Podcast Summary: Giggly Squad – Episode: "Giggling about Widows, Cruises, and Cheating"
Release Date: July 29, 2025
Hosts: Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo
Podcast Description: Welcome to Giggly Squad. Each week, Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo make fun of everything, but most importantly themselves. They discuss pop culture, fashion trends, television, horoscopes, mental health, dating, and expose their personal lives. Also, they can't be managed.
1. Personal Anecdotes and Daily Life
The episode kicks off with Hannah sharing her humorous struggle with staying hydrated during vacation while managing her dairy allergy. She humorously recounts feeling bloated and insecure during a walk back from acupuncture, leading her to pretend to have a pregnant belly to garner sympathy and avoid judgment.
- Hannah Berner (03:20): “I did something so diabolical by myself that I literally giggled the whole way home.”
Paige echoes her own experiences, emphasizing the challenges of navigating daily life while managing personal quirks and insecurities.
- Paige DeSorbo (05:10): “Why do I feel like if I say skim or if I say oat, it's like I'm a loser.”
2. Cruise Conversations and Experiences
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the hosts' disdain for cruises. They humorously dissect the confinements of cruise ships, sharing personal stories of unwanted attention and the absurdity of being trapped with the same group of people indefinitely.
- Paige DeSorbo (14:33): “I went on a cruise with a boyfriend once. He starts to stalk me for the rest of the trip. And I'm running from him.”
Hannah adds to the conversation by highlighting the lack of variety and the potential for malicious plotting among passengers.
- Hannah Berner (15:08): “You hang out with the wrong crowd. You almost get sucked into it.”
They also discuss disturbing cruise documentaries, emphasizing their preference for larger yachts over traditional cruises due to the former's flexibility and smaller scale.
3. Music and Pop Culture Insights
The hosts delve into a detailed discussion about a Billy Joel documentary, exploring his tumultuous personal life and career trajectory. They highlight how Joel's failures paved the way for his successes, painting a picture of resilience and artistic integrity.
- Paige DeSorbo (12:14): “He just failed his way to the top. But I love it.”
They also touch upon the complexities of fame, using Joel's experiences as a springboard to discuss broader themes in the entertainment industry.
4. Mental Health and Therapy
Hannah and Paige candidly discuss their journeys with mental health, sharing anecdotes about their therapists and the therapeutic techniques they've employed. They highlight the importance of self-care and the challenges of maintaining mental well-being amidst personal and professional pressures.
- Paige DeSorbo (08:20): “My therapist curses. Which I kind of love.”
Hannah adds her perspective on balancing self-improvement with the pressures of daily life.
- Hannah Berner (08:06): “Maybe take a minute.”
5. Upcoming Events and Announcements
The duo shares exciting news about their upcoming appearances and projects. Notably, they announce their guest spots on The Jimmy Fallon Show, where they will temporarily take over announcing duties. They express enthusiasm about this opportunity and tease potential content they might create during the stint.
- Hannah Berner (30:19): “We are filling in for the announcer who is on vacation.”
Additionally, they discuss their plans for a leisure weekend at Hannah's house, detailing activities like Pilates, poolside lounging, and playful interactions.
6. Pop Culture Discussions and Recommendations
Hannah and Paige engage in a spirited conversation about the complexities of Justin Bieber's latest album, praising its depth and authenticity despite his fame. They also recommend binge-worthy shows like Netflix’s Untamed starring Eric Bana, praising its aesthetic appeal and gripping storyline set in Yosemite Park.
- Paige DeSorbo (45:07): “Untamed is about murder, which is why I love it. But aesthetically, it's so beautiful because it's in Yosemite Park.”
7. Fashion, Lifestyle, and Product Endorsements
Throughout the episode, the hosts interweave discussions about personal style and favorite products. They highlight brands like Symbiotica for daily supplements, Nordstrom's anniversary sale, and Olipop's functional sodas, sharing personal endorsements and discount codes with their listeners.
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Paige DeSorbo (45:10): “Symbiotica's daily supplements are incredible. You can slurp them with your smoothies.”
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Hannah Berner (46:43): “If you're looking for outfits this summer, then look no further than Nordstrom.”
8. Pet Stories and Personal Life Updates
The hosts share heartfelt stories about their cats, discussing adoptions, naming new kittens, and the humorous antics of their pets. They emphasize the joy and challenges of pet ownership, providing a glimpse into their personal lives beyond the podcast.
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Paige DeSorbo (60:12): “Peanut and Cashew are so fucking amazing and so cute if you like orange cats.”
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Hannah Berner (62:35): “Have you tried the McDonald's snack wrap?”
9. Reflections on Modern Society and Relationships
In their candid and humorous style, Hannah and Paige reflect on the impact of viral fame, the pressures of modern relationships, and the complexities of maintaining personal integrity in the public eye. They discuss the emotional toll of societal expectations and the importance of authentic connections.
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Paige DeSorbo (25:21): “Rich people are so used to getting everything they want. And he got cocky.”
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Hannah Berner (41:45): “There's something about a widower, you know, that it's just like, he actually didn't get divorced. His wife passed away, and that is...”
10. Final Thoughts and Community Engagement
As the episode wraps up, Hannah and Paige express gratitude to their listeners, invite them to join their upcoming events like the Carnegie Hall tour, and encourage continued engagement through their social media channels. They emphasize the importance of community and shared experiences among the "Gigglers."
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Paige DeSorbo (64:50): “Thank you so much for giggling with us. We love you. See us on Fallon.”
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Hannah Berner (64:57): “We'll talk to you later.”
Notable Quotes:
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Hannah Berner (03:20): “I did something so diabolical by myself that I literally giggled the whole way home.”
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Paige DeSorbo (14:33): “I went on a cruise with a boyfriend once. He starts to stalk me for the rest of the trip. And I'm running from him.”
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Hannah Berner (25:21): “There's something about a widower, you know, that it's just like, he actually didn't get divorced. His wife passed away, and that is...”
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Paige DeSorbo (45:07): “Untamed is about murder, which is why I love it. But aesthetically, it's so beautiful because it's in Yosemite Park.”
Conclusion:
In this episode of Giggly Squad, Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo blend humor with heartfelt discussions, offering listeners a window into their personal lives while tackling broader societal topics. From navigating personal insecurities and challenging travel experiences to delving into pop culture and mental health, the hosts maintain their signature blend of wit and sincerity. Their announcements about upcoming appearances and events further strengthen their connection with the audience, promising more engaging content in future episodes.