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Hannah
Sup, Gigglers?
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Hannah
Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, my gogurt gigglers? This is not sponsored, just something that I enjoy.
Paige
I don't know if they're even still a company.
Hannah
I don't know. But they shaped my childhood and how I view the world.
Paige
Really? Because I hated gogurt.
Hannah
They're not page coded.
Paige
Well, I didn't like yogurt at that young age. I was like, gross. Have ice cream like a normal person.
Hannah
See, I feel like I was like going to softball game and I was like, mom, give me my gogurt.
Paige
Yeah, it was marketed as like kids who skateboarded.
Hannah
Kids on the go.
Paige
Yeah. And I was like, I'm not on The. I'm not on the go. I'm a child.
Hannah
No, we were on the go, and I love snacks. Okay, we have so much to address, actually, before we get into the Devil was proud of it all. I just have to say I was doing research this morning on Is this
Paige
the worst we've both ever looked?
Hannah
Okay, well, we were supposed to record at 10, which it is 9:55 right now. And Paige texted me at, like, 9:35, like, hey, can we do it now? And I'd been up researching, so I was like, okay, what have you been
Paige
researching at this hour?
Hannah
Well, set my alarm for nine, because I like to be up an hour before. And fun thing about me, I do have to set my alarm for nine or I will sleep. I will sleep. Not to brag, but they announced the new cast of Mormons in California. Yeah, Bobby Alto is on it, which
Paige
I didn't know she was Mormon. I had no idea.
Hannah
They're everywhere. You never know. You never. It's like a guy with a ponytail. You're like, it doesn't look like it. And then he turns and you go, huh? I didn't see that for you. Okay, didn't see that for you. But she was married quite young, so that makes sense. So, I mean, I think she's gonna be a star on it. But then I'm looking through, and all of them have, like, insane names. And one of them is. One of them is McCall.
Paige
Cool.
Hannah
That's a very specific name. And something goes off in my head. I said, McCall. And I look at her face because it's been a long time. And I realized that was one of the top tennis players in juniors. She was, like, a year older than me, but she has a different last name. And I'm like, good with faces. And Obviously her name's McCall. So I'm like, so her name was McCall Jones. So I Google it. She played for UCLA. She's, like, so good.
Paige
Phenomenal name. McCall Jones.
Hannah
Wait, you would have. Okay, you have to Google. So this is what I was doing. I Google McCall Jones tennis. And now there's all these old matches coming up from, like, 15, 16 years ago against with the names of girls that I'd, like, forgotten because it's like 20 years ago. Their outfits were so sick. When you were one of the top tennis girlies, you walked in, you had your sponsor. You're wearing your outfit. You have your name. You have the way you wear your hair. Like, you actually would love McCall Jones. She was.
Paige
I love her already.
Hannah
Bleach, blonde hair. Cute little grunt, babble out racket. And I was like, who is this little. Like, she's like. And she's beating the hell out of everyone. So then I was just like in a tennis wormhole all morning. And then you texted me and I had to get.
Paige
I wonder if call is like a family name. Like if it's like her mom's like, maiden name or something.
Hannah
Great question. But then the crazy thing is she's Macy's sister because they all have different last names and they're all blonde, so you don't know.
Paige
You know, I saw the picture of the cast and I was like, oh, that looks like the other girl on Mormon.
Hannah
Like, Macy. Yeah, they're gorgeous. And so Macy was younger than me, so I actually didn't know her, but she played for byu. So anyway, the tennis girls are coming through. Shout out.
Paige
Actually, that makes me really depressed that Macy's younger than us.
Hannah
Babe, most. Most people are. No, I know, but not emotionally. Actually, I'm quite old.
Paige
Wait, somebody said, wait, this is actually diabolical. I was with like a couple of my girlfriends yesterday and I'm just kidding. Actually, they all work for me. I paid them to be my girlfriend.
Hannah
You're in that sad place where all your friends, your makeup artist. This is when the documentary happens and you're like, in the car just like, who's there for me? Who's really there for me?
Paige
And somebody said, we were talking about like a famous singer and someone. And I was like, oh, well, she's like 40. And the girl looked at me and she was like, no, she's not. And I was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Like, that was so mean of me. Like, I just.
Hannah
Talking about Katy Perry.
Paige
No, but I was like, it was. I just felt so bad, but I was shook that this woman was younger than me. It's like, really scary when you. When you realize you're like, in my head, I'm 26. Like 26, 27.
Hannah
20, 27, yeah.
Paige
Like, I'm in those three years. So then when someone says like, oh, pages 33, I'm like, damn. Like, why would you say that?
Hannah
Wait, did I think we talked about how we had that meeting where we were like, pitching our show and we were like, two girls in their late 20s. And at one point someone was like, who are these girls in their late 20s? And we were like, us? And they were like, but you're not in your late 20s. And I said, excuse me.
Paige
No, excuse me. We're going to be like, 35 filming this show.
Hannah
Imagine we're both pregnant. Being like, we're 22.
Paige
A lot of actors play high school children.
Hannah
So yesterday I took a depression nap from three to six.
Paige
Damn.
Hannah
And dez, like had to wake me up because we're going to dinner. And I was like, cancel it, cancel it. And he's like, you have. It's middle of the day, you gotta get up aggressive. He wants me to like live life. It's.
Paige
No, that's so. I hate when people are like, you should do like more living. I'm like, why are you at my house? Get out of my apartment.
Hannah
I was like, this is my bedroom, my safe space. So he. Oh. So at night, obviously he's like ready to go to bed at like 9pm And I'm like, okay, I'm up.
Paige
You're like, oh, you don't want to live anymore.
Hannah
You ever go into bed, like, so aware that you're never gonna fall asleep. So I get into bed and I'm like, what do we want to do for the next four hours? Because we're not going to sleep. I decided to download mahjong.
Paige
I don't know.
Hannah
I don't know if I'm the greatest mahjong player ever or if it was just really easy levels, but. Or if it's just a really easy game. But I was, I did play like 400 games. I was up till 3am playing mahjong. So I'm also an 85 year old Jewish woman on Long Island.
Paige
No, you're truly like, you're needle pointing and playing mahjong.
Hannah
Like it's all about range.
Paige
We've lost the plot.
Hannah
I think fast forward. We're gonna be playing mahjong in your apartment soon.
Paige
No, I would actually love that because
Hannah
the pieces are pretty. You'd like the pieces?
Paige
I was literally just gonna say that. Like, I feel like it's really aesthetic and I would love to have like a tea set out with like finger sandwiches.
Hannah
Yeah, yeah.
Paige
And like flowers.
Hannah
Yeah. And like. But then like, we're too competitive. So someone flips the table and you're like, I didn't get a photo yet. Before you flip the table, can you make sure I get the photo? Thank you.
Paige
I'm actually having like kind of a grandma, like, couple of days too. Because me and Kitty have been like, Katie's been super obsessed with me lately. And there's nothing better than when your cat is like so down for you. Like, and it goes in waves. She's a girl. Like, sometimes she's like, I want to be alone. Like, see you later. And then other times, she's, like, up my ass.
Hannah
Yeah. And recently it feels like having a toxic crush.
Paige
No, recently we've been sleeping, like, head to feet. So, like. So, like, her feet are by my head. And then, like, she stares at me while I, like, rub her until she, like, falls asleep. And she's so my daughter because she loves the bed. Like, when I'm getting in the bed, she gets giddy.
Hannah
Like, just, like, jump up in it.
Paige
Yeah. She's like. And like, if any given moment, if I can't find her, she's in my bed. And she has a million beds around.
Hannah
But, like, she's like, you actually can't go anywhere in your apartment without a cat bed in the within two feet.
Paige
Because what if she gets tired?
Hannah
I know.
Paige
You know? And she's been, like, doing this thing where, like, we play with my hair. And then, like, when you're like, I like, you know?
Hannah
Yeah.
Paige
And she, like, grabs it. Here's what I love about cats, because dogs will play until they actually die. Like, they don't know when to stop. It's like eating. Like, they'll eat themselves to death. Like, cats would be like, I'm full. Like, what? When cats are done playing, they just, like, plop.
Hannah
She's like, that's all.
Paige
Like, they're literally like. And we've. We've had our time. Like, let's move on.
Hannah
But then they act like, you should have known that they decided.
Paige
Yeah. They're like, why would you touch me? I'm like, sorry, I thought we were playing. She's like, no, we're done playing.
Hannah
Anyway, shall we discuss the devil's product? Can we start from the beginning? Can we?
Paige
Let's start from the beginning. But wait, before we start, I just want to say I can't wait to do this pod into, like, our 80s, because there's so many things that happen that, like, legally we could just never say. Or, like, the nuances would be lost. Or, like, people would be like, you're bitter. And I'm like, no, it's just like, what happened? So I can't your 80s people be
Hannah
like, she's still talking about this. You're 84. Get over it.
Paige
No, best believe I'm still gonna be beating the same horse at 65. Like, and I'll be like, and remember when he did this?
Hannah
If you have something good to talk about, talk about it.
Paige
So we couldn't talk about it then, because we literally had NDA. It's like, we couldn't say that we cameoed in Devil Wears Prada now.
Hannah
So Hannah Paige coated. This was the toenail day.
Paige
This was the nail day that they were like, she can't go out there. She doesn't have any nail polish on. This is the Devil Wears Prada. I'm in glam. I had something before. I don't even know what I had before, but I come.
Hannah
You were ready. You were late.
Paige
Okay, whoa.
Hannah
You weren't late. You. I came early because I need to get glam done there. And then my glam was a whole mess because they were like, your toes look like a Neanderthal.
Paige
Yeah.
Hannah
So you show up fully dressed.
Paige
So I show up fully ready, walking from one trailer to the other, and one of the, like, producers is like, oh, there's paparazzi on the street. Like, just be aware. And I'm like, oh, okay, whatever. I didn't have my shoes. Whatever. I looked a mess. But, like. And so I'm walking to your trailer. So then when that picture gets posted, nobody knows that you're there, which is like.
Hannah
It was just so funny. You actually had this moment. It was so funny because you look up from your phone, I'm dealing with Togate, which I knew that we're going to have a quick cameo. And I thought I was wearing a closed toe shoe.
Paige
You.
Hannah
Everyone's freaking out. I'm in the trailer. Everyone's freaking out. And you just look up and you go, did you get papped?
Paige
Yeah.
Hannah
And I was like, you mean like a pap smear? What? I'm like, sorry. I'm literally getting yelled at by, like, eight PAs right now. What are you talking about? I've been in. In this trailer for, like, since. For, like, two hours right now. And you're like, did you get papped? I said, I don't think. I don't. I might have missed it. I don't think so. And then the Internet ablaze. People, like, Paige is starring in the.
Paige
I literally was. I was like, oh, my God, I fucked myself. People think I'm actually going to be speaking in this movie. They're going to be like, she acted like she had a role in the movie. I was asked to make a quick cameo, and I did my job. Me and Hannah don't speak in the movie. We're at, like, a part, like a big party.
Hannah
But it was, like, a full day of filming. Yeah. Well, I do have to say shout out to Aileen. She's a writer who I'd met, like, before they started filming. They Were like, she wrote the Devil Wears Prada. And I was like, I need to meet this girl. She's clearly like. She, like, defines generations. So we met and we just hit it off. She's so fucking cool and smart. And then fast forward, she was like, hey, you and Paige are gonna be in one of the, like, party scenes. And I was like, are you fucking kidding me? But it was so Paige and Hannah coded because literally, I was getting stopped, like, to the press being like, are you excited for Paige? Are you excited for her, like, first big acting gig? And I was like, I can't speak on that now. And then I think you did, like, a full Barbara Walters interview at one point where they were like, yeah, I
Paige
went to CBS Morning show to promote, like, Daphne launch and Gail King, who I'm, like, obsessed with because her pens always match her outfits. And I just think that.
Hannah
And she always is taking meticulous notes.
Paige
That is real journalism. If your pen matches your outfit, you.
Hannah
You're prepared if your pen matches your belt.
Paige
And she's a great journalist, and she. And so my publicist was like, and don't ask Paige about the Devil Wears Prada because she signed an NDA, And Gail looked at him and was like, I'm gonna do my job, and why
Hannah
don't you do yours?
Paige
And so we get on, and she's like, the Devil Wears Prada, and thank God I'm media trained. And it was just so funny that, like, you were there.
Hannah
I said, this is actually so fudgeing funny. And this is so me and Paige. And this is why I love our friendship, because one day, we're going to be able to tell the story to the gigglers. Because also, it's not just that I, like, didn't get papped. I was literally. They were literally dealing with my hangnail.
Paige
They were amputating your toes. They were like, we can't. We can't have her represent.
Hannah
You were like, were you outside getting papped? I was like, I'm in a dentist office right now for my toe. So mind you, the shot is three seconds like it from my neck.
Paige
It's three seconds, wait.
Hannah
To the point that my mom. I didn't tell you this happened. She literally goes, when are they gonna. When's your scene? I go, my scene was 30 minutes ago, Mom. She missed it.
Paige
Okay? And I had such. I didn't actually even tell you this. I had such a full circle moment. First. I remember when the Devil Wears Prada came out. I was in eighth grade, and I was in New York City with my parents, and we were on Canal street, and they used to do, like, people used to go into movie theaters and film the movie, and it would be, like, the bootleg version of the movie.
Hannah
Yeah. And it was always moving a little.
Paige
Yeah. And it was always, like, moving a little. And you could, like, hear someone's voice in the background. The picture was, like, never good. But the bootleg DVD was, like, on the street, they were selling it. And I looked at my dad, and I was like, no. Like, you gotta get me this movie. And that was when, like, TVs were in, like, the headrest in, like, cars.
Hannah
Paige, you were aging yourself.
Paige
Whatever. And I watched it on the way home, and I literally got done with the movie, and I was like, this just shaped my whole. It shaped my whole existence.
Hannah
You are so Emily.
Paige
So Emily.
Hannah
Like, I. During the movie, I kept looking at you being like you, but because Emily's actually the funniest one in the movie.
Paige
She's very funny, and she's very, like, she's cold, but she's not like. Like, she doesn't want to be, but everyone thinks she is, so she just, like, goes with that Persona, but she, like, actually doesn't want to be cold. But then. So when the movie was over.
Hannah
Yeah.
Paige
I got. I really hit home. Sorry. I'm trying to express myself. Then when I got in the car to, like, call my mom to, like, tell her how it was, I started crying, and she was like, oh, my God, are you crying? And I'm like, I don't know what's going on. I'm like, sorry. I just feel like it's such a full circle moment because I would watch this movie and watch these girls, like, get ready for work and. And get in their apartments, and I would always be, oh, my God, one day, my New York City apartment is going to be so fudgeing. Good. And I just got so overwhelmed in that moment, like, talking to my mom, I cried the whole way home.
Hannah
That was like me when I watched Toy Story 3. No, no. It was so nostalgic. And we'll speak about the movie, but. Because when we watched it, we were in high school watching, like, a girl trying to be successful in New York City. So then watching it now, where her job evolves, and now we're, like. Not to say working women. It makes me sound like I'm in the 1950s. Yeah. But, like, we are career now. We're working women in the city. And watching her. So you feel like you grew with her.
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Yeah.
Hannah
One thing I Did, like, one interview when I got there. One interview, they got me.
Paige
Yeah.
Hannah
It's funny, I was watching the video of someone asking me a question, and my brows are furrowed.
Paige
Mm. What was sunny?
Hannah
It was sunny. And then also, you know when you can't hear someone so you try to see them better? You can, like, see them better. So I actually. It was a crazy line. I couldn't. My brows were furrowed, and then, like, I heard it, and then I answered, and I was looking at some of the comments, and they were like, why is your face like that? Whatever. And I was like, oh, they haven't seen a girl be able to, like, move her eyebrows in an interview.
Paige
Okay, don't come.
Hannah
Not you, not you. But I was looking at, like, a lot of interviews, people's face. Don't move. Your eyebrows are moving.
Paige
I'm, like, moving.
Hannah
Like, my eyebrows really move. Like, I could do the rock.
Paige
Okay, let's get close and personal. If you're watching this on YouTube, we're getting close and personal. This is a perfect example of Botox. So before I got Botox, I never had this line.
Hannah
No, stop. No, stop it.
Paige
So I don't know if when it fully goes away, if this will go away. Like, I've never had this.
Hannah
It has. It has to go away.
Paige
My chin is, like, finally coming back. Like, my. I watched, like, me talking from the side on something, and I was like, oh, okay, good. Like, my jaw is starting to move.
Hannah
Yeah. Yeah.
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Hannah
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Hannah
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Paige
Mind you, we're at Lincoln Center. We're at, like, the Mecca of New York City. It's, like, the classiest. I actually had never been in there for, like, a performance.
Hannah
Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous. I don't know if I've been there.
Paige
And also, I realized when I was sitting in the movie. I haven't been to the movie since 2020.
Hannah
I know. You turned to me, you're like, what is this?
Paige
Wait a minute. I just realized I haven't been to the movies in six years, and that's disgusting. And I'm, like, mad at myself. And sorry to the ballet and opera and to Timothee Chalamet, but I don't go to the movies.
Hannah
Also, I hate when we go to events. We go separately, and it's, like, chaos. So, like, I knew you were coming. I felt like I was at a wedding, and I, like, lost my mom or something. I don't know. But I was, like, in a department store. And I'm like. And we see each other from across this. Like, by the way, when it comes to premieres, like, this was one of the biggest. Oh, Kitty's walking on.
Paige
Kitty was like, you guys aren't funny.
Hannah
I just got shot by Kitty?
Paige
No, she's obsessed with me.
Hannah
Drive by. So we saw each other, and then immediately we were okay.
Paige
Every time we see each other at anything, like, I know you're going there. I'm texting you. I'm five minutes away. I'm two minutes away. When we see each other, it's as if we haven't seen each other since high school. It's like the weirdest thing. We go into this. Weird. Like, oh, my God, I didn't know you were going to be here. It's so bizarre. We do it every time.
Hannah
It's because we spend so much time alone. So I think when we spend time with other people, we have, like, our. We're like, oh, it's us with other people around. Who are we?
Paige
But, okay, so finish what you did in Lincoln Center.
Hannah
My hair. I don't do updos, but my hair stylist was like, just let me. Let me go for it. And I said, okay, fuck me up, fam. And I looked in the mirror, I was like, I'm a Spice Girl. I'm obsessed with this. I'm obsessed.
Paige
You were Baby Spice.
Hannah
I was Baby. I was Love I was loving it because it, like, kind of covered my ears enough that I didn't feel like I was like, just ears all over the carpet. And it's high. Like, it's. It was high. So we sit down in the theater, and Emilia de Moldenberg was, like, to the right. And I realized, like, oh, shit. Like, famous people are, like, sitting behind us, and my hair is really high.
Paige
And Hannah kept turning around. Nobody had sat directly behind her yet. And Hannah kept turning around to, like, that row, being like, I'm really sorry that my hair is like this. Like. Like, I hope you guys can see the movie. Like, you were really worried about it.
Hannah
Well, I don't want to be that dick that everyone's like, I would have wearing. That fucking burner's hair was in front. I didn't consider this. And then I was like, whoever sits behind me? Like, I feel bad, but I'm like, whatever, I'll apologize. Whoever it is, Heidi fucking Klum sits behind me, and I'm like, oh, my God. And immediately I'm like, heidi. And she, like, doesn't make eye contact with me. Like, she didn't see me.
Paige
Like.
Hannah
And I was. So. I tried to apologize. At first. She didn't see me, and then I turned away. I was like, we'll try that again. Which is one of the most embarrassing.
Paige
No one. Yeah.
Hannah
And I, like. I was like, heidi was. And then I finally turned. I was like, heidi. I just. It is so weird to just know someone's name and not introduce yourself. But I was just, yeah, Heidi, I just want to apologize for the hair. And she was like, oh, my God, I don't care. You're good. Whatever. So sweet. So nice. But then the whole time, I was, like, trying to inch to the side, making sure that she could wait.
Paige
I was wondering why you were doing that.
Hannah
Leaning towards my mom. Yeah.
Paige
Because I was like, oh, I have things I want to say to her, but I'm not going all the way over to Africa to say it.
Hannah
You were whispering in front of Haley Klum. Haley Klum. Sorry. She's so fudgeing. Iconic and gorgeous. I'm obsessed with her. So, okay, this is the tea. Which I, like, didn't even want to say, but I'm going to say it once you put on your spanx and they, like, put your dress a certain way. Like, you can't be going to the bathroom all the time. And I was having a stomach day. I was just holding in whatever was going on. And then finally we get to the cocktail bar and it was, like, really loud. There was, like, no one behind me. And I was like, I need a fart. Like, I need to let this out, mind you.
Paige
We're at the Devil Wears Pra. We're at My Religion. We're at my super bowl, my Christmas.
Hannah
If you don't fart, your tummy hurts.
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Hannah
And I didn't. I just, like, I just thought it was safe. Also, when you look gorgeous, no one thinks you farted. And there were men there, so I was like, oh, my God. Men are gross.
Paige
No. Like, actually, I don't. I don't, like, take advantage of that enough. Like, no one would ever think it was me.
Hannah
You would know it's not your brand.
Paige
I'm gonna start doing it.
Hannah
So I let one rip because it's. It was like a back. It was backed up. Like, it was beyond backed up. I needed to let it go. And I was mid conversation with someone who I actually don't even. There was, like, a couple people that I had no idea who they were. They were like, hannah, how you doing? How's it going? I was, like, just talking. Paige. I don't even want to say out loud. It was wet.
Paige
Hannah sharded at the Devil at Lincoln Center.
Hannah
I didn't myself. I sharted. Which are two very different things. A shard is a mistake. It's when your body betrays you. And I was sick that day. I was sick. My mom had drugged me, and she was there. She knew what she did. But I. You know, in that moment, you're like, no, I did it. I'm fine. But then you're walking around, and you're like, something's bad's going on. I don't went to the bathroom. I had to, like, do damage control because I sharded on my Spanx and then just walk back in like nothing happened, and then sit next to you. And I was like, don't tell Paige. This is, like, her tonight. Yeah. Like, I'm like, it's her acting debut. It's Paige's night.
Paige
When you leaned over and told me that, I literally thought you had, like, you were playing a prank on me. Like, you just want to see my reaction.
Hannah
Like, I know.
Paige
I was aghast.
Hannah
You were quite empathetic, actually.
Paige
Yeah.
Hannah
Are you okay? And I was like, no.
Paige
Well, because there's nothing worse as a UTI girl. There's nothing worse being uncomfortable and having to sit somewhere and pay attention when something in your nether regions is happening. Like, regardless of what it is, you're like, something in my undercarriage is not going right.
Hannah
And by the way, it wasn't like a big shard. It was just enough that you were like, that was an error. Do you know what?
Paige
I've only ever done it once in my life, and it was the first time I ever smoked a cigarette.
Hannah
Did you get, like, a stomach ache from it?
Paige
I think my body was just like, we've never had nicotine before. Oh. And I got, like, a little stomachache, and I was like, oh, I have to fart. And then I was like, oh, my God, I just shit my pants.
Hannah
It's actually the most uncomfortable feeling because you're like, did I just pee myself?
Paige
Well, then, like, that people do, like, drink a cup of coffee, smoke a cigarette to, like, take a. In the morning. Like, some people do that. So I think my body was just like, we've never experienced this before.
Hannah
And I have stomachaches all the time. Like, I'm recording stomachaches. But there's a thing about, like, before I go on stage, your body sometimes knows, like, you can't yourself. And it. You. You. The adrenaline, like, makes you, like, not have to go to the bathroom. So that's kind of what I thought was happening when I was at the premiere. I'm like, oh, I'm good now. I'm good. I'm good. The second problem was my hair, which was incredible, and I need to do it again. I had maybe 472 bobby pins in my hair. And, like, on hour three, my head started to, like, throb. I was like, I need to have a lobotomy.
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Hannah
So, like, my head was hurting, my butthole was hurting. I need to get out of there.
Paige
Yeah.
Hannah
Which we did.
Paige
No, I got it. It was actually really funny because before the movie was ending, I like, you know, the movie's about to end, and I start thinking, like. Like, we're never getting an Uber out of here, everyone. The traffic's gonna be insane. Right? When the credits start rolling, me and Hannah look at each other. And Hannah's like, we gotta get out of here, because. And I'm like, oh, my God. That's what I was thinking. So we're, like, running, like.
Hannah
We're running, like, truly.
Paige
Like, I look at Lucho and I'm like, stay behind.
Hannah
Lucha was taking photos of the screen, and Paige was like, bye, bitch.
Paige
I'm like, stay behind. You're gonna get lost in the sauce.
Hannah
Because, yeah, we could have been stuck there forever.
Paige
We get onto the escalator to, like, go down, to leave, and we're like, oh, my God. Like, we really, like, we gotta get out here. Get out of here. And your mom looks at us and she goes, guys, there's an after party that I would assume the majority of people are going to. She basically was like, not you two losers, but we're gonna be fine. And we looked at each other and we were like, oh, yeah.
Hannah
I didn't know there was a cool after party. I. I got home, showered, and then one of our agents, because, you know, agents love.
Paige
Wait, Mind you, my Uber came in
Hannah
one minute, One minute, one minute. Right in the front. Like, in front of the premiere. They were waiting for me before I even got outside.
Paige
He was like, I've been waiting so
Hannah
New Yorkers to be like, we're never gonna get home. This is a mess. Also because we don't do crowds. Like, I haven't been in a crowd like that. I was like, we're going to get, like, stumbled over. Yeah. But, yeah, literally, my agent was like, hey, where are you? And I was like, I sent her a photo of me lying on the couch. And she was like, we're at the after party with Anna Hathaway and Meryl Streep. Where are you? One thing about me, you'll never find me at after party because I come in 150, I'm kissing babies, I'm saying hi to everyone. I can't then run into these people again. I've already had my moment.
Paige
Here's the thing. Because I've lived in New York City for so long, for me, nothing good has ever happened for me at an after party. Not one time.
Hannah
Oh, no.
Paige
A lot of bad things have happened to me. Never anything good.
Hannah
But it's true. Like, I like to, like, give people a small dose, and then you. You get your good little interaction and you leave. I can't.
Paige
You keep them wanting again.
Hannah
Yes.
Paige
Keep them guessing.
Hannah
Yes. Be mysterious.
Paige
Do you have anything more to say about this? Or can we switch gears a little?
Hannah
Let's switch gears. I feel like I was so happy. We've been wanting to joke about that for so long.
Paige
So long. Almost like a year.
Hannah
Because every gig I did, people were like, was this the toenail gig? And I was like, people thought it
Paige
was the birdie shoot.
Hannah
I was like, you thought it was a birdie shoot? Just wait.
Paige
So I'm, like, picking out my stuff for the newsletter this week, and I'm like, oh, like, let me put the Khloe Kardashian perfume in there. Like, the girls are definitely gonna want it. So I Google it and I'm like, that's like, not what my bottle looks like. That's so interesting. Let me Google, like, because mine came in like a plastic bottle. I don't know if it's like a travel size. Then I'm like, looking for the bottle. I'm like, let me go, like, look and see what the name of it is. Can't find it. I text my assistant, I'm like, any chance you've seen my Khloe Kardashian perfume? Like, I literally can't.
Hannah
Me and you have such different discussions with the people we work for. Have you seen my Khloe Kardashian?
Paige
And she's like, I actually haven't. And it's. I am notorious for throwing things in bags and taking them place. And like.
Hannah
And I'm like, so you were robbed?
Paige
So I'm like, that's so weird. Like, I can't find it. Whatever. So I'm like, googling. I'm like, I know it's in a plastic bottle. I'm just going to Google Khloe Kardashian plastic bottle perfume. Hannah. I've been spraying hair mist.
Hannah
All over my body. And you know, I had a thought
Paige
where I was like, I feel like it actually doesn't last that long.
Hannah
But I was going to say that because, like, I'm not trying to be
Paige
negative about it cuz I'm like, it does smell really good, but I do feel like I reapply a lot.
Hannah
So now we know why you get UTIs. We've solved full circle. You're spraying Khloe Kardashian hairspray on your tus. I love how you were like the best perfume ever. You know, every girl bought it.
Paige
So a couple of gigglers DM me and they're like, hey, babe, girls are three arms. You put a hair mist in. Is that the perfume? Then they're sending me pictures of the bottle because there are. She has two bottles. One's like purple and one's like clear.
Hannah
And I'm like, I don't think that's
Paige
what mine looks like. I love.
Hannah
Because you also were so, like, you're like,
Paige
passionate about it.
Hannah
You're like, I'm a sommelier of sense in this world. Oh my God. That. Yeah, that's like when you use.
Paige
And it's missing. It's also still missing. I can't find it. I don't know if I put it in, like, it's in some bag. I know it's in a bag somewhere. I just don't know which one.
Hannah
Or you could just order another, babe.
Paige
I know, but I'm like, see, I don't lose things. So when I do lose something, I'm like, no, no.
Hannah
But that's also so girl of, like, this is actually mess for your eyebrows.
Paige
Well, I'm like, what is the difference between a mist spray and a perfume? Like a hair mist?
Hannah
That is such a.
Paige
Because it's a hair mist scent. It's not like.
Hannah
Yeah, it's not doing anything.
Paige
It's not doing anything for your hair. It's just, like, making it smell good.
Hannah
But I'm like, one of the Giggler engineers in Stem. Let us know what the difference between what's in hair spray versus hair scents.
Paige
Like, what's in a hair scent versus, like, a regular perfume.
Hannah
Yeah, like, what.
Paige
What makes them different categories?
Hannah
Maybe there's more chemicals in perfume. I don't know. Some people put perfume on their hair too, sometimes.
Paige
I mean, when I'm doing it, I'm doing it all over anyway, so I'm like, okay, yeah, it's definitely getting a little bit in my hair.
Hannah
Maybe hair scent sprays are kind of just literally just perfume. But they like stuff, sell it.
Paige
It's just marketed differently.
Hannah
Maybe. I don't know. But you definitely shouldn't be putting it in certain places like you've been doing.
Paige
Okay, I'm not, like, putting it in my vagina. Like, I'm not like, well, you weirdly
Hannah
stopped having utis the second you lost it.
Paige
You know, it is funny. One of my girlfriends, like, back in the day, used to work for a makeup brand, and so she would, like, always give me different tips. And one I'll never forget. One of her tips was, don't ever put perfume on your clothes. Like, to really get the scent, you have to put it on your skin. And she was like, and don't rub it in. You know how people, like, put it on their wrists and then rub it? She was like, no, that, like, does nothing. It's not, like, going in more. It's just, like, rubbing it off. And so every time when I get out of the shower, then I lotion, then I mist, then I like deodorant, and then I'm ready for clothes.
Hannah
I literally get out of the shower. I'm like, is that Des's towel or my towel or is that a bathroom rug? It. I don't know.
Paige
No, we're so different in our. Because I like to give myself a spa experience at home. Yeah, I like. It's my. It's my hobby.
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Hannah
I forgot the one last devil. Worse Prada. Thing is, I just wanted to address the finger guns. I've never thought about what my Glambot would be, and I actually was like, okay, as a creative in this industry, like, how does this not cross your desk? Like, I never thought about it. So in that moment, I was like, what is like the corniest thing I can do? And then everyone was laughing because you, like, literally didn't acknowledge me doing it. Which is just perfect because I, like,
Paige
freeze during those things because I'm like. When someone's like, look really cool and pretty, I'm like, no, wait.
Hannah
Hot take you guys, it's not that fast. I thought it was gonna be crazy. And then I found myself feeling like I was doing finger guns for an hour.
Paige
I don't know if that was like the real glam bot.
Hannah
I don't think that that was a little. Yeah, that was like an off brand.
Paige
I don't see the Devil Wears Prada having the off brand. Glam bot. But maybe.
Hannah
No, but I don't know. It just. I thought it was gonna be fast and I was doing finger guns for too long.
Paige
Can I say actually one more thing about the movie?
Hannah
Yep.
Paige
I think it's so hard to do a sequel, especially because that first movie was so good. And I really think. Yeah, I really think they did a very good job of it being. Having nuances of, like, today's world, but still, like, calling back to the old movie and having this, like, nostalgia and obviously, like, the clothes are so great and like, it is. There's so many good, cute, funny jokes. At one point, though, I felt really old because I'm watching the movie and I'm like, it's going so fast. Everything's going so fast.
Hannah
As someone who hasn't watched reality TV in five years, who's now seen some scenes, like, all over the Internet, the editing is so crazy and fast. In reality tv, no one finishes a sentence. It's just like, yeah, people don't talk like that. These people are going on full rants and it's getting cut to one. Fuck you.
Paige
Yeah. Nothing is a complete, actual, complete start to finish conversation.
Hannah
Even some, like, Food Network shows. I'm like, why is it being cut so crazy? Like, I'm having a migraine from it.
Paige
I almost feel like it's because of TikTok. Like, TikTok has 100% is the main reason that our attention span is going down. And so I really felt like things were like, a little edited. Like TikTok, where I was like, okay, that was a quick scene.
Hannah
Like, I don't know if it was because of. I sharted and my hair was hurting, but I did at some point. I was like, this is a long movie.
Paige
Also, Lincoln center doesn't believe in butter on your popcorn, which is a personal choice that they've made.
Hannah
I was like, talk to the manager.
Paige
And that's that With Fine.
Hannah
It was fashion. That's like when you go somewhere in LA and there's. They don't offer bread.
Paige
There was a moment where I was like, maybe Timothee Chalamet has a point. No one's coming to the ballet because you guys don't believe in salt and butter. Okay. I'm not just like, I can't raw dog this popcorn with no liquid.
Hannah
No. Someone could die. If you raw dog popcorn without a little moisture from butter, it could get
Paige
wedged and there weren't snacks. Like you. I thought it was going to be
Hannah
like a hors d'. Oeuvres.
Paige
No I thought, like, there was going to. They were going to have, like a pop up, like, concession stand. One thing about me, and it might not. It might not align with my. My brand, but when I hear the words concession stand,
Hannah
I think of a zeppeli. Do you think of a zeppelin when you hear a concession stand?
Paige
No, I think of fry French fries and hot dogs, ketchup. And then I also think of there used to be these lollipops that were like. That were like powdered. And there was a color on one top and a color on the bottom. And like, when my brother played base. Whatever, Whatever. Who knows what we were there for? I was in the concession stand.
Hannah
And you dip it in the. That was actually. I don't know what kind of sweets and methadone the kids are using these days, but we had, like, remember the ones that would pop in your mouth? Pop rocks. Pop rocks. Like, you'd literally be having a full, like, Chernobyl in your mouth.
Paige
Yeah.
Hannah
And you were like, perfect. This is what I need right before my math class.
Paige
You know, people also don't talk about the women that would run the concession stand. They ran a. A tight program. Yeah. Like, they were the moms that. They do it all. They did the schedule on who was on the concession stand. They knew what team was playing where. And I was always just, like, very in awe of the women working the concession stand. Like, I respected them at a young age, I feel like. And then I was like, can I come in and sit there?
Hannah
See, we would play in Prospect park, where it literally was just hot dog stands. It was just like a guy and he would just pull a hot dog out of some. I won't say water, because it probably wasn't water. Whatever is in it tastes so good. And then I'd be like, mom, can I have another? And she'd be like, no.
Paige
Yeah. Wow.
Hannah
She's like, honey, you don't need two hot dogs at 5pm we haven't even had dinner yet. And I was like, mom, you're such a.
Paige
Wait. I haven't had a hot dog in a minute.
Hannah
So good.
Paige
It's so good. I actually might need to, like, get one.
Hannah
I love when people are like, you know, it's really bad for you. And I'm like, so is your phone.
Paige
So at least. At least. Maybe twice. At least once a year, I'm getting a hot dog on the street. Actually, the other day I was like, early for an appointment. And I was like, you know what? I'm getting a goddamn pretzel And I got a street pretzel.
Hannah
And do you put mustard on it?
Paige
I typically do, but I didn't in this moment, because I was walking and I was like, I can't also, like, what am I?
Hannah
I. When you get the right bite with the chunk of salt and a little mustard. Wait. We're so annoyingly New York right now. My final devil was proud of thought, cuz you're right. We didn't talk about the movie. Yeah, I think everyone should see it. I think it totally did it justice. I actually was belly laughing. Meryl Streep is spectacular. And I think it did it justice because it's so hard for a sequel to hold up. And I think it really did.
Paige
So Stanley Tucci is, like, amazing.
Hannah
Oh, my God.
Paige
Emily Blunt's amazing.
Hannah
And Anne Hathaway's gorgeous.
Paige
Gorgeous.
Hannah
You know, the first one, the rumor was that everyone was afraid to lend them clothes because on a win, they were making fun on a win tour. And they were like, we're not trying to cross on a win tour.
Paige
The woman that wrote the book, like, wrote the story of the Devil Wears Prada. Like, the true story was there. And Anna Wintour was also there. Did you hear the guy who was, like, presenting the movie?
Hannah
He was like, I didn't know what that joke was. Because you laughed at it.
Paige
Yeah, because it was the girl that wrote it. And then her and that. And he was like, they're obviously not sitting with each other.
Hannah
Well, it goes back to women being bosses, where it's like, yeah, burner at the stake. God forbid a woman gets something done. God forbid someone's working. Not at a glacial pace.
Paige
I totally agree with that.
Hannah
But the fact that Anna Wintour can laugh at herself is important, and I think the fashion was insane.
Paige
I also do think there's, like, offices run by some women that are probably nightmarish. Like, honestly, when I interned in fashion pr, I was like, yeah, no way am I doing this every day.
Hannah
The truth is, the. The boss can make or break your job. We're personally terrified of Grace, and she's been actually creating kind of a toxic environment. So she's editing this right now. So I just want to let her know maybe she could be a little nicer.
Paige
It's funny because the other day, me and Hannah were on a zoom, and they were like. And tell us a little bit about you guys.
Hannah
Sorry, you. In the last zoom, all I was doing was screenshotting her face because she was falling asleep. I was like, we can see you. It's a video Zoom. And she has her hand on her cheek, like, as if she's awake. We play good cop, bad cop because I act like we're. I'm so into it. And they get all excited, and then they look at you, and you look like you'd rather be anywhere but there. And then you ask one question at the end that, like, makes no sense and throws them off. No, you asked a really good question. The last one. And then I was like, ooh.
Paige
We literally play good cop, bad copy. I've never realized that. You're like, I'm so excited, and we could do this, and we could do this. And then I come in, and I'm like. But you know what I hate is we.
Hannah
We end every meeting where I go, thank. We could be talking to anyone. And I go, thank you so much. It's such an honor that you guys took the time to speak to us. And we're so excited to see where this goes. And the page goes, bye.
Paige
Did you realize I've been doing your trick now? I came two minutes late.
Hannah
It's genius. I don't want to talk.
Paige
No, Hannah, it's genius.
Hannah
Yeah. Because when there's a ton of people on the Zoom, no one's there yet. You want to come in fashionably two minutes late.
Paige
Yeah. You want to seem unavailable.
Hannah
It's a power move in. In chaos. You don't come in peacefully. You have to look like you're like. You're like.
Paige
There's so much going on, like you're running the country.
Hannah
You're like, I think it's time for a mental health moment. There's this TikTok by this man. I know it's a man, but he gave really good advice. His name's Justin Owens, and he said, staying after disrespect lowers your price. And I really like that because, you know, you always try to explain to people like, I know you're forgiving. I know you're forgiving, but it just. It feels wrong. And putting it like that is like, you can stay, but now they know that you're okay with a certain level of treatment.
Paige
Yeah. Like, they are not taking it as like, wow, she's really understanding.
Hannah
Oh, yeah, She's. She's so there.
Paige
She's such a good person. She's really supportive, and she knows people make mistakes. I. Yeah, I kind of. I feel like I have a no tolerance policy for that.
Hannah
Like, there's a zero tolerance policy at this company. That's what you say to him.
Paige
Zero. I run a strict program, honey. Like, I.
Hannah
It's on a win tour.
Paige
This is boot camp, babe.
Hannah
Like, well, it's funny because people in the past, I've definitely had situations where my friends are like, yeah, like, he told you he's gonna show up, and he didn't like, but is that. I feel like you're moving on to Vest. It's like, no, but that's like, his actions speak for everything. So it's like, yeah, I'm not marrying that man. I always, in my head was like, is he marriage material or not? Like, I treated. That's kind of how, like, men. You would treat women, where it's like, when he. They'd be like, yeah, she's not marriage material. That's how I treated men. Like, there'd be hot, dumb ones and. And ones who are. Whatever. And I'd just be like, oh, you're out of that box.
Paige
Well, being reliable is a really big trait. Like, I think DEZ is, like, so reliable.
Hannah
Oh, my God.
Paige
That.
Hannah
That man.
Paige
Like, I feel like you could call him with anything, and he'd be like,
Hannah
I actually already did it, My Scorpio king. Also, DEZ just got a little knee surgery. So everyone message him. Make sure to tell him. What should you tell him? Be like, I heard Hannah's taking care of you really, really well. I was gone this week at the Devil Wears Prada premiere the day of his surgery.
Paige
Wait, I feel like also, like, getting knee surgery is my dream, because it's like, oh, you have to lay in bed. But I feel like that's his nightmare.
Hannah
No, because, you know, he wants to be running around. And he's also one of those people that, like, likes doing stuff on his own. So I'll be like, do you need help? And he's like, I got it.
Paige
Yeah, he's a little stubborn Scorpio.
Hannah
A little stubborn Scorpio. Lastly, I'm reading Lena Dunham's book.
Paige
You are? Oh, my God. I ordered Strangers.
Hannah
Oh, my God, perfect. And I realized, because I was talking to a group chat, and I was like, guys, Lana Dunham's books, really good. And one of the girls, actually Ally. Call her out by name, was like, hey, we need the audiobook. And I was like, no, I actually mentioned it because I wanted to brag that I actually am reading the book. I read it on the plane. And then I realized reading is just like marathons where, like, when you read a book, you have to tell everyone. It, like, you can't help yourself.
Paige
We're gonna get, like, stickers for our cars. Yeah.
Hannah
Like, when you read a book, you have to. I read that. I read that. I read that. You have to be like, I ran 36.2 miles.
Paige
Oh, my God. Is that what we've turned in, too?
Hannah
Yeah, we're marathon people. But I was on a plane and was just like, it. I'm going to start reading, and I read the entire flight for three hours. I read 150 pages, and I haven't read in years.
Paige
No. You want to know who did this to us? The Internet.
Hannah
Well, I hope you guys have a spectacular weekend. We love you so much. Thank you for giggling, and we'll talk to you later. Bye.
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Hosts: Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo
Date: April 24, 2026
This episode is a whirlwind of giggles and candid confessions as Hannah and Paige deep-dive into their experience with The Devil Wears Prada sequel premiere, reminisce on pop culture, fashion fails (and sharts), “toe gate,” the spectacle of paparazzi, and everyday life as aging, self-aware New Yorkers in the reality TV and influencer orbit. As always, the hosts tackle each topic with their signature wit, self-deprecation, and endearing honesty.
Reflection on female leadership, toxic workplaces, and how a boss can “make or break” a job (52:53–54:09).
Their own work dynamic: “good cop, bad cop” Zoom meeting strategies, late arrivals as a subtle power move (54:00–54:40).
On Toe Gate:
On Sharting at Lincoln Center:
On Aging and Public Perception:
On Fashion Event Fails & Glamour:
The episode is packed with the irreverent, confessional humor that defines Giggly Squad: nothing is off limits (not even bodily functions at fashion events), and the hosts switch from pop culture dissecting to banter about their own quirks and anxieties with quick wit and charming self-awareness.
You’ll get a hilarious, behind-the-scenes look at “toe gate” and their brush with Hollywood, honest reflections on aging in the influencer/public eye, a cautionary tale about perfume mishaps, and a candid, contemporary reaction to a pop culture juggernaut’s sequel. The “giggler” spirit is alive: nothing too sacred, always full of laughter, and not a red carpet moment unroasted.