Giggling about swag gaps, ponytails, and anger management

Summary

Giggly Squad: Giggling About Swag Gaps, Ponytails, and Anger Management

Hosts: Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo
Date: February 11, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this vibrant and chaotic episode, Hannah and Paige bring their signature humor and honesty to a whirlwind of topics ranging from the Super Bowl and pop culture to hair insecurities and the perils of technology. True to form, they roast themselves, discuss current trends, share personal stories (including one about a ponytail-related meltdown), and offer spontaneous, relatable commentary on everything from botox mishaps to AI in documentaries. The episode is peppered with memorable anecdotes, biting observations, and the kind of genuine laughter their fans have come to love.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Super Bowl Weekend: Parties, Commercials & Pop Culture

• Paige hosted a Super Bowl party (01:48), inviting Hannah’s husband and documenting his every move, joking about acting as a "babysitter.”
• Commercials Talk:
  • Paige’s own Super Bowl commercial (07:34): “Mine was 10 out of 10. Gorgeous… The message was clear.” (07:56)
  • Chris Hemsworth Alexa Spot (08:25): Paige and Hannah riff on the creepiness of smart tech that can see you.
    • Paige: “I don’t want you seeing in my home. I think that’s so creepy.” (09:45)
  • Ring Camera Commercial (09:47), leading to a broader concern about privacy and surveillance:
    • Paige: “How are teenagers supposed to leave their house to meet up with their boyfriend?” (10:26)
• Bad Bunny’s Halftime Performance: High praise for the cultural callbacks and visual storytelling.
  • Hannah: “He told a story... a mini concert where there was a beginning, middle, and end.” (05:59)
  • “As New Yorkers… seeing the culture he was talking about… it made me wanna cry.” (06:00)

2. Food, Ozempic, and Hosting Realities

• Food at Parties:
  • Paige laments rampant Ozempic use, making it harder to host since “they have to eat Ozempic pork portions now." (06:41)
• Family Super Bowl in Indiana:
  • Hannah is designated as “the personality” rather than a cook, as her chef brother takes charge. (07:12)

3. Trends & “Swag Gap” in Couples

• The duo discusses “swag gaps” in relationships:
  • Paige: “Couples should not have a swag gap. Like, whatever his swag is, your swag should match.” (53:13)
  • Hannah loves putting men “on blast” at her shows, especially since more “boyfriends” are attending and have to listen quietly. (53:29)

4. Botox Mishaps and Beauty Insecurity

• Paige’s ‘Frozen Chin’ (02:53):
  • “When I laugh, I feel like my mouth goes inside my mouth.”
  • Discussion of side effects; friends joke about “raising awareness” for botox mishaps.
• Ponytail Anxiety (19:09):
  • Hannah’s rare ponytail for a shoot triggers insecurities:
    • “The second I put my hair in a ponytail, I feel like an Amish boy.” (19:57)
    • Paige infamously says: “Babe, not your head. It’s actually your ears.” (21:26)
  • They commiserate about trusting others with their “glam”—a relatable feeling for anyone who’s had professional hair/makeup done.

5. Pop Culture: Rumors, Celebrities, and Concussions

• Rumors about Adam Sandler:
  • Paige: “I wonder what it’s like having rumors that you’re... a really good person.” (04:31)
  • Hannah: “I have to clear up rumors where it’s like, ‘I didn’t murder her in her own home.’” (04:44)
• Jake Paul & Bad Bunny:
  • Joking about Jake Paul roasting Puerto Rico from his mansion, and Bad Bunny’s incredible production values (05:00).
• NFL and Mental Health:
  • Hannah notes the “wild” concussion rates in the NFL and the emotional fallout.
  • “If you were one of these guys… we're going to give you $30 million… but you'll have anger management and depression for the rest of your life.” (12:48)
  • Paige: “I’ve dated a lot of guys NOT in the NFL, and let me tell you… Their anger is next level.” (13:10)
  • “It’s so embarrassing if you’re a man going around with anger management and you weren’t a professional football player.” (13:20)

6. Trend Debunking & Diet Culture

• Pepsi Challenge Segment:
  • The hosts do a live taste-test of Pepsi Zero Sugar vs. Coke Zero Sugar.
    • “Pepsi Zero Sugar tastes better.” (18:47)
  • Reflection on how branding shapes preferences.
• Diet Fads of the Past:
  • Special K Diet nostalgia (27:02): “Which geniuses. They were like, only eat my cereal.” (27:06)
• Raw Milk Trend & Farm TikTok:
  • Paige explores the bizarre popularity of drinking raw milk promoted by "trad wife" TikTok.
    • “If you don’t pasteurize it… certain things, like, you could get really sick and, like, you could die.” (25:59)
    • “It’s illegal in Canada to even sell raw milk. They’re like, yeah, you freaks.” (26:01)

7. Technology Concerns, Data & AI

• Skepticism of Smart Tech:
  • Paige: “Do you own an Alexa or like a Google anything?” (10:55)
  • Hannah: “I don’t do Bluetooth. I’m literally carving things into rocks.” (11:02)
• AI in Documentaries:
  • They discuss Netflix’s Lucy Letby documentary, specifically the unsettling use of AI actors.
    • Paige: “It looked like I was watching a Sims show.” (33:35)
    • Both found it “extremely distracting and uncomfortable.”
  • Broader conversation about true crime, unreliable narration, and how easily documentaries can manipulate viewers' emotions.

8. Female Ambition, the “It Girl Bob,” Matcha, and Manifesting

• Conversation about following (or rejecting) trends for trend’s sake (17:24):
  • “Just because you see someone edited on Instagram looking hot in a bob doesn’t mean you need to ruin your life.” (17:28)
  • Paige admits to being “de-influenced” by green matcha: “I’d rather. I can’t.” (17:08)
• Manifesting, Karma, and Energy:
  • The hosts reflect seriously on how “people’s energy” can affect you (15:30).
    • “For just as much as you manifest for yourself, they manifest your downfall. And you need to remember that.” (15:45)
  • Karma and self-awareness: “Instead of me being like, why are you being mean to me, I just go, like, damn, the karma’s gonna come around.” (16:16)

9. Hair, Glam, and Identity

• Ponytail and Ear Segments—deep dive into appearance-related insecurities (19:44–23:20)
  • “The closest way I could describe it… is like when you get your makeup and hair done for a wedding… But you look in the mirror and don’t know who that is.” (23:13)
  • Paige helps normalize insecurity and body quirks by sharing stories about pinning ears back, being called "Legolas," and ultimately embracing uniqueness.

10. Miscellaneous Pop Culture & Funny Observations

• Twins in the Media:
  • “Twins were everywhere. Where did the twins go?” (32:40)
• Documentaries about Chess Geniuses and Ice Skaters:
  • Hannah recounts a story of Hungarian chess prodigies and women breaking into boys' clubs (37:19), and also discusses the anxiety of watching winter sports like ice skating and skiing (39:00).
• Reality TV and Physical Challenges:
  • Hypothetical “Traitors”-style game—would they rather race or handle cockroaches?
    • "The only thing I couldn't do... I can't eat anything gross. I'm throwing up." (45:32)
  • Throwback to “Summer House” and the infamous trapeze challenge. (46:20)

11. Mental Health, Overthinking & Sound Healing

• Tuning Fork Segment:
  • The hosts receive DM’s about sound baths and "body shamans."
    • Paige: “She does massages in the way of, like, do you have trauma? Because I can feel it and let me get it out.” (47:21)
  • Discussion of psychic sessions, overthinking, and whether thinking too much is a bad thing or just an unfair social media diagnosis (48:52).

12. "Hot People Phobia" and Dating

• Being Intimidated by Attractive People:
  • Paige and Hannah both admit to being unnerved by super-hot people:
    • “I've felt that before. People with blue eyes… a man whose jaw is too strong, I get uncomfortable.” (49:54)
  • Paige: "Hot men… you know you're good looking and that makes me feel awkward around you." (50:17)
• Women and Beauty Standards:
  • Frustration over double standards for women’s and men’s looks, especially regarding cosmetic procedures and embracing unique features (51:07).

13. Bad Bunny, Charlie Puth, and Concert Style

• Bad Bunny's style & stage presence:
  • “I loved the, like, aesthetic of like, everyone in like, ivory and like khaki… I love an all white moment.” (52:29)
  • Hannah: “He could have easily gotten lost in blah, but you still cannot take your eyes off him.” (52:38)
• Quiet Men Appreciation:
  • “That was my only requirement. ‘Does he shut the up?’ Perfect.” (53:42)
  • Both agree they love “shy men,” equating it with security. (54:04)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Hair Insecurity:

  • Hannah: “The second I put my hair in a ponytail, I feel like an Amish boy.” (19:57)
  • Paige: “Babe, not your head. It's actually your ears.” (21:26)

• On Privacy and Smart Devices:

  • Paige: “I don’t want you seeing in my home. That’s so creepy.” (09:45)
  • Hannah: “I don’t do Bluetooth. I’m literally carving stuff into rocks.” (11:02)

• On the Influence of Karma:

  • Paige: "For just as much as you manifest for yourself, they manifest your downfall. And you need to remember that." (15:45)

• On Overthinking Culture:

  • Paige: “Maybe you should just think more, you know. The rest of us are out here thinking and you think you're overthinking but you're not.” (48:52)

• On the Swag Gap:

  • Paige: “Couples should not have a swag gap. Like, whatever his swag is, your swag should match.” (53:13)

• On Anger Management:

  • Hannah: “It’s actually so embarrassing if you’re a man going around with anger management and you weren’t a professional football player.” (13:20)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:48] – Super Bowl party stories, tablescape obsession
• [02:53] – Paige's botox mishap, “frozen chin”
• [05:59] – Bad Bunny performance, cultural representation
• [08:25] – Super Bowl commercials (Alexa, Ring cam), data privacy worries
• [13:10] – NFL, concussion and mental health/anger management
• [17:20] – Debunking matcha and “It Girl” bob trends; Pepsi Challenge setup
• [19:09] – Ponys and head/ear insecurities, trusting others with your “glam”
• [25:10] – Raw milk trend and TikTok farm fads
• [33:35] – AI in documentaries; Lucy Letby and the ethics of digital doubles
• [39:00] – Winter sports anxiety – Olympics, Lindsay Vonn, dangers of skiing
• [45:32] – Reality show hypotheticals: bugs or endurance?
• [47:21] – Weekly tuning fork and “body shaman” segment
• [49:54] – Hot people phobia, dating confidence, beauty standards
• [52:29] – Bad Bunny’s fashion, swag gap, and couple compatibility
• [54:10] – Appreciation for shy, quiet men

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Tone & Language

True to their irreverent style, Hannah and Paige combine self-deprecating humor, personal vulnerability, pop culture savvy, and spontaneous tangents. The conversation is light, fast-paced, and peppered with quick-witted asides, relatable anecdotes, and a welcoming “best friends at brunch” energy. The hosts tackle both trivial and serious topics with curiosity and candor.

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Conclusion

This episode of Giggly Squad delivers a classic mix of laughter, pop culture hot takes, personal confessions, and relatable insecurities. With their unique blend of humor and honesty, Hannah and Paige make even the most random digressions feel purposeful, keeping listeners engaged, entertained, and—of course—giggling.

Transcript

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[B]

Sup, Gigglers? Gary, fix your wifi. Manifest that shit.

[C]

We can't be managed.

[B]

I mean, the day just got away from me.

[C]

What's up, my groundhog gigglers?

[B]

Just, like, a little bit too. A week too late, but you too late.

[C]

I don't.

[B]

I don't digress.

[C]

Track of the groundhogs. Happy super bowl weekend.

[B]

Happy super bowl weekend.

[C]

Someone was social. Are you okay?

[B]

Against my will.

[D]

Are you?

[C]

I was against your will. No.

[B]

I'm lying.

[C]

Yeah, you had a spread. Yeah, you had a Martha Stewart spread. You love a tablescape.

[B]

I love a tablescape. I had a little super bowl party to celebrate my commercial and to celebrate Bad Bunny. And I invited Hannah's husband without me.

[C]

Because Mama was working, and I was.

[B]

Like, do you want to come to my home? He was the first person to arrive. He was so early that he actually left because I missed the call from my doorman of, like, someone's coming up. Because it was like 30 minutes prior. And I was, like, running around doing stuff, and. And then he was like, I left. And I was like, are you coming back? Like, what's the deal?

[C]

You played hard to get.

[B]

And then so he comes back, and then. I don't think he knew this, but, like, I was sending Hannah, like, photos, and it was as if I was babysitting. Like, I was like, okay, he ate not Like, a lot. But he definitely ate well.

[C]

I wanted to make sure he was getting along with the other kids.

[B]

And I was like, I sent her a picture. I was like, okay, he's sitting here now he's talking to this person. Oh, he's getting up. He's going outside.

[E]

So we.

[B]

I literally felt like I. I can't laugh.

[C]

Wait, what's going on with the Botox situation?

[B]

Okay, so she like fixed me, but now I feel like my chin is like not attached to my bottom. Like, no. Like when I laugh, I feel like my mouth like goes inside my mouth.

[C]

This is the thing. You look gorgeous.

[B]

And I've been talking to my other friends who like have been getting Botox for years, and they're like, oh, frozen chin. Oh, is that not a big deal?

[C]

Is that a thing? I thank you for raising awareness on it. Cuz I never heard about it.

[B]

Wait, we're really jumping around. Yeah, it's because I'm like about to get my period, so I'm like, wait.

[C]

I just got mine.

[A]

Did you?

[C]

On stage. I got it. Which was honestly feminist. It was, it was.

[B]

I felt it, you know, it's not feminist.

[C]

What?

[B]

One of my friends texted me and was like, I just had a dream that you were pregnant.

[C]

No.

[B]

And I was like, keep it to yourself. Disgusting.

[C]

Cuz every girl thinks slash knows they're a witch. So.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Just the chance.

[B]

A gay man.

[C]

Oh, that was like.

[B]

Yeah. I was like, why would you try and ruin my day right now? Wait. What I wanted to bring awareness to was the Adam Sandler story.

[C]

False. It didn't seem like an Adam Sandler thing to do.

[B]

Oh, see, I thought it was like such an Adam Sandler thing to do. I feel like he's very like, treat people equally.

[C]

Yes. But I feel like he's not. He doesn't show off his money.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, he. He just wants to wear cargo.

[B]

And it wasn't like, I just like saw a TikTok about it. Like, this was like a written article that I like New York Times. Like, I looked and so I feel bad, but in my head it happened. Like, I'd like to believe that that's.

[C]

But it was quality content for the time. And we apologize to all the people.

[B]

It was a good message. I wonder what it's like having rumors that are like, she's a good person.

[C]

Could you.

[B]

Could you imagine? He's like, hey, I just want to clear up this rumor about me being like a really good person. I would love for that to happen. I'm like, I have to clear up rumors where it's like, I didn't murder her in her own home.

[C]

I do have to say one thing, because Internet is crazy. This morning. Yeah. Jake Paul tweeting from Puerto Rico.

[B]

I thought, okay, now that I was like, this is a fake story that say I. They're, like, really getting him.

[C]

Jake Paul talking shit about Puerto Rico from his Puerto Rico mansion was crazy behavior.

[B]

Crazy.

[C]

But I have to say, bad bunny. Not to get all, like, industry about it, but the color, grading and the videography.

[B]

The cinematography.

[C]

The cinematography was spectacular.

[B]

I wonder what it was like in person, because the way it was filmed was, like, so perfect for tv, where I feel like last year it was. I don't know if it was better on tv, but it was, like, so open.

[C]

Well, yeah. Sometimes they make the set where, like, if you're there and in the arena, you can see certain patterns that the camera can't see and stuff. I don't. There's so many different ways you could do it. But that was, like, he told a story.

[B]

Yes, he did. Like, a mini concert where there was a beginning, middle, and end rather than just like, a one big performance. I don't know how to explain it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You know what I'm saying?

[C]

I do have to say, as New Yorkers, like, seeing the culture he was talking about, like, the bodegas woman from Brooklyn and the one from. And the. And the. Oh, my God, I was gonna cry. But also, then the men playing games in the streets. Like, you just realize how. Which is a part of, like, at least New York City, what we love.

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Yeah.

[C]

So, wait, what was, like, the hit of your snacks?

[B]

My buffalo chicken wing dip.

[C]

Did you make it? Mm.

[B]

I made two dips, Hannah.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

No, I know.

[C]

So you didn't order in anything?

[B]

Oh, well, God, yeah.

[C]

Oh, yes. But you had enough to be like, it's a mix.

[B]

Honestly, I had so much food at the end. Ozempic is rampant. I can't. You want me to host things? We stop taking Ozempic. I can't wait.

[C]

They have to eat Ozempic pork portions now.

[B]

Yeah. I'm like, guys, I. This is a full charcuterie board.

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Mind you.

[C]

I'm a full adult. I'm the older sister, and I was in Indiana visiting my family with my younger brother and his whole family, and I was like, let's make something for the Super Bowl. And my brother laughed at me, and I was like, what? I'm here, and I'd love to help the party do my brother's like, a full chef.

[B]

Oh, he was laughing at you to, like, you're not help. Why don't you be the personality?

[C]

He was like, give me your credit card and figure it out. My. My brother's a fucking chef. He's smoking stuff. He's making pasta. He's adding prosciutto. Why?

[B]

I pictured him smoking a cigarette in the kitchen.

[C]

He's. He's yelling. I'm yelling, yes, chef. Like, it's getting crazy. So anyway, it was. It was a beautiful celebration. I did not watch the game. Really?

[B]

I didn't either. I mean, I watched my commercial. Let's talk about the commercials for a second.

[C]

Yes. Thing is, I was with Lois, who was. We were chatting.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So we weren't. I wasn't able to, like. I mean, did I get your commercial on camera and everyone freaked out. Yes. But the other commercials, I feel like, can you fill me in a little?

[B]

So some of the commercials, obviously. Mine was 10 out of 10. Gorgeous.

[C]

Gorgeous.

[B]

Just, like, the message was clear.

[C]

Kind of great timing. It was, like, right before the halftime.

[B]

Show, I said, okay, God, bueno to fate me like that. I had a couple situationships text and go, oh, wow. And I said, yeah, that's what it was intended for. Did your exes text you just, like, a couple? None. I wouldn't even classify them as exes. It's like, people I used to know.

[C]

Wait, what was I just gonna say about the commercials?

[B]

Oh, okay. Did you see the Alexa commercial with Chris Hemsworth and his wife?

[C]

No.

[B]

First of all, great casting. He's a very funny actor. I feel like people don't talk enough about. He's got great, like, comedic timing and inflection.

[C]

Well, Australians are inherently kind of funny.

[B]

Yeah. Like, I'd like to see him in more comedy movies. I don't understand why he doesn't do more comedy. Like, he's very funny. Yeah, he's funny even in Thor.

[C]

You know it is. It's because he's so beautiful. People don't want beautiful people to be funny. They, like, stay in a lane.

[B]

That's true.

[C]

Yeah. But that's why it's so hard for me to do comedy.

[B]

Right? Yeah, but he's a man, so I'm like, you can get away with that.

[C]

Yeah, sure.

[B]

Do it all. Do whatever you want. Okay. So they did the commercial for. It's the Alexa, but it's like the Supreme Alexa or, like, the advanced Alexa, whatever. And it can see you. And so I'm watching this commercial, and I'm like, well, I don't want it to be able to see me because it has Chris Hemsworth walking into the frame and holding a snake from, like, the backyard or something. And the Alexa says, wow, that's a big snake. Now that I'm saying it, that's a little bit sexual. Okay. Didn't catch that in the beginning. And so then it's, like, showing you how, like, it can see you. And, like, it's a normal. Alexa can make your appointments, all of this stuff. But, like, I don't want you to see in my home. Like, I think that's so creepy.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Then the next commercial was for ring camera. I don't get. Here's the thing. Critical thinking skills are just, like, really lacking on the Internet most recently. And it's, like, actually, like, really painting me. Like, some things. I'm just like, guys, you can't be serious. I'll get into that. But anyway, so the ring camera commercial is. Oh, my God, there's a missing dog. My ring camera on my front door took a picture of my dog leaving. Then it sends the picture of the dog to everyone in the neighborhood's ring camera so they can. And then if it. The dog goes by their ring camera, it'll pick it up. That's literally stalking you.

[D]

Go.

[C]

How our teenagers are supposed to leave their house to meet up with their boyfriend.

[B]

How are you supposed to sneak out? It's just the. I don't get why everyone's acting like it's so like, oh, my God. Yeah, it's going to help find dogs. Not one dog is going to be used for that.

[C]

Well, this is the thing. Data is so scary right now.

[B]

It's so scary.

[C]

And there's no information that, like, corporations are not going to have. And they're. We're just, like, they're just using us for it. I feel like I don't.

[B]

Do you own an Alexa or, like, a Google anything?

[C]

I don't do Bluetooth.

[B]

My dog came to.

[C]

I'm literally carving stuff into rocks. Like, I'm not.

[B]

Do you feel like we've aged on this podcast? Like, the way we think about things? Did you see the story that Gen Z is, like, the dumbest generation? I'm like, we've only been telling you guys.

[C]

I was just happy that when Gen Z started getting hate, millennials stopped get, like, everyone hated millennials. We were lazy. All we did is, like, talk about iced coffee. And now people are like, you know what? Iced coffee is pretty good.

[B]

And the millennials, like, we've been through a whole lot.

[C]

Yeah. And. And we, like. I don't know. I feel bad for the millennials. We tried our best. Do you know what's crazy, too, about the NFL? That these. A lot of these players, like, the concussion rates are so bad, and they're not addressing it.

[B]

Like, did you see the. Not to be a full sports podcast, but, like, we are sports. Did you see this stuff about the 49ers and how they. They think that they're always getting hurt and things happen in that stadium because they're right next to, like, some power plant? No, no. There's stories that, like, when the. When the. When the boys imagine. I, like, rooted for the boys. When they go home, they, like, turn off their wi Fi or they have, like, different, like, things that. Because they don't, they feel like it is affecting their body.

[C]

Oh, my God. This is like. What's the Julia Roberts movie where she plays the lawyer, Aaron Brockovich. We need Aaron Brockovich on the case.

[B]

Like, there's, like, something there.

[C]

But look, there was a lot of concussion protocol, but then that. Because the NFL is a business, they were like, we can't every time a guy gets a concussion, give him two weeks off. Because no one would be playing. We wouldn't have players.

[B]

Well, that's why I don't understand why those. Those helmets aren't mandatory.

[C]

Well, apparently the helmets weren't even, like, helping that much. But I don't. I don't know the. The details. We'll have to double check. However, if you were one of these guys and all you know is football, and they're like, we're going to give you $30 million to play for the next five years, but you will have anger management and depression for the rest of your life, which some would argue you have already.

[B]

I've dated a lot of guys not in the NFL, and let me tell you, they could. Their anger has next level next.

[C]

Wait, that is actually so embarrassing. If you're a man going around with anger management and you weren't a professional football player. Did you see the cardi B drama?

[B]

No.

[A]

What's happening?

[C]

I don't know if the news is real or not.

[B]

No, that's the thing.

[C]

Were they? I don't know.

[B]

Okay, Well, I actually, she was my prediction for. I thought Bad Bunny was gonna bring her out to sing. I don't know why I felt that in my gut, because I was like, oh, she's gonna be there.

[C]

I love her so much.

[B]

But I love that it was Lady Gaga. I wonder if he's gonna open a club like, or, like, getting tonight seems busy. Yeah, he's busy.

[C]

Do you realize he was, like, at the Grammys, figuring out what the super bowl was gonna be like? He's mid tour right now. Also, like, these people's schedules. Side note, is Olivia Dean okay? Has anyone given her water?

[B]

Where's Shay?

[C]

What's going on? All I know is all my friends who are, like, influencers and going to different events, every single event, Olivia Dean is performing. Man, I need. And in a different dress, looking gorgeous. Is she a robot? Yeah. Like, she's in that point in her career where, you know, people are like, we need to make money off her. Yeah. I just wanted to say it. I hope she's okay. Yeah, but she's young.

[B]

Yeah, she's young. Go to the hospital anymore, for example. Remember? That was like, a real big thing.

[C]

Well, because millennials didn't know that we could Gen Z it and be like, actually, I cancel the tour, so instead.

[B]

Gonna ruin the tour.

[C]

Instead we just go until. You just have to go to the hospital.

[B]

As someone who went on one tour, and I'm not kidding, it. It changed my whole life. I thought of things so differently. I started medicine. I started, you know, really getting in touch with my inner self. I made so many business decisions in that tour that, like, just starting to come to fruition, which is. We don't talk about ever, like, how transformative that tour was for our careers.

[C]

It was. But you don't know it when you're in it.

[B]

You don't know it when you're in it. But so many things happen in those three months that, like, we haven't even been able to say yet. But that's just how long things take.

[C]

Look at you. Planning seeds.

[B]

Well, that's another thing, because you can't say certain things. Well, one, legally, I probably would get in trouble. But you can't say certain things because people's energy really is so, so real.

[C]

You're so LA right now. I love when you get like this.

[B]

No, it is like you can't tell certain people things because for just as much as you manifest for yourself, they manifest your downfall. And you need to remember that.

[A]

Like you.

[B]

I know people like to say, like, look, no one's going home and laying in bed at night thinking about me. I know for a fact people are going home and laying in bed at night thinking about me and how to sabotage me.

[C]

You know what I was thinking about with people who, like, wish bad upon you or who do things that are bad towards you? That is Karmically so bad for them. Yeah. Like, instead of me being like, why are you being mean to me? I just go, like, damn, the karma's gonna come around.

[B]

Didn't you want to know why I believe that?

[C]

I really do.

[B]

There have been times where I've done things, and I'm like, that felt bad. I probably shouldn't have done that. And then something will happen to me, and I'll be like, actually deserve it.

[C]

It's almost like a self hate. Like, if you try to hurt someone else, then you think, oh, it's gonna come back around to me. And it does.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Because you're putting that energy into the world, the negativity. So anyway, so anyhow, we're scared. Okay. So I can't stop thinking about a commercial I saw during the big game about the Pepsi Paradox. Did you see that?

[B]

Yeah, I did.

[C]

It's kind of crazy. It's about a phenomenon that when labels disappear, people prefer the taste of Pepsi Zero Sugar over Coke Zero Sugar. And it makes you think about, like, do people just like things because they're trendy or popular?

[B]

Well, you've accused me of it, but yes. Because I think my number one example that I always think about is everyone loves Matcha, and I rather. I can't.

[C]

It's cute in the Instagram story. It's green. It makes you look better than people.

[B]

Because it's like, sorry, let me grab my brush really quick. Like, for what?

[C]

That reminds me of how I want to de influence people from doing the It Girl Bob. Just because you see someone edited on Instagram looking hot in a Bob doesn't mean you need to ruin your life. I don't have the jawline right, and I never will.

[B]

And they did a blind taste test across the country, and Pepsi Zero Sugar won literally everywhere.

[C]

In every city.

[B]

Yeah, in every city.

[C]

Whoo. I love de influencing. And I love a game.

[B]

Okay, so we're gonna do the Pepsi Zero Sugar challenge.

[C]

Let's go. So you open it up like this. Okay, guys, so we can't see which one is which. I haven't been this excited in years. Oh, no.

[D]

With my nails.

[C]

I don't know if I could open this.

[B]

I can do it.

[C]

That's what friends are for. Let's try.

[B]

We're gonna try the best on the right.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Which one do you like better?

[C]

The one on the left.

[B]

The one on the right is, like, a little bit too much.

[C]

The one on the left has, like, a sweetness to it.

[B]

Yeah, but it's not, like, overwhelming. Yeah, I'M like, dying to know.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Pepsi.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Pepsi Zero sugar.

[C]

Me too.

[B]

Oh, my God. I'm actually, like, low key. Very shocked.

[C]

It has the perfect level of crispiness.

[B]

It truly does.

[C]

The results are in. Pepsi Zero sugar tastes better.

[B]

Okay, so go out and try Pepsi Zero Sugar today and do the Pepsi Challenge yourself and let your taste decide.

[C]

This segment was brought to you by Pepsi. So I know about doing stuff together. I didn't even talk about this. We did this project, and they were like, okay, one of you has to have their hair down. One of you has to have their hair up. You went first, and they were like, okay, you have your hair down. I come in all happy, innocent, so excited for a fun day at the job.

[B]

I forgot what. Okay, keep going.

[C]

What was your perspective on it? I would have loved to know, because I was fighting for my life.

[B]

Okay, look, let me just preface. We did this job, and Hannah looked stunning coming out of the trailer. Like, truly. They had her in, like, such a cute little outfit. I never see her hair in a ponytail. And I'm like, oh, my God. Like, I looked. I did a double take because I'm just not used to seeing your hair like that.

[C]

But I'm also like, I'm a confident person. You know that. Like, I think I have reverse body dysmorphia. I think everyone's obsessed with me, and. But the second I put my hair in a ponytail, I feel like an Amish boy. I don't.

[B]

It's the only time I've ever. You're ever insecure about how you look.

[C]

So insecure. I think everyone's looking at me.

[B]

You look when I should have been.

[C]

Insecure, and I'm like, the ponytail is.

[B]

The least of your problem.

[C]

A ponytail, it's so exposing. I feel like people can see every fucking part of my face. And then also, there's something to be said about the shape of your head where you put the ponytail. Like, I like it kind of high.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And look, I want to be easy to work with. I want people to say, hannah was a joy.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

An absolute pleasure. A pleasure. And that's all I can really bring. Right?

[B]

It's really all we can bring. Because if you think we're showing up and we know what we're supposed to do, you're wrong.

[C]

No one's saying she. Yeah, she knew she did. Well, it's more. The vibes were right. So I walk in, we're doing a ponytail. I said, okay. And then she puts it lower than.

[B]

I, like, mid head.

[C]

Mid head. Which I so front on.

[B]

It's. Yes, scalped.

[C]

And then also, I. I don't have a wide top of my head, so it's hard to get. Long story short, I was scared. Yeah, it's. It's like my dentist office. Like, I was like, this is bad. And then they're like, and we are going to put this on camera. So I walk out of the trailer.

[B]

And Hannah goes to me. I'm just like, I really. No, we're on set at this point. Like, we've walked to the set. Hannah's like, I'm just like. I'm kind of insecure. It's just like my hair's in a ponytail. And, like, it's just like my head is shaped weird.

[C]

And I was like, I think my head is shaped. But, like, put my finger on it. Because I was like, something's fucking off.

[B]

And I look at her and I go, babe, not your head. It's actually your ears. And I literally, right when I said it, I was like, I thought that was gonna help. And that actually is probably doing.

[C]

By the way, there's 17 people on set.

[B]

I was like, that's actually probably doing real ears.

[C]

But actually, in that moment, I said thank you. Because people are gaslighting me, being like, no, you look so good with your ponytail. No, when I wear a ponytail.

[B]

Well, honey, that's also a quick fix. Like, you could pin those back in one procedure.

[C]

This is my thing when I was little because I thought about it because I've been called elf ears before, and, you know, it made me used to.

[B]

Put your hair behind your ears a lot when growing up.

[C]

No, that would literally, I'd be bullied. They called me Legolas.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Because usually, like, I feel like I've seen some girls where, like, they put their hair behind their ears so much that they made ears jut out. I did a lot of research in middle school. I was like, something's different.

[C]

But, you know, this is actually so cute. And I said this to myself when I was a teenager. I remember saying, and this is not decentering, men. I'm so sorry. I didn't know what it was yet, but I said, the man who falls in love with me is gonna fall in love with me because of my unique ears. And I'm gonna keep my ears the way they are.

[B]

That's a really good message.

[C]

And DEZ told me I should pin them back. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

[B]

He didn't.

[C]

But no. Yeah. And my ears, whenever I wear a hat with my In a ponytail. I always put the hat over my ears. I have a lot of rules when it comes to the ears, but, I mean, I'm perfect in every way. It's just like, people don't talk about when other people do your glam. The closest way I could describe it to make this a more relatable conversation is. And everyone will understand this when you get your makeup and hair done. Yeah. For a wedding.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And you. You don't want to be difficult.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

But you look in the mirror and who. You don't know who that is.

[B]

Thought I was going to find my husband here. Not tonight. Certainly not at this wedding.

[C]

Suddenly, they're putting mousse in it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You've got waves you didn't even know you could have. But I feel like it's. Most people can relate to, like, having a hairstyle they feel more comfortable in. I do have to say you're kind of doing this off se get me.

[B]

Started on my hair.

[C]

Are we feeling bad about it again?

[B]

I just like the color. Like, it only looks good curly now because the color is so insane on the top.

[C]

Are you doing a center part or a side part? What's happening here?

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

And then you have fake glasses on, but you don't want to put them on.

[B]

Well, I could put them on, but I just felt like it was, like, aggressive for the pod.

[C]

It was aggressive for the pod.

[B]

Am I a guy recording the podcast? What am I, like, going to bring on an only fans model and act like, do you ever get those tiktoks?

[C]

Oh, I have to. I always press mute because I'll, like, throw my phone across the.

[B]

Sometimes I get on an algorithm and I'm like, where have I been that this has never come across my desk? And why are like, why there are eight women around a table talking to one guy who's, like, berating all of them.

[C]

Talking to one guy who's, like, never spoken to a woman before and is, like, telling them what he read online about women.

[B]

Wait, Speaking of an algorithm that I was never on that I recently got onto was the raw milk.

[C]

Oh, no.

[B]

I don't know why wasn't there drama? So I was even. I was late to, like, the whole ballerina farms.

[C]

Yeah, me too.

[B]

I was late to all the trad wife stuff. I think my TikTok was.

[C]

Your TikTok was like, you're not.

[B]

It might not land with her. Let's actually give it a second. It might not land with her. And so, like, I missed the bulk of it. But I just got on and realized that people have been drinking raw milk. And in my head, I'm like, I don't know what raw milk even means. Like, in my head, right out of the cow.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I was like, oh, you live on a farm. You. Like, I thought, like, oh, you drink it warm.

[C]

I actually dated a guy who lived on a dairy farm, and there was all these. There's a lot of rules with milk because you have to make sure you don't die. There's a lot of rules for a reason.

[B]

So apparently, in some part of the country with the trad wives, it's really. It's like. So, like, what is that show that.

[C]

Was on Hulu Amish.

[B]

No, what was that show that was, like, really scary that, like, could come true when it was Handmaid's Tale. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's getting the Handmaid's Tale a little bit.

[C]

It's like, kind of autobiography.

[B]

Yeah. What's that show that's happening right now that we're living through? So basically, these girls are, like, drinking raw milk, telling people to drink raw milk. And this doctor, like, made this TikTok, and she was like, hey, it's not safe, because you don't realize how much bacteria is coming from the cow. And if you don't pasteurize it and do these. So certain things, like, you could get really sick and, like, you could die.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Basically.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, it's illegal in Canada to even sell raw milk. They're like, yeah, you freaks.

[C]

It's 20.

[B]

It's.

[C]

I would honestly trust Canada because they have free health care, so they're not monetizing people getting sick. Whatever Canada's doing, let's keep an eye on.

[B]

Well, they're also just nice, you know.

[C]

Like, I trust them.

[B]

Yeah, I trust them. And so this girl. This one girl was saying. So then I'm, like, on it, and now I'm getting, like, all these videos. And this other girl was saying, like, unless you live. She lived on a farm. Yeah, unless you live on a farm and you work with farm animals, you would have that certain bacteria and raw milk because, like, there's E. Coli in the dust and, like, so farmers are, like, a little bit more immune. It's like, okay, maybe if they drink raw milk once in a while, but, like, the average person who lives in, like, a city should not be drinking raw milk. And I'm like, wait, how is this such a big thing? And I had no idea about it.

[C]

Food trends just make me laugh so much because, you know, when we grew up and it was like no fat, low fat, no fat, and everything's like 100% fat.

[B]

I was just talking about this with one of my girlfriends. Do you remember the Special K diet?

[C]

Oh my God, yeah, I do. Which geniuses. They were like, only eat my cereal.

[B]

My best friend from high school one time was so fucking crazy about the Special K diet and like, she's like.

[C]

If I don't have special kids.

[E]

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[C]

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[C]

I did something. Speaking of milk, I got a protein shake this morning because I felt like I was the pillar of health in the community.

[B]

Another thing I don't trust, but keep going.

[C]

But no, they're putting protein in everything. In your mayonnaise.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So if you see me at the airport after a weekend of tour, it's not a pretty sight when I'm getting home after all the shows.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

This is like the most embarrassing I've done in public in a while. I get my protein shake from where?

[B]

Like the news.

[C]

Yeah. And.

[B]

And I like a bottled.

[C]

Yes, a bottled one. Also, I got a magazine. I got Architectural Digest.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

I was like so ready to just end the weekend and get home. And I open. There's like a clasp outside the protein shake. And I open it and I'm like, not really thinking and I'm assuming that there's like a little metal, you know, spigot thing, like covering it that you have to open, you know?

[B]

Okay.

[C]

So I start shaking it. Okay. There's no met it just going all over. So I just opened my protein shake if you were watching, and I just threw it all over me, all over my luggage.

[B]

Like, bad money was amazing. Pop bottles.

[C]

Literally pop bottles on my ar on me. And then you're like, you don't have napkins near you? And then like, do I have to carry all this protein soak stuff? So I just waited for it to dry and then I got home and. And DEZ was like, how are you? I'm like, I think I need to take a shower.

[B]

You just smell like milk, like vanilla. I would never even think to get a protein shake in. Like, I get crazy.

[C]

I told you, I'm not crazy in the bedroom, but I'm crazy at a 7 11.

[B]

Yeah. You're like. You're like, what's up with this Frappuccino, you guys?

[C]

I get pizza at 7:11.

[B]

Okay? Look, I get to keep. There's at least. At least once every, like, two months, I have to order at midnight from 7:11. And I have to get four taquitos.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

And then I get, like, a Chip.

[C]

Situation Slurpee that'll make me glow in the dark.

[B]

Yeah. And then I have to get, like, some type of crazy drink.

[C]

I also think, like, if I'm gonna get a stomachache anyway, like, go for it. Also, this is a very random thought. Do you remember, like, when we were watching TV growing up, there used to be more twins? There were the Sprouse twins. There was Tia and Tamara. There were the Olsen twins. Twins were hot. Twins were rampant. Twins were everywhere. Where did the twins go?

[B]

Wait, why are there no twins on the television? Lindsay Lohan.

[A]

Fake twin.

[C]

Fake twin. Wait, or are they twins and they're not telling us? And that's how Olivia Deen is actually doing all her performances.

[B]

Bring back famous twins.

[C]

Bring back famous twins.

[B]

Speaking of AI.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

There's a documentary on Netflix that I watched the other morning. It's called. I don't know what it's called, but it might be the girl's name. It's called Lucy Letby. Did you watch it?

[C]

Oh, my God. It's really disturbing.

[B]

It's really disturbing.

[C]

Yeah. Like, be mentally prepared.

[B]

You want to know? One of the most disturbing parts of it, in my perspective was the AI Actors.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Well, it said, like, rendering.

[B]

It was like, oh, we don't. These people don't want to show what they really look like or sound like. Totally fine. Put in and put in an actress.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, the AI. I was like, no, this looks like I'm watching, like, a Sims show.

[C]

Distracting.

[B]

It was extremely distracting and, like, uncomfortable.

[C]

I'd rather a scary guy being like.

[B]

Or I'd rather it be, like, a girl reading, like, an account from someone else. Like, okay, this is what they said. And, like. Or if it was, like, someone that looked like that person or was an actress and, like, legitimately pretended to be that person. Like, this is what happened to my baby. Or, like, doing it in AI. I really didn't like it.

[C]

The whole thing is very disturbing. It's basically about accusing a killer nurse. Yeah.

[B]

Do you think she did it?

[C]

Did you get British when you said that?

[B]

Yeah, I did, actually.

[C]

I like this thing with documentaries. Yeah. They show you what you want to see. So, like, Immediately they can make you think she was guilty, and then immediately they can make me think that she's not. The jarring evidence was that she was there for every single murder or death. And then when they took her off, it stopped. But then people were saying that there was always. I don't know, like, I don't have enough information. They really screwed me up. And at the end, I was like. I looked online for, like, a second, and I got more confused.

[B]

One of the things that made me a little weary is, like, when you. When someone crazy does something crazy, you're like, well, yeah, they're crazy. Like, that's a crazy person. Like, you couldn't tell me anything about anyone that I deem crazy that would, like, shock me. I'm like, yeah, he's always been like that. He's a psycho. But what with her, the thing that I found so fascinating was her friend, her, like, nurse friend that went all through school with her was like, no, no, this is not her. Like, there's no signs. There was nothing in her childhood that was like she heard animals or, like, she was, like, weird and did this. Like, it wasn't like she did anything. In, like, essence escalated.

[C]

Well, you know, it's crazy. Early on, I did say, this woman didn't do it. Yeah. Do you know why? Why? Because the police come over. They said, lucy, you're arrested. And she says, can I say bye to my cat?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And I said, she's not a serial killer. She's not. And she picks up the cat. And then I got emotional. Yeah. Picks up the cat. She kisses the cat. Serial killers are known to hurt animals. And I. Are you crying?

[B]

No. But, like, then it makes me. Because then I'm like, okay. But then think of the parents whose babies died.

[C]

I know.

[B]

There were so coincidences.

[C]

I know. I know. And then they saw a journal, which apparently she was in therapy, and the therapist was telling her to just write all her intrusive thoughts.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And they tried to use that against evidence.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Where she was like. She said stuff like, I'm.

[B]

I did.

[C]

I did it.

[B]

They wrote it all out. But then she was like, I feel responsible.

[C]

I felt like everyone was blaming me, and I felt like I was evil and I was a bad person, that people thought it was me kind of thing.

[B]

Two things I felt like they should have looked into more. Sometimes you get into work environments, and it can get diabolical, and people will literally do things that you would never believe that a human is capable of. The fact that she had so many Problems with the other nurses being mean to her. Something sit right there.

[C]

When do nurses have the time to be mean while they're, like, saving lives?

[B]

Yeah, So I thought that was, like, interesting. Not that I think that someone would, like, people would try and like, conspire against her to be like a murder. But, like, people do crazy things.

[C]

Crazy.

[B]

Anyway, so that was like on the light end.

[C]

Oh, I watched a documentary about it of chess player.

[B]

You know, I think I saw and I scrolled.

[C]

See that? I was jacked up by that. A man in Hungary. Everyone sit down for this beautiful story. A man in Hungary. And it was like, communist hungry and they were so poor. And he was like, I have to get out of this life. And he read all these books on geniuses and he realized I can create a genius. So he has three daughters, basically, like, as an experiment, and decides if I train them for like six hours a day in something specific, they will become a genius at it. I mean, yeah, he decides. He decides chess because it's the cheapest thing. And what I loved about it is that at the time there were no chess players who were women. And it was like a real boys.

[B]

Club, like the real queen's gambit. Like, I don't.

[C]

It seems similar, but I don't think it was the same. But it was the concept of, like, it really reminded me of stand up comedy where everyone's. All the men. It was like the 70s and the men were like, yeah, women aren't as smart.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

They said women get too reactive. They don't know how to play aggressive enough. They freak out when they get attacked. Like, all these stereotypes. And it made me realize, like, also it's a boys club. Like, what woman sees that and goes, yeah, I'd love to join in and play with them. Yeah. And that's how a lot of women feel a stand up. Like, yeah, I'd love to go to that bar and take the mic with all these men just fudgeing, hating on me. Yeah. So one of they all get really good. They end up winning gold for women. And then one of them excels and beats all the boys. And it was iconic. And she got became top 10 in like, the world of all chess.

[A]

Wait, speaking of.

[B]

Winning gold, are you watching the Olympics?

[C]

I watched a little bit of the ice skating, but it gives me a lot of anxiety.

[B]

Okay, well, did you. There's a documentary on Netflix that I watched. It was like three episodes about the figure skating couples.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

And now they are, like, competing, which actually, I think I missed It. I think the one couple.

[C]

I don't know what anything is.

[B]

But besides the point, did you see the Lindsey Vaughn stuff?

[C]

I didn't see the fall because I actually would. Couldn't. Wouldn't be able to handle it emotionally because I'm such an empath.

[B]

I was like, I need to see it immediately.

[C]

Lindsey Vaughn's a hero. Lindsay Vaughn's incredible. Well, this is the thing. The way she was airlifted was the same way I was airlifted when I hurt my pinky. So let's just all remember that you can die skiing. Like, all these winter sports. You can die. That's why I don't like watching it. Every time someone goes down, I'm like. And they're gonna crack their head open.

[B]

I think I was also unfamiliar with.

[C]

How fast 100 miles per hour.

[B]

I was like, wait, does that say 93?

[C]

Like, it's also like, she's, like, the. Basically the most famous person in the Winter Olympics.

[B]

So, like, I couldn't. Well, that's the other thing. I'm. People were like, well, this is her last Olympics. And, like, maybe she feels like she's, like, falling off a little bit. And I'm like, gun to my head. If someone said, name another person that skis in the Olympics, I would die because I have no friends idea other than her.

[C]

And also, Lindsay, this is her life, being a champion, and she wanted to just go down the mountain however she could. However she could. And I have to tell you guys, no.

[B]

I give her a lot of credit for even having the courage to do that, because, I mean, surely I would.

[C]

Have just rolled down in my butt.

[B]

Surely she broke the other leg, right?

[C]

Yeah. I mean, yeah. But I'm proud of her for, like, that's what she wanted to do. She wanted to go out trying, and we can all learn from that. Yeah. There are two types of people in this world. People who like roller coasters and people who don't.

[B]

I don't.

[C]

I don't. No.

[B]

I'll do a water ride.

[C]

I'll do, like, that spin cup thing.

[B]

See, I would never do the spin cup.

[C]

Like, you can convince me.

[B]

I can't. I'd rather do a roller coaster than anything that that spins.

[E]

Do you remember?

[B]

Do you remember they used to have that ride where you, like, you would spin and you would. And it would spin so fast that you would stick to the wall.

[C]

That was crazy.

[B]

I can remember being, like, five, being like, this is not regulated. Like, I was literally a Karen at 5 years old. Being like, I don't Think this looks right?

[C]

Flying in the air.

[B]

They had to shut it down. I think a kid fucking literally did die.

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[C]

Wait, so if we were to do, like, a show like traders, you know how they do crate. Would you rather like a crazy rowing and running up a mountain or where they put roaches on your hand and stuff?

[B]

Oh, for sake.

[C]

Like, they pour roaches on you?

[B]

You know, I would think that I. I want to say that I could do the roaches, but when we went to that, like, where did we go? That alligator place.

[A]

Place.

[B]

I was like, yeah, I don't like even being near them. Here's the only thing I couldn't do. And this is the only thing where I'd have to go in being like, not my forte. Don't pick me for this challenge. I can't eat anything gross. Like, I'm throwing up. Like, I. I could My gag. I could throw up just thinking about it.

[C]

But you know, what I forget is there is the element of there's a camera on you. And I. I used to watch shows being like, how's this person crying? Or how are they getting? So when there's a camera on you and a producer in your ear, do. You would never do. Like, I could see myself there, and there's a cockroach, and they're like, hannah, if you eat this cockroach, you're gonna inspire women. And then everyone's gonna think you're incredibly strong. And I'm gonna be like, let's do it. And next thing you know, you're projectile puking on tv.

[B]

Do you remember that one time on Summer House that they made us do trapeze? And I was like, really? It didn't even make really. I was like, I can't do this. I'm gonna cry, and if I break my neck, my mom's gonna kill me. And then it never occurred.

[C]

Well, my hands, my palms get too sweaty, as you guys know. So I was, like, getting it, but I couldn't catch it because my palms are too sweaty. But that was really.

[B]

That was crazy.

[C]

Well, we're just. We're just experimental rats.

[B]

We were just kids. We were kids. We didn't know I was wearing a one piece. Who was I to say?

[C]

Now we're literal children?

[A]

No.

[B]

Back to the segment of my weekly tuning forks. Oh, I have gotten inundated with DMS from the Gigglers.

[C]

Well, you, like, begged for it.

[B]

No, I begged for it.

[C]

You were like, give me a sunshine, please.

[B]

And the girls were like, I have a tuning fork. I didn't say anything. Like, I do sound baths all the time. And then I have this masseuse. I don't even want to call her a masseuse because she's so much more than that.

[C]

Yeah, no, she's an artist.

[B]

She does, like. I don't know if there's a specific name for it, but, like, she does massages in the way of, like, do you have trauma? Because I can feel it and let me get it out. Like, in that sense, she's transformative. I really. I like, can't say enough things about it.

[C]

She's your body shaman.

[B]

No, she's literally my body shaman. And I've only met her. I've only been in contact with her, but, like, the past six months.

[C]

Where was most of your trauma?

[B]

My lower back and my shoulders. Anyhow, she. I like, converted her to being a giggler, and she texted me and she was like, two things I want to say to you. One, I can help you with, like, your Botox, and I can do, like, different massages on your face. And two, I'm obsessed with tuning forks. They're actually so good. Like, if you stay consistent.

[C]

Did she say anything about my trauma that she noticed?

[B]

You're gonna have to do a session. She goes, and she's gonna work for free. We're gonna have to block off a six hour a day. No, you really should go to her.

[C]

I am due for a psychic.

[B]

She's Not a psychic. Well, but you are due for a psychic.

[C]

I am. Do you know I actually had one set and she rescheduled on me. I wonder if she was like, I don't like the energy.

[B]

She's actually not going to tell her that. So maybe we just like skip you.

[C]

Like every six months, right?

[B]

If I'm having a rough go of it. But no, I usually do like once a year is like, I do like a big one, the top of the year when every year around my birthday is when I start like being reflective.

[C]

And stuff and getting in your head too much.

[B]

I did some say overthinking and I'd actually like to say maybe I'm just thinking the normal amount and everyone else isn't thinking enough. Like I feel like sometimes like tick tock and social media is like you have ADHD and you have depression and you have. And totally you could. But sometimes when it comes to overthinking, I'm like, maybe, maybe you should just think more, you know, like the rest of us are out here thinking and you think you're overthinking but you're not.

[C]

But this is my thing. Happiness involves being in the moment, which involves not thinking. And ask your tuning force what they think.

[B]

I'll get back to you on that one. I'll actually get back to you.

[C]

I did get a really funny deal.

[B]

Plenty of things I've been in the moment for and I wanted to off myself.

[C]

Okay. I did get a funny DM about. Have you heard about hot people phobia? Like when someone's too good looking, you, you're like act you can't look at them. Like you're like terrified. Yeah. And like I've felt that before.

[B]

I felt that before.

[C]

People with blue eyes. I don't like that. I mean I love it. But like I'll get terrified. A man whose jaw is too strong, I get, I get bit uncomfortable.

[B]

I'm trying to think like if there's a situation where I've been like, I'm.

[C]

Not trying to be like hot people have it so hard but like it is hard to look at them.

[B]

I think my thing is there's been like hot men where I'm like, you know, you're good looking and like that makes me feel awkward around you.

[C]

Yeah. Because honestly that's for girls to be.

[B]

And it's more like that vibe where I'm like, I can't look at you because like, like you want people to look at you. Where if it's like a girl and she's really hot. I'm more like, oh, my God. You're, like, really pretty.

[C]

I got pissed off because someone posted a tweet like, don't you love like a silly man with a big nose? And I'm like, why can't we say, don't you love a silly girl with a big nose?

[B]

Yeah, well, no, because women.

[C]

No, no. Not allowed.

[B]

No, no, no, no. Honestly, one of my biggest, like, realizations of that in my 30s was like, I feel like I've made my whole personality that, like, I. I didn't get Botox. And like, I'm waiting to get Botox.

[C]

My whole personality is I'm waiting and.

[B]

Then all of a sudden I got it. And people were like, she actually is like, wow. Like, she's done so much plastic surgery I did.

[C]

There is a post that I keep getting for some reason showing like a before and after view with Botox. When the after is not with you with Botox, it's before you with Botox.

[B]

It's before the picture is before me with Botox.

[C]

Yes. And they're like, look at what Botox is does.

[B]

They're 10 years apart. The pictures are literally a solid eight to nine years apart.

[C]

But could you imagine a bunch of guys sitting around being like, I just want to meet a silly girl with like a unique nose. Like, that would really.

[B]

Well, no, because it's.

[C]

That's, that's what I need.

[B]

Where women like, if you're an unattractive guy, we actually probably like you more, you know?

[C]

Yeah. Except when you give an unattractive guy a new sense of confidence and then that could. Oh, that could cause violence.

[B]

Honestly, the majority of my early 20s.

[C]

I do think, though, for the girls out there who like good looking men, don't be afraid to talk to them because I heard that we both crossed.

[B]

Our arms and I don't like that energy.

[C]

I think it's because we're talking about good looking men.

[B]

We're like, and don't look at me.

[C]

Don't look at me. A lot of good looking men are insecure.

[B]

What did you think of Bad Bunny's outfit?

[C]

Incredible.

[D]

I would wear it.

[B]

I loved it.

[C]

I'd wear it tomorrow.

[B]

I loved the, like, aesthetic of like, everyone in like, ivory and like, khaki. I like that he was an all white, like, I love an all white moment.

[C]

I do have to say the aura of that man is crazy because for you to perform with like a hundred people around you and you still cannot take your eyes off him. Like, he could have easily gotten Lost in blah.

[B]

Wait, we didn't even talk about Charlie Puth did the beginning Max.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And I'm not like a. You know me. I'm not turned on by a musician. If anything, I'm like. Like, I don't like it. Bad Bunny is different.

[C]

It reminds me of the swag gap chat with couples. Have you heard of this?

[A]

Pardon?

[C]

How, like, couples should not have a swag gap. Like, whatever his swag is, your swag should match.

[B]

Like, no, not one person shouldn't be way cooler than the other.

[C]

What I'm obsessed with doing in my shows because, like, a lot more men have been coming. Like boyfriends and stuff.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And I love it because I'm like, they're forced to listen to a woman without interrupting for the longest they've ever done it for. They have to listen for a full hour. And it's, like, iconic.

[B]

That's why you have to find a quiet, quiet man. No, truly, that was my only requirement. I was like, does he shut the up? Perfect.

[C]

I had a quiet man spree. I loved a shy man for a while.

[B]

Yeah, I'm in it right now. I love it. I'm not, like, I haven't heard from him in three days. Is he still in the room? I love it. It's the best.

[C]

Well, let's. Okay, let's shout out to quiet men. It's security when a man's quiet.

[B]

And I feel most comfortable, like, being quiet. Wait, let's end on this. I really liked that actor in 10 Things I Hate about you, but not Heath Ledger, like, the other guy that was in it.

[C]

Yeah, whatever.

[B]

A bunch of gigglers were DMing me and they're like, oh, my God, I used to love him too. Look at this video that, like. And there's, like, rumors that he's, like, in a cult, but he's, like, denied it. But I'm like, no, but that's what.

[C]

Happens when you're a cult. If you have to deny. If you have to deny that you're in a cult, you're in a cult. Shawn Mendes. How did we get here? Thank you so much for giggling with us. We love you so much. And we'll talk to you later this week.

[A]

See ya. Bye.

[C]

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