The Snack: Cardi B Trial, Love is Blind UK, and Celeb Parents Oversharing

Summary

Girls Gotta Eat: The Snack – Cardi B Trial, Love is Blind UK, and Celeb Parents Oversharing

Podcast: Girls Gotta Eat
Hosts: Ashley Hesseltine (A) & Rayna Greenberg (B)
Date: September 4, 2025
Format: “The Snack” – a lighter, Thursday pop culture episode

Episode Overview

Ashley and Rayna return from summer break for a pop culture-packed “Snack” episode. In their signature comedic style, they recap their chaotic work/life schedules, then dive into trending headlines: rumors about Kris Jenner, wild Cardi B trial moments, the latest Love is Blind UK gossip and couple makeovers, plus celebrity parents oversharing. Listeners get loads of hot takes, playful banter, and a handy dose of doppelgänger spotting for this season’s reality TV crop.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Summer’s Over: Escaping the Vacation Blues

[00:10–01:54]

• Ashley laments summer ending ("I hate it. Summer is over," 00:14), and Rayna jokes about her flexible “chunks” of work time.
• Playful debate on holiday work schedules:
  • Rayna mentally checks out before Thanksgiving, fully returns mid-January.
  • Ashley points out how busy they are in December with holiday shows ("We have cried and melted down... most years," 01:35).
• Sets a tone of “real talk” mixed with humor about the entrepreneurial grind.

2. Pop Culture Ketchup: F1 Movie, Brad Pitt, & ‘It Ends With Us’

[02:08–05:28]

• Ashley is obsessed with F1 (the Brad Pitt racing film), calling it the action movie of the year ("I could go two, two and a half more. I loved it so, so much," 02:27).
• Compares F1’s plot to Top Gun Maverick: older hero returns, rivals-turned-allies.
• On movie taste:
  • Ashley: "I'm not a Marvel person... but this type of action movie... that is my lane, obsessed." (04:29)
  • Rayna: Enjoys sports movies, recommends Ferrari with Adam Driver.
• Playful beef over liking or hating the movie It Ends With Us.

3. False Alarm/Hoax Report: Rumors & Relationships

[06:03–14:19]

Kris Jenner & Corey Gamble (06:32)

• Rumors surface about a breakup and Corey “shaking Kris down” for money after a public fight ("People speculate," 06:49).
• Ashley speculates on NDAs and prenups, jokes: “Corey knows where all the bodies are buried.”
• Rayna: “Corey Gamble’s book would break the Internet... would sell more tickets than the Eras tour.” (07:24)

Pamela Anderson & Liam Neeson (09:22)

• Speculation about a PR relationship; possibly orchestrated to promote Naked Gun.
• Both hosts are indifferent to the supposed romance.

“Is Trump Dead?” (10:41)

• Amused by internet rumors when Trump “disappears” from the public eye for 2 days (“His hands are dead. His hands are dying a slow death,” 10:41).
• Satirical reactions on how quickly people jump to death rumors when public figures go quiet.

Dave Bautista & Maria Bakalova (13:09)

• Rayna reacts with mock outrage: “I hate her... other than that she’s dating my man.” (13:12)
• Playful riff about jealousy, pop culture “claiming” of celebrities.

4. Cardi B Trial Highlights: The Courtroom Comedy Event

[14:19–20:46]

• Recap of Cardi B’s trial (stemming from a 2018 incident):
  • Security guard alleges assault/insult during Cardi’s OB-GYN visit (“She’s suing her for $24 million,” 15:16).
  • Discussion of how court cases take years.
• Trial’s viral moments:
  • Notable Quote: Cardi B (approx 16:33): “If I spit, you would, you would feel it, trust me.”
  • Cardi’s defense style: hilarious and unfiltered (“Can you say that in regular words?”; “I changed my wig. You better pay attention.”)
  • Prosecutor awkwardly interrogates Cardi about her wigs (“Yesterday your hair was black, short hair. Today it’s blonde and long. Which one is your real hair?” 17:02).
  • On the alleged insult: “Did you call her fat?” Cardi: “No, I called her a bitch.” (17:40)
  • Cardi’s inventive descriptions to avoid saying “fat”: “She’s security heavy... She could protect a building.” (18:09)
• Ashley: “This has brought me so much joy... I haven’t felt this rush since Gwyneth was on trial.” (18:14)
• Brainstorming: who else would be iconic in “petty” courtroom trials? Rihanna, The Rock, comedians, Anna Wintour.
• Preview: Cardi is dropping a new album, Am I the Drama?—the trial is perfect promo.

5. Celebrity Parents: Oversharing and Boundaries

[24:24–31:27]

Ed Kelsey Overshares on Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce’s Engagement (24:24)

• Ed Kelsey (Travis’ dad) gives press a blow-by-blow of the proposal, down to Taylor getting “antsy” (“I am firmly in the ‘Ed, stop talking’ camp,” Ashley, 25:57).
• Notable Quote: “You could do it on the side of the road. Do it any place that makes it a special event when you get down on one knee and ask her to marry you.” – Ed Kelsey, as recounted by Ashley (25:35)
• Hosts are amazed, appalled, and sympathetic about how difficult it is to keep family from oversharing.

Comparison to other celeb families

• Bethenny Frankel’s mom, Beyoncé’s mom’s tour and book (“Beyoncé tells her: ‘Mom, you can’t post that much,’” 29:09).
• Both reflect on the challenge of family/close contacts possibly leaking personal info or “giant generational gap” in privacy expectations.

6. Love is Blind UK Season 2: Makeovers, Breakups & Doppels

[31:37–46:45]

Series Recap (31:55)

• Season 2 (spoilers!): Four couples to the altar, three say “yes,” but only Meg & Kieran last post-reunion.
• Rayna: “I rooted for all these couples...there was nobody that I felt was so terrible and toxic...” (31:57)
• Meg transforms Kieran’s appearance: “He looks like her gay best friend” (33:45); hosts breakdown his dramatic “makeover” with reverence and alarm.

Couple Analysis

• Discuss how quickly relationships flame out post-shooting.
• Debate “bad guy” edits and the pressure/absurdity of the format.
• Standout storylines: Katisha choosing “the wrong guy” after a big speech, Javen’s reality TV behavior, and strong opinions on who “came out looking okay” vs. who didn’t.

Doppelgänger Deep Dive (41:55+)

• Ashley’s conspiracy: “Everyone on the show looks like someone else.”
• Matches include:
  • Ashley: Blake Lively + Alicia Silverstone [42:17]
  • Billy: Hugh Grant/Paul Mezcal
  • Javan: “Young Mr. T” [42:49]
  • Kieran: Todd Chrisley [45:31]
  • Sir over: Alison Brie (debatable)
  • Barda: “Hometown hairdresser” / Madison LeCroy
  • Meg: Keira Knightley (vs. Jessica Chastain, per Rayna)
• Rayna: “When these come to me, like, I feel so proud.” (46:15)
• The segment is a fun, lighthearted palate cleanser and pop culture IQ test for listeners.

7. Quick Headlines: Wild Celebrity News

[50:30–54:59]

• Sydney Sweeney & Scooter Braun: Romance rumors, but little concrete info (“They only canoodle in Venice,” 50:44).
• Miley Cyrus on Dating “Hot Guys”: Miley says she’s “done dating hot dudes”—awkward for the new boyfriend Max Morando (“It is a crazy statement to make,” 52:31).
• Jordan Hudson (Bill Belichick’s girlfriend) tries to trademark ‘Gold Digger’: “If she pulls this off, this is the most boss move ever,” Rayna, 53:39.
  • Also trademarking: "No Days Off," "Bill's Version," “Bella Cast.”
• American Vogue’s new head: Chloe Maul takes over after Anna Wintour.
• Jessica Simpson flies Southwest coach with her ex: Shocks the hosts with her humility (and possible rekindled romance) (“If I saw Jessica Simpson sitting in row 11, I would be like, that’s my God,” 57:36).
• Favorite sign-off quote:
  • "That's your snack, guys. We're happy to be back, ready for fall..." (57:40)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Corey Gamble’s book would break the Internet. It would sell more tickets than the Eras tour.” – Rayna, [07:24]
• “If I spit, you would, you would feel it, trust me.” – Cardi B via Rayna, [16:33]
• “Did you call her fat?” “No, I called her a bitch.” – Cardi B via Ashley, [17:40]
• “He looks like her gay best friend.” – Ashley on Kieran’s makeover, [33:45]
• “I’m done dating hot guys.” – Miley Cyrus quote discussed, [51:28]
• “If she pulls this off, this is the most boss move ever...every time you call me that, then you have to pay me.” – Rayna on ‘gold digger’ trademark, [53:39]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:10 – Back to work, summer recap
• 02:08 – F1 movie / Brad Pitt love
• 06:03 – “False alarm/hoax” segment: Kris & Corey, Pamela & Liam, Trump death rumors, Dave Bautista relationship
• 14:19 – Cardi B trial: viral moments, astonishing courtroom comedy
• 24:24 – Ed Kelsey/Taylor Swift engagement oversharing
• 31:37 – Love is Blind UK S2: Recap, couple drama, transformations, doppelgängers
• 50:30 – Quick celeb headlines: Sweeney/Braun, Miley, gold digger trademark, Vogue, Jessica Simpson
• 57:40 – Signoff

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Tone and Style Notes

• Banter is unfiltered, irreverent, and self-deprecating.
• Hot takes abound, but shade is (usually) balanced by empathy or context.
• The doppelgänger segment leans into deep pop culture knowledge and playful debates.
• Both hosts keep the energy fun and accessible, especially for listeners dropping in for only the light pop culture fare.

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For Listeners Who Haven't Tuned In

This episode is a hilarious, pop-culture-filled rundown of what’s hot and absurd in celebrity news. Come for the Cardi B courtroom roasts, stay for the Love is Blind UK breakdowns and the endless, entertaining swirl of rumors. Perfect if you want to keep up with the group chat—or just need a laugh after a long week.

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Transcript

[A]

Welcome to the snack. A lighter serving of girls gotta eat.

[B]

This is a Dear Media production.

[A]

Enjoy.

[B]

Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Welcome back to work. We're back.

[A]

I hate it. Summer is over. You.

[B]

The summer, technically, isn't one summer.

[A]

September 21, everybody Instagram decides the summer's over. Everybody posts their summer recaps. I did.

[B]

I still have one more summer post coming.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

It might come up. The day knew the day before.

[A]

I always forget. And then Labor Day, they hit everybody's. And everybody post. They're like, summer's over.

[B]

I listen.

[A]

I.

[B]

Okay, here's. Every year I'm like, I can't wait for other people to get back to work. Cuz I feel like people have been like, slacking that we need from. But I don't want you and I to go back to work. I'm sad about it. I.

[A]

This worked a lot. We took time off, but it felt like it flew by. Well, it felt like it was so hectic and crazy, I guess. Like, I've toured. I did a million things. Traveled to. You've been gone for weeks now.

[B]

Months.

[A]

I was like, be honest. You still live here. But no, it's. It's back. I mean, it's. It's Labor Day. Like, let's be serious. Like, what, September 15th. That summer. No, it's not. Sorry.

[B]

I have chunks that I work in. My chunks are. I think you and I are done. Definitely. Well, okay. But definitely Memorial Day through Labor Day. But we give ourselves, like, an extra 10 days. And then I will work until almost Thanksgiving. And the week of Thanksgiving is not a work week. I mean, you and I own a product company. We own Vibes Only. So we kind of have to work. But, like, mentally, I'm not working mentally. I'm checked out.

[A]

Raina, you're out of your mind. We've done holiday shows since we started this company. December is so hectic. We have cried and melted down in December most years. You're, like, forgetting that it's, like, so busy for us.

[B]

Mentally. I'm out to lunch. So like, 10 days before Thanksgiving, I stop working. And I will come back to work halfway through January.

[A]

This is not real.

[B]

Mentally, I will.

[A]

Why am I melting down in December every year? So I just want to kick it off with a pop culture update that last night we watched F1 and I have not.

[B]

It's a movie, right? Oh, you watch the actual F1.

[A]

The movie.

[B]

The Cars Go Around.

[A]

No, the movie.

[B]

Why are you looking at me like.

[A]

That'S crazy Huge movie with Brad Pitt.

[B]

Oh, yeah. I Don't know. I'm not in the culture.

[A]

I loved it so much.

[B]

Great.

[A]

I don't think I've seen a movie this good in years.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Like, did not want it to end two and a half hours. I was like, I could go two, two and a half more. I loved it so, so much. And we talked about Brad Pitt a little bit last week. I don't think it was slander. You know, I said he was a great actor, but he is so fun to watch. I haven't watched like a Brad Pitt blockbuster in a while. And he's great in it. The whole cast is amazing in it. Like the other co star. And I just loved it so, so much. And I am a car girly. Ish. My dad raced cars growing up, so some of it is that like nostalgia for me. And not that my dad raced F1, but you know, I just really loved that part of it. And I just have such an affinity for, for like cars and racing and that whole culture in general. And my fiance is a huge car guy and he loves F1. But the movie was so, so wonderful. I was just like riveted. I mean, people are like, people are loving it. And then I was like, I haven't seen a movie, an action movie that I've loved like this since Top Gun Maverick. And I looked it up and it's like most of the producers from Top Gun Maverick created this.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

And then I realized it's the same plot. It is the exact same plot. This old timer comes back, there's a new cocky guy, they're at odds and you, spoiler alert. Then they come together and they're on the same team. Someone almost dies.

[B]

And like, of course a woman recognizes this. No man would ever recognize that.

[A]

I'm sure people have had this thought. It's so similar in the best way. Like, I feel like they were like, let's make Top Gun with race cars. And they went out there and did that and they had amazing, amazing cast. And I just, I loved it. Like, I loved it more than some other movies that have come out that I feel like people like really, really loved, like the girlies really, really loved. I'm not trying to call anybody name. I'm not trying to be a pick me about it.

[B]

One of my best friends hated it ends with us. And she, I think it's stupid. And I was like, you're the biggest pick me I've ever met. And she was like, this is the most dog shit dumb movie. And I was like, I loved it. Ashley and I cried our eyes out. She was like, people are literally crying in the theater. And I was like. We were like, gulping for air, crying.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's just I actually don't hate on people hating on certain movies. I don't care.

[A]

Yeah. And it's just this is one of my favorite types of movie. I'm not a Marvel person. We all know this. But like, this type of action movie, like top gun, Maverick, F1, like whatever you want to call it, that is my lane obsessed.

[B]

I like sports. I love a sports movie. I don't mind a car movie. I really liked Ferrari with Adam Driver.

[A]

Ford versus Ferrari.

[B]

No different. Just Ferrari. Okay, well, then you gotta see F1 right now. It's Adam Driver. They basically took Adam Driver's terrible Italian accent from House of Gucci. And it's the same character. It's just kind of like a grumpy Italian guy with a bad Italian accent. And I liked it.

[A]

Well, you got to see F1. You're gonna love it.

[B]

I'll around with it.

[A]

It's so. It's out in theaters now.

[B]

Oh, it's right now.

[A]

Yeah. We paid $20 to run it at home. Okay, big deal. We got that money.

[B]

There's, like, a lot of stuff coming out. Ashley and I will do a fall TV movie music roundup.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Soon.

[A]

Yeah. The music is so good. You're gonna love the soundtrack. Like, I would recommend you watch it tonight.

[B]

I like a car movie. I've always liked car movies. Yeah, same girl. All right, we're gonna take our partners now. We're gonna get into it. Thanks to Article. Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at Article.com GGE and built get points by paying [e-mail] GGE.

[A]

And thank you to Addy. Learn more at Addy.com and Helix. Get 27% off@helix sleep.com GGE okay, so we are going to kick it off with a false alarm report. Reina, you didn't laugh hard enough in the text when I said false alarm report last night.

[B]

You fucked up last night, left me on red. I've been funneling alcohol for 19.

[A]

Okay, but false alarm report, it was funny. I'm taking one specific headline, but you guys can take your guesses.

[B]

It was really funny. There's some hoaxes, some false alarms.

[A]

Not the hoax report.

[B]

It's the hoax report.

[A]

Wait, should we. That's funnier. Dustin, put them both up.

[B]

Maybe you should call it the house report.

[A]

You guys can vote in the comments.

[B]

Even more rain is whatever Ashley's from, don't tell us. Okay, okay. Because we're not sure if some of this stuff is true and some of it turned out to actually not be true. So first one, people are reporting no major news outlets, but a lot of smaller ones that Kris Jenner and Corey Gamble have broken up and that he has shaken her down for money.

[A]

You said this happens a lot. People speculate. So I guess they got in what appeared to be a big fight at the Cowboy Carter show, which a few months back this summer, this past summer. And people just speculate this different drama. People are sources say. I mean, I'm going to assume there's like an ironclad prenup and NDA. Cory knows everything. Like Corey knows where all the bodies are buried. Like, I can't imagine a world in which they break up.

[B]

I would want to read Corey Gamble's book more than I wanted to read Caitlyn Jenner's book. Like he is part of like the current dynasty. Caitlyn Jenner, they learned to lock that shit down with Caitlyn, what, 12, 13, 14 years ago, Corey Gamble's book would break the Internet. It would sell more tickets than the Eras tour.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, and I was in the comments of this one TikTok about it and some people have said the relationship's not real and he's just like the family bodyguard essentially. You know, people have different things to say. I don't think that. I think they're a real couple. Well, who's to say? Who really knows? But people have always had some suspicions, I guess, around the relationship in general. Of course there's a huge age gap there and like what is their dynamic? And so I, this is the first I've seen like real rumors about it and I'm sad.

[B]

I don't want them to break up. I love them as a couple.

[A]

No, I know, you're right. I guess I'm just like, you know, whatever. I love other people's drama. I'd love it.

[B]

I want that book. What is that book worth? A billion dollars?

[A]

But Raina, I don't think, I mean he, he'd be probably breaking a lot of law. I mean, breaking a lot of laws. He, you know, he's under NDAs. I, I would think, I mean to.

[B]

But like are NDAs enforceable if it actually is your true.

[A]

Not the NDA conversation again. We have this once, twice a year.

[B]

I like to talk about non competes and NDAs. I mean, I would say like our NDA is enforceable if it is your true lived experience. But like, it doesn't matter. That's the point of NDAs.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And like, does he have an NDA with Kim? With Kourtney, With Scott? Can you tell a story about Scott?

[A]

Who's to say?

[B]

I would listen to stories about Scott. Yeah, Travis. So we don't know.

[A]

Mason.

[B]

I would listen to a story about any of those people.

[A]

North. North has been stepping out and I wish she would step back in.

[B]

People are upset. Kim Letter wore a corset out public since she like 15. She could wear what she wants bigger than Kim. What's Kim going to do about it?

[A]

She could take Kim taller than Kim. Yeah, exactly. Okay, so the next potential hoax was Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson. People are saying this was a PR relationship. We reported on it a couple weeks ago that they were a new couple. I don't care about this. Reina. Some of the articles were like, people are upset. Who cared about this? Who cares about Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson in the first place? I thought this was a cool relationship. Yeah, I don't know. His ex is. But it's funny to me that people would be shocked and upset by this. I mean, basically they have a movie, Naked Gun, and people are saying it's a PR relationship because of that. I saw one thing that said. A source said they don't even need the publicity. Yeah, the movie does.

[B]

The movie.

[A]

The movie does. This isn't about Pamela. They're co starring in a movie. But anyway, they're saying that they're together.

[B]

But in fact, sources say that they didn't even see each other from the time that the film stopped rolling in June 2024 until press launched in July 2025. I mean, I don't think this movie is like that big of a deal. I mean, I think it's the oldest trick in the book to have these co stars act as though they're dating. Austin Butler is parading around Zoe Kravitz acting as though they may be together. Their mov came out. I just don't care about these two.

[A]

Yeah, I don't care. So we'll move on. Okay. Is Trump dead? Apparently not. People thought he was. His hands are dead. His hands are dying of slow death.

[B]

Do you remember when somebody photographed his ankle? It was like, his ankle looks really big.

[A]

Yeah. Like, I was like, why are his cankles in my feed? Okay, so.

[B]

So the last time he was seen, I guess, was Wednesday at an appearance. And then he, like, people were saying he was Dead. Because he wasn't seen for, like two days. Imagine you are such a bad person that all you do is just stop terrorizing the American people for 24 hours. And people are like, he must have died.

[A]

But also, you're so out there that you aren't popping off and acting insane for a couple of days. And people are like, where is he? You know, like, if any other president kind of went under the radar for a few days, I mean, Joe Biden, I feel like we didn't see him for weeks. And he was probably also dead. I'm getting.

[B]

George Bush was hanging out, golfing. Bill Clinton was getting blowjobs from the staff. Like, they. They were just like, hanging out, tweeting.

[A]

Well, that's the thing. I think he golfs every day. He is like, he splits his time. Half the time he's untrue social. Half the time he's doing whatever he can do to run the country in the ground. The other half. The other third of the time he's golfing. So it's like, if he's not doing one of those things, like when he. When people thought he was dead for a couple of days, was he not tweeting out? Cause that would be the tell.

[B]

Just nothing crazy.

[A]

Like he could have been inside for a couple days, but he would still be tweeting. So I'm assuming he just was. He was dark on truth social.

[B]

I'm assuming he wasn't terrorizing journalists or bulldozing something at the White House or, like, deploying the National Guard to different cities illegally. Like, I'm assuming that that's what happened also. I mean, he does say that he's not that busy this time around. That's how he's able to do the ballroom. Cause the last time he was busier when he was the. So people didn't see him for a few days, but apparently he's alive. Yeah.

[A]

Okay, so our next headline.

[B]

That means more to me than other people. Yeah, I'm pretty upset, you guys. So, RIP Some listeners have sent me this and have been like, are you okay? This is not widely reported. This is from the Times of India.

[A]

They really break some stuff, though.

[B]

You really been reading that?

[A]

It comes up a lot when we're looking for articles for the snack.

[B]

It does.

[A]

Yeah. It looks legit, right? Sure.

[B]

Probably I should know this. Dave Bautista allegedly has a new girlfriend. She is 29. It is actress Maria Bakalova. And I hate her. Yeah, I don't know her. I don't know anything about her other than she's dating my man. She looks very beautiful.

[A]

Let's get her. Do your thing, Internet. I'm kidding. I'm gonna be like, stand out. Where does she live? I don't know.

[B]

Someone was like, oh, my God. Good news. He like, likes little blonde girls and.

[A]

I'm like, yeah, but it's not me.

[B]

Not dating me. Yeah, get out of here.

[A]

Blocked.

[B]

I don't care.

[A]

Yeah, okay, well, I'm sure it'll just be a flash in the pan.

[B]

I hope he's got a date.

[A]

Rainey, you're dating. Dave knows you're dating. Dave saw your slutty summer. Dave's got a false alarm report in his own estate. Raina Greenberg's been dating.

[B]

You think he's.

[A]

Raina Greenberg was spotted in the Hamptons.

[B]

Yeah. You think he's Google alert set to me.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I was photographed with some very good looking guys this weekend in the Hamptons. Both of which are. Dave saw serious relationships with our friends.

[A]

Well, he didn't know.

[B]

Yeah. All right, well, I hope that he is upset and he talks to me about it.

[A]

Okay. That's our false alarm report. So there's still hope for Rain and Dave. Don't worry, you guys. Cardi B. Cardi B is on trial. It is the trial we didn't know we needed care about it so much. So I didn't know she had a trial upcoming. I just started seeing I had no idea memes and some video in my feed about it. Evan Ross Katz did a great job of compiling some of the best moments.

[B]

So it's from 2018. Right?

[A]

She was 18.

[B]

She was, I guess pregnant at her OB, GYN at the office and. And got into an altercation with somebody else and the security guard tried to like, intervene. And the security guard is saying that she inadvertently, like, assaulted the security guard. And this is.

[A]

And it insulted her. Like, what Caught her fat. Assaulted her, but also.

[B]

And insulted her. But you can't sue somebody for that.

[A]

But, like, why are they bringing it up then? Well, you called her fat.

[B]

Like, why is all part of it. They're building a character, building a case.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. And so it's. She's suing her for $24 million.

[A]

Reina, by the way, like, that's when we started this podcast. Like, isn't that crazy to think how long this stuff takes? Like eight years ago. Seven. Eight years ago. I. Is this a hot take? Like, isn't there like a statute of limitations on this? Like, what has been going on for seven years?

[B]

I actually don't know. I Don't understand this sound. Like, I mean, I guess you could like bring the case in 2018. I mean, stuff does take a while. Like even like the Justin Baldoni case wasn't going to be until March 2026. But like that's one year.

[A]

Yeah. Like, I'm thinking like this was before COVID Isn't everything before COVID Null and void. I would think that was before COVID.

[B]

Lady, there's such a satchel. Relations are different in every state and for different types of things. But anyway, so this is, this is going to court. It's in court. And she has been dropping, airing on Court tv. It's some of the funniest court part of, you should always be in court. I don't wish that for anybody, but I wish it for me. So basically she's being like cross examined some, some great highlights of this. She said, I'm pregnant and this girl's a beat about to beat my ass. Hello. She goes, she's explaining her state of mind. Hello.

[A]

And the prosecutor goes, hello? And she goes, hello. Like she'll be saying stuff and he's not getting like, it's like they're not, they don't, they don't mesh.

[B]

She obviously, no, they don't match at all. And she is not going to be talked to like this. Okay. She was accused of spitting. And she said, if I spit, you would, you would feel it, trust me. So she's saying, I did not spit. Okay. The lawyer is using overly formal language. Cardi is claiming. So she said, can you say that in regular words? And then the prosecutor actually had the audacity to comment on her hair because between different days, her hair has changed. It's been blonde and black. She has different wigs.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I actually think this is a crazy thing to say, but the quote was, yesterday your hair was black, short hair. Today it's blonde and long. Which one is your real hair or are they both real? So they're like cross examining her to try to build a case that she's just fake. And she said, I changed my wig. You better pay attention.

[A]

She was just like, no, the one I saw, she was like, she literally like looked up. She's got this smirk that just kills me every time. And she was like, they're wigs. Yesterday you had black hair, short hair.

[B]

Today it's blonde and long.

[A]

Which one is your real hair or are they both real?

[B]

They're wigs.

[A]

But a couple of the things are the. They said, did you call her fat? She said, no, I Called her a bitch, which. I love that one.

[B]

And she say, like, but she is kind of fat.

[A]

Well, then they're, like, really pressing her on it. And she was like, I mean, she doesn't want to call her fat on the stand. And so she's trying to think of how to describe her. And she goes. I mean, she's like, security heavy. Did you see this one? And they were like, can you elaborate on that? And they were like. Like, she could protect a building the first round.

[B]

I thought I watched when she called her fat.

[A]

Okay, well, security heavy.

[B]

Security heavy.

[A]

Okay. So the thing is, is this has brought me so much joy. Like, I haven't felt this rush since Gwyneth was on trial. When Gwyneth was on her ski trial, the funniest part was the prosecuting attorney who was giving, like, high school mock trial. Elle woods wannabe energy. That was, like, the funniest part. And Gwyneth was also very funny, but she was trying. You could not take that woman seriously, like, who was asking her all the questions or whatever. So Cardi herself is, like, the main highlight, you know, like, that Gwyneth trial was, like, so funny for a couple different reasons. But this is just all Cardi being herself. And it made me think, who else would you want to see in, like, petty trials?

[B]

There is no one more than her.

[A]

I think Cardi is the top. I would love to see Rihanna.

[B]

Do you think that she would, like, get down in the mud and be funny? I feel like she'd keep it too classy for me.

[A]

No, no, no. I think Rihanna's, like, snarky. Could be bitchy. I'd like to see Bad Bunny.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I'd like to see the Rock. I'd like to see any comedian. Like, do people not sue comedians because they know they're gonna get cooked?

[B]

Like, the crowd work would be too.

[A]

Embarrassing because Cardi is so funny. She's, like, naturally funny, but, like, a real comedian in, like, on trial, it.

[B]

Would be absolutely insane.

[A]

And then I thought Martha. But then she's already been on trial Martha. And that was way more serious.

[B]

I like the idea of somebody who's so old that they just don't give a fuck anymore. Like, stuff that Martha says. Anna Wintour would be funny. Honestly?

[A]

Yes. I love that idea.

[B]

Like, just somebody older that's just like, don't come. Like, Cardi. B's whole attitude about this whole thing was like, I was pregnant. You tried being pregnant and having somebody come at you. I'll do anything I want if I spit on her if I shoved her, I was fucking pregnant. Don't come at me with this and don't come with me through big words.

[A]

And so she has an album coming out this month called Am I the Drama? Which this is the best album promo I've ever seen. Do you think they held the case until the album? This is so crazy. Am I the Drama? And by the way, Cardi, like her first album, her debut album in 2018, Invasion of Privacy was a no. Skips like that was one of the best albums. They're really probably my top 10 albums of all time. 2018.

[B]

Because I remember when you and I started the podcast we would sing those songs in your apartment all the time.

[A]

Yeah, like it's just, I mean, Bodak yellow. But then I like it and just such an amazing album. So I'm so excited for this album and this promo.

[B]

When does it drop?

[A]

Couldn't be better. I think it's mid September.

[B]

Oh my God, we're getting that. And Taylor. Yeah, we're so lucky this fall.

[A]

Okay, well we are just going to take a break and then we will get back into it.

[B]

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[A]

I know, right? I have been hearing about it and seeing it everywhere.

[B]

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[A]

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[B]

Okay. And we were going to take a little break from Taylor Swift, but this isn't really about Taylor said, it's about Ed Kelsey. So basically what had happened was Taylor and Travis get engaged and almost immediately, Ed Kelsey, Travis's dad, is giving statements to the press about when this happened, where this happened, how this happened, the thought process before this. Like, we got a window into the two most famous people on planet Earth. Like I never expected in my life.

[A]

Yes. So he gave an interview with a local news station out of Cleveland.

[B]

Just what is called, Just called him.

[A]

Like, what was he doing there? So News 5 out of Cleveland just spoke to Ed Kelsey and his quote that was all over the Internet said Travis actually did the proposal. Oh, maybe two weeks, not quite two weeks ago. He was going to put it off till this week. I think she was getting maybe a little antsy, but he was going to put her off till this week to, you know, make some grand thing, to make it a big special event. And I told him repeatedly, you know, you could do it on the side of the road. Do it any place that makes it a special event when you get down on one knee and ask her to marry you. So people, he got her out there, they were about to go out to dinner and he said, let's go out and have a glass of wine. They got out there and that's when he asked her. And it was beautiful. They started FaceTiming me and their mother and her folks to make sure everybody knew I was at an Eagles practice, yada, yada. I mean, like, like I was reading this and I know some people think this is really cute. I am firmly in the Ed, stop talking camp.

[B]

Who thinks it's cute?

[A]

People were like, oh, this is so cute. Like, if my future father in law was talking about my engagement, you know, Ashley was getting a little antsy and, you know, I told him just, you could do it on the side of the road. And he's putting it off. Like, the language was all over the place. And again, I'm not like a celebrity, but I would, I would just be like, this is not your place.

[B]

No, it's crazy. And we're not supposed to know this about celebrities. We're supposed to think that they're not like us. And I know that they are so famous because people think that they are like them. You can see the two of them just walking down the street in New York City going out to dinner. That is why they're so famous. But like, I don't wanna know this. And you have never in history seen this happen. And I understand that, like, tons of celebrities come from small towns with parents that don't understand the media and PR and things like that, but you have never seen a celebrity's parent come out and make statements like this. I mean, it is so wholesome. You're like, how did this happen?

[A]

Yeah. I mean, the comments on this were like, they didn't like that. He said she was getting antsy. And we all know that doesn't mean she was like, travis, when are you going to propose to me?

[B]

Like, that is what he made it sound like.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. Like, it was. It's not his place to speak on this. What is going on in Cleveland? Why are they caught? Like, they just were like, we should call Ed. We'll see if he picks up. You know, like, how did this happen?

[B]

Like, people.

[A]

And a lot of people in the comments were just like, he. Why would you bait this man too? You know, he's not media trained. And so why ask him for a statement on the most famous people? I guess. Yes, exactly.

[B]

Best thing in the world.

[A]

That's true. People are saying Ed is tree pain's worst nightmare.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Who is their public? Is she both of their publicists? Taylor Swift, I don't know.

[B]

She's both their publicists. But I've seen like, lots of, like, funny, like, meme reenactments of like, the publicist calling him to be like, hey, so I put you on speed dial for a reason. I put my number in your phone and you should call me before you talk to anybody. Like, yeah, if Travis Kelce. Travis Kelce is extremely famous in his own right. Three time super bowl winner. Even if he was not engaged to anybody, just a random person. Ed Kelsey should be media trained enough to know to not speak well. Ed should be like, crazy.

[A]

That's their story to tell. Totally. You know what I mean?

[B]

Like, if.

[A]

If anybody got engaged. I mean, you know, we were famous enough to be at the level where people are asking other people about statements on our engagement. Like, I just. Our family should be like, you gotta ask them when they wanna speak about it. They will. Like, it's just crazy to start rambling like, If Cleveland News 5 came up in my dad's face, I feel like he'd be like, what? This is not my place.

[B]

I would sit at home with my dad and make him repeat over and over to me, no comment. Until I believed him that he had learned those two words.

[A]

I know people.

[B]

How hard is it? No comment. I don't have anything to say about this.

[A]

Yeah, this is. It's such a dad thing, though. And it's, you know, it all obviously comes from a good place. And he just got caught up in the moment. And I was thinking about, like, other celebrities and there was like, kind of darker stuff with like, people's parents, like, obviously, like, tell all Britney's, you know, and things like that. Well, Beyonce's mom just wrote a book. You know, she just did a whole book tour and Beyonce was on it with her. But I'm sure Beyonce was like, I need to see the final manuscript.

[B]

She co signed it. Like, Bethany Frankel's mom has come out and said terrible things about her.

[A]

Right. You know, and recently Beyonce's mom was on an interview, this is like a couple weeks ago, saying that Beyonce tells her like, mom, you can't post that much. You guys stop posting so much. And I think it's like, funny. Yeah, but I talked to my mom one time because she was telling me some stuff. She was telling her hairdresser about us. And I was like, mom, just don't. I don't. They don't need to know that, you know, Like, I know you get caught up in the moment. I forget what it even was. There was something where I was like, that's like internal information that wasn't on the podcast. That was something I told you about our lives and you do not get to tell your hairdresser. And we kind of got into it. Like, we still are people in the world. Like, you can't be out here, brain. I don't think I could handle being like, famous famous. Like, just having to think about what all the people in my life could be out there. Just saying.

[B]

I mean, I think about it all the time. Every time I'm at lunch and somebody who's been sitting very close to us walks up to me and is like, I'm a fan and we love when you guys come up and say hi. But I'm like, oh my God, what did they hear me say? Like, for my family to just be telling people stuff.

[A]

Well, someone just messaged me and was like, I saw you at breakfast this past weekend and didn't. She didn't say hi. Which I think she should have. We love when people come up to us and say hi. But we were in like a hotel breakfast. There was six people in there. Like, perfect opportunity to come up, say hello, have a chat. Happens all the time.

[B]

I love it.

[A]

It's just like, what was I saying, though? Because I was going off about something and it was about someone else in the restaurant. This, like, rude lady.

[B]

I'm always talk and shit in public and I'm always terrified. Yeah, but, you know, I told you yesterday my dad would fart in the middle of the interview. There's no chance. He wouldn't. The stuff that my father would say would be insane. And he's just cute. He doesn't know. He doesn't think about this. He's not in the TMZ world.

[A]

Also, like, I just see a world in which a dad is like, you know, she was getting antsy and it's like, no, I wasn't like you. No, I. You're of like a different time where every woman is antsy to get engaged.

[B]

Like.

[A]

Yeah. I feel like they just be saying stuff like, this isn't even the truth.

[B]

Don't boil down my emotions to that. Yeah, I don't think Taylor. I think Taylor's was pretty busy. I don't think she's that antsy.

[A]

I just didn't like the language. Like, he was. He held off. Just.

[B]

You're right, it is. It's generous. It's generational language.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Because it's just. It's not the truth.

[A]

Okay. So we just thought it was interesting. And honestly, NDA's for everyone. I mean, my mom signed one. Just kidding.

[B]

My whole family. Your family. Everybody's family.

[A]

Okay, so let's talk about Love is Blind UK Season 2. And I don't. I feel like I haven't heard too much about this. I mean, it obviously came out in the summer and people are just doing stuff, but it feels like people aren't watching this as much. But I could be wrong. I am loving it. It's over now. The reunion happened. But I love it. I loved it.

[B]

So spoilers ahead.

[A]

I guess we're talking about it a.

[B]

Little bit, so if you haven't watched it yet, I. You and I were obsessed with season one of the uk. We love season two. I love these people. I. I really rooted for all these couples. There was nobody that I felt like was so terrible and toxic. And four of them made it to the altars. And I was surprised by how many said yes.

[A]

3.

[B]

Couples said yes. And one couple said, we're not ready, but we want to stay together. I mean, I couldn't believe it. And then come to find out, at the reunion, everybody broke up except for our favorite couple, Meg and Kieran.

[A]

Meg and Kieran.

[B]

Kieran discovered mascara.

[A]

Meg made him over so no woman would ever want him. And I respect that. Reina, I cannot believe it. They're talking about. She gave him this wife makeover to.

[B]

Look like Harry Styles.

[A]

Like Benson Boone meets Vanilla Ice. What is this?

[B]

I.

[A]

She was like, you're gonna have bangs now. You're gonna have highlighted bangs.

[B]

Frosted tip, frosted bangs.

[A]

Brush it forward.

[B]

He had mascara and lip gloss on. Not her lip gloss.

[A]

His own little earrings. He had so many rings.

[B]

He had a tucked in silk blazer.

[A]

No. We'll put it up on the screen like. And you see the full look head to toe. Cause we saw him sitting. But like, the full look head to toe is. Is shocking.

[B]

It is so. It was so shocking that when as I was watching the preview for the reunion, they show each person walking in and I was like, oh, he didn't show up. Like, I had to slow down the video to even realize what I was looking at because he looks like. I didn't think we were gonna talk about this. And I feel bad cause I love that them so much.

[A]

He follows you.

[B]

He follows me now. I'm such a fan of like their love. They're like the best couple.

[A]

I love them.

[B]

It's just. I mean, it is a shocking makeover when you see him in the pods and in that show. He's. He's like a gamer. He's just a bro.

[A]

He's hot, gorgeous. He. He literally, I've never seen someone go from a nine to a three. I couldn't Reena, like, he, like, he looks like her gay best friend.

[B]

I was like, I'm reeling and I'm not gonna talk. That was the most shocking was his green silk tucked in blazer with his mascara and his frosted tips. And people were like, wifey makeover, That's a gay bestie makeover if I ever saw one.

[A]

Power move. If I've ever seen one.

[B]

So they were interviewing the rest of the cast and I don't know if it was like People magazine, who cares? But I was watching. They ask all the women cast members, like, who's the person you're the most attracted to on the show? And Sarova said, it's still Cal. And Ashley said, I was really Kieran before Meg gave this.

[A]

So Shocking. But, you know, my very first thought was Taylor and Garrett.

[B]

That's everybody's first thought.

[A]

Like, looking like they were in the Hunger Games. But. But Garrett still looked kind of like Garrett. She made him grow his hair out. His hair looked better long. And the outfit was crazy. This hair ran.

[B]

I.

[A]

What is this hairstyle?

[B]

It's.

[A]

I haven't seen someone over the age of seven have hair like that where it's brushed forward. Like, I make my fiance do that. Joking. You know, like, I'll brush his hair forward to give him, like, a little bowl cut when he gets out of the shower so we can make fun of it.

[B]

I. I have more of an issue with the silk blouse and the makeup. He had so much makeup.

[A]

He had highlighter on, you know, but that could be. He takes the clothes off and that's one thing. Yeah, I'm gonna. The hair is my Roman Empire.

[B]

The makeup. I was staring at his face like, you know, I love those videos that, like, doctors guess, like, what people had done on their face. I was like, what has happened here?

[A]

He's a different person.

[B]

So pretty.

[A]

Yeah. So pretty. Yes.

[B]

But they're the only couple that made it all the stories were honestly a little foggy between all three couples that broke up. I mean, Aisling and Sirilver got broken up with both the day after New Year. So New Year's Day, kind of similar scripts. They kind of floated the idea that both these guys got together and wrote these scripts together. Both those guys did not like that shit. But I was like, clearly, you guys talked.

[A]

Well, they admitted they're, like, best friends now. So Cal may be a sociopath. He seemed like he had really, like, no emotions surrounding this. Billie was really villainized. And I liked Ashley the whole time. I was rooting for her the whole show. But at the reunion, I was like, she's really trying to have, like, her bad bitch moment. And I am not saying I was like, I'm in support of him over her. Cause we really don't know what happened. But, like, ultimately, he shouldn't have said yes to her. He had doubts. And I agree with her that you shouldn't have even said yes. But I have to always like, you guys. This is a ridiculous show. These people broke up after being together for three months, which is what happens to so many people. Like, you signed up for a show where you're supposed to get married after six weeks, and in that six weeks, you're filming a TV show. This is the most totally unrealistic thing. It works sometimes, but It's. It's interesting to me to really villainize somebody for a relationship not working when it's like a crazy, unrealistic start to a relationship in the first place.

[B]

I totally agree with you. I actually found myself not totally siding with Billy, but, like, he stuck up for himself in a way that I respected. And he was like, this was horrible for me.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

I gave you warning shots.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

This just didn't work out. I totally agree with you. The three month mark is the end for a lot of couples. That's just when people. When life starts to kind of get real. He was like, I discussed this with you. This should not have been a shock to you. Whereas Kel refused to engage with her at all. He was just like, it is what it is. I stopped feeling how I felt.

[A]

And that was that the underlying message felt like, I don't want to be committed to anybody in a relationship and truly gave her, like, no sign. But to me, these guys, it sounds like they got together and were like, I don't know what to do. This is not my person. But it's like, you know, this is. The risk of going on the show is that you're supposed to get married after six weeks. It's not realistic. Like, it happens sometimes, and when it does, it's super rare, and it's, like, coincidental. Even if you meet someone, like, isn't that just crazy? Like, that these people are up here, like, carrying torches for someone that married them without really knowing them. And I think sometimes it's deserved and sometimes it's not. And the thing that I thought that was the craziest was, like, Javan came out looking okay. And that guy was a fucking fuckboy from day one. Like, right out of the gate on that show, he was like, I have no problem dating multiple people at the same time. He felt, like, so dishonest. He just felt so shady. And, like, he came out looking like, okay, because there was no curtain on that fucking photo booth.

[B]

Also, she corroborated the story.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And saying, like, we were. We were just having an argument. Um, yeah.

[A]

Yeah, Sophie did.

[B]

Yeah, she did, like, backed him up. I loved Meg and I. I envy this trait where she basically was like, I am not. Basically. Meg told on him essentially to his partner and then she left him, which I liked.

[A]

But meg was like, 100%.

[B]

She was like, I'm not backing down from this. I'm not taking the. Maybe I was drinking route and I misinterpreted it. Maybe I shouldn't have gotten involved. She Was like, I saw this thing. I told her what I saw, and I'm gonna see myself outta here. And I'm not gonna apologize to you. I'm not gonna act like I shouldn't have gotten involved. I told a person who I'm friends with what I witnessed. Yeah, I really. I respected that. Cause sometimes I will be like, oh, no, maybe I shouldn't have inserted myself into something. And she was just like, you're not gonna discuss this with me. I'm just giving you facts, and I'm seeing myself.

[A]

Yeah, I loved her always, too. Again, the makeover was weird. She showed up looking like Tinkerbell. Like, what was this? Like, they just looked a mess to me. You know, if that's your style, that's fine. But, like, I really did love her. And it just. Javen was so obvious who he is. Like, it made me mad that he went on that show.

[B]

It's so fascinating to me. Katisha. I mean, this is. Katisha was down to two men. Demola, who was intentional and forthright and loves his grandma, just told her exactly how he felt, right? And she picked the guy who was withholding and not that upfront about how he felt with her. He had this, like, smirk at all times the whole time. I just felt like, he's just not that into her. He will sleep with her, and he enjoys her company, but, like, not that into her. And, like, how many women have been faced with, like, somebody who's really interested in them, and they're like, ew, no. And they pick the less secure option?

[A]

But she had picked Demola. And then when she told Javen, he came out full force. Was it yes? He was like, no, actually, I wrote all this stuff down. She tried to break up with him, and then, like, so many guys, he was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, you're not gonna reject me. I'm gonna reel you back in. She actually did make the right choice the first time around. And then when she told him that, he, like, did the thing. He couldn't just let her go. He was like, no, I'm gonna win the show. And that's what I found so sick. I knew it the second he was like, well, actually, you know, I'm not gonna leave the POD just yet, if you don't mind. If I could just read you some things from my journal. And then she was like, oh, I've changed my mind.

[B]

Hated it. I hated watching it. I think so many women, like, fall into this trap. It's like that. That's the guy that you Want? Cause he's a little avoidant. He finally gives you something, and you're like, I'll take it.

[A]

Yes, exactly. 100%. Yes. But it does it actually. At least her and Demola don't appear to benefit. They did meet up, and there weren't sparks. And, you know, he's just the sweetheart of the show now, and he'll be fine. And so I just want the best for him. I just think he's such a sweetie. Okay, so we love the show if you guys just. You can binge it if you haven't watched it yet. And I did do my doppelgangers. Okay. So I don't know what it was about the show. Everyone looked like someone to me, and it took me a long time to figure these all out.

[B]

Okay. I'm very excited about this one because I only had one that I was, like, dead.

[A]

Okay. One. My rock your world. It took me so long to figure it out, Raina. But when I did, I was just like, a light bulb moment. I was, like, cheering for myself. Okay, Ashley. Blake Lively with a little bit of Alicia Silverstone. And I cross referenced the Internet, and the Internet does think Blake Lively.

[B]

I watched Clueless last night as I was going to sleep.

[A]

Okay. And I'm Alicia Silverstone. Okay. Alicia Silverstone. Okay. Billy. Billy's got some Hugh Grant.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

A little bit of Paul Mezcal.

[B]

Oh, my God, yes. He's, like, British guy.

[A]

Yeah, he's. He's Hugh Grant. He has the downturn smile, like, with.

[B]

Like, the protruding forehead, though.

[A]

Yeah, he's. Yeah, he's Paul Mezcal. Hugh Grant. If they were Irish military men. Okay, Javan, you might have to Google this one, but it is spot on. He is a young Mr. T. I.

[B]

Will just take your word for it.

[A]

Do you know Mr. T?

[B]

I know Mr. T, but I don't know about young Mr. T. Well, just Google young Mr. T. Dead on 100%. Okay. Great job with that.

[A]

Okay, Cal. It looks AI generated. Cal is not a human at all. He doesn't look human to me. It, like, it's. It's weird to his body. The first time he, like, was in swim trunks, I was like, that's not a human body. His eyes, everything feels like he's, like, made from AI.

[B]

He doesn't look like anybody. And the whole time, I was just trying to understand what's going on with his hand hair. Yeah, that, like, blunt bangs cut well, a little longer.

[A]

And it's Kieran's makeover. Guys should not have bangs. Okay. Sir. Over. Reina. It took me so long to figure this out. You might not. I'm telling you, you just gotta stay with me on this one. It's Alison Brie. I'm telling you. I knew you weren't gonna see it.

[B]

We see faces differently. I don't know. She. Listen, I'm proud of you.

[A]

I was like, it's something about it. She's Alison Brie.

[B]

She's those big eyes, and I think there's just.

[A]

You guys just re.

[B]

Watch. Okay. I think I knew you were gonna.

[A]

Feel me on it.

[B]

I. It's a leap. People think you look like Alison Bury, but that's all.

[A]

Tics are over.

[B]

I think she's one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen on television. I mean, and the reunion somehow got even more beautiful. It's.

[A]

She's a Disney princess.

[B]

I could stare at her forever.

[A]

Yeah. Okay, Jed Andy Samberg.

[B]

100% Jedi. That is so accurate.

[A]

Okay, Barda. So the whole time I was like, she just looks like someone. You know. She looks like a hairdresser in your hometown.

[B]

She does look like hometown hairdresser.

[A]

But then when she glowed up, she looked like Madison Lacroix. Also a hairdresser.

[B]

That was so good.

[A]

Doesn't. Barda. She's just like that sassy hairdresser in your hometown. Do you think she looks like you?

[B]

100%. Well, because I thought. She's a short, blonde girl. I thought you were gonna. She looks like you. Okay, so how.

[A]

I. Oh, wait, I'm not done.

[B]

Okay, but I have to ask you a question about her.

[A]

About Barda.

[B]

Okay, I'm not trying to say this to be mean, because I am a short, girly. Is she shorter than me? In photos with the cat, she looks really smaller.

[A]

And I mean, I am almost.

[B]

Almost a foot smaller than you, but she is.

[A]

She looks so small. Okay, Megan, this took me a while, but Keira Knightley.

[B]

Oh, that's not who I had.

[A]

Who would you have had?

[B]

The actress in Molly's Game.

[A]

But see, I don't just go hair like. I think it's easy to look at a redhead and just be like, she looks like another redhead.

[B]

That's. Listen, that's why you're really good at this.

[A]

The face is Keira Knightley.

[B]

She looks like Jessica Chastain to me.

[A]

Jessica Chastain. Okay, I think. Yeah, I think you're going off the hair. Well, you guys let us know. I think her face is Keira Knightley. Okay, Kieran, before the makeover and a little bit After. You're not ready for this one, you got to take a minute and really take it in. Kieran is Todd Chrisley. Tell me he's a. That's who he looks like. You will not tell me otherwise.

[B]

Post.

[A]

Both. That's who he looks like. Yes, he 100% does.

[B]

Right?

[A]

When these come to me, like, I feel so proud.

[B]

His makeover looks like Todd Chrisley's voice for sure. Even John Chrisley wouldn't wear that much mascara and lip gloss. Kieran, I'm so sorry. I know you follow me and I love you, okay? I love you. I think you're such a wonderful man, but it's a lot of mascara.

[A]

Okay, listen, I know that some of you guys listening are not gonna think, think these are my best, and that's okay. But I think you really got to dig deep and you really got to see this. Sir. Over Alison Brie connect and Todd Chrisley.

[B]

Alison Brie.

[A]

There's something about it. This also just could be a thing with me. I think it's the way they. I don't know. I don't know how to describe it. A little. She's a little Kourtney Kardashian esque, too.

[B]

She looks like a Kardashian.

[A]

She does. But those are mine. And please let me know in the comments what. What you guys think. You know, be nice, of course, because I put a lot of time into this, but I really want to know what you guys think of these and if you think there's other people, too. I'm curious.

[B]

I die to know who. Who everybody thinks the people look like.

[A]

Okay, we are just going to talk about our remaining partners, and then we have some fun headlines for you guys. I am going to tell you about Helix. Oh, my gosh, again. Rain and I have been traveling like crazy. I mean, how good does it feel to get back to your mattress?

[B]

It's the number one thing I missed about la.

[A]

It truly is. I mean, we are all over the place. We sleep at night, nice hotel beds. We sleep in nice places, you know, not always. Sometimes you're just, you know, in a random mattress in a beach rental that feels like a trampoline. But most of the time, we sleep in nice beds. And it does not matter because nothing compares to our Helix mattresses. And we cannot wait to get home. I had the best of my life last night. Just went to sleep, didn't wake up till the morning. Like, just sleeping so, so hard. And we are just obsessed. We both have Helix mattresses in our bedrooms and our Guest bedrooms. I. I make sure all the members of my family have them. So whenever I visit, I get to sleep on one. I have the midnight luxe. I have a moonlight luxe in my guest bedroom. I had a moonlight luxe when I lived in New York as well. Raina has a midnight, I believe a good friend of mine. She is the dusk Lux. We really like the midnight moonlight and the dusk. But of course, whatever you guys choose, they're gonna find the best mattress for you. You're just gonna go on their website, take a little quiz, because we all sleep differently on our back, our stomach, our sides, or we move around. Some people sleep hot, and they're gonna tell you which is gonna be the best mattress to address all of those things. They have standard mattresses, they have the luxe mattresses, and they have their elite. And again, it's not too overwhelming. There's not like a million mattresses to choose from. There's just a really perfect selection that they're going to tell you which one is for you, and it's really going to change your life. This is like one of the best things, truly, that one of our favorite partners and one of the best brands that we feel it contributes to our overall health and well being. So you guys can check it out. Go to helixsleep.com GGE for 27% off site wide. That's helixsleep.com GGE For 27% off site wide. Make sure you enter our show name after checkout so they know that we sent you helixsleep.com GGE okay, and by.

[B]

Now, you've probably heard of Bilt, where you can earn points on your monthly rent. But did you know they make it possible for you to get even more outside of your home? So if you're paying rent every month without earning anything on it in return, Ashlyn and I are gonna put you onto bilt. You're gonna get rewards programs designed for renters who wanna earn something for their largest monthly expense. So let us explain. By paying rent through bilt, you earn flexible points that can be redeemed towards hundreds of hotels and airlines, a future rental payment or your next Lyft ride, and more. But it doesn't stop there. BILT is about making your entire neighborhood more rewarding. You can dine out at your favorite local restaurants and earn additional points, get VIP treatment at certain fitness studios, and enjoy exclusive experiences just for BILT members every month. BILT is turning monthly expense into an opportunity to earn rewards and discover the best that your neighborhood has to offer your rent is finally working for you. Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home by going to joinbuilt.com GGE that's J-O-I-N-B-I-L-T.com GGE and make sure to use our URL so that they know that we sent you.

[A]

Okay, just a few quick headlines. We will send you guys on your way. Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun. Romance. Speculation. Nothing much else to say. This could or could not be true. They've been spotted together a couple times. It makes sense to me.

[B]

Mostly in Venice. So they only canoodle in Venice. So they were initially spotted at the Bezos wedding and then the Venice Film festival this week. But they've been photographed with like a ton of other people.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I mean, he's one of the most famous people in entertainment. It would make sense that he would be like in the mix with a lot of people.

[A]

He's famously liberal. And she doesn't appear to be. Well, who's to say? You know, she's a registered Republican, so.

[B]

She is not liberal.

[A]

Who's to say? Actually, we have Internet. We have the records. Okay. And Miley Cyrus says she's done dating hot dudes and she has a boyfriend. So sorry to him. No, there's a little more to it than that.

[B]

But read me the quote.

[A]

So all the, the sirens, Cyrus women, Tish, Brandi, Miley and Noah are on the COVID of the Cut this month. And so some of these quotes came out and Miley Cyrus said, moms always wanted me to stay with the wrong guy because they're hot. Who Obviously she was previously married to Liam Hemsworth and she's date all these hot dudes and she is with someone new now. And it's just funny that this quote is splashed all over pictures of the two of them that she's like, I'm not gonna date hot guys anymore and she's with this guy. But you think he's hot?

[B]

I don't. I think he's a good looking man. He's a bad looking man. I mean, it's a crazy statement to make. Regardless, you could be dating the ugliest person on planet earth. It was insane to be like, I'm done dating attractive people. He looks like Gen Z's ideal man. He's kind of thin. He looks like Mick Jagger to me.

[A]

He looks like Mick Jagger.

[B]

He has like gorgeous bone structure and a great mouth. I mean, he's thin and little for me. I like Dave Bautista, you guys know, but, like, Like, I don't. He's not traditionally unattractive.

[A]

Max Morondo is his name. It is a crazy statement to make. Like, I would die if I was with somebody and they were like, you know, I've typically dated hot people. I'm gonna try something different. I would lose it. Also, like, what is Tish doing? She's telling you to stay with some because they're.

[B]

They're hot.

[A]

That's, like, the most juvenile thing I've ever heard. Like, if rich is one thing or status is one thing, like, you got to be a power couple and stay with this person. But, like, just because they're hot. How old are you, Tish?

[B]

Well, maybe Tish is like you already. You are a rich man, Miley. You are rich with status. So be with somebody hot.

[A]

It's the worst advice. Okay.

[B]

Okay. Jordan Hudson files to trademark the words gold digger.

[A]

Jordan, Bill Belichick's young girlfriend.

[B]

So once again, just one of the smartest people in America. I mean, I love her. What an icon. People are going to call her Gold Digger. She's like, I'm going to put it on merch. So she has filed to trademark, amongst other words as well, gold digger. And she wants to put it on merch.

[A]

And on merch, it's not like perfume or something.

[B]

Perfume, merch, all kinds. Keychain.

[A]

She's going to make a brand.

[B]

So, I mean, if she. I mean, this is the most boss move ever. You're going to call me this, then every time you call me that, then you have to pay me.

[A]

Yeah, I don't. Can she do this?

[B]

I mean, so it is being reviewed.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

It's being reviewed in a court of law.

[A]

Okay. But I.

[B]

Probably not.

[A]

I found this interesting. In addition to the Gold Digger filing, TCE Rights Management also moved to trademark several more terms pertaining to Belichick's new coaching venture, including Chapel Bill. He's at Chapel Hill. Bill's version. No days off. Bill's version and Bella cast, all of which were filed in April. The filing for Bill's version may allude to his public feud while with Patriots owner Robert Kraft, which whom he has publicly sparred since exiting the team in January 2024. Bill's version is gagging me.

[B]

I mean, I think it should be like, I thought it was a feud with Taylor Swift. Taylor's version.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. It's a good nod to Taylor's ver. What are we doing? I don't get it.

[B]

Wait, read Me, the one that was.

[A]

A couple back chapel Bill, no days off and Bella cast.

[B]

So no days off and gold digger. I mean, I would assume these are just. I mean, these are just phrases people say. You can't own a phrase trademark.

[A]

Girls, girls, girls gotta eat gold digger.

[B]

And like, you had to be one of the original gold diggers. Like Anna Nicole Smith could have trademarked gold digger. Like Jordan is not an infamous gold digger.

[A]

Yeah. Regardless, it just doesn't seem like something you could trademark.

[B]

So next up, American Vogue has named the next head of editorial content. Her name is Chloe Maul or Mal, but she is essentially the editor in chief. There is no longer the position of editor in chief. That was what Anna Wintour was famously, obviously, for many years. Chloe has been at the magazine most of her career, almost like 14 years. She is the head of Vogue after Anna Wintour stepped down for many, many decades. Okay, so she's the next Anna Wintour.

[A]

I love this shakeup amidst Devil Wears Prada too filming, you know, I love it.

[B]

I love to see it. I can't wait for the movie.

[A]

Okay, so Jessica Simpson flew coach with her ex. Jessica Simpson. She's a multi, multi millionaire.

[B]

I thought she was like a billionaire, actually, not like a hundred millionaire because of her clothing line.

[A]

So I guess she flew to Vegas.

[B]

On Southwest to see Ashley Simpson, her sister, in concert. And people are saying that her and Eric Johnson have potentially rekindled their romance because they were photographed at this concert together. But what is more shocking is they were. They were photographed in economy on a Southwest flight together, which if you want.

[A]

To fly, however, be one of the people, that's one thing. But it's like they're also supposed to be separated. So it's like there's going to be so much rumors swirling. They're just in with everybody in the pit.

[B]

I don't understand it. I mean, if you want to just like plant a story, I still think there's better ways to do it than flying coach.

[A]

Well, it's really interesting because, I mean, I like that anybody rich, famous celebrity would fly commercial, you know, and not have to. Not everybody can afford a private jet, for one. And, you know, they're not great for the environment and all of that. And so you're like, we want to get there, we're going to go. And I respect that, but it's just like, it's got to cause like frenzy. Yeah.

[B]

You know, also, I think they live in Los Angeles. This was in Las Vegas. You could have driven there.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Why gotten a driver was this did something. This was an emergency. I can't even imagine an emergency charter flight they could drive.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Like, she's not some, like, fallen from grace, no money celebrity. She is like a had really. When we both read her book, like, the. The shoes and the clothes. I mean, she's got a lot of money.

[B]

And also, like, there's a bazillion flights a day from LA to Las Vegas. Like, how much of an emergency was this? They weren't even in comfort for. Plus they were in economy.

[A]

I think Southwest is all just one, you know.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Southwest is all one class.

[B]

If I said Jessica Simpson sitting in row 11, I would be like, that's my God.

[A]

Do a double take. Okay, well, that's your snack, guys. We're happy to be back ready for fall. And you can find us at Girls gotta eat.com. girls gotta eat podcast on Instagram and TikTok. I am Ash Hess. Raina is Raina Greenberg. Subscribe on YouTube. Share this episode with a friend. Leave a comment if you're liking the show and we will see Monday.

[B]

Have a great weekend, guys. Bye. I.