Giggling about windbreakergate, celeb sightings, and sperm

Summary

Giggly Squad – Episode Summary

Episode Title: "Giggling about windbreakergate, celeb sightings, and sperm"

Date: May 9, 2026
Hosts: Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo

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Episode Overview

In this energetic and wildly personal episode, Hannah and Paige take listeners behind the scenes of their star-studded week at Netflix's comedy festival, unpacking the saga of the famous "windbreakergate," recounting their encounters with celebrities, sharing fashion faux-pas, and diving into the oddities of modern skincare—yes, including salmon sperm. The tone is their signature: self-deprecating, irreverent, fast-paced, and full of chaotic best-friend banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Windbreakergate: The Fashion Fiasco

• Setting the scene: Paige describes a week of festival events and the stress of choosing outfits (03:00–04:36).
• The YSL Windbreaker: Hannah loans her prized, limited-edition windbreaker to Paige for their Netflix “Is a Joke” festival performance—a decision fraught with trust and anxiety.

  “It was for the greater good of America that I had to put my YSL windbreaker out there.” – Hannah (05:47)

• The Outfit’s Journey: Paige nearly wears the windbreaker for multiple high-profile events, triggering Hannah’s stress (“You can’t wear the YSL windbreaker for every single event.” – Hannah, 09:09).
• The Aftermath: Paige faces mom-text scrutiny over the repeated look, but both agree the outfit “was cunt” and deserved a tour (“Let her get out there. Let her see the town.” – Hannah, 15:52).

2. Celebrity Run-Ins: Netflix Brunch & Panel

• Brunch and Starstruck Moments: Both hosts describe the surreal brunch attendee list—Kate Hudson, Mindy Kaling, Brenda Song, Eddie Murphy, Kevin Hart, Nikki Glaser, Nick Kroll, Jon Stewart, Taylor Tomlinson, and more (18:57–20:19).

• Panel with Celeb Icons: Hannah and Paige share panel highlights including Kate Hudson’s forgiving philosophy and Mindy Kaling’s “long-lost sister” vibe.

  “Kate Hudson was so Hannah coated in so many different situations... She’s the definition of whimsy.” – Paige & Hannah (21:52)

• Brenda Song: Both gush about her being down-to-earth and a “London Tipton”/“Sharpay Evans” icon who has remained normal since childhood stardom (23:12–24:08).

• Almost-Assaulting Britney Snow: Paige’s cringe/funny story about fan-girling too aggressively (“I assaulted Britany Snow. I go, ‘Britany, you’re in everything right now. I’m obsessed with you.’” – Paige, 25:31)

3. Behind the Glam: Spray Tans, Packing, and NYC vs LA Style

• Spray Tan Chaos: Both get last-minute LA spray tans and debate the merits of Los Angeles versus New York tanning salons (30:40–32:35).
• New York v. LA Fashion Culture: Joking about how, in NYC, “you can be a gremlin on the street” and no one cares, while LA is full glam, full tan at all times (32:35–33:16).

4. Chelsea Handler Show & Celebrity Encounters

• Chelsea Handler Stories: Paige reveals she once taught tennis to Chelsea Handler on Shelter Island and laments her awkward “do you have advice for women?” moment (“She looks at me and was like, ‘I got lucky.’”—35:51).
• Chelsea as a Maternal Figure: Hannah marvels at how Handler is genuinely supportive of other women in comedy (37:15–38:35).
• Wild Afterparty Sightings: Monica Lewinsky, Tana Mongeau, Maria Sharapova, and Tish Cyrus all make cameos; the anxiety of talking to idols is dissected (39:13–44:21).

  “My thing with some of these people is I will meet her when I’m supposed to... it was not that time.” – Paige on Sharapova (44:21)

5. Pop Culture Lightning Round

• Boy Band Crushes: Debates over who was hottest in *NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys, and the ultimate “gaydar” theory (“If it doesn’t clock, Lance Bass was my favorite in NSYNC. So, yeah, I do have a little knowledge on what it’s like to have a crazy crush on a gay man.” – Hannah, 49:43)
• Celebrity Couples: Timothy Chalamet and Kylie Jenner’s public courtship is discussed—with Paige delighting in Kylie’s indifference to basketball at the Knicks game (52:13–52:39).
• Fashion Industry & Met Gala: Harsh critiques of this year’s looks, support for Rachel Zegler, and the challenge of answering pretentious art-related questions on red carpets and dates (57:11–59:57).

  “I thought more people looked bad than they looked good… I just. I didn’t really like anyone’s (outfit).” – Hannah (57:11)

6. Sperm Skincare & Plane Food Oddities

• Salmon Sperm Facials: Paige muses about the weirdness of skincare fads:

  “Why is it just the salmon that their c*m is good for people’s faces? There’s so many fish out there…what about a flute? What about a— I can’t listen, I don’t know any other fish.” – Paige (55:49–56:16)

• Plane Cuisine Woes: Rant about airline “trout crostini,” with Hannah adamantly anti-fish in flight.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Fashion Panic:
  Hannah: “One thing that’ll make you panic is knowing I’m unprepared and I’m going to embarrass you.” (05:28)
• Instagram Mom Text:
  Paige, quoting Hannah’s mom: “Did Hannah’s luggage get lost? Why is she wearing that outfit? Did she wear that two days in a row?” (14:49)
• On Panel Nerves:
  Paige: “I was about to be best friends with Kate Hudson, and then you called me a fraud.” (22:20)
• Meta-Met Gala:
  Hannah (on awkward red-carpet questions): “That’s like when someone says, ‘What’s the last book you read?’ and you’re like, I’ll kill myself.” (58:23)
• On Giggly Resilience:
  Paige: “I just want to be the best I could be. And people don’t let me because…if I showed up with panty lines, I would have been mortified.” (12:53–13:14)
• Celebrity Overwhelm at Brunch:
  Paige: “Imagine you spot a celebrity—that feeling you get. Imagine that’s every time you look somewhere.” (18:57)
• Women in Comedy Community:
  Hannah (on Chelsea Handler): “There is something so maternal about her that is so comforting, and I feel like she genuinely means what she says… She literally looked at both of us and said, ‘My two little girls.’ I instantly healed my inner child.” (38:35)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Windbreakergate begins: 03:00
• Airport & L.A. Prep: 06:43
• Thongs & Packing Fails: 10:37
• Netflix Brunch/Panel Recap: 13:20–21:01
• Mindy, Kate & Brenda Panel: 21:04–24:29
• Britney Snow encounter: 25:00
• Spray Tan & NY/LA Fashion: 30:40–33:16
• Chelsea Handler Show: 35:18–39:13
• Celebrity Sightings Post-Show: 39:13–44:21
• Boy Bands & Gaydar Chat: 49:40–51:16
• Chalomet/Jenner, Couples Talk: 52:13–53:09
• Plane Food Rant: 54:06–55:26
• Sperm Skincare Tangent: 55:49–56:44
• Met Gala Debrief: 57:08–58:05

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Overall Vibe

The episode is a high-spirited mix of industry gossip, self-roasting fashion anecdotes, celebrity culture, and the honest struggles of modern womanhood—woven together with zingers that only two best friends could deliver. For new listeners, you'll feel like you were at every brunch, afterparty, and spray-tan appointment.

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Don’t miss: June 5th—Paige’s Hulu special drops!

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(Episode skips ad reads and sponsor endorsements for clarity and relevancy.)

Transcript

[Paige]

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[Hannah]

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[Paige]

You know, we're making art here.

[Hannah]

Fix your WI fi.

[Paige]

Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

[Hannah]

I mean, the day just got away from me.

[Paige]

My gaggle of gigglers.

[Hannah]

Yes. Phenomenal. One.

[Paige]

Oh, my God, now my head's all big. Also, you complimented my T shirt at the airport and I was like, no,

[Hannah]

you were being low key chic at the airport.

[Paige]

You've never said those words to describe me before. Well, let's apologize to the academy.

[Hannah]

Yeah. 4.

[Paige]

This is our first, like, late episode in, like, forever.

[Hannah]

Well, we were bamboozled. We were hoodwinked.

[Paige]

So Grace is on vacation. She left us for dead.

[Hannah]

We're literally lost chickens without her. Honestly, Josephine texted me over the weekend. She was like, did you take any pictures? And I go I knew I was forgetting.

[Paige]

No. Grace is on vacations, texting me. Be like, are you okay? And I'm like, yeah, go have fun. Go have fun. Meanwhile, we're drowning. We're drowning. We're drowning. We had a crazy weekend in the.

[Hannah]

In the festival. I feel like we should start from the top.

[Paige]

Should we just address windbreaker gate?

[Hannah]

I feel like it's. It's such a scene that needs to be set.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Because it's such a full story. Let's start on Monday. Let's take it.

[Paige]

Take it all the way back.

[Hannah]

Monday morning, we record the pod. We do some more housekeeping things. We're having just such a good best friend day. Hannah comes back to my apartment. We're getting our nails and toes done. We're yapping.

[Paige]

You showed me your closet, Hannah.

[Hannah]

I showed Hannah, like, new things I bought. I tried on jackets.

[Paige]

I was, like, walking her closet. I'd see something like, that's cute. And then she'd tell me, like, a whole story about how she source from some fucking D Germany.

[Hannah]

I was like, this is my dream. Come in my closet and look at my stuff.

[Paige]

I actually had so much. I felt like I was with my. In my grandma's closet with, like, all her perfumes. And I was like, this is what princesses do.

[Hannah]

Yeah. I was like, I have stuff over here. And I have stuff over here. So anyway, so we're sitting there, and I was like, oh, what are you wearing Saturday night for Netflix as a joke for our performance. And Hannah goes, I really want to wear something cool. I just want to do Capri and a windbreaker. And I was like, I love it. Very, very in. Very chic. Very.

[Paige]

Because it's like a. It's a sports show running point.

[Hannah]

So I was like, let's lean in. Lead to a theme. And so she goes, I ordered a windbreaker on Fashion Nova. No hate, no shade.

[Paige]

No hate, no shade, no tea.

[Hannah]

I say, love it, but we are going to be on stage. Well, this is my Hudson.

[Paige]

I think this windbreaker trend is crazy because I did buy Fashion Nova windbreakers, and they're fucking cunt. And they're cool. And, yeah, they don't have, like, a designer label on it. But I was like, I was feeling myself. But you looked at me and you

[Hannah]

say, get the job done.

[Paige]

They get the job done. But you were like, hannah, Kate Hudson, Minty Kaling and Brenda Song are taking time out of their very important, busy days.

[Hannah]

They've looked in their closets.

[Paige]

Be an.

[Hannah]

It's called stylist They've picked out an outfit. Minty Kaling showed up in a Gucci matching set. So I say, hannah, I love you so much. I love where your head's at. I have a YSL windbreaker that I think will be perfect for the aesthetic you're trying to execute. I run upstairs, I get my YSL windbreaker. She tries it on. Perfect. We love it.

[Paige]

One thing that'll make you panic and is knowing I'm unprepared and I'm going to embarrass you. So thinking back, it does look strategic for me to be like, I don't

[Hannah]

know what I'm going to wear.

[Paige]

I guess I have to wear your ysl.

[Hannah]

I went into a full body sweat. I was immediately panicked.

[Paige]

You were like, I don't want to do this, but I have to do this.

[Hannah]

It was for the greater good of America that I had to put my YSL windbreaker out there.

[Paige]

Now, this is so page coded, but this YSL windbreaker sold out everywhere. Like, I was thinking about, like, if I were to get, like, Bolognese on it. I can't just buy her another one. It's done.

[Hannah]

No one has this color combo. Like, I can't find. You can't find this color combo in the streets. I had to have it sourced.

[Paige]

Yes. It's an endangered species. Like, she had to give away, like, rights to, like, her firstborn.

[Hannah]

Oh, truly.

[Paige]

To get this windbreaker.

[Hannah]

The coveted is how I sourced it. They got it.

[Paige]

But I also think the windbreaker is one thing right now. That's you coded and me coded. And also, it fit me. You were so excited. You're like. You're perfect. I'm to worry about you. Thank God.

[Hannah]

It was perfect. And so I literally mentally checked that box, like, okay, Hannah has an outfit. Great. We're good. We can go to the event.

[Paige]

But immediately, I was scared. I was like, do you want me to take it with me? And you were like, yeah. And I'm like, you don't want to pack it. You want me. You trust me to pack it? Like, you were like, you're grown up. Just figure it out.

[Hannah]

I was, like, taken. So, okay, I mentally checked that off my list. We get to the airport Wednesday. We're flying to la. We're sitting. We're waiting for our plane. I'm making casual conversation.

[Paige]

I'm sorry.

[Hannah]

Wait, were you not recording? That's okay.

[Paige]

It's okay.

[Hannah]

That's okay. We. It's fine. You can't beat yourself up over smallest things.

[Paige]

Okay, Grace, Larry we're drowning.

[Hannah]

Okay, so anyway, so back to our story. So we're sitting in the airport where I'm making casual conversation. We're. When we land in la, Hannah is going to the Chelsea Handler live show.

[Paige]

But you didn't know. What were you in for? I found out my Hulu Special is dropping June 5th. So I was like, I have to do press when I'm in la, and. And I find out that they were there. We book a podcast in the morning, a Netflix brunch, and the show at night. Now, look, I'm. I'm a resourceful person, and if I find an outfit that works, why risk an outfit that isn't gonna work?

[Hannah]

We all remember the green corset of 2022.

[Paige]

I'll do this all the time. Like, I'll put. I put together an outfit to get drinks the other night, and it looked good. I'm like, I'm wearing this every day this week. But then I realized, my clothes. This is pages.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

$35,000 windbreak. So then I. I was gonna do it and not tell you, but I was, like, looking at you, and you were looking so sweet and nice, and I said, you know what?

[Hannah]

Let's get ahead of it.

[Paige]

And I said, just so you know, I'm gonna be. I think I'm gonna wear the windbreaker for some other stuff.

[Hannah]

And I go, oh, what are you wearing tonight to the Chelsea Handler show? And she goes, the YSL windbreaker? And I go, oh, okay. And then I go, well, in the morning, what are you wearing to the brunch?

[Paige]

And she goes, no, for Chelsea, I wore Fashion Nova.

[Hannah]

She.

[Paige]

Because I. I felt like two days. Was that selfish. Like, that's greedy. But I was like, is it really wearing it? It's just. I just wore it one day.

[Hannah]

And mind you, this is my sweaty friend.

[Paige]

I've been using my dog. I've been. I've been trying not to sweat, so

[Hannah]

I'm, like, dying in the airport. I'm like, hannah, you can't wear the YSL windbreaker for every single event. She's like, it's literally fine. So we go through the whole weekend, and she honestly crashes it in the YSL windbreaker.

[Paige]

If it works, it works. Why change the recipe?

[Hannah]

When she did show up to the brunch in her Steve Madden tabby, like, heel, I did look her in the eye and say, you. You cannot wear these heels on stage. I literally won't go. So she changes her heel.

[Paige]

I think I'm a different person when I'm Packing. So I brought Fame. Sick. And I brought. I'm glad my mother died on the

[Hannah]

trip, but not a second outfit. God forbid. God forbid. The trip we were taking for work for three different events. God forbid you brought a second outfit.

[Paige]

Two books, Hannah. You got the people who were cleaning the room, like, organize them somewhere. Left him in the hotel because I. I didn't remember that old Hannah packed books. So when I was.

[Hannah]

Wait, that's so funny. I left my pimple cream in the hotel. And that's so me.

[Paige]

I get there, and I'm. I. I take out the YSL windbreaker. I hang it up because I have respect for you. Yeah. And I was nervous about it. Like, I was actually freaking out. I kept checking it, like, every 10 minutes to make sure it was still there.

[Hannah]

It's like your passport when you go on a trip, you're like. You keep, like, unzipping your suitcase. You're like, okay, cool.

[Paige]

Literally. And then I realize I'm wearing my cute capris. And I go, one huge, massive thing. We forgot a thong. So I go on Instacart. Yeah, Target. And I pressed thong. And I'm like, I hope whatever. Male Instacart guy.

[Hannah]

And then you, like, said the Hail Mary 10 times.

[Paige]

Did the rosary, and I was like, I'm a little. And I sent for also what. I was like, what girl needs Target thongs right now? So then I go to the Chelsea Handler.

[Hannah]

A lot of reasons.

[Paige]

Yeah. I had to go to the Chelsea Handler show. So I like. I was like, let go and let. God, I hope the Instacart finds its way back to me.

[Hannah]

Oh, Commando to Chelsea Handler show or under.

[Paige]

I was wearing jeans. I was wearing jeans. I was wearing my full beat. My full beat hands. Comfortable. Enjoying the last couple days of comfort and not the invasiveness of a thong.

[Hannah]

Dental floss.

[Paige]

Yes. So I get back, and it's like, 11pm I'm getting my spray tan. And I'm like, oh, that's weird. Where's the Instacart? And I look, and it says it was delivered. So I'm like, I'll just call downstairs. I'm like, hey, is there an instacart for Hannah Burner? And they're like, what's it for? What's it from? And I was like, I think it's Target. And they were like, let me check. And he comes back and he goes, is it underpants? I'm like, why the fuck did you look in the. How many Target bags did you have in the hotel? And also, Never say underpants again. Underpants. I go, I'm a grownup wearing a thong. I'm a fucking little slut wearing a thong. So the guy literally comes up. The same guy who knows I ordered underpants comes up, looks me in the eye. I said, thank you, sir. Good night. So next time you make fun of me for having to wear the same outfit all day, know that there's a lot of stuff going on underneath.

[Hannah]

I'm literally crying.

[Paige]

And, like, I'm just trying to live. Like, I'm just trying to be the best I could be. And people don't let me because the fact that you had to order thongs. If I showed up at the Netflix brunch with panty lines, I would have

[Hannah]

been more to find.

[Paige]

Cuz it, like, it's with your windbreaker. So it's like disrespecting the windbreaker.

[Hannah]

The.

[Paige]

The YSL outfit was perfect, and I did put on really nice heels for the show, but I ended up, like, having this big podcast in the morning, and I was like, paige would love me to wear the YSL for that. And all these things are photographed. Then we go to the craziest Netflix brunch, and they're taking photos everywhere. And the thing is, with the blazer. The blazer, the windbreaker, it's not subtle. Like, it's. It's the moment. So people aren't gonna forget that I was wearing an orange windbreaker everywhere. So at this brunch, I run into Kate Hudson. I say, oh, no. Oh, no, this is my nightmare. And she's like, are you. You're doing the panel with me later, right? And I said. And I'm like, trying to cover the windbreaker. I'm like, yep. And I'm like, can't wait to see you there. Kate Hudson shows up in a gorgeous gown. I'm staying there in my windbreaker.

[Hannah]

It's literally art. She's standing in, like, an art piece that she's like, oh, it's a skirt I had. I'm like, that should be in the Louvre. And Hannah's here in the same windbreaker

[Paige]

she saw me in six hours ago. Tell them what? My mom messaged you.

[Hannah]

So then I'm on the plane Friday morning, coming back to the East Coast. I get a DM from none other

[Paige]

than Lenore Burner, who hasn't spoken to me unbeknownst.

[Hannah]

Did Hannah's luggage get lost? Question mark? Why is she wearing that outfit? Question mark? I go, lol. She said she wanted to wear it. She doesn't look bad, but did she wear that two days in a row? Period? I'm confused. Period. Sorry, Hannah. I nearly fell off my chair.

[Paige]

And this is why no one will ever hurt my feelings, because my mom is my biggest op. My mom goes, I'm confused. Sorry. I love how she's like, I need a first find out from Paige why this has happened. I love how she's like, she doesn't look bad. It's just like, why did you wear the same outfit from 10am to 10pm today?

[Hannah]

No, she literally was that tick tock being like, I love her, but like, what's going on? And.

[Paige]

But she's amazing. But like, sorry, I just.

[Hannah]

I love her, but she, like, is the problem. Like. And I'm like, no, I'm obsessed with her.

[Paige]

But it was cunt.

[Hannah]

No, it totally was. Also, I spent a pretty penny on that windbreaker. Let her get out there. Let her see the town. Let her be photographed on other bodies.

[Paige]

Okay, that was good. Don't body positivity me. She's like, I wanted to see different experiences. Hug in different places. But no, I wanted to milk it for what it was worth. Even though you paid for it. Also.

[Hannah]

Yeah, we don't. I'll write it off.

[Paige]

We don't fit in the same clothes. Like, it's not normal that Paige is like, I don't want to wear this. Do you want to wear it? I'd be like, no, my ass will hang out. Cuz you love a little mini mini thing, right? This was just two girls sharing clothes. Just sisters. And it's so sisterly for you to be like, hey, are you going to give me back that one breaker.

[Hannah]

You know what's funny is because the pictures from the brunch I. The same DM that I kept getting was like, why do you and Hannah look alike? I at the brunch. And I truly feel like we're morphing into the same person a little bit. It's almost like when you look like your dog.

[Paige]

Wait, okay, so Netflix is a joke Festival has this brunch. You got there early, unbeknownst to me. I thought you were gonna wait, but I was in a four hour podcast in my YSL windbreaker and I have these text from Page thing. Where are you?

[Hannah]

You're dead to me for dead.

[Paige]

I'm gonna kill you. You're dead to me. And I'm like, okay. And I realize she's been there for an hour without me.

[Hannah]

Oh, I was gonna say, mind you, it's like 15 minutes.

[Paige]

I went to the Uber driver. I was like, step on it. My friend's alone. My friend's in danger.

[Hannah]

The amount of small talk that I had to do, honestly, the only way I could describe it is I felt like I went to visit my friend's college for the weekend, and this was the first Friday night party, and you were in, bringing me around, being like, this is my friend. She goes to a different school. But, like, she's here for the weekend. So, like, have fun.

[Paige]

And, like, you guys have seen her around. Like, yeah, you're like, you've definitely, like,

[Hannah]

seen her on my Instagram. Like. Like, no, she doesn't go here. But, like, she's really fun. She's my friend.

[Paige]

Literally, the head of Netflix was like, she doesn't even go here. And you were just in a hoodie in the back. But it was. It was so fun because I feel like my comedy friends, my, like, co workers in this other job I have.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

So to, like, I was also showing off. Like, I was like, paige, look. Look at all my friends. And I. I started. I got in crazy Hannah mode again.

[Hannah]

Well, you and I are very different. That when we get into a situation that's, like, overstimulating or, like, a lot of things happening, I get more reserved and quiet, and you get louder and talk. There was a moment where Hannah just yelled, women and children only. Okay.

[Paige]

By the way, this is the most insane brunch where, like, every. Imagine you spot a celebrity. Like, that feeling you get. Imagine that's every time you look somewhere. So, like, I look. Eddie Murphy's right there. Kevin Hart's right there. Nikki Glazer is right there. Nick Kroll's right there. David Letterman's right there. Jon Stewart's right there. Like, that's just who you're with. And we had to take this big photo, and we're all trying to, like, figure out where to stand, and it got kind of chaotic. And then at one point, I was just feeling myself. I go, women and children only. I look back, and Nicole is just standing there, and I was like, hi, Nicole.

[Hannah]

No, there was a moment where I. I, like, squeezed Hannah's arm, and I was like, shut up.

[Paige]

I put down the. The what? The window of the car, and I was, like, yelling at Chelsea Handler.

[Hannah]

Literally, I was like, stop causing a spectacle.

[Paige]

No, you literally were like, hannah stopped. Hannah, get in the car. Hannah, get. Hannah, get in the car.

[Hannah]

I clenched my teeth, and I was like, we have to go.

[Paige]

You've had enough. You've had enough. We'll Talk about this later. Take off the windbreaker. Take off the windbreaker. I feel the adrenaline hit, and I was looking at you like I couldn't control myself, wanted to be normal, but I was like. I was like, Paige, you were too.

[Hannah]

So excited.

[Paige]

I got so excited to see all my friends and all these people I look up to did go up to Matt Rife and tell him that I have a joke about him in my upcoming special.

[Hannah]

We don't know if he loved it or not, but he laughed.

[Paige]

Then he. We'll. We'll see. Yeah, we'll see. I feel like that was, like, a response.

[Hannah]

He laughed, and then he walked away. He was like, I'm done here. No, the brunch was very cool. I loved my glam, so I was having a good time, which is really. That's so Something unhealthy. But it's fine.

[Paige]

You looked so good.

[Hannah]

Thank you. And I loved my dress.

[Paige]

Did you meet anyone that you were, like, excited to meet there or you were just observing?

[Hannah]

I, like, was observing. I, like, didn't want to go up to anyone and be annoying, obviously. I love seeing Chelsea Handler and Nikki Glaser, and I love seeing the girls.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

And it was so much fun.

[Paige]

Taylor Tomlinson said she loves our clip.

[Hannah]

I love her.

[Paige]

She loved Taylor Shout out. Iconic.

[Hannah]

But the actual. The actual event of, like, Mindy Kaling, Brenda Song, Kate Hudson was, first of all, I am Mindy. Mindy is me. I felt like we were long lost sister, actually. I felt like we were friends from high school that hadn't seen each other in a minute, but it was like, like nothing had no time had passed.

[Paige]

But it was also giving, like. Like, maybe you went to different high schools, but you were the same font in that high school.

[Hannah]

And so we were, like, cool with each other.

[Paige]

She was like, I know what it's like being prom queen 800 times. Like, I know you had to run the society of whatever. Like, it's exhausting. I know that.

[Hannah]

And no one gives you any credit for how beautiful you are. Like, that was the vibe we were giving to each other. And I feel like Kate Hudson was so Hannah coated in so many different situations.

[Paige]

And.

[Hannah]

And let me tell you, she's the definition of whimsy. There's something about her aura that's very calming while also being. Oh, my God, I don't even know what the word is. It's not starstruck, and it's not. You're not, like, you say starstruck. Starstruck. Like, it wasn't. It Wasn't like, I was starstruck, but I was very aware that you're like, no, I was a celebrity.

[Paige]

Well, you. You're a. Because Kate Hudson, we asked her about revenge, if how they feel about revenge. And Kate Hudson was like, we love forgiveness. And I was like, I love that, Kate. I love forgiveness, too. And then you called my ass out and you said, hannah Burner, you were the most vengeful person I've ever met. Stop trying to suck up to Kate Hudson and make her like you. And I said, how dare you call me out. I was about to be best friends with Kate Hudson, and then you called me a fraud. I, like, forgot the crowd was there because I was like, don't embarrass yourself in front of Kate Hudson. Yeah, but Kate Hudson, what I love about her is she's exactly how she is in every rom com.

[Hannah]

She's the who you want. Like, if you think about meeting her, it's exactly who you want her to be.

[Paige]

Easy laugher, charming little jokes under her breath. She's just so iconic. And she's nominated for an Oscar for singing last year.

[Hannah]

Yeah. And you just want to, like, keep looking at her and, like, be around her. She has a very, like, infectious smile and personality. And Brenda Song. Oh, my God, one of the most down to earth. Very nice. Just. I just felt like we were girls together.

[Paige]

I didn't want to bring this up on the panel because it seemed, like, too intense, but I was like, she's been acting since she's three years old. Like, the fact that she's as normal as she is.

[Hannah]

She's been in a lot of stuff, too.

[Paige]

A lot of stuff. She's had so many different lives in Hollywood. The fact that she's so well rounded and cool and like, I mean, like,

[Hannah]

she was in the Facebook movie.

[Paige]

Oh, my God. She's done everything. Also, she's married to Macaulay Culkin. I forgot about.

[Hannah]

I mean, she's London Tipton. She's London, which was always my favorite. I feel like I was, like, a little bit too old for that show. But I knew.

[Paige]

Well, you loved.

[Hannah]

I knew I was a London Tipton girl. I'm also a Sharpay Evans.

[Paige]

You wanted your name to be London Tipton.

[Hannah]

It definitely was on my baby name list for a time.

[Paige]

She also wore this outfit that was both Hannah and Paige coated because.

[Hannah]

And she said that to us.

[Paige]

Yeah. Which was crazy.

[Hannah]

We.

[Paige]

We didn't talk about at the Netflix's joke brunch. I don't have to say that full Thing every time. That's crazy.

[Hannah]

Just say the brunch.

[Paige]

We met Britney Snow.

[Hannah]

No. You attacked her.

[Paige]

Oh, no.

[Hannah]

Physically and emotionally. Oh, no.

[Paige]

In my head. We met her. But you're right, you're right, you're right.

[Hannah]

I grabbed her by the shoulders and I told her I loved her.

[Paige]

You're right. I assaulted Bernice. No. I go, bernice no. Came up to us and you go, no, she didn't.

[Hannah]

Unfortunately, she didn't.

[Paige]

No. You know what happened?

[Hannah]

I did tell her she was my Carolyn Bassett. No. Because she had a very Carolyn Bassett outfit on. She had, like, the perfect black maxi skirt and, like, a white button up. And I was like, so chic.

[Paige]

Can I say what actually happened? I made eye contact with her while you were trying to pull me out of the party.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

I ripped you off of me. I said. I said, stop it. It's Britney Snow. And she locked eyes with us.

[Hannah]

Like she knew you don't do drugs. You would be a nightmare to go out with.

[Paige]

Oh, my.

[Hannah]

I'd have to leave you on the street. I literally.

[Paige]

I was on drugs at that party. But I go up to her. Do you know what I said? I said, you're in everything right now. I'm obsessed with you. And she's like, oh, my God, thank you. And I'm like, you're like Glenn Powell. And then I was like, I didn't mean that in, like a. No, I didn't mean it. And then she was like, no, I know what you mean. I was like, oh, oh. And then you were like, you're kind of, like, better. That was better.

[Hannah]

I had to come in, save apparently

[Paige]

anything Glen Powell wants to do, Hollywood makes. Like, that's what I meant. Like, anything she wants to be in, I'm like, make it. Yeah, everyone's gonna watch it. She's everything. Also, her style is so fucking good now. And then you were like, hannah, we have a live show in 30 minutes. And. But I'm like, I'm wearing the same outfit. I don't need.

[Hannah]

I know.

[Paige]

I was like, early.

[Hannah]

I'm going home, washing my face, getting glam redone. Wait. I loved my LA glam.

[Paige]

You looked sexy. Like, you had a, like, je ne sais quoi.

[Hannah]

No, I had a moment where I was like, should I move to LA for a couple months? Because, like, I'm really feeling this glam and, like, who my style is when I'm there.

[Paige]

What did you think it was about the makeup? Because, like, you obviously looked like yourself. But, like, was it the brow? Like, what made it more sexy?

[Hannah]

I think it was my spray tan.

[Paige]

And at the end of the day.

[Hannah]

And now we've said it.

[Paige]

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[Hannah]

Also. Yeah. When you're like last minute, you could also know you have an event coming up and you've ordered something for it and then you're like, I hate everything. And Revolve will always come in handy because they're shipping. No, it's just like it's next level.

[Paige]

They have like a festival festival shop that like, I think went off during Coachella.

[Hannah]

Oh, my God. I'm sure. I love when they break it down to like vacation, work, festival. Because you're like, yep, this is like my. This is what I'm doing. This is where I'm going. And I actually just wore this like black cutout dress from Revolve and it was super last minute. I had to go to a dinner.

[Paige]

Came.

[Hannah]

Beautiful fit, gorgeous love.

[Paige]

I recently got shoes because, you know you have an outfit. Well, this has never happened to you, but you have an outfit and you're like, I did not think about the shoes and I need it.

[Hannah]

That's what happened to me.

[Paige]

And they have all the brands I actually wear in one place. You don't have to go to like a bazillion websites. All the brands are there. I love my a gold Bumbarel jeans that I got there. I like live in them. And then also I'll randomly get like skincare sometimes.

[Hannah]

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[Hannah]

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[Paige]

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[Hannah]

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[Paige]

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[Hannah]

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[Paige]

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[Hannah]

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[Paige]

It's a car insurance app? Yep. That's just never happened.

[Hannah]

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[Paige]

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[Hannah]

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[Paige]

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[Hannah]

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[Paige]

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[Hannah]

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[Paige]

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[Hannah]

Did the car have a sunroof? It did actually. Okay, good story.

[Paige]

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[Hannah]

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[Paige]

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[Hannah]

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[Paige]

I got a spray tan at 10.30pm after the Chelsea Handler show.

[Hannah]

And we were getting on the plane and Hannah was like, I have a spray tan tonight. And I was like, pardon? I was like, you didn't even tell me. And so then I was like, well, I'll get a spray tan too. I can't be your pale, weird friend.

[Paige]

Which I've been many times. It's not that bad.

[Hannah]

The only place I like getting spray tans is in Los Angeles.

[Paige]

They don't around with it.

[Hannah]

They're artists. Like I've yet to find a really good spray tan artist in New York City. For whatever reason, I feel like everyone goes to sugared and bronzed in New York and I not that I dislike them, I just feel like I did that in my early 20s and they changed their formula at some point and ever since then I don't feel like it looks the same on my particular body.

[Paige]

You just. Kylie Jenner Snapchatted them. Like, the fudgeing marketing girls, like, no, I love them.

[Hannah]

No, I love them. I think they're great.

[Paige]

They integrate.

[Hannah]

I think they're great. If you're the kind of girl that's like, I'm making an appointment. I'm going after work on a Thursday, getting ready. I don't like to leave my apartment, so I like someone to come to my house. I've yet to find someone in New York City that comes to my house that I think is good love.

[Paige]

Sugared and bronze. I had a little incident with them where I was there. This was during, like, reality tv. And a girl was like, in my laby lips, and she's like, by the way, like, I love you on Summer House. And I was like. And then I got on the subway after and sweat through my entire tan. And I was like, this is gonna work. But I feel like LA has to be good spray tans because people around you are tan. We're New York. When you get spray tan, everyone else is pale. So it doesn't even have to be that good. You're like, I'm glistening. Where la. You're competing with actual tans around you.

[Hannah]

There's something. I know that New York City is like the fashion capital or one of the fashion capitals of the world, but there's something about New York City that's like. You can be a gremlin on the street and there's. And in other cities, sometimes it doesn't feel as accepted. And LA is one of those cities

[Paige]

and not even gremlin. You can express any range of emotion.

[Hannah]

You can express.

[Paige]

You can yell at people, you can cry.

[Hannah]

You could sing me in any outfit and be coming or going from anywhere. And I appreciate that. It's a Sunday, and she's in full sweats and like.

[Paige]

Yep. Or full glam.

[Hannah]

Or full glam.

[Paige]

I mean, you do photo shoots in the middle of the street in New York City, and everyone's like, she's working.

[Hannah]

That's my front yard.

[Paige]

Sorry, that's my office. Did you get on one of those buses for a photo?

[Hannah]

Oh, my God. Okay, so the Daphne summer comes out on Tuesday, actually on the 12th. And that's already summer. And so, like, we were like, let's do, like, our vibe this summer is like, let's do like city in the summer. So we're coming up with, like, all these different ideas, and they're like, what if we get on one of those buses? And I'm like, okay, but we're gonna have to, like, buy tickets. Yeah. To, like, get. Because you, like, buy tickets to get on those buses and then you have to, like, do a 45 minute tour. And because I was like, how are we gonna get the pictures? So it's me, like one other girl, the photographer. We get on, we buy tickets, we get on bus. We already, like, know the route. We, like, did it the day before to, like, know what to do. Get on the bus.

[Paige]

Wait, is the tour guide, like, no one's listening in the back. We're doing a full.

[Hannah]

Everyone starts getting on. There's like the sweetest families in the back row. And we're like, hey, do you mind if you move for just, like, one minute? I'm gonna take a quick picture and then you can sit back down. This family, by the way, this is

[Paige]

what she did to me on my Bachelorette. Continue.

[Hannah]

This family was so sweet. That's how I knew they were tourists. They were probably like, what a New York City moment. This random woman is gonna just have a photo shoot. They move, they move their kids. They're like watching me do the pictures. They're like, you look amazing.

[Paige]

They're fanning you. They start giving you notes. They're like, chin down.

[Hannah]

They now work for Daphne.

[Paige]

They're getting BTs.

[Hannah]

We get the picture. We get off before the tour starts. So we didn't even have to do the tour, but. But thank God we bought the tickets just in case because, like, the bus could have started moving, but then we got it and it was great.

[Paige]

There was so much stuff. I don't want to just quickly. What's the word? Yeah, skip over.

[Hannah]

It's a couple. It's a couple words, but

[Paige]

yeah, Chelsea Handler show. You guys understand my Laura with Chelsea Handler. I taught tennis to her when I was younger. She doesn't remember. I was like, I've read all your books. You're my everything. Chelsea lately made me want to be me to men.

[Hannah]

Wait, I didn't know you taught tennis to her when you were younger.

[Paige]

After college, I was teaching tennis in Shelter island to, like, six year olds, to, like, 85 year old men. And one of my older male clients was like, oh, Chelsea's coming to play doubles with us today because she was dating Andre Bellage at the time who had a hotel on Shelter Island.

[Hannah]

Who the heck is Andre? You just said that like, we all know he's.

[Paige]

He's a hotelier.

[Hannah]

Oh, chic.

[Paige]

I've never said hotelier before. That was iconic. Chelsea Handler comes in and this was during Chelsea lately. And this is like, my knees went weak. I was, like, double faulting. I was, like, so nervous. It's one thing to like, be with your. Your. Your. The person you look up to for like, a minute and meet them. I played crazy doubles with her.

[Hannah]

That's intimate.

[Paige]

It was crazy. And I. I had to pretend that I didn't know anything about her. I was like, where are you from? New Jersey.

[Hannah]

Wait. I love that she's from New Jersey. Like, I think New Jersey gets such a bad rep, but I genuinely do think some of the funniest people I've met in my, like, personal life are from New Jersey.

[Paige]

And at the end, I was. Because I was. I had no idea what I wanted to do for a living. I did not think I was going to be in comedy. And I was just like, do you have any advice for, like, women in the workforce? And she looks at me, and she was like, I got lucky. And then when I met her years later, I told her about it, and she was like, I must have been high. Don't.

[Hannah]

That doesn't bring horrible advice.

[Paige]

Like, I've never been to Shelter island before.

[Hannah]

That wasn't me, you weird freak. Here's one thing I want to say about Chelsea Handler, and I'm not even trying to, like, suck these celebrities like assholes. I'm, like, genuinely saying my experience. I think they're in any field, no matter what you do for a living. I think there are so many women that say, I want to, like, make room at the table for you, or, I want to, like, help you. I want to be a mentor or whatever. Chelsea Handler is one of those people that I feel like, says that stuff and actually means it. Like, any time I've ever seen her in a public setting, I've never felt more safe to be with someone. And it's almost in. And I know she doesn't have children. It's almost in a very maternal way. And so, like, it is something to say about, like, I think that women who don't have children, sometimes people can say, like, really mean things to them. And I. And I think that your maternal instincts can come out in so many different ways rather than just having children. There is something so maternal about her that is so comforting, and I feel like she genuinely means what she says. Like, when I saw her at the brunch, she literally looked at both of us and said, like, my two little girls. Like, I instantly healed my inner child.

[Paige]

I was like, chelsea's out here. Like, she's taking Care of her whole family, by the way. She's. She has so many amazing friendships in her life. She also, she does have a lot of people. She, she's a mom to like the all of America.

[Hannah]

To me, I'm like, I called Kim. I was like, you're out.

[Paige]

Like, Chelsea's answering my emails now. Long story short, she's like, come to the show tonight. And I was like, this is a dream. Because I actually, I don't think I've ever seen her like, live. And I get there and I realize, oh, everyone's friends with Chelsea Handler. I walk in, immediately see Tana Mongeau.

[Hannah]

No way.

[Paige]

And we're talking about podcasting.

[Hannah]

Wait, there are so many times where I've quoted Tana Mongeau and people have like looked at me and I'm like, guys, you need to get on the Internet. And the number one quote that I quote from her is whenever she. Do you remember when DJ Khaled said he doesn't eat his wife out? And then Tana Mongeau says, but you eat everything else. And so the amount of times I've said in my everyday life, but you eat everything else.

[Paige]

My dream for her is I want her to like come out because she had a singing career at one point. I want her to remix her most iconic things. Like if she made bleach and tone into a song, the clubs would lose their fucking mind. And I don't know why she keeps being like, it's a good idea. Lol. And like, she's not.

[Hannah]

Maybe there's some DJ will do it for her. But anyway, back to what we were saying.

[Paige]

I continue to walk in. Monica Lewinsky.

[Hannah]

What?

[Paige]

Monica Lewinsky's standing at the bar. I don't, you know me. I don't approach people unless they make eye contact or I know them, I've met them before. I don't cold call celebrities.

[Hannah]

When is Monica Lewinsky gonna do like a big documentary? And like, I mean, I think it's her time now. Imagine if that happened now.

[Paige]

I think she's done some form of documentaries and she has an amazing podcast. However it. She needs to have like a. Yeah,

[Hannah]

because like I couldn't imagine in today's day and age us looking at like a 25 year old girl in the White House being like, she tricked the President of the United States. Like, that was so up.

[Paige]

Also, remember when that was the craziest thing that happened in our government?

[Hannah]

Whimsy and fun.

[Paige]

But I was with Gabby and Stuart and I go, I don't Know what came over me? But I was like, we need to say hi to her. We swarm her, and we just go, monica, you're so inspirational. We love you.

[Hannah]

You're amazing.

[Paige]

You're everything. And she was so nice. And then we left, but I was, like, so happy. I attacked Monica.

[Hannah]

I need a Ryan Murphy, Monica Lewinsky show. I need a real.

[Paige]

She does play Bill Clinton.

[Hannah]

Wait,

[Paige]

he can't play the saxophone, but he does have a nice silver.

[Hannah]

Wait, I'm obsessed with that idea. Should we just cast it? Should we just do, like, a play in your backyard?

[Paige]

Sorry, we're busy. We're late. On the podcast today. DEZ forgot his lines.

[Hannah]

You know what I think about all the time? That your parents performed a play last summer. And it, like, literally, I could cry when I think about it, because I think it's so sweet.

[Paige]

My parents didn't just perform a play. My mom ended up writing, producing, directing the play. God forbid the woman takes a break. She's retired, by the way. And I'd call her, and she's like, we're rehearsing. So we're. Monica Lewinsky's behind me. Tana Mongeau's behind.

[Hannah]

Sorry, we are going on so many tangents. Okay.

[Paige]

And then Tish Cyrus walks in. My little mom. I was too nervous to say anything because, again, what do I have? What am I gonna be like? What am I gonna say?

[Hannah]

What am I saying to Tish?

[Paige]

What am I saying to Tish? So I left Tish alone.

[Hannah]

Oh, you must leave Tish alone.

[Paige]

Also. Is Tish a full name or is it a part?

[Hannah]

Don't. Tish is tired. Do you know Tish? Wait, so Tish's other daughter, Noah, was dating a guy. They broke up. Tish married the guy. Put that in your straw and drink it this morning.

[Paige]

These hoes ain't loyal.

[Hannah]

But again, crazy. And I don't think Tish and Noah speak. And I don't know if Noah speaks to Miley, because I think Miley, I think she went to the wedding. So she was kind of like, okay.

[Paige]

So then there's like, this little after party in the lobby, and there's a very tall woman standing in, like, the middle. So obviously my eyes went to her. Maria Sharapova. Maria Sharapova.

[Hannah]

Now, wait, when Hannah was telling me, like, she briefly told me that she saw Maria Sharapova, and I just kind of looked at her like, okay. And she looked back at me, and she goes, you walk in a room. Anne Hathaway's there. I'M like, got it, got it. Yep. Okay, keep going.

[Paige]

Because my friends, I guess, didn't really know Maria Sharapova and I'm freaking out and they're like, go talk to her. Go talk to her. I said, I'm not disrespecting Maria Sharapova. Also, imagine your whole life, you're watching someone and like, they're your idol and then you have a chance to say something to them and it doesn't go well. And like 80% of my interactions don't go well and that's that you've harmed the, the image of your idol in your head forever.

[Hannah]

That is so depressing.

[Paige]

So they were like, they literally. We had, I did have like a 30 minute conversation of why I wasn't going to talk to Maria. But my thing with some of these people is I will meet her when I'm supposed to meet her. Like, I don't know when it'll be, but it's. It was not that time. It was not the moment.

[Hannah]

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[Paige]

Olant Bass was also there. Okay, I was. And I ended up, you know when you're in a conversation but like you haven't been introduced, I somehow found myself in a conversation with him but not talking to him and trying not to acknowledge that I know him. And he, he knows. He's like, look at this millennial. Like, obviously she's right.

[Hannah]

Lance Bass.

[Paige]

So I was just, I just stayed quiet the whole time.

[Hannah]

Can I tell you something? Because I see a lot of people online being like, paige thinks everyone's gay. Like, not all her ex boyfriends are gay. If it doesn't clock to you, Lance Bass was my favorite in NSync. Okay. So yeah, actually I do have a little knowledge on what it's like to have a crazy crush on a gay man.

[Paige]

Is there a word for like the gay dar of if you're attracted to them, he's gay?

[Hannah]

I don't know. But I think I could like put it in numerical form if I did the appropriate research. Because what are the chances? And everyone was out here loving Justin Timberlake and I thought, too straight for me. Let me have a crush on Lance.

[Paige]

Do you know who I like?

[Hannah]

Who? Joey Fatone.

[Paige]

No, but he was cute.

[Hannah]

Who did you like? Because I would have said Lance Bass.

[Paige]

Jc.

[Hannah]

You did? Yeah.

[Paige]

Cuz he was the underdog. I was like, he's the one with the good voice. And Justin Timberlake is just dancing around the front. And I'm like, let JC sing. JC's the real talent here. And he was kind of quiet. Yeah, and I like that in a man.

[Hannah]

Yeah, yeah, I like that in a man too. But I wouldn't have seen, I would have seen you as a Justin Timberlake.

[Paige]

I know, I did like Justin Timberlake. But I knew that he. We weren't going to settle down.

[Hannah]

Right.

[Paige]

Like, I'm like. I was like, we're not.

[Hannah]

He's not for each other.

[Paige]

Yeah. He's not going to be, like, husband material. Where JC was husband material.

[Hannah]

Same with Backstreet Boys. Like, I liked. What was his name? Not Nick Carter. And it's like, you have bad taste in men.

[Paige]

Nick Carter is. I can acknowledge that he's attractive, but he's. Again, let's start calling men not marriage material.

[Hannah]

Let's start calling out men's bad behavior and not saying that women pick badly. Yeah.

[Paige]

Also, a lot of the time, the women aren't picking. It's the men that come to us.

[Hannah]

They lie, and then they lie, and

[Paige]

then the women are told that they picked wrong.

[Hannah]

And then you're six months in, you're like, wait, where'd your. Where's your personality? And he's like, oh, I changed it. This is my new one. And you're like, what? It's very scary. It's very rattling. Anyhow, since we're on, like, a little bit of a celebrity, like, gossip sesh right now, Timothy and Kylie, I can't get enough. I'm obsessed.

[Paige]

Did you see them, like, kissing at the Knicks game?

[Hannah]

Did you see her with, like, her. Her digital camera just, like, taking pics, having. Just, like, being a girl at a basketball game? She is me when I'm with a man at a sex sporting event, because I'm like, I don't care. I don't give a flying.

[Paige]

She has to go to a lot of games, like, and she's not even watching her husband play. She's watching her husband watch other men play.

[Hannah]

That's when you know you really love someone. When, like, the things that they like that you don't care about, you get excited to watch them, be excited to, like, have fun.

[Paige]

That's kind of like when Des and I are trying to pick something to watch and he gets. He's really excited to watch something, and I don't care. Yeah, I'll enjoy it because he's enjoying it. And then he's like, you could watch it without me.

[Hannah]

And I'm like, okay, if you're dating a guy and you find his hobbies to be like, well, there's so much nuance in that. Say that.

[Paige]

Wait, I love. This is the first time in the pod ever. You're like, I'm not going to say that. Because there's nuance to it.

[Hannah]

There's nuance. There's nuance. There And I can't make up. I actually can't make a blanket statement, which is what I usually like to do on things that I don't know much about. Wait. My friend Katie had a baby literally yesterday. And I went to see send. I was like, oh, I have to send, like, something, something to the house for her to get home. It's a very weird feeling when your friend texts you and is like, hey, baby's here.

[Paige]

The eagle has landed. You're like, are they staying?

[Hannah]

And so I'm sitting there and I'm thinking, I'm like. I'm like, what should I send to the house for the baby? And then I realized she's a small baby. My friend, like, I'm like. So I sent her a Lola blanket. Cause I was like, no, Katie is the small baby who they just made give birth.

[Paige]

Low key. I get nervous, though, because it is like your friend introducing you to someone new. And it's like, I don't know this bitch.

[Hannah]

It's also funny because it's like, I've been friends with Katie for like over 10 years now. And she sent me a picture of her baby. And in my head I was like, I know that you love him more than me now. Another thing I just want to say, like, about this past weekend, traveling to the west coast is just in itself, like a whole thing trauma. And I'm not even, like, saying anything. I'm just saying about traveling in general. Whether you're traveling on a train, a plane, a bus, or whatever, wherever you are in your journey, I don't think serving fish is ever appropriate, ever. You take one shrimp in any capacity. If you're on Delta, they're trying to push shrimp on you. If you're on Jet Blue, I literally got on a JetBlue flight and they said, do you want a trout crostini? I said, I literally looked at this man and I said, does anyone want a trout crostini on here?

[Paige]

See, that's where me and you were different. I said, I've been having a boring ass day. Let's see. That's my drug of choice. I'm like a trout crostini in the middle of a plane where the bathroom is very far.

[Hannah]

I just think when you're traveling in the air inside of a tin can, there's so many variables. Why throw in one that we don't need? And that would be fish on a plane. God forbid one trout went bad. It all it takes is one trout. And then like, in my head, I'm sitting there and I was like, I haven't heard so said the word trout since the parent trap.

[Paige]

Like.

[Hannah]

And I couldn't stop thinking about it.

[Paige]

You know what I was thinking about with fish? This lady was telling me about how, like, salmon sperm facials are doing so well and everyone loves salmon sperm. Salmon sperm. And I'm like, what about other fish's sperm? Like, other fish. Like, my come means nothing. Like, why is it just the salmon that their C is good for people's faces? There's so many fish out there. What about a flute? What about a. I'm like, I can't listen. I don't know any other fish.

[Hannah]

Are the salmon in the water just being like, hey, we're more than our sperm?

[Paige]

Like, this is up. You're telling me swordfish doesn't have good cum? Swordfishes are the fuck boys of the sea. A swordfish.

[Hannah]

What are the fish that are like, the flat ones?

[Paige]

Flute. Oh, flounder. Flounder, yeah.

[Hannah]

No, like a stingray. I feel like they have really potent sperm.

[Paige]

Anyway, speaking of celebrities, can I just say something? Justice for Rachel Zegler.

[Hannah]

Justice for Rachel Zegler. Oh, Snow White. Yeah. Why?

[Paige]

Well, I just feel like I've. We know her and she's like the nicest, sweetest theater kid you've ever met in your life. They were being so mean to her at the Met Gala.

[Hannah]

I was just gonna say we didn't even speak about the Met gala.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

And honestly, the only thing I can say about it is I thought a lot of people looked bad. I thought more people looked bad than they looked good. I don't think. No. First of all, I thought the theme would have. When I heard the theme, I was like, oh, people are going to go really hard.

[Paige]

I wanted on this structure, I wanted literally people pieces of works of art. But they were just, like, taking inspiration from, like, a painting of, like, a woman in a white dress.

[Hannah]

Yeah. And I just thought, like.

[Paige]

Or a statue. Yeah.

[Hannah]

I just. I didn't really like anyone's.

[Paige]

It's funny because people are like. I think people are trying to be too cool. They're trying to be like. I'm just taking a hint of this, like, Monet photo.

[Hannah]

I'm like, I hate to say it, but the Kardashians are just so interesting to look at.

[Paige]

Sorry, The Kardashians, they just are. Killed it. Did you see Gigi Hadid's interview?

[Hannah]

I did not.

[Paige]

Paige. Paige. It was my biggest nightmare.

[Hannah]

Wait, why?

[Paige]

She's. She's have, like. She's obviously stressed out. She's at the Met. She stops to do a favor and do someone's interview, and they go, gigi, what's your favorite piece of art?

[Hannah]

Oh, no. That's like, whenever someone's like, what's the last book you read? And you're like, I'll kill myself.

[Paige]

You could tell she's like, I'm not going down without a fight.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

She starts just kind of rambling.

[Hannah]

She's like, every painting I've ever seen in my life.

[Paige]

She starts going, I love collecting. Collecting art is fun. I've looked at a lot of art. There's been like, she's killed on it. And it's the most painful watch. But, like, you cannot judge this girl because. What? Well, I would have just been like, Michelangelo. You know, she should have said. She should have said my child when. My child.

[Hannah]

Yeah, that's a really good one. I would have immediately just been like, the impressionist. I don't know. Like. I don't know would have come to my head. One time, I was on a date with a guy, and he asked me that question, and I got so nervous.

[Paige]

You should break up with him for that question. Like, that's a setup that he wants you to fail. He's rooting against you.

[Hannah]

Okay. I thought about it for years after this date. Like, it really me up that I felt, like, so dumb. And I came to the conclusion in my own head that he was trying to make me feel dumb. Like, he didn't actually care to talk about, like, art. He just wanted me to feel. I actually think he wanted me to feel poor.

[Paige]

Yeah. Because that's such a pretentious question.

[Hannah]

Yeah. I was like, shut the up, dude.

[Paige]

I don't know. I go to society6.com and I print out something.

[Hannah]

I don't know her to chess.com probably not.

[Paige]

She responded, been like, and what's your favorite female painter of the 1920s?

[Hannah]

I don't know really. It, like, I thought about it for years. I don't know why it annoyed me so much.

[Paige]

Anyway, well, I went on a podcast and they sent questions beforehand, which I'm. I like to riff. I don't even like to look at what they're going to ask.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Paige]

But I some. I saw book and I was like, that got my attention.

[Hannah]

I started Strangers.

[Paige]

Do you love it?

[Hannah]

I love it.

[Paige]

Are you doing audio or. And I don't judge.

[Hannah]

I'm reading. I'm reading the audio.

[Paige]

Her voice, like, is great.

[Hannah]

Okay, maybe I'll do like, a couple chapters or. You know what?

[Paige]

You can do you can listen and read at the same time.

[Hannah]

Okay, that sounds nice.

[Paige]

Yeah. Because it flows. It flows.

[Hannah]

I think that we should be allowed to kill one man a year. Here's what I will say as a forewarning. If you're reading the book, if you've even had. If you've even had a small discrepancy on, like, where the coffee was that morning with your partner, do not dive into this book. Because I found myself looking up from the book, looking around, being like, I'll

[Paige]

murder someone because she's waspy and waspy. People, like, don't even talk about their feelings to their, like children. They're just like, you know, Winston, get out of here. She's pouring her heart and soul about

[Hannah]

her privilege that these men, these rich men. Ha. It's. Oh, it's so blood and fury. Like, your blood starts boiling reading this. It's the audacity of these men.

[Paige]

It.

[Hannah]

I can't. I can't wait to read it. Actually, I'm gonna read it today when I go to the pool.

[Paige]

So this podcast was like, do you. What's your favorite book turned into a movie? And I was like, oh, my God, you lost me at book. Yeah, so then I'm googling like, books. And I was like, can't say Harry Potter, can't say the Bible. I'm like, do I have to have read the book? Because I loved Gone Girl. That was a book. Everything was a book. So anyway, we're in the pod and then before that they go, what was the last thing you googled? And I'm like, let's pull it up. What's a movie that was. That got turned a book that was turned to a movie. And they were like, thank you for your time.

[Hannah]

You know what I forget is that we're New York Times best selling authors.

[Paige]

Yeah, we're writers. Writers and readers are two different things. Anyway. Oh, my God. We just found out that we got recordings from the live show. And by the way, this wasn't like a typical live show. It was like a full interview, which we've never done with these incredible women. So let us know if you want us to post it. We're working through the logistics if we're able to. And sorry this episode was up late. We're really sorry.

[Hannah]

Hannah had to wear a thong.

[Paige]

Gracie's sipping a margarita. Right. We are fighting for our life now. We love you, Grace. You deserve it. And we'll talk to you guys later. Oh, and everyone, mark your calendars. June 5th. Take out your gel pens, Sharpie. Whatever you use, put it in your little journal.

[Hannah]

And Hannah looks so good in the her.

[Paige]

We're excited. We're good. We got approvals. We love you guys. By.

[Hannah]

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[Paige]

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