The Snack: Bravo Leaks, Bougie Bachelorettes, and Celeb Couple Whiplash

Summary

Podcast: Girls Gotta Eat
Episode: The Snack – Bravo Leaks, Bougie Bachelorettes, and Celeb Couple Whiplash
Date: April 30, 2026

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Episode Overview

Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg return for a lively, pop-culture-heavy installment of The Snack, dishing on the leaked Summer House reunion, over-the-top bachelorette parties, major celebrity couple updates, recent reality TV news, and some delightfully unserious Bravo leaks. Along the way, they riff on the ethics of influencer brand trips, the evolution of breakup etiquette, and how social media continues to reshape personal and celebrity narratives. As always, their signature blend of humor, honesty, and side-eye keeps the episode both entertaining and insightful for anyone who craves dating advice with a hefty dose of pop culture.

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Main Segments & Key Discussions

1. Ashley’s Comedy Special Global Premiere

Timestamps: 00:19–03:31

• Ashley’s special Here Comes the Bride premieres worldwide on April 30 at 8pm ET on YouTube and May 1 on Prime Video.
• Special watch party with live chat (Ashley, her friends, fans). Commercial free for the premiere.
• Interactive element: Bingo cards available online and via Ashley’s Linktree for themed watch parties. "Shashank made bingo cards… you can play it digitally, or print them out if you’re having watch parties." (03:11, Ashley)
• Discussion of global time zones and where fans are able versus unable to watch.

2. Style & Self-Love: Raina’s Hair Reveal

Timestamps: 03:46–06:06

• Raina debuts a new shorter haircut (lob, not a bob), expressing joy and newfound confidence.
• Hair chat evolves into a discussion of beauty routines and the impact of small but meaningful personal changes.
• "I’m feeling sexually attracted to myself… Look at her go." (05:58, Raina)

3. LA Tour News & The Big Blue Bus Collab

Timestamps: 07:43–10:44

• Excited preview of their upcoming LA show for the Netflix is a Joke festival on May 7.
• Collaboration with Santa Monica’s Big Blue Bus—Ashley and Rayna’s faces will be on buses for a month.
• Animated storytelling about their newly minted “fandom” with the Big Blue Bus social media account.

4. Pop Culture Whiplash: The Celebrity Couple Report

Timestamps: 10:54–20:24

• The "Whiplash" of unexpected celebrity relationships and breakups:
  • Kendall Jenner & Jacob Elordi (unconfirmed): "The Kardashian-Jenner lineup is unbelievable right now… it’s like a Rubik’s Cube, you don’t know how this is gonna work, but I know it will." (12:12, Raina)
  • Kyle Cook & Meghan King Edmonds: Caught making out—cross-franchise chaos.
  • Harry Styles & Zoë Kravitz: Engagement rumors. Zoë’s engagement history discussed. “Leave some for the rest of us… I love her style, her taste in men. No notes.” (14:29, Rayna)
  • Dr. Dre & Michelle Saniei: Spotted together. Hilarious misreading of paparazzi shots (“I just saw two people in all black and thought funeral”—Ashley, 16:22).

5. Breakup Blast: Megan Thee Stallion & Klay Thompson

Timestamps: 17:09–20:21

• Megan’s public Instagram story about infidelity and heartbreak. Full support for Megan from both hosts.
• Reflection on how public callouts serve as both catharsis and accountability. “If you wanna treat me like this, people are going to know about it. More power to her.” (18:26, Rayna)

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The Viral Bachelorette Party Discourse

Timestamps: 20:33–30:16

• Bridget Falong’s (Acquired Style) Ultra-Luxe St. Barts Bachelorette: 20+ influencers, private jet, luxury villa, massive brand sponsorship by Swan Beauty.
• Discussions covering:
  • Internet envy and haters: “My algo is just like—just say you’re jealous and go. I’m jealous.” (21:49, Ashley)
  • Ethics of brand-sponsored excess vs. personal wealth displays.
  • The real, sometimes exhausting, labor behind influencer content: “To film all this every day, all these voiceovers, they’re working—it’s not just ‘look at all my money.’” (24:27, Raina)
  • Host personal takes: Would they trade a phone-free Dewey Beach for a work-heavy influencer jet-set? "No judgment either way. Some people would be like, 'I’m making the TikToks and going on the private jet!'… and some people are just like, 'Catch me on the pontoon.'" (28:36, Ashley)
  • Humor re: gift bags: “One of the gifts was a Goyard bag… Maybe I am making TikToks for this. Actually, I’m gonna walk this back!” (29:28, Rayna)

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Reality TV News Dump

Summer House Reunion Leaks

Timestamps: 40:45–47:09

• Major leak: Audio of the reunion posted online, with Ciara calling Amanda a snake; Amanda called out as “Wes’ side chick.”
• Bravo’s aggressive legal response ("Bravo took it more serious than the White House takes it"—Rayna, 41:41).
• Theorizing leak sources (production, an audience member, or possibly a makeup artist).
• Critical on-air defense of Amanda vs. Wes: “He refuses to be a united front… She is taking all the brunt of this. She’s not helping herself, but he is certainly not stepping up.” (46:49, Rayna)

Other TV Highlights

Timestamps: 34:55–39:17, 47:09–51:16

• Hulu Get Real event: Announcement rundown for upcoming shows:
  • Sierra Miller on Dancing with the Stars
  • House of Stassi (Stassi Schroeder’s new show)
  • Secret Lies and Mormon Wives: Orange County spinoff—debate on casting authenticity
• Funny AF with Kevin Hart: Netflix’s new stand-up competition. Praise for comics Usama Siddiqui and Caitlin Palufo.
• Apple TV - Margo’s Got Money Troubles: Elle Fanning drama about a single mom starting OnlyFans.

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Streaming and Book Adaptation Chatter

Timestamps: 58:11–60:53

• Verity (Colleen Hoover adaptation) trailer drops—Anne Hathaway, Dakota Johnson, Josh Hartnett to star. The book gets massive praise.
• The Silent Patient also entering adaptation with Anne Hathaway, Liv Schreiber, Kate Winslet.
• Devil Wears Prada 2 movie release imminent—hosts strategizing viewing logistics.

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Headline Hot Takes

Timestamps: 51:25–57:39

• Stagecoach Festival wind evacuation: Jokes about festival chaos.
• Sydney Sweeney’s pick-me moment: Going viral for sitting on Scooter Braun’s shoulders at a country set, alone. “Getting on someone’s shoulders at a festival… is giving speakerphone in public.” (53:08, Ashley)
• Trump Assassination Attempt Theories: Critique of politicized responses to the event and the “ballroom for President” push (“It’s so obvious. I don’t need to be a conspiracy theorist. I have eyes.”—Rayna, 55:12).
• Scientology Challenge: TikTokers sneaking into Scientology buildings and filming themselves getting as far inside as possible—hosts both amused and slightly concerned.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “Just say you’re jealous and go. I’m jealous.” (21:49, Ashley)
• “If you wanna treat me like this, people are going to know about it. And I think, good. More power to her.” (18:26, Rayna, on Megan Thee Stallion’s breakup post)
• “You could draw dicks on my face...” (09:53, Rayna, on the Big Blue Bus ad campaign)
• “Getting on someone’s shoulders at a festival… is giving speakerphone in public. Like, why do you think you get to do this and block everyone else?” (53:08, Ashley)
• “Bravo took [the reunion leak] more serious than the White House takes it.” (41:41, Rayna)
• “He refuses to be a unified front with her. She is taking all the brunt of this.” (46:49, Rayna, on Amanda & Wes on Summer House)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Ashley’s Comedy Special Info: 00:19–03:31
• Bachelorette/Influencer Brand Trip: 20:33–30:16
• Summer House Reunion Leak: 40:45–47:09
• Bravo & Hulu Reality TV Updates: 34:55–39:17
• Megan Thee Stallion Breakup Story: 17:09–20:21
• Celebrity Couple Updates: 11:05–16:48
• Sydney Sweeney Festival Controversy: 51:25–53:15
• Trump Assassination Attempt Reaction: 53:28–56:40
• Scientology Challenge Trend: 57:39–58:11
• Book Adaptations Verity/Silent Patient: 58:11–60:53

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Tone & Takeaways

Ashley and Rayna deliver their takes with warmth, irreverence, and the kind of inside-joke shorthand unique to best friends and seasoned pop culture commentators. Personal anecdotes are interwoven with snappy commentary, ensuring everyone is in on the joke—even if you’re just tuning in for the first time. The hosts deftly balance empathy (especially during breakup discussions) with healthy cynicism and enormous humor, providing both escapism and genuine reflection on the realities of social media, relationships, and modern fame.

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For future episodes, tune in every Monday for dating discourse—and every Thursday for The Snack’s pop-culture playground.

Transcript

[A]

This week on the snack. Bravo. Leaks, Bougie, Bachelorettes and breaking couple news.

[B]

This is a dear media production.

[A]

Enjoy.

[B]

This week in America. Also worldwide. You're special today.

[A]

Worldwide special premiere. Lots of confusion. Here comes the Bride premieres tonight. If you are watching listening to the snack on Thursday, April 30, it will premiere worldwide on YouTube at 8pm Eastern time. So whatever time that is in your city, it's a quick Google. So it's 5pm Time zones in L. A.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

It's 10am on Friday in Australia. Ish. Depends on where you are.

[B]

For example, did not think you were going to pick Australia number two.

[A]

A lot of people messaged me from Australia number two. Our biggest markets are outside of Canada which aligned on time zone. So they get it. I'm thinking the farthest away place where we have a lot of listeners and viewers.

[B]

You're starting the furthest and coming the other way.

[A]

I had no plan. I just people I've been getting messages from you guys from Australia.

[B]

They're like if you're looking from California and then if you're looking from Australia,

[A]

so you can't watch it on YouTube in China, Iran, Turkey, Turkey's Turkey and Russia. Unclear. Okay, so you guys let me know. Eritrea and North Korea, Uzbekistan and North Korea.

[B]

So I'm so sorry, you probably don't get the podcast.

[A]

You're probably not getting the podcast there. You don't get. There's no Instagram in Russia.

[B]

That makes sense.

[A]

Yeah. So you guys don't even know. You're not even knowing. But yes, I am just so excited. And just to make it super clear, it will be on prime video Friday, May 1st. So if you want to watch it that way, you can. I wanted to announce that if you watch it tonight, you'll be watching it with me. I'm going to be live in the chat, my friends are going to be in there. Shashanka is going to be in and it's gonna be commercial free.

[B]

Oh, that's amazing.

[A]

So some capitalists may criticize this, but I really wanted to disable ads for the premiere. I really wanted there to be no interruptions and I really wanted to have this completely ad free, commercial free experience for the premiere. So I can't recommend it enough to watch it tonight when it premieres. And then of course it's Gonna Live on YouTube. So whenever you wanna watch it, you can. You wanna watch it again, you wanna watch it every day, please watch it every day. Please put every device in your house on comes to the bride Running. That's something my family's gonna be doing. Yeah.

[B]

So I'm gonna do.

[A]

Yeah. Rack the numbers up. So just wanted to let you guys know all those details. And then one really fun thing is this is our friend Taylor's idea. She was like, do here comes the bride. Bingo. So Shashank made bingo cards. Okay. And you can play bingo. You can play it digitally. He made it so you can play it online. He built this site out, of course, just over breakfast. And you can also print them out. So if you guys are having watch parties, you can print out the bingo cards. There's like five or six different cards. And then it's all st or stuff that happens in the special and it'll spell out like bride. But bingo basically just, you know, middle is a free space. Then you just play it while you watch.

[B]

That's so cool.

[A]

It's so fun.

[B]

Drop the website.

[A]

That's gonna be my link tree. So I will be posting stories about it. But Ash Hess is my Instagram and all the stuff is in the link tree. YouTube link, Prime Video link will be there when it's on prime and then the bingo cards. And it's just a site that you go to and you guys will be able to figure it out. He made it really easy, I think, for everybody to play bingo.

[B]

I'm really excited. I wish I could be there. I'll be watching at 5 o' clock for the premiere. I'll just be my hotel room, of course. What else am I going to do?

[A]

Playing bingo in the chat.

[B]

I'll talk to people also in the chat and I'll just be in my hotel room.

[A]

Okay. Yes. I am so excited. I obviously dressed for the occasion.

[B]

Feel great.

[A]

Which you guys should be watching on video Today, Spotify or YouTube, because your hair.

[B]

Oh, I was like, oh, we're doing me now.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Surprise. I cut all my hair off. I'm so excited. I've been wanting to do this for a long time.

[A]

So good.

[B]

I have, like, I mean, obviously have tons of extensions in. And I was like three weeks away from getting them just replaced. And I was like, why don't we just see? And then I could always, like put extensions back in and oh, my God, I'm just so happy. I feel lighter and fresher.

[A]

So great.

[B]

So happy.

[A]

Do you think there's any guys watching that are like, oh, I wouldn't have noticed. Do you think? I'm sure there probably male viewer right now that is like, oh, I did think she looked kind of different last week.

[B]

I'M sure that they won. Also, our business manager called me while I was in the chair, and he's like, hey. And I was like, I'm getting my hair cut. I actually am just, like, chopping all my hair off. And he goes, okay, anyway, so I'll talk to you later. I was like, do you understand what a big deal this is? You just blew it off.

[A]

Raina, sometimes you'd be saying stuff, and that was a crazy thing to tell Scott. Like, you thought he'd care.

[B]

I pay him to care. I pay him to care about everything we care about.

[A]

No, but it looks really so good. You did the right length bob. I told a friend. I didn't want to say anything, but I did tell a friend who we really trust their opinion that you were doing a bob. And she was like, I have to talk to her. She was worried it was gonna be too short. She just felt like with your face shape, you needed this length.

[B]

So my hair girl, mk, she was like, let's go longer. You can always go shorter. And I was like, yeah, of course. And, like, I wanted to be able to curl it. And she was like, what you're showing me is a lob, not a bob. We don't wanna do that with your face. She was like, let's just do a lob shorter than a bob.

[A]

A lob is shorter, Isn't it? Long bob?

[B]

I thought it meant lob it all off.

[A]

Should it be a slob if it's short? Knob. Damn. Okay. A lob is short.

[B]

I just thought she meant, like. That meant, like, lob it all off.

[A]

I think lob is long.

[B]

Whatever you call it.

[A]

She said, let's go longer, so it looks amazing. I think about this all the time because every time I see a woman in the arts do this, it looks so great. Our friend Kate Steinberg did it, and she's been posting content that you just keep wanting to go shorter.

[B]

I'm good.

[A]

I don't think you're gonna feel like that.

[B]

I'm feeling sexually attracted to myself. I just, like, feel like that. I'm just like, look at her go.

[A]

That's the thing. I think you feel like that.

[B]

I do. Like a cunty bomb.

[A]

I love it. It's. Yeah. Like, I think of Kelty Knight from Lady Gang, and I love hers. And I just don't know. I just think it's a risk for me. I don't know what would happen. Well, you don't have some weird cowlicks.

[B]

You don't have a thousand extensions in your Hair. So, like, it is more of a risk. Also your hair. We have Nutrafol today as a sponsor, which we'll talk about in a second. But your hair looks great long. I'm, I've.

[A]

It's. It's happening this. I really have, like, done so many things and I keep gatekeeping and I'm not trying to. I'm going to do a whole series after my special comes out. I've been busy because I've done a lot of things. And the silk pillowcases and the Nutrafol, obviously, and like shower filters and just all products, all kinds of things.

[B]

Well, it looks great. I love it.

[A]

And the hair Botox, my hairdresser did like a. They call it hair Botox.

[B]

Anyway, well, if you wanna see my hair tomorrow night in Chicago, I have four shows. Three are sold out. The only one available is Friday night, the second show, the Den Theater. So that's May 1st tomorrow. And I'm not gonna tell you which show it is. I mean, Ashley knows, but a person that I wrote a significant amount of the hour about is gonna be in one of these shows. And I'm like, very excited. And it's an interesting feeling to be like, I'm gonna perform this in front of him. And maybe that's Friday, the second show. Maybe you guys be there in the room with him. You don't know.

[A]

One show with a few tickets left.

[B]

Yeah, maybe it's not show.

[A]

This is marketing.

[B]

I mean, it is true, but I'll never tell, so.

[A]

And raina greenberg.com.

[B]

that's it. Yes. Great. Okay. So, yeah, we'll thank our partners and then we'll get into it. Thank you to Rocket Money. Reach your financial goals [e-mail] GGE and

[A]

thank you to FP Movement. Go to fpmovement.com to shop their full line of activewear and workout gear. And also get the FP Movement Berries collab at Barry Studios in the US Canada, UK and Dublin. Goblin while it lasts. And thank you to Nutrafol. Get $10 off your first order and free shipping at Nutrafol.com with code GGE10. So we are doing a little photo shoot today. That's another reason why we are all dolled up. And it is with the big blue bus, which is the bus that runs all over Santa Monica and West la. And we are going to be on the bust for our show here in LA with the Netflix is a Joke festival, which is going to be next week, Thursday, May 7th at 7pm at the Palace Theater. You guys can still get tickets. Find the bus. See the link. No, the link is girls gotta eat dot com. So you guys can get tickets. And we can't wait to see you there. The Chippendales will be with us, so we of course support the bus. The big blue bus. The safe, affordable, convenient, a sustainable alternative to driving regular fare is only 125. With your tap card or mobile ticket takes you everywhere. I follow them on Instagram. Like, I follow the city of Santa Monica because I support my city.

[B]

When you told me you were a fan of the Big, I was like, raina, don't even. They're fans of me.

[A]

Let me talk about it.

[B]

So what happened was I'm a fan of them too. I just didn't know there was an Instagram for the bus.

[A]

So I see this reel one day. It's the city of Santa Monica. They've collabed this reel with a big blue bus. And it was funny. It was like a spirit tunnel parody kind of thing. So I just like it.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

They comment back. Ash House is in the comments. The bus, the big blue bus.

[B]

Like, you just don't think it can happen.

[A]

So then I'm like, wait, the bus is a fan? So then. So then it turned into like, every time I see the bus, like, those are my fans. Those are my fans. Like, to see the bus, I'm like, that's my fans. So I just had this, like, thing with the bus. I'm like, I love the bus even more. They're everywhere. Obviously, I live in Santa Monica, so I reached out to the bus. You guys want to get a collab going? We have a show in la. So now we're on the bus. I just.

[B]

It's a thing you don't think you could do. You know what I mean?

[A]

Yes. This is so Carrie Bradshaw. We're going to be on this bus. Somebody better not draw dicks on our faces. I will lose my mind if someone.

[B]

You could draw it on mine.

[A]

This vandalizes our bus.

[B]

So we're about to get microphones and a penises.

[A]

Like, if you follow on Instagram, there's this one, like, post they have, like, here's all the restaurants we go to. It's all like the best restaurants. Just hop on the bus. Their Instagram's like, yeah. Yes. So the service to every 10 to 15 minutes on most routes. And you guys can visit bigbluebus.com and use their trip planner to plan your next ride. But just look out for our bus. So that ad is going to be on there for a month. So if you guys are in and around the west side and you just see us, it's gonna be the whole side of the bus. And we're doing the shoot today as we record and just watch our Instagrams. Watch this space for the photos and the video. I can't believe it.

[B]

We've made it, actually. I'm so amped.

[A]

Yeah. So every time you guys see the bus go by, just be like, those are the snack heads.

[B]

Yes. Tag blue bus and tag us.

[A]

If people find this bus and, like, tag us, I will die.

[B]

I'd be so happy.

[A]

And then we'll see you guys at the show next week.

[B]

Yeah, it's gonna be great. So. All right. We're gonna get into it. There's a lot of stuff happen. We missed you guys last week, and we're really just excited.

[A]

We really Today. Yes.

[B]

So we're gonna start with a whiplash report. Also didn't see that coming. Report, Couples Edition. There's a lot of crazy shit happening with couples right now.

[A]

Literal whiplash on some of these. Like, I didn't know that this was happening. Or it's just things have escalated.

[B]

Some of it is unsubstantiated. We're not sure.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Okay. So the thing that we're not 100% sure of, Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi. People have said that they have, like, getting to know each other. I mean, the Kardashian lineup. The Kardashian Jenner lineup is unbelievable right now. This is going to be one of the better ones that they've had. Lewis Hamilton, Timmy and Jacob Elordi.

[A]

We're in a simulation. This is not everything is orchestrated. This can't be. Like, of course it's Jacob Elordi. Right? Like, of course.

[B]

Of course.

[A]

It's always just the most famous person that fits aesthetically. They found the short king for Kim. They found the best F1. F1's never been hotter. They found the driver to be with Kim. They found the tallest movie star to be with Kendall. Still the Kylie and Timmy choice. Because they're choosing all these people. They're matching them. Right. Like, the Kylie and Timmy choice was surprising, but it works so well. You're looking at.

[B]

It's like a Rubik's Cube. You're like, I don't know how this is gonna work, but I know it will. I guess I have to say, I

[A]

do love Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi. Well, as two unbelievably hot tall people. Get together quite like myself and my husband. You know, I support it. And they are Cancer and Scorpio.

[B]

Is that good?

[A]

Yeah, sure. Like, I'm a cancer, he's a cancer, she's the Scorpio. I like this pairing.

[B]

Yeah, me too. Women's gotta be a Scorpio.

[A]

Yeah, exactly. He's a June Cancer, so you know how we feel about that. But it's okay, you know, so we like this picture. Overall, I think those two worked well together. I thought Shashank was a Scorpio initially, but he's a Libra, which is fine. Which tracks, but it's okay, you know? So good. Best of luck to them.

[B]

Listen, we all have disappointments in life and then, you know, upticks. Last week, we didn't have an episode, so Kyle Cook and Meghan King Edmonds, not a couple, but were making out in the street outside of this party for Page Six, which is. I mean, that is like a level of Bravo, world colliding I never saw coming. Wait, who was that? She was a real housewife of the OC and she famously uncovered that Vicki Gunmelson's boyfriend Brooks was faking a cancer diagnosis. And listen, she also lost custody of all her children, but never saw it coming. Regardless.

[A]

So her and Kyle might not be, like, the best parents. Yeah, but good for them.

[B]

Well, she doesn't let Kyle Cook. I don't think she has her kids anymore. They're with her father. Like Kyle Cook. And then third, unsubstantiated, but probably true. Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz, allegedly engaged after eight months of dating. She is sporting an engagement ring that people are saying is at least half a million dollars. It's beautiful.

[A]

But it's. We're not sure.

[B]

Neither have confirmed. But, I mean, she's wearing an engagement diamond ring on. On that finger.

[A]

Well, she's used to that. She's been engaged three times. Really? Three times? Yeah. So who are they? The first one was someone named Carl Glusman, a Jew. And the second is Channing Tatum.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Which, when I saw this news about Harry Styles, I was like, is Channing okay? Like, does he need consoling? As my lifelong hall pass, I'm allowed

[B]

to be there for him.

[A]

So check on Channing, everybody. And then third, Harry Styles. So she loves to be engaged.

[B]

She does also leave some for the rest of us. I think that she was, like, allegedly also dating Jacob Elordi. People did not say that that was true. They had a movie together that they were shopping around, kind of looking like that they were dating.

[A]

Well, we. We talked about this before. I just love her taste. I don't know about Carl Glusman, but hold on. Because she was like to Drake, wasn't she?

[B]

And then we went through the whole thing and I don't remember now, but I love her style. I love her taste in men. No notes.

[A]

Okay. Carl Glesman. He's an actor.

[B]

Okay. Does he look Jewish?

[A]

He is Ashkenazi Jewish. Nailed it. He also is French. Finnish. No, you don't need to. Who cares?

[B]

Okay.

[A]

He is in some movies that I don't know about. No shade. But Carl and Channing are doing okay. And I love her. And Harry Styles. I couldn't love that pairing anymore.

[B]

It's cool. You never saw it coming. So maybe this is old hat for her. She's like, I'm not engaged. I'm not.

[A]

I'm not. Yeah. Okay. And next is another one. I'm. You got to explain to me. Yeah, Obviously I know Dr. Dre, but he was holding hands at a funeral with Michelle.

[B]

I didn't actually know this is her last name. Michelle Sinai. I thought it was Michelle Lolly. She is Jessie Lawley's ex wife from the Valley, which is a show I truly cannot get through. My God, is that trash? She and him had a really volatile relationship. He accused her of cheating. He does it repeatedly on the show. They have a kid. It's, like, pretty sad to watch because, like, you're just watching them bury each other on this television show and you're like, you guys have kids. But I don't know. Dr. Dre is, what, in his 60s? She's early 30s. It just seemed to come out of nowhere. She is a real estate agent, allegedly. So she probably doesn't meet a lot of people around la. What's happening?

[A]

I just thought they. Why did I say they were at a funeral?

[B]

Why did you think they were at a funeral? You know, it didn't even cross my mind to ask you.

[A]

They're just.

[B]

They're just getting out of an suv. They're just leaving.

[A]

Nobu dressed in black. I'm sorry, you guys, look at these

[B]

photos on the screen.

[A]

It's giving funeral.

[B]

I get it.

[A]

Why? I just saw two people in all black and everybody behind them in black.

[B]

They're in. There were three security guards, all in black. They're both in all black. She's also wearing a black trench coat. Okay.

[A]

Literally. And there she's looking down. You guys, I. What is. Sometimes you're like, why does my brain work like this? They're, they're just leaving Nobu.

[B]

I didn't.

[A]

And I was like, at all. They're at a funeral holding hands. Like, I'm making it my own fan fiction. Just because people are dressed in black.

[B]

I was like, that makes sense. It's L. A. Why wouldn't Michelle and Dr. Dre be at a funeral together? Spencer Pratt's about to be the mayor. Like, it's crazy.

[A]

Don't get me started. We'll talk about that. Maybe we can save that for next week. That's a whole nother can of worms.

[B]

But these are all these unexpected alleged couples. And then we're gonna end on the big couple news.

[A]

Yes. So this is upsetting news. And this is Megan the Stallion calling it quits with Klay Thompson after nearly one year of dating. And she just went full send on her Instagram story. It said, cheating. Had me around your whole family playing house. Got cold feet holding you down through all your horrible mood swings and treatment towards me during your basketball season. Now you don't know if you can be quote unquote, monogamous. I need a real break after this one. By all, I think collectively our hearts broke for her. I mean, Megan the Stallion I do think is like America's sweetheart. She's so good hearted. She has lost both of her parents.

[B]

I know she had a tough. She had tough life.

[A]

She wears her heart on her sleeve. You really my emotional. You really want to see her find love. I mean, do you remember her cooking Thanksgiving dinner for that man?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And his fans. Like, you can tell she was in love. You can tell she thought this was

[B]

probably endgame and everybody else did too. Like, the Internet went wild for this couple and everybody was like, really cheering and they were so public about their love and their affection for each other. Like, they were really in front of the cameras a lot being like, this is it. This is endgame.

[A]

You know, And I was trying to think about this because when you go public like that, you want to be as sure as you can you're not going to get back together with them.

[B]

I mean, I think some people do this kind of publicly to hold themselves accountable.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Because it is, it's just, it's interesting to rush to Instagram and do this. And I think you should do whatever you want. And honestly, I will watch from the sidelines forever, but it is this knee jerk reaction to just get this out there and be public. And it seems like sort of like a badass move to be like, you're not gonna do this behind Closed curtains. If you're gonna. Behind closed doors, either works. I love a curtain. I love a curtain. Okay, you can't do this to me and think that this is gonna stay hidden. Like, if you wanna treat me like this, then people are going to know about it. And I think, good. More power to her. But sometimes we do do these things, and then you digest it a little more and you're like, I don't know, maybe I was a little rash. I don't think she was.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, I think I talked about this on the podcast before when I saw this girl do this and put this guy on blast for cheating. It was insane. I remember sitting at the Cheesecake Factory. I remember who I was with. I was in Atlanta, and they got married, and it was just like, oof. Like, her family was in the chat. It was crazy. And then they ended up getting. That's crazy. So I hope Beyonce can be there for Megan. I hope that Megan plays Lemonade just on repeat. Nothing helps you get through a breakup more than Lemonade. And then she's got Beyonce hopefully in her corner. I just. I love their friendship.

[B]

And then Shakira reaches out. Also famous.

[A]

Shakira. Shakira.

[B]

Yeah. Right.

[A]

So she left Moulin Rouge early. So she was in the Broadway musical, and she was scheduled to be in it through May 17, and she left early, and she was really emotional. And I don't think she specifically said it was because of this, as far as I know, but she did get, like, sick on the set. It says she was transported to a hospital that they identify having exhaustion, dehydration. So again, I don't want to misspeak, but it sounds like just a lot going on. Maybe she just needed to get out of this early. And she was a really emotional exit. And she was wonderful in it, of course, and people are going to miss her, but that's what's going on with Megan. And just, you know, we wish you all the best, hottie. The snackheads and the hotties are. Are rooting for you.

[B]

There's better men out there.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Athletes. Just.

[B]

Yeah, it couldn't be me. Also, I'm not hot enough to date an athlete, but if I ever was, I would think twice.

[A]

I would think twice. Okay.

[B]

The bachelorette party heard round the world this weekend acquired style. Bridget Falong. She is a New York City influencer. She has millions of followers. And Ashlyn, I don't know her personally. She seems. She's just like a blonde, West Village girly kind of. You know, that.

[A]

Yeah. She's like, 28. And so again, Raina said acquired style is her handle or her brand. And then. And now she's leaned into this acquired a husband thing, which is very cute. And she went on this bachelorette party that just went viral for obvious reasons.

[B]

I was hanging on at first. I came across my desk and I was like, I don't care about this. This is just like, cute little social media girly is just being cute. And then, like, everybody on the trip is also an influencer, so she's a twin sister that also has a gigantic following. Kit Keenan, who is Cynthia Rally. Cynthia Rowley's daughter's on it.

[A]

Like, years ago, she posted about Girls Gotta Eat. She was like a listener of Girls Got Eat. Oh, yeah, she was on the Bachelor.

[B]

And she's a cookbook. She's so cute. So there's a whole bunch about 20 girls on this bachelorette, and every second of every day, there was another TikTok. So I couldn't escape it. So I was like, it's time to lean in and look at all these outfits and the gift bags. And basically, Swan Beauty, which is a beauty company, sponsored this whole thing. They got them a private jet down to St. Barts.

[A]

Yeah. That's the whole reason the private jet to Saint Barts is why this went viral, pretty much. I mean, you don't see that. And these 20 girls, and it's just people descended on it. But, Raina, I will say my algo is pretty positive. I know people are hating, and of course people are gonna hate. It's just, like, rage made for some people. But my algo is just like, just say you're jealous and go, I'm jealous.

[B]

I'm jealous as I have ever been. One of our girlfriends texted us and was like, raina, if you ever have a bachelorette, can you do. Could you please do a private jet? And you were like, what is this? And both of us just leaned in and, like, it is around the clock content. And I'm just like, I wanna be on this so bad. They went down to St. Barts, this villa that was like. Like, people are throwing different numbers around, saying that, like, the flight down, there was $85,000 for the flight and 50,000 for, like, the four nights in this villa in St. Barts. Who knows? The gift bags were crazy.

[A]

Yeah. And so they've been making a ton of content, and people are hating from outside the club that could never get in. And I just, you know, if I don't love, like, wealth hoarding wealth flaunting like, the excess. Especially in today's climate, I think things can feel tone deaf. This feels different to me because this is a brand trip and this was paid for by this other company, which is, by the way, it's like this beauty mirror. This AI beauty.

[B]

So Swan Beauty does this AI mirror. It's $800.

[A]

Okay. And it analyze your face.

[B]

It analyzes your face and gives you tutorials for professional makeup artists. Includes makeup shopping app.

[A]

We don't need to be doing it for them.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So my point is they are so excited to be on the jet. The. The energy is relatable. Like, they're so excited. Like, everyone would go on this trip. Like, anyone who's trying to hate you would take that trip in a minute. Also, it's paid for. Like, I prefer this over you bringing all your girls to pay for all of their travel and yours, which some people choose to do. Whatever you want to do is fine. I personally wanted to cover things on my bachelor how to make money, and people are traveling for me and changing then, like, taking off work for me. Like, I want to cover some things. I want to be generous, whatever. But this just is such a different energy than a lot of these celebrities and influencers who give off the. Just another day on my private jet and my 27 Hermes bags behind me. And they're going paid for by this brand and are so excited about it. And I think it's fun to watch.

[B]

I think it's fun to watch. It's also, I don't want to be like, the person to be like, just remember it's work. But it is work. It's really hard to build a following.

[A]

It is.

[B]

You have to do a lot of brand deals. You gotta do a lot of outreach. You gotta do a lot of back and forth and negotiating. And then, by the way, like, nothing sounds worse to me, by the way, than making like eight TikToks a day. Personally. That's work. It's a lot of work. So to film all this every day, to get every girly, like, together in an outfit, back and forth, all these voiceovers, they're working. It's not just like, look at all my money. It's like, I'm working for this.

[A]

Yeah. So whenever things like this happen and people make a bunch of content surrounding a milestone event, there's always naysayers that are like, oh, you have to, like, make content. You can't enjoy the moment. You're not in the moment. You're gonna ruin the milestones because you have to Document it and make tiktoks and stuff like that. I think there's a line, you do whatever you want on your milestone. But I saw Eli Rallo, who we love, who we've had on the show, post about this, and she was like, there's people, the same people typically, who are like, influencing is not a real job. Tiktoker is not a real job. It's what. It's so easy. Like, that kind of energy. Like, anyone can do this. What? Like, it's. It's so hard. The same people that are like, how could you do this during a milestone moment? It's like, is it hard or not? Like, is it so easy? Anyone can do it. Then it shouldn't be a big deal that we can just bang these out during a milestone moment. I don't wanna misspeak on her, but now I'm kinda adding my own flair into it. It's just like the people that do this, a, they like to do it, and if you don't wanna do it, you don't have to do it. Don't make that your job. And don't go on the trip. Like, we were on a trip recently and there's tiktoks being made, and people came up to me and said, can you say this thing? I fucking love to do it. Like, girls have been making content with their friends since the beginning of time. We used to have camcorders out the sleepovers. Like, this is not something to hate on. Like, if you don't want to go on a trip and make tiktoks around the clock, then don't go on the trip. But don't hate on people who are enjoying doing this. And especially in a bachelorette. I was saying to you, a bachelorette? What were we doing on bachelorettes in our 20s? Just getting drunk, bottling alcohol, just getting drunk. I mean, other stuff too. And I mean, I love these. I think it's really important that you can disconnect and be present, especially with your girlfriends, with your partner, with your family. Like, it's super duper important. Like, no one wants to be constantly making content on their phone. Like, you gotta find the line, you gotta find the boundary. It's very important to be present without phones and have those connections. Those are the best times on any trip are the, like, sitting around talking. Nobody's on their phone, nobody's documenting, and nobody's making content. I wanna be super clear, but it's just like, when we get down this whole, how could you TikTok the whole time? It's like, it's not the whole time, it's not that big of a lift and who cares if they're having fun?

[B]

I agree. I mean, listen, it's not my dream to spend all day, every day making tiktoks. Everybody around me is making tiktoks. Then I wouldn't accept a trip that was worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. But if I accepted a trip worth hundreds of thousands, especially truly, once in a lifetime thing, all my friends could come. I would work that whole trip and I would expect my friends also. And to your point, it's not second nature to me. I'm not a 28 year old TikToker. I don't bang these out every five seconds. If it was second nature, like maybe it wouldn't feel like work.

[A]

People who are good at this, let me tell you, they get it done quick, it's efficient, they give you your line, it's like not invasive. I mean, I'm sure there are sometimes it is, but I don't know. I mean, I think there's a lot to be said for being in the moment all the time at all these things. But it's just, I, I just, I don't really love the critique, but. Right. I am so. I am laughing, comparing it to my bachelorette, like Dewey beach, like on the pontoon boat, like, I'm dead. Like I did a few different bachelorettes and the Vegas one was bougie, but the Dewey beach one was just like us on this, On a pontoon boat playing flip cup. And these bitches are on a yacht in Singapore.

[B]

Listen, I don't, I'm going to be honest, I don't know if, gun to my head, if you said to me, you can go on this trip, you go on this private jet and this beautiful location, but you need to make five TikToks a day for four days in a row. Or you could go to Dewey beach, pay a couple bucks, but you never have to take your phone out if you don't want to. I don't know which one I would do. Which would you choose? I don't know. I mean, I'm not good at making tick tocks, so.

[A]

But, and, and like, I think this is nice for us to have this conversation without judgment. It's just like, what would you choose? And no judgment either way. Some people would be like 100, I'm making the tick tocks and going on the private jet.

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

And people would be like, I'm absolutely not doing that shit and catch me on the pontoon?

[B]

Yeah. Was it a pontoon?

[A]

It was like.

[B]

That driver was hot.

[A]

It was like an XL pontoon.

[B]

Do you remember that driver? One of our listeners DMed me and was like, I know that driver. I fucked him.

[A]

Do you remember? Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes. No.

[B]

He was great, but yes. I think it's funny to just be like, listen, no judgment. Whichever one of those adventures you want to choose, it's probably not for me, but. But I don't know. That PJ had a hallway. It had two bathrooms. The bedroom was insane. All the gift bags. One of the gifts in the gift bag was a Goyard bag. That was a $2,500 bag.

[A]

Nuh.

[B]

One of the gifts in the gift bags for 20 girls. What? Are you hearing me? Like, maybe I am making tiktoks for this. Actually, I'm gonna walk this back.

[A]

Well, I don't.

[B]

I'll suck everyone's dick on that plane for that gift bag.

[A]

Not to be a hater, but I don't love Goyard. But I do did wait in line on the street in Beverly Hills to buy Shashanka wallet.

[B]

I waited in the car while you did that.

[A]

So we would take the guard bags and you would sell them for us. Sell everything that you could sell. Everything. Reina is making money on that patch thread. You are absolutely going. You're taking the gift back.

[B]

Affiliate links every Thursday.

[A]

Find it on Poshmark.

[B]

No, literally, like, people give me stuff. It's on Poshmark in minutes.

[A]

So, yeah, just, you know, let people live and just clock it when you're jealous.

[B]

I'm so jealous. I want to be as hot as those girls. As young and on a pj. Now I'm hot.

[A]

Okay, let's just take a quick break and then we will get back into it. So I'm going to tell you guys about neutral. So, yeah, I have, you know, I will hype myself. My hair has been looking better, and I. I really went through a period where I just noticed so much shedding. My hair changed completely and I've done a number of things. But Nutrafol, I feel like, is the cornerstone. Like, that's what I take daily. My four capsules. I take the women's formula, and I can't imagine my life without it. So that is a great place to start if you were dealing with any sort of thinning, shedding, hair issues. Nutrafol takes a proactive approach to target the root causes. Clinically tested formula, and it is the number one dermatologist recommended hair growth supplement brand and it's the number one hair growth supplement brand personally used by dermatologists. And we've talked to plenty of dermatologists and that is absolutely correct. The doctors are using this one and recommending it. Nutrafols Hair growth supplements are peer reviewed, NSF certified for sport and clinically tested. Different formulas to find the one that fits for you. The women's, women's, vegan, women's balance, postpartum and men's. And it's just super easy. Like I mentioned, you take those four capsules. I take them usually morning after breakfast. Easy to add your daily routine. You don't need a prescription. Automated deliveries, free shipping to help keep you on track. And there are some perks. When you get a neutral subscription, you can save up to 20 and get added perks to support your hair health journey. So you can let your hair be one less thing to worry about. See visibly thicker, Stronger, faster. Growing hair in three to six months with Nutrafol For a limited time, Nutriful is offering our listeners $10 off your first month subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code GGE10. That's Nutraful.com spelled N U T R A F O L.com promo code GG10.

[B]

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[A]

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[B]

So last week there was an event called Hulu Get Real. And basically it's an event for Hulu to announce all their upcoming project shows who's gonna be involved in them. So first up they announced for Dancing with the Stars Sierra Miller, which I love. This journey for her.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Better than the Bachelorette.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. I'm just so excited to watch her on Dancing with the Stars. Oh, my gosh.

[B]

I know. And Mara Higgins, both from Traitors. Both stars are traitors. Yeah. Sierra and her Stassi Schroeder is back on our television screens. House of Stassi. I'm very excited. So our really good friends Taylor Donahue and Taylor Strecker are on the show with her. Katie Maloney is back and this is the first time she's gonna star in her own reality show. And we're working on getting her on the show. I'm trying to figure out where we're gonna be.

[A]

So we were hanging out with the Taylors when they were here filming it. They were on our podcast, Taylor Strecker and Taylor Donahue a few months ago. That's why they were here in la. We all went out afterwards, we watched the Eagles game. And so they came. Couldn't say what they were here for. And I think it's very funny that they're like, we can't believe we kept this secret this whole time. And then when we, even when we recorded them, we were like, can we say, you know, I think we teased it a little bit, but that's what they were here for. And it was filmed here and we can't wait to watch it. And yeah, I can't wait to have her on.

[B]

She's one of my favorite reality stars. I mean, of all. I mean, it's her and like Kristin Cavallari. They're the goats, I have to tell you.

[A]

So I went out with all Shashank's co workers last week for Happy hour. Like 12 people. Like all these dudes like, like work in like automotive and tech. And there was like two women there aside from me, but like all these guys. This one guy, I really liked him. He's like a 23 year old kid he works with. Shashank says something like, Ashley, he watches Love is Blind. You guys should talk about Love is Blind. So we're chatting a little bit about Love is Blind. And then he was like, do you watch Vanderpump?

[B]

And I was like, what?

[A]

And he was like, I just started like my girlfriend got me into it, this thing watch 23 year old tech guy.

[B]

It's like, do you.

[A]

Do you watch Vanderpump? I would whiplash Reina. This kid.

[B]

I must have misheard you. That's crazy. They were honestly, that's one of the. One of the best reality shows. Maybe the Best that's ever been created.

[A]

It was very funny. I was like, I can't speak to you about this, but I just thought it was a funny, funny moment.

[B]

This is not new news, but Secret Lies and Mormon Wives Orange county spinoff has been announced. Macy's sister is going to be on the. This. Bobby Altoff is going to be on this. They are all. At first I was like, are these people Mormon? But they are all Mormon.

[A]

They're not all Mormon.

[B]

I've read on this article that says they are.

[A]

They're not all. Bobby Altoff is like, Christian adjacent. Or they're all just like, somewhat Christian. Like they were raised religiously. But Bobby Altoff is not Mormon. Really?

[B]

Yeah. Because People magazine says a new group of dynamic young mothers in Orange county collide in a community where beliefs are not just their religion, it is their identity.

[A]

No, she is not Mormon. She's never been part of it.

[B]

You guys, don't listen to what I said.

[A]

She describes her childhood as very Christian.

[B]

Interesting.

[A]

Yeah, so it says that it's a mix of influencers in California with and without ties to the Mormon community.

[B]

That is so funny.

[A]

Like, I don't like, how's this going to go? Like, I don't know. The whole point is that you're Mormon or you were raised Mormon. Like, now we're just people who were brought up religious. Yeah, same.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I just think that's the hook. Like, now it feels like they don't all know each other. I mean, this was the critique on Housewives of New York City. I mean, I don't. You know, I don't want to speak out of pocket. I don't know that much about it, but it's like, it used to be so great when they really all knew each other and they were all connected. I mean, this is why Jersey Shore was such a hit. This is why Real Housewives of New Jersey is such a hit. Like, it's better when these people actually know each other and they're in and out of each other's lives. When you put a bunch of people together that you just cast a reality show, it doesn't work as well. So I'm really not trying to hate on it. Cause I obviously love the original show, but I don't know that's gonna work as well. I don't know if they're gonna really have that same lightning in a bottle with this one. It's just.

[B]

It's a mashed up ensemble cast and you can't really manufacture, like, years of having been integrated in each other's lives.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And they're not even. It was sort of like. I thought it was weird. I mean, Bethenny Frankel was the first Real housewife of any franchise that was cast that was not a mother or a wife or an ex wife. And that was an interesting choice. They just cast this, like, single girl and a Real Housewives show. And I didn't have a problem with that, I guess. I mean, it worked enough. I mean, it still was interesting. But this sort of feels like this show is called Mormon why you should be Mormon.

[A]

Well, if you guys aren't fucking each other's husbands, I don't want it. Like, that's how. That's how it started. That's how we got Mormon wise. It's like, where's the tea?

[B]

Like, this is just girls.

[A]

Yeah. Girls in the OC and then, so speaking of Mormon wives, Jessie Draper was. What is happening? So she was making out with Marciano.

[B]

And Hulu.

[A]

Get real. Just outside. Not just.

[B]

Not just him. Okay, so she is making out with Marciano. There's all these videos. It's one of the biggest. It's the biggest press event Hulu does for the year. The Kardashians are there. Like, everybody. Stassi's there. Everybody's there. And she is just making out in the wild and then leaves.

[A]

And she's on a date making out with Marciano.

[B]

Marciano. And they're, like, taking all these photos and posting them again. They've been posting tiktoks, like, holding hands, running around. And then she leaves, and she's on a date with this guy who was on Taylor Frankie Paul's season of the Bachelorette, and he's posting photos of them holding hands, kissing at dinner. There's a photo of them, big heart above her face. Good for her. She is running around. She's like, no one could hold me down. I'm single. I'm gonna do what I want. I hope Jordan sees this.

[A]

It's giving chase. Who she also shot with. I'm obsessed with this.

[B]

She's never looked better. She's. She looks so happy. And she is just running trained to this country.

[A]

She's running trained. Oh, my goodness. I don't know if Raina knows what a train is. Okay. Anyway, Jesse's getting it in. We love to see it. Feeling herself.

[B]

She's the train.

[A]

And America. Trains run on her.

[B]

America.

[A]

Okay, so let's just give a quick summer house update. So Summerhouse reunion filmed, and all this audio has leaked so One main audio leak and then a few more that are not as good. So the original audio leak, which feels a little dated by this point, and it was just Ciara calling Amanda a snake. And then Amanda, you used to be a wife and now you're Wes side chick, basically. And Wes doesn't say much, doesn't defend her. Kyle calls Wes a schmuck. I think, like, it's just, you know, the tea is hot. And obviously people had a lot of mixed feelings about this leaking. And just like, you gotta be such a piece of shit to leak this, you know? But then everybody's like, okay, well, now we're even more excited about it. And Bravo came out, made a serious statement about it.

[B]

I mean, the tone of the Bravo statement was so serious, like. Like, the war plans were leaked. Like Donald Trump's. He tweets the war plans every day.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Bravo took it more serious than the White House takes it. Yeah. I mean, they were just like, we will find who this is, and you will die. You will die tomorrow.

[A]

It was a threat.

[B]

And people were saying. So people trying to analyze this audio, obviously was a member of the cast. Production was somebody's makeup artist. Because the sound sounded like relatively like you were getting the same amount of sound from each person. Like, it came out of a monitor.

[A]

Oh, I thought people were saying it sounded like it was obviously way more on, like, west and Amanda's side of things.

[B]

On one side, people thought it was West. I thought it was somebody's makeup artist.

[A]

I just assumed it was Bravo.

[B]

So Andy came out yesterday and said, first of all, the Bravo confirmed it was a member of production. Production and also an audience member. Figured it out.

[A]

What do you mean, figured it out?

[B]

Like. Like some person who follows it watches. Like, they figured out clues and gave it to tip Bravo off. Like, this is who did it. Oh. And they won't give any more details, but they were just like. I mean, the girlies obviously are the FBI 100%. They figured this out.

[A]

Someone watched a cameraman recording this. Probably like that. That, like, gives me chills in the best way. That, like, someone in the audience, like, saw someone.

[B]

No, no, this is not. Sorry. This is not a live studio audience. It's somebody who, like, watches Bravo, listened for, like, audio cues or must have known. That's cute. I love that theory.

[A]

But there's no audience.

[B]

I don't think it's in front of a live studio audience.

[A]

No. Did they used to. No.

[B]

To my. So Andy Cohen is. He's done hundreds of sing at the Bachelor Watch what happens Live is in front of the studio audience. This is not and has never been. They take it so seriously. I mean, they're not gonna let 50 people into that room. Can you imagine?

[A]

Okay, you're right. You're right. Oh, God, you're right. Yeah. I mean, you could NDA everyone up.

[B]

But, I mean, I don't think it's that big of a deal. It just makes me more excited to watch it. I mean, I think that the overall feedback of the tone was that Amanda doesn't seem that remorseful. She's very defensive. She really does not like it that people say, like, you were married, you're still married to Kyle. Which I actually am on her side about that one. As soon as I say I'm not with you anymore, I'm not gonna. I don't need the weight for. For the state to sign paperwork for.

[A]

Well, I mean, divorces can take a decade.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

So I am with you on that. Yes.

[B]

That is. I've never actually, in, what, 10 years watching this girl on television. I've never heard her stick up for herself. Her husband is screaming at her, you're a stupid fucking bitch. On national television. She's like, sometimes it be like that. And I understand what it's. I have empathy for what it must be like to be in a verbally and emotionally abusive relationship like that. Sure. But this is the most I've ever heard her stick up for herself.

[A]

Herself. Okay.

[B]

This situation with West.

[A]

Right, Exactly. I just cannot believe I just. And then she's leaving the reunion wrapped in a blanket. And then people speculated it was a Lola blanket, and Lola was like, that's not a Lola blanket. They really threw that shade.

[B]

Well, you see how she dresses. I was like, that's just our outfit. Wes just like.

[A]

He's.

[B]

His mouth is open.

[A]

He's, like, just walking out his mouth breathing just like they're. He is just grossing me out. Like, I have. I've never feel like I've turned on someone this much, where I'm like, I'm repulsive, pulsed by this whole situation.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, the whole season playing out is like a horror show. It's crazy to watch it now. And, like, he really. I mean, you and I were talking about this.

[A]

He.

[B]

He can't really cop to anything. The way he frames apologies is like, you're really upset about my behavior, and that's making me really sad. It's like, oh, we have to talk about you now.

[A]

I've done a thing that upset you, and now I'm Upset. It's insane.

[B]

It's just, it's interesting. Listen, I don't think that anybody should be, like, burned at the stake, you know, But I do think, unfortunately, on reality television, this is what you sign up for. This is what the paycheck is for. You have to, like, answer for your sins and you have to stand on that stage and talk about your behavior. And I don't think that everybody should be treated like that, but that is what the paycheck is for. And interestingly, Kyle tweeted out this morning about west at the reunion. He's all pr0 intention and integrity. The reunion was a brutal beatdown and I can't recall a moment when he had Amanda's back.

[A]

Well, that's the thing. A of lot. Like, where is the. Like, I love this woman. I mean, people would respect it more at least.

[B]

I've never thought in my life, I'd say, at least Tom Sandoval. I never thought I'd start things like that. He seemed distraught, beside himself. We're in love. Crying. I mean, Raquel, I mean, she doesn't even have two brain cells to rub together, but the two of them seemed. Raquel seems medicated. So does Amanda, probably.

[A]

Yeah. And people are saying she could be on the wrong meds. I said, saw some tiktoks of just like, she could be, like, really something's going on with her. Like, medication that has caused her to, like, not care about anything and it can alter your brain chemistry. I'm not like, defending her behavior, but people are suicidal, on the wrong meds, you know, like, it completely can change who you are. Anyway, I just saw that take.

[B]

I mean, my first thought, the first audio was she's on beta blockers. I mean, anybody with mental health issues would take beta blockers before being in a situation.

[A]

Even, like, just the wrong cocktail of whatever she's got going on on. But yeah, like, I think they would gain more respect with just like, them being a unified front. Him defending her in any way. He's such a bitch.

[B]

I know.

[A]

Like, that's the whole thing. It's just. That's what's giving me the ick more than anything is just this, like, cat, this the cowardly, like, oh, what, like, victim. Can't it just. That's what I'm just so bothered by.

[B]

It doesn't surprise me. She just chose, like, younger version of Kyle. She, like, if you've never been treated well, how do you even know what it's like to be treated well? But, like, he does refuse to Be a united front with her. And she is taking all the brunt of this. She's not helping herself. But like, he is certainly not stepping up and saying, like, this is the woman I love. This is who I'm gonna be with.

[A]

Okay, so just a few more TV things. So funny. AF with Kevin Hart has premiered on Netflix as we record. They just dropped episodes five and six, so they dropped one through four. And it's a comedy competition. They go to, to New York, LA and Chicago and they are picking 10 comics and the winner gets a Netflix special. And I watched the first four episodes, the 5 and 6. They're doing a roast, so they're roasting Marshawn lynch and I can't wait to watch that. But this is. I really enjoy the show. We know a lot of people on it. So they start in New York and I see that Usama Siddiqui, who has been on our show years ago, back in 2020, I see that he's on it. I'm like, he's gonna win this whole thing. I mean he's, he should already have a Netflix special or whatever special. He should already be famous. He's so, so funny. And then I see Caitlyn Palufo, who I also know from New York, been on shows with her and whatnot. And I'm like, these two are going to run this show.

[B]

Run train.

[A]

Sure, run a train on this show. And they are undefeated. They are crushing it. There's a lot of other amazing comics and some of the LA comics I know, Andrea Jin and Steve Fury is this really nice guy. Tata. Yeah, Tata from New York. And a lot of people didn't make it through to the second round, but like just seeing all these people we know and it's really a great show if you like comedy. I mean, you're watching a lot of these comics, like best material, they get to do these five minute sets. And you know, some of it feels a little. Some of the commentary can feel a little forced and judged and corny. Like even between Kevin and the other judges, sometimes you're like, oh, okay, okay, come on. But overall, it's a good watch and we just love watching Usama blow up like he should, and Caitlyn too. And so we just wanted to shout that out. You guys should check it out.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And Margo's got money troubles. Loving this. This is on Apple tv. Elle Fanning. And this is a book. But she is a young mother in a college dropout and she starts an only fans account support her child. And I'M loving it. It's such a great watch.

[B]

Have your Apple TV login?

[A]

Yes. No. Well, do you. You get a free Apple TV with your Chase card?

[B]

Do you know this forever?

[A]

It's for the year at least. Oh, let me.

[B]

Okay, let me.

[A]

You got to link your chase.

[B]

Yeah, get in there. Okay.

[A]

Link your chase and. But no, I was bummed. We got invited to this premiere in la, and we're really sad we couldn't make it. We were in Mexico. But we just are loving the show. And we love Elle Fanning. There's a there. Elle Fanning, Jakota Fanning. They're all on the COVID of Elle. I think I bought it in the airport. And I just love to read an interview with them and, like, everything they're doing.

[B]

I'll make this quick. Euphoria, what are we doing? I just. I won't talk about this every single week. It's just. I was really looking forward to this week's episode. It's the wedding episode. I just. The looks are so amazing. I'm just. I'm so sad about this show. It is so stupid. And I accepted that this was not gonna be the show that I loved, and I rewatched a couple episodes from the first season to be, like, how it is so wildly different. Like, it's just none of these characters have anything to do with each other, and they change who these characters are, and it's so violent and gratuitous. For what reason? It's so bloody and disgusting.

[A]

That's crazy what you're saying. Like, it's bloody and disgusting. I mean. Yeah, I mean, I watch a show

[B]

about high school kids. Why? And I just. I was saying to you, I can't decide, like, what I hate more, but I. I think I hate the remake of Euphoria more than I hate what they did with Sex and the City.

[A]

To Bold statement.

[B]

I still felt like I was sort of watching the same show with Sex and the City. Like, it's shot the same. The characters are the same pretty much. I mean, they cannot stop talking about how old laneys they are. I don't like that. But, like, Euphoria, I'm just like, I don't know what this show is, but, like, you guys couldn't just, like, make a good show. I was trying to be like, if I watched this without ever having watched the other seasons would never turn this on. So anyways, that's my thoughts and feelings. And just to tell you so Zendaya famously, like, will not be in scenes with Sydney Sweeney. It's hysterical. And even the ensemble cast. Wedding scene. Zendaya is not in any. They have her, like, quote, un. Like, leave the wedding for a work thing. And she's like, not at the rest of the scenes.

[A]

Really? Okay, so it's like, it is obvious.

[B]

It's obvious. Obvious. Yeah.

[A]

Okay, well, we're gonna move into headlines, and I do want to tell you something about Sydney Sweeney. I don't know if you saw this, so let's just kick it off with Stagecoach. What happened?

[B]

So they had to evacuate it. So what? Due to wind.

[A]

I'm not into extreme winds. We had a festival get canceled. Totally went all the way to Vegas for. Because of fucking wind.

[B]

It was really crazy. They did end up reopening it, but the wind just gets really violent there. And all these people are, like, into this for Coachella. I don't know. It's. I don't have to make fun of people for, like, the amount of money they spent on this. It sucks. It's a bummer. But that's the headline. They just had to evacuate it. There was, like, big signs everywhere. Uber drivers were like, it's $1,000 to get you out of here. Like, you know me. I don't like festivals because I don't like being trapped somewhere. It's just.

[A]

It's my worst nightmare in the desert in the middle of nowhere. Okay, well, I got to show you this. I could not even believe what I was saying. Is this. AI, did you see this? Sydney Sweeney on Scooter Braun's shoulders? Oh, no, I did not see this during Ella Langley. No one else is on shoulders. This famous person being as. Look at me as she can.

[B]

Everybody else is like, what's going.

[A]

And she's looking around like, are you. Is everyone filming this? Are you guys getting this? It's so cringe.

[B]

No one's. No one is doing anything except for even scooters, like, in the middle of the day.

[A]

It's a country artist. This isn't the time and the place to be on shoulders. Getting on someone's shoulders at a festival is giving speakerphone in public. Like, why do you think you get to do this and block everyone else? It, like, you're really small, and so is she. Like, I get it. Sometimes you're like, I just want to see a thing. Can you put me up on your shoulders? It feels like it's more appropriate at night. Everyone's all drugged up and drunk, and it's like an EDM vibe. Like this country concert, middle of the day. Sydney Sweeney, huge movie star. Put me on your shoulders so everybody can look at me. Are you kidding me?

[B]

Queen of the Pick me. And it does not surprise me that she did stage coach over Coachella. Feels a little more maga.

[A]

Hot take, obviously. All right, well, speaking of maga, Trump survives a third assassination attempt and then calls for a protective ballroom the next morning.

[B]

So if you guys are watching this, the White House correspondents dinner was a couple nights ago and there was a assassination attempt. The third one. It's crazy because there were none for Joe Biden and Barack Obama. All of a sudden the Secret Service has no idea what they're doing. Apparently. There's just all these Assassi attempts.

[A]

Three unsuccessful assassination attempts. I bet. And the fact that people's first reaction is that this is fake is because all this administration does is lie. And Gaslight is sick in the first place.

[B]

Totally.

[A]

And like, even the reactions of people. And then they had someone saying on Fox News that they were warned ahead of time by Carolyn, I love his husband. And they cut that call off real quick. And there's all these clues to it. And I hate to be a conspiracy theorist, but it's just like, I don't. The whole way this has played out is he was told he couldn't build the ballroom. He. He never goes to that dinner. He goes to the correspondence dinner. For the first time there's an assassination attempt. The way people react is not how you actually react when there's an active shooter in the place. And then they're like, this is why we need the ballroom. Like, all these people are talking about all these right wing influencers who even like, were told to tweet this stuff out about the ballroom. Like, all of a sudden, everyone's like, this is why we need the ballroom. This is why we need the ballroom. What the fuck are you talking about? And to use this to justify a ballroom with a bunker under it while kids are getting shot and killed at school, Dozens of kids every year shot and murdered at their schools is just disgusting. It's so vile. Like, the President needs a ballroom, but we can't protect kids at school with sensible gun control. Fuck all the way off.

[B]

It's so insane. It's so obvious. If you just. I don't need to be a conspiracy theorist. I have eyes and I'm watching the reaction of Donald Trump in that room. They get J.D. vance up out of there way quicker than him. He is sitting there. He's probably taking a nap. He just was.

[A]

He was just asleep.

[B]

Yeah, he was just out the lunch. I mean, no one looked that concerned, but they certainly get J.D. vance out of there quicker, which makes no sense at all. He kind of just like walked out of there. Nothing so crazy. And just to be clear. So can you explain to me the ballroom thing? So it did break ground, right? And then someone stopped it.

[A]

Yeah, Federal judge blocked it after construction had started. It started. And now obviously the DOJ is saying this is, like, why we need it. I mean, it's insane. It's insane that they're using this, that this could have been orchestrated. We don't know for sure. To try to push through this fucking ballroom, which never should have happened in the first place.

[B]

Also, this ballroom will take years to build. He will hopefully not still be the President.

[A]

Right.

[B]

For a third term.

[A]

And that's just so insane. Like, we have historical data. Like, this is. You don't need a ballroom to protect the President. You could have had better security at that dinner.

[B]

Every other president has.

[A]

Yes. Like, this isn't a thing. So I don't know. I hate even talking about this. It just like, makes me. It gets me all worked up. But I'm also just like, this is so. I don't know. It's all just theatrics and a diversion. Yeah, a diversion. And now they're trying to cancel Jimmy Kimmel again. So Jimmy Kimmel did, like, through these roast jokes, and he called Melania an expected looking. She had the glow of an expectant widow. Hilarious roast joke.

[B]

And this was days before the dinner.

[A]

Yeah. And so then she tweeted out to cancel Jimmy Kimmel. So now that they're trying to cancel Jimmy Kimmel again, it's just deja vu with these people. Assassination attempts and canceling Jimmy Kimmel is all they do. So that's happening. They are reviewing it. So you don't know what's happening at this time, but who knows what's going to happen? I mean, everything's like, so corrupt anyway. But that's what's going on in the MAGA world. And one thing I just thought was really funny was there's this Scientology challenge. Tick Tockers are sprinting through Scientology buildings in viral run. Challenge trend there. So they're walking up to the Church of Scientology, usually in la, and filming themselves trying to get as deep inside as the building as possible before being stopped by staff or security. I think some people are taking it too far. And they're, like, trying to look like they're burglars and, like, don't take this to unsafe levels of Course I saw something pieces that were like, this is dangerous. But anyway, so some of them have sprinted full speed through lobbies and down the hallways. Others have rolled in on skateboards.

[B]

Have you been to the one in Silver Lake? It's crazy looking.

[A]

Many attempt to weave past church employees before being caught. Just like dodging people left and right. The goal stays the same regardless of method. Get as far inside as you can with the camera rolling them. Post the footage. This is insane. Like Scientology challenge. This is something you would do as a Scientology Challenge expert. But it became the target because it says it's. They're known for their secrecy and all this restricted public access.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

The fact that they were like, you know what? We're getting in there and we're gonna.

[B]

As deep as possible. It's so funny.

[A]

I mean, the buildings mostly in la.

[B]

Well, the main buildings are here. They're so scary.

[A]

Yeah, I know. And lastly, something else a little scary is the Verity trailer has dropped. So Verity is a book by Colleen Hoover. First Colleen Hoover book I ever read, which is a real departure. Departure from her other books. And she self published this because it's not in line with her, like romance. It's a thriller genre. It's an insane thriller. And so it's going to be starring Anne Hathaway, of course, just because she's got everything and Dakota Johnson and Josh Hartnett is back.

[B]

I was obsessed with Josh Hartnett.

[A]

Yeah. And it's so creepy. Like, the book is phenomenal. I can't recommend it enough. I'm obsessed with the book. But the trailer, it looks like they're making it like. Like really like the book is a thriller, but this looks like a horror movie.

[B]

It really does.

[A]

In the best way.

[B]

It's like the third book I ever read.

[A]

And it's so good.

[B]

I think about it. Like, when I think about books, I miss like being like. I miss like not knowing what happened. Like, that is one of the books. So I highly recommend we both do reading the book and then going to see the movie. It looks great. And that's out, what, in October?

[A]

Not for a while. Yes, it is October 2nd. And we recommend Verity and also the Silent Patient, which also is gonna have Anne Hathaway, right?

[B]

I think so, yeah.

[A]

Hold on. Am I making this?

[B]

No, I saw it. It's just not 100% confirmed, but it probably will. She also just bought the rights to something else I like. What was it? A couple days ago we were like, what the fuck?

[A]

Okay, well, it can't not be Said that Devil Wears Prada, too, tomorrow.

[B]

So I'm trying to go. And no one will say yes. No one will come with me. I am on tour with this guy. I asked him. He was like, I'm not doing that. I asked Matteo Lane, who has a show at the Chicago theater this weekend. I'm doing a little bit of a smaller venue, but I asked him if he would go with me on Saturday. So if no one will go with me, I'll go alone.

[A]

But why don't. Can we go together? I can't go this weekend.

[B]

All right, then we'll plan.

[A]

I'm in Phoenix.

[B]

Okay, we'll plan.

[A]

Not for shows or anything. Don't worry, you guys. But just watch my special. So, yes, just Anne Hathaway update. She is set to star as the main character in the Silent Patient alongside. I'm so excited about this. Liv Schreiber and Kate Winslet, it.

[B]

Nailed it. Shriver's perfect for that.

[A]

The Silent Patient is incredible, too. You guys should read that. Little harder. Read bigger words, longer sentences.

[B]

You said that you were like. It's like a little slower to get into it, but I really loved it. No, not slow.

[A]

It's. I just. You. I can't skim it. It's a little. The writing is more intelligent. It's a higher level than Colleen Hoover.

[B]

Yeah, you told me to wait until

[A]

I got through Colleen Hoover. Colleen Hoover can catch a stray. I don't care. But I love Verity, too. Totally. Okay. And then Devil Wears Prada. So we'll keep you guys posted when we see that and review it. I mean, I hope it lives up to the hype.

[B]

I love it so much. I can't wait.

[A]

Okay, well, before you guys watch any of those, watch my special Here Comes the Bride. Tonight is the premiere on YouTube, 8pm Eastern. It's linked everywhere you can find it. But my YouTube is Ashley House of Tyne should be really easy to find. And you guys can see Raina in Chicago and check raina greenberg.com for her tour tickets. My website is Ash Hest. The special is linked on there. There's no excuse if you can't find where to watch this. And hopefully you guys will watch it tonight with us in the live chat. And if not, you can watch it anytime on YouTube worldwide and then on Prime Video starting on May 1st. Girls gotta eat.com, we will see you next week at the Netflix's Joke Festival show here in LA on May 7th at the Palace Theater. Find us on the Big Blue Bus and watch on YouTube. So subscribe, watch on Spotify. Share this with a friend and we will see you Monday.

[B]

Have a great weekend. Guys.

[A]

Spring just slid into your DMs. Grab that boho, look for that rooftop dinner, those sandals that can keep up with you. And hang some string lights to give your patio a glow up. Spring's calling. Ross, work your magic.