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The Snack: Louvre Heist, Merkin Thong, and Couples You Love to Hate
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Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we’re talking about: Update on some polarizing couples/ex couples: Rob and Blacc Chyna, Britney and KFed, Bill and JordOn, Kristen and Dax Louvre Heist Skims...
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This week on the snack the Louvre heist. Mercanthongs and couples we wish we knew less about.
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This is a Dear Media production.
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Enjoy.
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Hi, guys. Hi.
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We have such a good episode for you today. We have been, like, foaming at the mouth to, like, get in here and do this.
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So last week, so much happened. Just as we wrapped recording. We hate it.
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We hate it.
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It's really, like the most frustrating thing to wrap up and see Trump's neck with a skims merkin over it.
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What a big opportunity.
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But we'll get to it.
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You know what we're not doing this week for the first time in a really long time, this time on Taylor Swift. I'm gonna miss it.
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Well, you just said it.
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You have a little bit of lip gloss on your teeth.
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Oh, thanks. How much more do you want to make fun of me today? You already made my outfit.
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You look great.
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Listen, I'm having outfit regret.
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I love your outfit.
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Something's off.
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Do you think you just look too professional to talk about necklaces?
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Some. Something's off. I think it's like the low pony with a high neck and a khaki. Like, I feel masculine or something.
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Like, I can't talk about merkins in a khaki.
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Sexy going on in here. We have an audience in here today. We have a new editor. Our new editor, Laura, is with us and we unfortunately to say goodbye to our other editor, Dustin. He was with us since we started the snack.
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I know we love him.
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So just a tribute to him and we're so happy to have Laura, but Dustin was with us from the very first episode. We kind of created it together and he moved on.
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It's so unfrequently that we let a man in here and so that's how good he was.
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Yeah. So anyway, we. Laura's sitting in with us today. Yeah. So welcome to the team.
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Okay, we're kicking it off. We have an ocean of couples to discuss.
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Yes, but maybe not ones you want to hear about. This is our couples we wish we knew less about report. Truly, all of these couples fall under the bucket of a comment section that says, everything I've learned about these people has been against my will.
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Yes. The comment section is just like, what are you guys having for breakfast?
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Yeah. So maybe not, though. Some of these are maybe controversial but polarizing couples. People have feelings about these couples or ex couples.
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I just like tea about everybody.
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Right? Exactly. Volatility in a lot of these.
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Better than the me.
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So up first are Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian back together?
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I mean, she. So they broke up in 2017. Obviously they have a child together.
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Do you remember?
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Do I remember?
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Well, I don't know if you cared about them. I was into them. I watched the show. It was such a mess. And then in 2017, do you remember? He was, like, posting in real time. Like, crazy stuff. He posted, I think, some revenge porn. He was, like, crashing out in real time on Instagram. I remember being in my apartment in New York and being like, what is Rob Kardashian doing? And are any of his sisters watching him? And being like, rob, put down the phone. And then there was a thing of, like, she threatened him with a gun, and she was like, it wasn't loaded.
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He. He, he.
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Like, they were insane.
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I don't remember the gun.
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The gun more under the radar. The gun was for the real fans like me. Like, I am also just fascinated by Rob Kardashian as a person in this family.
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Fascinated. The most famous cannot stop talking and being on the Internet family. And this person who's kind of become a recluse since the gun incident, but they have a.
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They have a daughter together. I mean, you know, you. You don't want. You don't root for the toxicity. And I guess ultimately you always want parents to be able to work it out for baby dream, I guess. Toddler dream.
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I Just, I want his dream now. Dream's gotta be. Okay, so they were together in 2017. They broke in 2017. And Dream was alive, so she's at least alive. 10. Okay. Right. What do I think she's 10.
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9, 8, 7, 6, 6, 5, 4, 3.
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I mean, that clip of her screaming, are you still texting bitches? It lives rent free in my head.
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Yeah, she's had a lot of ups and downs, but. So she posted this photo on October 14th. She was posing in front of a white Ferrari and she tagged Rob, and it was just really cryptic. What did she say? It's the love is forever and then the infinity symbol. Rob Kardashian official. But she has said they're not back together. But she also said he's my person. She's really thrown us off the scent.
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Well, she's being a little coy. But then she, like, talked to TMZ and like, the quote from the article sounds like they're together. Me and Robert, we're healing, we're communicating. We're just going with the flow. Going with the flow means we're fucking total. No one. You and I aren't going with the flow with each other. I wouldn't use that to describe our relationship.
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They're working it out.
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They're having sex.
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Dream. Okay, next up, Bill Belichick and Jordan Hudson. We haven't talked about them in a while. We were talking about them weekly. Still very fascinated by them. They're still very much together?
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Oh, yeah.
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More than ever.
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She's a fixture at the UNC Games. So they were basically caught on this hot mic. They were filming a reality show that it's now defunct.
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But she. Wait, what did I even know that was in the mix?
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I didn't know about it either.
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I'm dying to watch it.
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I'm upset. And I would like this footage.
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That's my new Robin Chyna.
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But they're caught in this hot mic, and she's basically yelling at him about the staff from this and saying that, like, they didn't know what they were doing. And anyone can do this shit. I can do this shit. It's like she's just shitting on these like professionals. Jordan, aren't you 21? You're just. You're better than all these people that produce the show. You're better than all these designers. You're better than Bill Belichick. She's mansplaining to Bill Belichick like, the red zone. The most winningest coach in the history of time. She's 12 years old.
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This cheerleader is strategizing.
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Yes. And he's. And he is entertaining it.
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I don't care. I think it's hilarious. Let this 20 year old cheerleader dunk on these men. I don't care. He's letting her do it. He's enabling it. Let them live. Like, I think it's so funny. I was watching KFC from barstool just rant about this because that's someone who's like, I can't believe what I'm seeing as a huge football fan. Of course he is. I'm a football fan too. But you know, not like, not like men B football fans. And he's just like, how can this happen? And I'm like, he's letting it happen. Let it happen. Her confidence is the most white male confidence I've ever seen.
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He's just like, I'm 73. I don't have anything to prove to anybody at this point. Let her cook. Let this child that I get to have sex with cook.
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Yeah, but it's so embarrassing for him. Like, I think he's listening to her.
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I don't think he's. I think he's just like, I have nothing left to prove.
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Yeah. Maybe he's just tired. I think it's funny. Unless I'm his kids watching this because where is that money going?
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If I'm his ex wife, though, like, this is the best thing I've ever seen.
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Okay, what's our next couple?
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Kevin Federline. I mean, I never saw this coming. Kevin Federline.
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What is it?
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51 years old at this point. He wrote a memoir. It comes out on November 1st on your wedding day. Comes out on your wedding day.
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Kevin and I worked that out. We're gonna have him doing book signing. Book signings at the wedding.
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He wrote a new memoir. It says, you thought you knew Kevin. No one cares.
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People are gonna care though. So people will read this. I will not. I feel just deeply sad about it. It really is a lot of exposing Britney Spears, who is someone who is so clearly not mentally well and hasn't been for a really long time. And so going back and saying all the terrible things she does and her drugs and she was a bad mother. And that's what it sounds like. And everyone's like, why now? And it's because. What's he saying? It's cause he wanted to wait until his kids were old enough. No, this is about money. He just wanted money. It's all about money. I mean, shame on the publishers who oppressed him to do this. I just feel so. Leave Britney alone at this point.
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The stuff in this book is so deeply sick. And I was watching some interviews he was giving, and fine. People break up. And you want to talk about your relationship. I guess it's fine. You want to, like, spill some tea. Like Jessica Simpson's book, for example. She talks about dating all these different people and their romantic relationship, but he really spills a lot of, like, really sick, horrible stories. What went on with her and her children that whether or not they're substantiated, it feels deeply personal and somebody who's really not well and something that should not be monetized. I mean, he's talking about her using drugs while she was breastfeeding, that she was standing in the doorway of their children's bedroom with a knife. I mean, this stuff is really, really hard to read, and it feels deeply disgusting to have monetized this for his children, too. Yes, absolutely.
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This is so traumatizing. At any age, it doesn't matter how old the kids are, for them to read this about their mom. Absolutely. If you feel like now we're just doing family therapy. But if you feel like there's a world in which you need to share the truth about your kid's parent, there's a different way to deliver it. In this expose with all the gory details, I'm grossed out by it.
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It's too much. And, you know, I think that people should be able to, like, get their bag, I guess. But, like, hasn't he, like, profit enough? But, I mean, don't you think he's, like, profited enough? Like, she probably has paid alimony, spousal support, child support for years. She's lost access to her children. She's lost everything.
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Like, right.
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Don't you have enough? He's. He's remarried, he's moved on.
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Sick.
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Isn't it, like, enough?
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Isn't enough? 100%. You're so right. Like, she put you on the map. She obviously had to pay so much money, so, I don't know, I'd love to see some, like, protests about it at my wedding. You put this in your speech. I just want to take a moment while I have the. While I have the floor.
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Since we are talking about couples today, I would like to talk about other couples. And last but not least, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. So it was their anniversary. She posted something for their anniversary. As of recording, it is still up. She did not take.
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Comments are limited, but. Comments are limited. But they're still. It doesn't appear she deleted any.
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No. So it's still live. So she captioned. Those people are pretty upset about the caption. She says, Happy 12th wedding anniversary to the man who once said to me, I would never kill you. A lot of men had killed their wives at a certain point. Even though I'm heavily incentivized to kill you, I never would. Heart emoji.
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Imagine writing that and being like, send it. People are going to love it. Mic drop. Like, they're fucking weird. You know, they are the epitome of everything I've learned about them has been against my will. Obviously, we love her new show. Nobody wants this. It was a dark joke. It has something that should have stayed in the drafts.
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It happened to fall during Domestic Violence Awareness month. I mean, 12 months a year, I still find this cringe.
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And yeah, I go back and forth. Cause that's one of those things that people on the Internet, they find this connection and make it worse. How could you say that during this? It's like she didn't know.
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I don't think she knew.
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But this isn't me defending her. It's like she didn't think, you know what I'm gonna do? Wait for the. Wait for it. Domestic Violence Awareness Month. I'm gonna talk about you killing me. Like, clearly that wasn't her connection. It was tone deaf. It was weird. It was a. A dark joke. It's just like if you don't like it, unfollow or don't support them or I don't know. It's not a cancelable offense. It's just a real ick. And to me, the picture was more offensive. What was that? That people. A few people in the comments, which I agreed with, said I thought he was consoling one of his children.
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I thought that was his child.
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His hand on the back of her head right now. Like, first of all, this.
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So he's sitting in a bed, they're straddling, straddling her. And then he has had his hand on the back of her head. It does look like that's not a child.
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It looks like he's consoling her. Also, you know what we always say? Who took this? Who? If this is how.
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I'm sure this is not a child. That's her. It's definitely her. Yeah.
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She's so small and he's so big. But who took this? And in this private moment, is that how they hold each other day to day? Like that is how maybe.
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Listen, I do be really small and.
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I no, it's the hands on the head.
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I, I.
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Listen, this could just be me. This could be an unpopular opinion. I hated the photo. Like, if he wasn't consoling her. And that's just how they hug. Even weirder. Who took it? Why are you posting it? It's such a private moment. The weirdest photo with the weirdest caption. Happy anniversary to these two weirdos.
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Listen, I do like to kind of suction cup my body like that. And I'm all little, but this is. It's the look on his face. His eyes are closed.
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No, I'm a. Like, I. In some dark moments, like, I really do like to be held like that. Like, the other day, I was, like, upset. My fiance just picked me up like a baby. Like, and you just, like, let me lie on him on the couch. I'm. I'm for it, but you know what I'm not doing is, hey, get this, get this. Capture this moment. I'm gonna post this on the grid one day.
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Like, one of their maids or assistants, like, do this.
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Or their kids. Even their kids.
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I don't know.
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That's what I'm saying. We always think this. Like, the staged moments. And I cringe at most of it. Most staged couple moments. But the ones that appear to be private and, like, you're going through it is even weirder.
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This feels performative.
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Like when people cry and they set up their camera, they're like, I gotta capture this.
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It's even crazier when people cry on the floor. I'm like, you got on the floor and started crying. You had to get the tripod on the ground.
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The octo, buddy.
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You're like, wait, you start crying and you're like, oh, I'm gonna nail this post. What?
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Yeah.
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So I just. I found it shocking from, like a millennial female to post a quote like that. Not cause I'm personally offended, but because I just feel like that was a real miss. You had to have known people were not gonna like that.
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No, I know. That's the thing. Sometimes you and I have conversations about things that are just not relatable or they're. Whatever. They're on the. Are super snarky, whatever. And I'm like, this is so funny to me. And I know it wouldn't be funny to, like, most other people. So we keep it in the drafts.
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Anybody in the spotlight learns that pretty quickly. I remember, like, month one of this podcast seven and a half years ago, saying something and being like, oh, yeah, I'm now aware that the stuff that I say in private chats are not for the world. You learn it quick. She's been in Hollywood for decades.
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Forever. Also, why is he heavily incentivized for her life insurance. That's all it is.
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Maybe she just means because, like, how annoying she is. Like, being together is tough.
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We. We've interpreted that two different ways.
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You want money.
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Heavily incentivized. Incentivized.
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Let me read the caption again.
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A lot of men have killed their wives at a certain point. Even though I'm heavily incentivized to kill you, I never would. For her life insurance.
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Oh, you must be right.
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Okay, let me just put out there. If Kristen Bell dies. Now we know.
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Do you think that she's just worried he is gonna kill her, so she's.
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Letting us know this is a cry for help? Yes.
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If I'm dead, you know who did it.
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Yeah, I don't know. I mean, whatever. It's again, dark joke. If people in the comments thought it was funny, you know, like it's dark and I'm not. Not one to knock. A dark joke, but it's tone deaf and it should never been seen the light of day.
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You. You know what it is? I'll take a dark joke. You can joke about anything if you make it funny. It just wasn't that funny.
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That's such a good call. That's our. That's actually the biggest offense. And that picture, like, show a picture of you holding up a knife. Funnier.
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Like, you know the TikTok trend of, like, you struggling.
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Me?
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Yes. Like holding her head under the water. Like maybe his head's on top of her foot. His foot is on top of her head in the water. Like in their pool.
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Go harder. You guys didn't commit. The photo didn't match the caption. What is this?
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That's what it is. It's a bad joke.
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You're actually so right. That's what it is. That's the cringe about it.
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I mean, you and I watched some pretty offensive stuff. I don't mind it as long as you can nail the line. Well, moving on to the heist heard round the world, the Louvre was robbed in broad daylight, middle of the day on Sunday.
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7 minutes 7. 7 minutes flat. They stole millions of dollars of Jules. How is this not a movie?
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Like it's called Ocean's 8.
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No, it's the exact plot. It's Ocean's 14 promo. I think this is the town sequel. I think Dougie McCray jetted off to Paris and this Is his revisiting his career. Like, this is the town. Like, this is Fast and the Furious. This is so crazy. How does this happen in real life?
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Also, like, I could have planned this heist. Like, if all I. If I knew that all I had to do was like, buy a construction worker costume from Halloween.com, if that's all.
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I had to do.
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And then, like, get a crane. And in the middle of the day while the museum is open, I could just roll up.
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Okay, they left.
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So basically they pulled up to the side.
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Can I read the full, like, thing? Yeah. Okay. Sorry. So I just. I liked this bro Bible post and I really just want to explain it. So it says how it took thieves just seven minutes to break in and steal priceless jewelry from the Louvre. The four thieves were all completely hooded when they arrived with two T Max scooters. Scooters which they would use for their escape. After the thefts, which was caught on video surveillance cameras. The thieves gained entry to the Louvre using a Monte, Mule bulls, whatever, a truck mounted with a basket lift. How did you not. Where was this?
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What do you mean?
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The truck with the fucking lift on it.
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So, but I mean, you've been to the Louvre a bunch of times. There's never. Not construction around here, which is everywhere.
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Okay, so that was parked outside the museum? Yes. Once lifted to the balcony outside the Gallery de Payon, they cut through a window with a disc cutter, which triggered alarms. Five museum workers were reportedly in the room and adjacent rooms when they gained entry. Once inside, they targeted two glass display cases housing the priceless jewels and threatened guards with angle grinders. They then smashed the display cases and fled with the priceless treasures, all in just seven minutes. French culture minister described the theft as a professional operation. Hot take.
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That's so unprofessional to me. You and I could have done this. We don't think you and I could have done this on just a stroll through Paris. So there's. All they had to do was dress up as, like, as construction workers. There's so much construction around the Louvre, nobody would ever notice. They just, like, pulled it up to the side. There was guards in the room. They didn't even, like, roll those canisters in the room, you know, like stink bombs to, like, knock out all the guards. The guards. The guards were just there. Also, like, museum guards. Aren't they usually just like docents that are volunteering? Like, honestly, they're not like, armed. They're not usually armed. They're just like. Like people like your mom would Be like a museum person.
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Like.
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Cause your mom just like knows about stuff. Cause she's a librarian. Like, you know, people retire, they become. Have you ever been to a museum? Those people aren't getting up.
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True. Yeah.
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They just rolled in there and they were like, we're gonna take this. And they took it and left.
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I mean, there's a part of it that's like the do it in the broad daylight, least obvious time. Like make it the most obvious. So everybody's like, this can't be happening. This can't be happening. Like it takes you a minute to even understand what could possibly be be happening.
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Who would think anything? I mean, I've been to the Louvre. Not to brag, but I've gone to Paris a lot. I've been to the Louvre maybe like four times. I've never not seen it under heavy construction. So who would even blink the balls on these people? Just middle of the day Sunday at 9:30 in the morning. Must be the busiest time you could possibly be at the Louvre.
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It feels like the right move to do it when it's busy.
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Beautiful in its simplicity.
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Yeah. But I mean it's also terrible and, and disgusting. And I hope they figure this out. Do you think it's an inside job at all?
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Like the other guards and stuff?
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I don't know. People are talking about an inside job. One of our friends voiced on to me and she was like, ashley, am I losing it? Do you think Donald Trump ordered this heist? She was like, is the Mona Lisa going to end up in the Oval Office? I said, the Mona Lisa is going to end up in that fucking ballroom. He's gonna make. He's gonna want something like that in that stupid ballroom.
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The Mona Lisa is like two feet big. Wait, have you.
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I gotta show you. The Internet reacts to the Louvre museum heist. The Louvre got robbed. This picture of Mona Lisa robbing the Louvre in broad date lay while it's open is so badass. I will never be not romanticizing this heist. This one, the one with the Cheeto locking the door. My last one heading to the Louvre. What should I get you?
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My favorite was he robbed the Louv in seven minutes. He could text you back if he wanted to.
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He would also like, when are we getting this Netflix docu series?
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Oh, I want it so bad. You know I love crime.
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Netflix is salivating.
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The stuff that they stole is really beautiful. Like, you know some like they have good teas. Yes, they took some beautiful stuff. Like some jewelry can be like, old jewelry can be like Kind of cheugy. Like, sometimes I just, like, zoom through that part of the museum. Cause I'm like, this is ugly. I don't care about this. This was really beautiful stuff. And it's really sad because they're saying, like, obviously they can't sell this stuff on the black market, so they're going to melt it down and sell the jewels individually, because you can't. These are like crowns.
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B
I know you'd be. They'd be recognizable. But melt it down like this.
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A
Isn't it so sad?
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B
They might catch that. Are they. Are they looking for them? Is there, like, a manhunt happening?
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A
There is, but they got away on their little scooters.
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B
Yeah, but people get away and then they get caught. All those prisoners that escaped from the toilet, they just caught the last one. By the way, did you see the.
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A
Prisoners in the toilet?
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B
What toilet?
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A
The.
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B
All those prisoners escaped. I forget where the prison was. Like, six or seven all escaped, and they caught them all. And one. One last one was on the run. They just caught him in Atlanta. And the comments on the Shade Room would be so funny because people would be like, man, that was my parlay. Like, people were, like, betting on, like, when they were going to catch. I mean, it's also, like, that's terrifying. These, like, people who have murderers and whatnot are on the run. But you didn't see that when they escape, they cut something with the toilet and they got out. There was like, five or five or six of them.
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A
The plot of the Shawshank Redemption.
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B
My point is, people do escape right now, and they do get caught. Look, about Luigi Mangione, he escaped for days.
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A
Do you think they're going to get caught at McDonald's?
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B
McDonald's, you know, but that French McDonald's, it's different.
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A
They move slow in Paris, I guess. I mean, the trial for Kim's robbery would just happened. And when was that? 10 years ago.
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B
Well, speaking of jewelry robberies in Paris, Kim Kardashian.
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A
Perfect segue.
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B
We do have an update. Just a. I mean, the merkin skims dropped American. They did a funny commercial for it. I mean, again, we never deny skims marketing is brilliant. But we do have to talk about this, because I don't understand who would buy this. Truly. Like, I think this is purely marketing. They made five of them, and people bought them as jokes or they bought them for Halloween. Like, no one would buy this. Truly. I need to know in the comments if you guys would buy this, if you know anyone who bought it. A gag gift A white elephant gift, maybe, but that is not tons of sales. Like, I understood the face Shaper. That's vulnerable. People who believe that that's going to help them with anti aging, whatever this. I don't understand why who would buy this and why.
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A
I don't know why she didn't sell it as a set, like a first. I could get behind, like fur titties and fur bush. Okay. Also, bush is back. I've been meaning to tell you. So I went to this Korean spa with Brittany the other day, and I was. I mean, it's wall to wall people just naked. I was the only person just bald.
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B
Well, thank God my laser didn't work. And you know, I always said this, Raina. I was like, I'm hesitant to get laser hair removal on my pussy because what if bushes come back?
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A
Bushes are back.
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B
Thank God.
- [25:16]
A
Thank God the place that we paid to go for like eight or nine sessions didn't work. We can't drop their name.
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B
Okay, fine.
- [25:21]
A
But I've been going to laser away, actually, and I really, I love it there. And I love the girls that work there. And it's just such a nice experience. And I am almost bald everywhere.
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B
Yeah. I think this inspired me to still keep procrastinating on my laserway appointments.
- [25:37]
A
It is an hour of my day once a month. Okay. So I will say yes, bushes are back. So I think that she's just tapping into.
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B
Yeah, but you're not. You don't wear it like, come on. This does not be. This isn't like a faux bush. It's a thong.
- [25:52]
A
It's a hairy thong that feels uncomfy to put under a pair of pants. I don't need like, I already have like a puffy vagina. I don't need like extra padding.
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B
Reina, what am I missing? What is the point to wear these? You'd wear them under white pants. Look at my bush.
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A
No, no, you wouldn't. You can't show up to a place.
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B
With your pussy showing. People would be like, you're pussy showing. You have to leave.
- [26:18]
A
So what does that.
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B
And we can see your panty line. We can see your wearing people putting.
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A
This under white pants as fashion.
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B
What. What else is.
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A
Because they can't abide by the rules of society.
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B
Explain to me why you wear this.
- [26:33]
A
Like, to wear it on the outside.
- [26:34]
B
Of your pants, but like sexy lingerie, like to. To impress your man when he comes home from work.
- [26:40]
A
It feels like a gag gift.
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B
It's a white elephant gift.
- [26:43]
A
Yeah. Or you wear it on the outside of your pants, you say, I can see it on the outside of a pair of, like, leather, black leather pants. Really?
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B
Okay.
- [26:56]
A
So I literally tell people, bush regret. I think I'm going to have Bush regret.
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B
My biggest question is how many they made to have these sell out. Like, it's not. This is just for marketing. This is just, like, him being funny. I understand the nipple bra. I understand the face shaper. I do not understand who would buy this. I just don't.
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A
I'm totally with you. And I actually. I feel sad about the nipple bra.
- [27:18]
B
Did it sell out? I don't know.
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A
Anyway, someone know.
- [27:23]
B
One of my favorite comments was, do we put these in the washer dryer or use shampoo and conditioner?
- [27:29]
A
Like, do you have to dry clean the merkin?
- [27:31]
B
Shampooing your merkin?
- [27:32]
A
I mean, do you think her and Time magazine were in cahoots? Because the fact that. That the Trump neck pussy cover dropped, like, the same hour as the merkin. I mean, what were the odds?
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B
Yeah. So we don't need to. You guys saw it. I'm sure the Time cover heard around the world. It was Trump's neck looking just like an old raggedy pussy. And it was so beautiful. And then people were putting the market over it. Gavin Newson posted it and just blurred the neck. Did you see that? Yes.
- [28:06]
A
Kevin Newsom is unhinged in the best way I know.
- [28:10]
B
Okay. And so then Kim was on the red carpet.
- [28:14]
A
So Kim was on the red carpet for the fifth annual Academy Museum Gala, sort of in a throwback to her old Met Gala outfit in black, where she obscured her whole face and body. This. She obscured her face in nude?
- [28:26]
B
Yeah. So she wore this nude gown. I love the gown. And then, like, a nude face stocking. Very Kanye coated. That were most of the comments I seen. Like, the. This is from Kanye. Almost like, this is a disrespectful type of thing. Whatever. I don't think Kanye deserves any respect. But. So she's on the red carpet. This was on the shade room. Kim Kardashian speaks about the inspiration behind her new skims marking collection. And it's this picture of her covered face. I sent you a screenshot. I was like, I hate it here. What is the timeline we're living in? And can I just tell you, if whatever you want to do, that you want to make a statement is fine, Fine. To me, the most embarrassing part is talking through it. Commit to the bit and don't speak. This is why mascots don't talk like you Have a face mask on and you were talking through it. I find it so embarrassing. Like, I find it crazy to have covered your face and mouth and you're on the red carpet and there's a microphone up to your face stocking, and you're talking through it. I just feel like. Commit to the bit. Like, don't speak. Like, make it a whole thing.
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A
What's the point of this? I would like to know, like, if you're gonna walk around like this. Also, by the way, she did glam. She did hair and makeup for this.
- [29:34]
B
They said her glam team was, like, silently crying. Like, we just did all that so you could cover it up.
- [29:38]
A
This is insane. So I would actually like to know, like, what. What thing are you trying to promote? What statement are you trying to make?
- [29:45]
B
It's attention.
- [29:46]
A
You release this furry merkin, and now you have a bald head and face.
- [29:50]
B
Like, it's just for attention.
- [29:52]
A
Like, it's just put your head in the back.
- [29:53]
B
It's just to go viral. But to have to talk through it, I find it just. You seem so embarrassing. Like, if I did that, I'd be like, I'm not speaking tonight. This is my bit.
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A
Also, you can't drink or eat. You're just.
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B
What if you saw Kim in the bathroom and she has to bring the stocking up under those jewels and, like. Right.
- [30:13]
A
So she was on Call her Daddy last week, obviously, and she was talking about the black outfit and said that during the Met gala, when she wore that, she just didn't drink or eat the entire thing.
- [30:22]
B
How could you?
- [30:23]
A
That's what you have to do. That's crazy.
- [30:25]
B
Yeah. Like, when that one girl dressed up like mu Dang a couple Halloweens ago, she said she couldn't drink or eat all night. Okay, let's just talk about our partners, and then we will get back into it.
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A
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B
No, not at all, not at all. Like it truly is like the thing that is not talked about nearly enough, if at all. Only in recent years have I heard people amplifying it and all women are.
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A
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A
Yes. And we do love the long. But the Amaze puff coat also comes in a short and medium length as well. And they have 11 colorways so you can pick your perfect look. And I love the soft material and the thumb holes. I love a thumb hole. And they're weather resistant. And if you can't tell, they are down jackets. So again, super warm.
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B
Like wearing a hug, you know, I'm not a hugger, but I love the way this jacket feels. So maybe I'm turning a corner.
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A
She hugs now.
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B
Only in my Amaze Puff.
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A
Thanks, Columbia. So you guys head to columbia.com to get your hands on an Amaze Puff jacket. They are tough on cold, soft on you. Okay. Love is blind. Denver Season 9 has just been so talked about and we're recording this on Tuesday. The finale is Wednesday night, so by the time this comes out, you will know who has been married. But I think we have a pretty good lock on prediction.
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B
What do you think?
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A
Okay, here's my prediction. There's only three couples left.
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B
I know, it's crazy. I kind of forgot only three left.
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A
I mean, the couples that needed to break up were Nick and Annie, obviously, and Joe Madison. And those breakups were interesting to watch. I mean, both of those guys kind of broke up with them in the similar way. They were just like, you're not the Person.
- [35:30]
B
Yeah, Annie. I couldn't understand. She couldn't understand what's happening. I couldn't understand what was happening. She starts laughing at one point. I was like, what? Is he breaking up with her? I was watching it with my fiance. I'm like, wait, is he just telling her he doesn't want to go to the wedding and do that? And he still wants to stay with her because she's giggling? It hasn't settled in yet.
- [35:48]
A
She is not clear what is happening. It's crazy.
- [35:51]
B
Her eyelashes are drooping down. She can barely see through them.
- [35:54]
A
So in your doppelganger, as you called her, Isla Fisher from Wedding Crashers, the I'll. I'll find you the.
- [36:01]
B
The most.
- [36:02]
A
When he said, you can't make one plus one eagle three. And she was like, watch me. It is the most. I'll find you.
- [36:09]
B
You're so right. Like, this whole time I've been like, she is Isla Fisher in Wedding Crashers. And that was the most prime example. I'm so glad you said that. When he's trying to break up with her and she's like, no, you can't. And then he actually does marry her. Like, she was like, he'll marry me. I'll just gotta keep pushing.
- [36:25]
A
Well, so the thing about love is blind. I love the show so much, but of all reality shows that pretty much we've ever watched, it is the most. The contestants have come forward and said, like, this is absolutely not what happened. And the conversation was twisted, chopped up.
- [36:38]
B
Like, and maybe you had to redo it again.
- [36:41]
A
So she said producers kept. I saw her in an interview later. She said producers kept pushing her to not accept it.
- [36:47]
B
Okay.
- [36:48]
A
They kept saying, like, keep pushing back. Keep pushing back. And this conversation is chopped up and taken out of context. And we've seen this happen quite a lot on this show. This is a show you could not pay me to go on. These people are made to look so crazy.
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B
That is so funny. Even the producers knew she was Isla Fisher from Wedding Crashers. They were like, what would Isla Vishnu do in this movie? Don't take no for an answer.
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A
He's collecting.
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B
They were like, here's the. For how to act. He loves you. We swear he'll marry you. You just have to keep asking him. She literally was Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber. So you're telling me there's a chance, like, she was like, is there like, a 1% chance? It was crazy.
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A
And it's not like Casey breaking up with. What's his name, Patrick Casey. Bring Up Patrick were like. I understand him being like, say what? Yeah, because she's hysterical, sobbing. And she's like, I love you. And he's like, we'll be together in Denver. And she's like, no, but we won't. But she's stroking his face and crying and straddling him. I understand him being confused, but Nick was pretty clear. It was emotionless. It was just like, I don't wanna do this. Whatever. So my prediction for the three couples is that none of them end up together. My prediction is that Ally and Anton, she says no. My prediction for Calabria and Edmund, I also think she says no, but I think it's really kind. I think that she's really sweet, just says that, like, I don't really see this for either one of us. And then my prediction for Sparkle Megan and Jordan, Sparkle Megan. Sorry. I think he says no, but I think she is not surprised. And she's like, I think he says no based on, like, I think our lifestyles are too dissimilar. What do you think about those predictions? And I'm gonna tell you something else.
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B
I'm with you. I think this could be the first season where no one gets married. I can see all of them maybe saying they want to continue to date, but it not working out for anyone. Calabria and Edmund, for some reason, I could see it, like, a little bit just because she doesn't want to see him cry that hard. And then Megan and Jordan are like a maybe. But I don't know. Megan and Jordan are like a bummer to me because I like them both. And I like that she tried a different type of guy. She tried a guy that didn't flaunt his wealth and that wasn't, you know, rich and materialistic or whatever. Maybe that's who she was with before, but I actually think they could work if he didn't have a kid. I think that she is being great about the kid, but when you hear her, she's like, I have built this life for myself and I want to jet off to Italy. And it's like, that's great. And I don't think she is gonna mind paying, but she can't be with somebody who has a kid as their priority.
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A
I 100% agree with you. Not about the money. It's only.
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B
Yeah, like. And that's okay too. Like, they're just both, I think, good people in another life or maybe even like a few years down the road for her when she's gotten a lot of this out of her system and she's like, okay, I am ready to be a mom or a stepmom, but it's just the timing is wrong and they are not well matched. And I feel that because I do think she could be with somebody and she could be the breadwinner and she could live that life, but she can't be tied down with a child at this point. So anyway, I just want to share my thoughts on that because I find them fascinating and I really enjoy watching them interact.
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A
To me, the problem is not the money. I've seen some mixed reviews about her on the Internet, but I will say I've been pleasantly surprised by the comments section about her. Once in a while, I'll see somebody be like, she has a fundamental misunderstanding of what being a parent is. No, she doesn't. I actually don't think she's saying to him, like, don't be a good parent. I think she's saying, this is the lifestyle I live and I enjoy. I think she actually fundamentally understands that it's not conducive to having a child.
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B
Yeah, I think that people are talking about her being like, well, you're too tired or something, whatever. I don't think anyone fully understands what it's like to be a parent if they're not a parent, so that's fair. I don't think you actually understand the levels of exhaustion it takes to be a parent. I hate complaining about being tired and overworked to parents. I address it every time. I was talking to Kate Kennedy a little bit last week, and I was just, like, telling her how crazed I was with the wedding and the special and the tour, and I was like, I know I'm saying this to a mom. I just want to be real clear. So there. There is that. But, yeah, I don't think any of them. Kelly, my good friend and Tarot reader who's been on the show a couple times, modern mystic Tarot Kelly Knight. She did predictions and said none of them as well. So we'll see. I mean, that would be a first time for the. For the series.
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A
What I really enjoy about the show is that it attracts people that are not. They don't seem so fame hungry. They really do seem like they want to be in, like, committed relationships. And this show, which we've said before, has produced more marriages and babies than any other dating show. I mean, I really enjoy watching people fall in love on the show. And this is the first season where I haven't seen one couple that I felt at all was in love with each other. Maybe Anton and Ali more than anybody I thought were like, I know people think he's kind of like a little toxic, he drinks too much, he parties too much. But like, she also drinks and she.
- [41:49]
B
Doesn'T clean up after herself.
- [41:50]
A
Yeah, I don't.
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B
They both have flaws. Yeah, I'm not. Whatever. I don't want to speak on. When she was questioning about the tequila bottle, I like felt that in my soul because I dated someone like that where you're like trying to run the numbers on how much they drank. And he. There was a problem there and all of that. So I could feel that. But at the same, like, on the other side of the coin, she's like, yeah, no, this is. This is me and you got. You better pick up after me while I'm in school.
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A
I thought that they were kind of well matched, to be honest. So it was disappointing because I really enjoy watching people like, find forever love on this show. And there wasn't one couple that I was like, these people should be together.
- [42:21]
B
They were right out of the gate, so enamored. Yeah, I. They were like, truly that Lauren and Cameron, early days, we were like, the connection is instantaneous where they're the first ones to even get engaged.
- [42:32]
A
Like, first ones to get engaged. And they just had a baby last night.
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B
Oh, I meant Ali and Anton, but also Lauren and Cameron. Yeah, they were Cameron. Yeah, Lauren and Cameron. Congrats to them on their. Their new baby, the OGs. But yeah, Ali and Anton had a real, like, initial love at first non sight.
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A
They both come from immigrant families. English wasn't their first language. She's Brazilian, he's Russian. I thought that they had like a really interesting connection. They seem to have similar moms and really understand like the backgrounds of each other's families. I. If anybody was gonna be together, I thought it was them. But yeah, I don't really, like, I don't think any of these couples should be together.
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B
Okay, well, it will have aired by now, so let's see if we were right. And there'll be a reunion next week. Week. And so, you know, probably one more week of talking about this. We are going to have a snack next week. So this episode is brought to you by Saks Fifth Avenue. So my latest experience with Saks, my fiance has just decided a week before the wedding that he wants to wear fancy shoes. So he has been on my.
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A
What was he wearing before?
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B
I don't know what he was. He's always going to do loafers or whatever with his tux, but he's like I want to do like designer nice shoes now because he saw my nice shoes, which are not even that crazy designer, but they are like I finally found them after 10 unboxings. Anyway, I was like, go on Saks. Go on Sax. Stop. What are you doing? Looking other places, they have everything. Send your man to Sax family. So I'm just on the site now so you guys can go there and check out everything you need. I mean, we have holiday party season coming up. So I'm just in there. Women's designer cocktail and party dresses. Seeing everything you could need. All different price ranges, all different designers. We are just obsessed with Saks. Look at that top dress. We love a Bronx and Bronx and Banco. Like how fun is that? I know, just like gold, shimmery sequins, red, green, whatever you guys have going on, get something to wear to our holiday shows. We're gonna announce the theme soon. And just gifts and kids and home and again men and everything you could ever want at Saks. And you can go in store of course and work with a personal stylist or you can see how they style things online and just really peruse the site. And we are just such fans of it. It really makes shopping fun and easy. We always say you're going to find stuff you just don't see out in the wild and the things everyone is wearing and that you see on all these other sites that a lot of people frequent. You're just going to find some different stuff and really stand out. So head to Saks Fifth Avenue or Saks.com for inspiring ways to elevate your personal style every day.
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A
Okay. And Shopify, I mean, you know, Ashley and I have run our businesses through Shopify for many, many years and it is the best place to start and grow a business like, like ours. So the girls gotta eat merch site. Our vibes only site have since day one been run on Shopify. It's the one commerce platform behind the big brands that you know and love. So if you guys have a side hustle, if you were looking to start a business, Shopify is really your one stop shop in terms of everything you need. They're going to help you design a website. There's amazing AI tools. If you really don't know the first thing about designing websites, which most people don't, they're going to help you do that. They have Shopify Magic. They have a whole suite of AI tools that are such a game changer. And it'll help you with directions, reports and editing images, content ideas. Ashley and I for Vibes only. We are able to access analytics and reports anywhere in the world all the time. We know exactly how much product we have available. We can change the price at the drop of a hat. We can change a photo. We can upload something. We do our payments through it. I mean every single thing.
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B
Hear those sales come in.
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A
Cha ching cha ching on the app.
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B
What a thrill.
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A
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I know. I have been hearing about it and seeing it everywhere.
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A
I just saw Gwyneth was talking about Addy and I heard some other celebrities like Jenny Garth say Addie has helped them.
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Hell yes. The Addie Vibe is a sexy vibe.
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Okay, we're gonna do your headlines and we are gonna send you guys off into the weekend. Starting off strong, TJ Holmes and Amy Roback are engaged three years after the GMA 3 drama. So if you guys.
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Yeah, you need to. A lot of people are like, who?
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Right? So they were hosts of GMA3, which is good Morning America.
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It's kind of like the last hour show.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Ashley and I were on it one. One day, and I really felt a sexy vibe with TJ Holmes. And I was like, is he hitting on me?
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He was very sexy. Like, looking, like the way he looks into your soul. And she was great. She was so fun. The energy in the room was sexy. Like, it was electric in there. And so we were like, we had so much fun with them. We'll put some acid.
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And I was like, it must be me.
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Yeah. And then also while we were there, I was developing a rash all over my body. But anyway, that's a different story. That was when I was getting that rash. I was allergic to back trim. Anyway, and so what. I mean, a month or two later. Or am I exaggerating, A couple months later, a couple months later, it was announced they were having an affair.
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They lost their jobs.
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They lost their jobs. And everyone was like, put them back on the air.
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This is gonna make for great TV ratings gold.
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Yeah. And so they've stayed together and now they're married.
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They could have made GMA3 great again. But listen, if people are gonna burn their whole lives to the ground and end their marriages, I'm just like, you better end up together.
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Right?
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This better have been. Because you are like, I found this person in another life that I am in love with. And I do love to see people end up together if they're going to end their marriage.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Congrats to them.
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Okay. Tyra Banks is launching Hot Ice Cream.
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The comments, Tyra, what is she. Just tired.
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I have not thought about her in so long. And I saw this headline and I was like, what is she doing? So I guess she had an ice cream line, which I didn't know. She had an ice cream company called Smize and Dream.
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It's defunct and now she's doing Melta.
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No, she. This is like, part of Smize and Dream. So she says, not a latte, not a hot chocolate, but your favorite scoops transformed into liquid hot ice cream Sippable baby. No. And I did see some comments that were like, I love this. Sometimes I let my ice cream melt so I can drink it. You're a serial killer. Just go get a coffee drink.
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Melted ice cream. It's just a mocha latte.
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Well, that's what I'm saying.
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There's chunks in it like, it's a mocha latte. And you throw a little, like, chocolate chip cookies.
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You're gonna do something hot and sweet with no caffeine. Get the fuck out of here. What's the point of this? Just empty calories.
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It's a melted milkshake.
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It's hard to process a room temp milkshake.
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She's like, I'm about to drop the most fire food of 2025.
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Not the smize and Dream. Okay? And in some positive news last weekend was the no Kings protest. I was upset to not participate. We were in Vegas and millions of people participate. I think 7 million people throughout the country. Big cities, small towns, small red towns. Everyone really came out to protest this administration and everything it stands for. And of course, Trump was like, no one's going to that. And it's like, it's so many more people that have come to any of your functions.
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And he, like, sat at home, made, like, little AI videos of himself.
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I can't wear a crown. It's unbelievable. Disgusting. Yeah. Like, he posted AI video of him, like, defecating all over, like, literal Americans. Like, you're disgusting. But also, this is accurate.
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Adults voted for this.
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I can't. I think about all the time adults.
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Like, with educations that like, adults voted for this.
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So we love to see this. It was millions more people than the first no Kings protest, which also we couldn't go to. We were ran a palooza. Like, I just keep missing these. And so next. If there's another one, I'm going to save the date. Cause I really.
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You can't schedule a party that day.
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Exactly. It just. You really feel so connected and inspired to be on the streets. I went to one protest this year in Chicago that was like, the one that was more geared against Elon. And I loved it. I loved that feeling of camaraderie and, like, we're all in this together, and there really is power to the people. So if you went or attended and. Or you've just been kind of watching from the sidelines, you know, I always just think, what's next? And I love following indivisible team on Instagram. Emily, and your phone on Instagram kind of like, okay, we did this. Like. Like, let's use the momentum and see what's next. And I always say these people and these accounts and these lawmakers, even whoever it may be, if it's Bernie or Gavin Newsom or whatever, just throw your weight behind them, you know, follow them and support them, at least just if they are pushing back against this. You know, you're welcome to think, like, all politicians are corrupt, whatever, but they're still the ones that are the boots on the ground in Washington. And, you know, even though the government shut down and, you know, Trump is busy, busy demolishing the White House, building a place to throw, but, you know, there's always more to do, and there's plenty of resources to find what those things are. And, yeah, my whole feed today was the demolition has started on the White House east wing for the ballroom. It's shocking to see.
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It's sad. It's this, like, piece of history. I thought that you, like, cared about America. You're demolishing this huge thing.
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Yeah, there's so. I know. I have so many thoughts and feelings and so much rage about it. It's just also, like, the government is shut down and this is your priority. Shouldn't you be so pissed if you voted for this? Shouldn't you be like, I am sickened? Like, the government is shut down.
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Hundreds of thousands of people are going without pay. Hundreds of thousands of people in this country can't feed their families right now.
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Yeah. Healthcare premiums are gonna go up. The ICE is terrorizing communities. And the President's like, let me knock down the. This historic piece of property and build a ballroom. Like, it's so gross. Like, aren't you just grossed out?
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Aren't you just like.
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And he's meanwhile giving $40 billion to Argentina. Like, it is America last at this point. Like, you have to see that.
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Right?
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He does not give a fuck. It's.
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I mean, imagine if the Democrats were doing this, what he would be saying, oh, my.
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I know.
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Well, it is the Democrats fault that it's shut down.
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So he's like, it's actually. The Democrats are demolishing the White House. All right, well, that is your snack. Sorry to end on such a tough note. We have anything to brighten. Brighten. Brighten it up.
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Billy McFarland is trying. Billy McFarland is throwing another festival. It's not called Fyre Festival anymore. I think that the island is called Phoenix. Honestly, I've been seeing this on his Instagram. He's been posting every five minutes. No news publications will even pick this up.
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Exactly.
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I Googled it the same morning to be like, is anybody? No.
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Yeah. He's such a joke.
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People are like, I'm not even doing this. And he's like, we have this island. People are. People are excited to get sponsors and headliners. He has no sponsors or headliners.
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Exactly. I know. Like, it's. It's not even funny anymore. It's just. You are literally a joke.
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So that's what we'll end this with. A literal joke.
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Yeah.
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Billy McFarland.
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Okay. All right, well, that's your snack, you guys. Girls Gotta eat Dot com. We will see you at the holiday shows in New York and LA in December. Get those tickets. Girls gotta eat dot com. Girls gotta eat podcast on Instagram and TikTok. I am Ash Hess. Raina is Raina Greenberg. Subscribe on YouTube. Share this episode with a friend and we will see you Monday.
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Have a great weekend, guys. Crying.