On this episode of H3 After Dark LIVE Ethan is back and his GERD levels are LOW! Together we take some calls from a BDSM couple, a follow up from sniff, and a guy who broke his dick doing bumper cars. We also watch too many videos to list, but highlights include:

Little girl hurled in air after kite mishap
AI Ian is upset about Rocky 4 directors cut removing Paulie’s robot
Guy at baseball game cant stop puking on himself
And if that wasn't enough here is another…
Insane video of LAPD cops letting an absolutely HAMMERED drunk driver walk away with no charges
Another pretty excellent intoxicated driver vid
R Kelly Protege drops the “age is nothing but a number” on some 15 year old he had just flashed
On the topic of absolute unabashed fucking creeps, security smells girl's butt at private gym
Spider-Man tries to back flip at children's birthday party, slams into concrete
Eat the poo poo
I'm not gay no more
Subway Creatures:
Lady cutting toenails on train
Godzilla rat snatched to Hell
Someone made a Satan cock and left it on the train
Dude in purple hat hates Christmas
Gate teaches girl a lesson
Spiderman loses his powers on subway

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