Giggling about sexting, scarves, and side parts

Summary

Giggly Squad – "Giggling about sexting, scarves, and side parts"

Hosts: Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo
Date: December 9, 2025

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of Giggly Squad takes listeners through Hannah and Paige’s signature blend of humor, irreverence, and candid conversation. The duo riff on everything from daily mishaps and psychic appointments to fashion trends (side parts & scarves), pop culture (the Diddy documentary), and women’s health. Their trademark self-deprecation and friend-to-friend banter shine, making serious topics both relatable and engaging.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

Opening Antics & Going Global

• Location update: Hannah is podcasting from Mexico, while Paige is cozy at home.
  • “Giggly's global. We've gone global.” – (Paige, 01:13)
• Both joke about the challenges and vanity of recording virtually.
  • “I do look gorgeous today.” – (Paige, 01:18)

A Day in the Life & Psychic Rituals

• Paige runs through her busy day, including a high-pressure interview for her show In Bed With and a humorous confession about taking beta blockers for nerves (02:21).
• They debate the etiquette of declining social invites in favor of a psychic appointment.
  • “That is so sweet, but I have a psychic appointment tomorrow at 6... It’s really important to me.” – (Paige quoting herself, 04:00)
• Both analyze their different approaches to psychic readings: Paige is reserved, Hannah admits to people-pleasing.
  • "You’re so much better at psychic appointments than me… I’m like, I know what you mean and I’m gonna tell you exactly what you might have meant.” – (Hannah, 05:54)
• Conversation about making secret audio recordings of psychic sessions—“Women in STEM!” (Paige, 06:53)

Fashion Mishaps, Comedy Gigs, and the “Bat Omen”

• Hannah tells a story of her kitten heel getting stuck in her jeans during a comedy show, then a bat flying into the theater (08:14–11:13).
  • Bat is humorously named “Paige” due to its flawless chaos.
  • The “bat omen” is googled mid-show and (supposedly) means good things for her career.
  • "Apparently it’s an omen for positivity for your career. Like a change in your career type thing.” – (Hannah, 12:03)

Sexting, Body Anxiety, and Male Attention

• Hannah accidentally texts Paige a revealing bikini selfie; they riff on being sexualized and their attitudes towards male attention. (12:32–14:14)
  • “Something about boob attention, like, gives me the ick. Like, I don't want guys staring at my tits, but, like, stare at my butt because I'm walking away, you know?” – (Hannah, 13:21)
  • “Men would have sex with, like, an apple pie.” – (Paige, 13:58)
• Extended childish hypothesizing about what objects they’d "experiment" with if they had a penis.

Diddy Documentary Deep-Dive

• The pair dissect the P. Diddy docuseries (“second Diddy doc” for Hannah!)
• Paige claims Tupac and Biggie were killed because of a “lover’s quarrel,” suggesting suppressed sexuality at the heart of the tragedy.
  • "I'm sorry, Tupac and Biggie were unfortunately killed because P. Diddy couldn't say that he was gay.” – (Paige, 15:39)
• They compare the music industry’s “beef” to sorority drama, poking fun at both.

Cat Ownership & Family Dynamics

• Quick detour into cat obsession after a cameo appearance by Paige’s cat.
• Discussion about “complicating” friends’ lives with cat ownership and family dynamics over holiday gatherings. (18:45–19:46)
  • “I made Grace get a cat. I made Dez's brother. I've made everyone get cats.” – (Hannah, 18:54)
  • “That’s the price she has to pay for this gorgeous gal.” – (Paige, 19:36)

Spotify Age & Millennial Reflection

• Both quiz each other about their ‘Spotify age’ and reflect on feeling the age they were at the start of COVID.
• Conversation veers into “girl boss” era discourse, generational differences in ambition, and the pendulum swing towards trad-wife aesthetics. (25:13–28:00)
  • "Nowadays, if you have a sniffle, you don't have to go into work. Like, nowadays people realize you don't." – (Hannah, 26:53)

Hair Talk: Side-Parts, Cowlicks & Head Shapes

• Debate about the alleged return of the side part, cowlick woes, and millennial/middle/side part nostalgia.
  • “Personally, I think my face looks better with the side part.” – (Paige, 33:16)
  • “I love how this is an audio podcast. And we're like, look at the left side of her angle of her cheekbone.” – (Hannah, 34:35)

Streamers, Award Shows & Pop Culture

• The changing movie/TV landscape, from cable to streaming wars, with shoutouts to Chelsea Handler, Julia Roberts, and Leonardo DiCaprio.
  • "If you keep saying, ‘one day I’ll start that business,’ consider this your sign." – (Hannah, 45:49, during a brief ad segue)
• They bemoan the trend of intentionally depressing films for awards and crave more respect for comedic performances. (40:47)
  • "I can cry way easier than put together a 60-minute comedy.” – (Paige, 40:47)

Influencers & Holiday Birthdays

• They mock an influencer who changed her kid’s birthday to avoid Christmas overlap and ponder the astrological consequences.
  • “You lie to her and tell her she’s an Aries.” – (Paige, 48:45)
  • “That’s so selfish to do because, what, it’s not good for your schedule?” – (Paige, 48:50)

Mrs. Claus Gets Her Due

• Paige and Hannah advocate for Mrs. Claus’s happiness, workload, and image.
  • “Why can’t she… that’s like one of my number one words… frumpy.” – (Hannah, 50:33)
• Dissection of Santa/Mrs. Claus “optics” and unpaid labor.

Women’s Health & The UTI Struggle

• In-depth discussion about the lack of accessible feminine hygiene products, the “pink tax,” and Paige’s personal fight with recurring UTIs.
  • “Did you ever shoot without me?” (Cat as metaphor for dependency, 18:06)
  • “They’re literally taxing us on something that we need… and you know what’s not taxed? Viagra.” – (Hannah, 53:25)
  • Advice (and frustration) about common but unhelpful UTI remedies.
  • “Have you tried, like, wiping from front to back? I was like, yes, Bianca. I've been wiping front to back since, I don't know, the day I sat on the toilet.” – (Paige, 54:21)
• Sharing their platform to advocate for improved women’s healthcare, menopause awareness, and destigmatization.

Scarves: Who Can Wear Them?

• Responding to Bobby Flay’s complaint about their anti-scarf stance for men.
  • “Chefs are allowed to wear scarves.” – (Hannah, 60:09)
  • “Finance bros can’t wear scarves. No, they do. They shouldn’t…” – (Hannah, 60:52)
  • The rule: If your job is “overly masculine” and you’ve thrown a pot or handle knives, scarves are fine.

Final Thoughts

• Riffs on recording mishaps, the podcast’s intentionally “chaotic” structure, and their chemistry as friends.
  • “The point of this podcast is to laugh and escape our lives.” – (Paige, 31:50)
  • “I need 18 side quests in a story to stay focused on a story.” – (Hannah, 32:09)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Sorry for being truthful. Sorry for not making up a lie... It’s really important to me.” – Paige (04:23)
• “That’s the price she has to pay for this gorgeous gal.” – Paige, on cat ownership (19:36)
• “Men would have sex with, like, an apple pie.” – Paige (13:58)
• “I'm sorry, Tupac and Biggie were unfortunately killed because P. Diddy couldn't say that he was gay. Sorry, that was a lover’s quarrel.” – Paige (15:39)
• “The point of this podcast is to laugh and escape our lives.” – Paige (31:50)
• “Chefs are allowed to wear scarves.” – Hannah (60:09)
• “Finance bros can’t wear scarves. ... When a girl is cold, it's adorable. ... When a man is cold, he can't support a family.” – Hannah (61:12)
• “I can cry way easier than put together a 60-minute comedy.” – Paige (40:47)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 01:00 – Space Jam intro; Paige in Mexico, going global.
• 02:21 – Paige’s intense workday recap and beta blocker confession.
• 04:00-05:04 – Psychic appointment scheduling conundrum.
• 08:14–11:13 – Bat drama at Hannah’s comedy show.
• 12:32–14:14 – Accidental sexting, body talk, and sexualization.
• 15:28–16:46 – Diddy docuseries “gay lover’s quarrel” theory.
• 25:13–28:00 – Spotify age conversation, girl boss era, generational analysis.
• 33:03–35:05 – Side part vs. middle part; hair struggles.
• 40:47 – The struggle for respect in comedy acting.
• 48:01–49:20 – Influencer changes baby’s birthday; astrology jokes.
• 51:13–54:21 – Women’s bathrooms, tampon struggles, pink tax.
• 60:09–61:17 – Scarves and who can wear them.

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Tone & Style

Consistently irreverent, chaotic, and self-aware, Hannah and Paige blend genuine friendship with sharp wit. They fearlessly puncture sacred cows—whether pop stars, wellness trends, or their own social gaffes—making for an episode that’s as cathartic as it is hilarious.

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For Listeners

If you haven’t listened yet:
Expect a raucous, tangential journey through current events, TikTok controversies, anatomy overshares, and the healing magic of laughter. Paige and Hannah welcome you as a Giggler—where nothing is too off-topic and everything is up for affectionate ridicule.

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Quick Reference Topics

• Psychic appointments and honesty in scheduling (04:00)
• Male objectification and “if I had a penis…” (14:31)
• Diddy doc wild theories (15:28)
• Women's health: UTI struggle and pink tax (52:00–54:21)
• Fashion: Side parts resurgence, scarves (33:03, 60:09)
• Cat lady crusades (18:45)
• Streaming pop culture takes (41:28)

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Missed the episode? This summary captures the best bits, keeps the energy, and ensures you’re giggle-ready for the next Squad drop.

Transcript

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Sup, Gigglers?

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Gary, fix your WI fi.

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Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

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I mean, the day just got away from me.

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Greetings, Gigglers. We are now taking over your radio. Okay, that is a niche space jam reference that only three people got, but I decided to do it.

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No, that was good. It was different. We weren't expecting it.

[C]

I also have to let you guys know, I'm in Mexico. I went from Kansas City to Mexico.

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And I'm in my bedroom.

[C]

And you know, Giggly's global. We've gone global.

[A]

I don't usually like doing virtual because it's just like. It's not the same vibe. Like, whatever. But I do look gorgeous today.

[C]

Well, your hair is so bouncy.

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Bouncy.

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And.

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Well, I had a bunch of things I had to do today.

Well, I had to leave the home.

[C]

Sorry. I've run running around all day.

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Sorry. I've been running around. So my curls have been bouncing all over the city.

[C]

Wait, tell us, what did you do today?

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Okay, I had to wake up.

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Oh, no.

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Which first off, it. So I wake up.

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That happens.

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I'm fucking pissed. I had to go. I had a. I had to go to Daphne. We had a Daphne meeting this morning. Then I had to go film my last episode of In Bed With.

[C]

Wait, you couldn't tell them you wanted to do remote? Weren't you. Aren't you the owner? Can't you be like, I know everyone.

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Wanted to go in. I was like, great, I guess we're going in.

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I just envision everyone at a table and then you want a huge screen under your covers. I'm a hologram.

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I'm like, actually, let's put AI to use. Then I went to Amazon. I had to film an episode of In Bed with Paper Page to sort of. Which I just want to say was my last episode of the second season. I was so petrified to interview this guest halfway. I took a beta blocker for it. So that's how I'll sum it up with who our guest was.

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Oh, do you want me to guess?

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Anything to add?

[C]

Wait, you didn't say who the guest was. Oh, no.

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I feel like I can't say yet.

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Oh, okay. Okay.

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I don't know if I'm.

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How do you think it went?

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I think it went well because after she was like, thank you. Good job here today. And I was like, okay, thank you. And then her team was like, she really loved it. She said it was great. And I was like, okay.

[C]

Phew.

[A]

And then halfway through the interview, I'm on my, like, no deodorant journey. And I'm like, not the day to be on my no deodorant journey. I'm literally profusely sweating. But honestly, that's the first time I've taken a beta blocker in.

Since, like, to work when we went on Jimmy.

[C]

Fallon and when we went to that one party once.

By the way, I have to call you out for doing something insane. Oh, my God, you always insane. But also, like, I respect you.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

We had a sweet, sweet friend invite us to do something last minute.

Guys, this is bonkers. Our sweet, sweet friend was like, by the way, last minute invite, no pressure, but I have something going on in the city tomorrow. And I said, this is so. Thank you so much for the invite. Unfortunately, I'm in Mexico, otherwise, I would definitely be there. Hour later, Paige comes through. I'm gonna read the text to you guys, because the way she phrased it is so funny. She goes, that is so sweet, but I have a psychic appointment tomorrow at 6 that. It's really important to me. The girl did not respond.

I don't think she'll ever respond. Okay.

[A]

Sorry for being truthful. Sorry for not up a lie. Sorry for not being like, sorry, can't make it.

[C]

Did you almost think up a lie or you were. You like, actually, this person will get it if I just tell them the truth.

[A]

I was like, this person will get it. And I was like, and this is what's happening. And mind you, I've changed my appointment with my psychic twice. And I'm like, sorry, I can't change on her again.

[C]

It gets bad juju.

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Yeah. It's bad energy. And so I was like, sorry, I can't come. This is really important to me after it.

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You have to process it. You can't just go into the world. Yeah. Then you can't reflect on your whole life.

[A]

Well, Hannah, that's the thing. That's why I was like, if I Wanted to lie. I could have been like, my psychic appointments at 7, and it's like, okay, well, you can't come.

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I'm gonna have a migraine tomorrow, so I can't.

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But, like, my psychic appointments at six, and then I need the two hours after that to go over what she said. Call my mom.

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Yes.

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Then you need to rewrite your whole life.

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You're like, you're cut.

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And think for at least 45.

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Also, you have to send me everything that might possibly have to do with us because I'm also, like, part of it. Like, I'm literally ner. Tomorrow.

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I have my questions ready. Like, this is an interview.

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This is the most important thing I'm doing all week. My entire life is on the back. It depends on this moment.

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I'll know tomorrow at 6 if we're making it or breaking it. Okay, people, this is life or death. Gird your loins.

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And I love how you start off and you're just like, hey, how are you?

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Hey.

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So much fun at that.

[C]

You're so much better at psychic appointments than me, though, because you give them nothing Where I'm, like, a people pleaser. So I'm like, I know what you mean. And I'm gonna tell you exactly what you might have meant.

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Well, half the time, I'm not trying to not give them anything. It's more like I forget true. You know? And they're like, do you have a dad? And I'm like, I don't think so. Hold on. You know, I'm like, let me just say it. Let me chat.

[C]

And then the psychic will lie to you and be like, I told you that was gonna happen last time. And you're like, oh, yeah.

Yeah.

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You know, I don't ever. I should go back. Like, I. Before tomorrow. I should go back and re. Listen to my one last year just to see.

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I write notes, but then the notes obviously make no sense.

[A]

Make no sense. I try. Oh, some psychics are like, you can't record anything. But if they don't say anything, I'll record it. Like, I'll put my phone on speaker, and then I'll, like, record it from, like, my iPad.

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You're such a punk.

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So that I have it. I was gonna. Women in stem. Sorry.

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Do you. Every six months. Is that, like, your rule?

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So when I'm going through a bad.

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Time.

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I'll go every six months. But typically once a year, like last year, the year before, I'm hitting that up every two weeks. I'm like, do you think, Mimi, we're doing like I have it. The. The last time I did it was last January.

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It is sometimes scary to go to a psychic when things are going well in your life because you're like, oh no, what if she's going to tell me? I'm actually not happy.

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Mm.

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But I do have to say your psychic witchy presence follows me everywhere I go.

I was in. I forget where I was, but I was wearing a kitten heel.

Inspired by you. Hugo Boss has amazing kitten heels. And this jean that like the bottom is folded so there's like an opening and I look, I have a couple jokes in my hour where I joke about our friendship. I may, you know, say a couple funny things about you. And I was literally telling a joke about you and your pretty privilege or something. And my kitten heel gets stuck in my bottom jean. And I almost tear an acl and everyone.

[A]

My ancestors.

[C]

Yes. And I go, yeah, Paige Disorpo just put a hex on me. And then I swear to God, I'm watching Ally on stage. Ali, Colbert, shout out. And something goes across the screen and I'm like, what is going on? And the crowd starts like yelling. Like, not like a.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're backstage, Ally's out on stage.

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Yeah. And there's like a little. There's like a little screen, you know, where you could see the stage.

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Okay.

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And I'm like waiting for her to finish. So I go on and a thing. Thing goes across the camera and people start yelling. But like blood curdling yells like.

Like, what's going on? It goes back and I realize there's a bat in the theater. A bat. No. I know. So Allie just flying about, just flying back and forth. I'm like, what is she gonna do? So Allie's like, she deals with it and then the bat disappears. And I'm like, oh great.

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Wait, wait, wait. She deals with it how?

[C]

She made. I think she made.

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You just literally glossed over the meat the stereotype.

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But she's a. She's a lesbian. So everyone was like, Ally's got it under control and she handled it.

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Enough said. And she put it in her pocket.

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Like everyone felt safe. Cuz Ally was like, guys, don't worry. The ghost is going to be okay. Like, wait.

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In a lesbian relationship? Is it established?

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Yeah, great. Great question. We might need a lesbian correspondent. I do think sometimes there is. They say, you know, the more masc one or like a top bottom situation. But with lesbians, it's not a lot more flexible where some girl might be really into taking out the trash. And another one kills the insects. There's less rules and a lot more. Multiple people have their, you know, their things, doing their things. Especially, like, if they're. If they're mothers. Anyway, fast forward bat disappears, falls asleep. I don't know. I get on stage and I'm just like, I guess the bat's gone. Of course, the bat comes back and, like, what am I supposed to do? There's a bat flying around in this haunt.

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Can you even catch a bat?

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Like, no. Also, these poor girls in the balcony are, like, right where the bat is.

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And then, I'm sorry, but I would.

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Have left, I guess. Kansas City, there's bats. Like, it's, like, kind of a thing. But I, like, wasn't anticipating it. I've performed in three many theaters. I've never seen a bat before. And everyone's yelling, and we ended up naming the bat Paige.

[A]

Wait, is that why. Is that why I was inundated? Like, usually I'll get like, one or two DMs, like, hey, are you in San Antonio with Hannah? And I'm like, no, but I was, like, inundated with Kansas. Yeah, we know you're here.

[C]

That's possible. I said, Paige is. Well, I said, the bat is a paid actor. No one get. No one get upset. This bat is just, you know, working.

[A]

I flew this bat in.

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The bat was so crazy. The bat just, like, would fly a little bit and disappear once during both our sets. And then Ali goo.

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Honestly. So she can't, like, hey, I'm out here for the set. Now I'm done.

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The bad.

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Just wanted to be like, by the way, I just know that I would flex on you hoes if I wanted to, but I'm going to sleep. And Ali Googled it. I have to do this more Googling omens. Omen sounds scary, but she says if you, like, you could literally be like, person with a blue shirt walks past me. What's that? Omen?

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Yeah.

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So apparently it's an omen.

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I got to search.

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I know. And, like, I don't have time.

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Sorry.

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And. And is she just typing this freely into Google, or is there a And what was the omen for that it.

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Meant, like, positivity for your career. Like, good. Like a change in your career type thing. I don't know, but I was like, okay, I guess we're good, but.

[A]

Oh, okay, great. So that and all the gigglers there were good?

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Oh, yeah, the gigglers loved it. They look.

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They're have.

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They're hammered they're having fun. And the theaters are gorgeous. Like, it's giving Phantom of the Opera. Like, they're beautiful, but deeply, deeply haunted. Also, I'm sorry for sexting you earlier today. I didn't mean to.

[A]

Hannah.

Your boobs are huge.

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It was an angle.

[A]

I texted you back like a troll online and was like, are you pregnant? I was like, this is obscene.

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I almost responded saying, I'm not pregnant. No, I took up, you guys. I took a bikini photo, like, selfie, and my tit was in it, and it was from below, so obviously it looked massive.

[A]

You know what's interesting is that, like, I don't have any boobs, and I make it my whole personality where, like, you have big boobs and you don't talk about them. You don't show them. You don't even, like, really, like, acknowledge them. And I'm wondering if they're like, get. We get it. You love your ass. Like, we're here, too, though.

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See how it is? I just. I don't like being sexualized in a boob girl.

I don't like how you're sexualizing me on this podcast right now. I know I'm beautiful and voluptuous. No. But, yeah, something about boob attention, like, gives me the ick. Like, I don't want guys staring at my tits, but, like, stare at my butt because I'm walking away, you know?

[A]

Period attention.

[C]

Yeah, like, boob attention is very, like, oh, I don't like it. I know I wore a bikini today, and, like, one guy looked at my bikini, and I was like, I need to put a T shirt over this. This is disgusting. Wow. Well, male attention does nothing for me. The men wanting to have sex with you, like, look, I love a man who falls in love with me because that's fun and you could ruin their life.

[A]

But men would have sex with, like, an apple pie.

[C]

Men would have sex. Warm bread pudding. Men would have sex.

[A]

Literally.

[C]

Men have sex with their. Like, it's disgusting. They would have sex with anything. They would jerk off. They jerk off to anything. They.

[A]

You know, it's a weird thing to think about. Like. Like, it's a weird thing to think. Like. Like, one day you pick a guy, and you're like, I'm going to marry this guy.

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And.

[A]

And, like, you don't. You never will know if he's put his dick in something weird.

[C]

Like a peach.

[A]

Like, okay, this is, like, very niche. But every time I open. Every time I open any type of hair gel, I always.

If I had a dick and I did in there. What would it feel?

[C]

Well, this is the thing. What we're trying to say is if we were men, we would stick our dick in any. Everything.

[A]

Yeah.

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In things.

[A]

Just to see what it felt like. So I'm sure, like we're walking around here with boyfriends and husbands and fiances and all. All the time. We don't know what have they put their dick in?

[C]

I would put it in, like, mayonnaise.

[A]

Yeah. Like jar jello. Like a jar of like, peanut butter. A jar of, like, fluff.

Yeah. Like I'm sticking it in.

[C]

Are we 12 year old boys?

[A]

Wait, speaking of penises, can we actually just cut right to the Diddy doc?

[C]

Oh, my God. I watched all of it. And this is my second Diddy doc, by the way. Like, I'm deep in it.

[A]

Yeah, like your preface.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

There was so much information. My biggest takeaway from the P. Diddy doc. Well, one, I'm. I want 50 cent energy in 2026.

[B]

Like, I really.

[A]

I actually. I'm not hating as hard as I could be. And it shows. And I could be doing so much more. And I'm going to start.

But secondly, I know that I think everyone's gay and I say it on the pod all the time. And I've dated so many gay men, I can't keep count. So I do feel like I am an expert in this field. And I'm sorry. Tupac and Biggie were unfortunately killed because P. Diddy couldn't say that he was gay. Sorry, that was a lover's quarrel. Quarrel. Like, what are we talking about here? He was jealous of the friendship that they had, so he killed them both. Hello. This man is gay and nobody's letting him come out. And I think that's the crux of it.

And so now I have to get police escorts everywhere.

[C]

I'm not adding to the Crips blood conversation. That's gonna be on you.

[A]

Let me have a moment. No, because I'm like.

[C]

I'm like.

[A]

Wait a minute though. This whole documentary, like, they're talking about every single beef that all of them had. All of the beef is just because they couldn't, like, say how they felt. Like, it's so emotional. I'm sorry if you switched all the people in that documentary to blonde girls in college. Sorry, that's just sororities, honey. Sorry. That's just making the cheer team in the South. Like, what are we saying?

[C]

East versus West? Sorry, that's Bama.

Guys. What?

Yeah, so I did just get a weird memory of Me getting off a subway in Brooklyn with some classmates and one of them being like, you have to take your hat off. Like, I think it was like, red. And they were like, you can't wear that here because of gangs. And I was like, I don't think they're going to think I'm rallying for a game.

[A]

I'm a Latin king. Thank you so much. I look amazing in gold. Give it to yourself.

[C]

I don't think they think I'm trying to make a statement. And they're like, take off your hat. And I was like, oh, shit.

The diddy, he was assaulting everyone. Like no one was safe. His mom, his bros, his girls, himself. Oh, did Kitty just meow?

[A]

Yeah. Well, I haven't seen her all day.

[C]

Oh, she misses you. She gets love starved.

[A]

Where's my mom?

[C]

Well, she was like, did you ever shoot without me?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

She's like, you went to a Daphne meeting? Nobody told me.

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

Wait, look at her.

[C]

Let me see. If you guys are on YouTube, you can see this extra. Oh, my God. She's. That's a fake cat.

[A]

Sorry. That's AI. She saw the light. Yes, Kitty, that's the light. That's the camera.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yes, darling. Yes.

[C]

Yes.

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Get a different angle.

[C]

Yes. My.

[A]

This is my sweet girl.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

She's a little baby girl.

Hannah. Oh, I don't even have a microphone. Hannah. I can't believe I ever didn't have a cat. Guys, what are you doing? If you don't own cats, I can't.

[C]

I do have to say, I made Grace get a cat. I made Dez's brother. I've made everyone get cats. And now I'll be like, hey, come visit me. And they're like, I can't. I have a cat. So now I've, like, complicated everyone'. But it's worth it. It's worth it for the cats. I was like, tell Aiden I was like, stay at our apartment for something. And he's like, aiden has two cats because of you. He can't just leave them.

[A]

The other day, Sierra asked my mom if next year for Thanksgiving she could bring her cat. And my mom goes, I have to draw the line somewhere. This can be a house of cats.

[C]

Yeah. Kim has marble countertops.

[A]

Well, Kim's allergic to cats, so it's really not great for her. She has to take a Claritin every.

[B]

Time she comes over.

[A]

But that's the price she has to pay for this gorgeous gal.

[C]

That's what I told Des. I said, I take birth control. You Take Claritin. Let's move forward. A1 an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.

[A]

Sorry, that's just me. You're a mother, you're looking out for your daughter.

[C]

Literally.

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[A]

Did you look at what your Spotify Age was?

[C]

31.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

I know.

[A]

25.

[C]

Does my. You think you're better than me?

[A]

No, but I do feel if someone said to me right now, without knowing how old you are, how old do you think you are? I do feel the age that I was when we started Covid. Like, I feel 27, like about to turn 28.

[C]

You're so right. I feel the same. Do you think everyone's stuck?

[A]

Like, everyone's stuck in their Covid age? Yeah, I think, like, kind of. Because I. I think about. It wasn't as stunting for us because we had gone through a ton of milestones already that we had, like, had to do in our early 20s, mid-20s, where, like, the kids that it happened to, where they were like seniors in high school, seniors in college, like, yeah, I can't imagine they're feeling great now.

[C]

I mentioned this on burner film, but Liz Plank said something about the, like, girl, girl boss era and how, like, yeah, there was a specific time, like 2015, 2016, 2017, where us millennial girls were in our early 20s in New York City getting paid 35, 000 a year or less.

[A]

I thought, clearly there's a mistake.

[C]

There's zero missing somewhere. But that was it. It was like, that's it. And we'd all work for these media companies and we had unlimited vacation days, which was code for what if you ask for vacation day? You're. You're a loser.

[A]

So I've never.

[C]

All of us were dying. Nowadays, if you have a sniffle, you don't have to go into work. Like, nowadays people realize you don't. But there was a time. And by the way, all the girl bosses have been canceled. Not that I'm not saying they should have. I'm just saying the girls took down the girls.

[A]

But that was a classic. A classic case.

[C]

Every single Big company that a woman ran. They were like, no.

[A]

Well, you know what? I think partly it is too. It's partly that Gen Z, Jen. Not even Gen Z. I don't even want to say that I like Gen Z. I really feel like it's the younger version. They really like, want this trad wife lifestyle. So I feel like they almost made it seem like, okay, girl bossing is actually not cool. Like, killing yourself seven days a week is not cool. But. But I think what they don't understand is like, we had to go that extreme because we still weren't being paid the same amount. We still still. Like, it was so many years later from, like, is it crazy how the 70s and it's like we're still fighting for the same.

[C]

Everything's a pendulum. Yeah, sorry, I just want. I just wanted to say the word pendulum. But it's like dating. Like, you'll date like a crazy narcissist, and the next guy you date, you like, walk all over and then you go back to dating a narcissist. It's. It's pendulum. Hashtag pendulum.

[A]

Wait a second.

[C]

No, like, that's what would happen to me.

[A]

And then you know what I do? I go gay, straight, gay, straight. Like my first boyfriend, very straight, my next one.

[C]

And that's why when you watch the P. Diddy Doc, you said, I know what's happening here.

[A]

I said, no, I know when you're mad and it's not about what you're really mad about. Like, I know that look, I know when you're suppressing something. Okay? I know that that's why you're so mad.

[C]

Also, no straight guys that detail oriented.

[A]

Also, no straight guy knows when one of their friends talks to the other friend.

[C]

That's so true.

[A]

Like, no straight men know the schedule of other straight men. Like, have you ever asked a straight man anything about their lifelong friends? They don't know. So the fact that Diddy even knew, you want to know the most? Actually, do you want to hear the sickest part of the Diddy Doc? Like the most upsetting part?

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Him and I share a birthday.

[C]

What? Yeah, he's a Scorpio.

[A]

Yeah. Me, P. Diddy, Bethany Frankel and Matthew McConaughey. So I don't know what fucked up dinner party that is, but I know that I'm not leaving it alive. I know that I'm the first kill, like, easy. I'm the easiest target there. I actually vote kill myself first because I don't know what you guys would do tonight.

Just Yell at me a ton, probably.

[C]

But you know what was up? Like, his son with him till the end.

[A]

I haven't been recording.

[C]

But you know what? We.

[A]

We're recording on this.

[C]

We record here. Do you want to press it now?

[B]

Wow.

[A]

I never do that.

[C]

Don't worry. Don't worry.

[A]

Grace, I'm so sorry.

[C]

Okay. Do you want to apologize to the community?

[A]

I want to apologize to the community because I wasn't recording this whole thing. I had a long day.

[C]

She wasn't recording on her microphone, but we got it from the video, so everyone. It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay.

[A]

Things happen.

[C]

Things. You know, life's a pendulum.

[A]

Pendulum. And sometimes you're recording, and then sometimes you're not.

[C]

I was thinking about how Grace did the video about our hand movements being Italian. That was, like, the first stuff. So I'll, like, watch that. Just like, wait, Hannah, I watch.

[B]

Sometimes.

[C]

I'll just. All the views are just me, you, and my nana.

[A]

I'll just resend it to my mom. She goes, I know, it's great. I watch it all the time. And I just watch it. I was like, watch it. And I'll be like, wait, me and my friend are so funny, you guys.

[C]

This is so embarrassing. I watched the sweater clip. When you make fun of my sweater like, every day, it just, like, makes my day.

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

Like, you on my sweater just makes me so happy.

[A]

Because this podcast is escapism. Like, do you know.

Like, people that are like, oh, my God. Hey, like, whatever about, like, anytime someone, like, no, I can't even talk gets me so worked up, Obviously there's going to be criticism about our podcast at some point. Let me get this out. Let me get this out.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

And, like, yes, there should be criticism on anything that has existed that is in existence. Like, you can criticize whatever art you want. Totally. But sometimes people will criticize the podcast, and they'll be like, they don't say anything on it, and it's not organized. And I'm like, yes, that is the point.

[C]

It's.

[A]

The point of this podcast is to laugh and escape our lives.

[C]

I'm sorry. I hate when someone starts an organized story. I'll kill myself. Like, especially when you. When you know where it's gonna go. I'm like, oh, my God. It's like, get to the point.

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

If you have an outline, get a grip.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Get a literal grip.

[C]

I need 18 side quests in a story to stay focused on a story.

[A]

Let me tangent Once in a while.

[C]

I was going to say, though, when I was watching the Italian video. Back to the Italian video. Yeah. Your fingers are so long. Like, it's. It still makes me laugh. And then I was looking at my fingers. My fingers look like if your fingers got attacked by bees and had an allergic reaction.

They're literally so fat. It looks like your fingers. Wait, When I re.

[A]

Watch that video, I realized that our hand movements are now. I, like, can't. Our hand movements are so true to who we are as people.

[C]

Like you. I know what you're saying when you say it. Like, I know exactly.

[A]

Like, I'm very, like, dainty. Like, took ballet. Like, also. But like, pinky up, where you're like, listen, I'll like, you know, like, you're very assertive with your hand motion.

[C]

Different fonts of Italian.

[A]

Yes, yes.

[C]

Wait, Also, I just have to address. Your hair looks beautiful. You are wearing a side part. Yeah, I've been seeing a lot of side parts. Is it like, so fully back? Like, we're so back with this.

[A]

Personally, I think my face looks better with this hide part.

[C]

This is my problem. And I know there has to be other girls out there who suffer from the same thing. With a cowlick where I. And people lie to me and they say, oh, it looks good. And I'm like, no, it doesn't.

[A]

Where is it?

[B]

Where?

[C]

I have an insane cowlick here.

[A]

Okay, so flip to the other side.

[C]

So, like, if, like, that looks crazy.

[A]

Okay, well, you're doing it like a weird emo teenager. Flip to that side.

[C]

Emo llama. This side is too big. And this is the side of my face that I don't like. Oh, oh. Oh, my God. Grace, blur that. Blur that. I don't want that on the Internet. Blur it. My monster side.

[A]

I feel like, as a millennial, I went my whole life doing side part, and I didn't start doing middle part till, like, college, so I'm more. So my middle part was really just my 20s, so I know my side part more.

[C]

I just realized that people have different shaped heads. Like, for some reason, my head, like, okay, I'm like, you have the perfect head, but, like, you have, like, more space on top where I get more narrow. So I feel like I actually sitting right.

I love how this is an audio podcast. And we're like, look at the left side of her angle of her cheekbone.

[A]

I actually see what you're talking about.

[B]

You're.

[C]

You have, like, more surface area. That's why makeup looks better on you because you have more surface area to put it where I have a cone head and I can only fit it. It goes. It's like.

[A]

I get what you're saying. Okay, so you're a middle part girl.

[C]

Yeah. But then I'm the diva when I don't want to go side part.

[A]

Oh, my God, Hannah. It happened one time where we wanted you to.

[C]

Everyone was whispering about me. Everyone whispered about me when I left. They were like, I can't believe.

[A]

Wait, did you see that thing? I think it's Vanity Fair is doing it where it's like, actors ask actors question. Like, interview actors. So it was like, Adam Sandler and, like, Ariana Grande.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And I thought the pairings were all so good, but I was honestly very shocked at. It was Julia Roberts and Sean Penn.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And I don't know why. I was just like, maybe it's because I'm like, I don't really know Sean Penn enough.

[C]

You know him from the Charlie.

[A]

Well, that's the only thing I can, like, reference immediately. There's, like, one other movie I can reference. I feel like he does have, like, controversial things.

[C]

This guy's done cocaine harder than anyone, and his stuff would work. And you're like.

[A]

And I was just like, sorry. I just wanted someone different for Julia.

[C]

Okay, I'll report it to the Academy.

[A]

Like, I wanted, like, a Matthew McConaughey, a Brad Pitt.

[C]

Like, you know what you wanted because she's so iconic, you wanted, like, a gay to bring it out of her. Like, someone who would, like.

[A]

I didn't want. I didn't want a straight man.

[B]

I didn't want.

[C]

Because, like, a straight man's not gonna make her smile. And she has a million dollar smile.

[A]

You know what? That's what it was. I want. I, deep down, wanted to get.

[C]

I wanted her with, like, cold.

Right. They would have had a magical conversation.

[A]

They would have had a magical conversation.

[B]

Pen.

[C]

He would have made her giggle.

[A]

Yeah. I just. I feel like. I feel like Sean. Maybe Sean Penn's funny, but I just felt like.

It wasn't the pairing I wanted.

[C]

I think I might have texted you about this, but sometimes, like, actors talking about certain roles is crazy to me.

[A]

Okay, wait, no. So Hannah and I's friendship. I feel like very early on, we realized that when if I smoke weed and I get high.

That Hannah and I actually are on the same brain wave.

[C]

Perfect wave.

[A]

We're perfectly aligned. Like, no. Like, I can't explain to you how many times.

[C]

Locked in.

[A]

We're locked. And I literally feel like I can Telepathically tell you things, but it's only when I'm high and Hannah's not. So the other day, Hannah texted me, and she was like, what did you say? You were like, sometimes it's, like, so cringe listening to actors talk about acting because it's like, bro, you were pretending. And like, I.

I so understood what you were saying. Because sometimes I'll get so high and I'll note I'll be watching something, and I'm like, you're acting.

[C]

I know you're lying.

[A]

I know you're playing pretend. This is not, like, real.

[C]

Sorry, I can't win an Oscar.

[A]

They pretend. That's insane.

[C]

Like, who am I?

[A]

Like, these kids are in the school.

[C]

Play also, Like, I have a niece and nephew. Like, that's all we do. I'm just like, okay, pretend that we're, like, in a cave and we're getting chased and, like, Lois is killing. I'm like, okay, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar. And I think it was actually, you know, I love Timothy Chevrolet. Yeah. And he's currently doing a lot of interviews. Not his fault, but, like, the way he was speaking with the passion of, like, him pretending to be a ping pong player, I, like, couldn't handle it. He was acting like he'd, you know, had four kids and. And raised them all. And I was like, you pretended to be a ping pong player?

[A]

Well, I think that men can talk passionately about things they like. Like, I think men can talk passionately about, like, work where I feel like.

[C]

Oh, God, you're so right. I feel like girls will do crazy stuff for rules. And then when they brag about it. And again, me even saying bragging, that was clock myself. It like, people are like, oh, they're bragging. And it's like, if a guy. Oh, literally. You know how they say the greatest actor of all time there? It's always the male actors. Like, there has to be a female actor that's better than Leonardo DiCaprio. I'm sorry. Men don't understand empathy. Also, I can talk on Leonardo Caprino because I'm invisible because I'm 34.

[A]

He doesn't care about you. Did you watch the. There's a new George Clooney movie on Netflix. Did you happen to scroll past it.

[B]

Or see it called J Something?

[C]

Oh, yeah, because Adam Sandler got nominated in it.

[A]

So I was, like, so excited because I'm like, oh, like, what a fun movie. George Clooney and Adam Sandler. What a duo. Because it's one of the most Depressing movies I've ever watched in my life. To the point where I'm like, it's a long movie where I'm like, okay, at the end something's gonna happen where like ties this all together and like gives you a good ending. When it ended, I was like, well, there's just no, there's just no way that's how it ended. I actually texted my mom and said, sorry, I told you to watch the George Clooney movie. Don't watch it. It's really depressing. You're not gonna, you're not gonna like it.

[C]

Can I say my hot take?

Movies that come out right now are trying to like get nominated for awards and to win an award you have to have like a really sad movie. Like someone has to die of cancer or like the whole cast has to die or like, like you have to.

[A]

Be like, I actually welcome more. I rather watch a really sad movie. But if I click on a movie one more time and the first line is a thriller.

[B]

A thriller.

[A]

You want to know what? I don't want a thriller. My life alone. I have so much anxiety. I don't need my entertainment.

[C]

You have enough thrills waking up.

[A]

Enough thrill. I'm thrilled.

[C]

No, especially we're watching TV at night. I want you to put me to bed.

[A]

I'm maxed out at thrills. I can't do it anymore.

[C]

Yep. But I was I with acting. I do, I do want more respect on the comedic side because I do have to say I can cry way easier than put together a 60 minute comedy.

[A]

Not to get so industry. And I'm sorry for leaning in right now. It's so industry. But the whole like sale to Netflix of Warner Brothers and like, if it's going to go through possibly whatever, it makes me really nervous for the movie industry because I'm like me as a normal person. I haven't gone to the movie theater probably since COVID because it was like the first thing that it was like, oh, you can't go to the movie theater.

[C]

Only rule.

[A]

And I love going to the movies and I have. There has not been a movie that I'm like, I have to see this in the movie theater. I think the most recent one that everyone saw was like the Wicked. The two Wicked.

[C]

I have to see Wicked too. I haven't had time yet.

[A]

I have where like people were going to the movies.

[C]

They don't know if Netflix is gonna just keep it as is but just like own it or if Netflix is gonna merge and rebrand them all I know is the person who made them just go to Max and now they're hbo Max, y' all up. But anyway, yeah, people don't know, but I do have to say when times are changing, it's always scary. But then hopefully positivity comes out of it. I'm trying to be optimistic.

[B]

I hate change.

[A]

You know, I hate change.

[C]

I know. But do you think about like when they there first was like cable because it was just like network tv. Like people must have been freaking out about cable being like this is too many options.

[A]

What I think about. Yeah, like an HBO was the only like non cable. You know what I think about a lot? When Chelsea Handler left E and went to Netflix and she was like the very first person I feel like to leave cable television go to like a streaming. I actually, I feel like she was so ahead of her time that like her show, her first show on Netflix actually didn't get enough respect.

Because really she kind of like pioneered that where it's like, no, you can switch over and do like different formats and it's streaming, they don't care, you know.

[C]

Yeah. And then she got more creative. She was doing her documentaries and stuff. Yeah. Love you, Charles. But I do think that we. Sorry, Chelsea and I. It's just the color Chelsea. Okay. We, we. I feel like everything will be merged eventually. You can't. People can't afford to have twenty dollar services for like every single.

[A]

And then it's basically like we're just going back to cable because it's like, okay, it's one.

[C]

It's basically back one big thing.

[A]

Anywho, we're not solving that problem today.

[C]

I was gonna say we figured it out.

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To get your ducks in a row.

[B]

And Shopify is the platform to help you get there. Shopify is what everyone uses, from huge brands like Aloe and Skims to people who are just starting out with their first product. We use it for our store too. We're not just talking out of nowhere. I also use it for Daphne. So if you're starting a side thing, a shop, whatever you're doing, you don't have to be a tech person. Shopify removes all the confusing stuff that usually stops people from even trying. And they have so many templates that actually look good. It's not the 2011 blog stop vibes and you can customize everything without knowing how to code. And with Shopify you can sell literally anywhere. TikTok, Instagram in person, add a pop up and now chat GPT. Whatever your customer touches, you can sell through it. So if you keep saying, one day I'll start that business, consider this your sign. Go to shopify.com giggly and actually start it. It's weirdly satisfying watching your idea turn into something real.

[A]

So I recently had one of those moments where I stood in front of my closet and I said, I have nothing to wear while surrounded by hundreds of things I never touch. So I started listing them on Depop. And honestly, it's amazing. You can sell the pieces you're over, and someone out there will be obsessed with them. And the best part, there's no seller fees.

[B]

None.

[A]

So the money you make actually stays in your pocket, which feels very chic. Plus, it's so easy. I listed something while watching tv, and it sold before the episode even ended. Depop isn't just one aesthetic either. It's all of them. Them, minimal, street wear, date night. Whatever your vibe is, there's someone who shares it. So download the Depop app and list your first item today, because your old outfit might be someone else's new favorite. And don't forget to tune in to our latest bonus episode, where Hannah and I will take calls from the Giggly Squad style hotline. We're helping solve your fashion dilemmas, shopping woes, and style questions. Submit yours [e-mail] for a chance to get your question answered by us on the show Depop, where taste recognizes taste.

[C]

Oh, my God. Did you hear about the influencer who changed her baby's birthday because it was too close to Christmas?

You would do that?

[A]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Changed it on her.

[C]

People are mad.

[A]

Changed it on her birth certificate. From what? To what?

[C]

I don't know if you're allowed to change a birth certificate, but I think she's like, babe, you're born in May. Now we're celebrating you in May.

[A]

Oh, she changed the whole thing. Changed the whole month that. Well, that's crazy, because, look, she didn't want to celebrate. Hey, I had a baby. Birthdays December 25th. I'd say, yeah, what's the harm in the 26 text? You know that I'd be like, okay, maybe changing the home. What's her sign? Like, how will she be able to do her chart?

[C]

Oh, my God. I didn't even think about that. That's so. Oh, my God. You lie to her and tell her she's an Aries.

[A]

That's also just, like, so selfish to do because, what, it's not good for your schedule? Okay, well, a baby doesn't have anything to do around Christmas, but, like, they're.

[B]

Not running out to the stores.

[C]

But maybe she felt like the kid wasn't getting enough of a birthday because it was getting overshadowed by Christmas. I kind of feel bad for some of my friends whose birthdays are, like, on the 22nd. Because I'm like, your little birthday, Santa's coming, and Santa doesn't give a shit about your birthday.

[A]

As an adult, I don't give a flying fuck about my birthday. About your birthday. Not you. I mean, like, anyone.

[C]

I still haven't given you your birthday.

[A]

Wait, that's so funny, because I did an Amazon Live the other day, and they were like, when did Hannah get you? And I was like. I was like, wait, Hannah did give me a gift. And then I was like, I don't remember it.

[C]

No, because I got you the best present. I haven't given it to you yet. And I bought it so early.

[A]

I just keep forgetting at this point. Just save it for next year.

[C]

Can we? Not to be controversial, but is Mrs.

[A]

Claus okay during this time?

[C]

Like, is she happy in her marriage? Is she.

[A]

She.

[C]

Is she getting paid for the work she's doing? No one brings her up. I just imagine her smoking a cigarette, just being, like, so over Mr. Claus's Santa. Santa, as he's a.k.a. santa.

[A]

What woman isn't over?

[C]

Because also, like, he doesn't work all year and then works one night. And then everyone's like, he's the greatest. I would be so annoyed because you know who's probably working every day? Her. Who do you think is organizing it. It.

[A]

Who do you think's running Sorry, Too. Why do they have to make her look so frumpy?

[C]

No. Why can't she?

[A]

That's like one of my number one words that, like, if somebody says, I'm like, yeah.

[C]

No, frumpy means I can't. I can't find bad things. They. I guess, because. But it's funny. Yes. Santa is like, looks like a.

[A]

Like, sometimes they have them, like, blocker.

[C]

They make him look sturdy. He looks like an offensive lineman. He looks like a place for the Packers.

[A]

Like an ex NFL player.

[C]

Also, he looks like, yeah, he looks, like, zaddy. And she looks just like old.

[A]

And one thing I wanted to bring up, because I wanted to do what I feel like you were done, right? Yeah.

One thing I wanted to bring up, because I saw a tick tock on it and I was like, wait, I need to, like, do recon now. Do you remember, like, before you had your period? So, like, when you were in, like, middle school or whatever, any public bathroom you went into.

[C]

Time.

[A]

What a time.

[C]

What a time.

[A]

Any public bathroom you went into, there was a big thing where you could get tampons.

[C]

And by the way, they were cardboard and would just rip your insides apart, but at least they were there.

[A]

Yeah, it was basically like, you could stick a pine cone up there, and it's like, like, basically the same thing like that. It was, like, cool.

[C]

I'll just.

[A]

I'll grab some leaves on my way out. Like, it's so crazy.

[C]

Just cork yourself.

[A]

Yeah, literally. No, it was. It's literally a wine cork.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, here, shove this up there.

No, it's literally.

[C]

I thought I lost my virginity when I first put a tampon in. I was like, I lost my virginity.

[A]

It's literally like Uber eats when you get a guy. It's like, they're out of iced tea. But maybe the Clorox will work. It's like, no, it won't.

[C]

I'm like, oh, hi, Kitty. She's busy.

[A]

She's so busy. Okay. But I feel like I don't ever see them in public bathrooms anymore. I cannot tell you the last time I went into a public bathroom and saw, like, a girl take getting a tampon out or even, like, a thing that said tampons. Isn't that a lot?

[C]

I feel like this specific podcast is so mean to men. Like, we are. Like, the girls are gonna stone men after this. Like, I.

[A]

Sorry, what about me talking about my period is mean to men?

[C]

No, but as in, like, we're. We're raising awareness about important things.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I literally thought about this the other day because I literally got my period. There's no tampas to be found. Do I have to instacart for, like, $20 tampons?

[A]

Well, if I'm in that situation, the first. First thing I'm thinking is, oh, I'll just take toilet paper. I never think, oh, there's tampons out there, because I never see them. So I feel like I'm writing.

[C]

Really?

[A]

I'm writing a letter to my congressman.

[C]

Like, hello, can I tell you something? So up.

I forget.

Who are you? Tampons have the pink tax. You know, they're like. They're literally taxing us on something that we need.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And, you know, it's not taxed. Viagra. Viagra, because it's a prescription drug considered medically necessary, unlike feminine hygiene products, which.

[A]

Faces sales tax, but they're medically necessary.

[C]

They're saying that Viagra is medically necessary, but not tampons. Who's they? Who is it?

[A]

I mean, look, I actually shouldn't speak on this, because as someone who refuses to wear a tampon, I don't know why I'm looking for them. So.

[C]

No, but, like.

[A]

But it's. But some girls have a heavy flow and they don't get UTIs. So.

[C]

Yeah, what's.

[A]

Oh, I made an appointment to see a urologist. I feel like I should tell the Gigglers.

[C]

A urologist? Oh, because your UTIs?

[A]

Yeah, because it's just, like, I've done all the vitamins, I've tried all the TikTok hacks, facts I've, like, done. Wait. I get DMS from girls all the time about UTIs, whether they're, like, commiserating or, like, hey, try. And a lot of the times, like, I will try something that they've said, but sometimes I'll get, like, I'll get a girl and I'll just be like, yeah, no, I tried that. Like, the other day, a girl DM'd me and she goes, hey, have you tried, like, wiping from front to back? I was like, like, yes, Bianca. I've been wiping front to back since, I don't know, the day I sat on the toilet. That's not why I'm getting you.

[C]

I love it. It's literally. Have you tried drinking water?

[A]

Have you tried turning it on and turning it off again?

So anyway, I feel like I should update the Gigglers and say I'm, like, I'm taking action and trying to get.

[C]

To the bottom of it. Quick shout out to my mom, who I love waking up to, like, the craziest New York Times articles that are, like, about the world ending or, like, just. I want to say thank you to all the moms out there for looking out.

[B]

Why?

[A]

What did she send you today?

[C]

Does the fertility cliff really hit at 35?

No words behind it?

[A]

7:50Am I told you to freeze your eggs with me and you refused. You refused.

[C]

When did you start getting UTIs?

[B]

Dude?

[A]

The day I lost my virginity, I got a uti. The first time I ever had sex. No, it's truly been a lifelong journey. I've been dealing with UTIs for 15 years. I would have never lost my virginity if I knew this was what was waiting for me.

[C]

But I also feel like it has helped with your personality. Like, if you were just a hot girl having sex and nothing bad was happening after, you would have been unique, a monster. Like, now you're like, it humbles me for sure. It humbles you.

[A]

Do you want to know what I think? Also, it is, and this is just pure speculation, so if any doctors are listening, like, is this a thing? I also think, you know, like, when You're. You're running around a lot. Your immune system gets low, and you're like, oh, I'm really. Like, I'm. I'm pushing it to the end. Like, I'm gonna get sick.

[C]

You mean every day? Yeah.

[A]

And typically, people have a thing where it's like, yeah, my throat is sore or whatever. Mine is a uti.

[C]

And so, like, have you ever hooked up with a guy and not gotten a uti?

[A]

Yeah, tons. Whoa, Whoa.

[C]

She goes millions.

Dick after dig after day.

[A]

No, honestly, that's how I've picked a lot of my boyfriends. I'm like, well, let me see if I get a uti, and if I don't, then you're good to go.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And if I do, like, I've stopped talking to people because I'm like, sorry, we're actually not ph.

[B]

Compatible.

[A]

And that's important to me.

[C]

Maybe you'll come up with, like, a crazy invention, like a real woman in stem, because there's has to be other. Other women like you.

[A]

You know what? I do feel called to raise some awareness, actually. I feel very. As I get older, I. Especially having a mom who's, like, in. Has been in menopause. I do feel very strongly about women's health. And, like, not to brag, but when I did go to the White House for the women's health initiative of. It's actually so shocking how much there is no money for women's health. And once you hit a certain age, that's it. They don't give a about you. There's no menopause health, like, at all. Like, these women are literally discarded, and they're running around sweating everywhere.

[C]

Yeah, they're, like, crazy. Like, they're making it up.

[A]

So, like, I do feel so strongly just like, about women's health that maybe I will get involved in the UTI community because it's debilitating.

[C]

I also think UTI sounds like it's not. They make you feel bad about it.

[A]

Like, they do make it sound like an. Well, they make it seem like. Well, then don't. Like it sounds like an std. Yeah. It's like, okay, well, you're giving yourself because you're having sex. It's like, okay, well, I'm alive.

[C]

I remember the one time I got a uti, I was, like, scared to tell my mom. Like, I felt like a little dirty little slot.

[A]

But there's so many different reasons. My brother's girlfriend actually goes to like, Which I didn't know this till, like, recently, that she goes to Like a specialist. So I'm gonna, like, try and get an appointment with her specialist in the meantime. But anyway, that's where I'm at with my UTI journey.

[C]

It's possible your canal is just too.

[B]

Narrow, and it's the cross that I bear.

[C]

Wait, is it your ears that have narrow canals?

[A]

No, my vagina has a shorter. No, you were spot on. My vagina has a abnormally short canal compared to the other gals out there.

[C]

Des told me he has narrow ear canals, and I got the ick.

He's in the other room.

[A]

How does he know that?

[C]

Great question.

[A]

Like, a doctor said that or he said that?

[C]

He's like, look, I've been sticking my.

[A]

Finger in one of these years.

[C]

I did get one text from our male correspondent, Bobby Flay. He's a religious listener. Shout out. Sophie Flay converted him.

[A]

Yeah, we're big Bobby Flay and Flay family advocates.

[C]

Bobby was upset that we said he men can't wear scarves, and Bobby loves wearing scarves. I took it upon myself to speak for us and just say, bobby, you're a chef. So it actually negates it. Chefs are allowed to wear scarves.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And let me break it. Break it down for the gigglers on why, if you are in a profession that is so overly masculine and we hate. We hate any type of violence, but if you're in your job and at some point you've thrown a pot, you can wear a scarf if there's a.

[C]

Sharp knife or object. Like, that's why the Mafia. They can wear scarves.

[A]

They can wear scarves. Hannah.

[C]

Shivs.

[A]

Brilliant. Brilliant analogy. Spot on. Yeah, that's exactly. Exactly it. That's exactly.

[C]

That's why Olympians. Olympians can wear scarves.

[A]

Athletes walk in and they have a special outfit before they play the game. They can wear a scarf.

[C]

Finance bros can't wear scarves. No, they do. They shouldn't because it's cold in New York. But guess what's grosser than a scarf. See, look. When a girl is cold, it's adorable. It's cute. I'm so tiny. When a man is cold, he can't support a family.

[A]

And that's why P. Diddy lived in Miami.

[C]

And that's a wrap on Giggly Squad this week. Oh, my God. We love you guys. Stay warm, happy holidays, and talk to you later. Bye.

[A]

Hey, it's Paige Desorbo from Giggly Squad.

[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

You know Hannah and I love a good bed rotting session, reality TV snacks nearby. And now I've leveled up with my self care game with this Shark Beauty Cryoglow.

[B]

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[A]

It's truly like a luxury spa moment. While you're literally horizontal, it's perfect for post workout Sunday scaries or when you just want to glow while rotting.

[B]

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