Giggling about tinned fish, tracking farts, and Tampa

Summary

Giggly Squad – Episode Summary

Episode: Giggling about tinned fish, tracking farts, and Tampa
Hosts: Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo
Date: March 6, 2026

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Overview

In this classic Giggly Squad episode, Hannah and Paige blend hilarious anecdotes and hot takes on pop culture, fashion trends, comfort wear, bodily functions, and their personal quirks. With their signature mix of self-deprecation and empowerment, they riff on everything from the Tampa airport's infamous new dress code to the cultural moment for tinned fish, all while sharing stories about travel, relationships, and the mysteries of tracking farts.

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Key Topics & Insights

Apartment Chaos & Friendship Contrasts

[01:20-02:51]

• Hannah is stressed about Paige visiting her messy apartment; highlights the chaos when her boyfriend is away, referencing "Jimmy Neutron" levels of solo living.
• Paige and Hannah contrast their approaches to hospitality and apartment cleanliness, with Paige displaying pastries for her glam squad versus Hannah's “you might get bitten by something” attitude.
  • Quote:
    • Hannah: “When Dez is not around, I’m like Jimmy Neutron… I’m peeing in the shower, I don’t give a fuck. And then I was like, oh my god, Paige is coming.” [02:04]
    • Paige: “Yesterday, my glam showed up to my apartment, and I had, like, a little plate of pastries… honey, that’s real life.” [02:26]

Pimple Fascinations and Gross-but-Real Love

[02:58-04:17]

• Hannah freaks out over a pimple on her spine, joking she thought it was a medical emergency. Paige relishes the opportunity to pop it, equating pimple-popping to intimacy.
  • Quote:
    • Paige: “When you get to the point where you’re like, let me pop that pimple for you, that’s when, like, true love comes in.” [03:55]

Red Carpet Truths, Award Show Nerves

[04:28-07:18]

• Paige recounts her anxiety surrounding the SAG awards, beta-blockers, expensive jewels, and projectile vomiting post-show—“I come back out and I’m like, and now the day is over.”
  • Discusses the reality behind celebrities’ glamorous looks: everything is borrowed and anxiety-inducing.
  • Quote:
    • Paige: “I had over $1.5 million of jewelry on me at SAG.” [06:33]
    • Hannah: “See, I would have said no. I would have been like, no, thank you.” [06:38]

Airport Dress Code Drama: Tampa Bans Crocs & Pajamas

[09:44-13:32]

• The Tampa airport's (purported) ban on Crocs and pajamas is debated. The hosts question its legality and the gendered nature of the rules.
  • Quote:
    • Paige: “As someone who owns a pajama brand, I felt very singled out.” [12:46]
    • Hannah: “If you wear jeans to the airport, you don’t travel a lot.” [12:49]
• Both advocate for comfort, with Paige suggesting the ban targets women and both noting the arbitrary standards imposed on female travelers.

The Double Standard of Airport Fashion

[13:35-14:22]

• Critique of double standards, e.g., men wearing sweatpants or cowboy boots (“That’s a heel!” [14:11]) being ignored while women are policed for their clothing choices.

The Comedic Importance of Crocs & Airport Rebellion

[14:35-15:17]

• Hannah, as a touring comedian, asserts her right to comfort wear, joking about bringing only Crocs on the road.

Flights, Fiascos, and Couples’ Travel Dynamics

[15:18-17:48]

• Air travel etiquette, men getting drunk on flights, Paige’s past relationship drama with an addict on a plane, and why traveling with a significant other exposes their true selves.

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Giggly Fashion & Pop Culture

Men Stealing Women’s Fashion: Ballet Flats & Hot Girl Walks

[20:56-22:29]

• Discussion about men adopting ballet flats and even “hot girl walks”—lamenting that women can’t have trends untouched.
  • Quote:
    • Paige: “Can we have anything? We can’t have a single thing. We can’t even go on hot girl walks anymore. They, like, want to go on walks.” [22:17]

The FIFA Dilemma & The College Dude Apartment

[23:15-26:38]

• The surreal experience of visiting college guys’ apartments for the first time—always full of men playing FIFA.
  • Quote:
    • Hannah: “Why are there always 17 dudes playing FIFA?” [23:15]

Female Empowerment & Sports Stories

[25:47-29:42]

• Hannah’s college tales: being hit by a car, male athletes’ intimidating presence, and learning that using humor neutralizes male-dominated spaces.
  • Quote:
    • Hannah: “As long as I’m funnier than them, they can never get to me.” [29:22]
    • “You are in control… You never have to be embarrassed in front of men.” [28:07]

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Trends & Health Fixations

The Tinned Fish Craze

[33:36-39:44]

• Hannah and Paige muse on the rise of “tinned fish” chic, discussing its origins in European countries, health benefits, and branding (“Tin Fish sounds like a cool men’s brand or rapper”). [33:46]
• The reveal it’s basically fancy cat food.
• Practical meal ideas: charcuterie, salads, and pastas.

AI, Fart-Tracking Underwear, and Medical Mysteries

[40:00-42:53]

• The absurdity of new wellness “innovations”–like AI-based fart-tracking underwear—and the irony that such studies get funding over actual women’s health.
  • Quote:
    • Paige: “But yet they’re tracking farts. No, we’ve truly lost it as a study.” [40:32]
• Paige is skeptical about the reported number of daily farts (32!), leading to comedic revelations about how much women allegedly hold in.

Weekend Plans & Age Realities

[42:56-43:07]

• The hosts reflect on how weekend plans lose luster post-30 and joke about never divulging their true age.

Calling Men Bitches & Losers: The Art of Insult

[43:44-44:59]

• Paige shares her favorite insults, “bitch” and “loser,” and how devastating they are to men’s egos—crediting Kourtney Kardashian as her inspiration.
  • Quote:
    • Paige: “If I had a nickel for every time I called a guy a loser…” [44:52]
    • “That was iconic because I could—I say it deep. You make the word last 15 minutes.” [45:01]

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The Art of Giggly Gifting and Friendship

The Gift Economy: Sharing Shopping Finds

[50:13-53:37]

• Hannah loves sending Paige vintage fashion finds ("It's a form of love"), while Paige admits sometimes she’s sure Hannah is trolling her. Both discuss their very different fashion silhouettes and approaches to shopping.

Mini Dresses, Body Types, and the Midriff Debate

[53:37-55:34]

• Paige is all about minidresses and tailoring, Hannah laments that her curves make most dresses inappropriately short, and both joke about possible midriff bans.
  • Quote:
    • Hannah: “If Tampa came out and said, no midriffs, I’d actually be more understanding than no pajama pants.” [55:02]

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Salon Stories & Laying Out

Haircuts, Salons, and Teenage Memories

[57:04-61:06]

• The vulnerability of salon visits: ugly mirrors, emotional confessions, and childhood nostalgia.
• Hannah’s childhood salon chaos, rolling around and getting hair everywhere, contrasts with Paige’s magazine-filled relaxation.

The Art of Laying Out

[61:12-61:34]

• Paige could sunbathe for hours as a teen, tracking the UV like it was a job. Hannah prefers constant movement—lying still stirs her demons.

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Modern Communication Grievances

Annoying Texts and Subpoena Paranoia

[62:03-63:14]

• Hannah and Paige mock the anxiety of ambiguous “What are you doing tomorrow?” texts and joke about their text exchanges ever being subpoenaed.
  • Quote:
    • Paige: “If you ever get subpoenaed, please delete my number.” [63:11]

Giggling as Self-Care

[63:27-64:14]

• The importance of gifs and voice notes for their friendship and self-care, with a classic anecdote about mistimed jokes during serious moments.

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Memorable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• “When Dez is not around, I’m like Jimmy Neutron… peeing in the shower. I don’t give a fuck. And then I was like, oh my God, Paige is coming.” —Hannah [02:04]
• “When you get to the point where you’re like, let me pop that pimple for you, that’s when, like, true love comes in.” —Paige [03:55]
• “I had over $1.5 million of jewelry on me at SAG.” —Paige [06:33]
• “If you wear jeans to the airport, like, you don’t travel a lot.” —Hannah [12:49]
• “Can we have anything? We can’t have a single thing. We can’t even go on hot girl walks anymore.” —Paige [22:17]
• “Why are there always 17 dudes playing FIFA?” —Hannah [23:15]
• “As long as I’m funnier than them, they can never get to me.” —Hannah [29:22]
• “But yet they’re tracking farts. No, we’ve truly lost it as a study.” —Paige [40:32]
• “If I had a nickel for every time I called a guy a loser…” —Paige [44:52]
• “It’s a form of love… if you bought something because I sent it to you, then, like, we are cheating.” —Hannah [53:12]

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Key Takeaways

• Comfort is queen: Whether it's Crocs, pajamas, or the freedom to giggle about farts, the girls push back against arbitrary standards and celebrate comfort, especially for women.
• Friendship rituals matter: From sending shopping links to voice noting, small gestures are acts of mutual care and support.
• Self-deprecation meets girl power: Through messy apartments, pimple-popping, and hairy salons, Hannah and Paige carve out space to laugh at themselves and remind listeners that imperfection is universal—and hilarious.
• Pop culture and nostalgia are fair game: Whether reminiscing about college FIFA marathons, vintage hair salons, or the highs and lows of reality TV romances, they find humor and insight in every shared experience.
• Empowerment is in humor: Both hosts reinforce that humor is not only a shield but a source of empowerment in navigating male-dominated situations—or just surviving adulthood.

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Notable Segments (Timestamps)

• [01:20] – Hannah’s apartment chaos
• [03:55] – Pimple-popping as love language
• [06:33] – Paige recounts SAG awards anxiety
• [10:00–15:17] – Tampa airport dress code: Crocs & pajamas debate
• [22:17] – Men “stealing” ballet flats and hot girl walks
• [23:15] – The college guy FIFA phenomenon
• [29:22] – Hannah’s humor epiphany around male athletes
• [33:46–39:44] – The tinned fish trend
• [40:00] – Fart-tracking underwear debate
• [44:52] – Calling men “losers” (Kardashian origin story)
• [57:04] – Salon vulnerability and hair chaos stories
• [62:03] – Modern etiquette on texting & subpoena paranoia

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Final Thoughts

The episode serves up classic Giggly Squad irreverence with plenty of laugh-out-loud anecdotes, sly feminist commentary, and the reassurance that whatever weirdness you’re experiencing, you’re definitely not alone—as long as you’re giggling.

Transcript

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[Paige]

Gary, fix your wi fi.

[Hannah]

He can't be managed.

[Paige]

I mean, the day just got away from me.

[Hannah]

Hello my gregarious. Hello my gregarious gigglers. I'm stressed cuz Paige is coming to my apartment after this and I've had a. I've had a. I was going to say a day. I've had a. A year.

[Paige]

Okay.

[Hannah]

And I. I think what's going to have to happen is you. You can't come in. I have to do some quick cause I'm afraid you're gonna get upset. It's gonna ruin your day when you see the state. I had leftovers last night when my parents are gone. I know I'm an adult, but I live.

[Paige]

You've lived alone for over 10 years

[Hannah]

and Dez is not around. I'm like Jimmy Neutron. Like, I'm like sleepover time. I'm peeing in the shower. I don't give a fuck. And then I was like, oh my God, Paige is coming.

[Paige]

Is that something Jimmy Neutron did?

[Hannah]

There's like a movie where all the parents like disappeared and the kids went crazy. And that's just how I live my life. You don't have to put plates back into the sink if you don't want to.

[Paige]

Here's a perfect description of how you and I are different. Yesterday, my glam Showed up to my apartment, and I had, like, a little plate of pastries. And Mitchell literally said, is that real life, or were you, like, taking a picture of something? And I was like, honey, that's real life.

[Hannah]

Grab a pastry. When my glam came in yesterday, let's talk about our glam. I'm like, you might get bitten by something.

[Paige]

You're like, if you have an allergic reaction, we don't know what it's from, but you might have one. It can be anything in here.

[Hannah]

Also, I woke up and, like, my back was kind of hurting. Like, something on my back was hurting. So I was, like, touching my spine, and a part of my spine was, like, popped out. And I was like, did I break my spine? And then I realized I just have a massive pimple, which Paige loves. Like, how happy she is. She loves a pimple. I'm getting down my spine.

[Paige]

I have to see it.

[Hannah]

I have to show you guys. But I thought. I thought I was paralyzed. I was like, I'm going to be paralyzed. Okay.

[Paige]

Oh, that's a good one. Oh, that's a good one.

[Hannah]

Like, my back is perfect.

[Paige]

Yeah, I could get in there, but, like, it hurts.

[Hannah]

Like, what's your strategy? How are we approach? Like, you can't just go in. You have to, like.

[Paige]

Well, I have to assess the area and see if there's even, like, a head that could be popped.

[Hannah]

I don't think there is. I need to heat compress it first.

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[Hannah]

I'm so scared.

[Paige]

I love surgery, though.

[Hannah]

You can, like, take a needle.

[Paige]

Well, I have, like, all tools for

[Hannah]

it, so you have to dig in. That is.

[Paige]

Honestly, I think one of, like, my highlights of ever, like, dating a man is, like, when you get to the. When you get to the point where you're like, let me pop that pimple for you. That's when, like, true love comes in. Like, I love.

[Hannah]

If you have that with me, you don't need a man.

[Paige]

I had a boyfriend that had, like, shoulder acne. That's my fucking dream.

[Hannah]

Well, you could go hard on the shoulder. For some reason, it doesn't hurt as bad. Yeah. Oh, God.

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[Hannah]

Anywho. How are you?

[Paige]

I'm good.

[Hannah]

You were in Brooklyn this morning?

[Paige]

I was in Brooklyn this morning.

[Hannah]

Oh.

[Paige]

This was what I wanted to say, because now I'm, like, not in a coma from doing SAG awards anymore, because I was talking about how I didn't need my beta blockers as much as I thought I was going to do. Going to need. Let me just set the Scene for in the morning. In the morning. Any day like that, that I'm gonna be nervous and I know I'm gonna take a beta blocker. I can't drink any coffee because I'll just freak out. I had hot water with lemon and then the only thing I could consume was half a banana.

[Hannah]

Oh, your body shut down?

[Paige]

No, my body was like, no, I can't take nothing in, nothing out.

[Hannah]

I'm the exact opposite. I'm like, put it all in and then it's all coming out.

[Paige]

Like my body's like, no, no, closed right now. You think you're gonna have a simple syrup? Get out of here.

[Hannah]

Simple syrup is a risk on a none. Oh my God.

[Paige]

So that's what I had before. Then I take my beta blocker, Then I do what I have to do.

[Hannah]

Oh, you took beta blocker in the morning?

[Paige]

I took a beta blocker 30 minutes before I had to be out there.

[Hannah]

Oh, okay.

[Paige]

Yeah, I do the whole thing. I go to the awards. I'm sitting at the award show. I'm probably sitting there for like a little over an hour, maybe like an hour and a half. I'm sitting there. It truly felt like someone came up behind me, took a baseball bat and just like hit me in the head. Like I got an instant headache, but I think it was my adrenaline like starting to come down. I literally turned to my assistant and I'm like, we have to go immediately or I'm gonna like literally pass out at the table. We get in the car, we go back to the hotel. At this point, it's like 7:30. We walk into my hotel room because she has to take my jewelry was so expensive. I actually can't believe they didn't send a person. Usually if it's over a certain amount of money, they'll send a human being that watches the jewelry. But they were like, have at it.

[Hannah]

I was someone. You lost your pink. Your pinky ring and you were freaking out. And I was like, I can't deal with this right now.

[Paige]

Oh my God, I forgot I lost my pinky ring.

[Hannah]

Cuz your pinky's so little that nothing would stay.

[Paige]

I had over $1.5 million of jewelry on me at SAG.

[Hannah]

See, I would have said no. I would have been like, no, thank you.

[Paige]

I was just expecting like, oh, I'm gonna give it back immediately after this. Like, they're gonna send a person. They didn't send a person. So we walk into my hotel room, she unzips my dress. Cause she's like, Also giving my dress back. I'm taking the jewelry off and I'm like, hold on a second, I'll be right back. I walk into the bathroom, projectile vomit.

[Hannah]

You love vomiting. That's like, that's your go to.

[Paige]

You're like, I come back out and I'm like, and now the day is over. I have completed my task. My body is also understanding that the day is over.

[Hannah]

There's your bow, your pirouette, really into the bowl.

[Paige]

And you wanna know the worst part? I was like, wow, today was a good day. Like today was a good day. Anxiety wise, I'm laughing cause I do

[Hannah]

the same thing but through the other hole. Yeah, yeah. Which when I explained that to you, you stopped seeing me as gross and started seeing me as just like human.

[Paige]

I started seeing you.

[Hannah]

But I want people to understand when you see all these celebrities like glitzed out, it's all Lent, it's all borrowed. And like the second they get off the car.

[Paige]

Oh, I thought, I don't know why I thought you were talking about like Lent, like actual Lent. I was like, you're half Jewish. Why do you care about Lent?

[Hannah]

What happened with the jewels?

[Paige]

We gave them back, but like she

[Hannah]

had to hold them for a certain amount of time.

[Paige]

She just had to hold them till the next morning. Someone came and got them the next morning before we got on our flight.

[Hannah]

This reminds me, last time we were in LA doing interviews, I had a necklace that no one told me how much it was, thank God. But I couldn't get it off because you know when some of these clasps are like insane, like getting into Fort Knox. And I went to college, couldn't figure it out. Also, my nails were long and I facetimed my stylist at like 2:30am thank God she doesn't sleep. And I was like, I'm about to get on a plane at 6am with this on my neck if we can't get this off. And she was like, that cannot happen. And I'm like, okay, well there's like

[Paige]

a picture of Jane Fonda where she went to an award show. And then there's a picture of her the next morning in her kitchen in the same dress. And she's like, I couldn't get the zipper off. And like, there's so many things in my life that I'm like, this happened also happened to Jane Fonda. And I don't know why, but like, I'm obsessed with her.

[Hannah]

Jane Fonda is so iconic. If you don't know about her, like Learn.

[Paige]

No, you should actually watch her documentary.

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[Hannah]

I did.

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[Hannah]

I have to rewatch. That's my thing with fashion, though. Like, it's so uncomfortable. And I've recently somehow ended up in a bunch of jumpsuits. I don't know what I did in a past life. First of all, they don't fit my long torso. My laby is literally fighting for its life. And then obviously, you know, I like to pee slash poop.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Like, I don't even know what's gonna happen, but I'm like, I need to be in the bathroom.

[Paige]

And in this, you're my.

[Hannah]

Everyone's like, you don't just take the jumpsuit off. You have to, like, take your microphone off. You have to. It's a whole thing.

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[Hannah]

So anyway, this is not relatable, but I'm just saying, every girl relates to a jumpsuit in a way that is relatable.

[Paige]

That I can't believe we didn't talk about. But honestly, I think I saw it after we had, like, recorded last week. Did you freaking see the Tampa airport banning Crocs and pajama pants?

[Hannah]

Which isn't a funny bit.

[Paige]

I thought it was a bit. And me, who is like, such a crock hater, I was like, let the girls wear their choice of shoes.

[Hannah]

You're like, just cause it's not for me doesn't mean I need to ban other people's rights.

[Paige]

And in America, literally take note, you

[Hannah]

don't approve of something doesn't mean it's not right for other people.

[Paige]

Just because I don't want to do it doesn't mean I'm going to take

[Hannah]

away rights from people. Okay, first of all, I have so many thoughts on this. This makes me now want to walk into the Tampa airport with no flight, just wearing pajamas. Marry my Daphne.

[Paige]

I might do a Daphne photo shoot in the Tampa airport. That was my first thought. I was like, what? Great marketing with my Crocs.

[Hannah]

And then I'm gonna throw Jibbitz all over the airport.

[Paige]

Here's the thing that I found offensive. The overarching message was, please stop showing up. I think, like, looking disheveled or like,

[Hannah]

which is my brand, but continue.

[Paige]

But my thing is from a legal stand, but also, Florida does whatever the fuck they want. I feel like, from a legal standpoint, because we are lawyers.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

How are you differentiating what's a pajama pant and what's not? And also, it just felt very pointed at women.

[Hannah]

Yes.

[Paige]

Did it not? It came off, like, hey, girls, stop.

[Hannah]

It's fame. Off. Like, girls, wear a fucking power suit to the airport. Now I'm gonna show up with a gown.

[Paige]

Not that I've ever been in this situation where I've had to sit next to a man on a plane and I felt like he was wearing something weird. But there's definitely times where I've seen men at the airport, and I'm like, well, those sweatpants are not appropriate. Like, they're too tight. Did you put underwear on, you fucking freak? So if we're not addressing the men's penises in their pants, don't tell me what kind of pant or shoe I can or cannot wear.

[Hannah]

Well, this is my issue. If you invite me to your house and you say, hannah, I'd prefer you to not show up in your pajamas and Crocs, I can respect that and say, it's your house and it's your party.

[Paige]

If someone ever said that, that would also be insane.

[Hannah]

No, but also, like, it's your house.

[Paige]

There's a dress code.

[Hannah]

It's a private cocktail of you, and I want my friend to have a good event. However, as someone who flies for a living, first of all, I don't know where I'm landing. I don't know where I am. How are you think people, like, are like, oh, I'm flying to Tampa, and I have to now prepare a dress code for when I land in Tampa. I don't know where I land, and I'm always wearing something comfortable.

[Paige]

I'm just like you, probably, as in,

[Hannah]

when I'm on tour, am I about to be like, oh, shoot, the Tampa airport. I have to change my outfit for the Tampa airport.

[Paige]

As someone who owns a pajama brand, I felt very singled out.

[Hannah]

Also, if you wear jeans to the airport, like, you don't travel a lot. Yeah, you're like, you're a masculine.

[Paige]

Also. Let's just say men's jeans are very different than women's jeans.

[Hannah]

Really?

[Paige]

Men's jeans, I feel like, are soft, a little bit softer, because they're. It's not like we're not. They're not care about their shape.

[Hannah]

They're not hugging anything.

[Paige]

So I think that when men are in jeans at the airport or even like a chino pant, it's very different. But I've definitely seen men in, like, full sweat.

[Hannah]

Also. You see these mothers with, like, four children who are about to get on a flight at 6, 6am she doesn't have to dress all her children. I want those kids in their comfortable pajamas so she can just get them out of bed and put them on the plane. You're making mothers, like, dress children in what? Like, like office wear?

[Paige]

Yeah, that would be adorable.

[Hannah]

That would be adorable.

[Paige]

But imagine you brought your baby on a plane. She just had a headset on.

[Hannah]

Like, you definitely.

[Paige]

She's working customer service.

[Hannah]

Like, sorry, I have to take this. No, Tampa's going to get sued. That's crazy.

[Paige]

It was just. I just thought it was so crazy.

[Hannah]

Also, who in the. In the meeting was like, I have a really good idea.

[Paige]

Also, you're dealing with Florida. Like, that's gonna backfire. All the Cookie monster pajama girls from high school are gonna band together. Okay. They're gonna, like, they're somewhere getting their nails done together and they're coming for you.

[Hannah]

You know, it makes me uncomfortable when you go to an airport and men are wearing cowboy boots. Why are you in full drag at the airport with a mini heel?

[Paige]

That's a heel.

[Hannah]

That's a fucking heel.

[Paige]

And a high heel and a hat.

[Hannah]

So then I'm there with.

[Paige]

I can't see.

[Hannah]

You can't see anything. You're wearing your hat. Why are you in full.

[Paige]

Can't even see the gate numbers because your hat is so big.

[Hannah]

Literally.

[Paige]

Here's my question. What were they doing with the Crocs that they had to be banned? Like, were they taking them off and throwing them? Like, what they can go sport mode. I can't see that there was ever a problem with people wearing Crocs.

[Hannah]

The one thing with Crocs is cause they're rubber sometimes against the, like, flooring. It would like, I would like, squeak, but not really. I would, like, trip a little sometimes.

[Paige]

You're like our legit infield reporter.

[Hannah]

Yeah. As someone who's been on the ground and tried it out, however, I am one of those people in the morning. I don't want to wear, like, tie shoes in the morning. I want Velcro or slip it on.

[Paige]

We've seen.

[Hannah]

That's why I love Crocs. What if you're. I'm on a comedy tour and I brought one comfy outfit and Crocs to travel in. What are they going to say? You can't do your show tonight because you showed up in Crocs?

[Paige]

Well, that's my question. How are you differentiating? What's a pajama pant and what's like a sweatpant?

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

What do you mean?

[Hannah]

You can wear sweats telling people they have to go back to where they Came from.

[Paige]

Like, the only situation I could see is, like, if someone tried to get on a flight and they were dressed, like, extremely inappropriate and provocatively, like, then may. Okay. But I feel like there's even been stories where girls are, like, in leggings and people have been like, you can't get on this flight or something. Honestly, you should be worried about the drunk men that get on these goddamn flights a little bit more than what the girls are wearing. There's so many flights where I can't believe people have even been allowed to get on the plane.

[Hannah]

I was with my mom flying from Toronto, and she looked at me and she was like, you know, people are drinking right now. And it was 9am and I was like. I go, you know, I think some people get flight anxiety. And she goes, no, I think they're just. They're just. I think they're just having fun being hammered. And this was a Monday.

[Paige]

You know, I didn't realize that until I was, like, well into my 20s, that people get, like, hammered on flights.

[Hannah]

Well, I had my experience when I was sitting with a woman who was blackout on a flight, who I haven't reached out to. And every now and then, I'm afraid she's gonna come out of nowhere and be like, why haven't you texted me?

[Paige]

One time I was dating a guy, and in my defense, I didn't know he was a drug addict. Cause he was, like, a good one.

[Hannah]

We've all been there. We've all been there. No, sometimes we do it subtly.

[Paige]

Yeah, I did. I had no idea.

[Hannah]

Yep. Mm.

[Paige]

Same until we got on a flight one time. And while we're. Whilst on the flight, I was, like, falling asleep. Like, I'm coherent, but my eyes are closed. Like, if anyone's around, I'm asleep. And I heard him talking to the people next to us, and he was just lying. Just, like, lying about everything. And it was on that trip that I realized that he had not gone to bed from the night before, and he was, in fact, a drug addict. And he got so hammered on the flight. I actually feel like security got involved at some point, but I, like, stayed asleep asleep. I think I might be about to wait.

[Hannah]

That is so you to, like, someone's getting arrested and you're just constantly. I have narcolepsy.

[Paige]

I straight up narcolepsy.

[Hannah]

You wake up, you're like, where is he?

[Paige]

What happened?

[Hannah]

Someone's like, does anyone know this man? And you're like, let him fight for himself. I do think traveling with your significant other is important. You learn a lot. Yeah, you learn a lot.

[Paige]

I think it's really important. I've never had, like. Well, one time, someone tried to leave me in Paris. Honestly, I digress.

[Hannah]

That sounds, like, iconic, though. Someone left you in Paris. They could have left you in Atlantic City.

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[Paige]

Yeah, that's true.

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[Hannah]

Paige, have you ever sweat before?

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Okay. I'm so glad we're bringing this to the forefront. And I hope my mother is listening to this, because all growing up, my brother got to drink Gatorade all the time. And I'd be like, mom, can I have Gatorade? And she'd be like, you don't play sports. And now, in my adult life, I actually do play extreme sports because I've flown to Fiji, worn suede sweat so badly that I literally dropped to the ground.

[Hannah]

Also, I've been to one of your fittings. You try on 40 to 50 outfits in record time.

[Paige]

That's an extreme sport.

[Hannah]

Extreme sport.

[Paige]

There's always Gatorade in my refrigerator because you never know. I go on a brisk walk, I'm like, I need to. I need electrolytes, I need to hydrate. I need something more than water.

[Hannah]

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[Hannah]

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[Paige]

I won't sweat through my clothes, but, like, it's happening where you'll just, like, you'll full on sweat through. It's almost like a badge of honor.

[Hannah]

Oh, yeah.

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[Paige]

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[Hannah]

I think That a classic flavor.

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[Hannah]

Nothing hits the tongue quite like it. And you immediately think of, like, at

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[Paige]

Some people say the colors and some people say the flavors.

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[Hannah]

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[Hannah]

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[Paige]

I bet the gigglers are very split because I'm a color girly. And I feel like you're.

[Hannah]

I'm a government name because I don't mess around when it comes to my Gatorade.

[Paige]

Like, you put their first and last name in your contacts.

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[Hannah]

Guys are wearing ballet flats now. Well, Harry Styles and some other guys who are more fashion forward, but, like, they're wearing ballet flats.

[Paige]

Did you see Rosalia got asked a question. What's her favorite thing about men? And she said that they're gay.

[Hannah]

Rosalie is a giggler.

[Paige]

That's my president.

[Hannah]

That's my president. That's my religion.

[Paige]

That was so real.

[Hannah]

I love Rosalie, you know, she's my style icon.

[Paige]

What brand? I want to know who's responsible for this. And when you say ballet flat, like, does it have a bow?

[Hannah]

Harry Styles is wearing, like, a bell bottom with a ballet flat with, like, a tabby. Not a tabby, which, by the way, I need to get in on those tabbies.

[Paige]

Yeah. I can't believe you haven't.

[Hannah]

It just hasn't. I don't. I feel like. Cause I'm scared.

[Paige]

It's so you.

[Hannah]

Cause I also don't understand a tabby for you guys. Don't know. It's when you look like a hoof. Yeah. Do you have to get a special sock for that? The admin is actually stressing out. I don't know.

[Paige]

I've never looked into a tabby, honey. My assistant wears them all the time. But that's her style. That's like her vibe. Like, they do look cute, but I just, like, in the Back of my head, I have my mom being like, just because it's expensive doesn't mean it looks good.

[Hannah]

Oh, that's why I haven't done it. Cuz I think they're expensive. And I'm like, I'm not paying more for less of a shoe. You cut the shoe in half?

[Paige]

Yeah, like on the top. I'm really upset about the men wearing ballet flats, though. Can we have anything? We can't have a single thing. We can't even go on hot girl walks anymore. They, like, want to go on walks.

[Hannah]

Men are going on walks.

[Paige]

Yeah, they're going on walks too.

[Hannah]

What?

[Paige]

Who knows? I thought that they've already taken us down. They don't know what else.

[Hannah]

That's what golf is, just men walking and, like, hitting bad shots and then telling each other it was a good enough shot.

[Paige]

Now they're, like, walking around and talking. The last thing we need is them

[Hannah]

talking to each other. Chris, are you guys talking?

[Paige]

Have any of your friends asked you to go on a walk?

[Hannah]

No, I go on walks sometimes, though.

[Paige]

By yourself?

[Hannah]

That's scary.

[Paige]

No, but I think that's better than them getting together and walking.

[Hannah]

True. But I also don't like when a guy's alone. I'm like, where are you going? What are you planning?

[Paige]

Yeah, what are you up to? Yeah, I don't like when they get together like that.

[Hannah]

When there's two, I don't mind because I feel like they're. They're like, obsessed with each other. Like they're gay.

[Paige]

Yeah, they offset each other.

[Hannah]

But when there's three, three or more, you got a problem. You got a problem because one of them is doing something.

[Paige]

Three or more, something illegal is happening also.

[Hannah]

I talk about this in my standup, but do you know, like, in your college and in your 20s when you'd go over to a guy's apartment, why are there always 17 dudes playing FIFA? Like, when. And that's the worst.

[Paige]

I think it's them being nervous. It's them needing emotional support without ever saying, like, hey, I need. Like, I'm nervous. Like, this girl's coming over. It's more like.

[Hannah]

And then in front of me, I've

[Paige]

had this girl come over. He's like, also performing for them. Like, look how much this girl makes.

[Hannah]

I'm about to dick down this girl. But then I'm like, this isn't a fucking performance. Like, I came here to. I don't even know if. I don't even know what to do. Like, I don't even Know why I'm here. And suddenly I'm having to walk into your bedroom and do a fucking walk of shame before I even did anything. Also, I'm giving you a bad hand job. Like, this isn't going to be a thing.

[Paige]

Can I just say? Because, like, I'm no better than a man. I thrived in those situations.

[Hannah]

What would you do? What was your mood?

[Paige]

I loved them. They were like my. That. That was like my college experience. Because I was like, guess what? Also, I'm funny, but you didn't see that one coming.

[Hannah]

Yeah, yeah. I just. It was like, tell me who all's gonna be there before I show up also. Cause in your head, you're like, this is gonna be so romantic. Like, he's gonna be waiting for me with candles and a glass of wine. And then you walk in and it's just eight guys being like, are you Sarah? And you're like, nope, that's not my name. That's not my name. And then I'm like, oh, yeah, you. Like, I know what. I know that guy. I've seen him on Facebook. You're fucking a rat. I don't like you.

[Paige]

Do you have any guy college friends, like now in your 30s?

[Hannah]

Well, my college experience. Cause it was in Wisconsin. Like, everyone lives in Chicago. Or they were like foreign on the tennis teams. But I keep in touch with a lot of them. Like, virtually.

[Paige]

I couldn't name one of them. Maybe I could name.

[Hannah]

We really close with the tennis guys.

[Paige]

I've never formed a real friendship with a man. Like, I. That's actually untrue. I have. I have friendships with. I would say I have friendships with, like, two men that I really have a legitimate friendship with. But I'm not even talking to them. And if anything, I'm. Now I'm talking to their wives.

[Hannah]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Paige]

You know, like, I'm not.

[Hannah]

I do have to say I thrive with the audience, too. Now that I'm looking back, I think girls, when you walk in and you see those men and you get scared. Cause you're like, what are they planning? Am I gonna be kidnapped right now? Instead, you take control. This isn't a time for them to diminish you or whatever.

[Paige]

Well, they're actually way more nervous.

[Hannah]

They're so nervous. That's why they need to be together. I remember it's kind of like a spider.

[Paige]

Like, it's scared of you. You're not scared of it.

[Hannah]

I remember when I started to become powerful. Cause the male athletes were scary, and they were like the Shit on campus. Like, they were literally celebrities. Like, when they're walking to school, like, everyone's like, there's the quarterback, whatever. And the women's teams were training with the men's teams. And I remember I got hit by a car. I digress. And I.

[Paige]

That is the epitome of giggly squad. You're telling a story, but, like, you add, in a sense, say the most

[Hannah]

traumatic thing you've ever heard.

[Paige]

We'll actually get back to that.

[Hannah]

There was a lot of times where you'd have to just walk in front of the entire football team or the entire hockey team when you got hit by a car.

[Paige]

Did you fall to the ground or

[Hannah]

was it just like. I was sucked up in the air, landed on my back with a backpack, apparently saved my life. And I was just lying there and then stayed there. Cause it was quite nice to just lie there for a second. Oh, you think it's funny? You think it was funny? You almost lost me. Gigi's club wouldn't have been a thing in my head.

[Paige]

I'm picturing it grazing you and you being like, no.

[Hannah]

It was like, bing.

[Paige]

That's terrifying.

[Hannah]

Yeah. So anyway, back to me. I. No, I did. There's a thing called box jumps where you had to jump into a box. And the whole men's hockey team was, like, on bikes, and I was, like, for whatever reason, alone, scared, doing box jumps.

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[Hannah]

And I jumped and just like, rammed into.

[Paige]

I'm sitting here just jumping on my boxes.

[Hannah]

Just let me jump on my box. I jumped, and, like, I was trying to show off. And of course, like, I hit my shin. It started bleeding. I fell. It was like, a whole thing. But this is.

[Paige]

How hard were these boxes?

[Hannah]

Oh, my God. They're like, hard boxes. Yeah, but. And then there was this one time where, like, I started dating this football guy, and I was walking through the gym, and, like, four of his friends were there, and I guess I was like. They knew I started seeing him, and they were like, Hannah. But they didn't know I was crying because I just found out about a family member who was sick. So I had to be like, so

[Paige]

many parts of this story.

[Hannah]

But then this was my. Like, this was my moment where I think it shaped who I am as a person and why I love comedy now. And making fun of men, really getting

[Paige]

to the crux of it. And your entire personality.

[Hannah]

You never have to be embarrassed in front of men. You are in control. I'd been hit by a car. I was maimed. I was down for the count. And I think me and this football guy were like now not talking that much. They put you in this little pool as rehab where you run on a treadmill that's in a pool. So that's.

[Paige]

Honestly, I should get that for kitty.

[Hannah]

So your weight is like lifted so you have to put so much weight on it. So I'm at this little pool and I guess I'm wearing like shorts and a sports bra and like, this is intimate. And I'm also like probably crying. And all the football guys are lined up on bikes like right. Watching you, watching me do this. So it's like so annoying. And one of them is like my fucking ex situationship. And I'm like, cool, amazing. So I get out and I'm just like soaking wet.

[Paige]

Yeah. You're like, hi, this is me.

[Hannah]

Barely wearing any clothes.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Like, eyes probably swollen from crying. And I'm walking by and he decides to say something like. Like something like looking good or something like that. And I just look at him and I say, don't be a creep. And everyone starts dying, laughing like, ooh. And I remember feeling so powerful and being like, as long as I'm funnier than them, they can never get to me. Like, you tried to make me feel awkward in front of all you guys. You'd be fucking awkward.

[Paige]

They might have been giving you a complimen.

[Hannah]

I don't care. I don't care. Yeah. No, but also, don't don't fucking. How dare he. Don't fucking sexualize me. I'm a female athlete trying to recover from a car accident and you're trying to, in front of your boy, show off that you're like, yeah, nice ass.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

No, you're a fucking creep. You're losers. And I don't want your affection or attention. Or attention.

[Paige]

Fuck you and the Tampa airport.

[Hannah]

Yeah. Literally fuck the Tampa airport. Which I think I have to fly in soon. What if my face is just like.

[Paige]

They just tackle me the second. Immediately, bam.

[Hannah]

They go, she's been promoting Crocs.

[Paige]

Never did I think ever that I would be single handedly standing up for the croc community. I was like, hey, I might not

[Hannah]

agree with them, but they have the

[Paige]

right to express themselves the way they see fit.

[Hannah]

Just because they're different doesn't mean that it's exactly.

[Paige]

Just because they're different and I don't like it doesn't mean they need to change.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Be accepting of all people.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Whether or not they wear Crocs 100%.

[Hannah]

And that's the policy we stand on.

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[Hannah]

Anyway, have you been eating tinned fish? We don't even try to have Segways anymore.

[Paige]

I'm so happy you brought up this tin fish.

[Hannah]

Oh, my God. Tell.

[Paige]

I haven't eaten it, but their packaging is adorable.

[Hannah]

Well, you're thinking of Fish Wife. Very cute.

[Paige]

The marketing is so cute. But what is it? Why is everyone obsessed with it? What kind of fish is that? All kinds?

[Hannah]

Good question. So apparently this could be completely wrong, but, like, in Portugal and in Italy and Spain and. And they have these cans of, like, smoked fish that they like sardines, and they also have, like, octopus. They have all kinds of fish. So my brother calls me, and my brother's like, I'm obsessed with tin fish. And I'm like, tell me why.

[Paige]

Sounds like a great, like, band name or, like, really cool men's brand. Like, oh, my God, like, Tin Fish.

[Hannah]

Tinfish, yeah. It sounds like a rapper.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

A DJ. DJ Tin Fish.

[Paige]

Yeah. Tin Fish and 50 Cent did, like, a song together.

[Hannah]

Tin Fish remix. By the way, I miss when they used to yell the producer in the beginning. Yeah.

[Paige]

Why are we not giving him credit anymore?

[Hannah]

Yeah, yeah.

[Paige]

What happened to DJ Mustard? I've been wondering for years, what happened to Mustard Young? Jeez,

[Hannah]

let's take it easy. Yeah. I want to know who's producing it. It was like the Walt Disney would be like in the beginning. The production company let us know. Give credit where credit. Credit is due. Also, do you remember when every pop star used to just have a random rapper for 30 seconds at the end of the song?

[Paige]

I don't know why. Immediately popping into my head is Paul Wall.

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[Paige]

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[Hannah]

That song is so good. One of my favorite songs that he don't say nothing.

[Paige]

What happened to Paul Wall? I really thought that he's around, but not in the rap capacity.

[Hannah]

Well, he's not singing opera, right?

[Paige]

But, like, he had two or three major songs, and then one day he was just like, adios. And we never saw him again. Like, you didn't know he's with Jack Harlow somewhere that, like, the last time you listened to one of his songs was really gonna be the last time you ever saw him. Yeah. And I hate to get emotional, but.

[Hannah]

But also, I hate we haven't looked it up. He's probably been, like, making a lot of music, and it just hasn't crossed our desks.

[Paige]

Chris, do me a favor and look up.

[Hannah]

Chris, are you texting during the podcast?

[Paige]

Look up Paul Wall's big bibliography. What's he doing?

[Hannah]

What's he up to? I got you. I'm googling. Exactly that. Not a lot to work with here.

[Paige]

I feel like he almost might have gotten out of the industry because something happened to him.

[Hannah]

Or maybe he just did well and was like, I've said what I need to say. I've made all the rhymes I can make. He's performing this weekend. We're at Austin.

[Paige]

I'm so proud of him.

[Hannah]

I think he's from Houston. Wait.

[Paige]

I'm so proud of him.

[Hannah]

Performing at the state fair of West Virginia. He's at the state Fair, West Virginia. Oh, he's got a custom jewelry business, too. He's a custom jewelry business for grills.

[Paige]

I really didn't see him as the state fair circuit.

[Hannah]

He goes. He does bracelets now. Anyway, so tin fish.

[Paige]

Oh, yeah.

[Hannah]

What's great about it? And I don't work for tin fish, by the way, but my brother told me that, like, the minerals and vitamins are incredible. And my mom, who was a dietitian, always told me, like, at the end of the day, it's best to, like, actually eat your minerals and vitamins, like,

[Paige]

rather than, like, taking a vitamin.

[Hannah]

Taking a vitamin. Or like, just fucking eat a vegetable. Eat a whole food. So these fish have incredible vitamins and minerals, and the oils with it are really, really healthy for you. For your skin.

[Paige]

You're just opening, taking it, eating it, or you're putting it on.

[Hannah]

Great question. So you could put it, like, as part of a charcuterie plate. It's a great, healthy lunch to just open one up. They have salmon, all this stuff. They have ones that are really spicy.

[Paige]

Wait, Kitty would love this.

[Hannah]

Kitty. Oh, my God. Tin fish for the cats.

[Paige]

We need a tin fish collab.

[Hannah]

We need to do tin fish for cats. Wait, Kitty was. And it, like, really? I think that's just wet decorated. Yeah, true.

[Paige]

I think they've invented it.

[Hannah]

They invented it.

[Paige]

And it's cat food.

[Hannah]

It's cat food.

[Paige]

We're like, don't put that in the pod because let's ruminate on that one. And it's literally just fancy feast food. It's like, yep, nope. The scientists have cracked.

[Hannah]

It's call it Fancier Feast.

[Paige]

Fancier. Fancier Feast.

[Hannah]

But you also can put it in a stew. You could put it. You could put it in a pasta. Actually, I have an eater. I have an eater.

[Paige]

Want to ever put it in a pasta.

[Hannah]

So this is the thing. My brother's been obsessed with it and trying it.

[Paige]

What's his favorite fish?

[Hannah]

He's been trying everything.

[Paige]

He's been trying all the tins.

[Hannah]

But Lois, my daughter hates the smell of it. So she keeps going, pew, daddy, it smells. It smells. So Lois hates the tin fish movement. But Daniel is like, I would hate it too.

[Paige]

I think if I were Lois.

[Hannah]

It's really, it can be really strong smelling.

[Paige]

Do you have to refrigerate it?

[Hannah]

I think if there's an apocalypse, all the tin fish girlies are going to survive.

[Paige]

Or it. I was going to say, is it like tuna where it's like, you can keep it in the cabinet.

[Hannah]

Yeah, you don't have to put it in the fridge. Also, I should triple check that before I like give all the girls E Coli. Everyone's like, I listen to giggly Squad and I got E. Coli from an octopus. So double check that. But I do think if you are into like sushi or you're into like fish, that you like tin fish.

[Paige]

Are you gonna try it? Cause I don't know if I'm gonna.

[Hannah]

So I went to this restaurant, I

[Paige]

think it's called Tin Fish.

[Hannah]

In la. It's called like Fish Wife or something. I've talked about it before in the pod. And you can get this whole like tinned fish charcuterie spread and you could put it on bread. So if you wanna explore new palates. Yeah, you can try it.

[Paige]

Does your mom eat it?

[Hannah]

You will do anything my mom does?

[Paige]

Well, I just like, I look up to it.

[Hannah]

She's very, she's very fit and healthy.

[Paige]

Yeah, she's so healthy.

[Hannah]

I have to double check. I'll ask her. I don't want to speak for her.

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[Hannah]

And her ways.

[Paige]

Please don't speak on her name.

[Hannah]

This also could be totally made up because it's from the Internet. And I actually can't trust anything I'm seeing on the Internet lately. Like, it's becoming really chaotic.

[Paige]

No, I'm a 65 year old woman. I'm like, I think, is that AI?

[Hannah]

Well now things that aren't AI, I'm like, that's AI. And people are like, no, that's the world right now. And I'm like, that has to be AI. Apparently, they invented an underwear that's like a fart tracker for people to see. Like, how your body is processing foods and stuff. For people to be like, do you have ibs? Whatever. How this, again, could be totally false,

[Paige]

but we have no funding for women's health. You hit menopause and they literally say, why don't you just kill yourself? But yet they're tracking farts. No, we've truly lost it as a study.

[Hannah]

They definitely just use men for the study. How many farts do you think the average person is farting based on this study?

[Paige]

In a day? Yeah, in a 24 hour period.

[Hannah]

And they said it's higher than any previous reports that people told. Like, like, people said like, oh, I fart this amount. What's the actual amount you do?

[Paige]

Okay, I would say that people are farting like five times a day.

[Hannah]

32.

[Paige]

I am not farting 32 times a day.

[Hannah]

And the second I saw that number, if that's true, I was like, paige is holding in 32 farts a day.

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[Paige]

I'm probably holding in weeks.

[Hannah]

Farts. I definitely fart 32 times a day.

[Paige]

32.

[Hannah]

Not like big ones, but I feel like every now and then there's just a little air comes out.

[Paige]

You're farting once an hour. Like more than once an hour.

[Hannah]

I think there's some hours that are particularly hotter than other hours. Like, I have some quiet hours, but then I have some crazy hours.

[Paige]

Sorry, we're doing quiet hours here.

[Hannah]

Some firework hours. And then she'll be quiet. I mean, also then when you're sleeping. Okay, which I don't wanna bring up.

[Paige]

Is it underwear that you're wearing? And it's tracking it.

[Hannah]

It's tracking it.

[Paige]

That seems like radiation.

[Hannah]

Like the nitrogen, hydrogen.

[Paige]

I feel like I get a uti.

[Hannah]

Oh, for sure.

[Paige]

Something is not.

[Hannah]

So are you wearing cotton underwear for your UTIs?

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[Hannah]

Okay. Every now and then I get a

[Paige]

message just, no, I'm still UTI free.

[Hannah]

Oh, my God.

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[Hannah]

Us Weekly. Where's Zara?

[Paige]

Where are you guys? Where are you?

[Hannah]

You embarrass a woman, and then when she solves the problem, you still make it seem like everyone. She's out to die, they're on to the next.

[Paige]

Next thing they're into. Next thing. No, I'm. I don't want to jinx it, but, yeah, I should have doubled February.

[Hannah]

The problem with press is they love a good headline. Yeah, but then they don't check if it's true. And then they don't like, give an update when things have evolved so people just remember the horrible thing and they're never like. But yeah, she's taking care of her health and she's. She's in a better place now.

[Paige]

Thank you for taking a stand.

[Hannah]

What are you up to this weekend?

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[Paige]

We never ask each other that question. That was so good. What is a weekend when you're over 31? 30.

[Hannah]

You can say 30. You could say 32. You can still dabble, but you can say 32. You're 32.

[Paige]

I'm 33. Well, if you're 34, same age. A woman never says her age. I love being 33, though. What am I doing this weekend? Literally nothing.

[Hannah]

Oh, I'm an Indian whelp.

[Paige]

Oh, yeah.

[Hannah]

I wish you could come. You would have, you'd have fun for like two hours.

[Paige]

What is Indian Wells?

[Hannah]

So it's, you know, there's the grand slams, there's four grand slams.

[Paige]

For what?

[Hannah]

For tennis. Oh, you're like, what's your name? What planet are we on?

[Paige]

Well, sometimes you're talking about March Madness.

[Hannah]

There's just so many. There's a lot of sports. You're very overwhelmed. There's a lot of sports been thrown at you in the last couple months.

[Paige]

Did you see Tom Brady called Logan Paul a bitch?

[Hannah]

The men are fine.

[Paige]

I am on Tom Brady TikTok. I don't know, but it's giving real houses. No, it's literally doing Real Housewives.

[Hannah]

Calling a man a bitch is really funny. Let's call more men bitches.

[Paige]

Oh, I do. I think I hit my quota calling them bitches.

[Hannah]

I love that. I never call men bitches.

[Paige]

Do you want to know one of.

[Hannah]

Because it's also kind of calling them like a mean girl calling a guy a bitch. Which is so funny.

[Paige]

One of my favorite insults to one of my boyfriends, because it would like really piss him off was I would call him one of his friends names because he low key would beef with this. He would beef with this friend.

[Hannah]

So you'd be like, that friend was right.

[Paige]

No. And I would just be like, okay, you know who you're acting like?

[Hannah]

Oh my God.

[Paige]

And so like if we'd get into a fight, I'd be like, oh, yeah, okay. And then like say the name. And he'd be like, that's not, that's not what I'm acting like. And I'm like, seems like you are. And then like, say his name again.

[Hannah]

Once you know a man's triggers, you

[Paige]

have to get niche with it.

[Hannah]

Oh, yeah. You can't generalize. Every guy is a new opportunity of.

[Paige]

If I didn't nickel for every time I called a guy a loser, be

[Hannah]

like, okay, you love that line. I love that. That just comes out with like, it's really upset.

[Paige]

They really don't like being called losers.

[Hannah]

No. When I first heard you call a guy that, I was like, that was

[Paige]

iconic because I could. I say it deep. Like, you could say the whole sentence.

[Hannah]

You make the word 15 minutes, you go, you're a loser.

[Paige]

Loser.

[Hannah]

Loser.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Loser. That's like me saying, shut the up.

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[Hannah]

All the girls should now go on Instagram. Go on Instagram, go on TikTok and be like, practice calling a guy a loser.

[Paige]

You know who I actually got calling a guy a loser from Who?

[Hannah]

Let's give credit where credit's due.

[Paige]

Kourtney Kardashian, she called Scott a loser years and years and years ago. Like, literally, like the first couple seasons. This could have even been like the first, like, take Miami season. I distinctly remember her calling him a loser and him getting like, like really upset by it. But to give credit where credit is due. Cause I guess that's the theme of this episode. He was an amazing reality TV cast member for that show. Like, obviously that show would have still like been on, but there were a couple seasons where like, that was a Scott show.

[Hannah]

He was the perfect in between to kind of be like the voice of like, what everyone was thinking. Do you think him and Courtney would have stayed together if they weren't on a reality show?

[Paige]

No, because I think ultimately Courtney. No, I think ultimately Scott had too much of like an addiction. True to, like going out and drinking and that. Like, you can get just so beaten down with that. Just so much. Until one day you're like, you've actually exhausted me to the point of like, I can't even be around you. I'm so tired.

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[Hannah]

Are you gonna bring the bob back?

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[Hannah]

Cause I just keep getting all these notifications being like, the Italian bob is in, the French bob is in.

[Paige]

Who's bobbing around your system? Oh, yeah, my assistant has a bob. Taylor has a bob. I bobbed for so long, you just feel like that.

[Hannah]

Well, you would never go back to that exact bob.

[Paige]

I mean, in my lifetime again will I have a bob? Totally.

[Hannah]

Wait, do you know people try to say that, like, I hate you because I was telling you to shave your head, and I'm like, sorry. Sorry for having a vision.

[Paige]

Yeah, that was me making other accounts and commenting. I mean, clearly, Hannah.

[Hannah]

Hannah has an overpage.

[Paige]

No, that was me.

[Hannah]

If I had your facial structure, I would enjoy having short hair, but I can't pull it off.

[Paige]

You believe in me so much.

[Hannah]

I see so much for you.

[Paige]

And you think I am, like, truly one of the most gorgeous people ever on the planet. Like, any outfit you're, like, Paige could wear that I literally am your real life, like, Barbie doll that sometimes you play with when you're into, like, clothes. And then other times you're like, what if I just.

[Hannah]

No.

[Paige]

What if I just ripped your whole head off?

[Hannah]

Oh, you got mad at me recently. Cause I love sending Paige vintage clothes to buy. And every now and then, you don't respond. Or you'll respond, okay, cute. Which, like, makes my day. And then sometimes you'll get angry and be like, why would you ever send me this?

[Paige]

Well, because sometimes I think you're fucking with me.

[Hannah]

I mean, clearly, you couldn't have looked

[Paige]

down on your face phone, saw this article of clothing, and thought, cute. Because if you did, you need your eyes checked.

[Hannah]

You there are. You can pull off a lot of things. And you also can set a trend.

[Paige]

Thank you.

[Hannah]

Like, even you wearing all the emerald jewelry, I feel like that. Are people doing that wearing emerald jewelry? Like, green jewelry?

[Paige]

No, but, like, green. I didn't, like, invent.

[Hannah]

I know, but I could see girls wearing green jewelry being like, oh, it looks regal.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

So anyway, I just. I. I'm. I'm still Sending you stuff. Like, are you okay that I send you?

[Paige]

Yeah, No, I like it because you want to know what? When you send me stuff of things I should buy, in my head, I go, oh, she's relaxing. Good. She needs to relax right now. She's just, like, online shopping. So it's like, I know that you're in a state of relaxation.

[Hannah]

Shopping online and not buying anything and then sending it to your friends to see if they'd like it is a form of therapy. It's like sending memes, but, like, less mind work.

[Paige]

Yeah. And like, sometimes I have to stay true to myself and be like, get this off my goddamn screen.

[Hannah]

True. You don't want your algorithm. If I fuck up your algorithm, you just start getting ads.

[Paige]

If I start getting ads for, like, horrible clothes. I mean, this is Hannah. Hannah literally did this in my algorithm.

[Hannah]

But also, I. All of my friends have different love languages. And, like, I feel like me sending you a light pink Chanel ballet flat is a form of love. Like, if I could just get you

[Paige]

to say, like, yes, I get you.

[Hannah]

And if you bought something. Cause I sent it to you, then, like, we are cheating.

[Paige]

I feel like I have.

[Hannah]

You have. I mean, but I've sent you a lot.

[Paige]

Yeah. In the ratio of things sent to bought. Not great. But I have bought.

[Hannah]

Paige is a different size than me. So when I'm vintage shopping, I'll be like, that's really cute. Oh, no, it's not my size. Yeah, It's Paige's size, though. Would she like it? And I love feeling like I found something for you.

[Paige]

Yeah, well, because also, you don't like to splurge.

[Hannah]

No, I hate to splurge.

[Paige]

That's my middle name.

[Hannah]

Yeah. I'm like, if I'm not gonna enjoy it, someone else should. Yeah, but that's like you with food. If you're like, I'm not gonna finish this, Hannah should.

[Paige]

That's exact. That is exactly it.

[Hannah]

You go, I've had enough. This is too much for me. But Hannah will actually treat this how it's supposed to be treated. Also, our silhouettes are so different. I can't buy. If it says mini dress, I can't buy it. Cause my butt will be out. Yeah. And then I'm the one who's inappropriate getting kicked off a plane.

[Paige]

Right.

[Hannah]

Ma', am, we can see your butt crack. And this is like, it's the right size for me, but. Cause I have a big butt. It doesn't. Some of these dresses are insane. Like, when you put it on, it's short for you. Imagine if you had your butt pad on.

[Paige]

Yeah. And I love something mini. Like, if when in doubt, I'm shortening.

[Hannah]

Yes. I've never shortened anything in my life.

[Paige]

Honestly, the only thing my tailor ever does is just shorten things for me, like, make it more mini. Well. Cause I love a knee high boot.

[Hannah]

I'll try on clothes and they'll be like, you're midriff showing. First of all, don't say midriff to me. Like, just say, my belly button's out, but it's not my fault. It's cause of my torso. And then they're like, can you not show your stomach? And I'm like, can you get me a full shirt?

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[Paige]

If Tampa came out and said, no midriffs, no midriff.

[Hannah]

I'm like, what are we in fucking public school gym?

[Paige]

I'd actually be more understanding than no pajama pants. Because that's an area of your body that. Yeah, you don't. That you wouldn't show your midjet. I don't want, like, a business professional setting.

[Hannah]

But, like, what if I, like, accidentally go to, like, grab a magazine and my mid jacket? I love how we're fighting about the midriff rule that isn't made in the Tampa airport. I'm like, well, what if my midriff.

[Paige]

No, we're literally being Karen's on TikTok. So we're like, oh, really? You said that.

[Hannah]

But what about.

[Paige]

Have you ever thought of this? It's like, okay, well, I wasn't talking about that.

[Hannah]

I don't want to see a man's butt crack. Why aren't there rules about that? Because I've seen. I've seen more male butt cracks than any person should ever see.

[Paige]

If you really. Yeah, I really feel like if you really want to see, like, the state of where the country is at, you just have to take, like, a flight from Florida to New York.

[Hannah]

I thought you were gonna say you just have to look at a man's butt crack.

[Paige]

No, because, like, I. There's just no men anymore on the planes. Like, the amount of times I've taken my bag off the overhead bin, I'm like, it's insane. But they can wear pajama pants. They're already not doing anything. Why do they also need to be comfy?

[Hannah]

Also pajama pants, it's lounge ready to wear.

[Paige]

Like, yeah, just like, I'm really, like, legally, I'm wondering how they even got the okay to put out that.

[Hannah]

Should we take them to Small claims court. Like, we don't have anything else to do.

[Paige]

I don't wanna go to court in Florida. I feel like court in Florida is like, did you do it? Okay. Like, I don't know. It just feels weird down there.

[Hannah]

When you're getting your hair washed at a salon, do you keep your eyes open or closed?

[Paige]

Depends who's washing it.

[Hannah]

Oh, like, if you don't trust them.

[Paige]

No, like, if I know them and we're talking, like, I'm gonna keep my eyes open. But, like, if it's, like, a new girl and she's really getting in there and I'm really feeling it, like, I'm closing my eyes.

[Hannah]

I feel like, even if I'm talking, I'm closing my eyes.

[Paige]

You want to know something, though? I haven't been to a salon in years because Mitchell's just like, does my hair literally in my living room now. So, like, I don't get a salon's vulnerable place.

[Hannah]

I don't get going to a salon. You. First of all, you show up, and they make you look like a wet rat.

[Paige]

Spill your guts at a salon.

[Hannah]

Oh, well. Cause you're so vulnerable. Like, you're an open wound. You've never looked uglier in that mirror. Cause you look like a wet rat,

[Paige]

and the only place to look is at yourself.

[Hannah]

Yeah. And then they're doing crazy stuff with the clips to your hair. And then they're like, do you want to take a photo? And you're like, no, I've never looked worse. And then a lot of the time, the haircut happens, and you're just like, like. And this is. I'm gonna hate myself for the next three weeks. Thank you. I'm gonna. Thank you. I'm gonna pay you now.

[Paige]

Yeah. I haven't gone and sat in a salon in a while, but you know what I used to do? This is, like, so girly of me. And I wonder if you ever did this. When my mom. When I was younger and my mom had to go get her hair done, I would be, like, hyped. Like, fuck. Yeah. We're gonna be there for, like, four hours. I'm gonna look at all these magazines

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[Paige]

She's absolutely gonna get me a goddamn snack. Then I'm gonna snack on that, and then I'm gonna walk around the salon like, I loved salon days.

[Hannah]

Paige, I have the most insane story of me visiting my mom at the

[Paige]

salon and literally probably getting kicked out.

[Hannah]

So my nana. Okay, don't say what? My nana was going to this Guy since, like, the 70s or 80s. So then. And his name's Lance, of course, in Tribeca.

[Paige]

What else would his name be?

[Hannah]

What else would his name be in Tribeca? So then it was, like, a thing like, my mom now goes to, like. And she was like, hannah, I'm gonna bring you to Lance. And it was like this, like, big deal. And I wasn't getting my hair cut to.

[Paige]

It's Lance Bass. It's right before NSync.

[Hannah]

But I walk in and, like, it's the most gorgeous, cool salon. And I think it's so cool. Cause my nana goes here, and everyone knows it's like, she's a local celebrity. Oh, you're Nana's granddaughter. I must have been. I was young. It would be hilarious if I was 17. But I was, like, seven or six or five. I don't know. All I remember is, apparently I just started rolling around. Like, I was, like, running around, rolling around, and I got hair all over me.

[Paige]

You had no respect.

[Hannah]

I started to help what was taking

[Paige]

place in that room.

[Hannah]

I started freaking out. Cause I got so itchy because I was rolling around like a mad person. And my mom was like, I'm so sorry. She has really bad adhd. And then I was like, mom, we have to leave. And then they were, like, trying to, like. Like white meat. I caused a stir I couldn't imagine.

[Paige]

I literally. This is one of the reasons I wish that, like, I knew you when I was little. Because I would see girls like you, like, out in the wild or, like, doing something. And I, like, would always remember, like, looking at my mom, like, are you getting a load of this girl? Like, and I never did anything, like, outlandish.

[Hannah]

Why did I think it would be fun to, like, literally be a Roomba for the soliloquy? And then it was such a horrible experience. And I was like, like, I don't ever want to go back to the salon. That was so scary. I almost died.

[Paige]

I would sit.

[Hannah]

I think I had gum on me at one point.

[Paige]

I'm sure, like, my mom would be, like, under the thing, and I would just sit right next to her and, like, watch her.

[Hannah]

I think my mom was like, stay here and read a magazine. And after two minutes, I was like, I'm fucking, like, yeah, doing parkour.

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[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Also, that's where my demons find me. The second I'm still under the sun.

[Paige]

Because I feel like, over the summer, like, we were like, oh, we're gonna, like, lay out. And then, like, you're down for like literally two seconds. And you're like. And also, like, you're not. You can't lay. Like, I could lay out for hours.

[Hannah]

I love a walk. That's my prime. Cause it's not too much exertion of energy. But I'm also not still where, like everything from my past comes to fruition. The limelight.

[Paige]

See, I'm trying it. I'm like a rotisserie chicken. I'm like. And we're switch and we're shifting, we're turning.

[Hannah]

You could like, what's the longest you could lay out for?

[Paige]

Oh, my God. When I was in high school and like, it was like the summer and no one had any responsibilities except, like being in high school. I would get out there at like 10am and then I'm.

[Hannah]

It was a full time job.

[Paige]

And I'm not coming back in till like 4. I'm tracking the UV. Yeah. No, I was like, that was my job. That was my job.

[Hannah]

Apparently there's a new thing out. It's like a sticker. I don't know if this will be good or bad, but you put the sticker on and when the sticker evaporates, it means you have to reapply.

[Mattress Firm Sponsor]

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[Hannah]

Based on the uv. Women in stem for sure.

[Paige]

I do take sunscreen seriously, though.

[Hannah]

After the fact, they're like, it's called Too late.

[Paige]

Once I'm the perfect shade.

[Hannah]

I really take it seriously.

[Paige]

Once I've set my base, I'm all about the spf. Absolutely.

[Hannah]

My final note is just a psa. Stop texting people. What are you. Where are you tomorrow? Are you in New York? What are you doing tomorrow?

[Paige]

May I ask one time?

[Hannah]

No, but it's like, am I gonna be held hostage?

[Paige]

Don't ask me if I'm available before you've even said what you want me for.

[Hannah]

Are you. Are you subpoenaing me for something? Also, how do you spell subpoena?

[Paige]

No, you and I are really on this word subpoena. Hannah and I, every other text, we're like, imagine if our text ever got subpoenaed.

[Hannah]

I tried to spell subpoenas.

[Paige]

We can't manifest it.

[Hannah]

Literally impossible. Subpoena is like someone is fucking with everyone.

[Paige]

Because I always think. I keep thinking about the Blake Lively whole thing. It's like, okay, there's so many stray friends that are like, are you fucking kidding? Like, I feel like I would be the adjacent friend that, like, I then became the story. Cause it's like her texts were so unhinged. Like, now we don't even care about this lawsuit. It's more about Paige. To servo's unhinged, insane text messages. Like, I really. I say all the time, I'm like, if you ever get subpoenaed, please delete my number.

[Hannah]

Every now and then, they'd probably be like, that was funny.

[Paige]

Oh, the girls would be like, where's the lie? Where is the goddamn lie?

[Hannah]

Every now and then. Also, I still love a funny gif.

[Paige]

Well, that's where we voice note, too.

[Hannah]

I love a good gif. A good voice note.

[Paige]

Voice notes make me feel really safe.

[Hannah]

Paige goes yesterday. She goes, can I say something crazy to you? I'm loving it. I'm like, it's 10:00pm I'm like, yeah. I'm looking through my gifts. I find one of a Chihuahua.

[Paige]

Like, a funny one.

[Hannah]

Like a funny Chihuahua. And then she tells me something so serious and dark. And it was like that FaceTime meme where, like, your friend calls you and you're, like, making a funny face and they're crying. I literally goes, I'm so sorry. I didn't read the second text yet. I was sending a gif and you just dial. I sent her a chihuahua getting excited. And then she was like, I don't know if this life is right for me. She's like, I'm questioning my purpose on this planet. And I was like, okay, disregard the gif.

[Paige]

Wait. That was so funny. I know. That actually made me die laughing in my bed last night.

[Hannah]

Anyway, thank you guys for giggling with us. We love you so, so much. We're late for our next thing. We're actually late. We love you. Talk soon,

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