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Ashley Hess
This week on the Snack Heist updates the hottest Halloween costumes for 2025 and the best shows on TV right now.
Raina Greenberg
This is Dear Media Production. Enjoy. Hi, guys.
Ashley Hess
Hi, guys.
Raina Greenberg
Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. We are in costumes.
Ashley Hess
You better be watching on YouTube. Azul is even in a costume. Come here, Azul. Like mother, like son. Just two tacos. Look at him.
Raina Greenberg
He went to the front like a little model.
Ashley Hess
Reina, I have a throwback for you. Okay, so this is the week I'm getting married. The last episode. Yeah. Did you even know? Did you guys know? The night that my fiance came to the show and I met him, technically for the first time in Boston, I was in this costume. That was the show. Like, he. This is how he saw me. It was like, she's the one.
Raina Greenberg
That's the girl.
Ashley Hess
The pepper on the head, the full taco.
Raina Greenberg
You were on the phone with Dale Moss.
Ashley Hess
Yeah, we called dale Moss. We FaceTimed him from the stage. Can you believe, like, this is the costume that he was like, I want to eat her taco one day for life. Isn't that wild?
Raina Greenberg
One Taco for Life.
Ashley Hess
October 29, 2021.
Raina Greenberg
It's fucking crazy.
Ashley Hess
It is crazy. And you're in his hot dog.
Raina Greenberg
Okay, so I'm in this hot dog. I really like it. It's like a sleeping bag. It's really nice. But I have to tell you, this hot dog is choking me.
Ashley Hess
You gotta put it up in the head. But no, you're not gonna want to. Your hair doesn't.
Raina Greenberg
I think it's on brand for a hot dog. A hot dog is choking me.
Ashley Hess
I am.
Raina Greenberg
I was like, she'll get there. And also, it's so nice and cozy. I took my pants off. I took my top off.
Ashley Hess
I'm just in a quince bralette underneath. But can you just show the audience what it looks like? If you fully commit.
Raina Greenberg
Yeah, I did do my hair for this too.
Ashley Hess
I love that. You're gonna turn around and do it right now, right?
Raina Greenberg
Thank you.
Ashley Hess
Okay, you. You guys let us know in the comments. You have to record like that the whole time.
Raina Greenberg
It actually is more comfy. I'll be honest. I did. This hot dog is choking me.
Ashley Hess
It looks like you just have like a hairy beard. Like, your hair is all just. It's part of the mustard.
Raina Greenberg
This is so nice and comfy.
Ashley Hess
I know.
Raina Greenberg
I might keep this on the whole. The whole thing. Just so you guys know, though, I'm not wearing pants just like when I'm on Zoom.
Ashley Hess
Literally, I'm just in a Bra under this. Like, I just wanted to be skin to skin with this taco.
Raina Greenberg
Oh, I got this T shirt on.
Ashley Hess
Let us know if you guys are more Raina's friend or more Ashley's friend in the comments. If you prefer to eat a wiener or have your taco eaten.
Raina Greenberg
Eat a taco or suck a wiener.
Ashley Hess
Suck a wiener.
Raina Greenberg
So we have some fun Halloween content planned for you guys. And just. Why you can't take me seriously with this on my head.
Ashley Hess
Can you take me seriously? You've seen the pepper a lot.
Raina Greenberg
I've just. You've seen the.
Ashley Hess
You're used to the pepper.
Raina Greenberg
Your face isn't coming out of a taco.
Ashley Hess
You guys, when I found this pepper hat on Amazon five years ago.
Raina Greenberg
Oh, you just invented that yourself.
Ashley Hess
Yeah. I did not know this. I styled it with the pepper. It just comes with a taco. We did this. It needs more.
Raina Greenberg
Yes. And I was like, I'll just be a cowgirl. And you're like, no, I have two sexual foods.
Ashley Hess
Well, you have a taco and a hot dog laying around in your house. Azula's a taco too. I mean.
Raina Greenberg
I mean, Sparkle eyes wasn't gonna get to wear this. Let's be honest. He thought he was gonna wear this to your wedding. Crazy.
Ashley Hess
So we are doing a Halloween party tomorrow night. We're doing an Indian ceremony during the day and a Halloween party at night. And he was like, I'm just gonna wear the hot dog. I was like, no, you're not a. You need to look hot.
Raina Greenberg
All of his ideas have been bad about this. You can finish B and C, but thank God we had a costume intervention. And you guys are gonna look so good. And thank God everybody told him what to do.
Ashley Hess
So I'll just. I'm not gonna tell you guys what we're doing. It's not like it's nothing you've never seen before, but it was my original idea. So we got there. My original idea was to do what we are now doing. He wasn't so into it. So what we had landed on was to do Dumb and Dumber. I was going to do a little sexier Dumb and Dumber. I found they still matched, but he found a blue suit. I was going to do the orange. Obviously, I'm more Lloyd's friend. And it didn't come. It, like, got lost via FedEx Halloween costumes dot com. By the way, great customer service. It just was, like, lost in the mail. So I started to panic when I realized it wasn't here. I was going to Maybe get it tailored to even fit a little bit better. Get it tailored? A cheap ass fucking polyester thing. I'll take you to the tailor. And I was like, I don't have time. I was like panicking. And then we all met up Saturday night, like six of us, Kate and Chad, who we had on recently, Bobby west side, you and me and my fiance. And we all kind of really what.
Raina Greenberg
Is bullied him about what a dumb idea he was having and what a better idea this is. It's crazy. Listen, couples costumes are very hard. And I will say, like I told you, I've been like fielding a million questions about like your wedding, what to wear. The number one question is, has been like what kind of couples costumes can you you suggest for me? Like I'm chatgpt. I know everybody keeps asking me, but male Halloween costumes are tough.
Ashley Hess
Yeah, they are tough. Are they though? You know what I got to say.
Raina Greenberg
Is you're a man and a man brain.
Ashley Hess
What we're being is I have had to order also to last minute. So a lot of the stuff is sold out. They have actually tons of options on the Internet, not enough in my size, whatever. So I'm scrambling to order three different variations of the main thing I need to wear. He had his delivered via instacart from the Spirit Halloween store Sunday morning. We decided this Saturday night at midnight.
Raina Greenberg
Now I, I, when you sent that, I was like, how is this here? Like I don't understand. Even Amazon can't get it that quickly.
Ashley Hess
Do.
Raina Greenberg
That's crazy.
Ashley Hess
I was like, are you going to do the costume? He was like, I am doing the costume. It's coming soon and I never want to hear the word Halloween costume again.
Raina Greenberg
Well, you're welcome, sparkle eyes. Cuz it's a way better idea than that. The photos are going to be way better.
Ashley Hess
They're going to be. He looked. I got so turned on when you put that on.
Raina Greenberg
I got a little turned on. Listen, you're gonna be so happy that you are not immortalizing yourself as Sexy Lloyd forever in all your photos.
Ashley Hess
I wanna look good. I mean, I love dumb and dumber. I'll do it. Me and you will do it next year.
Raina Greenberg
I actually think as an alternative, you should just be you and he can be me.
Ashley Hess
Yes.
Raina Greenberg
Do you guys think about that?
Ashley Hess
I mean, listen, it's just, it's already been done. And Robin Allison, Robin Allison did it better than anyone could ever do in 2019. And they dressed up like us. And it was the best thing of my life. Like I Wasn't even gonna go to that Halloween party. And Rob was like, you have to get here. Toured, like, we'd done shows, and he was like, you have to get here. I was like, fine, I'll come. So I come. And he and his wife are dressed up like you and me.
Raina Greenberg
So it was my outfit that I wore to every live show for years. Alison, his wife, wore jeans and a blazer, which is so.
Ashley Hess
And a long blonde way.
Raina Greenberg
Yes.
Ashley Hess
And then I, Rob, wore a blue jumpsuit. Okay, we got to thank our partner.
Raina Greenberg
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Ashley Hess
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Raina Greenberg
So the Louvre heist, it's been about a week, right? It was last Sunday, and they have caught two of the four heisters. Only took a week.
Ashley Hess
Paris moved slower, you know, like you said.
Raina Greenberg
I think it is so funny what has gone down. So they found two of them. Basically, what happened was there were no cameras in that room.
Ashley Hess
Okay?
Raina Greenberg
They had a room in the Louvre with no cameras, which. How the fuck are you not putting cameras in every room in the Louvre, the most famous, biggest museum on planet Earth?
Ashley Hess
What?
Raina Greenberg
How?
Ashley Hess
Right?
Raina Greenberg
So no cameras in there. And obviously the security guards didn't stop them. So they tested 100 DNA samples from the room in order to find these guys.
Ashley Hess
And they were, like, in the system.
Raina Greenberg
They must have just been in the system.
Ashley Hess
Yes.
Raina Greenberg
And so they found out these people were. Honestly, how is it 150? How are there not thousands of DNA samples in that room?
Ashley Hess
I don't even really understand. Well, you're not really supposed to touch stuff. What were they doing picking up, like, strands of hair?
Raina Greenberg
People be touching stuff. I'd be touching stuff.
Ashley Hess
All right, but maybe, yeah, maybe only 150 people touched stuff that day.
Raina Greenberg
They all hose down the museum, though. So these two guys where they were caught is probably the funniest of all of this. One of them was just caught at home and the other was caught at Charles Dugal at the Paris airport. The two most obvious places you could be after a heist is at your house and at the airport.
Ashley Hess
I don't understand why people don't go so far away.
Raina Greenberg
I thought they're men. Women would be on another kind.
Ashley Hess
100%. I thought that about Luigi. I'm like, why is he still in the tri state area? Like, get in the car and go or whatever vehicle. Again, I don't know how to commit a crime like this. I think I could do it better. I would be far away. The same thing with those toilet prisoners. They were not that far, far away.
Raina Greenberg
If you and I sat down for one hour and had a business meeting, we would figure out how to get away better.
Ashley Hess
I don't want to come across like a man that says, like, he could fly the plane if he needed to, but I feel like I could commit a crime better. I. If I could get away with it. I actually think, like, I would get tripped up immediately. I get caught quick. But if I escaped, I think I could escape forever.
Raina Greenberg
100%. And honestly, they didn't really put that much energy and time into breaking in. So they did. They put the equal amount of energy from not getting caught. Like, they just bought a crane and walked up the side of the building. You and I could have done this. Like, anyone could have done this. They just, like, cut into the window, went inside. Give me like two hours. Me and you, we would have taken care of this. But yes, just at home and at the airport, just hanging out at home. You know, the last place I'd be after a heist after I saw $100 million in jewelry, is at home.
Ashley Hess
Totally. You probably would be at home.
Raina Greenberg
Yeah, probably.
Ashley Hess
You'd be like, be home.
Raina Greenberg
The gardeners coming, People staying with me.
Ashley Hess
No, I have TV to watch.
Raina Greenberg
Nobody wants.
Ashley Hess
This is on. Can I just say, this has really gripped the world. International scandal and the excitement around it reminds me of the Coldplay scandal in that it is surrounding something that's like, not great, you know, like theft, cheating. But it just feels different. It feels like light fun. Like the energy is okay, nobody died. It's a distraction from the dumpster fire of the country. And it just. There's a weird energy that it's like we are talking about someone cheating on their wife. We are talking about theft of millions of dollars of jewels. But it's still just like, we can joke about it.
Raina Greenberg
I think it's delightful. Yeah. I mean, it's so unserious how they robbed The Louvre too. It's just like this took two seconds and like four minutes of planning. Like, it's just funny.
Ashley Hess
It's crazy that it's the Louvre, the most famous museum in the world. Like any other museum, I guess with the exception of the Guggenheim or the Met, it wouldn't be in the zeitgeist like this. Like, it would be like, oh, this museum in Indiana got robbed. Who cares? Like the fact that it's the fucking Louvre. No.
Raina Greenberg
And they just hired a crane, walked right in and left.
Ashley Hess
Not hired. They had to get, they had to.
Raina Greenberg
Get down that crane too.
Ashley Hess
Like, do you just picture him just like. And like sliding down, down like Christmas.
Raina Greenberg
Morning like a sled.
Ashley Hess
Okay, so the next crime update is this NBA gambling ring, which we don't need to get into all the ins and outs, but all these people were implicated in for things that happened years ago. Some back in like 2022, 2024, but even like as far back as like 09. But there's a mix of things in terms of like poker games, but also players throwing games. And there's always been speculation about all sports being rigged. And you know, like, it's a tough thing to talk about, but it's just like shady goes on like Vegas. Like so much of the sports is centered around gambling and the outcome. And people have always talked about like players taking actions or not taking actions in games to influence the outcome because they have something riding on it or other people have something riding on it, like they're involved in, they might miss a shot, they might not play as long, they might fake an injury, things like that. And some of that was involved in this.
Raina Greenberg
Okay, so we were talking about, it's called prop bets and it's, it's betting on one player. And obviously somebody can like. And I, by the way, I didn't know that off the hand. I chat Chibi teed it. But you know, you could throw a game yourself that you're betting on. So that's why it's like even more illegal. And the NBA is like gone out of their way to really. I mean every sport has incentivize their players and allow them to take endorsement deals and whatever they want to do to incentivize them to not do this. But this is like this big ring of players that were involved in this mafia gambling ring and also throwing games.
Ashley Hess
Yes. And like the New York Times article will post, but it says how was the mafia involved? According to the indictment, members of four of New York's long established crime families The Bonanno, Gambino, Genovese and Lucha say groups ran high stakes illegal poker games in Manhattan. Like, yes, I know there's mob families, but it still doesn't feel real to me. Like, it still doesn't feel real that like the four mob families, like, that's a real thing. Like again, it feels very like movie esque.
Raina Greenberg
So Mafia movies. Yeah, Mafia movies. Mafia shows are like my favorite thing on earth. Which probably says something about me.
Ashley Hess
I don't know.
Raina Greenberg
I'll look into it later in therapy. But the. Thank you so much. The top, there's five main crime families and that's four of them that you just listed. So the most famous is like the Gambino and Lucchese. Yes. It's just they're really, really famous mafia because basically everybody's in on this except for one of them. Crazy.
Ashley Hess
Okay, so that is our crime report and we're going to talk about the hottest Halloween costumes for 2025.
Raina Greenberg
So we asked our listeners what they're going to be and I am really surprised that some things came up over and over and over again. Our listeners are so creative. It was hard to find stuff that came up over and over because like every answer was different and there was hundreds.
Ashley Hess
Yeah. Also speaking of the Louvre robbers, number one, burglars. Heisters. Yeah, totally. So how do you think people are doing this?
Raina Greenberg
How are they getting dressed?
Ashley Hess
Like, is it just like all black? Okay.
Raina Greenberg
You know, and they're maybe wearing jewels.
Ashley Hess
Yeah. A little Mona Lisa. I think that's an iconic costume and I can't wait to see the variations on it and what people do with it. The scoot. If you have a scooter and you.
Raina Greenberg
Can just be comfy. Any costume that lets you just be. I'm gonna be so uncomfy.
Ashley Hess
Sexy Friday. Sexy Louvre heister.
Raina Greenberg
Yes.
Ashley Hess
I love it.
Raina Greenberg
But we got so many and you guys are just like so creative. And I really expected a lot of like Taylor and Travis and almost none.
Ashley Hess
Taylor and Travis feels a little over. It feels very young. I didn't see as many life of a showgirl responses. But maybe that might just not be our audience. But I do think people are going to do life of a showgirl. I think that's. Those are fun outfits to wear you.
Raina Greenberg
And I've been wearing them for years.
Ashley Hess
Exactly. That's just in our closet. Yeah. Let us know if you need a Barbarina's outfits.
Raina Greenberg
More people with their pets costumes than I've ever seen. A lot of people are doing people their pets Lilo and Stitch came up a lot. Do you know this reference?
Ashley Hess
Yeah, I do. Google some of this stuff. Can I tell you what came up a lot that I had to ask if it had had a resurgence was the Lorax continuously. The Lorax came up a lot.
Raina Greenberg
So it's for pregnant people.
Ashley Hess
Okay, So I want to talk about pregnant costume. What if I ever got pregnant and wasn't eight to nine months pregnant on Halloween? I'd be pissed. That is the best time to be pregnant. Like, that's so fun for costumes.
Raina Greenberg
So fun.
Ashley Hess
I think I would just want to be a big, like, thing, like an avocado or an eight ball.
Raina Greenberg
That's a good idea. An avocado I like.
Ashley Hess
Yeah. I think an avocado would be funny. I think an eight ball would be really funny.
Raina Greenberg
I would draw somebody's face on it.
Ashley Hess
Or just some, like. I don't know what's like a. You know, I'd be Chris Christie. Like a fat person. Fat man that I hate. I'm sorry. Chris Christie. That body.
Raina Greenberg
So you go whole body. I was thinking, like, draw a face on the belly. You know, try like, black T shirt.
Ashley Hess
I don't know.
Raina Greenberg
I've decided you just get, like.
Ashley Hess
Okay.
Raina Greenberg
Spray put on it.
Ashley Hess
Your own face? Yeah.
Raina Greenberg
Like a child's face or something.
Ashley Hess
You know, it'd be so funny. You painted, like, the actual baby. Like, what it looks like in there. Like the sonogram.
Raina Greenberg
I am me.
Ashley Hess
Yeah. You just look like you're like a ultrasound.
Raina Greenberg
Fembots came up a lot. Austin Powers and fembots come up a lot every year. I feel Labubus came up a ton of. I would love to be a Laboboo. How comfortable that would be.
Ashley Hess
The Labo boos are going to be so cute for kids, too. Like, I want to see a lot of little kid Labubus running around. How adorable. Cruella deville came up.
Raina Greenberg
I've always wanted to be here, and I keep forgetting every year.
Ashley Hess
I know. Ms. Frizzle.
Raina Greenberg
Okay, that's the one that came up a lot.
Ashley Hess
I don't care. Magic school bus.
Raina Greenberg
She's a bus driver.
Ashley Hess
Yeah. Or she's the teacher. Or she's. Is she the bus driver? Whatever. It's the magic school bus. Victoria Ratliff. So the White Lotus I'm so excited to see. We were talking with friends of ours who were gonna be Victoria Ratliff, and then either a bottle of lorazepam or the dad. And I was like, I like the dad because the Duke T shirt. It's so easy. I don't know. Just the Duke T shirt with jeans and flip flops. Or shorts and flip flops. Like, that's so obvious. And you could still carry, like, a giant lorazepam bottle and a gun. I said, you gotta bring a gun. And she was like, I don't know about that. Not in 2025. I don't know if I'm gonna do a gun.
Raina Greenberg
Does she have a gun?
Ashley Hess
Yeah, she has a gun. What I'm doing, really, I'm wearing, like, a utility belt. I ordered, like, a cop belt. A gun.
Raina Greenberg
She has a gun.
Ashley Hess
I mean, I might. I don't know. I don't need a fake gun. I don't really, like. Whatever.
Raina Greenberg
I used to do it in college. I was always like, sexy cop. But I think it's become, like, a little less okay to carry a fake gun around. I was wondering if a gun. What's that? It's called the Mandela Effect, where you imagine something was there before. You know, Fruit of the Loom. When you imagine the Fruit of the. People think there's a cornucopia there, but there isn't.
Ashley Hess
Yeah. Like the Berenstain Bears. Everybody thinks it's Berenstein. Yes, it's Berenstain. Which I'll never get over. No, I've looked up photos of her.
Raina Greenberg
Huh?
Ashley Hess
In the movie. She has. She has a gun. What's the other one?
Raina Greenberg
She has all the weapons. Britney Spears with the headset, which I wore the headset for the Oops, I Did It Again video.
Ashley Hess
And she's not. She doesn't have the headset. She only has, like, the pigtails.
Raina Greenberg
Yeah.
Ashley Hess
Okay. I'm obsessed with Katy Perry, astronaut. Or all of the astronauts. I'm just so excited to see these. And we saw some last weekend. People have been celebrating because of the weekend before, but the astronauts. I love it as a girl.
Raina Greenberg
I love it as a girl group outfit.
Ashley Hess
Me, too.
Raina Greenberg
I love it. Okay, here's what I wanted to ask you about. The Hex Girls from Scooby Doo.
Ashley Hess
Okay. This came out. It did a bunch. Okay.
Raina Greenberg
More than anything, except for the Lorax and loo boos and Mrs. Frizzle.
Ashley Hess
Did you look it up?
Raina Greenberg
Yeah, I looked it up. They're like these villains. Scooby Doo. I've seen people do the Scooby Doo Girls.
Ashley Hess
I love a Scooby Doo, and I love that as a group costume. I love Scooby Doo. Love. We have friends doing Fresh Prince of Bel Air group costume for the Halloween party. I cannot Wait to see it. How fun is that?
Raina Greenberg
So excited. Carlton, I'm worried I'm wearing a lot of face paint and makeup and I'm worried people aren't gonna recognize me.
Ashley Hess
Wear the hot dog with the face. Okay. This is just funny and creative and cute. The Morton salt girl.
Raina Greenberg
Wait, I think that's adorable.
Ashley Hess
That's funny.
Raina Greenberg
I don't like any costume that I have to, like, lug around a thing. And so, like, I think those ones are so creative, like the lorazepan bottle or, like, the salt. But then I think, like, I'm gonna be lugging around something like, how do you car in that?
Ashley Hess
I know. I think about that girl, like, last year that did mudang. It was so elaborate. She just took up so much space. You just. You gotta.
Raina Greenberg
You gotta get dressed at the venue.
Ashley Hess
Yeah, but it's really. If that's your thing, if you're Heidi Klum and you're a Halloween person. So our next door neighbors are big Halloween people. And last year when I moved in, my landlord said they do this big Halloween party. Maybe they'll invite you. Whatever. Last year we were touring because they do it the weekend before Halloween. She's like, I don't want to compete with Halloween. The. My neighbor. Yeah. So they were setting up. I saw the setup last year, but I didn't see the party set up. So outside their door, they put all this crazy stuff. Inflatables, witches that are cackling. So much decor. And last year, what I didn't see that I've gotten to see this year because they had the party was the step and repeat. So there's a step and repeat in a pretty tight walkway. I'm kind of in, like, a townhome situation. Red carpet rain, it's still out there. I think it's gonna be there for the party.
Raina Greenberg
I would live it through Christmas this.
Ashley Hess
Week, is my point. Like, all of our families are coming to my house.
Raina Greenberg
So you don't need to get a step and repeat. They'll just use that one.
Ashley Hess
Like when I realized last night that all of our families are coming to the house on Wednesday. And they're gonna have to walk across the red carpet and step and repeat. Everybody's gonna be sitting outside.
Raina Greenberg
People are gonna see it at the end of the walkway and think it's yours. And they're gonna think, Ashley, like, did all this for us. And they're gonna be like, oh, you're going to be like, okay, so walk to the step and repeat. And then walk past the step and Repeat the next house.
Ashley Hess
You'll know it's our unit when you.
Raina Greenberg
Have the step and decor.
Ashley Hess
Okay, someone. CVS receipt is always one of my favorites.
Raina Greenberg
Queen of Hearts, I really loved. I was the Queen of Hearts when I was like 3 years old. My mom used to like, sew all of our costumes and she'd made this very cute, like, Queen of Hearts. Like a gown. Yeah, I was like, so cute as a 3 year old. I'm obsessed with that idea. Elvis and Priscilla, I love her look is so iconic. The big black beehive.
Ashley Hess
What else was so big this year in the vein of White Lotus that.
Raina Greenberg
People would be the three girls. Oh, that's great. But like, that's also one of them where, like, nobody really knows, like, what that is.
Ashley Hess
I'm just thinking like 2025. Like, I do think Katy Perry. Astronauts for sure. Like, also, there's just so many. The political landscape is so dark. It feels like you don't even want to make fun of it. But there are so many ways to do that. I mean, you know who I would love to be is just like Kristi Noem. Just like that. Fucked up. Yeah, you're just Caroline.
Raina Greenberg
That's your costume.
Ashley Hess
Caroline, her two private jets.
Raina Greenberg
Anybody tries to talk to you, you're just like, next.
Ashley Hess
Yeah.
Raina Greenberg
No, you're stupid. Pretty Woman, I always love. Obviously that's like, just like tried and true. I'm obsessed.
Ashley Hess
So we'll talk about. Nobody wants this shortly. Morgan, the sister. And nobody wants us in that episode. She dresses up like Julia Robertson. Pretty Woman, like the sex worker outfit. I've always wanted to do it. It's been on my list for years. I want to do it so badly and I just never do it. And it's not so great as a couple's costume. Like, you just need a guy in a suit. Yeah, I don't. Would you do it? I would do it solo.
Raina Greenberg
I mean, if I was dating somebody that was like, really not into Halloween. Yeah, I guess you could, like, throw them a bone. Be like, you could be in the suit. But, like, I don't know. I don't.
Ashley Hess
I don't.
Raina Greenberg
I don't need it. It's like, we'll do a Halloween show next year for Girls Got eight. You'd be pretty much.
Ashley Hess
Okay, I'm gonna do that. Yeah.
Raina Greenberg
I'll be Cruella De Vel.
Ashley Hess
You know, it would be fun to take a break midway through and then change into the red gown. Like, really do the Pretty Woman glow up. Yeah. Maybe we should do it for the Holiday shows.
Raina Greenberg
Pretty Woman. Halloween theme for the holiday shows.
Ashley Hess
Listen.
Raina Greenberg
I was, like, reading this list, and I was like, damn it. I like, we. I think we both always want to be Pretty Woman. I've always wanted to do Poison Ivy. I love Queen of Hearts.
Ashley Hess
Now someone wrote Hulk, and I feel like they mean Incredible Hulk and not Hulk Hogan who died. There was Hulk Hogan's dead Hulk Hogan.
Raina Greenberg
There was a dead Hulk Hogan.
Ashley Hess
No, they. No one, Raina. Someone did not say Zombie Hulk Hogan.
Raina Greenberg
Somebody just wrote Hulk Hogan.
Ashley Hess
But dead Hulk Hogan is dark but really funny. I mean, anyone dead, like, if you're paying tribute to them, but, like, you do someone and you do their zombie version. Incredible. That's what you thought Someone wrote Hulk. Just Hulk. What do you guys think? Let us know in the comments.
Raina Greenberg
I thought Hogan.
Ashley Hess
I thought incredible.
Raina Greenberg
There really are just two types of girls in Halloween. And yesterday was so funny because we were on a group chat with, like, a bunch of our girlfriends. And it is so two types of girls in Halloween because Megan sent us her outfit, and she's being the mask.
Ashley Hess
And so another one I've always wanted.
Raina Greenberg
To do, she is just, like, head to toe, yellow suit, green face paint. And I'm like, I'm in my costume, too. And I sent, like, a photo to the group, and I'm just butthole out in a thong, half naked.
Ashley Hess
I was like, the aunties are gonna love this.
Raina Greenberg
I'm gonna wear Andy's.
Ashley Hess
Maybe another one in here, which I think is great for pregnant women, is Ursula.
Raina Greenberg
Okay, so somebody said they were doing Ursula with all the tentacles. The amount of space you're gonna take up.
Ashley Hess
I like. Ursula is a group costume, too. Ursula the Little Mermaid is a group costume. Like Ursula.
Raina Greenberg
That's a good couple's costume. If you also don't. If your man doesn't want to dress up.
Ashley Hess
Prince Eric, hottest princess, just. Well, actually, Aladdin. No one said Aladdin and Jasmine in here, which I wouldn't mind doing either. Whatever. I just love Jasmine's outfit.
Raina Greenberg
I was Jasmine as a little girl. You know that, too. I was when I was four. I was Jasmine when I was three. I was the Queen of hearts. My mom sewed my outfit Azul as a boob.
Ashley Hess
Forget it. I wasn't allowed to do it. Okay? I got shamed out of that one for sure. I said that I wanted to do Aladdin and Jasmine the other night. Bobby laughed. No, it was the hardest I've seen Bobby laugh. He had to get up and do a lap. He was like, you can't Be that. I was like, it's just Disney. Kate and Chad are there. I'm like, you guys, it's Disney Prince and princess.
Raina Greenberg
You should do it next year. You should do for Christmas.
Ashley Hess
Okay, so Overall, the number one Halloween costume of 2025 is the Louvre Heisters. And we can't wait to see how people interpret this. I think I want to see that the most. White lotus and astronauts Katy Perry, Gayle King, the girl gang that went to space.
Raina Greenberg
So just tag us in your Halloween photos because this is the first year in a long time we're not doing a girl's gotta eat show on Halloween. But the whole gang is gonna be together. Me, you, sparkle eyes, and our videographer. We all met for Halloween, so it'll be great.
Ashley Hess
Okay, so we have one more Halloween discussion to have that I think it's gonna be really fun and different, but we're gonna take a break first and then we will get into it.
Raina Greenberg
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Ashley Hess
Such a great to stay connected. We do it too with our family. And you know, my brother will be like, hey, mom and dad, check the Aura frame. New pics of the boys just dropped.
Raina Greenberg
It's so cute. It's really nice for the whole family. And sometimes I'm just like, send me photos of the baby and my sister in law is like, go to our ORA frame app.
Ashley Hess
But it's amazing because it's in your home and like pictures you don't even know about pop up. Like, what? It's such a dopamine hit.
Raina Greenberg
I know. So nice. It's just like so nice for my parents because they can't like be around the baby as much as they want to. And so. Or frames are great. You can upload unlimited photos and videos to them. So videos is also so cool. You can preload photos even before it ships. So when somebody opens it up, it's already on there. You can personalize the gift and share photos and videos, and the gift box is included. So every frame comes packaged in this premium gift box with no price tag. So it's really beautiful how it comes. The packaging is lovely. And this is a time of year, obviously you're buying gifts for people. And I just absolutely love this as a gift. It's so, so perfect.
Ashley Hess
And it's really easy to set up. I mean, it pairs with an app, but you can set it up in gift mode so you can have it locked and loaded for whoever you're going to gift it to. But I just think sometimes we talk about parents and grandparents and they get a little overwhelmed, like you can do it all for them or they can take control of it themselves. I just want to mention how easy it is to set up and get photos onto it. And they really do have it primed and ready for gifting it as well. And everything just looks so good. They have these, like, smart cropping tools and you can kind of have the photos edited and like the way that they're supposed to look best. So we just love it.
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Ashley Hess
I know. I have been hearing about it and seeing it everywhere.
Raina Greenberg
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Ashley Hess
Pill addy go to a d d y I.com to find a provider and use coupon code GGE for a $10 telemed appointment@ addy.com okay, so one more thing we want to talk about on the Halloween front. Jenny Jones sent me this reel and this group and I think it was in New York probably they hosted a party that they called Scary Bradshaw and everyone dressed up as different versions of Carrie Bradshaw and some people did other characters. There was a Samantha Jones. Someone did the post it. The post it is making a resurgence.
Raina Greenberg
Post it was the first thing I thought of.
Ashley Hess
Yes, I'm seeing people dress up as the burger post it but I loved all the different versions of Carrie and in the video the main one that stood out to me was the Runway Carrie when she did the fashion show in the blue panties and fell face planted. So I wanted to talk about what Carrie's you would be so I was.
Raina Greenberg
Just trying to like drill down like the most famous outfits. I mean there's just so many. How could you even pick and I really had so much fun going through this because I mean I forgot half of the outfits. They're just so good. So my my number one Scary Carrie outfit. Oh the cloud hat from just like.
Ashley Hess
I didn't go in Just like that. I'm going old school.
Raina Greenberg
It's my only one from Just like that. But it was. It is, I think maybe one of the more recognizable ones outside of like the. The original she's on the bus outfit.
Ashley Hess
Oh, like the tutu.
Raina Greenberg
The tutu with the. Yes.
Ashley Hess
Okay, so I think I have to say bird on the head. Bride Carrie.
Raina Greenberg
That was my second one.
Ashley Hess
It's my wedding week. Bird on the head. The ones I chose have like a physical element to them. So.
Raina Greenberg
Yes.
Ashley Hess
So cowboy Carrie at the Hamptons party, throwing up on the beach. The 20 somethings verse, 30 somethings episode where she sees Big, she meets Natasha and she has the bandana around her arm and she has like a bra top on and she pukes on the beach. Like, that's what I picture. So I love cowboy Carrie and I love 35th birthday Carrie. When she's alone at dinner, nobody comes to her birthday party. Everybody's late, and she's wearing a beret and she drops her cake in the street. Like I would bring a cake.
Raina Greenberg
Drop it.
Ashley Hess
I love a prop.
Raina Greenberg
You walk into the party and just drop it.
Ashley Hess
Drop your cake.
Raina Greenberg
I have newspaper dress Carrie.
Ashley Hess
Newspaper dress Carrie.
Raina Greenberg
Do you remember this one?
Ashley Hess
Yeah, of course.
Raina Greenberg
Okay.
Ashley Hess
Yeah.
Raina Greenberg
So I have newspaper dress Carrie. And then the belt. I don't know if you remember this belt, but she wore it with a bunch of outfits.
Ashley Hess
Okay.
Raina Greenberg
She was always in Paris. It's a black studded belt. She wore the hot pink dress in one. Okay. Green dress with another. So I might just wear the belt.
Ashley Hess
You just do the belt.
Raina Greenberg
And then just when I think about her, I always think about her in Paris when she's in this like Versace gown she's waiting for.
Ashley Hess
Like takes up the room.
Raina Greenberg
Yes. Where she's sitting on the bed with that giant gown. And just to walk in the room with that. I know, it's such main character energy. So those are my faves.
Ashley Hess
Okay. Riding crop and top hat carry. When she shows up from the BDSM party and she has the top hat and she does the riding crop. And then probably what I would do. Probably my top top. Is French Carrie throwing the McDonald's?
Raina Greenberg
Is she in this?
Ashley Hess
Do you know the show French? She throws the McDonald's when Big's moving to Paris.
Raina Greenberg
Oh. And she knocks on the door. She knocks on the door. Listen, there's a lot of. A lot of Paris outfits.
Ashley Hess
I know the show and then Jenny's submission. Because I was like, what would you do? Was New York mag cover Carrie.
Raina Greenberg
Yeah.
Ashley Hess
Just hungover with the cigarette and a single and fabulous question mark. I would. I don't even know what to pick. And we. I think we should do this. Should we do this for a show theme? Like a girls gotta eat show theme. I love that Sex in the city theme. I love that. If we would ever do that for a show, because you don't have to participate, but I think so many people would want to. All these carries.
Raina Greenberg
I love it.
Ashley Hess
Or Charlotte's and Samantha's.
Raina Greenberg
Yeah, just like, Sex and the City themed.
Ashley Hess
Yeah.
Raina Greenberg
Or Steve, you just bring a basketball and you just wear, like, umbros.
Ashley Hess
Harry with a bald cap. I want to be Samantha.
Raina Greenberg
When the bush. The pouch.
Ashley Hess
When they said she got fat. Yeah. The pooch fat. Samantha, literally, she looked phenomenal. She had to try to, like, make her stomach, like, fold over once. And they were like, oh, because she had the dog, too. So that's another.
Raina Greenberg
Okay.
Ashley Hess
I love it. It's Samantha with the orange bush.
Raina Greenberg
That's what I'm.
Ashley Hess
Orange with the bush. Okay, so those are our scary Bradshaw picks. I just think that's such a fun theme party.
Raina Greenberg
All right, well, let's talk about fall tv.
Ashley Hess
So much going on.
Raina Greenberg
There's so much good stuff. I don't even know how to, like, narrow it down. I'm, like, really, like, in my TV renaissance. I'm really not watching any reality tv. I mean, there's just nothing out right now. Except for Love is Blind Reunion will be out this week. Something that's interesting about that, I just wanted to tell you, is that the show was filmed over two years ago. What? Yes.
Ashley Hess
I didn't think they were doing it that far out anymore. We heard about that early days. I thought we had a tighter timeline.
Raina Greenberg
No, I remember somebody telling us the Denver season, it was filmed at the same time as the Minneapolis season.
Ashley Hess
Okay.
Raina Greenberg
So. And then they always put a year in between the show and the reunion, which I love. But people are, like, speculating the sparkle. Megan was with this mystery guy and a baby and that she had a baby. And people were like, how could she get off the show and have a baby? This is. This has been years since the show.
Ashley Hess
So does she have a baby?
Raina Greenberg
They're teasing, revealed. But they're teasing that maybe she did. And there's been pictures of her with an infant and a mystery guy outside of her house.
Ashley Hess
Wow.
Raina Greenberg
And so all will be revealed, I guess, today.
Ashley Hess
Yeah. We watched the weddings last week. The three of us. Me, you, and my fiance. And your predictions were mostly right. And no one got married. And just. Just A few things stuck out. Megan's speech at the end, she started it and I was like, oh, like people are gonna not like this. And then she turned it around into this. Like, I've kind of reflected and realized maybe I'm more selfish than I realized and not meant to be a mother. And the Edmund storyline just had me up. Like, I just can't even talk about it. Like, he just. That's someone that has so many, like, abandonment issues. And his mom wasn't there and the teacher was there, and I just. I was like, on the verge of tears the whole time. And I think Calabria handled it really well. I could cry right now. Something about it, like, you just. He's really been through it and you were. Watch someone with that type of abandonment issues and has been through the foster care system in such a way is like, just shouldn't be rejected in front of a. I don't know. It really hurt my heart. And Anton and Ally, we thought she was just. Something went down. She was just quick and dirty. You're dumped by, like, that was shocking.
Raina Greenberg
I just, I. You know, I always say that I think love is blind. Producers are the dirtiest of the dirty. And she might. Ally might have been up there for 45 minutes talking, like, you just don't know. I did think she was going to say no, and that was her prediction. But then you saw her on the wedding day and she was like, I love him so much. He's my person. He's the best. I mean, she was so, like, waxing so poetic and romantic about it that I was like, oh, I'm wrong. I must be wrong.
Ashley Hess
It is crazy that they go up to the altar. I. I just. I feel like the producers, they've got to be incentivizing these people because why do Sparkle, Megan and Jordan get to do it privately? And why would Calabria do that to Edmund in front of all those people? Like, I don't know, like, those two just didn't sit right with it just to. I get it. It's the show. We didn't even see it really, till Jimmy and Chelsea. That you could break up before the altar.
Raina Greenberg
We didn't know that you could do that. And like Shane and Natalie in the Chicago season, like, they get to the altar and they ultimately break up. And she says that they had some, like, knockdown, drag out, like, kind of verbally abusive fight the night before. And, like, she still had to go to the altar and say no, even though clearly, like, she felt, like, unsafe. Yeah. And so it's Interesting that now people are allowed to say no. And I really can't believe that they sent Edmund up there to do that. It feels unkind.
Ashley Hess
Yeah, I know. But I think he's doing all right. I just, you know, you know, I feel for him. And so anyway, the reunion will have been last night, and we'll see what happens with Sparkle Megan and this pregnancy. Clickbait, essentially. But maybe it's true. So we just want to go through a couple things that are out now or coming out very soon. Obviously, nobody wants this. Season two, you have finished it. We're gonna do spoilers, by the way. We're gonna talk about it up to the point that I've watched, which is almost. It's eight episodes. I don't want it to end. I think 10. No, I'm saying I'm at eight.
Raina Greenberg
Oh, you're at eight.
Ashley Hess
Yeah, so I'm at eight. I just. This show is the best show on TV. I mean, my only note is it's just too short. I mean, it's five hours total the whole season. And it's just so wonderful.
Raina Greenberg
I finished the season. I loved it very much. There's some chatter online about the ending and it being. I won't give you spoilers, but a little lazy. Oh, and I do agree that it was a little lazy. And I'm excited for you to finish it. I was just like, I think we could have just done something better with these characters. But what I love about this season is that Morgan is so heavily featured. I love her character. I loved her on succession. And she's dating her therapist who also was one of the sort of sub characters in succession. I just, I love the two of them together. And I love that Sasha Atta, Birdie's brother, is heavily featured. Him and his wife. And I love these, like, sub storylines. I don't think that they really developed Kristen Bell and the Rabbi, Crusty Bell and Adam Battery. Their relationship didn't develop that much this season. It was just kind of like watching two people figure out being together.
Ashley Hess
Yeah, I'm with you. But I mean, I think that's the way to create a successful show is to get people invested into all the other lives outside of the main characters. They pack so much into these 30 minute episodes, 27 minute episodes. The. The Purim Halloween. Jewish Halloween episode.
Raina Greenberg
Reina.
Ashley Hess
It was diabolical. I watched it last night. The mom converting to Judaism. The Morgan storyline is unhinged. I'm obsessed with it. I knew he was going to propose the second he said, I Want to say something?
Raina Greenberg
We, of course.
Ashley Hess
But, I mean, it's just. It is crazy. And the wedding dress scene, and they're doing really insane stuff and making it feel like it could happen in real life because, you know, that's my biggest issue. When shows take it too far. This is not realistic. This would never happen. And. Yeah, probably not, but they make you believe it. And what they have done with the storyline with her surprise, launching the boyfriend and then moving in and then getting engaged. I mean, I'm so obsessed with it.
Raina Greenberg
I love it. And I totally agree with you. This show really sits right on the edge of, like, it's. It's almost ridiculous, but it's still helping people out.
Ashley Hess
They toe the line. They really do. I mean, I think that's a testament to the writers, the actors, the producers. Obviously, it's just the best show, truly.
Raina Greenberg
And it's great cameos this season. Seth Rogen is on it as one of the late Meesters. And the Leyton Easter episode is so good. And I actually. I don't know. Did you know ahead of time how they're gonna incorporate her into the show? Uh, so she's just. If you guys have watched it, she plays this influencer called Abbey Love Smoothies.
Ashley Hess
Oh, yeah.
Raina Greenberg
Who, like, picked on Kristen Bell as a kid. They were. It's so well integrated. Each episode is really a complete thought.
Ashley Hess
Yes.
Raina Greenberg
And like a lesson. And you watch Kristen Bell realize she does want to get married and she does want to have kids and have this traditional life. And I just. I'm really enjoying this season. And can I just say, there's just. I've been reading a lot of reviews about it and people diving deep onto what happens in these three relationships. Because you see Adam Brody's brother and his wife start to have, like, relationship issues, basically based on him maybe being attracted to Morgan a little bit. And that brings to light some relationship issues between the two of them and the kids stuff and the kid stuff. And there's, like, a lot of chatter about, like, how you. There should have been more backstory and how did it accelerate so fast and blah, blah. I like living in the space where, like, I don't have to care that deeply. I can just enjoy a piece of content.
Ashley Hess
Yeah.
Raina Greenberg
And I know you're in. My jobs is to think deep and give hot takes and review things. But, like, I feel about. Nobody wants this. How I felt about life as a life of a showgirl. I just wanna enjoy it. I just enjoyed it. I know I didn't have to go that deep on it. I didn't have to, like, unearth every lyric and every Easter egg. And is this terrible compared to her last thing? Is this as important as what she's done? I just enjoyed it as art. It was just.
Ashley Hess
I'm not in that.
Raina Greenberg
I'm not in that world. Yeah.
Ashley Hess
I mean, I certainly. If I felt like something lacked a backstory or character development, like, I'll call it out, but I'm not really feeling like that. I'm down for it.
Raina Greenberg
So enjoy that season, you guys. We just. We love it. I can't wait for you to finish it. It's just. I miss it. I'm sad it's over.
Ashley Hess
No, I've been trying to savor it. That's why we really could have knocked it out last night. I was like, I want to save a little, you know, to get me through this week. Okay. And then the girlfriend. You finished it.
Raina Greenberg
Yeah, it's Robin Ray Penn. She has a son. And it oscillates between her point of view. She's the mother, and the. His girlfriend's point of view. Every episode is told from both points of views. And you're like, which one is crazier?
Ashley Hess
It's so brilliant. I am. I've only. I think we've gotten through three. I've been a little busy. I'm obsessed with it. I don't know anyone who wouldn't love this show.
Raina Greenberg
And a good couple show, you said.
Ashley Hess
Yeah, we're both loving it. I don't know how you couldn't get hooked from scene one. So anyway, that's on Amazon.
Raina Greenberg
And Murdoch Death in the Family is about the Murdoch family. There's been quite a few documentaries about them. They're a South Carolina family that was really, like, bureaucratically entrenched. And Alec Murdoch, the father, has gone to prison for murdering his son and his wife. But then the son also sort of accidentally killed this girl on his boat one day. And the other son, he's sort of implicated in this death of a homosexual boy that he went to high school with that he was allegedly having some kind of gay affair with. And it's really, like, messy. And you can watch the documentaries about it, but their story is fascinating. The show is great. Patricia Arquette plays the mother, and she is just. I'm hanging on every moment of her. It's phenomenal. It's on Hulu. There is only one a week, but by the time this comes out, there will be five to binge.
Ashley Hess
Oh, perfect. Okay, great. Really quick. English teacher. I loved season two is out. That's a great show. And that's gonna be on Hulu. And then a show called I Love la. I watched this trailer, I felt like it looked so great. This is gonna be HBO November 2, and it's eight episodes. Follows a tight knit group of friends who reunite after years apart and deal with their changing ambitions, new relationships, and what it means to make it in Los Angeles. It's written by and stars Rachel Sennett, who we loved her in I Used to Be Funny. I think we talk.
Raina Greenberg
That's what she's from. Yeah, that's where she's from.
Ashley Hess
She's done a lot and she's really brilliant and we love watching her. But I just love show set in la. I mean, also, nobody wants this. I'm just obsessed. Like, I love New York too, but New York and LA shows are such a different style. They have different music, they have different vibes. And so I love both. I and I would prefer one or the two. Like we've lived in those places. That's why I like to watch shows in New York and LA and so I love LA. Again, HBO, November 2nd, and then all's Fair on Hulu.
Raina Greenberg
It's The Kim Kardashian, November 4. All female law firm, divorce attorneys. Oh, they're divorce attorneys.
Ashley Hess
Okay. Yeah. So it's this team of divorce attorneys. They left a male dominated firm to start their own practice. And it looks like scandalous and cutthroat. And I didn't know what this was going to be. I saw Kim Kardashian was having had a new show again, this isn't her show. I'm going to talk about the other incredible cast members. But I was like, what's this gonna be? And then I watched the trailer, I was like, oh, my God, I cannot wait. Sarah Paulson, Glenn Close, Naomi Watts, Niecy Nash, Betts. Like, I cannot. It looks amazing. Such an all star cast. And so Kim Kardashian was interviewed and she said she modeled her character after Laura Wasser, who was her divorce attorney and who we've had on the show and who helped me a little bit with my prenup. And we're gonna talk about it. And I've had an incredible experience that I didn't anticipate to have been so incredible. I'm gonna talk about the entire prenup experience in a couple weeks. But we just. When she said Laura Wasser, I was just like, we know Laura. I know Laura. Really helps me with it. I'll explain later. We love her anyway. That's all's fair. And that's on Hulu in a couple days.
Raina Greenberg
And then something that is near and dear to my heart. And this is not the fall TV preview. This will probably not be out until at least 2026, but.
Ashley Hess
Oh, okay.
Raina Greenberg
Harry Potter is being made into a television show on hbo, which I am, like, very excited. I think it's gonna be, like, like, really dark. It is a massive undertaking, a huge budget, and the first book is gonna be the first season. And then they may or may not break the other ones up into multiple seasons, but there is just endless amounts of storylines. I mean, it was growing up, like, my favorite book. I think it's gonna be phenomenal.
Ashley Hess
Is J.K. rowling involved in this? I don't know.
Raina Greenberg
She's. I can't confirm or deny. They've cast it, and it's a whole new cast of kids.
Ashley Hess
Yeah, she has something else.
Raina Greenberg
I mean, you can't include.
Ashley Hess
I just feel people don't want to support her. I didn't know if she was.
Raina Greenberg
She's probably busy. She's probably at some, like, anti trans rally. She's trying to ruin the world.
Ashley Hess
Trying to ruin her personality. Yeah, that's her legacy.
Raina Greenberg
She's like, I can't participate in this. I have to just spread hate in the world.
Ashley Hess
She should move here. She should be a part of this government.
Raina Greenberg
She'd fit right in. Hot cabinet pick J.K. rowling. Spread hate to people who don't deserve it.
Ashley Hess
Well, that is exciting news for Potterheads. Is that what you guys are called?
Raina Greenberg
Potheads? Potheads.
Ashley Hess
It's not potheads. Shut up.
Raina Greenberg
I just made that up. But I. I love Harry Potter. I'm obsessed.
Ashley Hess
I can't wait.
Raina Greenberg
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Ashley Hess
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Raina Greenberg
Oh.
Ashley Hess
So I just feel like any man on your list, you just, I don't know, as a woman I don't immediately know what to do and I'm looking at it now and they just have stuff in all different price ranges. Like I'm looking at this great long sleeve polo shirt, a great Tom Ford belt, these four piece pint glasses for the beer drinker in your life, sneakers, sunglasses, colognes, just this great Burberry scarf. I mean again, all different price points. You guys are going to see here. I really like all these colognes and you just can know that they have been vetted. I mean, it's on Saks. These are really like the gifts that anyone would want to get. I don't know a thing on their site that I wouldn't want to get, minus, you know, like clothes for kids or something like that. But you know, if your guy is into jewelry or whatever man in your life you're shopping for this Versace robe. I'm dead. Can you imagine your man a Versace robe? This two piece shaving set, it's like so elevated. It's like this matte finish shaving set and just really great stuff, like gloves, I don't know. And there's a gift guide for women as well. But I don't like to look at it because I want everything on it and I'm just like, I need to have it. So I, you know, proceed with caution. But we just love it. And they can have everything you guys need for your life, for your holiday gifting. Go in store, work with their personal stylist or just shop online. Of course. We are just such fans of it. They really make shopping fun and easy. So you guys can head to Saks Fifth Avenue or Saks.com for inspiring ways to elevate your personal style every day and amazing gift guides.
Raina Greenberg
Okay, we're gonna do our headlines and then send you guys off into your week. Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau. I always want to say Theroux. They have hard launched.
Ashley Hess
They have hard launched. They are out and about.
Raina Greenberg
They've been on yachts, but they went to. Was it the opera together. Is that where they hard launched?
Ashley Hess
Oh, I guess I didn't even.
Raina Greenberg
I didn't even look. I just, I saw her in that red dress. She looked.
Ashley Hess
They were on a yacht at some.
Raina Greenberg
Point, but like they were being like long lenses photographed on the yacht. But then on Saturday night they made like an actual public appearance and she's in this red dress. She looks so beautiful and it's just, you know, it was their coming out party.
Ashley Hess
So. Lex, Nico, who we love, you guys should follow her on Instagram. She's a friend of ours. She does these conversation starters and she is Canadian and she posted about this this morning and I thought this was an interesting take. Did you see this?
Raina Greenberg
No. I'm laughing because I told you it was the opera and it was just her 41st birthday.
Ashley Hess
It was her birthday. Oh, she hard launched him on her birthday.
Raina Greenberg
Yeah.
Ashley Hess
I love that. That's cool. Well, I did that sort of what if.
Raina Greenberg
What if you don't marry the person and she's ruined your birthday? Like when I got engaged on my birthday.
Ashley Hess
I think it's different.
Raina Greenberg
Different?
Ashley Hess
Yeah. Did you heart.
Raina Greenberg
You didn't hardly. You got into a relationship on your birthday.
Ashley Hess
But I soft launched him on my birthday post. There was a picture of us on a yacht. Am I Katie?
Raina Greenberg
You and Katie are just. You're the same.
Ashley Hess
Okay, so someone asked Lex, nico, can you please explain this relationship? She goes, I don't know how to explain it, but it just makes sense. They are kind of two celebrities. They're a little low key black sheep in a way, and they're a little dorky and always seeking validation. And now they've got it from one another. I hope. It just feels like when the two nerdy kids in high school got together and they're so in their own bubble and happy that it's cute and kind of becomes hot for them. Does that make sense or not? I hadn't thought of either of them like that, but I guess I see it. I mean, Katy Perry is just.
Raina Greenberg
You see her in concert? Yeah.
Ashley Hess
She's like got that dorky side. Yeah, yeah.
Raina Greenberg
She just nurturing. I didn't know that. That nerd sheen.
Ashley Hess
That's a Rob original.
Raina Greenberg
I didn't know he was a dork. He's just. I don't think of him like that nerd.
Ashley Hess
I think of him as like Mr. What did we call him? PM steal your girl.
Raina Greenberg
He's the hottest politician there is besides Gavin. Next week you could a politician.
Ashley Hess
Nope.
Raina Greenberg
Let's say on looks only.
Ashley Hess
Based on looks only. I want to do this for real.
Raina Greenberg
You want to do politicians read?
Ashley Hess
Yes. 100.
Raina Greenberg
Stay tuned.
Ashley Hess
John Ossoff's in the running. Okay, this is gonna be good. And they're all Dems. Name a hot Republican you can. I mean, they're so ugly on the inside, but like, it's just I get served like hot Democrat porn. Like hot.
Raina Greenberg
Like that's your porn category?
Ashley Hess
No, on TikTok. Like, I'll play some of it.
Raina Greenberg
This is funny.
Ashley Hess
Yes. Like, there's so many sexy progressive politicians out there.
Raina Greenberg
My algo is like people that look like they've been to prison.
Ashley Hess
You like that one guy, but he's kind of that Pennsylvania guy. John.
Raina Greenberg
Yeah, he's the governor of Pennsylvania.
Ashley Hess
He's bald, but he's kind of taken a turn for the worse.
Raina Greenberg
Again. I'm only thinking. I just, I. You can't observe politicians. You'd sleep with anybody if you include all of their beliefs, you know?
Ashley Hess
Okay, so John Fetterman. Yeah, but we're kind of. We're shorts a lot anyway. Okay. Crazy rich Asian sequel confirmed. They've been talking about it since the summer, but it is confirmed. Best movie. Best plane movie.
Raina Greenberg
My favorite plane movie. I watch it all the time.
Ashley Hess
We just love it. Do we have any other headlines? Is anything else happening? The world's on fire. But it's my wedding week, and I'm deciding to pretend it's not.
Raina Greenberg
So, I mean, the other headline is just. I feel like this is just, like, cute and fun. I look forward to it all the time. Is that I keep seeing. Sabrina Carpenter is arresting different celebrities at her concerts, and Role Model has different sallies at their concerts every single week. And I just get so excited to see who it is. It is my lifelong dream. It's my lifelong dream since three weeks ago to be a role model Sally. And I'm curious which you would rather be. So Role Model has a song, these things, Sally. And different people come out. So the people that have come out, I'm gonna read you who they are. Jake, Shane, Grace o', Malley, Renee Rapp, Bowen Yang. Hilary Duff was a couple weeks ago, Charli xcx, Al Roker, Kate Hudson. And they just come out and they dance a song at the concerts. And I think it's, like, so fun. And then Sabrina Carpenter at her concerts has been arresting somebody for being too hot.
Ashley Hess
For being too hot. I feel like the most famous was Marcelo last year from snl.
Raina Greenberg
And so last week it was Gigi Hadid in Pittsburgh. This week it was Anne Hathaway, I think at the New York City show. Yes. And it's just.
Addie Sponsor Voice
I don't know.
Raina Greenberg
It's just. Margaret Qualley was also arrested at the show in Los Angeles. Like, just, like, light and cute. So would you rather be arrested at a Sabrina Carpenter show or be a role model?
Ashley Hess
Sally. The role model Sally. I want to come out on stage and dance, obviously.
Raina Greenberg
Obviously, yeah.
Ashley Hess
And I've been arrested, and it's triggering totally for me.
Raina Greenberg
I just, you know, I want to do a little dance.
Ashley Hess
Is that what you would pick?
Raina Greenberg
Of course. It's my dream. It's my dream.
Ashley Hess
I don't know, Reina. Like, getting arrested, it feels kind of strippery. Like, I. I think I could obviously see you do both, but you're not so much as a dancer as someone who wants to be put in cuffs and be sexy.
Raina Greenberg
Yeah. But, like, I like the moves you can do with the song. And it's like she could be a diva. It's like you see me getting arrested.
Ashley Hess
Yes. Handcuffed for being hot is very Chippendales.
Raina Greenberg
It is very me coded.
Ashley Hess
It's very you coded.
Raina Greenberg
And like, maybe like, Sabrina and I could, like, kiss on the cheek.
Ashley Hess
Yeah, you guys could do you gu. Kiss on the mouth. I would love to see you and Sabrina, like, have a Britney and Christina make out. No. Was it Madonna?
Raina Greenberg
But all Madonna.
Ashley Hess
Madonna, Madonna. Brittany. Christina was just cooking.
Raina Greenberg
Was she on the stage? This is the Mandela effect. I don't remember her being there.
Ashley Hess
All right, well, that's a full circle way to wrap it up. All right, guys. Happy Halloween. Tag us in your Halloween costumes. We can't wait to see them. And we will have a episode on Monday. It's a. You're gonna love it. You'll see. And you guys can get tickets to the live shows. Our Halloween themed holiday shows. No. At girls gotta eat.com we are girls gotta eat podcast on Instagram And Tick tock. I'm Ash hess. Raina is raina.greenberg. subscribe on YouTube. Follow along. This weekend we'll be posting stuff from my wedding.
Raina Greenberg
Live streaming it.
Ashley Hess
Yeah. Live streaming it. Yeah. Venmo Reina. She'll send you do a cameo and we will see you Monday.
Raina Greenberg
Have a great weekend, guys.
October 29, 2025 | Hosts: Ashley Hesseltine & Raina Greenberg
In this lighthearted Halloween-themed Snack episode, Ashley and Raina revel in costume talk, react to pop culture heists, dish on the most creative listener Halloween ideas for 2025, and serve up TV recommendations for fall. The conversation is peppered with the co-hosts’ signature raunchy, self-aware humor, and bustling with listener engagement, current news, and personal anecdotes.
Hosts' Costumes: Ashley is in her legendary taco costume (complete with pepper hat), which holds sentimental value as the outfit she wore when she met her fiancé. Raina’s in a (slightly uncomfortable) hot dog costume, sans pants.
Couples Costume Drama:
Ashley was organizing a Dumb and Dumber couples costume with her fiancé, but postal mishaps forced a last-minute change, triggering a group intervention and ultimately a better costume pick.
Group Costume Memories:
Ashley reminisces about friends dressing up as the hosts themselves and the joy of seeing listener creativity.
Recap: The audacious Louvre jewel heist — two of four thieves caught via DNA samples, highlighting inept security.
Hosts' Take:
The heist is both scandalous and oddly "delightful" and unserious.
Top Trend: Louvre Robbers/Heisters — inspired by the heist, listeners plan to dress in black, accessorize with (fake) jewels, or Mona Lisa props.
Other Hot Costumes:
Pregnant Women Costumes:
Costume Philosophy:
Fun vs. comfort, elaboration vs. practicality — referencing past elaborate costumes and Heidi Klum energy.
Pretty Woman "Glow-Up": A favorite solo/couples option — “It’s not so great as a couple’s costume. Like, you just need a guy in a suit. I would do it solo.” — Ashley [21:12]
Dead Hulk vs. Hulk Hogan Dispute:
Carrie Ideas:
“We should do this for a show theme…Sex and the City theme.” — Ashley [32:06]
Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau Hard Launch as a Couple
Hot Politicians Segment Tease
Crazy Rich Asians Sequel — Officially Confirmed
Concert Shoutouts:
Sabrina Carpenter arrests (Anne Hathaway, Gigi Hadid) for “being too hot” on stage vs. Role Model’s “Sally” surprise guests (Renee Rapp, Hilary Duff, Kate Hudson).
Tag the hosts with your Halloween costumes, and keep up with their hilarious takes and live show announcements @girlsgottaeatpodcast on IG and TikTok!