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Amy Poehler
Hey everyone. Welcome to another episode of Good Hang. I'm really excited about our guest today. My old dear friend Seth Meyers is joining us today and talking about friendship. Seth is such a good friend and I talk to him about what friendship means to him. I try to guess his middle name and we get tears, people. I get him crying more than once. So bingo. It's that kind of episode. But before we get started, we're always trying to ask people who know our guest to tell me questions to ask them. And joining me from the Cayman Islands on his vacation is the great producer of Late Night with Seth Meyers and ex producer at Saturday Night Live, Mike Shoemaker. Shoe can you hear me? Woo hoo hoo. This episode is presented by Athleta. Summer is here. It's time to get outside and get active. And Athleta has just what women need to move the way they want. That's shorts for every type of run from a casual jog on the beach to a competitive road race. There's skorts for on the court and pants for cool stretching. And there's always a matchback bra and top to complete your outfit. For stylish, innovative activewear, the choice can only be athleta power of she shop now@ athleta.com get up. What do you say athlete? Other one who works a really good hate shoo. Hi.
Seth Meyers
Hi.
Mike Shoemaker
How are you?
Amy Poehler
Oh my God. Where are we talking to you from?
Mike Shoemaker
Grand Cayman. The beach is over there.
Amy Poehler
Now before we get into Seth Shu, when I arrived at SNL in 2001, what was your job? What was the, what was your title?
Mike Shoemaker
I think I was producer. I had, you know, I was there already 15 years so I was, you know, I knew what I was doing. Finally I had had my thousand hours of. So you didn't meet young up shoemaker.
Amy Poehler
And how, where did young shoemaker get started at SNL? How did young Shoemaker get his started.
Mike Shoemaker
Script PA My first job there was in 1986 which is a change overcast. Dana, Victoria, Jan and first thing was came in and the job was to take us a yellow legal pad written script out of a bin and, and type it up so that everyone can read it because it's free computers so big old selector typewriters and I was actually hired because I had typing skills and I could type fast and not make mistakes. So the first thing was a church chat. So I had to like read Dana's scroll with no punctuation. I always read the script first. Even when the time you were there I would put the read through order in. So I got to read everything before performance. So I got better at understanding everyone's performance style. Like the way, like, I could never guess how Maya would pronounce a word still to this day, because she always will change it.
Amy Poehler
I cannot believe that Dana Carvey wrote Church Chat on Yellow Legal Pad.
Mike Shoemaker
Literally, you could not find a period or a comma in it. Like, he didn't know how to do them.
Amy Poehler
Yeah. So it worked. It worked. I mean, so Shoemaker was the guy, and it still is the guy. Like, kind of. You're, you know, I. I've said this before, publicly. You're the best producer I've ever worked with. I think you're an incredible producer. And now, how long have you been working at late night? Since the beginning. Yeah.
Mike Shoemaker
So it's 11 years.
Seth Meyers
What's up?
Mike Shoemaker
11 years at SNL until I. So Amy and I left the same day, basically.
Amy Poehler
Yeah. Shu and I, they had a. We had a combined goodbye party. Yes.
Mike Shoemaker
That is called, like, my surprise party because Amy set it up and didn't want to call it her, but it was really ours.
Amy Poehler
Now I'm. I'm talking to Seth today. I'm almost worried that I'm too relaxed, you know what I mean? Because I feel not at all nervous. I. You know, it is a friendship that's so easy and we can hang so easily that I almost. I feel kind of under prepared. I'm going to try to poke them a little bit with some things that'll get him a little mad because he's. It's a lot of fun when Seth gets mad.
Mike Shoemaker
It really is fun.
Amy Poehler
I know.
Mike Shoemaker
It is kind of the most fun.
Amy Poehler
Well, I. I hope someday you come on as a guest, because I do want to continue to talk about Amy.
Mike Shoemaker
Amy, you have sponsors.
Amy Poehler
Yeah, that's true.
Mike Shoemaker
Bill Simmons.
Amy Poehler
Bill's never gonna. No, there's no way he's gonna let you on.
Mike Shoemaker
Those blue eyes would turn black saying, what are you booking these fine paint.
Seth Meyers
No one ever heard of.
Mike Shoemaker
Just keep going with it.
Amy Poehler
You're right. I'm sorry I even said that. There's no way you're going to be a guest. I mean, we literally just had Michelle Obama. Like, we just had Michelle Obama. Like, no offense to you, but yeah, yeah. Like, don't call us, we'll call you. I mean, we're never going to get to you tell Bill that. Yeah, I'm sorry, Bill. I even mentioned it, but. Okay. So what do you think I should be. What would you want to Hear me ask Seth today, what do you think we should talk about? Anything big or small.
Mike Shoemaker
So the question that I want you to ask is that I think the reason that we all became a unit is because you and I saw him first. And by that, I mean he felt seen by us before everyone else there did. I think that's accurate because you had. You were kind of famous, and I was a producer there 15 years, but he was like a feature player that you don't necessarily invest in in the first year because you don't know what's going to happen. But we did. So we were the first people that he felt seen by. So my question would be, what does he think we saw? What does he think that we saw in him?
Amy Poehler
What a great question. As early investors to the Seth Meyers Corporation, what does he think we saw in him? He is going to have. That's a deep question, dude. He. He might have. He might turn into sand, like, and when he has to, he might just turn into a thousand crows and fly away. Like, that just might be, like. That might be what breaks, you know.
Mike Shoemaker
He's a talk show host, so, like, compliments he. Like, when people come on and compliment him, he has to end it and turn it around so he will, like, say nice things about us and say, like, we were perceptive. Now, you should allow that.
Seth Meyers
And don't.
Mike Shoemaker
Don't edit that out.
Seth Meyers
But.
Mike Shoemaker
But also, like, put a sweet fire. Make him say, like, what qualities did he have? Cause I think that will be a.
Amy Poehler
Nice thing to hear out of him.
Mike Shoemaker
Because he doesn't talk nicely about himself.
Amy Poehler
I know. I think Seth is probably least comfortable talking about himself. And I relate. I relate. I would much rather talk about him.
Mike Shoemaker
No, it's hard to get you to do it, too. Say something nice about yourself now.
Amy Poehler
Yeah, well, I have a fantastic fake food collection in my podcast, and it looks great. Then, you know, I collected it. That's all I. That's all I can think of. Well, Shu, I love that you're taking a vacation. You work too hard. Congratulations on 11 years. We got to celebrate the 10 years together, which was great. I mean, I hope you do 10 more. You think you'll do 10 more?
Seth Meyers
I don't know.
Amy Poehler
What's TV? What's the world?
Seth Meyers
I don't know. I don't know.
Mike Shoemaker
It'll be like this, maybe.
Amy Poehler
Is this TV where I talk to you in a.
Seth Meyers
Over.
Amy Poehler
Over there and then. But you listen to. Right.
Seth Meyers
That's how it works.
Mike Shoemaker
That's the way.
Amy Poehler
All right. I love you. Thank you so much. And thank you, Katherine and Mike, for setting Mike up on this and doing.
Mike Shoemaker
They're ready on the beach.
Seth Meyers
Okay, great.
Amy Poehler
Okay, go to the beach. Thank you so much for. I love you so much. I'll see you very soon. Okay, bye.
Seth Meyers
All right, bye.
Amy Poehler
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Seth Meyers
I don't feel like you respect other people's schedules.
Amy Poehler
I mean, I feel like historically before we've even started. Seth told me how long asked how long is this going to go? Oh, glasses. Well, hello. Same kind of pretty.
Seth Meyers
Pretty similar.
Amy Poehler
Whoa, that's weird.
Seth Meyers
You get tortoise show a tortoise.
Amy Poehler
Of course I am going to wipe my glasses on my pants. When did you start wearing glasses?
Seth Meyers
Within like the last six months.
Amy Poehler
Really? You waited. You were that.
Seth Meyers
I did a great job and I. I think it's easier to do crack cocaine once than wear reading glasses once. You know what I mean? The minute you put them on forever. I wore. I put them on for like two seconds.
Amy Poehler
What's your prescription?
Seth Meyers
Just a 1 5.
Amy Poehler
What are you try it too.
Seth Meyers
I don't. But no, I don't want to try it too.
Amy Poehler
Why? Because then I'll need it to go back. But just try it. See how much better everything looks with it too.
Seth Meyers
I mean, it's really good.
Amy Poehler
Yeah, let me try your ones. I'm not even gonna feel those dress.
Seth Meyers
See immediately it immediately busted.
Amy Poehler
I wish. This is actually not so bad. I can see this pretty well.
Seth Meyers
Don't do it. Go back.
Amy Poehler
Yeah, maybe I should go back. Maybe I'm partying too hard.
Seth Meyers
What do you listen to your podcast on now that you're a podcaster do you feel like that's an unfair question?
Amy Poehler
Thanks for calling me that. And you really are a podcaster. Yeah, you do too. What do I listen to my podcast?
Seth Meyers
Yeah. Just I once said to a podcaster.
Amy Poehler
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
That I listened to them at 1.5 and they were hurt.
Amy Poehler
Oh, you mean fast. I never speed up.
Seth Meyers
What? You listen to podcasts slower. You slow it down.
Amy Poehler
I slow it. No, I listen regular. I never speed up.
Seth Meyers
Oh, interesting.
Amy Poehler
Sometimes I'll do the 10 second skip, like if, like, a podcast gets, like, gross or something. Or if I know, you know, like.
Seth Meyers
What are you listening to? What?
Amy Poehler
This is my interview.
Seth Meyers
What podcast gets gross for 10 seconds?
Amy Poehler
This is my interview. We are with Seth Meyers, and he's already asking me questions. And Seth, I'm realizing we're sitting the way we used to sit at update.
Seth Meyers
It is. It's our update position.
Amy Poehler
And you also were sitting the way you usually sit on your show.
Seth Meyers
I'm very grateful that it's this.
Amy Poehler
You. Well, your people insisted on it.
Seth Meyers
Did they?
Amy Poehler
No, no, no.
Seth Meyers
But I feel very strongly about having a good side.
Amy Poehler
Okay. Thank you for saying that. A few people that have noticed that I've switched to another side. I started the first couple podcasts on that side.
Seth Meyers
That's why I thought you maybe did this for me.
Amy Poehler
And I did it for me because I feel like I have a good side and it's this side. And you like that side.
Seth Meyers
I like this side. And if anybody wants to see our bad side, they can look at the Entertainment Weekly cover we did, which is the worst photograph of either of us.
Amy Poehler
Yeah. It was shot with a fisheye lens.
Seth Meyers
I think they did us dirty.
Amy Poehler
And I was pulling your tie, like, and it was like. And it was like, would you like to see two asymmetrical faces look even weirder with this lens?
Seth Meyers
And I was so excited. That was a time in my life I was so excited. We were on the COVID of Entertainment Weekly.
Amy Poehler
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
And then I saw it and I felt unexcited.
Amy Poehler
I don't think there's been many photo shoots in my life where I've seen it and thought, nailed it. I don't think I've. I could maybe count them on my hand.
Seth Meyers
I feel very strongly. The thing we have in common is we have great faces that as long as they're moving, gotta keep moving, gotta keep moving. But once they stop, there's no good freeze frame as a whole.
Amy Poehler
Yeah. No.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Amy Poehler
In fact, I used to, when we used to do photo shoots, and I'd say Like, don't worry. We're gonna just do, like, a light retouch. I would say light retouch. Eyes and a mouth. That's all I wanna see.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Amy Poehler
I don't want. I want the heaviest retouching you could ever do.
Seth Meyers
Yeah. Don't feel like you're doing me a courtesy of being like, we barely touched it. I'm like, go nuts. Get your best touch guy in here.
Amy Poehler
Get your. The wand and the like. I know there's a thing now of, like, being natural, like, don't retouch, but.
Seth Meyers
I'm against that 100%. If you want to see the real thing, come see the real thing, but otherwise, you're getting the retouch.
Amy Poehler
If you're asking me to stay still, then we need to paint over. We need to change my nose and everything. No, but I feel like we've done a lot of photo shoots together over the years, and I bet you get what I get, what a lot of people get, which is they really want you to be funny.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Amy Poehler
And they want you to do funny things.
Seth Meyers
Yeah. I had a heartbreaking GQ photo shoot where first I walked in and the photographer didn't know who I was for the GQ comedy issue. So that was. That put me in a headspace where I was maybe felt as though a mistake had been made.
Amy Poehler
Yikes.
Seth Meyers
And then I remember they had wanted. I think it was whipped cream. Like, whipped cream from the. Like. And they wanted to spray it all over my face. And the amount I had to say, like, you know, this will just look, like, bad. Yeah. You know what this also looks like on a. On a face like, oh, it's funny.
Amy Poehler
They used to want to put a lot of weird stuff on my face, too. One time a guy was like, I have an idea where your hands are covered in barbecue sauce, and you have barbecue sauce all over your face. And I was like, okay.
Seth Meyers
It is, by the way, like, people who get talked into, like, a young in their life, like a. Like, maybe a. A pornographic photo shoot.
Amy Poehler
Yeah. Very easy.
Seth Meyers
Could have happened to me in a heartbeat. If anybody had ever shown a mod of common interest in that.
Amy Poehler
Yes, absolutely.
Seth Meyers
I would have been 100%.
Amy Poehler
And I think the same thing happened to you that happened to you where you go to a photo shoot and it was like, you'd turn the corner and there'd be a table of rubber chickens and clown noses and giant props, and you'd just be like, oh, God, I'm such. I'm. I'm. I'm. Yeah, I'M being pimped out.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Amy Poehler
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
And I feel as though they should save those for the dramatic actors and just let us look nice for once.
Amy Poehler
I completely agree. Okay. Seth Meyers. Seth Kevin Myers. What's your name? What's your. Oh, let me get. I don't know it.
Seth Meyers
You don't have to.
Amy Poehler
Seth. Hold on. Seth, do you want, how many, how.
Seth Meyers
Many hints do you want?
Amy Poehler
I'm going to get it. Seth Michael Myers.
Seth Meyers
You want. You're going to get it without hints.
Amy Poehler
How long do you think he's. I know your family. I know your family. Seth David Myers.
Seth Meyers
No. Oh, Seth again, there's hints.
Amy Poehler
All right, give me a hint.
Seth Meyers
It's an A name.
Amy Poehler
Oh, Seth Alexander Myers. Seth Andrew Myers.
Seth Meyers
No. I was so worried because I know these are only an hour and I thought, oh, I think it's gonna go by so fast. And now I'm so happy we're using the time.
Amy Poehler
Seth Albert.
Seth Meyers
No.
Amy Poehler
Oh, that's your dog.
Seth Meyers
That's a family dog's name, by the way. My dad, you know, for those not in the know, we've had six old English sheepdogs. They've all been named Albert. And then when we started giving all our kids a names.
Amy Poehler
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
My dad was very. He admitted he was hopeful we were going to also name a kid Albert. And I said, no, I think you took it away.
Amy Poehler
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
If all the dogs hadn't been named Albert, there was a chance. But like we weren't going to name our kid after a living dog.
Amy Poehler
Okay, one last question. Guess. Don't cut this out. Don't cut these.
Seth Meyers
No, this is good. People would like.
Amy Poehler
This is good for.
Seth Meyers
Especially because I think people were tuning in, being like, you know what, I can't wait. Because they know each other so well, they've been friends for so long, and then what they get to do is listen to you. Just without hints. Try to guess my middle name.
Amy Poehler
My last guess is Seth America Myers.
Seth Meyers
That is what I do like to. That's what I answer to. That's my full email. Adam.
Amy Poehler
Adam. Sure. That makes sense. Okay.
Seth Meyers
Seth.
Amy Poehler
Adam Myers. When did we first meet?
Seth Meyers
Well, I remember the first time we met probably better than you remember the first time we met, which is I was at IO in prevalympic.
Amy Poehler
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
And there was a Harold show, which.
Amy Poehler
Is an improv show.
Seth Meyers
And there used to be two different teams. And there were. In the middle, there would be the dream.
Amy Poehler
Yes. Which was.
Seth Meyers
Which was an improvised game where somebody from the audience would come up, somebody on stage would interview them. About their day. And then the two improv teams would improvise what their dream would look like. And I came up on stage and.
Amy Poehler
You interviewed me, and it was not during a show with me and Tina. It was.
Seth Meyers
I also saw the show with you and Tina.
Amy Poehler
Oh, you saw it. Okay.
Seth Meyers
Right.
Amy Poehler
But we didn't call you up. Right. So I interviewed about you, about your day, and we did not know each other.
Seth Meyers
We did not know each other. I was a fan of yours, and it was very exciting to get interviewed by you. But then the next time. The next time we spoke was after we both got hired.
Amy Poehler
Do you believe in the simulation? Do you believe that, like, there's some kind of universal thing where, like, basically that people come in and out of your life in different ways and you don't really.
Seth Meyers
I do a little bit.
Amy Poehler
Yeah, me too. Because that's a very simulation.
Seth Meyers
Can I tell you, though, something? Yesterday I got the same Uber driver on back to back days in Giant City Los Angeles, and I got in the car and I was like, can you believe this? And it meant nothing to him. And I was so. I was so disappointing. Yeah.
Amy Poehler
Did you. What's his name?
Seth Meyers
Well, that was the thing.
Amy Poehler
Oh, he didn't even find out.
Seth Meyers
No, I know. That's why I remembered his name was Mush.
Amy Poehler
Mush.
Seth Meyers
M U S h. So I might be saying it wrong, but, like. So that's one of the reasons I was like, there can't be two. And I was like, hey, Mush, I'm back.
Amy Poehler
You said, I'm back.
Seth Meyers
Yeah. It did feel like a Curb episode where I was a very frustrated Larry David. Like, mush, hey, remember me?
Amy Poehler
And he's like, no, I'm just trying to get you to the Grove.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Amy Poehler
Okay. So we. And then the dream happened. We improvised your day. Cut to you and I starting at the same time at snl. People may not know this, but we were Both there post 9 11. And our first show was two weeks after it. And there was, like, a very interesting. We were part of a freshman class. It was four people got hired.
Seth Meyers
Yep.
Amy Poehler
It was. Who was it?
Seth Meyers
Dean Edwards.
Amy Poehler
Yep.
Seth Meyers
Jeff Richards.
Amy Poehler
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
You and I. Yeah.
Amy Poehler
And then for writers, Spivey. Emily Spivey.
Seth Meyers
Max Brooks.
Amy Poehler
Yes.
Seth Meyers
Charlie Grandy.
Amy Poehler
Maybe Charlie Grandy. Yeah. And we all kind of came in together and we kind of met in Shoemaker's office as a lot of young, young new people did to, like, kind of get the lay of the land. But I think we might have, like, met each. I don't.
Seth Meyers
Yes. I'm Going to say something, and hopefully I won't get too emotional saying it. But I remember, like, getting hired at SNL was all right, cry, cry. Oh, my God, I'm putting my glasses. This will make it. No, but, like, I remember getting hired at SNL was, like, already, like. But they said, and Amy Poehler also got hired. And I was like, oh. I felt even elevated that I was like, oh, I'm in Amy Poehler's class. You know what I mean, Seth? Yeah.
Amy Poehler
For those that can't see, Seth has tears in his eyes.
Seth Meyers
I don't think I do, but I.
Amy Poehler
Feel you almost cried. You're such a crier.
Seth Meyers
Oh, I'm such a crier.
Amy Poehler
You love to cry.
Seth Meyers
I love to cry.
Amy Poehler
I'm gonna make you cry.
Seth Meyers
I also only cry historically about stuff that makes me happy. I'm not a cry.
Amy Poehler
Same more. What do you mean?
Seth Meyers
Well, like, I don't think I cry a lot when I'm sad.
Amy Poehler
When you're sad? Yeah.
Seth Meyers
Well, I know a lot of people.
Amy Poehler
Are like, God forbid you express how you feel when you're sad.
Seth Meyers
No, when I'm sad, I think it's.
Amy Poehler
Like, turn into a rock.
Seth Meyers
Like, Yeah, a little rock. Little rock guy. Little rock guy that everybody loves. Loves the company of Rockman.
Amy Poehler
Okay, so we started SNL the same time.
Seth Meyers
Yep.
Amy Poehler
And speaking of that time, you know, I. Okay. I love your podcast. I've told you this. I've been on them. I've participated in them. You do family trips with the great Josh Meyers, your brother and partner on that podcast, and you do. What's it called? The Seth Meyers the Lonely island and.
Seth Meyers
Seth Meyers Podcast podcast. It was only fair to put them first, as we're really only talking about their work.
Amy Poehler
Well, but. And that podcast is incredible.
Seth Meyers
It's a joy.
Amy Poehler
It's so good. I want to talk to you about it. But that. But on both of them, you have, like, as I've listened you slowly, I've learned something about you that I don't think I really took in, which was those early years were harder for you than I thought.
Seth Meyers
They were so hard.
Amy Poehler
I know.
Seth Meyers
Cry was so cry, but I would have guessed the two people who knew the most would have been you and Shoemaker. So I am. But I will say I am happy that I kept it hidden the way that I did, because I don't think, like, when you present the feelings that I was having at snl, I think that that is not a vibe that people want to be around.
Amy Poehler
Right. And it is. It can become like a little bit of a self fulfilling prophecy.
Seth Meyers
So I did.
Amy Poehler
What was the vibe then? If you were to distill it down, what was the feeling then?
Seth Meyers
I just felt as though they'd made a terrible mistake. Right. Like just full imposter syndrome. And I showed up and pretty quickly, I think, you know, to go back to what I said, like, I was so excited, you know, oh my God, I'm. They're hiring me the same time as Amy Poehler. And then you walk down the hallway and you're like, oh my God, I'm in the same show as Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan and Tracy Morgan. And you're like, look, I'm one of them. And then you realize, like, no, like you then have to like do the work and show that you're, you know, at the same level. And those early years as well, I just had that sense of I can write for this show, but like, I don't know if they actually like, need what I bring as a performer to this show. And I don't feel like I was being hard on myself either.
Amy Poehler
There were a lot of guys in your time, like a lot of.
Seth Meyers
Well, in the early days, it felt as though I could see the road ahead of me because I forgot that thing, which is when people like Will Ferrell and Jimmy Fallon leave Catan. That doesn't mean, like you get their parts because they also hire people behind you. And that was for me, the real crisis of confidence was. And again, you know, I say this as these dear friends, these are people. I'm huge fans, of course, but like when like Sudeikis and Sandberg and Fred and Will and Hayter rolled through.
Amy Poehler
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
And I would be writing sketches knowing that if I was not a cast member, I would not write for me. Like, if it wasn't my job to take care of myself and I just wanted my sketch to air. I would be my sixth choice too. So, you know, early on I kind of wanted to like, blame the writing staff for not putting me in things. And I'm like, oh, I mean, if you have this toolbox at your disposal, I understand. Not really.
Amy Poehler
Well, I think that's what's so wonderful about you. And also what can be painful is you're not, you're not a really. You're not a deluded person. No, you do not. You don't have the like warm bath of delusion.
Seth Meyers
Right.
Amy Poehler
That some people are like, ah, you are a very realistic person. So you're able to look at things very realistically. And Be like, I have to figure this out.
Seth Meyers
Yes.
Amy Poehler
And I did feel that vibe. Okay. So we do this thing on our show where we ask people beforehand to give me questions for my guests. So I talked to Shoemaker.
Seth Meyers
Okay, good. Good pick.
Amy Poehler
Yeah, of course. I knew I would. Like, he is technically your.
Seth Meyers
It would have been so funny if Shoemaker was like, I'm a little tired of talking about Seth.
Amy Poehler
He's in the Cayman Islands right now. So we got him when he was on vacation.
Seth Meyers
And I, by the way, called him on the way here.
Amy Poehler
He just texted me and said, I'm ghosting Seth, so tell me when you're done.
Seth Meyers
He didn't fully ghosted me.
Amy Poehler
Yeah, he said, I'm not picking up.
Seth Meyers
And then I was like, oh, well, he's. And then when you said you were talking to him, like, obviously you called him before he was in the Cayman Islands, but no, no, he just picked up from.
Amy Poehler
Surely ghosted you. I mean, and you two are like in another life. You are brothers in arms. You are each other. You know, like, if you believe in.
Seth Meyers
I mean, I'm pretty good with what we are in this life. I think it's. I mean, he is as close as I could be to a person.
Amy Poehler
Yeah. You have an amazing friendship. And he has. He gave me a question to ask you that I love so much is the best question, of course, because Shoemaker is such a good producer and. And writer and friend. But he g. I think the best question I've been given yet. Now I've only done like 6 episodes.
Seth Meyers
Did while he was on with you. Did the Doorbell Ring and did a Thousand Dogs Bark?
Amy Poehler
Thank you again for doing that, by the way. I owe all of you a lot. I mean, I owe Dratch, like half of this. The money.
Seth Meyers
I feel like it's the movie I've been in that I get the most feedback on. I think that like that's 60 seconds the amount in the last month. People been like, oh, my God, I can't stop watching the clip.
Amy Poehler
I can't either.
Seth Meyers
I wear Dratches headphones tangle and then the doorbell rings. It's like watching a one person show.
Amy Poehler
It is. It is like watching a. Like a Broadway. Like a clown on stage. Like a farce.
Seth Meyers
It's like somebody said, do noises off in a minute.
Amy Poehler
Just you and people don't know. We cut so much out of that because Dratch couldn't get her headphones truly untangled for minutes and then couldn't figure out how to plug it in. And then they Weren't working. And then the doorbell rang, so we cut a lot out.
Seth Meyers
Yeah. And then her laptop died. She was carrying around, like, a pizza box around her whole apartment.
Amy Poehler
And thank God for you, because you were the only one that was trying to keep it going. Cause Fred. Fred's just watching.
Seth Meyers
Oh, yeah, Fred is watching.
Amy Poehler
Zarna was on set, I think, so she could barely hear. And you were like, so how's it going, Amy? I was like, it's going good. I think it's going good so far. Oh, drotch. Okay, but Shu, nice try trying to fake me out so that I don't ask you this question. But Shu said, Let me ask you this, which is. I would agree that in those early years, him and I saw something in you. We kind of invested early in the Seth Meyers Corporation. What do you. Oh, my God. I'm getting him to cry. Oh, my God, you guys. I wish we could zoom in. Wish we could zoom in. My dream come true. I'm getting you to cry. Okay. There's so many. This is a specific kink that people are.
Seth Meyers
This is.
Amy Poehler
You know, people are going to. This is like a kink. Okay, wait, wait, wait. We have tissues.
Seth Meyers
We have tissues.
Amy Poehler
Where are they? Sam? Oh, my God. Thank you, Sam.
Seth Meyers
You have good actors. You have good acting. Oh, my God. This is what this show's always. If you have this, this is a trap.
Amy Poehler
I just want to remind you, we only have a few minutes left with our session.
Seth Meyers
Everyone else, all it is with Jack Black is, like, your joy talking to Ike about restaurants. Who is going, Is this everything? Is this not even a podcast? This is, like, just six fake episode traps.
Amy Poehler
If you look past the camera, there's a bunch of friends and family that love you. We want to talk to you about something.
Seth Meyers
Oh, my God.
Amy Poehler
We just think you need to get some help, and we. We just using this opportunity. Okay, what's the help here? And if you need to squeeze his cheeseburger, you can.
Seth Meyers
This will help. What is.
Amy Poehler
What do you mean, what is. You know, this is all fake food.
Seth Meyers
What is this podcast? I've listened to every episode. I had a real sense of it. I'm like, it's food based.
Amy Poehler
Okay, okay. If you get nervous, just talk. Just talk into these. Talk into these bananas. Okay, but what do you think Shoemaker and I. What do you think we saw in you?
Seth Meyers
This is very unfair. I feel. Again, this is very unfair. I don't. I don't know. I mean, like, to be honest, like, one of the things that I feel most Grateful for is. I don't know. I didn't see it.
Amy Poehler
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
So I know to this day, like, I don't make it on that show without you guys. And I think that I was very lucky that Lauren saw me through your eyes and Shoemaker's eyes, because I don't know if you know it again. Like, I don't feel like. I feel like Lauren has been. Is. Is obviously a fan of mine now and has a lot of faith in me, but, like, that getting over there.
Amy Poehler
He thinks you're okay. He thinks you're fine.
Seth Meyers
Is this. Where is this a quote?
Amy Poehler
He sent me a. I said, I'm interviewing Seth today. And he went, oh, Seth's fine. He's okay. That's what he said.
Seth Meyers
Did you. The Lauren gave a quote in the New York Times about me.
Amy Poehler
Yeah. Please say it again.
Seth Meyers
It's so genuine. Like, two quotes that are, like, insanely. It's all I heard from everybody in our world was how fucking funny the Lauren quotes were. One was, I love Seth or I care for him or whatever it is you're allowed to say these days, which is. It's the funniest. I'm like, I think you misunderstand. Whatever you think woke is. You're allowed to say you love a male friend. Like, he's like, I love him. He, like, backtracked. Like, he's like, I want you to get canceled.
Amy Poehler
I don't want to get caught loving. Loving my friend.
Seth Meyers
And then the reporter was like, seth's really good at it. I think Seth's a really gifted impressionist. And he's like, I don't know if I'd go that far. And I believe he said, I think he's fine. Which is the best.
Amy Poehler
The best.
Seth Meyers
Gifted was a little over the top.
Amy Poehler
Yeah. So when we did update together, which was so fun in so. In a million different ways, and there was, like. When I think about us being at the desks together, I think of two things. One, I had ease because I had gotten to do with Tina. Like, I just genuinely felt a little more relaxed. I was so trying to figure out how to do this thing when I was doing it with Tina, who had done it with Jim. Like, it was like this passing. But what we also got to do together in real time was, like, figure out how we were gonna do it together and the way in which we're gonna do it. And because you and Shoemaker and previously Mike Schur and Alex Bayes, who now, like, the team was so strong of update writers and people, it Just felt like you were in a club within a club. You were on snl. But then you also got another secret key.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Amy Poehler
And I know we talked about it being on Update. You could relax that you were actually going to be on the show.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Amy Poehler
That made such a difference.
Seth Meyers
We talked about this recently, I think in the Lonely island pod. But I remember Andy wrote this sketch called that'll Move the Chains, where he was a kid and, like, in the booth of a football game, and he kept saying, that'll move the chains. And it worked. It was fine. It was very funny. I'm underselling it. But then he came into my office, like, a month later. He goes, I think we're gonna write another that'll move the Chains. And I said another. Because it just struck me. It didn't strike me as a recurring character. And I just said another. And he goes, not everybody has Update every week. I was like, all right. Cause again, I got to go from that thing of desperately fighting to find a way to have a reason to get into hair and makeup on Saturday to having Update.
Amy Poehler
Yes. And then also, you got to say your name.
Seth Meyers
Got to say my name. Obviously not my middle name.
Amy Poehler
Nope. Never saw your. Never said your middle name.
Seth Meyers
Can I. I feel like the most tense our chemistry ever had was mornings Update. Mornings bagel times.
Amy Poehler
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
Because someone had pre split the jokes, and then there were a few, like, leftover that we both wanted. And I feel like there was a real dance of interesting.
Amy Poehler
I would say that. I thought I would have hidden that, but that's probably true. I think we were like, are you going to take that joke?
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Amy Poehler
It's like, I wonder who takes the good joke here.
Seth Meyers
Yeah, my. Here's how I saw it from you. It's like, that feels like a Amy joke. Do you want it? And I'd be like, I mean, I would love it. It would mean a lot to me as a friend. I'm asking for it. You're like, it's a really me joke.
Amy Poehler
I just feel like it's going to kind of flop. And then I would go, I hex this joke. I would hex it.
Seth Meyers
Yeah, you would hex it.
Amy Poehler
Curse you. And I curse you.
Seth Meyers
And then when I. When if I had the few times you let me have it, you would be off camera while I was telling.
Amy Poehler
It going, thumbs down. I don't remember us ever fighting at all.
Seth Meyers
That was it. It was just that, like, we did argue.
Amy Poehler
I would say that one of the things, like, I don't think we ever got into It. We never were, but we like to. I mean, look, really came out of that, right. Like this. We like to be frustrated and irritated, and I don't mind being frustrated and irritated with people that I'm close to. That is like a way of.
Seth Meyers
My favorite thing is when you and I feel very differently about a movie or a TV show.
Amy Poehler
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
Like that. When we have different opinions about something, because it's very fun when you're mad about something.
Amy Poehler
Okay. So with that in mind, I'm going to give you a couple of things. I want to know your opinion on it.
Seth Meyers
Okay.
Amy Poehler
The beach.
Seth Meyers
Oh. I'm not a huge fan. I'm coming around on the beach just because my kids like it. But given a choice, it would be one of the last places I would be.
Amy Poehler
What do you. What do you not like about it?
Seth Meyers
What are you going to do there that wouldn't be better anywhere else?
Amy Poehler
Like, see the ocean.
Seth Meyers
See the ocean. But, like, you can see the ocean from, like, a porch somewhere. Right? Like, there's. There's a lot of vantage points on the ocean that are not in sand.
Amy Poehler
You don't like the sand? Like, you have a sensory thing.
Seth Meyers
I. It's just. Here's the thing. I. Everybody that wants to go to the beach, then I go to the beach, and then they're like, get the sand off. Like, the amount they're like, don't get sand in the car. I'm like, I didn't even want to come here. You know what I mean? Like, I was so happy. You could have left me where I was. The sand would never have been a problem.
Amy Poehler
So nobody. I love the beach. And that's where we disagree.
Seth Meyers
Ayahuasca, no interest.
Amy Poehler
No.
Seth Meyers
Yeah. Have you.
Amy Poehler
No.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Amy Poehler
That one feels like the combo of. I always feel like there's a white bucket around that people are puking in. And I'm always like, first of all, let's. I don't know, decorate the buckets or something. Like, it just feels so stressful to.
Seth Meyers
Not decorate the buckets.
Amy Poehler
Like, it just seems, like, very stressful.
Seth Meyers
Say that I think you might be the only person to have this bounce on ayahuasca is that they don't decorate.
Amy Poehler
The buckets, the puke buckets. And also other people. Yeah, I mean, I guess maybe, but, like, maybe if I could do it, if I had, like, ayahuasca guy, like a private guy. But it seems like you have to do it with a bunch of other people.
Seth Meyers
There's also. I feel like I've known a few people Who've done it, and they tell you it's changed their life, and then you, like, talk to them three months later, and they seem a lot like they were before.
Amy Poehler
They bounce right back.
Seth Meyers
They bounce right back to. It Turns out once the ayahuasca is out of their system.
Amy Poehler
How do you feel about getting older?
Seth Meyers
That's a good question. I turned 50 last year. Congrats and thank you. I turned 51 this year, so I'm.
Amy Poehler
I feel like you didn't celebrate prep.
Seth Meyers
I, like, look, I'm in that dead, no bars, cell service, December 28th. There's no room for somebody like me to have a birthday. And I'm fine with it. It's been my whole life.
Amy Poehler
Why don't you have a birthday, like. Like a half birthday when you're 51 or something? I know that's. Even as I said, it sounds so stupid. We all got that invite. We'd be, like, a step. Okay.
Seth Meyers
Lost his mind. I felt totally fine turning 50, but then I think part of it was because it was 50. I was, like, taking stock, and I'm like, this is. You know what? I would be very happy if I knew all these things were going to happen to me by the time I was 50. This is really good. With that said, like, I think as. It's like, 51 and a half or whatever it is now, I'm like, oh, yeah. No, I don't dig this as much. Here's that thing that happened to me the other day.
Amy Poehler
Stop pointing. Seth's pointing at me. Don't point my French bread at me.
Seth Meyers
Had a dream that I was being chased and had to. I was crawling through one of those transom windows over a door, you know? And then I woke up, my neck hurt, and I was like, that's. I've officially. I hurt myself from a dream because I was trying to crawl through it.
Amy Poehler
You pulled your neck in a dream.
Seth Meyers
And, like, what happened? It's like, well, in my dream, what.
Amy Poehler
Kind of sleeper are you? Do you, like. Do you fall asleep fast?
Seth Meyers
I do.
Amy Poehler
And then do you sleep through the night and do you snore?
Seth Meyers
I. We've. We're now wearing mouth tape.
Amy Poehler
Okay. I want to talk about mouth tape. I talked about CPAP with Jack.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Amy Poehler
Black. I would like to switch to mouth tape. Sorry to. I don't want to abandon my CPAP people.
Seth Meyers
Yes.
Amy Poehler
My CPAP army. I'm sure they're out there right now.
Seth Meyers
Your papal. Your cpap.
Amy Poehler
But I would love to get to a mouth.
Seth Meyers
You're a papal Person.
Amy Poehler
I'm a papa. Yeah. Of course. I'm not an animal. But I'd like to get to a mouth tape. And I have tried a mouth tape.
Seth Meyers
Okay.
Amy Poehler
I'm a little worried about. I'm hooked on the moisture that I get from my cpap. You know, you get, like, moist air. It's really nice for the nose.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Amy Poehler
You don't get that with mouth tape.
Seth Meyers
No.
Amy Poehler
What kind of mouth tape are you using?
Seth Meyers
You could. I mean, you have a giant staff. What if one of them just stood over the bed with a little spray bottle and just. I mean, so many. Because when I see your staff, that does sound. And I'm polite to them, by the way, which they seem to really appreciate.
Amy Poehler
And they very much appreciate it.
Seth Meyers
But a lot of them are like, we. Like there's not enough for us to do.
Amy Poehler
Well, no, you know, I like to have them work on the holidays, and you always wish them a Merry Christmas. And I appreciate that.
Seth Meyers
You're allowed to. Again, you're allowed to save. Merry Christmas.
Amy Poehler
That's right.
Seth Meyers
It's really nice. What was I going to say? Oh, so, yeah, I was shocked because I do have a hard time breathing through my nose. I feel like I'm. I've been stuffed up, like, almost the entirety of my life. And yet when you tape, it kind of forces you to, like, early in the night, you're just, like, breathing through your nose. You're keeping the airways open. I'm a big fan of it.
Amy Poehler
I'm thinking about switching over to tape.
Seth Meyers
Now, I should say, and I hope this won't disabuse you of making the switch. One night a week, I wake up at three in the morning and do this. So if that sounds jarring to you or whoever it might be in the.
Amy Poehler
Room, that would be good for a commercial for mouth tape.
Seth Meyers
By the way, do you. Because you mentioned butt tape with Jack Black. Do you remember the Fred's Breathe Right?
Amy Poehler
Oh, wait, you mentioned it on. Must have been in my.
Seth Meyers
It was really.
Amy Poehler
You guys just mentioned it on your podcast. Really Tell people for what they. For those that didn't hear that it.
Seth Meyers
Was a Breathe Right strip. It was a Fred commercial parody. It was a Breathe Right strip for your butt that would pull the weight because Breathe Right pulls the nose apart to make it easier to breathe. And so this pulled the butt apart so that when you pass gas, it wouldn't be loud and it wouldn't wake up the person in bed with you. But it has the best tag because it's the. The. It's him in bed with wig. And it's quiet. You just hear like. But then she still goes, oh, what's that smell? Because it doesn't. Doesn't get rid of the smell. Just doesn't make noise anymore.
Amy Poehler
And I remember her being disgusted.
Seth Meyers
Yeah. Really good. Really good. Disgusted wig.
Amy Poehler
Okay. What about what people do at airports to drive you nuts?
Seth Meyers
What do people.
Amy Poehler
Well, like, let me ask you this. What time do you arrive for a flight?
Seth Meyers
I.
Amy Poehler
Lot of cushion for the pushing.
Seth Meyers
Lot of. Sorry.
Amy Poehler
Sorry.
Seth Meyers
I feel like you don't even care. I feel like this is another trap. I. Yeah, we get there very early. We never check.
Amy Poehler
Never check.
Seth Meyers
Never check.
Amy Poehler
Absolutely not.
Seth Meyers
It's kind of stunning.
Amy Poehler
You can board. Hey, you have young kids, so you can board.
Seth Meyers
Yeah. Although that's such a scam, by the way. We are now out well outside the zone of what they mean by if you're boarding with a young family.
Amy Poehler
That's not true. Your kids are still young enough.
Seth Meyers
I think they. I think they mean toddlers.
Amy Poehler
Oh, wait. Because your youngest is how.
Seth Meyers
Three and a half.
Amy Poehler
No, I would say a judgmental person at the airport. I would not mind that.
Seth Meyers
And I think everybody realizes it is better for us to get on first. I don't know.
Amy Poehler
Sure. I mean, I think that's a little bit of a sc. I don't. I don't. Like, there's so many people now that board with young children. But you're right. When I had young children, it was nice to be able to.
Seth Meyers
It's also nice for everybody else. I'm just saying, like, if they let you on before the boarding starts and our maniacs are in their seats.
Amy Poehler
But I know you can be kind of hyper vigilant, like I am about when people are doing stuff wrong or getting it wrong or whatever. And I feel like the airport is the ultimate version of that.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Amy Poehler
Like, every single interaction is about power struggle and like, at least for me, figuring out how I can be more efficient next time and hoping other people will follow suit. And just like trying to practice my system in a place where everybody has their own system.
Seth Meyers
The worst mistake I made, I took just Axel to visit my parents and we went to the airport. And Axel, just who's the most unique? My kids. He just ran full speed and just slid across the airport floor. And I made the mistake of laughing. And now he does it. And it's a bummer of. I'm so sure the next time he does it. When we're with the whole family, Alexi will be like, as you should, because they're filthy floors. Like, don't do that. And he'll be like, daddy liked it.
Amy Poehler
Daddy liked it. Yeah, I know, but that sounds like. Sounds like a great move.
Seth Meyers
He kind of. Without ever seeing an old he end.
Amy Poehler
In, like, that's what I mean.
Seth Meyers
Without seeing an old breakdancing video. He really.
Amy Poehler
He ended with his. With his head in his hands.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Amy Poehler
That kid's funny kid.
Seth Meyers
He's a funny kid.
Amy Poehler
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Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Amy Poehler
How do you like doing a show with him and with somebody else? Like you do you stand up, you love it.
Seth Meyers
What's good about it? Well, first of all, I really like John as a person. And so we have a friendship where we would never see each other socially. And so just because of our schedules, and now we get to hang out once a month. Like one Sunday a month, we, like, hang out and we get there for soundcheck, and then we have, like, an hour to talk, which is great. And Brooks Whelan, who used to be on snl, is our opener, so the three of us have a very lovely relationship. The other thing is, especially now because I had a special come out, and so I'm doing new material, and it's lovely to know that the audience is getting John as well.
Amy Poehler
Well, I mean, I've never. I met. Never met John. He seems lovely.
Seth Meyers
I. Can I say something? I feel like so few people. Both notes and the laptop.
Amy Poehler
You know what?
Seth Meyers
Okay.
Amy Poehler
A couple of things. The laptop is a. Is a prop. Yeah. This is made out of chocolate.
Seth Meyers
This is edible when it's over.
Amy Poehler
So Bill Simmons asked me about the laptop, and he was like, do you need it? And the reason why I like the laptop is because I feel like I can look things up very slowly.
Seth Meyers
Right.
Amy Poehler
And, you know, and I can find things on here that, like, for example, I can use this laptop to. Seth, what are you watching? Listening to. What do you. Where do you go to escape? What do you do? Do you watch something? Do you, like, like, the world is on fire. Everything feels intense. This podcast, for me, is an attempt to just, like, try to connect in a fun, dumb way. What do you watch? Do.
Seth Meyers
See, I'm going to answer your question.
Amy Poehler
And I'm going to get on the laptop.
Seth Meyers
Great.
Amy Poehler
And for those that are listening, listen to this.
Seth Meyers
But I want to say. So you got that from an old submarine.
Amy Poehler
I don't know why it's making that noise.
Seth Meyers
So wait, and that tells you where the nearest submarine is?
Amy Poehler
I'm tracking my submarine.
Seth Meyers
This is. I'm very excited about what's happening right now with this podcast.
Amy Poehler
Thank you.
Seth Meyers
No, but I think it's the purest form of you.
Amy Poehler
Thanks.
Seth Meyers
From the perspective of people who know you, like, you've done great work everywhere, but the amount of people who've said to me, like, oh, my God, is she really like that? Like, people love this so much, and it's such a joy to be like, yes, this podcast is pure polar. Thank you for saying Leslie Knope's the best. But, like, you're cooler than Leslie Knope. And, well, Leslie work.
Amy Poehler
Leslie is harder, a harder worker than I am, and she's less.
Seth Meyers
Because you have complained a lot to me about how hard it is to do a podcast already. And you're, like, seven episodes in.
Amy Poehler
So tiring. Like, I'm literally exhausted.
Seth Meyers
Leslie Knope would never, never.
Amy Poehler
She do five a day.
Seth Meyers
You're such a good listener, too. I think that's why. Thank you. And so I'm very. I think that this is, you know, again, your skills as a listener on full Display. And you're the best audience. Like, you've always been such a good audience.
Amy Poehler
Thanks, dude. I feel the same way about you. I think this is why your show is such an incredible triumph, is you are very, very good at making people feel like they're being heard and you enjoy a good time. Those two things are not like, you need those two things in a host.
Seth Meyers
And I love people being the. If anything you do to facilitate them, being the best version of themselves is a joy to me.
Amy Poehler
But do you ever feel when you're doing interviews, like, do you ever check out and you were like, oh, I haven't been listening?
Seth Meyers
No, I think I take that part. So you do? Yeah. I think the worst thing, my nightmare is.
Amy Poehler
Yeah, I've been there a couple times already.
Seth Meyers
Really?
Amy Poehler
Where I've been thinking. I've been future tripping in my head about what I'm gonna say next. And then someone's talking and I'm like, oh, yeah, I didn't listen to what they said.
Seth Meyers
Yeah. So I think I. Yeah.
Amy Poehler
Did you feel it at all?
Seth Meyers
Well, there were two times where people said a really sad thing and you said, hahaha, that's hilarious. Yeah, like, I mean, I said, lol. The Reddit page of this podcast is already like, oh my God, she did it again.
Amy Poehler
Lol. And then I said, lots of love. Lots of love.
Seth Meyers
It is the save. It's funny because you both times thought you saved it and everybody. What did you just see on your.
Amy Poehler
You just saw my laptop is at a low battery. It's about to run out. It's at the lowest red line.
Seth Meyers
I think I forgot the. It took a lot of battery to make that sound. Those sound effects. That's just sucking. That's sucking the battery right out of that thing. Seth, what do you look at? You know what? I like we mentioned British people pointing again. I like watching British people break. Ooh, there's that, like, Jimmy Carr show. There's like, a panel show. I think it's called 8 out of 10 cats. I've never watched a full episode, but I keep getting served, like, short, short clips of like, like British panelists making other British panelists laugh. I just like watching British people break. I feel like, see, you're not better than us.
Amy Poehler
Such. You're such an Anglophile. Yeah, you really are. You. You love Brits.
Seth Meyers
I do.
Amy Poehler
So you like people trying not to laugh or just like.
Seth Meyers
I just.
Amy Poehler
Panel shows.
Seth Meyers
Yeah. I mean, in general, I like. You know, it's like watching an old Carol Burnett episode, but I do like corpses, but I feel like British people try really hard not to break, so when they break it, I don't know, it brings me more satisfaction.
Amy Poehler
Okay, so I have one last question. Seth.
Seth Meyers
That's it. This has been just lovely.
Amy Poehler
Has it?
Seth Meyers
Well, you know what, though?
Amy Poehler
I do want to talk to you about your podcast, because that podcast is one of my favorites. I love those lonely island men. Boy, man boys.
Seth Meyers
Man, boys.
Amy Poehler
Man, boys. They were so important to all of us. Yeah, they. I love the, like, memory lane that you guys go down. But what is so funny to me still is the way that everybody is themselves on that podcast. Like, the way in which everybody shows up to it, participates in it. What they remember how you guys interact with each other. Like, what is it like doing that with them?
Seth Meyers
It's so fun because, one, I love them so much, and I can't remember the last time all four of us talked about together.
Amy Poehler
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
Or even at a meal together.
Amy Poehler
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
And I've been saying, like, you know, there's so much written about, like, how as men get older, they have no friendships. So you gotta start a podcast. To all lonely men. Start a podcast.
Amy Poehler
Well, I think every man has done that, because every single podcast I see is just filled with lonely men trying to make friends.
Seth Meyers
True story. During the pandemic, you remember my friend Doug Stradley? Stradley, Stradley, the best. And Stradley and I are in a fantasy football league. We did a weekly podcast just about the fantasy football league that the other 10 guys would listen to. That was what we were doing during the pandemic. And it was like. And then when I started doing professional podcasts, I had to stop that one. And, like, to those 10 guys, they're like, I mean, we totally get it. You're doing real podcasts now. But, man, we missed the Stradley podcast.
Amy Poehler
You have a lot of old college friends.
Seth Meyers
I'm very. I got a good. And, you know, improv friends. Like, I feel very lucky.
Amy Poehler
Well, it's not just luck, Seth.
Seth Meyers
Yeah. I put a lot of work into cultivating.
Amy Poehler
You do. And that's what Shoemaker and I were talking about, is the kind of friend you are. You are very, very good at friendship.
Seth Meyers
I feel like it might be the thing I'm best at.
Amy Poehler
You are excellent at friendship. Why is friendship so important to you? What does it do for you? What has it done for you?
Seth Meyers
I just love having. I thought I was out of the woods.
Amy Poehler
For those listening, I just want you to know. His eyes are glistening again.
Seth Meyers
I Just love my friends, and I've been so lucky to have them. It's just the best. I feel like I get so much more out of them than I put into it.
Amy Poehler
And what. Like, what do they do for you? Because some people, friendship is something that, yes, everybody loves friendship, but they don't participate in it the way you do. You're a very loyal, consistent, and. And meticulous friend. You pay attention to your friends. They feel very seen by you. I can speak for myself. And you get such delight in your friendships.
Seth Meyers
Well, I think that, like, seen is a really good way to put it because I like the way. I like who I am through my. The eyes of my friends. So it would break my heart to, you know, not be held in high opinion by the people I care the most about.
Amy Poehler
You like how you feel when you can see how they see you.
Seth Meyers
Whenever I'm like, how am I doing as a person? Like, when I take stock of who my friends are, I feel very good about who I am as a person.
Amy Poehler
And you have a lot of female friends. I do great. Like a great number. I count myself as one of them. Women in your life who are your friend, who you're deeply tender to and very like. You really, like, take care of us, and you care about us, and you, like. I mean, you're the only. You and Shoemaker are the only men they're ever allowed even close to. A lot of the SNL women, we gather together as a group, and just recently, we let you sit with us for 30 minutes.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Amy Poehler
And then we said, I think it might have been. Maybe it was Tina, but Tina said.
Seth Meyers
Thank you for coming, and also thank you for leaving.
Amy Poehler
Yeah. Well, on the way there, I said, seth, heads up. We're meeting. And I think you have about a half an hour window. And you said, fine, I'll take that. And then we sat down at the steakhouse and you hung. And then Tina said, and now it's time to go.
Seth Meyers
Yeah, yeah, it was. Can I point out my favorite observations about you guys? Group?
Amy Poehler
Yes.
Seth Meyers
You needed a second table for all your jackets, and every one of you had two totes.
Amy Poehler
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
And most of the meal. Again, I think if people saw the seven women that were there, they would be like, oh, my God, how funny was it? And I would say mostly they were looking through their totes. At no point were less than two people looking through a tote for something.
Amy Poehler
Well, yeah, because we had put it in the other tote.
Seth Meyers
Comedy legends.
Amy Poehler
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
Rustling through totes.
Amy Poehler
And it was like. And it was a lot of hand me my tote. And it was like, is this my tote?
Seth Meyers
Lot of matching totes.
Amy Poehler
Yeah. I think we had gotten some matching.
Seth Meyers
Totes and puffy coats is how I would describe it was. I mean, it was the SNL 50th week, and it was very cold.
Amy Poehler
It was.
Seth Meyers
But it also.
Amy Poehler
We were all dealing with, like, a lot of temperature. So our bodies, you know, we're of a certain age, we get hot and cold really fast. So it was a lot of putting on coats, taking off coats.
Seth Meyers
It was a lot.
Amy Poehler
And a lot of like, oh, my, I'm so hot. And then taking the coat off and then handing it to you to put at the table.
Seth Meyers
Every coat was louder than the next coat. Just when you moved the coat, it was like the sail of a schooner. Which is like, very hard to hear any conversation due to the rustling.
Amy Poehler
Which is weird because we were shouting at each other. We do shout at each other across the table, very loudly.
Seth Meyers
Yeah. Also, Paula within. Paula Pell, within like five seconds, had set up a home office at a third table.
Amy Poehler
She. You're right, she went. She got a third table because she had to do some rewrites. There was rewrites, like the show.
Seth Meyers
Real time rewrites. On SNL 50th. She was immediately had like a. A laptop and also, like a TV monitor.
Amy Poehler
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
Hooked up.
Amy Poehler
There's also. When we all go out, there's a ton of food panic.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Amy Poehler
When are we going to get our food? Who ordered? What should we order? And we all fall into very specific categories about, like, how fast we should order.
Seth Meyers
And there was a lot of talk about what you guys were gonna get. And as soon as the server came over, the minute they spoke, everybody forgot everything that had been agreed upon.
Amy Poehler
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
And.
Amy Poehler
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
Cause it went right back to square one.
Amy Poehler
Yeah. And don't forget, you know, I'm a woman of a certain age. I need, like 85 grams of protein a day. So we were just like, how many steaks do we. We need to get, like, 40 steaks.
Seth Meyers
They put us in a private room where you could have a wedding. That's how big it was.
Amy Poehler
Yeah. They knew what they were dealing with.
Seth Meyers
And yet within, like 10 minutes, I thought we might need a second room. The Sprawl.
Amy Poehler
Well, luckily, in 10 minutes, we asked you to leave because it was enough time.
Seth Meyers
It was so. It was so much. You did that putting on and take it off code. Sometimes I think of an SNL sketch just at the table that for whatever reason stays with Me forever. Do you remember Fred did a sketch once where he was someone at a dinner party who kept taking off and putting on his scarf.
Amy Poehler
Yes. The longest scarf.
Seth Meyers
It was a really long scarf. And he kept being like, oh, my God, it's so hot. And he would take it off, and it was like he had to, like, loop it around his head. And he had a practical scarf, and he'd loop it around his head, like, 10 times while everybody waited. And then he starts telling his story. He's like, oh, my God, it gets so chilly. And then just looping. I think about it all the time.
Amy Poehler
Like, did it make it on air?
Seth Meyers
No, no. And I. But I can't. I think about it all the time. Also, Fred. I think Anilda was his. Do you remember his stenographer, court stenographer character?
Amy Poehler
Oh, yeah.
Seth Meyers
And it was.
Amy Poehler
It had a name, I think. Court stenographer had a name.
Seth Meyers
I think. Anilda. Anilda, I think. I'm not sure.
Amy Poehler
Okay. Typed like this, Kind of a little bit like this.
Seth Meyers
It was a lot like that. But also paused the trial a lot to look through her bag and just would say over and over, I can't find my chapstick. I can't find my chapstick. I would say, I don't see a scarf without thinking about the first one or hear somebody say chapstick without thinking about the second.
Amy Poehler
Fred Armisen is like. We talk about him all the time on here. Like, he is truly, like, the funniest of the funny people. I think. Think I'm actually gonna see Fred this weekend. Tina and I are gonna do a show. I don't know when this will come out. Your. Your people said they were gonna review it if it's good enough. I gotta run it by, like, a bunch of lawyers and stuff.
Seth Meyers
Yeah, yeah. But I got a cry guy. Yeah, he's gonna make some cuts.
Amy Poehler
Cry guys gonna make some good stuff.
Seth Meyers
He's like a super jacked. He's like most. He makes my protein shakes every morning. And he's like, you gotta stop crying on these pods, man.
Amy Poehler
How many times you cry? And you're like, three. Three.
Seth Meyers
Give me the tape.
Amy Poehler
He's like, we've been working on one, bro. You get one cry a day, bro.
Seth Meyers
And then the worst is he's so mean. And then I just start to tear up.
Amy Poehler
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
And then it's, like, just awful. And then I will say he's like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's really sweet.
Amy Poehler
He's.
Seth Meyers
He's really Sweet. He is. He's like, oh, my God. I'm like, I'm the. I'm the root of the problem. I'm supposed to be here to solve the problem.
Amy Poehler
That's why I'm called the cry guy. Yeah.
Seth Meyers
And then he gives me a big hug and, like, broke my rib. He's so chast.
Amy Poehler
Squeezes all the tears out, puts him in a cup and drinks it. So can men and women be friends?
Seth Meyers
No.
Amy Poehler
Yeah. They can't. All right, well, Seth, I love you so much.
Seth Meyers
I love you, too.
Amy Poehler
This has been so fun. Thank you for doing it. Let's get our glasses on.
Seth Meyers
I'm gonna take this with me because I know what people can do with DNA. Don't come back here next time.
Amy Poehler
This is your child. You're like, what?
Seth Meyers
What? I just cried a little bit.
Amy Poehler
I'm like, we get to preborn at the airport now with your child. That I got from a tissue. Anyway, I love you so much.
Seth Meyers
I love you, too.
Amy Poehler
I love you in la.
Seth Meyers
This was a good hang.
Amy Poehler
Such a good hang. And I. I can't wait to come back and do your stuff. Although you guys don't really have guests, but.
Seth Meyers
Oh, yes, I thought you meant my talk show. And I'm like, yeah, we do.
Amy Poehler
Don't you.
Seth Meyers
Do you want to guess my brother's middle name? People? I think people are disappointed. That was just the one.
Amy Poehler
Christopher.
Seth Meyers
Fine.
Amy Poehler
Well, that was a great podcast with my old buddy Seth Meyers, who I love talking about the past with, and I love talking about the present with and the future. And, you know, I just wanted to take this minute to plug the stuff that he's doing, and he. And he told me if I didn't do it, he would sue me. So. Family trips. His podcast with his brother Josh Dylan Myers. Great, hilarious stories about family trips and what ensues. And then the Lonely Island. And Seth Meyers podcast is a great podcast to listen to if you care about the minutiae of SNL and how it's made and all the guests that came through. Those guys are the best, and it's so fun listening to them. And I listen to them every week and check those two things out. And thank you, Seth, for joining us, and thank you for listening and never know how to end these things. Okay, bye. You've been listening to Good Hang. The executive producers for this show are Bill Simmons, Jenna Weisberman, and me, Amy Poehler. The show is produced by the Ringer and Paper Kite for the Ringer Production by Jack Wilson, cat Spillane, Kaia McMullen and Alaya Zaneras for Paper Kite Production by Sam Green, Joel Lovell and Jenna Weiss Berman. Original music by Amy Miles this episode is brought to you by Uber Eats. Summer is almost here and you can now get almost anything you need for your sunny days delivered with Uber Eats. What do I mean by almost? Well, you can't get a summer blockbuster delivered, but you can get a block of cheese, a cabana that's a no. But a banana, that's a yes. A day of sunshine? No. A box of fine wines? Yes. Uber Eats can definitely get you that. Get almost almost anything delivered with Uber Eats. Order now for alcohol. You must be legal drinking age. Please enjoy responsibly. Product availability varies by region. C app for detail. This episode is brought to you by Degree Cool Rush Deodorant. I'm a big fan of people owning their mistakes. Like how last year Degree changed their Cool Rush formula and men were mad. One guy even started a petition so Degree listened, admitted they messed up, and they're now bringing the OG Cool Rush scent back. It's clean, crisp and fresh. No wonder it's been the number one men's antiperspirant for the last decade. And it's in Walmart, Target, and other stores now for under $4. Just look for the light blue one. Degree Cool Rush is back and it smells like victory for everyone.
Podcast Summary: Good Hang with Amy Poehler – Episode Featuring Seth Meyers
Episode Details
Amy Poehler opens the episode by expressing her excitement about having Seth Meyers as a guest, highlighting their deep friendship and shared history in the comedy world. She mentions that the conversation delves into what friendship means to Seth, including personal anecdotes that evoke emotional moments.
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The discussion swiftly transitions to Seth's early days at SNL, with both Amy and Seth reminiscing about their initial experiences. They recall meeting fellow cast members like Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan, and navigating the challenges of being new to the show.
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Amy and Seth delve into the nuances of their friendship, discussing how they support each other professionally and personally. They highlight Seth's ability to remain grounded and realistic, which complements Amy's vibrant personality. The conversation underscores the mutual respect and understanding that define their bond.
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The episode is rich with behind-the-scenes stories from their time on SNL. Amy and Seth share humorous instances, such as the chaotic farewell party they both attended and Seth's recounting of awkward photo shoots. These anecdotes shed light on the camaraderie and occasional tensions that arise in high-pressure environments.
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The conversation shifts to Seth's ventures outside of SNL, particularly his podcast with his brother Josh Meyers. Amy praises Seth's podcasting skills, commending his ability to engage listeners while maintaining authenticity. They discuss the unique dynamics of Seth's podcast and its impact on male friendships.
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Throughout the episode, Seth opens up about his personal struggles, such as imposter syndrome during his early career at SNL. Amy provides a supportive platform, allowing Seth to express his vulnerabilities, which adds depth to their conversation and highlights the strength of their friendship.
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The episode is peppered with lighthearted banter and playful teasing between Amy and Seth. They joke about Seth's proficiency in keeping conversations flowing during interviews and Amy's propensity to "make him cry." These moments showcase their chemistry and mutual affection.
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As the episode winds down, Amy and Seth reflect on the importance of maintaining strong friendships in the entertainment industry. They emphasize how these relationships provide support and joy amidst the demands of their careers.
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Final Thoughts
This episode of Good Hang with Amy Poehler offers an intimate glimpse into the enduring friendship between Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers. Through a blend of heartfelt reflections and humorous anecdotes, listeners gain insight into their professional journeys, personal bonds, and the laughter that sustains their relationship. The inclusion of candid moments, such as Seth's emotional responses and their playful interactions, makes this episode both engaging and relatable for fans who cherish authentic conversations about friendship and life in comedy.
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Listen to the episode for a deeper dive into the laughter, tears, and genuine connection shared by Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers.