The Snack: Jim Carrey Clone, Love Story, and "Daddy Issues" with Andrew Collin

Summary

Podcast Summary: Girls Gotta Eat – The Snack: Jim Carrey Clone, Love Story, and "Daddy Issues" with Andrew Collin

Release Date: March 5, 2026
Hosts: Rayna Greenberg (Ashley Hesseltine on honeymoon)
Guest Co-Host: Andrew Collin

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Episode Theme

This lighthearted, pop culture–packed episode of “The Snack” delivers comedic commentary and candid conversation about Hollywood news, relationship tropes, viral internet moments, and TV favorites, all through the distinctive, irreverent lens of Rayna and comedian Andrew Collin.

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Key Topics & Insights

1. Catching Up & Co-Hosting Chemistry

• Andrew returns as guest co-host, expressing mock anxiety and riffing on feeling patronized by Rayna’s encouragement.
  • “When I hear proud...I’m like, am I a dog? Are you giving me a treat?” — Andrew (00:55)
• Rayna jokes about LA beach trips feeling like a “cry for help.”
  • “I went to the beach four times this week. It does feel like a cry for help actually.” — Rayna (02:14)

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2. SAG Awards Reactions & The Need for Niceness

• The duo discuss the emotional and uplifting tone of this year’s SAG Awards amid “constant bad news.”
• Rayna lauds Harrison Ford’s Lifetime Achievement speech:
  • “The way I hung on every word of that man’s speech...” — Rayna (04:50)
  • “We need to hear an old white man be kind and thoughtful.” — Andrew (05:04)
• Shoutouts to speeches from Michael B. Jordan, Seth Rogen (for Catherine O’Hara), and general appreciation for “realness and truth” in Hollywood.

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3. Zendaya & Tom Holland: Height Hot Takes & Secret Marriage?

• Rayna admits knowing little about the couple aside from their height difference.
  • “They could get married in front of my face and I might miss it.” — Rayna (06:05)
• The infamous “lip sync” moment that allegedly won Zendaya over; zanier rumors about Zendaya’s dating life.
• Tongue-in-cheek debate: are men attractive primarily for their height?
  • “If Jacob Elordi was short, I wouldn’t be that into him.” — Rayna (07:24)
  • “He would be objectively less attractive to me.” — Rayna (07:35)
• Amused complaints about “serious actor” interviews:
  • “There is something very frustrating about an insanely attractive person being like, ‘I’m more than this.’” — Andrew (09:15)

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4. Jim Carrey Clone Conspiracies (12:00–16:16)

• Debating whether Jim Carrey’s “different” red carpet face is a clone, a makeup artist prank, or just too much filler.
  • “Why would they clone Jim Carrey? Does anybody care about cloning Jim Carrey?” — Rayna (13:54)
• Comparing “clone” theories about Selena Gomez, Britney Spears.
  • “You don’t usually throw in a clone and then they’re showing their nipples on Instagram.” — Andrew (15:09)
• Witty takes on who and why celebrities are “cloned” and what would make for a more useful doppelganger.

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5. Benny Blanco’s Dirty Feet & “Gross Boyfriend” Discourse (16:16–21:28)

• Recapping the viral Benny Blanco/Lil Dicky podcast segment: blackened feet, farting on camera.
  • “He’s too ugly to be that gross...that’s just gross.” — Andrew (16:56)
• Rayna insists you “bury” a fart in couch cushions; Andrew recounts childhood trauma of public farts.
  • “You should just bury it in the couch like a normal person!” — Rayna (18:30)
  • “Have you ever farted in public so loud that everyone points at you and shames you for 12 years?” — Andrew (19:04)

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6. Upcoming Memoir: Sofia Franklyn's "Daddy Issues" (27:13–30:59)

• Sofia Franklyn (formerly of “Call Her Daddy”) announces a memoir.
• Rayna and Andrew debate whether it’s “too late” or an inevitable move for someone “left in the dust.”
  • “It is the defining moment in a very different way than...for Alex Cooper. For Alex, it unlocked the treasure. For Sofia, it ruined her life.” — Rayna (29:24)

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7. TV Pop Culture Roundup (31:01–38:25)

A. Bridgerton S4 (31:01–)

• Season fully out, a “calm and cozy” watch.

B. Love Is Blind Finale Predictions (31:17–33:53)

• Run through of likely finales for couples—with tongue-in-cheek honesty about "hate-watching” and reality TV tropes.
• Rayna on TV villains: “Best TV I’ve watched in a long time. I have to remind myself how thankful I am someone else did this, because it couldn’t be me.” (32:47)

C. Andrew & Rayna on “Love Story” (34:12–37:42)

• Praising the FX series, especially for escapism, nostalgia, and fashion.
• Insightful meta-commentary on fame, gender roles, and the burden of celebrity.
  • “Who would want that level of fame? … It’s a level I couldn’t possibly comprehend.” — Rayna (35:32)
  • “They made her look so bad … he killed her dog and people were still like, no, you should leave her.” — Andrew (36:54)

D. Real Housewives of New York S16 Cast News (38:25–39:41)

• Review of returning and new members (including messy figures expected to amp up the drama).
• “We’re ready for drama. People like messy!” — Rayna (39:41)

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8. Rapid-Fire Headlines (42:57–48:08)

A. Ballerina Farm’s 9th Baby

• Tradwife influencer Hannah Nealman expecting her ninth child at age 35.
  • “That means she’s been pregnant for the last 12 years of her life.” — Andrew (44:11)
  • “I would need staff for one baby … per baby!” — Rayna (44:22–44:29)

B. The Epstein 'Walk of Shame'

• Street art with names of Epstein files suspects, plus scannable QR codes for public shaming.
  • “I think we should never stop saying their names ... these people’s names should be plastered on the sidewalk.” — Rayna (45:46)

C. US Hockey Teams on SNL

• Both men’s and women’s Olympic hockey teams appear with host Connor Story; debate over who deserves the spotlight.
  • “I don’t think men should be anywhere at all … They should be at the White House eating cold French fries.” — Rayna (48:08)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Patronizing Praise:
  “You always tap me on the head and give me a dog treat. I can do this.” — Andrew (01:10)

• Farting Etiquette Debate:
  “Everybody farts into a couch.” — Rayna (19:44) “You can’t bury a fart. The plane buries the fart.” — Andrew (20:59)

• Clone Culture Snark:
  “No one’s gonna make a clone dance in a foyer and show her nipples when they could have that clone put out a new record.” — Andrew (16:02)

• Gendered Height Preferences in Dating:
  “If Jacob Elordi was short, I wouldn’t be that into him.” — Rayna (07:24)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:01–02:20 – Banter, guest intro, beach confessionals
• 03:31–05:46 – SAG Awards recap, need for niceness
• 06:05–10:18 – Zendaya/Tom Holland, men’s height, and celebrity interviews
• 12:00–16:16 – Jim Carrey clone discourse & celebrity “cloning”
• 16:16–21:28 – Benny Blanco, dirty feet, and farting etiquette (comedy highlight)
• 27:13–30:59 – Sofia Franklyn memoir, “Call Her Daddy” legacy
• 31:01–38:25 – TV rundown (Bridgerton, Love Is Blind, Love Story, Housewives)
• 42:57–44:29 – Ballerina Farm’s 9th baby
• 45:07–46:26 – Epstein 'Walk of Shame' art
• 47:04–48:41 – US Olympic hockey teams featured on SNL

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Overall Tone & Takeaways

The episode is a classic “Snack” installment: casual, candid, and slightly chaotic. Rayna and Andrew swap jokes, hot takes, and surprising insight about the absurdities of pop culture, dating expectations, and life online—with playful digs at both celebrities and themselves. From decoding “cloned” celebrities’ weird PR moments to dissecting fart habits in relationships, the comedy never lets up, but thoughtful reflections on friendship, accountability, and fame peek through the fun.

Transcript

[A]

This week on the snack clone, conspiracies, love story, and benny blanco's dirty feet. This is a dear media production. Enjoy. I'd like to welcome today a guest host because Ashley is on her honeymoon. The only other person that we let co host this show, my dear friend and comedian Andrew Collin.

[B]

Oh, thank you so much for having me.

[A]

You're welcome. Thank you for being here.

[B]

It is so nice to be here for a second time.

[A]

You're welcome. This makes it how many times on the podcast? Like eight.

[B]

Oh, total?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I would say closer to six, but co hosting, it's my second time, and I feel like I got an understanding of what the show is and it'll be worse this time.

[A]

No, you did a really good job. I was proud of you. You prep, you read the articles, you watch the shows I tell you to watch. Even you said to me, how much more of love is blind do I have to watch? And I was proud of you for checking.

[B]

You get. When I hear proud, I don't know what it is from my childhood, but I get like. I'm like, oh, are you proud of me? Are you? Am I? Yes. I've done this thousands of times.

[A]

Oh, you feel that? It's patronizing.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

You always, like, tap me on the head and give me, like, a dog treat. I can do this.

[A]

Oh, okay. So you feel that, like, I have underestimated you and that it's not. That's how I feel sometimes when I get off stage and people are like, you did so good. And I'm like, I've been doing this for 10 years. Did you think I'd be bad at this?

[B]

Yes, exactly.

[A]

People are like, you did so good holding that mic.

[B]

Oh, my God, look at you. Talk for so long and remember all your big words.

[A]

That's what people say to me. And it's flattering because. Because I'm like. I know. Genuinely, they mean, like, you're doing a thing that I couldn't necessarily do. That is not what I mean when I say it to you.

[B]

No, you were actually good. You actually, like, read the stories.

[A]

This is not as bad as I thought it was gonna be.

[B]

Yeah. Good job, pal. Good job, buddy.

[A]

Okay, so we're gonna just thank our partners and then get right into the rest of the episode.

[B]

Yeah. Thank you. Oh, sorry. Sorry.

[A]

I'm sorry.

[B]

I'm too excited. I had two energy drinks.

[A]

You did. I had no coffee today at all, and I slept for 10 hours. I'm up.

[B]

You look great. You look refreshed.

[A]

Thank you. So much. I was at the beach a lot this week. I went to the beach four times this week.

[B]

Four times.

[A]

I live in Los Angeles, unfortunately.

[B]

That just seems like you're sad.

[A]

It does. It does feel like a cry for help, actually.

[B]

I got sand in my toes again.

[A]

I went in the water in la, and I have never done that. And I don't know, is that. Are you allowed to do that?

[B]

Were you alone? I always feel when I'm at the beach alone, I don't want to go too deep.

[A]

Yes, I was alone.

[B]

So you get scared when you go too deep because no one's there to save you.

[A]

Well, there's people around. There are lifeguards.

[B]

No one's helping you.

[A]

Somebody will help me. I have big boobs. They're like, don't let her die.

[B]

She'll float herself.

[A]

Yeah, she'll float her way out. All right, let's take our parties then. We're get right into it. Thank you. To Spark, get 30% off plus free [e-mail] with code GGE. And this show is sponsored by Better help your emotional Wellbeing matters. Get 10% [e-mail] GGE and Helix get 27% off@helix sleep.com GGE Audible. Listen to the Audible original series big [e-mail] bigageseries and finally, chime bank fee free by signing [e-mail] Girls gotta eat. All right, this week we are kicking it off with a SAG report. So the SAG awards for Sunday night Screen Actors Guild Awards. And it was really, like, feel good. Like, don't you feel like everything's bad all the time?

[B]

All the time.

[A]

Like every day we're just something else terrible happens. Woke up. Oh, we're at war. Okay, great.

[B]

It's so funny how, like, how little of vulnerability and empathy if you just feel it for a second. It goes so far now, like, any bit of, like, realness and, like, truth and, like, caring, you're just like, oh, my. Like, I watch shrinking. I'm, like, crying hysterically. I'm like, why am I crying?

[A]

I know. I watch Bridgerton and I'm like, oh, finally a break from, like, people being treated terribly. So we are friends with one of the directors of Bridgerton. Ashley and I are. And I said to him the other night, he came to my show in Pasadena and I was talking to him and I said, you know, I love the show. It's so great. And I watch it before bed. Cause it, like, calms me. So I watch it before I go to sleep and the person next to me was like, did you just tell this man that his work, his life's work, you use it to go to sleep at night?

[B]

I can see that as a compliment. I can. I mean, it's not a completely slow show where it's kind of in the middle of sleep and wide awake. I feel like Bridgerton. Like there are exciting parts to it.

[A]

I just meant it calms me.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, so it calmed me like the SAG Awards. I mean, people's speeches were just so beautiful. Harrison Ford got a lifetime achievement award, right? Lifetime achievement. And you sent me the speech this morning. It was nine minutes and I was like, God damn. Damn it, Andrew. I cannot watch a nine minute speech the way I hung on every word of that man's speech.

[B]

We need to hear an old white man be kind and thoughtful.

[A]

Do you think that's why it mattered so much to me? Do you think I was like, wow, I don't see this that much anymore?

[B]

Yeah, because his whole speech was like giving thanks to other. First of all, he talked about his own inability to be a good student. He was very vulnerable in that sense. And then he said he found his group. And because of these group of people, I can be my best self. Which you just don't hear anymore. You just hear, I am the best. I wonder who says that. But, you know, so it's like we just don't hear enough of, like, thinking outside of yourself and giving credit to outside people.

[A]

You're right. Michael B. Jordan's speech was great. And Seth Rogen gave a speech to accept for Catherine o', Hara, and it was like a great tribute to her. It was just nice to see some niceness in the world for once.

[B]

No, we need it.

[A]

And then we also found out on the red carpet that Zendaya and Tom Holland were already married. The stylist Law Roach claims you missed it. I gotta be honest, this is a couple I really know nothing about. Even though I am such a fan of her and Euphoria and everything she does, I know nothing of it. They could get married in front of my face and I might miss it.

[B]

It is one of those things where it's like the biggest thing about them is their height difference.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Like, that's what everyone talks about.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

You know when she found him or, like, started, like, really wanting him. No, he did a lip syncing thing where he's like in the water and he's slapping on the water and he's together. That song, you know, and he's like, so insanely hot. And he does a backflip and he lands in the water. And that's how he locked it down.

[A]

Because she didn't know how tall he was. Standing in the water.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, he almost drowned. He was a kiddie pool. It was a little kiddie pool. You know what? I heard that there was a show in New York, and apparently she made out with a guy who was like an open micr. And it made me love her so much more.

[A]

Like pre Tom Holland.

[B]

No. Last week. Yeah. Dirt. Wow. You heard it here first.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

I know. The night of her wedding, she made out with an open mic.

[A]

They're having an open marriage.

[B]

Yeah. You know what? Well, he was tall.

[A]

The guy that always gets me.

[B]

Would you rather have a tall?

[A]

Just whatever you have to say.

[B]

Tall or Tom Holland?

[A]

Andrew. I like the amount of people. I just forget about their personalities that I don't like because they're tall. Okay. I have a hot take. I think if Jacob Elordi was short, he would. I wouldn't be that into him.

[B]

Yeah, but that's like saying if Tom Holland couldn't act. I don't.

[A]

No, that's just like saying if somebody wasn't tall, I wouldn't be into them. Like.

[B]

But why wouldn't you be in. You don't think he's a. You think if he was 5, what, 9? He wouldn't be attractive?

[A]

He would be objectively less attractive to me. Whereas, like, Timothee Chalamet would be objectively way more attractive to me if he was bigger on Jacob Elordi's body.

[B]

Yeah, but I feel like Elordi looks like Chalamet if Chalamet was stretched.

[A]

I think Elordi just. I think that he.

[B]

I don't think he needs to be that tall. I think no one needs to be that tall. I think he needs to be somewhere around six, two. He's too tall.

[A]

Oh, he's definitely too tall. He's like the tallest person in Hollywood. It's hard to act opposite of him.

[B]

And Chalamet, with age, it gets weirder because there's something about, like, a boyish good looks. When they get older, it really falls apart because they're trying to look like a man, but they don't. Like, he has this little facial hair now, and he's trying to look like Johnny Depp, but he looks like Johnny tried too hard, if you know what I mean.

[A]

Listen, I mean, I know that that look is in what the little, like,

[B]

yeah, the little pubic hair around his face.

[A]

Yeah. And like, whatever you're into. My only theory is just that if Jacob Elordi was, like, a 5, 9 guy, no one would blink about it.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

You'd fuck him at any height.

[B]

Well, I would fuck him if he was three feet. That's what I want, a little Jacob Elordi. I could put him just inside my little butthole. That'd be great.

[A]

You should watch interviews of him just being himself. He's a little weird.

[B]

Well, he likes to, like, read and, like,

[A]

fucking loser. He's, like, super funny.

[B]

No, he's just one of those people that takes his shit too seriously.

[A]

No one takes themselves more serious than Jacob Lourdes. Have you ever heard him do it interview about his dog? He's like, my dog is my best friend, and I learned so much from my dog. I actually, like, don't know what the accent is. And I was like, please stop this.

[B]

There is something very frustrating about an insanely attractive person being like, I'm more than this.

[A]

Don't be.

[B]

But let us decide. Don't tell us by, like, over. Like, they pause a lot.

[A]

He does pause a lot.

[B]

They look up in their own brain.

[A]

Yes. He pontificates. He wants you to know that he is, like, deep in thought.

[B]

Yes. But then it's just like, you're waiting seven seconds to say, my dog's a good boy. You know what I mean? Like, nothing you said is worth my time.

[A]

Do you think people would take me more seriously if you slowed down? If I slowed down?

[B]

Yeah. But I don't know if we're smart enough to do that. We could try. If I talk slower, I'd be, yeah, just like, what are my thoughts? Like, wait.

[A]

And he, like, knows all the things. He was like, what I really enjoy is spending time alone. And you're like, it's just.

[B]

It's all of these, like, Austin Butler does it.

[A]

He's very much like Austin Butler. They're very similar in the way that they give interviews where they're just. It's like word salad of things that, like, you think make you sound deep.

[B]

You know what I hate? I hate when someone goes, well, that's actually a really good question. I hate that. Fucking hate that.

[A]

I feel like I'm trying to get the jokes out so fast. Like, I can't imagine pausing for a second. Even in the middle of this conversation. I wouldn't feel like I'd be like, let's get to me quicker. I'm not going to compliment you like, why would we eat up time talking about your question.

[B]

Slow down.

[A]

I got to find this quote for you.

[B]

What could the quote be? Is it from Jacob Elorian? It's about you. Okay, go ahead. What is it?

[A]

So this is article about me.

[B]

If it's positive, well, it's a compliment

[A]

wrapped in an insult.

[B]

Okay, I love those.

[A]

While her bubbly Persona may at first make her seem simply freewheeling and free spirited, she's also savvy and thoughtful. I was like, did he just call me stupid?

[B]

He did. That was like, what you do to me. It was patronizing. That's. Yeah. Although she seems dumb, she is dumb.

[A]

Although she seems dumb, she is not as dumb as you think she is.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Behind all the dumb things she says and acts and looks, she's actually not that dumb.

[A]

Not as stupid as you think she's

[B]

gonna be, but wrapped up in big words that will trick us.

[A]

Okay, moving on.

[B]

Any other quotes about you?

[A]

Moving on. I can't stop. I think that's the funniest quote I've ever seen about me. While she may seem so silly you think she's dumb, she's not as dumb as you think she is.

[B]

I did like it.

[A]

Okay, moving on. Jim Carrey cloned conspiracy. So he was on the red carpet at the Caesar Awards in Paris, and people were shocked by his appearance because it sort of looks as though it's a cloned version of him. And he has said it's not. But at the same time, Alexis Stone, who's like a famous, well known makeup artist who does these, like, really wild transformations, says that actually it was Alexis Stone says it was me.

[B]

Mm.

[A]

Do you think it was Jim Carrey?

[B]

I dug in a little bit. I do think it's Jim Carrey. I do feel like how. What's it called when it's reverse sexism. I don't want to.

[A]

Somebody said this about a woman.

[B]

Like when Demi Moore came out with her first change face, that wasn't as attractive as people. Like, she did get a lot of shit. So I'll give it that. But no one said it wasn't her. Like, you know what I mean? Like, and I don't know if people think Jim Carrey looks too good now or too alien. Like, now his eye color does seem a little different. But I'm just saying, like, guys aren't usually getting a lot of plastic surgery.

[A]

True.

[B]

And because he did, he got a lot of filler.

[A]

A lot of filler.

[B]

Like, Bradley Cooper got his eyes clipped, I guess. But he didn't, apparently. But it looks like he did. And people are saying he looks like Barry Manilow now and then. I feel bad for Barry Manilow cause he's here catching strays. Like, I thought I was a pretty attractive guy, you know, I think you're right.

[A]

I think he has too much filler in his cheeks. I think he also got hit with maybe like a CO2 laser. His skin looks very. I love playing a game called what did they get done? Because I've had like everything done. So.

[B]

See, I like this take that you're just destroying or not destroying him, but like, you're going out. You're not saying he's completely like, not.

[A]

It doesn't look like his. I mean, it looks like him with too much filler and over smoothing. Like a CO2 laser. He went too far with it and too much Botox. And it's unnerving.

[B]

Maybe he would rather be that people think it's not him. You know? I wonder what's easier on him like this. It can't be easy to hear that, like, people don't think it's you anymore. Also, apparently he had like hot takes. So they got rid of him to get a clone. Like, that's the new thing.

[A]

So my question for you is, like, do you, like, why would they clone Jim Carrey? Like, does anybody care about cloning Jim Carrey?

[B]

I think he has some hot takes about conspiracies and questioning the whole Hollywood experiment and how it's fake and bullshit.

[A]

Okay. So he is the real life Truman show.

[B]

But he's not edgy enough where I feel like they would want to get rid of him.

[A]

Like, people say that Selena Gomez and Britney Spears are cloned. That that is not them.

[B]

So Britney Spears got cloned and this is how the clone decided, like clone. This is better than what she would have been naturally. Or that she's dead. Like, what happens with the clone are they killed.

[A]

People basically think that they, like, had too much information.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

About certain things. Probably the Epstein files.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And that they were replaced. So the difference between the two of those. I think we've all become conspiracy theorists recently because of the Epstein files. I mean, there's just so much out there right now. But Selena Gomez is still acting pretty prevalently like you see her. I mean, she's. She's been on a very famous. Only murders in the building for many years. She's still putting out music. Britney Spears, not so much.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So it would be easier to believe that that is a clone.

[B]

Yes. You would think a clone would do better things. You know, like, you don't usually throw in a clone and then they're showing their nipples on Instagram.

[A]

I think they would just do less things.

[B]

Okay, yeah. All right, so Britney Spears is doing more.

[A]

She's doing the most.

[B]

She's doing the most on Instagram. It's just.

[A]

That's a good point.

[B]

That, like, Selena could be more clone, like, because she's doing positive things and, like, still making money and still kind of killing it. Although she married Benny Blanco.

[A]

I thought the opposite, actually. I thought, like, you bring up a good point. I thought, like, somebody who is the clone would not be so public with their work. But you're saying they created a better version. So, like, now look at Selena Gomez. I mean, she's a. Was she a billionaire from Rare Beauty? She's only murdered in the building. She puts out music. I mean, she's like an unbelievable, like, tripper threat juggernaut. She's amazing.

[B]

Yes. No one's gonna make a clone dance in a foyer and show her nipples when they could have that clone put out a new record.

[A]

Okay, you're right. So if they're gonna put out a clone, they're gonna monetize the clone.

[B]

You would think.

[A]

Okay, okay, that's a good point. Well, that actually brings us to Benny Blanco. This is a perfect segue.

[B]

I do feel bad, though, because I said that they only will say clone, but apparently they're saying women's are clones too.

[A]

So men and women can be clones? Yeah, yeah. It can be either side of the fence. This brings us to a story that came out last week. We're equal opportunity cloners.

[B]

We'll clone it. I felt. I feel bummed. I want to take back. This is like, the worst I've ever felt.

[A]

What? You did great.

[B]

No, no, no, no.

[A]

Okay, so this is a story from last week that we're just bringing to the forefront again. So Benny Blanco is doing a new podcast with Lil Dicky, and in this clip that went really viral, he is sort of, like, crumpled up on the couch. You see the bottoms of his feet, they are black. They're really dirty. And then he also asks, like, can I fart on camera? And, like, lifts his little butt and farts on the screen. And it's. It's a lot of grossness all at once. It's a lot to get, like, waterboarded with that much grossness.

[B]

And his hair, like, he's too ugly to be that gross. Like, if that was Chris Hemsworth, people be like, he's so silly. But it's too on the nose, I think, where people already think, Benny doesn't wash his hair. So you can't be, like, gross and then go grosser. That's just gross. That makes sense.

[A]

That's just gross.

[B]

Yeah, it's just gross.

[A]

Okay. My feeling on it is that he looks like somebody who would have dirty feet and farts in public. I guess I'm just like, that's your corner of the world.

[B]

I do like that about him. He is very open, which is funny. He's very honest and disgusting. But I've watched a little bit of this show. My whole thing, too is like, if you're gonna make someone take your shoes off, your floor better be clean.

[A]

So that's what he came out and said. He basically, I went to Lil Dicky's house. We're filming it at his house, and he said, lil Dicky's house is dirty, essentially. And they had all these production crew in and out to film this podcast. And the floor got dirty, essentially because of the podcasting crew. And I was like, that's. You and I are here today with two other people, and they are clean and they have their shoes on and there's nothing. Cameras and lighting, and they didn't make a mess. It's not dirty. Cause they're here. So I think that little Dicky kind of overly blamed other people, and maybe he should just get a maid.

[B]

Yeah. It sounds like little Dicky is putting the blame on other people, which is really messed up. But I do think that. I don't. There's something about dirty feet that people despise. I don't know.

[A]

I hate them.

[B]

No, of course. But also, his clean feet were hairy and look like hobbit feet.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

So it's like, maybe the dirt was taken away from the hobbit.

[A]

I see what you're saying, though. It's already gross enough. Like, let's not make it even worse. Like, I actually don't. I didn't mind the dirty feet as much as the farts. To preemptively fart. To, like, ask a room of people, can I fart? Like, just bury it in the couch like a normal person? You didn't need to, like, make an announcement.

[B]

You bury fart. You could bury a fart.

[A]

Well, what else do you do?

[B]

How do you bury a fart? You put your butt in between the cushions.

[A]

What do you mean? You just fart into the couch cushion

[B]

and you don't think that makes noise?

[A]

How loud are you farting?

[B]

Huh? I mean, I just never heard this.

[A]

Bear with me.

[B]

Yes. Oh, no, we. It's been bad, Me and my wife. It's become frat row. And her little ass can make some sounds that I did not know before we got married. And I told her that she held in 80% of her gas before.

[A]

All women in relationships are just walking around stomachaches. We are just like.

[B]

And I like it. It's cute. But then sometimes it's not. But. But I can't complain because I'm a monster.

[A]

Okay, when did you guys start farting in front of each other?

[B]

Probably six months in.

[A]

Okay, but like, when you don't want to loudly fart, you don't just like, put it into the couch.

[B]

I've never heard that before.

[A]

Everybody farts into a couch.

[B]

What do you mean I've never heard it?

[A]

I think you're gaslighting me and you know what I'm talking about.

[B]

I swear to God, you're never like.

[A]

Let me muffle the sound on this a little bit. Anna, do you know what I'm talking about? No.

[B]

Anytime.

[A]

Anna knows what I'm talking about.

[B]

No, if I try to muffle, it's louder. I've been burnt too many times. Have you ever farted in public so loud that everyone points at you and shames you for 12 years?

[A]

No. Oh, this happened to you?

[B]

Yes. I was doing freaking. You know what happened? I was doing the presidential fitness. Remember that? Where you do the sit ups and stuff? And on the third sit up, I farted loud enough for the whole class and I only got five sit ups. Cause I was laughing so hard. Cause I farted during.

[A]

Did you fart because of the sit ups or. Cause you were laughing?

[B]

I farted because of the sit ups. I was laughing because of the fart.

[A]

How old were you?

[B]

And I tried to muffle it into the grass, I guess, but it doesn't.

[A]

You can't muffle into grass. You muffle into a chair like a dude. Okay, well, what do you do on a plane?

[B]

Huh? Oh, first of all, no one could hear farts on a plane.

[A]

Yeah, but like, you have to bury it somewhere.

[B]

I don't think you can bury. I wish you could. I wish you could figure it out.

[A]

No one else.

[B]

No, this is all in your brain because you like, oh, I'm a lady. Cause I buried it. But everyone heard it. You're just not. You can't. You can't bury a fart. The plane buries the fart.

[A]

Okay, that's not okay. That's the sound of the fart. If you're audibly farting really loud. But like, I think you're just trying to control the explosion. I'm just saying, like, I. Some people respect their partners enough to not fart in front of them. And I've never farted in front of a partner.

[B]

You know what's worse? Burying a fart. And then the smell. And then you don't say that you did the smell, and then the person feels insane.

[A]

Well, obviously it's you if there's only two of you in the room.

[B]

Not if the fart was buried well enough. And then you're a liar. Huh.

[A]

Well, you don't bury.

[B]

I would never bury. That's crazy, because I know what would happen. Because I would go to Barry and it would be way louder and then people would be like, did you try to Barry that? And then it brings more. You might as well.

[A]

You had one bad experience when you were eight and now this scarred you forever.

[B]

Bad experience. I farted again in Spanish. And then I farted another time, but I sneezed at the same time. So I blamed the fart on Kareem

[A]

Basali three times in high school.

[B]

Yeah, three. Well, this was grade school. I shit my pants in high school. That was a whore. No, crazy.

[A]

I feel like the kid that farted. Like everyone knew about it. No one wanted to be their friend.

[B]

I know it was bad, Andrew. I tried to bury it, but it's those plastic old chairs.

[A]

Yeah, plastic.

[B]

Yeah, that's my Andrew.

[A]

You cannot bury it.

[B]

No, you can't.

[A]

That won't absorb sound or smell. That's crazy. Plastic is the worst medium of them all.

[B]

Yeah, plastic's really bad. Plastic is really bad. Yeah, I. My pants. It was bad, Andrew. The whole school laughed at me. But then someone their pants worse a week later and saved my life.

[A]

Yeah, it's a 24 hour news cycle. You know, somebody will always do something worse. All right, we're going to take a quick break, then we're going to get right back into it. So I just got to New York and I am a little foggy just from flying all day and I needed something to like wake me up. So that's where spark comes in. It gives you energy and mental sharpness without the trade offs. Spark, energy and focus is your go to pre workout ritual. When you need reliable energy to power through a lift, ride, run or class, mix it in, sip it, get dialed in and get ready to go. So there's zero grams of sugar and essential vitamins and amino Acids for mental focus. It supports reliable sustainable energy and focus without that jittery spike and crash feeling. So I woke up this morning, my stomach was a little upset and I didn't want to like further be more jittery. So that is just like a quick go to pick me up for like the morning or a 2pm slump. 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[B]

Wow.

[A]

It's going to be coming out later this year and it is called Daddy Issues. The COVID photo is a photo of her next to the page is ripped essentially. So it's Alex Cooper and this is a memoir about I guess her time at Call Her Daddy. I'll probably read it I am sat for this. I'm going to read every page of this. I actually like the timing. I think that anything sooner would have felt really reactive. I think a lot of time has passed and you can definitely look back through the lens of time on this one at this point. I think they started the show in 2018 around the. I think they were maybe a year after me and Ashley. So 2019, and the show ended in 2020 of the duo. And I mean, I don't know her personally, obviously, and I don't know that much about her. I did feel for her, of course. How could you not feel for somebody who just like, had to watch this show that they co created blow up to this level? I don't think the show would have blown up to that level if it was a duo. I think that the context and the content of the show really changed when it was no longer Sofia Franklin. The show was no longer about Alex Cooper. She became an interviewer of other people. The show completely changed, and she went under spot to get these guests that, like, you couldn't imagine ever speaking to. It just became a different show. And it never would have been that show if it was these duo of girls dating and being silly and running around New York City.

[B]

I just think, like, Alex is so far removed now from that, from the split. I'm sure she probably rarely thinks about it at this point. So when you're writing a book about just seems a little desperate.

[A]

Well, when you're the one left in the dust, you're the one that's gonna write the book, right?

[B]

Yeah. Unless her career blew up.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[A]

I think she's probably pretty traumatized about what happened. I mean, the entire Internet like, mobilized against this girl at a time when everybody else was getting canceled. And it feels so bad. I mean, she's like, move back to Utah and like, go into hiding. And she started her own podcast and she makes enough money and she still has, like a bit of a name and a following. And to me, whether it's a money grab or not, it feels like the next logical step because, like, who wouldn't do this?

[B]

Well, Alex Cooper isn't writing a book.

[A]

She put out a documentary about her life.

[B]

It had nothing to do with Sophia and the story because she's hundreds of millions of dollars.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. From Sofia like this in Sophia Franklin's life, it is the defining moment in a very different way than it is the defining moment for Alex Cooper. For Alex Cooper, it was like the key that unlocked the treasure. She got to go on and be at Spotify and make all this money, and she's this Hollywood darling. And Sofia Franklin, it ruined her whole life.

[B]

Yeah. But the way it's coming off to me is that it sounds like she's like, I was screwed over. I was fucked. I have no role in this. We'll see. We'll see how much, like, blame she takes. And it'll be interesting if she comes out and goes, you know what? I fucked up. I was diplomatized by this freaking rich dude from HBO or whatever who was like, who told me the wrong advice and I took it. And that would be interesting. So we'll see if she takes any accountability. But if it's just like, actually, I was screwed. I never saw it coming, then I wouldn't love the book. So maybe, you know, we'll see.

[A]

I guess we can only tell stories from, like, our lens and our own point of view. But, like, that wouldn't be as rich of a story to me. It wouldn't be that interesting, I guess, if the whole story was just like, I got fucked up. You know, rather than like, I took bad advice from people. I was much younger. I wouldn't make these business decisions today. I mean, I made business decisions six, seven, eight years ago. I wouldn't make today either.

[B]

And I. Oh, I've made horrible decisions. And because you get emotional about, it's not business anymore. I'm sure their friendship was not going great when this decision was made by her. You know what I mean?

[A]

Okay, moving on. Lot of TV news right now.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So I'm gonna zoom through a couple things really quickly. Bridgerton, season four is fully out, so you can watch the whole season. Heated rivalry. They announced that season two will come out in 2027, which I am very amped about.

[B]

Same actors.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No, I didn't know. Maybe.

[A]

That's a good question.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Thank you. That is a good question.

[A]

Love is blind the finale came out yesterday as we're recording, though it comes out tomorrow. So I do not have the screeners for this. I only have predictions. I think Vic and Christine, I think they will get married. I think there'll be a success story. I mean, they're barely a part of the show as it is. I think the producers, like, they're great. They like each other. There's no drama. They'll be together. Jordan and Amber, I'm on the fence. I think that he does not want to have a kid right now with somebody.

[B]

But I like him.

[A]

I like them both a lot.

[B]

I like them both, and I really

[A]

like her, and I want her to be happy. But I do think they like each other. I think that they say yes, and I think that they break up shortly thereafter. Mike and Emma, I think they say no. I think that she's on the fence about having kids. And I think he wants kids. Brittany and devonte, I think they just break up. I don't think they make it to the altar.

[B]

Oh, that one is tough.

[A]

And Alex and Ashley, I mean, I think they'll close it out with this. I think that she's gonna say no. He's such a liar. It's, like, so crazy. But, you know, I want to give her some props. She could have walked away from this earlier in the season because she knew that he was kind of a scumbag, and she didn't. She gave us great TV all the way to the altar, and I want to thank her for that. There was no reason why she had to drag her whole family and friends into this wedding situation that she was never going to say yes to. But it gave us great television.

[B]

He creeps me out.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Like, when anyone says, like, stop looking at me with those eyes. What are you doing with me with those eyes? Stop looking at me like that.

[A]

It's these.

[B]

So creepy.

[A]

So unsexy to me.

[B]

So creepy.

[A]

He has been some of the best TV I've watched in a long time. I. Every time I, like, really, like, hate watch somebody, I have to remind myself how thankful I am that somebody else has done this. Cause it couldn't be me.

[B]

That's true. I feel like you need that character.

[A]

I would be so bad on Love is Blind.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

Okay, here's my thought. On myself, on Love is Blind. I don't think I'm deep enough to go on Love is Blind. Like, I think I have emotional depth, and I could have very deep conversations with my friends. Obviously, I think I'm a good listener. I'm a great friend, whatever.

[B]

So you think you'd be bad in the pods?

[A]

I think I'd be bad in the pods. I don't think I could, like, unearth a bunch of trauma. I don't have.

[B]

You have plenty of trauma.

[A]

Okay? People tell me that, but I don't think that's true.

[B]

That's someone who has trauma. First of all, the producers would be like, no. What happened to you? Tell me about your parents. Divorce. No. Find something sad. That's what's happening. And that's why everyone Seems deep, but no one's really wanting to talk about those things. The best one to me was when the girl was like, I've had 45 surgeries for skin cancer. I think I'm gonna die. And the guy goes, I was a premature baby. I lost it, dude. I was premature. It was unbelievable.

[A]

That conversation does not get spoken about enough. He. She also was talking about the first time she had sex and the first time he had sex. She was like, it was just really like deep and beautiful admission of like how painful it feels to grow up feeling othered. And he was just like my first time fucked all over the house. Watch the Notebook. I mean, it was hard to take.

[B]

Dude, that was. That was horrendous.

[A]

Okay, so you are watching Love Story on fx. You love it.

[B]

Me and my wife watch it and yeah, it's very romantic. It's based in New York City. I don't know, it just kind of takes you out of whatever the news cycle is right now. We need a love story.

[A]

Listen, I love the show. I love the 90s fashion. It's really interesting. I thought at first they kind of overplayed her character being such like an aloof baddie. But then I was reading about the actress prepping for the role and she said that there actually isn't more than like she didn't give any like TV interviews. She didn't really like to speak on camera. There aren't a lot of recordings of her to begin with at all. So she is really elusive in general. She didn't want to like speak to press. She didn't give any long form interviews whatsoever. So those things don't exist. And so she probably was pretty similar to that.

[B]

What is annoying about that is there has to be like a game involved. I mean it makes for better tv. But it's like she might have just been shy and wanted to, you know, not being the forefront, but now it seems more like, no, she did it so she could trick him to wanting to be with her. Doesn't it feels like conniving. It feels like she held back in certain ways to not be like other women and to make her, you know, her whole thing was like them and then leave them, you know, that remember that scene or whatever. So they're trying to make her like,

[A]

make it seem like she schemed.

[B]

Yeah, I don't know.

[A]

I don't know who would want that level of fame. I mean it just. It's not just celebrity fame, it's like it's being with the. Not only like one of the most famous people alive. People's sexiest man alive. Like, all women want him. He's the son of a president. Like, it's a level of fame I couldn't possibly comprehend in my lifetime. And this was in the 90s, so you didn't have social media. People couldn't find you as easily. There was just less newslet outlets all altogether. But, like, even then, it just. Who would want that?

[B]

Also, it's not just, like, pressure of fame. It's not like you're just dating, like, a famous actor's son. You're dating someone where they want you to be intelligent and know current events and all that shit. There's like, that one scene where she's with the mom and they're sitting around the table and they're going around, like, different, like, events and, like, what's. Yeah. And she's. They have her come up short there. But, like. Yeah, it's like, that's also. There's, like, a second layer to being that person.

[A]

Yeah. It seems terrible to me. I don't know who would want that. So I actually don't believe that anybody would, like, run headfirst into that because there's so many layers of, like, who everybody wants you to be.

[B]

Unless they were already famous. Like, he was dating the actress Daryl Hannah. Daryl Hannah. Which. They made her. I feel like if I was Daryl Hannah, I'd be so fucking pissed.

[A]

People are saying that they went too hard on the.

[B]

Oh, my God. They made her horrible.

[A]

Yeah, they. They made her look a little ridiculous.

[B]

They even, like, they made her look so bad that he killed her dog. And people were still like, no, you should leave her. Like, she's wrong for getting mad about that. That's how bad they made her.

[A]

And then the whole. Just like that. She just keeps showing up to all these things that, like, he didn't include her in or want her. And I think the true story was that he. What, he met Carolyn Bessette and was dating Daryl Hannah for years, sort of on and off. But they make her look terrible.

[B]

Terrible.

[A]

And they didn't really need to. It didn't add anything to the story for.

[B]

I guess they were trying to show a contrast between her and.

[A]

Right. And that's why, like, because all women just chase him.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Besides Carolyn Bessette, I love the show. I love the fashion. I love that the fashion's coming back. I can wait until Ashley's back to talk about this, but I really, really loving the fashion making.

[B]

Oh. I've started doing this, like, wearing My hat like him.

[A]

Uh huh. How's it feel?

[B]

And I bought a bike. Yeah, it's great. It feels great.

[A]

I don't like the backwards cap and the beret.

[B]

Me neither.

[A]

I like a front facing cap. The beret, that's growth.

[B]

A backwards beret. I don't. Beret is tough.

[A]

All the backwards beret.

[B]

He pulled off a beret, which is very, very few men could pull off a beret.

[A]

They make him look a little goofy. But I know the beret was a thing he wore kind of a lot. It's not for me. No, it's not a fashion thing for me.

[B]

He was shirtless a lot.

[A]

That was for me.

[B]

Yeah, that was for you.

[A]

That was definitely.

[B]

He has a great amount of body hair for you.

[A]

I'll take that amount of body hair. I mean, he is so beautiful. That actor is gorgeous.

[B]

I know. They really do look like the actual people.

[A]

Okay, and last on tv, before we move on, the new cast of Real Housewives of New York. Season 16 has been released. I want this show to be good, but I sometimes just feel like we gotta shoot it in the head. And we keep remaking it and kicking off these cast members. Did you watch like the original Real Housewives of New York?

[B]

Maybe?

[A]

Iconic. Yeah, iconic.

[B]

So we have Bethy Frankel.

[A]

Yes, Bethenny Frankel. So returning members Cy, Aaron and Jessel, they're gonna be coming back. Carol Raswell was confirmed returning as a friend who actually was Carolyn Bessette's good friend. She was married to Anthony, who was a cousin of JFK Jr. And they have three new cast members. So Haley Glassman, she is known for being in a relationship with Jon Gosselin. Erica Hammond, she's a celebrity fitness trainer at WWE Divach and she co created Rumble Boxing with Noah Nieman. And then Daisy Toy is a celebrity makeup artist.

[B]

John Gosselin, the guy from 8 Kid.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

And then Daisy Toy, who was a makeup artist from Martha Stewart. But it's interesting cause Hailey Glassman this morning, Claudia Oshri from the Toast was like, she's been dming me for years. All this stuff about my body and my weight, it's really messy. So they have cast people that I think will be messy and dramatic.

[B]

So we'll see people like Messi.

[A]

People love Messi because I was, I went to the comments, I was like, what are people saying about this? And per usual, people are ready for the drama. Okay, we're gonna take a quick break and we're gonna wrap up with your headlines. Okay, I'm gonna tell you guys about Chime. Chive isn't just another banking app. They unlock smarter banking for people with everyday products. It is changing the way people bank. They have fee free and smarter banking built for you so it's not like old school banks that charge you overdraft and monthly fees. I would have loved this. When I was younger I used to just overdraft like crazy. I was spending so much money on these overdraft fees and really like my younger self would have absolutely loved this and benefited from it. There's tons of benefits in the app. They give you access to products like MyPay giving you access to up to $500 off your paycheck anytime and getting paid up to two days earlier with direct deposit. No overdraft fees like I said, minimum balance fees or monthly fees. You can bank fee free. Get paid when you say earn up to 3% APY on savings. So that's 7% higher than a traditional bank and it is rated 5 stars by USA Today for customer service. Real humans 247 that is really so huge and this is built for you not the 1%. There's no annual fees, no interest, no strings attached on their Chime card. It's like a new way to build credit history with your own money. Get rewarded every single day. And when you get qualifying direct deposits, you get 1.5% cash back on eligible Chime card purchases. Chime is not just smarter banking. It's the most rewarding way to bank join the millions who are already banking fee free today. It just takes a few minutes to sign up. Head to chime.comgirls gotta eat. That is chime.com girls gotta eat.

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Any twins in there?

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I don't know if she's had twins before. I cannot confirm or deny. I'm looking at photos and it doesn't

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look like any of them are identical. Yeah, nine's a lot.

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I mean, how can someone's body make that many babies?

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I just feel like her husband is a jerk. Like, he seems so. It's like at some point it's selfish.

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Right. Like get a surrogate. It's just, it's. She is a baby factory. My God. I mean, she. She has done many interviews. She loves this. They have built a huge, wildly successful business. Tribe Wiser is so interesting to me because it's predicated on this, like, support your husband, support the family, you know, cook, clean. But she is a wildly successful person in her own right.

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Yeah.

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Which is sort of the opposite of trad wives.

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So she's doing too much, you think?

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No, I just, I think that the idea of trad wives is like, stay home, obey your husband. He goes out and works and you manage the home. But she is wildly successful just on her own. She's really famous.

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Yeah, I guess, you know, if she's involved in it, if she wants it, it's great. But nine is like, that's insane numbers.

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She's 35.

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That means she's been pregnant for the last 12 years of her life.

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She has a lot of babies. How do you take care of that many babies?

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You have a lot of help.

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I would need an army of staff.

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I need. I would need staff for one baby.

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Absolutely. I Would get staff for one baby.

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I need three or four staff per baby.

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100%.

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They need 35 staff members.

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Listen, there's no judgment. Do whatever you want with your kids and your family. I don't care. It's not my family. But how do you, like, have time to talk to them, not just, like, raise them closer.

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Number four and five, they're not doing well. I'll tell you right now. Number. The fifth baby, that fifth kid is gonna be problems.

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I actually just think that they like. So my dad is one of five. And numbers four, My dad is number two. Numbers.

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That's a good number.

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Numbers four and five, they just raised themselves. I think they had, like, bedrooms in the attic and like, no one cared what they did or where they went. They just raised themselves out in the wild.

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I guess so.

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Okay, so next headline, Trump is humiliated as Epstein walk of shame pops up near the White House. So people have recreated this Hollywood walk of fame, but it is the walk of shame and it is all these names of everybody in the Epstein files. So it's Ghislaine Maxwell, Howard Luntkett, Lee Wexner, Prince Andrew, Bill Clinton, and it's all along in Washington. And then there's a QR code and it links to more Epstein files. When you scan the QR codes, it's brilliant. People are so creative.

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I love it when people get angry. They get creativity lives there, Creativity and they production. Like, imagine having that thought process and then like making. And it's one thing to be like, dude, it'd be so fucking great if we put up stars in D.C. and calling out all these petties.

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I think we should never stop saying their names. I think that we should talk about this continuously. We should give people even more access to every single thing that's out there. I don't know. I have to live with some hope that anything is going to come of this. But, like, in the meantime, these people's names should be plastered on the sidewalks. Hey, remember me?

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Yes.

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With QR codes to all the terrible things that they have done.

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A thousand percent.

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So this was really well done. And it says, like, for example, it says Ghislaine Maxwell, child sex trafficker. It has a big photo. Jeffrey Epstein and the QR code.

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I love it.

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And then each person has their own descriptor.

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It would be amazing if they had, like, you know, when they do it in LA, like 50 people come out and everyone's like, he's a. Oh, he's an amazing actor. Like, could you imagine if not for

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the unveiling of each of them.

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Yeah, this guy was fucking horrible. Pedophile. It doesn't feel good until, like, we have another administration that anything's going to happen. I'm done thinking something's going to happen.

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Yeah, it's pretty bleak.

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It is bleak.

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I'll give you a nice piece of news. We'll wrap it up with the headlines. The U.S. hockey teams, both of them appeared on SNL with Connor Story as he hosted, and they made.

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He was great.

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He was fantastic. I just. I love him so much.

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Did you watch the clip with the hockey players?

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Yes.

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Yeah, they got a lot of shit. As they should have agreed. There is an arc to this story where it can be positive, and I agree it should be harshly judged. But I do think if they're doing this much, and I don't think it's just pr, I think they're just kids that, like, got caught up and got used by an administration, that if they're coming out and they're standing next to Conor and making jokes about heated rivalry, like, let's show that we can have some compassion and get past it. That's all I'm saying.

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I love that they all showed up. So you had Hillary Knight from the women's team. She stood alongside her teammate Megan Keller, who scored the US's winner in overtime. And then she had Jack and Quinn Hughes, who are brothers, on the men's team. And they stood on stage with Connor Story. And I just. I like that everybody came out and they did try to, like, make this a little.

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I will say this. I don't think Quinn should have been there. The other brother, he didn't do shit on the show. No. In the game, he didn't score a winning goal. This other girl scored a winning goal. He's getting.

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I don't think men should be anywhere. I don't think. I don't think they should be anywhere at all. I think that we try to, like, make nice and include the men. I don't. They should be at the White House where they belong, eating McDonald's in that dusty room with the President, eating cold French fries. And the women should be on snl. But I guess we tried to send a beautiful message of unity. And I want to. I will close by saying, and I think we need more of that in this world and in this country. So I will let it slide because it's important that we come together and unite and send a positive message.

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I agree with that.

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All right. That's been our episode today with co host Andrew Collin, tell them where they can find you.

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That's a great question. You can find me on Instagram at andrewtcollin and see me on the road. I'm gonna be opening up for Heather McMahon starting this week in Fort Worth and Houston.

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Okay. She's amazing. If you guys ever have the opportunity to go see her or Andrew on the road together, I will be on the road as well. I am reina.greenberg raina greenberg.com for tour tickets. I will be in Philly and D.C. next week. All of that is sold out except for my second Philly show. And all of our girls gotta eat strippers are coming to that. So come to that. It'll be a wild time. And then Ashley and I have a show with Netflix is a joke on May 7 at the Palace Theater in Los Angeles. We are so excited. It's the first time we have done a show together in 2026, so I cannot wait to be with her on stage. You can get those tickets@girls gotteat.com and we will see you next week. Have a great weekend, guys.

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Snack. Ra.