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The 4Knight A Fantasy Musical podcast suitable for all ages. Brought to you by fool and Scholar Productions. Follow Nathaniel the Boar Knight and the friends he meets along his journey as he's bitten by a wereman and must break the curse before the full moon. Listen to the Boar Knight wherever you get your podcasts or learn more@foolandscholar.com.
Child Listener
Pinna.
Adam Gidley
Hi, my name is Adam Gidley. I'm an author. I'm also a storyteller. I like telling all kinds of stories, but I especially like telling grim fairy tales. You may think you know Grimm fairy tales and you may think that they are sweet and boring, but listen, those tales you heard were the cute happy little kid bedtime versions of the Grimm tales. The original Grimm fairy tales aren't like that at all. They're weird and sometimes gross and often scary. In other words, they're grim. And I'm about to walk into a classroom and tell one of the original grim grim tales to a bunch of kids. Do you want to join me? Do you want to hear a grim fairy tale? Let me help you decide. On a scale of Grim, Grimmer and Grimmest, this episode is grim. Nothing too terrible happens. But get ready for some suddenly scary moments. If I get to a part of the story and you start to feel scared or uncomfortable, this is what you could do. You could turn down the volume and count to five. Then turn the volume back up. If it still seems like a part. You don't Want to hear? Just turn the volume down and count to five again. You know how much weird and gross and scary you're ready for? You know what you need? Okay, I'm at the classroom door now. There are kids inside waiting to hear a grim fairy tale. So are you coming in? Grim, Grimmer, Grimace.
Child Listener 2
Let's do it.
Adam Gidley
Y' all ready?
Child Listener 2
Comfortable, everybody?
Child Listener
Yep.
Child Listener 2
You gonna play with your Velcro? No, I will hang.
Child Listener
You got those feathers?
Adam Gidley
This is the second half of the Three Feathers. It was time for the king to announce the final contest. He took out three more feathers and.
King
Announced, the final contest will be to find the most beautiful maiden and bring her to the castle.
Adam Gidley
And the youngest son said, uh. And the middle son said, uh. And the oldest son said, isn't that kind of rude? Alright, tell me, what was he talking about?
Child Listener
So, like, if you. If you, I don't know, go into, like, a place where there's a lot of girls and you pick one that's the beautiful maiden, that's kind of where it's the other girls, because then they're not considered beautiful maidens.
Adam Gidley
The king took the three feathers to the balcony, threw them to the wind, and this time, the youngest son's feather went east again.
Child Listener 2
The middle son's feather went west. And the oldest son's feather went. Where do you think?
Child Listener
10 yards.
Child Listener 2
10 yards? Right by the castle gate.
Child Listener 3
I knew that was it.
Adam Gidley
The oldest son's feather was caught by a gust of wind and it spun around. And again it landed right by the gate of the castle, very near the Toad Lady's door. This time, the youngest and middle sons didn't even bother splitting up. The middle son said, come on.
Child Listener 4
I saw some pretty maidens to the east.
Child Listener 2
And they both walked until they found.
Adam Gidley
The two little girls playing.
Child Listener 3
It's a child. Childs can't get married.
Adam Gidley
The youngest son. The sun leaned over and nudged the middle son. These maidens are like seven years old. I'm nine, one of the girls said indignantly. And then she saw the middle son.
Child Listener 3
Hey, give me back my ring.
Adam Gidley
The middle son said, nonsense.
Child Listener 4
I command you to come to the palace with us.
Child Listener 3
I'm gonna get my dad and tell him you stole my ring and he's gonna beat you up.
Adam Gidley
The younger son and the middle son looked at each other. If he beats us up, we could have him hanged.
Child Listener 4
Yeah, but first he'd beat us up. I have another idea.
Adam Gidley
So the two princes ran away from the little girls. They ran all the way to the west, back to the house of the two old sisters. From which the middle son had stolen the doormat. They burst in and announced, oh, beautiful.
Child Listener 4
Maidens, We've come here to take you to the palace.
Adam Gidley
The two old ladies were thrilled.
Child Listener 3
Oh, just let me get my wig off. Oh, yes. I nearly forgot my teeth.
Adam Gidley
So they led the two old sisters back to the palace. Meanwhile, underground, the oldest son sat across the little table from the toad Lady.
Oldest Son
He said, I need to find a beautiful maiden.
Child Listener 3
I don't think I can help you there.
Adam Gidley
The oldest son waited a beat. Then he said, I think you can.
Child Listener 3
Really? I don't know how.
Adam Gidley
The oldest son said, I'll be right back.
Child Listener
I think he's getting the ring and the rug and maybe doing something with them to turn the frog into a beautiful lady.
Child Listener 2
Interesting.
Child Listener
I think maybe the ring has the conclusion to the story on the rug. And maybe if he tells it, the curse will reverse.
Child Listener 2
Very interesting. The curse will reverse. I love that rhyme. It's such a good rhyme, too.
Adam Gidley
The oldest son returned to the palace. He looked around for his father. But his father was nowhere to be seen. So he tiptoed to his father's room. Quietly, he knocked. No answer. He pushed the door open. There was a shriek of rusty hinges. The oldest son nearly peed himself. But he didn't. He didn't see his father anywhere. He tiptoed across the floor. He heard a horrible groaning sound. It was the floor groaning under his weight. He saw, rolled up under the bed, the carpet the toad lady had given him. He pulled it out. He unrolled it. He looked up and down, its beautiful warp and weft. That means its up and down threads and its side to side threads. And he saw.
King
What are you doing?
Adam Gidley
His father stood in the doorway, looking furious. The oldest son stammered, I was just.
Oldest Son
Looking at this nice carpet.
Child Listener 2
Where were you?
King
I knocked. I was on the toilet.
Child Listener 3
That's the funniest thing I ever heard.
King
Why are you looking at that carpet? Have you found the beautiful maiden yet?
Adam Gidley
The oldest son glanced back at the carpet. Then he said, I think I have. He hurried out of the palace and back to the toad Lady's home. He sat down opposite her at the table and asked, are you sure you.
Oldest Son
Don'T know where I can find a beautiful maiden?
Child Listener 3
She replied, honestly, I have no idea. Why would I lie?
Oldest Son
I don't think you're lying. I think you don't remember.
Adam Gidley
And then he looked at the hideous toad woman. Green with spots of brown, her giant black eyes. And her mouth so wide it could easily swallow him in a single Gulp.
Oldest Son
And he said, may I kiss you?
Child Listener 3
That is so disgusting.
Child Listener
This is why it's a fairy tale. At first, I'm like, this wasn't a fairy tale. But I realized when you kiss in fairy tales, like some people, they're, like, disgusting old. But when you kiss them, they turn into a nice, beautiful woman.
Adam Gidley
Let's find out what the Toad lady said. But he asked again. This time she replied, why would you.
Child Listener 3
Want to kiss me?
Oldest Son
You'll just have to trust me.
Child Listener 3
I mean, I don't mind if you don't.
Adam Gidley
So the oldest son leaned across the table and kissed the Toad lady on her wide, slimy lips. He fell backwards like he'd been hit by a bolt of lightning. That's what it had felt like, an electric shock. It must have felt that way to the Toad lady, too, because she fell backwards out of her chair. And then she started to change. Her big black eyes became smaller. Her wide mouth got not quite so wide. Her black spots became black hair, and her green skin turned not so green anymore. Sitting on the floor, looking stunned, was a very beautiful maiden indeed. The oldest son smiled.
Oldest Son
I hope that would work. Otherwise, I'd just be kissing a Toad Lady.
Adam Gidley
And the maiden who used to be.
Maiden (Toad Lady)
A Toad lady said, would that have been so bad?
Oldest Son
This is better.
Adam Gidley
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Oldest Son
Do you want to tell me how you became a Toad Lady?
Maiden (Toad Lady)
I think you already know. You saw it all on the carpet.
Oldest Son
But you didn't remember anything?
Maiden (Toad Lady)
No, not until just now.
Oldest Son
Will you come to the palace with me?
Adam Gidley
And the maiden, who had taken quite a fancy to the oldest son when she was a Toad lady, replied, I.
Maiden (Toad Lady)
Would go with you anywhere.
Child Listener 2
Sorry, guys. It is. I know it's terrible. Do you think you understand the story? So, like, what do you think happened? What was this thing with the sorcerer and the Toad lady and the. What do you think the backstory is.
Adam Gidley
That the carpet told? Yeah, go ahead.
Child Listener
I think like. Like the. Like, the carpet was telling, like, a story about, like, how the maiden turned into like a flower frog and the.
Child Listener 2
Sorcerer maybe turned her into it.
Adam Gidley
Right?
Child Listener 2
And then what was the way to solve the curse? Kissing through kissing.
Child Listener
True love.
Child Listener 2
True love's kiss or something. Exactly.
Adam Gidley
So the oldest son and the maiden who used to be a toad went to the palace and they arrived just when the youngest and middle sons arrived with their old ladies. The the oldest son saw them and was about to say, this was the.
Oldest Son
Best you can do.
Adam Gidley
But he didn't want to be rude, so he just introduced his brothers to the maiden who used to be a toad. And when his brothers did not introduce him to the old ladies, he introduced himself. That being the polite thing to do. They all went to the throne room together, where the king awaited them with a hoop dangling by a rope that hung from a pulley on the ceiling.
Child Listener 2
What is that?
Adam Gidley
The youngest son demanded. The king replied, well, you asked why.
King
I was making you jump through all these hoops to inherit the kingdom. I thought that was a good idea. So your maidens will not be judged by their beauty.
Child Listener 4
Thank heavens.
Adam Gidley
Sighed the middle son.
King
Instead, they will be judged by their ability to jump through this hoop.
Child Listener 2
Seriously.
Adam Gidley
The youngest son cried. He looked at the two old ladies with him.
Child Listener 2
He wasn't sure they could even see the hoop. They were both squinting in the wrong direction. The king told the youngest son to present his maiden. I like picturing that, right? They're like, it's over there.
Adam Gidley
The king told the youngest son to present his maiden. When the king saw her hobbling forward, he grabbed the end of the rope and lowered the hoop until it was touching the ground. The king said, there.
King
She just has to get through that.
Child Listener 2
But even crawling through the hoop proved.
Adam Gidley
Very difficult for the old lady.
Child Listener 2
And she got it stuck around her midsection and then had one arm on one leg and one leg on one side, the other arm and the other leg on the other side.
Child Listener 3
She was tangled.
Child Listener 2
Yes. It took them all to pry the hoop off of her.
Adam Gidley
Hmm, Said the king.
Child Listener 2
The middle son's maiden went next.
Adam Gidley
She tried to go backwards through the.
Child Listener 2
Hoop butt first, but then she got stuck, which meant her butt was through the hoop and nothing else was. It took them even longer to pry the hoop off of her.
Adam Gidley
The king said finally. The king looked at the healthy and beautiful maiden that the oldest son had brought. He grabbed the rope and pulled, hoisting the hoop so high its top touched the ceiling. The oldest son objected, father, that's impossible. The king replied petulantly, Maybe you should.
King
Have told me that you loved me. More.
Adam Gidley
The oldest son stared balefully at the hoop dangling near the ceiling. He turned to the maiden, who used to be a toad, and said, I'm sorry.
Oldest Son
Let's just leave.
Adam Gidley
But the maiden smirked at him.
Maiden (Toad Lady)
It's really no problem.
Adam Gidley
And he said, huh? But the maiden had already bent her legs, aimed her hands toward the hoop, and she leapt into the air. Or maybe she hopped into the air. She passed gracefully through the hoop and landed on her feet on the ground again.
King
Holy moly.
Child Listener 2
Shout at the king and the youngest son and the middle son and the oldest son all at once. The old ladies didn't shout because they'd been looking in the wrong direction. The maiden, who used to be a toad, sauntered back to the oldest son. She winked at him. How was she able to do that? How was she able to leap, hop.
Adam Gidley
So high in the air?
Child Listener
Because she was used to frogs.
Child Listener 2
She used to be a frog. A toad. Exactly right.
Adam Gidley
The king walked out onto the balcony without a word. His three sons followed him, as did the maiden and the two old ladies. They all watched him and waited anxiously for him to speak. The king sighed. He shook his head. At last, he spoke.
King
My oldest son has won. He will inherit my kingdom.
Adam Gidley
The oldest son broke into a wide grin. The king added quickly, but you will.
King
Never have my blessing or my love.
Child Listener
What does that mean?
Child Listener 2
I won't be happy that you're king, and I will never love you.
Child Listener
Oh, how dare you.
Child Listener 3
That is so rude.
Child Listener
You're a big donkey, you big, big donkey.
Child Listener 2
Okay.
Adam Gidley
Inside the oldest son's chest, his heart shrieked like a rusty hinge. The maiden, who used to be a toad, silently took his hand. The youngest son demanded, what do we get? The king replied, you have performed so.
King
Miserably that your reward will be that you shall marry the maidens you have brought before me, if they'll have you.
Child Listener 3
Oh, we will. We're going to be princesses.
Adam Gidley
The king looked at his oldest and the maiden, who used to be a.
King
Toad, and grumbled, you two can do what you like.
Adam Gidley
The oldest son turned to the maiden.
Oldest Son
Would you marry me?
Child Listener 3
Mmm.
Maiden (Toad Lady)
I'll have to think about it, she said.
Adam Gidley
But then she winked.
Child Listener
She was kidding.
Child Listener 2
Will she marry him?
Maiden (Toad Lady)
Yes.
Child Listener
Yes, yes.
Adam Gidley
So the wedding of the three sons was held, and all the kingdom was invited. But as the feast was being cooked, the oldest son snuck into the kitchen and told the chef.
Oldest Son
I forbid you from using any salt in this meal.
Adam Gidley
The chef said, but it'll taste terrible.
Child Listener 4
Meat needs salt. Without salt, the flavor of the meat is Lost.
Oldest Son
Do as I say. You'll be glad you did.
Adam Gidley
As the guests sat down to the wedding feast, huge platters of food were.
Child Listener 2
Brought out before them.
Adam Gidley
But no sooner had they begun to eat than they began to choke and spit their food out on their plates. The king pushed his dinner away from him.
King
This is revolting. What is the meaning of this? It's as if it has no.
Adam Gidley
And then he looked up at his oldest son, and the king said, salt.
Child Listener
What did the king realize he meant like now? I realized that the sons were kind of lying.
Adam Gidley
Realized about what?
Child Listener 2
The oldest son.
Child Listener
He realized that in the first round, he realized he loved his dad so much.
Adam Gidley
Tears began to fall from the king's eyes, and he got up and walked around the table until he stood beside his oldest son. He threw his arms around him and held him tight and said.
King
I did not understand, but now I do. If it's not too late, I would like to give you my blessing and my love.
Adam Gidley
And the king quite nervously asked, may.
King
I have your love in return?
Adam Gidley
To which his oldest son replied, you've.
Oldest Son
Always had it, Father. You have always had it.
Adam Gidley
And salt shakers were brought to the tables, and the feast was enjoyed by all. And everyone lived happily ever after, except for the two younger brothers. But the old ladies had a ball. The. And then she started to change.
Child Listener
She gaggled and gaggled.
Child Listener 3
I'm a beautiful lady.
Child Listener
That's me. I don't like this juicy romantic stuff.
Child Listener 2
I've never heard of romantic stuff being called juicy before, but I get it.
Child Listener
Really.
Child Listener 2
That makes it even grosser.
Child Listener
I always love it.
Child Listener 2
You always call it juicy.
King
It's all juicy.
Child Listener 2
So weird.
Child Listener
Everything is juicy.
Child Listener 2
Everything is juicy. I didn't know that.
Adam Gidley
Grim Grimmer Grimmest is a Pena Original production Created, written and narrated by me, Adam Gidwitz, Author of A Tale Dark and Grim Produced and edited by Kalin West Field Recording by Julia Martin Casting, voice direction, sound design and mixing by Kaelyn West Associate Producer Rebecca Cunningham Executive produced by Carly Milori Production support by Devin Shepherd Characters voiced by Jalen Askins, Jonathan Cruz Lee Joel Scott, Kevin Northman, Anne Scobie and Charlotte Wilson Langley. Special thanks to all the kids in Staten island and Brooklyn who joined us for our storytelling sessions. You guys are awesome.
Episode: The Three Feathers (Part II)
Host: Adam Gidwitz
Date: September 25, 2025
In this lively and imaginative retelling, Adam Gidwitz continues “The Three Feathers,” a classic Grimm fairy tale, with an energetic classroom audience of kids. The episode focuses on the conclusion of the brothers’ quest to inherit their father’s kingdom, blending humor, audience commentary, and insightful asides. As always, the show’s signature tone mixes playfulness with the classic weirdness and darkness of the original tales, inviting children to predict plot twists and share their reactions.
Funny, Insightful, and Iconic:
The episode is playful, irreverent, and interactive, with Gidwitz’s narration balancing drama with tongue-in-cheek humor. Children’s voices provide real-time reactions, doubts, and jokes, offering both comic relief and sharp insights into the story’s themes of love, value, and family reconciliation.
In this hilarious, heartfelt episode, Adam Gidwitz and his young co-hosts dissect the final arc of “The Three Feathers”—from magical transformations and comically unsuitable maidens to a king’s grudging acceptance and a final, loving reconciliation between father and son. With lively kid commentary and just the right dash of gross-out fairy tale weirdness, the episode delivers moral lessons, belly laughs, and plenty of “juicy” fairy tale moments.