HARLEY IS BACK FROM SHAMBHALA - H3 After Dark #83

Summary

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H3 After Dark #83

Episode Title: HARLEY IS BACK FROM SHAMBHALA
Date: July 30, 2026
Host: Ethan Klein (absent, but referenced), with guests Harley Morenstein ("Epic Meal Time") and regulars Kate and David
Topic: Harley’s wild return from Shambhala festival, rave and festival culture, backstage chaos, inside jokes, WNBA drama, AI conspiracies, and more

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Episode Overview

This episode welcomes Harley Morenstein back from his chaotic trip to the legendary Shambhala music festival. The hosts, with regulars Kate and David, deep-dive into Harley's rave adventures, food oddities, hilarious mishaps, and festival lore—with diversions into WNBA gossip, AI paranoia, influencer culture, and their own brand of improvisational insanity. This is classic H3: irreverent, oversharing, and packed with memes.

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Harley's Shambhala Recap

[00:39 – 16:45]

• Harley Rejoins the Show:
  "Harley's alive, everybody." (A, 00:39)
  Harley returns, claiming he’s “dumber” after Shambhala, his “farm.” He jokes about the impact on his brain, spotty internet, and missing the show.

• Festival Antics & AB Lore:
  Harley and AB attended together—AB, usually straight-laced, surprised everyone by partaking in more festival “activities” (drugs, adventure) than expected.
  Harley shares, “He took a liking to things people get caught up on at their first rave… stuff I avoid” (C, 04:09).
  Harley's rule: Avoid drugs that “rhyme with jolly” (i.e., molly) because, “if you’re already the big cummy man, you don’t want to take the big cummy drug” (C, 04:30).

• Fan Interactions:
  H3 fans were everywhere, excited to see AB.
  “Every time he took a picture... they all did the same thing, ‘What did AB take? You can tell me. I won't snark’” (C, 03:10).

• AB’s Rave Experience:
  Harley: “He was really like, first raver, baby girl” (C, 04:03).
  Ethan jokes: “You have to surrender to the process, right? And just... and do coke, you know?” (A, 06:40)

• Survival Tactics:
  On the importance of water while raving:
  Harley: “I was big on water. Grab your water bottle. No, we gotta fill up our water bottles!” (C, 03:42).

• Food Drama:
  Harley reveals their “supplies” got depleted fast, mostly because AB “ran through all the Monsters and Dr. Peppers” and favored “ketchup chips”—a Canadian staple (C, 12:44).
  On AB’s shopping habits: “He didn’t grab anything. Not the best at shopping.” (C, 11:38)

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Shambhala Logistics & Festival Food

[08:48 – 16:45]

• Food at Shambhala:
  “The food situation is insanely good—and expensive.” (C, 09:12)
  Shout-out to Canadian favorites like donair and poutine.
  Festival food-vendor competition: “If you don’t deliver... you don’t come back next year.” (9:51)

• Camping Upgrades:
  This year’s experience was "clamping," not camping, with “artist section” privileges: “air conditioning, a toilet, power,” as opposed to trekking half a mile for anything (C, 14:08).

• “Rave Mom” Culture:
  Festival tip: Go with a “rave mom”—someone who brings band-aids, hand sanitizer, Narcan, and test strips:
  “She always, like, her basket was part of her outfit... inside is like, band aids, hand sanitizer, water, drug test strips, Narcan... all that.” (C, 15:20)

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Notable Shambhala Moments & H3 Lore

[17:19 – 27:28]

• Shambhala Special:
  Totems quoting “dump them out” and “H3 family” love everywhere.

• Safety and Real Talk:
  A somber bit—a woman went missing after Shambhala, prompting a quick PSA about reporting any sightings: “Super sad, super worrisome... I never heard of something like this [at Shambhala] before.” (C, 19:28)
  [Missing persons info and police tip line provided.]

• AB Calls In:
  AB calls in after seeing “fake news” in chat: “For the record… we’re square on yerba mates. But where’s all my cocaine?” (C, 22:19)
  “Pizza is better than cocaine.” (A/C, 22:53)

• Post-Festival Aftercare:
  Harley: "It was a five-day date.” (A, 24:55)
  On AB’s festival attire: “My straight man, but damn, I got a real Shambhala baddie with me right now.” (C, 24:55)

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Festivals, Gathering of the Juggalos & Epic Meal Time

[25:40 – 54:39]

• Harley Plots Gathering of the Juggalos Content:
  Jokes about shutting the show down for everyone to go to Shambhala. Plans an H3 “camp” for next year; fantasizes about H3 at Gathering of the Juggalos.

• Epic Meal Time Throwback:
  Harley and crew do a live watch/reaction to the “Insane Clown Taffy” Epic Meal Time video (45:00–54:00)—reminiscing about Internet legend status and wild costume ideas.
  “Sugar Bear” emerges as a possible Juggalo alter ego for Harley.

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Drugs, Tech, and Influencer Culture

[59:54 – 1:06:30]

• On Drugs at Festivals:
  Harley plays F/M/K with ketamine, molly, acid: “Kill Molly. We don’t need that big cummy energy... marry ketamine because it’s the only one I’d be able to look at every day.” (C, 1:00:12)

• Meta Glasses and Filming Consent:
  Harley extols the simplicity of Meta (Ray-Ban) glasses for “recording through your eyes.”
  Talks about how festival communities react to phones and “influencers,” balancing documentation vs. respecting the vibe:
  “I never want to invade what’s going on by behaving like an influencer 100%.” (C, 37:50)

• AI-Influencer Conspiracies:
  Brief segment on TikTok trends being used to train AI:
  “I must have said it on my lesser podcast… about how they use it to check intonation, because AI can’t get the intonation of words.” (C, 126:34)
  David: “I've never gotten an audition like this before.” (B, 128:05)

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H3 Banter: Bits, Food, WNBA Drama, and More

[1:06:30 – END (~2:55:00)]

• Burning Man and Festival Comparisons:
  Harley contrasts Shambhala to Burning Man—less grueling at Shambhala: “Burning Man is a crazier, harder undertaking.” (C, 1:07:23)
  On Burning Man: “Not even ash from a cigarette can go on the ground… if you drop something, people pick it up. Moop is a thing—Matter Out Of Place.” (C, 110:04)

• Inner Circle Festival Lore:
  “Poop dollar” explained—classic fest prank, and other bits like people using fishing rods to mess with ravers.

• Festival Characters:
  Harley recounts meeting “DJ Susan” and hilarious encounters with flamboyant festival personalities.
  “You met the sickest guy... pick up this phone, call me... we best bros right now.” (C, 90:36)
  “There’s a DJ called ‘DJ Fart in the Club’—I think she’s an Asian girl—she’s really sick!” (C, 97:41)

• On Sober Raving:
  Harley recounts going both high and sober to Montreal’s Stereo afterhours club—enjoyed himself both ways: “I had the same experience... but when I was sober, instead of creative musings, I’m thinking, ‘How many calories have I burned?’” (C, 104:22)
  Conclusion: “Festivals are fun sober, but the soul...the real ones like both.”

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WNBA Drama & Sophie Cunningham

[1:38:25 – 1:65:00]

• Hot gossip:
  Harley and Kate recap explosive drama between WNBA players Dijonai Carrington and former girlfriend/teammate Teaira McCowan (Melissa), now involving others.
  Cheating, public callouts, and party banishments go down—screenshots and TikToks referenced.
  "We told you! We told you so." (C, 141:03)

• Sophie Cunningham Segment:
  Discussion pivots to Indiana Fever's Sophie Cunningham and her comments against trans women in sports.
  They break down why her public stance is harmful, the broader anti-trans panic, and how it plays into conservative culture wars.

  • Harley: “I don’t think this is a transphobic person. I think this is a person who’s out of touch...” (C, 156:39)
  • Kate: “She is choosing to be contrarian to all of that and be ignorant… she is malicious, she’s doing it selfishly.” (A, 1:62:19)

• Personal Reflection:
  Harley and Kate debate where “the line” is on gender, sports, and children, agreeing that it’s over-politicized and used as a bludgeon against the vulnerable.

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Best Quotes & Moments

• On Festival Drugs:
  “If you’re already the big cummy man, you don’t want to take the big cummy drug.” (C, 04:30)

• On Water at Festivals:
  “Grab your water bottle. No, we gotta fill up…” (C, 03:42)

• Camping Realism:
  “You go to the outhouse and every single time, you’re always like, oh, something’s wrong with these people.” (C, 80:01)

• Festival Bits:
  “There was a 1950s diner... in the desert... they take your order, and no matter what you get, they bring you a grilled cheese.” (C, 114:21)

• On Influencer Culture:
  “I never want to invade what’s going on by behaving like an influencer 100%.” (C, 37:50)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [00:39] – Harley’s return, Shambhala overview
• [03:10] – H3 fans interrogating Harley about AB
• [08:48] – Festival food breakdown
• [14:08] – “Clamping” artist-area privileges at Shambhala
• [17:19] – PSA on missing woman from festival
• [22:19] – AB calls in to clarify “fake news” and settle snacks/cocaine bartering
• [25:40] – H3 at Gathering of the Juggalos/“Sugar Bear”
• [31:08] – Meta glasses & privacy at festivals
• [45:00] – Epic Meal Time “Insane Clown Taffy” video and reaction (~10m segment)
• [59:54] – Drugs F/M/K and festival etiquette
• [80:01] – Rant on festival outhouses
• [110:04] – Burning Man and “moop” (Matter Out of Place)
• [126:34] – Viral TikTok trends as AI-training data
• [141:03] – Confirmation of WNBA cheating drama
• [156:28] – Sophie Cunningham and anti-trans commentary/analysis
• [165:21] – Drawing lines in debates about gender and sports
• [170:42] – Fantasy class alignments for H3 cast/festival attendees
• [181:25] – Harley's favorite festival DJ sets

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Episode Tone & Style

• Loose, comedic, irreverent
• Frequent tangents, playful in-jokes (e.g., “big cummy man”, “Sugar Bear”, “poop dollar”)
• Honest takes on drugs, festival life, and messy friendships
• Sharp but nuanced analysis of festival culture and issues (trans rights, influencer ethics)
• Openly self-mocking about their age, priorities, and gross food habits

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Good to Know

• Visuals Not Required: Most stories require no video; audio listeners won’t miss pivotal context.
• References explained: “Big cummy man”—Harley’s meme persona; “Sugar Bear”—Juggalo nickname generator output, now running joke.
• Anyone new will feel “caught up” on H3 inside jokes, thanks to repeated explanations.

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Summary Takeaways

• Shambhala and similar festivals are a wild, enchanting, sometimes gross blend of hedonism, survival skills, and genuine human connection.
• Harley and AB’s dynamic is pure buddy-comedy gold: incessant teasing, snack heists, and dodging “rumors” about their relationship.
• Behind the irreverence, the hosts show true care—about festival safety, trans rights, workplace fairness, and each other.
• The show provides an unusually honest look into the intoxicating chaos of both internet culture and festival life.

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Memorable outro:
“Eat seven cans of ravioli, do coke, get 30,000 steps in a day, and dance for 70 hours—you’re gonna lose all your muscle, too, though.” (C, 175:02)

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Transcript

[A]

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[B]

2.

[A]

Harley's alive, everybody.

[C]

I'm back. I'm dumber.

[A]

More holes in the brain.

[C]

My Internet is worse. Is it. Am I coming through? Am I coming through bad? I feel like I'm coming through all blocky, weird.

[A]

No, you're okay. On my. Okay, good.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

We look. We look bad on my end, I

[A]

will say, David, he looks way too small.

[B]

Oh, you're right.

[C]

So that's what's been going. I, I, I left David. You shrinking me like that.

[A]

There we go. There we go,

[C]

Everybody, I'm back.

[A]

Everybody. Miss you so much. Myself included. How was it? How was it on the farm, as you say?

[C]

It's pretty.

[A]

It's pretty.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty. AB's an idiot.

[A]

AB totally ruined it. I am so surprised how many drugs he did. Good for him.

[C]

I'm, I'm. Yeah, I didn't know he was gonna talk about all that because you know what's really funny? And there is a bunch of stuff that I, I've been trying to parse through what I could share here because AB was very. Because I, I'm the type of person. I would have had a billion Instagram stories up.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

AB was like, you don't share anything until the video.

[A]

Oh, wow. Okay.

[C]

Keep it under small pieces. Let me see first. No, you're not posting that.

[A]

Oh, my God. He had you locked down. I love that.

[C]

Yeah, he did. He did have. He wanted all the content locked up, but there's some. A couple stories and stuff that I, I think we could share here.

[A]

Yeah. What.

[C]

What was interesting is

[A]

a B still horse from it.

[C]

A B. I didn't know he was gonna say what he did or didn't do, but every single H3 family person that saw me there, like, they were like, yo. And I had to go up to him, and obviously I'm like. I'm like, yeah, just being AB's here. How crazy is that? AB is right here and they're all,

[A]

like, so nuts because they're all out of their mind.

[C]

So crazy that he's here. I'm like, how Great. You want to picture with abh. You want to picture with Abdullah and like, I, I every single time. And then every time he would take a picture, whatever, step away. They all did the same thing. Yeah. It's a beyond

[A]

every single person.

[C]

What's he doing? Did AB take anything? What did he take? You can tell me. I'm not snark.

[A]

I would. I won't say anything.

[C]

I'm not snarky.

[A]

Hey,

[C]

I know. They needed to know. They literally wanted to know so bad. And I had. I had the best answer every time. I was like, I'll tell you one thing. He didn't drink at all.

[A]

That's all you need to know.

[C]

Could tell you that right now. He didn't. He didn't have a drink of anything.

[A]

Like, no booze, no water.

[C]

A lot of water. I was. I was big. I was big on water. That was the one thing that I think I kept trying to. A hammer. When we'd leave the place, like, we'd leave our. Our. Our ends to go to this. The spots. I'd be like, all right, grab your water bottle. He's like, no, I'll grab some water there. Like, I was like, take. No, we gotta fill up our water bottles.

[A]

Good job. Good.

[C]

But he was. He was really like, first raver, baby girl.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, he was. He, like. There were some. Some things that people get caught up on in their first raves and he. He took a liking to them.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Stuff that I completely avoid, actually, because you're seasoned well. I just. I don't mess with a drug or anything that rhymes with jolly.

[A]

Oh, interesting. Okay. And why is that. Why is that not for you?

[C]

If you're already the big cummy man, you don't want to take the big cummy drug.

[A]

The one that's like, I want to touch everybody.

[C]

Exactly. You need the, like, the Buffalo Bill in silence of the lounge. I'm like,

[A]

rubbing your nipples at the fractal Forest. No one needs that.

[C]

No one needs that

[A]

Harley on Molly. The Fraggle Forest. Oh, my God.

[C]

But AB was such a soldier. Yeah, there's. There are times where, like, music's going so hard and there's just freaks everywhere. It's weird o'. Clock. I'm there, like. And I would, like the music going crazy. I would grab a be. This happened like, a hundred times. I would grab the back of his neck and I was like, if Ethan Klein was here right now, he'd be himself.

[A]

He was like.

[C]

I told him. I was like, literally shaking him. I was like, imagine Ethan Klein here right now. What would happen. What would happen to that man's bones? He'd be all over the floor, right? Or I'd be like, we'd be like, doing a laser show. And I'd be like, dude, next year, imagine how crazy would it be. Tamara on acid, right there, right here. Would that freak you out?

[A]

Just rolling, just tripping balls right next to you?

[C]

And I did. I did. And I. I did tell him. I did tell him multiple times that I was like, you're the guy. You're the guy to do this for sure.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I was like. And I don't. I don't think. Not for lack of them being able to do it if they locked in, but just be able to. Who can come in effortlessly do it. I'm like, you. I'm like, kate can for sure do this. I was like, kate can come here and do it. You'd be able to do it. It's just.

[A]

I think, yeah, I'd be able to. But there's.

[C]

There's like a men. There's a mentality to it where you just have, like, exposure to lots of people and weird situations, and if you can manage to laugh at it and roll with it.

[A]

True. Yeah.

[C]

It would work.

[A]

You have to surrender to it. It feels like you have to surrender to the. The process. Right. And just.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

And do coke, you know?

[C]

Yeah. I also. That's another drug. I don't really with that much, even though I love joking about it.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay. When you already think you're the sickest guy, you don't want to take the drug that makes you think you're the sickest guy.

[A]

Your ego couldn't handle that.

[C]

Yeah. Like, it's not good.

[A]

It's not good for people.

[C]

You need a little bit of coke. I'd be like, just get the. Out of here. This music sucks. I want to go home, smoke cigarettes and argue with my dad.

[A]

Be cool in Canada.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Out of here. Oh, my God. Well, that's awesome.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah, it was good. It was also the amount of family love, like H3 family people there. It was so. Was impressive and. And interesting.

[A]

And that makes sense, I think. Yeah. That. That. That tracks for me. Yeah.

[C]

There's a. There's a totem with your brother saying there the quote that I said, dump them out. Like, that's. That's really, really crazy. Like, a lot of people were talking about the totem. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. I sent that to him and my sister, and they were. They were thrilled by that. So.

[C]

Yeah. That means you and David, you go to Shambhala, you'd have a good ass time.

[A]

David.

[C]

People would make sure of it.

[A]

David. Getting gaped at Shambhala.

[C]

David, you want to get gaped on Shambhala.

[B]

Yeah, totally.

[C]

Well, I haven't been able to assess fully. I. I don't know. But I think. I think David is. And he can correct me if I'm wrong. David is type of guy that would just at a certain point be like, you know, I'm gonna go to bed now. He like, you know what? I'm going to bed.

[A]

Yeah, you know what?

[C]

I'm going to bed.

[A]

I'm going to bed. I see that. I mean, I feel like if I were sober, I would be the same way. And I would also be very worried about you guys. When I heard. When I heard you guys ran out of supplies, I was like, listen, if I was there, we would not have run out of supplies. Mac and cheese, which looks.

[C]

Let me. Let me tell you something. First of all, that Mac and cheese actually sold. Sells out the first day. It's a hit there. People love it. I.

[A]

The only reason it's a festival of white people. What?

[C]

Yeah, I. I usually get pasta because it's a faster line. A couple things. The Shambhala food situation is insanely good. It is expensive, though.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But it is insanely good. So you get donair, which is huge in Canada. You get.

[A]

Is that like kebab?

[C]

Yeah, it's like. And just the way they spice it up and. And do it up on the east coast of Canada has made it very, very popular. Yeah, obviously poutine from La poutinery. It's great. These great mini donuts. There's this jerk chicken place and all these places. You don't just get it by the highest bidder. It's like a lottery amongst many options of places that can go. And if you don't deliver when you're there, you don't come back the next year.

[A]

Oh, smart.

[C]

So all of these places to eat at are like literally 10 on 10. They're really good. But the price. The price is very high.

[A]

Okay?

[C]

Now, when we went there, I told ab. I said, I'm. I'm a very savage, idiotic man. So what I do.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Is I like to get ravioli and eat nine. Nine cans of ravioli.

[A]

Like, like, like Chef Boyardee.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Hell yeah.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. So I tried.

[B]

Shout the out Chef Boyard. Hell yeah, dude.

[C]

After dark. RV next year.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Let's go, dude. I would put them in the microwave and then I would just dump, like, cheddar cheese on top of it.

[A]

I never did cheese on top.

[C]

And we did have a microwave, but I didn't. I didn't utilize it.

[A]

Were you eating them cold?

[C]

Yeah, I just popped the top off.

[B]

That's.

[C]

That's wild.

[A]

I've done that. I've never absolutely done that.

[C]

It's really not. It's not that crazy. The worst thing that could happen is sometimes there's like a little touch of a metal taste maybe.

[A]

Yeah, a little. It's a little tinny that the microwave gets out.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

[A]

Little flakes from the can opener.

[B]

It's fine.

[A]

Oh, Beefaroni, though. Beefaroni is my. That's the one I like better. But we went.

[C]

We went to. We went to. We went to Walmart and I told him, like, we got there and I grabbed. I grabbed some gummies and high juice candies I liked. I grabbed my ravioli for every day. I grabbed chips. Yeah. And I told them, and I was

[A]

like, I'm co. Tdn.

[C]

I'm very savage person here.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So I know you're not hungry. You got to grab everything you want now. So I grabbed. I grabbed monsters. I told him I like to have like three. Three sodas a day. Dr. Peppers. So, you know. Okay, love. Him didn't grab anything.

[A]

He didn't.

[C]

No, he didn't get anything. And I told him a couple times again. So I also was like, not the best at shopping myself also. So when we. Well, this is also the moment when I was like, so what's up? We putting food on Ethan. And A.B. was like, we didn't.

[A]

I didn't.

[C]

We didn't have a talk with him yet about this. And I was like, all right, what's the per diem? And he's like, we don't have that. I'm like, we guys don't have per diem. Oh, there's no, like, written pre existing.

[A]

So we just blow.

[C]

He was like, yeah. I was like, you're gonna. You're gonna. You're gonna just pay for your. Pay for your own. All your own food on this work trip. And he was like, yeah. I was like, okay, let me pay for everything. And I'm gonna. I'm gonna bring it to Ethan. Itemized, bro. We're Give him a. We're going to give him a run for his money.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Yeah. But he didn't. He didn't grab. So then. Then the second day, bro drank all my monsters, drank all my Dr. Peppers, and it's it's cool. They're for us. They were for both of us.

[A]

Sure. Yeah.

[C]

He ran through that dude. He ran through Dr. Peppers faster than me. He ran. He didn't. He didn't want the ravioli, though. That's good.

[A]

That's good.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You gotta get something disgusting.

[C]

Gummies, ketchup chips. Oh, Ab. Eight, nine bags of ketchup chips.

[A]

I don't know if I've ever had ketchup chips.

[C]

You're up.

[A]

I have put ketchup on chips.

[C]

Yes. Do you understand that you're missing out on the best. This is the best chip flavor.

[A]

Ketchup. I'm sure it's amazing.

[C]

Always, always ketchup and chips. Yeah. So this is. Yeah, we gotta fight you. We gotta do. Yeah, we got to do the Canada thing. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

We got to do the Canada snacks. What the is going on? We gotta restart. We'll restart that. I don't know. I never got my snacks.

[B]

I still have my. They're probably stale by now.

[C]

I ate all my. I ate all mine right away.

[A]

You can get yours wherever. You can get yours wherever. So AB Ate all your. We're learning some. Some serious lore here.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. A.B. well, we.

[A]

We.

[C]

He and I ate all the. Together. But he definitely didn't bring it. But he was being a little dramatic. No supplies. Like. Like, we're the way. The way. We did Shambhala. This guy is actually like, was. Was babied and blessed.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

We were in the artist section. So we're right next to Shambhala. Yes. Last year I had like a 12 minute walk. Like, it was like. And like, that's like a brisk walk.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So if you forget something like, oh, my sweater. 30 minutes back and forth. Sucks. It's no work. It's not happening. This. We were right next to it. We had air conditioning. We had a toilet we could piss in in the rv. We had power. Normally, like, I'm charging my phone with solar panel things stuck on the tree. I have to walk 10 minutes to take rushing it or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Camping. Camping for real.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had it like. We. We were really like, clamping. We were hooked up.

[A]

So I'm gonna need that if. If I'm going next time.

[C]

Well, yeah, definitely. Definitely. I'm already putting together a document because we're gonna have to have like. We're gonna have to have like four RVs and have like a little. A little section. That's what they do is they get a bunch area.

[A]

Listen. Yeah. You go camping with me, you're not gonna. You're not gonna be eating ravioli out of a can. I've seen people say

[C]

from me, well,

[A]

we can do it together. I saw people saying, I would be a rave mom. I don't know what that is, but

[C]

I mean, it is. You'd come with like a. Like one of like a Christina. One of the first people I went to Shambhala with. She was a great rave mom. She always, like, her basket was part of her outfit.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

So she was wearing something like. Maybe it's like an old fashioned with like a big hat type thing. She would have this like, old weaved basket and all these like, little cute chickens along the edge of it and stuff. And inside is like, band aids, hand sanitizer, water, drug test strips.

[A]

Right. Stress strips, Narcan.

[C]

Exactly. All that.

[A]

I love that. I love that. That would definitely be me.

[C]

Yeah, I. I actually think, like, rave mom wise, there's. There's a couple of solid rave moms within the H3 Enterprise.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Galia also make a great RA. But. But you would definitely be able to tell that she's stressed about everyone's behavior.

[A]

Disappointed. Very disappointed in everyone's behavior. Dan would be a great rave mom as well. I think he would. He. He's good at anticipating every disaster. Yeah, he would be ready for it for sure.

[C]

Dan's one of those guys that I'm like. I think he would excel the most here. Loose solo.

[A]

No. No responsibilities, no people to slow him

[C]

down or to wait for or anything. And just. He would. He would. He would fly through that whole. Whole thing.

[A]

Oh, he'd have so much fun. Why don't we just shut down the show and everyone goes to Shambhala next year.

[C]

Why are you laughing?

[A]

Just shut down for a week. I mean, put it in the doc. Put it in your document that you're definitely creating. Yeah, it totally exists.

[C]

Let me. Hold on, let me put it amongst. Let me just.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Name my document here.

[A]

Here we go. Yep.

[C]

Good.

[B]

Just.

[C]

I put it with my. And just move it into the folder with all my guys. Big man.

[A]

It's a really full folder.

[C]

Hey, David. That was fast.

[A]

That's what you named was. Who did that? Is that Wolfie? Yeah.

[C]

Big cummy man.

[A]

Wolfie.

[C]

You're already the big cummy man. You don't want to take the big cummy drug.

[A]

It's just so true. It's so true. Before we go further with the fun Shambhala stuff, we do want to stop and. And talk about the fact that there is a woman who is missing who was at Shambhala originally. There were two women who couldn't be found. One has been found and there is still a woman named Kayla Boaver, which is how you say it in French. I don't know if that's how she says it. She's 28 years old. She was last seen two days ago, July 27th.

[C]

The last day.

[A]

That's the last day. Okay. That was around 2:15am she is a paramedic and goes to a lot of festivals so people are finding it pretty unusual that she's missing. She has a twin sister. I can't even imagine how she's feeling. Who apparently received two calls from Bovaire shortly before she was last seen. But she was asleep and so she didn't get the calls. The festival says it's working closely with rcmp, is at the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. The Mounties.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, cool.

[C]

Yeah, they're very tied in with the festival there.

[A]

That's good. And so they're working together and we do have from Reddit there was a. Some sort of a report that had an unconfirmed sighting that said she was spotted at a Starbucks drive through in Mount Vernon with a man and appeared very nervous. She was wearing a red hoodie which was not what she left in. And the man she was with was wearing a black shirt with the word Cookies in blue font on it. Again, that's unconfirmed. But if you live near that Starbucks or if you know something, if you've seen something, say something. This is the, the police. The phone number that you should call if you see her, if you know anything, if you know someone who knows her. Yeah, that's horrible thing. And hopefully she is found safe very, very, very soon. But keep your eyes open.

[C]

So, so bad for everyone. No answers.

[A]

She.

[C]

Yep. Apparently all of her stuff was left at camp and you. Everyone clears out like the whole place crazy. So someone. It's so unlikely. Someone must have. I don't know, I don't know who knows. But yeah, keep an eye out. It's super sad, super worrisome and this is really unlike anything I've heard happening there before. At least since I've been. Yeah, I never heard of something like this. So yeah, I'm sure everyone that knows her is super worried. And yeah, there's the number there if you know any information.

[A]

That's crazy that all of her stuff was left behind. That's, that's really, that's very nerve wracking

[C]

because you're like why, what Happened. You know that like, anyways, hoping for the best. Yeah.

[A]

They say she wouldn't leave with just a random person because she's very used to this stuff. But I hope. I hope she's okay. Everybody keep your eyes open. If you're in that area and see something, say something. Obviously, I did find a couple little sillies. This is someone posting I. This is apparently a gay man named Colt posting after his first 15 minutes at Shambhala. We're gonna do a hard turn here, guys, to some stupid. So I'm trying to pat it just a little bit. Just patting it a little bit. Here is Colt's first review of Shambhala. I've been a Shambhala for 15 minutes and I already nutted in somebody's son. So shout out to Colt.

[C]

I hope me talking about ab.

[A]

Harley on AB. Literally, man. There we go. Hey. Oh, my God. AB's in chat and says there's a lot of fake news.

[C]

Oh, it's true. I didn't. I didn't, I didn't. Abhay, dude. And he tried.

[A]

He's behind. He still thinks we're talking about the food and he's coming in right at this part. That's so funny. Ab, if you want to call in and dispel any rumors that Harley is spreading, please feel free to hop on behind David if you're in the studio. Hello? Yes.

[C]

Am I live on air? Yeah, yeah, Everyone hears you.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

For some reason, my Starkill account only let me send one message and I didn't know the chat was behind when I said this is fake news. You guys are talking about the missing girl. That is not fake news. I was talking about a lot of the Walmart discussions, so I apologize about that. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just want to clarify that real quick. Yeah, yeah, I guess. I guess I'll let you guys go. But I really needed to clarify that.

[A]

Oh, no, don't worry.

[C]

We thought those monsters were mine. For the record, there was. There must have been a misunderstanding with the monsters.

[A]

The monsters were for.

[C]

Hey, I also. I drank one of his. One of his yerba mates, but he also drank one of my yerba mates.

[A]

Wow, that's true.

[C]

So we're square on yerba mates? Yes, that part where we are square. But where's all my cocaine? You want to know the truth? Yeah, I gave it away for two slices of pizza on the last day. Oh, very smart.

[A]

Smart bartering.

[C]

Very smart.

[A]

We love that.

[C]

Pizza is better than cocaine. Pizza is better than cocaine. What?

[A]

You said break a leg I had a great show.

[C]

Yeah, did. And be honest. Be honest. Did we. Did we each other at Shambhala? Not that I recall. I think we may have used the company card at Walmart though. But the rest of the time I think you paid.

[A]

Yeah, perfect.

[C]

We'll have to check the statements. Yeah, we'll check the statements. Would you like to make a statement right now? But if I you or not.

[A]

Check the documents. It depends.

[C]

Are we gonna do that?

[A]

Merch.

[C]

We want some merch. Harley and Ab didn't have sex at Jambala.

[A]

I love that. Yeah, I love that.

[C]

A good shirt. I up dolla at Shambhala is a good shirt. It does rhyme.

[A]

It does. It is a good one.

[C]

All right, talk to you soon. All right, goodbye.

[A]

Love you.

[C]

Bye.

[A]

Now, I don't think anybody in chat thought he was dismissing the poor missing girl. We thought that he was talking about Harley nutting in him.

[C]

I said I didn't, not him. And he's like, fake news.

[A]

Yeah, that's what I thought it was. So, Ab, No, I don't think anybody thought that you were being dismissive of that girl. So don't worry about that.

[C]

Yeah, and I'll make sure that no one thinks. Yeah, and I'll make sure no one thinks that we. We.

[A]

Yeah, just keep saying.

[C]

I kept trying to film. I was. I would go film Ab and he'd like, look at the camera and I'd be like, not gonna. You stop looking at me with those eyes. Like a little. He was like a little bulletproof vest on. Cowboy hat on Molly.

[A]

A bullet vest?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, a cowboy hat. He's like looking at. At me and I'm like, stop trying. You gotta stop trying to me right now. Also, whenever Ab went and bought me a water or something, yeah, I was like, I'm straight, man, but damn, I got a real Shambhala baddie with me right now. Look at my little Shambhala baddie with his bulletproof vest and cowboy hat. A yerba mate for me.

[A]

You guys were on like a five day date. Yeah, that was a long. That was a long trip. Literally. Figuratively.

[C]

However long you think it was, it was a thousand times longer for him. Yeah, I'm sure long. It was so long.

[A]

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[C]

and I. I came back. I hit the ground running. Instantly started harassing Ethan about the gathering of the jugglers.

[A]

I saw that. Wait, let's look that up. Is that gonna be bad for just a. Scroll through. Gathering of The Juggalos Wednesday, August 19, 2026 to Saturday, August 22 all right. Gathering of the Juggalos. Juggalos. It's happening in Missouri.

[C]

Yeah, it's the first time. It's not happening in Ohio or whatever.

[A]

The Michigan. It's from Michigan, right? Aren't they from Michigan?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

The winds of change blow sudden and fierce. I think we can turn off the sexy music for the Juggalos. Click anywhere. I'm scared. Just scrolling through. Am I gonna see titties on this page?

[C]

We got a button.

[A]

It's true. I mean, it's like a carnival for. Whoa. Okay. Yeah, that seems fun.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, it smells crazy in there.

[C]

Oh, my God. I was re. Watching the. The replay of when we were in the RV and I saw your chat where you're like, I know. It smells like a monkey cage. Well, every time I walked back into the rv, I was like, oh, monkey cage.

[A]

Was I wrong?

[C]

You're on point with that.

[A]

And that's why Kate needs her own RV when we go. When we go.

[C]

Rv. Morvenstein, yo. That's what you get.

[A]

Oh, my God. So you guys are going to go to see the.

[B]

All right, we're back now.

[A]

Oh, someone in chat said that Zach should go to the Juggalos thing.

[B]

We're back. There's. There's one picture was a little too risque. Sorry, guys.

[A]

There were some titties. Sorry, guys. Is j. Is Zach a Juggalo?

[C]

No, but he would definitely. He's familiar with Poop dollar. He was the only person that knew what Poop dollar was.

[A]

Oh, Poop dollar. Yeah. Will say, probably my favorite episode of Workaholics is the Juggalo episode. It's like a. Just a perfect episode of tv. It's so good.

[C]

My buddy walks by in the background of that episode.

[A]

Really?

[C]

With Juggalo face paint on.

[A]

Oh, my God. That's so cool. I loved that episode. All right, so this is in end of August.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. David, what's the tea?

[C]

Yeah, I'm going for you.

[A]

David looks so cute in the makeup.

[B]

Why? Why for me?

[C]

Because you get a. You get a spot on the show next to Ethan, take my squad. Get you some camera time.

[A]

He's so.

[C]

Get you some camera time. It's a layup for David, dude. It's huge.

[A]

Did you see the. The chat that just came in? The super chat?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Chef boy rv.

[C]

Hey, that is so. That's a good playa name.

[A]

That is so good. Yeah.

[C]

Chef boy rv.

[A]

That is sick.

[C]

So this is what. It stunk like in there.

[A]

Yeah, I need a. No, I need a. No boys. RV for sure.

[C]

But I did. I. I told Ethan. I was like, I'm gonna go. I'm down to film a whole bunch of stuff there. August 18th to 23rd.

[A]

Feels like there's some extra days in there.

[C]

One day for travel back and forth.

[A]

Yes, Valid. All right.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

All right.

[C]

But Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, I'd be there. And my. My. I got the meta glasses.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

And, you know. You know, first of all, they were incredible. But you know what I noticed they do is if I FaceTime someone on WhatsApp, I can patch the feed to my glasses.

[A]

Oh, yeah. That is cool.

[C]

You did that.

[A]

You. Do you remember doing that when you called in?

[C]

No. No, I don't.

[A]

Harley, you looked, like, scary. You look like dog. We need to show that it was on the show a couple episodes ago. I guess that was. Was it Monday or was it Friday on After Dark? Yeah, man. Let me look it up. Let me find it.

[C]

What are we talking about?

[A]

You called in just to the show to, like, show that you guys were alive and you were. Yeah. You were high as a kite.

[C]

That doesn't sound like me.

[A]

It was. It was during David's bachelor party or a bridal shower. And you were so sad you weren't invited. You don't remember any of this?

[C]

I remember David not inviting me to his bridal shower.

[A]

Oh, okay. There we go.

[B]

Listen, listen. You can't be at Shambhala and at my bridal shower. Okay? Yeah, you gotta pick one. You got to pick one. Clearly, I can tell what your. Where your priorities lie. So, you know.

[C]

Well, tell me. I had. Tell my eyes that I had one eye on Shambhala and one eye at David's bridal girl.

[A]

You were a mess. Where is it? I'm gonna find it.

[C]

Because the. The glasses, they. You can patch in the thing there.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

Actually, and it's very, very cool because what we could do is I was telling Ethan to intend. Entice him on sending me to the gathering of the Juggalos was that I was like, you could see through my eyes. And when he talked to Me, it's through my ears. And I could be proxy at the gathering of the Juggalos or the show. Oh, yeah, during the show. Even like a live call. And if the granted. If the Internet is sharing it. Yeah, and then we can go like, judge an ass eating contest or something. Because they do those there.

[A]

What?

[C]

They do like, literally? Yeah, ass eating contests. I heard.

[A]

Let's see. Gathering of the Juggal events. And I am going to show you how crazy you looked.

[C]

Also, Ethan, the picture Ethan showed where he's like, harley looks like Fred Flintstone.

[A]

Yeah, you did.

[C]

Someone was like, harley's very yabba Dabadoo coded.

[A]

You. No, you. You absolutely are. Why did it upload that video? That's not the video I wanted. Or maybe it's just not up yet. All right.

[C]

Yeah, and I gotta also think about a Juggler name. I don't have a Juggalo name.

[A]

Oh, yeah, Maybe there's like a What's your jug Website.

[C]

Like, how childish Gambino got his name.

[A]

Is that how.

[C]

Yeah, he used the, like, Wu Tang name generator.

[A]

Oh, okay, look, I found it. The real Juggalo Jugglette name generator. Are you ready?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Which generation do you belong to? You're a millennial, right?

[C]

What are these options?

[A]

Greatest generation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. What do you currently do in life? Good question. I'm still trying to figure it out. I work in an office. I do not work in an office. Full time student and rocking it. Or I'm a traveler.

[C]

I don't work in an office.

[A]

Okay, cool.

[C]

Well, neither do you, right?

[A]

No, I don't work in an office.

[C]

David does.

[A]

So far, same. So far, same.

[C]

But David does.

[A]

Oh, I do not. Yeah. Okay. What is your deepest desire?

[C]

Ooh, A compassionate world.

[A]

Oh, that's really nice.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

David, what's yours? I feel like if you don't say Harley's. You sound like a dick.

[C]

I. I agree with personal growth.

[A]

What did you say? What did you say?

[B]

A compassionate world.

[A]

Okay, cool. Yeah, me too. What would you say is your strongest quality? Strongest quality. Bit of a bright spark. I'm always helping out. My life is a crazy explosion of shapes and colors. I am a survivor or. I know what I want.

[C]

I guess creativity.

[A]

Yeah, I was going to say that too. What role do you play in your friendships? I like to make my friends laugh. That's the one. That's the one. How often do you work out?

[C]

The first one. Right now, I was. I was at Shambhala, full podcast body. I was like, bending down to Tie my boots and stuff. I was like, oh, my God. My body's only used to sitting. Full podcast belly. Full podcast body. Podcast thighs. Dancing podcast thighs. Like, rubbing against each other.

[A]

Yeah, just that chub rub. We love that.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Why did you take this test? It looked like fun. I was bored. My friends encouraged me to do so.

[C]

All of the above.

[A]

Typical Harley. Yeah. What do you dream about when you sleep?

[C]

I don't dream.

[A]

Oh, damn. That's not an option.

[C]

Idiots.

[A]

You really don't dream?

[C]

No.

[A]

Is that bad? Does that mean you're not fully sleeping? We'll say you dream of animals. I feel like you would dream of animals. Yeah. If you were an animal, what would you be? Dog, tiger.

[C]

A dog or a dolphin?

[A]

Ooh, I think you're a dolphin. I think you're more unique than a dog.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you have a bucket list?

[C]

No, but I know what I want.

[A]

And what's that?

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Down ass. Juggalo.

[A]

Pick one. One of the blow. Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on. All right. Down ass.

[B]

What do you want?

[C]

Can we type your name?

[B]

All right. Yes, Carly. What do you want in your bucket list?

[A]

Yeah, why didn't you say?

[C]

What? Wait, I said I didn't have a bucket list. Didn't I? Didn't I say I didn't have a bucket list?

[A]

You said I don't have a bucket list. But I know what I want in life.

[C]

Oh, yeah. I just. When it comes up, I know what I want.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

I want to see it as I see it. What's up, David? Were you a cop or something, bro?

[B]

What are you doing?

[C]

Your name.

[A]

What the. Are all these ads? Sugar Bear.

[C]

Sugar Bear.

[A]

I love it.

[C]

Oh, no. People sound like a. Oh, I don't want to go to the Gathering. I always have to give Sugar Bear a hug, and I don't want to give Sugar a hug.

[B]

Am I gay?

[A]

Test. I just saw that, too. Am I gay? No.

[C]

As soon as you click it. As soon as soon as you click it, it's like, if you have to click, you are.

[A]

Yeah, you're definitely gay.

[B]

I'm sorry. If you're.

[C]

If you don't know the answer to this, you're gay.

[A]

You're gay. Isn't that crazy, y'? All?

[C]

I want to. I want to bring that. I want to bring those to. To the Gathering.

[A]

That's. So.

[C]

It's like actual gay test.

[A]

Is this. Yeah, I mean, that's pretty good.

[C]

Bit gay Test strips.

[A]

O.

[C]

And you like, like. Yeah, it's. No, it's a test strip. And you put on your tongue and then you hold it up. Still says gay no matter what.

[A]

Yes. I love that. Like, if you're confused or maybe you're wondering, we can, we can figure it out right now. It's new science. It's a new science. With your saliva, like from the. From 23andMe. There's these new strips that tell you. I love that you should absolutely do that.

[C]

A lot of my bits and weird jokes and stuff that I say, it reads so differently. If my name is Sugar Bear.

[A]

I know. Oh, my God.

[C]

Is this like Honey Boo Boo's dad's name or something?

[A]

Yeah, probably. Your makeup would be so cute. Sugar Bear. Little ears.

[C]

Sugar Bear.

[A]

I can see your makeup. Are you gonna paint. You're gonna paint your face 100.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, cool. We can turn off.

[C]

I have to. Well, there is an element. And. And I, I was kind of like this with Shambhala also is. I never want to invade what is going on as by behaving like an influencer 100 now. And I gather that the gathering is probably easier going than Shambhala.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Like, even at Shambhala, I didn't want to like, you don't want to like, put the camera in people's faces. So I, I did that bit there. You know that one where it's like, are you gay or. Or straight? If someone saw you, would they think your gear is straight?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

We did one where it was, are you sober or on drugs?

[A]

I love that.

[C]

If someone saw you, would they think you're sober on drugs? And I was just like, I had to wait till the very end when like, no one was doing, like, when there was no music playing or they were gonna be pulled somewhere else. And I was stopping them from enjoying their thing to be in some tick tock. Even if they want to be in a tick tock.

[A]

Yeah. So did you see, did you see people doing that, like, influencer things? Is that like invading?

[C]

I actually. And I didn't. I didn't look up too much of it. And yeah, a lot of people think it's like invading Shambhala or changes the vibe. But, like, the truth is some people just have their phone and they're like, I want to meet up with my friends. I'm sorry that there's a phone out.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But seeing a phone, people really.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Same with like, like Burning Men. People get like, really like, worked up about that. But I mean, the meta glasses is. Is a time. Is. Is a, like a sign of the times. Because I'll tell You. I had it, and it was so simple to use. And it has a light that comes on that shows people that you're filming. So it's not like, secret, secretive like that.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And I know people cover it, and I think that's a little weird. Well, I think it's very weird.

[A]

They do. Yeah.

[C]

But the idea of you're just there and you're enjoying yourself, and then you, like, activate it and starts recording instead of taking out your phone and holding it up. It's now even enjoyable for the people behind me

[A]

seeing it through.

[C]

That.

[A]

That makes sense. For sure.

[C]

But then I saw a thing. People were like, oh, this guy, watch it. He's got meta glasses on, talking about someone else. And they're like, look at his page. And they're like, he's. He's filming people without their consent. So I went and I looked at his page, and it didn't look like he was filming without their consent. And some of the content actually was pretty sweet. It was cute. It was like a proposal at Shambhala, from what I saw.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And I was like, oh, yeah. People just don't. They just don't like it. Some people are like, yeah, I'm. I'm. I'm here from work, and I don't want the. To be worried that I. I look like I'm blasted in the background.

[A]

True. Yeah, that's true. I've seen that. I think it was just this week, the. There was a. A. Comic Con producers in the UK have banned meta glasses.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Because, I mean.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Just walking around, looking at the jugs. Speaking of juggalos, you know.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

And just being creeps about it. But obviously people. People ruin everything, right?

[C]

Yeah. But I think also, like, you know, something's gonna happen is once Apple makes something like this, it'll be. People will be so much faster to adopt it. And then all of a sudden, it'll be like a normal type thing.

[A]

I saw. I don't think it wasn't Apple, because that would be, like, huge news. But there is a company that was like, oh, no, wait, that wasn't meta glasses. That was Goggles. Never mind. Wasn't meta glasses.

[C]

But they still filmed. No, they don't film.

[A]

But it was like, what if. What if goggles looked hot on you? Or it's like. So I thought maybe you were, like, doing different shapes. Completely different thing.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Boomer moment. Never mind.

[C]

But the. The thing with the. The glasses is they were so easy to film with, and they really was good quality. And it'll be good for. It'll be good for the. The Gathering. But I also see why people don't like how it is.

[A]

You know, I feel like the Gathering, from what I. The. The bits I know about it, I. I almost think that they might be more resistant to that stuff because there's going to be more alcohol, it's going to be more rowdy.

[C]

Well, to that point. And I agree to that point. That's why I want to fully immerse myself in the juggery.

[A]

Yeah, of course.

[C]

Because, you know, like, I don't want it to seem like one thing I never want to do. And this is what I don't like with a lot of influencer type content or on the street type is I don't actually go and make fun of someone.

[A]

Right.

[C]

If I find someone is very interesting or unique, I. I tend to be fascinated and they're still welcome to come chill on my couch and play Xbox or something.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But sometimes I see, I've looked and like, there is an element of exploiting the Gathering.

[A]

Right. It's like a freak show.

[C]

And people or some of those YouTubers that go to a country, some other country, and they'll go to the worst street in the whole country and be like, look what this country's like. And it's like, dude, where are you? Why are you there, though? That's not the street to be on.

[A]

Exactly.

[C]

Area. You know, they want to show one little pinhole to have this narrative that they. Yeah, but you know what? We should pull up? We should pull up.

[A]

What?

[C]

We should pull up the Insane Clown Toffee. Epic meal time.

[A]

You want to.

[C]

Yeah, I haven't seen in a long time. You want to watch an epic mealtime episode?

[A]

I do.

[C]

The Insane Clown Posse episode.

[A]

Can I show you what you looked like on Friday?

[C]

Oh, yes, please. I would love to see.

[A]

This is when you. This is when AV turned the camera around on you. Do you remember this at all? You remember this? A little bit.

[C]

Oh, yeah. I said I liked your bow.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Oh, my God, Harley.

[C]

But that's actually. That's first thing in the morning,

[A]

bro. What the. Who is that?

[C]

Well, that's first thing in the morning, and I took my sunglasses off, so I thought it'd be funny. I crossed my eyes on purpose.

[A]

Oh, you were crossing your eyes.

[C]

Yeah, I did this.

[A]

Okay. Okay. Because, like, your facial. I was like, is. How high is he right now? He already looks this up. Okay, that doesn't help. Got you, Got you. All right.

[B]

Whoa.

[C]

I don't know why you did that, but yeah, I. That's. That's first thing in the morning. We were actually very normal at this point.

[A]

Point. Okay.

[C]

And AB also did that. Was that when AB went on the. On the tree and he lay down on the tree there?

[A]

Yes. It was all that time. Right. Because we only called one time, I think. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Where is this video? Insane Clown Toffee. Is that what it's called? Yeah, it's not coming up. Did you guys get rid of it?

[C]

Yeah. You know, sometimes you. No. What happened is people would like claim. They would claim our videos even though they don't know because some people, like YouTube's got this weird system. They'll just straight up like, they'll.

[A]

It's gone.

[C]

What's it called? They'll claim that the. The song that is definitely not their song is their song.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And fighting it on YouTube is a little tricky because you don't want to like fight it and then it. I don't know, it doesn't. Doesn't work out.

[A]

Damn.

[C]

But let me see. Hold on.

[A]

I can see if you can find it. But not. Not a huge deal. We'll definitely watch it.

[B]

Is.

[A]

Well, but we can also watch it when it's closer to the actual event, you know?

[C]

Oh yeah, that's true too. I also, I. I have no idea what it. Like I haven't seen it in forever. Why did it when I was in Toronto. So I half. I was half wondering if I gave myself a juggler name in there.

[A]

I guess we'll find out if you can find the video. Cuz it's not on YouTube, which is crazy.

[C]

How did I lose my own epic meal time videos, girl?

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

Am I an E? Oh, I found it.

[A]

You did?

[C]

Yeah. What is this? Where? Oh, okay, so I got it here.

[A]

It's not where.

[C]

It's not online though, is it was. Straight up, bro. Straight up. It was. It was on private.

[A]

It was on what?

[C]

It was on private.

[A]

You Private.

[C]

Something must have happened. Where am I putting this link? Dude, I have a link on my clipboard. Where the do I put it?

[B]

WhatsApp.

[A]

Yeah, WhatsApp is fine.

[C]

I can't access WhatsApp.

[A]

All right, then do Discord. It's fine.

[B]

Discord. And then I'll bring it over.

[C]

Also, this could be. This could be a video.

[A]

I can see Discord. It's good.

[C]

This could be a video, by the way.

[A]

I don't care.

[C]

Me neither. Dude, you think I give a.

[A]

People. People miss you so much. They don't give a. They. They will be happy to have double the Harley.

[C]

That's ab. You know, it's funny you're saying that. I was telling Abe. He was like. He's like, we gotta get a video. And I was like, bro, you're good. You're good. He's like, no, we can't just do it. I'm like, no, dude, you in that bulletproof vest, little cowboy hat at Chambala and Molly.

[A]

That's all you need.

[C]

You're good, dude, trust me. We're. We're gonna make the camping video look like.

[A]

I'm so excited to see what you guys are working on. Well, I will.

[C]

It's not that good.

[A]

I'm sure it's gonna be great. What are you talking. It'll be great.

[C]

Of course it'll be great. But it's not that good.

[A]

Yeah. All right.

[C]

Everyone's gonna have fun.

[B]

Where's the link

[C]

when Discord wants to freaking open up here. Oh, yeah, but look here, look. We got the chat here in the chat. Because Discord's going slow.

[A]

The video chat. Okay?

[C]

How crazy is that? David, you see that there?

[A]

David?

[B]

I do, I do.

[C]

David, David.

[A]

It says unavailable. Did you turn off the private. Just do it as unlisted.

[C]

I did, I did.

[A]

Like, just now.

[C]

Don't you hit that alarm thing. But maybe

[A]

it's not working. It's not working.

[C]

What about this right here? Look at this.

[A]

Harley. While you were gone, I started playing Grand Theft Auto for the first time. What? GTA 5, Vice City. I don't know which one.

[C]

Oh, nice. That's fun.

[A]

It's so silly.

[C]

I think that's my favorite one.

[A]

But it's fun.

[C]

But what's it like on your stream, though, do you. Don't get claimed for all the soundtracks.

[A]

I just can't listen to the radio, unfortunately.

[C]

Oh, it's. It's bad because the radio is so much fun.

[B]

It's the best part. You know what?

[C]

The talk. The talk radio is still very funny, too.

[A]

Yeah, I. I put on the talk radio, which is.

[C]

They got good bits. Did you see the link I put there?

[A]

Massive insane clown toffee. 40,000 calorie Starburst Starburst Halloween special. Holy. Okay, this is also, like, super fucking loud. Just blasted me. All right, ready?

[C]

And. Oh, yeah. Halloween, my favorite holiday. Look at him spend it with my family, like on Christmas. I don't have to buy my significant. Remember him, like on Valentine's Day. I don't have to get stomped out at a Walmart. Buying a flat screen tv. Let go on Thanksgiving.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

First of all, born why I get to wear a mask and not this emotional mask I wear daily to hide my feelings. I'm talking about a hilariously interesting mask.

[A]

Boo Boo Doo doo.

[B]

Good.

[C]

You like Halloween? Yeah.

[B]

Now let's.

[C]

Costume ideas. Okay, give me some costume suggestions. What do you got? Captain planet. The planet ears 2. Retro. The X Men did it already.

[A]

We need to come up with our costumes. By the way, jugglers.

[C]

That's what he said. He said Power Rangers. I said, too gay. And then the next guy goes, bts And I say, too straight.

[A]

Need to be bisexual. Oh, my God.

[B]

Wait.

[C]

Now I know why it's unlisted. Yeah, lower that.

[A]

Let me skip ahead. Is there other music in here? Bing bong. Oh, my God.

[C]

We're good.

[B]

Look at Sugar Bear. Look at Sugar Bear right there.

[C]

Sugar Bear. Oh, my God, David, it's Sugar Bear.

[A]

Sugar Bear, you look so. Sugar Bear.

[B]

All right, we're on different wavelengths. Kate. Look at.

[A]

Look at Sugar Bear.

[B]

Harley, is Sugar Bear.

[C]

Yeah. Co hosting with Sugar Bear now.

[A]

I know, but your makeup also kind of looks bearish.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yes. All right, Sugar Bear.

[A]

Yeah. Sugar Bear. Sugar Bears everywhere.

[C]

Nobody gets offended that our costume is that of a persecuted minority because on site, jugglers are considered gang members. And that is not fair. It's true. Jugglers were considered gang members. Like gang classification. Like really the Hatchet man and stuff. And it was really. It was. It like. Jugglers are some of the nicest people. Sweetest people I've like. And. And they get such a bad rap or they did for an extended period of time there.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And yeah, they were. They were literally targeted as gangs. Like, you have Hatchet man, which is the icp, like, logo thingy. People would put it on their. Their. Their car or something like that and get pulled over for it. And also, yeah, they. The. The fago is the soda that they're the 99 cent soda you can get at Walmart there.

[A]

Yep.

[C]

They love that.

[A]

I've never had it. Never had it. But I hear it's. I hear it's great.

[C]

Went to the supermarket, straight up, bought candy with money. Because there's nothing more un American than knocking on doors asking for. For free. Oh, gay bacon. Amir told me how we're gonna do it today.

[A]

Oh, they also say, wait, so this is a mirror. This is soda out of the trash.

[C]

That's soda out of the trash.

[A]

Yeah, Soda trash. Okay.

[C]

Yeah. He's the one that, like, bought tickets to the Odyssey two years ago.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

But you know what? The Odyssey is like booked in LA until 2027. If you want to see the 70 millimeter, it's.

[B]

It's hard.

[C]

People are flying out of LA and going to small towns to watch it in 70 millimeter.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

It sounds crazy. As an LA native, it sucks.

[C]

Oh, yeah, you got to get it. You, like people in LA bought the tickets literally a year ago, which is insane.

[A]

I didn't care that much about seeing an imax. I was one of nice three people in the whole. The whole theater. It was awesome. Shout out. Living in the middle of nowhere.

[C]

Clown taffy. Saying clown toffee, saying clown coffee. Insane clown taffy. Okay, sorry. We're melting down a whole bunch of candy.

[A]

Wait, so it's taffy, not toffee,

[C]

but it just in rhyme with the ladies and clown posse.

[A]

Gotcha.

[C]

Stop telling them.

[B]

Chinese Mandarin saffron banana matcha papaya kosher salted Montreal steak.

[C]

Strawberry rhubarb chai with a double shot. These are the flavor Starburst we got.

[A]

Not really.

[C]

You.

[A]

You. I was almost believing until that last one. I was like, oh, are those the peelable ones? Peaches.

[C]

Hand picked cherries in your local market.

[B]

Fish imported from Sweden.

[C]

And right here, the freshest rainbow colored gay bacon strips.

[A]

One of my favorite, probably my favorite candy is the gay bacon.

[C]

The best.

[A]

So good when it's sour.

[C]

Yeah. I like when it's cut into squares. When you get it already in square shape, it's like.

[A]

It's like making my mouth water because it's so sour, you know?

[C]

Yeah, yeah. The back of my tongue is flexing kind of up.

[B]

Shout out, gay bacon.

[A]

Shout out.

[C]

Fast forward through all this.

[A]

That's a. That's a way to really burn your fingers right there. Whoa, look at that. Okay.

[B]

Gay bacon weave.

[C]

Gay bacon weave. Yeah, baby.

[A]

Wait, and so the middle is just all like the melted down starburst.

[C]

We didn't make the best videos all the time, Kate.

[A]

No, no, I'm not.

[C]

We weren't known for being Michelin star level chefs over here.

[A]

No, I wanted to know the contents.

[B]

It's like showing your mom a funny video. It's like, oh, so it's just a block of orange in the middle.

[A]

I just wanted to know what the contents is up. Oh, my God. But that's what it is. It's like all melted down.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

The Starburst. Okay, I think that's a great idea. Thank you.

[B]

Oh, my God. It's even more.

[A]

I just always sound like a No, I love it.

[B]

It's so funny. Please can I watch it again?

[A]

Yeah, I'm going to get it this time.

[B]

Now that I understand.

[A]

Yeah, I'll laugh now.

[C]

I'mma eat that candy, baby. In those. Yeah, eat it.

[A]

That's my boy right there.

[C]

Big cumming man right off the top. I want to say, if this video gets 50, 000 likes, Adam sand is gonna butt chug faygo. That's on the real.

[A]

I wish that was true.

[C]

I don't want to say Halloween is the best holiday out there. And it makes perfect sense because Christmas is for the Christian. Valentine's Day is for couples. Hanukkah is for you know who. But Halloween hit him with a big nick, everybody. You know who this sticky, icky, insane clown Taffy should be?

[A]

Is that a thing they say?

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Okay, now I see what it's made of.

[C]

It's not just like, okay, like if you're here at Shambala, I'm like, you're a B. You're like sitting out the trailer. You have nothing to eat or drink. And I come out with this cutting in half. I'm like, here, I got half for you, buddy.

[A]

Here you go.

[B]

Here you go.

[A]

Get it down. You'll need it for later.

[B]

Be enough fuel till tomorrow.

[A]

Yeah. Keep your strength up. Oh, my God. That looks cursed.

[C]

There's gushers in there too. We forgot about, I think. Oh, no. Those are the. The Starburst.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Yum, yummy, yummy cavities.

[A]

I mean, it's not going to taste bad.

[C]

All right, guys. That was a hell of a Halloween episode. Yeah, it was hype.

[A]

But I hate to kick you guys out.

[C]

I have some guests coming over for dinner and I gotta clean up. All right, we're gonna wash this face paint off. We'll get out of here. Let's get out of here. Peace, dude. Well, I think we have an after credits. You get a little after credits here.

[A]

What's gonna happen now?

[C]

Oh, we were like producing that day. We thought we were producing a video. Calm down, guys. What is this? Www.YouTube.com don't expect Banana Boat. What is that, a sunburn? I got a plastic surgeon for you. I can't even imagine what it's like

[B]

when you give a girl this shocker.

[C]

Are you going to stand there? You want to fight me? Get over here and fight me.

[A]

Who's in the mask?

[C]

I don't remember anything. I don't remember our conversation from three days ago. Half of me when I was like, put this on because I was like, let me make sure I never disparage the Juggalos before I show up at the gathering.

[A]

Smart. Yeah, no, I think you're. I think you honored them. It really wasn't much about the Jugos, so I think you're guys.

[C]

I did. You know, I still got. I got a DM from Shaggy to Dope after this.

[A]

And he said, is that one of the guys?

[C]

Yeah. And he was like, if you ever want to come to the Gathering, I got you. So I'm gonna hit him up 10 years later, be like, so I cleared the schedule. Looks like I could make it.

[A]

Suddenly I have nothing to do. It's time.

[C]

Did my goodwill of the video 10 years ago carry me to not have to pay. It's okay if I have to pay. And I want the highest tier membership pass to the gathering, please.

[A]

Obviously.

[C]

And here's my card. My name is Ethan Klein. Just. Yeah, just tap it. Taps.

[B]

Yeah, it's fine with the ass eating contest.

[A]

Don't worry about that.

[C]

With an H3T shirt on in the splash zone.

[A]

Where's that I drink piss T shirt? That's what you need to wear.

[C]

AB got to Shabbal, and the first thing that happens, first person that saw him, they. They're like, I made this for you. And they did this cool little, like, this little fun means of taking you. Like, you could interlock your fingers and hands and whatever, and you pass the bracelet from your wrist there. It's a cute little thing. And they had this cute little moment with a B passing him the bracelet. He's like, thank you. And he looks down at the bracelet, says, piss on it.

[A]

That's so funny.

[C]

Yeah. It was the SEC. The second or the first night I told AB I was like, at 1am you're gonna want to go to bed. But you don't go to bed after 1am the best stuff happens. And I remember, like, it was the second night, and I was like, I know. I'm so tired right now. It's like 2:00am I'm like, I'm so tired. And you must be wiped. Yeah, we got to get back out there. So, like, if you want to rally, that'd be good. If you really. If you want to sleep, cool. But maybe I'll wake you up in a couple hours for sunrise. But we. We should go back out there. I don't know if you're down. And he was so serious. He's like, do you want to go back out dressed as Marty and Doc from Back to the Future?

[A]

He loves Back to the Future.

[C]

A B. I would love nothing more.

[A]

Oh, I love that.

[C]

And he was like, yeah. And I was like, yeah, dude. He was like, yeah, bro. He was so hyped about going Marty McFly.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

He, like. God, he turned. He's like, all Martin. I'm like, all right. But just so you know, people aren't really gonna give a. Because, like, I know you're excited because we're gonna be dressed, but, like, everyone's dressed, like, all up. Everyone's on drugs. They're not gonna notice, so don't get too excited. And he's like, looks at me so serious. He's like, you're the doc, Doc. Like, he's already, like, full. Marty McFly. Marty McFly.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

There was, like, the. The costume has a clear tie. And he was like, put the tie on. And I was like, just. I don't want to put something around my neck. And it's gonna. No one's gonna see the clear tie. Like, I can't.

[A]

A clear tie?

[C]

Yeah. It's like he wears, like, a futuristic suit kind of.

[A]

Oh, okay. Okay. Got you.

[C]

And he was like, just put on the clear tie. He want. He was like, so? But he was like, do it. But then we had our first fight.

[A]

Oh, about the tie?

[C]

No, about the French. The French people.

[A]

Oh, yeah. He did talk about that.

[C]

Yeah. Well, because what happens is you dress up. When you dress up, like a crazy person, other crazy people want to come and do, like, bits with you.

[A]

Sure. Yeah.

[C]

So I told them ahead of time. I'm like, yeah, you might see some crazy people come up and do bits for us.

[A]

Am I gonna. Am I talking to the bear this whole time? Just wondering. Okay, cool. Sweet.

[C]

So, yeah, the

[A]

three of us back together.

[C]

Sugar bear and Sugar bear.

[A]

Yeah. Perfect. So what happened with the Frenchies?

[C]

So we were there at the Grove. It's really, like, deep into. Like, you're deep in Shambhala. You're, like, at the furthest stage you can go.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And we're there, and we're standing there, and then a couple dudes in, like, hiking outfits come up to us with a map.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And they're like, excuse me, monsieur. There is Z. Grove stage. And we're at the Grove stage. So I'm like, oh, where is the Grove stage? And right behind me is a gigantic stage blasting music. I'm like, I think it's right here. And he was like, this is the Grove. And I was like, yeah, let me look at your map. And I look at the map, and it's a map. It says, like, on his phone, and it says, like, grove stage. And he's looking for the map. And I'm like, oh, yeah, this is the grow. And he walks over, and he literally stands with his friends right there. So I say to a B. I was like, like, that guy.

[B]

He's.

[C]

That guy's with us.

[A]

That does feel like he's.

[C]

He was like, no, that was a real foreign guy. His phone was foreign. I was like, dude, but he's not asking for directions to the Grove. We're at the Grove. Like, he didn't get all the way here. And then. And that when he's trying to find his friends here, he's trying to meet up his friends. He's. I saw him go stand with those people there. They're wearing hiking gear with a map, asking how to get to the place that they're already there. Yeah, they're just trying to. They're trying to do that. They're trying to. With.

[A]

With us.

[C]

And I was like, like, you remember that other guy that was, like, talking to me? That guy was doing a bit too. And AB was like, no, that guy was trying to you. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no.

[A]

He was doing it in the world.

[C]

He was like. He was doing a bit. And he was like, no, he would have you. I was like, wait, yes, I think he would have. He would have.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. But he was doing a bit. And he was like, no, he was. He was flirting. And I was like, no, he was doing the. A bit. But yeah, he had, like, some flir vibe. Flirt vibes to it. Like, he probably would have been down, I'm sure. But that's not. It was. We invite that when you dress like that. Like, you invite that. Like, there's. There's. There's like, they have, like, a VIP section there that. There's no vip. It's just people bring a velvet rope to the dance floor.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

They'll have, like, a bouncer stand there and they give people bracelets and let them in. Or don't let some people into vip. But the VIP is not vip. It's just a velvet rope.

[A]

Oh, my God, I love that.

[C]

Or there's Forest Bump, a guy who's like, runs on a treadmill dressed like Forest Bump. And just like, does mom send us

[A]

a picture before or after this year?

[C]

There's also a guy, a guy in a suit on a cell phone walking around with a briefcase, yelling on the cell phone. Like, he's at work. He's wearing a suit and tie and he's yelling on the cell phone. And then he'll like, hang up the cell phone, open up the briefcase. Briefcase is just filled with drugs.

[A]

I love that.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Just performance art.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

People. Some people do bits. Yeah.

[C]

But AB was like, no, dude, you're on a lot of acid and you're. You're paranoid right now. And I was like, no, man, I'm telling you, dude. He's like, let's go find them. And I was like, we can't. We can't do that. If we tell them that we fell for it, they're gonna love it. They're gonna. If we go back to those guys, I'm like, excuse me, are you actually French people? They're gonna. It'll be the.

[A]

Oh, you thought they weren't even French. Not that they were lost. You thought they were not even French, right?

[C]

Oh, yeah. I think they were just like, literally, like three dudes from Portland who are on acid that are like, let's pretend like we're French and we don't know where we are and ask people. People, really, when we're all together.

[A]

Answer me this about the Grove. Is it a stage that, like, you say it's like, far away. Could you possibly stumble upon it and not know that's what it was like? Could they just have been wandering?

[C]

You could stumble everywhere and not know where you are.

[A]

Okay, so maybe they were. Maybe they were second guessing themselves. Maybe there was an argument amongst French friends. They love to argue. Yeah.

[C]

Monsieur, this is the growth stage. That's literally how they're talking.

[A]

They said monsieur to you.

[C]

They're literally like, I don't know if they hit. I can't say they hit it exactly, monsieur, but, like, I've heard French and they were hitting it in a way where I'm like, this is not yet. Like this.

[A]

Like that.

[C]

If they could, they would walk up playing this music. Yeah, if they could. That's what they were doing.

[A]

Just a little accordion. Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Like, I was like. I was like. I was like, dude, what? What? Asking for directions. They're already here asking. They got all the way here. There's only. Only so many stages. Like, you know what I mean? No, dude, they just wanted help because they couldn't. The signs. They couldn't read the signs. I'm like, there's no signs anywhere. There's no signs any. Like, there's nothing. There's no. Like, they're just loose and. And they're just. They're Just. Yeah, they're just not French people.

[A]

Not French. You're so bad about.

[C]

But I was. I was. But the thing is, like, I. The. What made it tricky is like, I'm also on a lot of acid.

[A]

Right. So you're.

[C]

And I can't. And I can't help. I can't help but remind him I'm not trying to them. Him at, like, every moment in this conversation, too. So he's also making a point. I'm like, right? And I'm like, by the way, I'm just looking at you because you're talking, not because I'm trying to have sex with you.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You know that, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And he was like. He's like, take. Take the doc costume off. You're ruining it. Take. Take it off. Let's go back. Yeah. He's like, let's go back. We're dressing up like cowboys. He's like, this shit's done. You ruined the Marty McFly in the dock for me. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no. I'm chill. I'll stay as the doc.

[B]

I'm good.

[C]

I'm good. I'll be good.

[A]

That is, like, sacred to him. Sorry.

[C]

Yeah, Yeah. I was like, I'll be good. I'll be good as the doc. I'll be good as a doc.

[A]

I love that.

[C]

And yeah.

[A]

Wait, was there more? Oh, wait, there's a little bit more of this video with Mike Myers. Michael Myers.

[C]

Oh, Epic meal time. I love these.

[A]

Yeah. I love these, guys.

[C]

I'm just glad you guys. You love it for dinner.

[A]

Wow. Multiple. Multiple scenes here.

[C]

Any naked women?

[A]

It's Harley again. Your beard is so thick.

[C]

Where am I?

[A]

Jesus.

[C]

Miss your whole life now you must eat this lettuce and put a cucumber in your butt or die. I mean, this cucumber. Okay, real quick. What are we doing?

[A]

Like, yeah, I bet I'll put that in my butt. Who was it?

[C]

Muscles? Glasses.

[A]

I know that just from talking to you. Oh, my God, that's so cute. I love that.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Shout out. Shout out. That guy Harley from Epic Meal Time. He made some cool stuff, huh, guys?

[C]

Sometimes. Sometimes he was cooking, sometimes he was. Sometimes he was eating, sometimes he was serving. Sometimes he's doing all three.

[A]

Digging into some weird candy nightmare. Which, honestly, I mean, I'm sure it tastes great. It's all. It's all delicious.

[C]

Something he never did was have sex with Ab at Shambhala.

[A]

That's right.

[C]

Big coming, man.

[A]

Maybe we'll never know, you know? We'll just never Know.

[C]

No, I'll tell you right now, we didn't.

[A]

Okay, I believe you.

[B]

I'll tell you right now. Watch the video and then we'll find out when it comes out.

[A]

I can't wait. I can't wait. I mean, I can't wait. I want it to be great.

[C]

It's not that good. Now that Ethan's not here, he's not that good.

[A]

Okay, you know what? That's actually smart. Undersell. We should undersell it. That's a good idea.

[B]

It's not gonna be very good.

[A]

I don't think it's gonna. I think it's gonna be.

[C]

And it was also crazy. I like the camping videos. Oh, it's all.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Like, it's. It's as. Did I not it. I, I, I.

[A]

You continuing, though, hit on the camping video is so funny. I will say. It's like, oh, God, I love you so much. All right. I did find someone who seemed very sick. Cool. Shambala coded

[C]

ab cowboy hat and a bulletproof vest.

[A]

Have you seen this guy? This guy, if you hit him with a fire thing, he throws alcohol into the fire and says fireball. It just felt very Shamballa coded to me, and I love him.

[C]

Let's see it.

[A]

What?

[C]

Gift for a blinker. Thank you for the hat.

[A]

Sit with me by the fireball. It's literally his whole thing. Hell, yeah, brother. Oh, my God.

[B]

Oh, look, it's.

[C]

Thank you for the hat.

[A]

Just sitting there doing that.

[B]

I love how nonchalant it is, too. Like, he's not. He's just like, fireball.

[C]

Yeah, it's a low mana spell. It's easy.

[B]

Level one.

[A]

I can't see what his name is, unfortunately. If anyone knows his name, please share it. It's got a lot going on.

[C]

Did you type that in? Is that you screenwriting that road?

[A]

No, no, no, no, no. This is just. This was a grab. I think it was from Twitter. I would. That would be me.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What is he eating?

[B]

A big bowl of something and then he puts it back like a big

[C]

bowl of coconut whip.

[A]

Yeah, it looked very common. Dude, this guy's. I love him. So whoever that is, if you guys know who this guy is, let me know.

[C]

Whoever that is. You're camping in an RV with Kate next year and you guys are sharing ravioli?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Hell, yeah.

[A]

If I was a man, that's who I would be.

[C]

This guy, like, you warm this up for me? He's like.

[A]

He literally looks like he could be in my family. We do need this. Go back to him. Look at him. This would be me.

[C]

Yeah, that's our cousin.

[A]

This is definitely our cousin from down south. Maybe that's our cousin. Yeah. Same. Same up jeans. Same up jeans. I love him. So that's that. Let's see what else we got here. Oh, I wanted to ask you, Harley, and if you could be yourself for a second. They did the. They talked about EDP today, and since you're a long time youtuber, I don't know if you had any comments on the EDP documentary that's coming.

[C]

Yeah, he didn't do it.

[A]

He didn't do it.

[C]

Reinstate my boy's channel.

[A]

Yeah. Okay.

[C]

No, what's the. I had terrible service, but I saw that you guys shared a documentary trailer.

[A]

Yeah, someone. They're. They're doing a documentary about him. I just didn't know if you'd had any experiences with or near EDP in your past.

[C]

I'm like, almost the type of guy to be like. Yeah, so I went to TwitchCon with him in 2021.

[A]

Exactly, exactly. But you're not.

[C]

Let me get these guys out of here.

[A]

Okay. Oh, someone say what he's eating. What the fireball guy was eating is non dairy creamer powder, which is super flammable. Is that real?

[C]

Oh, interesting.

[A]

That's what's in that giant bowl.

[C]

That's why he took a big bite of it. He was going to spit it out, I guess we thought he. I thought he was eating like, coconut whip. Straight up, dude. You know what?

[A]

Someone said, this is so funny. That guy is the missing link between Harley and Kate. He's like the anamorph between. That's so funny. I love that. I love that. All right.

[C]

The Animorph Book of you just turning into a man.

[A]

Yeah, it's just me. Wait, what the. Okay, this is VistaVisions. Did this for David. David calling in on his way to work to defend himself. Because David is close personal friends with Jared.

[B]

Okay, no, I will not take. I. I will not take this slander. I am not.

[A]

Oh, God.

[C]

This is David. Jared on the way to rock climbing.

[A]

I love that you're French.

[C]

David and Jared Leto on the way to the grove to ask for directions. That's literally how it went down.

[A]

You know what, Harley? At some point when you're on acid and we're at Shambhala, I'm just gonna start talking to you in French, and I hope. I hope you freak the out.

[C]

I did. I took acid at one point and we had the rv and they're like, we're Gonna go eat something. And I was like, cool. I really got a. And I'm really about to start freaking out because if I don't cheat soon, I'm gonna. I'm gonna think that, like, I'm covered in for the rest of.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. You definitely don't want to. You don't want to have. You don't want to, like, have to. When you're really thinking about the fabric of space and time.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Having to will really freak you out. What is this mortal shell always punishing me? Oh, it smells so bad.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah. So she had to poo. Yeah. And so they were like. I was like, yeah, I really got a. And they were like, don't. In the rv. And I was like, because you. I know stink. I know that we don't have water. Okay. If someone shits in there, it stay. It's just there's a room with a in it.

[A]

It's like, if you did it in

[C]

the trash can, literally. So I was like, I'm not gonna in there.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And they're like, I don't believe you. And I was like, I, I, I. They're like, you have to, though. And I was like, I do. I do have to, but I'm not gonna in there, because that would be bad.

[A]

Did you.

[C]

And they were like.

[A]

Did you really know that?

[C]

They were like, you. You can't in there. And I was like, I. I can. In there. I can.

[A]

You can. Physically, you could.

[C]

And they're like, yeah, but you're not. You're not allowed. I'm like, no, no, I. I am allowed. Like, I. I rented the rv. I could in there.

[A]

It's mine. Yeah, sure.

[C]

And. And I know I'm, like, crazy right now, but I also know that I. I am not gonna in there, because that would be bad for everyone. So I'm. You guys could leave. I'm not gonna be okay. And they're like, we're gonna walk you to the ouse. I'm like, I don't want to go to the outhouse right now.

[A]

They really did not trust you to. Not in there.

[C]

I'm not gonna. But I. But also, at the same time, I look like an insane Fred Flintstone.

[A]

You look like a. In a trash can.

[C]

And I'm, like, holding the bathroom doorknob. And I'm with my other hand holding my ass.

[A]

Because I swear. Exactly.

[C]

And I'm like, I'm not. I'm not. I know. And I know it looks like I'm gonna. In there. I know it looks like I'm going to. And I'll be honest, I really badly want to. I'm not going to. And I know the more I talk about. Sounds like I'm going to. And I'm talking about it so much that now I'm kind of like, as a bid, should I in there.

[A]

Kind of really want to, but I

[C]

know that's not a good bit, so. And I know a good bit. I only know good things now, so I'm not gonna. And they were just like, no, we're gonna. We're gonna take you to that house. And I was like, I don't even know. I don't have to.

[A]

It's gone.

[C]

I'm glad.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Sucked it back up.

[C]

They left. I. I ended up going on some crazy, weird adventure for like an hour. I came back sweating.

[A]

Because you had to come so bad.

[C]

Yeah, that too. Well, I know. I went and I handled it in the outhouse.

[A]

Okay. Wrestled it out.

[C]

But when they. They came back and I had to again. And so when they came back, I was sweating. I told them that I shot, but I have to again. But for them, it just looks like they came back and I'm, like, drenched in sweat and I'm like, I have to. And they were. They were like, yeah, don't. Don't in there. Anyways, I never shot in there. Clever shot in there.

[A]

Claps for Harley.

[C]

It came. It came. It came close because I. I wanted

[A]

to,

[C]

but I never did. And. But at some point, I went in there to look at myself, probably see how I look like Fred Flintstone.

[A]

Isn't that a bad idea? On acid they say, yeah, yeah.

[C]

And I like being scared, so I did that. I looked right at my eyes and stuff and. But I'm in the bathroom. And then I went to go leave the bathroom and they had, like, wedged it shut as a prank or something. But now after.

[A]

You're being bullied at Shambhala.

[C]

Yeah, a lot. But it was fun. It was scary. I liked it. So now I'm in the bathroom, locked. They locked me in the bathroom.

[A]

I'm. If they locked me in.

[C]

This is. What happened was like, my brain went. It skipped back like an hour and a half from before. And now I'm. And they're like. They were, like, laughing out there. And I was like, guys, wait. I'm not supposed to in here. And they're like, don't in there. And I was like, how. How did you do this? How did you. Why did you guys do this? I. I was tripping on Acid when you guys are gone for like 30 minutes about how I would love to in here and I'm not gonna in here because I can't.

[A]

Right.

[C]

And. And so to not even look in here. And now you guys have locked me in here. Guys, I really, I really have to. I really have to, dude. And now they like unwedged the door and they're trying to open the door, but I'm locked inside. And I'm like, why did you do this to us? I did so well and you locked me in here when I have to. Why did you do this to us? And they were like, it was a bad AB's. Like it was a bad bit. I don't know. We didn't think it through. He's like shaking the door. He was like, we didn't think it through as a bad bit. Get out. Get out. I don't know why we did that. They're like banging on the door and I'm like, I wanted. I just want to in here. Yeah.

[A]

I am, I am certain that of the three of you, I would be the most worried about you in there. Like not because you would, but because of how horrible it would be.

[C]

I knew that too.

[A]

Right. That's what they were really worried about. It's like a Harley sized.

[C]

The worst, the worst thing about Shambhala

[A]

just the same coming in and out.

[C]

I don't want to harp on. On poopy and too much because I always do. Because then Ethan's gonna call me and he's gonna like talk about and farting on your own stream, pal. Hey, not on this.

[A]

We always talk about poop. It's both of us.

[C]

Yeah. I like when you go to Shambala. You go to, you go to the outhouse and every time you, you go into a bathroom every single time, you're always like, oh, something's wrong with these people. Like every time you're D, you're currently

[A]

D influencing me from going because that's like strangers.

[C]

We'll just get. Just get an RV with water. We got to convince Ethan to go so we can go like kings.

[A]

Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Shut it down. We're going to Shambhala. We're taking shits.

[C]

People would go crazy. People would go crazy. They saw a David there in an old school magician costume. David like top hat and bow tie and red and black cape, tuxedo, like doing that and just like loose, easy to do magic tricks that you bust out on people and ask. You're dead ass, sober head of glasses. Just do like Sick. Easy magic in front of people. Get one of those wands.

[A]

That's like.

[B]

It's a great idea.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The only. You only do tricks for people on drugs at festivals. So you do like the easiest trick

[A]

and they're like, whoa, dude, they're gonna hire him. Wait, what are island noodles?

[C]

Do this. You're like, oh, what's that? And you're like, pull like a bag of. A little baggie out of their ear of pills. And like, that's for you.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, my God, David, you would kill. You would crush. You would crush a Shambhala. Yeah, they should have magicians.

[B]

I really go to Wikipedia. They're like, what's Wikipedia?

[A]

Yeah, exactly. Oh, maybe not the. The Wikipedia bit there. Maybe not. Oh, my God. Wait, what are island noodles? Someone said island noodles in chat. Is that a Shambhala thing?

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

Let's see. Island noodles, Shambhala. Oh, it looks like it's a food truck.

[C]

Oh, I never had it.

[A]

Interesting. Okay, it looks like they. Maybe they go to a lot of different festivals.

[C]

And also maybe so they. They. They were a vendor at Shambhala.

[A]

Oh, I don't know. People are saying island noodles for the win. It looks like it's east coast, though. Who knows?

[C]

Oh, I see this here Sonic Temple Festival. But they're. They were not at Shambhala.

[A]

I see. Ew. Someone said impacted at Shambhala. Like, like your poop's impacted. That's.

[C]

Oh, I see this. I see this.

[B]

This looks.

[C]

This looks good.

[A]

Woof. I can't look at food right now. I'm starving. I did come up with some Shambhala specific Mary kills for you. And then we can just also lead that into other fmks.

[C]

And what. And so what's going on? Is EDP coming on the show?

[A]

No, no, the documentary drops, I think, this weekend. And so they were just talking about it.

[B]

He did August 9th, I believe.

[A]

Yeah, he did call in a long time ago, and so they're. They're following that story. So I didn't know if you. I didn't know if you had had any run ins with him in your long history on YouTube. No, I'm glad. That's good.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Sounds like.

[C]

Unlike me with Jared, everybody.

[A]

Yeah, unlike you with Jared Leto, you pervert.

[C]

Be crazy. Me rock climbing with edp? Like, yeah, I go rock climbing with him all the time.

[A]

He definitely looks like a rock climber for sure.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, my God. All right, are you ready for Mary Kill Shambhala edition?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

All right. Your favorite night. Well, Mary kill Friday night, Saturday night, Sunday night,

[C]

Friday.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

It's probably the only, only day that the Chenis still works.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Kill Saturday.

[B]

Why?

[C]

It's Saturday night. You better kill it, dude. Oh, I'm holding back the. You think this is, bro? All right, Shambala, we kill it Saturday night.

[A]

Okay. Tell me now your penis is working.

[C]

And then Sunday night is. You marry Sunday night because it's, that's the one that you're definitely going to be there for the sunrise.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Hug a stranger.

[A]

Okay. You know, it's more romantic.

[C]

Yeah. You Matt, you, you manifest. That's the day you manifest with.

[A]

You manifest at sunrise.

[C]

You just manifest. Great place to manifest actually.

[A]

I love that. Is that, that's the last night Sunday night?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

All right.

[C]

Like, yeah. Monday morning is. It goes into like Monday morning noon, people start leaving.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got you. There's some jams for us. Okay. Packing to get there. Packing to leave or passing out during Mary. Kill.

[C]

Kill. Packing in. I hate it.

[A]

Hate it. Okay.

[C]

Yeah. Taking, putting stuff and, and leaving. I'm actually much better somehow. I, I, I, I leave with less, with more stuff and I have more room somehow. Must be all the ravioli.

[A]

That takes up a lot of space.

[C]

Mary passing out because like I, I need it. If I don't, if I don't pass out, I'm not gonna sleep because there's no like actively going to sleep on purpose. Oh that sounds, Yeah, I do. Like, like Shambhala. Like sleeps are broken up in like four hour blocks. Four and a half, five hour blocks multiple times. It's, it's really super. I'm surprised at how functional it is to, to be there. And let's say your day starts at 11am you go till 11pm midnight, 1am then you sleep for like 3 hours, come back out at 4am till 7am and then like 7.30am until 1pm and it's like you kind of broke it up into two. And I end up sleeping more that way.

[A]

Really?

[C]

In a way. Yeah. Than I would normally.

[A]

Interesting. Okay.

[C]

What about you? Because you could, you don't need to go to Shambhala to answer this one.

[A]

Oh yeah. This is like camping. So.

[C]

Yeah. So what are you thinking for.

[A]

Yeah, packing to go camping. I almost always never want to go camping because of that. So definitely kill. Packing in it is just such a daunting task.

[C]

Setting up is the worst. One thing about the RV is good is setting up a tent is really annoying.

[A]

We've gotten, we've gotten good at It. I like making the bed and everything, but it's really like the checklists and before we go, the bins making sure we still have paper towels from last year. Like all that. Hate it. So kill that probably. Passing out and Mary packing out. Because I don't love passing out. I want real sleep. Packing out is a great feeling. Going home. Yeah, going home is the best. David, do you go camping?

[B]

I do. Not often, but I do.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Weirdly I like the packing in better than the packing out. Cuz the packing out. I'm so tired and like. Yeah, don't want to be doing that. So I would say I. I would. I would packing or I would marry packing in. I'll kill packing out and I'll passing out. Cuz passing out feels really good.

[A]

All right. Okay. The Grove. We. We love how original you are. The Grove, Fractal Forest and the Pagoda. Mary kill.

[C]

Stuff between 100. Mary Fractal Forest Knew that. That's just. That's the one where you. If you're gonna like propose you everyone, you do it in Fractal Forest.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Pagoda and the Grove. That's tough one. I'd have to kill him both. So I don't decide.

[A]

Whoa. Okay. And then just run off into the sunset with the fractal forest.

[C]

Because I really. I like. I like both of those a lot.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

The Pagoda is a stage that when I first got there, I actually spent a lot of time at my first year. The music that they played there is like just very. It's a particular type that I. I just enjoy quite a bit. And then the Grove has a different speakers from everywhere else. That sounds very good. It has its own sound. It's very nice.

[A]

Got you and French people.

[C]

Yeah. And I think I could. I think you would really much enjoy Fractal Forest the most. Yeah. Yeah. It's a bit more like. It's a bit like. It's a bit like more like funky house disco pop songs. You'd recognize some songs and stuff.

[A]

I need. I like to recognize a song. I like to sing along if possible. Okay. All right. Okay.

[C]

There's this guy. Actually there's this guy there, DJ Susan.

[A]

DJ Susan, Yeah.

[C]

He's this dude that. It's funny, there have been two occasions where I've been out at a festival or something like that and someone's come up to me and they've been like, are you. Are you DJ Susan? And I'm like, no.

[A]

Does he look like you?

[C]

Just a white dude with a mustache.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[C]

I was wearing like, maybe something that was such a jovial vibe. And he's a kind of a jovial vibe. So maybe that's what it was.

[A]

I see it. A little. Yeah, mustache.

[C]

And so me and AB were walking back to our rv, and there was just this dude there. And he was like, yo, who's this? Who's this big sexy. Who's this big, big sexy dude?

[A]

What's up to you? Yeah.

[C]

And I was like, yo, what's up, dude? How you doing? He's like, man, look at us. All right, Jambala, we're gonna kill it. What's your name? And he's like, what's up, DJ Susan? And I was like, dude, I'm like, man, you're the guy. I've been. I've been asked if I'm DJ Susan like, twice in. In the past.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

I was like, let's snap a pick together. And he was like, oh, man. Are you big bro? Are you big bro right now? Bring it in. Give me a hug. Are you big bro? Dude, are you big bro? Am I with big bro, bro? This is legendary, bro. And. And I was hyped up. I was like, oh, I don't want to get too excited. Great energy going on right now. Are you a sick guy? Did I just meet a sick ass dude? He was like, you met the sickest guy. Dude, I'll tell you right now, if you're ever down or sad or you're feeling, pick up this phone. You call me right now. Take that number down. You call me up whenever you feel you promise me that you could do that, right? We best bros right now. We best bros. And I was like, dude, for sure.

[A]

Forever.

[C]

I was like, let's tear this up, bro. Let's tear it up. I was like, you know, and then someone was there. They were like, were you in a Mr. Beast video? And then I laughed because I was super high. So I laughed for like, 15 minutes. And I was like, Bro, let's FaceTime him right now. Let's go. And classic. Obviously, he didn't pick up the phone. No one ever picks up my calls.

[A]

Sad.

[C]

But that was a great. That was a great bit that kept happening. Be like 4am and we're chilling there. Like, so what? What's the plan? I'm like, we call up Jimmy right now.

[A]

Let's give it a call.

[C]

Let's FaceTime Mr. Beast right now. But this guy, he put on a set at Fractal Forest, Kate that you would have loved.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. He had. He had. He had a Lot of songs that. That you would have known and stuff like that. He had. Oh, he had, like, a great remix of Share Believe in Love.

[A]

Oh, love that.

[C]

Yeah, he did the. The. The, like, Montreal Canadiens, like, hockey song there. That one. That. That.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[C]

So he had, like. Yeah, he had. Exactly. It was like, hey. And then it cut to like a hey, hey, hey, hey. It was sick.

[A]

Sick.

[C]

Yeah, he had. He had one of my favorite sets this weekend.

[A]

Is this another sibling?

[C]

A hundred percent.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Like. Like, I was like, I have a friend that was like, that met him once, and she was like, you have to meet him. You guys are very, very similar.

[A]

Well, there you go.

[C]

Yeah. Then she messaged me. She's like, I saw you saw him. She was like, it was. Did I lie? And I was like, no, for real. Actually, he was. It was very interesting hanging out with someone who is more Harley than Harley. Like, I was able. I was able to chill and not be so Harley.

[A]

Look at that.

[C]

Someone. Someone was there doing it, you know?

[A]

I love that you got to take a little. Not a back seat passion. A passenger seat to the Harley show.

[C]

Yeah. I told him. I. I told him. I was like, dude, you should pull up after this. He was like, what do you want to do? You want to go to some batting cages? Who? Knock some balls? Driving range. What do you want to do? And I was like, I don't know. We could do. I was thinking just, like, do drugs and play Xbox. He's like, bro, I would love to do drugs. Play Xbox on your couch. Rent some movies. We'll just rent movies, dude. Drugs. You want to do that? I'll do that. You want to come to my place? I'll fly you down.

[A]

You want.

[C]

Can I fly you down?

[A]

Where did you want to fly down?

[C]

Post up. He said, san Diego.

[A]

Okay. All right. Trying to go to the batting cages.

[C]

The batting cages. I was like, not. Not the batting cage ages. It's not. Not my vibe, but we could do something like that. He's like, whatever you want. You're big bro, dude. You're big bro, big bro.

[A]

Is he calling you old?

[C]

Maybe sometimes. He called. One time he called me a special little guy. AV is cracking up. That.

[A]

He was like.

[C]

He's like, my special little guy.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Are you a special little guy?

[A]

Does he really talk like that?

[C]

His voice. His voice was kind of gone.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

And he was really talking loud. And he would, like, try and yell at other people, like, like to yell for them. And he tried to get louder. His voice got more Quiet. So he's like, you're my special little guy. Let's see what you want. Look, you want drugs? Let me get some drugs.

[A]

Oh, my God. Oh, the life of a dj.

[C]

Oh, yeah. He said he came, he did his setness. That was really good. And he was like rock star life, you know, Rockstar life is still for me. I don't know. What should I do, bro? Should I hang up my DJ headphones? Should I hang up the DJ headphones? What should I do? Get a job as a manager at Home Depot or should I kms. What should I do?

[A]

Oh, my God. The only choices. Hell. God damn.

[C]

Oh, he was, he was a riot. But I did, I thought about you quite a bit there, Kate. I thought about. You would have got a kick out of this guy. You want to kick out of this guy. So many people, like, obviously if they knew me and they were family, they would have known you and it would have been a lot for them. Though already seeing AB there, it's a lot people freaked out. So like really, they just, if, just if any, if however many of you guys ever came to this, you so much fun and people would freak out to be there to see you guys there.

[A]

I don't know if I would want to do drugs. I've never done any.

[C]

You could do it sober. So my buddy, you know the guy Tyler that's there with us with the face tattoos? Yeah. He's 100 sober the whole time. He's friends with people also at this camp called Clean Beats where you just go there and you're like close to the festival. You're not, you're not. No one at your fest in your camp is doing drugs so you're not exposed to it and it is totally fun. Off drug still.

[A]

Yeah. Okay.

[C]

Crazy music, it's a party. Good food, good people, good vibes. Yeah, exactly. So you really, I, I, I, I could tell you like 100. It is still very fun sober.

[A]

All right.

[C]

I hadn't been to Shambhala sober, but I've gone to like after hours and parties like that. And yeah, if you like music, good music and dancing sounds great.

[A]

Yeah, I feel like I would need to, I feel like I would need to be on something because of the other people trying to interact with me. I feel like that is where like being sober gets like

[C]

at a certain point, you're like, oh my God, I'm drained of these idiots.

[A]

I worry that that would be like my first hour.

[C]

I would be like, it is. No, actually, like, I think I believe and Even for me, the first day of my first Shambhala, I was not into the people and the colors and the choices and. And everything. And I was kind of not vibing at the very beginning. But everyone I know, that's gone.

[A]

It.

[C]

It does grow on you.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Big time. It's like by. By. By the second night, you feel like you've been there for a week, and you're just like, the only way through is going through.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So you just push through. And that's where you really start to like it.

[A]

Okay. Okay.

[C]

Yeah, but see, this is funny. This guy's name's DJ Susan. I think that's very smart.

[A]

I love it.

[C]

Because. Would you like. So easy to remember. DJ Susan is this. Dude, there's some good DJ names. Some good DJ names out there. That. There's a one. DJ fart in the club.

[A]

DJ fart in the club.

[C]

D.J. fart in the club. I think it's. I think it's an Asian girl.

[A]

Oh, my God. I love it already.

[C]

Yeah. DJ Fart in the club. And also another one. I believe there's one Ross from Friends.

[A]

That's so good. DJ Fart in the club.

[C]

Because, like, you, like, when you know all these names, they're just like, gonna be a word on a piece of paper on, like a screen.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Like, no one knows. Most of the long time people don't know what a DJ looks like. You know what I mean?

[A]

God. Yeah. They're just, like, doing the music.

[C]

Being Ross from Friends or DJ Fart in the club. People are gonna remember you shout out

[A]

DJ Fart in the club.

[C]

Hey, I heard she's really. I heard she's really, really sick.

[A]

Oh, no. Did she really fart in the club?

[C]

That's the thing. It stinks in there already.

[A]

Is that part of it?

[C]

Yeah, yeah. She's playing at the Monkey Cage tonight.

[A]

What? She. Yeah. New. New stage at Shambala is called the Monkey Cage. Get into it, everyone.

[C]

Also Shambala. When I'm there, a lot of people call it Shambhala.

[A]

Which one is it?

[C]

I've always said Shambala, but I'm. I'm from Montreal. I see things like director.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Like you said a movie director. I always say, like, movie director. Yeah. I put this. The emphasis. Yeah. So. But Shambhala. I might be hitting it a little hard, but I did. I did see a video where a guy. I believe it was Bill Gates. Well, a long old video, talking about Shambhala. And he said a lot of people call it Shambhala, but he was saying that's more like Shangri La. How they are.

[A]

They think it is.

[C]

And I think in, like, in like the, the, the, the myth of, you know, Shangrila and Shambhala, or I think the words are similar. I think they're both like a paradise type thing.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But he was like. Yeah, he, he emphasized Shambhala instead of Shambhala.

[A]

And that's where you got.

[C]

No, I just did it because, like, I'm just saw the name and I'm from Montreal and I was like, shambhala.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And I might be hitting it hard. Yeah. But there's a lot of Shambhalaz. And yeah, he was. Anyways, he knows what's up.

[A]

I guess I'll have to decide how I want to say it.

[C]

Yeah. When I get A lot of people say shams.

[A]

Shams. I did see Shams a lot on.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

On the socials. All right, next question for you. Are you ready?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Ketamine Molly and Acid Mary.

[C]

Kill, kill, Kill. Molly.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

We don't need that big cummy.

[A]

No big cummy Harleys at the fest.

[C]

Acid.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Because. Yeah, that's, yeah, that'd be. Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Mari. Ketamine. I guess, because if out of all of these, it's the only one I'd be able to look at every day if I had to.

[A]

And AB was saying there's two kinds of ketamine.

[C]

Yeah. Ketamine S and ketamine are.

[A]

Okay. And what's the difference between those two?

[C]

It's funny because, like, one of the first conversations I had with, like, Chachi cpt, when I, like, got the voice thing, I was like, so not for me or anything because I'm, I'm good.

[A]

But hypothetically, if a person.

[C]

Yeah. If someone did ketamine S or R, what's the difference? And if I remember correctly, because me personally, I just like to take them both and mix them.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Put them in the same bag. I call it the ketamine bag from hell.

[A]

Yeah. Shake and Bake.

[C]

That the, the S is a lot more people take the S or call it the fun one.

[A]

The fun one. Okay.

[C]

Yeah. And I think it's, like a bit more. I don't want to say one of them will just have you kind of thinking more like you might be thinking on things more. And that was always the R. Okay. But I find it, it's a bit harder usually to take. That's actually easier.

[A]

Gotcha.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

But also, don't do drugs.

[C]

Yeah, exactly.

[A]

Don't do drugs.

[C]

I, I, there's this place I love this place in Montreal I always talk about. It's called Stereo.

[A]

Oh, yes.

[C]

It opens 3am and goes till noon. And you could have. Can we turn. I'm so sorry. Can we turn this song off?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Trying to piss me off, David.

[B]

I felt like, like a few minutes ago when Kate stopped bouncing and I was like, when? Who's gonna break first and be like, can we turn this music off?

[A]

Of like a timer going, of course it's Harley. I was still bouncing to it in my head, but it wasn't on. Continue. Stereo.

[C]

Yeah, so.

[A]

Just started moving. I was like, oh,

[C]

David.

[A]

Stereo.

[C]

Yes. What was I even talking. Why was I talking about that?

[A]

We were talking ketamine, not doing drugs.

[C]

Oh, yeah. People go there. You get there 3am they don't serve alcohol there. Right after hours. Goes to like, noon sometimes. Great dance floor. They don't allow chewing gum, so there's no gum on the floor. No phones allowed.

[A]

What about come.

[C]

No, Everyone swallows it.

[A]

Got you.

[C]

And they coming, man. The. The place is. Is. Is great. And I've always been there and been up and I always had a great time. And I was like, oh, yeah, let's go. And a lot of people don't like to go to stereo because sometimes it could be like a ghoulish vibe. It's a little crazy. It' dark and just like. It's just all music and dancing. So it brings people from, like, the most random places.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

If you're. If you're. If you're. If you're in Lebanon and you're like, I'm going to Montreal, Google, what should I do in Montreal? It is a good chance it'll be like, go to Stereo.

[A]

Stereo comes up.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. So you. When you go to the smoking section there, you'll hear like 10 different languages. It's really. It's a beautiful thing.

[A]

It's very cool.

[C]

And. And there's no, like, talking in there. The music's so loud. It's just dancing. Great place. Super cool. It's such a gem of Montreal. I love it at 3am yeah, it's really awesome. And I had to go. I went there once because I was like, okay, I'm gonna go to stereo sober. Because I just want to know, do I even like this, or am I just going because I'm on drugs and really, like.

[A]

And it sounds great. On drugs.

[C]

Exactly. So I was like, I'm gonna go sober. So I remember, like, setting my alarm for. For 3am once and waking up, getting dressed, and driving down there at like 3. I'm getting there at 4. 4am I'm having a white monster in line. I'm walking up, the bouncer slaps the can out of my hand. He's like, there's no drink in here or in front. And I'm like, that's a monster.

[A]

Yeah, bro.

[C]

And I like. I was like, yeah, I'm sober. I'm sober. It's a monster. And he was like, oh, what are you doing here? And I went inside and like, I had the same experience that I always do. I stood in, like, the same spot and I danced the whole time and it was cool. But this time, like, normally when I'm there, I'll have creative epiphanies or something. Or I'm just like, wow, humans really, like, made. Made music and these speakers. And look at us, how we're all.

[A]

That's like.

[C]

You think? Exactly. But when I was sober, I was like, how many calories have I burnt?

[A]

Just very.

[C]

I could use some water. That guy definitely needs water.

[A]

My body is telling me things. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And I'm. I'm just like, thinking normally. And outwardly it looks the exact same. I'm just there bobbing like an idiot for a couple hours. Yeah, exactly.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But then when I left and the sun's out, everyone looks like a terrible ghoul. And I. I like, feel like a million bucks. I'm like, I'm gonna go have breakfast and go on with my day. Yeah. And have actually have a great day today. Yeah. And I have friends now that they pull up. They'll pull up the stereo at like 6am on the weekend. And they'll. They'll consider it like their, like, morning run. They'll go like a bunch of friends, like 6:00am and they'll leave at like 9:00am on Saturday. Yeah. And they'll get brunch or something. Yeah. And they just go dead ass sober. And I had a great time. And I was like, oh, yeah. I really like this. This is fun. Anyways, so I. Having been to Burning man and Sham Shambala, they're both things that it's like, oh, I would if I had to go. But they're like, you can go, but you have to be sober. I would be like, okay, fine, you still would. Totally easy. I would love to still go sober.

[A]

I feel like those are the people you want at the festival. Right? Like, the drugs are fun, but they like the. The soul of it too.

[B]

Big thing.

[C]

But difference on. Even though, like, they're. They're very hard to compare. You you can't compare them Shambhala and Burning Man. But. But, like, I love them both, but I like. I like Shambhala more than I like Burning man in the same way that I like pizza more than computers.

[A]

They're just very different.

[C]

But I like them both.

[A]

Right.

[C]

But if I have to choose, I do like pizza better than computers.

[A]

You could live without computers, but you can't live without pizza.

[C]

I could live without both of them.

[A]

Okay, but if you had to pick one.

[C]

Yeah. I'm just like, you know what? Probably for the. The long run and everything, let's just go with pizza instead of computers.

[A]

Got you. All right.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Are you going to Burning man this year?

[C]

I think I'm. I'm like, I gotta kill it at the gathering of the Juggalos.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So if I did. Yeah, if I did. If I did and I told them also, I was like, dude, I'll go there. It'll be sick if it's footage. Just don't pay me back. Burning man is very much. Much like, such a crazier, harder undertaking. Like Burning man, you can't put water on the ground. No. Gray water. Gray water is like, if you brush your teeth and then you spit that water out, you can't put that on the ground there.

[A]

So you have to, like, carry all your.

[C]

You literally put it into a. Into a bucket or a container that you are taking back out of Burning man with you.

[A]

That is so gross.

[C]

Right? So I. When I'm there, I don't. I don't shower. I just use baby wipes all over the body. Showering there is very, very difficult because any water that touches your body has to leave. So people set up, like, a drain that you stand in, and it goes. It is totally Arrakis. Like, absolutely Arrakis. But also at. At Burning man, like, you can just walk up to anyone and. Oh, by the way, I got claimed for one of the noises. One of the dune noises.

[A]

You did?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, on your stream. Oh, damn.

[C]

Yeah. So be careful with it, Rip.

[B]

Can't use it.

[C]

Yeah. Or. I know. Or. Or just make sure people make noises over it.

[A]

Like, sing it like we did.

[C]

Yeah, that.

[A]

That. We found the. The loophole on that. Yeah.

[C]

But, yeah, the whole mo. Taking your water out with you and stuff changes how. How hard it is. Like, and you can. You. You can't buy anything at Burning Man.

[A]

Right. It's not like, barter trade. Right.

[C]

So that ends up being easy in some ways, because you could literally go to anyone and be like, guys, I'm lost. I want all these drugs. I don't know where I am, and I haven't eate. Eaten. And any camp, anywhere, a Burning man will be like, oh, dude, come here. And they'll hook you up.

[A]

They're like hospitality.

[C]

Oh, my God. Big time, everyone, Big time operates on Zeus's rule of hospitality.

[A]

Yeah, got you. I love that.

[C]

Yeah. So you like. For me, it is. It is. That is way, way, way. Like you could buy Slurpee at a Shambhala.

[A]

That's. See, that's my speed. That's.

[C]

You can't. You can't do anything in Burning man like that.

[B]

I have a question, because you. So is it. Any liquids can't go on the ground.

[C]

Nothing on the ground.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Not even. Not even ash from a cigarette can go on the ground. And like,

[A]

No, you die.

[B]

That's just like the vibe.

[A]

You go on the.

[C]

It's the vibe. And. And like. Like, here's the thing. I. I've been there like a. Like a sunrise set. And there's. It's the weirdest thing. I'll still never forget how it looked. I was looking at like 3,000 people dancing. And the sun is up, so now it's all lit up and there's 3,000 people dancing. Like a big. One of the bigger concerts that you've ever been to or seen. Like all here, just people dancing, standing. Not a fucking piece of paper or gum on the floor. You're outside, huge crowd, no gum wrapper, no cigarette butt, nothing. No one does it. And how it happens is because, like, you could do that. You could drop something on the ground, whatever, other people will walk by and will pick it up. Like people always picking up. Moop is like a thing that people do constantly matter out of place.

[A]

Oh, you.

[C]

You go and you pick it up everywhere. And that's what they do. They. You. You pick it up and.

[A]

David, don't touch that.

[B]

What?

[A]

I said, David, don't touch that in chat.

[C]

What is it? What is that?

[A]

Talking a Super Chat, the new Super Chat that just came in. Oh, it says Poop dollar.

[C]

Oh, Poop dollar. David.

[A]

Sorry. Keep going.

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

Keep going. I thought you saw it too.

[C]

Everyone knows what Poop dollar is, right?

[A]

Yeah. David, do you know?

[B]

I think, but explain it.

[C]

No, he's like, I know. Yeah, you explain it. You explain that it is. You tell us who you think it is. Don't say something weird now. Everyone's gonna think you're in the head.

[A]

Dude,

[B]

I don't know what Poop dollars. I don't know.

[C]

Okay. Poop dollar. Apparently at like three, the gathering of the Juggalos, people will like, wipe their ass with a dog.

[B]

Okay, that's what I thought it was. That's what I thought it was. But I didn't want to. Once you said something weird, I was like, well, can't say the one thing.

[A]

I think it is disgusting.

[C]

And then when people pick it up, everyone screams, poop dollar. But there is. There is something similar like that with the. The moop that I. I got destroyed with once, really was. I was walking and I saw a glow stick on the ground. Like, someone dropped the glow stick. And it's big piece of mop. I'm gonna pick it up. So I'm like walking and I. I go. It was a big moop. And I go. And I bend down to pick it up and it just moves. And I look and there's a platform there and there's a guy with a fishing rod and like eight friends. And they all start screaming, laughing, Gotcha. And they're like, how do you feel? Like, God, you're right. I'm like, I feel very stupid. I feel stupid.

[A]

How do you feel? Loser.

[C]

Yeah, Literally, I was like, I feel stupid. All right.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Bye, guys. Walked away.

[A]

Take care.

[C]

But it is a good bit that you just had, like a fishing rod. They're waiting for some idiot to come get it. Some.

[A]

Some well meaning idiot trying to keep the burn clean.

[C]

Half the people at Burning man are like, this is a place that you come to when you become a new person. I am reborn. Every year I come to Burning Man. The burn is the true birthplace. And then there's other people that are like, we're gonna get wasted and we're gonna pretend that we're gonna tie this piece of this coke bag to this fishing rod and we're gonna.

[A]

With people. I love that.

[C]

Yeah. There was. There was a place right next to my. My camp at Burning man. That it was. They literally brought in a 1950s diner, stove top, everything. They had a black and white checkered floor. And this is insane. In the middle of the desert. Black and white checkered floor, booth seating. And all the people there are these dudes, but they're dressed like 1950s waitresses on, like, rollerblades, coming over with, like, their wigs and stuff, asking you what you want to order. And they give you a menu that has extensive items on it. Lasagna, turkey dinner, all these things. And they take your order and, you know, you order whatever you want. And they rollerblade back and they come back and they're like, all right, who got the lasagna? And you're like, oh, that's me. And they put a grilled cheese down in front of you. Someone else, like, who got the lasagna? It's like, over here. And they put down a grilled cheese.

[A]

I love that.

[C]

Yeah, it's just grilled cheese is there, but everything is still just the bit.

[A]

Oh, I love a bit.

[C]

That's all. All bits. The. Yeah, the people that I went with, they were actually. They were. They were the better Bitstream Bureau. That's what they were known as. And it was all bits, all the time. Non stop bits.

[A]

I love that. Yeah, I love that.

[C]

You would. You would like that part. I think you really like if you

[A]

could copter me in. You know, I don't want to be there.

[C]

Okay, Diplo.

[A]

I know, I know.

[C]

Okay, Diddy. Who are you? Diddy, over here, pulling up to the burning.

[A]

I know that.

[C]

I know. All we need to do is just actually convince Ethan to go somehow.

[A]

Ethan.

[C]

Because Burning man is really crazy. They have, like. Burning man got a bit weird like. Like Elon Musk's brother is on the board. They do like. They do, like, tick tocks to promote Burning man, which is very, very strange.

[B]

How the.

[A]

How. How do I swing a trip to France from Ethan, I want you to noodle on that.

[C]

I got some good angles.

[B]

And let me join.

[A]

And David comes too.

[C]

Yeah, but you have to have that. You have to have that boombox playing that French song.

[B]

Just walking through Paris.

[A]

I just almost snort my yogurt drink. Oh, my God. I would kill myself. Who did that? Oh, my God. All right, what do we have next? Oh, now we're just going into the normal ones. We're just going normal ones.

[C]

The only men that Kate would

[A]

honestly. Gary Oldman, but not as a little person. True. Now serious black. I would do. I want to do. We want to do this. Let me see what else we have. We do have other. But let's just do this one really quick. Mary kill. David, you go first. Peter Dinklage, Danny DeVito or specifically Gary Oldman in Tiptoes.

[C]

But he won't stand up. He's only on his knees.

[A]

Yeah. In a role of a lifetime, killing

[B]

Gary Oldman because stolen valor, period. I will all the dink and I'll marry Danny DeVito. Love. Yeah,

[A]

I think that's mine too.

[C]

No, me too. That's mine.

[A]

I know, but I like. I wanna. I don't want to have sex with Danny Devito But I don't want to kill him.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So I feel like I have to marry him by default because Peter Dinklage is so much sexier.

[C]

Yeah, right. Well, I assume you're gonna have sex with the person you marry way more.

[A]

Oh, true. All right, I'll DeVito one time and I'll marry Dinklage. I don't want that to be shown on screen because it looks. It looks bad. It looks.

[B]

What looks bad about it?

[A]

Look at all this. Come. Exactly. Oh, my God.

[C]

You're gonna get. You're gonna get hit up by the. By the gang at Duncan. They're gonna be like, damn, girl, you changed.

[A]

You really sold out. Yeah. And I come back with just yogurt all over my face. Nice. Real nice. Harley, did you go. Did you say yours?

[C]

Yeah, same as David.

[A]

Okay, cool.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

All right. Harley, while you were gone, I don't know how much of it you got at Shambhala, but.

[B]

Oh, is that the only one?

[A]

Yeah, I was gonna move on for sure.

[B]

For sure. Sick.

[A]

That was just like a palate cleanser. Yeah, we have others, but I want to move on to some other stuff before we leave.

[C]

Put them on the rainy day dock.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have tons of other fm.

[C]

I got one of those too, by the way.

[B]

A rainy day.

[A]

Is it in your folder?

[C]

It's on my notepad, though.

[A]

God forbid a woman is hungry during a set. Okay. Did you hear about Jimothy while you were gone?

[C]

Yes, there was a Jimothy. There was Jimothy totem there. Oh, just like there's one of me. Yeah, there's a Jimothy one.

[A]

Oh my God. You're in good company.

[C]

Legendary status, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's amazing. Okay, so.

[C]

And someone else drew some sick ass Jimothy art that they put on the subreddit. They drew Jimothy with. With no fur and stuff.

[A]

Oh, right. Oh, you were here when we talked about him. You wanted to see his bones.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And his skin and all of that. Weird, right? That was you?

[C]

That was his organs inside his skeleton.

[A]

And his brain.

[C]

That is brain.

[A]

I want to see my chihuahua's brain.

[C]

I want to take temperature of his brain. I'll put like a thermometer in his skull and see how temperature.

[A]

See how hard he's thinking.

[C]

Yeah, hard questions. Ask him math questions and see if the temperature goes up.

[A]

Stupid. All right, well, it's. It's culminated in the city of. Of Seattle declaring 2026 the summer of Jimothy. And they also did a whole art contest for Him.

[C]

He has no clue, does he?

[A]

No clue. He's.

[B]

Of course he doesn't.

[A]

Babe, wake up. As Jimothy Summer. So people did all kinds of artwork for him. And the winner of the art contest is going to hang.

[C]

Well, they will, Jim.

[A]

Their. Their piece is going to hang in the. In the city Smithsonian. Oh, close. Maybe someday. Maybe someday. So this is the winner who was chosen this past weekend or maybe just yesterday. This is just yesterday. Here's her adorable picture of Jimothy.

[B]

Hell yeah. Jimothy Godzilla.

[A]

It's not working. Yeah, Jimothy Godzilla overlooking the Space Needle and all that. So congratulations.

[C]

Kaijumothy.

[A]

Kaiju. Look at him. Look how cute he is. So AI and stupid.

[B]

Yeah, that's a real photo.

[C]

It's true. No, we hate it.

[A]

We hate it.

[C]

Look at that. It's so cute. Wait, no, I hate it

[A]

too. It's too cute and dumb. So congratulations. I just wanted to update people on that. We also had. We had a question on the subreddit about my keyboard because the egg. Yes. We did not give people an update on whether or not, like, the. The status of my keyboard. And they said. Oh, shit. What the fuck? Okay, Kate, please respond. I can't stop thinking about that egg you dropped on your keyboard and whether or not you can still feel it when you type. Gross. Did you have to buy a new one? How did you get the yolk out of the individual keys? Sincerely, a concerned listener who has dropped

[C]

egg on their own keyboard.

[A]

Exactly. Asking for a friend. How did you do it? Okay, so just by coincidence, I got. I had a new keyboard that I was, like, going to put on my. Put on my actual computer. So I had another keyboard.

[B]

So you farmed. You did it on purpose.

[A]

It's super cute. Can you see it?

[C]

Nice.

[A]

See how cute it is? I got, like, the cool little key caps and all that.

[C]

What kind of keycaps do you put on there?

[A]

Well, the keycaps are. I forget what they're called, but they have those little kitty cat shapes. And then I have, like, very creamy switches that I got as well. So we are working with a really adorable set. As far as the other keyboard, as you guys know, that egg was sunny side up and fell straight down yolk first into the center of my keyboard.

[B]

Broke the yolk.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Yes. You know, sometimes yolks are strong, you know?

[A]

Foul. Disgusting.

[C]

I think I saw that yolk break as it was falling.

[A]

Yeah, it was like it was coming undone there. Gross.

[B]

Look, pov. We're the keyboard.

[A]

The only. Yeah, the only Way. The only way to clean it was to take the. Take the actual keys off and, like, wipe it out with some, like, Clorox wipes. And it's so. It's functional. But I don't use it anymore because I got my other cool keyboard.

[B]

You got your creamy keyboard?

[A]

I got my creamy keyboard.

[B]

You got rid of your eggy keyboard and got your creamy keyboard.

[A]

Yeah. So that's the update from that. Thank you so much, guys, for your concern. No, I'm not still using a keyboard covered in egg yolk. I don't know how to feel about people thinking that I did that.

[C]

We got to get new computers soon.

[A]

You're right.

[B]

Three more monitors each.

[A]

Well, I'll cook up some more eggs, and we can work on that.

[B]

Someone donated to drops new keyboard on egg.

[A]

Oh, my God. That sense makes be so funny. I'm like, here, guys. Yeah, my egg.

[B]

Don't worry, guys. I got a new egg.

[A]

Reversed it. Oh, my God.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

We were talking about AI and so I wanted to.

[C]

Dude, I saw. I don't want to dox it so crazy. I saw an AI stage visual.

[A]

Okay. Yeah.

[C]

And I like making my own visuals, and I do. I will use AI as an image, and then I'll. But I do spend time compositing, like, images that I've pulled or friends pictures I've taken. And I do it there, but it is an element in there. But I'm still, like, hyper aware of when I see it. And I'll always, like, in my head, question, like, how we got there or whatever, blah, blah, blah. Or I'm. I'm just. It's what. What takes me out is I know how people feel about it.

[A]

It.

[C]

So when I see it somewhere, like at Shambhala on the stage, I'm like, someone has made a decision now to put it here. And now I'm aware of how some people feel about it. So I'm now unimmersed in this moment because I am thinking.

[A]

You're thinking about how you did not create.

[C]

You did not create an AI thing. That was. Evidently not. And I'm not doing the bit where I'm like, it's AI. Everything is AI. There was writing on the screen, and I was staring at it. And this was not the day I was on acid, so I was not seeing things.

[A]

Yeah, sure.

[C]

I was like, this is crazy. I'm like, it's like right here. It's very clear. I was looking around at people, and I'm sure, like, people just maybe saw it glance, thought about It. Or maybe. Probably didn't even. But it was. It was kind of weird. It was interesting.

[A]

I'm sure people picked up on it, were like. But then they moved on, you know?

[C]

Yeah, it was just. It was just like. It was really. It was really. Yeah, it was just interesting. But. Yeah. Anyways.

[A]

This is a conspiracy theory from an actor. David, I know you weighed in on this, so we can chat.

[C]

An actor. Oh, they're the smartest people. We should take everything that they say as gospel, for sure.

[B]

You're absolutely right. Thank you.

[C]

Harley, was there. Are they really? Was it a really hot and famous actor?

[A]

It's this guy. I don't know him. But it's an interesting theory that he has about specifically that viral trend that we did, that you shaved your bush. Trend.

[C]

Oh, I was. I was. I didn't say that on the show.

[A]

What?

[C]

I must have said it on my lesser podcast.

[A]

What?

[C]

That they use it to check the. How we say things and, like. Because AI can't get the intonation of words.

[A]

Did you say it when we were talking about it?

[C]

I don't know, but it's gonna. It's like gonna be one of those things where someone's gonna be like, here's Harley talking about it six months ago. Yeah, it's a clip.

[A]

I mean, I'm like, wow, I'm so smart. Well, this is what this guy has to say about it, specifically as an actor. And he has a. He has some inside knowledge.

[C]

Oh, as an actor. David, you better listen up.

[B]

Yeah, I'm listening.

[C]

Is your colleague here? Is our.

[B]

Say something a bunch of different ways.

[C]

Emotional, emotionally, or say something as different famous people.

[B]

You know that.

[C]

Tick tock.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Yes, dude.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Auditions from my agent for AI companies

[C]

where they're like, for a hundred thousand

[B]

dollars, come in and say these things, right?

[C]

And I was like, no, of course not. Because a hundred thousand would be a lot of money.

[B]

But I'm getting a job away from

[C]

myself in the future. I think these AI companies all.

[A]

Yeah, no.

[C]

And they were like, no one will audition for this much money.

[B]

Can you just.

[C]

I didn't know that part. And we'll grab the data. I think it's all AI.

[A]

Isn't that crazy?

[C]

Yeah, that makes sense. That's crazy. And also.

[A]

And I hate conspiracy theories. I really.

[C]

It's just like. Well, no, but I. I had heard that beforehand and I. I had heard that without knowing that people probably do get called in to do that type of stuff, you know?

[A]

Well, David, you were saying that you did, right?

[B]

No, no, No, I. Not to discredit him. I was saying I've never gotten an audition like this before.

[A]

You never have.

[C]

Oh, David, did you teach Chat GPT how to speak by accident?

[A]

No, I did not save your bush like Saikuno. Okay.

[B]

I did not. No.

[C]

I mean, maybe crazy that we have. Like, what did you do, David?

[B]

I was gonna say maybe inadvertently where they just stole. They stole our video and then used it, but I didn't purposely go to Chat GBT and say, hey, this is how you say you shaved that bush. Like psycho.

[C]

You know, they scraped you. They scraped you good. They scraped all your Saikuno. They scraped. Your life is strange too. You got scraped and gaped by Chat GPT.

[A]

Scraped. Woof.

[B]

This does remind me, though, not of an AI thing, but of old Disney auditions I would go on. Oh. Where they were like, come in like, this is as like, kids. They like, come in with like five unique characters actors. Because they, like, didn't have show ideas and they would bring kids in to do that and then not cast them and then just take their ideas and make shows off of it.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

We.

[C]

We had like, when I. When I. We were doing like an epic meal time movie shopping went around way earlier on, like 2013. In my management at the time, they were like, yeah, so we're gonna bring some people in to. For their scripts and stuff. And I was like, okay, cool. And I wasn't putting the money up, so I was like, I have a couple writer friends. They can come in and they'll. They'll. They'll pitch with us, you know, but they're not just pitching me. They're pitching like, the people putting the money up and then the distributor. So people come in and they pitch their ideas, we take notes and then we leave. And I was like, oh, yeah. So I kind of like this guy and that guy. But full disclosure, this guy's my friend, so I'm leaning more on him. But like, that guy's also good. If you want to do something that's like, not my friend, we could do that guy. And they're like, oh, no, no, we're not gonna do any of them. We have in house writers. So we just took all the movie ideas and we're gonna just. We'll have a meeting and decide what the best idea is. And I was like, well, so we're not. We were never gonna hire any of these people. They're like, no, we have like a whole team of in house writers.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

And I was like, oh, dude. They know when they come in and they say that. That that's what we're doing. And he's like, it's literally part of the industry. You don't, like, say it, but everyone knows that when you're pitching an idea, like, that idea could just be taken and utilized. And I was like, well, I wouldn't have brought. I wouldn't have had my friends waste their time at least if I knew that. And like, I don't. And I was like, like. And I was like, we also don't need to, like, if we're just taking movie ideas and you have someone who's gonna write it. I have movie ideas. We don't need to, like, rob these people's ideas. I was like, if someone's coming in with an idea, then they've already thought about it and then they could see it through to the end. You can't just, like, take someone's idea and give it to another writer. I'm like, you might as well just ask the writers you have working what their ideas are. Right? But then they wouldn't do that because then they are attached with their worker who put the credit on. They would actually have to be credited because they work at the company. Some, who knows? But it was really. It was really scamming cost.

[A]

What does it cost to credit someone? Like, what the.

[C]

I. Back in the day, back then, it was like, if you wrote a movie just as a writer, something you could expect, like $60,000 for the script. And then I don't know what type of back end you get on it or something, Something like that. It changes from that point.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Yeah, it is. Yeah. Because, like, how many scripts is someone gonna sell? Like, you know what I mean? Like, they're so wrong. Obviously, it's the. The foundation is the skeleton of the whole movie. Right? But yeah, so they, they said that. And it's funny. So then when I see things happening, like things come up that AI is doing something like this, and I'm like, we've already. Humans have already been doing it. Or where they're like, like, oh, there's no. Yeah, AI. These AI YouTube videos have no soul. And it's like, have you looked at the thumbnail wall on Mr. Beast's channel? Like, it already abides by what an algorithm.

[A]

It was like this for years. Yeah.

[C]

And, and, and, and AI is just scary because AI does it so fast. Like I heard at Meta, they. Their computers are recorded the whole time, the coders and stuff. Their computers are recorded all time, except for 30 minutes a day they have privacy time where they can do whatever on their computer, but other than that, the AI watches all their computers. And it's like, that's crazy because you go in every day. Maybe you got your degree and you got this job at Meta and you're super excited and you're down there and all you're doing is training for your job to never be done by humans again. And it must be like the most unfulfilling, mentally tax, emotionally draining gig because you go in every day and you're just like showing the computer how to do it and. Yeah, that sucks.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, I had. It wasn't AI, but like you said, it's already been happening forever. When I was in tech doing marketing stuff, I didn't know it, but I was training at some point, this agency of contractors that became like a huge thing so they wouldn't have to pay people healthcare, they would just hire an agency. And so I trained them on all of our content and then they laid me off.

[C]

Yeah. And people do that. That's insane. Yeah, but that's always been a thing, right? At jobs. You. You like sometimes are training the next person not realizing you're replacing yourself.

[A]

Yeah. It's scary.

[C]

You become. Sometimes you become too valuable and you deserve too much at the company that you know.

[A]

So. And mind you, they can all pay for it. Right? Like, all of these people can afford to pay people what they are due and they just want to be greedy and gross and I hate it. I hate it so much.

[C]

But like AI, I always see AI. I'm like, man, does they show a video of AI riding a mountain bike. They're like, the air is. I'm like, get his ass off that bike. Get him in the hospital.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Crunching. I want him fixing these diseases and solve cancer. And they're like this AI, I just beat this person and it's like, he's not playing chess. We'll be playing chess.

[A]

They're never doing will.

[C]

They're like, AI can make this much music. Blah. But it's like we play the drums and guitars, not you. Well, but that's the fix traffic.

[A]

They never use it for like the good. They steal the creativity. That's, that's my issue with it is

[B]

that it's money driven. It's not.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Morality or trying to help the world. It's like, oh, this industry that costs a bunch of money. It'll be so much cheaper if you let a robot do that.

[A]

You don't have to deal with people. Woof.

[C]

So People do suck.

[A]

People do suck. People ruin everything. Well, okay, go ahead.

[B]

People created AI so who's the real. Who's the real loser?

[C]

You know what's. And you know what, but you know what's so crazy about it is like, okay, Chat, gbt, Gemini, Claude Grock. In every single sci fi thing we're talking about like Skynet, we have four skynets and they all have different personalities. What are we doing?

[A]

What are we supposed to do?

[C]

4 Skynets. 4 Skynets.

[A]

Monopoly. Everybody wants it. Everybody wants a piece.

[C]

Yeah, we're. We're literally having a. We're building simultaneous AI overlords. If there was a chance AI was gonna our up, we're just making more chances of that happening.

[A]

Maybe we'll have AI overlord elections one day. Where we have to. We have to elect Grok or Claude or ChatGPT or whoever the else.

[C]

Honestly, Rock, that's crazy.

[A]

I'm going into Cleo though. I want the orcas to rule me.

[B]

Like, thinking about how scary it was of them taking over like industries and stuff is like one thing. But now the Flock camera thing is

[A]

like, I can't even looking into that too. Yeah, there's so much worse thing there. There's a big story there that I've been collect. Gathering information.

[C]

I've only skipped the. The top of it, but sounded incredibly interesting and up.

[A]

The piece that I found interesting for this show is a mayor in Tennessee. Used to be a pro wrestler. Kane.

[C]

Yep, yep.

[A]

And he is one of the people that's like coming out against the Flock cameras and everything. So.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy that Kane is right. Politics. He's also like 69.

[A]

I know.

[C]

He's huge, bald, scary dude.

[A]

I always thought it was the Undertaker. I thought it was the same guy for a long time.

[B]

No, they were.

[C]

They. They played up like they were brothers.

[A]

Brothers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude.

[C]

I wrote a sick. I wrote a sick ass horror movie about two brothers that worked at a mortuary.

[A]

Oh, cool.

[C]

Yeah. And have an abusive father.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

And end up killing the father and burning the place down. And it was like a slow reveal at the end that it was like an origin story of Kane and the Undertaker. Yeah, it was pretty neat. I remembered. I remembered shopping that around right now. It's like I could like read that right now. If someone shows me, I'd be like, was this AI?

[A]

No.

[C]

What is this AI?

[A]

No. I want to read that. Do you have it?

[C]

Yeah, I could find it for sure. They have an emails. Yeah, I love. Maybe just read it on the show. Could read on the show.

[A]

Yeah, we could do a table read. Do you have.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Do you have stories? You must have some good stories.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You must have some. Some sitting around. Maybe find some of your old. Old. No, no, no, me too. Some of the oldest stuff I wrote is. So I. I was at my parents house and I. I found like old scripts I wrote in like 2004. Three, where I'm just. I'm like trying to be edgy.

[A]

Yeah. Trying to be like real.

[C]

Oh, it's so bad.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Trying to. I was trying to write like the great American novel. Trying to sound like Ernest Hemingway. Like Kate, get truly. Oh, my God. Yeah, we should def. I definitely want to do a reading of that. That Kane script because that sounds sick.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I have. I have updates for you from the WNBA universe. Yeah, I'm gonna keep it brief. I'm just gonna give you the. The hot goss.

[C]

I actually wrote one note here during. Because I heard one thing.

[A]

What?

[C]

Oh, Melissa cheated on Dijonay with multiple NBA players. WNBA players. Yeah,

[A]

yeah. No, W. That was the only.

[C]

That was the only thing I got.

[A]

Yeah. And I. Yeah, that's all we're going to talk about. So. Yeah, it was All Star Weekend. I did a whole, like, this is what's happening at All Star Weekend on Friday. And everyone was like, this sucks. We don't care about the wnba. And then in the middle of the weekend, the drama exploded and I had people being like, kate, we need an update on this stuff. So here is a very short update. First of all. Yeah. So it was confirmed that De Jana is now dating Jackie Young, who we thought she was dating. Her ex, Melissa Smith showed up at a party hosted by De Janet's friends and got kicked out. Here's Melissa being forcibly removed from the party. She was trying to, like, follow Dijonay around. And so security walked her out. Here she is with her big fluffy hair over there.

[B]

We can't see it.

[A]

Oh, God, I'm so stupid.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

All right. So here she is. This is Melissa. She's getting pressed by this short king to get the fuck out. And then we have her getting escorted out. She's over here being escorted out of the. Of the club of the party. It was a private party thrown by Dijonay's, like, best friends. She knew this. She shows up with the girl she cheated on her with, bruh. To this party trash. Because she's just trying to instigate. She's trying to instigate. And so after a year or maybe A little less of just being quiet about all of it. Dijonay got on threads and said, since want to be funny today, Imma be hilarious. Yes. Melissa cheated on me with deja Kelly and Aaliyah Nye. Plus plus plus Many more.

[B]

Holy.

[A]

Yeah, man.

[C]

I don't want to be rude. I don't want to be rude. We told you.

[A]

We told you so.

[C]

We told you.

[A]

We've been. We've been telling her. We've been telling her so. She was pissed. Absolutely pissed. And then people started dragging both Melissa and the girls with whom Melissa cheated. They're all on the same team. These are two younger players, newer to the league. I gotta mute this.

[B]

And someone else have to show it to us.

[A]

Oh, my God. I'm dying today. Dance. If Melissa cheated on you, someone said to this video that they put on TikTok. So this is Aaliyah Nye and this is deja Kelly. They are definitely younger than Melissa, newer to the league, and she cheated with both of them. Plus who. Who knows who else? I think they were just, you know, proximity wise, it was probably pretty easy because they're all on the same team. And this.

[C]

They probably had a blast.

[A]

Yeah. And this is why. This is. I think Dijonay is probably extra pissed because this is while. Why while Dijonay was, like, recovering from an injury, celebrating her win of the championship. Like, flew out with a cast on to go see her, and she's cheating with two of her teammates. Gross. And then how are we gonna do without men?

[C]

We have a blast, though, didn't they?

[A]

Well, I don't know if it was. I think it was separate, but I'm sure, yeah, cheating's fun until you get caught. Am I right?

[C]

I'm just saying everyone's an athlete. You guys got, like. You guys are saying on it on the same team, like, everything's like. You know what I mean? You're about to be running drills. You're running drills in there.

[A]

Yeah. You're drilling. You're drilling, right?

[C]

You drilling.

[A]

Melissa brought that backpack, and she was drilling.

[C]

Slam that backpack down. Crack it open. What's on side? Stick it in me. Let me stick it in you. And flip it around.

[A]

Stick it in.

[C]

Now back in here and back in there. Bounce on it.

[A]

Yep. Spin on it.

[C]

Everything. Legs up.

[A]

Y.

[C]

Here we go.

[A]

Face down, ass up. That's probably how it was. It's probably how it was.

[C]

Better probably than how we said it. Yeah.

[A]

Probably more creative. Probably, like, good music going. Yeah, I'm sure it was much better.

[C]

Wasn't like, all right. Ass down and.

[A]

Okay. And we're flipping over now.

[C]

And we're bouncing. We are bouncing.

[A]

I've come. Thank you so much. Have a great evening. Is everyone.

[C]

Everyone's good. All right.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Waters, anybody?

[C]

I got Uber eats you want.

[A]

All right, see you guys around. See you at practice tomorrow out there. Yeah. One grilled cheese and so then Melissa gets on when she gets home from All Star Weekend after getting kicked out of the club, she decided to take to the intro nets to streaming and say her piece. She's idiot.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Next allegation, doing the court background. She's such a loser. Cheating. Cheating. She said whether she cheated on me and I cheated on her. No one who hasn't cheated says that. Hey, it doesn't matter who did what, you know, whether it was definitely me or not her. Like, what the. Melissa. Why are we bringing that to the Internet a year later?

[C]

That was like, 11 months ago, dude. God, it's so really

[A]

hell when nobody did anything to anybody. You showed up to a party you were not invited with. With that was being thrown by your ex's friend with the girl you cheated on your ex with and were following her around, allegedly harassing her. Allegedly. Yeah. Whether she cheated on me or I cheated on her, that has nothing to do with anybody. So you did it. You guilty. Afraid. Guilty. People are pissed.

[C]

Yeah, I did, but it's none of your business.

[A]

Exactly.

[C]

Can you stop. Can you stop talking about it?

[A]

Like, why does she have to keep saying, or maybe she cheated on me? Like, we know that didn't happen. What are we doing? People asking what she's wearing. She's literally wearing what the stud buds were wearing the first night. So she's also, like, copying the stud buds.

[B]

Stolen valor.

[A]

Stolen valor. You are not a bud, sir. Ma', am. Like, what that.

[C]

Don't even.

[A]

You might be a stud. You are not a bud to the Internet a year later. Why? Yeah, I wonder why she did that. Melissa. It's crazy. Just for fun. That's ridiculous. Especially when you're in a happy, healthy relationship. I would never in my life do that to you.

[C]

Nobody.

[A]

If I was in a happy, healthy relationship. Oh, and so now we're dogging on DJ's new relationship. You're not actually happy. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Stupid, stupid.

[C]

And, yeah, I feel like these type of things to say work on the phone with a person that they have history with and have constantly spoke to like this. But when everyone gets to be part of the conversation, it's like, yes, no, none of what you're saying is. None of what you're saying makes sense.

[A]

We're not in the tornado that you guys have created. Yeah, we can tell that this is. We can tell what you're talking about is. Oh, God. It's very. It's very clear that these two are not meant to be. And then her first game back after All Star Weekend, she calls in sick. So I don't know what's up with her. I will say, I will say. Okay, she does have an IV comment. I know, I know, I know. When your boss asks for proof if you're in the hospital, it's in the courtier. It did look like that. She does have an IV in, but I mean, it could just be saline. I'm not gonna say that she's not actually sick if she's not doing well. I hope she feels better soon. But. Yeah, so she. Yeah, she called out sick for the first game back. And they will be playing each other.

[C]

You can't do that on Saturday.

[A]

You can't. What? Colin sick after All Star Weekend?

[C]

Yeah, like, I know. I just. After being all caught up in this, like, you actually have to deliver in the game.

[A]

Yeah. You gotta go hard. You gotta.

[C]

Yeah, you gotta. You gotta like just like really deliver at what your job is at that point.

[A]

And alas, she did not. I don't know. And I don't know. They're. They're playing each other Saturday. So is this her setting up that she's still going to be out on Saturday? Oh, you know how if you're working in an office job, you're like, oh, like on Thursday you start. Got a little something in the back of my throat.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

No, I'm okay. I'm sure it's just allergies.

[C]

That's me. That's me. When I've been texting you for months now, being like, oh, it's raining. My power goes out sometimes.

[A]

Montreal, one of the biggest cities in.

[C]

I have like, I have like a. A free get out of jail at some point where I could be like, ah, power's out.

[A]

It's windy here.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. So I do. Because I, I do. Unless it. It is though, it's true. Because I also do need to mention that. So when at one point, if I do get a generator, I can explain to you, Ethan.

[A]

Y. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's for work.

[C]

I very quickly racked up like 25k that I need from him.

[A]

I think I.

[C]

More than that, it. It might be peculiar that it's Very close to the cost of David's watch, but has nothing to do with that, I swear.

[A]

I mean, maybe we all deserve 25k. Are we unionizing on After Dark right now? Is that what's happening?

[C]

We all get a watch on you, I'm gonna tell on you guys.

[A]

A watch in every pot. That's what After Dark wants. That's what we need.

[B]

We each asked for 25k and Harley's like, just give me 40 and I'll. I'll throw them in the bus.

[A]

Yeah, just give me most of theirs and we'll be fine. We'll be fine. It is interesting. She's got the I.V. we. We saw on Friday. We saw one of the stud buds getting an IV the morning after a hard party. So who knows what's going on here? Who knows?

[B]

Gotta say, crazy. What's happening on Twitter right now?

[A]

Indiana Fever, Fauci, Jamie and bb It's a lot. Oh, yeah, There was like an anti trans, like, rally outside the Indiana Fever. That's a whole other thing that I don't want to talk about because one of their players, Sophie Cunningham, is a transphobic nightmare. And when she was confronted on her, like, retweets and her reposts on Tik Tok, she was like, I said what I said. I'm worried about women in Sparks. And so they are like, definitely.

[C]

Oh, not her.

[A]

They are not.

[C]

This is like one of my. This is one of my few recognized favorites.

[A]

That's because everybody's doing her stupid thing.

[C]

The point. Because of the pointing thing?

[A]

Yes, the pointing thing.

[C]

That's huge. That pointing thing was huge.

[A]

So here she is. Here's this dumb. While we're here, everyone's like, why do we have to hate on Sophie so much? Because she's a dumb. Is she good at you?

[C]

Hold on. Two things. Two things.

[A]

Go ahead. Sorry.

[C]

Because I'm coming in. I'm coming in blind here.

[A]

Here's the thing. Yeah, sure, sure. Yeah.

[C]

You like wnba?

[A]

Love it. Yes.

[C]

Is. Does she play on your team?

[A]

No.

[C]

So you're completely biased. I can't take anything you say 100%. Just saying I need to hear. I need to. And then also

[B]

she. She plays on Caitlyn Clark's team.

[C]

W's all around W's, bro.

[A]

I don't have a team anymore.

[C]

David. I found out if you. If you speak. If you speak to other people that. That know ball. There's some. There's Caitlyn fans up there. Kate. Kate is. Kate is manipulating us into not liking Caitlyn. And. And I'll tell you, people, you talk ball with people, they're like, it's okay.

[A]

Tell them to name. No, you're just pissing me off. I know what you're doing.

[C]

I know you're baiting me, Gaba. Wait, I do. People say I'm transphobic also, so I need a judge.

[A]

And see, okay, it takes one to know one. Is that what we're doing?

[C]

It takes a. Not one to know and not one.

[A]

Okay, cool. All right. So basically this is her response to being confronted about trans women in. In sports, which by and large is not actually a fucking problem. There are, like a handful of trans athletes in general in the United States, and none of them are trying to get into the wnba, like, at all.

[C]

You know how when I'm always like, we see art. And I'm like, that's AI all the time. I'll see a beautiful woman. And I'm like, they're trans.

[A]

Interesting. Yeah, because they're too pretty.

[C]

Just you never know.

[A]

Like, they, you know, they really.

[C]

Yeah, they.

[A]

They work real hard. They work very, very hard. And shout out to them. Okay, so Here is Sophie, Ms. Sophie, who has been.

[C]

I would marry a trans person if I love them.

[A]

Of course.

[C]

What do you mean, of course? That's not of course.

[A]

Why is that not of course?

[C]

David wouldn't do that. David wouldn't do that.

[B]

Why.

[C]

Why are you bringing me? Oh, really, David? You. You. You would marry. You would marry someone with a dick? Press the gay button.

[B]

I.

[A]

If love is love.

[C]

This is what I'm saying.

[A]

Idiotic. Of course David would. Of course.

[C]

Not everyone, though.

[A]

No, of course not. But that's. That's also an issue. You can have your.

[C]

For sure.

[A]

You can have your preferences. You don't need to be this about

[C]

them being like, oh, wait, what did she say? What did she say? What did she say?

[A]

She made comments. Yeah, he doesn't even know.

[C]

She's not trans.

[A]

She is not trans. She would hate that you said that. Let me look up the exact phrasing that she did. She was also doing like a ton of, like, retweeting a bunch of.

[C]

She looks like it.

[A]

She looks like what?

[C]

Like she just looks like she transphobic.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, of course, of course.

[B]

But I don't.

[C]

I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to hold that against her.

[A]

Okay, so the. Maybe you should, I don't know, play the clip. Jesus Christ.

[C]

Running the clip. Run the clip.

[A]

So, okay, so she made a bunch of transphobic Comments in like an interview a few years ago, and they've resurfaced.

[C]

Oh, so she apologized?

[A]

No, she has not apologized. That story with espn, you talked about wanting to protect young girls who shouldn't have to go against biological men. Just. Can you expand your viewpoint on protecting young girls who. So they don't have to go against biological men? That's what she was saying in vain. And that story, Not a thing that's happening. Girls who shouldn't have to go against biological men. Just. Can you expand your viewpoint on that? I mean, I think I, I said what I said. I think it's kind of common sense and I think I'll always believe in that. I think it's really important to protect children, and that's little girls who are also involved in that category. And so I, I stand on what I said and I always believe that. Yeah. Do you see your advocacy on that, like, taking any form going forward? You know, I, I don't know. I didn't. I'm not a very political person, but I do have beliefs, I have morals, and I'll always stand on those and be true to, true to who I am. And I, I think people are going to take it how they want to take it, but I've never even really said anything about that and shut the up. Yes, you have. When it comes just to protecting young girls in sport and women in sport, I'm. I feel very strongly about that. I think protecting women in sport, girls in sport. There are no, like, literally no trans people causing problems. The people that are causing problems. The real threats to women's sp and girl sports are the CIS men who are abusing these girls and women. The coaches, the physicians, the, the physical trainers. There's all kinds of, of actual, like CIS men, biological men who are doing all kinds of horrible things to girls and women in sports. And Sophie has said nothing about any of that. There was a whole sexual harassment scandal on the Indiana Fever and she still has not said anything about that.

[C]

Oh, what happened there?

[A]

One of the coaches was a coach or a trainer got fired for sexual harassment. And apparently it happened last year and the management was like, don't say anything about it, and told everyone to keep a lid on it.

[C]

Do you know what this is a case of? I don't, I don't think this is like a transphobic person. I think this is a person who's out of touch and doesn't spend a lot of time thinking about what's going on here. They probably peruse sports websites and whatnot and maybe a certain flavor of them. And probably looking at social media just gets like, like trans athletes and whether or not and how it should be and blah, blah, blah. That conversation has been such a bigger conversation over the last five years than it ever needed to be.

[A]

Correct.

[C]

And so much bigger than conversations from the wnba. So I would assume if I were younger and really busy being on a team and I only spoke with other athletes and I. I didn't have a lot of critical thinking time spent on some of these issues, I would have probably felt like just completely over and dated by trans athlete. Trans this. Trans. It's. It's such a conversation that's dominated so much when so many of these people don't know a single trans person in their life.

[A]

No, not at all.

[B]

But they feel.

[C]

And it's so true because, like, where she up here is. I get it. It's like when a person's like, all lives matter. And it's like, well, yeah, but you're not understanding the content, the con, the context and timing of saying that you don't understand. So by going, it's like, oh, you're not a political person, but when you. You feel the need you have to say this, you're just muddying up the conversation a way that's not helpful. But I don't think this person is malicious.

[A]

I just think they're like, okay, based on.

[C]

Idiot.

[A]

Based on what? Do you think she's not antagonistic?

[C]

Well, because she's like, I want to protect women from men is like, well, yeah, like, I mean, we talk about that all the time too. But the, the who she is, where she is, how she's saying it. She's not understanding that. She's muddying up a greater conversation that goes beyond what she's. She's trying to make like. She's like, it's simple. I want to protect young girls. And it's like, no, it's not simple. And it's not just that. And that's crazy reductive for what the conversation is here. And at first I'm listening. I'm like, okay, she said the thing. But then she's like, I don't know. I'm not polite. And it's like, well, don't do that. Well, yeah, no, don't be saying if. The second it comes back to you, you're gonna be like, I don't know. I'm just saying.

[B]

No, because this is purely a political topic. Because it doesn't exist.

[A]

Exactly.

[C]

Right.

[A]

It's just a problem.

[B]

It's just the you know, right wing media regurgitating fear mongering BS that doesn't exist. Same with you know, they want to be in women's bathrooms and all this, all this.

[A]

None of it exists. None of it is real. I will say knowing, knowing and seeing Sophie and how she has, you know, taken.

[C]

No, like knowing what were the tweets Also you said she started interrupt. She was.

[A]

I'm trying to find what the exact things where I'm looking through an article.

[C]

Okay, yeah, sorry, continue.

[A]

But just knowing, knowing of her, knowing about her, the way she moves on social media and also on the court and off the court. First of all, she is surrounded by queer people, black people, very political people all the time. So she is choosing to be contrarian to all of that and be ignorant.

[C]

Like where she's at, where's it, what's it like where she, where she lives? Like.

[A]

Well, she's in Indiana. It's Caitlyn Clark's fan base.

[C]

Oh, that's right. Mentioned how they come out, like how they come out to support in a weird way.

[A]

It's not really like a, like an anti trans rally.

[C]

Right. Like you said, like the type of crowd it brings in can bring in people that are making a different statement outside of just enjoying the sport.

[A]

Yes. And she is, she is an athlete who is not great at all in any sense. She's not even in like the 50. I looked up the box scores.

[C]

She looks like she enjoys dirty sodas.

[A]

For sure.

[C]

Right?

[A]

For sure. She's not even in the top 50 scorers in the league. She barely takes any shots. She averages like a couple points a game. She's not great in any way. And I think she is leaning into the attention she's getting from these conservatives. I think she probably already was conservative. Right. She's a straight white woman in middle America and those politics work for her. And I think now that she, now that there has been like this insane wave of conservative, I don't even want to say fans, spectators, agitators coming into the league around her team. She is now this like secondary like totem to them.

[C]

Next to Caitlin Clark, Caitlin feel like does she have to answer questions she get interviewed about this stuff also?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

They ask her that type of stuff.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Because she really just everything I know she just delivers as a player. Big time.

[A]

Yes. And then she's very political and or like diplomatic in her answers. But she says like this isn't acceptable. Discrimination isn't acceptable. Like she, her answers are at least like progressive leaning while Sophie is really giving these what they want.

[C]

Well, it sounds like you said she's not that good at the sport.

[A]

No. So she's.

[C]

She needs a podcast after this.

[A]

Exactly. Or just being on Fox News. Everyone's going to be on Fox News, dude. She's like the. That Riley Gaines, who, like, came in fifth place in a. In a swimming race and blamed the trans woman that. That was. That beat her. But also three other people beat her. You know, it's. It's that kind of thing where she's mediocre in her sport and now she's found a spotlight and she's leaning into that.

[C]

So I think she's really leading an. And. And as you were saying, also like that audience, the people that pull up to these games, they are loving it. Feeding on that. Okay.

[A]

They're loving it. They're loving it.

[C]

So she's just. She's YouTube brained.

[A]

She's a.

[C]

She's a content brain.

[B]

Yeah. Conservative. Like finally a woman athlete. I can like.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

Now I'll watch the sport.

[A]

Exactly. Exactly. So, yeah, that's. That's how I feel about her. I think. I think she is malicious. I think she's doing it selfishly, tactically. Very tactical.

[C]

I don't think she gives a.

[A]

About. She doesn't give a. About women or girls at its core. Because if it did, she'd be talking way more. Way more about sexual assault. No.

[C]

What?

[A]

Hang on one second. She literally has double the stats of Angel Reese. Switch stats.

[C]

I don't. I didn't know. Who you talking to?

[A]

No, I'm talking to someone in chat. Double the stats of Angel Reese.

[C]

What does that mean? That's her. That you're literally talking to her. It's literally her.

[A]

Sophie. Oh, God.

[C]

But she's straight. She has a husband.

[A]

She's straight. I don't know what her relationship status is. I only pay. Pay attention to the gay relationship.

[C]

Reads a little different, actually. Reads a little different. Straight.

[A]

Oh, you thought she was gay.

[C]

Yeah. WNBA is very gay, isn't it?

[A]

It's very gay.

[C]

So I feel like it's. It's a bit more of like a gay place.

[A]

It's pretty.

[C]

Like there's a lot of. A lot of gay people on the teams.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So that I'd be. I'd be super picky, very selective about what I say. When you are in a place where it is so important to gay people.

[B]

Mm.

[C]

I'm sure a lot of gay. Look up to a lot of. Yeah. Look up to a lot of the athletes when I say gay. I meant all of them.

[A]

Yeah, all the gay. All the gay things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

[C]

David, you too.

[A]

Well, that's. And that's the thing. She's being very cavalier.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Very inconsiderate.

[C]

Good word. Good word.

[A]

And she's putting. She's pitting herself against the athletes who have come out and say, everyone belongs in sports. Trans women are not the people who are threatening our game, our safety. It's not them. So she has taken this, like, contrarian side and is like lapping up the. The attention she's getting for that.

[C]

Where. Where we gotta. We got. There must be some lines. Is there some lines? What is it? Shambhala? We got some lines here.

[A]

Was like retweeting, dude, I meant like the lines.

[C]

I meant lines like you, you must have. Have. You must have lines in terms of what would be or, or if you've thought about it or not. Like, like, like if you had a baby, you know, and he was a baby.

[A]

As a baby update. But continue.

[C]

Yeah, you have a baby and you know, it's. It's a boy. And the doctor's like, doesn't have to be. You want me to do something right now? I could probably.

[A]

What?

[C]

Right.

[A]

You think that I would do that?

[C]

No, I'm just saying. I'm just saying there's. No, I don't. But that's. I'm saying as an extreme exam, there must be lines for everything everywhere. You know what I mean? That's. That's a good. That's something for me and you. That's conversation off the books. Shambhala. Next year we take a hit. We just find out where, where everyone's at.

[A]

Wait, but what it. What is the. What is the line we're drawing here? Are we doing this fully off? Off?

[C]

No, there's just like, I just, I think, like, if you really, like, go and have a conversation about a lot of these topics. Things once. Just once you bring in children especially, and you think about it, you're like, there must be places at points or things like that.

[A]

Of course. Right? Yeah.

[C]

When we talk not just about trends, but all issues and everything, we talk

[A]

about athletes and like fair. Fair and unfair advantage. There are conversations to have hypothetically, but they are so like bottom of the rung important.

[C]

No, and they're. And they dominate for how much they dominate because they're utilized.

[A]

Political pawn.

[C]

Utilize. They're utilizing people as a pawn.

[A]

And what's infuriating is.

[C]

Which is why we got to have the conversation off the. Off the Record so that we don't muddy.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Because the overall message is something that we are right. We are aligned on there.

[A]

But it's thousand percent. A thousand percent. But what's.

[C]

That's like, such a thing. It's such a. Like all lives matter being like. Yeah, I'm trying to protect little girls. You don't want to protect little girls. I'm sorry. I'm on the team of protecting little girls.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

So you know what? If I don't want little girls hurt, then I guess I'm the bad guy.

[A]

Exactly. Exactly.

[C]

Right? So. I know. I know completely.

[A]

Yeah. It's trash.

[C]

Okay?

[A]

And none of these people. These are the same people. The people that are suddenly concerned about girls in soccer playing against a quote, unquote boy. These are the same people who laugh at women's sports, who have said that women are not as. As talented as men, that no one's going to watch women's sports, that the whole league is trash, and Caitlin Clark is the only one who's any good. Like, these people do not actually have any interest in making women's sports better. This is just all a political.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Like blunt object that they're just wheel. That they're just wielding around and hurting people that are not a threat at all. So. Sophie Cunningham. I don't even know how we got here, but I'm trying.

[C]

Hey, dude. I'm trying.

[A]

You're doing great.

[C]

You know my buddy. You know my buddy that. Yeah. Drinks out of the garbage can?

[A]

Amir? Yeah. Shout out.

[C]

Yeah. His sister is buying a ticket to Dallas to go watch the Wings play.

[A]

Oh, nice. That's where Paige is. We love Paige. That's great. Do you know who she's going to be watching them play against?

[C]

No.

[A]

Why would you know that?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Very cool. Yeah, very cool. All right, on a fun note, before we head out. This has been fun.

[C]

Yeah. Even the transphobic pointing girl. That was fun.

[A]

I know. I have so much. I have so much to say. I. I just always have so much to say about that. She sucks. I hate her. But we do have a me as a baby update. This is a new me as a baby that I'd never seen before. Ready?

[C]

Yeah, I'm ready.

[A]

Do you know this guy?

[B]

Sick. Nice.

[A]

I like him.

[C]

I like thinking of me as Nick Fury and having that guy and me as a baby be like, I'm putting together a team. I'm putting a team. Putting together a team of spiritual, frolicking, forest entities.

[A]

Oh, God. And it says the inside of my brain, when someone starts Explaining rules of a card game, which is very accurate. I hate learning new card games. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think this is another sibling, Harley. This is like. I feel like it's this guy, then the fireball guy. Yeah, then you.

[C]

Then maybe you have me as a baby. You have me as a baby as your wizard or warlock. This guy is the bard for sure. I think that that other guy. Maybe he's that maybe. Maybe he's a paladin. That other guy.

[A]

We've got the whole clan. What am I? What are you?

[C]

I guess I would be. I guess I would be when I'm so I gotta use my large stature for something.

[A]

Yeah, what's that? Like an ogre?

[C]

Yeah, like I could be a giant. I'd be an ogre. But our work with a gay orc.

[A]

With.

[C]

You have the. With a. With a high, high amount of speechcraft.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Charisma. Which is funny because that's not literally you. It's not a good one. That leans well to a starting build being an orc. Because people already. They don't like how you look. So you.

[A]

You. You.

[C]

You suffer a damage on how you look. And I do look like I stink. So people would just.

[A]

Literally describing your life right now.

[B]

Yeah, I know what she could be, Harley.

[A]

What?

[C]

Big cummy man.

[A]

There we go. There we go.

[C]

I thought it was gonna be the gay button. I didn't. AB.

[A]

Shambhala, someone said I am white mage. I don't know what that is.

[C]

White mage. White mage. White mage.

[A]

Why I gotta be white girl?

[B]

Look at you.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

Pink mage.

[C]

Pink mage. First of her name.

[A]

Pink mage. That's what I. Never mind. Anyway.

[C]

Yeah, I think about. Hey, you think about wizard sleeves. You better stop.

[A]

Oh, we're licking so stupid.

[C]

Wizard. I haven't thought of that in a long time.

[A]

Hell, I. I liked playing. When I'm doing Baldur's Gate, I like the wizards.

[B]

I don't know what they're called, wizards,

[A]

but anybody that plays like. Yeah, warlocks, witches, whatever the. Because they have all the spells and do cool. I feel like they're better than anybody else.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

David is priest. What does that even mean?

[C]

Priest Paladin. Like you're a healer, but you also do magic. You know, you gotta. You gotta healers too. You know, it's like defend yourself. I always. I always play. Damn. I want to play multiplayer games. I like being a healer.

[A]

Me too.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It's so. It's so useful to have that.

[C]

Epic heel time, yo. Epic heel time.

[A]

Dude, are you an Everquest guy? Ethan is, like, rock hard about it.

[C]

No, I'm. I'm straight, dude. Play games with guns and dudes. Big dicks, bro.

[A]

Sorry.

[B]

Like a straight man.

[A]

Yeah, like a straight man does huge dicks everywhere. Yeah, I think. Yeah, that's. That's pretty good. We'll save other stuff for next time for Friday. Do you want to do.

[C]

Let's get out of here. Let's get out of here.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Get out of here. Thank you, everyone, for saying I have wizard vibes.

[B]

Wizards.

[C]

Let's get the hell out of here.

[A]

Perfect. You don't mind, I'm gonna slurp this guy down.

[C]

Oh, she's. Sophie has a lot of followers on Instagram.

[A]

Yeah,

[C]

let me see who my friends are. Racist.

[A]

She's a transphobic hag.

[C]

Not my favorite comedian, Matt Rife.

[A]

Ew. See? See what I'm saying?

[C]

Not my favorite H3 cast member, Tom Ward.

[A]

Shut off if you.

[C]

He's allowed.

[A]

I'm allowed.

[C]

I'm hitting follow.

[A]

He follows her.

[C]

Oh, you don't even want to see the comments he's putting here. This one says looking beauty angel and has star eyes emoji. No, no, that's a lie. That's not there. I'm joking about that.

[A]

Stupid.

[B]

Hey, guys, what up? Shout out to.

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Wait, wait. Come back to me. Come back to me. Okay, I don't know if Tom is actually following her. Everyone is allowed to do whatever they want, so don't go. Be weird. Thank you.

[C]

Yeah, I'll have you guys know I'm also following now, so there you go.

[B]

Hey, what's up?

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Shout out to me one more time. Someone said I look jolly. We know what that means.

[C]

Here, you want. Wait, you're jolly? Maxing.

[A]

No, it means you're you. You're chubby. They said Kate always looks so jolly.

[C]

Oh, dude, you gotta do what I did.

[A]

What?

[C]

Eat literally seven cans of ravioli, do Coke, get 30, 000 steps in in a day and dance for 70 hours. You're gonna lose all your muscle too, though.

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Yeah, everything's gone. Everything's gone. Okay, go back.

[C]

Come back to us. One more thing.

[B]

Yeah,

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sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[C]

Happy to be back. Okay, let's go.

[A]

Missed you. Happy to have you.

[B]

Shout out to Jen, Gen666 and Feral for both sending five podcast gift memberships. Thank you. Shout out H3 Pride Minute. Said, I got my new Teddy Glow plush blushes today. Thank you, David, for the wonderful modeling on Friday. You're welcome. I think.

[A]

I think mine came Too. I think mine came too. I. I can't wait to open them.

[B]

Shout out Too thick to quit. Said have you ever had a dream that you you had your you you could you'll do you you want you you could do you so you you'll do you could you want you want them to do you so much. You could do anything.

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Abala.

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Oh God.

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Shout out S3 Manday who just donated right now and said I just had to end things with my boyfriend and went from sobbing to laughing in 15 minutes. Thank you guys so so much for being here. It's for the best. It's for the best.

[A]

It always is. It's clear.

[C]

Not for him though. Not the best.

[A]

Not for him.

[C]

He up for you though. It's the best.

[A]

Yeah but it's clearing the way for something better. That's always what it is. Trust and believe. We're old and we know.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Well Harley got jump kicked by a girl once. I mean yeah, I did. He probably thought she was it for a while.

[C]

Always deep down news a little off

[B]

but it was exciting.

[A]

That makes sense. Sex was crazy.

[C]

You knew how to sucking twirl, dude.

[A]

Yeah, keep going.

[B]

Shout out Buscotti Jones who said should have bought should have brought ten dollar worth of hala to Shambhala for Abdallah.

[C]

Oh y.

[A]

We love that.

[C]

I did say that a lot to me I was like Abdullah Shamala. Yallah.

[A]

Sorry, I just saw a deleted message. Go ahead.

[B]

Mary Mitchell Said Kate, what foundation are you using?

[A]

None. Oh but what I do use. One second, let me find it. Okay. Cuz I have. I guess I have rosacea. I have really red cheeks. I use this which you're maybe not going to be able to see very well. It is CC red Correct by herborean. It's a Korean company. Literally if you put it on it looks just like your skin. And it. It's green but it like corrects the red. I'm not. This is all I'm wearing. Just a little bit here, a little bit here. That's it. It's the best. I will wear it forever.

[C]

You with that roach.

[A]

What did you say? Harley?

[C]

With roach.

[A]

Oh roach. Oh Roche posay. I don't know if I've ever used it. Anyway. Yeah, that's what I'm wearing. Good. And then a little plush blush obviously. Continue.

[B]

Shout out to fibromyali. Who said just got a job as a lazy weed girl. Shout the F out to me right now. F baby. Woo. How do you get a job like that? Mean?

[C]

I think I Have that job.

[B]

Honestly, that sounds like a like a one line character in a movie. Like that's what like when I was auditioning for stuff, it's like customer number three, lazy weed girl. That's what.

[A]

I love that.

[B]

If that's a real job, shout the fuck out because that's sick as hell.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know what that means for you. It's a great gig, right, Harley?

[C]

It is sick. I make the most of it.

[A]

That's right. God damn. You just got back from a sick ass trip.

[C]

It was. You know what? It was a very sick ass trip. I love it. It was great. AB is definitely not back from a sick ass trip.

[A]

He had a rough.

[C]

Like he is probably drained.

[A]

He was probably tired.

[C]

Yeah. Like I like any festival or something. Camping trip can do that.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, but something like this is really like you just hear all the time.

[A]

I don't know if I'm down for that.

[C]

We'll see for the content, bro. Lucky.

[A]

I know, I know. I will. I will.

[B]

It's gonna be crazy. Papa Molly said we love our Sugar Bear, don't we? Don't we folks?

[C]

Yeah. Ass eating contest. Poop dollar.

[A]

Poop dollar. You gotta hit someone with that. For sure.

[B]

Mama Wolf suggested the Juggalo slash Jugglette name generator and got Wraith obsessed. Funny enough, I did it for fun really quick. And I also got Wraith. Wraith.

[C]

Yeah, just Wraith Sick.

[A]

Maybe their name is also David. What is my.

[C]

See my buddy's name is like Hinkle Dory McChristmas dick. Oh, then I think that's a bit more of. Yeah, like it's a bit more than Sugar Bear.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. I'm also gonna take the am I gay quiz just for fun. Anyway, continue.

[B]

Eel Sauce said other foods you can eat straight out of the can. Hormone vegetarian chili and Progresso chicken noodle soup. Everything in there is good to go. Lol. Welcome back, Harley.

[C]

Yep. That guy Tyler, he was eating smoked oysters and we didn't have any color. He was using a syringe as like a fork for smoked oysters out of a can.

[A]

Sick.

[B]

Jesus Christ.

[A]

Nothing about that sounds good. No, definitely getting my own rv, eating

[B]

canned smoke oysters with a syringe. Definitely doesn't sound fun to me.

[C]

No, no. You would have been pissed, David.

[B]

I would have. Shout out Queen J. Ray said love to you guys. My old ass is loving this.

[A]

Oh good. Whatever part it was. I'm glad you loved it.

[C]

Shout out Queen J, Ray. Shout out Queen J. And shout out Kate, good for you.

[B]

And scuffs for both sending five podcast gift memberships. Thank you.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

Hannah Grace said fave sets of the weekend. Harley.

[C]

I ended up at Excision by accident, which is very dubstep bro step style. And it was, it was sick. It was really good. And maybe had a good time there.

[A]

Oh, good.

[C]

DJ Susan also was very good. There's this guy stunned music that played out Pagoda at the very end of the first night. It was a very, very excellent set. And this guy. Bless or Blessed DJ. Blessed.

[A]

DJ.

[C]

Blessed. Bless Grove. Very sick also.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

And that's all folks.

[A]

We love that. Wait, let me just take this final. This final things. I want to know what I am. Am I a jugglette or a jug. A hoe.

[C]

Jugglette.

[B]

I thought you were taking the M I gay test.

[A]

No, that's. I got cotton candy with two K's. I feel like someone else got that too.

[B]

Yeah, someone else got that.

[A]

Womp, womp. That's dumb. That's a dumb quiz. Well, everybody, we have tomorrow off, which we love.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So check out. I know, Harley, it's been a rough week for you. You know, it's been rough.

[C]

I. I need tomorrow because I got. As soon as I got back. No, but you know what happened as soon as I got back? It was my buddy Amir, the guy that eats out of the garbage can. It was his birthday.

[A]

Oh, happy birthday.

[C]

So he was like, let's do a stream. So I was like, okay, we'll do a stream. And like my computer, I. I left my computer broken, so I had to like restore and all that. I really like went live at like 4am Good thing I didn't sleep through the show today.

[A]

Yeah, well, I was like, harley, Harley, Harley. Everywhere I knew you. I was like, is he dead?

[C]

Texting is. Texting is good. If I don't respond, texting would be a good one.

[A]

Yeah, I. I tried every avenue and we got you here. Okay, Enjoy your day off tomorrow.

[C]

You too.

[A]

Re acclimating, David. You too. We will see you on Friday after the show. Love you guys.

[C]

We're back.

[A]

We are back.