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Benny
The following podcast is a dear media production.
Josh
Two Jews, both big and tall. No subject too small for the good guys.
Benny
A mother's dream premium podcast team.
Josh
Make it your weekly routine. It's a good Guys. And if you don't give us five stars. What are you nuts? What are you nuts? Yeah, we're the good guys.
Benny
They're not the great guys.
Josh
We're just the good of the good guys. Whoa.
Benny
It's Benny and Josh. It's Benny and Josh. Benny is nesting. He's gonna have a baby. It's Benny and Josh.
Josh
It's Joshy and Benny and Benny and Josh. Joshy looks so good because he was just in a big show.
Benny
Big, big man. Wow. It's nice to do something people see.
Josh
Yeah, yeah. And like, I loved. I was reading through the comments. It's like, way to spoil it for us. It's like, what are you, nuts? Like, I'm spoiling you to you that I'm cast in something. Like, you could also Google. It's also on IMDb. It's like, you know, that was strange.
Benny
Well, I think because they purposely didn't announce me in it because they wanted it to be like a shock when people saw it, that they weren't expecting it. But sure, it was on the show aired.
Josh
I'm allowed to say 100%. For those of you that don't know the last of us, Josh, he made a wonderful cameo. He was ripped as hell. That's why he wasn't telling us that. That's why he was getting some big ass arms. Right? He wasn't telling us that. That's why he was starting to look like. Like a tiny dancer. Tiny means big. You know, like whenever somebody's named tiny means that they're huge, right? Yes, Right. Your nickname now is Tiny.
Benny
If you're regularly breaking chairs at the Waffle House and someone calls you Tiny, it's ironic.
Josh
It's ironic. Exactly. It's ironic. Nobody's ever ironically called me Tiny, by the way. They're always. They're always just brutally honest. You're huge.
Benny
They're just giving you the backup, the backup horn. What would be the red line that you were in a. That you were dangerously big? Like, what would have to happen for you to hit a bottom and go, oh, my God, like, would it be breaking a chair?
Josh
Oh, no, no. Because, like, I would blame the chair. Like, this wasn't built right.
Benny
What is this IKEA bullshit Pine?
Josh
You never know what kind of chair. Honestly. Speaking of chairs, Claudia and I went to Central park on Saturday, and we instacarted a couple of these lawn chairs. Some people call them camp chairs from target. Got them. 24.99. I expected it to be a regular sized chair. This chair, Josh, was far too small. Who's a tiny, tiny chair? Which isn't right. Like, you need to make these chairs big enough for people to sit. I digress. I thought you were asking about the weights that I would need to be. Where. It's like drawing a line in the center.
Benny
The sign.
Josh
The sign is if I become uncomfortable again on an airplane, if I'm sitting in coach and I'm uncomfortable, the first sign is that I'm sitting in coach. Yeah. Then if I'm uncomfortable sitting in coach, crying, eating Cheetos. Like, but, like, right now, I'm fully. My hips are cozy in coach. The seatbelt is just. It's not even a. It's not even a thought. But at one point it was like, oh, this is tight. I'm getting in tight. I never needed an extender. That's. That's like, if you catch me with a seatbelt extender, know that I'm about to do something drastic. Yeah. But, yeah, that would be the sign. If I'm no longer comfortable sitting in coach.
Benny
If they offer the extender without asking, oh, my God. If they assume. If they're like, hey, tiny, here you go. Here's an extra three feet.
Josh
It's awful. It's happened to me before. I've had that. I've had it asked like, hey, do you want to see belly extender? It's like, hey, you want my foot in your ass? Fucking bitch. Like, are you kidding me?
Benny
And like, and when you bring the drink card around, please fill my cup up with cyanide.
Josh
Yeah, yeah. Just awful. Awful. Speaking of planes, Josh, Newark Airport. I hope they have it figured out by the time this podcast episode releases. But I texted you. I was very upset that they canceled my flight. I was flying home. I was supposed to fly home from Charleston to Newark at night, and they canceled it. Right. And now it comes out. The New York Post says that they heard a report from the FAA that they're saying that Newark is an unsafe airport. That's scary.
Benny
So what happened exactly? An air traffic controller. Like, there was a whistleblower. There was a call for help. There was an SOS from Tower 2. Oh, my God. Can you imagine that? Ryan Murphy's new show, SOS from Tower.
Josh
2.
Benny
Right after Shouties of the Night.
Josh
Yeah. No, that would be a wonderful show. And, yeah, I think that's exactly what happened. I think that there was a whistleblower in Tower 2. He's like, we don't have enough people to properly control the traffic. That's what I hear is happening. Lack of staff. I don't get that. Like, how is that possible? How do you not have enough staff? I don't claim to know anything on the topic, so I really don't know how to speak on it. It just seems very obvious that you would want not too much staff, but appropriate, competent staff doing something like air traffic control, which is like the, they're the, they're the eyes on the ground. Like they, these pilots fly blinds trusting air traffic control. Oh, we can't see, but we don't have anything on the radar. You know, like, they trust them and now they can't be trusted.
Benny
It's wild. I mean, you know, obviously people bring up Doge and all these sort of political moves over the last couple months that they've been getting rid of a lot of federal employees. But then you hear the retort to that, which is like, no, the problem is, is that we don't have enough great people, like in their 50s and 60s, with 20 plus years of experience working there. I don't know, but it doesn't. It seems bad. You can have that problem, you know, in Bismarck, but Newark, our greatest port.
Josh
City, it seems really bad. And it's also just to your point before, like, I don't know what the reason is, Doge, whatever it may be, it seems like something that you might want to figure the fuck out and quickly. Like, whatever it is, like, this isn't like, oh, this part of the government is failing, so they're going to make less money. This is. This part of the government is failing and people are going to die. Like, the FAA not being qualified is an enormous problem. I don't know how to fix it. I would think that somebody going in there with a, like a hard punch. I literally punched like this and I hurt my hand. Like, they come in with a strong fist and they're like, let's. Let's train these people. Let's figure this out. I don't know how to solve it, but it's a big problem. Big problem, Joshi. Big problem.
Benny
And recently, as in two days ago, a Cessna plane landed at the Riviera Country Club Golf Course in Brentwood, California. You saw this?
Josh
I saw this. I saw this. I saw this and that.
Benny
It's a pretty amazing landing.
Josh
No, it's pretty amazing that it was caught on camera when somebody was like, Trying to film their friend, like, swinging. Yeah. It's like he's like, trying to like, film his, like, great golf shot. And all of a sudden you just see a plane. Imagine landing on the course.
Benny
Like, Mark Wahlberg gets out of the plane and you just hear him go, I was late for my tea time. Yeah, he loves golf that much.
Josh
I also would love to see just like the greenskeepers reaction. Like, fuck. Like, he just, like, he just got finished making that green. Perfect. It's the beginning of the season, and now all of a sudden, there's skid marks all over the floor. Like, I just had a burrito.
Benny
I mean, I like, I've played in a celebrity tournament at Riviera Country Club, or Riv, as we members call it. And ask me a Riv. And by the way, I didn't hit a single ball because I was so embarrassed about how bad I was. And I was like, I'll just ride on the cart. So I wrote on the cart. And. And I will never forget that our caddy was Mark Wahlberg's caddy. And apparently because Riviera, I believe, is like half a million dollars just to join, you know, so much money every. Every year. Very said.
Josh
That was funny not to cut you off. Yeah. Our caddy was Mark Wahlberg's caddy. Like, is your. Is your nurse also Obama's nurse?
Benny
Like, maybe.
Josh
I thought you were going to say your caddy was Mark. Mark Wahlberg. I was like, oh, my goodness, his caddy. No, that's still impressive. Continue.
Benny
Well, it's his caddy that he uses because apparently he goes every day when he's in town at like 6am he plays 18 holes quick in like two hours, and then he takes his caddy out for breakfast every morning.
Josh
Wow.
Benny
And. And also, you know what I thought was effing cool? His caddy was ripping darts. Can you imagine being able to smoke on the job?
Josh
Yeah. Yeah. It's caddies that smoke. So I've met my fair share of crazy caddies. Okay? The one, the good. Like, the good, normal caddies, they're cool. They're not too uptight. They're great at their job. But, yeah, they always have an extra cigarette for you. They're always loaded up with teas and an extra pencil, and they know the course. But I've had crazy caddies. I've had. I played at a. At a friend's course once, and the caddy asked me if he should pick me up blow. He's like, hey, man, I got a great blow connect. I'M like, are you, Are you okay? It's. Are you okay?
Benny
Ben, I thought you golled that I said no.
Josh
That I said no. Yeah, bro, I thought you like to.
Benny
Have a little fun every now and then. Boys trip.
Josh
Yeah, yeah. Boys trip to Montclair, New Jersey. Like, okay, this guy needs to relax.
Benny
Have you ever gotten caked up going to fucking Short Hills mall all ripped out on white lady?
Josh
Yeah. Yeah, I like white lady.
Benny
Ooh. You ever go to a Ruby Toosies all gacked up, hitting the salad bar while you're ripped to the gills.
Josh
Benny and Joshy ripped to the gills. Benny and Joshy getting white lady. Benny and Joshy playing some golf on rippers.
Benny
Benny and Joshie on that booger sugar. Benny and Joshy ripping rails in the bathroom of a Ruby Tuesdays and going to the salad bar. The pasta salad is dope. It is good. Oh, they do it with shells.
Josh
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Benny
Okay, Give it to me.
Josh
I don't have a name for it yet. And the problem is this idea is so good. It is so good that somebody is going to steal it. So we might have to cut this out. Ok, Temporary name. The salad bar. It is Cold Stone Creamery, Bregg salad, tuna salad and chicken salad.
Benny
You've pitched this? I pitched you last week, within the last 30 days, but keep going.
Josh
I pitched it already.
Benny
Keep going. Not.
Josh
No, I didn't cross it off my list. I pitched it.
Benny
You did pitch it, but not. Not in this. Not in this way.
Josh
It was a quick pitch. It wasn't pitched like this. Okay, all right, all right. It's fine. I saw a neurologist. I'm all good.
Benny
No, you didn't.
Josh
I did. My brain is fine. Next time you slip up, I'm going to call you out. You could have just let it go, but people forgot, Josh.
Benny
They're calling it out of their cars right now. Someone did a Subaru going, the kid needs an MRI.
Josh
Great. That is called engagement, Josh. The YouTube views through the roof. When I forget, I'm going to pretend that I never heard this. Okay, it is Cold Stone Creamery, egg salad, tuna salad, chicken salad. You walk in, it is a cold slated plank. You're going to say, I want tuna. Josh, they're going to take tuna. You're then going to say, okay. Or what toppings would you like? Banana, peppers, cucumbers? Would you like some celery? Would you like some Worcestershire? Would you like some mayonnaise? Would you like some mustard? Would you like some outlandish? Maybe a little buffalo sauce? Okay, put all those in. Salt, pepper, mix it all up. You want it just a scoop. Maybe we name it Just a Scoop. Okay. Or do you want it perhaps on a sandwich? We have a collection of breads. Package it up, you're out the door. It's called the salad bar.
Benny
I think it'll do well in Great Neck, Long Island.
Josh
Who doesn't love. Who doesn't love a scoop of tuna or a scoop of egg salad or a scoop of chicken salad? Olivia, do you love those things?
Olivia
I like chicken salad.
Benny
You're asking this gentile what kind of salad she likes?
Josh
No, she likes chicken salad.
Benny
This gentile is not your advocate, my friend. She is not your ally.
Josh
How do you take your chicken salad, Olivia?
Benny
The way it comes. Am I right?
Josh
How do you take it, Olivia?
Olivia
I like a chicken salad sandwich. I like a chicken salad sandwich. On like a sourdough of some kind. Something crunchy. Yeah, yeah, that's how I'll take it.
Josh
Excellent. And when you're ordering your chicken salad, what are you looking for from a consistency perspective? From a vegetables perspective?
Benny
Oh my gosh.
Josh
What makes your perfect chicken salad? I'll answer.
Benny
Olivia. She's never thought about it.
Josh
She thought about it. What makes your perfect chicken salad?
Benny
It's too Semitic of you, my boy. You gotta understand, only you are. You're blinded by the Jew.
Josh
I'm telling you. You're blinded by the Jew. You're seeing this new Jewish lens, Olivia. I'm telling. No, Olivia's thought about this before.
Benny
She's thought about the Jew look, revved.
Josh
Up like a Jew.
Olivia
I haven't thought about it before, but I'm thinking about it right now. And it's the crunch to mush ratio. It's. It's a crunch. See, Josh, It's a crunch to mush.
Benny
It's just. Cause you're her boss, you like mush.
Josh
The only reason why you like more crunch or more mush?
Olivia
More crunch. More crunch, Less mushroom. Always for me. Any category?
Josh
Excellent, Olivia.
Olivia
Sorry, Josh.
Benny
It's meshuggah.
Josh
Sorry, Josh.
Benny
No one thinks about it as much as you or our people about the consistency of the egg salad scoop.
Josh
Ok, what about. Josh, if you think that it's very Jewish, then why does Subway have tuna on their menu?
Benny
Well, everyone eats tuna. But they're. They're not.
Josh
Right?
Benny
They're not.
Josh
They're not customiz. They're not into customizing their tuna.
Benny
No. They're not reverse engineering it like you.
Josh
Okay. All right. So I take. I take it that you want no part of this venture. I understand. This will be a solo venture.
Benny
It sounds like a feature, not an app. Does that make sense?
Josh
Interesting. I bet you somebody said the same thing about Cold Stone. Josh, who needs to customize their ice cream? They have briars.
Benny
I think.
Josh
I think nobody thinks about this.
Benny
I think Cold Stone's struggling.
Josh
They definitely are struggling now. They weren't struggling for 30 years. They were printing cash.
Benny
I don't know. They're not around much anymore.
Josh
Everything must come to an end, Josh. Everything. Including this podcast.
Benny
Dude, you're crazy. Oh, my gosh.
Josh
Wow.
Benny
I don't Even know if I've ever thought about it. Because there's things like ice cream or, like, pokey or, like, even yogurt. Like, you assume like a change to the. Not a change, but toppings are a part of it. You don't think about that with tuna or chicken salad or egg salad.
Josh
I agree. Until now. Maybe not, though.
Benny
But maybe not.
Josh
Maybe not for sure. I'm not saying we go and open 300 locations. I'm saying I start with a nice location on Mercer Street. See how it does. And this. I'm telling you, Josh, I'm telling you, you never thought about putting grapes in your chicken salad until now.
Benny
Ugh. Disgusting.
Josh
So good. You have no idea.
Benny
No, thank you.
Josh
You're. You're pitch me your quick serve concept, Josh. Out of the box, nothing. Of course I could say, oh, good guy. Subs. We're gonna compete against Subway? No, Something out of the box. Original. New. I'm trying to think, and it's tough to put you on the spot. I understand. I totally understand this. This isn't a quick thing, but I would.
Benny
I guess what you don't see a lot of is, like, I love a Middle Eastern rap or, like, a Mediterranean rap. I love. No, but I love, like. What I'm saying is if you could take, like, the best. I feel like there are many different ethnicities or ethnic cuisine that has great rap, does great rap game. Yes, but they're not all in one place. Right? So if you could get, like, a Chinese chicken salad wrap of, like, beautiful, like, koso, like that Chinese coleslaw with, like, a beautiful spicy peanut bite, really good grilled chicken, like, not rubbery and weird. Then you could in the same place, getting a killer chicken Caesar wrap, but, like, proper and, like, elevated with, like, some kind of those crispy parmesan bits in it. So there's a textural hit. You know, I'm a texture guy. Then you can also get incredible, like, shawarma, falafel, tahina, like, like, proper. You're in Tel Aviv at midnight and you need something to, like, sop up some of the alcohol. Like, I would like to see them. And then maybe an Indian wrap. Like, just one place where you can get multiple wraps, I think would be good. Does that exist?
Josh
Great wraps? I don't think it exists at scale. I love it. You brought up a Chinese chicken salad, John. So I just want you to know that you can get that customizable at my restaurant. You're going to walk in, you're going to order the chicken they're going to put cubed chicken on. You're going to throw in because these are toppings, Josh. Mandarin oranges. You're going to throw in Napa cabbage. You're going to throw in Chinese noodles.
Benny
Can you imagine, Olivia? Kidmashuga Mandarin oranges in a wrap.
Josh
Chinese noodles. Chinese noodles. You are going to add in some mayonnaise, maybe a hit of acid and it is going to be supreme.
Benny
I say you open this chain, but it's only for nursing homes. You'll kill it.
Josh
You offer an option for them where it's heavily blended.
Benny
Yes, heavily blended. Maybe you do some with like Coumadin in it. You know that's a special ingredient. Blood thinners. You hide their meds in the wraps. Oh my God.
Josh
Perfect.
Benny
You know they don't want to take their meds.
Josh
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Benny
You know what, speaking of nursing homes I gotta say, I'm due for a good Shiva. Hear me out.
Josh
Oh, my. I need. Be careful. Those things come in threes. Be careful.
Benny
God forbid. But, you know, like, there is nothing like the spread. And for people who don't know, a Shiva is basically for. What is it, 10 days after?
Josh
No, like, it's seven days after, immediately after.
Benny
It's. It's actually a wonderful thing in the Jewish religion. Obviously, other religions do a version of it, but it's like an elongated wake memorial. People come to the. To the bereaved people's house. They bring huge spreads of food. Technically, you're supposed to sit on the floor, but it's a way to keep food. Food and community going for people that are suffering a loss.
Josh
Now, wait till I tell you about the bris, Josh. You can celebrate life with the same spread.
Benny
You gave us the spread. But I want to hear.
Josh
No, no, I'm just telling you.
Benny
Yes, I'm ready. Great.
Josh
No, because you said, I'm looking forward to a Shiva. I'm saying you can also look forward to a bris and get the same spread.
Benny
I love it. Maybe we call it a brissa. And we have the Shiva for the foreskin.
Josh
Oh, yes. Rest in peace. Ooh, Ooh. Rest in. Yeah. Rest in single peace. We could also start a beef jerky business. Just the foreskin. Yuck. You know, that's a thing now with foreskin jerky. That's disgusting.
Benny
I'll look it up. You know, that's a thing with skin care now, which is salmon. Salmon ejaculate on your face.
Josh
Really?
Benny
Yeah, dog.
Josh
That sounds. That sounds kind of interesting. I'm down, right?
Benny
Speaking of.
Josh
I'm down to have a salmon bust all over my face for the smooth skin.
Benny
Okay, here we go. A salmon egg facial, also known as pdrn, or polynucleotide treatment involves injecting salmon DNA into the skin. The treatment aims to stimulate skin repair, regeneration, and collagen production by utilizing the DNA building compounds found in salmon sperm.
Josh
Okay, okay. Imagine I got pregnant from salmon sperm.
Benny
Can you imagine?
Josh
I can't. For a number of reasons, I can't.
Benny
That'd be crazy.
Josh
Speaking of facials, have you ever. Are you an acne person? You ever have acne?
Benny
Luckily, no. It's like the one thing like that God was kind to the fat kids.
Josh
Same. Yeah. No acne. Zilch.
Benny
Yeah. The universe demands balance.
Josh
I wonder, because I don't remember. It's very rare that you find a big fat fatty with acne that's just like a Very sad circumstance stance. I wonder if there's something related, Josh, to higher levels of triglycerides preventing acne.
Benny
Actually, higher triglycerides does lead to some discoloration in skin facial tissue. I think it's because God knows that I've always been so close to unaliving myself that if I got put on Accutane, it would just be it.
Josh
When I was gonna call you out on this last time, when did you start using on a live.
Benny
When I don't want this show to get demonetized on YouTube so that.
Josh
So the full. The full word would hurt us on YouTube?
Benny
No. Well, I don't know, but I do know that fine.
Josh
Can we come up with something else? Something clever in substitute for the big word, starting with a K and ending with an S just in case it demonetizes us instead of unaliving. Let's see.
Benny
Swan song. The big goodbye.
Josh
The big goodbye. The big goodbye. I like.
Benny
I'd big goodbye myself.
Josh
I big goodbye myself. I always say that I'd. You can catch me in a cab on my way to the top of the gw. That's what I. I'd say that.
Benny
Yeah.
Josh
I don't know, swan dive off the gw.
Benny
If I could, if I had to bid goodbye myself, it'd be with Xanax and beer.
Josh
Big goodbye. I love it.
Benny
If I Josh.
Josh
Josh Peck is the big goodbye.
Benny
Yeah. If I big goodbye myself, it's going to be with a shot of fentanyl in a White Castle, you know?
Josh
Yeah.
Benny
In the dining area, because no one, no one eats there. So could you imagine, you like, you walk in, clams are back, you know?
Josh
Clams. The clams are back.
Benny
And you look in the dining area, you're like, is that Josh Peck nodded off in the corner? Yeah, yeah, it's me.
Josh
The last clam.
Benny
There's some places where like sitting in the dining area of a KFC will definitely make you wonder about your life choices.
Josh
Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Dining in at fast food is an experience. And it's funny, at one point, it used to be the best experience. Josh, you'd roll in two o' clock in the morning, pick up some gorgeous McDonald's, sit there, lick, literally lick clean the sweet and sour container. But now popping in there at 3 o' clock on a Wednesday, it just doesn't hit the same.
Benny
Right. Well. And the only thing about McDonald's is that they usually have the play place for kids. So growing up, like a trip to Mickey D's, doing that was incredible. But I Just most of this food is better enjoyed in the dark.
Josh
Yes, it's better enjoyed in the dark. Alone, shirtless.
Benny
The great Joey Commasta has brought up this point and I would love to know what you think. And you totally qualify because you're an amazing chef and Joey's a great chef. He says the only thing I will doordash is fast food because I can't make that. But pretty much everything takeout that I could order from a restaurant would be better if I made it.
Josh
Yeah, I would agree. I think that certain fast food chains to me have just, I don't know, just like quality has just gone downhill. I was going to ask you, it's, it's a big question. But we look at food across or we look at the changes in food across the whole landscape where we're just getting more aware and healthier across the board. Like when is that going to happen to these fast food chains? It's going to happen like when are you going to walk in and McDonald's hamburger is just not going to be this like delicious but like disgusting ingredients. Sorry if they were a sponsor. But like it's just, it just, it's just different. Like I think that, I think that we're like taking a deep look at all food. When are we going to take a deep look at fast food? When do you think it's going to happen? Like if you look at Poppy for example, Poppy being acquired by Pepsi for 2 billion because it's 4 grams of sugar. Soda put to hit on a kingpin, Pepsi, where if you ask this 10 years ago, what's going to, what's going to start to come up in, in soda? You would have said nothing could compare to Pepsi, right? But clearly Pepsi thinks that maybe a gut health drink. Could you see that happening to fast food?
Benny
I think the problem is, is that whenever I've gone for fast food as of lately, if I order like a proper meal, like fries and a drink and like a good size like a 10 piece nugget or whatever, it's $15, right? So it used to be like it's Almost, it's maybe 2 1/2 x what it was growing up when we were kids, I feel like you could get like a number one at McDonald's for like under six bucks. You could, you could. And so now at 15, my only wonder is what does that bring the price point up to if they started subbing out healthier ingredients.
Josh
It's actually interesting because the price has more than doubled, but the ingredients have stayed the Same to an extent.
Benny
Right. Like, yeah, you.
Josh
I would say they could have even gotten worse. Like, I would assume ingredients over time have probably gotten worse.
Benny
I don't know. Like, my kids obviously eat a lot of cereal because their kids. And you always see that on Instagram. Right? Like the list of ingredients that's in American Honey Nut, Cheerios, as opposed to Canadian or European. Right. And same cereal, it does taste the same. But, like, why just in America does it require all these? So I. I tend to do that side by side ingredient check. Cereals gotten much better. Like, American cereal has so much less. Granted, there's probably still GMO in it to a certain extent. Like, I don't know. But then there's the people who go, if you eat banana, it's genetically modified. If you eat corn, it's like, nothing is what it was a hundred years ago.
Josh
I don't even look for that stuff. Maybe this is just me. The only thing I'm looking for these days is added sugar. I'm looking for me personally, if I were to have a cereal in the morning with 30 grams of added sugar, I would be asleep. Maybe that's a personal thing, but personally, added sugar is what destroys me. If I have anything with natural sugar, I'm great. I told you, I'm having six dates a day. God knows how much sugar I'm ingesting. I'm not crashing the way that I would crash if I had added sugar.
Benny
Yeah, look, it's also picking the right things to replace and to spend money on and to make better in ingredients for things like fast food. Like, I know you and I have had this debate before, and I think it's a hot issue, but I love listening to this guy, Dr. Michael Isratel, who. I've sent you his pod before, but.
Josh
I listen, I listened to it, that episode that you sent me.
Benny
And he has a PhD in nutrition. And, like, he's really a brilliant guy. And he's like, if you can avoid seed oils, fair enough. But I'm paraphrasing. Here he goes. There's no substantial studies, not even close, that they're bad for you. Like, not even close. But if you only looked at Instagram or you only have one echo chamber, you would think this is, I mean, acid. But he's like, there's just. There's not a single substantial study to say that seed oils are hurting people and it's what they use in mass number.
Josh
But I'd also love to know and wow, this podcast, you can't get this anywhere.
Benny
Else I know.
Josh
Inflammation. Josh, seed oils, the claim is that they cause inflammation, right? You know, over here, I counteract inflammation with turmeric and with oil of oregano. These are proven ways to lower inflammation. Proven. You can look it up. Proven. I'm just wondering if you have seed oils, can you just also pop a turmeric and you're. You're all good. Like, instead of eliminating. Instead of eliminating seed oils, there's a very, very large, expensive process. Can we not just educate on how to rebalance your inflammation was my question.
Benny
Maybe.
Josh
Is that a. Is that an easier solve?
Benny
Maybe. I mean, I guess you would have to see how. If there was a way to measure exactly how much it was impacting you with inflammation, the seed oil, and how much it counteracts with something like turmeric. Like, how effective are truly both of these things in a deleterious way with the seed oil and in a positive way with turmeric?
Josh
Yes. Shout out turmeric. Shout out oil of oregano. And lastly, Josh, you know what? I started this morning again. I'm giving it another chance. Saffron, lions. Lion's mane. Lion's mane. Lion's mane. I'm back, baby. I'm back. We're gonna give it a full week this time. Last time, I gave it four days. And I do hear that the benefits only come after, like, a month of using it. So right now, I'm in the honeymoon placebo phase. That said, my brain is firing.
Benny
You're like, I've decided to start trying Lowry's seasoning salt. I figure if dill is good, seasoning salt is better.
Josh
What. What cuisine uses the most turmeric? Is it, like, Pakistani? I've decided to eat exclusively Pakistani food. Right. I'm in.
Benny
What do you think about. This was another Lowry.
Josh
Did you see that? McCormick was like, asking, like, what blends should we make next? Like, a turmeric oil of oregano lines main blend. Yeah. That I can top on my. Put on my chicken.
Benny
Probably be good.
Josh
Delish.
Benny
Lish, what do you think? Dr. Israel also put up this post where he was like, you are getting fat from too much yummy food. He's like, that's it. He's like, fast food is ubiquitous, junk food. All these things. He's like, yeah. He's like, obviously those things aren't great for you. He's like, but mostly what people are getting fat from is just like, too much yummy pasta, too much yummy rice, too much yummy pizza. Like, it's good food. It can be well made, but it's calorically dense and. And you eat too much of it.
Josh
That is the single. That is the only reason people are fat is too much food. I was talking about this with my dad yesterday, but even good quality food.
Benny
Is what I'm saying.
Josh
Anything. Yes, Right, right. Any. Too much. Too much food in general, it's not quality for sure. Quality plays a role in how you feel, but in terms of how much you weigh and how fat you are, it's intake. I was talking to my dad about this, who's lost, like £80 on Ozempic. He looks fantastic. And he's at dinner with a large individual, a friend who said Ozempic didn't work for him. Whatever, he didn't do it. But he's a big, big, big guy. Big guy. And they're at a Chinese restaurant and he ordered steamed chicken and broccoli. No sauce, steamed chicken and broccoli. And my dad said to me, he's like, you know, I ate regular food. He got chow fun. He got whatever he ate, what his body on Ozempic would let him eat. And the guy who ordered the steamed chicken and broccoli ate three times the amount of food as him. And in his head, he's thinking to himself, I'm eating better stuff. I'm going to lose weight. And it's like, no, not if you're eating chicken and broccoli for three. It doesn't matter if there's no sauce on it. It's too much food. It's too much food.
Benny
That really just gives me flashbacks of my mom ordering Chinese food when I was a kid because she was perpetually on some version of a diet. And she would go, I'll have the chicken and broccoli. No sauce, no cornstarch.
Josh
Also, cornstarch. Shout out unbelievable ingredients.
Benny
My favorite starch.
Josh
If you want 30 calories to literally take anything from liquidy to just velvety, a little cornstarch, slurry in anything. Chili, pasta, Chinese stir fry, you name it. Cornstarch is heavenly.
Benny
Do you add cornstarch and or MSG to your lovely wife's chicken rocks? Favorite dinner?
Josh
I add cornstarch every single time to.
Benny
Her chicken rocks because it's just an Asian stir fry.
Josh
Basically, it's just an Asian stir fry. The main ingredient is soy sauce. And when you add in a little water with a little cornstarch, it just makes it velvety. That, like, beautiful thickness comes from cornstarch. God, I love cornstarch. Folks, this episode of the Good Guys podcast is Brought to you by our friends, Gopure. Ladies, have you been looking for, I don't know, maybe a better skincare routine? Perhaps your skincare routine right now is making you soft, it's making you glow. But is it tightening that neck? I want a tighter neck. I assume you want a tighter neck. And while it's not only about the tight neck, that is something that Gopure does. Okay. They also have a full line of science backed skin and body care to tighten, lift and smooth skin from head to toe. Is that something you might be interested in? I think so. From powerfully targeted body creams to deeply hydrating retinol moisturizers, every product is packed with clean, effective ingredients that deliver real results without the harsh chemicals or hefty price. Gopure delivers on value with over 100,000 real women with real results. Folks, their stuff is cruelty free, okay? In a customer study, 100% of their customers said that their skin looked more supple and 97% noticed a firmer appearance. Don't you want a tight neck? Use Gopure, I'm telling you. And GoPure's proprietary firming complex is designed to visibly firm and smooth the skin on your neck and chest in as little as four to six weeks. The skin on your neck is thin, thinner, more delicate and less oily than facial skin, which means it requires specialized care. And that specialized care is going to come from GoPure's Titan and lift neck cream. I'm telling you folks, this stuff is it. It makes even the most delicate skin tighter and smoother. So, folks, tighten, lift and restore elasticity in your neck. Because your skincare routine shouldn't stop at your jawline for a limited time, our listeners get to 25% off. Go pure with Good Guys at checkout. Just head to gopure beauty.com that's G O P U R E B E a u t y.com and use the promo code Good Guys and you're all set. And after you buy, folks, do the podcast a favor. And when they ask you where you heard about gopier, tell them it was from our show, folks. That's GoPure beauty.com code good guys. This episode of the Good Guys podcast is brought to you by our friends at Momentous. Folks, Momentous is absolutely it when it comes to protein, creatine and omega threes. They make it so unbelievably easy. You don't have to be like me, where you get a thousand turmerics and your oils of oregano's and all this crap and then you're taking 50 pills. No, we must, we must, we must streamline the process. And that is exactly what Momentous did with their product, the Momentous 3. Okay. Made up of protein, creatine and omega threes. Expert research shows most people don't get adequate amounts of any of these nutrients from diets alone, yet they form the critical foundation to long term health and performance. We need these things folks, and the Momentous three gives it all to you all at once. Taken daily, this routine supports every cellular function of the brain and body from muscle recovery and growth to focus and energy. Taking the Momentous three is the easiest way to drive the biggest impact on health span and help you continue to do what you love for longer Momentous ensures every product in their range adheres to the Momentous standard, which involves rigorous testing. It's backed by science and the highest quality ingredients possible. That means no gums, no fillers, no artificial flavors or sweeteners ever. They never compromise, so you don't have to either. And folks, every product in the Momentous Three uses the highest quality ingredients. Most bioavailable ingredient sourcing Momentous Creatine uses Creapure, the purest form of creatine monohydrate available. Momentous Protein uses grass fed whey protein isolate and momentous omega 3 are the truth. Okay? They're it. So folks, if you're ready to switch it up to a company who's doing things a little bit differently and putting you first, head to live momentous.com and use code good guys for 35% off your first subscription. That's code G O O D G U I s Good Guys at L I V E M O M E N t o u s.comlivemomentous.com promo code good guys for 35% off your first subscription.
Benny
Well, a wedding guest slam brides for the tackiest not tying trend yet. A hard no for most people. Forget wedding bells. All these brides are hearing is Cha Ching. Attending weddings is a costly adventure in itself. But that only scratches the surface of what the bride's closest friends have to dish out. Brides these days are expecting even more in a new trend. The brides to be are now including their Venmo usernames on invitation, signage, merch and social media. Asking people to Venmo the bride. Olivia, how we feeling about this? And what's your Venmo? Because we're gonna have to put it on your invites one day.
Olivia
I've seen like a couple Friends of mine or like former classmates in high school go on their bachelor's and like drop their Venmo on like their Instagram story and say like, buy the bride a drink or something. Which I think like, that's like, I sent some money to her. I sent like, you know her, like 15 bucks or something. 20 bucks was like, have a fun night, whatever, this one's on me. But it was like her friends sharing that, you know, like the other bridesmaids were posting that she did repost. But I don't know. I think it's if you're the one doing it yourself too. I don't know. I know it's like basically the same thing, but. But I rather somebody else put that out there, if at all.
Josh
It's tacky.
Olivia
Yeah, it's tacky.
Josh
It's tacky. I don't know, like everybody's entitled to a bachelor bachelorette party, but like, I don't know why you can't just like get a handle and go to somebody's house. Yeah, like, like why can't you do something that's like within your means as opposed to making your friends feel bad publicly and venmoing you to go outside of your means. It's just like a strange. The public element is weird. Like if I have a friend who can't afford something, I would hope that he would come to me and I could help him and then we could make a great experience together. Like, I have friends like that. But like the public element of it is just very. I don't like it at all. It feels slimy.
Benny
That's my issue too with. I'm not kidding you when I tell you that dozens of requests a week come in to my social medias about people asking me for money. And while I feel bad for anyone struggling, I think it's a waste of time to spend that time asking random social media people who have no way of vetting you. And I'm sure that the MrBeast or the David Dobriks of the world and these charitable videos that they do, which are incredible, but I do know how much vetting and backgrounding goes into making sure that those people are true to their story and their need. And it's just like, I feel like my only suggestion is, is that I don't know how effective it is because someone like me or most people, we don't have any way of making sure that it's real. And, and I'm talking, obviously they're the ones that are, you know, terrible acts of God. But some people, it's just like, hey, man, I need like 600 bucks for rent. I'm like, dog, stop. Go do Uber Eats and stop spending your time dming. Like, you can make that quick, I promise.
Josh
Yeah. And it's, it's, it's very. It's very, very strange. And it's also like, why are you the person responsible for doing that? Like, I saw a video. I think it was like a Jimmy Darts, like one of those, like, amazing charitable accounts. And he went into a store and it's a Sprouts employee. Did you see this video?
Benny
This was awesome.
Josh
Yes. So there was a guy who was homeless but working at Sprouts. And Jimmy ended up raising like a hundred grand for him through crowdfunding. And the guy can now not live on the streets. But like, the fact that all every single person at Sprouts knew within that. I'm not blaming corporate. Every single person at that location celebrated the fact that he was no longer homeless. Meaning that they knew that an employee at Sprouts was homeless and they didn't tell corporate. Or worse, they told corporate. And corporate has homeless employees and doesn't do anything about it.
Benny
You think it happens more than you think.
Josh
But how does a corporate company like Sprouts. Sprouts is enormous. For those of you that don't know, this is not one is hundreds of stores. How do you have homeless employees? If they're good enough to work at your store, you need to get them a house. I've never. It's. It's mind blowing to me that that happens. And so the reason I bring that up is because it's really nice that Jimmy used his platform and we all crowdfunded 100 grand for this guy. But Sprout should feel like shit and Sprout should double it. And Sprout should come in and say, this is one of our own. We trust him with our customers. We're going to make sure he doesn't live on the streets. He has to shower at a gym. I was just. I was blown away.
Benny
I completely agree with your sentiment. And I think it happens way more than you think with many, many major corporations. And I think that's always the debate and sadly it does become political. Right? But I think when they see major CEOs and founders and chairmans who make billions of dollars a year, I think the thought is, is like. And they find different tax loopholes when, of course, they are adding to the economy by employing people and they are helping boost the economy, without a doubt. But I think the thought is, is like if that same CEO can get all the benefits of capitalism, but Instead of making 10 billion that year, they get 8 billion. And that 2 billion is distributed amongst all their, you know, tens of thousands employees so that they can make a living wage. A lot of these people can work 50 to 60 hours a week if they're making minimum wage and not make over the poverty line like, and they're working full time jobs.
Josh
Yeah. So what needs to happen? Just because again, it's not political, but it's not the government's job to do that. It's the person's job. They need to have a fucking heart. And I think that there are probably plenty of CEOs that we don't know of or at least I hope that do this. I hope that the CEO and owner of Carl's Jr knows if there are 15 homeless employees and pays for them to have houses. If this is a thing. And CEOs that are again, raking. And we're not talking about the mom and pop CEO here. I'm not talking about the person that makes $500,000 and now I'm asking them to give half of that away to help employees. I'm talking about the Jeff Bezos of the world who are raking it in. If Jeff Bezos has a homeless employee, that would be horrible.
Benny
But they do.
Josh
So then he needs to pay for.
Benny
It, but so does Walmart. Like, and that they should.
Josh
So they should. But we need to create. This is the narrative. It's not. The narrative is always. You sort of went into it. It's like these guys need to be taxed appropriately so somebody third party can go and help these people. And it's like maybe they'll help them or maybe they won't. Maybe it will lead to more misappropriation of funds. These people just need to be good human beings. And I hope that they are. And if there are any homeless employees.
Benny
But they're not there, they're not. They don't like. But there's no. We're just having a healthy debate here. There's no data to suggest your point that they will all of a sudden get a wave of morality. There's no data to support it because of where there are. Where I promise you, there are thousands of people that have to live in their car and work a full work week at a major corporation.
Josh
But most companies ask for where you live. So these people are lying. This is what I'm trying.
Benny
Yeah.
Josh
Okay, so then how is that the CEO to know that they're lying.
Benny
Again, to your point. And I guess I just don't know anyone but the government who would be able to enforce it is. It's like the idea of unions, right? And again, this becomes incredibly contentious, but this is why there would. Unions are fine, but the greatest union in the world is the federal government. And if there was a minimum wage that became a living wage, that no matter what, no matter where you work, you make $25 an hour at a minimum or $30 an hour, then all of a sudden we don't need unions, which by the way, every corporation hates and we don't need these. So I think we, if we have these bare minimum rules, then to your point, then the CEO doesn't have to look into exactly where they live and where they're culpable.
Josh
I would just love to know. I hear all of your points. I don't disagree. I would just love to know if there's a charity whose sole purpose is making sure that people with full time jobs aren't homeless. And if that doesn't exist, that should exist because working a full time job at Sprouts, having a full time seven days a week, he's making a living wage, I'm sure. And homeless is terrible.
Benny
Benny and Josh. Josh.
Josh
Started this episode talking about buying drugs at the golf course, ended with it on tax reform and eat the rich.
Benny
How are you listening to Call her Daddy? This is the show.
Josh
This is the show. This is also the episode we sent to network execs. God, we're so good. I think it's just one of ya nuts, right?
Benny
Yeah, one of you nuts.
Josh
What time it is, But I feel like this is a six hour podcast. What are you nuts? Is our gripes with people, places and things. You're walking down the street, you see a lady with her underwear at her ankles, you're like, lady, what are you nuts? Pull up your pants. My, my, what are you nuts? Moment of the week, Josh, speaking of the rich is I was on my way to Central park, as I mentioned, with my beautiful wife on Saturday, and we're walking on 76th between Madison and 5th. For those of you that don't know, this is the area, okay, we're talking $40 million brownstone, single family homes. This is it, the pinnacle of wealth. Outside of said brownstone, Josh is a 7 year old and a 9 year old with a lemonade stand and a Venmo QR code. What are you nuts? You think I'm Venmoing you whose father is probably a Rockefeller Descendant. You think I'm venmoing you $3 for your lemonade, Give it out for free. Then have your mom put $300 into your Venmo account. You're going to charge me for lemonade? What are you, nuts? I couldn't believe it.
Benny
Totally sick.
Josh
Give out free lemonade.
Benny
My what are you nuts? Is. Recently I went to see my primary care physician, my PCP for my terrible tmj, which no one in our audience has offered any solutions for. Please, I'm dying here, guys. I have neck and jaw pain all day.
Josh
So you gotta stop sucking so much.
Benny
I can't help it. Have you seen the Orlando. The Orlando Brown clip from that so Raven, where he literally takes a microphone and goes, ah, I love it.
Josh
That is.
Benny
I love it. When they're like, whose career would you say yours is like? And he goes, michael Jackson? And they're like, yeah. And he goes. And they're like, come on. He's like, you're a liar. My Woody. So I'm at my. My doctor's to get her to look at my tmj and they go, just jump on the scale. Witty. Nuts. It's on my physical. I'm here for tmj. It's the middle of the day. I'm not. Wait. This is an actor's hospital. Don't you know better? Yeah, well, you think some day player on the Young and the Restless wants to see that they're 10 pounds above their goal weight? I think not. You want me to spiral out right now, miss? What are you nuts?
Josh
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. Never weigh me. Ever.
Benny
Ok, agree.
Josh
I don't want to know. I want to be at home on my scale, on my time. Okay? That's it. Never weigh me. And you know what else is nuts, Josh? If you don't give five stars to this episode, you're nuts. Listen to us. Wherever you get your podcasts, watch us on YouTube, share our clips. Instagram and TikTok. Folks, Mondays and Thursdays. We will see you next time.
Benny
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Podcast Summary: Good Guys – Episode: "The Big Goodbye..."
Release Date: May 29, 2025
Hosts: Josh Peck and Ben Soffer
The episode kicks off with Josh Peck and Ben Soffer bantering about their identities as "good guys." Their lighthearted exchange sets the tone for the episode, highlighting their chemistry and playful dynamic.
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Josh shares his excitement about his recent cameo in the popular series "The Last of Us." He discusses the unexpected nature of his appearance and the reactions from fans.
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The hosts delve into recent reports suggesting that Newark Airport has been deemed unsafe due to potential staffing shortages within the FAA. They express concern over the implications for air traffic control and overall airport safety.
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Ben and Josh recount the unusual incident of a Cessna plane making an unexpected landing at the prestigious Riviera Country Club in Brentwood, California. They humorously imagine celebrity reactions and the chaos such an event would cause on the golf course.
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Josh pitches a business idea to Ben centered around customizable salads. They brainstorm various concepts, discussing the potential market and unique selling points of their proposed venture.
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The hosts touch upon Jewish customs, specifically the practice of Shiva, an extended mourning period. They also humorously discuss other religious traditions and rituals.
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Josh and Ben engage in a deep discussion about the current state of fast food, its nutritional value, ingredient quality, and the rising costs associated with healthier options. They debate whether fast food chains are adapting to the increasing consumer demand for better ingredients.
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The conversation shifts to the issue of homelessness among employees of large corporations, such as Sprouts. They express frustration over the lack of support from companies for their struggling employees and the moral responsibilities of CEOs.
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Wrapping up the episode, Josh and Ben reflect on the diverse range of topics discussed, from celebrity antics to serious societal issues. They encourage listeners to engage with the podcast by rating it highly and sharing it across platforms.
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In "The Big Goodbye..." episode of Good Guys, Josh Peck and Ben Soffer navigate a blend of humorous banter and serious discussions. From celebrity culture and aviation safety concerns to entrepreneurial ventures and societal issues like homelessness among corporate employees, the hosts offer insightful and engaging commentary. Their dynamic interaction keeps the conversation lively, making the episode both entertaining and thought-provoking for listeners.
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