Giggling about testosterone, mullets, and spray tans

Summary

Giggly Squad – Episode Summary

Podcast: Giggly Squad
Hosts: Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo
Episode: Giggling about testosterone, mullets, and spray tans
Date: February 27, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this lively and unfiltered episode, Hannah and Paige bring signature self-deprecating humor to wide-ranging topics: personal beauty mishaps, the culture of masculinity, navigating old and new trends (from mullets to marching band jackets), cat drama, and female empowerment in business and relationships. The duo also dives into relevant pop culture, sports hot topics, and reflect on their evolving roles as women in a still male-dominated world—all while sharing plenty of overshares about UTIs, spray tanning, and navigating LA vs. New York life.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Personal Updates, UTIs & The Power of Giggler Engagement

• Paige jokingly laments that her UTI saga went viral, with Us Weekly articles and thousands of fan comments. She debates if this merits a follow-up, both horrified and amused by her unexpected internet fame.

  “Can't wait for the follow up about my UTIs.” – Paige (02:16)
  “People are hanging on the edge of their seats right now about your UTIs and if you're going to live or die.” – Hannah (02:42)

• The pair reflect on how their off-air conversation is virtually indistinguishable from their pod banter—a testament to their real friendship.

  “You couldn't tell if we were podcasting or not because like, we're the same.” – Hannah (01:47)

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2. Spray Tans, Beauty Rituals & Personal Insecurities

(03:53–08:17)

• Both hosts compare their recent spray tans with typical comedic flair: Paige waxes poetic about her “spray tan artist,” describing the process as a ballet; Hannah recounts being slightly cut during dermaplaning and a nail salon tech’s odd “you have a lot of skin” comment.

  “She wasn't a spray tan person. She was an artist.” – Paige (04:26) “She looks at me and she goes, you have a lot of skin.” – Hannah (06:38)

• Hannah shares the anxiety and excitement of prepping for her Netflix special, with both hosts candidly discussing nerves and the joys of beta blockers for live events.

  “We're both taking beta blockers this weekend.” – Paige (08:17)
  “You can't help but the adrenaline to start pumping.” – Hannah (08:19)

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3. Being in the Moment & Phone Detox

(08:24–09:11)

• Paige teases a secret, bucket-list LA experience, marveling at being fully present because phones were taped away.

  “I looked at everyone...and I was like, guys, have we ever been more in the moment than we are right now?” – Paige (08:52)

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4. Men, Toxic Masculinity, & Gendered Sports Narratives

(09:33–17:55)

• Both hosts skewer recent incidents of men gatekeeping sports and diminishing women's achievements, lambasting male toxicity and the “boys' club” mentality—using the recent hockey controversy and ensuing TikTok backlash as a launching point.

  “It's literally just the patriarchy, but it's a bunch of men being like, girls have cooties. Let's not invite the girls.” – Hannah (10:09) “No men should be making videos. Videos are for girls.” – Paige (09:52) “I'm so sick of these men being like, I didn't know. And then I had a daughter. You shouldn't have to have a daughter.” – Hannah (12:50)

• They contextualize with personal stories—from microaggressions to outright harassment in newsrooms and workplace settings—highlighting how “not all men” rhetoric ignores a universal female experience.

  “I don't have one single female friend who has not been in a situation where a man either inappropriately touched her, did something to her.” – Paige (13:15)

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5. Mullets, Gen Z Men, & Dating

(16:43–17:55)

• The mullet trend comes in for a roasting—“You look like rats,” says Paige (16:48)—with both agreeing it's less about fashion and more about male peacocking. They bemoan Gen Z men not living up to expectations and dropping out of college “at an egregious rate.”

  “The mullet guys are just trying to distract from something. Either a bad personality, bad things they're doing...” – Hannah (16:50)

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6. Spotting “Gay Looks” in the Wild & Relationship Antics

(18:00–21:04)

• Hannah describes clocking two attractive men at her St. Louis show, discovering they’re a couple via “the gay look,” and the differences in how queerness and attraction play out versus hetero interactions.

  “I realized straight girls are not aware of the gay look. That is rampant. Rampant.” – Hannah (19:59)

• On relationships, the hosts mock the lengths women sometimes go to justify staying with questionable men.

  “I'm like, okay, so he murdered my dog. But, like, he was old.” – Paige (21:20)

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7. Cat Antics & Pet Ownership

(25:07–27:15)

• Paige recounts her cat Kitty’s Sicilian-style revenge when she travels; both riff on cats vs. dogs, pledging that Giggly Squad is singlehandedly responsible for a spike in feline adoptions and “beta blocker” purchases.

  “Cats take on their owner's personality. She has Sicilian revenge.” – Hannah (25:38)

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8. Pop Culture: Benny Blanco, Farting, Kim K Energy Drinks, and Sleep Hacks

(27:22–32:05)

• Benny Blanco’s dirty feet and farting go viral—Hannah’s verdict: “If you’re going to fart, fart like a grown up.” (28:13)
• Kim Kardashian’s new energy drink elicits jokes about launching their own “just enough” or “sleepy” beverage.
• Anecdotes flow on bodily functions, couples and fart etiquette, and managing pre-performance nerves.

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9. TV Deep Dives: White Lotus, Traitors, and RuPaul’s Drag Race

(33:15–46:14)

• Giggly Squad react to the new White Lotus casting: “How did he find the perfect person who’s just season?” – Hannah (33:49)
• Reflections on contestants’ glam routines and the scrutiny female reality stars face.
• Hannah admits jumping around Drag Race seasons and pitches Hannah & Paige “do drag,” plotting full drag queen makeovers.

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10. Testosterone, Freezing Eggs, and Feminine vs. Masculine Energy

(46:32–52:06)

• Paige reveals she has high testosterone, previously suspected of PCOS, and discusses how egg freezing evened her out.

  “So I definitely have. You punched a wall.” – Hannah (47:07)
  “They immediately took those eggs out of me. And I was like, you, your mom, and I'll Your dad.” – Paige (48:17)

• Rich discussion follows on how “masculine energy” in women is often a reaction to the men around them, not an inherent flaw—directly challenging the idea it repels men.

  “If you feel like you're in your masculine energy, it's because you're in fight or flight.” – Paige (50:15)
  “I'll be on some call...I know more horrible businessmen than I do business women.”— Hannah (50:30)

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11. Women in Business & Motherhood

(52:06–53:43)

• Both advocate trusting female professionals and lawyers, sharing admiration for women who “mother and nurture” their businesses.

  “She is going to mother and nurture and care and be detail oriented where the man. I'm like, I feel like he's... cheating me.” – Hannah (51:12)

• Paige notes that after years of caring for “babies” (read: needy boyfriends), actual motherhood on work trips seems doable.

  “I've dated so many babies that I'm like, I could fuck. I could do this.” – Paige (52:51)

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12. Patriarchy and The “Family Structure” Trap

(53:08–54:05)

• They challenge nostalgia for “traditional” family roles, arguing it's a patriarchal tool to limit women's ambition.

  “It's a way to suppress women...the economy's better when women are working.” – Hannah (53:43) “Taylor Swift literally saved...multiple US cities just for showing up.” – Paige (53:43)

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13. Steps Controversy: 10k vs. 7k, and Walking App Competition

(54:09–57:06)

• After Hannah reports that 10,000 steps might be unnecessary—7,000 may suffice—a spirited breakdown of their walking routines, family step app competition, and how achievable step counts really are.

  “I feel like a lot of girls are lying when they say they're doing 10k. Like, that takes.” – Hannah (54:49) “If you have to get walked three times or you get a little spicy.” – Hannah (55:22)

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14. Affirmations, Manifesting, and Handling Hate

(57:37–59:22)

• Paige shares her unique affirmation: “‘You watch this’...I think about all the people that want me to fail, and in my head I say, you watch this.” (58:18)
• Both address pressure, nerves, and the importance of being happy for oneself, not just driven by external validation.

  “If you’re happy before, you'll be happy after.” – Hannah (59:10)

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15. Miscellaneous Fun: Legacies, Marching Band Jackets, and Closing Remarks

(59:55–End)

• Hannah reveals Ivy League legacy status; debate ensues on if it means anything if you don’t actually attend.
• Hot take: Marching band jackets will trend in 2026—both are in favor.
• Episode wraps with gratitude for their listeners and a reminder to “send us good vibes.”

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• “You couldn't tell if we were podcasting or not because like, we're the same.” – Hannah (01:47)
• “It's literally just the patriarchy, but it's a bunch of men being like, girls have cooties. Let's not invite the girls.” – Hannah (10:09)
• “No men should be making videos. Videos are for girls.” – Paige (09:52)
• “If you feel like you're in your masculine energy, it's because you're in fight or flight.” – Paige (50:15)
• “So I definitely have. You punched a wall.” – Hannah (47:07)
• “If you have to be in charge, that is not your man.” – Paige (51:56)
• “Taylor Swift literally saved...multiple US cities just for showing up.” – Paige (53:43)
• “I've dated so many babies that I'm like, I could...I could do this.” – Paige (52:51)
• “‘You watch this’...I think about all the people that want me to fail, and in my head I say, you watch this.” – Paige (58:18)

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Section Timestamps Overview

• [01:11] – Show opens with riffing on viral UTI story, friendship dynamic
• [03:53] – Spray tan, glam, and beauty woes
• [09:33] – Hot takes on men, TikTok sports drama, patriarchy
• [18:00] – Dating, gaydar, and relationship self-awareness
• [25:07] – Cat drama & Giggly-prompted pet adoption
• [27:22] – Pop culture: Benny Blanco, bodily function humor
• [33:15] – White Lotus & Traitors casting, Drag Race plans
• [46:32] – Testosterone, egg freezing, and gendered expectations
• [52:06] – Championing businesswomen, female lawyers
• [54:09] – 10k vs. 7k steps, competitiveness
• [57:37] – Affirmations and manifesting for events
• [59:55] – Legacies, marching band jacket trend prediction
• [61:10] – Episode closeout & gratitude

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Tone & Vibe

The episode is unfiltered, self-aware, and playfully crass—true to Giggly Squad’s “can’t be managed” brand. Both hosts toggle quickly between hilariously mundane personal stories and biting societal commentary, creating a sense of sisterhood and camaraderie with their listeners.

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For anyone who hasn’t listened, this episode offers:

• Relatably chaotic life moments, female friendship at its peak
• Candid takes on beauty, health, dating, and patriarchy
• Pop culture riffs and reality TV insights
• Laughter, real-talk, and encouragement to be unapologetically yourself

Giggly Squad, as always, makes the serious giggle-worthy—and vice versa.

Transcript

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[Paige]

Sup Gigglers? Gary, fix the WI fi.

[Hannah]

Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

[Paige]

I mean the day just got away from me.

[Hannah]

Can I just say what happened to

[Paige]

hello, how are you?

[Hannah]

How are you my Galileo Gigglers?

[Paige]

Thank you. Now proceed.

[Hannah]

I just want to give a shout out to Last Pod we started off with a news alert.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

What was crazy is we had finished recording, we put our podcast equipment down and the video was just playing and

[Paige]

we were just chatting.

[Hannah]

We were just chatting and I told Grace, like can you just cut that into a clip and. And you know, it's crazy. You couldn't tell if we were podcasting or not because like, we're the same. Like I had something to be said about like our friendship.

[Paige]

Can I tell you what I'm actually most pissed about in that like, situation? The engagement Us Weekly got from the Gigglers. I can't wait for the follow up about my UTIs.

[Hannah]

They're going to be in a staff meeting and be like, number one article this week, Paige Sorbo's UTI.

[Paige]

My comment got 17,000 likes. Even when I say something funny, I can't get that many likes. And you want to know what's pissing me off the most about it was I was waiting until this episode to bring up that I went past my 4 month mark and have not gotten a UTI, but I don't want them writing a follow up.

[Hannah]

I think it deserves a follow up because people are hanging on the edge of their seats right now about your UTIs and if you're going to live or die. Also, Us Weekly, um, we have to next time tell the Gigglers not to comment on their stuff because it. It's like, no. It only reward bad behavior.

[Paige]

No, you can't.

[Hannah]

I'm like, guys, can anyone like Sleuthers see if Paige. Actually, this is the problem. I can't tell if you're right or not because you've lied since and told me you have a UTI about certain times you literally this week lied to someone about a migraine.

[Paige]

I felt like coming on. I. How did you know about that?

[Hannah]

I know everything. I have eyes everywhere. I have eyes everywhere.

[Paige]

That actually wasn't a lie. I got off my flight and I was like, my head hurts.

[Hannah]

There was a chance of migraine.

[Paige]

I told you that. That little rat.

[Hannah]

When anything happens to you.

[Paige]

I know.

[Hannah]

I know anything happens to you, they assume I either know, am in on it, or should know. So anyway, you're not alone in this life. Oh, my God.

[Paige]

Can a girl just get a migraine once in a while?

[Hannah]

You know, also, I have to set the stage for the Giggler. Set the scene. It's 10pm I'm in my Daphne, no pants, ready to go to bed. Did get a spray tan. So I'm feeling myself, but Paige is in full glam. Had a full day in Hollywood doing Hollywood things.

[Paige]

I'm in my full Daphne. I got a spray tan yesterday.

[Hannah]

Yours is a little darker than mine.

[Paige]

Okay. So I went a little dark because I was like, it has to last till Sunday. I'm obsessed with this woman. She was. She was an artist. She wasn't a spray tan person. She was an artist.

[Hannah]

And as a spray tan artist, it takes one to no one.

[Paige]

It takes them to no one.

[Hannah]

Game recognizes game.

[Paige]

She said to me at the end, like, look, a lot of girls don't like to, like, sit in it anymore because they're used to, like, the quick. The quick ones. And I'm like, I love marinating. And she's like, eight to 10 hours. And I said, honey, I love laying in bed for eight to 10 hours. I got you.

[Hannah]

So what made her. What differentiated her?

[Paige]

Mixing up her own stuff. Okay. A potion, Throwing a bottle in there. Mixing up her own stuff. And then her technique was. It was a ballet.

[Hannah]

It was.

[Paige]

Truly, it was.

[Hannah]

You also love a soft Touch. You love a soft.

[Paige]

I love a soft touch. She was also. I feel no pain when it comes to beauty. Like, she's like, it's really cold. And I'm like, literally, do whatever you need to do.

[Hannah]

Well, I had my America's Next Up Model week, where I got it. Okay.

[Paige]

You know what's crazy is, like, this is a normal week for me.

[Hannah]

This is. Yeah. This is your, like, days off. Yeah.

[Paige]

This is my hobby, Paige.

[Hannah]

This is so me. So I'm walking, trying to get. Trying to find this facial place. And as you know, I just googled and I liked the photo of someplace. And these gigglers stopped me. They said, hannah, what are you doing? Cuz I was just lost on a corner. Normally people see me, I'm doing something weird. I was literally like, turning around, lost. And they're like, what are you looking for? And I'm like, I'm trying to find this place. And they were like, oh, are you going to this facialist? And I'm like, never heard of them before. And they're like, where? They're the best. You should have. And I'm like, well, you should have told me before I booked this.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

So I get to the place, it's locked also. It was like in the back of a back alley. No one's there. She ends up texting me and, like, arrives to open the place. And I'm like, okay, this is. Okay.

[Paige]

Gets the worm.

[Hannah]

Okay, this was. This was 5pm but okay, I got dermaplaned. She did cut me a little.

[Paige]

Okay.

[Hannah]

By the nose. But I presume that's a risk that you take whenever you get dermaplaned.

[Paige]

Maybe.

[Hannah]

Then I go to get my nails done. When I tell you it was like an SNL sketch, she looks at me and she goes, you have a lot of skin. I thought I've hit every insecurity a person could have. She's. I'm like, what does that mean? I have a lot of skin.

[Paige]

Wait, what does that mean?

[Hannah]

I feel like she was taking out the cuticles. And I guess it was like, taking forever.

[Paige]

Okay.

[Hannah]

I don't know. I didn't have a follow up. I said, sorry, as you do.

[Paige]

What do you say?

[Hannah]

I said, I am so sorry, miss.

[Paige]

You're like, I got it from my dad. I don't know.

[Hannah]

And then, you know, I hate, like, getting stuff done. So she was like, do you want a pedicure? And you know that I need a pedicure, but you know that I don't want to sit for a pedicure. So I was like, oh, no, thank you. I don't have time. But she was. You could tell she wanted me to do more things. So then she started being like, chin wax. I was like, okay, ma'. Am. She said, I brought.

[Paige]

You know what I want. I want who's ever performing something on me to have no boundaries.

[Hannah]

Yes. Like, she was literally looking me up and down, being like, you can't leave here. We have work to do. And I kept saying thank you, but no thank you. Noted, noted. But then I got dermaplaned and she got my beard off, and then I got a spray tan. And I leave tomorrow morning for Toronto. And we pray.

[Paige]

Yeah, I was just gonna say. And we're saying our prayers, but I

[Hannah]

was gonna say, I feel a lot less stressed because the first Netflix special was the Unknown. I didn't know what I signed up for. I was scared. Now I've been in Hollywood, baby. I've been in this business.

[Paige]

We're both taking beta blockers this weekend.

[Hannah]

Multiple. Yeah. You can't help but the adrenaline to start pumping.

[Paige]

Right?

[Hannah]

I'm excited. Anyway, how is la?

[Paige]

You know, LA is la. I did something real. I hate that I'm even gonna say this. I did something really cool today, but I, like, can'. Was and I can say in, like, a couple weeks.

[Hannah]

I hate when people say that, but

[Paige]

let me just put, like, a top line on it. It was my dream. You want to know what, where I went? My phone was taped so, like, I couldn't take any pictures or anything. And I looked at everyone with me, and I was like, guys, have we ever been more in the moment than we are right now? Like, it actually was so nice because none of us had our phones, and so we were all just, like, looking at each other. Like, this is crazy. Like, I can't believe we're doing this.

[Hannah]

It was like a field trip.

[Paige]

It was a literal field trip. And, like, Ms. Frizzle was there. Like, it was so much fun.

[Hannah]

Speaking of third grade, I was getting DMs saying that people were making fun of you because you said, remember when we learned the Alphabet, they were like,

[Paige]

oh, middle school guys. You know what the fuck I meant? Okay, get the hell out of my DMs of that bullshit. I'm worked up tonight.

[Hannah]

Oh, yes. Go off.

[Paige]

Okay. Last time we recorded, when we were talking about, like, the hockey thing, I, like, hadn't really seen the full video. Like, I, like, saw, like, a clip of it. Like, I knew what was going on, but I didn't like, really, really know. Until you were like. And you describe all our sports to us.

[Hannah]

I'm on the ground now.

[Paige]

The aftermath of the men making. First of all, no men should be making videos. Videos are for girls. TikTok is for girls. The men making videos being like, you guys are overreacting.

[Hannah]

You know what it also is? It's literally just, I had to be like, the patriarchy, but it's a bunch of men being like, girls have cooties. Let's not invite the girls. And then all the men just hanging out together, being, like, sucking each other's dicks. Like, it's. They're so scared of women being good at something.

[Paige]

It's also so funny that they're so dumb to not even understand the nuance of it. Like, their rebuttal being like. But the men, like, publicly were so. Like, they went to the girls games and they were so supportive. And we're like, right. That's the fucking point that we're trying to make publicly. You thought that, like, that was okay, but behind closed doors. So all your public shit negated it. Like, we only care about gay hockey players, which I'm sure half of you are. Like, that's why you're so mad at us.

[Hannah]

Yeah. And then I don't know if you saw clips of, like, wait.

[Paige]

And never did. I think that Flavor Flav was going to be one of the number one feminists in the year 2026. I mean, what is happening? What is literally happening?

[Hannah]

Do you know Eileen Goo, the skier?

[Paige]

I don't.

[Hannah]

She's like a supermodel. She's like a super. You love her. She looks like.

[Paige]

This is a girl that's, like, 22 years old, and it's, like, so fucking

[Hannah]

smart and, like, eloquent. And they're talking.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

She's talking about neuroplasticity. And the guys are like, let us make bad jokes also. Look, I'm the first one who loves a joke. Not a good joke. It's like, we're not in elementary school. Like, let's not invite the girls. Like, good one.

[Paige]

It's also like, guys, it took you 40 years. You're losers. Like, like, I was talking to a guy about this, and he was like, well, I don't know if you understand that. Like, it's like a big game. Because it's 40 years. I'm like, do I understand that they've sucked for 40 years? No, I get that. Like, I get it.

[Hannah]

As we're seeing in a lot of these sports, I always say, like, I'm not saying men and women are the same. They're different, and that's okay. But they should be treated with equal respect. And different sometimes means that people enjoy watching women's sports more. For example, some people love watching women's tennis more than men's tennis because it's more complicated in terms of strategy, because their serves aren't as big, so it's not just holding serve. With girls tennis, crazier stuff happens. It's more entertaining. There's longer points. And, like, women's golf, people like to see there's just like, so many different things in women's basketball. Also, there's reasons people like it more. And as we're getting more visibility, the men better watch out. They better watch out.

[Paige]

Don't you have a mom? Call your mom and say this, but

[Hannah]

this is the thing. I'm so sick of these men being like, I didn't know. And then I had a daughter. You shouldn't have to have a daughter.

[Paige]

Ooh, girl, that is so annoying.

[Hannah]

And also, I personally like a lot of these athlete men knock at people and have hurt a lot of women. And I'm not match generalizing, but raise your hand if you've been personally victimized.

[Paige]

Also, not to, like, take this to a serious note, but, like, the whole, like, not all men. I don't have a single friend. I do not have one single female friend who has not been in a situation where a man either inappropriately touched her, did something to her.

[Hannah]

I'm getting a spray tan, and the woman's telling me how she had to leave her last job because the guy was hitting on her, and she didn't hit on him back, and she couldn't tell his boss because the boss was creepier than him. And it's so crazy you said that because. Yes. Some guy, there was a podcast going around, and the guy was like, yeah, like, I got. I got brokenhearted. Like, what's the worst thing that happened to you? And the girl was like, I was assaulted. And the girl next to her goes, so was I.

[Paige]

One time I was in college, and I, like, went to this job interview for, like, an internship, and the boss of, like, I was at a news station. Like, this was, like, a local news station. And the head of the, like, the head of the news, I had to meet with, like, the director.

[Hannah]

Whatever.

[Paige]

I don't even know what his goddamn title was. He made me so uncomfortable that I. I walked out, was in the parking lot, started crying, called my mom, immediately drove to school, went into my like, professor's office who, like, sets up all the interviews. Told it was. Thank God it was a woman, told her what happened. She immediately got up on the phone, called him and was like, our school will never participate in any of your internships. Moving forward, like, you're done. Because I was like, I don't want any girl ever going and working there. And then why, while I'm in the interview, mind you, I'm like 19 years old when I'm in the interview. One of the male news anchors Facebook messages me, I really hope you work here. I was like, yo, what the fuck goes on at this news station? It was. And this was in my hometown. Like, I was so uncomfortable. I ended up going and working at a different news station.

[Hannah]

But that's a great example of like an environment that they're creating that it's okay for men to act like that.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

And that was literally what we're watching on tv. A bunch of men just being like, who gives a fuck if the women feel disrespected? Who gives a fuck if they're the butt of the joke? We don't give a fuck.

[Paige]

And that was my first time ever having that happen with a man in the workplace. Then I went to New York City and the guy threw his keys at me. But I digress. You know, that was like, honestly, we're

[Hannah]

not even going to get. We'll get to our super traumatic stories another day. We, we're trying to. It's Friday. But I will say.

[Paige]

No, I actually will say this made me really, really be so excited to raise a son. Like, beyond excited, because I'm like, this generation, like, us being moms and having sons, that's it. We're done. Like, it's over. There's no more of like, your, like, girls aren't as good. Like, it's really. What it is is the men see us as like second class citizens. Like, they, they do not see us as equal. Not none of them. They don't. Anyway. So one more thing about the men. Who the fuck told you guys that you're good looking enough to have a goddamn mullet? Enough.

[Hannah]

Enough. Well, they're overcompensating the mullet guys.

[Paige]

You literally look like rats.

[Hannah]

The mullet guys are just trying to distract from something. Either a bad personality, bad things they're doing that they don't want you to see. They're like, look, I'm silly. I have a mullet. While they're like literally being the worst person in the world.

[Paige]

It's just like, it's also just like, disgusting. Like, you look stupid.

[Hannah]

But again, that's for other men. They get mullets for other men, which I know it is. It's like a weird peacocking, like, symbol.

[Paige]

Wait, men love, like impressing each other's and it's so freaking weird.

[Hannah]

But I do have to say I thought that this generation of Gen Z boys was going to be amazing. Cuz the millennials, we had such a strong. Well, it's backfired. Cuz they think the women are, like, trying to take their jobs where it's like, no one's trying to take your job. You got to go to college first to get a job. You got to talk to people to get a job.

[Paige]

The men are dropping out of college at an egregious rate.

[Hannah]

It's insane because they just want it handed to them. And the girls, we've just been taught to, like, work hard if we want to make our dreams come true. So anyway, I digress.

[Paige]

Speaking of men, like a really. Like, I'm in a really. Man, you jacked up right now.

[Hannah]

Speaking of men, I was in St. Louis. When I tell you there's two men who are so handsome in the second row of my show, like, you can. They're sitting. I can tell they're six, three.

[Paige]

You can tell a strong torso.

[Hannah]

I can tell that these women stand up and it's gonna be like, huzzah.

[Paige]

I can spot a torso from a mile away.

[Hannah]

And these meant their shoulders jacked and their chiseled jawlines. And this is Missouri. So they're just wearing, you know, normal Midwest clothes. And I'm so full of myself. I'm like, okay. The two hottest men in Missouri were like, we have to go see the Hannah Burner show. And I would have called them out in the beginning, but they're so hot. I was like, didn't want to get them angry. I got nervous. I did. I did. At one point. I was like, they keep staring at me. This is crazy. They're obsessed with me. They're obsessed, like the whole show staring at me. And then towards the end, I finally am like, look, I have to say it. Everyone feels weird. Why are you two sitting next to each other? Because, you know, we don't like when two men sit next to each other at the show. They form alliances. It makes people uncomfortable. And I go. And they just are looking at me, stern, handsome, gorgeous. And I go, you two better be fucking each other. Where they both are like, we are.

[Paige]

Thank God.

[Hannah]

They look like the two football players in A rom com that are just like the stars of the football team sitting next to each other, googly eye over me. And I said, thank you for coming to my show. How did you guys meet? And they were, like, at the gym. And I was like, I know. Your bodies are gorgeous. I can tell under your shirts. And they. I said, how did you, like, approach each other in the locker room? And they were like, I gave him a look. And I realized straight girls are not aware of the gay look. That is rampant. Rampant. So you can see when they. The look happens.

[Paige]

I. I feel like, no, Hannah, this is not even just in my imagination. I feel like I've watched straight guys do it where I'm like, to other gay men.

[Hannah]

Yeah. Because there's a look they give, which is bake. Like, straight girls, you don't. We don't have it in our repertoire. Like, will I. But, like, there's a whole different gay male gaze that they communicate with each other on a different way.

[Paige]

Because I think that. I think that they do it quicker than, like, a straight girl and a straight guy, like, I. Because, well, they had to.

[Hannah]

There's society.

[Paige]

Yeah. That have to be, like, DL that it's so quick. I was in a situation one time, and I was, like, convinced that the guy I was dating was, like, making out. I can't even get into it. I actually can't even. Because you know what? What's wrong with me that I was like, that's fine, and that's okay. Like, and I'll stay.

[Hannah]

That's actually a great question. That's right.

[Paige]

You know, I think it was like, I was just so emotionally unavailable, but I wouldn't admit it.

[Hannah]

But you know what? I get so many messages from girls who were like, I hate him. He's mean to me. I don't like. His friends, like, give me all these reasons, and then they're like, should I break up? Like, I'm like, you've given me no pros in this. This list you've given me.

[Paige]

I'm like, okay, so he murdered my dog. But, like, he was old.

[Hannah]

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[Paige]

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[Hannah]

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[Paige]

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[Paige]

I was gonna say, this is like the first time I've been away from Kitty in a while.

[Hannah]

Oh, babe, I'm sorry and I'm doing

[Paige]

okay, but Kitty tearing up. No. Kitty has wreaked havoc for two days straight because she's like, where the is my mom? And I know that she's wreaking havoc because I know her type of revenge, and it's, I'll shit in your bed. I'll shit in your bed until my mom comes home.

[Hannah]

Cats take on their owner's personality. She has Sicilian revenge.

[Paige]

She's very vengeful, low key, proud of her. I'm like, yeah, make your mark, girl. Let it be known that you're pissed. I'm like, I wish I could text her and be like, I'll be home in five days.

[Hannah]

I try to FaceTime her, but no. Like, I feel so bad for Kitty. Maybe I'll go over and see her, but I have to go to Toronto. The mom is. Both their moms are working you.

[Paige]

What's funny too, is, like, my cat's name is Kitty. Like, everyone that comes over and knows Daphne, like, will be like, what's up, Kitty?

[Hannah]

You talk about her calling her Daphne, but to her face you call her Kitty. Kitty.

[Paige]

Well, yeah, that's her government name is Daphne.

[Hannah]

But at home, she's kidding, listening to us. My favorite thing about cats and I saw this meme recently, and it's so true is dogs will be like, what are we doing? Where are we going? What are we doing? Like, following you around where cats just happened to be in the Same room as you all the time.

[Paige]

No, Kitty's always like, oh, I didn't know you were in the bedroom.

[Hannah]

I just heard about her sleeping on the bed next to me. But she was sleeping on the couch a second ago. She just happened. They're just the best.

[Paige]

I wish we could see, like an actual stat, like a real number of how many girls have gotten cats because of this podcast? I mean, it's got to be over. It's got to be over 150.

[Hannah]

There's been a beta blocker and feline adoption rate spike in 2025.

[Paige]

No, the feline rate is.

[Hannah]

Did I say feline rate? Also, did you see Benny Blanco?

[Paige]

What'd he do?

[Hannah]

So he's launching a podcast, coming for our jobs.

[Paige]

By himself or with a co host?

[Hannah]

I actually don't know those details, but there's a clip going around of him. He has no, no shoes on, which, like, whatever. Like, get your views. He's barefoot, but the bottom of his feet are, like black. And then he like farts on Selena Gomez's couch. So there's just like a clip going viral being like, benny's dirty and farting with Selena's couch.

[Paige]

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

[Hannah]

If you don't even Google it, you'll

[Paige]

get upset coming for your brand. Second, we talked about parties. Like, okay, you've listened to one episode of Giggly Squad. You're like, yeah. When you say farted on the couch, like they're recording the pod.

[Hannah]

Yeah. He was like, can the microphone pick up this? And he let out a fart that was actually so dainty and high pitched, I got the ick. If you're going to fart, fart. Like fart, fart, Fart like a grown up. Okay? Like, fart like you ate a full meal. Don't fart like my cat.

[Paige]

Bodily functions, it's natural. It's human.

[Hannah]

Sometimes the fart was the least worst part about it.

[Paige]

The feet being dirty. That's disgusting.

[Hannah]

Well, this is the thing. We all know that he. He has trillions of dollars. There's no excuse. And even if your feet are dirty, put on a flip flop.

[Paige]

No, just go in the shower, run the water and it'll literally. It'll literally.

[Hannah]

It was just going viral.

[Paige]

But then also, sometimes if I'm. I mean, if I'm like in my apartment, like, I don't care, whatever. But if I walk, I'm not really walking anywhere. Bare feet. But like in the summer, if I'm going outside and I'm like, outside and, like, whatever, and I come back into my house or like, if I ever went outside, if I, like, enjoyed nature for a minute and I came back inside. Before I get in my bed, I'm rinsing my feet. Even if I'm not showering, even if

[Hannah]

I've showered, that full shower always. If I spill. If I spill ketchup on my knee, I'm taking a full shower. If I could catch up behind my fingernails, I'm taking a full shower.

[Paige]

Yeah, I don't want to see this clip. Actually.

[Hannah]

I think she's Not a gasp. I think she's like, yeah, I didn't. I didn't marry this guy because he was clean.

[Paige]

Right.

[Hannah]

He never tricked her into, like. He was like Glenn Powell, who looks like he showers every second. Yeah.

[Paige]

I've had multiple boyfriends who will not fart in front of me.

[Hannah]

Paige, I am so sorry. That is gay. That is. They're not establishing dominance. A man farting is the only way he establishes his dominance. And. But you know how I respond stronger.

[Paige]

I'm almost like, is it me?

[Hannah]

You make him so anxious he can't fart?

[Paige]

Do I make them so nervous that they're like, buttholes are like, this will actually. She'll leave. She'll never talk to me again. I'm like, whatever.

[Hannah]

When. When we've been in the green room and, you know, I have my nervous poops, and then you have to go to the bathroom and you get upset. That's some of my biggest joy, is watching you get worked up.

[Paige]

Sometimes you. No, Because, Hannah, there's so many situations where you fully hotbox me, and I'm like, you didn't have to do this to me.

[Hannah]

You're like a mid panic attack.

[Paige]

And I'm like, you just farted in my mouth. I'm like, did you have Doritos today?

[Hannah]

I'm like, I'm trying to distract you, Kim Kardashian. Lazy never works.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Put out an energy drink. Where does she find the time?

[Paige]

No, wait, where does she find the time?

[Hannah]

But it got me thinking, because I feel like everyone has an energy drink nowadays.

[Paige]

We should come out with a sleepy

[Hannah]

drink, or we put out an energy drink. But for girls who, like, you don't actually want too much energy. You just want enough to, like, get out of your depression, but you don't want too much that you're, like, jittery. So it's just called, like, a little bit of energy.

[Paige]

A small bit. See, I think we should come out with a drink that Makes you fully comatose. I know, but like a liquid melatonin.

[Hannah]

I know, but someone, you know, like, sleep drinks were really in for a while. They're like, this is my drink for sleep. I have. I have.

[Paige]

Oh, like, sleepy.

[Hannah]

Oh.

[Paige]

Because people were putting, like, magnesium in it. I actually still. Every once in a while, we'll do that. I would say, like, once a week, I have magnesium in a drink.

[Hannah]

I put on the Golf channel and I listened to them go, yeah, that'll get you right, Jim, we're approaching the fourth tee.

[Paige]

You're literally funny. You love your grandpa so much. You are my grandpa. Like, I don't have a grandpa. I haven't had a grandpa since I was 4 years old. But if I had to think of what a grandpa would be like right now, it's you for me. You're like, hey, do you want to go to the US Open? I'm like, not really, but. Okay, I'll go because you like it,

[Hannah]

and we'll have some jokes. Yeah.

[Paige]

You're like, I could teach you tennis. I'm like, okay, Grandpa.

[Hannah]

And then I'm like, watch me play some tennis.

[Paige]

No, Literally watching you play. No, I'm actually not going to talk bad about that because I love watching you play tennis, because I love sitting.

[Hannah]

It's my art.

[Paige]

Yeah. I'm like, look at her having fun.

[Hannah]

I think it's actually the prettiest I ever am when I'm playing tennis. It's like, the one time I, like, look put together.

[Paige]

No, you're a ballerina. You're doing a performance.

[Hannah]

It is performance art.

[Paige]

It's a choreography.

[Hannah]

I don't want to bring this up because it's upsetting, but I'm gonna bring it up. Have you seen all the punch the monkey stuff?

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Why are they putting his footage out? Like, I can't handle it emotionally.

[Paige]

They're distracting us from all the other fucked up shit that's going on.

[Hannah]

Did you see the new White Lotus cast announcement?

[Paige]

No, I didn't.

[Hannah]

So what's crazy about it is somehow every season, they literally cast this exact same people, but different fonts.

[Paige]

Wait, I'm gonna look it up right now.

[Hannah]

Which makes me. You kind of like it because it's like a formula, but I'm like, how did he find the perfect person who's just season.

[Paige]

Is this even now? Season four, I think. Four Helena bought. I never know how to say her name. Helena Bonham Carter.

[Hannah]

Yep.

[Paige]

She's just perfect for whatever he's putting her. Yeah, whatever her role is. It's gonna be perfect. A.J. mcCall.

[Hannah]

I think it is that. Oh, yeah. Ally and A.J. it's A.J.

[Paige]

oh, my God. Good for her.

[Hannah]

She's perfect because she reminds me. They all just. They fit perfectly. Then there's always, like, Steve Coogan. He's definitely European. That's not an American looking man.

[Paige]

Yes, I've seen him. British movies. Yep.

[Hannah]

So they always need, like, a British guy.

[Paige]

He's in that. He's in a Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg movie. That's what I know him from. And Ari Grainer. I know her. What is she from? There's something I know her from then.

[Hannah]

Alexander Ludwig. Ludwig. I don't know how they say it is just like the classic hot guy. Ari Grainor. You know, she changes her hair color a lot. She was in a lot of things. She was in Bad Teacher. She was in.

[Paige]

Yes. I'm used to her being blonde. That's what it is.

[Hannah]

Yep. Yeah.

[Paige]

Wow, this is gonna be so good.

[Hannah]

So we're locked in. I do have to say, remember, we're like, oh, people who are on reality TV and, like, who's gone on to be successful, shout out to Mike White. Yep, Mike White.

[Paige]

Okay.

[Hannah]

Put some respect on his name.

[Paige]

Good. There's hope for us yet.

[Hannah]

Oh. So there was a blizzard in New York City this last weekend, and people were upset that they're still making the news. People go into the blizzard to be like, hey, there's a blizzard. And then they get, like, hit in the face with, like, perfect course. As a journalist, what is your opinion? So you don't think they could just be by a window, be like, hey, there's a blizzard?

[Paige]

Look, in college, I quickly learned meteorology wasn't for me. Sorry they didn't do the same. Get your ass out in that goddamn.

[Hannah]

Nobody wants. Nobody wants to work these days.

[Paige]

Nobody wants to work these days.

[Hannah]

I.

[Paige]

How do I know it's windy unless I see your jacket moving? Get your ass on the streets and give us some infield reporting. This is not a remote job.

[Hannah]

But also, like, they could just.

[Paige]

No, honestly.

[Hannah]

Who are already on the street, like, there's no reason.

[Paige]

They gotta show the conditions. Look, that's the number one reality TV show out there. It's the goddamn local news.

[Hannah]

And, well, they realize the ratings go up when you, like, chuck a guy in a suit in the middle of a hurricane and see if he floats

[Paige]

it. People want to see what's going on out there.

[Hannah]

Give the people.

[Paige]

No, I'm here for people in the news. Reporters in the hurricanes.

[Hannah]

Okay?

[Paige]

As long as they get out safely, obviously, and they don't push it to the limit. But, like, you know, give us a good. Give us one hit. You can give us one news hit. I don't need you out there all night. Just give us one hit of, like, what, from your perspective, what's it like in the trenches of it?

[Hannah]

What about when it's raining to get an umbrella?

[Paige]

That's why they invented them. But not girls. No, not girls.

[Hannah]

No, because they.

[Paige]

Girls want to stay in. They're like, yeah, if they want to stay in the studio, they can stay in the studio.

[Hannah]

If it's a little humid, she shouldn't have to go outside because then her hair could get kind of, like, fuzzy. Not fuzzy. What is it called? Staticky.

[Paige]

Yeah. I was just gonna say something now. I forgot. Oh, speaking of hair, I looked up the ice skater, because when you said that, like, oh, she has, like, halos in her hair, I don't know what I was, like, expecting.

[Hannah]

That's what the Gen Z's call it.

[Paige]

Yeah. And then I looked it up. It actually looked so cool when she had it in a pony when she was doing her routine.

[Hannah]

Well, I think she put it in a bun out of, like, kind of a respect thing to be like, okay, I'm not gonna dye it back, but I'll put it in a bun.

[Paige]

Did she get points deducted for it?

[Hannah]

I don't know. But you know what I do know? They all do their own makeup. Really? When I watch the documentary, they're all like. Like, us before a show. Just when I'm on the road, just in the mirror of the hotel room, putting on their makeup, and I'm like, they should. They shouldn't have to worry about glam.

[Paige]

I was seeing. They were talking about this, about traders, too, that they all do their own glam.

[Hannah]

That's. I don't know if I believe that. I mean, Maura Higgins, her glam.

[Paige]

No, she was like. She was doing her own.

[Hannah]

Good for her.

[Paige]

And I think she was wearing wigs.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Because she was always, like, had different hairstyles and, like, would have a hat on, so. Which is actually so smart of her, because that's it. Like, the hair is done. You just have to, like, put it on your head.

[Hannah]

You're sober. And she threw a hat on. Yeah. But not all of us can pull off a hat. Especially, like, the wild hats.

[Paige]

How early were they getting up to, like, do glam and then start. I would. I literally.

[Hannah]

It's intense.

[Paige]

Would never want to do it.

[Hannah]

It's two weeks. It's like, do it two weeks and then you're done. It's not like a six month event. One of the girls, Natalie, everyone's making fun of her for her outfit, so obviously I sympathize.

[Paige]

From what? Oh, from Traders.

[Hannah]

Well, she's. It's funny because they'll be eating breakfast and she'll walk in just with like a bodycon dress or. She looks like she's like a female wrestler. She's also like a weightlifter. So she's. You could tell. Like she's not normally wearing these fancy clothes. She's busy dressing how she thought she should and everyone's making fun of her, whatever. So she says she's like, she's like, I wish I hired a stylist. But like, she's like, I'm from Survivor. We just had to show up and survive. Like, I didn't know this was a fashion walk, but the truth is, is Traders is kind of fashion show.

[Paige]

Well, it's also like, people are just so mean to women. It's like crazy. Like if. Sorry. If you feel comfortable and I don't even watch the show, if you feel comfortable enough going, what's her name? Danielle.

[Hannah]

Natalie.

[Paige]

Natalie. If you feel comfortable enough going on Natalie's Instagram and commenting, your outfit sucks, Get a life.

[Hannah]

She's also like gorgeous and so strong and just like an amazing personality, people.

[Paige]

Lovely.

[Hannah]

She's also classic. This is. Oh, okay. This is where the Traitors is funny when you're a woman on the Traitors. If you're loud, people are like, she's a crazy bitch. I don't trust her. But if you're a loud man, you're assertive. He's. Everyone listens to him. Where like, Natalie was loud and everyone's like, she's a villain schemer. And then when the girls are quiet, it's like they think they're up to something. But when a man is quiet, he's just smart.

[Paige]

They had a literal kidnapper on the cast. Like, check the trunk of that guy's car. What are we talking about? Are you kidding? Like, God forbid she wore a strapless shirt to breakfast. This guy could be murdering people. This episode is sponsored by Bumble. And honestly, thank God, because dating out there is a full time job. I feel like every woman I know has a Bumble story. Like either a success story, they found their person on the app, or why is this man holding a fish in every photo situation? But Bumble is actually the dating app my girlfriends use and trust because it doesn't feel chaotic, it feels intentional. And that matters. What I love is that Bumble actually listens to women. They were like, okay, you're tired of guessing, you're tired of decoding vibes. So they built tools to make it easier. Like their verification tools are huge. With photo verification and ID verification, you can actually feel confident that this person is who they say they are. Finally, women get a few minutes out of their day where they don't have to worry about their safety. Plus, with so many unique prompt options, it's easy to get the conversation started. You can layer in all the need to know details right on your profile. For my prompt, I would choose one thing to know about my friend group is Making fun of each other is our love language. It makes profiles feel more real, more confident, and easier to connect with. So if you're tired of the guessing game and want dating to feel easier, download Bumble and make real connections. Today, nothing is worse than getting sick at a very inconvenient time. That's why you need Wisp. It's a leading telehealth provider in the US for women and their partners. Through discreet online care, Wisp supports women's health at every stage of life, from birth control and fertility to menopause, STI testing and beyond. You know I'm prone to a UTI and that's why we have been partnering with Wisp for a while and we trust their products. I recently ordered their Whole Body deodorant and balancing wash, which actually is amazing. And the PH balancing wipes. Not enough people talk about the importance of your PH balance, so I've been so excited to try these. You can go to hellowisp.com to explore your care options and check out with a prescription over the counter or testing product you need. If needed for a prescription, a licensed medical provider will follow up the same day by phone or secure private chat to ensure you receive safe and effective care. And I'm so busy randomly all the time. So Wisp is perfect because you're able to easily and quickly connect with a provider to get the meds you need. And there's nothing worse than waking up in the morning feeling like you're getting sick, knowing you have a full day. The checkout process was easy and straightforward. Wisp provides options for discreet delivery to your home for free in all 50 states or having a prescription sent to your local pharmacy to pick up within three hours or less. Try Wisp for yourself and see how they're changing the game for access to Women's Health. Take 15% off your first order with code GIGGLY only at hello wisp.com that's hello w I s p.com Prescription products require a consultation with a health care provider and medications are available if medically appropriate. Must be 18 or older. Restrictions apply. See website for full details. You know what's faster than your paycheck? Literally everything. It's time to get your pay up to speed with Earn In. You can access your pay as you work. Instead of waiting days and weeks for a paycheck, get up to a 150 a day with max of 750 between paydays. No interest, no credit checks and no mandatory fees. Because hey, it's your money. Download the Earn in app now to get it and join millions of people making any day payday. That's ear n I n. Earn in

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[Paige]

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[Hannah]

I watch RuPaul's Drag Race now. I finished season 12 and now I'm starting season 7.

[Paige]

Why? Why are you going in such a weird order?

[Hannah]

Great question. I don't know. I think because I just. I don't know.

[Paige]

I'm sure the Gigglers can tell you because like when I first started Love island many, many moons ago, I was told like, start at season two and then go, you know. So I'm sure the Gigglers can give you like the best seasons.

[Hannah]

I think five and six are the best. I also Trixie and Katya have like an amazing podcast. So I want to see their season.

[Paige]

Wait, actually tell me what season that is because I am obsessed with their clips. I feel like us if we were gay men.

[Hannah]

No, I. Well, I was a gay man.

[Paige]

I feel like I'm M1 right now. I have so much testosterone, but yet I love glam.

[Hannah]

Wait, wait, I was going to pitch this to you off the pod, but I think it's the perfect time. Great. To do. Hannah and Paige do dragon. Yeah. And we have to get drag queens to put us in full drag outfit, walk, lip sync.

[Paige]

I fear I'm gonna love it. I fear, like, that is who I am now.

[Hannah]

Can I ask the hardest question I've ever asked on this pod?

[Paige]

Sure.

[Hannah]

Who do you think has more testosterone, Me or you?

[Paige]

Okay. Actually, because, like, I've.

[Hannah]

Wait.

[Paige]

Because I had. When I froze my eggs. You have to get your blood tested. Tested? Well, you have to do it, like, every other day when you're getting. Freezing your eggs, but you go in for, like, your initial blood test. And I. That's why my doctor, like, originally thought I had pcos because I had so much testosterone.

[Hannah]

Yeah. You never tried.

[Paige]

And you were kind. I'm no better than a man. I'm no better than a man. No, I really. No. So I definitely have. You punched a wal.

[Hannah]

You would slap my ass for no reason. Someone cheated on me in the fifth

[Paige]

grade, and I never got over it. Okay. That's why I am the way that I am. Have some compassion.

[Hannah]

Did you get tested after the egg retrieval and you've balanced a little? No.

[Paige]

So then when I was doing my egg retrieval and they were giving me, like, more. Like, way more than I should be having, I was, like, leveled out.

[Hannah]

I actually was obsessed with you during your egg retrieval.

[Paige]

My personality was. I was a joy. I was a pleasure to have around.

[Hannah]

A pleasure in class. Truly a pleasure. You had empathy. You were asking people questions.

[Paige]

I was helping old ladies across the street. Like, I was doing the most.

[Hannah]

You were picking up litter.

[Paige]

They immediately took those eggs out of me. And I was like, you, your mom, and I'll Your dad. Like, I was. No. And did I ever go, like, get checked after? No, I definitely am still. But I will say, after I froze my eggs, my period has never been more regular.

[Hannah]

That's amazing.

[Paige]

So I think maybe, like, it did even me out a little bit.

[Hannah]

Like, some people will tell girls, like, you're in your masculine energy, you're not gonna find a man. What do you think about that, Hannah?

[Paige]

That's an amazing question, and I have an amazing answer. Being feminine is very different than being. I don't even want to say the word submissive, because I feel like that's, like, almost a little bit harsh.

[Hannah]

No, but submissive is kind of like

[Paige]

the traditional when you're in a relationship with a man, being. No, being feminine is like a personality Trait. But I would say being, like, nurturing or, like, being soft or, like, being like, oh, yeah, like, whatever. I guess, like, a form of submissive is not a personality trait. It's like a response to how you treat me. So, like, I've had so many boyfriends where I'm like, okay, and now I guess I'm a man because I have to be in charge of all this goddamn where, like, nat. Like, then you're get into relationships with men. And I'm like, I'm so silly. And I'm like, wait, what if we, like, stayed up late and, like, talked about everything? And that is just, like, a response to how that man makes you feel. It's a response level to your security. So, like. Yeah. Have I been in certain relationships and I'm like, I'm so masculine right now. Yes. But is it because of me? No.

[Hannah]

I hate to say it. That's literally exactly what I was going to say. Because I've been told in the past, like, oh, you're in your masculine energy. Whatever. And I'm like, yeah, because I have to.

[Paige]

Because I have to be. That's like a fight or flight.

[Hannah]

Yes.

[Paige]

If you feel like you're in your masculine energy, it's because you're in fight or flight.

[Hannah]

Also, I love being in full whatever masculine energy is. And I put that in quotations because it's just society telling you that being business minded is, like, masculine. But I'll be on, like, some call.

[Paige]

I know men who are. I've watched business fail. F fail. And I'm like, what? Go back to college, honey. You obviously missed a class. Like, I know more horrible businessmen than I do business women. I know a ton of amazing business women.

[Hannah]

You know, it's crazy. I was looking at, like, businesses, like, and just, like, which ones are up and coming that I want to, like, follow. I'm obsessed with, like, foods and stuff. Like, I love seeing, like, a new food that gets invented.

[Paige]

Yeah. Like, my girl. Like, the girl that has freestyle olives.

[Hannah]

Yes. I love that.

[Paige]

I found them years ago, and I'm just like, yeah, I love supporting that,

[Hannah]

but I feel like I would want to be a part of a business that a woman was running. Because I'm like, she's not gonna let it die. She is going to mother and nurture and care and be detail oriented where the man. I'm like, I feel like he's. I feel like he's cheating me. Like, I feel like he's like, he could pull any.

[Paige]

He could leave in the middle of

[Hannah]

the night I'm like, double check the numbers. I don't trust him. But, you know, it's so true. Be yourself. And then the right guy puts you in that place. Like, you can't help but be, like, feeling cute around him. If a guy makes you feel, like, like, big and serious around him, that's not your man.

[Paige]

No, that's not your man. If you have to be in charge, that is not your man. And also, speaking of business, women, we both have female lawyers.

[Hannah]

Oh, we have the best.

[Paige]

And I think email lawyers, important.

[Hannah]

Also, my lawyer. This might be a little too much. I don't want to give away your identity. She's also the. Like, has multiple children and is the president of her pta. She runs, like, everything.

[Paige]

She's just like, we can't do it all.

[Hannah]

We can do it all.

[Paige]

We actually can. Like, you know what is funny? Because now, like, I'll go on, like, work trips. Like, I'm in LA for, like, a pretty long time. And I would have never thought this even, like, a year ago, but I literally got off my flight, like, got to my hotel, and my thought was like, yeah, I could do. I could have a baby. I could bring a baby on, like, this work trip. Sweet.

[Hannah]

Wait, that's so.

[Paige]

I mean, I'm not gonna. Because that'd be crazy. But, like, in. But I was like, oh, like, could I still do this and, like, have a baby? And I was like, yeah, I fucking could. Because I've dated so many babies that I'm like, I could fuck. I could do this.

[Hannah]

I also want to raise awareness to. There's something about right now with what's going on. Like, the whole hockey thing, the patriarchy enforces telling women, like, we need to keep the family structure alive, which is basically saying we want women to be submissive. We. We want it to be traditional. We want it old school. We don't want women to have jobs. Like, we just want women to be, like, making babies all the time. It's a way to suppress women. It's because it's. If you care about. Not to get too into it, but if you care about the economy, the economy's better when women are working.

[Paige]

Also, Taylor Swift literally saved, like, multiple US Cities just for showing up.

[Hannah]

And also, guess what? Your man's about a business. No problem. You're staying at home. You're staying at home. Okay. Learn how to clean a dish because you can't do an Excel sheet, that's for sure.

[Paige]

Oh, God.

[Hannah]

News alert. Yeah, I read an article on TikTok that said you actually don't need 10k steps a day.

[Paige]

Are you fucking kidding me? This article said, hannah, do you know that I've been obsessed with my 10k steps for two weeks because I googled was gonna take my Botox away. And they were like, you gotta sweat and you gotta do 10k steps and you gotta go in the sauna. So every single day I'm like, I wake up and I'm like, if I don't get my 10k steps in, I'll die.

[Hannah]

Because you're trying to release the Botox.

[Paige]

Yeah, I'm trying anything. You're.

[Hannah]

You're in a glass case of your own Botox motion.

[Paige]

I'm like, I can't believe I did this to myself.

[Hannah]

It's. It's not bad that you're doing 10k, but I feel like 10k takes forever. Like, low key. I feel like a lot of girls are lying when they say they're doing 10k. Like, that takes.

[Paige]

It takes like three. No, it takes a legit almost two. You could do it in an hour, 30.

[Hannah]

Now if you have a walking pad, that's another thing. But, like, going out and walking for two hours, like, you could get robbed. Like, that's like a risk, you know?

[Paige]

So it's three walks for me a day. Or you're a full dog. Or

[Hannah]

you have to get walked three times or you get a little spicy. Yeah.

[Paige]

And if you piss me off, I'll pee on your shoe. It's three walks a day for me. Or it's like an hour and a half on the.

[Hannah]

Okay. And you have, like, a unique life situation. Not everyone can have three walks a day. So anyway, the article said that actually you just need 7k a day.

[Paige]

Oh, thank God.

[Hannah]

7k.

[Paige]

And I do.

[Hannah]

Today, 7k is more attainable and people won't quit as much. So, like, if you want to get healthy on your feet.

[Paige]

Hannah.

[Hannah]

7K? Yeah.

[Paige]

Do you know that I'm. I have an step app that I compete with other people in?

[Hannah]

Well, you know, it's crazy. You never invited me.

[Paige]

Do you want. Do you want in?

[Hannah]

Are you scared of this heat?

[Paige]

No, I'm not scared of that heat. You want me to put you in my family one? I'll put you in my family one.

[Hannah]

Wait. Yeah, put me in.

[Paige]

It's me, Gary, Amanda, and Joe. And so I'll add you. I'm sending you the link immediately just to let you know. Gary doesn't even check in. You have no idea if he's even alive.

[Hannah]

And this was all created for Gary.

[Paige]

One day I texted him and I was like, hey, dude says seven steps. You good? Like, are you alive?

[Hannah]

Wait, it can see how little steps you do. I don't like that at all. Well, I have. I have down days.

[Paige]

You have to go into the app and then it'll like, like update.

[Hannah]

Register it.

[Paige]

Okay, well, you know, right Now I'm at 7544, Amanda's at 6971. Gary, it says null. He never checked in, so we'd have no idea.

[Hannah]

See, I love a rest day.

[Paige]

Hey, we gotta have a rest day.

[Hannah]

Were you walking around LA Dolly?

[Paige]

Woke up this morning at 7am I was in the gym by 7:30. I was out of the gym by 8:30, showered by 9, filmed something quick, then got into glam at 10, and I just sat down for the first time today.

[Hannah]

I'm. But you know what? When you have something filmed coming up, you love a workout. See me, I'm in my head because.

[Paige]

You want to know why? Because. Well, that's why.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

I feel like when I work out every single day before, like, an event that I know I'm gonna be nervous at it. Like, like, helps your mental. And also because you were talking about that ski girl. I did see that clip. Okay, this is like, so embarrassing, but I'm just gonna say it. You know how, like, people do, like, affirmations? Okay, well, like, sometimes I'm like, that's like, so corny. I'm not like, saying in my head. So I came up with my own. That, like, makes sense for me.

[Hannah]

And this is our private podcast. You can say anything.

[Paige]

Okay.

[Hannah]

This is our diary. My information.

[Paige]

First. I picture the people that I hate the most.

[Hannah]

This is so Sicilian.

[Paige]

I get the colloquial and my affirmation is, you watch this. So in my head, before I'm nervous for anything, I think about all the people that want me to fail. And in my head I say, you watch this.

[Hannah]

And then I feel like that's actually doing. You're feeling the feeling of being like, I already won.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

And that's actually manifestation to. Before you do it, sit in the feeling of like, it already went the way you wanted. I also find when you put too much pressure on yourself, and if you're like, this is life and death. If I do badly, like, I can't function. If I do great, I'll be the greatest ever. That is not good either. It's more just like, I'm the shit. I'm doing what I do. This isn't gonna make or break me. This isn't gonna make me a good person, a bad person. This isn't gonna change anything in my life. If you're happy before, you'll be happy after. If you're unhappy before, you'll be happy after. That's. That's like, really my own.

[Paige]

But also, when you're with the wrong person and you feel. You feel like even more that it's life or death. Because when you don't have someone to go home to, that, like, will comfort you. Mm.

[Hannah]

Also, Eileen Goo said something that I related to a lot. It's a little more stand up and sportsy, but it's. What a good quote. She goes, I practice like I've never won, and I compete like I've never lost.

[Paige]

Wow. Okay, so she's fully prepared.

[Hannah]

Yeah, she's. And she went to Stanford. Okay. That's where we lost school.

[Paige]

Applied. Any Ivy League schools.

[Hannah]

I was going to Cornell because that's where my. My mom went.

[Paige]

Oh, you got in.

[Hannah]

Yeah, but they. They didn't have scholarship, so I went to Wisconsin.

[Paige]

Smart.

[Hannah]

Because deep down I felt like I knew I was going to be an entrepreneur and that the school I went to wasn't gonna. Even though I had no idea what kind of entrepreneur.

[Paige]

No one offered me to apply to any of those.

[Hannah]

So this is like. You're gonna be so jealous, and this is so cunty of me. I'm a legacy.

[Paige]

You are.

[Hannah]

Well, when your parent goes to an Ivy, you're a legacy. So, like, the legacy.

[Paige]

But are you still. If you didn't go.

[Hannah]

I don't think so, but I was for a moment.

[Paige]

So like, now your. Like, if your daughter went to Wisconsin, they'd be like, she's a legacy.

[Hannah]

But me and my mom went to

[Paige]

the same high school.

[Hannah]

And it's still.

[Paige]

And it's still there.

[Hannah]

Still happening.

[Paige]

Yes, still popping.

[Hannah]

Final. Final question of the pod. Marching band jackets are predicted to be trending in 2026. Yes or no? Yes. And that is the end of our podcast.

[Paige]

And that's your daily dose. See you next time.

[Hannah]

Thank you for giggling with us. We love you so much. Send us good vibes for me. Shooting the special this weekend. Paige is on Netflix for the actor Awards, and we need all your positive vibes.

[Paige]

Yeah. There's not enough beta bloggers in the world.

[Hannah]

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