The Snack: Best Face Lifts, Love is Blind Chaos, and Kylie’s “Song”

Summary

Girls Gotta Eat "The Snack: Best Face Lifts, Love is Blind Chaos, and Kylie’s “Song” – Episode Summary

Date: October 16, 2025
Hosts: Ashley Hesseltine (“A”), Rayna Greenberg (“B”)
Podcast: Girls Gotta Eat (Dear Media)

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Overview

This episode of The Snack is a hilarious and lively pop-culture rundown, where Ashley and Rayna deliver their trademark takes on everything from reality TV chaos ("Love is Blind" Season 9) to celebrity news (Jenner facelifts, Kylie Jenner’s questionable new song, and Diane Keaton’s passing). The hosts riff on viral moments, review celebrity beauty procedures, debate the best movies and snacks for eternity, and offer up their signature “doppelganger” comparisons for this season’s “Love is Blind” cast. It’s witty, fast-paced, and peppered with personal stories and plenty of quotable one-liners.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Kris Jenner’s Face and the Art of Aging (06:44–13:58)

• Main Topic: Kris Jenner’s “new face” from Paris Fashion Week prompts a deep (and comedic) dive into aging, plastic surgery, and societal beauty standards.
  • Ashley: “She posted a selfie. It looks like Kim. It looks younger than Kim. She looks like Kim’s daughter.” (07:07)
  • Both hosts debate the “right decade” to aim for with a facelift.
  • Rayna shares her experience getting CO2 laser treatment, discusses trying anti-aging treatments on her hands, and reflects on how hard it is to prevent sun-related aging in California.
• Reflection: The women compare Kris to Patricia of “Southern Charm,” crediting restraint with fillers and waiting for facelifts, vs. the overuse of injectables.
• Societal Analysis: They discuss generational differences in appearance; Gen Z's overdoing of fillers vs. their own early embrace of skincare and Botox.
  • “We started Botox when I was 28. I don’t have the lines and wrinkles people a generation older did because we started this stuff earlier.” (Rayna, 11:29)
• Fashion/Beauty Observations: Entertain the influence of edited photos, lighting, fashion, and teeth whitening on perceptions of age.

2. Kylie Jenner’s Attempt at World Domination Through Song (14:11–17:44)

• Kylie releases her first ever song as part of a lip gloss promotion with “Terror Jr.”
  • Ashley: “She truly recorded a song, did she? I mean, it is such a mess.” (15:13)
  • Rayna: “Kylie one time said like ‘Rise and Shine’ and people said she could sing and she just ran with that.”
• They compare the increased accessibility of pop stardom for influencers (and comedians, referencing Nikki Glaser’s song).
• Critical Reception: Drag the song for being overly auto-tuned and dated in style.
  • Ashley: “That’s the thing. I mean, I love to always see The Shade Room comment section.” (17:44)
• Pop Culture Perspective: Anyone with fame now tries “everything,” and if they had money, they’d do the same.

3. Celebrity Tributes: RIP Diane Keaton (18:07–24:46)

• Reacting to News: The hosts process the sudden death of Diane Keaton with heartfelt admiration and recaps of her career highlights.
  • “She was old, but I didn’t think she was sick. I was stunned.” (Ashley, 18:45)
• Icon Status: Celebrate Keaton’s legacy: never married, adopted kids, revered for acting and unique style.
• Awkward Tribute Moment: Rayna criticizes Woody Allen’s lengthy tribute, wishing exes wouldn’t hijack the memory of a legend.
  • “Like your worst ex posts about you postmortem. Stop.” (Ashley, 20:29)
• Fave Movies Debate: The hosts share their top Diane Keaton films (Father of the Bride, First Wives Club, The Family Stone), realizing some “Nancy Meyers” classics were not actually directed by her.
• Generational Movie Memories: Reminisce about “Three Men and a Baby,” “Look Who’s Talking,” and Bruce Willis as voiceover.

4. Movie Trailer Hype: A24’s "Eternity" (25:06–31:42)

• Ashley and Rayna react with excitement to a new trailer for A24’s “Eternity,” a love triangle in the afterlife starring Miles Teller and Callum Turner.
  • “If the two great loves of your life died and you went into eternity and had to pick one of them, who would you pick?" (Rayna, 26:32)
• Afterlife Choices: Playfully debate what food, album, or type of person they'd pick “for eternity.”
  • Ashley: “Pizza, just based on the experience I have already with pizza, is that I can eat it every day for probably seven days is my max.” (29:16)
• Serious vs. Silly: Discuss how personality outweighs looks or status when it comes to eternal companionship.

5. Pop Culture Headlines (throughout, esp. 58:48–61:42)

• John Mayer Dating Influencer Kat Stickler (58:48): Speculation and social media sleuthing.
• Taylor Swift’s Docuseries “End of an Era” (59:42): Anticipation for behind-the-scenes content and the ongoing cultural moment.
• Golden Bachelor’s Gary Turner Book News (60:54): Dismissive response to unnecessary reality star book deals.

6. Super Bowl Halftime Show: Backlash & Alternative (34:21–39:07)

• Turning Point USA is planning a “counter-program” to the actual halftime show (with rumors of Kid Rock), in protest of Bad Bunny’s planned performance.
  • Rayna: “Turning Point USA is putting on the not hot halftime show. … If you're boycotting the halftime show because you don't like Bad Bunny and you're just like racist and embarrassing, you are not hot.” (34:56)
• Hosts' Scorn: Dissect why it’s so uncool and express plans to watch and roast it with friends for laughs.

7. Reality TV Catch-Up: Laguna Beach Reunion & Love Is Blind S9 (39:14–53:44)

Laguna Beach Reunion (39:14–43:11)

• Kristien Cavallari and Lauren Conrad reunite for a photo, delighting millennial fans.
  • “It healed all millennial females. This is the healing that we all needed.” (Rayna, 39:34)
• Discussion transitions into nostalgia about old feuds, “teams,” and high school dynamics.

Love is Blind, Season 9: Denver (43:11–53:44)

• Ashley: “Truly the most unhinged cast I’ve ever seen” (43:11)
• Spoiler-heavy breakdown of cast behaviors, including people leaving suddenly, wild conversations, trauma, and problematic casting.
• Doppelganger Segment (49:12): Ashley’s tradition of comparing contestants to celebrities, e.g. Annie to Isla Fisher, Jordan to John Mulaney, Casey to Heather from Selling Sunset, and “Sparkle Megan” to Diane Lane.
• Commentary on Denver culture, casting quirks, and the escalation of “phone sex through the wall” as peak cringe—“That is the most cringe scene I've seen in the history of the show.” (Ashley, 48:18)
• Critique of “Sparkle Megan’s” approach to flaunting her wealth: "I think the way she speaks about her success is off-putting." (Rayna, 53:18)

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Notable Quotes & Moments (w/Timestamps)

• On Kris Jenner’s Facelift:
  • “I’m gonna get a facelift, don’t get it twisted. ...But I personally don’t want to look like that at 69 years old. Like, I want to look 55, not 35.” (Ashley, 07:27)
  • “At 70, I want to pick my decade. At 70, I’d like to look 45. 50, even 45 is like—it’s jarring.” (Rayna, 07:59)
• On the Kylie Song:
  • “She truly recorded a song, did she? I mean, it is such a mess.” (Ashley, 15:13)
• On Diane Keaton Tributes:
  • “Like your worst ex posts about you postmortem. Stop.” (Ashley, 20:29)
• On Turning Point USA Halftime Protest:
  • “If you are boycotting the halftime show because you don’t like Bad Bunny and you’re just, like, racist and embarrassing, you are not hot.” (Ashley, 34:56)
• On “Love is Blind” S9 Cast:
  • “They feel conservative, a lot of them, which is crazy for Denver. ...These are not Denver people.” (Ashley, 44:05)
  • “Episode six is one of the most unhinged hours of TV I’ve ever seen in this series.” (Ashley, 45:40)
• On Choosing for Eternity:
  • “As long as you’re a six and a half or above...whose personality you can have more fun with for eternity?” (Rayna, 27:59)
• On Generational Aging:
  • “We are the generation that started working out young, skincare routines young, maintenance young.” (Rayna, 11:29)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Segment Description | |---------|-----------------------------------------| | 00:16 | LA catch-up, personal anecdotes, gift exchange (Shep Rose mug) | | 06:44 | Jenner Report: Kris Jenner’s facelift, aging, beauty norms | | 14:11 | Kylie Jenner’s song/campaign dissected | | 18:07 | Diane Keaton tribute, legacy, top movies| | 25:06 | A24’s “Eternity”: trailer, afterlife debate | | 34:21 | Super Bowl Halftime Show protest, roasting plans | | 39:14 | Laguna Beach Reunion, nostalgia | | 43:11 | Love Is Blind S9: wild cast, spoilers, doppelganger roundup | | 58:48 | Quick pop culture headlines: John Mayer, Taylor Swift, the Golden Bachelor |

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Tone & Style

The tone is warm, irreverently funny, and conversational, laced with candid opinions, cultural nostalgia, and delight in pop culture absurdities. Ashley and Rayna’s outrage at celebrity antics, pop-culture feuds, or cringe-worthy TV moments is always channeled into playful banter and relatable asides.

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Memorable Moments

• Doppelganger Rapid Fire: Ashley’s “Love is Blind” lookalike comparisons—both spot-on and delightfully random—are podcast gold (49:12+).
• Super Bowl Halftime Rant: The righteous, giggly takedown of Turning Point USA’s “counter-show” is a peak example of the show’s mix of social commentary and comedy (34:21–39:07).

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For New Listeners

This episode offers a perfect snapshot of the Girls Gotta Eat experience: sharp-witted cultural takes, gleeful reality TV recaps, and the feeling you’re at brunch with your smartest, funniest friends. You’ll come away with plenty of pop-culture updates and a lingering desire to join their group chat.

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Listen and laugh along!

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Transcript

[A]

This week on the snack, we're discussing the most unhinged season of love is blind yet. Dragging the all American super bowl halftime show and paying tribute to Diane Keaton.

[B]

This is a dear media production.

[A]

Enjoy.

[B]

Hi, guys.

[A]

Hi, guys.

[B]

We are back in la.

[A]

Back in la. October, spooky season. Azul. It's my special month. It's your special month. My special month, too. Not to, you know, try to one.

[B]

Up you, but you can't because it's my special month. It's my most special month.

[A]

Azul. Azul, please come here, you guys.

[B]

Look at his bandana.

[A]

Oh, my. So I've always liked him in bandanas, but my fiance has, like. He does it for every holiday, for every season.

[B]

Azul likes to just come over and get you wet. He either sneezes in your face. And now he just shook off all this water on me. And he's like, bye.

[A]

Doesn't he look so cute? I love him.

[B]

I love him. A black and orange bandana. He, like, pops off.

[A]

What do we bring him to the farmers market? And those bandanas. He gets so much attention. But he has like a whole closet now. He does so many different looks.

[B]

A little cutie.

[A]

So I shot my special. We'll talk about it on Monday. We'll save it. Just if you guys are like, how did it go? We'll tell you on Monday. But I want. I wanted to. It was terrible. This is not my special month. I wanted to present you with this gift.

[B]

I'm so excited.

[A]

So, Raina, this is something I is my first purchase from the TikTok shop. Oh, do you purchase stuff from there?

[B]

Once in a blue moon. And they got. I got, got. Recently I bought something and it never came. And I was like, can you please give me my money back? And they were like, ha, ha ha, ha ha.

[A]

It's so easy. It's a little too easy. It's too easy. It's such a one click situation. I know. So I got this and it actually came and I had selected it in the wrong color. I just ordered it again. So now we have two. So I. We have two for the studio, but this is yours. I didn't have a designer bag to put it in, but I did crumple up printer paper as your tissue paper.

[B]

No, no. I like when you make it fancy.

[A]

This is truly one of the funniest gifts I've ever made.

[B]

I'm so excited.

[A]

Ashley.

[B]

Okay, it's a mug. No, turn around. Okay.

[A]

And. Oh, my God.

[B]

It's a mug. It's A mug of Shep Rose, former guest of Girls Guy to Eat and Southern Charm star. Good morning, Sienna. Listen, I love seeing you, and no one else makes me feel the way you do. No one. But I'm not. By the way, I saw this on your counter when I was at your house the other day.

[A]

Wait, why were you at my house?

[B]

I was with you.

[A]

What? Oh, no. You saw it? Did you read it?

[B]

No, I saw it from across the room, and I was like, that's so cool. I wonder what text message that is. So anyway, it's a mug from Shap, and it's.

[A]

It's a text message on a mug.

[B]

Yes, but I saw it across the room, and I thought it was something between you and Sparkle Eyes. And I was like, the. That's so sweet. But that is the longest text message. What did it say? Fill the screen.

[A]

So if you guys, like, again, this is a Southern Charm deep cut. But if you watch Southern Charm on Bravo, Shep, the star of the show, who, again, was on our show, like, in the first year one, wrote this text to this girl, his ex, essentially, he was trying to get back, and it was the most cringe thing that's ever probably happened on reality tv. Would you say it's up there?

[B]

It's up. And we didn't really get to talk about it. Cause, like, I think the show was airing on, like. Like Tuesday nights or something. We didn't see it, so we didn't get to talk about it. The time would have passed, but.

[A]

Okay, well, yes, continue reading it. I'll clean up this paper.

[B]

Why? It's not gonna be in the shot. Oh, yeah, it is. Okay, thank you. You do like to clean up the set. Here's hoping you understand my feelings and exalt them. I just don't feel this way almost ever. I know that you agree and feel a lot of what I do because I've heard it from your perfect little freckled lips.

[A]

The freckled lips.

[B]

Little freckled lips.

[A]

The freckled lips heard around the world.

[B]

Even Craig threw up in his mouth when he heard this. Those around us can say and think what they will, but we will have the last laugh, and we'll love laughter and literally everything that matters. Okay, my TED Talk is over.

[A]

Did you just look at the other side? So the other side, it says, oh, God, Shep. Which is what Austin said.

[B]

I think I can't wait to drink out of this for every single episode, so.

[A]

Well, let me get mine.

[B]

That's what I must have seen on Your cat.

[A]

That's funny.

[B]

You asked me why I was at your house.

[A]

I accidentally ordered it in black. I need to be careful of. I haven't been willy nilly ordering because I ordered notebooks unlined recently. And today I went in and I was like, I'm sure this is their mistake. No, it was mine. I selected blank, blank notebook, sketchbook, coloring book. So anyway, I ordered it in black and I got this, and I was like, I just want to give it to her in white. It's so much better, isn't it?

[B]

I love them both, honestly. But I do like the white better. It pops more.

[A]

So now we have matching chef text.

[B]

Message, and I'm left handed, so it's just gonna say, oh, God, Chef. As I check the new trailer for Southern Charm just dropped. There's been, like, a lot of trailers dropping that. I'm like, very excited. Oh, yeah, the housemaid, which we're obsessed with.

[A]

Housemaid. Oh, my gosh.

[B]

Can I just tell you, though? The housemate doesn't come out until December. Why are they giving us this December? Why are they giving us all these trailers so soon?

[A]

I. I think you forget how movies work. I don't understand.

[B]

Tell me.

[A]

Typically, you do see a trailer for a movie months in advance. Two months. Six months.

[B]

Two months is crazy. They're tripping. That's crazy.

[A]

Two months.

[B]

I'm sorry. All this information for that long six months?

[A]

Yes. Like, trailers for movies come out months in advance. What are you. I'm so confused what you're thinking about.

[B]

I guess when you're at the theater, you do see stuff, but, like.

[A]

It'S not December.

[B]

Home. It's the home. It is like, December 26th. It's in two months.

[A]

If the trailer wasn't out, I'd be concerned.

[B]

Two months.

[A]

Please weigh in, everybody, and remind Raina how movie promo works.

[B]

I just. I don't think so.

[A]

Okay. Okay.

[B]

That's my official statement. I don't think so.

[A]

And we have another trailer that we're so excited to discuss today.

[B]

Yes. We're just gonna thank our partners, and then we're gonna get into a really fun episode. Columbia Sportswear, head to Columbia.com to get your hands on an Amaze puff jacket and eternity from a 24. Speaking of movies, see it in theaters everywhere at this Thanksgiving. And article, if you're in the market for a beautiful new sofa, dining table or bed, head over to article.com and thank you.

[A]

To Merit Beauty, get a free signature makeup bag with your [e-mail] and thank you to Saks Fifth Avenue. Head to Saks Fifth Avenue or Saks.com for inspiring ways to elevate your personal style. And thank you to Quo. Get started for free plus 20% off your first six [e-mail] GGE and we are going to kick it off with a Jenner report. As in the family, the Kardashian Jenner family.

[B]

Thank you for.

[A]

We hate to kick it off with these people, but we're going to make it funny.

[B]

They've been doing the most.

[A]

Lots of newness around. We have a new face. We have a new song.

[B]

Kris Jenner, new face, new hair. Paris Fashion Week.

[A]

So we'll put this up on the screen. You guys may have seen this. You can also go to Chris's Instagram. She posted a selfie. It looks like Kim. It looks younger than Kim.

[B]

She looks like Kim's daughter.

[A]

Well, but better looking. Actually, no. What? The daughter I. One of the prettiest kids is Stormy, Kim's other daughter. Chicago. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Let's rank. Let's rank. Toddlers.

[A]

People are gonna hate that. Anyway, so, Chris, we knew she had this new face, but it even looks. It looks even younger now. I mean, it feels eerie. It feels. It feels not normal. Like, she looks great. I'm glad we had this technology. I'm gonna get a facelift. Don't get it twisted. I don't. I'm not getting all that done, but I'm here for it. But I personally don't want to look like that at 69 years old. Like, I want to look 55, not 35.

[B]

At 70, I want to pick my decade. So at 70, I'd like to look 45. 50, even 45 is like. It's jarring.

[A]

Yeah, no, I'm going like, I think a good 15 years younger is the sweet spot. Otherwise, like, what are you doing here?

[B]

Like Anne Hathaway, Lindsay Lohan. They look amazingly good for somebody 10 years younger.

[A]

But they're young.

[B]

But I'm saying, like, they got a refresh. They look 10 years younger. Yeah.

[A]

And again, like, we're talking about Diane Keaton today. Like, it's a privileged age. I mean, she was someone who was like, I'm gonna age. Like, I was. Who I've seen recently, Andie McDowell, who was just like, I don't wanna be young. I've been young. You know, like, I'm gonna have gray hair and look like this. This is. But I'm also all for anti aging. Clearly, I get work done. But to truly look 30 at 70. It feels scary.

[B]

And these photos are so heavily filtered. You can tell. You can tell by Chris Appleton in them. But, like, girl, you already look 20 years younger. You had to go another 20.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And, I mean, it's unnerving.

[A]

It is unnerving.

[B]

Have you checked her hands? You know, the windows to the age or his hands?

[A]

Well, they're. Yes. But also, we're making great advancements with hands, which is great news for me, because my hands are Kris Jenner's 69 years old is the way my hands look. My hands are. It is so hard to keep your hands and your arms from aging, especially living here in California. I'm just not gonna wear driving gloves. I'm sorry.

[B]

I'm not doing it. I can't wear them every day.

[A]

I would. I appreciate it, but I'm like, I can't keep these out of the elements, I think.

[B]

So I got a CO2 laser about a year and a half ago, and it really just, like, revamped my whole face. Dr. Barrett did it for me, and I absolutely love it. It takes off a whole layer of skin. I mean, I couldn't believe the. How it fixed, like, discoloration and fine lines and stuff.

[A]

And I. I want to ask him.

[B]

About doing on my hands.

[A]

Yeah, I'm gonna do it on my hands. I'm gonna do it on my arms and my hands. Yeah. Living here in the sun. I do my best with sunscreen, truly. I really try my best, but you can't avoid it. It is raining today for the first time in eight months. Like, we are just always out in it, and it has aged me. And, yeah, he and I talked about it. But anyway, so Chris's face. Yeah, it was jarring. But, you know, whatever you're going to do. I just. I get that it's this specific type of facelift, and we have such advanced technology, but I still. It's hard to comprehend that you can look like that.

[B]

I just.

[A]

Without hate on her.

[B]

Because everybody, you and I with all women were like, get your bag. Look as good as you want to look like you. And I just, like, support it so much. It's just. It's a little jarring to say.

[A]

We know what I will say, though, about Chris, and this is random, but since we talked about Southern charm is Patricia, who is, what, 80? Probably. She has one of the best faces I've ever seen of a woman of that age. And totally, I think that they've done is. They've never gone too far with the filler, and they've just waited on the facelift. I have a friend of ours. She's 45, 47. She looks. Her age, looks great, and she's a celebrity of sorts. And she always said to me, like, I'm just waiting on the facelift. Like, the overfilled look, you kind of fuck yourself. And then when it's time, you've done too much. And that's the thing. Like, I think small touches here and there. Botox, of course, don't go so crazy with the filler and then get the facelift. What are we doing here? The people you see that are so overfilled can afford the full facelift. It's wild to me. It's a wild decision to go that direction where you look actually so crazy, which Chris never has. And again, I cite Patricia, who. She's my OG of like, what is that facelift?

[B]

I just think our generation will age, will start to age the best. And we are the generation that started working out young skincare routines. Young, maintenance young. I started Botox when I was 28. I don't have, like, the lines and wrinkles that, like, people a generation older did because we started this stuff earlier.

[A]

Well, I even think the generation above.

[B]

Us is doing great.

[A]

I mean, I think it's the. It's the younger generation that they're not aging as good, but the allegedly. I thought about this yesterday on the plane. I decided to watch When Harry Met Sally, and I just wanted some, like, New York nostalgia. I watched Stepmom after that. And Meg Ryan, who is the movie starts, and she's 21. She just graduated college, and she looks 30. And then it like. And this is not because of her face. It's just the times, like, we just look younger and then they skip ahead five years. So she's 26. She looks like four years old.

[B]

And it's crazy.

[A]

And it's again, also the way the.

[B]

Clothing and the hair.

[A]

The clothing and the hair, like, it's so crazy. Like, people talk about Cheers and how they were, what, 30, and they look like they're 45.

[B]

It's the most famous cast photo that in Golden Girls, it's just like, how the ages that they actually were versus Golden Girls.

[A]

Yes, they're the same age as Sex in the City, the reboot. But I'm looking at Meg Ryan's face, I'm like, she's stunning. There's not a wrinkle on her face. Her face, if you really hone in on it again, different types of, like, lighting and editing and filtering back then. Too 1989, but my favorite Taylor Swift album. But I'm just like, what is it? It's crazy to. To think of how we look now. And I think a lot of it is hair and clothing, obviously. But, like, these women are sitting around in their mid-20s looking like your mom's friends.

[B]

So it's crazy. And people whiten their teeth more. People have veneers.

[A]

Right, right.

[B]

Veneers really, like, change your whole face. They lighten it up. I think people are just getting better injectors that kind of lift their face and their cheeks a little bit differently. People just had to, like, be more natural, you know, I think about all the time is being able to have been hot in the 80s, like, naturally hot. Like, they were a different level of hot.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, I like, look at pictures of my mom. I'm, like, blown away. I mean, my mom was. She honestly did not start aging at all till 60, and she still has less wrinkles than me. It's wild to see. But, yeah, I look at those pictures, I'm like, oh, so naturally beautiful. I know this. And Gen Z, I mean, they say that they're aging the worst. A lot of it, I think, is they're doing too much too young. Not everybody, of course, but they're doing Botox and filler to filler, specifically, too young. And they're just more stressed. And I, I feel for them. You have to, growing up in this generation. I mean, I don't. I don't envy it at all.

[B]

They really coveted, when they were in.

[A]

College, they were living for. So free.

[B]

So free. I could do anything I wanted. It wasn't going to end up on the Internet.

[A]

We also didn't even drink water.

[B]

I found out about STDs, like, last week.

[A]

And you talked about it.

[B]

I would mean to tell you, you can't cut a clip about that.

[A]

We won't. Okay, so go off Chris, I guess. Next up, Chris got a new face. Kylie, new song. Has she? Yeah, she launched us a song.

[B]

Debuts her first song ever. Fourth strike with Tara Jr. Who's that? Who knows?

[A]

And people like 35,000 followers on Instagram.

[B]

People are into it.

[A]

I'm like, Terror Junior. All I know is Terror, Terror Squad. Lean back. That's our generation.

[B]

I don't know who that is, but people are saying she's bringing back King Kylie era. I don't know what that means other than she has blue streaks in her hair.

[A]

So I don't know either. And honestly, I don't care. So she's launching these Lip glosses. Obviously she started her whole mogul era with the lip kits and stuff. So she's launching these glosses. So she did this whole campaign. The campaign's been controversial. I don't really want to get into it. It feels kind of rage baity and I just don't, I don't want to give it any attention. But the song kind of goes with the whole campaign. So she truly recorded a song, did she? I mean it is such a mess.

[B]

I was really excited this morning to listen to it and like see what this was going to be since we, we know she can sing.

[A]

Kylie one time said like Rise and Shine Stormy and people said she could sing and she just ran with that. She never forgot that.

[B]

Isn't that Nikki Glaser's joke? She said one guy told her she was funny when she was 19. I'll just be a comedian.

[A]

Well, Nikki Glaser is another person who put out a song. She did a whole, whole song for her latest special. And I respect anyone's decision to try a new art form. It's up to the public to decide whether they want to support it or not. But unfortunately so many Americans have terrible taste. But I'm just saying, like I'm for whatever you want to do for anyone who wants to be a singer. I think we all want to be singers. Why do you think we go out and do karaoke? Like I think everybody has a dream of being in the recording studio, putting on a song. I do. Do not falter for it. That is not good.

[B]

I mean, I don't really know. I actually enjoy the part of this, the part that's not so auto tuned in the very beginning. You can kind of understand that it's her voice and hear her voice and then that's the thing that it's so auto tuned it's like hard to listen to and it's not really the style of music that's popular anymore.

[A]

But don't you think like a sign that someone's not a good singer is you hear their talking voice? You know like you hear someone's talking voice and their singing voice. Something about it is so icky to me.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Like I just. She doesn't, she probably has an okay voice the same way I have an okay voice. You know, I sang at my high school graduation and I do be singing in the car but it's just like I didn't, I don't have vocal training and I mean. But good for her.

[B]

Sabrina Carpenter, Same singing voice, talking voice.

[A]

I just. I don't know how to describe it. I can't really articulate it.

[B]

Dua Lipa not same talking voice, singing voice.

[A]

All I'm saying is it's not great. And that's fine, though. People like it. And like I said, Nikki's special. Someday you'll die. That's the song too. And she shot a music video. And I think. I do think Nikki has a good voice, but it's like, I like the idea to market it with this, this way. Like Kylie, I looked at her, I don't follow her. I looked today, though, at her account, and she's using that song in all of her promo. She's gonna blow that song up on her own account, you know, and that's like. I think everybody wants to see what someone is like as a singer. I think we really are curious about that. I think you and I could put out a song if we wanted to.

[B]

Well, the lip glosses throughout the video too. When they open up the footage with the lip gloss, she's putting on the lip gloss and yeah, it's go off. I mean, we all do. I think I'm an amazing singer. I'm probably wrong, but I mean, prove me wrong. You can't.

[A]

That's the thing. I mean, I love to always see the Shade Room comment section. And people, of course, were like, what the fuck is this? And then some people were like, I don't care what you all have for breakfast. And some people were like, if I was rich and famous, I would do this too. I'd be trying everything.

[B]

I mean, all I was doing is hawking lip gloss.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And being a mom, I would sing. I'm with you.

[A]

She's a cute mom. Yeah. Okay, so rip to a legend, Diane Keaton. When I found this news out, I was getting my glam done for my special on Saturday and. And I had these two fabulous guys doing my hair. One on my hair, one on my makeup. And I gasped like, I didn't want.

[B]

To tell you, but I thought someone that you loved should tell you.

[A]

And then texts started coming in and someone said, should we postpone the special?

[B]

I think you said it.

[A]

No. So I think, Jenny, someone else was like, are you still going to shoot this after this news? I have been very vocal about my love for Diane Keaton for years. And I. I couldn't. I didn't. She's. She was old, but I didn't think she was sick. I was stunned.

[B]

She's my dad's age. She's pretty young.

[A]

79.

[B]

My dad's 78, but it's young.

[A]

She was an icon. She never married. She had two kids, two adopted kids. She obviously was a legendary actress since the 80s, 70s, before even the Godfather, Annie Hall. But she also had this fortune. She kind of built quietly. I was reading all about her and her net worth and what she did throughout her career, and just somebody who was so admirable and different and special. And I just loved seeing all the tributes to her, like Nancy Meyers. I mean, they were like two peas in a pod. Diane Keaton in a Nancy Myers movie.

[B]

Nothing better. Nothing better.

[A]

And like, Goldie Hawn, Jane Fonda.

[B]

I'm glad that you brought up the tributes, because Woody Allen penned a very long tribute to her, and it was very long, and there was all these photos, and it's getting all this press and variety and.

[A]

Why'd you bring.

[B]

What? I'm Diane Keaton's ghost. I'm like, could you just.

[A]

Yeah, but they dated.

[B]

Yeah, I don't care. I would.

[A]

That's her one red flag.

[B]

Can you just, like. Can we not bring this up?

[A]

Reina, Why'd you bring it up?

[B]

I've been dying Allen out of this. This is the first thing I wrote down about this.

[A]

First thing.

[B]

I'm.

[A]

Leave him out of this.

[B]

No. And by the way, he has a shitty ex. Mia Farrow was with him for years. And she's wonderful. She adopted all these children. She's. She's supposedly a wonderful person who took all these kids out of foster care and raised them with. With money and access and probably a wonderful person. So I don't actually. Don't fall to. And keen. But seriously, I'd be like, do you have to do this right now?

[A]

Yeah. It's like tarnishing my legacy.

[B]

Don't bring this.

[A]

My worst ex.

[B]

That is so funny.

[A]

Like, your worst ex post about you postmortem. Stop.

[B]

Like, can you not, like, remind people?

[A]

Right.

[B]

Like, this must be a special time in my life.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So you told me to write down my favorite Diane Keaton movies. I'm wondering if they're the same three that are your faves.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

It's hard to pick which is my favorite of. So I think the third favorite is Father of the Bride.

[A]

Yes. Okay.

[B]

My second favorite is First Wives Club.

[A]

What are you doing? Copying me?

[B]

And my first favorite is one of my favorite movies of all time, Family Stone. Like, it is just. It's peak. Nancy Myers. It's an ensemble cast.

[A]

Nancy Myers. What are you saying to me? Leave this in it's crazy. I thought it was Nancy Myers till last night. It's not Nancy Myers. The Family Stone is not a Nancy Myers movie. I feel like we were breaking the news. I thought it was, too.

[B]

Now you're next. You're gonna tell me that the father of the bride isn't Nancy Myers. Okay, you tell me that house isn't designed by Nancy Myers. That's correct.

[A]

Listen, I believe you. No, I know, but now you got me doubting myself.

[B]

I feel like you're right. But that's the most Nancy Meyers looking.

[A]

Raina.

[B]

Like, when somebody asks me to describe Nancy Meyers, I'm like, it's the Family Stone house.

[A]

It's not. Isn't that crazy?

[B]

It's the craziest.

[A]

Yeah, I just double. I confirmed it because last night I just. I couldn't even believe it.

[B]

I mean, it's the look. I can't believe it. Was that your. Is that your list?

[A]

Yes. I had one more.

[B]

It wasn't the Godfather.

[A]

A baby boom. I remember seeing Baby boom in the 80s.

[B]

I don't remember that movie. I remember the COVID but I don't remember it.

[A]

The COVID Yeah.

[B]

I was more of a Three Men and a Little Baby.

[A]

And then the remake, Three Men and a Little Lady. I loved Three Men and a Baby.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

No, because you conflate that and Baby boom. These, like, movies about this baby.

[B]

I've conflated that. And what was the one with Kirstie Alley? It starts with the sperm swimming up the thing.

[A]

What was that movie?

[B]

I don't remember. Wait, stop.

[A]

I was obsessed with that movie.

[B]

That's how I learned about sperm.

[A]

Yes, yes. They showed the, like, animated sperm swimming.

[B]

Up the vaginal canal, making the baby. That was really salacious for the 80s.

[A]

God, I love that movie. So actually, you know, sometimes I think that. And then I was like, no, the 80s were spicy like that. Everybody was fucking. Okay, look who's talking. Look who's talking.

[B]

I loved it so much. Who does the voiceover for the baby? Let me check.

[A]

Oh, my God. Let me see the cast. Okay. John Travolta was in it. Bruce Willis. Oh, my God.

[B]

Was Bruce Willis the baby.

[A]

Look who's talking. Baby voiceover, baby voice.

[B]

There was also. Who's talking to.

[A]

Oh, it was Bruce Willis.

[B]

How you doing, pal?

[A]

How do you like New York so far?

[B]

Hey, it's my kind of town. You never think Bruce Willis.

[A]

He ad libbed. Bruce Willis provides the voice of Mikey's precocious thoughts.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Okay, got it. I don't know, the Internet threw me with Tony Danza.

[B]

Well, there's two movies, so it could be.

[A]

Maybe Tony Danza was the.

[B]

Was the top.

[A]

Look who's Talking too. There was also look who's Talking Now. I'm sure that was a flop.

[B]

They loved sequels back in the 80s, too.

[A]

Trilogy sequels were fine. Don't do a third. Okay. Yes. My favorites were Family Stone, First Wives Club and Father of the Bride. And also book club. I loved book club. She.

[B]

I know you did.

[A]

Was with Andy Garcia.

[B]

I remember.

[A]

And it was so spicy, like she met him on a plane. I just loved it. And then there was a sequel that I didn't watch. I just kind of wanted to leave it because it was so perfect. I just thought it was great. It's funny. Kind of like First Wives Club energy. A lot of people are talking about Something's gotta give. I did like, Something's gotta give.

[B]

Her catalog is unbelievably vast. I mean, it goes. The Godfather was like, what, 1972, right. So I don't know. I had a hard time narrowing it down.

[A]

So anyway, RIP Such a legend. And do we still. Was it just like she was old? Is that really it? I mean, like, I feel like we haven't really heard much.

[B]

I think we haven't heard much other than, like, it was just age. It remains unclear as of Saturday evening.

[A]

I think it's like. I think they had to rush her to the hospital. People are just. I mean, it was. It did feel sudden and unexpected. Yeah. The LAPD said it responded to a call for medical assistance and then then later transported to the hospital. Anyway, well, a legend. Thinking about her and her family, not.

[B]

Trying to think about Woody Allen.

[A]

Her final social media post was on Instagram was on April 11 for National Pet Day. Oh, I can't stop Diane. We gotta move on. Okay, well, speaking of death and the afterlife, we hope Diane's crushing it wherever she is. We have this movie we wanted to tell you about. Also, speaking of trailers.

[B]

Perfectly dropped trailer about six weeks ahead of the. Ahead of time. So a 24. No, six.

[A]

You have a two week. Six weeks is fine, but two months? Is it rating?

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

What about seven weeks? Where does seven weeks fall? Okay, so tell.

[B]

Tolerate it, but I don't want to.

[A]

Six and a half weeks is where you draw the line.

[B]

So this is A24's newest movie. It's dropping at Thanksgiving in theaters everywhere. And I watched this trailer and I was like, I love this concept so much. I very rarely see a movie Where I'm just like this. I've never, like, seen this concept before. So it's a love triangle between three main characters in the afterlife. And essentially, Elizabeth Olsen is in the afterlife, and her two dead husbands are in the afterlife with her as well. And they sort of go to this, like, holding place in heaven, and she has to decide between the two of them, and it's like, which one is she gonna choose? Her first husband, who is Dua Lipa's husband.

[A]

So it stars Miles Teller, who is my number one. If you guys didn't know, that's Miles Teller is my hall pass. Go, birds. And then Callum Turner, who is Dua Lipa's husband, who I have not seen him in anything. I have seen him in just her photos. The only time I know about Callum Turner is when he's with her. He is so sexy. This trailer, you guys got to watch it. We'll put some scenes up on the YouTube version, and then, of course, you can watch the whole thing on your own. But, I mean, sexiest men to choose from in this cast. But I'm glad to see him. I want to know what he's about. I'm obsessed with them.

[B]

He seems like a more like serious, serious choice. He was the. And then she married Miles Teller and has kids with him, and so she has to sort of decide between the two of them. And I just. I so rarely see a concept where I'm like, this is original, and I haven't heard of this before. And it's a really nice mix of, like, some humor and, like, just depth and beauty and, like, if the two great loves of your life died and you went into eternity and had to pick one of them, like, who would you pick?

[A]

The funny one?

[B]

Definitely.

[A]

100%.

[B]

Or with the one with the bigger dick.

[A]

Are you fucking in the afterlife?

[B]

Definitely.

[A]

Can we say fucking in the sad. Let's say 24.

[B]

They don't care a 24 made baby girl.

[A]

They made all of our favorite movies.

[B]

They mean Nicole came and get a divorce.

[A]

We can't say that. Let's leave it. Okay. You know what? The only thing that it reminded me of again, I also think it's like, this original concept, but Pearl Harbor. Do you remember Pearl harbor when Liv Tyler had to choose? She thought Ben Affleck was dead. Right? And he and Josh Hartnett. And then he came back.

[B]

No one should have to make that choice.

[A]

Is that a hard choice?

[B]

Well, I know that Ben Affleck is your number one, but I was really. I was really into Josh Hartnett growing up, like, always. Well, I don't think he's that funny. And he seems kind of grumpy.

[A]

That is true. Like, if you're choosing who to spend forever with, it's a personality.

[B]

It's higher 100%. Like, I. As long as you're a six and a half or above. Like, if one is extremely hotter than the next. But both these men are matched equally, I think, in terms of attractiveness. Yeah. So, like, whose personality you can have more fun with? Fraternity. Like, yes. I think that, like, sex is super important and I really want a lot of sexual sex, but are you having.

[A]

Sex with your dad?

[B]

Yeah. These people have sex.

[A]

They are having sex. Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

But I think sex dissipates after, like, you know, 120 years. So, like, who are you having the most fun with? Who makes you laugh? Who's going to, like, cook and be silly and do the same type of activities with you? And, like, for me, I feel like Miles Teller is just gonna be, like, sillier, longer.

[A]

100%. I cannot wait to see this. And it's really fun. It's super visually engaging. There's a great cast chemistry. I love this one role. That's the afterlife coordinator. That seems like the fun role to play in the movie. And I just think it's an interesting thing to ponder yourself who you'd spend the entire afterlife with. I feel like it's like me, but choosing between my fiance and you, that's, like, my decision. I'm like, well, he's not going to, like, podcast with me.

[B]

How are you going to make money?

[A]

You and I would have the number one podcast in that for sure.

[B]

How are you guys going to make money together? Exactly. Like, okay, if you had to eat one food for eternity, do you have a type of food that you would eat for eternity?

[A]

I feel like there's, like, any more details. Like, the same. Like, the same exact pizza, or can I just say pizza? Because I'm going.

[B]

You actually have free reign to pick the type of food. Like, it could be breakfast, it could be pizza, it could be Chinese food.

[A]

I think pizza, just based on the experience I have already with pizza, is that I can eat it every day for probably seven days is my max.

[B]

You can't.

[A]

And I just will keep it. Like, I. I think I'm just going to go with that because I really don't get tired of it. It's versatile. Yeah.

[B]

I mean, for me, sandwiches really could be anything.

[A]

Okay. Joey Tribian. I mean, that.

[B]

That covers every type of cuisine. It covers breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks.

[A]

Yeah. Sandwiches and pizza. There's no other answer.

[B]

I was like thinking, like, Southeast Asian cuisine. Like, if I had to pick a cuisine. I like stuff with like a lot of vegetables.

[A]

You.

[B]

And I don't like a lot of pork, so I like other proteins. Like, Southeast Asian is pretty versatile. Sandwiches, though.

[A]

Yeah. Cuisine then. Yeah. Italian.

[B]

Italian. Okay.

[A]

I mean, Asian would be a close second. Asian is very. A lot of stuff. Yeah.

[B]

And most people would go Asian if you could do all of it.

[A]

You chose American.

[B]

That's cheeseburgers. It's so embarrassing. Who would choose that? That person can't fuck.

[A]

No. 100% no. What? Mashed potatoes.

[B]

That's how you decided to spend eternity with. Ask them how they feel about American cuisine for eternity.

[A]

I could do Mexican.

[B]

Well, that's nice for but one food.

[A]

Pizza.

[B]

What was that one time you did eat pizza? Like every single day?

[A]

Forever. Every time I'm in New York.

[B]

Do you have an album you could listen to forever or you can't be put in that box?

[A]

I mean, I could never. Favorite album is so hard for me to say. I mean, Beyonce. Beyonce. Self titled album with the videos.

[B]

If you're watching the video.

[A]

Yeah, you get the videos too.

[B]

Okay. I mean, listen, I assume in the.

[A]

Afterlife levels by Avicii on repeat.

[B]

That's I. Only one song.

[A]

Jason Derulo.

[B]

I don't even need an old album.

[A]

Raina's got Jason Derulo's greatest hits. Oh, you know what my album is Be. This is my hack. By the way, my album is Homecoming, the live album by Beyonce. And when people say, what's your favorite Beyonce album? I say Homecoming because it is a little bit of a cheat because it's like all of her greatest hits. I mean, at that time. And it's got the live band and the marching band and all the things. And so that. That would be what I would listen to. That's my answer.

[B]

Okay, I like your answer. I just. I think in Eternity I should be allowed to listen to a bunch of stuff.

[A]

I'm dead.

[B]

I don't have that much. So I should be able to eat and listen to whatever I want.

[A]

100%.

[B]

But anyways, the movie Eternity by A24. It's in theaters everywhere this Thanksgiving. I very excited to see it.

[A]

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[B]

Yes. And we do love the long. But the Amaze puff coat also comes in a short and medium length as well. And they have 11 colorways so you can pick your perfect look. And I love the soft material and the thumb holes. I love a thumb hole. And they're weather resistant and if you can't tell, they are down jackets. So again, super warm. Like wearing a hug, you know, I'm.

[A]

Not a hugger, but I love the way this jacket feels. So maybe I'm turning a corner.

[B]

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[A]

Yeah, like it's funny again watching those old movies, you're just like, oh my God, the phones.

[B]

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[A]

Okay, so we have a Super bowl update. I'll have to talk about it if you're.

[B]

I can't wait to talk about it.

[A]

I know. It is so cringe.

[B]

So. Because all these people can't just, like, watch something else for 15 minutes.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Turning Point USA has announced a counter program to the super bowl halftime show. What is it like being this uncool? You can't have just, like, a little bit of fun for 15 minutes just shaking your ass to some Latin music?

[A]

Turning Point USA is putting on the not hot halftime show. As we said before, if you are boycotting the halftime show because you don't like Bad Bunny and you're just, like, racist and embarrassing, you are not hot. So they're putting on the not hot halftime show. Is it Kid Rock? Is he confirmed?

[B]

So no one is necessarily confirmed for you. People are speculating Kid Rock. They're not speculating anybody else. Because who would even tie their name to. Show me one music artist like Kid Rock, even if you are a huge Trump supporter. I.

[A]

Yes, you're so right.

[B]

I kept thinking, like, what music musical artist would tie their name to this?

[A]

I mean, for one reason, someone so new and not famous that just wanted the exposure. But the only person I could think of is Kid Rock. Toby Keith is dead. I mean, Carrie Underwood wouldn't do it. You know, like, I'm just thinking of people even who, like you said, are MAGA or openly maga, which not that many people that famous are so openly maga.

[B]

But even, like, big country stars have come out. Zach Bryan came out against maga. Zach Bryan aligned himself with our side.

[A]

Yeah. Anti ice. You love to see it, but you're so right. Who's going to do this? This is truly so deeply embarrassing and racist.

[B]

And they're branding. This is all American. They still don't know that Puerto Rico is American. Insane.

[A]

It's.

[B]

You guys are so embarrassing. Can't you just, like, have, like, a little bit of fun? Why are you so mad? Just, like, shake your ass a little bit. Why don't you use the next couple months to, like, listen to some Latin artists and have a little bit of fun? Put on Daddy Yankee Limbo and try to not have a good day.

[A]

I love people that are learning Bad Bunny songs. Like, there's this one video someone sent me. They're like, here, this is you leading up to the super bowl. And it was this guy trying to learn tt mebuanto and the way I want to play you a little snippet. It's so cute and funny. Julio's been doing it. Julio's like, I'm going to learn a song. Like, I think everybody. And it's also, you know, the whole thing is like, learning Spanish for the super bowl is also just a bit.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[A]

Like, these people are just like, how dare you suggest we learn Spanish for the halftime show? We're kidding. You can. That would be hot. That would be hot behavior.

[B]

Also, I can't stress this enough. I've said this last week. Also. I don't know a word of Spanish, and I belt these songs out in my car. I've been learning these words for 10 years. I don't know how to speak Spanish. It's so fun for me. It's the most fun music to dance to. It's my getting ready music. It's my get hyped for a date music. It's my car music. I mean, you can't be in the car for two seconds without me turning on some kind of reggae tone.

[A]

It's just fun. I know. Like, and I really. I hope they're regretting this because we. Yeah, because, like, this is not the flex y' all thought it was. No one's gonna do this. You are not gonna eat down with this. Like, this is gonna be bad.

[B]

Can you imagine? So you and I have had super bowl parties every single year together. And can you imagine, like, you tell a room full of people, like, we' turning off the Super Bowl. Listen, hear me out. We have to watch this.

[A]

Watching this and dragging this and roasting this with our friends is going to be honestly, iconic.

[B]

Okay? But we have to watch. I can't take away of you from the Super Bowl.

[A]

No, no, no.

[B]

So we'll watch it later or something.

[A]

Let's record it, however, and watch it after. Is like our little after party after the Eagles win. Listen, we're going through a rough patch, you guys. We'll come back on top. We do this every season. Don't get upset.

[B]

The Steelers are somehow doing well, and no one expected that.

[A]

I support that, you know, you and my mom, Steelers fans, we have to. I. I will be on the edge of my seat, like, can't wait after the super bowl is over, because what, It'll be open over at 5pm Pacific time. We will Sit down and watch this. I will be thrilled.

[B]

I just. I am chomping at.

[A]

I'll give them the view. I don't care.

[B]

I'm foaming at the mouth to see who's going to be confirmed for this. Who would do this? It's so embarrassing. It's not even like, aligning with Maga. It's just aligning with, like, you're not fun and you're not cool, and also, you're not hot and you're not hot.

[A]

And no one wants to come to your fucking super bowl party. Think about the super bowl parties that are watching the super bowl parties of the people that turn off Bad Bunny to put on this shit.

[B]

I don't want to be there.

[A]

You guys are so embarrassed.

[B]

And you've bad snacks. Can't even imagine the food at those super bowl parties. Fuck that super bowl halftime.

[A]

Okay, so that happened. And something happened that I did not see coming that was so thrilling. And this was Kristin Cavallari and Lauren Conrad reuniting, taking a photo, posting it on the feed. I also gasped when I saw it. This healed me.

[B]

It was. It healed all millennial females.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

This is the healing that we all needed. All women in our late 30s and 40s. I just. I loved it. Kristin Cavallari still dressing like she's in high school.

[A]

Yeah, she. You love to see it.

[B]

And this is to promote the upcoming Laguna beach reunion. They've been doing some fun promo. Kristen was doing this, like, voiceover with Talon that was really fun to watch.

[A]

And Kate Steinberg did a video with Talon.

[B]

Oh, she did?

[A]

Yeah. So Kate Steinberg and Chad, who were on Monday's episode. We hope you guys love that she did a promo for the reunion with Talon. I love Talyn's. A good follow up. No, I don't think this outfit's cute. I like Kristen's outfit.

[B]

So she wrote. Let's go back to the beginning.

[A]

What are you looking at? I'm seeing Kristen Cavallari's post. It says everyone can put away their team Lauren and team Kristen shirts now.

[B]

Well, E. News, Raina has wrote something different.

[A]

Raina is on the Fox News side of the Internet.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

With the alternative facts. Okay. So, yeah, so Kristen basically addressed that people were team Lauren, team Team Elsie, or team Kristen. And I mean, the comments just pass the vibe check. Just. I'm dying over the comments. Chewy, like, chewy like the dog stuff. Let the rain fall down and wake my dreams.

[B]

I have been, like, itching to go to Laguna beach because you Know, it's, like, very close to us. And, like, this really. This really served me.

[A]

Yeah. Just to marvel at this in 2025. What a blessing. So I'm excited. This line was so funny. It said that we pulled it from the article. It said others expressed their excitement that Kristen and Lauren, also known as Elsie on the series, had laid down their weapons once and for all.

[B]

So for mad, I guess they're like, mothers. I think there's, like, this notion that, like, this, like, like. No, all this was scripted.

[A]

Yeah. But I. You know, I listened to the whole first season of Back to the beach with Kristen and Steven, and the way she talked about Lauren was fine. Like, this was actually not so shocking to me because I've heard her speak about Lauren recent years.

[B]

If you're so mad at some girl that you were in a love triangle with when you were 15, get help.

[A]

Grow up. You're watching the Turning Point USA halftime show.

[B]

Seek help.

[A]

Absolutely. What team were you? Do you. Did you really skew one way or the other?

[B]

Okay. It was hard for me to pick a team because Lauren was clearly, like, Kristen was just such an alpha over Lauren. Like, she was always gonna win. And I hate rooting for, like, the. She wasn't a bully. I don't want to call her a bully, but, like, she clearly was the front runner. Yeah. She was the original mean girl. I hate rooting for her. But, like, Lauren just, like, didn't put up a very good fight, and I don't think she deserved it.

[A]

I couldn't relate to Lauren because she was bad at school. Was she? Yes.

[B]

She was, like, failing.

[A]

And so I couldn't decide who I was more like because I was like, I'm not quite Kristen. I'm kind of Alex. Kristen's friend. Alex. Alex. So Alex H. I'm Steven. I'm Talyn. I'm Trey. So Alex H. Who goes by Lauren now. I think Alex was her middle name. Whatever. Not Alex, who is the star of season two. Like, protagonist of season two, I guess. Al, you remember Alex Longblond here. She was tall. Like, she was sarcastic. She was a very secondary character, and she was, like, in the popular group, but she wasn't, like, the popular girl. She wasn't the homecoming queen. My story was very, like, all my friends were like the homecoming queens, and I was just like, their friend. But I never was, like, so much one team or the other to the point where I didn't like the other person. In terms of Lauren and Kristin, I think I was, like, fine for.

[B]

I agree I think gunned in my head if I was gonna, like, hang out with somebody, would've been Kristin. That was probably more my vibe in high school. Lauren was like, a little more like, good girl kind of. And that wasn't really my, like, vibe in high school.

[A]

In high school, yeah. But then when we got to the hills, like, I just. Lauren grew on me more.

[B]

I can't wait for this reunion.

[A]

Okay, well, we love that they laid down their swords. And Speaking of reality TV, love is blind. Denver Season 9. Truly the most unhinged cast I've ever seen. And you don't really know this quite yet. You've only watched a couple episodes, so.

[B]

I'm a little behind. I had a very busy week last week. Not that you didn't.

[A]

You filmed a special, but imagine saying that to me. Somehow I'm caught up.

[B]

I was on two people's special. How many specials were you on last week? Okay, just one.

[A]

So true. Right? We'll talk about it Monday.

[B]

I need to go to Britney's special and your special and be on stage.

[A]

Yeah, okay.

[B]

Yeah, I was really busy last week anyways, so I'm a little behind. But it's funny. Cause you were like, it's so unhinged. And I kept seeing all these memes, and I just. I had to get into it last night. I got involved and I fell asleep, like, towards the end of the second episode. But I was like, these people seem pretty normal to me. Pretty like, run of the mill. And I was like, why is it so. I am involved now in the culture and I've caught up.

[A]

You gotta. I mean, I'm fully caught up as of, like, not the new episodes that dropped last night. We're recording this on Tuesday. It is wild. And I've talked to people, our friends in Denver, and they're like, these are not Denver people. They feel conservative, a lot of them, which is crazy for Denver. Denver's so progressive, so crunchy. Like, I don't think the actual, like, Denver stereotypical people would have participated in this. They feel very young. They're wild. The stuff that's happening, like these. All these people leaving without saying goodbye. The storyline of Casey and Patrick and she. I'm going to give you. We're doing spoilers ahead. Raina doesn't mind spoilers. She welcomes them. I love her. But Casey leaves hours after she chooses Patrick. You're not even ready. You're not even ready for the way she acts. She's like, I watched the clips.

[B]

I watched the clips so I can.

[A]

Talk about it with you.

[B]

She's straddling him.

[A]

Straddling him. And being like. But no, I wouldn't. And he's like, wait, are we still together? Like, I. And people were saying he looked stupid. Not at all. Like, she's. He's picking up on her kissing and hugging him. Like, so there was that episode six. Six, which is when they're. The first episode. Episode five at the end with Casey and Patrick into episode six. Episode six is when they're in Mexico. Is one of the most unhinged hours of TV I've ever seen in this series. My fiance's been quoting stuff from it from. From Joe. Like, he's literally been like, we've been asking each other, are you coming in hot? You're gonna. You're gonna see. He was. He's been saying to me, have you ever woken up before? Like, some of these quotes are unbelievable right now. Like, it's just so wild. And then Edmund, he's like. Who probably is not stable enough to be on tv. And I do feel for him. He's, like, crashing out. Cause she won't have sex with him until they're married.

[B]

I really did feel bad for him. You and I talked about this. Like, I. It's hard to kind of watch. Cause he's been through so much trauma.

[A]

Totally.

[B]

You know, it was sort of the same thing with Shane in the Chicago season after his dad died. And he has come forward talking about how he's gotten up drugs, and he's sober now. And he's been talking a lot about that recently, about how he was, like, really not okay on this show. And, you know, people have to go through psych evaluations, and I'm not sure how they get passed to be put on national television.

[A]

But here's the thing, Edmund. People are. He's got a lot of trauma. So he's operating from, like, a trauma brain. He's not able to regulate his emotions. People are saying maybe he's on the spectrum, Which, I mean, I could see that as well. I will say, sometimes you don't know how you're gonna act till you're put in a certain situation. I'm sure that he kind of passed all their tests. And then he got put in this crazy situation, and all his trauma flared up. He's with this person. Like, it's a crazy. You need to be really stable to do shows like that. But super stable people don't make for great tv. So we're really watching these people kind of crash out in real time. Chelsea. I don't know if you knew this Chelsea from season four, who was with Kwame, is working on casting.

[B]

Yes, I knew that.

[A]

So she. I will get to my doppelgangers. But I think he reminds me of Kwame, and I'm like, did she cast him because of that? Also? Sparkle M3gan is a vibe because Chelsea loved pink and sparkle. Megan, like, once you kind of know that Chelsea was involved in casting, you kind of see maybe she made some of these decisions.

[B]

I. I do see what you're saying about Emin, that you see him initially and you think he'll make good TV because he's quirky. He's a little wild. Talking about eating boogers and just acting a little wild.

[A]

He, like, licked the floor.

[B]

Yeah. When he was on. All the other guys are like, bro, are you okay?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They don't seem like Denver people. They really don't.

[A]

They're not Denver people, though, because they start to be like, oh, I just moved to Denver.

[B]

Yes. None of them seem like Denver people.

[A]

Yeah. It's like, oh, Ally. No, she's. She doesn't even like Denver. That's the thing, Casey. Yes.

[B]

That girl does not live in Denver.

[A]

But, like, literally, you'll get to it. They ask Ally, like, do you like living in Denver? She's like, no, I'm here for nursing. Like, these are not Denver people. Nick, who is probably in the closet, but he's very. He's actually the most Denver of them all. You'll see. He has this house in the mountains. It's pretty baller.

[B]

He was wearing vests. He wore a vest in a couple of the universe. Also spicier than I'm used to. There was. I wrote these. Nick was talking about his chode. Annie was talking about working on her carpet. They were, like, talking about, like, masturbating.

[A]

But those are the two that bonded over, like, their kids not being gay. They're very.

[B]

It was very weird, that whole scene. And then Casey, she's like, I want to love you. I want to you. She said, I want to.

[A]

No, no. The dirty talking, like, the phone sex through the wall. Like, I almost had to turn it off.

[B]

You know, that'd be.

[A]

It would be. It would be you. I almost couldn't. I couldn't handle. My fiancee was begging me to turn it off, and I was like, we have to see this through. That is the most cringe scene I've seen in the history of the show.

[B]

Also, I've never seen anybody do that.

[A]

I respect it.

[B]

Meghan and Kieran were talking about if they hooked up, how sweaty they would be. We've seen people dabble kind of, but, like, so the behind the scenes is like, there are days when you talk about. They're like, this is the money conversation. This is the career conversation. They do talk about sex. I've just never seen it aired like this.

[A]

And full blown phone sex.

[B]

No one likes sending nudes and sexting and having phone sex more than me. No one likes instigating other people who.

[A]

Are like, I've never done this before.

[B]

To do it with me, I would never do this on national television. I mean, go off. But, like, it's just. It feels so crazy.

[A]

And he was not reciprocating at all. He was like, dude, that's awesome.

[B]

I was like, is he getting a boner? Like, did they, Like, I know I would do it, but I was like, yeah.

[A]

Are they going to zoom in on him?

[B]

No. Because then he leaned back and I was like, nope.

[A]

He should have put a pillow over it. I would love to see that. Sometimes they do be having pillows on their lap. So, in short, I mean, I like the season. It's entertaining. Me too. Yeah.

[B]

I can't wait to go home, watch it.

[A]

It's fucking weird, though. Okay, so I'm gonna do my doppelgangers. If you guys are new around here. I always do doppelgangers for Love is Blind. I think these people always look like other people. And I had fun with this season. Okay, so we are gonna start with Annie. Annie is Teemu Isla Fisher, specifically from Wedding Crashers, where she's just unhinged and feral.

[B]

You could see her. You could see that character also putting that wig on and shouting that hair be like, why don't you love Annie?

[A]

Lot of discourse. I know she's a hairdresser, but why does it look like it always looks like Annie? I think she's a pretty girl. She always looks like she woke up hungover. That's her overall vibe is there's like.

[B]

She'S in the bed.

[A]

She had a wild night.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Jordan. John Mulaney and Ferris Bueller. And my fiance said Pierre from the band's Simple Plan, which is accurate, but it's a little more of a deep cut. People may not know. Yeah, exactly. Okay, Joe, you might have to kind of really look this one up, but it is exact. Joe is Eric from Boy Meets World. They have the exact same face. Corey's older brother. They have the exact same face. We're going to do side by sides on YouTube for you guys. Edmund again. Really? All I got was that he reminds me of Kwame from. Kwame from season four. Okay. Casey. Heather from Selling Sunset. That's the exact same face.

[B]

That's the same face.

[A]

Some people say Kristen Cavallari. It's just. It's Heather. It's Heather. It's obviously Heather. Okay. Sparkle Megan.

[B]

I'm dying to know what you think.

[A]

She looks like every time she looks like someone new. So I'm going to go through my thought process. Sparkle Megan. My original thought right out of the gate was Samantha Jones. Kim Cattrall.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Then I pivoted. Then I pivoted. And this is a deep cut. You guys might not see it, but you just gotta hear me out on this. Jean Smart. She's Deborah Vance. They look alike from Hacks. Okay. I don't think everyone's gonna see it, but just. Just trust me on it. Okay. Then I saw Lauren Conrad.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Then I saw what everyone else is saying, and it's Diane Lane.

[B]

Why is she. Every one of these people. Why. How is she such a chameleon? I'm going, Diane Lane. Who was the first one?

[A]

Samantha Jones.

[B]

I think of all these people, Diane Lane.

[A]

That's what most people are saying.

[B]

Young Diane.

[A]

That's what Anoushka sent me. She was like, I took me so long to land on it, but it's Diane Lane. Okay.

[B]

You know, what I still don't understand is, like, what she does for work. She was, like, very vague about it.

[A]

She worked in oil. But people are saying, like, she did make some real money in her 20s. Like, she wants to come across like she's got millions.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Not a. Not. Not 100 million. She comes across to me like she's trying to come across that she makes a couple million dollars a year. Yes. But sometimes people act like that and they make $250,000 a year. But I. So I was curious which it was, and I looked her up, and people are speculating. She is in that, like, actually is, like, rich, rich range.

[B]

I liked when he was trying to guess what car she drives, but is.

[A]

It a Range Rover?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

She was in the wellness. She's in the wellness space. She said she's, like, launching a wellness company.

[A]

She got made money, and I think she made some money, 20s, and then, like, probably invested. I'm good with Sparkle Megan, by the way. Sparkle. Sparkle Megan.

[B]

Waiting on her.

[A]

I think people have mixed feelings. The Sparkle thing is getting old.

[B]

It's interesting, though, because, like, she's the one that had, like, three guys in the rotation. Like, all these guys are, like, really into her, I don't think.

[A]

I think the money thing's. It's weird. She takes them to this $2 million house. I don't know how staged it is, but it does seem like that's probably in her budget. Her budget is, like, 1.5 to 2. They go see this $2 million house, and she's just like, yeah, I got it. Like, it's big. And Carrie, like, I get it. Like, I understand a woman making more in a relationship and even buying the home, but a person you've known for a month, you're not buying him a house to live in with his son. It's just weird. Like, the show is so deranged that you. You're getting married to someone you met through a wall three weeks later. Like, you know. You know, I think it's a crazy concept.

[B]

I just. I would rather somebody find out that I make that kind of money than.

[A]

She definitely led with it then.

[B]

Yeah, she tells everybody and, like.

[A]

But it's her issue dating.

[B]

So, like, women have said to us for years, do you think men are intimidated by my success? And I've always said it depends on how you speak of that success. Some men are always gonna be intimidated by your success. Some men could never handle you making more than a dollar more than they do and having your own options financially. But this is a case of somebody. I think that the way she speaks about her success is off putting. Cause I think a lot of people would be like, yeah, I love that you're successful. I don't need to hear how much money you make.

[A]

Yeah, I know. Like being cagey about the car. All right, well, anyway, those are the doppelgangers. So, yeah, we're gonna keep watching it. I'm excited for the fresh episodes to drop, and we're excited to see what happens. Okay, we have a couple more partners, and then we will leave you guys with headlines. I am telling you guys about merit, beauty. This is a new partner for us. We are so excited. We are loving these products. So when it comes to makeup, what's in the formula matters just as much as how it looks. And, you know, you never know what you're gonna get these days. So many products are heavy. They're packed with ingredients you don't want on your skin. I mean, you really gotta think about it. You're putting this directly on your. It is sinking into your pores. You're out in the sun. It's baking into your face. So we really like to know that what we're putting on our skin is going to not be bad for it. And that's where Merit Beauty comes in. Merit is a minimalist beauty brand that makes elevated makeup and skincare designed to help you look put together in minutes. And I have been loving a few different products. So I love this minimalist perfecting complexion stick. A really big fan of that. Just to, you know, use as, like a concealer. Just bring it with you on the go and just touch up when you need it. Or their flush balm. This is like a great blush. I got it in one of their signature pink colors. It really just gives you that natural, healthy glow without overdoing it. One was sold every 30 seconds in 2024. That's how good it is. Can you imagine that? What the. That's crazy.

[B]

I wish we could sell vibrators like that.

[A]

I literally just thought that. And we love this great skin serum. It really is all you need if you want to do, like, a no makeup look. I'm obsessed. It instantly hydrates. It plumps for a fresh, dewy look. So if you're just, like, not wanting to do makeup, but you still want to have a nice glow to you, we can't recommend that enough. And then also, I'm really loving their lip products, so I love their shade Slick, which is a lip oil, but I also love their signature lip. It's like a matte lipstick that is such a vibe. So I got a red matte lipstick. I have not launched it yet. You guys keep an eye out, because I'm gonna go back to I used to do red, red lips a lot and that matte look. And I'm wanting to bring it back.

[B]

No, it's so perfect also for, like, the holidays.

[A]

Totally.

[B]

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[A]

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[A]

Telling you guys about Saks. We love Saks so much. So I just went to their site. We're getting a little bit ahead of it, but they have a holiday gift guide you guys are going to die for. I, you know, when I look at holiday gift guides, really good ones like this one, I want everything. It's, it's a problem. I'm like, I need all that stuff.

[B]

Oh, absolutely.

[A]

So I'm loving that. And this is where we've been getting so much of our clothes lately. We've had like a lot going on and we've just been loving it. They have so many different brands and such a range of prices. I mean, you can get your rag and bone jeans up to your Gucci sweaters and all. Everything you want to wear for work or play. They have stuff for kids. They have accessories. They have obviously fragrances, beauty, home, everything that you guys could ever want. I always pick a dress and put it up on the screen for you guys that I want someone to wear to my wedding. So I'll do that again today. All right. I'm going to pick this Zhivago.

[B]

Love Zhivago. That color Maybe I'll wear that. Perfect for weddings.

[A]

Die. I could die. So any wedding you're going to. Oh, my God. Head to Saks. Any special event. But of course, they also have stuff for you to wear. To work, to date night, to night out with the girls, to a workout. Everything you guys could want. We are just so obsessed lately with Saks and we want you guys to check it out, of course. For obviously the holidays are coming up, but all your fall trends, everything you need shopping is fun and easy. When you are shopping at Saks, you guys can head to Saks Fifth Avenue or Saks.com for inspiring ways to elevate your personal style every day.

[B]

All right. And we'll do a couple headlines and then we'll head out of here and send you guys off to your week. This morning, brand new headline. John Mayer is dating influencer Kat Stickler.

[A]

Yeah, Cat Stickler. We've talked about her. She dated Jason Tardick and they had a public breakup and we think she's so cute and fun and she's dating John Mayer.

[B]

We can't speak to whether we know this to be true or not, but all of her videos lately.

[A]

She's gotta be saying it. She can say it.

[B]

All of her videos lately are of her boyfriend.

[A]

Apparently not.

[B]

It's been like a dozen videos of her with this guy and it's not John Mayer. And this is as of like a couple days ago. And like, I wonder if John's like making her do it as a diversion there.

[A]

She's throwing us off the scent.

[B]

But there has been a man in a lot of her videos recently.

[A]

It's hard to.

[B]

I saw that come across my desk this morning. I was like, what?

[A]

Maybe she's just playing the field. I don't know.

[B]

She put this guy in her video.

[A]

Playing the field with John Mayer, you know. Okay, next, Taylor Swift announced a six part docu series, the end of an era. I feel like I missed this a little bit. I was just.

[B]

So it's about obviously the ERAS tour. There's gonna be full video of the actual set of her doing Tortured Poets Department. Her and Travis behind the scenes. I'm just, I'm really excited. This was the most incredible tour in the history of time. The amount of money it added to the economy, the amount of people that went to this. And I'm so excited to see a documentary about it. I'm so excited to relive it. I hope there's a version of this in theaters. I wanna go to it.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Yeah, but they're dropping it on. What is it? Disney. And the first two episodes drop around Christmas time. Maybe this will be our little Christmas watch. Okay, I cannot speak. I cannot confirm or deny whether that's the truth.

[A]

When's the trailer dropping?

[B]

Probably three months ago, six weeks out. So the first two episodes are on Disney starting December 12th. So maybe at Christmas time, you and me and your mom, that'll be one of our watches. Okay, but I'm just. I can't wait to see the behind the scenes of this. It was the greatest concert I've ever been to in my life. It'll probably be one of the greatest I've ever gone to. I can't wait to see it.

[A]

Okay, in the Golden Bachelors, Gary Turner says, x Theresa Nist should be worried about his new book, Gary sucks.

[B]

Did people need a book from Gary? No.

[A]

No one needs a book from Gary. Gary, get out of here.

[B]

Like, who was asking for Gary to write a book?

[A]

I know, and maybe he said that kind of maybe was taken a little bit out of context.

[B]

I always find that headlines are generally. That is the headline that every publication has run with. And it's the same thing as, like, there was this headline that Meghan Markle, like, begged to go to this Paris fashion Week show. She didn't. She texted designer, can I go?

[A]

Yeah, she said she invited herself. Anyway. All right, we didn't need Gary's book, but that's the tea. Girlsgottaeat.com, tickets to our holiday shows. We cannot wait. You know, we did drop a trailer more than two months out.

[B]

You can do that for shows.

[A]

Tickets. Okay.

[B]

Tickets to a live show, tickets to a concert. Totally different.

[A]

All right, so get [e-mail] we are girls gotta eat. Podcast on Instagram and TikTok. I am Ash Hess. Raina is Raina Greenberg. Subscribe on YouTube. Share this episode with a friend and we will see you Monday.

[B]

Have a great weekend, guys. We will be in Vegas. Yes. Follow along Third bachelor.

[A]

Our third bachelorette party is in Vegas this weekend. Stay tuned.

[B]

Catch us on stage at the chain smokers.

[A]

Bye.

[B]

Bye. Crying at.

[A]

The. Crying at.