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Good Children
Hosted by Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon · EN
Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella spent their youth chasing gold stars—now they’re just trying to stop sucking in their stomachs. Each week, they unpack a shared history of anxiety, performance, and the side effects of being a little too well-behaved.
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James Tom's Rules To Being A Gay Guy
Jan 2100:58:16Tap to summarizeThis week, comedian and writer James Tom joins the pod to discuss his childhood in California, Fire Island, and his thoughts on gay culture. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Transcribe →Dating A Drag Queen ft. Lemon Chiffon
Jan 1401:03:21Tap to summarizeThis week, we're joined by Joe's boyfriend for a very special episode! We talk about life growing up in Australia, finding yourself in Brooklyn, and the details of Joe and Ross' dating history. Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code GOODPOD for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/GOODPOD. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Transcribe →We Want A Trader Joe's Theme Park
Jan 701:18:20Tap to summarizeThe boys are back with an episode that will change everything... for Trader Joe's corprate. This week we're discussing This week Andrew takes a tour of the Khia Asylum before the boys head into a deep dive of their past year: from Uber Wrapped to Spotify Wrapped... we're in hell! Plus: a hopeful look ahead into 2026. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Transcribe →Escaping The Khia Asylum
Dec 2401:24:01Tap to summarizeHappy New Year! This week Andrew takes a tour of the Khia Asylum before the boys head into a deep dive of their past year: from Uber Wrapped to Spotify Wrapped... we're in hell! Plus: a hopeful look ahead into 2026. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Transcribe →The Early Days of Instagram
Sep 301:06:46Tap to summarizeGroufits, BuzzFeed, Facetune, EDs... This week, we go back in time through our Instagram archives to get to the bottom of who we've been pretending to be all our lives. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS:Joe Hegyes & Andrew MuscarellaEDITOR:Kenzie EdmondsonLISTEN:https://linktr.ee/goodchildrenFOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM:instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK:tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Transcribe →Taylor and Travis: The Engagement Episode
Aug 2701:23:49Tap to summarizeBREAKING NEWS: Taylor Swift is engaged to Travis Kelce. In this emergency episode, we discuss their future wedding, our thoughts on marriage, and more. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Transcribe →The Rules of Open Relationships
Aug 2001:10:44Tap to summarizeThis week, the boys break down the phenomena of open relationships. Who sets the rules? Who gets to play? Do you tell your partner about your hookups? And more. Plus: hear from a concerned listener (Grant Gibbs) as they share their trials and tribulations on the outside of someone else's relationship. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Transcribe →The Death of Body Positivity
Aug 13, 202501:15:59Tap to summarize*TW: This week's episode touches on some very real themes surrounding body dysmorphia and weight loss drugs.* Today we're breaking down our ever-changing relationships to our bodies in a GLP-1 dominated society. New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST on Patreon. No filter. No notes. No pants (optional): https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod Joe’s Chase Sapphire referral link: https://www.referyourchasecard.com/19t/Z5YLLGK01K Click it and earn points. He’s serious. This is not an ad. HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie EdmonsonFOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM:https://www.instagram.com/goodchildrenpodhttps://www.instagram.com/joehegyes/https://www.instagram.com/andrewmuscarella Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Transcribe →How It Feels to Fall for a Boy for the First Time
Aug 6, 202501:10:59Tap to summarizeDid someone order an episode of Love, Victor? This week, we’re talking our first gay romances. Joe met a boy at the Met and spent the summer in museum corners, on crowded trains, on dates that felt like a movie. Andrew kissed someone under fireworks and fell into weeks of new friends, nights at Stonewall, rose petals, the works. It was tender. It was formative. It was a little embarrassing in retrospect. New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST on Patreon. No filter. No notes. No pants (optional): https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod Joe’s Chase Sapphire referral link: https://www.referyourchasecard.com/19t/Z5YLLGK01K Click it and earn points. He’s serious. This is not an ad. HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmonson FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/goodchildrenpod https://www.instagram.com/joehegyes/ https://www.instagram.com/andrewmuscarella Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Transcribe →Going to Poundtown at the Beach
Jul 30, 202501:11:39Tap to summarizeGood Children: The Podcast is known for its fearless, unflinching commitment to investigative journalism. This week, we take on the most urgent question of our time: why does summer in New York City make us so h*rny, sweaty, and lowkey depressed? From cruising at the beach to falling in love on the L train, we examine the intersection of heat, humidity, and boob sweat. Guys I’m so serious, use my Chase Sapphire referral link so we all win. Earn 100,000 points with Sapphire Reserve® or 75,000 bonus points with Sapphire Preferred®: https://www.referyourchasecard.com/19t/Z5YLLGK01K THIS IS NOT AN AD! Find us on Patreon: no filter, no notes, and no pants (optional). New episodes drop every Thursday at 8PM EST. Only here: https://www.patreon.com/c/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie EdmonsonLISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildrenFOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM:https://www.instagram.com/goodchildrenpodhttps://www.instagram.com/joehegyes/https://www.instagram.com/andrewmuscarella Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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