably was like, ‘I’m protecting him.’” – Hannah ([31:28])
• Both compare how women and men handle gossip, speculating men can compartmentalize (“He’s probably already forgotten he even told me that!” [32:23]), while women are unable to let it go.
  • “That was, he poisoned me.” – Hannah ([32:39])
• Discuss attracting “drama” in public (“I call it the subway test—if there’s a crazy person, they’ll sit by me” – Hannah [35:19]) and reflect on the perils of being the “main character” in their 20s vs. learning to become a side character in their 30s ([35:42]).

8. Road Rage & Relationship Icks

• A big theme is how car behavior exposes personality. Paige and Hannah riff on everything from flipping the bird to observing a boyfriend’s road rage as a relationship green/red flag ([38:35]–[40:31]).
  • “How does he act when someone cuts him off on the road? That’s his true character.” – Hannah ([39:02])
• Paige’s standout ick: when a man got out of their Uber and yelled at a tour bus in traffic, ruining her salad and giving her “the ick before that was invented” ([41:05]).

9. Summer House & The Perils of Driving

• Humorous nostalgia about Bravo’s Summer House and the driving requirements: Paige retells how her dad forbade her from driving carloads of castmates to the Hamptons, while Hannah was accused of being selfish simply for avoiding driving ([44:06]).
  • “Not everyone’s comfortable with a five-hour drive on a highway with five people in the back.” – Hannah ([44:06])

10. Heartburn, Morning Naps, and Adulting “Like an Infant”

• Paige recounts her new pattern of waking at 5 AM with acid reflux (thanks, spicy margaritas), throwing up, doing chores, and taking a “morning nap”—realizing it’s the schedule of an infant ([45:25]–[47:10]).
  • “I woke up, threw up, played around for a little bit, said, ‘Mom, I’m tired,’ go back to sleep.” – Paige ([47:10])

11. Friendship, Girl’s Girls, and the Emotional Labor of Women

• Both discuss the pressures women face regarding the types, longevity, and quantity of their friendships vs. how men “don’t have falling outs” due to low emotional intelligence ([55:44]–[57:20]).
  • “They have so many group chats…but women get yelled at for any type of friend they have.” – Paige ([56:34])
• “If you talk about anything [in a men’s group], you’ll never fight.” – Hannah ([57:20])

12. Comedy, Competition, and Gendered Relationships

• Anecdotes about how men can become friends after fighting or even after dating the same girl; contrasted with how competition plays out in women’s friendships ([61:21]).
  • “They don’t feel competition between each other because there’s enough seats for all the men. But women feel insane competition because there’s not enough seats for us.” – Paige ([61:45])

13. Manifesting Calm Amidst the Chaos

• The closing “mental health moment” reflects on a spray-tan artist’s wisdom about wedding stress: calm brides attract fewer problems, while chaos begets chaos ([64:55]–[65:57]).
  • “When you come in with bad energy, bad energy finds you…Try to be the calm bride, and the world will respond to you.” – Hannah ([65:30], [65:57])

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Notable Quotes & Highlights

• On Chelsea Handler and Comedy Roasts:
  “If Chelsea Handler was a man on that stage, she would have had a rock entrance.” – Hannah ([12:15])

• On Road Rage as a Relationship Insight:
  “How does he act when someone cuts him off on the road? That’s his true character…I love a little under the breath cursing. That actually turns me on.” – Hannah ([39:02], [39:20])

• On Gossip and Gender:
  “That was…he poisoned me.” – Hannah ([32:39])
  “Women…make decisions based on how other people are going to feel. Men have never thought of that in their lives.” – Paige ([32:16])

• On Navigating Drama:
  “I feel like in public settings, I can be pretty quiet. If someone's rude to me, I don't respond…But if someone fudges with you…” – Hannah ([37:28])

• On Friendship Pressures:
  “I always think about how women get yelled at for any type of friend they have…Men have a ton of friends and they don’t have falling outs because they have low emotional intelligence.” – Paige ([56:34], [57:20])

• On Morning Naps and Adulting:
  “Why aren't people doing this schedule more?…I realized that's the schedule of an infant.” – Paige ([47:10])

• Final Thought:
  “Try to be the calm bride, and the world will respond to you.” – Hannah ([65:57])

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [03:02] Viral “girlhood maxing” story in Target
• [05:15] Single men and adoption
• [08:53] Navigating social anxiety & heels in LA
• [11:50] Kevin Hart roast, Chelsea Handler discussion
• [15:31] Live TV vs. edited TV reunions/roasts
• [20:19] Sleep anxieties and Mattress Firm anecdotes
• [30:44] The “I have to tell you something but can’t” story—gossip spiraling
• [35:42] Attracting drama & the “subway test”
• [38:35] Road rage, flipping the bird & relationship dynamics
• [41:05] The salad/road rage/ick story
• [44:06] Summer House driving nostalgia
• [45:25] Acid reflux and “infant” adult routines
• [55:44] Friendship pressures and “girl’s girl” expectations
• [57:20] Men’s group dynamics vs. women’s
• [64:55] Mental health moment: Calm bride vs. chaos

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Tone & Style

The language is sharp, irreverent, and thoroughly honest, maintaining the hosts’ signature blend of witty sarcasm and genuine vulnerability. The dynamic bounces organically between comic storytelling, cultural critique, and light-hearted self-roasting, making listeners feel like they’re at brunch with their funniest friends.

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For listeners looking for laughs, relatable “adulting” struggles, and unfiltered takes on everything from roasts to road rage, this episode is classic Giggly Squad: chaotically entertaining, vulnerable, and refreshingly authentic.

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End of summary.

Transcript

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[Host 1]

Sup, Gigglers?

[Host 2]

Gary, fix your WI fi.

[Host 3]

Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

[Host 1]

I mean the day just got away from me.

[Host 3]

What is up my goulash Gigglers? Do you know goulash is.

[Host 2]

It's feeling very fall.

[Host 3]

You have no. It acts. It is fall. I was gonna say you have no culture, but it is fall, isn't it?

[Host 2]

Like ground beef.

[Host 3]

It's a Hungarian dish.

[Host 2]

Okay.

[Host 3]

Anyway, welcome to the pod. There's been so many women of some of the week.

[Host 2]

Like yeah, I.

[Host 3]

Now that they know it's a thing, I feel like the women are like canceled.

[Host 2]

No, truly. I think this segment is done. We did. In true giggly squad fashion, we beat it. The dead horse.

[Host 3]

Like, can I do one another one though? Yeah. Okay. So this videos going around going Viral. Of this woman's shopping in Target. And she's being filmed. And you're from the. Whatever. Anyway, a girl comes, sees she's being filmed by a man.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

And goes, excuse me, that man's filming you.

[Host 2]

Oh, like, looking out for.

[Host 3]

Yeah, like, that man's filming you. Are you okay? And the girl turns. She's like, oh, my God, that's my husband. Like, it's okay. And the girls, like, still doesn't believe her. Blink twice if he's like, you're being trafficked. And she's like, it's my husband, I swear. And she's like, okay. And then she stops and she recommends a product that she's looking at. And she's like, that's actually really good. Don't get that one is overpriced. And then walks away. And I was like, girlhood maxing.

[Host 2]

Wait. I saw a similar situation like this happen. I wasn't involved in any of it, but I was a bystander. I'm across the street from a, like, nursery school, like, preschool. I watch a dad walk his daughter into, like, the gated area. And there was, like, a teacher there. He dropped her off with the teacher. He walked out of the gated area. He's on the sidewalk. The little girl's, like, in the play area with the teacher.

[Host 3]

You've lost me already. But

[Host 2]

why was I telling that so monotone. Sorry, I just weren't losing me. And that's.

[Host 3]

I got lost in your eyes. I was like, that's really scary. If I can't see something visually, I can't understand my hands. I know, but okay, so there's a kid walks in.

[Host 2]

Play area. Dad, play area walks out. Okay.

[Host 3]

Okay.

[Host 2]

So the dad's leaving. He's, like, waving to the daughter like, sia.

[Host 1]

After school.

[Host 2]

He's on the sidewalk. He's kind of, like lingering on the sidewalk now for, like, five minutes. He's, like, on his phone a little bit. He's just standing there. He's watching the daughter play. From an outside perspective, if.

[Host 1]

Outside perspective.

[Host 2]

If you didn't watch him drop her off. Drop her off. You'd be like, who is this guy on the sidewalk just watching this little girl play? A car pulls up. A woman is in the car. She yells, hey, what's going on here? The teacher inside of the school is like, everything's okay. And then I don't know what the dad said. Cause I couldn't hear. But he turned to the car. But I was like, woman and stab.

[Host 3]

Actually, I saw an article about A man who adopted his own child without a wife or a girlfriend. And people were like, mind blown. Cause it's true. How many men do you hear? Like, I couldn't find the right person, so I just.

[Host 2]

Like a single dad, so I just wanted to adopt. Or like, a single guy who gets a surrogate.

[Host 3]

Yes. Yes.

[Host 2]

You never hear those stories.

[Host 3]

You never hear those stories.

[Host 2]

They're definitely out there. They're out there, but we've never come. It's never come across my desk. Somebody you know, it did come across my desk. Someone was like, paige, Ryan Murphy did make a Monica Lewinsky show.

[Host 3]

No. People were messaging me. They were like, last episode was the most chaotic episode you guys have ever had on Google Squad. And they were like, paige made up a show that's already been made.

[Host 2]

I was like, genius idea.

[Host 3]

You casted the entire show accurately with the director, the showrunner, the mania. She goes, what if this is crazy? Do you think you saw it and it just, like, subconsciously was in your.

[Host 2]

Okay, I had to. But someone said it was a one season of American Horror Story. It wasn't like, it's not like the JFK Junior. It wasn't, like, advertised as its own show.

[Host 3]

I want, like, a real Monica.

[Host 2]

I'm not, like, multiple seasons.

[Host 3]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Host 2]

Anyway. Hi. How are you?

[Host 3]

I'm good. I walked here and it really threw me. Yeah. Got really hot.

[Host 2]

I don't know why you do stuff like that to yourself. I was not walking here, but I was getting out of the Uber, and there was two girls in front of me walking down the street. And all girls have the same conversation. It doesn't matter who you are, where you live, or who you're friends with. We literally all have the same conversation. And the girl turned to her friend and she said, well, my mom said, I forget what the girl's name was. My mom said, I think he's cheating on you with a man. So she's like, so. And then she started talking Spanish. So I don't know the end of the story.

[Host 3]

You know the end of the story because you lived it.

[Host 2]

I'm like, look, if your mom's throwing out that accusation. She sat there for a while. She thought, should I even say this? So the fact that she said it and now we've said it, it's 100% fact. It's factual. It's true. That guy's girlfriend, that girl's boyfriend was cheating on her.

[Host 3]

Shout out to her and her mom for being investigative journalists during this time. To continue on last episode, to piggyback if you want piggyback.

[Host 2]

Yes.

[Host 3]

I was wearing. You just call me pig.

[Host 2]

All right. Did we get over you walking here too quickly? Do we pass by that, too?

[Host 3]

My problem is I have one speed when I walk, and I'm not trying to be like, oh, my New Yorker. I walk fast. I think I just have anxiety. And I'm like, you're walking? We're walking.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

I'm not, like, slowly walking anywhere unless I'm on, like. No, I'm not. Unless I'm like, with a dog who needs to pee, I'm not stopping. Which I've never been walking a dog. So after the show, I got back to, like, this, like, chic, cool West Hollywood hotel. And I don't know, there's something about, like, after a long night in heels, like, they just.

[Host 2]

After our show.

[Host 3]

After our show, it's a different heel than you started the night with. Like, you've. It feels completely different.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

And it was like, the heels are a little big for me, and, like, they just couldn't stay on my feet, so I had to walk through this, like. And it wasn't just a lobby. It was like a lobby chic bar, which was, like, bright, with, like, pool tables and couches and everyone just lounging. In LA is so, like, whenever anyone walks in, everyone has to, like, look you up and down.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

So I'm like, I have to walk a hundred feet.

[Host 2]

Mm.

[Host 3]

In these heels. And I swear to God, I was like. Everyone was, like, laughing at me because I was a deer in the headlights. I couldn't walk, but I was like, it's ysl. And I was just, like, trying to.

[Host 2]

It's YSL Windbreaker.

[Host 3]

But what do you do when you're wearing uncomfortable heels and everyone's looking at you? Like, how do you maneuver that athletically? Especially because you famously say that you can fit into any size shoe.

[Host 2]

When I was in ninth grade, my mom held a class in my kitchen for all my girlfriends who could not walk in.

[Host 3]

She. She didn't have my number at the time.

[Host 2]

I. I think because, look, you started sport as a. At a young age, so, like, you're really good at tennis. When I first saw heels as a child, I was like, yeah, I love whatever the fuck those things are. I love them.

[Host 3]

So.

[Host 2]

So I've been truly walking in heels since kindergarten.

[Host 3]

You know what it is? Heels are like ice skates. You either were raised on them or you don't know how to use them. Because I'm like, I'm athletic. I could walk in A heel? No, I can't.

[Host 2]

It's honestly, it's practice.

[Host 3]

Cause I'm not hugging it in the right way. Like, I don't know.

[Host 2]

You're not gripping at the right time.

[Host 3]

I'm not gripping. And then I also, like. It hurts my toenail. I also have a wide foot.

[Host 2]

I'm trying to like, picture how I do it. I guess when your toe is about to come up off the ground, that's when you grip.

[Host 3]

Yeah, I'm not. I do not have the right gripping situation. Situation. It's almost like soul cycle when, like, I know what I'm supposed to do with the rhythm of the flow. But like, you gotta practice.

[Host 2]

Well, it's also. It's also kind of like diving into a pool. You can't just go. You have to start out small. So you really have to start out with like a kitten. You have to walk around and then you have to build yourself up to like a 5 inch stiletto. You can just be born in a stiletto.

[Host 3]

And I think we've all been there where you see a shoe you like, and I'm like, I'm buying it. And you put it on, you're like, I look great. But you didn't factor in, like, that. You have to move in it.

[Host 2]

And if a shoe is a little bit too big and you're not experienced in walking in a heel, you can't do it. I'd actually even say go smaller.

[Host 3]

This might. This might be too niche. But I'm an 8 in sneakers.

[Host 2]

I'm just gonna ask.

[Host 3]

I think I'm a 7.5 in heels. And I've been telling everyone I'm an 8 and it's actually not my fault. I've just been sabotaging myself.

[Host 2]

That's what it is. I think your shoes are a little bit too big feet.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

And so then because they were falling

[Host 3]

off as I was walking, you feel

[Host 2]

like you have clown feet.

[Host 3]

Yes. And there was this like Pete Davidson looking character. Like, oh, no, he was like 64 with a weird mustache and like hair growing.

[Host 2]

And he was judging you.

[Host 3]

Yeah, he was like looking at. I was like, don't look at me. Take a shower. Like, leave me alone. Oh my God. And I was on such a high that night. Like, I was like, I'm best friends with Kate and Mindy loves me or hates me. We don't know. Yeah. And then I like lost all my confidence walking back into my room.

[Host 2]

Did you watch the Kevin Hart roast?

[Host 3]

Yes. I watched it from the beginning because I'm I'm a researcher of the art of comedy.

[Host 2]

They will give men as much time on live TV as they want. Once we hit hour three, I was like, okay, wrap it the fuck up. Why was it so long? They, like, really went for it, I think. I was like, I would think Chelsea

[Host 3]

Handler got the respect she deserved.

[Host 2]

No, she didn't.

[Host 3]

If Chelsea Handler was a man on that stage, she would have had a rock entrance. And by the way, the rock, like, came up out of the ground, and there were, like, fireworks, and he got, like, carried to the stage.

[Host 2]

I thought he did horrible, too.

[Host 3]

Well, he was drunk and did 30 minutes. There were good jokes in it. Yeah, but he. He. It's live. I think they should have. Why do they have to do it live?

[Host 2]

Okay, wait. So when we were at the Netflix brunch, like, sometimes I truly forget. Sometimes I feel like there are situations where I think about, oh, my God, I'm nervous. I don't have any confidence in this moment. And then there are other times where, like, it just.

[Host 3]

You have too much confidence. Yeah.

[Host 2]

And, like, I'll take a step back and I'll be like, maybe shut your mouth. Like, maybe you shouldn't be so confident in this area that you have nothing you have no idea about. Maybe. And it's not until it's an afterthought, which is not great. We're at the Netflix brunch. This lovely man comes up to me. He says hi. He gives me his job title pretty high up at Netflix in a. In unscripted. And we're chatting. We're going back and forth. And he didn't ask me what I thought about their live reunions. But let me tell you something. I told him what I thought. We're talking about, like, reality tv, and we're talking about reunions specifically, by the

[Host 3]

way, no one's gonna want to have a business meeting with us ever, because we repeat every business meeting on this pod verbatim.

[Host 2]

It wasn't even a business meeting. He was literally asking me to, like, pass something.

[Host 3]

And before you say what you're about to say, I. On the corner of my eye, I left Paige for a second, and she's sitting down alone with a man. So I stopped my conversation. I go, hold on one second. I have to, like, we might need to stop, drop, and roll. Like, I don't know if she's safe.

[Host 2]

Nobody talks about the look you give your friend who's trying to help you when you're really like, no, actually, I am. Okay.

[Host 3]

It's like, literally ninja because you have to walk behind the guy. She looks at you. She can't make a weird face because then she's put in a vulnerable position. She has to do it through her eyes. If you weren't speaking, I'd be like, I need to get him out. But you seemed very passionate about what I was saying.

[Host 2]

Dialed in and tell them what you were saying. And I don't even know how we got on this subject, but I was like, I have watched reunions before of seasons that I've never watched of television just because a reunion's exciting, blah, blah, blah, whatever. And I said to him, I was like, except I don't like that Netflix does the reunions live. I don't think you would ever be able to get the amount of content the viewer is looking for and the specific content and answers they're looking for in one hour of live tv. I was like, you have to film that for at least 8 to 10 hours even to just cut it up into one good hour. And he just looked at me and he was like. I feel like he was kind of like, who do you think you are? But he also did kind of agree. And then I said, like, by name hosts that I didn't think were very good, that they should stop hiring. And then I think he did get offended.

[Host 3]

He's like, I actually was just saying, welcome to the brunch.

[Host 2]

Happy to have you.

[Host 3]

I have thoughts. But live TV is exciting because there's this air of like, something crazy can happen.

[Host 2]

Right. Which I was gonna say, I like that Netflix does live roasts. I think it is okay for that type of entertainment. I don't think reunions should ever be live.

[Host 3]

Well, the roast now, they can cut it down to, like, all the favorite one liners that came out of those three hours. But I will again say Chelsea Handler discovered Kevin Hart. She put him on her show Chelsea lately, and Kevin gives her all the flowers. Kevin's in love with her.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

But I felt like the other boys were like, even after she did her. Her set, she looked. She looked phenomenal. Even after set, they were like, thanks, Chelsea. Like, if she was a man, they would be sucking her dick.

[Host 2]

I know there were only two girls up there.

[Host 3]

They only had two comics that were women, which is bonkers.

[Host 2]

Right, right, right, right. Oh, yeah.

[Host 3]

But Chelsea held her own, and they, like, came at her, like, really hard. Like, if they did the normal, like, you're a whore. You're old. But then they were, like, giving her, like, accusations.

[Host 2]

You know what's funny is that like, men will always, like, criticize female comedy. And it'll be like, all they talk about is like, their vagina.

[Host 3]

Yeah. Shane made that joke.

[Host 2]

And it's like, okay, like, you talk about what you know. And, like, we have one. I don't. I never understood why they got so mad about that. And it's like, okay, fine. But anytime they talk about a woman in comedy, it's like, she's a whore. And it's like, okay, like, think of a better word.

[Host 3]

Chelsea doesn't just talk about her pussy. Chelsea talks about MDMA a lot. Chelsea talks a lot about drugs. She talks about her house in Mallorca, her dogs.

[Host 2]

Well, Chelsea has good life. Chelsea's worldly stories that you want to listen to that you're like, oh, my God, I'd never find myself in that type of situation. That's why it's entertainment and fun to listen to.

[Host 3]

She blew up because of being a good interviewer where she'd get her guests to open up and then shit all over them. And people loved it.

[Host 2]

Chelsea Lately was so ahead of its time. Like, when they talk about, like, the boys of late night now, I'm like, right. But Chelsea Lately was one of the funniest shows, like, around tv.

[Host 3]

We love Jimmy Fallon. Would they have treated Jimmy Fallon like that?

[Host 2]

Oh, no, no.

[Host 3]

They would have been tippy toeing around Jimmy Fallon. Oh, you're iconic. Thank you for all you've done. You've been this industry so long instead. Chelsea, you old.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

And look, I know it's a. I know it's a roast, but there was just a new one. There was tension in the room. No one came for Regina hall, which makes me, like, respect her in a way where like, like, people were scared of coming for Regina hall and. But Chelsea, look, Chelsea laugh. She's an amazing sport. I just felt like considering who she is in comedy. So anyway, I'm just, you know, talking my own.

[Host 2]

I just.

[Host 3]

Feminist. Feminist nonsense.

[Host 2]

No, I was just shocked at how long it was.

[Host 3]

It was long. I also felt like Cheryl Underwood killed. Yeah, she did. Like, because the vibes were kind of getting low. It was tough. And then she came out there and I feel like she brought everyone together because they were making insane jokes about her husband who passed away, who. She was down for it because you can make so many jokes about it. And she was like, that's part of my life. But she came up there and she said, we need to stick together. We have to laugh, we have to be open. We have to communicate with each other. So that was a really beautiful message.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

And then she murdered.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

And she's like a Christian comic and was so dirty. It was so funny.

[Host 2]

But when a comedian is, like, not even bombing, just, like, maybe one joke, I can't. Like, I physically have to.

[Host 3]

Well, there's this.

[Host 2]

I can't watch.

[Host 3]

There's, like, a really smart roast joke, and then there's the edgelord roast jokes where it's. It's for shock value. It's like cringe comedy. And the only way it works is if it's smart. And sometimes they say it and it's not smart, and you're just like. You just want to say that word.

[Host 2]

Right.

[Host 3]

Which is not a joke. That was just.

[Host 2]

I hate cringe comedy.

[Host 3]

Cringe. Well, cringe comedy is an art form that I'd say only Meg Stalter has perfected. Like, she's perfected it where, like, you sit in it and you're so scared, but you're like, she'll take me through this. We will get through this.

[Host 2]

That's so true. Because I don't find her comedy cringe. I almost find it, like, it's a bit that I wasn't read in on that everyone else knows, and I want to know what it is.

[Host 3]

Yes. And that's how cringe comedy should feel. It shouldn't feel like everyone's cringing.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

I don't even know how you perfect that. Like, how many bo. How many bombs did she have to do before she was like. And that's the perfect amount of. Of cringe.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Or just, like, how she comes up with things. I don't even know what that means.

[Host 3]

She's transforming. Like, press tours. We are sleep experts. No, we are, but we're also honest. And sometimes we don't sleep perfectly. Everyone's upset.

[Host 2]

A lot of things do keep me up at night. Like, I have to have the perfect temperature. I have to have the volume at a certain level. And sometimes Kitty, like, she's not an outdoor cat, but she will bring me treats in the middle of the night, and one of them is, like, her stuffed animal mouse. And I'm like, thank you so much. I didn't need it on my forehead at 5am what keeps me up at

[Host 3]

night is sometimes my husband just having someone else.

[Host 2]

I beg you not to.

[Host 3]

And that's why my Mattress Firm mattress is amazing, because Mattress Firm matched me with a mattress that has cooling technology so that even if my husband is warm, I stay cool. And that's why our marriage works.

[Host 2]

And Mattress Firm match Me with a mattress that has movement isolation. So if Kitty ever, like, jumps up there and causes a ruckus at nighttime, I'm just, like, not feeling it because

[Host 3]

Kitty's not light anymore.

[Host 2]

Okay. I'm telling her you said that. You also can compare, like, a tour bed to your regular bed.

[Host 3]

Oh, my God. When I'm on tour, it just doesn't feel like home. There's nothing like after a long day, jumping into your mattress for mattress and just feeling like, this is where I belong.

[Host 2]

And Mattress Firm, truly, I have the best mattress in America. I also have an adjustable base bed, which people, like, don't talk about enough.

[Host 3]

What is that? Oh, like, you can go up and down.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Does it elevate my.

[Host 3]

Does it vibrate?

[Host 2]

Sure does, honey. It sure does.

[Host 3]

I might not fit in in other places, and I might be lonely, but my Mattress Firm will always love me. I also. I'm a bad shopper. Yeah. But there's nothing more fun. Like, make it a day of it. Go to a mattress firm, get a sleep expert, and jump on all the beds. And they'll help you for what's best for, like, your lower back or, like, how the temperature you like or just the vibes.

[Host 2]

I liked it so much, I went twice. One time I brought my dad, and I made him do it with me. And then the next time I, like, really made my decision with my guy.

[Host 3]

I should do it weekly. I love how you have a sleep mattress Guy.

[Host 2]

Now, of course, I'm like, hey, what's the new pillow?

[Host 3]

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[Host 2]

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[Host 3]

Also, I want to just shout out people who blow their nose.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

And somehow make that trumpet noise. Is that genetic or did they learn how to do that because I look. People like a loud sneeze every now and then. I'm like, feel that orgasm. Like, lean into it. But I was on a flight, and this person was blowing their nose like a trombone to the point that it startled me. It was like. And, like, everyone was shook. And I'm like, is that genetic? Is your nose canal, like, a certain angle that it comes out that way?

[Host 2]

My favorite thing ever is when Kitty sneezes. When your cat sneezes, you're like, there's something that reinforces that they have organs inside their body. And you're like, oh, my God, I forgot. You have.

[Host 3]

Well, the best part is there's no lead up. So they just go. And then they're. They're scared.

[Host 2]

They're like, I want to squeeze her head. Where were you?

[Host 3]

On a plane.

[Host 2]

Oh. Oh.

[Host 3]

Like, I was sleeping on a plane.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

So basically, think of the most comfortable place you could be. And then someone takes a band, a full marching band.

[Host 2]

I will say is I have been the person on a plane that's, like, so stuffed up. And I'm like, I don't give a fly.

[Host 3]

No, I'm okay with that. You just don't have to. What's. What's a. Yeah, you don't have to hit an octave.

[Host 2]

Yeah, but think about how stuffed up that guy was that he had to blow that hard because the pressure.

[Host 3]

But that's the thing. You actually don't have to blow hard on a plane. You could do a lot of little blows. That's what I do. Be like, you have to go.

[Host 2]

Our podcast content has gotten more riveting over the years.

[Host 3]

Well, Des is funny because I don't think he actually listens, but occasionally be like, what'd you talk about?

[Host 2]

I black out.

[Host 3]

I'll be like, I don't know. Or I'll be like, chess. And he's like, oh, that's really unique. And I'm like, it's. It's actually not. It's pretty. Pretty predictable for the pot at this point. Like, the girls are like, chess. Boom.

[Host 2]

No, I literally talk about things that I would call you on the phone to say. Like, I'm back to hair cycling.

[Host 3]

I only washed once.

[Host 2]

I'm getting back to, like, washing once a week. It's summer.

[Host 3]

You exhaust me. You exhaust me.

[Host 2]

I know.

[Host 3]

Like, I can't keep up. Like, with what? What were you doing last week?

[Host 2]

I mean, I'm going to get my second micro needling in three weeks. Like, where?

[Host 3]

True, true.

[Host 2]

You know, we have to stay on schedule.

[Host 3]

Why did you decide to go back to hair cycling?

[Host 2]

I don't know. It just kind of happened. I didn't mean for it to happen, but I feel like it's easier in the summer and it's easier when my hair is longer. For whatever reason, you can do more with your hair greasy and long than I feel like you can. Short and long or short and greasy?

[Host 3]

Do you think we're turning into the same person?

[Host 2]

Yeah, I don't.

[Host 3]

Because now you have long, greasy hair.

[Host 2]

I know. No, like, sometimes, like, people will say, like, comment pictures, like, you guys look alike. And I used to be like, you guys are insane.

[Host 3]

And you go, don't.

[Host 2]

And now recently, I'll look at it and I'll be like, halle, we're not sisters. We're twins.

[Host 3]

We'll have the same facial expression because we're, like, so connected emotionally. So, like, when someone's like, take a photo, we both have this, like, our

[Host 2]

eyes have this smaller and our mouths do this thing where it's like. Like we have a secret to tell, but we can't. It's literally we make the facial expression of, I have to tell you something, but I can't do it right now. That's the facial expression. And I know exactly.

[Host 3]

You know, the second the photo's over, I'm about to whisper something stupid.

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[Host 3]

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[Host 2]

Wait. Someone came up to Hannah at brunch. This is the most diabolical thing ever. And of course it was a man because no woman would ever put another woman in this situation. Guy comes up to Hannah at brunch and goes, I have to tell you something, but I can't do it until later. And I literally, in my head was like, I'll throw up. Like all literally throw.

[Host 3]

No, this is like a famous comedian. And I'm like, hi. And he goes, God, tell you something. I go, tell me. He goes, can't tell you now. And I go, I'm not sleeping tonight.

[Host 2]

No, Literally, I was like, we have to perform tonight.

[Host 3]

How dare you don't have his number. Texted his assistant yesterday. I try to be cool for like two days and I DM'd him. I'm like, what's the T? Didn't respond. I mean, obviously he's busy. I see him on Netflix. Like he's doing stuff, but I'm like, you started this with me. So then I. All I have is.

[Host 2]

And it's all I've been thinking.

[Host 3]

I have assistance contacts. So I texted his assistant yesterday and I said, hey, you can give him my number if you want to tell me anything. And she's like, what? I think she's. Who knows if she even relayed that. She probably was like, no, I'm protecting him.

[Host 2]

No, I'll freak out.

[Host 3]

And I know he's busy. Like it's. The Netflix is a joke. So I know he's not just like sitting on his phone. But I'm also like, I'm stressed and now I'm making things up. Like, I'm like, I have a full story of what he's telling me. And to watch it because he's a. This is the only thing. Cuz he's a boy. There's a chance. It's like a really bad piece of gossip. Like, it's like I'm someone's cousin and they know who you are. Yeah. And I'm like, that's what you kept me up from REM sleep for a week? Because someone knows someone I thought about

[Host 2]

it non stop since it happened because it's such a great example on how men and women are different.

[Host 3]

Like, he's compartmentalizing. He forgot. He told me that.

[Host 2]

Well, 100% forgot. And women also make decisions based on how other people are going to feel. So. And men have never thought of that in their lives.

[Host 3]

Like that was. He poisoned me.

[Host 2]

Men go throughout their day checking off their own to do list.

[Host 3]

Yes.

[Host 2]

You have nothing and you have nothing to do with it, babe.

[Host 3]

Also, by the way, there's this something about womanhood. I don't care where you are, you can always tell me the gossip. The first the gossip can be right there. Yeah, we're finding a way to. Because women, we have to communicate with each other to survive. That was such a man thing. Because also we were in an open brunch. Like when you're in an open area, your words like, just disappear. There's no echo.

[Host 2]

Also, pull me aside. If I.

[Host 3]

Pull me aside, pull me. There were so many crevices where you could have pulled me aside and whispered something in my ear. Like what it was. It was a mansion. There were 18 rooms we could have gone in for you to sit down and tell me what the fuck was going on.

[Host 2]

Now, in the history of womanhood, has a woman ever come up to me sitting, said, I have to tell you something so important, but I have to tell you in eight hours, babe. They invite invented texting in the year 2000. Whip out your phone and type it right now.

[Host 3]

The best part is I try to put it on to you. Did you see that? He looks at me and he goes, I got gossip. I go about her. Because immediately I'm like, I've been so good. I don't, I don't. This is my Haley Bieber. I don't say anything. I don't do anything. I. I'm not allowed to comment on anything. I'm not allowed to look at comments. I'm literally at peace. I don't go onto her website. I'm at peace. So when someone says, I have drama for you, I go, it better not fucking be me. Because I've been doing everything I'm supposed to do for the universe to leave me the fuck alone. So I literally go, it has to be her. It has to be. She's naughtier than me.

[Host 2]

I'm like, first of all, you know, I'm in a white dress, so nothing bad can happen to me today. He looks at me with that.

[Host 3]

Not her, you.

[Host 2]

And I'm like, why not Ron? Not Hermione.

[Host 3]

You. But also one thing about me and you. And I think you like this about our friendship. Even though I'm.

[Host 2]

Are you gonna say you hate it?

[Host 3]

No. Even though I'm married.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

I should be boring. Like, I shouldn't have any gossip. Anywhere I go, it finds me. It finds me. And I know those people are like, I'm not the drama. It finds me. And you're. But, like, I have bad luck with certain social situations where, like, I find myself in pickles.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

Often. And that's why I. I try to be selective about when I go outside because I have to, like, emotionally be

[Host 2]

able to carry some type of magnetism to you. And I don't know if it's, like, of your own doing. Someone say you got yourself into some situation.

[Host 3]

Okay, I'm not completely innocent. 100%. I'll take accountability for that. But I call it the subway test. There's like, 50 people, and then there's a crazy person that comes on the subway. They're gonna go up to someone.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

It's always me. Yeah. Like, they literally find me and go, beeline to me.

[Host 2]

You have an aura and some type of aura that's like, someone say it's

[Host 3]

a star power energy, where he's like, I want to talk to you. Yeah, but I'm normalizing in your 30s, knowing that your 20s. I feel like you're trying to be the main character. You're like, what's my character? What's my vibe? Who am I? I'm the main character of this book. What's my story? I'm working on getting into a situation and saying, you don't have to be the main character, which is difficult for me, but healthy to be. Like, let's be a side character in this story.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

Let's watch other things. Let's just sit back and then go home. And you're not part of any drama. Drama.

[Host 2]

You're not part of the main storyline.

[Host 3]

I used to, like, someone would tell me something, and I'd feel like I had to fight for them or I had to, like, say my piece. Yeah. And I was. I've been looking at old clips of you over me where you don't say anything.

[Host 2]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Host 3]

And I'm like, what if, Hannah, what if. What if you just shut the up?

[Host 2]

What if you tried that for a little bit?

[Host 3]

What if you shut up and.

[Host 2]

Well, some would argue that you're being selfish by trying to get in the middle of everything, but I would say that that's Wrong. That you truly do always want, like, justice for the underdog, where I'd actually argue I'm more selfish because I'll be in situations where I'm like, I could say something right now, but what will that do for me?

[Host 3]

I would say that you're better at politics than me. Yeah, You're. You're thinking big picture. But I do. Like, even when I was little, you

[Host 2]

fight the good fight.

[Host 3]

I would always be fighting the good fight. But it doesn't always feel good after.

[Host 2]

I'll pick and choose on those. But you do when you.

[Host 3]

Someone fudge with you.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Well, that's. Yeah.

[Host 3]

I feel like in public settings, I'm. I can be pretty quiet. Like, if someone's rude to me, I, like, don't respond.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

Like in New York, when someone yells at me or like, a car honks at me, I'll throw a bird up every now and then. People say that. Flipping the bird. Am I literally in the 70s?

[Host 2]

I was just gonna say, my dad

[Host 3]

says, how often do you flip the bird? Like, per year?

[Host 2]

Not enough. As I should.

[Host 3]

Well, you should, because you have the perfect finger for flipping the bird. Mine look like we can't tell what you're doing.

[Host 2]

Well, we don't drive, though. Like, so I don't feel like we're. Because, like, face to face. I'm not flipping the bird to someone on the sidewalk.

[Host 1]

That's insane.

[Host 2]

You're a crazy person in the comfort of your car. I feel like I would be giving the finger more.

[Host 3]

What level?

[Host 2]

In middle school and someone said that if you put your pinky up, that was giving the finger in Chinese. Who made that up? That was the thing.

[Host 3]

I do vaguely remember that someone who went to China and came back with some worldly knowledge. Someone who thought they were bilingual, alas, does. Let me ask.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Why. Yeah.

[Host 3]

Who.

[Host 2]

Why would that start?

[Host 3]

I think this is an important question. When you're dating a man and you go in the car with him for the first time, how much roadway rage is. How much road rage is acceptable? Because I feel like if he has no road rage, he's. It's. He's getting taken advantage of.

[Host 2]

So interesting because, like, being in the car can immediately give so many icks.

[Host 3]

It can make or break a relationship.

[Host 2]

Yeah. It really shows someone's aura. Yeah.

[Host 3]

Like, I don't care if he pretended to be nice to a waitress for five minutes. How does he act when someone cuts him off on the road? That's his true character. I don't want him to lose control. And I don't want any violence, but I love a little under the breath cursing.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

That actually turns me on.

[Host 2]

I don't know if I've, like, been in the situation in truly the last 10 years where I've been like, whoa, dude, your road rage was out of control.

[Host 3]

Like, there's a natural. Like, this fucking asshole.

[Host 2]

Yeah, I think that's appropriate. But I think if you're actually. One time I knew. I knew I had something, I had to sit in it for a little. I go, that can't be right, Paige, you've dated psychos.

[Host 3]

Yeah. I was like, this isn't.

[Host 2]

That's not checking out that you haven't been in a road raid since you.

[Host 3]

Also because you were dating people who were, like, driving at, like, 18.

[Host 2]

Okay.

[Host 3]

Like, in New York, no one had a driver's license.

[Host 2]

Oh, it's 16 or 16. Yeah. I'm like eight.

[Host 3]

That's even. They've had their license for two years.

[Host 2]

Okay.

[Host 3]

I didn't does it. The first guy I've dated. No, first guy I dated with a car was like, 24.

[Host 2]

That's so interesting.

[Host 3]

Yeah. Like, he had a car. And I was like, he has a car.

[Host 2]

Wow.

[Host 3]

I was like, you have a fucking car.

[Host 2]

Wait, that is so.

[Host 3]

Because in college, the guys didn't have cars. It was like a walking town. One of my teammates had a car, and she was like the.

[Host 2]

Oh, my God. So much happens in high school in, like, the suburbs.

[Host 3]

In your car or in fields.

[Host 2]

Yeah, I was in fields a lot. But what was I saying?

[Host 3]

What does a guy do in the road rage incident?

[Host 2]

Okay. You know, in New York City, where, like, obviously there's so many intersections and they're so pivotal, like, to each other, and if you get. You're in, like, rush hour traffic and you get one bus, and the bus, like, is. Is kind of just like, fudge, you guys. And they're in the middle. Well, that was happening. And I think I was on my way to the airport, and this man got out of the back of the Uber. It wasn't.

[Host 3]

Oh, he wasn't even driving.

[Host 2]

No, no. And it was a school bus, but it was like some type. Not like a Greyhound bus, but some type of, like, tour bus or like, something and got out and went up to the bus and was like, you're fucking it for everyone, El. Else. But not in a. Like.

[Host 3]

And you were like, wait a second. Can I do a photo shoot on this bus? Because I really like the background.

[Host 2]

Okay. Well, I'll never forget because I was sitting in the backseat, I was eating a five napkin salad, and it was the day I discovered five. Have you ever had five napkin?

[Host 3]

It's not five guys, right?

[Host 2]

No, it's like, on the. I think it's on the Upper west side because I always order from.

[Host 3]

I actually, I visualize it.

[Host 2]

And I'll never forget that day because it's the day I discovered one of my favorite salads.

[Host 3]

Wait, so you're like, I'm trying to enjoy my salad. And then this sound comes in. They get this annoying voice. Him getting out of the Uber is fucking crazy.

[Host 2]

No, it was. This was before the ick was invented. But I knew that. I felt it right in that.

[Host 3]

How did he come back? Like, was he, like, got that guy?

[Host 2]

Yeah, he came back, like, and nothing happened. And I was like, you're not moving the bus. Yeah. You're not Ty Pennington. Like, literally. Get a grip, dude. Like, you have a vest on.

[Host 3]

You've never named yourself Ty Pennington before.

[Host 2]

I was waiting for the perfect time.

[Host 3]

Also, it's funny because I'm a passenger princess, so I observe. It's actually the one time that I observe and sit back and observe. And I love when, like, people get mad because people are cutting them off, but then I watch them cut someone off, and I'm like, guys. But I guess that's life. Sometimes you're the asshole, and sometimes they're the asshole.

[Host 2]

And then there's people like me. It's like, I didn't know I cut you off. Like, sorry. You know, it's not everything is about you. Like, I was in my own own world. I was vibing. Like, you don't have to give me the finger. Because I didn't know.

[Host 3]

I haven't driven enough. I've like, yeah, someone's, like, honked at me before. But I. And yeah, that actually really hurt my feelings. I wanted to be like, I'm two weeks in, My husband is disappointed in me. The gigglers want me to pass a test. I have a lot going on. They honk. I'm like, we're in West Hampton. Why are you honking? Where do you have to go?

[Host 2]

I am nervous, though. Like, I haven't driven in so long, I'm nervous. It is kind of like I told you, don't use it, you lose it type thing.

[Host 3]

I told someone the Summer House story recently about how I got in trouble for not driving. Yeah, it's my favorite story.

[Host 2]

Do you know something I never talked about, but something I did threaten Summer House with a couple of times that Like, I should have followed through on it was because we had to drive to the Hamptons every Friday. My dad would call me every Friday and be like. Like, I don't give a. Who's in charge down there. You tell them I said, you're not driving. And I'd be like, dad, I can't say that at like, 27 years old that my dad said I can't drive to the Hamptons. But 100,000% that man was right. I don't know how.

[Host 3]

Not everyone's comfortable with a five hour

[Host 2]

drive on a highway with five people in the back.

[Host 3]

And these were trucks.

[Host 2]

We were times. I was responsible for over four people in the car to drive for four hours on one of the busiest highways in the country.

[Host 3]

But also not even to get to the highway. You had to get through the city. And everyone's trying to get out of the city.

[Host 2]

And I had never driven in the city before.

[Host 3]

Oh, that's.

[Host 2]

So until then.

[Host 3]

So, yeah, I got called out because I never drive. And everyone's like, hannah, you're a selfish. And I was like, I don't have my driver's license. Do you want to die? And then afterward, we're sitting in the bed and you were like, I do have a driver's license, but no one's mad at me. And I was like, you're an icon and a legend. And. But I was also thinking, like, I remember you would show up hungover. Yeah, like, you'd show up, like, my eyes. You were, like, seeing colors. And you had, like, you had, like, a scarf. Like, that's just how I remembered you. And you'd be like, you almost took toilet paper that we had, and you used it as a pillow.

[Host 2]

If anything, she resourceful.

[Host 3]

And I was like, no one talks to her. She's going through it. And I was like, you know, we're about to drink all weekend. And you're like, I know.

[Host 2]

Yeah, but that was my 20s, like. And I'm so proud of her.

[Host 3]

I'm so proud of her now.

[Host 2]

She is one spicy margarita. Listen to what happened to me.

[Host 3]

What happened? You tried to get me to go out again, you little drunky.

[Host 2]

Oh, my God. Wait, when did I go out to dinner? Saturday night. I go out to dinner Saturday night. I'm like, feeling myself. Whatever. Last night, I wake up at, like, I don't know, like, 5:00am this has been happening to me every single night. I wake up at, like, 5am I have the worst heartburn ever in my whole life. I'm like, literally, I Think I'm having, like, a heart attack. My, like, acid reflux is so.

[Host 3]

You don't even eat big meals. You eat a ton of little ones.

[Host 2]

Yeah. But I think it's because I eat such, like, spicy. And I had like, two spicy margaritas like the night before.

[Host 3]

Yeah, that'll do it.

[Host 2]

I wake up at 5am I end up throwing up.

[Host 3]

Least surprising that you've ever said, I

[Host 2]

end up throwing up because my acid reflux is so bad.

[Host 3]

And where's Kitty during this?

[Host 2]

Kitty's just like. Like, she's sitting there, but she's like, okay, when you go to the bathroom,

[Host 3]

they have to go with you.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Like, a cat will be with you in two seconds. Like, whenever I can't find her, I just go into the bathroom. I'm like, she'll be here in a minute. Okay. So I'm up at 5am I'm throwing up because of my acid reflux. I end up like, just like, being up. I start doing things. I end up, like, putting a workout set on. I'm like, doing my laundry.

[Host 3]

And that's turning a negative into a positive.

[Host 2]

I'm like, peak doing shit at like 8:30. Then like 9:30am rolls around. I realize I'm getting a little sleepy. I want to take a little nap. I take a nap till 11:30. I wake up and I go, did I, like, crack the code on the best schedule ever? Like, why aren't people doing this schedule more? And then I realized that's the schedule of an infant. I woke up, threw up, played around for a little bit, said, mom, I'm tired. Go back to sleep.

[Host 3]

We've all before noon, we've all at 11 o' clock been like, I could nap right now, but that would be depression.

[Host 2]

I had a boyfriend for a couple of years one time, and he would take, say, Paige does this thing called morning naps. And it was in that moment that I realized he was, in fact, right, I was too immature. But a morning nap, like, if you wake up at, like, if you're one of those people that's like, I really want to be a morning person and wake up and like, work out. Why aren't more people doing that schedule? But I guess the full eight hours is really what you need to be, like, healthy.

[Host 3]

Well, Des wakes up at like 6:00am and at like 7:00', clock, I put on a movie to put him down. And he immediately is out. And I'm like, he's had a long day. Like, I woke up four hours ago. He's been up? Yeah. For, like, 16 hours. Sometimes he'll wake me up, and he'd already be like, I went on a run. I played 18 holes of golf. I changed my name. I, like, I have a new family. Like, he does this.

[Host 2]

He's like, I just went and hung out at the dmv just for fun.

[Host 3]

Fun.

[Host 2]

To see if they needed an extra hand.

[Host 3]

He fully wakes me up. Do you want to wait? You really made us laugh. Paige called us in the morning and said, happy Mother's Day, dez, Because

[Host 2]

he

[Host 3]

takes care of the family. And I was like, happy Mother's Day to dez. He wakes me up. Like, he.

[Host 2]

I know that as a Scorpio, his mental load is like, you wouldn't even be able to scratch the surface.

[Host 3]

I put a lot on his mental load. I put a lot on that, man. He's stressed. He feels everything, but he holds it together for the family. He literally did a thing. You know when your parents wake you up where they're like, get up. Don't make me say it again. He said that to me, and I was like, it's Sunday.

[Host 2]

We tell the Gigglers that one time, DEZ told me something, but he didn't want to tell Hannah because he didn't want to stress Hannah out. And then Hannah told me something, but she didn't tell Des because she didn't want to stress Des out. And I was like, get me out of your perfect love story. You fucking freaks out. Like, literally, leave me alone.

[Host 3]

That's our foreplay. Not telling each other things that will, like, cause anxiety. But then we all had to. We had to, like, act all weekend like we both were fine. And then finally you go, you guys both know about this? And then I was like, why don't you fucking tell me? I was, like, pretending everything was okay. And he was like, so was I. And it wasn't.

[Host 2]

I'm like, get out of my apartment.

[Host 3]

But you and Des together are too powerful. I don't like when you connect too much.

[Host 1]

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[Host 2]

Oh my God.

[Host 3]

And like 2022. And I just want to know, like, how dumb were we in 2022? Because you know, people go, people change. I think you actually can see like us change or lack there or it's exactly the same. I don't know. I can't get myself to listen to it. Like 2020 was when we started. What a time.

[Host 2]

Which doesn't 2020 feels like two years ago, but it was six.

[Host 3]

Do you know in 2006 was 20 years ago when the Devil Wears product came out. Yeah, 20 years ago.

[Host 2]

We've been friends for.

[Host 3]

I'm only 20 years old.

[Host 2]

We've been friends for 10 years. Really? Probably because if you count like meeting on Summer House, we really met that like year before. Yeah, 10 years. You know, I had this thought the other day because I was. I'm always, like, doing my hypothetical bachelorette party in my head. Same, sorry, I'm not stronger than the patriarchy. But so I'm always, like, planning my hypothetical bachelorette party. And you know how, like, people will always say, oh, don't trust her if she doesn't have any, like, childhood friends or, like. Or they'll just like. Or they'll say different things. Like, oh, she always has. Of falling out with a friend. Or like, girls that have big. Or even the opposite girls who have big groups of friends. I can't trust them because they're not close with any of them.

[Host 3]

Or someone said, if you just have childhood friends, you can't make new friends. That's a red flag.

[Host 2]

You like? And I would always kind of get down on myself because I remember, like, if I had a falling out with a childhood friend, I'd be like, oh, my God, what does that say about me as an adult? Like, am I not as nice as I was? Whatever.

[Host 3]

Are you a girl's girl? Yeah. Are you even a girl's girl? You knew a girl and you weren't nice to your girl's girl? How many girls do you have in your life? Are you. Do you. Girl, girl, girl. I'm a girl's girl. Girl.

[Host 2]

Wait, why is that the perfect.

[Host 3]

Because that's when I see a comment. That's how I read it. Is she even a girl's girl? Have you even met a girl before? Are you even a girl?

[Host 2]

I love when people will do, like, full dissertations on the Internet and you're like, wow, that's a really good point. And then at the bot. The end, they'll be like, and she's mean. You're like, okay, so whatever. I always, like, think about that. How, like, girl women get yelled at for, like, any type of friend they have. And then I was thinking about men and how they always have so many group chats. Like, I have so many girls in my DMs, being like, my husband's group chat is like, 14, 14 of them. And they all played little league together. Like, I'm like, okay, get something front. Anyway, I feel like I figured out men have a ton of friends and they don't have falling outs. And they have different groups of friends from different parts of their lives that they're still friends with because they have low emotional intelligence.

[Host 3]

Yeah, they don't talk about anything. If you talk about anything, you'll never fight.

[Host 2]

Yeah, they don't. Like, even if they do get into a fight, they don't even even talk about that fight. They just get over it.

[Host 3]

Even if they get gossip, it dies with them. Like, they don't tell anyone it. We're like, think about every problem in a girl's group. It's because eventually one girl says something about the other girl, the other girl agrees or dis or disagrees, and then immediate beef. Whenever I'm in a friend group, there's that, like, initial high that, like, you're in a group and you feel like you belong to something. And then an immediate fear of, oh, no, like, there's gonna be drama. And the second a little whisper comes in that, like, so and so said something about you, you're like, oh, my God.

[Host 2]

You know, we have to make sure of what. We have to make sure we're in the same mom group.

[Host 3]

Oh, no. Are you a girl? Mom's girl? Mom's mom? Are you a mom's mom? Are you a girl? Mom, Mom?

[Host 2]

Have I ever seen the thing on the.

[Host 3]

Wait, I know what it is. I sound like a. I'm in a Swedish club. Are you a girl's girl?

[Host 2]

Are you a girl's girls, girl?

[Host 3]

Someone could do like a remix.

[Host 2]

Yeah, like six, five.

[Host 3]

Wait. Imagine guys being like, is he even a guy's guy? Are you a guy's guy, though?

[Host 2]

No, truly.

[Host 3]

Actually, the roast was. Oh, my God. My favorite part of the roast. Cause look, say what you want. The man's gone through some stuff.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

Katt Williams inspired me to be a stand up comedian.

[Host 2]

He did phenomenal.

[Host 3]

His opening of that special where he walks on and he goes every damn hustling is the best opening of any special. Anyway, his career's, you know, there's been some craziness. I think he got in a fight with an eight year old. Who knows?

[Host 2]

Did he?

[Host 3]

Which is hilarious.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

So him and Kevin have beef because he just, like, talked really bad shit about Kevin on Shannon Sharpe's podcast, about how Kevin's like an industry plant. Da, da, da. And they don't fudge with each other.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

Katt Williams shows up and he calls.

[Host 2]

Who is Shannon Sharpe?

[Host 3]

He's. He was a football player, I think. Or he does, like, sports stuff.

[Host 2]

Because I was like, why does everyone, every guy I've ever met know who that, like, know who it is?

[Host 3]

People go on his podcast and I guess he gets a lot out of them.

[Host 2]

Yeah, I've seen that. But I'm. But I didn't know what his, like, initial thing, how he started.

[Host 3]

He looks like a football player. Like, he's jacked so apparently, Kevin Hart was supposed to host the Oscars, which is funny because if he got that gig, he would have kept it forever. He's. He's a really good host, but he had a homophobic tweet come up, and Cat says what the tweet was, which was, if I had ever had a kid who was gay, I would take a dollhouse and hit him in the head with it. And Kat goes. And that's the gayest way to deal with. To deal with your kid if he's gay. And then he goes on to be like, Kat, he goes. And then you. You created a vegan restaurant chain gay. And he goes. And you're always hanging out with all these muscular men and the rock gay. Like, he goes off about how gay it is, which is really funny. And then they have this beautiful moment where they kind of say, like, let's make up. Like, let's call a spade a spade. Which, like, is so boy to be like, let's not talk about any of the things that were said or done. And I'll trust you right now if you trust me. Let's move on.

[Host 2]

Literally the worst things ever. It's like you were at a diddy party. Like, if somebody tweeted, paige desorvo is actually been seen at a diddy party and done, like, weird. I'm never. Not even. Am I never speaking to that person again. I'm literally. No guys in your house.

[Host 3]

Guys will get into physical altercations.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

And, like, still invite them on the bachelor party. He's like, well, he was invited. He'll be fine. He. After a couple beers. He's really fun, actually.

[Host 2]

They also can do the most insane things. Like, the amount of times I've heard guys be like, oh, I became friends with him because, like, we were dating the same girl. And then, like. And I'm like, that's, like, kind of fudge up.

[Host 3]

It's like the most random thing. Like, I'll see two guys sitting next to each other. Each other at my standup show, and, like, they'll immediately become best friends after saying, like, four words to each other. Like, I got his number, and, like, we're hanging out tomorrow.

[Host 2]

Well, they say because they don't have. They don't feel competition between each other because there's enough seats for all the men. But women feel insane competition because there's not enough seats for us.

[Host 3]

Well, it's like, because we. We are, like, trying to protect. No, they're protecting, and we're the attackers. Like, we have to get Power. So we have to like.

[Host 2]

You know what I said to a man over the weekend? I said, yeah, and we're the only species that's attracted to our number one predator. And he looked at me and goes, oh.

[Host 3]

He goes, It's 7:00am Go back to.

[Host 2]

I was just asking if you wanted still or sparkling.

[Host 3]

Anyway, do you know why I couldn't go to dinner that night?

[Host 2]

Why?

[Host 3]

Because I was editing the podcast all day, fighting for my life. Shout out to Grace. We respect your work. Back in the day, when I was editing the pod, we didn't have video. Right now it's like, there's video, there's baked in ads. There's like, no, she does a lot. It's. She's talking to the CEO of Duncan before she goes like, it's crazy. But Grace sent me a photo which I'll put in the newsletter of her floating in water saying, me while you're fighting for your life. And you know what? She deserves it.

[Host 2]

She does.

[Host 3]

She deserves it. It's important that you make sure that your employees take breaks.

[Host 2]

Yeah. No, you have to have good benefits and resting days.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Josephine literally takes off whenever she wants. I'm like, yeah, girl, mental health day for me too, actually. She tells me when she thinks we

[Host 1]

should take the day off.

[Host 3]

She goes like on Too Far, she's

[Host 2]

like, I canceled everything. I'm like, you can't.

[Host 3]

She goes, it's been a long weekend.

[Host 2]

One day she really did call me and she goes, I think you're gonna be tired for that in two days, so I'm gonna cancel it. I'm like, no, we can't cancel that. She's like, no, I'm gonna.

[Host 3]

I do love though, when someone puts something on my schedule and they're like, are you sure? And I go, you're so fucking right. I'm gonna be. I'm not gonna make it.

[Host 2]

One thing we can't cancel is to. Well, it'll be today. Tuesday, May 12th. Daphne Summer is launching Daphne Fitz and I really like, I've been trying to make a bloomer for a really long time.

[Host 3]

Wait, what is a bloomer?

[Host 2]

Like the little like shorts that look like. Cuz I feel like they're more pajama than they are like going out. Out.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

And like in the summer I wanted like a little strip. So I've been like trying to make them in different fabrics and I. We finally like figured it out. So they're launching Woman in Stem and we just have like cute little like sets for over bathing suits. It's really fun summer.

[Host 3]

How many pieces?

[Host 1]

A lot.

[Host 3]

You. I don't know.

[Host 2]

I'm not involved in that full summer collection. Like, there's like, three different pants, matching tops.

[Host 3]

I'm just, like, so happy for you because I feel like you were meant to say I came out with a collection. You love saying the word collection. You are the collection.

[Host 2]

And I'm really trying to lean. I'm leaning into Daphne this summer. Like, I really just want to lean into it. And our show and giggly sweat. Forgot about. We have to go. Actually, I just realized.

[Host 3]

Oh, yeah, we have to. She goes, actually, never mind. I have to go. Forget all that. Oh, I want to leave us on a mental health moment.

[Host 2]

Okay.

[Host 3]

I was getting a spray tan at 10pm in LA and boom, period.

[Host 2]

Mental health.

[Host 3]

I was talking about asking her about if she does a lot of weddings because it's like wedding season, and she's like, you know what's interesting? When a bride is really crazy, more crazy things happen to her. The weekend of the wedding or when a bride is calm, less stuff happens to her. And I was like, that is so life. Like, when you come in with bad energy, bad energy finds you. It's almost like you.

[Host 2]

You.

[Host 3]

You manifest craziness where, like, not that crazy things aren't happening to the com bride, but it doesn't, like, extrapolate. Like, it doesn't crazy word. It doesn't, like, build and moment more chaotic. It's like if you're in a china shop and you're a bull.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

If you trip on one thing and then you stop, it's like you tripping and then getting mad and you hit something else and that hit something else and it becomes crazy. So I just want everyone to leave with that. Be. Try to be the calm bride, and the world will respond to you.

[Host 2]

Love that.

[Host 3]

We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling, and we'll talk to you later. Bye.

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[Host 2]

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