Giggling about summer colds, spray tans, and Sicilian mornings

Summary

Giggly Squad – Episode Summary

Episode: Giggling About Summer Colds, Spray Tans, and Sicilian Mornings
Date: May 29, 2026
Hosts: Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, Hannah and Paige tackle the hilarious and sometimes chaotic realities of summer—think planes, colds, spray tans, and Sicilian texts from moms. The duo dives into pop culture, recent fashion finds, dating etiquette, and the quirks of reality TV, all while roasting themselves and sharing personal anecdotes. Signature banter, sharp observations, and plenty of infectious laughter make this classic Giggly Squad.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The “What Pissed Me Off This Week” Segment

• Paige introduces a new segment venting about recent irritations.
• Main Rant: A basketball announcer referred to Taylor Swift as "Travis Kelce's girlfriend," overlooking her global fame.
  • "How successful does a woman need to be to be called her name?" – Paige [05:17]
• They debate gendered media coverage and the continued Knicks basketball hype in NYC.

2. Zoom Mishaps and Face Mask Stories

• Paige recounts joining a Zoom in full pajamas and skincare while being unaware she was on camera [03:15].
• Hannah confesses to secretly screenshotting Paige’s Zoom faces for the newsletter [04:00].
  • "I was taking screenshots of you in the different positions of your face with the face mask because you were so serious." – Hannah

3. Sicilian Mornings (and Text Autocorrect Disasters)

• Paige discusses her mom's habit of texting "rip" at 8am (meant to be "are you up?"), sparking a bit on how Sicilian greetings are often morbid [08:18].
  • "A Sicilian good morning: anyone could die at any time. Someone's dead somewhere. RIP." – Paige [08:53]

4. Reality TV Deep Dive

• Off Campus: Paige and Hannah assess the new Netflix show; Paige is delighted at the realistic body standards.
  • "I didn't hate my own body after." – Paige [11:15]
• They praise normal representation on TV before shifting to classic reality TV favorites (Real Housewives, Summer House, Mormon Wives).
• Hannah recalls meeting Lisa Rinna at the AMAs and bonding over shared Bravo drama [26:21].
  • "If these difficult things didn't happen to us, we would not be standing here today together presenting at the AMAs." – Lisa Rinna (via Hannah) [27:25]

5. Airplane Encounters & Travel Pet Peeves

• Paige expresses frustration with men who don’t help with heavy bags or let women out first on planes [15:01, 39:36].
• Hannah tells of overhearing men arguing about NBA stats for five hours straight on a flight [15:37].
• Flight attendant drama is recounted with skepticism about a veteran attendant faking being “new” for leniency [18:10].

6. Fashion, Vintage Shopping & Spray Tan Science

• Debate over whether vintage shoes are “gross” [14:19].
• Paige gives a tutorial on spray tan longevity and how to maintain the look for upcoming events [35:47].
  • "You have to, like, moisturize a lot, drink a lot of water. It's all...if you stay hydrated and moisturized, your spray tan will stay." – Paige [36:41]
• Capsule pouches and women’s travel organization, plus a defense of beta blockers for performance anxiety [41:08].

7. Modern Etiquette, Chivalry, and Little Annoyances

• Paige calls out people who don’t say thank you when she holds doors; she now says “You’re welcome!” loudly [39:31].
• Reserve-saving at busy cafes sparks discussion about generational etiquette [37:34].
• Both reflect on dynamics around men not helping versus being strong independent women.

8. AI, Social Media, and Comparison Culture

• Concern over women now having to compete with AI “girls” on social media [48:31].
  • "Now we have to compare ourselves to AI girls." – Hannah
• The pressure and fakeness of online life and OnlyFans is pondered.
• Both agree: “Everyone’s sad. No one feels aligned.” [49:15]

9. Hormones, Health, and Adulting

• The never-ending confusion of health insurance, deductibles, and why Americans have to navigate such a mess [57:19].
• Period sync-up: “When I am healthier, I get my period early and, like, regular. It’s annoying.” – Paige [49:55]
• Debate over running to urgent care vs. being “chill” with health stuff [59:29].

10. Upcoming Events: Presenting at Las Culturistas

• Both are excited (and slightly anxious) about co-presenting at the Las Culturistas event, airing on Peacock [51:31, 53:07].
• Banter about what to wear: a “schmata,” convertible scarf, and the anxiety of picking outfits for gay-hosted events—which, for Paige, alleviates stress [52:02].
• Rapid debate on how men use, and overuse, the word “peacock,” and the weirdness of brands using it [53:36].

11. Classic Giggler Musings & Memorable Moments

• High-thought revelations: dating as “auditioning,” pros and cons lists, high thoughts about interconnected media monopolies [56:09, 56:32].
  • “Dating is just auditioning, but you don’t want to be too good of an actor.” – Hannah [56:29]
  • “If the pros outweigh the cons, you still have to deal with the cons.” – Paige [56:48]
• Philosophy on letting clothes “see the world” and not gatekeeping favorite pieces [50:01].
• Anecdote: Paige’s brother rebrands himself as "Dan" at work without warning [61:53].

12. Show Recommendations & Pop Culture Wrap-up

• Martin Short documentary and Stanley Tucci cooking travel show [60:23].
• Discussion of Rowan Francis Henchy (Brooke Shields’ daughter) joining Bravo Next Gen and her viral health insurance TikTok.

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• "How successful does a woman need to be to be called her name?" – Paige [05:17]
• "A Sicilian good morning: anyone could die at any time. Someone's dead somewhere. RIP." – Paige [08:53]
• "This is genius. I gotta start using this—say it's my first day if I mess up." – Hannah (on the flight attendant ploy) [18:42]
• "I love an outfit that gets seen…let them see the world." – Paige [50:49]
• "Now we have to compare ourselves to AI girls." – Hannah [48:31]
• "Dating is just auditioning, but you don’t want to be too good of an actor." – Hannah [56:29]
• "If the pros outweigh the cons, you still have to deal with the cons." – Paige [56:48]
• "Everyone’s sad. No one feels aligned." – Hannah & Paige [49:22]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [03:10] – Skincare & Zoom Faces
• [05:17] – Gendered Coverage of Taylor Swift at Knicks Game
• [08:18] – Sicilian ‘good morning’ and text miscommunications
• [11:10] – College TV Show ‘Off Campus’ and body image discussion
• [14:19] – Vintage shoes: Love or hate?
• [15:01], [15:37] – Travel/airplane grievances & men not helping
• [26:21]-[27:40] – Lisa Rinna at the AMAs & Bravo bonding
• [36:41] – Spray tan tips for longevity
• [39:31] – The door-holding/thank you etiquette rant
• [48:31] – Social media/AI ‘hot girls’ trend
• [51:31] – Las Culturistas presentation anxiety
• [56:09], [56:32] – Stoner wisdom and pros/cons discussion
• [60:23] – Pop culture/TV recommendations

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Tone & Language

• Friendly, irreverent, self-mocking humor throughout.
• Casual, fast-paced banter; frequent asides, tangents, and real-life storytelling—keeps it light and personal.

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Summary

This jam-packed episode exemplifies why Giggly Squad’s chemistry is so irresistible: relatable rants, candid confessions, and hysterical takes on pop culture and daily life. Hannah and Paige cover everything from summer colds and catty texts to reality TV drama, fashion hacks, women’s health, and the existential dread of comparing ourselves to AI. Favorite bits include Paige's beef with public rudeness, Hannah's Bravo bonding with Lisa Rinna, and both women's high-logic revelations on dating and life. Whether you’re a seasoned giggler or a first-timer, this episode has the essence of summer chaos, filtered through the duo’s signature wit.

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End of Summary.

Transcript

[Paige]

Okay, let's talk about the most important financial topic of, I think, our generation.

[Hannah]

Whether or not your Venmo payments should be public.

[Paige]

No.

[Hannah]

Or making sure your friends always Venmo you back and they don't forget.

[Paige]

Exactly, Hannah. But once they do, you can instantly use that money in your Venmo balance. I feel like people don't know that

[Hannah]

I love having a Venmo balance. It makes me so happy. And I'm buying nachos with it. My Venmo debit card goes crazy. I'm not gonna have so many nachos because my Venmo debit card, there's also

[Paige]

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[Hannah]

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[Paige]

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[Hannah]

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[Paige]

Sup, gigglers? Gary, fix your wi fi.

[Hannah]

Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

[Paige]

I mean, the day just got away from me.

[Hannah]

Hello. What are you laughing? Because I didn't time it right.

[Paige]

No, because we just were staring at each other.

[Hannah]

Like, we cannot make direct eye contact. It's too intense for our souls. What's up, my grandiose gigglers?

[Paige]

Wait, when we do this, you look at yourself.

[Hannah]

No, I look at you and then I check on myself. I check to make sure there isn't, like, something insane happening.

[Paige]

Okay. I look at you when you're telling, like, a long story, but then, like, you don't. Yeah, okay. Actually, it's the opposite. I look at me when you're telling a long story. When you're telling something, I start a long story.

[Hannah]

You begin your skincare routine. Like, you start, like, organizing things on your dresser.

[Paige]

Like, you know me, today was actually so bad, for whatever reason, I think that I have someone's assistance email, like, accidentally blocked from my email because I'm never in the calendar invite for this one specific meeting. So today I get on and I'm like, full face mask, full jammies. I'm like, I wasn't aware something was going on, and I kept my face mask on the whole time because I had just put it.

[Hannah]

This is where my mom would call the teacher and be like, hey, I know Paige. I know Paige is having her own problems coming late. But then Hannah gets distracted because Paige is making Hannah. Laughter in class. Because the whole meeting, I was taking screenshots of you in the different positions of your face with the face mask because you were so serious. So we'll add that to the newsletter because I have a whole folder of screenshots of you during zooms being insane, but everyone respects you still. It's crazy. It's because of your aura.

[Paige]

Yeah, I think it's my aura.

[Hannah]

And also because you're busy.

[Paige]

I'm busy. I say things assertively. I. I know that you start new segments randomly, but I'd like to start a new segment.

[Hannah]

And did you run it by grace?

[Paige]

I didn't.

[Hannah]

Okay.

[Paige]

Did you run yours by grace?

[Hannah]

Yeah, I run everything by grade. Yeah. There's a formality to giggly squad, but okay, just skip the middleman.

[Paige]

My segment is what pissed me off this week.

[Hannah]

Okay.

[Paige]

And I think that's actually a phenomenal segment.

[Hannah]

Oh, yeah. Let's go. I'm in. I'm in.

[Paige]

This was, like, a couple days ago, but because we didn't record on Monday.

[Hannah]

Are we. Okay, That's. That was.

[Paige]

I.

[Hannah]

This is what happened because we didn't record that again. Paige and I were on a two hour FaceTime on Wednesday. We.

[Paige]

I didn't realize that that is why we had to FaceTime because we didn't record. We had to chat.

[Hannah]

Yeah. It's like we needed. And then in my head, I was like, oh, that would have been so funny to tell on giggly squad. So we'll try to recreate some moments, but they won't be as good. What pissed you off?

[Paige]

I don't even remember what we talked about. I don't know. I think it was it the Knicks. Yeah, it might have been the Knicks or whoever. Like, they're playing in the other. Whoever the other teams are. Whatever it might have been, it was Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift. They were sitting courtside watching, and the announcer said, Travis Kelsey and his girlfriend. Now, how successful does a woman need to be to be called her name? Not only did it me off just like, here's the thing. I thought about it.

[Hannah]

If.

[Paige]

If he own. If the. If the announcer only knew Travis Kelce because it's split sports and he knew who he was and blah, blah. Maybe because he was live. It like, quickly slipped his mind. Like, oh, my God, I can't remember Taylor Swift's name. Because that happens. And you say like, oh, his girlfriend. First of all, it's his fiance. But I digress. But then later you could say Taylor Swift calling Taylor Swift. Anyway, I'm not even Travis Kelsey calling Taylor Swift anyone's anything girlfriend. Anything is so insane to me. I'm like, it. It's Taylor.

[Hannah]

Also, it wasn't even a football game. It was a basketball game. And they both were two fans watching.

[Paige]

I'm like, that's Taylor Swift's boyfriend. Like, to you. That, like, really pissed me off. I'm like, oh, my God, she has what? She has to be more successful for you. You to know what the. Her name is also, like, can we

[Hannah]

just watch one basketball game without getting offended by something?

[Paige]

One sporting event without getting a fed.

[Hannah]

One sporting event. I was watching the back of their heads. Taylor and her boyfriend. The back of her heads.

[Paige]

What game was that?

[Hannah]

A Knicks game. So, like, whenever I would go to one side, I would just see. Yeah, he chugged a beer or something. So then like, the Internet exploded.

[Paige]

Oh, I. I miss that.

[Hannah]

Yeah, but you've been.

[Paige]

I got the highlight.

[Hannah]

You've been watching the Knicks, though. Like, how about the Knicks?

[Paige]

Well, I feel like any. Every single person in New York City is like, go next watch.

[Hannah]

It really brought the city together.

[Paige]

It really has. I was unaware that they've been so

[Hannah]

bad for so long.

[Paige]

So bad for so long. I didn't Know that?

[Hannah]

No, My grandpa.

[Paige]

They just had a bad couple of years.

[Hannah]

Wait, I've talked. Remember this someone? I brought up my grandpa on a zoom earlier today.

[Paige]

I. Yeah, I do remember it. I do remember it. Because now I'm gonna keep a tally of how many times we're bringing up your grandpa on work zooms. And then that is one moment when I do look at the zoom and I look at you, because I'm like, if you crying. I literally had to cover my mouth. I started laughing. I was like, here. She goes. And the guy we were on zoom with was like, of an old. Was a little bit older. So I was like, if she starts

[Hannah]

going, I'm like, do you know Jerry Burner? Do you remember him? He's from New York. We. I know what we were laughing about on FaceTime.

[Paige]

What?

[Hannah]

How? Kim texted you in the morning.

[Paige]

My mom texted me, like, two days ago, like 8am Just rip.

[Hannah]

I go, whatever happened to hello, how are you?

[Paige]

I was like, did I do something to offend you? She goes, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I meant to say, are you up? And then it autocorrect to rip. She's like, that's awful. And me and Hannah just went into, like, a whole. We literally. We went on a bit for 10 minutes.

[Hannah]

A Sicilian hello.

[Paige]

A Sicilian Good morning. Anyone could die at any time. Someone's dead somewhere, Rip.

[Hannah]

Someone's resting in peace this morning.

[Paige]

It's like, oh, my God. That is crazy. That is the most Sicilian thing ever.

[Hannah]

Oh, my God.

[Paige]

Anywho. So that's how me and my mom start our.

[Hannah]

Have you watched Off Campus? Off Campus, I started it. And at first I was like, I don't think he's, like, that hot in the face. Then I was like, okay, his body's hot. And then I started getting triggered thinking about, like, college, because I, I, I know it was.

[Paige]

You don't do teeny bopper shows. Like, I'm a teeny bopper.

[Hannah]

I liked it when it was gay because I wasn't like. It was. That was interesting to me. Me watching, like, a girl like Jersey Chase. I'm like, that's just sophomore year, baby.

[Paige]

Okay? She wasn't Jersey chasing. She was his tutor. And then she realized she fell in love.

[Hannah]

She's his tutor, and they're trying to say that he was smart. Babe, that is fictional.

[Paige]

Well, yeah, it is.

[Hannah]

It's a fictional show. Let us have some science fiction fantasy. I can't do it.

[Paige]

So many gigglers DM'd me because they know that I love. Well, first they know I love watching hot people on the television. And I love a high school, like just a cute little.

[Hannah]

Is it because that show, that time in your life and you want to relive it?

[Paige]

Maybe, maybe because I love that time in my life. But I love just like a stupid. Like to all the boys I've loved before. Like, I love shit like that. Oh, my mom's calling me right now, so it's probably dead.

[Hannah]

Somebody's dead again. God damn it.

[Paige]

Not again. So the. So anyway, so I get all these DMS, like you have to watch it in the first 15 minutes. I'm like, okay, this is like a little bit cheesy for me. But like, I'm just gonna keep going through this first episode and then I'm like, I'm really hooked. The number one thing that I noticed in this show, one, the main girl is stunning, gorgeous. Actually had to look her up and see if she was Brooke Shields daughter. Because I was like, that's Brooke Shields. Like in the face.

[Hannah]

I think about me. I spit out. Do you want me again?

[Paige]

She's like the perfect cast. And let me tell you something, watching this show, I was like, oh, and that's a normal college girl's body. And that's a normal, like hot guy in college. Like, it felt I didn't hate my own body after.

[Hannah]

Like when you saw my Sports Illustrated shoot, right?

[Paige]

Like when I watch Tell me Lies, sometimes I'm like, well, how are they so hot? You know, like this show. There was just something about this show that was like.

[Hannah]

They weren't artificial. They weren't like manipulated. Yes. Their body, their body parts were in the right places where they're supposed to be like every.

[Paige]

I was like, that's a girl I went to college with that like, doesn't know. She's super hot. And she's super hot. Like, everyone knows. Knew that girl in college. Like, it just felt normal. Like everyone looked normal. No one was like a size double zero on Ozempic bobblehead. And I appreciated it.

[Hannah]

Yeah, the hockey guys in college, I told you, one of the guys asked me what a major was and we were in junior year. What was his. Clearly they put him in something and he didn't know what it was.

[Paige]

You're like, babe, you got expelled two semesters.

[Hannah]

You don't go here, babe, why do you keep showing up? But I've told, I told the story many times before. It was a hockey guy that my best friend, you know, my two week best friend, we got married On Facebook. Hooked up with him when I was at a tennis tournament. And they end up getting married and having kids, which is.

[Paige]

And we're happy for them.

[Hannah]

We're happy for them. And they're on Facebook. I check up on them every now and then. Yes, I really want to comment, but I haven't.

[Paige]

It's not the place.

[Hannah]

It's not the place or the time.

[Paige]

It's not the place.

[Hannah]

Actually, I haven't checked up on them in a minute. Let me put that in my notes. Also, not to call you out on the pod, but I was texting you. I was vintage shopping for you, and crickets. I sent you, like, nine things. Crickets.

[Paige]

No, I asked you a question at one point.

[Hannah]

No, that was on an Instagram message. You said, are you blind? You know, polka dots? No.

[Paige]

I'm gonna start screenshotting the vintage that Hannah finds and sends to me. She sent me, like, a. Like a polka dot. In theory. It's sounds very me. It was like a vintage big duffel polka dot, big polka dots that said YSL in the front. And I just texted back and said, are you blind? Like, it was the most insane back.

[Hannah]

I do a lot of shoes. Yeah, you hated all of them.

[Paige]

Well, here's the thing with. Here's the thing with. For me specifically, and I'm only speaking for myself and my own journeys.

[Hannah]

As you should. As you should.

[Paige]

I love vintage clothes. Like, I think there are so many cool vintage outfits that I've seen and, like, things that I've personally purchased.

[Hannah]

Mount is Louis Vuitton.

[Paige]

When it comes to vintage shoes, I'm kind of like, gross. Ew. Someone else's foot. And also. What is that noise?

[Hannah]

Oh, that was me scrolling through my vintage collection. I'm scrolling through the messages with you right now being like, a lot of

[Paige]

the shoes look really worn. Like, I've yet to see a vintage. Like, rarely, I'll be like, oh, this looks like it was never even worn. But a lot of them, I'm like, yeah, they're. They're worn in, babe.

[Hannah]

Okay, you're right. It's just I don't like spending money. So when I see something that you. I think you would spend money on, I, like, love send it to you, but.

[Paige]

And I don't have that problem.

[Hannah]

I need your help, and I don't need your help.

[Paige]

I don't. I don't need to go as hard as you because I'll spend the money. Okay? So I don't need to scour the Internet. I'll swipe My car. Oh, God. Also, another thing that pissed me off this week, since I'm fresh off of a plane, actually, I'm sweating. I have to take this off. No, I'm literally like, I just landed eight minutes ago. I was around three grown men and my bag was heavy this time. Three grown men. One of them just, like, even cut me in line to get off the plane. I'm like, dude, technically I'm in front of you, but, like, whatever, go ahead. You have someplace to be.

[Hannah]

Clearly, no men have lost their. Oh, my God. Speaking of men on planes, I had a crazy flight with my mom and it was like, like six hour flight. And these two men were across the aisle from each other. Okay. And I tried to fall asleep, but I, like, couldn't. They. It sounded like they were fighting, like, really loud and aggressive. But then I listen and I realize they're just arguing about, like, who the best basketball players of all time are. Mind you, this is what guys have been talking about since the beginning of time. Like, I remember in middle school, listening to my friends being like. And LeBron versus Kobe and Shaq versus fucking Dikembe Mutombo. Like, they did it for five hours just like mansplaining to each other stats that they know off the top of their head to try to act like they know things. I was this close to to, like, stepping in.

[Paige]

When you say across the aisle, like, across.

[Hannah]

Like, they were. They were so. Like, they were both on the. On the aisle seats and like.

[Paige]

Okay, so.

[Hannah]

But they were talking loud.

[Paige]

So you were in what? You were on one window seat and your mom was in the other.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Why don't you guys.

[Hannah]

Oh, no. Oh, no. But they were, like, ahead of us. We were sitting next to each other.

[Paige]

Got it. Got it.

[Hannah]

But these men were going, going, going. And then we had stewardess drama.

[Paige]

I think they prefer flight.

[Hannah]

Okay, I've gotten Stuart, I. Stuart, I.

[Paige]

Okay.

[Hannah]

It's not gym teacher, it's physical educator. So the lady comes up to us and she hasn't even. She's like, asked if we want drinks. And. And she goes, by the way, like, this is my second day. It was kind. I get. It was kind of interesting because she was like 65. Also, like, she hadn't done anything wrong yet. So I'm like, you don't have to tell me up top that you're new, but, like, I'm rooting for you. Like, go, team, go. A lot of time goes by, we don't get our drinks. Like, it's been like two hours. We haven't gotten our drinks.

[Paige]

Okay.

[Hannah]

This other lady comes up to us and. And she's like, hey. This other Stuart. Flight attendant. Sorry. Is like, is not doing her job and claiming that it's her second day, but she's worked for 20 years. So then my mom and I are on the case.

[Paige]

Wait a minute.

[Hannah]

When I tell you I fly four times a week. I've never been involved in steward eye drama to this extent. She wasn't even giving us our drink. She was like, I need to tell you what the I'm dealing with up front by the cockpit. And we were like, what is she, like, lying? Like, what's going on? And she's like, I don't know. We don't know. But she's being really bitchy to us. And I was like, she was nice to us. But she told us today.

[Paige]

Maybe she just, like, says that to people so that, like, when she messes up, it's not that big a deal. Which actually. Jean. Genius.

[Hannah]

Honest. I think she's playing chess. And we were playing checkers. Yeah. Because then the lady ended up getting us the drinks. And the one who said it was her first day comes later at the end. And she's like, I'm sorry. Like, I've. It's my first day. I'm sorry if I messed up. And I'm like, this is genius. I gotta start using this. Wait.

[Paige]

And so. I can't believe she came back and said that to you. And you know that she's lying.

[Hannah]

Yeah. She was like, I hope I did okay today. Well, maybe I'm like, oh, maybe she's never done this airline, but she's. You don't. This is the thing also about flight attendants. The training is insane. The training is military. To become a flight attendant. I've never had a flight attendant mess up to the extent that she has. Like, most flight attendants are incredible.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

They are the baristas of the sea.

[Paige]

I rarely had, like, a flight attendant issue.

[Hannah]

I've never really been in a pickle with a flight attendant before.

[Paige]

You want to know why they're gay? Because they're girls and gays. So they're like, hi.

[Hannah]

That's like, happy to be here. That's like when I lost my sunglasses at the Sports Illustrated event. I was like, it's full of women. We're going to be fine.

[Paige]

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[Paige]

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[Hannah]

brought a purse to the AMAs and all the gigglers were making fun of me because I was holding my person every photo and they were like thank God you didn't leave it.

[Paige]

You're keeping track of it.

[Hannah]

Leave it on stage.

[Paige]

How was the AMA's?

[Hannah]

Lenore murdered. Best dressed Lisa Rinna goes up to my mom and is like, hello, how are you?

[Paige]

Who are you?

[Hannah]

Your dress is amazing. I want to rip it off your body. And my mom doesn't watch the Housewives. Like she doesn't really know who Lisa Rin is. And she was like, oh my God, thank you. And these two moms are kikiing. And I walk away. I'm like, mom, that's a fashion icon that just said she wants your. You're you did it girl. Retire. But I've never met Lisa Rinna before. You have though, right?

[Paige]

Yeah, I have a couple times.

[Hannah]

So I've never met her. And how was your first experience? So I don't watch Housewives really either. I'VE I know a couple. They're all hilarious, but you never know what you're gonna get with them.

[Paige]

You never watched Beverly Hills?

[Hannah]

I have. Like, I've seen some, but, like, I've never, like, watched a season.

[Paige]

Okay, but you've seen, like, in episode.

[Hannah]

Yeah, I've seen, like, the lady throw her leg.

[Paige]

Oh, well, that was Real Housewives of New York, and that was Aviva, and that was iconic. That was, like, old New York. Like, good old days. I feel like she just came out recently and did, like, an Ask me anything, and someone asked her about that, and she was like, yeah, obviously, I like playing. I, like, knew I was gonna do it. Like, at some point I was gonna do it.

[Hannah]

I love how she was, like, I was keeping in my back pocket, obviously.

[Paige]

Yeah. She's like. She said something to the effect of, like, we're making an entertainment show. And I was like, totally.

[Hannah]

So I'm backstage with Lisa Rinna, and I'm. Yeah, I'm nervous also. Sometimes you don't know, like, if, like, this is a job, like, we're about to present. Like, I don't know if she wants, like, Kiki with me, but I let her know, like, I've met Amelia before, and I love Amelia, and her eyes kind of lit up, and she's like, oh, like, isn't she the sweetest? I'm like, your daughter is so kind and sweet.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

And then I just go for it. I'm like, by the way, I used to be on Bravo also.

[Paige]

Oh, she didn't know.

[Hannah]

I don't think she knew who I was.

[Paige]

She was like, senior face. Don't know.

[Hannah]

Yes.

[Paige]

She was like, you're cute.

[Hannah]

This is gonna be fun. Hi.

[Paige]

Hello. Like, I'm a mom. I'm gonna be nice. Like, you're a child to me.

[Hannah]

And by the way, Lisa Rinna knows everyone. She's, like, dabbing up John Legend. Like, she's seeing everyone, and everyone knows her. She. Sorry, it's been a long day. She looks at me and she's like, really? And I'm like, I don't know how to explain this, but the very specific situation that you went through on Bravo, it's crazy, but I feel like I'm one of the few people that can kind of relate to what you've been through. And she, like, looks at me.

[Paige]

And you thought they. And you thought she didn't want to kick. She was like, I. She was like, actually hold my purse.

[Hannah]

Literally said, I hold my purse. And she looked at me, and we said, some Things back and forth that I need to keep to my heart.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

But she looked at me and took my hand, and she said, if these difficult things didn't happen to us, we would not be standing here today together presenting at the AMAs.

[Paige]

That is so true.

[Hannah]

And we had this, like, beautiful heart to heart because I told her, I said, I remember not to bring it up right before we go on stage, but I love bringing up traumatizing things right before I perform.

[Paige]

Yeah, you do do that.

[Hannah]

I said, I remember when you were booed at BravoCon, and that was so up. Like, imagine your mom getting booed. Bless you. And she was like, yeah. I'm like, but it is like wwe, and you just have to lean in when you're on that side of the. The docket.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

But we had this kind of, like, beautiful moment, and then she was so fun. Like, she's so cool. I just want the gigglers know that Lisa, she's. She's a good one. We love her. Yeah, we love her.

[Paige]

No, she's always been really nice. Anytime I've ever met her. And I saw her after we met Amel when we did Devil Wears Prada, and I was just like, what a fam. What a great family.

[Hannah]

So freaking cute. I also.

[Paige]

They must just have such a fun time together.

[Hannah]

Also, I started watching Real Housewives.

[Paige]

No.

[Hannah]

I started watching the Mormon Secret Wives on the plane.

[Paige]

Welcome.

[Hannah]

I have so many thoughts, but we're

[Paige]

happy to have you. It's a crazy journey.

[Hannah]

You go, we don't care when you start as long as you start. Yeah, but the problem is I started because we were getting our nails done, and Paige put on, like, a random episode from season three. So then I just continued from that episode. So I watched season three first, and now I'm in season two.

[Paige]

Okay, so you watched season three, Season four. No. You went season three back to two. You didn't, like, finish.

[Hannah]

I kind of like seeing.

[Paige]

Did you watch season one? Okay, this is so. You. Like. Like, what the.

[Hannah]

I like watching seasons out of order, though, because you. You're kind of like, oh, my God, this girl doesn't know what's about to happen to her. And I know what's about to happen. Or like, oh, you're yelling her about this, but she's about to yell at you about that next time because y' all already. You do the same thing. You're doing the same things to each other.

[Paige]

That's one of the craziest things that you. That I. I didn't really know about You.

[Hannah]

I also had thing, actually. I don't know why I was doing it, but I think I was just going with the flow. But anyway, I've. We've known Jesse. Like, she's been around. Like, that's the Mormon house house girl. And she's always been awesome to us, but I never watched her. And then I get off the plane after watching season three and part of season two, get to the AMA's first people, I see Marciano and Jesse.

[Paige]

That's crazy to be, like, in. In involved in the season, like, in a K hole and then see that. No.

[Hannah]

Like, my life is so weird because normally I see Jesse, I'm just like, hey, what's up? Like, I know you're doing great stuff. Haven't watched it. Support. And now I'm like, you guys, what's going on?

[Paige]

Hannah, this is why you have to go in order. Because she, like, just got divorced and.

[Hannah]

Are people mad?

[Paige]

Like, she's, like, literally, like, a week ago. No. Her husband is the one.

[Hannah]

But they're not mad that she's out with Marciano, even though Marciano.

[Paige]

They don't give a. Oh, good. I don't think they're, like, actually together.

[Hannah]

Also, you have a full flu right now.

[Paige]

No, you have.

[Hannah]

I have, yeah.

[Paige]

You.

[Hannah]

You have pneumonia.

[Paige]

Well, I had a cold. I had a summer cold that, like, people were getting.

[Hannah]

You're the. You would make a cheek. Coming cold. You're like, it's a summer cold.

[Paige]

You want to know what? My assistant had a cold, and then I was with her, and then I got a cold, and then I just flew. So, like, whenever I fly, like, my. Like, I can't. I can't hear.

[Hannah]

Did you get, like, an IV or something? Do they.

[Paige]

No, I don't, like, feel sick. I just have, like, a head cold.

[Hannah]

Okay. Okay. Anyhow, yeah. Seeing Jesse after watching eight episodes of her was, like, kind of weird. And I do have one note about Jessie. I think she has the bone structure to have a cunty bob.

[Paige]

Yeah, Nana. None of them have a bob. Oh, one of them did just cut a bob. I can't. I don't remember Miranda, but no one really has a bob. Yeah. Honestly, Hannah, you could be Mormon with your hair.

[Hannah]

Oh, my God. Thank you.

[Paige]

Yeah, that's, like, a really big compliment.

[Hannah]

I feel like it is funny, though, that I dressed up as a Mormon housewife on Halloween when I never watched the show. Because I trust you. Because I said, she knows comedy, and if it hits, it hits.

[Paige]

That was the best show. I mean, now it's Like, I don't. Who knows what's gonna happen with it? But it's. Here's the thing. This is why, you know, it's the best show. It got dark quick and they had to stop. Like the first.

[Hannah]

It burned too bright.

[Paige]

Seasons. Yeah, it was. And now everyone's like, okay, this is partly illegal and just not mentally good. Like, it's so dark now. And same with Beverly Hills. Like, when Lisa Rinna, I feel like, was getting fired. Like, it was getting dark. Like the moment you watch an episode and you're like, this made me anxious. I can't watch it. Like, I can't. I'm like, this is not fun. When I watch Housewives, I want to watch them be drunk and fall in a bush. Like, I want to watch funny, stupid things. I don't want to know that. Like, your husband has been cheating on you for 10 years and.

[Hannah]

And you're pregnant.

[Paige]

You just found out. Yeah, like, people talk about the Valley all the time, and I've never watched a single second of the Valley because I will. I was never, like, a Jax fan, and I feel like he got, like, some, like, redemption for, like, a minute when the show started, and, like, whatever. So it was just no one from Vanderpump that, like, I would have tuned in for. But, like, now on Tick Tock, like, I'll see clips, and I don't even know any of their names, but there's this one girl on there, and she's gorgeous, she's beautiful, and her husband is a little rat. Like an actual rat.

[Hannah]

You could be describing so many relationships.

[Paige]

So true. And she, like, just had a baby, and he's. I mean, diabolical.

[Hannah]

That's the thing.

[Paige]

It's one of the craziest things Vanderpump,

[Hannah]

when they're just, like, young waitresses, like, taking plan B. Like, that's cute. But, like, when they're adults with children having issues, I'm like, this is like, call a family lawyer.

[Paige]

No.

[Hannah]

But also with Mormon wives. I don't understand what mom talk is, because they're always like, you're in mom talk. You're out of mom talk. You're in mom talk. I'm like, you mean to do a tick tock? Their group to do a tick tock.

[Paige]

But all together.

[Hannah]

Okay? So if you want to take a. Do a TikTok with all of us, you're a mom talk. But I don't think mom talk can

[Paige]

survive this because I think when I first started, the way they got a bunch of views was if they were all together in one tick.

[Hannah]

But now they don't need to be all together.

[Paige]

Yeah, now they don't. Now, like, that's, like, not a thing.

[Hannah]

But they still, like, have to say to the camera, like, will mom talk survive?

[Paige]

Well, it's very interesting how reality TV is changing and ever growing. Like, who Mormon housewives is one of. I feel like the first show to actually break the fourth wall and film a season of reality TV and talk about, like, I'm going and doing this press, and I got this because of the show.

[Hannah]

Yeah, yeah.

[Paige]

Like, they're like, we have to film the reunion. Like, we. Like, no one says that. I feel like on Summer or on

[Hannah]

Bravo, and that's why I think Mormon wives was so good, because it becomes about egos, and you're all fighting about people being, like, jealous of who's getting what. But then they can change it to be like, well, no, I don't like how she's. I don't like something about her. It's like, no, you're mad about something. She got totally. Yeah, it's like, let's. Let's fight about that.

[Paige]

Yeah, let's fight about.

[Hannah]

Instead of editing it to make it look like someone did something. But any. I digress. It's. I digress. How are you?

[Paige]

I'm good. How are you? You're. You have the craziest list of all time.

[Hannah]

Yeah, my list got really crazy. I have a question about spray tanning.

[Paige]

Okay. I wish I have one in one

[Hannah]

hour because I got a spray tan for AMAs that was on. This is like, literally women in stem. I got it on what day? Thursday.

[Paige]

No, seven days in.

[Hannah]

I don't. I don't know. Now I'm panicking. I don't know when I got it. Oh, I know. I got it on Saturday night, and now it's Thursday. I don't think I'm. If I do it, I think it'll. It'll get. It'll be bad. Do I have to exfoliate or something?

[Paige]

You want to respray?

[Hannah]

Do I.

[Paige]

Or do you feel like you're tan? I. I'm going to be honest. My L. A tans. I feel like last ten days. So you're. You'll only be at seven.

[Hannah]

Okay. What happens if you spray too early? Like, what are the girls have to be aware of?

[Paige]

What do you mean, spray too early? Spray too early, like, for an event.

[Hannah]

Like. Like, you. You sprayed yourself and then it's only been, like, six days. But you want to be tanner.

[Paige]

Well, from the minute you get your spray tan like that next day, you really have to, like, moisturize a lot, drink a lot of water. It's all. If you stay hydrated and moisturized, your spray tan will stay.

[Hannah]

What the. Why is water like. I feel like that's big water, and

[Paige]

you can't really, like, shave your legs, but you don't have to worry about that. Sorry.

[Hannah]

Wow, that really got you.

[Paige]

That really got me.

[Hannah]

Because the streets never crossed the my desk. I've never been like, oh, no, I shaved accidentally.

[Paige]

I have a spray jam after this pod. But last night, I knew I was going to be rushing, so I exfoliated last.

[Hannah]

See, men don't have to deal with this.

[Paige]

So that I could just rinse really quick when we get off the pod, then get my spray because I have to wash my hair. It's a women instead.

[Hannah]

I have a question for you.

[Paige]

It's a whole thing. Yeah.

[Hannah]

I went to Pura Vita with my mom, and it was really busy, but there was, like, one table open, and I was gonna have one of us sit at the table while the other ordered, because that's, like, what you do. And I am going to sit. Someone just left their phone on the table to reserve the table. That. I think that's crazy. I think that's crazy.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

I also. She had, like, a little attitude that's. She was right ahead of us. It was like she was the only person ahead of us and us. So I knew it was her phone, and she didn't even, like, look back. She's, like, left her phone on the table and was just standing there like, that's my table.

[Paige]

Gen Z. No, Millennial.

[Hannah]

I would say, like, millennial.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

She's one of us.

[Paige]

Wow. And so what'd you do?

[Hannah]

I let her have it. But it would be funny if I just sat down and started texting.

[Paige]

I don't know. I don't know. I'm trying to think if I would say. I don't think I would say any, but I would be like, that's, like, weird.

[Hannah]

I wouldn't have.

[Paige]

You know what I have started doing? If we're in a situation and I'm holding the door for you because I just walked out of the door, or like, you're coming, whatever, and anything like that. If you don't say thank you to me, I'm saying, you're welcome. Like, little stuff like that, like, really pisses me off. Like, today I was walking out of a door, and I, like, held it for the lady, like, coming in, but I, like, had a suitcase and stuff, so, like, it inconvenienced me to hold the door for you, but I'm a normal person. And so, like, when she walked in and didn't say anything, I literally was like, oh, no, you're so welcome. You literal. I mean, I didn't say literal, but I did say, like, nope, I got it. You're so welcome. And they kept walking.

[Hannah]

Exercise. Drinking water is important. You have to let it out somewhere or they're cursing out old lady.

[Paige]

If I want to snap, I'm gonna. Oh, really? Now I'll slam this goddamn door on you. You're not gonna say thank you to me? I almost went off on the plane because I was looking around at the three guys because my bag was so heavy. When I was taking it down, I banged.

[Hannah]

Oh, I love doing that. Being over dramatic when it falls down.

[Paige]

Well, I wasn't even trying to be dramatic, okay? I literally, like, dropped it onto the thing, and then it, like, fell onto the floor. And I looked around at the three men. I said, so sorry I'm so loud.

[Hannah]

You should have fell on it.

[Paige]

Like, you could have.

[Hannah]

You should have fell on it and just lay there like a damsel in distress.

[Paige]

I literally. I wanted to be like, and you're not lonely enough.

[Hannah]

I would be so pissed if I was you, because, look, at the end of the day, I am strong looking. Like, so when a guy doesn't do it, I'm like, oh, he thinks I'm really strong. But if I was you, I'd be like, oh, you hate women.

[Paige]

I'm wearing a cashmere duster. I can't. Hello.

[Hannah]

And it's crazy because I would never let you even lift it when we were on tour.

[Paige]

I'm in ballet flats. Get my bag.

[Hannah]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Also. So anyway, when you pack, you love cases. Like, you love little cases. You pulled out a pouch that was for ants. Like, what are you putting in, like, the little pouches that you have? You had a pencil. The pencil case.

[Paige]

Oh, my pouch in my pouch.

[Hannah]

Well, your pouches pouch. Your kangaroo.

[Paige]

Well, here's the thing. I love a pouch set, so I love a pouch that goes in a pouch. And I do have this little, like, long. It looks like a pencil case. Yeah, you're right. It looks like a pencil case pouch. I put my medicines in there. And by my medicines, I mean my emergency UTI medicine and my beta blockers, which. I'm gonna just say this. First and foremost, I'm seeing A lot of beta blockers slander on the Internet, and I'm not having it. I'm not having it. Beta blockers do not make you out of it. Groggy out of it. They don't make you. You can't get high off of a beta block. You would die before you got high off of a baby. Like, I've tried.

[Hannah]

Doesn't have any effects.

[Paige]

It's not an ssri. It does not affect your brain whatsoever. Whatsoever. It takes away physical symptoms. It's for your heart. I will not listen to beta blocker slander from anyone. And if I do, I'm calling Mr.

[Hannah]

Beta Blocker. You won't be happy for him directly.

[Paige]

Remember, Nick called the cops.

[Hannah]

Hi, this is.

[Paige]

Hey, me again. Real quick. You want to know what, though? I did have the wherewithal to know that it wasn't an emergency. And you call, like, the actual local police. Not 91 1.

[Hannah]

Is that 31 1?

[Paige]

No, you, like, look up like a real number. 311 is like, who is that? I thought it was 41 1. And is that even a thing anymore? That used to be, like, information.

[Hannah]

41 1.

[Paige]

You could call 411 and be like, what' it to you?

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Should we try it right now? Is that a thing still? I'm gonna try it right now. 41 1. We're unable to complete your call.

[Hannah]

Okay.

[Paige]

To speak to a customer service representative. But you used to be able to call 411 and be like, can I have the number to blah, blah, blah, restaurant on this. This street? And they would give it to you.

[Hannah]

Not to age us, but do you remember when there were telephone on the street?

[Paige]

Like, I thought you were gonna say telephone operators. And I was like, no, Hannah, I'm not a hundred and five. Oh, like, what are they called? Payphone.

[Hannah]

A payphone. I remember it vividly.

[Paige]

You know, I never used one, though. Like, I've never been inside of one to, like, use.

[Hannah]

I feel like we just use it.

[Paige]

You.

[Hannah]

Oh, you would have loved it. It's the best for prank calling. It's literally made for prank calling.

[Paige]

There's a new thing. I know we're, like, totally against chat GPT, but there's this new thing going around on Tick Tock that people are asking chat, like. Like, from everything you know about me, from talking to me, can you tell me what fictional character I'm most like? And I kind of want to do it, but also, I appreciate the environment, and I don't need to know the answer to that question. But also, just know that I want to know so bad. When the hotter months come around, I like to go a little bit lighter with my makeup because I just sweat it off. It feels icky and honestly all I want to do is wash it off. But with Jones Road they have this Miracle Bomb bomb that truly is the best. Whenever I get anything from Jones Road, my mom immediately wants to take it so I've ended up just ordering double. Their Miracle bomb just gives you this effortless glow and it's for when you don't really want to do a full face of makeup, but you still want to look presentable and it just goes for every step of the day. It's perfect in the morning if you're going to a workout class or running to work late and you just want to look alive like you rested. It's also great in the summer whenever you're gonna be in the pool or at the beach. It's just the perfect sun kissed glow and it's just enough makeup for a limited time. Our listeners are getting a free gift on their first purchase. When you use Code Giggly at checkout, just head to Jonesroadbeauty.com and use code Giggly. And since we did just put you on, when they ask you where you heard about them, please tell them Giggly Squad sent you.

[Hannah]

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[Hannah]

someone read a really funny video and they were like chatgpt to a deadbeat dad. You're really busy and that's why you're trying your best. But you can only be in so many places at once. And that's why it's okay if you don't see them for a while.

[Paige]

And that's why all the men are like, so behind AI.

[Hannah]

Oh my God. So anyway, also, have you seen like, it's enough us Comparison. Comparison us to like, comparison? I don't think so. Joking.

[Paige]

You just.

[Hannah]

We are such a married couple. You got so excited to correct me. You lit the up. You were like, comparison.

[Paige]

What do you even. But usually I know when you're joking. What are you even trying to say? What was that? Oh, okay.

[Hannah]

But you know when you're comparing yourself. Yeah. To like, women with Facetune, women with bbl, women in general, just comparing each other. Now we have to compare ourselves to AI girls.

[Paige]

I tapped out because there's this whole

[Hannah]

trend of AI girls at baseball games. And it's like, look at this hot girl at a baseball game and it's like an AI gorgeous girl watching the Mets or something. And that's like trending.

[Paige]

I actually tapped out when OnlyFans became a thing. I said, I actually no longer can compete and have the best time ever. But I can't compare myself to all these girls on the Internet. You would go crazy.

[Hannah]

That's why you gotta just stay in your own lane, baby. You gotta stay your own lane.

[Paige]

Also, everything on the Internet is fake.

[Hannah]

I've talked to a lot of people. Everyone's sad.

[Paige]

You know, I've done some inventory this week, too. No one's alone.

[Hannah]

No one's aligned. No one feels aligned.

[Paige]

I'm like, you're all. Your aura is all out of whack.

[Hannah]

I've done some control groups. People are not happy.

[Paige]

Also, everyone's on Ozempic, so.

[Hannah]

Also, I just got my period and my stomach hurts.

[Paige]

I got mine on Sunday. I'm actually almost done, but I got mine early. You know, it's so annoying. But when I am healthier, I get my period early and, like, regular. It's annoying.

[Hannah]

I'm so sorry.

[Paige]

Well, I ate a lot of vegetables. I felt like this month, and my period was like. Yeah.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Thanks.

[Hannah]

The gigglers want to know now that windbreaker gate has settled. Yeah. Did I ruin the windbreaker for you so that you can no longer actually wear it and I should just keep it?

[Paige]

Have it

[Hannah]

or.

[Paige]

I know you love that windbreaker. You love it. Why? Because it goes with, like, your hair color. Like, it's so, like, your coloring.

[Hannah]

No, but I just want to know, did I ruin it for you?

[Paige]

No. I actually almost wore it out to dinner last Saturday night, but then I decided not to go. But in my head, my outfit. Because it was raining, it was Memorial Day weekend. What was better than windbreaker? I was like, oh, my God, I'll wear a windbreaker out to dinner. But then I was like, you know what? I decided I'm not.

[Hannah]

I feel happy because I started to feel bad that I ruined it for you, and I made it about me, and that's not the kind of friend I want to be.

[Paige]

Hannah. Oh, my God, you're so annoying. Because here's the thing about me, me, and you know this. I love an outfit, and I love an outfit that gets seen. So I've seen this. I've looked at this windbreaker 8,000 times on the Internet. So the fact that she's having her own moment, she's gone viral. She's gone to so many events. She's seen so many different things. Like, I'm, like, so excited for. I'm happy for her. Like, that's why I love clothes. I'm like, let them see the world. You know, I have an emotional Connection to her.

[Hannah]

Okay, good, good.

[Paige]

No, you didn't ruin it for me.

[Hannah]

So we have kind of an exciting weekend.

[Paige]

No, we have a very exciting weekend.

[Hannah]

We're presenting.

[Paige]

Yeah, we're presenting at last Culturistas, which

[Hannah]

you've been to before. I haven't.

[Paige]

Yeah. It's so fun. Remember last year I was like, I haven't had fun in years.

[Hannah]

So much fun.

[Paige]

And.

[Hannah]

And you wore a hat that looked. I wore it. It was really good.

[Paige]

Well, I just feel like when something is hosted by the gays, I don't get stressed about my outfit because I'm like, they're fun and they're like. They're like, go for it and do whatever, and it's fun and be yourself. So it's, like, so much less stressful.

[Hannah]

I think I'm gonna wear a schmata.

[Paige]

I don't know what that is.

[Hannah]

It's like a bandana. It's like, you know, in Italy when they. You're in a convertible and you put a.

[Paige]

Yes.

[Hannah]

But I don't know if my head shape can pull it off. And I'm kind of nervous now.

[Paige]

How are you trying to tie it? Are you trying to tie it like. Like, around and back like you're in a convertible in the 1950s? Are you trying to do, like.

[Hannah]

Because it would hide my double chin. And if I wear sunglasses, then it's like, really cunt. But then I also could look like an egg. But then if I wear it, like, on my forehead, like normal bandana.

[Paige]

Yeah, like going to the pool.

[Hannah]

That could. That could be a little. Try hard. So I'm a little stressed.

[Paige]

Well, it all depends on your outfit.

[Hannah]

We'll. We'll deal with it. Well, you're stressed now. You're like. Do you like your outfit?

[Paige]

Yeah, I love my.

[Hannah]

Okay, so you're good. Actually, you're fine. You have. You have the capacity.

[Paige]

I have no anxiety.

[Hannah]

Okay, good. And we're presenting, and I feel like I read the teleprompter at AMAs because it was like, network TV.

[Paige]

Yeah, you're reading it also here.

[Hannah]

What if I forget to read how to read?

[Paige]

This is also network television. This is also going to be on Peacock.

[Hannah]

Is that network? What's a peak?

[Paige]

Well, it's NBC.

[Hannah]

Okay, I'll be good. I'll be good.

[Paige]

You know what's interesting? Like, who said, like. Oh, you know what the perfect thing for our news station is? A peacock. Who would put the word

[Hannah]

like that? Is. Is so crazy.

[Paige]

Like, sometimes I don't even like saying Peacock. Because I hate saying the word. I think it's so vile and disgusting, and it's like. It's harsh.

[Hannah]

Someone was saying how, like, white guys love saying. No.

[Paige]

I hate the sound of it. Like, I think the word is so much more palatable. Oh, 100% than, like. I.

[Hannah]

No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't say it either. I actually don't think I could fit.

[Paige]

Finish. Like, men say it like. Like, when they're having sex, like, sexually.

[Hannah]

Like, I think, because it makes it sound bigger than dick, and they need to overcompensate.

[Paige]

Dick is like little brother.

[Hannah]

Well, if you don't have confidence and you just say dick, it. It can. It could seem short, but if you say it sounds longer, sounds like you're sucking someone's dick. When you. Now this took a turn. Someone was like, this was such a nice pod about television.

[Paige]

Well, because I always think about that. I'm like, that's weird. Like, anytime there's, like, something sexual that's, like, there is, like, an undertone of sexual. Something sexual or, like, inappropriate. I don't like it where. Like, it. There shouldn't be.

[Hannah]

Yeah, it's like, either be direct and say what you're trying to say. But also, just, men can't be dirty. Girls are allowed to be dirty. Men can't.

[Paige]

I just don't want men naming things, you know, like, who came up with the word? Like, oh, our brand is a peacock? Like, no, that's weird. I feel like, no shape, no hate, no shade.

[Hannah]

I know someone. Some giggler at NBC is like, okay, had a long week coming. Also, it's crazy that they got that, like, nothing else's names. Peacock. There's some peacock walking around being like, okay, that's my name. You can't take it for your freaking thing. Also, everything's gonna be owned by everything eventually. What the.

[Paige]

No, literally, this is why you can't ever get high. You're high. Like, that is such a high person. Like, thought. And one day, everything will be owned by Paige.

[Hannah]

Calls me high as the kite. And I'm like, holy, we're on the same wavelength right now. And we talk for two hours. Like, right. Okay. I'm gonna actually write. Tell you something. I wrote down not high because I'm scared of smoking that. Like, if you were high right now, you would be able to vibe with me at. I wrote dating is just auditioning, but you don't want to be too good of an actor that is so high.

[Paige]

And, like, I see where you're going. One Time I wrote down. I saw this the other day, and I was like, you fucking idiot. I wrote down the craziest thing high. Hold on. If the pros outweigh the cons, you still have to deal with the cons.

[Hannah]

And you were like, genius.

[Paige]

And I was like, why do we even do pros and cons?

[Hannah]

Like, you still have to deal with those. That is.

[Paige]

Anyway. Oh, my God, I'm, like, sweating. That was so funny.

[Hannah]

Also, Rowan is brookshield's daughter, who's my friend. Name drop. She's really.

[Paige]

Wait, I'm obsessed with that.

[Hannah]

She's gonna be on Bravo's Next Gen. She did the funniest TikTok about trying to understand when they first try to explain how health insurance insurance works to you. Like, have you been in your job, like, your first job, where they're like, okay, this is the health insurance. And then they. They say the word deductible, and no matter how many times you try to ask about what it means, no one knows what it means. And, like, no one's ever said that word to me in my life. Like, how did I go 25 years without hearing the word deductible? And then it's just. You, like, get scared, and then you start checking off boxes you shouldn't check.

[Paige]

How did we get here? Wait, what the hell? What the hell does Rowan on Next Gen NYC have to do with health insurance?

[Hannah]

She. She did a video about it, so I was giving her credit.

[Paige]

Oh.

[Hannah]

And it made me laugh.

[Paige]

I'm like, wait, you are.

[Hannah]

Everyone needs health insurance. No.

[Paige]

My mom has tried to explain it to me since I turned 26. And I'm like, that was so scary.

[Hannah]

When you turned 26.

[Paige]

Yeah. Also, what a random age.

[Hannah]

Also, deductibles literally just made up to confuse people so that we would pay insurance companies and not know why.

[Paige]

Do you remember, like, being in your early 20s and saying, what if I just didn't have health insurance? And everyone's like, you must, like. And you're like, okay, but I don't know what it is.

[Hannah]

And they were like, eye doctor. And I'm like, my eyes are good. They're like, then why would I pay that?

[Paige]

I'm always at urgent care. So, like, I am, like, the number one candidate of, like, I know I actually need health insurance because if I feel like something's wrong, I'm calling some type of professional and making an appointment.

[Hannah]

See, I'm like a man.

[Paige]

Like, I'll be like, you're like an old Italian woman.

[Hannah]

Literally, like, I have a little thing on my back, and Des is like, that's cancer. And I'm like, only time will tell that Snow?

[Paige]

No.

[Hannah]

Like, I don't know how I came out of my anxious Italian mom's vagina so chill about my health care.

[Paige]

You're type A and type B. You're like a combination because I'm a Virgo and stuff like that. You're very type.

[Hannah]

Like, I actually probably have had moments where I'm like, I should go to urgent care, but I don't want to talk to the person at the front. Like, I don't know what they might ask me for something that I don't have. And I don't know if I could deal with that.

[Paige]

Before I, like, knew really new urgent care was, like, a thing, I would just, like, go to the ER and my mom would be like, stop going to the er. I'd be like, something's wrong. There was actually, in fact, something wrong. I had a cyst on my ovary that no one could figure out. So, like, I would drop to the ground, like, walking down the streets of New York City, and they'd be like, no, I'm going to the emergency room. Why am I falling to the ground?

[Hannah]

That's so iconic, though. They're like, maybe you shouldn't be wearing 10 inch heels, but. Oh, my God. Anywho, is there anything else that we forgot to cover? There's a Martin short documentary I think everyone should watch on Netflix.

[Paige]

Oh, I saw the advertisement on Netflix.

[Hannah]

He's. He's so freaking adorable. He's so adorable. A short man that I actually like. Actually the only short man that I like.

[Paige]

Good for him.

[Hannah]

He's actually a short king.

[Paige]

Actually, I did watch the first 10 minutes. I just remembered, and I fell asleep. Stanley Tucci's second season of his, like, travel cooking show is out, and it's. Let me tell you something. That man. Yeah, that man's aura, like, like, okay, he's a perfect example of a man that I'm like. Or maybe it's just because he's European. Like, I don't want to say that he's gay. Like, but he. There's, like, certain feminine things, but I'm like, no, I think it's hot.

[Hannah]

Do you think anyone calls him Stan?

[Paige]

Yeah, well, that's his name.

[Hannah]

I don't know. I feel like he's one of the guys that's like. It's Stanley. Wait, Stanley. It's. Damn.

[Paige]

Have you ever met, like, a. Like, like you meet, like, a Chris and he's like, it's Christopher. And you're like, okay, you loser.

[Hannah]

No one has time for three silver

[Paige]

or like a m. Like, if someone was like, it's Michael. I'm like, how about you shut the up?

[Hannah]

Like, you know, my brother's been Daniel because my dad was Dan or Danny.

[Paige]

That's different. There's another person with.

[Hannah]

But you know what's really cute? He went to, like, work for the first time, and I met one of his co workers, and they were like, oh, you're Dan's sister. And I said, who? So he went to work, and he had people call him Dan.

[Paige]

He, like, rebranded.

[Hannah]

No, he rebranded without telling us. And I was like, you mean Daniel? And they're like, dan? And I'm like, oh, you think you're a grown up?

[Paige]

That's hilarious.

[Hannah]

No, I know. He didn't even tell us. Anyway, my name's Han from now on.

[Paige]

All right, well, this was an amazing episode. I'm not gonna be as fired up next time.

[Hannah]

You were freaking jacked up. Hell, yeah. And then. And we're so happy with the feedback from our live show episode of Mindy and Kate and Brenda.

[Paige]

It was so fun. I'm obsessed with Mindy Kaling. Like, on another level.

[Hannah]

I mean, both she. You guys are literally the same person. It was freaking me out.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Okay, I gotta go text Kate Hudson, but I love you so much. And gigglers, thank you for giggling with us. We love you. Bye.

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[Paige]

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