The Snack: Kevin Hart Roast, Devil Wears Prada, and the 90s Are Back

Summary

Girls Gotta Eat: The Snack

Episode: Kevin Hart Roast, Devil Wears Prada, and the 90s Are Back
Date: May 14, 2026
Hosts: Ashley Hesseltine (A), Rayna Greenberg (B)

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Episode Overview

This lighthearted "Snack" episode is packed with pop culture commentary, wild stories from the comedy scene, nostalgic ‘90s throwbacks, hot takes on recent TV and movie events, and the ever-unfiltered banter between Ashley and Rayna. The hosts break down their experiences at the Netflix "Roast of Kevin Hart," revisit the highs and lows of "The Devil Wears Prada 2," and revel in all things ‘90s that are making a comeback. Peppered with their signature humor, the episode also covers Bravo drama, Sydney Sweeney’s Euphoria controversy, and what’s new in their TV and book universes.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Personal Catch-ups and Upcoming Shows (00:12 – 04:27)

• Both hosts trade stories about wardrobe mishaps involving see-through outfits and hard nipples before performances.
• They preview their upcoming shows at Gramercy Theatre and reminisce about show routines and working with photographers.
• Notable Quote:
  "I wore a red lace see through... I forgot nipple covers and you could just see my nipples." – Rayna (00:45)

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2. 90s Nostalgia Hits Again (04:27 – 09:03)

A. Pizza Hut’s Book It! Program Returns (04:27 – 06:18)

• Ashley is hilariously convinced Pizza Hut’s reading reward program is back for adults – only to realize it's still for kids.
• Both hosts reflect on childhood memories of reading for pizza, with Ashley wishing for an adult version.
• Quote:
  "Can you imagine gifting a 40 year old man a pizza because he read a book? No, I would do that, actually." – Rayna (06:18)
• Discussion about men starting book clubs, referencing Ashley’s husband wanting to lead one.

B. Taebo’s TikTok Revival (08:01 – 09:27)

• Billy Blanks’ classic workout is being rediscovered.
• Hosts compare workout trends now versus the ‘90s—less technical, more positive energy needed today.
• Quote:
  "I love when TikTok, like, rediscovers stuff from our childhood... workouts these days are so aggressive." – Ashley (08:15)

C. No Doubt’s Sphere Residency (09:27 – 10:23)

• Gwen Stefani becomes the first woman to headline the Vegas Sphere venue. Ashley laments missing Backstreet Boys and Taylor Swift previously and resolves not to miss this.
• Agreement to plan a group trip.

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3. Kevin Hart Netflix Roast Recap (10:23 – 23:08)

General Impressions (10:23 – 12:25)

• First roast since Tom Brady’s; Ashley and Rayna attended in person, felt the live energy was unbeatable.
• Opening with Tom Brady and musical acts like Usher set the tone high.

What Makes a Roast? (12:25 – 15:00)

• Breakdown of roast structure, how jokes target everyone relentlessly ("roasts are technically racist, ageist, sexist, homophobic, slut-shaming, body-shaming...").
• Roast boundaries and what’s considered too far—race-heavy jokes and some unnecessary or mean-spirited lines.

Standout Performers & Moments (15:00 – 20:24)

• Praise for Shane Gillis and Chelsea Handler, both for their jokes and for shifting the energy of the show.
• Cheryl Underwood faced unwarranted jabs but had a triumphant, emotional set that won the room.
• "I just wanted to cry. Like this woman who had sat there on these jokes that black women just wasn’t feeling it. And then she just comes up, slays." – Ashley (17:34)
• Special highlight: Lizzo’s fun-loving set and reaction to jokes at her expense.
• The Rock’s surprise closing—with hilarious banter and chemistry with Kevin Hart.

Afterparty Drama & VIP Tales (20:24 – 24:55)

• Ashley recounts her awkward but successful attempt to snag a photo with Meek Mill, with Tiffany Haddish and French Montana in the background.
• Commentary on VIP dynamics at industry afterparties.

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4. Devil Wears Prada 2 Review (28:31 – 37:10)

Overall Feelings (28:44 – 29:16)

• The sequel is "like, not love; good, not great"—admiration for effort but questions about some lazy plotlines.

Critiques & (spoiler) Plot Holes (29:16 – 33:53)

• Gripes about forced love interests, watered-down Miranda Priestly, and wildly improbable magazine buy-out scenarios.
• The concept of Andy Sachs as a friend—"too earnest, desperate for friendship," says Rayna (34:08).
• Iconic quote:
  "She flew economy to Paris. … Anna Wintour does not walk through the Delta 1 cabin and sit in economy." – Ashley (31:19)

Casting Fatigue (35:21 – 37:10)

• Anne Hathaway’s omnipresence in book-to-movie adaptations; wish for fresh faces in Hollywood.
• "Anne Hathaway is a wonderful actress… but what is with so much… like her and Nicole Kidman are taking all the jobs!" – Ashley (36:26)

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5. TV & Pop Culture News Bites (38:47 – 44:55)

Bravo & Summer House Mess (38:47 – 42:15)

• Ongoing drama: Alleged affair between cast members, social media callouts, and reality TV plotting.
• Reunions teased as must-watch events.

Euphoria’s Outrageous Season (42:15 – 44:55)

• Deep skepticism about realism—Sydney Sweeney’s explicit OnlyFans storyline, questions on actress agency and creator intent.
• Critics (and OnlyFans creators) slam the storyline as "so, so dirty" and totally unrealistic—even "jumping the shark."
• "It feels like the creator of the show just wanted to watch Sydney Sweeney do all this stuff." – Rayna (42:48)
• Both hosts plan to keep watching, despite their eye-rolls.

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6. Quick Headlines & What’s Next (45:05 – End)

• James Kennedy baby news: Rayna: "Some people shouldn’t breed." (45:14)
• The Five Star Weekend: Excitement for the upcoming Peacock adaptation, with Jennifer Garner leading a star-studded cast (46:28).
• Legal drama: Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni’s lawsuit still drags on ("She wants her money back. She started this shit. Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit." – Rayna, 47:42)
• Viewing Recs: Hacks (final season), Beef (new cast), Your Friends & Neighbors, and ongoing Summer House updates.
• Book swap/donation discussions.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• "If you don't plan it, you don't get to have an opinion about it... Shut up and show up." – Ashley & Rayna (04:03 – 04:12)
• "That's my feeling on vacations. That's my feelings on plans." – Rayna (04:03)
• "Move your body however you got to do it. Take a walk." – Ashley (08:57)
• "A roast is technically racist, ageist, sexist, homophobic, slut-shaming, body-shaming... all the most terrible, fucked up things you could think to say." – Ashley (13:17)
• "Why are you speaking?" – Miranda Priestly, quoted by Ashley in DW2 review (32:04)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Wardrobe mishaps, upcoming shows: 00:12 – 04:27
• 90s Nostalgia: 04:27 – 10:23
  • Pizza Hut Book It! – 04:27
  • Taebo returns – 08:01
  • No Doubt Sphere residency – 09:27
• Kevin Hart Roast Recap: 10:23 – 23:08
• Devil Wears Prada 2 Review: 28:31 – 37:10
• TV/Pop Culture Bites: 38:47 – 44:55
• Headlines & Recaps: 45:05 – end

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Tone & Style

• Conversational, cheeky, and irreverent
• Blunt assessments—no fear in calling out lazy plot lines or problematic jokes
• Warm camaraderie with in-jokes and compliments
• A focus on the intersection of pop culture with friendship and dating

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For New Listeners

This episode is a prime example of the GGE "Snack": rapid-fire pop culture analysis with zero filter. You’ll walk away with unvarnished hot takes on nostalgia trends, real stories from the live comedy and entertainment world, and a strong sense that Ashley and Rayna’s friendship is as fun as their content. If you missed the week in pop culture and want sharp, funny insights, this Snack has you covered.

Transcript

[A]

This week on the Snack, the Kevin Hart roast. Devil Wears Prada too. And the 90s are back.

[B]

This is a Dear Media production.

[A]

Enjoy.

[B]

Hi, guys.

[A]

Hello.

[B]

Okay, I just said to Ashley is my shirt's too sexy? And she was like, I'm feeling very sexy. I can't. My tits are really out. But I'm not wearing a red lace see through shirt.

[A]

Negligee.

[B]

Yeah. If you will.

[A]

So I just recorded with chicks in the office and I just wanted to wear this color. Like, I love their set and I just wanted to pop.

[B]

I love it.

[A]

And I was like, I can do this. I can wear a see through lace bra out to record a podcast. Who says I can? I've been wear like sweatshirts. Well, they were like, comfy. Fran was in a sweatshirt.

[B]

They're comfy.

[A]

The dog was there. It was so cute. I just.

[B]

I'm always looking for more red to wear. And I wore a red lace see through, like Fleur du Malle thing on stage the other night. I forgot nipple covers and you could just see my nipples.

[A]

So I have that bodysuit too.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I don't typically do nipple. I wore it to a show. I wore it to Boston two years ago. And I don't remember needing nipple covers because we had come off New York where we both wore pasties. So we wore real sheer stuff. And then I wore the red lace. I'm like, this is nothing. So I wore it. No, no pasties. And then I was gonna wear that same bodysuit that we both have to a concert recently, the R and B Lovers concert. And Shashank was like, ashley, I'm not trying to police you, but, like, you can see your areolas.

[B]

So if the light hits you the right way, you can see your areolas. And I was like about to get my period. And I don't know if you have this experience. My nipples are like rock hard all day, every day.

[A]

My nipples are usually pretty hard. Like in general.

[B]

Not just.

[A]

I'm just lucky like that.

[B]

You're just horny.

[A]

Just blessed.

[B]

The couple days leading up to my period, they are rock hard. So, like, I just have hard nipples. Full. Ariel is on stage. But whatever, you know, it's distracting. But some people like it. The people who brought their boyfriends.

[A]

You're welcome. And we'll see you tonight in New York, you guys.

[B]

Ashley and I will see you at Gramercy theater tonight for two shows. I am so excited. 7pm 9:30. The 9:30 is not sold out yet. So come so many people coming.

[A]

So One of my hot old doormen from here in New York. He's coming. He bought tickets. And he's also a photographer. He was like, can I shoot the show? And I was like, well, if you wanted to take photos. I just said you have a photographer.

[B]

I hired your photo and video people from your specialty thing.

[A]

Well, it was a fit photo. He shot photos.

[B]

I hired the video person also. But he had a conflict. But I was gonna take photos.

[A]

He didn't shoot my special.

[B]

Who shot like that? Did he shoot Chicago?

[A]

You can shot me in Chicago. You're telling me what happened anyway, yes. Alex Mendoza is an incredible photographer. He shot the photos for my special which is also all the COVID art. Whatever. So he's shooting for you tonight. But the former doorman, maybe he's still there. I'm not sure. I was like, just come and hang. So he's gonna come and hang. I am so excited. And you know, a friend of ours asked me if I wanted to get dinner between the shows. And I was like, no, I have to stay. You can watch Reyna, give my feedback, hang out with Brittany. I have to be on site. I can't imagine leaving. I mean, I guess I have time, but I was like, I'm not leaving.

[B]

I just. I don't want you to leave.

[A]

You don't understand.

[B]

I've been telling you so. I'm just so grateful you're gonna be there. I didn't think you were gonna be. And it was gonna be me and Brittany, who's also phenomenal. But like gun to my head, there's nobody I want to be on stage with besides you. So I'm really excited about this and it'll be a fun night. And I. I do just. I've been like getting to shows like five minutes before I have to walk on stage.

[A]

It's such a dream.

[B]

It's a dream actually. In Chicago, I was getting my hair done and I wasn't gonna be there in time. And I told Matt, like, just get on stage and start the show and I'll be there by the time you get off stage. What a pleasure.

[A]

I know. Meanwhile, last week at our Netflix is a joke show. We got there at 2pm Ashley for a 7pm show all day. We had lunch on site.

[B]

I was like, are you sure we have to go down there?

[A]

We did have to. We didn't have a lot of downtime, do we? I was right.

[B]

So here's the thing. I wasn't involved in planning this whatsoever. And if you don't plan things, you don't get to have an opinion about it.

[A]

Well, it's a whole different thing. Someone has to cut. There's a bunch of tech involved. There's rehearsals. It's different.

[B]

That's just, that's my feeling on vacations. That's my feelings on plans.

[A]

And if you don't plan it, if

[B]

you're not involved in the thing, you shut your mouth and you show up when you're told.

[A]

Shut up and show up.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Well, let's thank our partner and then we will get into it.

[B]

Let's our partner, singular. You guys are welcome. One ad today presenting sponsor today quints. Thank you to Quince, who we love. Get free shipping and 365 day returns on your next order at Quinte.com/GGE.

[A]

Yes. So come see us tonight if you're listening. If you're not listening on Thursday, use news. You lose. But raina greenberg.com you can maybe, maybe grab some tickets to the 9:30. I'm so excited. Okay, so we are going to kick it off with a 90s nostalgia report. The hits just kept coming. So I am so sorry last week I didn't bring this up. So many of you guys messaged me so many DMs about Pizza Hut's book it program is back. So that was a reading program we had as kids growing up and you would read a certain amount of books and then you would go to Pizza Hut and have a pizza party and get a personal pan pizza and all these things. So it's back. Reina. I thought it was for adults. What? It's just for kids.

[B]

You thought adults were going to be getting free pizzas? No one cares if adults read.

[A]

Why not? Everybody cares that we read.

[B]

We're fully baked. You know, no one cares about us.

[A]

I don't care about this anymore. I don't have kids. I don't like. I thought it was for adults. I thought that Pizza Hut had done an adult reading program. I thought that was to speak to the millennials.

[B]

Ashley. You guys, my jaws are on the floor because you voiced out to me after last week's episode and you were like, I forgot to bring up the Pizza Hut book it program. I thought you were excited for people with kids. Never in my wildest dreams did I think that you were talking about people with jobs who could just go out and buy a pizza.

[A]

No, stop. Because so many you guys DM me the headlines and I didn't read the article. I was like really busy, whatever. And I was like, this is amazing. Pizza Hut is Speaking to this. It's millennial fans and we're going to read and we're going. I think. I'm sorry. I think this is genius.

[B]

I had no idea.

[A]

You saw Pizza Hut book club for adults Millennials.

[B]

So funny. You're like, now that I know it's for children, I care about this.

[A]

So this is for Pre K through sixth grade, June 1 to August 31. When did you find out about this? An hour ago. I was so ready to talk about how, how like iconic this was gonna

[B]

be from the minute you mentioned the book it program to me weeks ago. I didn't need to read to know this was for children. Of course it's for children. Can you imagine gifting a 40 year old man a pizza because he read a book? No, I would do that, actually. I would be like, oh, we're making the Bible.

[A]

Well, so Shashank, my current husband, he wants to be in charge of our book club. He said we need to start a book club. He put together a proposal for how to execute it.

[B]

Like yours and mine or yours, the

[A]

girls gonna eat book club.

[B]

Okay, what's the premise?

[A]

That we read a book and discuss it.

[B]

We already. He needs to be in charge of it. It exists. I'm in charge of it.

[A]

Put together a whole book.

[B]

I buy the books, and when I'm finished, I give them to you. Raina Greenberg runs this book program, but I will take applications.

[A]

He's excited about it. And I just came from chicks, like I said. And I. I just said something loosely about trad wife. And they were like, we're reading yesteryear for our chicks in the office book club. And I was like, same like, I was like, let's just only talk about that. But they were like, unless I want your special whatever. No, it was just, I am finished yesterday. No, it is a big book, but I read so much of it on the plane getting here yesterday. The man next to me, as we were getting off the plane, he was like, you read a lot of that book. I was like, why are you watching this?

[B]

Ooh, the guy yesterday on the plane ate so many things. Things. And they were loud and they smelled. First he had one of those salads in the jars. He shook it past its expiration. I mean, just over and over. And then the dress, like, jerking off almost. Yeah.

[A]

I feel like shaking that salad.

[B]

Yes. I feel like I'm pregnant. Smells are making me sick. Then he ate like a hot sandwich. He just like, wouldn't stop eating smelly things. And he took out beef Jerky. I was like, I did that. Well, you're a woman. I don't care what you do.

[A]

Oh, okay. Yeah, I had a chomp.

[B]

Women can do whatever they want.

[A]

Okay, so Next in the 90s nostalgia report is TikTok has discovered Taebo, the beloved 90s workout. So did you ever do Taebo? I. I remember the Lily Blanks being

[B]

ahead of it, being hot.

[A]

So I love when TikTok, like, rediscovers stuff from our, like, childhood or fashion, when they steal everything invented. Yeah. No. So it's this workout combining taekwondo, boxing, and aerobics made popular in the 90s by Billy Blanks, seen a resurgence online. And it's really funny because workouts these days have gotten so aggressive. Like, everything is elevated. Like, even choreo from the 90s, like, stuff we thought was cool is not. It's so much more technical. So much more, like, I don't know.

[B]

I'm not in the culture difficulty.

[A]

So you watch these workouts, you're like, people thought they were really.

[B]

That's so funny. I know. They'd, like, just be in the park doing aerobics, and they were like.

[A]

I just. I guess aerobics in general, it's just, like, easier, which. I'm all for it. Move your body however you got to do it. Take a walk.

[B]

Yeah, but it's not. Is it 75 hard? What's the number?

[A]

What does that mean? Oh, that thing people do. I don't know what that is.

[B]

Do you know? Do you guys know what it is? 90, 75 hard. You just, like, have a miserable Life for, like, 75 days, and you have to, like, eat a terrible diet. That's horrible. And exercise a lot. And it's like, just try to survive this. Like, that's exercising today.

[A]

Life's too short.

[B]

Exercising back in our day was like, let's just go to the park, dance around.

[A]

So I think also, people like his energy. So I think it's just, like, feel good. We need that in these dark times. So anyway, Tybo is back. Okay. And lastly, no Doubt is doing their Sphere residency.

[B]

I saw that Gwen Stefani is the first woman to headline the Sphere.

[A]

Oh, is that true? Okay, that sounds about right.

[B]

Who do we see in Vegas? Why am I blanking out?

[A]

Gwen Stefano.

[B]

We saw Gwen Stefani. You guys, I'm sick. Wow.

[A]

So I just think that would be a cool group to see. Absolutely.

[B]

We should go.

[A]

I know. Well, I'm just, like, so sad. I miss Backstreet Boys. I could not swing it with the wedding planning and the tour, three bachelorette parties, and the three bachelorette parties. Yeah. But that is. I think I'll regret it forever, so I don't want to regret this.

[B]

I mean, I regret not going to Taylor Swift more times, so. I don't want you to regret this. I think we should go. I think it'd be really fun.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Okay. So if you guys the opportunity to go to that, we'll be there. Okay. Next up, Ashley and I, we went to the roast of Kevin Hart on Sunday night. Netflix is a joke presented this, and it's the first roast in two years, since the Tom Brady roast two years ago, which made Nikki Glaser just a huge standout star. I have thoughts and feelings. Overall, we had a great time. It was. I was entertained start to finish, for three hours.

[A]

Yes, we. I think watching on TV is different than being in the room with. With any. With standup in general, comedy in general. So being there and having our friends with us and we were sitting with other comedians, we had a great time. I mean, I think opening with Tom Brady really brought the star power. There was a lot of talk about them not having. I don't know, the biggest talent on the dais. Is that what it's called? The dais is the thing.

[B]

They kept saying the word dais, and I could hear everybody around me going, what's a dai?

[A]

I think it's just like the stage, the couch. Yeah, whatever. The panel, if you will. So to have Tom Brady open it, we're like, oh, we're cooking. And then Usher. So I just thought they were playing Usher. And then Reina goes, he's right there. I said, he's. I lost my. I was screaming. I felt like when I was at the super bowl and Rihanna was doing the halftime show, and no one around me was as excited as me. I was, like, losing my mind over Usher. And then he incorporated roast jokes into Burn. Like, redid the song. I thought that was iconic. So it did start hot. Cause, like, there was rumblings of, like, it's just not gonna be as good. And listen, Tom Brady was an insane person to. To agree to that and to have do it.

[B]

I've been seeing some very funny memes, though, where people were like, he got $25 million to sit on stage and have people roast his ex wife for having an affair with a jujitsu person. And then one person made a joke about Robert Kraft, and he was like, too far.

[A]

And that's off limits.

[B]

That's so funny.

[A]

It is so funny. Like, yes. Two years ago, when he like walked up and was like, keep Robert Kraft's name out of your mouth.

[B]

But my ex wife, open season, she didn't. Affair with a jujitsu instructor. Go for it. Yeah.

[A]

I mean, I have a lot of thoughts and we had a great time. There were some people I could have done without. I don't need to see kill Tony. I mean, he. His cadence and the way he delivers roast jokes are unmatched, but it feels mean spirited. I think he's a mean person. So like him. And there's some things I didn't like, but I think we'll focus on kind of what we did like today.

[B]

What I did like about Tony Hinchcliffe being there was that. And if you guys don't know, I mean, he performed at the rnc. He's a big. He's a MAGA Trump supporter and people obviously have a problem with him, as do we, but people took a lot of shots at him, which I enjoy.

[A]

That's what it is, though.

[B]

Fun for me.

[A]

That's what it is. Yeah. People dragged him through the mud. I mean, that's what a roast is like. A lot of the comments I'm seeing from people who are criticizing the roast, I'm like, you don't know what a roast is.

[B]

People took it too far.

[A]

But like, it's a Roasts are technically racist, ageist, sexist, homophobic, slut, shaming, body shaming. All the meanest, most terrible, fucked up things you could think to say about somebody talking about someone's dad dying in 9 11, someone's spouse committing suicide, the lowest points in people's lives, affairs being canceled.

[B]

Like someone dabbing a crackhead, of course,

[A]

the darkest dad leaving, abandonment, all of the things I thought it was a little race heavy, but like, race is always part of it. Like, we did not need that George Floyd joke. I thought it was unnecessary and it wasn't. Like, everyone ended their roast with like really nice words about Kevin and Kiltoni ends it with like a really out of pocket joke. Like, it felt like I didn't love it. But as a comedian, this is the time when you get to see the most fucked up shit and it's accepted. So, like, I love a roast and if people were offended by it, that's fine. But I always just want to remind people what a roast is. It's fucked up.

[B]

Well, it's on Netflix and so I think people previously weren't able to make these type of jokes because it was on network television, it was on Comedy Central, so people couldn't say that type of stuff. Of course, there's, like, network censors, and so they can say anything they want. If you go to an actual roast, it's the most fucked up stuff you've ever heard. Some people were like, chelsea Handler didn't look very happy about the joke Shane Gillis made about her. I don't know. I think that everybody takes shots at everybody. That's why you go there. And I said to you, I think I was a little disappointed that the focal point was Kevin Hart. Cause I've seen him host so many roasts at this point, and I've heard every joke you're ever gonna tell about him. And so I was like, why not pick somebody else? But you made the point that, like, not a lot of people want to be the focus of this stuff, which is. Yeah, I wouldn't.

[A]

I like Kevin Hart. I. I don't think he was the first choice. He did. He hosted Tom Brady's roast. We just saw him. If. No, no other reason than that. Like, he's not. Tom Brady was just. It was so crazy that this athlete did that. A little more of a private person, I will say. I like Shane. I thought he did a great job. I don't lump him into maga. I know that's what a lot of people say. I don't think of him as. We don't get into Shane's politics. But, like, I talked to him after, at the after party, and he was like, it was kind of a rocky start. And we see he referenced it like he wasn't really feeling the energy, which also, I think he was, like, probably feeling that from the crowd in the front and where everyone around us was laughing the whole time. And he was like, Chelsea really kind of got, like, shifted the energy. I mean, I think she crushed. I think she did the damn thing. We have, you know, our feelings about her, but I. I want to credit her. I think she did an incredible job. And even Shane credited her with, like. That was when we felt the energy shift in a positive way. They were hanging out to go to the after party, you know, like, people always want to say, like, this beef and that beef, and it's just not like that. It, like, does all feel like in good fun. When you're in the room, you're watching these people absolutely drag each other and then go dap it up on the couch afterwards.

[B]

They sat next to each other. I thought they were both phenomenal. I totally agree with everything you said. I loved Chelsea Handler's jokes. My personal Feelings aside. But I thought she was great at that. Shane was great. And they sat together for the whole roast and they seemed to be having fun together.

[A]

They were sitting together at the after party.

[B]

My theory on the front row and people just, in general, the way it's set up is it's in an arena, it's the Kia Forum, but the floor is set up with tables. And those are the people on tv. And I think some of those people don't want to be on television laughing at this stuff because it's so offensive. And maybe that's why he doesn't, like, feel the love in the front row because, like, the jokes were so offensive. But I also. I thought Pete Davidson had some, like, great, unbelievable jokes.

[A]

I thought Pete was great. Cheryl Underwood, you guys. So again, there just felt like not funny to me. Unnecessary jokes about her skin color, like, disproportionate. What is the point? It was just, we needed less of that. And people just really were taking these shots at her that just like, I just wasn't crazy about. So I was rooting for her so hard. I feel like collectively we were all just like rooting for her. She comes up, she brings the house down. I mean, she's an incredible talent. She's an old school Def Jam comic. She standing ovation. It was electric. I just wanted to cry. Like this woman who had sat there on these jokes that black women just wasn't feeling it. And then she just comes up, slays. She just.

[B]

She brought the house down. I love to see it because to your point, I. The cheap shots at her. Like, people took a lot of shots at everybody, of course, Chelsea Handler for being old and all these people she's in sex with and being a slut and all these things. Great. But, like, really, I love to just watch her walk out there and just kill and just no missteps. Just like, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

[A]

The energy, though. And then she opened it with free speech and just, we're all here able to do this. But you could tell she was like, this is my fucking moment. All these fucking white dudes have been up here and I just love to see it. I love Lizzo. I thought she was having a great time. I think no one had more fun up on that stage. Of Lizzo, she. I think that's when you went to the bathroom. But she laughed through her whole set. She was like giggling every time they were taking shots at her. She was really laughing and enjoying herself.

[B]

Pete Davidson said one battle after the next is what Lizzo calls Every time she goes up the steps and they turn the camera onto her and she's just in it and laughing, hysterical. But okay, so I loved a lot of this. My favorite, I didn't know if it was gonna happen. But they closed out the show with the Rock. He came out on this platform and they're like. He was like, daddy's home. And him and Kevin Hart went back and forth and they're actually like friends. And they just traded so many insults. And the Rock was like, you should suck on my nipples. And it was so funny. His comedic timing was unbelievable. I get so horny for him. People were trying to talk to me. I was like, shh, don't speak to me while he's out here. I think I look so elated the way that people feel when their friend is on stage. That's probably how I would look if you were on stage. I was so excited that Daddy was on stage.

[A]

Yeah, it was exactly. Don't talk to Reina. Can I just tell you my joke that I can't believe didn't get said? So the Rock does this whole thing on. I think it was the Rock. He does this whole thing on Draymond Green. And he was like, who was just really the most hated of the night just cause of him playing for the Warriors. And he booed every time they brought him up.

[B]

The audience would not let up. It was.

[A]

I think the Rock was like, your name is so stupid. It's just Raymond with a D in front of it. I'm like, isn't your name Dwayne? Isn't it spelled like D? Wayne? Yeah, Dwayne. I couldn't. No, wait. Yes, it is.

[B]

I forget that his name is Dwayne. When you said that to me, I

[A]

was like, I couldn't believe that they were up here. Draymond is such a dumb name because it's a D in front.

[B]

He.

[A]

He went long on it. He. He. Then he started. He did other words with a D. I was like, no one's gonna say it. No one's gonna say you also have a name that just a D got stuck in the front of it. Anyways, that's my misrose joke. But we really loved it. And Meek Mill closed it out. So it was a big Philly theme throughout. Obviously, Shane, Philly guy, Kevin Hard. And then Meek Mill closed it out with dreams and nightmares. And we went to the after party afterwards. And at the after party, there was still a vip. Like people were separated from us.

[B]

It was just us and everybody else.

[A]

No, there Was like a back VIP section. It was like Mink Mill, obviously. French Montana, Lamar Odom. Tiffany Haddish was in there. Who? Tiffany Haddish was also on stage at the roast and no one said a thing. And I don't understand. Well, I. I was like, that can't

[B]

be her because she sat on stage the entire time. She wasn't part of the roast. I was confused about it, but, like,

[A]

why not even acknowledge her? Like, there's a back. Like, back row. The back couch is like, it should be just friends and people. You went up there to laugh and yuck it up. Why have a like, famous comic up there and not address it?

[B]

I have no idea. We're positive it was her. Yeah, that's how crazy it is to me.

[A]

Yeah, exactly. So anyway, she was there, but at the after party. So I just was like, I love Meek Mill. My brother really loves Meek Mill. And so I was like, I just want to get a picture if I can. You know, whatever. So Shashank's like, just go ask him. He's gonna be cool. There's like a velvet rope, though. Like, I have to glean over the rope. But he was very close to the rope. So I'm like, no, Shashanki, do it. Because people just love him. And he's this tall, good looking Indian guy. Like, every time he approaches somebody, they just like, want to talk to him.

[B]

Also, it's unexpected. You don't expect, like, he looks cooler than.

[A]

He talked to Cheryl. He talked to everybody.

[B]

He went to Cheryl.

[A]

Just. You did so great tonight. Thank you. Like, I'm just watching that, you know? Yeah. So he goes up and there's a security guy right there. And Shashank was like, hey, my. My. My wife's from Philly. Which I'm like, don't be telling people I'm from Philly because what if he says where and I.

[B]

He's gonna make it up where I know, you know, it's embarrassing.

[A]

So he was like, my wife's from Philly. She loves you. We played Dreams and Nightmares at our wedding and which it. Maybe our DJ played it, but I was appropriating Matt's wedding. Matt ended his wedding with Dreams and Nightmares, the last song in the night, which is like unofficial Eagles.

[B]

I don't think he's gonna figure that out though.

[A]

No, he was. He got excited. He was like, play Dreams of Nightmares yous win. That's so cool. Whatever. I feel I just told the story in Chick, so I'm like retelling it. But so I feel a little weird, but I'm going to tell it the same way. And we're doing this thing and I didn't. I was going to ask him for a photo. I was just going to have a nice moment, be on my way. I don't need to do that. There's other famous people around. Whatever. The security guard puts his hand on Shashank. And Meek's like, he's good. Like it was a whole thing. And we're talking to him and he goes, so get that flick then. And I was like, what?

[B]

That's so cool.

[A]

Does that mean. Did you. Would you have thought.

[B]

I don't know what. What else would it have meant?

[A]

I know. And I go, what? He was like, get that flick then. That's so cool. Jashan, like, takes the picture.

[B]

He's like, you get in it too, man.

[A]

And he was like, no. I'm like, then who's gonna take it? Tiffany. So Tiffany Haddish and French Montana are in the back of the photo.

[B]

Oh, I thought you made them take the photo. Ashley, do you think I could sell. Take that flick? Do you think if I said it to somebody, like, at an airport, like, I. I get approached only when I look the ugliest. And I am like, knee deep in a sandwich from, like, Hudson News. And if someone's like, do you mind if I take a selfie? Do you think if I was like, take that flick.

[A]

That I just did this with chicks. And I asked them, when people come up to you, like, you never want to offer a photo because what if they say, no, thanks, I. If you say, take that flick then? And they're like, no, I'm good.

[B]

Okay. So I was at the airport the other day. You weren't with me. I was in Chicago and I was so hungry and I was like, I just have to eat this thing. And I got this sandwich. It was like bacon and cheese on it. And I just was tast. It was a wrap. And so I was opening the wrap to take the cheese and the bacon off of it because it looked kind of gross. So my fingers are sticky and Sticky fingers. I'm sitting there eating. There's a woman sitting down next to me and I'm facing outside. I look so ugly. I look the ugliest I've ever looked. And this girl runs up behind me and she's like, I miss you in. In whatever city. She was like, and I flew to Chicago to see your show today. And I was like, oh, my God. Thank you so much. It was so sweet. And as she goes to walk away, the woman sitting next to me looks up and goes, do you girls want me to take a photo for you? And I was like, no, no, no, no. This girl. I look so ugly. She DMed me and asked if it was okay to post the photo.

[A]

Oh, you did get a photo, and she did not ask you for your permission even. She was like, she's not gonna want this.

[B]

She's like, this shouldn't be on the Internet. I probably had. You know, when those wraps sit out for a long time, they get gummy. I probably had the green wrap, like, on my teeth or something.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

You don't want to see me like this.

[A]

No. Remember that wet burrito?

[B]

Wait, corn in my burrito.

[A]

Wet corn. We were in Chicago in the food court, that wet corn burrito. All the lounges were at capacity. We just sat there. I didn't sleep. That was. I hooked up with that 23 year old. I was coming. I was in a sleepy shirt. That was one of the darkest mornings.

[B]

I was sleeping on Ryan, and he was like, please stop this. Please stop pretending I'm your boyfriend. Okay? It's been four years, and that's the court.

[A]

You're like. You're wearing your pajamas.

[B]

All that, like, soupy corn was dripping out of the back of the burrito.

[A]

All right, well, on a sexier note, we had a show with the Netflix is a joke festival. And so we just wanted to thank you guys all for coming out. We had a great time. And we did the show with the Chippendales. Like, the iconic Chippendales. They sent their four hottest guys.

[B]

I couldn't believe what I was looking at. And they, like, they ran through the show a few times.

[A]

I thought you were gonna say they ran through me.

[B]

Like, they did run through me. I got a lap dance from all four of them at the same time. And they rehearsed it multiple times with me. One of them was sticking his fingers in my mouth. I was so horny, guys.

[A]

So they are fans of Raina. And I found this out privately. She was somewhere else. And when we went for my third Bachelorette, we did this thing on stage. They called you up. They knew we were there, but they brought Raina up and did this whole shower scene with one of the dancers. And you were in it. We've talked about this. We posted photos. And he came and he realized who you were. And he goes, that's the best girl that's ever done that. Done the shower thing. He was like. Because you get such A mix of people who don't know if they're uncomfortable. They don't want to lean in, which is understandable. But I was like, oh, no. She's like, born to do. He's like, I can't believe she's here. Like, they were like, fan girling you. And I was like, she's here. Like, you guys are going to get dance on her tonight. And he picks you up. He, like, came over and, like, picked you up. I was like, he's in love with you.

[B]

I think so. I asked him, like, what about me? And was, like, so amazing compared to everybody I've seen. He was like, you're just comfortable with attention. And I was like, oh, yeah, I am.

[A]

And, like, being touched. And touching back.

[B]

And touching back. Yes, I know. Not everybody wants to be touched that much.

[A]

Yeah, I do.

[B]

All four of them stripped on me. It was amazing. That reminds me, also, I forgot my tickets go on sale for the second part of my tour today, and I'm ending it in Vegas. So it will be 11 plug 11, 12. The last show of the tour, truly, I'm not extending. It will be in Vegas. RandyGranbury.com allegedly. But they were so fun. You planned a great show. Again, had nothing to do with me, but you planned a phenomenal show. It really. We have not shared the stage that much with another team. And so much of Netflix is a joke. That festival was like that. That a lot of people were, like, interviewing other people, and it was just really so special.

[A]

Yeah. So we had such a great time. And so thank you to you guys. Thank you to the Chippendales and Jason, who was like, the lead Chippendale. So we've known him. He did the Vegas show when we did this years ago, he was there for my Bachelor. He's the emcee. Like, you always typically see him. He's like the head guy. And he was the one that was on Mormon Wives. And so when they did The Chippendales Season 1, 2. Season 1 or 2? 2. Because Season 1 was like the whole Chippendales drama. And then they brought them in.

[B]

Season two was the episode, the Halloween party where Jesse is getting stripped on

[A]

and the cops show up. And so we're like, we have to ask you about that. He was like, you guys was crazy. He was like. I was like, upstairs in the bathroom. The cops are on the lawn. He's like, these white people in Utah. Like, the cops are here, like, and there. Then like, Brett's on the lawn with the cuffs and the like, we were talking to him, like, not handcuffs, Chippendales, cuffs and bow tie. It was just so funny to relive that with him. He's just like. I remember seeing him on Mormon Wives. I was like, that's our guy.

[B]

Meanwhile, the, like, the Vegas stripper is the most tame person on that episode.

[A]

Right?

[B]

These, like, religious white people are on the lawn, like, I'll fucking kill you with the police. Yes.

[A]

He was texting his publicist, like, I gotta get out of here.

[B]

Brett's trying to fight our boyfriend Chase. Yeah.

[A]

You said he got pushed by Chase? No.

[B]

Brett. Dakota?

[A]

No.

[B]

I'll keep saying stuff. Zack. Oh, Zach. Little Zack.

[A]

Zack put his hands on him.

[B]

Zack put his hands on him. And Zack is five two. That's crazy.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Okay. So you finally saw The Devil Wars. Prada 2. I'm excited to talk to you about this. And there are. There'll be some spoilers ahead. So if you guys, like, this is like, a murder mystery, you guys would be fine, but.

[A]

Well, yes. Well, yeah, of course.

[B]

Spoilers ahead, though. Okay. What'd you think? Did you like it?

[A]

Yes, I liked it. I feel like, collectively, we're all using the words like and good. So I wouldn't say love, and I wouldn't say great, but I think they did a great job, considering 20 years ago, a perfect movie was made and they're trying to do it again.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And the expectations were low. I think. I. How could you ever recreate? Not that they were necessarily trying to, but the same exact cast. So I thought they did a great job, and I did enjoy it.

[B]

Do I feel like I'm lying? Okay. There are so many improbable storylines that were so lazy to me, but I did like it and I enjoyed myself. The worst storyline of all was the love interest for Anne Hathaway. What was the point of this? Wait, what do you mean? I. There was no chemistry between the two of them.

[A]

I disagree.

[B]

It did not affect the movie in any way. This guy just, like, what, built the apartment she decides to buy. He did not need to be there. What was the point of this? We can't just have, like, a strong female character without a love interest.

[A]

Without a love interest. Okay, that's fair. I just.

[B]

I didn't pack the movie in any way for me.

[A]

Okay, that's fair. I didn't need it.

[B]

Yeah. I didn't hate him. But, like, what? There wasn't a central conflict there I needed. It wasn't like, with her and Adrian Grenier, where it's like, like, he's, like, such a part of the movie.

[A]

That's. That's true. Yeah, I guess I. I guess I agree with you. There was a moment where she had everything with. Was happening, like, with the magazine and the new. Like, all the things. And he kind of tried to jump in and be like, well, in my line of work, and, like, draw an example. And she, like, snapped at him. And I was like, you don't deserve that, man. And then I was like, she better apologize because that's her character. That's. You're a. You're a bitch. Like, we've all done it, but we. We say that was out of character. And I. I'm sorry. Like, if you're that person where a loved. A loved one friend, a partner is trying to be like. And you, like, condescendingly. Or, like, your work doesn't matter. Like, mine does kind of vibes. And so when she went to, like, get him back, she didn't apologize for that, and I didn't like it.

[B]

I don't even think it fazed me. I was like, what is the point of this guy being here? But I agree with you.

[A]

She seemed like a shitty partner in that moment. It bothered me.

[B]

Why partner?

[A]

And then right after that, she shows up at Miranda's house in the middle of the night. I was like, andy's crashing out.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Like, I was like, she's crashing out. Like, it's. This is too much.

[B]

Also, I just. They really watered down the Miranda character. Wait, Okay.

[A]

I don't think Raina. I thought she was so mean.

[B]

She flew economy to Paris.

[A]

She flew economy.

[B]

I don't fly economy to Paris.

[A]

Her flying economy was the biggest pothole. I gasped. I turned to. I justank on one side, Anoushka on the other. I was like, I hate this. I screamed, everyone else in economy is one thing. Anna Wintour does not walk through the Delta 1 cabin and sit in economy. It just would never happen. She'd pay herself.

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

Like, I get what they were trying to do. They did this cut where they literally are just, like, end flights. And then they cut to her. I was like, they're not gonna put her in economy. I couldn't believe it.

[B]

It's just they water down the character.

[A]

But I thought she was mean. The first meeting, I was like, she's mean.

[B]

That's what I'm looking for in that character.

[A]

Like, extra mean. I thought the first half of the movie was right on par.

[B]

She was like, why are you speaking?

[A]

The funniest part. I laughed out loud. When she walked into the cafeteria, I loved it because I kept thinking, anna Wintour.

[B]

We have a cafeteria here.

[A]

Anna Wintour walks into the cafeteria like she was just at the Met gal. Like, I kept picturing Anna Wintour obviously doing these things. And really, really got me.

[B]

That was really funny. Anne Hathaway be the features editor at Vogue. And she has this shitty garbage office, and she's writing the articles herself. And they give her some, like, garbage intern as an assistant. The features editor. One of the most famous publications in America. They're just like, give her the broom closet. She'll write her own articles.

[A]

What?

[B]

And okay. So I had a problem with that. Okay? Her writing a book about Miranda Priestly. She'd be under an NDA. That would never, ever happen. And then this, like, bidding war for the magazine that, like, Anne Hathaway cooks up this idea that Justin Theroux is gonna buy the magazine. And they get that done in 12 hours. And then eight hours, then she's on the phone being like, wake em up. Wake him up. Wake him up. Who are we waking up? Why does she make 19 phone calls to who are we waking up? The lawyers. And then Lucy Liu buys the magazine. And this all goes down in 24 hours. We've brokered a deal for the most famous publication in the United States in like, an hour and a half, Rayna.

[A]

Not the publication, the whole media company. Lucy Liu buys Conde Nast overnight. You're talking out of here.

[B]

Publicly traded company with a board. And they're just like, Lucy Liu is just like, I'll take it. And Justin Thoreau is like, I don't want what.

[A]

I just had to keep telling myself, like, just ignore that part of it. It was so improbable and unrealistic. And I kept thinking back, was the first one like this? And I know think. I don't think. I think the first one was probably just felt more probable.

[B]

It was just corny. I think they needed, like, a central conflict. It's just like, it was so lazy. Wake them up. Wake them up. Wake who? Waking up.

[A]

I know. So let me ask you a question.

[B]

Those are all my problems.

[A]

Let me ask you a real life question. Would you be friends with Andy Sachs in real life? She is annoying.

[B]

Yeah, she would be my annoying friend. I like, talked about behind her back. But I would go to the Met gala with her if she could, like, get me on the list.

[A]

Like, I do feel Emily Blunt on the way she treats her. That would be me. You're just too. It's Too much, too earnest. Annoying. She's the top level of earnest where it's like, stop. You're too. It's too much. You're too, like, desperate for my friendship or something.

[B]

I feel when people get a little too desperate with me, it's just like, that's a recipe for, I'm never gonna be nice to you. I just. I need, like, a little more mental illness, like, sprinkled in for fun.

[A]

It just, like, she's always gonna have a moment, you know? Like, the way. The way Miranda and Emily treat her is, like, how I would, like, just keep her arm's length.

[B]

That would be me. Like, you know, I just. I don't like when people are too nice to me or too ear. I just. I have to, like, strong arm them a little bit. I have to be mean to them for six to nine months until they learn it's too much. But as soon as they are mean back to me. And Brittany tells me that's because my mom didn't love me growing up.

[A]

Aw.

[B]

Which is true.

[A]

She turned. She loved you. She just didn't act like it.

[B]

She loves me. She just doesn't like me at all.

[A]

That's true.

[B]

Following Mother's Day, maybe someday I'll speak on this relationship. Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Well, whenever you want. It's your show. While we're here, Anne Hathaway apparently is going to be in yesteryear. So we reviewed Yesteryear, the book, last week, and someone commented on our reel. They're making this into a movie with Anne Hathaway. And I thought that was a hilarious joke from a listener.

[B]

And when you said it to me, I also thought it was a hilarious joke from my comedian friend Ashley.

[A]

Again, Anne Hathaway is a wonderful actress. She's so beautiful.

[B]

Are there other actresses but, like, idea.

[A]

Now we're at the idea of you, Verity, Silent Patience, which Verity and Silent Patient are similar. And now yesterday, like, she. And I think she's involved in bringing these to life, which. Great. But what is with so much. And. And on top of Devil Wears Prada, too. Like, it's so much. It's like her and Nicole Kibbon that, like, I was talking to my agent about, like, really a lot less jobs in Hollywood. A lot less is being made like, a list. Actors are struggling to find work. And I'm like, yeah. Cause Anne Hathaway and Nicole Kidman are taking all the jobs you list.

[B]

Those four books you list off are four of my favorite books of all time. They're four of everybody's favorite Books of all time. I think we just spread it out a little bit. I think that Anne Hathaway is phenomenal. She's great. I would love to watch her in any movie, but I'd also like to watch other people in any movie, yesteryear.

[A]

So when I was just with Rhea and Fran, they said, Rosamund pike, how great she would be for yesteryear. So good. Both of them are.

[B]

I would like to see somebody a little bit younger.

[A]

Younger? No, it has to be younger. You're.

[B]

You're right.

[A]

Rosemary pike is just. She's got that, like, diabolical. Yeah. Character wise.

[B]

Gone girl.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Incredible.

[A]

Yeah. Like, I like fresh faces sometimes. Like, I really love to see the actors that we grew up with, but I like to see new people too.

[B]

Yeah, let's just.

[A]

Fresh energy, Chance.

[B]

It's crazy.

[A]

Yeah. Okay. Let's just thank Quince and then we'll get back into it.

[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

to run through a few TV things. Raina's going to run through a few TV things. Walk me through some news.

[B]

So I mean, every week I'm like, this is the last week that we will cover Summer house. And then they just keep feeding us. So basically what had happened was Jen Fessler, who is a real housewife in New Jersey was on a red carpet for an event and was being interviewed and basically somebody said like, what do you think about the stuff going on with Wes Wilson and Cierra Miller? And she said, he does not mean any harm. He doesn't mean it. He's just here to have. He's just trying to have a good time. He doesn't want to hurt anyone. Give him a break. And Ciara publicly commented that's because they had sex with each other. Sierra, I mean it. She in the beginning of this was so quiet and didn't say anything. And I feel that she has been unleashed. And I love C. I will say so Jen did say, Jen Pessler did say, like, I love Sierra. We all love Sierra. She's so great. But give him a break. Give him a break would ignite something inside of me.

[A]

Right, right, right.

[B]

I would also comment that's cause they fucked. And so now people are like, did this really happen? Cause there's this clip from west on watch what happens live saying, I have slept with this one older woman, like much, much older. And Andy's trying to figure out how old she is and he says older than 50, just younger than 60.

[A]

That's. But, but Sierra's not lying like that. Sierra knows she is so smart and she just feels like she's always in control and she knows what she's doing. She's not making those fault. She doesn't make it false claims about that kind of stuff.

[B]

So Jen Fessler is married and she has kids and she came out and said, this is not true. I'm very flattered that anybody would think this, but it's not true. Liable. And this is not a thing that happened. And west also is like, that's not a thing that happened. And Sierra then tweets Out. Don't fuck with me. I just. It is all these people's job to be reality TV people, so you never know what's the truth and what's a lie. But when I think about who has a reason to lie in this scenario, it is Jen Fesn, Sierra.

[A]

It's.

[B]

Why would Sierra lie about that? And, yeah, it would really provoke me if I saw this person on a red carpet being like, just give him a break. And I knew that they slept together. But basically, she is accusing her of having an affair, which is a bold statement. But, yeah, why? What reason does she have to lie about that? Right. Okay. So it's messy. And honestly, I think she was pretty demure about this whole thing prior to the reunion, and she probably just got fucked with by them so bad at the reunion. And, you know, I. I can't imagine what happened. Well, I wait with bated breath. But maybe they weren't that apologetic. Maybe they weren't that kind. West is just running around, posting on Instagram at weddings, having the time of his life, and I would be like, okay, I'm gonna say whatever I want.

[A]

For sure. Yeah. Okay. So the reunion is going to be Tuesday, May 26th.

[B]

Okay. Tuesday, May 26th. And upfronts released just, like, a little quick clip of it, and there were people there that basically filmed it and released that. But it is Kyle saying that west has had a girlfriend, like, a confirmed, exclusive girlfriend since February of 2025, that he is not a great relationship to the truth. And so I am just dying for this reunion. I can't wait. We should have a watch party.

[A]

Yeah, we have to. Okay, Raina, tell us what's going on. In euphoria, we have reached a level

[B]

of like, this isn't even. Okay, so here's what happened this week. Episode 5 heavily focuses on Sydney Sweeney and her burgeoning onlyfans care that Maddie is managing for her. And she is the star of this episode, start to finish. And she is just, like, naked and doing ASMR videos, and it's really dirty with, like, a lot of sex toys and a lot of dirty talk. I mean, it is so, so dirty. And you see her naked, and it feels so gratuitous. It feels like the creator of the show just wanted to watch Sydney Sweeney do all this stuff.

[A]

Well, that's what people are saying, of course. And I really want to know. I'm dying to talk to Sydney Sweeney. Does this scare get presented to her? And she's like, I guess I gotta do it, or is she like, yes, I love this. I want to do this. I want to be edgy and naked and sexual in this way. I'm dying to know. Or as part of her, like, I don't want to do this.

[B]

It's surprising to see an actress at her level agree to be this naked and play with sex toys and be reading these lines. They're basically having her, like, mime and. And do all these, like, ASMR sexy videos and talk dirty. And it's. I mean, it's so filthy. I mean, I'm not like a clutch or pearls kind of person. We own a sex toy company. But it's a lot. And you don't see a lot of actresses being willing to do this. And she is naked. I mean, from the waist up. And it just feels so gratuitous.

[A]

Yeah. I'd be like, it's. If men are. If men are in charge of this. Like, I don't like it.

[B]

And people. So basically, OnlyFans creators have come forward saying this is not realistic to the platform either. And one of the things that's the most shocking is that City Sweeney is dressed up as a baby. And they're basically saying, like, OnlyFans does not promote pedophilia.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And people dressing up as babies and this level of pornography, which I can't speak to. I don't know what private videos go on and only fans, but I would actually venture to say this show is so stupid and so ridiculous and so outside of the realm of anything that could happen. It. It feels like fantasy. It feels like we have entered this, like, sci fi place. Like, I don't really understand still where the strip club is. Like, it feels they're all living in L. A, but the strip club is at the desert. And I don't really understand, like, where it is. These storylines are so stupid. The show is so fucking stupid.

[A]

It's like jump the shark at this point.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And this maybe will be the last season.

[B]

Oh, I hope. But, like, only Dance creators are upset, and I. To their credit. Yes, they deserve to be upset about it because they have to adhere to certain guidelines. But I would venture to say this show is so stupid, it's not even a real. It's like a reimagination of anything could happen. You couldn't possibly think this was real. It's so stupid.

[A]

Right.

[B]

So anyways, that's my feelings, and I will continue to watch it every week. So I am part of the problem.

[A]

Continue to update us. Okay, well, we just have a few quick headlines for you.

[B]

Guys.

[A]

And then we will send you on your way.

[B]

Okay. Starting a name that I just thought we were done hearing. James Kennedy. DJ James Kennedy is expecting his first baby with his new girlfriend.

[A]

You know, some people shouldn't breed. I'll take your word for it. I'm not. I don't.

[B]

You know about James Kennedy.

[A]

I know.

[B]

And you don't want to. Everything you know about, I never know.

[A]

I never know what. I don't keep up with public perception of like, someone like him. Like, what's. Are people still out on him?

[B]

So he was. Him and Ali Luber, they were on the last season of Vanderpump together. And allegedly, I don't know how alleged it is, but she had called the police because of some domestic violence stuff that happened between the two of them. And his last two girlfriends alleged that as well. Raquel and. And Kristen Dillon.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So, yeah, I think the general consensus is he needs to get some help and go to therapy. And I don't know him personally, but,

[A]

you know, some people just shouldn't have. You know, that's fair. I'm with you.

[B]

There should be less. Less pregnancies in the world sometimes.

[A]

I support that. Okay. Okay. So a trailer that is out for something we're really excited about is the five star weekend. So this is based on Ellen Hildebrand's 2023 novel and it is gonna be an eight episode drama miniseries premiering on Peacock on July 9th, my birthday. And we love this book so much. When I decided to get into Ellen Hildebrand, this is the first one that Rena gave me and it's going to be starring Jennifer Garner as Hollis, who is the central character. Chloe Sevigny. Regina Hall. Oh, who was just on the good lineup.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Who's just on the roast. And Gemma Chan.

[B]

So I love this book. So her most famous book is probably the Perfect Couple, which Netflix made into a series as well. It's sort of like a murder mystery. Megan Fahey is in it. I absolutely love to start with her books. I would start with that one. And it's sort of outside the realm of her normal books. She is a great, like summer read. We have like summer vacations coming up. She is like absolutely an author. I would recommend picking up for any summertime reading. And then the second book is five Star Weekend. It's just great.

[A]

Yeah, I love it so much. Okay. And lastly, we thought that the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni case was over. We thought it had ended with them.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But it has is still going.

[B]

Going with us.

[A]

Blake Lively suffers blow as exhausted. Judge denies latest request in persistent Justin Maldoni legal war. So it sounds like she's been trying to recoup attorneys fees and damages. And the federal judge overseeing the lawsuit denied her request to file additional briefs.

[B]

Wait, I have a question. Didn't she start this?

[A]

I don't.

[B]

Wasn't the first. Remember? Wasn't the first thing brought by her. And then he countersued. Now she's like, I'd like my money back.

[A]

I don't know what we've got, you guys. We got it. It has to stop. It has to end. Literally has to end. You have to end this.

[B]

She wants her money back. She started this shit. Don't start no shit.

[A]

Won't be no shit. Okay? And while we're here, I just want to talk about what I'm watching and what I have to. What I have to. I've lived my list. Hacks is back. I'm loving this season, you know, it's like my favorite show. This is the final season, so I am loving Hacks and the storylines and your Friends and Neighbors, season two. I started it. I'm like, I need to catch up on that. But I really liked it. And then beef. I've been wanting to do Beef. Like, there's a whole new cast, so that's on my list too. And I do have a couple Summer House episodes to watch. I need to catch up. I have a lot to watch.

[B]

Amanda Batula is getting the special edit, the villain edit. They went back in and they were like.

[A]

They went back in.

[B]

They were like. Like, time to queue this up.

[A]

Yes. So anyway, that's what I'm. What's on the docket.

[B]

I've just been reading books lately, so I will catch up on TV soon.

[A]

What should I read after yesteryear?

[B]

I'm gonna give you the Lena Dunham book.

[A]

Yes, Linda. Sorry, do you have it here with you?

[B]

No. I asked you the other day on a voice note if you want me to bring it.

[A]

I just thought you would know. You did need to. So you don't have it here?

[B]

I finished it, though. It's good. It's good. Read.

[A]

Okay, well, I could. I could go over to the Strand and buy it. You could buy it.

[B]

But I mean, why buy it when I can give it to you? Him and I like giving you my book. Books.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

What else am I gonna do with

[A]

them, do you know? You give me your books and I give them to my nail tech. So right now, she has the five star weekend. Right now.

[B]

Like, I. I didn't even know somebody had that.

[A]

Like, so many of your books, like Julieta has. And then I get them back.

[B]

Don't get them back.

[A]

You don't care.

[B]

Donate them. I mean, I have so many books. I just want to donate them. If you guys actually have a good suggestion in Los Angeles, I would love to donate a lot of books.

[A]

Okay. Sometimes, like, neighborhoods have little, like, dropboxes.

[B]

Yeah, I see those sometimes in Venice. But I want to donate, like, a lot of books I could probably just take to the library, right?

[A]

Yeah. Okay. I don't know. Actually. I don't know why I said, yeah, like, I know the library works. My mom's a librarian. All right, guys, well, that is your snack. If you are listening Thursday and you're in New York, we have the show tonight. Raina's show. I will be opening at the gramercy theater. Raina greenberg.com for those tickets. And then of course, her new tour dates on sale today. So you can get those for all the cities she has in the fall. Girls got to eat dot com. We are Girls gotta eat podcast on Instagram and TikTok. I am Ash Hess. You can still watch my special Here Comes the Bride on YouTube or Prime Video. You can just see all my links in my bio on Instagram at Ash hest. And you can watch full video episodes on Spotify and YouTube. Subscribe, share with a friend, leave a comment and we will see you Monday.

[B]

Have a great weekend, guys.

[A]

Bye.

[B]

Crying.