Giggling about witches, food orders, and tongues

Summary

Giggly Squad: "Giggling about witches, food orders, and tongues"

Hosts: Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo
Release Date: October 28, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Hannah and Paige deliver their trademark blend of humor, irreverence, and self-deprecating honesty. They riff on Halloween plans, pop culture couples, the quirks of delivery food in New York, awkward bodily functions in public, and the psychological depths of relationships. Their unfiltered banter covers everything from witches and pasta fagioli to pop culture, apartment pet peeves, and even the mysteries of the human tongue.

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Major Discussion Points & Insights

1. Halloween Antics & Witches (02:15 - 04:15)

• Matching Halloween Plans: Both plan identical low-key Halloweens: a photo shoot, then staying in.
  • “Photo shoot, to out, and then nothing.” — Hannah (02:28)
• Paige confesses she dislikes Halloween parties but enjoys dressing up — just not for awkward small talk.
• Hannah reveals Halloween is her mom’s birthday; her mom is described as a “true Scorpio witch” who makes “witch’s brew” (a.k.a. pasta fagioli).
• Hilarious family memory: Hannah’s cousin yelled, “That’s why you’re born on Halloween, because you’re a witch.” (04:05)

2. Pop Culture Relationship Deconstruction (05:53 - 09:46)

• The duo dives deep into the Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard public relationship dynamic:
  • Both are obsessed with internet speculation about the couple’s “uneven” energy.
  • “If you have a friend who's obsessed with her boyfriend, I need you to pull them aside. It's terrifying.” — Hannah (08:00)
  • They unpack the dangers of comparing real-life relationships to curated public personas.
• Paige counters, “People's public personas of their relationships are better than what it is behind closed doors.” (08:39)
• They weigh the “he should like her more” debate and modern-day feminist dating dynamics.

3. Celebrity Gossip & Strong Female Energy (11:35 - 16:32)

• Lily Allen & David Harbour’s breakup album saga: Paige and Hannah delight in the drama and the creative energy unleashed after bad relationships.
• “When women are not creating and, like, shining and taking up space, it's normally that they're in a bad relationship.” — Paige (15:56)
• Shonda Rhimes and Kerry Washington are lauded as unsung heroes of TV and fashion.

4. Kelly Clarkson Show and Backstage Mishaps (17:39 - 22:45)

• Paige details the chaos of wardrobe malfunctions and digestive emergencies on the Kelly Clarkson show, bringing humor and vulnerability to an awkward story.
  • “I'm hosting this game show with Kelly and Adam Brody... trying to read a teleprompter while holding my butthole.” — Paige (21:32)
• Discussion of the adrenaline-diarrhea connection, nervous poops before on-stage moments, and the solidarity of female friendships in such moments.

5. Food and Delivery Woes in NYC (38:04 - 43:32)

• Paige’s “hot take” on buildings that make you fetch your food deliveries. Initially annoying, but now sees it as a deterrent to thoughtless snacking.
• “The guy should like the girl more... Their role is to protect. So, like, you, if you're gonna protect me, you have to care about me more. I'm not running in front of a bullet for you, you psycho. But you should run in front of one for me.” — Hannah (10:15)
• Nostalgic for “old school” food delivery — Hannah shares her devotion to a local Chinese place where you still have to call in.

6. Animals, Food, and Pet Hot Takes (43:00 - 46:53)

• Hilarious back-and-forth on cats versus dogs:
  • Cats: Less needy, more mysterious, and “don’t apologize for their existence.”
  • Dogs: “I love dogs. Like, I love men. We're like, yeah, they're great until you hang out with them.” — Paige (44:31)
  • The struggle of apologizing constantly for a dog’s behavior, and the way cats maintain dignity and mystery.
• “Indoor cats looking at outdoor cats being like, you disgust me.” — Paige (46:53)

7. Pop Culture and Style Crushes (50:56 - 53:32)

• Hannah’s “big three” female pop-culture icons: Dakota Johnson, Aubrey Plaza, Allison Williams. She admires their authenticity, humor, and style.
  • “There's an authenticity that makes them feel real. They're not liked by everyone. And that's a good thing.” — Hannah (53:26)
• They reflect on how tastes mature from glossy, image-obsessed icons to women they see as relatable and truly inspiring.

8. Relationship Psyche & Sex Scenes (58:54 - 64:34)

• Hot debate: If your partner is an actor, how do you handle on-screen sex scenes?
  • “If you're my boyfriend and we're talking about a pretty person, if you don't turn to me and say, not prettier than you, though, get out of my life.” — Hannah (60:04)
  • “Acting is pretending. So you pretending you're kissing her is you kissing her.” — Paige (60:13)
• Paige and Hannah agree they’d be less upset over ‘official’ work make-outs than casual flirting outside the context of work.
• The “six-second kiss trick”: If you kiss someone for six seconds without breaking contact, it creates an instant physical connection. (63:33)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Get to know Yas.” — Hannah (05:48)
• “If Des walked in and you gave me a look like, ‘ew’, I'm like, we're done. Yeah, we are done.” — Paige (61:32)
• “Justice for models. They want to date too.” — Hannah (65:16)
• On pets: “Dogs are so annoying when you're about to eat. It's almost like, who told you? I didn't even tell you that.” — Hannah (44:13)

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Essential Timestamps

• Halloween & Witches: 02:15 – 04:15
• Celebrity Couples & Dating Talk: 05:53 – 09:46
• Kelly Clarkson Show Saga: 17:39 – 22:45
• Nervous Poop & Female Friendship: 23:18 – 24:26
• NYC Delivery Rant: 38:04 – 43:32
• Pet Hot Takes: 43:00 – 46:53
• Celebrity Style Icons: 50:56 – 53:32
• Sex Scene Relationship Debate: 58:54 – 64:34

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Tone & Vibe

As always, the vibe is unfiltered, snarky, deeply relatable, and brimming with rapid-fire pop culture references. The conversation hovers between high-strung metropolitan anxieties (“Not in my America!” re: going downstairs for deliveries) and cozy confessions about friendship and romantic ideals. The hosts are self-mocking, fiercely loyal to their friends (and cats), and never miss a chance to poke fun at themselves and society at large.

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Summary Verdict

This episode is classic Giggly Squad: raw, unscripted, and hilarious. It’s the perfect listen for fans of girl talk that’s equal parts shameless, insightful, and unexpectedly heartfelt—whether you’re navigating a tricky food delivery policy, dodging awkward Halloween parties, or just looking for someone to validate your love of trash TV and Chinese takeout.

Transcript

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[Paige Desorbo]

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[Hannah Berner]

Sup, Gigglers? Gary, fix your WI fi. Manifest that shit.

[Paige Desorbo]

We can't be managed.

[Hannah Berner]

I mean, the day just got away from me.

[Paige Desorbo]

What's up, my frozen grapes? Gigglers. Wasn't that a thing on TikTok? Frozen grapes for sour grapes?

[Hannah Berner]

It was the frozen sour grape. Grape with the hard shell.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

Which I actually did make once.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah. And then.

[Hannah Berner]

And then it all fell apart.

[Paige Desorbo]

It all fell apart. Because nothing lasts forever. We Were just catching up about our Halloween plans, and turns out we have the exact same Halloween plans this year. Like, exactly.

[Hannah Berner]

To a T, photo shoot, to out, and then nothing.

[Paige Desorbo]

I hate Halloween parties. But I realized I don't hate dressing up. I just don't like dressing up and then having, like, normal conversations with people in your outfit. I, like, don't know how to navigate that. I just remember, like. Like, Halloween in New York's crazy. Like, I remember waking up when I had two male roommates, and there was, like, feathers all over the bathroom, and I was like, who?

[Hannah Berner]

Like, who?

[Paige Desorbo]

A chicken. And then Corey naming names comes out, and he has these khaki pants on still, and there's red all over his crotch. And he was like, so I was grinding on an Elmo last night. Like, we had. We had fun back in the day, but I was so lazy. I'd always have, like, a gray. A brown sweatshirt and brown ears, and I was a bear.

[Hannah Berner]

Except for that year. You were a Post Malone, which was so good. That was the first year we became friends.

[Paige Desorbo]

Wait, I was supposed to know it for, like, three years?

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah.

[Paige Desorbo]

It's like when I like a meal and I have to eat it. Like, that's what I do with Halloween costumes. I do it for, like, three years.

[Hannah Berner]

Anything after 2020?

[Paige Desorbo]

No.

[Hannah Berner]

No.

[Paige Desorbo]

What'd you do last year? Oh, you were with me. I did the Australian breakdancer.

[Hannah Berner]

Oh, yeah, I did Fran Drescher.

[Paige Desorbo]

Fran Drescher. That was really good. Well, this year we're not gonna give it away, but we both decided we're not gonna go to any parties. We're just gonna take photos of ourselves. And inside.

[Hannah Berner]

Halloween is actually my mom's birthday.

[Paige Desorbo]

A true Scorpio witch.

[Hannah Berner]

A true witch.

[Paige Desorbo]

And she makes her witch's brew, also known as pasta fagioli.

[Hannah Berner]

When I was younger, one time, my little cousin was mad at my mom for something. Who knows what. And all I remember is him yelling at her, saying, that's why you're born on Halloween, because you're a witch. And I remember going like, it stuck out in my brain. Like, I still know where I was standing at my ground. His house. I was like, oh, he's gonna have to sit on the steps for, like, 10 minutes.

[Paige Desorbo]

Well, she's gonna give him the colloquio, which you can Google that if you don't know what that is. Also, how's your face holding up?

[Hannah Berner]

Guys, I can't pass by a mirror.

[Paige Desorbo]

Without being like, wait, do you have, like, you're.

[Hannah Berner]

You're, like, glowing Well, I was at a. Okay. I just did a photo shoot for a skincare company.

[Paige Desorbo]

Okay. So they.

[Hannah Berner]

So I'm really just skin moisturized. Well, here's the thing. So I get to this photo shoot for the skincare company, and they were like, hey, like, some of the shots is going to be, like, you washing your face. So we're going to do, like, really minimal makeup, and we don't retouch because it's skin. And I was like, pardon. Scusi. So everything had to be, like. I could put, like, a little concealer on in places, but I was. But I couldn't do anything.

[Paige Desorbo]

I feel like some brands are, like, super authentic and, like, obsessed with being authentic. Then some brands will do a whole makeup shoot without.

[Hannah Berner]

They're, like, fake lashes.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah. Or like, without the makeup. Like, they'll use other makeup, which is.

[Hannah Berner]

And that's capitalism.

[Paige Desorbo]

And that's capitalism.

[Hannah Berner]

And we'll just talk about it, like, eat the world. That's showbiz. Okay, let's get into some real stuff, because I've been.

[Paige Desorbo]

Sorry.

[Hannah Berner]

I'm sorry.

[Paige Desorbo]

That was the pregame. I was just dabbling.

[Hannah Berner]

Get to know Yas.

[Paige Desorbo]

Okay.

[Hannah Berner]

Did you watch the new season of Nobody Wants Us? Did you watch the old season Nobody Wants Us?

[Paige Desorbo]

I did up until, like, I watched half of it.

[Hannah Berner]

Okay. Second season. Phenomenal. The acting's amazing, by the way.

[Paige Desorbo]

Huge fan. That's. I'm a huge fan of that show.

[Hannah Berner]

No, I'm a massive fan of that show. I can't go on TikTok without now getting clips of, like, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard and their whole relationship. And it seems. It's consumed all of my thoughts. It's consumed all of my thoughts.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

Here's the thing about him. Who? He has a very successful podcast. He's very, like, charming. They've been married for a while. People are, like, going back and finding interview clips of him talking about Kristen.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

At one point, they were like, the couple where it was like, oh, they're like the. They were like a Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds and. But no fault of. She's an angel.

[Paige Desorbo]

No, she's perfect.

[Hannah Berner]

She's more.

[Paige Desorbo]

She's on in Frozen. She needs to be protected at all costs.

[Hannah Berner]

People don't know that she's the voice of Gossip Girl. Like, she could have. What has he done? I'm not quite sure. He did an interview, and he was, like, talking about how he's got insecurities.

[Paige Desorbo]

Of, like, again, first of all, I'm.

[Hannah Berner]

Out insecurities, but he's like, I. He was like, I have all these insecurities. And he, like, listed them and they're like, all normal ones that everyone has. Like, the way they look, the way they talk, like, whatever. And then he was like, the only time I'm like. I think the word he used was, like, unbashful. Whatever is in relationships where, like, he thinks he's the prize. I dated a man one time that, like, would repeatedly tell me that he was also the prize and that it should be 50. 50.

[Paige Desorbo]

Wait, what?

[Hannah Berner]

And I was like, you're gay. You want a boyfriend. Like, I'm sorry, I literally cannot watch clips of him talking ill of her anymore. And then she. There's clips of her being, like, how she obsessed. She is with him.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

If you have a friend who's obsessed with her boyfriend, I need you to pull them aside. It's terrifying. Well, you know what?

[Paige Desorbo]

It's giving. Remember Simone Biles?

[Hannah Berner]

Yes.

[Paige Desorbo]

When her boyfriend was kind of like.

[Hannah Berner]

I'm a good athlete, too, but he.

[Paige Desorbo]

Also was like, you know, she sent to my DMs, like, I'm the one. Whatever. And look, I.

[Hannah Berner]

No, I can't.

[Paige Desorbo]

One thing. Okay, where's my take? Yeah, okay, I take Z.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah, hit them with it.

[Paige Desorbo]

Get that. Sometimes I feel like if you just pull people's, like, public Personas of their relationships and you judge it based on that.

[Hannah Berner]

Totally.

[Paige Desorbo]

But I would argue that people's public Personas of their relationships is better than what it is behind closed doors.

[Hannah Berner]

Of course.

[Paige Desorbo]

So, like, whenever people are. Oh, yeah, they're so cute. I'm like, yeah, they're literally actors. Yeah, they're actors. Like, when you're on the red carpet, obviously he could not touch you for three months, but on the red carpet, he's going to put his arm around your waist, you know?

[Hannah Berner]

Right.

[Paige Desorbo]

So that's one thing. I also. I feel like with the girls sometimes it's. I don't want a guy to be, like, so obsessed with me. And I'm, like, not as obsessed with him.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah.

[Paige Desorbo]

Like, because I get bored. But I like it going, like, back and forth. Like, some weeks I like being like, oh, I'm the ugly one. Oh, like. Like, he's like, something about him. I'm like, oh, he's hot this week. And then the next week, I'm like, catch up. You gotta catch up. But it's hard to perceive a relationship based on, like, just old clips. I just think, like, she's so fucking successful. Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

That, you know, it's gotta be a little insecure.

[Paige Desorbo]

Sometimes you can't have two headshots in a relationship. Yeah, and I can in mind because my husband's old.

[Hannah Berner]

So true.

[Paige Desorbo]

Like, if. If Des was 35 and he was, like, doing his stuff when he was 35, it would be chaos.

[Hannah Berner]

No.

[Paige Desorbo]

Which. What were you saying?

[Hannah Berner]

I was going to say, people get so mad when. When, like, women are like. Like, I very much live in the mindset of, like, the man should like the girl more. And people get mad at that saying, like, no, it should be. You should equally love. The only reason I think the guy should like the girl more is because their. Their role is to protect. So, like, you, if you're gonna protect me, you have to care about me more. I'm not running in front of a bullet for you, you psycho. But you should run in front of one for me.

[Paige Desorbo]

True, true.

[Hannah Berner]

Because you're my protector.

[Paige Desorbo]

And guess what?

[Hannah Berner]

If you're not, then what are you doing here? I'll hire someone.

[Paige Desorbo]

I do think, in the very beginning, he needs to be the one that's more into it. Because men are simple. They have one way of thinking. That's how they'll always be.

[Hannah Berner]

And I get like.

[Paige Desorbo]

And I love talking in mass generalization.

[Hannah Berner]

I love being a feminist. I'm all for being a feminist. I'm sorry, but my number one rule that I really won't go against. I'm never reaching out first. I'm never dming first. I'm never asking you out. I'm never going up to you and giving you my number. And I get that, like, women can be, like, that's empowering. Like, no, you take charge. Not me. Not me. Cause if you don't want me first, then I don't want you back.

[Paige Desorbo]

That's valid. I was like, I was. You know, I love to flirt, so. And I think men are scared. But again, you don't want a man who's so scared. I think men are intimidated. I think men don't know things. So, like, I'm fine with putting out the first, like, hey, what's up? And then seeing, like, if they make it happen. But then I look back not to be like, okay, but, like, Dez is the one who DMed me as he should. And that's romance.

[Hannah Berner]

The DM is romantic Romantec.

[Paige Desorbo]

So. But look, the truth is, is if you feel like you're forcing it at all in the fucking beginning when you guys are so fucking horny. Sorry, Mom. Like, it's a no. Which brings me to my feed, which is full of Lily, Allen, and David. Harbour who? I've seen David Harbour and his scruffy ass walking around New York City before.

[Hannah Berner]

Okay. I didn't even know they were a couple, let alone had this crazy breakup. Well, also, I didn't actually know she was a singer. Sorry.

[Paige Desorbo]

I like, you cry and I'll see you cry. Wait, did I hit that note? Is that why you knew it?

[Hannah Berner]

Did you sing on the Kelly Clarkson show?

[Paige Desorbo]

Did you? Look when I.

[Hannah Berner]

Did you sing on the Kelly Clarkson show?

[Paige Desorbo]

No.

[Hannah Berner]

I was, like, watching a clip. I go, if she sings in front of Kelly, I'm gonna sing her.

[Paige Desorbo]

And I was like, well, she's a singer. I'm a singer. Wait, I knew that was.

[Hannah Berner]

I knew that was your mindset going in, like.

[Paige Desorbo]

Well, we're both doing our crafts. Okay. So people don't know these talk shows beforehand. There's a producer who calls you, right? And this producer. We were kikiing, and we had a lot of stories lined up, and it goes fast. So I didn't know what story might go right.

[Hannah Berner]

Like, they Prepare you for 15 minutes of talk when you're really gonna talk for free.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah. And I had, like, different bits. I had a joke. I was gonna do a monologue. I didn't know. And next thing you know, I was just like, kelly, I think I could hit the wicked note.

[Hannah Berner]

And she was like, I'm so happy I wasn't there because I didn't attempt it, though. You just said, okay.

[Paige Desorbo]

I was like, I think I could, like. I wasn't gonna disrespect Chloe Clarkson.

[Hannah Berner]

Well, that's what I thought.

[Paige Desorbo]

No, no, I have respect.

[Hannah Berner]

I thought you were, like, American Idol. Cool. It was on 30 years ago.

[Paige Desorbo]

Imagine I did it, and then it was just silenced. Clay Clarkson was like, get out. She's, like, actually quitting the show. She just goes full Simon Cowell. She's incredible.

[Hannah Berner]

I was on the first episode of the Kardashians.

[Paige Desorbo]

You know who told me this? Desmond Bishop. Desmond Bishop calls me and goes, pages on the Kardashians.

[Hannah Berner]

I'm minding my own business, watching. Minding my own business. It's a morning. I'm having a slow morning. I said, oh, my girls are back. Let me throw the girls up on tv. I'm sitting there, I'm drinking my coffee, and all of a sudden, I hear Courtney say my. I, like, hear my own stuff.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yes.

[Hannah Berner]

And I'm like, oh, my God. No one's talking about this. No talking about it.

[Paige Desorbo]

Well, because they couldn't use your actual voice.

[Hannah Berner]

Oh, yeah.

[Paige Desorbo]

Oh. Oh, that's what happened? I guess NBC or Bravo didn't give them. Yep. Didn't.

[Hannah Berner]

Didn't give them the rights to use my voice.

[Paige Desorbo]

And it's your voice, and it's your voice.

[Hannah Berner]

I own it.

[Paige Desorbo]

No, but that's, like, why I couldn't put. I couldn't post my crazy paparazzi pic where my hair was all crazy. Because they weren't. They didn't give me per. Like, they didn't give it to me. And Getty and my team was like, they could sue you for 50k. And I was like, well, I do want likes on this photo.

[Hannah Berner]

You know, I. That one time when they were trying to sue me for, like, 30,000.

[Paige Desorbo]

Did you get out of it?

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah, I ran out the statue of limitations, and that's what not responding to an email can do. I said, this isn't real.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah, I'm suing you. Just got reminded to sue you again.

[Hannah Berner]

My lawyer was like, honestly, we just have to make it till, like, June 7th. And I was like, cool.

[Paige Desorbo]

But the Lily Allen thing.

[Hannah Berner]

Wait, the Lily Allen thing is crazy.

[Paige Desorbo]

I haven't listened to any of it. I was gonna listen to it when I leave the studio. Apparently, it's like.

[Hannah Berner]

I mean, she gives names, she gives dates, she gives Social Security numbers.

[Paige Desorbo]

Like, she gives, like, it starts with, like, her life when they first move in to, like, their new apartment that they did an Architectural Digest in New York City.

[Hannah Berner]

The Pussy Palace.

[Paige Desorbo]

The Pussy Palace. And then it, like, I kind of love an album having a full story. I also love that someone's joking that she hasn't written anything in seven years. So, like, he's gonna be like, wait, she did what? And she's like, there's no way she did a whole album. She hasn't written a song in seven years. But you know what's a sign of being in a bad relationship? Not creating.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah. Not doing.

[Paige Desorbo]

Like, Mandy Moore.

[Hannah Berner]

Yes.

[Paige Desorbo]

People don't talk about that enough. And Kelly Clarkson the second they got out of their relationship. By the way, this is a chapter in the Giggly Squad book, which is available on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, etc. Yeah, sorry, my fancy football I lost today. Yeah, you could tell the vibes are bad. So, yeah, when women are not creating and, like, shining and taking up space, it's normally that they're in a bad relationship. But I would argue Chris and Bella.

[Hannah Berner]

Is out here shining.

[Paige Desorbo]

Shining. Yeah. But maybe it's because he's busy podcasting.

[Hannah Berner]

I think that's what it is.

[Paige Desorbo]

And he has his thing.

[Hannah Berner]

He has his thing. But, like, he just doesn't speak about her the way I think that I want her to be spoken about.

[Paige Desorbo]

I agree. You know, it's also cuz she's so angelic.

[Hannah Berner]

Like, I also had this thought too, because I think she says it in like one of her interviews or whatever. I feel like in past relationships I was of the mindset that, like, oh, if you end up with this person, you have to make like these crazy compromises and you have to have like insane sacrifices. And that just means you really love that person because you're gonna sacrifice this or you're gonna compromise this significant part of your life. And then I realized that's a load of shit. Like when you're in a real good, healthy relationship. I'm sorry, there's not a single, single compromise I could freaking find. Like, you're not changing your whole lifestyle as a compromise disguised under, like, well, no, we're in love.

[Paige Desorbo]

No. And like, the things that you do compromise are the things that you're like, okay, that's valid. Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

You're like, I don't. I actually don't care about them.

[Paige Desorbo]

Sometimes the stuff you compromise is stuff that actually helps you grow. Like, it actually. He makes you better by being like, hey, can you stop doing this? Or like, yeah, wait, can I say like the behind the scenes of Kelly Clarkson that people don't know? Yeah, because I know you guys saw me in the show and you're like, she's beautiful. Like, she's perfect. Like, she's glowing. Like, did she get Botox? Well, I was on day two of my period and I was wearing this like, really fun high skirt.

[Hannah Berner]

Wait, was it pony hair?

[Paige Desorbo]

It was faux pony.

[Hannah Berner]

I loved it.

[Paige Desorbo]

There's faux ponies out here. Thank you. It was Theophilio.

[Hannah Berner]

Okay.

[Paige Desorbo]

Me a Thermopolis. So, okay, so then there was a top and I had to like tuck it in, but it was kind of like falling out.

[Hannah Berner]

Okay.

[Paige Desorbo]

So the stylist that was with me was like, we have to take the top and like pin it to your underwear. And I was wearing like big granny panties. So I was like, okay, perfect.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah. You're like, I have enough circumference.

[Paige Desorbo]

But then like, I got there and I was like, starving. It was like 2pm And I wasn't. And I hadn't eaten yet.

[Hannah Berner]

All day?

[Paige Desorbo]

No, I ate in the morning. I had breakfast. I was gonna say I didn't eat lunch yet.

[Hannah Berner]

I think you hadn't eaten. And it was two o'. Clock.

[Paige Desorbo]

Like normally around one. I like to eat lunch if I. It was like two o'. Clock. And you know when you're like, okay, let's not eat. But then I was getting, like, ravaged. Like, when I'm hungry, it's not like a light hunger. It's like I'm like. The room starts spinning. I'm like. I start frothing at the bottom.

[Hannah Berner]

It's so interesting because when I have to do something, the thought of food makes me physically ill because I'm like, no, let me get this done and then I'll do it.

[Paige Desorbo]

I was starving. Like, I'd run a marathon. So I got there and they had veggie straws and I was like, perfect. That's healthy. And then I had a. Like a nutrigrain bar. Great. And then I think I, like, had some chips or something. I don't know. But I'm just full lunch. She's shoving my face.

[Hannah Berner]

And then I had a chicken sandwich, and then they had a pasta salad. And I'm so hungry.

[Paige Desorbo]

The head of a pig. But then I am okay. Day two of my period, like, Chris, is important for you to learn about. I'm just like, have diarrhea. Like. Like, my cramps are, like, diarrhea. So, like, I'm, like, eating, thinking that I'm, like, free and, like, nothing bad can happen ever in my life. And she's tying my shirt to my panties. And I realized, oh, my God, I've.

[Hannah Berner]

Ever heard you say panties. And I.

[Paige Desorbo]

That was so disgusting.

[Hannah Berner]

Stop it.

[Paige Desorbo]

Sorry. My granny pants.

[Hannah Berner]

Kids, listen to this.

[Paige Desorbo]

In the backseat of the room, that's where you crossed the line. So I was like, oh, I have to go to the bathroom. So it was like. It was.

[Hannah Berner]

I love when you, like, act dainty or, like, little girl. Like, little girls.

[Paige Desorbo]

I have to go to the restroom. Restroom. So I go, actually, if I say I have to pee, I have to pee. If I say I have to go to the restroom, you know it's a problem. By the way, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody is, like, staring at me like he was right across the green room.

[Hannah Berner]

Got a shit.

[Paige Desorbo]

And I swiftly go to the. The green room, which, by the way, is like an. The bathroom is, like, open, where, like, everyone who works in 30 rock goes, no. So, like, I didn't have peace and quiet, but I didn't want to, like, undo. So I just pulled the back down so it was still clipped in the front.

[Hannah Berner]

Okay.

[Paige Desorbo]

So I'm just like. Like, kind of like this sun. The suntan lotion thing.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Paige Desorbo]

That's what I did. So I Shit myself. Come back, go back. And then I'm back in the green room, and I feel like coming on again, and, like, I have to go on in, like, 20 minutes, and I'm having, like, a full diarrhea. Oh, my God. But, like, there's, like, eight people in my green room. Were you nervous not telling anyone? No, I just. My body, like, I think I had adrenaline. Yeah. And then I ate, like, all these random things, and I was on day two of my period, and my body was like, we're not doing this right now.

[Hannah Berner]

Adrenaline will really make you shit yourself.

[Paige Desorbo]

So I'm like. So I go back, and I'm, like, fighting with this underwear thing, and I'm pretending to these people that I'm just checking my hair in the bathroom, but I'm having explosive. You're sweating.

[Hannah Berner]

Are you sweating at this point?

[Paige Desorbo]

I'm sweating in my zebra hair.

[Hannah Berner]

You're faux pony.

[Paige Desorbo]

And then, by the way, this is a. It's not live, but it's fucking tight. They're like, okay, we're gonna need you in four minutes. And I'm like, okay, can we try one more just to make sure I don't shit myself on the Kelly show? So, like, run one more time. And then no one knew. I'm just. This is where I'm telling it. And then I walked on. Like, I didn't. Just, like, my asshole wasn't bleeding. And the way we started the show was they were like, want you to host a little game first. So I never met Kelly Clarkson. Yeah. They just announced my name. I walk on, and I'm hosting this game show with Kelly and Adam Brody and some other people from Nobody Wants this. And I was just like, hi, Clay Carson. Trying to read a teleprompter while holding my butthole as. And then I was like, I might have to hit the Wicked note later. That's what. I'm going to lose it. So that's.

[Hannah Berner]

Imagine you hit the Wicked note, but also shit on her couch. Everyone would be like, tom Cruise, who? Because this is the new couch moment.

[Paige Desorbo]

Look, everyone's trying to go viral these days. Like, you never know.

[Hannah Berner]

No. Adrenaline is so crazy when you have to go to the bathroom. I one time was going through a boyfriend's phone, and. And I was like, oh, my God, I'm gonna shit myself. And I had to run to the bathroom. So then the next time, I went through the same boyfriend's phone. I took the phone first, went into the bathroom, sat on the toilet, then I went there.

[Paige Desorbo]

Let's go. To woman instead. Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

Because that adrenaline, like, I was like, I'm gonna lose my lunch.

[Paige Desorbo]

No, you know what this is? You know, people are like, oh, I'm backed up. I'm backed up. One thing about stand up comedians, we are never backed up because right before you go on stage, you feel a rush. Also, like, I feel like when you're running.

[Hannah Berner]

Okay. I never used to freaking have that though, before going out on stage. And then I literally hung out with you too many times. I was in Palm Spring, I had to go and do something with Charlotte Tilbury, like out on stage and, like, talk to her, whatever. And before I'm like, I'm gonna have a nervous poop. Like, I have to go to the bathroom. And every time I would say to people like, oh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Someone would be like, oh, I have to go too. I'll come with you. And it's like an open. And I'm like, I don't talk about that enough.

[Paige Desorbo]

People don't talk about that enough. Look, I love female friendship when, like, you can look at a girl and just be like, oh, I have to poop. Like, that's. There's a beautifulness about it.

[Hannah Berner]

However, if I'm at a dinner, if I'm at a group dinner and I'm getting up to go to the bathroom, all are welcome. Come to the bathroom. Because I'm sure I need products. I'm sure there's, like, things we have to talk about. If it's a normal day, don't come to the bathroom with me. If it's a 2pm on a Wednesday, don't follow me into the bathroom. Yeah, you're. I have things to do.

[Paige Desorbo]

Because you're going to be mischievous in there.

[Hannah Berner]

I'm going to be by myself.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah. Naughty things are going to happen. I actually shout out to Haley, my blonde best friend, Victoria's Secret. I was, like, wearing nothing. Yeah. And we looked really good at Victoria's Secret. We were about to go on the red carpet and they go, do you want to run to the restroom first? Because there isn't a restroom where the show is. I never say no to a restroom break. Like, you know, some people are like, that's a skill of mine. Yeah, I can use it at all times. I can use it right now. So I go, see you.

[Hannah Berner]

That's funny. Because I'm someone that's like, no, I'm okay.

[Paige Desorbo]

See, I'm like, oh, thank you. I would love.

[Hannah Berner]

I would hold it.

[Paige Desorbo]

No, I don't like holding Life is too short as far as any of it. So I'm with Haley, and I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna go. And she's like, okay, we're going together. And I'm looking at her. I'm like, babe, this is a pre red carpet. Like, I'm about to.

[Hannah Berner]

You're not old enough to experience this, Haley. You're too pure.

[Paige Desorbo]

You're gonna see some things you don't want to see that you'll never be able to forget. But, like, that's when you, like, try to, you know, make sure that you're just. The tank is empty, but it brings you closer to your friends.

[Hannah Berner]

It does.

[Paige Desorbo]

The best is when you, like, fart and you just go, excuse me. Like. Like, you did something, like, polite.

[Hannah Berner]

I don't think I've ever done that. I don't think I've ever farted in front of a friend. Do I not have any real friends?

[Paige Desorbo]

Have you never farted in front of me? No.

[Hannah Berner]

I could do it right now. We want to hear something else disgusting that I saw on TikTok. Yeah, your tongue knows what every.

[Paige Desorbo]

Why'd you say tongue?

[Hannah Berner]

Cause I really wanted to emphasize it. Your tongue? Yeah. Why am I saying knows what everything tastes like or feels like?

[Paige Desorbo]

Cause it does. It does.

[Hannah Berner]

Think about licking anything in this room. You know what it would feel like on your tongue. Is that so trippy and weird? Like, I know what the screen of my phone would feel like on my.

[Paige Desorbo]

Tongue even though we've never licked it.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah, I know what the table would feel like on my tongue. Is that still, like, you know what this would feel like when you're talking?

[Paige Desorbo]

What algorithm did you even.

[Hannah Berner]

I don't know where I stumbled upon.

[Paige Desorbo]

I have no idea. Seriously. Saying you don't have to lick it to know you don't have to lick it to know what it feel.

[Hannah Berner]

What it feel like on your tongue. And you should say that to your husband speaking. I don't have to lick it to. No, thank you.

[Paige Desorbo]

We have a fun little surprise.

[Hannah Berner]

We do. We filmed an episode of Hannah and Paige Try New Things.

[Paige Desorbo]

A rogue episode. And because we missed it, we couldn't be kept away.

[Hannah Berner]

No, we literally couldn't.

[Paige Desorbo]

It was so much fun. We went to New Jersey, and that's.

[Hannah Berner]

All we're gonna say.

[Paige Desorbo]

And we went to a Dunkin, and.

[Hannah Berner]

We just tried new things at Dunkin. We learned how to make drinks. Hannah drove through the drive through, and I did the computer. It's honestly one of my favorite episodes. I think we've ever done because it was. I was kind of starstruck at Duncan.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah, yeah. Like for Duncan to be like, you can go behind the scenes. We got to like see how everything's made. And we had some contests. We tried to make stuff for Grace. We always.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah, we test our limit, you know.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah, yeah, we pushed ourselves and I had a big car around the drive through. I almost.

[Hannah Berner]

Well, you'll see.

[Paige Desorbo]

You'll see. I don't want to give away what happens, but it was pretty crazy.

[Hannah Berner]

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[Paige Desorbo]

I was thinking about Dancing with the Stars, which I'm locked, so logged in. I was like, I. There was a wicked night, and you know I love wicked.

[Hannah Berner]

I saw that.

[Paige Desorbo]

You would have hated it.

[Hannah Berner]

I know.

[Paige Desorbo]

Why does it bring me joy when you hate something?

[Hannah Berner]

I know I. I don't watch it, but I already know. I'm so proud of Alex Earl. I feel like she's really crushing it.

[Paige Desorbo]

No. Like, she's having performances that afterwards, I'm like, that was the greatest thing I've ever seen. Like, she's.

[Hannah Berner]

She has a dancer's body.

[Paige Desorbo]

And I'm going to say something about Alex Earl. There's a lot of people that'll be like, she doesn't have talent. She doesn't. Whatever people do go viral and get lucky. But she's already been successful for a couple years now. Yeah. That's not all luck. She's clearly a very, very, very hard worker. Yeah. And, like, not. And smart. And like, like, it takes a certain kind of person to, like, execute Dancing with the Stars. It takes pressure. It takes focus. It takes memorization. Like, I'm very impressed by her. Yes. She's competing with, like, top athletes.

[Hannah Berner]

And do you want to know what I feel like when people are, like, on a screen? Like, you can get. You can read a certain level of their aura. She's always given me, like, good energy. She seems just, like, sweet and, like, nice.

[Paige Desorbo]

I was thinking about Dancing with the Stars, though, and how it's so fun with the dancing, but, like, what if they did it with singing? Like, what if they found people who can't sing? And each week you had to sing a song that you were trained because I'm seeing these good singers, like, get bad singers.

[Hannah Berner]

You're gonna executive produce this show and you're gonna make me host it, and I'M gonna be like, I don't even want to be here. And actually, you guys are really bad.

[Paige Desorbo]

You're the only judge. Yeah, I'm the only judge. And you go, I don't want to be here.

[Hannah Berner]

And I'm like, sorry, I'd be napping if I wasn't getting paid to be here.

[Paige Desorbo]

No one's gonna be napping during that time. I kind of.

[Hannah Berner]

I feel like as I get older, I am Simon Cowell. Like, I hate everything. I'm, like, disgusted by so many people I know.

[Paige Desorbo]

Like, do you know there's an actual thing of. You don't of. People don't get enjoyment from anything. Like, there's a word for it.

[Hannah Berner]

I have it.

[Paige Desorbo]

They said if it happens for an elongated period of time, it can be depression.

[Hannah Berner]

What's a long. What's a long period of time? No, it's not that. I hate everything. I'm unimpressed.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yes.

[Hannah Berner]

Not just quote your best friend who. I'm sorry. People aren't talking about this enough. I'm not in competition with people. I don't feel inspired by that. Did you hear her say that?

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah. Well, people thought it was, like, at Selena.

[Hannah Berner]

I don't care who people thought it was about. And even if it was, who gives a shit? Like, get over it now. It's been 10 years of this back and forth. We don't care. They're both married. Who cares? That quote alone, it was beautiful. I'm sorry. It's my new personality. It was beautiful. I'm not in competition with people I don't feel inspired by. And I think my problem is I'm unimpressed by things that I'm just like, I don't care.

[Paige Desorbo]

Well, I'm gonna bring us to a moment. Over the weekend, I was alone in my hotel room. Yeah, I was bored. How did I. I started shopping on the RealReal. And by shopping, I can't find anything for me. But then I start seeing all these things that I like. Maybe Paige will like. So then I start. I sent her, like, 40 different links. Like, I was just full on shopping for Paige in my head, because Paige is my barber.

[Hannah Berner]

Some things were cute.

[Paige Desorbo]

Okay, well, great. That made me really happy. I basically, like. It's like a love language where I'm like, okay, what can make Paige smile today? I'm like, what is she like, I'm gonna send her links of clothes, and it's. It's. If she hates all of them, it does make me laugh. Like, if you go, like, sometimes you'll Be like, Hannah style.

[Hannah Berner]

No, because sometimes you'll send me things, and it's just, like, a black T shirt.

[Paige Desorbo]

I'm like, what about. It's mew Mew. Also, all I do is buy black T shirts.

[Hannah Berner]

Also, all you do is shop vintage. Like, it's on a mannequin. It's not even on a person. I'm like, I can't even see what this is. To have a vision. Vision.

[Paige Desorbo]

You have to have a vision. You have to be artist. Did you actually like some of the stuff I sent?

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah, I did.

[Paige Desorbo]

Am I your stylist?

[Hannah Berner]

No.

[Paige Desorbo]

Also, why are you wearing a hat?

[Hannah Berner]

Because I went to the shoot and I didn't. I don't have a hair tie to throw it up in a ponytail and it's, like, pushed back.

[Paige Desorbo]

Because everyone's here to see your Botox.

[Hannah Berner]

Well, I'll show that. I do feel like it's, like, settled.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

I feel like I'm, like, in. I actually go to Wednesday for, like, a. A check in.

[Paige Desorbo]

When is Daphne getting her facial? Balancing. She actually is the perfect.

[Hannah Berner]

When is Daphne getting lip filler? Because we've all been thinking it.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah. She has no lips.

[Hannah Berner]

No. Kitty is stunning. She's beautiful. She's gorgeous.

[Paige Desorbo]

Well, didn't she just. Well, she's. She's working. She's booked in business today.

[Hannah Berner]

She has to work tomorrow.

[Paige Desorbo]

Wait. I feel like I can't. I'm not allowed to say the things she's working on. It's like, no, it's hush. I signed an NDA. I'm like, what? And good thing she's not all chatty. Chatty. Cause he would tell everyone I have a hot take.

[Hannah Berner]

Okay.

[Paige Desorbo]

Cause you, Des and I are in a temporary place right now, okay? We moved into an apartment where if you order Uber eats, you have to go down to get it. They don't let them bring it up to the door now. This is a huge problem.

[Hannah Berner]

Huge problem. Not in my America.

[Paige Desorbo]

Okay? And some would say you moved out at your last apartment.

[Hannah Berner]

Some would say that there was one reason I moved, and they changed the policy. And I said, and I can no longer do business with you guys.

[Paige Desorbo]

But hot take.

[Hannah Berner]

Do you know that that was, like, a massive thing at my old building? I was like, I'm moving out. And they were like, what can we get for you to stay? I'm like, well, you guys don't bring the grocery, the deliveries up anymore. And, like, I can't. I can't have that. I'm not going downstairs at midnight to get one Slice of pizza from the.

[Paige Desorbo]

Guy, like, in my panties. So this is my hot take. At first I said, no, no, no, no, no. But then I realized maybe this is good for me because now when I place an order, I have to say it with my chest.

[Hannah Berner]

Well, do you know this happened to our good friend Sierra?

[Paige Desorbo]

What happened?

[Hannah Berner]

She moved into a building and they don't let delivery people go up and they won't bring it up to your building.

[Paige Desorbo]

What do delivery people ever do to you? Like, why are they treating them like.

[Hannah Berner]

Sorry, they're trying to make a tip.

[Paige Desorbo]

They leave it at the door and they leave, what the fuck? They have other deliveries to do. Why are they acting like this is crazy?

[Hannah Berner]

And Sierra said it really makes her stop and think, do I need to order that?

[Paige Desorbo]

So I agree with Ciara where I'm like. I say it with my chest.

[Hannah Berner]

I want you both to know I'm living it up at home. I'm like, yeah, actually do another order.

[Paige Desorbo]

You forgot it. I said, normally I might eat something and then be like, okay, I'm done. Throw it out. Now. I'm like, should I save this for lunch and eat the other half of this burrito? So I'm not. And then sometimes where I just order, like, for no reason. I'm like, should we order? Because do I. Do I want to lock eyes with this man? Yeah, multiple times a day. And then, then I'm like, do I make it an inside joke? But then again, I don't want. I have a bad habit of people.

[Hannah Berner]

I'm not saying, can you find someone at your building? Grease them a little.

[Paige Desorbo]

Be like, hey, that was so Italian of you.

[Hannah Berner]

Anytime I got a delivery, you bring it right up to me.

[Paige Desorbo]

I go, hey, when's the last time we got a blow drop? Let's do this old school.

[Hannah Berner]

You can take a fry off the top, but that's it.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah, we go half and halfies.

[Hannah Berner]

That's like one of those invented room service.

[Paige Desorbo]

Jackie o. O.

[Hannah Berner]

Great guess. The Waldorf Astoria Hotel invented room service in, like 19.

[Paige Desorbo]

Did you do a dissertation on room service?

[Hannah Berner]

I'm obsessed with room service. I remember the moment I realized what it was. I was like 4 years old and my mom was like, they'll bring it to the room. And I was like, what? This is crazy. I genuinely think that's why I moved to New York City because I was like, room service.

[Paige Desorbo]

One of the greatest memories of my childhood was my parents went to a wedding in Philadelphia and Daniel and I got to stay, stay back at the hotel room and my mom said, you guys can just order room service. We had a rager.

[Hannah Berner]

Greatest night of your life. Tell me it was two queen beds. Yes.

[Paige Desorbo]

Two queen beds. Maybe just one and jumping over.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah.

[Paige Desorbo]

French fries.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah. No, room service is the best. And, like, Uber Eats is basically room service. If you live.

[Paige Desorbo]

And this is the problem with New York City. Anything you're in the mood for. Like, you literally are like, I want a chicken parmesan with a peniella vodka, but I also would like. And then after that, I'll have some.

[Hannah Berner]

Sushi and tie with Italian fusion.

[Paige Desorbo]

100%. And you'll find it. It's right there. You will find it. So a gnocchi with a Szechuan delight. Like, they have it. So it's like every need is right at your fingertips. It's so naughty.

[Hannah Berner]

Sevai delight.

[Paige Desorbo]

Okay, wait, this actually is so, like, reverse.

[Hannah Berner]

Except my Chinese food place, which is, like, best Chinese food in New York City.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yes.

[Hannah Berner]

Once when you move also, that's a whole thing.

[Paige Desorbo]

You have to find your place.

[Hannah Berner]

Chinese food place. It's like, it's really stressful. My place is the best ever. But they're so old school that they're not on any of the apps.

[Paige Desorbo]

Do you have to text them?

[Hannah Berner]

They're not even on Postmates. I'm like, not even. Not even Grubhub. You have to call. You have to place your order. You pay over the phone and they.

[Paige Desorbo]

You give them the credit card number.

[Hannah Berner]

They have their own delivery, like, their own deliver people. And it's just for the area. And it feels so 90s. Like, I'm almost like I have a cord on my wall.

[Paige Desorbo]

Wait, you feel like you're in Sex in the City?

[Hannah Berner]

Like, yeah, like, for how many? And I'm like, for one.

[Paige Desorbo]

Does Daphne ever try to eat your human food? Because some cats are obsessed. Look, she's looking kind of thick lately.

[Hannah Berner]

No, she genuinely has zero interest in any human food. And I've had, like, salmon or, like, any, like, little, like, pieces of chicken. And she'll sniff it, but she's like, if it's not in my dish, I don't care about it.

[Paige Desorbo]

So cats, like all cats are different. My mom has a cat who every night when they sit down for dinner, the cat thinks, my mom cooked dinner for him. And he sits just like a man sits on her lap. And as she goes to take a bite, he takes his paw and paws her hand, like, get that fork towards me. He eats pork chops, he eats penne. He eats turkey burgers. He eats that.

[Hannah Berner]

Does butter?

[Paige Desorbo]

No. Well, okay. Butter will. When I'm eating, she'll come and sit and just stare. She's not knowing about it. She just stares. And I'll have a little piece of chicken or something, and I'll put it down for her. She looks at it like she's never seen something. Every time she eats, she acts like.

[Hannah Berner]

She'S like, oh, my God.

[Paige Desorbo]

Smells it for, like, 10 minutes, and then eats it. And then I give her a little. So we have like, our fun little game.

[Hannah Berner]

One of the best parts about having, I think, a cat is that it's not like, a dog. Dogs are so fucking annoying when you're about to eat. It's almost like, who told you? I didn't even tell you that.

[Paige Desorbo]

Wait, okay, I'm gonna say something controversial. And I don't. Like, like, I love dogs.

[Hannah Berner]

Totally.

[Paige Desorbo]

We love dogs.

[Hannah Berner]

No, I do love dogs, but I love dogs.

[Paige Desorbo]

Like, I love men. We're like, yeah, they're great until you hang out with them. Like, until they open their mouth and start talking in the room with them and you see how they've, like, move through life. You're like, this is.

[Hannah Berner]

Once you've committed, you're like, also, the.

[Paige Desorbo]

Second you pet them, their little red wiener pops out. And I'm like, I'm not trying to fuck you. Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

I'm like, aren't you fixed?

[Paige Desorbo]

Didn't you get fixed?

[Hannah Berner]

How do you still have the urge?

[Paige Desorbo]

Also, why are we walking, running around and. Yeah, this is.

[Hannah Berner]

They're always talking about things they don't know about.

[Paige Desorbo]

I'm very subtle about, like, most people getting cats. Like, I do the whole plant a seed in six years, they decide they want a cat. But I was with a friend, and she's like, I want to get a dog. And by the way, this is like New York City. And I just looked her in the face. I said, with my chest. I said, are you fucking. Are you kidding me? I said. And she was like, I like dogs. Sorry, you don't like dogs. I like dogs. And I said, okay, okay. Think the whole idea of getting dog. Great. Have you ever been at a person's place with a dog and they're not annoyed by the dog? Like, no. It's always them being like, sit down. Hold on one sec. Sit down. Stop, stop. Sorry. Not there, not there. Don't do this.

[Hannah Berner]

Sorry. Let me let the dog out.

[Paige Desorbo]

I think that people are, like, brainwashed to think that they love their dog when actually their dog is ruining their life. And I know People whose relationships have ended because they couldn't have sex. Cause their dog would bark the whole time. So my thing is the first six.

[Hannah Berner]

Months with a puppy.

[Paige Desorbo]

Oh, no.

[Hannah Berner]

I once had a boyfriend who was like, we're gonna have so many golden retrievers. And I literally said, over my dead body.

[Paige Desorbo]

If you want a dog and you want to deal with that kind of hardship in your life, just have a baby. Like, just have a baby. My thing is, I feel like people don't like cats. Then you have your own cat. And people are like, you walk into someone's apartment, they're like, this is my cat. I'm obsessed with them. They're amazing. When you walk into someone's apartment with the dog, they're like, I'm so sorry. They just start apologizing for their dog. All they do is apologize.

[Hannah Berner]

Go on a trip.

[Paige Desorbo]

On a trip.

[Hannah Berner]

Have to walk it in the rain every day. You have to walk it.

[Paige Desorbo]

But maybe that's their version of love is like, taking care of something. And I know people are like, oh, your dog loves you so much. If it loves me so much, why is he being annoying?

[Hannah Berner]

And why will he run away at any second?

[Paige Desorbo]

And, yeah, he's a he. You open the door.

[Hannah Berner]

You open the door, a dog is bolting out. He's trying to get away. He's trying to go find the next best thing. You open the door, the cat's like, shut the door. Like, people are out there. Ew.

[Paige Desorbo]

My favorite is cats. Indoor cats. Looking at outdoor cats being like, you disgust me.

[Hannah Berner]

No, the best was Daphne looking at your rescue cats being like, when you said, do they even know their parents? Mom, who's your dad?

[Paige Desorbo]

She goes, you guys don't even have an Instagram page. She goes, they've never done one brand deal.

[Hannah Berner]

Do you guys go to work?

[Paige Desorbo]

Daphne's when an influencer gets invited to an event that she has the most followers. And she's like, why am I here? Why did my PR send me here? There's not even a step in repeat. Like, why did I get all made up for this? This place is disgusting. I'm wasting my time. And I had to pay for the Ubers.

[Hannah Berner]

They didn't even send a gar.

[Paige Desorbo]

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[Paige Desorbo]

Wait. Oh, what happened?

[Hannah Berner]

I figured out who my big three are. These are my big three of my favorite people ever. Ready?

[Paige Desorbo]

And wait, when you say favorite, like, what does that mean?

[Hannah Berner]

We don't know. Just, like, right now for this moment.

[Paige Desorbo]

Okay. Okay.

[Hannah Berner]

In pop culture, Dakota Johnson, Aubrey Plaza, Allison Williams. I love all three of them equally, and somehow I feel like they're all, like a similar font of person, and I feel aligned with them.

[Paige Desorbo]

Wait. I love how this is your energy moving, because I feel like these girls are more. You know what you just listed five.

[Hannah Berner]

Years ago, that wouldn't have been my list.

[Paige Desorbo]

You know what you just listed three female comedians. Yeah, three female comedians. I think hilarious.

[Hannah Berner]

I think Dakota Johnson is one of the funniest, unintentional funny people. Aubrey Plaza, her personality in gen. Like her.

[Paige Desorbo]

How has she not won, like, an Oscar?

[Hannah Berner]

People need to put her in more things.

[Paige Desorbo]

Put her in more things. I mean, but. And then Allison Williams.

[Hannah Berner]

I just like girls. Vibe girls.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah, well, but so they're. You know what it is? They're funny, but they're also hot and they're successful, and I love it. Where I feel like back in the day, you were more aesthetic. Like, you just wanted a side. You didn't care if they, like, couldn't carry a conversation.

[Hannah Berner]

Back in the day, my big three would have been Victoria Beckham. Oh, but she's, like, still in. She's. She's.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

She's your friend now, right now. She's.

[Paige Desorbo]

She's your friend.

[Hannah Berner]

She oversees.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

She's. But back in the day, it would have been Victoria Beckham.

[Paige Desorbo]

These are Barbie dolls. These are my Barbie house.

[Hannah Berner]

They don't play with each other.

[Paige Desorbo]

This is my pussy palace.

[Hannah Berner]

Victoria Beckham. Kim Kardashian. And I don't know who my third.

[Paige Desorbo]

Would have been, but, like, her and Kim are. Yeah, yeah. They can't be touched. Yeah. But this, I'm obsessed with this energy for you. Who's your favorite style of these three?

[Hannah Berner]

Oh, probably Dakota Johnson.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah, she's really good.

[Hannah Berner]

She's just like, cool.

[Paige Desorbo]

Well, she pulls off bangs. Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

And Aubrey Plaza gets away with being, like, sarcastic, mean, like, dark energy. And I like that.

[Paige Desorbo]

Do you know what? Also, all three of them have great hair. Great hair. And also they do not. They're not like nice girls. Like, they're not like, trying to conform, to be likable. There's like an, I don't want to say unlikableness of them, but it's more. They're authentic where they don't care that they have stereotypical things that might not be likable to them.

[Hannah Berner]

There's an authenticity that makes them feel real. They're not liked by everyone. And that's a good thing.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yes.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah, you don't want to be liked by everyone.

[Paige Desorbo]

I do find you need to have.

[Hannah Berner]

Like 10 top tier haters, you know, like that keep. And I'm not kidding. No, you need a good roster of haters and you need to feed them like, every so often because their feedback, it only motivates you. And then. And you know, when they're thinking about you, they'll drop, like, subtle hints.

[Paige Desorbo]

Have you ever, like, not been hated on and felt a little emptiness in you and been like, oh, nobody cared to hate on that. That I'm.

[Hannah Berner]

No, I will. I'd like that at any point. I have noticed, though, like, over the years, my haters, like, people that I feel, like, really, really hate me. I wouldn't even, like, be friends with them, let alone, like, envy them or want to be them, you know? Like, I've never been hated on someone where I'm like, I, like, really am jealous about that, like, that of them. Or like, I want to have what they have. Or like, yeah, respect. Like they were normal people.

[Paige Desorbo]

I just have to say we got really. I don't know if lucky's the word, but, like, I'm very grateful. There's a lot of people who have people who follow them. Yeah. Who, like, they hate their. No, no, they. People I don't want to also, like, I don't even call. Like, the Gigglers are not fans. They're best friends, but they're people who, like, hate their fans. Like, they're doing their thing and then they like, go to a show and they see the people that. That are buying their stuff or, like, love them or. And they're like. Like, I know comedians who hate their fans. And I'm like, that says more about you than them. Like, you're not. Look, your fans are a mirror of what you're putting out into the world.

[Hannah Berner]

The moment I realized that gigglers aren't fans.

[Paige Desorbo]

I've never said the F word is.

[Hannah Berner]

When I had a panic attack and I went out on stage and you were like, just tell them. Come on, tell them. Just tell them. They'll be ok. And I was like, guys.

[Paige Desorbo]

But I also feel like people will have one viral video and be like, my fans. I like. It's like a loosely used term nowadays. Yeah, it's. Yeah, I don't like that term. But it's just the people who want to consume your content. Like, the fact that it's girls that we would be friends with. Right. Is like, we're very lucky.

[Hannah Berner]

I just thought of another thing to hate on a man about. I restarted Scandal.

[Paige Desorbo]

Grace is watching it.

[Hannah Berner]

You are. What season are you in? I'm at season three. It's starting to get a little bit crazy where you're like, okay, I don't know what's going on.

[Paige Desorbo]

So good.

[Hannah Berner]

It's so good. And I have not.

[Paige Desorbo]

How gorgeous is she?

[Hannah Berner]

Hold on. Let me just hold on. Because I have a list in my head. I haven't watched Scandal. I think I tried to restart it during COVID but I, like, didn't get through it. But I haven't watched it since it was genuinely on TV. I think it was in 2012.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

So many things. Things. Top line. One, I don't know why Kerry Washington doesn't get talked about more for her fashion, specifically at that time period. Because she was so. Peak 2012, 2013 fashion. But in the pantsuits, she always looked so good. So, like, I. One, I don't think she gets enough accolades for, like, her role in fashion in general. Two, she's so gorgeous. She's so good in it. The whole show is. Her Shonda Rhimes also doesn't get enough, like, awards. No, sorry. She's made every good show I've ever watched.

[Paige Desorbo]

She'd be on Mount Rushmore.

[Hannah Berner]

I'm like, wait, guys, I don't think we're, like, actually putting it together. She's made Scandal, Grey's Anatomy, Bridgerton.

[Paige Desorbo]

Do you know Grey's Anatomy is still going on?

[Hannah Berner]

Still on.

[Paige Desorbo]

I didn't know that.

[Hannah Berner]

Still on. No. The woman is, like, collectively as a whole. We don't speak about her enough. My last thing.

[Paige Desorbo]

I hope you're Gonna say what I think you're gonna say.

[Hannah Berner]

Why the fuck did they want her with the president? Why did all of America love the couple that is her and the President? I'm sorry. He's the worst character of all time. Ever. He's an awful character. He's so mean to his wife. He's so mean to her. He acts like such, like. Sorry. Because you're the president. You're, like, so entitled. You can treat your wife like absolute shit.

[Paige Desorbo]

Paige.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah.

[Paige Desorbo]

You healed.

[Hannah Berner]

Oh, I'm like, you've healed. I just can't.

[Paige Desorbo]

Because I believe. I love guy who's being an asshole and be like, oh, I'm gonna change him. Like, I like him. You've healed.

[Hannah Berner]

No, I literally want him impeached.

[Paige Desorbo]

Wait, but, like, he's not. He's a little bit daddy.

[Hannah Berner]

Oh, he's so fucking hot.

[Paige Desorbo]

He's so hot.

[Hannah Berner]

Where is that actor?

[Paige Desorbo]

He's around.

[Hannah Berner]

Why isn't he in more things?

[Paige Desorbo]

Are they dating in real life? I think no.

[Hannah Berner]

No.

[Paige Desorbo]

But there's like, a blind item that.

[Hannah Berner]

Like, they're both married, but, like, they did an award show they, like, presented at something not too long ago, and everyone was like, ah, fucking. The way he touched the back of her.

[Paige Desorbo]

I'm gonna say it right now. As someone in a relationship, I know.

[Hannah Berner]

You would fuck that man. As someone who's really committed, I would have sex with that guy.

[Paige Desorbo]

Just that, like, I'm watching how people act on, like, Dancing with the Stars.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah.

[Paige Desorbo]

Like. Like, I'm sorry. If your husband was, like, dancing with one of these girls. And, like, I'm watching, like, Val and Alex Earl. He's, like, closer to my face, more passion.

[Hannah Berner]

Pulls her in by the vagina. He's like, if you just put your vagina on me. That's how the dance.

[Paige Desorbo]

I know there's a dance world is like, we're dancing. That's cheating. You're. You're just cheating with rules.

[Hannah Berner]

Okay, wait. Okay, wait, though. Question. If you were married to an actor, divorce.

[Paige Desorbo]

If you were married.

[Hannah Berner]

Wait. If you're married to an actor and he's gotta go do this movie, and in the movie he has to make out and be in a relationship with someone and have a sex scene with them, are you like, I'm coming to set every day or are you.

[Paige Desorbo]

I'm never coming to set. Cause I don't like to go anywhere. But it's, like, how he handles it. I've actually been in a relationship before where a guy acted and was, like, kissing a girl. And it's how he talked about it to me.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah.

[Paige Desorbo]

That was what I didn't respect or like about it. I was like, you're trying to piss me off. Yeah, but if someone, like, look, I want you to come in and be like, oh, I have this sex thing with this girl. She's the worst. Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

She's so ugly, I can't even look at her.

[Paige Desorbo]

I like, I start. I started to puke during the last day.

[Hannah Berner]

I don't know what's bad.

[Paige Desorbo]

Great person. We love her, like, so good on the inside. So upset that I have to do the sex scene today. I couldn't eat lunch beforehand.

[Hannah Berner]

It's about how you. It's how you.

[Paige Desorbo]

It's how he presents it. But like, like, there's a reason why actors can't keep relationships. There's a reason why they all each other. In movies.

[Hannah Berner]

If you're my boyfriend and we're talking about a pretty person, if you don't turn to me and say, not prettier than you, though, get out of my life.

[Paige Desorbo]

Hot take. Do you know what they say? If you want to go to sleep, you have to pretend you're sleeping. Yeah. Acting is pretending. So you pretending you're kissing her is you kissing her?

[Hannah Berner]

See, I don't think I would get mad. Well, people say. Which, I'm waiting for you because you're here. You're my only friend. People say that, like when you get married and you've been married for, like a long time, like, not cheating, like, not like cheating on your spouse, but like, every once in a while, like, you're flirting with someone. Like, at some point in your life, you're gonna flirt with someone again.

[Paige Desorbo]

Well, flirting is. Is just like, fun. It's like a hobby that you take up occasionally.

[Hannah Berner]

Now, see, that would annoy me more than my husband going to work and doing his scheduled sex scene.

[Paige Desorbo]

See, this is, you know, you have.

[Hannah Berner]

It on your Google calendar. Yeah. I'm like, oh, interesting.

[Paige Desorbo]

Well, this is the thing. I'm. I can be, you know, jokey. Jokey. You know, and some would argue that a girl trying to be funny. Yeah. Is flirtatious. And like, my husband is a comedian. Like, he walks into a room and he makes. Makes women laugh. And I like that. Maybe I'm a little freaky.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah.

[Paige Desorbo]

You know, that's what I do. Yeah.

[Hannah Berner]

You like when girls like.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah, I like that girls think DEZ is handsome or funny. If. If my friends are coming up to me grossed out by him, I'd be like, I don't like him either, anymore. I'm easily manipulated by peer pressure. If you. If Des walked in and you gave me a look like, ew. I'm like, we're done. Yeah, we are done. But. But look, men are going to be attracted to women.

[Hannah Berner]

Totally.

[Paige Desorbo]

That's. I hope he's attracted to women. It's this. The sex scenes in the movies. I'm surprised. Yeah, I'm surprised they let it. Let it happen.

[Hannah Berner]

As someone who.

[Paige Desorbo]

It should be illegal. I don't like that they're like, oh, I'm an actor. Yeah, he's acting like he didn't enjoy that.

[Hannah Berner]

As someone who had a makeout scene as. At 16 years old and had a boyfriend at home. No, I mean, technically. I mean, yeah, I guess I did, but this is. I should have known then. My brain was so programmed of, like, this is work. Like, why would you even care about this? And I remember my high school boyfriend being like, but you made out with someone. And I was like, for a paycheck.

[Paige Desorbo]

Like, like, was the guy hot?

[Hannah Berner]

He was so hot. Do you know that I ran into him, like, 10 years later on the streets of New York City? We literally walked by each other on the street and, like, looked at each other and, like, passed and, like, both turned. Like, was that. And I never saw him again, so. His name is Neil. I know that.

[Paige Desorbo]

All right, first of all, Mal. So first of all, second of all, your boyfriend should have been upset because you almost married that man. I almost saw Neil on the street.

[Hannah Berner]

And made I wish I could find him now.

[Paige Desorbo]

Neil. Or if there's a girl listening who's dating Neil.

[Hannah Berner]

It was a Robert Pattinson commercial.

[Paige Desorbo]

You've got to remember it. But you've been booked and busy since you're, like, six.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah, no, this was, like, a while ago. So he probably is, like, married somewhere.

[Paige Desorbo]

Well, they say when you make out, you're, like, not supposed to use tongue, even though it looks like you're using tongue. So they do, like, fake makeouts.

[Hannah Berner]

I have a trick that I do sometimes.

[Paige Desorbo]

What do you do?

[Hannah Berner]

Okay, if you kiss someone for six seconds, like, you can't take your lips off, though. They has to stay constant contact for six seconds after the six seconds, both of your bodies have now, like, aligned, and it makes, like, your sex, like, then you're immediately, like, you're gonna have sex after six seconds.

[Paige Desorbo]

Wow.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah. Try it.

[Paige Desorbo]

So you just like. You're like.

[Hannah Berner]

You can trick.

[Paige Desorbo]

6, 7, 8, and 1.

[Hannah Berner]

No, I can count.

[Paige Desorbo]

Does he know you're doing that? No, no, no.

[Hannah Berner]

If you Stay for six seconds. It only makes it better because you connect.

[Paige Desorbo]

Like sometimes I just want to kiss.

[Hannah Berner]

Yeah, same.

[Paige Desorbo]

It's really annoying. Like, I'll go to kiss and then does Amit is like, are we having sex? And I'm like, where did you get that from, you freak?

[Hannah Berner]

You wanna know? It's so funny. I am dez.

[Paige Desorbo]

I'm like, okay, well we're grown, so even. I'm like, like, just because you kiss. Like, I didn't do you know I've been insane. By the way, women are their horniest in their 30s. Chris, write that down.

[Hannah Berner]

You know, I've been in so many relationships where I've just never kissed them.

[Paige Desorbo]

I know.

[Hannah Berner]

Like actually to the point where I'm like, is that a made up thing?

[Paige Desorbo]

That people are just like, no kissing, baby. No touchy touchy, no kissing.

[Hannah Berner]

Like, I'm just like, gross. I'm not kissing you.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah, well, you hated them. That's true. That's a sign. It's so true.

[Hannah Berner]

Your nails look good.

[Paige Desorbo]

Thanks. It's grown out. I did do sports modeling back in the day and it was like me and this like hot guy model and we spent all day together and like, it's actually a really good way to meet people.

[Hannah Berner]

Yep. Being a model.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah. I'm sure they're not. They're always like, where have you been? You're a hot man in New York City that's forced to hang out with me for eight hours. And by the end I was like, we're dating.

[Hannah Berner]

Justice for models. They want to date too.

[Paige Desorbo]

Justice models want to.

[Hannah Berner]

They also have trouble dating.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah, models do have trouble. Thank you guys so much. Thank you for giggling with us. We love you so much. Wait, where am I going? Oh, I'm going to Medford in Boston and I'm going to Portland, Maine and.

[Hannah Berner]

I'm just gonna be right here in the Big Apple.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yep, the Big Apple. We love you so much. Thanks for giggling. Bye, guys.

[Hannah Berner]

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