I Hosted Oliver Tree's Memorial - H3 Show #289

Summary

---

H3 Podcast #289: I Hosted Oliver Tree's Memorial

Date: July 27, 2026
Host: Ethan Klein
Co-hosts: Hila Klein, Dan, Zach, guests/friends

---

Episode Overview

In this emotional and engaging episode, Ethan Klein discusses his personal experience hosting the memorial and celebration of life for artist and friend Oliver Tree in Santa Cruz. The episode is a blend of behind-the-scenes stories, humorous banter, and reflections on Oliver’s legacy. Along the way, the crew covers everything from event planning, community tributes, running into “show enemies,” and the outlandish theories in Big Nick’s “demon hunter” videos—never losing that signature H3 blend of sincerity and irreverence.

---

Key Segments & Insights

---

1. Oliver Tree’s Memorial: Behind-the-Scenes

[00:40-16:33]

• Ethan shares his experience: Ethan was honored by Oliver Tree’s family to host the memorial in Santa Cruz at Evergreen Cemetery, a historic site that required special arrangements for Oliver’s burial.
• Event Structure:
  • Friday: Intimate and emotional funeral focused on “Oliver Nicholl,” Oliver’s private self.
  • Saturday: Celebration of life focusing on “Oliver Tree,” his creative persona, with live music and performances by bandmates and friends.
• Meetings and Tributes: Ethan met Oliver’s girlfriend (designer of the gravestone), bandmates, and family. Tributes included Oliver’s recovered suitcase from the helicopter crash and bracelets made from his shirt.

  “From the helicopter crash, they recovered his suitcase. It was undamaged... They took one of the shirts and made little bracelets. I thought that was really nice.” — Ethan [04:18]

• Atmosphere: Evergreen Cemetery’s historic ambiance added depth to the event, with many visitors coming to pay respects.

  “It looks like a graveyard from the turn of the century… founders of the city and other historical figures.” — Ethan [01:43]

• Ethan’s preparation: Ethan felt the weight and anxiety of hosting, needing to balance solemnity and humor, especially with Oliver’s tight-knit creative team.

---

2. Artistry, Legacy, and Santa Cruz

[16:33-20:29]

• Personas & Memorials: The memorial included mannequins of Oliver’s various characters (“Turbo,” “Shawnee Bravo,” “Cornelius Cummings”) highlighting his creative universe.
• Prolific Life: Oliver was remembered as a relentless artist, friend, and world-traveler who “lived like he was running out of time.”

  “He really lived that… every day like it’s your last… he lived like 10 lifetimes... traveled to, like, a hundred different countries.” — Ethan [23:13]

• Santa Cruz as a Theme: Ethan reflected on Oliver’s roots and the city’s unique influence on him, feeling renewed appreciation for Santa Cruz and its creative community.

---

3. Heartfelt & Memorable Moments

On Hosting and Speeches

[26:53-84:55]

• Ethan recaps his opening bit and speeches, noting some people gasped at his jokes—but he believes he hit the right tone for Oliver’s sensibility.
• Example:

  “My career might be dead, but you are literally dead, bro. Idiot.” — Ethan, recalling a roast joke at the memorial [62:22]

• Live Event Challenges: Issues like the audience not being well-mic’d (which muted reactions on the stream), technical hiccups, but overwhelmingly, attendees and family were touched by Ethan’s stewardship.
• Reactions:

  “You did a really wonderful job hosting. It was very moving... proud to see you up there.” — Hila to Ethan [25:50]

On Running Into “Enemies”

• Meeting Logan Paul:
  • Brief, respectful, no drama. Ethan praises Logan for honoring Oliver despite their internet beef.

    “The guy flew there... he went there to honor Oliver and he, like me, had a very silly, jokey relationship with him. Anyone clutching their pearls at anything he said just needs to get fucked.” — Ethan [28:01]

• BBNo$ (BB No Money):
  • Confronted him jokingly (“So it’s fuckin’ Klein, huh?”). No animosity, squashed.
• Young Gravy:
  • Only a show “lover,” not a “homie.”

---

4. Community Connection & Audience Calls

[50:49 – 56:36]

• Fans attend the celebration, get merch signed, express support, and some feel self-conscious about accidental “F—k Ethan Klein” chants (a nod to Oliver’s running joke).
• Super chat highlights included personal stories from Santa Cruz locals, people reflecting on the event’s impact, and the enduring sense of Oliver’s presence through his art and friend circle.
• Fan Quote:

  “Ethan, you did a beautiful job of balancing his memorial. Went from crying to laughing and learned so many new things about Oliver.” — Youraveragealex [102:38]

---

5. Oliver’s Influence on Teddy Fresh & Future Plans

[86:08-88:09]

• Clothing Tributes: Hila’s team is working to reproduce Oliver’s iconic striped shirts and camel pants, with proceeds going to Oliver’s foundation as per family wishes.
• Live Shows: Ethan, inspired by the amphitheater, is now open to doing another H3 live show in Santa Cruz.

---

6. Silly & Satirical: Big Nick's 'Demon Hunter' Rabbit Hole

[149:50–202:05+]

• Extended segment mocking Big Nick’s appearance on “Demon Eraser’s” podcast, where Nick is credulously led through bizarre, anti-Semitic, and conspiratorial rambling about cigarettes, ziggurats, Nazi technology, and occult rituals.
• Memorable Quote:

  “You are the undisputed idiot of the century. Really. Yes.” — Ethan to Nick [162:30]

• Some highlights:
  • Claims about the word “cigarette” coming from “ziggurat,” pyramids on cigarette boxes, and Jewish “ownership” of all tobacco and abortion industries.
  • Deeply flawed, circular logic, and frequent “Wow!” responses from Nick, which Ethan and crew lampooned mercilessly.
  • Exposed anti-Semitic tropes—crew frequently broke to clarify, mock, or fact-check.

---

7. Shambhala & AB Check-In

[111:18–132:00]

• AB and Harley call in live from Shambhala Festival, recapping their chaotic adventures (costume swaps, surviving on little, drug stories, “borrowing” money) and teasing exclusive footage for the show.
• Group jokes about the economics of being at a festival, borrowing/lending gear, and Harley’s financial negotiations with Ethan and Dan.

---

8. Goofs, Pranks & Internet Trends

[136:30–144:00+]

• The crew reacts to viral TikToks (e.g., “Gay or Straight” series, girlfriends scaring their boyfriends after watching “Obsession”), laughing over the comedic timing and escalation.
• Banter returns to running H3 memes, pranks, and playful jabs at each other’s quirks.

---

9. Closing Reflections and Q&A

[94:16, 222:14–224:46]

• Ethan and the crew close with poignant reflections on Oliver’s impact—both in art and personally.
• Ethan:

  “I feel like I’m gonna be thinking about Oliver every day the rest of my life now… he just left such a big impact.” [94:44]

• Audience Q&A covers Seinfeld/Curb, memories of the event, and thanks to both listeners and the Santa Cruz/Oliver Tree community.

---

Notable Quotes & Moments

• Opening about hosting the memorial:

  “I was in Santa Cruz and many of you probably saw that I ended up hosting Oliver Tree's memorial service, which was a great honor for me.” — Ethan [00:40]

• On the vibe at the event:

  “It was a really beautiful evening, and it was nice bringing everybody together… all the anxiety and anticipation of a live show, except with added importance.” — Ethan [07:16]

• On Oliver’s personality:

  “He lived like he was running out of time. And he just got so much [done]… had this understanding of life that’s like, you really have to live every day like it’s your last.” — [22:36]

• On running into Logan Paul at the memorial:

  "He was invited by the family. He went there. Show some beaver. We’re all there for Oliver, man." — Ethan [52:38]

• On anti-Semitic conspiracy theories in Big Nick’s appearance:

  “You are the undisputed idiot of the century. Really. Yes.” — Ethan [162:30] “He was talking about Jews with little hats, the J’s, ‘them’... I’m not gonna say it on camera… bro, you better watch where you step. Okay.” — E.K. [172:24+]

• Hila, on seeing Ethan host:

  “I think I speak for everyone here when I say you did a really wonderful job hosting. It was very moving… really proud to see you up there.” — [25:50]

---

Important Timestamps (Approximate)

• 00:40–16:33 — Oliver Tree Memorial: stories, cemetery, tributes
• 26:53–67:59 — Hosting, jokes, reactions, running into show rivals
• 86:08–88:09 — Oliver’s fashion, plans for tribute clothing
• 94:16–96:12 — Closing thoughts on Santa Cruz, Oliver’s legacy
• 149:50–212:36 — H3 crew watches and roasts Big Nick’s descent into conspiracy
• 111:18–132:00 — AB & Harley’s wild Shambhala check-in
• 136:30–144:00+ — Viral pranks, relationship goofs
• 222:14–224:46 — Q&A, fan messages, show wrap

---

Tone, Style & Community

The episode balances solemn heartfelt reflections with the sharp, irreverent humor the H3 community expects. Ethan and the crew never lose their critical edge (especially in the Big Nick segment), but throughout, the love for Oliver, respect for his family and fans, and the unique H3 camaraderie all shine through.

---

Takeaways for Listeners

• Oliver Tree’s memorial was a moving, communal event, and H3 was honored to be part of sharing his story.
• H3 isn’t afraid to roast both themselves and the far corners of internet weirdness, keeping fans both informed and entertained.
• Santa Cruz’s legacy and Oliver’s creative world will continue through tributes, Teddy Fresh, and the city’s unique place in H3 lore.
• Strong thread of community: From fans at the memorial to super chats celebrating personal milestones and supporting one another—and the show.

---

For fans who missed the episode, this summary should provide a detailed sense of the emotional highs, laughter, and serious reflection that made this episode a standout in H3’s run.

Transcript

[Harley]

Foreign.

[Ethan Klein]

What's up, everybody? We're back. It's Monday, July 27, 2026. Thank you everybody for being here. Hope you had a good weekend. Today's episode is sponsored by Gamer Subs and moo. Thank you so much to our wonderful sponsors.

[Zach]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

Starting a little bit late here. You know, I. Wow. Had a long weekend. Yes, I know. Big Nick. Everything is very surprising when you have the eyes of an imbecile.

[Zach]

Really?

[Ethan Klein]

Everything is magical through the eyes of an imbecile.

[Zach]

That's so. I didn't know that.

[Ethan Klein]

Now you do. I had a long weekend. I was in Santa Cruz and many of you probably saw that I ended up hosting Oliver Tree's memorial service, which was a great honor for me that the family asked me and entrusted that to me. And I was kind of keeping that a secret just because I didn't want. Whatever. I just didn't want to. I just didn't want to say anything. I just told you guys I'd be there and I was there. Right, you were. But it was. It was a long. It was a stressful. We also went to his. A somber weekend. We flew in on. What did we go on Thursday? So his funeral was on Friday. And that was really beautiful ceremony. Actually, I have pictures of his on Instagram. I posted pictures or maybe we have them.

[Dan]

I think it's all on the dock.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. Of his gravestone, which was really beautiful. Let's see here. Yeah. So we laid him to rest on. Friday, and then Saturday was the celebration of life. Here's his gravesite. And this is, you know, this is open directly to the public at this really historic and beautiful cemetery in Santa Cruz, which I recommend anyone to go visit. It's called Evergreen Cemetery. And it's a really small. It looks like a graveyard from the turn of the century. It's got like, founders of the city and other, like, city historical figures. And it was very, very difficult for the family to get a plot there for Oliver. But they managed to pull some strings because they're like, they've been in the city for so long. You know, they got. They got clout. They got pull in the city.

[Dan]

And apparently they actually exhumed a mayor from 1905's body and moved him. Well, I think they just dumped it into the ocean or something. I don't really know what happened after that. No. A mayor, A former mayor of the city of Santa Cruz.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. Nobody cares. Mayor Santa Cruz or whatever really cares. He founded the city.

[Dan]

John Santa Cruz.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Zach]

So I didn't know that.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Harley]

No.

[Dan]

Well, now you know.

[Harley]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

You don't have to say, I didn't know that every time you learned something, Nick, just sit in my.

[Zach]

I didn't know that.

[Ethan Klein]

You didn't know that you didn't have to say, I know that every time you learn something, just sit and listen.

[Hila]

Mm.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay. That's better.

[Dan]

That is better, right?

[Harley]

Shh.

[Zach]

Really?

[Ethan Klein]

We'll get to the big. Nick's little demon hunt. Just relax. His little Jew hunt. Let me hit my gamer sub.

[Harley]

Hit it.

[Ethan Klein]

Hit it, Ethan. So, and then the Grave site was, who was designed by his girlfriend, who I had never met before, and she was lovely. I met so many people there. I met his parents, I met his brother, his girlfriend. I formally. I've met a lot of his bandmates because I had gone out to one of his shows before where I walked out on stage, but I haven't formally got to meet them. And it was just lovely getting to meet all those people. And let's see here. Oh, I thought this was so nice. So from the helicopter crash, they recovered his suitcase. It was undamaged.

[Harley]

Whoa.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. And there were. They took one of the shirts and made little bracelets.

[Dan]

Oh.

[Ethan Klein]

From the shirt material.

[Hila]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

And so I thought that was really nice. I'm actually, we have. We have some stuff we got from the wake after the funeral and the bracelet that we're gonna, like, frame and make a nice little display out of this. Everybody thought this was so funny. I don't know. I don't get what's so funny about it. Wow,

[Hila]

that's crazy.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm doing some serious work here. I'm locked in before the event.

[Hila]

Your arm.

[Ethan Klein]

What do you mean?

[Hila]

It's just. There's. It's just a.

[Dan]

It's so weird.

[Ethan Klein]

It looks like a stub.

[Dan]

Yeah, it looks like you're an amputee.

[Zach's friend]

I don't know what this. I have no idea.

[Ethan Klein]

Thank you. I don't know if it's. I don't know if it's like this or if it's, like, under my shirt. I generally don't know. Where's my hand? Where's my hand?

[Zach's friend]

It's behind.

[Dan]

I think it's.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah, it's behind.

[Dan]

It's folded, like, completely.

[Ethan Klein]

But why does it look like that? I don't know.

[Dan]

Like, super flexible.

[Hila]

Nah, bro. That's correct.

[Dan]

Not the same.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I don't know.

[Ethan Klein]

Possible it was like this. That doesn't really make sense.

[Dan]

Yeah, it's kind of. No,

[Ethan Klein]

real quick, this is a weird observation, but where's his ass. Well, that's behind me. Wow. Like this, I guess. Wow. Yeah. By the way, people have accused me of being hyper flexible, which is like, a medical condition. It's not true. I can't do this test.

[Dan]

What a loser.

[Ethan Klein]

Which is good, because apparently being hyper flexible is actually, like, a serious medical.

[Zach's friend]

By the way, Ethan showed his hands to other people, not you guys. And he was like, is this weird? And they're like, no, I don't know.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, yeah, I was.

[Zach's friend]

The whole room, I was.

[Ethan Klein]

They were probably being nice, but I was just talking about how my fans are always making fun of my body and making me insecure. So I did this for them. And I'm like, does this look weird?

[Harley]

You.

[Zach's friend]

And they're like, no.

[Ethan Klein]

But looking at the camera there, it definitely is weird. Like, look at that. That does look weird. They're lying.

[Dan]

It's not as bad right now. Stick it straight out in front of you. See, that's where it gets weird.

[Zach's friend]

See? Yeah. What do you mean? Oh, God.

[Ethan Klein]

Can you not respond like that?

[Zach's friend]

It looks disturbing.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, God. Is my arms.

[Hila]

No, it's not your arms. It's how you're doing them.

[Dan]

I think it's.

[Ethan Klein]

What do you mean? I'm just holding them out. Get into a handstand or some weird position. Shut up, Gary. Everybody look at your phone right now. All right, fine. What now?

[Hila]

What now?

[Zach's friend]

Put that phone down. Different perspectives.

[Ethan Klein]

What do you mean? What do you mean? We won't. Gary, you're out of control. So. But.

[Harley]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

It was. It was a really beautiful evening, and it was nice bringing everybody together. And I ran into some people that you would never expect me to run into. Boosted.

[Dan]

Sure. Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

And, I mean, I had all the anxiety and anticipation of a live show, except with added importance. And then they. It wasn't. I wasn't planning the live show. I mean, I planned my parts, basically. I had, like. I had, like, a bit in the beginning and then a speech at the end that I wrote. But I was. It was very much like his. His best friends are also his, like, on his tour. So these people putting the show together was all of his team, but they're also, like, his best friends, and they're also like his bandmates. Like, the guy who was, like, managing the whole stage, Amir, incredible guy, by the way. If you're watching this, that guy was ruling that show.

[Zach's friend]

And then I was thinking a lot about you guys, because he was like, all right, we're moving on. And this other guy was still, like, talking about something, and he was like, I'm moving on. And he just walks away. He's like keeping everything on track.

[Ethan Klein]

He was so on track. That kind of guy.

[Zach's friend]

That kind of guy.

[Dan]

That kind of guy.

[Ethan Klein]

I want to show you a bit from. From the. From the memorial because he was also on top of being the stage manager. He's the drummer in the band in some songs. So he was going and drumming. And then also you can see during the ceremony he's running shit. He's telling people what to do.

[Zach's friend]

While he's drumming.

[Ethan Klein]

While he's drumming. I was very impressed with his team.

[Nate]

Oh, that's why he kept like leaning over to people.

[Ethan Klein]

Yes.

[Nate]

Oh, that.

[Ethan Klein]

You noticed that true musician he was keeping. He was doing stage management and drumming.

[Hila]

Man.

[Zach's friend]

I had no idea that he was going to be drumming. He was full on like stage managing the whole day. They were there the whole day and it was sunny and hot. Everybody was.

[Ethan Klein]

He was on his. It was crazy.

[Zach's friend]

When I was watching the show, I couldn't believe that then I saw him go out and also play the drums. Yeah, I was shocked.

[Ethan Klein]

He. But anyway, all his whole team was really amazing and did such a great job with everything. And on super short notice too. You know, they put this whole thing on and yeah, it was very impressive. It definitely added an extra layer of intensity to my job though because a lot of. I was preparing as best as I could. I had like a skeleton flow of show, plan of show and I was trying to prepare as much as I could with like not everything. And then even the day of when I got. I got there super early to make sure we could go over everything. There was still, you know, things weren't finalized. Right. But anyway, the guys were on their. So they made it happen. Wow. Yeah, it was impressive. A Dan.

[Dan]

That was big Nick. But I am also impressed.

[Ethan Klein]

Didn't you say no, you not then before then.

[Dan]

Yes, earlier as well. I was impressed then. I'm still impressed now.

[Ethan Klein]

You still impressed now?

[Zach]

Really?

[Ethan Klein]

So they.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

And then also I brought. I brought out the big guns. I. We fixed up the master vape which hasn't seen the light of day and God, yeah.

[Dan]

Shout out to. That was. That was av. Gave it a little love and revived it.

[Ethan Klein]

It worked out great. Yeah, it was. Yeah, it worked out great.

[Dan]

And shout out to ab. Hope he's alive.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. I've seen pictures of AB from Shambhala. He looks crazy. That like how.

[Harley]

Yeah, yeah, like which you're just supposed to say like. Yeah, like, yeah, of course you're gonna.

[Ethan Klein]

Did he get me damaged out there. What happened?

[Zach's friend]

That might be my favorite.

[Ethan Klein]

I told him, don't do drugs.

[Dan]

Well, believe it or not, that was from before Shambhala.

[Zach]

You know,

[Zach's friend]

that was AB Standing up for me. You know, I remember the moment.

[Ethan Klein]

It'd be funny if AB Came back all enlightened and like, well spoken. Like Frasier. He comes back like Frasier. Like Frasier with an English accent.

[Dan]

Frasier doesn't have an English accent.

[Nate]

Are you sure it's a Kelsey Grammar accent?

[Dan]

Yeah, of course.

[Ethan Klein]

No.

[Dan]

Yes.

[Ethan Klein]

And Frasier. Don't they have an accent? No, they have. Well, they have intellectual.

[Dan]

They have like a transatlantic sort of formal way of speaking.

[Ethan Klein]

But can you get me Kelsey talking, please? Pull that up.

[Harley]

Good Lord.

[Ethan Klein]

From Frasier.

[Dan]

He's pronouncing those R's, dude. Good Lord, he's erotic as fuck.

[Ethan Klein]

Who says good lord? Not Americans. Good lord.

[Dan]

Does Kelsey Grammar have an English accent in Frazier?

[Zach]

You're talking about like the language.

[Dan]

No, Kelsey grammar does not have an English accent in Frasier. Instead, he uses a theatrical American accent known as mid Atlantic or transatlantic.

[Ethan Klein]

What did I say? No, but he talks like that in real life.

[Dan]

Yeah, because he's full of himself.

[Ethan Klein]

One of his wife, Jackass. One of his. One of many of his harem were on Housewives. Right? Hila.

[Dan]

Kelsey Grammer has a harem. I'm sorry.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, yeah, he kind of was. He was a fuck master.

[Zach's friend]

Camille, Denise. Camille.

[Nate]

Camille Grammar.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, he had.

[Zach's friend]

She, she loves to stare drama.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, that was so. That was his ex wife and they were so funny when they were talking about living with him. Apparently he was never there. And they had what, like two kids and like 10 nannies?

[Zach's friend]

Yeah, that was a big part of our story arc.

[Dan]

Two kids and 10 nan.

[Ethan Klein]

It was.

[Zach's friend]

She was like we five nannies. You know, there's like three for the daytime, two for night.

[Ethan Klein]

It was something. But shout out Kelsey Grammer, eh?

[Zach's friend]

Honestly, those were really good years of the Housewives. We don't get that anymore. It sucks.

[Dan]

Now we gotta get Kelsey back.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah, really?

[Ethan Klein]

Well, no, shut up, Nick. Just wait. We'll get to you.

[Zach's friend]

Idiot.

[Ethan Klein]

So, yeah, the show went off great. This was my intro bit. We can watch it back. So you guys can. I can offer some commentary and insight into my fantastic people thought I came out to roast, you know, I mean, I, I, my bit was tailored for Taylor, for Oliver.

[Zach's friend]

Also, like for context. I, Ethan did mention the day before, like that's how they talk to us about it. The Friday was for Oliver tree and Saturday was for Turbo, for, you know, Cornelius. It was for Oliver Tree. The performer. No, no characters.

[Ethan Klein]

That's right. They said Friday was for Oliver Nicholl. Saturdays for Oliver Tree.

[Zach's friend]

That's what I wanted to say. Yes. So Friday was the really super emotional, you know, funeral. And like, we spent pretty much the whole day after the funeral. Everybody went to another place and everybody shared stories for hours about Oliver. Yeah, it was really beautiful. So then, yeah, the Saturday was really meant for, like, more for fun and the Persona and make Oliver happy.

[Dan]

Right?

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. No, the. I was right on vibe. Trust me, I know some people gasped at my jokes, but I. I feel. I felt and still feel that I was right on the money.

[Dan]

Oliver would have laughed really hard. Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, that's.

[Dan]

That's what's important.

[Ethan Klein]

So we brought up the master vape and I'll show you. I'll kind of. I'll play it for you and tell you why. But. Yeah, they built. Is it a. It's not an effigy. It's just, I guess, mannequin.

[Dan]

A mannequin.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. Of all of his different Personas.

[Dan]

Cornelius Cummings.

[Ethan Klein]

Huh? Yeah.

[Dan]

Some of these names I was not aware of.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, I think a lot of people weren't aware that these characters has names because when I introduced Turbo, which is his most famous.

[Dan]

Right.

[Ethan Klein]

Character. Not there was.

[Dan]

To me, that's just. That was just default Oliver.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, exactly. But his name. Turbo.

[Dan]

Turbo.

[Ethan Klein]

Got it. I think a lot of people learned that. Yeah, there was Turbo. Shawnee Bravo. And Cornelius Cumming.

[Dan]

Seanie Bravo.

[Ethan Klein]

Whoa, Nelly.

[Zach's friend]

I mean, that's part of what was so cool about him and his art, is that he built a whole world around each character and. And song. And, like, it's looking back at everything. It's just I'm only like every day, I'm like, appreciating more and more everything he did.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. There was a lot of common threads from the people talking about him, and they were based mostly was just how he was like, you know, such a devoted, relentless, prolific artist, you know, and just an amazing, cons, dependable, loving friend and really an amazing guy. This is me right after I gave my last speech. This is me as Cornelius Cummings. I usually don't take photos, you know, so I was just kind of trying to capture something. This is a mirror right before one of the guys comes out as his name.

[Nate]

Little Ricky.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, Little ricky. Dude from ZR3 or whatever.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

This is us getting ready. This was at his wake in a teddy fresh shirt, which. So, I mean, he's always in those shirts and the pants.

[Zach's friend]

It Was crazy to see how much the. The whole last two years. I think he was just traveling non stop and he only took one suitcase with him. So he was wearing the two striped shirts and the camel pants all the time. It's in so many.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't think he wore any other pants.

[Zach's friend]

No. Yes. It's only the camel pants and actually it's really sad. But the shirts survived and the parents have it now and the pants are gone because I think he was wearing it. And it's really, it's. It's crazy. I'm. I feel so honored that he, that he wore it.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, he loved that, those clothes. Like, I mean he, he loved like he, you know he had like three shirts or four shirts. I think he kept, he always said in his suitcase.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

The teddy. Fresh ones that he loved.

[Zach's friend]

And I'm gonna wear this bracelet all the time. That's from that. Ethan said they made it from his shirts.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. I was thinking of wearing mine, but I don't want to. I don't want to ruin it. And I'm going to frame it with the. Yeah. With the cards I've got. This is Evergreen Cemetery. If you're in Santa Cruz, definitely stop by. It's just a really beautiful place. Even besides, you know, so beautiful. The, the importance of the burial site. It's just such a beautiful Santa Cruz.

[Zach's friend]

And just love the trees in Santa Cruz.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Zach's friend]

Amazing.

[Ethan Klein]

And it was so. I mean I hadn't been on back on campus in godly probably close to 20 years. And it was so nice being back there. It was so beautiful. And it smells exactly the same. You know, it's not that different. It all pretty much looks the same as I left it. Except this amphitheater they built that wasn't there when I was there. When we had shows and concerts and performance coming, they would like be in our cafeteria really. And then the biggest venue we had in town was the Catalyst which was like a 200 person venue and that closed. So there's nothing. But now they have this, this beautiful amphitheater that sits like 2 or 3,000. And I'm thinking, you know, I didn't. I wasn't sure if I was ever going to do a live show again. But being there and I met the kind of the guy who runs the amplitheater and got his contact info and I'm thinking like maybe a live show. Live would be really nice.

[Zach's friend]

There I met so many of our fans shout out to you guys that were there and they were saying you guys got to do another Live show. And actually Ethan was also feeling that at the same time.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, there specifically.

[Zach's friend]

There specifically. Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

You can show. Show the photos. Yeah, yeah. You showed that. I showed that and I showed this. That. Yeah. Let's see here. I wrote some words here. You can go read it. But it was very. The whole thing is so Santa Cruz, you know. And I really gave me a deeper appreciation for the city where his parents are so Santa Cruz and he's so Santa Cruz. And I don't think another city could have produced him, you know, and it was just. It was such a strange homecoming for me to go back there and for a funeral for a friend and. But it was. I don't know, it made me really kind of have a new appreciation for the. For the place. And it felt really nice to be there. We're actually already planning a trip to go back there because we want to visit his parents and his tomb. Not his tomb, his grave site. Cuz what's a tomb? Is that when you walk inside, like

[Hila]

a walk in closet.

[Zach's friend]

Oh, a walk.

[Ethan Klein]

A walk in. Well, it's not a closet but like tomorrow. Unless there's bodies instead of clothing.

[Hila]

Right. According to Dan, it was something Indian.

[Dan]

Yeah. They invented tombs.

[Zach]

Wow.

[Dan]

In the Indus. In the Indus river valley.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah.

[Dan]

It's true.

[Zach]

Really?

[Dan]

Yes, it's true.

[Zach]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

There are really beautiful. Lots of people are already visiting, you know, before and after. And there's always like just a ton of really beautiful, lovely tributes there from visitors. Flowers, candles, notes, trinkets, all this. And I haven't got to really enjoy it as a visitor because it was still open when we were there. And just the amount of love and care that his. His dad is a contractor and his brother who actually lives in China and came back for this. They just put so much damn effort and care into this fucking memorial. So much love into it that it was just, you know, it was a really special time. Oliver Tree GRAVE SITE I'm going to show you guys kind of what it looks like. Did I show it? I don't.

[Zach's friend]

You did.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, I did. With all. Yeah. Here you can see kind of lots of people going and paying the respect, which I think is really good. And I think people are going to be coming here and paying their spec for a long, long time to come. The story. Yeah. So his girlfriend designed the headstone and they poured it from like solid concrete. And his dad was calling in favors from all these contractors he worked with over the years. And it's up on a hill so they get like a crane to Put it in there. And it just. And Oliver was, like, super into brutalist architecture. He wanted to be an architect. He wanted. This man was doing everything. I hate to use this analogy. Olivia would have loved this if she was here. But he was giving Alexander Hamilton. He kept working like he was running out of time.

[Zach's friend]

Absolutely.

[Ethan Klein]

People were saying that without even knowing the reference.

[Zach's friend]

Yes.

[Ethan Klein]

But he had that same freaking creative drive. And he. He was always working like he was running out of time. And he just got so much.

[Zach's friend]

And he really lived that. He really lived. Like, that's what everybody was saying. He had this understanding of life that's like, you really have to live every day like it's your last. And I know people say that a lot, but he really lived that. And it's. It's crazy to have that kind of understanding at such a young age. But he tells the story about when his cousin died when he was really young, and apparently that really kind of changed something in him.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

But the guy lived like 10 lifetimes, and in his. In his short life here on Earth, so probably did more than all many of us will ever do in a whole lifetime. He traveled to, like a hundred different countries.

[Dan]

Went to Antarctica.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. In Antarctica, of all places. Actually, I've only watched about half of the show back because I was backstage. And although I could hear everything, I haven't really seen it. So I've watched like half of it and I've really enjoyed it. I'm going to finish it tonight. I was so tired. I came in late today because I just. I needed to get some extra rest, you know? Something they did that I thought was so lovely is when we learned he passed. We sent his family flowers. And I think a lot of. A lot of people do that. Right. And so they brought. They had dried all the flowers and they brought it to put in. In his. Inside, basically bury him with the flowers. But they were so beautiful and so fragrant. They just smelled so amazing.

[Zach's friend]

And it was such a nice idea to dry all the flowers.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know if that's common. I mean, I've not been to a lot of funerals, but that seems like something they. Something they thought of. But they kind of. Everybody got a little bit of flowers to throw in there. They smelled just so. They smelled so amazing. The dried flowers was really. It was really something. Yeah. Highly recommend going and checking out. It's really easy place to get to. You can park right on the street and you just walk right up to it. It's not like a traditional type of funeral. It's really just like a nice grassy tree, foresty hill that you walk up and it's almost to the top of it, which is not very high. Not very high at all. It kind of looks like these classic like pet cemetery. You know how you imagine that there's just gravestones kind of randomly in different spots just kind of thrown together. I'm not saying he's going to rise from the dead or anything as a zombie.

[Dan]

Right.

[Ethan Klein]

But I'm just saying aesthetically.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Really?

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Getter. It was really nice seeing Getter there. He also had a really beautiful speech.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

So many thoughtful words were shared.

[Hila]

Well, I think I speak for everyone here when I say you did a really wonderful job hosting. It was very moving and it's. Yeah. Really, really proud to see you up there.

[Ethan Klein]

Thank you.

[Dan]

Don't speak for me, Dan.

[Harley]

You're stupid.

[Ethan Klein]

You're dumb.

[Hila]

Thank you.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, thank you. Listen, I was.

[Dan]

No, but I. I feel the same thing. It's just I. I wanted to say that.

[Ethan Klein]

Thank you, Dan.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm so glad that you said that. Independent of the others.

[Harley]

Dan, he's a good guy.

[Ethan Klein]

Thanks, man. He's really switch up on you quick.

[Dan]

I know. He's so hot and cold, but I really. I like him. So I hope he likes me.

[Hila]

I really like him.

[Dan]

Yeah, he.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, I like Dan.

[Harley]

Dan's cool.

[Dan]

Thanks, man.

[Ethan Klein]

Somebody put together all the cameos, so maybe. Maybe this would be fun. I haven't watched all these back. It's my first time for me watching myself in the Oliver Tree universe. I ran into Logan Paul there.

[Dan]

Oh, you got to tell me about that.

[Ethan Klein]

I am going deep down.

[Dan]

This Logan threaten to punch you again?

[Ethan Klein]

No, but you know what I did when I first saw him back there? Well, he was with you a fist back.

[Dan]

No, that would have been very funny.

[Ethan Klein]

No, better. I was back there with Mike was there, who you guys all know I'm on. I really like Mike. We have good rapport there. And so Mike's such a. Such a great, amicable guy. He kind of, you know. But then I. I ran into Logan and it was very chill. I mean, listen, everybody knew that.

[Dan]

Of course. Kidding.

[Zach's friend]

Obviously the vibes were just.

[Ethan Klein]

And to be totally honest, I saw lots of people, so many people being like, logan Paul is being canceled for his remarks at Oliver's funeral. Shut the up. Really? Yes. All these little drama frogs. Come get it. The guy flew there. I'm sure he's super busy. He went there to honor Oliver and he like me Had a very silly, jokey relationship with him. And he was there to make Oliver laugh.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

And to honor Oliver. And anybody that's there clutching their pearls at anything he said is just needs to get fucked. Introducing Meta Glasses. You have questions. They've got answers. Hey, Meta, what's the capital of Peru?

[Zach's friend]

Lima.

[Ethan Klein]

How do you say where's the restroom in Spanish?

[Zach's friend]

Donde esta Alvano?

[Ethan Klein]

Hey, Meta, is a hot dog a sandwich? Technically, no. Spiritually, yes.

[Dan]

Hey, Meta, what should I do with my life?

[Ethan Klein]

That's one of life's biggest questions. What do you think?

[Zach]

Ask anything with the new Meta glasses?

[Dan]

That's a little dramatic, but yeah.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah. Maybe they need to get laid more.

[Ethan Klein]

No, no, I think they should get fucked. Like, if you're there, if you're watching. I don't think anybody in the auditorium. Everybody in the auditorium was having a great time, sure. But anyone at home who's like, l. Logan, he's. How could he joke like this? Get.

[Dan]

Well, if I. If I have one criticism at all for the event, I thought it was a little silly to. To have a live chat on a memorial thing.

[Ethan Klein]

I. I try. Listen, overall, it seems like the live chat was. Was. No, it was mostly Was nice.

[Dan]

I mean, maybe it's fine, but to me, it's just like. That's like, I don't need to be. I mean, in my case, I just closed it. Like, I opened it and saw, like, the chat spamming. And I was just like, you know what? Like, this is not. That's not the vibe right now.

[Ethan Klein]

I gave them my opinion. I told them that I thought they should turn off the live chat because, you know, we've been doing this a long time and there's just going to be so many people in the chat just trying to stir shit, right? And everybody's got an opinion about everybody. I don't like that guy. How could they work with this guy and that guy and all this types of shit? I told him, but. But in the end they decided to keep it on. And I think they probably made the right decision because I think I haven't gone and looked at the live chat, but from what I heard, it ended up being.

[Zach's friend]

But I think it's not kept on. So now if you go.

[Ethan Klein]

They erased it on replay.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah, it's there on replay. So it's whatever.

[Dan]

Yeah, I guess whatever.

[Ethan Klein]

It seems like not a big deal. Yeah, it seems like it was. Mostly or overwhelmingly it was. I think they made.

[Dan]

Fair enough.

[Harley]

Fair enough.

[Nate]

Was Logan wearing his Rose Gold anniversary dial day Date?

[Ethan Klein]

No, he was wearing. I didn't get a good look at it. Looks like some kind of paddock.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah, like some kind of a paddock.

[Ethan Klein]

On a leather or on that denim band. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not sure which one it was. Nice piece, though.

[Nate]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

I saw the night media guy, he had this. He had the gold jumbo ap with the burst with like kind of a gold to black sunburst.

[Nate]

Wow.

[Zach's friend]

Oh, I know that one.

[Dan]

Armor piercing with the gold skin.

[Ethan Klein]

Yes.

[Dan]

Damn. That's sick, dude.

[Ethan Klein]

I, of course. I of course brought with me just a stunningly beautiful watch that I did not wear.

[Nate]

I noticed you did not wear a watch.

[Ethan Klein]

Because I did not want. I came as just a man. I'm just a man. No watches. Just a man.

[Nate]

Wow. I respect it.

[Ethan Klein]

I wasn't there to. I wasn't there to. To, you know, compare watches and all that stuff.

[Nate]

That's alpha move, bro.

[Zach's friend]

Absolutely.

[Nate]

It's half past a freckle, dude.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Who cares?

[Ethan Klein]

Look up to the sky.

[Dan]

Does that make me without any fancy watches?

[Ethan Klein]

No.

[Dan]

The ultimate alpha.

[Nate]

It's a situational look.

[Ethan Klein]

No, I had it, but I chose not to wear it. Dan. It's a big difference.

[Zach's friend]

Difference?

[Dan]

Well, you don't know what I have and choose not to wear. You have no clue.

[Ethan Klein]

But then how. But then it doesn't matter. You know, I got it, but I left it at home. I don't know what you got.

[Harley]

So.

[Ethan Klein]

The swag and the riz.

[Hila]

Maybe you should talk to Dan more because he talks a lot about.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay, what watch does he have? Tamara, I'm.

[Hila]

That's not for me to reveal.

[Ethan Klein]

So then why do you think that there's something there for me to know?

[Dan]

Thank you.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm. Take a call.

[Dan]

Respect my wishes.

[Harley]

Okay.

[Ethan Klein]

Hi, this is Ethan Klein speaking. How can I help you? Hi there, my name is Lily. I was looking to place an order for pickup, please. All right. How can I help you? Where. Where do you. What can I do for you there, Lily? So do you guys still have that soup that's like a split down the middle soup, where it's like tortilla soup on one side and then the pea

[Dan]

soup and the pea soup.

[Ethan Klein]

You're talking about the split pea and the creamy potato?

[Dan]

No, no, not creamy potato, Tor.

[Ethan Klein]

It's like a split pea and a tortilla. Yes.

[Zach's friend]

Potato.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, yeah. And do you want.

[Zach's friend]

Okay, cool.

[Ethan Klein]

Do you want jalapenos on that or on the side? No, no, thank you.

[Zach's friend]

I'm okay.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay. Anything else? I don't know what do you recommend? Okay, lady, listen, you gotta order or not.

[Dan]

Barbecue chicken salad.

[Ethan Klein]

Just the soup. All right. And you. Okay, just the split pizza. Does that come with bread?

[Dan]

Of course it comes with bread. Oh, my God.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay, Getting triggered.

[Dan]

Hang up on her.

[Ethan Klein]

How long until is it? Just, just. Just come. Just come over. It'll be ready.

[Zach's friend]

Soup.

[Ethan Klein]

It's already ready. It's soup. I just put it in a bowl. Six hour time difference. Okay, six hours. Is that all right? It's a prank call. Listen, lady, you want the soup, come get it. It's soup. All right. Thanks for that.

[Nate]

Okay, I'm on my way.

[Harley]

I'm on my way.

[Ethan Klein]

I'll be there in 15.

[Zach's friend]

All right.

[Zach]

All right.

[Dan]

See you soon.

[Ethan Klein]

She. I feel like she was. She was doing something funny, but she didn't stick the landing. She was calling California Pizza Kitchen, and me and Dan immediately got that. But she did. She should have ordered something more.

[Zach's friend]

Oh, well, listen, be. Be nice. You think? We got professional comedians in the audience just giving feedback.

[Harley]

Really?

[Ethan Klein]

I thought, this is great.

[Zach's friend]

She's riffing Raff and Goof and got.

[Dan]

It was a good riff.

[Zach]

Wow.

[Hila]

She didn't even, like, freak out at all.

[Ethan Klein]

She should have just giving feedback.

[Zach's friend]

Oh, so this is productive criticism.

[Ethan Klein]

If I'm going to be taking these calls, I want people to do it right. Otherwise I'm just going to hang up.

[Zach's friend]

Maybe you should. I don't read it. Post like this long about feedback for her.

[Ethan Klein]

Hello? Yeah, go ahead.

[Nick]

Speaking.

[Zach's friend]

Hi.

[Ethan Klein]

What's up, man? How are you? Go ahead. Hey, how are you? All right. Dude, I can't do this.

[Dan]

Just be polite.

[Ethan Klein]

Come on. What do you got? I'm Felix. All right, all right. Felix. I can't be. I can't work at this pace. Felix, people need to be conditioned. You want to call, you got to be ready.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Is this becoming. Make Ethan Klein laughs again. Who's laughing? Oh, is that. Well, that was more awkward. We tried that for one episode a long time ago and there was not much laughter.

[Nate]

I wrote a theme song for it

[Ethan Klein]

and everything hit it.

[Nate]

I don't have it.

[Ethan Klein]

It's gone. Exists.

[Dan]

I will remind you that that that episode led to. Maybe not directly, but it was a factor in us hiring Cam on the show.

[Hila]

I remember.

[Zach's friend]

What.

[Dan]

Yeah, he was. He called in and he cracked you up.

[Zach's friend]

Oh, my God.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, no. He made a whole animation. Why do we stop doing the show then?

[Harley]

I don't do.

[Dan]

Because. I don't know. Because you change your mind about things constantly.

[Ethan Klein]

No, I think you talked me out of it. Dan.

[Dan]

Well, I probably always thought it was a bad idea.

[Ethan Klein]

Don't blame me. But yeah, what the hell? What? Nate, I was saying what Cam made, it was the him overlaying your dad's face over, like Kim Kardashian's dad's face, cuz.

[Dan]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

She had a birthday where they, like, brought her dead dad out as a hologram.

[Zach's friend]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

Hello, Kim. I love you. I think he compliments Kanye in it too. It just tickles me.

[Nick]

I don't know why.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay, let me thank our. Yes, let me thank our sponsors here and I'll continue on to speak about our experience there. Thank you so much. To Gamer Subs. You know, we love to stay hydrated, caffeinated, mineralized, electrolyted. And that's all happening. Zero sugar, bold flavors, huge hydration. It's all happening at Gamer Subs. And I'll tell you what else. We got our own flavor. The most iconic flavor on the website. People are going absolute bananas for strawberry lemonade. What's a more iconic flavor than strawberry lemonade?

[Zach's friend]

Nothing.

[Dan]

Nothing is the correct answer.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, maybe lemonade, but I mean, I

[Dan]

was thinking about that strawberry. Strawberry lemonade's better than regular lemonade.

[Ethan Klein]

Listen, you go to a restaurant and you see strawberry lemonade and lemonade. How many times you reaching for the lemonade and not the strawberry lemonade?

[Dan]

Zero.

[Ethan Klein]

Exactly. Zero.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Never.

[Zach's friend]

That's loser mentality.

[Dan]

It is, though.

[Ethan Klein]

You're just getting less.

[Zach's friend]

Dream big, you know?

[Ethan Klein]

Dream big. In this tub, there's a hundred servings and that's two scoops. I do one scoop because I'm not big on the sweetness. So this tub is basically going to last you forever. Literally forever. Your money back.

[Dan]

Nope, that's not true.

[Ethan Klein]

Gamer Subs GG there's six tiers of free gifts to unlock, guys, with every tub purchase. Oh, yeah, they're having a Christmas in July. Hit it, Nate.

[Dan]

Look at that.

[Ethan Klein]

Missing July.

[Dan]

Oh,

[Ethan Klein]

look at that. So we have tiers of gifts, guys, to try to get you all out here to try some subs. If you get one tub, you get waifu cups. B Girl or waifu. Waifusaurus rex.

[Dan]

Wow.

[Zach's friend]

Huh?

[Ethan Klein]

Their cups, their shaker cups are really cool, by the way. If you get two tubs, you get a 12 cup pack of display boxes, sticker packs or small merch item. What is a 12 pack of display box? I don't know what that means.

[Dan]

It's a display box. Is 12 pack a 12 pack of display boxes?

[Ethan Klein]

What is it? What does that mean?

[Dan]

You get 12 of them what?

[Ethan Klein]

What's a display box?

[Dan]

It's a thing. It's a box that you use to display.

[Ethan Klein]

Right, right. I'm getting the sense you don't know what that is either.

[Dan]

No, I've. I don't know how I could be any more clear.

[Ethan Klein]

If I click it maybe. Okay. I just want to help the people understand.

[Hila]

It's display the. The tubs, the cups.

[Dan]

Yeah. I am a little insulted that you think that I wasn't being cool.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, it's for the. The shaker cups. A display case for the shaker cups for the tubs. I think for the tub. We'll find out. Get it and find out. I don't know. You get three tubs, you get a t shirt of your choice and a previous tier item. You get four tubs. We're talking a waifu jug. Jug captured anybody. Waifu jug captured anyone or item from previous tier list. You get five tubs, large merch item of your choice. If you get six tubs, you get a. Well, they're sold out of six. It said. least on my. On mine it said sold out. See that? Absolutely killing it with the six tub.

[Dan]

Oh, my gosh. The six tubs.

[Ethan Klein]

V. Cardigan.

[Zach's friend]

When do you. When do you get two jugs? Because I. I don't think we want one jug. I think we want.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm a two jug kind of guy, personally. I mean, no offense to the one jugged out there. Obviously that happens and it's sad.

[Hila]

Sure, you could learn to take what you can get.

[Ethan Klein]

You talking to me?

[Hila]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Who says I don't? I just says I prefer two ducks.

[Zach's friend]

It was me that.

[Ethan Klein]

It's a fantasy. It's a fan. It's a fantasy. I get two jugs of my fantasy. Not one. Anyway.

[Hila]

Greedy.

[Ethan Klein]

Let's see here. Supplies are limited. So if you guys want to get your jug, juggernauris, waifu a source wreck or your waifu cup b girls. Why b girls? B cup girls. I don't know what that means, but they still got all kinds of goods there for you guys to try on July. Christmas in July. Sale supplies are limited and it's only available in u. S. Storefronts. International customers can still participate by switching regions at the top right of the gamer. Subs GG Page Waifu Cups are only available in Tier 1. Tier stacks are cumulative. Cumulative. Cumulative. Cumulative. Cumul. Cumul. Cumulative. Cumulative. Cumulative. Cumulative.

[Zach's friend]

Cumulative.

[Ethan Klein]

Cumulative.

[Zach's friend]

You can.

[Ethan Klein]

I got it. Drink. Wear an awkward individual sale. Cumulative.

[Hila]

Nice.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, you say it, Dan. Genius. It's weird. Try It.

[Dan]

Wrap it up, dude. We got another ad to get to.

[Ethan Klein]

Drinkware is not for individual sale, guys. So remember, head on over to GamersUp GG. Get yourself some Christmas presents in July from our partners. And pick up our flavor, Strawberry Lemonade. And remember to use code H3 for 10 off your order. Support the show, guys. Get yourself a beautiful, hydrating, sugar free drink. Nootropics, antioxidants. No C. One less than one calorie. Sugar free. 100 servings. You are going to love the results of this. Let's get hydrated. They also have caffeine free ones. Although actually, Dan, did they restock the caffeine free. Let me see. Because we, you know, this. This flavor is so popular. The caffeine free option just sold out. Strawberry lemonade.

[Zach's friend]

We have a lot of moms in our audience.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Zach's friend]

Pregnant women.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zach's friend]

You know, people that just get too much caffeine sometimes.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. We don't all need caffeine in every single drink. Right. I don't know how to. Oh, they got it back. Yeah. This is caffeine free. All right, so we're back.

[Dan]

We're so back.

[Ethan Klein]

So, guys, give it a shot. You're gonna love it. You really will. Thank you so much to gamersups, gg.

[Zach's friend]

Thank you.

[Ethan Klein]

That's all we drink in this studio, boy.

[Zach's friend]

And shout out to the one jug community. Just one shout out to them.

[Hila]

It can't be easy.

[Ethan Klein]

Listen. Can't be easy being with one jug. Do our best.

[Zach's friend]

Mm.

[Ethan Klein]

And finally, I want to thank Mood, another beloved sponsor. Head on over to Mood. Com. You guys know what it is. Let's get lit.

[Dan]

Sorry, what?

[Ethan Klein]

What? You need me to do that again? Let's get lit.

[Zach's friend]

What about some nasty cough afterwards?

[Ethan Klein]

You guys know what I'm doing. It's Mood. Com. I love Mood. They're such a great sponsor. They have such a great website with all the different options for you. Really well programmed that you could sort by mood. You could sort by product type. Like for example, they got. You want to get aroused. They've got that.

[Nate]

So Nate made his baby.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

We always mention it because it's true.

[Dan]

What's right here?

[Ethan Klein]

Nate indulged in the. What was it? The. The ultimate arousal gummy. I forget what it's called, but.

[Zach's friend]

The shooting Ropes.

[Ethan Klein]

The rope deluxe. Yeah. Shooting ropes.

[Dan]

I don't think.

[Ethan Klein]

I think it's called Sexual Euphoria. There it is. He remembers.

[Hila]

Oh, my God.

[Ethan Klein]

And that's why I forget. And that's why Mia's middle name is Sexual Euphoria.

[Nate]

Bro was doing the Lord of the Rings. One simply does not walk into Mordor and pose.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. What?

[Hila]

Okay, Zach, but you got.

[Ethan Klein]

Let's. Let's check out the. The moods. You got better sleep, relief from aches. Chill out. Get energized and focused. Feel happy. Better sex. Come on. You got the gummies. You got the flowers. You got the edibles. You got the beverage. You got the pre rolls. You got the concentrated. You got the bundles of joy. I got a bunch of gummies here,

[Zach's friend]

which, oh, my God.

[Ethan Klein]

My family loves. I don't. I don't partake personally, but my family loves when I bring them these. And the gummies seem so fun, you know? Kick one down.

[Dan]

We'll take those home with you because that's a. That's a fresh shipment just came in.

[Ethan Klein]

Yo, this is. This must be a hero dose. 15 milligrams.

[Zach's friend]

Do you eat a whole gummy? Do you just eat one? How does it work?

[Ethan Klein]

I think you're. I think you can eat as much as you want, but I think it's meant to be, like, one dose, and you can get different dosages. It says what's really cool. Like, if you go to gummies on the website, it will tell you the exact amount. This is something I did not have when I was younger doing this. It tells you the exact amount of THC that's in it.

[Dan]

Very nice.

[Ethan Klein]

And you can basically measure it out and get exactly what you're looking for for. And then it tells you too, like, high, high, high, medium. There's low, and then there's the hero dose for the legends among us, mild for the heroes. I'm feeling heroic today. And then crash cut one hour later. That's what you guys like, apparently, though. So who am I to judge? You know, this here product is becoming, I guess alcohol consumption is, like, way down. People are not drinking alcohol anymore in America because it's this. Because this thing right here, it's probably a good thing. Let's see here. Yeah, here. Listen to this. Feel free to alcohol alternative. I mean, that's so big. Alcohol is just so bad for you. Choose your strength and mood. Functional benefits we talked about. They deliver federally legal and delivers straight to your door. Quality lab tested. Every Mood product is lab tested. Ensure quality and consistency. And guess what? Here's the best part. If you go to mood.com and you use code H3, we have an extremely exclusive offer you will not find anywhere else. We fought tooth and nail to get you guys this. Code H3 gets you 30% off your order.

[Hila]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

Don't be sarcastic. That is incredible. You imagine if I was, like, went to my dealer and they're like, yeah, we're running 30 off today. I'd be like, are you serious? That is so freaking cool. So, yeah, head on over to Mood. Com, guys. Remember to use code H3 for 30 off your order. How fantastic is that, huh? Do you want to hang out with me, Ethan? Take some sexual euphoria.

[Hila]

The.

[Ethan Klein]

That was awesome. Think about it. Nothing will happen. We're just gonna hang out. Then why do we have to take sexual euphoria? He's like, hey, bro, you want to kick it and take.

[Nate]

That's.

[Nick]

That's the only.

[Ethan Klein]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Nick]

That's the only one I've taken, so

[Ethan Klein]

I'm kind of scared to take the others. You know, it'll be so funny if you're, like, chilling with your homies, playing video games and stuff. You're like, hey, you want a gummy? And you're like, sure. That's sick. And you hand him the pack, and it just says, sexual euphoria. And you're like, bro, what is this?

[Zach's friend]

That's.

[Ethan Klein]

You gotta do what you gotta do. It doesn't say, like, bubble drizzle trouble.

[Dan]

That's what I was gonna say. I've seen stranger names, so.

[Ethan Klein]

No, but sexual euphoria with your dogs?

[Hila]

Oh, yeah.

[Dan]

It's a little intense, but whatever.

[Nate]

It's okay.

[Dan]

Don't be homophobic.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm not homophobic. I don't want to my homies. It's just. Just the way I am.

[Dan]

So you are being homophobic?

[Ethan Klein]

Fighting.

[Dan]

Yes.

[Hila]

Wait, what's being. What's homophobic about that, then?

[Dan]

He doesn't want to fuck his homies, dude.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, I guess it's more. Dan subscribes more to the Tucking your homies in at night.

[Dan]

Yeah, give him a little chits.

[Ethan Klein]

All right, well, thanks to our sponsors, guys. Appreciate that. Come on. Oh, also, hila.

[Zach]

Where'd you get up?

[Ethan Klein]

Where'd you go? Because we have the bundles.

[Dan]

She's gone.

[Ethan Klein]

The new blushes came out. We haven't done a show since, but this is where. Very exciting. The new blush colors came [e-mail]. we got the peachy moment and the sunny. And people are just absolutely raving. Here's all the different colors. So this is an old one. Pop berries, one of the older ones. Here's the new ones. You can see Peachy moment. I'm having a moment. And sunny.

[Hila]

You know, I haven't tried them yet, but I'm very excited.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, put it on right now.

[Zach's friend]

You want? Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Tomorrow's gonna show you how it's done.

[Zach's friend]

No, no, no, I'm not gonna.

[Hila]

That's. I can't right now. I'll go to the bathroom and do that.

[Zach's friend]

Okay.

[Hila]

I always get insecure that maybe I'm doing it wrong somehow.

[Zach's friend]

There's no way to do it wrong.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. It's straightforward.

[Zach's friend]

It's literally like, I want to watch. There's no wrong way to do it.

[Hila]

Well, we can't always get what we want.

[Ethan Klein]

All right.

[Dan]

So true. So true.

[Ethan Klein]

So I don't know what you want to say. Hila. But we got the peachy moment, the sunny. And we also have some really cool bundles, it looks like. Hey.

[Zach's friend]

Yes. There's some new bundles that you can pick from that would be on the homepage if you go down a little bit.

[Ethan Klein]

Why is it go down?

[Zach's friend]

It's just that product is, like, featured. I see there.

[Ethan Klein]

T TG Essential bundle.

[Zach's friend]

So you can pick which blush you want.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, that's it. And it comes with the eraser and eyeliner.

[Zach's friend]

Right.

[Ethan Klein]

And the lip balm with the trinket. I love the trinket. And the. The blush of your choice.

[Hila]

Nice.

[Zach]

So I didn't know that.

[Ethan Klein]

Now you know. Teddyglo.com. check it out, guys. How fun is that? All right, so where were we? You want to see the new Resident Evil movie trailer? No, no, no, man.

[Dan]

Oh, really? Tattoo by Georgie, donated $20 just now and said teddy glow. Saved my life.

[Zach's friend]

What?

[Ethan Klein]

I've heard that before, actually. What do you mean?

[Dan]

How I've heard that speaks for itself.

[Zach's friend]

Saved. No, she said, saved my family from a burning car.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, yeah, I've heard that too. Wow.

[Dan]

It'll do that.

[Ethan Klein]

Wow.

[Zach's friend]

I didn't know that.

[Zach]

That's so. I didn't know that.

[Ethan Klein]

Our phone is ringing off the hook today here, Dan. Oh, that's one more call here.

[Dan]

Because you've been answering. You.

[Ethan Klein]

Ethan Klein speaking.

[Dan]

Drawn them in.

[Ethan Klein]

Yo, Ethan. Yo. How are you? I'm good. What can I do for you? I'm just here to tell you that I think that you are so awesome. Everything that you do on the show is amazing. Another mess is so fucking annoying. The 10% that our fans are too loud.

[Harley]

Annoying.

[Ethan Klein]

The 10%. I constantly have criticism. Also too loud and annoying. So I just want to say thank you for having an amazing show and always having new ideas. And don't let the audience annoy you because. Because I am a silent watcher and they. Wow, what a call. That is so. I am so grateful for this call. Thank you so much. What was your name again? I'm Emily. Emily, peace be upon you. What you say about dj? I'm the Discord.

[Nick]

Dj.

[Ethan Klein]

Discord. Dj. Do you know what that means? It's crickets here.

[Dan]

You're asking me?

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Harley]

You're asking.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm not. I'm not on Discord. Thank you. I really appreciate that. The kind comments. I love you for that. Thank you so much. Have a great day. Thanks for the call.

[Zach's friend]

Thank you.

[Harley]

Bye.

[Ethan Klein]

What a great call.

[Dan]

What a disaster.

[Ethan Klein]

One of my favorite calls, actually, so far.

[Nick]

You like that? Looney Tune, bro.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay, where were we? What were we talking about? Oh, yeah, we. We were about to watch a compilation. Oh, yeah. So I was talking about when I ran into Logan Paul. So, yeah. And I went up to him and

[Dan]

Special Z list select.

[Ethan Klein]

We all knew it was all good, but I had. I couldn't resist. And I went up to him and I pointed to one of the. The redwood trees and I asked him, what color is it?

[Zach's friend]

Oh, you did?

[Ethan Klein]

I didn't do that.

[Hila]

Wait, you didn't do it?

[Ethan Klein]

No, of course not. I thought about it, but I thought he was actually. Oh, yeah, I was defending him because I was like you. He was invited by the family. He went there. Show some beaver. We're all there for Oliver, man. You don't need to get offended for Oliver. What are you talking about? Dude, stop. But anyway, it was very cool. And he said that I had a joke in there about how Oliver was the only person to get me and him in the same room. And he thought. He said he thought the joke was very funny.

[Zach's friend]

Afterwards, I saw him laugh hard at that one.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, it was. I'm glad, Bridge.

[Dan]

Best new best friend.

[Ethan Klein]

We. I actually were already working our new crypto. Wow, A new. It's called Bing Bong.

[Dan]

What an amazing opportunity that. It sounds like he does a Pokemon cards now.

[Ethan Klein]

Maybe you could. Well, no. So we're actually. What we're working on is tokenizing digitally the Pokemon cards so you can buy.

[Dan]

Oh, good.

[Ethan Klein]

They say the digital copy of the Pokemon card is worth even more.

[Dan]

That makes sense.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Zach's friend]

I think you already did that.

[Dan]

Oh, yeah.

[Harley]

It was crazy.

[Ethan Klein]

It was crazy. Good guy. Yeah, it was an Ollie three years ago.

[Hila]

I put on both of the blushes. I don't know.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, it looks nice. Well, are they different on different sizes or both? Oh, they are.

[Hila]

Yes.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, look at the camera.

[Zach's friend]

Honestly, on our tv I can barely see, so I don't know if it captures on on the actual stream.

[Hila]

I.

[Zach's friend]

But I saw. I saw you in person, and it looked.

[Hila]

Yes, they're very gorgeous and very exciting.

[Ethan Klein]

It looks nice. There you go. See? Galley says she loves the peachy. The peachy moment on you.

[Hila]

Thank you.

[Ethan Klein]

I also ran into another pseudo enemy of the show, Bibi no Money, who was there. And again,

[Harley]

I.

[Dan]

He really an enemy of the show?

[Ethan Klein]

Kind of, yeah. Because he was. He. He was. He's just. I didn't like how he was just pandering the people, like, because he's, like, all friends with Hassan or whatever that group, and he was just doing a podcast, and for absolutely no reason, my name come up and he's like, fuck Ethan Klein. And I was like, okay. So I went up.

[Dan]

This idea, I think, of enemies of the show people that we like frequently talk about.

[Zach's friend]

Well, he did say pseudo.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. I said suit.

[Dan]

Okay. Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Not a bonafide enemy. The show. This I did do. I couldn't resist. I went up to him and I shook his hand and I said, so it's fucking Klein, huh? But I said, it's all good. Don't worry about it. There's no problems tonight. It's all good tonight. If this was any other night, it'd be fucking on site.

[Hila]

Isn't it possible he's actually a big fan of the show and was referencing what Oliver would do at his shows?

[Ethan Klein]

No, that's not what happened.

[Hila]

How's it. How do you know it's not possible.

[Ethan Klein]

Pull it out. You want to. You want to dig up old drama?

[Zach's friend]

No.

[Ethan Klein]

Pull it up.

[Hila]

No. No.

[Ethan Klein]

You really want to go there? You want to know?

[Hila]

I don't.

[Ethan Klein]

Because BB no money. He was a. He was apologetic, and he was. He was, like, a little embarrassed.

[Hila]

I think he was seriously meant.

[Ethan Klein]

He apologized. Yes, well, he did. It wasn't like he was like, I'm so sorry for doing that. I think he was just. It was just awkward, and he didn't know what to say. I think it's kind of lame they apologized. No, I don't want to put that on him. I'm not going to say he. Like, he was like, I'm so sorry for what I did.

[Dan]

He didn't drop to his knees. He begged for forgiveness.

[Hila]

Lame, Nate.

[Ethan Klein]

No, he didn't drop a big. Well, because I don't. I don't want to put, like, words in his mouth because if I say he apologized to me, then Hassan will probably put talk about him for 10 hours on Twitter. But I think, anyway, there was no Animosity. Obviously we're all there. We were all there to honor our friend. And actually I was like, he should call in because if you hate me, you should. You should talk to me because I'm actually a really nice guy.

[Zach]

Really?

[Ethan Klein]

Yes. Maybe not. Maybe you wouldn't understand. Nick. I bet you BB No Money doesn't think Jews are all demons. That's a little bit of a wow. Obstacle for me to get over.

[Zach]

Dude, you're talking about, like, the language.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. Wow. Yes, wow. Really? Shut up. Anyway, so that was pretty. That was like the only event full 2 people I ran into. And of course, Logan was really chill. It was obviously like. We both were like, we didn't need to say anything. It was obvious that it was chill. And bb, no money. I had. I just had to. I had to give him a little bit of a hard time. But we got over that.

[Nate]

Did you say what ups the young gravy?

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, of course. I gave him a kiss.

[Dan]

I thought you didn't kiss your homies. What happened?

[Ethan Klein]

He's not my homie. He's my lover.

[Dan]

Oh, so you would take sexual euphoria with him?

[Ethan Klein]

Doesn't that mean you're good? And by the way, I don't need the gummies to get into have sexual euphoria with.

[Dan]

Well, why didn't you say?

[Ethan Klein]

You know what they call him? Young Gravy Dan.

[Dan]

Because he jizzed on your face.

[Ethan Klein]

That's disgusting. Disgusting, bro. Why did you say that, Dan? You're stupid Dan.

[Dan]

Trying to cut you off at the

[Ethan Klein]

pass like biscuits and gravy. Dude, what are you talking about? Freak. Anyway, here's a compilation of all my moments. So I'm kind of watching this for the first time too. Yeah.

[Dan]

Celebrity guest host of the night, Oliver Trees, arch nemesis.

[Ethan Klein]

I sound so good here. It was nice, by the way, because in San. I feel like Santa Cruz is our home turf. And so we had, like a lot of fans there and they were very welcoming. You know, there was nobody calling me like, death to Zionists or with a sign or anything like that. I didn't see. I didn't get one. Not even one. So that was nice. Ron, what are you doing?

[Zach's friend]

Dude, you know that I'm jealous of

[Ethan Klein]

Ethan's beautiful angelic voice. Why would you play that? Wait, Ron, is this thing on? They're not supposed to hear me yet, dude.

[Dan]

Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry, everyone. I'm not sure what happened there. Let's continue with the show. Please welcome Ethan Klein.

[Ethan Klein]

Brought out the big old monster Vape. Now, I'll say. I definitely. I took some chances here in my opening bit, but I felt confident that they were funny and I did the right thing. And they were, I think. Yeah. Put your hands up if you smoke weed. Security, get him out of here. That was apparently how he started all of his live shows, so they wanted me to do that. So that was a little bit for the guys backstage. There's no smoking allowed on this campus. Historically, that's been true. That's very funny, because actually, Santa Cruz is known for smoking weed, you guys. That's funny. Should I do this? Should I pause every minute and just explain why it's funny? Okay. I've been beefing with Oliver Tree for the better past of 10 years.

[Hila]

I think you meant to say better part.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, yeah, you can abstain. You don't. You don't have.

[Hila]

Oh, I thought we were doing something.

[Ethan Klein]

Not. Not we. Oh, not we. And you know what's the best roast of all time? That I'm the best person they could get to host his memorial service. Are you serious? That's crazy, dude. He's so irrelevant. Holy shit. It's true. He's so mad right now. You know, Oliver's. I can imagine exactly what he said he'd be like, what the? Dude, I asked Brad Pitt or I don't know what celebrity he could think of, what's the most famous person he was ever? Dude, I was told Brad Pitt was gonna lead this.

[Harley]

What the.

[Ethan Klein]

Ethan Klein. What the. To my will that Ethan shouldn't host my award show. What the.

[Zach's friend]

What the?

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. Called me talentless, hacky, unfunny, ugly, old. He said, my career is dead. But you know what, buddy? The audience, they knew. Now, the thing is, Dan, they made the mistake that we once made doing live shows. They didn't mic the audience, so it felt more awkward to the live viewers. I feel like my joke's killed.

[Dan]

When did we make that mistake?

[Ethan Klein]

Well, didn't we do that once live where we're like, oh, it sounds way, way more awkward. Even though the audience was.

[Dan]

Oh, we had maybe the very first one years ago. The one with Post Malone.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah,

[Dan]

that might. I don't know why we didn't do it that time. I know I learned that lesson years before even working with.

[Ethan Klein]

So what's your fucking excuse?

[Dan]

I don't know. I don't know why we didn't like it.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, so. I really don't remember. I think his team is. They are doing, like, touring shows. They're. They have no purpose.

[Dan]

It's not normal to Mike the audience for, like a concert.

[Ethan Klein]

Sure, you can still hear that people are laughing, having a good time, but I was. My. I was tearing down the auditorium, man.

[Dan]

Was it really like that? Hila.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah, no, it was definitely louder, if you like. I. Because I listened afterwards a little bit on the live stream and definitely. Okay, we were talking about it because I was like, oh, we learned it the hard way. Well, the thing is, you need to mic for the audience when I.

[Ethan Klein]

When I'm taking. I'm taking risky, I'm taking chances out here. I'm putting it all on the line, making jokes about him being dead and shit. And if you're at home watching and you don't hear, like, enough laughter, you can be like. But in the. In the Audi, in the audience, everybody was having it. Shut up, Nick. We asked you. Demon. Little demon ass. Imp looking ass. My career might be dead, but you are literally dead, bro. Idiot. Oh, she's great. I love her. I don't know who she is, but she's loving it. Yeah, she loves. She gets it.

[Dan]

She gets it.

[Ethan Klein]

She totally gets it. I wanna. I wanna know. He said my career is dead. But you know what, buddy? My career might be dead, but you are literally dead. Look at her, idiot. She's the best. Look at her. She's the best.

[Nate]

Hell.

[Ethan Klein]

One of the very first conflicts I ever had with Oliver is he brought the world's biggest jewel vape into my studio to try to one up me. As you can see, he fell short. But I figured the best way to pay homage to my old nemesis is to bring the monster vape out for one more time. One fat rip for my homies. Do this. Put it back together, bring her out for a spin. Right here for you, Oliver. Yes, it works. Dude, that rips nasty. I put a little ashes on there.

[Dan]

People in our audience saying, you should hire that woman.

[Ethan Klein]

I should. Dude, please. Someone find out who she is. She gets me. I feel like she gets who I am. I need her behind me at all times to cancel out the hater energy in this office. Yes, it works. Dude, that rips nasty. I put a little bit of his ashes on there. I hope you guys don't mind. I help myself to the urn. That's a solid joke, that.

[Hila]

Yeah, I thought that was great.

[Ethan Klein]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Nate]

That was very funny.

[Ethan Klein]

Thank you. Yeah, on stream it sounded like people were quiet, but you said they were. They laughed at that one too, right? Yeah.

[Harley]

Okay.

[Ethan Klein]

Sorry, Nate.

[Nick]

I was making sure.

[Ethan Klein]

No, no, it was great. I. I Am very happy with how that went. When I walked off, I was like, yeah, went good. You know, I put a little bit of his ashes. He's not even in our urn. Guys. There's no earn. Okay? No, of course I didn't actually smoke his human remains. Guys. There's no urn. Didn't exhume his body and really, you know, didn't do anything like that. And I help myself to the earn. Oh, nasty. Don't smoke human remains. There's giggles. See? Is that real?

[Dan]

You don't have to.

[Ethan Klein]

What do you. What do you mean? Is that real?

[Hila]

Sorry, I thought Zach was playing something.

[Ethan Klein]

Sorry, you're talking about because I have this. I have this incredible. I have this incredible comedic timing. Tamara, if you have to know, I, I. You have to give the joke time to breathe. Right? All right, so. So listen, I believe you.

[Hila]

I believe.

[Ethan Klein]

No, you don't.

[Hila]

I do.

[Ethan Klein]

Human remains. Do you see the confidence? Let it. Yes. Let it real.

[Hila]

Yes.

[Zach's friend]

What do you mean?

[Hila]

It just sounds like.

[Zach's friend]

You think we enhanced the footage.

[Hila]

Oh, my God.

[Ethan Klein]

You did it again. It sounds the same as the audience laughing. It doesn't even sound different. Well, this is an edit of the video. I was there. Go check the live stream. It's. It's all there, baby. It's all there. I don't think the sound people there put a laugh track.

[Zach's friend]

Oh, my God, you guys.

[Ethan Klein]

Does it sound like a laugh track?

[Nick]

I wasn't there, Dan.

[Zach's friend]

I think we need to mute everybody going forward.

[Ethan Klein]

It's just not funny, you guys. I'm there memorializing my friends, and you guys are trying to trivialize it. You're trying to call me unfunny. You're trying to. You're trying to do.

[Zach's friend]

Oh, no. Well, no, not Ethan.

[Dan]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Ethan Klein]

Don't mute me. Dan muted me.

[Hila]

Damn.

[Ethan Klein]

Did you just mute me?

[Dan]

I think yes.

[Ethan Klein]

What. What's the point of that?

[Dan]

I was going to move on to the other mics as well. It's just you're. You're number one on the board. You're the first mic.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, but I can talk. Of course.

[Dan]

I channel one.

[Ethan Klein]

I hope you guys don't mind, I help myself to the ear. Oh, nasty. Don't smoke human remains. Wait for it. Bonjour, compadre. It's the Priceline negotiator. How do I negotiate so many great travel deals? My greatest gadget, the Priceline applied. It's got hotel deals, flight deals, rental car deals, all of those deals in a bundle deals, game day deals, concert Trip deals. No one deals more deals than Priceline. Hold your horses. There's more. The app lets you filter hotels by neighborhood vibe, star level, and amenities like pools and spas and beachfronts and. Wait, I'm not done. Stop cutting me up.

[Nate]

Priceline.

[Ethan Klein]

But on a serious note, it is now time that we honored the iconic scooter riding, shit talking legend that we all fell in love with. And that, of course, is Turbo. Give it up. Yeah. I don't think anybody knew that his name was Turbo because that was actually Crickets when I said Turbo, and I was expecting applause. Okay, you can play now.

[Zach's friend]

By the way. By the way, can you go back just a second to where you see the drawing in the back?

[Ethan Klein]

No. It is now time.

[Zach's friend]

You guys remember the story that Oliver gave us this drawing and he told us it was his sister who made it, who was a big fan. We learned now there's no sister, but actually the artist who did make it. I got in touch with him and he got to come to the show. So he was there too. Kahil.

[Ethan Klein]

Hila got him tickets.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah. Kahil Wessel. And it was super awesome for him, too, to see his drawing like that on the big screen.

[Ethan Klein]

What's really interesting that you hear even from his closest friends.

[Hila]

Yes.

[Ethan Klein]

Is that he was. He was duping everybody all the time. Like, everybody, everybody, even the closest friends had trouble knowing what was real and what was fake. He was creating these elaborate, ridiculous goofs. Yeah.

[Nate]

When his. When his, like, childhood friends came up at the end and they're. Oliver was. They talk about the story when he was in the cast and he's like, oh, my parents are circus performers.

[Zach's friend]

That's Getter's story. Yeah.

[Nate]

If I'm remembering this right, he said that the first time he came in.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Nate]

I fucking believe

[Zach's friend]

so many people told the same thing. They had different stories of him making up something about being from the circus

[Ethan Klein]

or his family being onion farmers.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah.

[Nate]

Because maybe it was the bowl cut. Now he acted like he sold the part.

[Ethan Klein]

That really surprised me is that there's footage of him doing really extreme pranks. And I always was like, that has to be a body double. It has to be. There's one of, like, jumping off a roof on a razor. There's one of him doing, like a massive backflip on a. On a dirt. And he was doing extreme action sports for 10 years. And I'm pretty sure now, even though there is some doubt still, that he did do all of those stunts himself.

[Dan]

And he kind of got that sense.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah.

[Dan]

But like you said, that was the. Everything was always a little ambiguous to

[Ethan Klein]

make you believe it, but I never believed it.

[Dan]

Okay, fair enough.

[Ethan Klein]

Apparently, that one, that was more the most unbelievable in my opinion.

[Dan]

Right, that was real.

[Ethan Klein]

One that was real.

[Dan]

Well, I'd seen footage of him. I guess it could have been fake, but, like, of him, like, riding dirt bikes and stuff. And it did seem like he was pretty comfortable doing, you know, some extreme stuff.

[Ethan Klein]

He was very good. Apparently. He was winning awards and bmx. And then he was doing, like, uphill mountain biking. Racing. And then he was doing uphill. Yes. And then he was doing. Finally, he was doing, like, dirt bike jumps.

[Dan]

Sure.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

And there's, you see in the memorial, there's this, like, Australian daredevil that he went out for, like, eight weeks to film with. And he taught him how to do this. He does this huge ass. He must have been 100 foot in the air. I don't know. But he does a backflip on a motorcycle and it looks like there's no fucking way he did that. Whoa, Nelly.

[Dan]

Well, when are you gonna start training? You gotta one up him.

[Ethan Klein]

It was fake, actually. So, yeah, the man continues to be a mystery even to those closest to him.

[Dan]

I put it in the discord. But somebody who was there in attendance posted some footage on the subreddit just now from the perspective of the audience.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay, gotta mic the audience. Let's see. Yeah, see, I put a little bit of his ashes on there. I hope you guys don't mind. I help myself to the urn. It's like a pretty good response. Healthy response. Little ooze, some chuckles. That's good, right?

[Dan]

Gasps.

[Ethan Klein]

That's the gasps. Yeah. That lady was perfect. It's like, oh, my God, I can't believe he said that. But it's funny. She's the best. Buddy, if you are watching or know who that is, please contact.

[Harley]

You're hired.

[Nate]

Oh.

[Ethan Klein]

Don't smoke human remains. Wait, they're laughing at him, yelling.

[Hila]

So the truth comes, though. But I'm not trying to be a hater, Ethan. I think you did it so wonderfully.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't think they're laughing at him. Saying, why is that?

[Hila]

Timing would say otherwise. But.

[Ethan Klein]

No, they're not laughing at him. Maybe some people sitting around him, but if you go back to this, you can't hear him at all. They're obviously laughing at my comedic timing. Don't smoke human remains. Right? Are you.

[Zach's friend]

Oh, you can't hear.

[Ethan Klein]

It's a Austin McBroom type of thing. Eh, Stop

[Zach's friend]

Stop.

[Harley]

Stop.

[Ethan Klein]

Don't smoke human remains.

[Zach's friend]

You can hear it.

[Ethan Klein]

I just don't know why people laugh at it. Because it's not funny. I was being funny. He wasn't. So that's why I thought that. And I still think that. Thank you, Mike, the audience.

[Zach's friend]

By the way, Ethan, if you can show these two pictures. Yeah, that was our fans who came to say hi to me, and then they were like, they're showing me. So that's the front of the shirt.

[Ethan Klein]

This is so funny.

[Zach's friend]

From merch. That they got in his show, and then they showed me the back, and they're like, hey, did he ever hit you up for this to give?

[Ethan Klein]

You stole from us. Put it on a shirt.

[Nate]

Wait, is that the one I made?

[Zach's friend]

Yes.

[Ethan Klein]

Yes.

[Dan]

Wait.

[Zach's friend]

Yes. And they're like, hey, did he ever hate you or Zach or Ethan about it?

[Ethan Klein]

He made it into an Oliver tree.

[Zach's friend]

They remembered that it was you, Zach. They mentioned you, too.

[Nate]

Oh, my God, that's so cool.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah. So that was actual merch.

[Ethan Klein]

And they're like, actually an.

[Harley]

Is it.

[Ethan Klein]

I didn't want to make it awkward, but. What, are you worried you could go grab the head right now?

[Dan]

That's. I'm kind of wondering.

[Ethan Klein]

That has. Go grab the head.

[Dan]

They didn't have the hair, obviously. I guess they just had the bowl,

[Nate]

and mine had a beard, but it

[Ethan Klein]

looked like, grab the head.

[Dan]

That's next door and upstairs.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, I forgot we're in a different building.

[Hila]

I can do.

[Dan]

I'll go get it.

[Hila]

No, no, tomorrow we'll get it.

[Ethan Klein]

To get this, you're more important.

[Dan]

You need Google.

[Ethan Klein]

He is. I mean, he is.

[Dan]

Why don't I just Google it?

[Hila]

Even need to take.

[Dan]

All right, here it is. I. I got it right here. I got it. Yeah, it's not exactly. I see. I knew it was a little different.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, show me the Zachs.

[Dan]

Look, Zach's is all, like, filled in.

[Ethan Klein]

No, that's identical.

[Zach's friend]

Look at the knobs. That's.

[Ethan Klein]

They edited out the beard, and they put a hair on him.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Okay.

[Hila]

That's the guy.

[Zach's friend]

That's so funny.

[Ethan Klein]

That's me. No, that's not.

[Dan]

That's a lot of beard that was throwing me.

[Ethan Klein]

Zach made it, but that's me. And so anyway, I didn't want to make it awkward, but I. I did. I did wait till. Till everybody left so I could ask his parents, just because I was like. Well, assuming I know that the money and the will went to this foundation. Foundation. Yeah, but. But assuming that it passed through their hands at some Capacity. I do believe that it would be a lot easier just to compensate me directly instead of me having to take legal action.

[Dan]

Right?

[Nate]

I want that T shirt at least.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, yeah, true. I should have. You should have ripped it off his body. Oh, wow.

[Nate]

I had no idea about any of this then.

[Zach's friend]

I know. That's what I said. And then I was like, man, it's so sad.

[Ethan Klein]

Isn't that cool?

[Zach's friend]

Because this could have been like new beef now. Wow.

[Nate]

How cool, though?

[Zach's friend]

Yeah, very cool.

[Ethan Klein]

That's such a sick shirt. Yeah, but his. So his parents are gonna. They're gonna. We were gonna settle it on the side and.

[Nate]

Am I getting a little.

[Ethan Klein]

No, it's me. I own that head. Well, anything you guys created on this property on the clock, I own. Just for the record. And it is my face. So let me ask a caller. Hi, this is Ethan speaking. I'm the lady from the video, the laughing lady. How. How can you prove that? How can I believe that?

[Zach's friend]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, I. I can. You know, I'll leave from New Jersey

[Zach's friend]

right now and I'll show up and

[Ethan Klein]

you'll know it's me. Let me laugh. I get it.

[Zach's friend]

That's what I said at that moment.

[Ethan Klein]

Don't lie. I'm not serious. This is a serious pursuit. Don't make a joke out of this. This lady is very important to me and I don't appreciate you making jokes about it.

[Nate]

Well, I need to track down one of those shirts.

[Zach's friend]

Well, if those two fans are listening, there were two of them and they were both wearing it. Maybe you could buy one off of them.

[Nate]

Yeah, with the sweat stains and everything.

[Zach's friend]

Or maybe we could swap it for something else.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, this guy thought he was helping me. He's like, I helped myself to the urn. Just thought HC family would enjoy the audible gasp after one of Ethan's jokes. But he. He was. He was actually exposing me.

[Hila]

He was mogging you.

[Ethan Klein]

He wasn't mogging me.

[Hila]

Is he not the one that said.

[Ethan Klein]

Doesn't seem like it. He didn't write that. Okay, enough. But on a serious note, it is now time that we honor the iconic scooter riding, shit talking legend that we all fell in love with. And that, of course, is Turbo. Give it up. Roll it. Okay, you can play now. Wrap it up. Get off the stage. You guys are boring. You guys ready to hear songs it up, Everybody sing along for Life Goes on. Oh, man, I was. Oh, he was so slick with it. They wanted to do the shot of me there and there was only one cowboy hat and it was on the mannequin. So I didn't get to wear the cowboy hat. But what was his name? The. The. The stage manager?

[Zach]

Who?

[Dan]

Amir.

[Ethan Klein]

Not Amir. It was Seth.

[Dan]

Dan.

[Ethan Klein]

Seth.

[Dan]

Seth.

[Ethan Klein]

I didn't have the mic, and he ran his ass off so fast and got it to me just in time. It was very impressive, Slick. You can see he just hands it off. Look how close this is. Boom.

[Zach's friend]

Yep.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, there's no audio. What?

[Zach's friend]

Oh, yeah, there were.

[Nate]

There were some moments in the stream where the mics weren't working.

[Zach's friend]

I heard they're live. Everything worked.

[Ethan Klein]

But, yeah, I could hear it in the studio.

[Nate]

When Diplo went up to speak, did

[Ethan Klein]

you know his whole speech got cut?

[Zach's friend]

No, I had no idea.

[Nate]

It was, like, a full minute.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, yeah, it wasn't a whole person.

[Zach's friend]

It worked.

[Ethan Klein]

It's literally like what happened in Forrest Gump, because everybody in the auditorium heard it and was very, like, moved by it. I actually thought his speech was good. I was listening backstage. That's crazy that the whole thing, or a large chunk of it got. Got cut off there, Shawnee. Bravo. I only got one question for y'. All. Where are my freaks at running? Are you tired of all your friends

[Nick]

having sick ass facial hair while you can only grow a measly little peach fuzz? Stop whining, you little crybaby. Goatee grow has you.

[Ethan Klein]

This was also weird.

[Nick]

Leading goatee hair supplement. Our unique formula is designed to make your goat.

[Ethan Klein]

So we had, like, a whole bit when I was dressed as Cornelia Cornelius Cummings and the power, and the entire studio, the whole auditorium went out.

[Dan]

Oh.

[Ethan Klein]

And I was like, oh, my God, is the show over? Like, it was like everything was out.

[Dan]

Jesus.

[Ethan Klein]

And then it came back, like, maybe, I don't know, less than a minute or maybe a minute. But then they canceled this whole bit, so I had to awkwardly get up and get off stage, grow 10 times thicker.

[Zach's friend]

Longer.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, yeah, there it goes. Everything. Hey, what's going on? I was watching that anyway. All right, let's bounce. They're gonna.

[Nate]

I checked the video. There was no

[Ethan Klein]

hello, everyone. So this. I've done enough talking. Now I should probably give some sincere thoughts about my friend Oliver. First, I want to say the family wanted me to thank the university and their staff for generously allowing us to use their beautiful amphitheater. So thank you to them. This was funny, too, because everyone's like, I was talking to us there, and nobody wanted to thank the university because it was just weird. Like, I guess, like, the Proverse was there, and somebody was like, you Gotta thank the university. But nobody wanted to work it into their speech, so I was like, I'll do it.

[Dan]

What a hero.

[Ethan Klein]

I'll fucking do it.

[Dan]

You're an alumni. You have to.

[Ethan Klein]

No, that's the opposite. I already paid these motherfuckers tons of money.

[Zach]

Oh, true.

[Ethan Klein]

Why do I gotta thank them? They should thank me. You know, I'm the one on their Wikipedia page.

[Dan]

You and that famous author.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

What's his name?

[Hila]

Her.

[Ethan Klein]

What's her name?

[Dan]

I don't remember.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, exactly.

[Zach]

You're talking about, like, the language.

[Ethan Klein]

No, Nick. Really? I don't know. Really Nice. And I also want to acknowledge first, Oliver's parents, who I've had the profound pleasure of getting to know in the past few days. And I want to thank them for trusting me with hosting this great memorial service. It's truly an honor. Thank you. To them it is. When they first asked me, they got on a call, I thought they were going to ask me, like, maybe do a speech or something, but they asked me to host, and I was like. I had a panic attack immediately because I knew I couldn't say no. I was like, oh, my God, this is gonna be so stressful, and this is gonna be so much pressure. But I couldn't say no. I couldn't say no, obviously, so. And I didn't tell you guys, but my whole life, Larry David has a joke like this. But basically every day from that call on was just me worrying about that. Right. So I was very relieved when. When it was over and everything went fine. Yeah. I've watched them face down the most profound loss that any parent can fathom with grace, and it's been inspiring. It's been heartbreaking. Anyway, you can go. Why? This is long speech I gave at the end that was kind of heartfelt, but you can go watch it if you want to watch it. It's not funny, really. Oh, there was one funny joke here, actually. And he was just a sincere, loving, devoted. And now I'll say something about all of that. And I will say, to Oliver's great credit, he is the only person that could get me in the same room as Logan Paul. And I do mean that as the.

[Hila]

That.

[Ethan Klein]

That didn't sound like the audience loved that one. Come on, guys. It's explosive. Logan told me he liked it, too. He was cool. Highest compliment to the man. He had an unability. He had an ability that was unmatched by anyone else. So, yeah, go watch it if you want, but that's there towards the end of the show. And what else was there? There was one other thing. With all his friends on stage, I had to kick them all off time.

[Dan]

He was actually my best.

[Ethan Klein]

All right, everybody off stage. You guys are ruining the show. Come on, guys, off stage. Wrap it up. Everybody knows I was his best friend anyway, obviously. I mean, I'm. I'm meeting his memorial, so that kind of seals the deal. Come on, guys. There it is.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Donate to the. This is the other thing that's, like, so over the first time I heard him talking about this, and all of us were like, oh, this is a joke, obviously.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Like, Dr. Oliver Trees. Extremely epic art grant for baby geniuses. And he's like, oh, yeah, I've set up a trust. I'm giving everything I ever make a way to help growing artists. But he did this, apparently, a year ago with his parents and lawyers and everything and set it up. I would have never. I thought if. If I had to bet, I would have bet 10, nine times out of 10 that that it was made up. That wasn't real, so.

[Nate]

And then his mom also mentioned something about a museum.

[Zach's friend]

Yes, she did.

[Nate]

That's dope.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, yeah. Something. Something.

[Zach's friend]

That's apparently another thing that he wanted.

[Ethan Klein]

I think it's something done officially with the city or maybe the school. I don't remember. But, yeah, it's really nice going back there to Santa Cruz now because it really reminds me of him. And I get to visit his gravestone. It's an even more special place than it was to us, and so it's really nice. I had a really nice time and it was really special meeting everyone and nice, obviously, with. In a proverb, not in. Like you.

[Hila]

We know.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

This thing's solid, by the way, in case you're wondering. Let's see here. I'm about to burn you down. I'm gonna grab a break all night. Someone put together this of him in the pants and all the. Teddy fresh. Yeah. I mean, listen, he literally wore it.

[Zach's friend]

I couldn't believe it.

[Ethan Klein]

Everywhere. This is Antarctica. He's still wearing this fucking cargo pants. There's no way those are warm enough for Antarctica. No way.

[Zach's friend]

But I'm looking now into remaking those. And the two shirts, the striped shirts that you wore a lot. And the parents, the family gave their blessings to do it. And the money from that will go to the foundation.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Zach's friend]

And

[Ethan Klein]

so everybody thought this picture was so funny. So now there's a bunch of memes on the subreddit. Let's see. Spot the difference. I. Yeah. I mean, what can I say that that is, that's me. Who even is this guy? Isn't it so funny? Just some random dude who's like this Internet famous meme just because he looks so goddamn silly on the phone. King, bro, shout out wherever you are. Here's another one. Everybody thinks it's so funny to make fun of Ethan. Is this guy straight or gay? Honestly, Good question. I feel like I'd have to be gay, right? Feel like I'd have to be too obvious. He's got to be straight. He's so gay.

[Dan]

It loops around. Exactly.

[Ethan Klein]

So gay, straight.

[Dan]

I just saw in the chat a fan mentioned that they were there and took a bunch of pictures and they shared it in the discord.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh yeah, this guy was nice. Yeah, of course. Nice guy. There was a bunch of really nice fans lined up at the end that we were, that we got the pleasure of meeting. Oh yeah, this is Oliver's brother. Such a nice, such a sweet guy.

[Dan]

Yeah, can definitely tell. Just like him.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, there's everybody. This guy was really nice too. This Mexican influencer. That Oliver, I think he's a boxer. So I think he's a tick tocker and like an influencer boxer. Okay.

[Zach's friend]

But yeah, Aaron something.

[Ethan Klein]

Oliver did like a ton of content with them. Like before he died on his South America tour. And he was really nice and gave a nice speech too. Stance of a 60 year old dad. Not 60, not even close frankly. And then I don't know what this is meant to show. It's just like I remember that. What even is it?

[Dan]

That was when you got left behind at the airport by AB and Tamara. Well, they didn't leave you behind. You were late.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Tamara failed to stop the plane. She didn't.

[Dan]

She a devoted employee would have called in a bomb.

[Ethan Klein]

Called a bomb weapon. She didn't hold.

[Hila]

I not like that.

[Ethan Klein]

She didn't cry. She didn't even cry.

[Hila]

Which I mean I, I, I

[Ethan Klein]

feel like you would have cried if it was someone else. I'm just saying maybe if it was Dan you would have cried, that's all.

[Hila]

If it was Dan. If it was Dan, Dan would have made it on.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay, that's not the premise.

[Hila]

Got him on.

[Ethan Klein]

That's not the hypothetical. Oh, you're saying you would have got him on?

[Hila]

Yes. Are you kidding me? I would have actually been like we. And you need to we because we need Dan.

[Ethan Klein]

What? My whole point is. Yeah. So yeah, you didn't do enough. And that's in a warning.

[Harley]

I like Dan. Dan's cool.

[Hila]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Now what we're doing body language analysis here. But I'm not even standing next.

[Hila]

Whoa.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, isn't this when you have to be standing next to somebody?

[Dan]

No, you don't.

[Ethan Klein]

You can't just give me beta stance if I'm by myself.

[Dan]

Yeah, I don't know. Galia says your legs are beta. Your upper body is alpha, though.

[Ethan Klein]

Hey, okay, that's fair. Hey, I don't know who this person is, but apparently I remind them that's

[Dan]

one of the classic Karen ladies in the Karen era.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay, really? I'm not a Karen. Okay? I'm not even a lady. So take that back. Erase that. Postmods pants. Scooby Doo. Shaggy pants fit. Stop, you guys. Hila. They're saying that my pants is like a Shaggy.

[Hila]

Like, I like those pants.

[Zach's friend]

First of all, there's nothing wrong with that.

[Ethan Klein]

I like the pants, too. And that's why I think it's unfair that they.

[Zach's friend]

But also, your pants are so different.

[Dan]

Chief is a little Scooby coated. Now that I think of it, he is.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Scoobing shag.

[Ethan Klein]

He's hungry, too. Yeah, he's a hungry boy. Ethan's five, eight, confirmed again. I don't know what this guy's. This is so ridiculous, bro. Like, you would go to Oliver's memorial, and this is the type of content you'd be taking away from that. Seriously? You're thinking about my height? All right, guys, this is big news.

[Nick]

First and foremost, rest in peace, Oliver Tree.

[Dan]

But we have young Gravy and Ethan

[Nick]

Klein saying what up at the memorial.

[Dan]

Now, we know, in fact, that, you know, young Gravy is a tall boy, 6, 8. But in this video, we're seeing young gravy taller than Ethan Klein, 6, 8, by at least, I don't know, what, a foot.

[Ethan Klein]

Babe. I'm sorry, what? By what metric? There a dude in the bleachers.

[Dan]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, I'm sorry to interrupt, but something really important's been pointed out to me.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay?

[Dan]

Can you do me a favor? Can you stand up?

[Ethan Klein]

Sure.

[Dan]

Oh, my God.

[Hila]

Oh, my God, dude,

[Ethan Klein]

I can't see myself.

[Dan]

Well, you see what is on screen, right?

[Ethan Klein]

I don't see him wearing a watch. Well, those are red pants.

[Nick]

Ethan has brown pants.

[Dan]

I think it's just this image. No, Shaggy has.

[Ethan Klein]

No, Shaggy's classic pants are red.

[Dan]

They're not red. Yes, they are. It's like a reddish brown.

[Zach's friend]

It's a reddish rusty brown.

[Dan]

Yeah, it's a rusty brown. So over here in the corner there.

[Ethan Klein]

Where do I stand. Where is it?

[Zach's friend]

What is he asking?

[Dan]

Right above Zach.

[Hila]

Yeah.

[Zach's friend]

Hands down. Yeah. And feet.

[Hila]

Yeah.

[Zach's friend]

Feet outward.

[Hila]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Do me a favor, Ethan.

[Zach]

Could you.

[Dan]

Could you strike this pose?

[Zach's friend]

Okay. Okay.

[Ethan Klein]

Scooby Dooby Doo. Enough with you. All right. But you know. All right.

[Dan]

Sorry about that. I just, I. I googled Shaggy and was shocked by what I saw.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, I don't know if any Hollywood executives are watching this, but if you want to cast me and Chiefy for your next. Okay. Yeah. Shaggy and Scooby. Wow. Does Scooby have to be trained?

[Dan]

No, Scoob is kind of a. Yeah, he's kind of a rambunctious, trouble causing dog.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Dan]

He's very cheap coded.

[Ethan Klein]

But. But to be on camera probably needs to be trained.

[Dan]

We'll figure it out.

[Harley]

Right.

[Ethan Klein]

I'll just put an electric collar on him, zap him whenever he's getting out of line.

[Harley]

Sure.

[Dan]

I don't know what a foot. Ethan Klein.

[Nick]

Five eight. Confirmed.

[Hila]

Fight me.

[Ethan Klein]

I will fight. Where are you? We outside.

[Dan]

We outside.

[Ethan Klein]

What else we got? Logan, Paul Bridge. Yeah, we saw this. We said what up? He was chill and fuck anyone who's being a dick about him ruining the event. So stupid. I asked people to Roy. I suggested people write poems and some people did it. So it was nice. Appreciate that. That's nice. And that's all I have to say about that, really. Anything you want to add, Hila?

[Zach's friend]

Put me on the spot.

[Ethan Klein]

You say no.

[Zach's friend]

I mean, I. I don't know because I feel like there was so much. But you said everything, so I probably will end up just repeating you. I just loved it. It was a beautiful weekend and very, very emotional. But I feel like I'm gonna be thinking about Oliver every day the rest of my life now. He's just left. Such a big impact.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. The event did a good job of just showing how prolific and far reaching and how many people he worked with and how much art he created and how important art was to him. And you know, he pushed all of

[Zach's friend]

his friends in their per. In the personal life.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Zach's friend]

To constantly like dream big for themselves, believe in themselves. He was everybody's biggest fan.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Zach's friend]

Always telling them how proud he was of them. And like, I feel like all this stuff I'm going to really take with

[Ethan Klein]

me and be like, Oliver, I think

[Zach's friend]

it's changed me a little bit. Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

But it's just so fucked up that he's gone and. Just Rest in peace, buddy. We're going to come visit you soon and regularly.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

All the more reason to Go visit Santa Cruz now. The fact that he's even from there is so interesting. I didn't know that when we first met. Yeah. I didn't learn that about him for a little bit, and I thought that was so interesting because, you know, it's a small town. There's not a lot of, like, local. Like, Santa Cruz locals. Probably, like, maybe a couple tens of thousands of them.

[Zach's friend]

Right?

[Ethan Klein]

It's such a weird place. When I was going to college there, everybody had bumper stickers that said, keep Santa Cruz weird. That's the vibe there.

[Zach's friend]

That's cool. Santa Cruz was already my favorite place in the whole entire world.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Zach's friend]

And so now I feel even more strongly about it.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, I did have a really. I felt really good about the city after our recent trip. Let me take one more call, and we'll move on real quick.

[Dan]

Just a reminder that this is the car Ethan drives.

[Harley]

Yo.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know what you're talking about. Mine is all electric. Okay. It's modern. It doesn't have. It doesn't have text on the side. It's obviously a different car.

[Hila]

Okay.

[Ethan Klein]

So different. It's entirely different.

[Hila]

Okay.

[Zach's friend]

All green flags. I don't know what you guys are tripping about.

[Dan]

I'm not saying it's a problem.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't even believe I'm the biggest

[Dan]

Scooby Doo fan in this place.

[Ethan Klein]

I've never even seen a ghost, nor do I believe in them, Dan.

[Dan]

Well, until the later canon, Shaggy hadn't seen a real ghost either, because they were all the local plumber in a mask.

[Ethan Klein]

Criminals.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

So he does actually see a real Ghost.

[Dan]

In the 90s, they started making movies where it's like, oh, the ghosts are real. Which, stupid. I don't want to be the one to say it, but also, they've lost their way over there to entertain a Barbera.

[Nate]

The Scooby Doo movie with Shout Out Matthew Lillard playing Shaggy. The Scooby Doo 2 monsters unleashed. I believe it's what it's called. They make ghosts come to life.

[Ethan Klein]

See, that's bullshit. No, but that actually is a really nice thing about the plot point. The ghosts were never real. The monsters were always one of us.

[Dan]

Yep.

[Ethan Klein]

Yep.

[Dan]

Yeah, they've lost their way. They've lost their way a little bit, but. But that's okay. I don't want to be too harsh of a critic. I'll always love the mystery game.

[Ethan Klein]

So up next, we've got. We have actually. So there's a huge EDP documentary trailer. We got to get to AB and Shambhala updates, man. What I've seen coming out of there is so funny. AB is going to come back a different person. And then we have to finish the big. Nick learns about the dark arts, which I was just having so much fun watching that. We got tons of goofs and gaffes to get to. So I'm gonna go take a tinkle.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Ethan Klein]

And then we'll jump right into all that good stuff there. So I'll be right back.

[Dan]

1, 2.

[Ethan Klein]

1, 2, 3, 4.

[Dan]

Give me a break, give me a break Break me off a piece of

[Ethan Klein]

that Kit Kat ball Give me a

[Dan]

break, give me a break Break me

[Ethan Klein]

off a piece of that Kit Kat

[Dan]

bar that chocolate crispy taste gonna make

[Ethan Klein]

your day and wherever you go you'll

[Dan]

hear the people say Give me a break, give me a break Break me

[Ethan Klein]

off a piece of that Kit Kat bar have a break, have a Kit Kat.

[Dan]

I think Ethan wants your attention over there. Name God Cam. Yeah, there it is.

[Zach's friend]

Whoa. Put that hand down. What are you doing?

[Hila]

Sheesh.

[Ethan Klein]

Come on. How's it going, Pee? Standing there for like a five minutes. I thought you were gonna go pee. Literally said that.

[Dan]

He did. He did say that.

[Zach's friend]

He did say that. You did nothing wrong, Nate.

[Nate]

Thank you.

[Ethan Klein]

You're my favorite boss.

[Nate]

Hila.

[Zach's friend]

I thank you.

[Dan]

I wanted to give a quick shout out. This one wasn't a super chat. It was just a members milestone. But I saw it from a friend of the show, Bone fork.

[Zach's friend]

Oh, legend.

[Dan]

Yeah. A member for 59 months said, hey, family, can we get the annual birthday shout out for my son Isaac? The Big 14 about to have a high schooler and I'm gonna be sick. Shout out. 14. Shout out to Isaac. It's 14. It's not nice to call Isaac an it. 14. There you go. Congratulations. Thanks. Bonefork 14 support through the years. And thank you also to all of these wonderful people who have been super chatting throughout the episode. Let me pop up to the top here. We got Yupil with a Whoa, Nelly. Thank you very much, twerbey. It's my birthday today. I turned 23. Yes, I know. I'm an unk. Now can I get a sound bite of anyone's choosing? Anyone love. What sound bite?

[Nate]

Damn, not fast enough.

[Hila]

Pass.

[Dan]

You can't pass. It doesn't work like that.

[Ethan Klein]

It needs to be so cool. It needs to be something cool and

[Dan]

completely exited the frame.

[Hila]

And I have. What?

[Ethan Klein]

I'm leaning the wrong way.

[Nate]

Go ahead. Tamar, do you.

[Hila]

Do you still have the one that's like ate out my ass.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh yeah, of course you have.

[Nate]

Yes.

[Hila]

That one lived in my mind a lot.

[Zach's friend]

Ate out my ass.

[Nate]

Yeah, I actually have. It's behind. I have like a wall of vinyl behind me. It's the actual LP of that song.

[Dan]

Oh yes.

[Nate]

That was gifted to me by Ian Slater.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Dan]

That was a craigsmas thing, right?

[Nate]

It was. It goes by. I forgot the first name, but it's something. Gambino was Joe Pesci's.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Short lived rap career.

[Nate]

Alias.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. Could you do the. Or the boat horn?

[Dan]

Way too late, bro.

[Nate]

That was so delayed, bro.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, well, I'll take this serious.

[Dan]

He does enjoy that one.

[Ethan Klein]

Thank you.

[Zach]

Very good.

[Ethan Klein]

It's really nice.

[Dan]

All right. Melanie said me and my sister went to the show and got to meet Ethan and Hila and you guys were so welcoming. Thank you for coming out because public events can be scary. The show was beautiful and Ethan did an amazing job lightening the mood but also being heartfelt. Thank you, Melanie.

[Zach's friend]

Thank you. I agree.

[Dan]

Tatted by Jordan Said, you did a beautiful job, Ethan. You held it together so well. Sending you all the love and a little heart. A little heart. Sprocket Said grew up in Santa Cruz so I know what an incredible honor for him to be laid rest at Evergreen. Special place for a special human.

[Zach's friend]

Absolutely.

[Dan]

Thanks Sprocket. Ray Mag Dan. The team must know Ethan is referenced in a song called called MF Gloom by Strawberry Milk Cult. Did you all know about this?

[Zach's friend]

No.

[Dan]

They make fun of his coughing. Haha.

[Zach's friend]

Really?

[Dan]

No, I don't know anything about that. We'll check it out. Thank you, Ray Mag.

[Zach's friend]

What was it again then?

[Dan]

Strawberry Milk Cult. MF Gloom.

[Zach's friend]

Huh?

[Dan]

Your average Alex said, Ethan, you did a beautiful job of balancing his memorial. Went from crying to laughing and learned so many new things about Oliver.

[Hila]

It was.

[Dan]

Was amazing.

[Zach's friend]

Same that. That was our experience the whole weekend. Just going from laughing to crying and yeah. So many emotions.

[Dan]

Olivia, I was there. You did awesome. Such a beautiful day. I met Hila and she was so kind. She gave me a big hug.

[Zach's friend]

I remember.

[Dan]

You remember?

[Zach's friend]

Yep.

[Dan]

My memorable hug. The mochi boy. Hey Ethan. I was the really tall guy who took a picture with you and Hila. Oh, I think this was actually the guy in the pictures that we just showed because his name was Mochi on the discord as well. And one of the last to say goodbye to you. I said your speech was great but I can't say it enough. That's from the mochi boy. Spunky donated $10 and didn't say anything. Just a blank message.

[Ethan Klein]

Wow, thanks, Spunky. Oh, tomorrow's working on a really cool, like, Dono sub stop motion thing. When are we adding that?

[Dan]

Is it done?

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know. Yeah, I've seen it.

[Hila]

Honestly, I. I was scared to approach you about it before the show did.

[Ethan Klein]

Why?

[Zach's friend]

Why?

[Hila]

Sometimes it just seems like the wrong time.

[Ethan Klein]

Seems like a great time before the

[Dan]

show's a good time.

[Ethan Klein]

Maybe not.

[Zach's friend]

Like, let's talk about it during the show.

[Ethan Klein]

We could show the graphic anyway you want to send it.

[Dan]

Oh, no, no.

[Zach's friend]

Just wait until it's ready.

[Dan]

Wait until it's ready.

[Ethan Klein]

Dan, I fear you. You asked me the wrong time. Dan, I fear you. This is not this. This is the wrong time.

[Hila]

But you brought it up, not me.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, I did.

[Dan]

Oh, look at the discord. Got a little message that you want to see.

[Ethan Klein]

And I'm sick all the time coughing like I'm Ethan client. I'll commit. Not alive.

[Hila]

I don't think that's what.

[Dan]

That's not what I meant. But that's. That's you. Well, you missed. Never mind. It's the message. Two down from there.

[Ethan Klein]

I can call in if you want. Oh, yeah, I would love to. Did you make this, love, or was this front?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, great. Here it is. Here's the new. The new Scooby Doo.

[Dan]

The New Adventures of Scooby Doo.

[Ethan Klein]

It's really going to be something. How exciting. No problem.

[Dan]

It's very

[Zach]

shaggy.

[Ethan Klein]

I mean, listen, the similarities are pretty ridiculous. The same fucking van. God damn.

[Dan]

It's really good.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, let's. Let's talk to A.B.

[Dan]

you want to do that now?

[Nate]

Sure.

[Dan]

Okay, let me. I'm gonna send him a zoom link right now.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, let me pull up the pictures and stuff they've sent.

[Dan]

Sure.

[Ethan Klein]

Because I've been cracking me up. What does it mean to have a boner? That is a good question. We can ask AB that. But they've been sending me pictures just super casually. And they look insane in them. A B. Especially. Chala

[Dan]

baby.

[Ethan Klein]

A Chala. Hold on. So I was just checking in with him, asking how's he doing? Here's another one. This isn't the one they sent me. But this is like. Where did they even get this? I don't. They didn't bring this. There's no way they brought these. And AB is just bling. He is ready. He's there.

[Dan]

This is such a good image.

[Nate]

Looks like they shopped at the Queen of Melrose store.

[Ethan Klein]

Right. But somebody brought all that up in the middle of nowhere and they Ended up on them. And then now all of a sudden he's dressed like he's in Dune. Which again they did not bring any of this. We are running low on supplies and now he's got like the Dune breather in. I. I don't know.

[Dan]

Yeah, the still suit dude.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, he's really. It's a long festival, man.

[Dan]

I know, I know. I was thinking about them throughout the weekend as I was sitting in my nice air conditioned apartment.

[Ethan Klein]

It's probably hot there actually.

[Dan]

I don't know, it's pretty far north. But I don't know, I guess it's still summer.

[Ethan Klein]

Somebody in the audience has a. Dump them outside, Dump them out. Spotted in the crowd. Apparently there's lots of fans.

[Dan]

Yeah, I guess they have a very symbolic centric audience. Apparently.

[Ethan Klein]

Wait, where's the picture? He sent me a picture that I had sent. Let me pull it up. It was so funny. Just because it was so candid. Dump them out. Oh, he sent me a video. Here, let me record this to you guys. Was that the one he sent at 4am? Yes. I don't. Why was I messaging him at 4am yesterday? I don't remember why. I think he said he watched your. He was watching your performance at the Oliver tree Memorial at 4:30. It's the same time zone, isn't it?

[Dan]

Yes, it's Shambhala, bro. Why are you surprised?

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, it's just also AB. No, the context is funny.

[Dan]

That's AB is always up at 4:30.

[Ethan Klein]

That's true.

[Dan]

Even when he's not in Shambhala.

[Ethan Klein]

Then he also sent me this, which apparently was also a candid. Shot them at 4:30. Where Harley is like he's now dressed as Fred Flintstone.

[Dan]

Got all the Hannah Barbaric characters.

[Nate]

Just need Johnny Quest now.

[Dan]

Yeah, Johnny Quest. You pull up what I Jabber jaw. Jabber jaw would be sick. Well, do you send it in WhatsApp?

[Ethan Klein]

What's that sir?

[Dan]

Oh, that is very Fred Pull Sim coded.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, I was like what the hell here. And AB was in was Velma. Which surprised me was fully in drag.

[Dan]

Velma or Daphne?

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know.

[Dan]

You're not answering that.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know which ones he's Fred is married to. Well, mom.

[Dan]

No, I'm just asking you.

[Ethan Klein]

I. I have no idea which is the one that you were into. If you had to choose.

[Zach's friend]

My

[Dan]

I've always been a Velma guy.

[Ethan Klein]

Let me see. Velma dance. Cool verse. What's the other one? Daphne? Let's see which one you hitting? Let's be honest. Wait. No, we're talking about Scooby Doo. I'm talking about Fred Flintstone for Flintstones is Wilma.

[Nick]

And I think Betty.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm not answering. I'm not getting into this. Can you pull up the video?

[Dan]

The video?

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I thought it was just this picture.

[Ethan Klein]

No, I sent a video.

[Dan]

Oh, my bad.

[Ethan Klein]

At 4:30.

[Harley]

Dan, I fear you.

[Dan]

Okay, you have to give me a second. I gotta download it and then send it to the other computer. It's like a whole thing. One second. Okay, we got it there and then we're going to copy it into here and send it here. We're going to open it here

[Ethan Klein]

and

[Dan]

you got to download it again.

[Harley]

Okay?

[Ethan Klein]

What's up, Ethan?

[Dan]

All right, all right. Here's the video.

[Ethan Klein]

What's up, Ethan?

[Hila]

All right.

[Harley]

We're doing great. We're proud of you.

[Dan]

You did so well today.

[Harley]

Yeah, you did. Everyone here was watching it. I was at the standby that Yerba made and the lady working there was watching it, I think exactly as you went on stage the second time. Are you gonna tell them that you're on Coca Molin?

[Ethan Klein]

No.

[Harley]

Okay. Everything's great. Have a good night.

[Dan]

I don't know if everything is good after that.

[Ethan Klein]

That's a crazy ass video at 4:30. Just candid. And they're both like, this is a normal video to send. Like neither of them was aware that that was a strange.

[Dan]

Well, day four of Shambhala. Things are feeling a little weird. AB Is in the waiting room. Are you ready to talk to him?

[Ethan Klein]

All right, standby, let's hear him out. Oh my golly. Hey, you're sideways.

[Dan]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, we're still back.

[Ethan Klein]

Where'd you get all that?

[Harley]

Teddy Fresh Coming to you soon.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, but what about all the gear? So like, what's with all the costume changes? Where are you getting all those different outfits?

[Harley]

They have a lot of stands. People just say grab stuff.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh my goodness.

[Dan]

Oh, that's cool.

[Ethan Klein]

So how are the vibes?

[Harley]

I got these.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, that's. Yeah,

[Dan]

that's sick.

[Ethan Klein]

It's really like that out there. How's the vibes? How are you enjoying yourself?

[Harley]

I'm surviving. I'm. I'm doing okay.

[Ethan Klein]

You know what?

[Harley]

Crazy enough, this is the most capable man here.

[Ethan Klein]

Is that the. The maniac, your Sherpa?

[Harley]

Yeah, oddly. Oddly very, like, resourceful and knows a lot about everything. Me and Harley are the ups.

[Ethan Klein]

Why? Oddly.

[Dan]

Yeah, that doesn't. That's. That kind of tracks because he kind

[Harley]

of looks like he does crack Right.

[Dan]

And you did send that. You sent that picture of him wearing like a. I'm addicted to heroin or something.

[Harley]

He's on a heroin hero. Heroin here. Respect on his name. He's a hero.

[Zach]

No.

[Dan]

Yeah. I'm not being disrespectful.

[Ethan Klein]

Listen, heroin uses for. Can do a personality. Because there's a lot of preparation to do with preparing heroin. And you could. You could probably.

[Dan]

You could it up.

[Ethan Klein]

You could probably answer that. But you gotta, like, get it, which is hard. You know, you gotta talk to some unsavory people. You gotta burn it. You gotta do the recipe. You gotta have the balls to inject it into yourself. There's a lot.

[Harley]

It makes sense because I did heroin for six years.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, I know. I know.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Harley]

He's my. Completely sober now.

[Ethan Klein]

Dead sober.

[Harley]

Yeah, he's the only. He's the only sober one out of this whole little group we got.

[Dan]

Oh, okay.

[Ethan Klein]

Thank you for taking care of our boys out there, man.

[Dan]

Yeah, that's actually awesome.

[Nate]

Awesome.

[Dan]

Yeah, they're doing good.

[Ethan Klein]

They're doing all right.

[Harley]

He made us.

[Dan]

Harley.

[Ethan Klein]

Harley, not so much. Where is he?

[Dan]

Yeah, where is he?

[Harley]

I'll give you a little preview. How do I switch the camera?

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, my God, it's Harley.

[Dan]

Oh, wait, those aren't your real eyes.

[Harley]

I can't see dick. Wait, hold on. How do I change the camera? Go in.

[Dan]

You'll be able to see the screen better.

[Ethan Klein]

All right, so where are you guys sleeping? And you have some kind of camper situation?

[Harley]

This is where I'm sleeping.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay, that's not bad. I mean, not bad. Yeah.

[Harley]

And there's Harley sleeping with his shoes on.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, my God. What the hell did he get into yesterday?

[Harley]

Everything.

[Ethan Klein]

Was he on drugs? You can be honest with us,

[Zach]

dude.

[Ethan Klein]

Sounds like he got. He got absolutely toasted. It sounds like.

[Harley]

I'll say his box are on. I. I told him. I'm like, hold on. I told him that we need. Oh, I turn off my phone.

[Ethan Klein]

IPhone 17. I feel like they gotta.

[Dan]

It's time to drop the numbers.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. Start something new. Yeah, it's getting a little silly.

[Harley]

Oh, my God.

[Ethan Klein]

I can hear you.

[Dan]

The camera's just fully off.

[Harley]

Oh, hi. Okay.

[Dan]

Yeah, we can hear you.

[Ethan Klein]

We can't see.

[Harley]

Yeah, I'm trying to get back to my.

[Ethan Klein]

Dump them out.

[Harley]

My phone is tripping out.

[Dan]

Damn. It gets crazy at Shambhala, dude.

[Ethan Klein]

When your phone is on drugs, Eh? Right?

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Nate]

So

[Harley]

I told Harley Saturday night, listen, tomorrow we gotta get serious about shooting. He's like, for sure. I'm like, I don't want to be killed. We gotta really be serious. By the time I woke up the next day, he cannot stand.

[Ethan Klein]

Sounds like he's doing it his job. Really, he's taking it real seriously. Let me take. Let me take a look at him. So he came in here, he passed out with shoes on.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Do you think he brushed. Do you think he brushed before bed?

[Harley]

No, no, no. I. I haven't had a toothbrush for days. Tyler just brought me one.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh my gosh. Do you think he washed his face before bed?

[Harley]

No. No.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, my God, man. You're even trying to wake him up. He's just. It's not happening.

[Harley]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

He's out. Oh. Oh, wow. That man.

[Dan]

Dude, it's 20,000 people.

[Ethan Klein]

My. That man right there has seen better days. You can go back to sleep, Harley. It's all right.

[Dan]

Yeah, you can pass out.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, you right.

[Harley]

We need like $3,500.

[Ethan Klein]

We got. We got you, man. What do you need it for?

[Harley]

Ab hasn't told you yet? Oh, no, he went off.

[Ethan Klein]

No, you do some damage.

[Harley]

Who did? Who went off? Tell him who went off.

[Dan]

Harley took all of my cash and all Ab's cash.

[Harley]

Thank you.

[Dan]

You robbed them?

[Harley]

Ab went off? No, he asked for it and then

[Dan]

he wouldn't give it back.

[Harley]

Yep.

[Ethan Klein]

What? Harley,

[Harley]

he's coming back different. Dude, he's coming back different. Yeah, I'm coming back stupid. He left a B. He's coming back as bb.

[Dan]

Nice.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Harley, if you're going there, you know the deal. You didn't bring cash. What's going on? I'm assuming there's no ATMs in the desert.

[Harley]

Supposedly you're the ATM do I need for. He keeps. Yeah, credit card. It keeps telling everyone. Ethan will pay you back. He even told the drug dealer. The Ethan Klein will pay you back.

[Ethan Klein]

Did it work?

[Zach]

You are right, actually.

[Harley]

That is your dead ass. You are in. You are in a serious murky waters with a couple.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay, all right.

[Harley]

You know you're not coming to Canada. Dude, what's the big deal? You're not coming here.

[Ethan Klein]

No, I have no question. You didn't give them like my Social Security number. I mean, there's no way they're going to track me down. What are they going to send Ecstasy purchase to collections?

[Dan]

No, no, not happening.

[Harley]

What are they going to do? Send some guy to kick your ass wherever you are?

[Ethan Klein]

No, not cross. Not cross the border.

[Harley]

No.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. No, I mean, it'd be easier to track you down in Canada, right?

[Hila]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

You may Be you. You. You do. And I mean, you're not exactly poor. You have anything. That's not true, Harley.

[Harley]

I've convinced them all. I have nothing.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, they're. That's not true. You have. You have epic meal time money. Harley, you can't.

[Harley]

I know, but they don't know that.

[Ethan Klein]

They know that. Everybody knows.

[Harley]

The drug dealer texted Tyler and said, hey, your voice still hasn't paid me yet.

[Ethan Klein]

Is that for real? Oh, my God. You guys are actually in danger. Harley, how much money you owe them?

[Harley]

We.

[Ethan Klein]

Not we. No, no, no.

[Harley]

Not. We.

[Ethan Klein]

Not.

[Harley]

We.

[Ethan Klein]

Not we. I didn't take any drugs. Ab, do you take any drugs?

[Harley]

Oh, I'm going to hell, bro.

[Ethan Klein]

Nice.

[Harley]

That's a good answer. So shaky I can't hold it.

[Ethan Klein]

No. Well, he. He. Ab has. And he was. He was grown in a way that drug users are going to burn in hell for a long time. So I think he's just preparing his soul for damnation.

[Harley]

Where he goes, I go. Did I mention you can get this on Teddy Fresh dot com soon?

[Ethan Klein]

Let's go. That's a sick shirt.

[Nate]

It's not available.

[Ethan Klein]

Not. Yeah, it's not available yet. It might turn into a. Listen, it might turn into a memorial shirt if Harley doesn't pay back all the drug dealers out there.

[Nate]

Collateral for the drug.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, I'm about to tell them.

[Harley]

I'm about to tell the dealer where we're camped at and where Harley's sleeping.

[Ethan Klein]

Just take. Just take the money from his wallet.

[Harley]

Man, the only money in his wallet is my money. He has no money.

[Ethan Klein]

Why. Why would he come out here with no money? That's ridiculous. He's supposed to be like this experienced shamball.

[Harley]

It.

[Dan]

Yeah, he's the guy.

[Harley]

Yeah, but honestly, if you think about it, it's kind of genius. He's just been taking our money the whole weekend.

[Dan]

Yeah, okay, that's actually.

[Harley]

No, this is actually true. This is actually important. Look, he literally went to my credit cards immediately. This is actually important. Seriously. Okay, Dead ass. Dead ass. Guys, stay in there for a second, please. It actually doesn't concern you. Doesn't concern either of you.

[Ethan Klein]

I think he's gonna run. I think you're being mugged, baby.

[Harley]

So you see this?

[Ethan Klein]

Yep.

[Harley]

I. I spent like $4,000 on this thing.

[Ethan Klein]

On what? The camper?

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

So you're. So you're like covertly stealing money from them to pay you back?

[Harley]

No, no, no. All joking aside, real Life. I spent $4,000 on this. Yeah, I got AB. Well, Tyler got me a free ticket and AB, a free ticket. Yeah, but we actually got such sick content that I actually can't give you any of this content unless you pay me for a B side of the camper.

[Ethan Klein]

You sure? You spent $4,000 for a camper for a few days, that seems.

[Harley]

No, no. 3000, plus tax and insurance.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't think it costs that much.

[Harley]

I have all the documents already in invoice ready to send you once you're good with it. It's banger content if the chat wants it.

[Ethan Klein]

But it sounds like AB says that. It sounds like you guys are supposed to film it today.

[Harley]

Dude, dead ass. Dead ass. Yeah. Who's sleeping today?

[Ethan Klein]

Stop saying dead ass. It makes me not believe you.

[Harley]

Who was filming today? I was awake. Yeah. Who was filming today, though? Who's sleeping? Oh, man.

[Ethan Klein]

He didn't answer.

[Harley]

Sickest footage. Sickest footage.

[Ethan Klein]

All right.

[Dan]

I think you should pay them.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, I'm confused because a B was like, we were supposed to film today and then. But hardly.

[Harley]

And I'm not just. I'm not buying anything, so. Do you see this generator?

[Ethan Klein]

Let me see. I can't see it. Yeah, I can see it now.

[Harley]

He said he wanted. He wanted to buy it so that we could barbecue some food.

[Ethan Klein]

I mean. Yeah, you should eat.

[Harley]

I never cleared it. I never cleared it. That's not. It never cleared that purchase.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay, but just to be clear, I'm not. I'm not, like, covering.

[Harley]

I'm not willing.

[Ethan Klein]

You were going to Shambhala already. I'm not covering, like, every.

[Harley]

That's right. That's right.

[Nick]

For sure.

[Harley]

For sure, for sure.

[Ethan Klein]

AB's just tagging along.

[Harley]

That for sure. For sure.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. And I'm covering that.

[Harley]

And that's why all that. All that footage.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Harley]

I want you to have it because it'd be way better for your audience and because where's it gonna go on my channel?

[Ethan Klein]

No, no, it was.

[Dan]

That was always the intent.

[Ethan Klein]

It's meant for our channel. Right, right.

[Dan]

The plan hasn't changed.

[Harley]

So I still will pay my end of this, but you pay for AB's end. And because you're such a rich, successful YouTuber, him too. So if I'm 30, just. Just like 2,000 bucks. Okay? And also, and here's another thing. This is really crazy. This is really. Because the footage is so good. Okay?

[Ethan Klein]

It's not your fault.

[Harley]

The end of the month is the gathering of the Juggalos. Me and AB have to go to that.

[Ethan Klein]

I mean, it's pretty close. AB are the Juggalos Meeting at Shambhala. What does that mean?

[Harley]

No, I don't even know what it is. But this was, this was his big plan. We're gonna knock this out of the park and then he's gonna take me to.

[Ethan Klein]

Whoa.

[Harley]

To see these. These dudes. I know nothing about it.

[Ethan Klein]

Are you down to go? So you could go down Juggalos? Juggalo parties are insane, bro. I would be careful there. Definitely don't, definitely, definitely don't be burning drug dealers at Juggalo.

[Nate]

Can I, Can I give you a warning about the gathering of the Juggalos? If you find a dollar on the ground, don't pick, don't pick it. Don't pick it up. The chances are someone wiped their ass with that dollar. Don't pick it up.

[Ethan Klein]

Dollars.

[Dan]

A dollar's a dollar.

[Harley]

Especially in this economy.

[Ethan Klein]

I mean, Harley owes a lot of money, it sounds like. So a dollar, you know. Shit, covered or not, right?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Now, Harley, while you were. While you were still asleep, AB revealed to us that you are deeply in debt to a number of people there at Shambhala.

[Harley]

We.

[Ethan Klein]

We talked about that a lot.

[Harley]

It's a bit. It's a bit. It's a bit and it's. It's a silly bit. It's a silly bit. I am. I, Danny, I owe no one anything. Are you sure? I. I owe. I owe nobody anything. But I do have some sick ass footage that you boys might want.

[Dan]

Yeah, you keep mentioning.

[Ethan Klein]

Can you give the. Ab, can you take the phone back? Thank you. Harley. Nice checking in on you. Is he okay?

[Harley]

I. I don't know. I don't know.

[Dan]

Are you seeing Ab's glasses? What's going on?

[Harley]

Is the footage sick? Do we have good footage?

[Ethan Klein]

Wait, what is going on with the glasses?

[Dan]

Actually, it's how he's tick tock in the lens.

[Ethan Klein]

Wait, what the hell?

[Harley]

Are we sitting on banger content or are we sitting on a camping video? Talk to me, dude.

[Dan]

What are we sitting on, bro?

[Ethan Klein]

Does he want.

[Dan]

Does he want it or what?

[Harley]

You know what's so funny?

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, come on.

[Harley]

He was supposed to be trip sitting me. The whole time I've been sitting, I've been up like I've never been up before and I'm still babysitting him.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh my God. You reverse. You. You got reverse tripsitted.

[Harley]

Yeah, yeah, no, one night he got. He was tripping acid and he. He thought everyone in the world was after him, especially this guy who he thought was pretending to be French asking for directions. He's like, maybe that guy was with me. I'm like, no, he wasn't, bro. He was French. He goes, that wasn't French. I'm like, yes, he was. And.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, hold on. He might. He might be paranoid, but it sounds like there are people legitimately after him there.

[Harley]

I mean, he thought so that night.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay. And what have you been. You've been partaking too? I could ask you off the air.

[Dan]

We should. We should add that the person who is after him for the money is like five foot four.

[Harley]

Oh, that's true. The drug dealer.

[Ethan Klein]

But he's a really.

[Harley]

He's a really nice guy, though.

[Dan]

Oh, okay.

[Ethan Klein]

Don't underestimate drug dealers.

[Harley]

He's like a friendly neighborhood drug dealer.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Harley]

Because we got some other shit from another person. And that was. I thought I was dying after that.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, can't wait to hear about it. Are you? Sounds like. Wow, you're really out there. Okay. Ab's really throwing himself into the experience.

[Harley]

I try to commit and look, Tyler knows everyone here, so we got backstage passes to everything.

[Dan]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

How does Tyler know everyone there?

[Harley]

Because he worked here for 10 years.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, yeah. No wonder he knows this.

[Harley]

They gave me the spoon. I don't know what it's for.

[Ethan Klein]

You know what it's for?

[Zach]

It's for eating.

[Ethan Klein]

No, it's for eating a tiny bowl.

[Dan]

Tiny little bowl of cereal.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Okay. Yeah.

[Dan]

Really little cereal. Yeah, for sure.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Harley]

A lot of. Lot of fans here. It's really nice meeting people.

[Ethan Klein]

Nice.

[Dan]

That is cool, recognizing me.

[Harley]

Oh, yeah, dude. People keep recognizing him before us.

[Ethan Klein]

Is that right?

[Harley]

Yeah, they're like, we. They're like, we recognize that he's that guy. They're like, we were following him for like 10 minutes until we found you and Harley,

[Zach's friend]

so.

[Ethan Klein]

And then Gallia actually invited Ab to go shoot. Now we're getting ready to send him on the road permanently to Ukraine. Is this going to be similar to that trip? Is this. Which one's going to be more dangerous, this or that? Galia?

[Dan]

Probably this one was large.

[Harley]

Probably this one.

[Ethan Klein]

Probably this one, I would guess.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

She's typing.

[Hila]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

This one for sure. 100. She's. Yeah, she agrees 100%. Shambhala is more dangerous. Yeah.

[Dan]

All right, well.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, I'm glad you're getting in there and you're having fun and you guys are getting the footage now. Harley seems to think you guys got sick footage, but it sounds to me like you guys still.

[Harley]

We have. Sorry, I mean, interrupt. We. We have a. We have been disagreeing about.

[Ethan Klein]

I definitely would probably be more partial to You.

[Harley]

During filming today, he keeps saying, we have this. He's like, we could. We could take the footage we have right now. We have the sickest video. I'm like, I don't know, bro. I don't know. I feel like anymore. He goes, bro, trust me. Yeah, we're sitting on for four sick videos now. Don't oversell.

[Ethan Klein]

All right, well, what do you mean? Trust your instincts, Ab. This is your. This is your segment, Ab. Trust your instincts.

[Nick]

It's not.

[Harley]

It's not. It's an. It's an Epic Meal production, dude. I paid for everything. Harley's only footage is on his meta glasses. All you did. All you did was send. Absolutely.

[Ethan Klein]

That's a lot. That's a. That's the wolf. We sent in the wolf.

[Harley]

That's huge. For a collabo with. On the Epic Meal Time channel you sent your guy. That's cool. But if you want all this footage, dude, we gotta split the trailer.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay. What?

[Harley]

I don't even know. I did. I did a lot of damage here this weekend.

[Ethan Klein]

All right, we'll settle up. We'll settle up. When you guys get it, you bring my boy. Hey, no, no, you bad.

[Nick]

No,

[Harley]

I got pussy on your name this weekend, dude.

[Ethan Klein]

What does that mean?

[Harley]

I told him. I was like, bro, I'm H3 podcast now. I get views and shit. I was getting sucked, bro.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, shit. Okay. All right, all right. Take the camera from it. Listen, listen, Harley, you bring back the

[Harley]

only person who got close. That is true, and it's a lie.

[Ethan Klein]

Wait, you got. Is that what you said?

[Harley]

No, no, no, I couldn't. No, I said the closest he got to anything was me.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay, I know you guys. Harley, we did.

[Harley]

We didn't. At Shambhala.

[Dan]

Every time I didn't think that lie.

[Ethan Klein]

I didn't think. He got.

[Harley]

Every time he got super up. He kept telling me, I'm not gonna. You, bro. I'm like, I know. And. And did I? No, I stood on business. I didn't him.

[Dan]

Listen, you guys are really good at lying.

[Ethan Klein]

Listen, listen, listen. I don't know what's going on there. You bring my boy back safe, Harley, and we can talk about settling up on your. On whatever charges you've got. All right.

[Harley]

Okay. But he's coming back different.

[Ethan Klein]

That's fine. Just bring him back with a pulse.

[Harley]

Of course. I learned there's two different types of ketamine this weekend.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, is that right? I didn't know that.

[Harley]

Yeah, there's one that's ketamine R. That stands for Ketamine restarted.

[Ethan Klein]

What is that? What's the difference?

[Harley]

It makes you restarted.

[Dan]

I see. All right, we'll save some of the goods for when you guys get back. Don't give away all the goods.

[Ethan Klein]

Well,

[Harley]

all right.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, don't be shy to film you guys tripping balls and being crazy and doing illegal things. All right.

[Harley]

All right. And can I. Can I go ahead and make arrangements for us to go to the gathering of the Juggalos?

[Ethan Klein]

A B, Are you down for that?

[Harley]

If you're happy. If you're happy with. If you guys think this footage is good.

[Ethan Klein]

This footage now. This footage now is not good.

[Harley]

Ethan, I've been in the biz a little bit longer than you. Sometimes you have to sign off on the next season while the first season is still happening.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, but I haven't seen the first season. I don't even know what to tell me. It's good, but I haven't sampled it.

[Dan]

It's still in production.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Oh, ask the audience if we should go ask. Oh, run a poll. What am I talking bad poll?

[Ethan Klein]

No, no, we're not doing a poll. Just. I'm gonna look at the footage first.

[Harley]

Well, of course, but ask the audience before, just to get a feeler. Should AB go to the gathering of the Chuckle? Harley.

[Ethan Klein]

All right.

[Harley]

Yes or no?

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. All right. And you could send me the details on that. Okay.

[Harley]

All right. But keep your phone on loud in case I get detained at the airport.

[Ethan Klein]

I'll keep.

[Harley]

I lost. I lost some drugs and I don't know where they're at and I'm afraid they're in my bag somewhere.

[Ethan Klein]

Look in your bag?

[Dan]

Yeah, probably look.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, look for your bag.

[Harley]

That happens. That's not on me.

[Ethan Klein]

Pretend your security and look through your bag.

[Dan]

You got to go through every pocket of pants you have and every.

[Ethan Klein]

What kind of drug is it Professional. What kind of class of drugs are we talking about here?

[Harley]

Rhymes with jolly.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, my gosh. You my man out there having a good ass time. Yeah, you guys are spending a lot of money. Hey, those. Those are some serious. Let's go. Dude, I'm going to act. I'm literally going to pay for your guys drugs.

[Harley]

Don't tell him that.

[Ethan Klein]

No, no, no. Not Harley's. Not Harley.

[Harley]

I got the drugs. Yeah, yeah, I got

[Ethan Klein]

the drugs. All right, guys, guys, this is unwatchable. I'm trying to do a show. You got to. You got to. You got to ab. You got to correct. You got to get this under control, all right? Get the. Get the footage.

[Harley]

All right.

[Ethan Klein]

Have fun, but keep your head in the game, like Hunter S. Thompson. All right, Be good out there. Stay safe.

[Dan]

All right, thanks, guys.

[Ethan Klein]

TB And Harley and what's his name? Kenny.

[Dan]

Nope.

[Ethan Klein]

What's the third guy's name?

[Dan]

Tyler.

[Ethan Klein]

Tyler.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

My boy. Shout out Tyler. Sounds like he's keeping. Keeping everything together there.

[Dan]

Oh, yeah. Who would have guessed that he'd be the one holding it down? Can't judge a book by its cover.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know what's going on out there, but it's. I'm. It sounds like AV is getting weird with it, which is good. Yeah, but he can't die out there. Otherwise I'm gonna get blamed for it.

[Dan]

You're gonna lose your investment.

[Ethan Klein]

He's gonna be a huge loss of investment. Although I want to. If he dies, I probably don't have to pay anyone back. I didn't realize you were calling Hila in the clip. How do you know I was calling Hila? It shows it. Look, play it. He was turning to you, and then she mouths, I need to go. Wait, where's Eliz? Behind the guy with the red cap. And she's like, I need to go. That's funny. That's crazy. What the hell? Yeah, well, I was like. Because. So the show was, like, about to start, and then it got pushed by, like, 30 minutes, so Hila went to the audience to sit in her chair, but everyone was still hanging backstage for a long time, so I was like, well, why don't you come back here and hang out with us?

[Dan]

I see. That's less funny than thinking that you were having a panic attack and needed her. No, I'm gonna choose to believe the.

[Ethan Klein]

Maybe a little. Column A. Column B. Yeah, look, a little.

[Dan]

Check this out. This is fucking sick, dude. I think you should repaint your car like this.

[Harley]

Weirdy.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, no. Probably.

[Nate]

Actually, that'd be dope. That'd be very cool.

[Ethan Klein]

It's a lease, so I can't do it.

[Nate]

Yeah, you can.

[Harley]

If you.

[Nate]

You get. Yeah, you take. You can take a wrap off. Easy.

[Dan]

It's good, though.

[Ethan Klein]

Honestly. You set that up, I'll wrap it. I'm serious. If you set that up, I'll wrap it. Hi, this is Ethan Klein. Hi, is this Mystery Incorporated? No, it's Ethan Klein. Who's that? Who's in? Mr. Klein? Who's Mr. Incorporated? Why'd you guys laugh at that? What does that mean? That's mystery. Mystery for the Mystery Team.

[Dan]

Have a mystery that needs to be solved.

[Ethan Klein]

Are you talking about Scooby Doo? Oh, Scooby Doo.

[Dan]

He's looking for Shaggy, bro. Do you know he has a mystery? You don't know ball?

[Nate]

You don't know ball? You don't know.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't. I know. I always thought that show was dumb. I'm sorry.

[Nate]

Whoa.

[Ethan Klein]

It's dumb. Stupid. Jaggy's annoying and I'm walking. Jackie is not even. Shaggy's an annoying character, Dan.

[Nate]

I'm sorry.

[Ethan Klein]

No, he's not. Yes, he is. He's not a giant fucking coward.

[Harley]

He's.

[Dan]

Chill, bro.

[Ethan Klein]

He's not funny. He's a coward. Scooby's also a coward. Coward. Anyway. Yet. No. This is Ethan Klein. Can I help you? Oh, Ethan Klein. Sorry, my bad. I got that mixed up. All right, well. Yeah, you're doing a great. You're doing a great job. Oh, thanks, buddy. Appreciate that. All right. Thanks for calling. Yeah. For you guys.

[Nate]

You don't like Scooby Doo?

[Ethan Klein]

No, I don't. I don't like the cartoon. I don't like the movies. I'll be honest. It's not good. It's not good. It's a pop name.

[Dan]

Scooby Doo.

[Ethan Klein]

It's a below, below average show. It is, brother.

[Dan]

Dude. It is beloved and it has lasted for generations.

[Ethan Klein]

Maybe it's time to die. You know what we need? We need an episode of Scooby Doo where the person pretending to be a ghost fucking slits their throats.

[Nate]

That's episode 392 and.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, then good, we're done. Because I'm sick. These criminals, they're not violent. These criminals. We need a violent criminal. And Scooby and Shaggy need to be skinned alive.

[Dan]

Taking it way too fucking far. What the fuck?

[Nate]

You do realize Shaggy is a Jew?

[Harley]

So?

[Nate]

You just said you want to skin a Jew alive.

[Ethan Klein]

I didn't say that is Shaggy.

[Dan]

Where did that come from?

[Nate]

He's Jewish.

[Dan]

According to who?

[Nate]

Google it.

[Ethan Klein]

Does he have a big hog?

[Nate]

I don't know. Children.

[Dan]

Shaggy Rogers.

[Nate]

Rogers.

[Dan]

No, that's not a Jewish last name at all.

[Ethan Klein]

Roger Waters. Is he also Jewish? Zach?

[Nate]

No, he is not.

[Dan]

Neither the fictional character Shaggy Rogers from Scooby Doo nor the reggae musician Shaggy is Jewish.

[Nate]

Okay, how about.

[Ethan Klein]

How about Casey was?

[Nate]

Casey. Casey Maju.

[Ethan Klein]

Guys, we got to move on.

[Dan]

Come on, this is important.

[Ethan Klein]

It's not.

[Dan]

No, he's not Jewish.

[Ethan Klein]

All right, so let's get it. We have.

[Nate]

Wow.

[Dan]

Dude. What a miss.

[Ethan Klein]

Guys, get it together, okay? We have Goof, Scaffold or Big Nick. What do you think?

[Dan]

You think we're not goofing?

[Harley]

You like that?

[Nick]

Looney Tunes, bro.

[Ethan Klein]

Do a polls, Dan. So here's what we have. Goof gaffs. Okay. We got some silliness. Actually. I could probably just do a couple of these and then get on the big. I'll just do a couple of these that I like. There's really. There's no poll needed. Wow. I need the crew to watch this. All right, let's see. Oh, this is great. I love this. It's fantastic video.

[Dan]

All right, pulls up.

[Ethan Klein]

No, we don't need it. So is this fake? Because how can this be real? So she falls out, which already is like kind of insane. Like, she's not even on the edge. She's just fully seated. And then is she. She does turn kind of hard, but. But then who just jumps out of a car because their friend fell? I don't know. But you could see her body tumbling. And then she leaves. I don't know, man. This is what happens in Russia. This is what happens in Russia. That's so funny.

[Dan]

If it's real, I think it's just dumb people.

[Ethan Klein]

That is so incredibly dumb.

[Nate]

Why would she jump out after trying to help?

[Ethan Klein]

Drugs? I don't know.

[Nate]

Shambhala.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Stupidity.

[Ethan Klein]

She's tumbling every. She ensured that everybody got hurt. That was good. I have no explanation, but I do think it's funny. I still have a doubt if it's real or not. Nate sent me something. Let's see here. You show the gif.

[Nick]

I sent you.

[Dan]

Time.

[Hila]

It had a story.

[Ethan Klein]

They offered so much more than every other cartoon. It was so ahead of its time. It had a story.

[Hila]

They.

[Ethan Klein]

They worked hard to figure it out.

[Zach's friend]

And it wasn't.

[Ethan Klein]

You kidding? Specific boys cartoon or a girls cartoon or any of those things.

[Harley]

It was a talking dog. You know what I mean?

[Ethan Klein]

Damn gender specific.

[Harley]

What?

[Dan]

Freddie Prince. What the hell? You got a dog on his arm.

[Ethan Klein]

It was a talking. They're married on, aren't they? Yeah. Oh, we love that. They're. They per. They finish each other. They're perfect. Girls, cartoon or any of those things. You know, Scooby Doo reminds me a lot of Shakespeare. If you would. There's lots of deep metaphorical explanations on the human condition. It's a talking dog. What do you want?

[Dan]

Talking dog.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Harley]

It was crazy.

[Ethan Klein]

It was crazy. Oh, the driver posts an explanation. Okay, let's see. Oh, I gotta read it. Get out of here. You are high. I'm not reading that. Post a video.

[Dan]

Gonna read it.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay. Okay. So this I thought was very funny. So now they doing a gay or Straight. Where all the guys that are being asked the question are gay, and the results may shock and awe you. It certainly. This is like a really deep human exploration.

[Dan]

It's really deep, huh?

[Ethan Klein]

Check it out. I mean, it's gonna blow you away.

[Dan]

Or straight. Gay. And do you think other people would think that you're gay?

[Ethan Klein]

I hope so. Do you think this guy is gay or straight? I think he's straight.

[Dan]

And what makes you say that?

[Ethan Klein]

That, like, shirt. Girlfriend picked it out or something. Thing. Brutal takedown. Holy. You just lost your gay credentials, buddy.

[Dan]

Ouch. That's real.

[Ethan Klein]

You might as well just go a lady, bro. It's over your dick. Your dick card has been revoked. Go crush on puss, bro. Seriously.

[Zach]

Wow.

[Dan]

And are you gay or straight?

[Ethan Klein]

I'm gay.

[Nick]

I think other people would be able to.

[Ethan Klein]

I love him.

[Nick]

Tell that.

[Dan]

Yeah, I hope so.

[Ethan Klein]

Do you think this guy is gay or straight? Straight. Isn't this so interesting? Because I feel like, you know, they can't. They can't. I wonder what's going on here. Is that, like. I think gay guys are very apprehensive about approaching other guys if they don't know if they're gay or straight. You know, probably a thing. I want to be respectful.

[Zach's friend]

Trade.

[Dan]

And what makes you say that?

[Ethan Klein]

The hair looks pretty straight.

[Dan]

And are you gay or straight?

[Harley]

I'm gay.

[Dan]

And do you think people will be

[Nick]

able to tell that?

[Ethan Klein]

I hope so.

[Dan]

You think this guy is gay or straight?

[Ethan Klein]

He's definitely straight. Isn't this interesting?

[Dan]

And what makes you say that?

[Ethan Klein]

I mean, it's the hair bun, the pose, the outfit choice, those khakis with that shirt.

[Dan]

Straight. And are you gay or straight?

[Ethan Klein]

My dude. You're wearing a robe. Oh, wait. No, he's not. I thought he was in a robe. What do you think? Oh, he's in a skirt. They all think they're straight. What's going on here? All the straight guys think they're gay, and all the gay guys think they're straight. We're all on the wrong page. What's the deal with all these people? Come on the case. They're gay, think they're straight, and the street thinks there's gay. I'm so confused, Jerry. All right, thank you. I have. Oh, and then. So this is a trend that Kate sent me that I thought was so damn funny. Girls are pranking their boyfriends after watching Obsession and scaring the out of them. And it's so funny because I have. If I did this, Vila did this to me, I would react the Same way. Because that movie was very. Made me very uncomfortable and very creeped out and. Oh, it's so funny. Okay, I.

[Nick]

You know.

[Ethan Klein]

Stop.

[Nate]

Okay,

[Ethan Klein]

Just stop. Okay. This is not the first time she's done this. And funnily. Right. He's reacting the same way that the guy did in the movie. Yeah. I don't know how. Who's seen it, but he's like, please stop. You're scaring me. Please stop. I'm going to demonstrate.

[Zach's friend]

Please.

[Ethan Klein]

No joking about it.

[Harley]

No jokes about it.

[Ethan Klein]

No, like, re references. I'm sorry.

[Hila]

I was.

[Dan]

Oh, strictly off.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm sorry. I'm so scared.

[Hila]

Okay. I was.

[Ethan Klein]

Feel my heart. Feel my heart.

[Zach]

Feel my.

[Ethan Klein]

They're so funny, man. Shout out to the girlies. Leslie scared me after we saw Obsession. She did it.

[Nate]

She. Not that.

[Ethan Klein]

She just stood in the dark and it. Scared. That's so scary. That's even more scary. Why didn't she film it, though? Huge. Huge. L. There. Leslie on that one.

[Dan]

Yeah, I'll talk to her about it.

[Ethan Klein]

It just tickles me. I don't know. Leslie, you're part of a show now. Always set up a camera. Come on. Get with the program. Come out. Oh, my God.

[Hila]

Can you come up here a second?

[Ethan Klein]

What are you doing? What are you doing? I feel like you don't love me.

[Zach's friend]

You done the makeup me as much as I do.

[Ethan Klein]

Life is not mutual. Your eyes look creepy as.

[Hila]

Go away.

[Ethan Klein]

This one. Which. She's going for the Emmy.

[Zach's friend]

Come in.

[Hila]

No.

[Ethan Klein]

That is terrifying. Why do your eyes look like that? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Hell, I love this. I'm not doing. I'm not playing around with this. If he tried that, I'd be out. Not funny. The one I saw, I've only seen one of these, and it was so funny.

[Zach's friend]

Let's see. See?

[Ethan Klein]

Dude, stop. Like, it's actually making my skin

[Nate]

the.

[Ethan Klein]

Get the off of me. I'm crying, bro.

[Nate]

It's out.

[Harley]

It's out.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, nothing happened in that one. Oh, let's see here. Ring camera. Oh, my God. Do you want me to. I don't know which one you want me to open, the OG or the ring camera. I'll watch this. Oh, I think this is the one I saw. Get the.

[Zach's friend]

In the house.

[Ethan Klein]

This is the one. I stopped that. I'll go home.

[Nate]

Why?

[Ethan Klein]

Yo, stop. I'll go home right now. I love you.

[Zach's friend]

All right.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm going home.

[Zach's friend]

Stop.

[Ethan Klein]

That shit's creepy, Dude.

[Zach]

He was.

[Ethan Klein]

He's ready to throw down on her. Look, he.

[Harley]

He was.

[Ethan Klein]

His foot Was up. He was ready to kick her.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

That's so funny,

[Nate]

Dude.

[Ethan Klein]

What the is wrong with you? Oh, man. God bless him. So funny. Another screaming in his face in the car. Oh, brother. Hey, guys.

[Zach's friend]

So we just saw Obsession.

[Ethan Klein]

What do you rate the movie?

[Dan]

It's crazy.

[Nick]

I don't ever want to see that again.

[Dan]

Rate the movie out of like 10?

[Hila]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

In terms of like. Hey, guys, so we just saw Obsession. I was very spooked when I got if I would have been so easy to with on the way home like that. Let's see. Think you'd love me forever? No, we're not doing any of that, honey. We're not going to. Sorry, baby. No, we're not going to.

[Dan]

Don't you think you'd love me? Baby, I swear to God, I would jump over.

[Ethan Klein]

Why don't you love me forever? I think you'd love me forever. Would you do that to me? Hila.

[Zach's friend]

No.

[Ethan Klein]

So yeah. You wouldn't do that to me. Dude standing in the corner is the most fucked up one. That's exactly how he reacted in the movie.

[Zach's friend]

That movie scared me too much. I can't even take a joke about it.

[Ethan Klein]

I probably could have done it to you.

[Zach's friend]

Oh, yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, my God.

[Harley]

Oh, my.

[Ethan Klein]

She got all of them. I probably can't do more things. Hey, I just Venmoed you for rent. Nice. Now I can instantly spend it whether I'm checking out online with Venmo or using a Venmo debit card. Say more.

[Harley]

More.

[Ethan Klein]

Exactly. Because the more you do with Venmo, the more you get, like, earning up to 5% cash back with Venmo stash on a bundle of brands.

[Zach's friend]

So order more pizza.

[Ethan Klein]

The math demand it. Get the Venmo debit card. Venmo stash bundle terms and exclusions apply. See terms at Venmo Me stash. Venmo checkout not available at all merchants. Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank. Na, look, I'm in here. Get all this p. Grandma, you still old fashioned and like for real. Oh, you got a rose. God damn. Wait, is this. How is this related to you?

[Zach's friend]

Yeah, whatever.

[Ethan Klein]

Is this random? I don't. How do we get here? I'll finish it. It. No, no, no. What? Okay, these are just pranks. This is literally just random spook compilation. I don't know.

[Hila]

Look at it.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't. I'm here though, you know. Let it ride. Nana's going for it. That was totally unrelated.

[Harley]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. All right, let's. Let's get to the. The Big Nick. I was having too much fun.

[Zach's friend]

Oh, so we're not doing the Hunter Biden interview?

[Ethan Klein]

Well, for the interest of time, I'm way more interested in watching Big Nicky. Big Nick. Really? At boy. So let's continue right from where we were, eh? We were only 16 minutes in. I don't wanna. I don't wanna close my eyes. Every second of this thing is dripping with incredible content. I mean, what we watched, what, a fourth, a fifth of this? And all the sound we have just from that. Eh?

[Zach]

Really?

[Nate]

Yes.

[Zach]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

Yes.

[Zach]

You're talking about like the language.

[Ethan Klein]

The Lord giveth.

[Harley]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

Thank you. Nick, about the cigarette stuff.

[Nick]

The cigarette sacrifice.

[Zach]

No.

[Nick]

Oh my gosh, bro, I gotta say,

[Dan]

I gotta show you a video.

[Nick]

I gotta send you this video or this image.

[Dan]

You gotta pull it up.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Send this image. And then when you see this, I'm gonna airdrop it to you.

[Harley]

Okay.

[Nick]

There we go.

[Zach]

Okay. So what is this?

[Nick]

Okay, so witchcraft didn't go away. Witchcraft just evolved.

[Ethan Klein]

This isn't 2k. Luckily more than us. Dan. Why is this show have more bit rate?

[Harley]

Okay.

[Nick]

It evolved into.

[Dan]

Huh?

[Zach]

These.

[Ethan Klein]

The demon hunter has. He's got his video quality in 2K.

[Dan]

4K, you mean 4K?

[Hila]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Huh.

[Ethan Klein]

He's streaming on higher level than us.

[Dan]

Well, it's not stream, first of all.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, fair. Yeah, it's a video.

[Dan]

And second of all, it's probably like two cameras as opposed to 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

[Ethan Klein]

Go ahead. I'll wait.

[Dan]

15.

[Ethan Klein]

15.

[Harley]

So I like Dan.

[Dan]

Dan a little bit tougher.

[Ethan Klein]

All right.

[Dan]

But maybe some.

[Nick]

And cigarettes. Now, I want you to zoom in at the top, if you can. Look at those top two images right here. Yeah, Zoom in. So see what those pyramids and Ziggurats.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Dan]

How many words?

[Ethan Klein]

Ziggurat.

[Dan]

You know why there's rat in the name.

[Ethan Klein]

This bro has clearly not played enough video game.

[Dan]

He has not played Warcraft 3 Ziggurats. He has not played the undead Ziggurat in Warcraft.

[Ethan Klein]

More ziggurats required. Isn't that a thing they say?

[Dan]

Yes. The supply building for the undead.

[Nick]

Sound like Ziggurat.

[Zach]

Only one. Only one cigarette, right?

[Nick]

No.

[Ethan Klein]

Get out of here. Where are we going with this Ziggurat cigarette? It doesn't even really sound. You have. That's why he's saying it wrong. Yeah, Ziggurat. Ziggurats neither. You're not saying either of them right. This is Nick. You don't find this interesting? You're not even that dumb, are You.

[Harley]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

And look, somebody took the time to make this whole infograph just based on the fact that the two words kind of, if you really stretch it, sound similar.

[Nick]

Isn't that fascinating?

[Zach]

Interesting.

[Nick]

Now look at that. Those pyramids and those ziggurats are where they were sacrificing people.

[Zach]

Wow.

[Nick]

That's a human. Those are human sacrificial portals. And guess what? Look at all the cigarette companies, bro. Why do you think the old Marlboro logo emphasizes the A?

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, my God. Okay, hold on.

[Dan]

Well, why does wow invoke a pyramid, which is sort of similar to a ziggurat, which, if you say it wrong, sounds like cigarettes.

[Ethan Klein]

But a's are in a lot of words also.

[Dan]

Yeah, but why is it so big?

[Hila]

It's not even emphasized in the other ones.

[Ethan Klein]

Maybe it's because it. Maybe the A because it's like when you go, ah, like scary, Right?

[Nick]

See the pyramid? See that image underneath the. The Marlboro logo? If you can zoom in more. Look at that one right underneath the Marlboro logo. Look at that.

[Zach]

Where's this?

[Ethan Klein]

You got show it down 1. Nick, you don't even know what he's talking about. You don't even know what to show us. Why are you nodding along to this? See that?

[Nick]

Zoom in. Zoom in.

[Ethan Klein]

Zoom in on what, dude?

[Nick]

Sacrificing.

[Zach]

Oh, this guy here.

[Nick]

Yeah, that right there.

[Ethan Klein]

Look.

[Nick]

Okay, that's what they are doing.

[Ethan Klein]

It's killed from the A.

[Nick]

The human sacrifice.

[Dan]

Actually, you think that that's an ancient painting from the Mayan civilization. That's actually a photograph from the Philip Morris headquarters. Yeah, that's the boardroom.

[Ethan Klein]

I mean, that's interesting. Oh, I see it. I see it.

[Zach]

Really?

[Nick]

But the ziggurat or the pyramid, drain the blood offered to the demon God, eat the flesh.

[Ethan Klein]

And he's getting that all just because there's a big A Marlboro on the

[Nick]

bottom left, and then the bottom right sounds like cigarette. That's what that is.

[Ethan Klein]

Dude, you guys are not serious. Remember, reminder to everybody watching that this episode has, like, 150,000 views of people who are, like, in wide support of whatever is going on here. That's why the Internet was a mistake, that you could find a group of people who are all as paranoid, delusionally divorced from reality, and hype each other up into thinking that they're right and that, like, these people need to think I. Maybe I'm crazy. They. But they don't think that anymore. Right now they're empowered to think. No, everybody else is Crazy. I'm sane. That's not good. That's not good.

[Zach]

Unbelievable.

[Nick]

It's right.

[Ethan Klein]

It isn't. It is unbelievable. Right? Follow that track. Follow that line of thought there.

[Nick]

And we've like. It's so obvious. And this is what the elite are doing. This is what the occult are doing.

[Dan]

Go to screen.

[Ethan Klein]

What are they doing? Putting giant A's in a Marlboro pack. What are they doing?

[Dan]

No, they're doing human sacrifice.

[Ethan Klein]

But they're all based on.

[Dan]

Based on the A.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay.

[Nick]

Way down. See, this is human sacrificial. See how they're offering the blood to the sun?

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Those for sure are not. Yeah, those are modern drawings for sure. Right?

[Hila]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't think that.

[Hila]

I don't know what you say there's a modern drawings.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. I don't think the Aztec drew like that. Did they?

[Hila]

I clearly. They did.

[Ethan Klein]

Clearly. Clearly can actually fact. Okay. Not that it matters.

[Harley]

Does it matter?

[Ethan Klein]

I'm curious if this is actually like Aztec art, because that would be interesting. But I got it.

[Hila]

Tarot card.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, exactly. It looks like something that was drawn by. You're probably Shannon in the past three years or something to the sun God.

[Nick]

Scroll down. Look at this. American spirits. Look at the sun in the background to the right. See that?

[Ethan Klein]

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Zach's friend]

What is.

[Ethan Klein]

But that is not a pack of American spirits.

[Hila]

Yeah, same thing.

[Ethan Klein]

That is like an AI generated.

[Hila]

It's like he just. He just random pictures of the same drawing depiction. And he's just like. See, this is. Look there, look.

[Ethan Klein]

But what's the similarity? That there's an American. A Native American on the pack. And therefore I think so he's just

[Hila]

seeing like through history. Look, it's been documented, but.

[Nick]

Okay, keep going, keep going. So there's skulls all over. There's Lucky Strike as a son, which by the way, Lucky is the God Loki or

[Ethan Klein]

did Loki do human sacrifices? He was just a trickster God.

[Nick]

Inky also happens to have a pyramid to him. Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

Wow.

[Hila]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

Nick, you're so dumb.

[Harley]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

You're actually the dumbest person alive. Yeah, you might be the dumbest person alive. Really? I want you to know that.

[Dan]

Really?

[Ethan Klein]

Yes. Wow. Yes. To look at that man dead in his eyes and say wow to that is crazy.

[Dan]

Wow.

[Zach's friend]

Can we hear the low key part again? That was so funny.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, of course.

[Nick]

Skulls all over. There's Lucky Strike is a son, which by the way, Lucky is the God Loki. Or Inky also happens to have a pyramid to him. Wow, bro.

[Harley]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

I see Zach is his gears Turning. Wow.

[Zach's friend]

What about Tinky Winky? Winky Winky?

[Ethan Klein]

What about Pinky in the brain? Wasn't one of them named Inky?

[Harley]

Really?

[Dan]

It was Pinky. You just said it.

[Ethan Klein]

But they called him Inky.

[Dan]

I don't know about that.

[Nick]

Also the God of chaos and mischief, which is where you get the word good luck.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, good luck sounds good.

[Nick]

Because it was like, rain down good things instead of bad things, which is Lucifer. He's the God of chaos.

[Ethan Klein]

What did you.

[Zach's friend]

I don't know. Dinky Winky was a purple Teletubby.

[Dan]

That's what I thought it was. A Teletubby.

[Ethan Klein]

Demonic?

[Zach's friend]

No.

[Dan]

Well, some people think so.

[Zach's friend]

Actually, they're kind of like.

[Ethan Klein]

They're gay.

[Zach's friend]

They're actually gay icons, so maybe they would think they're demonic.

[Dan]

Ah, true. The word lucky comes from the Middle English word lucky with two K. Wrong.

[Ethan Klein]

Try again. Sounds like Loki. Any relation to the God of Trickster God?

[Dan]

Well, it was bar. It came from Low German, Dutch.

[Ethan Klein]

Completely different origin.

[Dan]

Yeah, it doesn't seem to be Nordic at all.

[Hila]

You are asking about God of War.

[Ethan Klein]

I was asking about Loki.

[Dan]

Yeah, Loki is from the Norse cultures.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, but it's. It's nothing to do with Egyptian or Aztec or whatever he's on about. Yes, Nick. Wow.

[Nick]

So scroll down more. Scroll down. So you see the skulls and then look at that. What is that, rolly paper? Keep going down this.

[Ethan Klein]

These are modern illustrations, bro. There's no.

[Dan]

I don't think they're modern. These are illustrations from the conquistadors. So they're not like Aztec drawings, they're like Spanish.

[Ethan Klein]

Can you fact check that? Because I. I did.

[Dan]

That's why I'm telling you. This is the fact check. Say that we're in it.

[Ethan Klein]

Say this is a fact check.

[Dan]

Okay, sorry, I didn't declare that it was a fact check, but yeah, it's happening.

[Nick]

Go down more. Go down more.

[Ethan Klein]

Not that. But not this one. Hold on. This one is definitely, like, from Shannon. From, like.

[Dan]

I looked up that one, too. That one is a painting. It's recent.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. Yeah. Like relatively checkmate proof.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Nick]

See, that is a son. Which, by the way, Lucky is the God Loki. God of chaos. He's the God of chaos.

[Ethan Klein]

Right, Right.

[Zach]

Did we reach out?

[Dan]

You got this guy strike to Lucifer in like, two steps. Genius.

[Ethan Klein]

Loki.

[Zach]

Wow.

[Dan]

Lucifer.

[Hila]

Lucy, do you think both of them have played God of War?

[Zach]

Really?

[Ethan Klein]

Maybe.

[Dan]

Nick, that's demonic.

[Ethan Klein]

Maybe.

[Hila]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Can we. I really want to get these guys on the phone. K. At least the demon. The demon Hunter the demon smuggler. Eraser. Yes.

[Nick]

So scroll down more. Scroll down. So you see the skulls and then look at that. What is that? Rolly paper. Keep going down. Go down more. Go down more. See the rolly paper right there? What is that called? Why do you think they call it that?

[Ethan Klein]

Which one? You're not even showing it. Yeah. Zigzag.

[Zach]

I don't know.

[Nick]

That's the rolly paper that you smoke roll cigarettes and weed in. It's called zigzag paper.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay. And what's the relation that it starts.

[Harley]

Wow.

[Dan]

He doesn't even know where he's going yet. He's already wowing.

[Ethan Klein]

But the only similar is that they

[Nick]

started with a zigzag because of the ziggurat.

[Zach]

That's.

[Nick]

And then look. Skull. And then pyramid. Look. Scroll over. Yeah, go to the right. Now it says pyramid. Look. Kingston pyramid. Salem is Jerusalem. Whole nother.

[Dan]

Wait, what does he have to say about cools? I gotta know.

[Nick]

Thanks.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Petra.

[Ethan Klein]

Kool Aid, man. Who's infamously full of the blood of children. Sacrifices.

[Nick]

There's also a place where there's structures. Cool as the ancient.

[Dan]

Petra is a place where there's structures.

[Ethan Klein]

You just said Petra is a place where there's structures. Man.

[Dan]

For sure. Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Look in the mirror. And you just said that.

[Nick]

Derivation for ghoul. Keep going over.

[Ethan Klein]

Ghoul.

[Zach]

Oh, cool.

[Ethan Klein]

Rhymes with ghoul.

[Dan]

Of course it does.

[Ethan Klein]

Good. Very cool.

[Dan]

What about parliaments? What about parliament?

[Ethan Klein]

Like parliaments are the ones that pass laws that protect pedophiles.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Mystics that ran the pyramids or so. Again. Pyramid go down. You can see this one. Black. Again. Pyramid. Kingston. Parliament. Pyramid. They're all pyramids.

[Ethan Klein]

Grow.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Scroll up and go straight.

[Dan]

What a parliament. Hold on. You blew past some of those.

[Zach's friend]

He said it's a pyramid because there's a lion.

[Ethan Klein]

Triangular.

[Hila]

He should be. Doesn't make. It's driving. He should. Why the is he not controlling the mouse? Why? It's so kind of.

[Ethan Klein]

No. Nick is so bad. And this just proves that Nick has no idea what he's talking about.

[Harley]

Scroll up.

[Ethan Klein]

He's not showing the right thing.

[Nick]

Yeah, it ain't about the camel, bro. It's about the pyramids in the background.

[Ethan Klein]

Wow.

[Zach]

Yeah, I see that right here.

[Nick]

Dude. That's what it's all about. And scroll. Scroll up more.

[Harley]

Again.

[Nick]

Marlboro.

[Harley]

Look.

[Nick]

And look. Look at the Marlboro logo. The pack even opens up the top of the pack.

[Ethan Klein]

Sounds like what? Like a little kid.

[Nick]

And you lift off the top of the pyramid just like to show the uncompleted tower battle.

[Zach]

That's insane.

[Ethan Klein]

It's right.

[Dan]

That's insane. Nick, he's so excited.

[Harley]

You are.

[Dan]

You can barely contain himself.

[Ethan Klein]

You are the undisputed idiot of the century. Really? Yes. Look at you. Look at your dumb face. Look at your face. Lights up at the most idiotic.

[Zach]

Wow.

[Dan]

There, dude.

[Ethan Klein]

Look at this.

[Dan]

Who's stupider, him or this?

[Ethan Klein]

No, no, no. Nick is dumb.

[Hila]

No, I have a very.

[Ethan Klein]

Nick is definitely dumber because this. This guy is like. He's in it. He's studying. He's connecting the dots. Nick is just sitting there nodding along for the ride. Zigzag, bro.

[Dan]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

Did you ever notice that there's pyramids on Camel cigarettes? Just watch. Just watch this.

[Nick]

Lift off the top of the pyramid just the like to show the uncompleted Tower of Babel.

[Zach's friend]

Tower of Babble.

[Zach]

It's insane.

[Zach's friend]

You'll be babbling about the Tower of Babel.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. What you. Who do you think one's done?

[Nick]

You lift off the top of the pyramid just the like to show the uncle.

[Hila]

I don't know. So I wasn't. When you guys talked about this the other day, I wasn't here. So I don't actually know the full context. But I don't know why you. It seems to me like Big Nick is just being like, yeah, like how I would talk to a lot a little child.

[Ethan Klein]

No, no.

[Dan]

He's delighted by this there.

[Zach's friend]

He's like, oh, my God. You're giving me this scoop right now.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, we're like, you got it all wrong.

[Hila]

That isn't. That's not how it seems. It seems to me. It's like Barely Awake with all the context.

[Ethan Klein]

It's 100 he.

[Zach's friend]

You haven't watched some groundbreaking footage.

[Dan]

You're out of your element.

[Hila]

So is this guy.

[Ethan Klein]

What?

[Hila]

This. What's the guy's name? The other guy?

[Dan]

Watch the episode.

[Hila]

Yeah, yeah, maybe I should.

[Ethan Klein]

You wanna. You want to recap for everybody here, Let me recap everything for you tomorrow.

[Hila]

I mean, it's.

[Harley]

Wow.

[Hila]

It might be helpful for some in the audience.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay, well, they're probably. Are. They're probably. Do you know.

[Zach's friend]

Okay, just take our word for it. I have to agree with this one chatter and I'm getting chat cap captured. But this is one person. But they did say what I'm thinking. Wait, we skipped this for hunt. We skipped Hunter Biden Fuentes interview for this?

[Ethan Klein]

Yes, yes. To be clear. Yes, we did. I have no regrets.

[Nick]

I completed tower battle.

[Ethan Klein]

Do you See how he's tickled? He's a laughter of joy and excitement

[Nick]

off the top of the pyramid. Just the like to show the uncompleted tower of battle.

[Zach]

Insane.

[Ethan Klein]

That's insane, bro.

[Nick]

Like right there. Dude, it's right there. It's in front of our faces but we don't see the symbolism. Paul Mall. That's the dragon which again is Amadu Khan which is at the base of the pyramids. It's in all of this stuff.

[Zach]

Dude, that's insane.

[Nick]

Newport is cuz you're a new portal. Okay.

[Ethan Klein]

That is dumb as hell, bro. That is so stupid.

[Dan]

That one's at least direct. At least he didn't have to mispronounce it to make that one fit.

[Ethan Klein]

New portal.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

It's just so silly.

[Nick]

It can like this is the camel is its pyramid is kind of its back in the sense but it's also a portal.

[Harley]

There's.

[Nick]

There's so many aspects to to this kind of stuff.

[Zach]

So why do they choose? So then are cigarettes basically like a mass human sacrifice ritual?

[Zach's friend]

Yes, obviously.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. He's in.

[Hila]

He's asking the questions.

[Ethan Klein]

Well I mean listen, if you need to do human sacrifice tricking a bunch of people to smoke cigarettes is to kill themselves or whatever is way more humane than whatever the Aztecs were doing. I. I think it's great system.

[Hila]

That's debatable.

[Dan]

Slow death from emphysema or getting choice or your heart ripped out.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. Well no, but you don't know. You might even not diet. You might even stop and be fine or. But you also there's years of enjoyment you get out of that.

[Harley]

True.

[Ethan Klein]

I think it's the joy of smoking. Hey demon eraser. Here's a Jew. Here's a Jew on record saying based human sacrifice advice. What Call into my show if you're smoking cigarettes.

[Nick]

You're a burned offering. You're a holocaust. Did you know that's the one?

[Ethan Klein]

Oh my God.

[Dan]

Where are we going with this?

[Ethan Klein]

He's like a very virulent Jew. Hater is actually insane word.

[Harley]

Wow.

[Zach]

Wow.

[Nick]

The word holocaust actually means burn offering.

[Hila]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Oh my gosh.

[Dan]

It changes the context when you really

[Ethan Klein]

know what that word is.

[Zach]

Yeah, it does.

[Nick]

Yeah. Don't mean it don't mean an event.

[Ethan Klein]

Gosh, this is hitting me like a sketch comic right now.

[Dan]

It's so outrageous.

[Nick]

Changes the context when you really know what that word is.

[Zach]

Yeah, it does.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Don't mean it don't mean.

[Ethan Klein]

Why do they call it the Holocaust, bro?

[Nick]

An event that happened. It may it Means a sacrifice.

[Zach]

Wow.

[Nick]

That's what it means. You are a burned offering if you're smoking cigarettes.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, what does that mean for the Holocaust then?

[Dan]

Well, just.

[Zach's friend]

He's saying that they were a burnt offering.

[Ethan Klein]

The Jews, everybody that was killed.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I don't think he's really concerned about that.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, he's not worried about what happens at all.

[Dan]

He's just saying if you smoke cigarettes, you are a holocaust.

[Ethan Klein]

What's the connection?

[Dan]

I mean, because the word holocaust comes from like a Greek. It means like. He is right about that. I think that it means like burnt offering originally or something. But I don't. If you're asking me what his point is that.

[Ethan Klein]

Let me go back.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Let me reconstruct this point.

[Nick]

You're a burned off.

[Ethan Klein]

Hold on.

[Nick]

Newport is because you're a new portal. Okay. Like, this is. The camel is. Pyramid is kind of its back in the sense, but it's also a portal.

[Harley]

There's.

[Nick]

There's so many aspects to. To this kind of stuff.

[Zach]

So why do they choose? So then our cigarettes basically like a mass human sacrifice ritual.

[Nick]

Yes, absolutely.

[Zach]

Interesting.

[Nick]

If you're smoking cigarettes, you're a burned offering. You're a holocaust. That's the word.

[Hila]

You are a holocaust.

[Ethan Klein]

He really. There's no connection between the Holocaust and the word. And again, he. He wants.

[Dan]

Yeah, no, he's just. He's using Holocaust in the classical sense,

[Ethan Klein]

which is funny because a lot of times he'll be very common.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

In English, this word sounds like demon.

[Dan]

Right.

[Ethan Klein]

The roots of it has nothing to do with that. But that doesn't matter.

[Dan]

Right.

[Ethan Klein]

Is he taking back the word holocaust from Jewish?

[Dan]

Kind of.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

It's time you guys recapture that.

[Nick]

Oh, you know what the word holocaust actually means?

[Zach]

Burn offering.

[Hila]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Oh, my gosh.

[Ethan Klein]

Why did you know that?

[Dan]

Oh, my gosh.

[Nick]

It changes the context when you really know what that word is.

[Zach]

Yeah, it does.

[Nick]

Yeah. I don't mean an event that happened. It may. It means a sacrifice.

[Dan]

Going to have multiple definitions. Right.

[Ethan Klein]

I mean, there's a historical event that they say that about.

[Harley]

Right.

[Nick]

That's what it means. You are a burned offering. If you're smoking cigarettes, you're. You're. You are unbeknownst to yourself. You're partaking in a ritual and someone's collecting that. That offering of your death. Everybody that dies from cigarettes and every person that's influenced by seeing you smoke cigarettes is a part of this ritual.

[Zach]

Wow.

[Nick]

Do you know who owns the cigarette companies? I'm not gonna say it on this camera.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, that is.

[Hila]

This man is a ziggurat.

[Ethan Klein]

They're. They're watching. Nick, you know who I'm talking about. Do Jews own the cigarette business? Is that even true? You. Nick, this guy actually messaged me. Like, why are you so mean to me?

[Zach]

Wow.

[Nick]

Do you know who owns the cigarette companies?

[Zach]

Who?

[Zach's friend]

Your mother.

[Nick]

I'm not gonna say it on this camera because I don't think I want

[Ethan Klein]

to get in trouble. Nick, you're really doing the them thing, bro. Well, guess what? I've been sicked on you, bitch. I'm your demon now. The council sent me to haunt your ass. Yeah, y'. All. You. All. Y' all played a little too close. You spun a little too close to the dreidel, bitch. Now what? Now what?

[Nate]

We can't come for you on Friday night or Saturday, but maybe Sunday.

[Ethan Klein]

Sunday, bitch. When you're relaxed. Yeah. Got your feet up on Sunday. Guess what? The Jews already back to work on Sunday. And that's when you're not gonna expect me. I'm gonna. You're gonna hear. You know, you're gonna hear a ding dong at your door. You're gonna open it, and all you'll see is a spinning dreidel. And that's when you'll know that's my calling card. That your life is forfeit because you fucked around.

[Nate]

B and H sends a regard cards.

[Dan]

As far as I know, you're gonna

[Ethan Klein]

find lockers in your mailbox.

[Dan]

As far as I know, Philip Morris is the biggest cigarette company. At least has been owned by Jews. Well, the CEO is. I. I can't even say his name. It's a. It's a Polish name that I will definitely mispronounce. I don't think so. No, I think he's.

[Ethan Klein]

They killed all the Polish Jews.

[Nate]

He's Polish?

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Nate]

The smoking holiday.

[Dan]

And then the chairman, let's see about him. Andre Kalenzotopoulos. Sounds like Greek or something. Oh, yeah, he's Greek.

[Ethan Klein]

Wow. They look Jewish. Maybe in some. Maybe a little bit.

[Dan]

Penny Safdie was Agamemnon.

[Ethan Klein]

There you go. Yeah, exactly. So I see where he's coming from.

[Dan]

So. So neither the chairman nor the CEO of the largest tobacco company is Jewish.

[Ethan Klein]

That's such a fun game.

[Dan]

Not a great start.

[Ethan Klein]

This is such a fun game to be like, you know who.

[Nate]

What about R.J. reynolds Tobacco?

[Dan]

Is that R.J. reynolds? Let's see. No, not. Not the man. The company. Here it is.

[Harley]

Company.

[Dan]

Well, I'll tell you right off the bat, R.J. reynolds was not Jewish. So the guy who founded it.

[Ethan Klein]

That doesn't seem like a Jewish industry to me.

[Dan]

I've literally, like, that's a new one.

[Ethan Klein]

Like, yeah, I've not heard that.

[Dan]

You know, entertainment industry, banking, you hear those all the time.

[Ethan Klein]

Lawyers, Tobacco industry. Don't think so.

[Nick]

And they wear little hats.

[Zach]

Okay.

[Ethan Klein]

Whoa, Colin. Hey, bro. I got a little hat. You have a tiny little brain. Call into my show. I'm gonna spin. I'm gonna spin you like a dreidel.

[Zach's friend]

It's interesting because he's wearing his hair like a little hat.

[Ethan Klein]

Nick two hairlines. You know why his hair looked like that? He's covering the fucking giant hole in his head. It was lobotomized when he became whatever the fuck this is. This brain damage. But they think it's so funny and harmless to be, like, anti Semitic like this, you know? I mean, just over the weekend, some dude in New York in Upper west side, where we used to live, got stabbed for wearing a yarmulke.

[Hila]

I think you mean little on this camera.

[Ethan Klein]

Because little hat wear.

[Zach]

Yeah, I got an inclination.

[Dan]

Then we got it.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Them.

[Zach]

Is it them?

[Nick]

They wear little hats.

[Zach]

Okay, okay. If you know, you know.

[Ethan Klein]

Why are you so angry? Like, whoa.

[Dan]

Because the Jews are.

[Hila]

Are.

[Harley]

Are burnt.

[Dan]

Offering him.

[Ethan Klein]

Why are you so angry?

[Dan]

Dude, he just wants to smoke his siggies. And he had to quit because he found out that it was a demonic sacrifice. It's a bummer.

[Ethan Klein]

I wonder if we're part of. It's because there's so little Jews that if you're in a room with a bunch of guys like this, the chances that you say it in front of a Jew or like, you. You can really, like, talk a ton of. And be super racist without running into a Jew in certain parts of the country and world. And so everyone can just be like, yeah, dude, but you know, demonic ethnicity. Yeah, okay. Even Mike from pa. Right?

[Dan]

But you can look it up.

[Nick]

Henry Ford talks about them owning all the cigarette companies. And you can look that up.

[Harley]

Oh, yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay. Who owns the cigarette companies? Because we just looked it up before.

[Nick]

It talks about.

[Zach]

Let's check this.

[Nick]

Talks about that. I don't know if you want.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, Google it. Oh, no. He's like, no, don't actually Google it.

[Dan]

Okay, you can look it up.

[Zach]

What should I look up?

[Nick]

Talks about the Jays owning the tobacco companies.

[Ethan Klein]

You're being super incognito, buddy.

[Zach's friend]

Like, just say it. What's the point?

[Ethan Klein]

The little hats, the J's, them. I'm not gonna say the schmeckles.

[Hila]

He's scared.

[Dan]

Yeah, I don't know. It should be gonna pull up on Google.

[Nick]

But he's in. It's in his book.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, so now it's not going to pull up on Google? It's in his book.

[Zach]

Tobacco companies.

[Dan]

Okay, so Henry Ford did say this. And it was a famous thing because even at the time it was pointed out that that was not true.

[Ethan Klein]

Henry Ford is a well known anti Semite, right?

[Dan]

Yes, he's known for that. But it's just. It's extra funny that he just like is wrong.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, let me see what's here showed up on the screen. The anti Semitic propaganda was printed weekly. So in the newspaper the Dearborn Independent. And later compiled into four bound volumes distributed globally. The writing alleged that Jewish financiers held a monopoly over American natural resources agricultural project illicitly listing tobacco alongside cotton and sugar. Ford's publication of the broader System Echo campaign deeply influenced extremist ideology. Cool. Well that sounds like the Jews are really deserve that one.

[Zach]

Henry Ford extensively promoted the conspiracy theory that Jewish people control the tobacco industry in his 1920s publication, the International Jew. No way. The world's foremost problem, this anti Semitic propaganda.

[Ethan Klein]

So. So Henry Ford wrote a book about how Jews are the world's biggest problem. And they're all about it.

[Harley]

Wow.

[Zach]

Was printed weekly in his newspaper. You know what's crazy about Henry Ford too is that you ever wonder why they chose because. So Henry Ford is from Dearborn, Michigan.

[Harley]

Right.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh my God. Oh. AB and Lean are both not here. Maybe it's for the best.

[Zach]

Just like this. It was. Was.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Dan]

This is not going where you think.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay.

[Zach's friend]

This is awesome.

[Zach]

Okay, check this out. So, yes, Henry Ford was born and raised in Dearborn, Michigan. So what's interesting is Henry Ford published these quote unquote anti Semitic papers about

[Ethan Klein]

the main quote unquote, it says Jews are the biggest problem in the world.

[Hila]

Let him speak, bro.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm gonna write a book about how Big Nick is the biggest problem in the world. And I'll put in parentheses ironic because of his size. Nick, you like that? You're the biggest problem in the world. What are we going to do about it? What's our final solution to Nick? The big Nick problem. No, seriously, we got to get our greatest heads together and figure it out. Oh, oh. You supposedly hate Big Nick. No, just talking. Taking a practical approach to a big problem facing the globe. Wow. Little people come in big problems or whatever. But big problems come in little packages. Whatever. I don't know. It's like talk. It's like baby who can talk now? Of slogan or something based Nick is basically who from who can talk? The CEO who's talking now? I don't know what the. You know the movie.

[Dan]

What are you talking.

[Ethan Klein]

The movie where the baby is talking.

[Nate]

Here's the alley and John Travolta. That move.

[Ethan Klein]

Look who's talking, honey.

[Hila]

I shrunk the kids.

[Nate]

Super baby geniuses.

[Ethan Klein]

Honey. I shrug Big Nick.

[Dan]

Boss baby.

[Ethan Klein]

I love that one.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Boss baby.

[Nate]

Sick he gets.

[Zach's friend]

Since you weren't here last time. Can you believe that this episode of this show has 200, 000 views?

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zach's friend]

Is that.

[Hila]

How does that compare to his usual stuff?

[Ethan Klein]

I think it's popping for him.

[Dan]

I think it's a big.

[Ethan Klein]

And they're all. Everyone in comments. So a bunch of Christians being like hallelujah.

[Zach's friend]

Well, it's.

[Ethan Klein]

It's a dual publishing thing, so I think that's all of demon erasers, man.

[Dan]

Right. It might be demon eraser coming in.

[Zach's friend]

I mean, it's a little bit more than other episodes, but he. Well, yeah.

[Dan]

Around average.

[Zach's friend]

Okay. What.

[Hila]

When did it come out?

[Zach's friend]

2.

[Ethan Klein]

Let me tell you.

[Zach's friend]

Where was it?

[Hila]

I mean, we're enjoying it.

[Ethan Klein]

True Cross post. 13 days ago.

[Zach's friend]

Just two weeks ago.

[Ethan Klein]

215, 000 Lots of love in the. Like this. Like, Jews are so whiny. They're just complaining all the time. It's like, dude, nobody hates you. Nobody hates you. Anti Semitic. Isn't anti Semitism real?

[Dan]

You know, you Jews are. All right.

[Ethan Klein]

Thank you. At least somebody gets Nate looks like

[Hila]

a villain with that. You know what? Let's go back.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't. I'm just gonna.

[Hila]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach]

You know the. Let's just say the Jays, right?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

You already said Jews, bro. The gig is up. We figured it out. You know how Jews have like, super high IQ and we're like, we figured it out, bro. We, we.

[Hila]

We.

[Ethan Klein]

We figured out the puzzle. We. We were totally fooled. But then you slipped and said Jews and now you're fucked. You basically just summoned Beelzebub. Also Jewish, by the way. Beelzebub's a bar mitzvah. You know that. Zach October Torah portion. Say that again. Beelzebub is a bar mitzvah.

[Nate]

Oh, yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

I think. I don't know. Google it.

[Nate]

He's a mole.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Was very adamant on exposing what they were doing. And he was a very smart individual. He had a lot of influence and a lot of power. And so check this out. Guess where the most heavily Islamic populated area in America is?

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, I didn't this is exactly where I thought he was going with it.

[Zach]

Dearborn, Michigan. And guess who controls the immigration system.

[Ethan Klein]

Wait, what?

[Harley]

No.

[Zach]

Damn.

[Ethan Klein]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Dan]

You're not getting.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay, no, that. I didn't. I couldn't possibly have guessed that because it makes no sense.

[Dan]

Well, let him cook. Stop pausing and listen.

[Ethan Klein]

You know where they eat the most hummus in America? Dearborn.

[Zach]

He wrote about. So it's my belief that Dearborn, Michigan is extremely Islamic because it's almost payback to Henry Ford for exposing their agenda early back.

[Dan]

He's saying that the Jews who control the immigration system as punishment to the city of Dearborn for.

[Ethan Klein]

He doesn't like Muslims.

[Dan]

Exactly.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, he sicked Muslims on Dearborn. Exactly.

[Dan]

Exactly. That's. See, I told you you wouldn't be able to predict where this was going.

[Ethan Klein]

Are you sure that's what he meant? Yes. That's fire. That's fire, dude. That's sick. I love how big Nick's like, dude, why are you so hateful? You're a little demon, bro. You. You're the one spreading hate and all this. So you are literally from hell. Prove, disprove, prove me wrong. I swear I could see the portals of hell and his in his cloudy eye. I'm serious.

[Hila]

My God.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm serious. You can see if you look, you can hear the screens and see the images.

[Dan]

That's pretty.

[Nick]

That is pretty interesting.

[Ethan Klein]

Even his homies like, that's crazy, right?

[Nick]

That is very interesting.

[Zach]

Now I'm researching stuff for you.

[Ethan Klein]

The tables have turned.

[Nick]

I love it. I love it.

[Ethan Klein]

He's not going to take that one to the bank, Nick. You can hold on to that one.

[Zach]

And dude. Yeah, that's a whole different rabbit hole too. You guys got a little sneak peek of it. We can't get banned on YouTube though. So now we love everybody. Let's make that clear.

[Nick]

Everybody's good, but okay.

[Zach]

Oh, really?

[Ethan Klein]

You love the little hat J's? These guys would be way too cowardly to call in. I would pay for one of these guys to call in. Really? Well, Nick is too dumb. Honestly, I would talk to demon Eraser Nick. You're welcome to call him, but we'll talk about, like, I don't know, the Alphabet or like algebra or something. Probably could benefit from some grade school lessons,

[Zach]

actually, because this brought me up to my next point, so, you know.

[Hila]

You were talking

[Zach]

of that actually, because this brought me up to my next point, so.

[Ethan Klein]

That sounded gay, bro. Are you gay? Are you gay? You just have a Gay demon exit your mouth. What's up, dude? You want to Nick.

[Zach]

Okay. Speaking of that, actually, because this brought me up to my next point, so.

[Ethan Klein]

Why you make that sound, bro? Explain it.

[Zach's friend]

Hold on, I gotta do this sounds like ziggurat talking.

[Ethan Klein]

It did kind of sound like a ziggurat.

[Zach]

It's extremely Islamic because it's almost.

[Dan]

Is pretty interesting.

[Nick]

Love it.

[Ethan Klein]

They're so.

[Zach]

It's extremely Islamic because it's almost paper.

[Dan]

Pretty interesting.

[Zach]

Crazy, right?

[Nick]

That is very interesting.

[Zach]

Now I'm researching stuff for you that's a whole different.

[Ethan Klein]

You got to pull it.

[Dan]

What are you doing?

[Ethan Klein]

I want to keep any day here. I'm going.

[Dan]

Step away.

[Zach]

You guys got a little sneak peek of it. We can't get banned on YouTube though, so we love it. Everybody, let's make that clear.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, thanks for clarifying, but okay.

[Zach]

Speaking of that, actually.

[Ethan Klein]

Yo, if God's real, why is your haircut look so busted, bro? Like, if Jesus was real, your hairline would be way better than that. Sorry.

[Zach]

Because this brought me up to my next point.

[Zach's friend]

His hairline feels like there's gonna be like an opening here.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, it's a portal to hell.

[Zach's friend]

That's actually the. The Tower of Babel.

[Ethan Klein]

It is. This guy's got the Tower of Babylon. He's be Babylon.

[Hila]

So, you know, you were talking about

[Zach]

how all these ancient cultures would sacrifice humans to get like, technology.

[Nick]

Abortion 100.

[Zach]

And so what people don't know about the Nazis is that they were actually heavily involved in the occult. There was this everybody knows society for this.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Zach]

And so what people don't know about that is either the Nazis were able to get a lot of their technology because they were like, super advanced. They were building things that we use today. They made highways. They made like our audio equipment that we use. They were super, super advice. And they were even creating like, anti gravity craft.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay, hang on. Hold the phone. Hold them up. Highways, recording devices. Anti gravity.

[Dan]

Yeah, it's a bit of a leap there.

[Ethan Klein]

That's crazy.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Created the wonder wall. Like all of this crazy stuff that seems like almost impossible to believe. It's real, but it's real. And so what people don't know is that the Nazis were actually sacrificing human beings to nephilim.

[Ethan Klein]

And the nephilim were giving them this technology.

[Zach]

Technology.

[Ethan Klein]

And I love that they both know that.

[Zach]

That's why they were so advanced in their time.

[Nick]

And they didn't lose, by the way. Yeah, they. They've been. They have continued.

[Zach]

They persisted through operation Paperclip.

[Nick]

Through Operation Paperclip.

[Dan]

They were in the room right now.

[Ethan Klein]

Right, Right. The Nazis won. It's just everything is not what it appears.

[Dan]

Are the Nazis good or bad in their worldview?

[Ethan Klein]

I think.

[Dan]

I can't really tell.

[Ethan Klein]

Things are not so black and white then.

[Dan]

I mean, isn't it?

[Ethan Klein]

They did the human sacrifice for ultimate technological gain.

[Hila]

Yeah, it was a necessary evil.

[Ethan Klein]

But also, killing Jews based.

[Dan]

Right? That's. That's what's kind of throwing me for a loop here.

[Ethan Klein]

Hey, ghost demon, eraser. How did you feel about the Nazis? Like them. The Holocaust. Is it real? Oh, that was a crazy sound to

[Nick]

our United States government. And that is a. And people don't know where the word, the Nazi word comes from, but there's another word that's really common. I don't know if I should even say it.

[Zach's friend]

It.

[Nick]

But it sounds like Ashka, Nazi Jew.

[Zach]

Interesting.

[Hila]

What?

[Zach's friend]

What?

[Ethan Klein]

He doesn't want to say what you just said. Ashkenazi Jew. We're back on the Jews now.

[Nate]

What happened to, like, hey, we love everybody?

[Dan]

And you know, well, they're lying.

[Nate]

Don't want to get banned from YouTube.

[Dan]

Yeah, they're lying when they say that.

[Ethan Klein]

Dude, you got a bona fide Ashkenazi Jew looking dead in your eyes and saying, a dreidel will be spinning in your bedroom tonight.

[Dan]

What does that mean?

[Ethan Klein]

It means what it means, Dan.

[Zach's friend]

You don't want to know.

[Ethan Klein]

You know how the girlfriends were scaring them with, like, the girlfriend in the corner, in the dark corner. Radel spilling in the corner.

[Dan]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

Catch my dreidel spinning in your dark corner. You up. You up. And I'm a powerful Ashkenazi Jew, too. I have influence.

[Dan]

What level are you?

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know. 50? 90? Yeah, 90. Oh, I don't know. High it goes, but.

[Dan]

Well, it goes to level cap.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know. What's the level cap? Prestige.

[Dan]

Yeah, you can prestige? Yeah, of course.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm. Bro, you better be scared of me.

[Nick]

The.

[Nate]

The temple I go to, they could use the belt system, so.

[Dan]

Oh, like a karate studio.

[Nate]

Yeah, so, like, there's like, red belt, green belt, blue belt.

[Dan]

That's sick.

[Nate]

I'm like a third degree black belt at this point, so.

[Dan]

Whoa.

[Ethan Klein]

I wonder if he's actually scared of me, because he. He really does feel like the Ashkenazi Jews are some real bad news, right?

[Dan]

Yeah, no, he probably doesn't want a spell cast on him.

[Ethan Klein]

You should be careful how you talk about my people. Then you be more subtle. Don't say J's or hat. Wear. You gotta be more subtle because I know what that means. I'm smart. Mm. I'm very smart guy. Famous last words, bro. You're gonna wake up, and my face will be right one inch above yours and I'll say, make the sound. Make the sound. What is it? What. What do you want from me? Make the sound.

[Nick]

There's another word that's really common. I don't know if I should even say it, but it sounds like Ashka. Nazi Jew.

[Ethan Klein]

You just said it because he's been saying Nazi. So it's not Nazi because I shouldn't say it.

[Dan]

Well, hold on. Maybe because he says it sounds like.

[Ethan Klein]

Let me go back. Yeah, but he just outright said it. Let me go back. I think it's as dumb as we think.

[Zach]

Advancing their time.

[Nick]

And they didn't lose, by the way. Yeah, they. They've. They've continued.

[Zach]

They persisted through Operation Paperclip.

[Nick]

Through Operation Paperclip into our United States government. And that is a. And people don't know where the word, the Nazi word comes from. But there's another word that's really common. I don't know if I should even say it, but it sounds like Ashka. Nazi Jew.

[Ethan Klein]

He literally just said it. He just said it.

[Hila]

He's so small.

[Ethan Klein]

It's. I don't want to say it, but it rhymes with Ashkenazi. Jewel this.

[Nate]

Jesus.

[Ethan Klein]

Call in, bro. I'm telling you. You know, it's like there's. It's so light and airy and fun and silly for them, you know, they don't. They don't have to deal with, like, the consequence of people actually wanting to fucking murder Jewish people for no reason.

[Hila]

Right?

[Ethan Klein]

And it's just so silly and so fun.

[Hila]

The consequence of that is incredible technology. Apparently.

[Ethan Klein]

We didn't get that. The Nazis did.

[Dan]

Anti gravity tanks.

[Ethan Klein]

I didn't get anti gravity. The Nazis got it.

[Hila]

How do you think you're recording your audio right now?

[Dan]

You know, I've heard this, but what. What. What obscure claim is there that the Nazis somehow invented the microphone? Because, like, the radio existed for a long time prior to the rise of Nazi Germany. So what were they talking into?

[Ethan Klein]

Press their mic. Compressor mics. It'd be a directional mic.

[Dan]

So maybe they invented, like, a specific type of microphone, and that's.

[Ethan Klein]

Fact check them. Fact check him, Dan.

[Dan]

Why do people say the Nazis invented microphones?

[Ethan Klein]

Chat TV's gonna be like the fuck.

[Dan]

You people mistakenly claim that the Nazis invented the microphone largely due to the high profile public station, such as remarks made by Kanye West.

[Ethan Klein]

Ah, this is from Kanye West.

[Dan]

In reality, microphones were invented decades before the Nazi party existed with early versions developed in the 1870s. Bro, we're talking like 60 years.

[Ethan Klein]

Stop what you're doing and let me ask you an important question. What'd you just search that on Google?

[Dan]

Who's owned by Jews?

[Ethan Klein]

I was going to say ChatGPT, which also owned by Jews. Checkmate. Checkmate.

[Dan]

Checkmate. Which one?

[Ethan Klein]

No escape.

[Dan]

What search engine is not owned by.

[Ethan Klein]

No, hold on, hold on. That's not even true anymore. The. The Alphabet is run by an Indian dude, brave, sir. And YouTube is also run by an Indian dude, I think.

[Dan]

Okay, but it was founded or something. I don't know. Apparently Brave is not owned by Jews. So just. Did Nazis brave the only one invite the microphone?

[Ethan Klein]

Gotta be brave to use it?

[Zach]

It?

[Dan]

No, the Nazis did not invent the microphone.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay, well now tell me where to.

[Dan]

Let me go to another one. Let me keep going until I find the answer.

[Ethan Klein]

You asked that on Brave.

[Dan]

I asked that on Brave.

[Nate]

What about Claude? Is that a Jew owned business?

[Ethan Klein]

Duck, duck, goose.

[Dan]

Who owns Claude and are they Jewish? My search history is insane. Claude AI is owned by M. Anthropic, a private public benefit company was co founded and is led by Jewish siblings. Oh no. Two Jews.

[Ethan Klein]

And they're related and they're brothers. Which means they're part of a cabal.

[Dan]

Exactly. All right, so we can't trust Claude either. I don't know where to go.

[Ethan Klein]

It's typical that two Jews would use a name like Claude, which is like such an anti Jewish name, to cover their tracks. Or not anti. I mean it's just not a non. I never met a Jew named Claude.

[Hila]

I have.

[Harley]

Where?

[Hila]

At Jew school. And he was actually.

[Dan]

What you just got on?

[Hila]

He was a. He was a black Jew with lesbian moms.

[Ethan Klein]

Whoa, that sounds like made up.

[Dan]

Whoa, Jewish experiment.

[Ethan Klein]

That sounds made up. Are you talking about the cornering? Yeah, that's. Yeah.

[Hila]

No, I'm serious.

[Dan]

I believe you. Well, I'm gonna keep. I'm gonna keep hunting.

[Ethan Klein]

You let me know when you.

[Dan]

Yeah. When I find you.

[Ethan Klein]

Let me know when you.

[Dan]

When I find a corroborate AI.

[Ethan Klein]

Exactly.

[Nate]

We need to put little.

[Dan]

Maybe.

[Nick]

What's.

[Dan]

What's the. What's the. The Chinese model that everybody is all scared of. Deep Sea, Deep Seek.

[Ethan Klein]

Can we use that? Can Americans use that? Yeah, sure.

[Dan]

All right, I'm going to Deep Seek.

[Ethan Klein]

This is the one. If they say. If they think that it wasn't the Jews, then we gotta get out Jews.

[Zach's friend]

They have.

[Dan]

They have. They have no control in China.

[Ethan Klein]

No. Honestly, no. Where are the Jews in China? They've got nothing. We have no territory in China. We've been working on it for a long time. Trust me, it's hard to gain there. Yeah, no inroads, slow gains.

[Dan]

All right, I'm signing up for deep seat right now.

[Ethan Klein]

We're signing up to get to the bottom of this. All right, I'm gonna play and then you let me know when you.

[Nate]

The only thing Chinese about Jews is we eat. Eat their food on Christmas.

[Ethan Klein]

Love their food.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Shout out to the Chinese restaurant.

[Ethan Klein]

We love their food all year round.

[Zach's friend]

That sounds pretty demonic, Zach.

[Ethan Klein]

Chinese food and juice on Christmas. Supposed to be eating a ham that. Exactly.

[Nick]

Ashka. Nazi.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Nick]

You start digging into these tunnels, we'll say you're going to find yourself in a very, very interesting space of backwards history where they told you these things were being done by these people and they were being done by the exact opposite people.

[Ethan Klein]

Wait, what's the opposite of Jews? Hindu, probably.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

He says it was done by these people, but it's actually being done by these people.

[Dan]

It may be. And the Indians.

[Ethan Klein]

Germans, maybe. He means Germans, probably. That makes sense because I don't really think that's opposite. That's not fair.

[Dan]

There's too much overlap in German and Ashkenazi culture. Culture.

[Zach's friend]

Is he saying the Nazis were actually the Jews?

[Ethan Klein]

He's saying the Nazis were the good. I think.

[Dan]

I think he might be driving towards that.

[Ethan Klein]

I think he's saying the Jews started World War II and World War I and the Germans got blamed for it. If I had to put maximum I decoding on that, I think it's going

[Dan]

to be far stupider than you expect.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay, so we actually.

[Nick]

Interesting space of backwards history where they told you these things were being done by these people and they were being done by the exact opposite people.

[Zach]

Really?

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach]

Interesting.

[Nick]

That's a whole. I don't want to get you banned, bro.

[Zach]

Yeah, maybe we'll make a Patreon and talk about it there.

[Ethan Klein]

Who owns Patreon run by Jews?

[Dan]

I. I don't know.

[Ethan Klein]

Probably.

[Harley]

Probably.

[Ethan Klein]

It probably is.

[Nate]

So he's saying the Jews did the Holocaust to themselves. Is that what he's getting at?

[Dan]

Just let him go. That's what I was trying to get ahead.

[Ethan Klein]

No, no, no, that's not what he's saying. He's saying they brought it on themselves.

[Zach's friend]

Oh, classic.

[Zach]

Yeah, but, yeah, super interesting, man. And so, yeah, super. You know, we see a lot of these ancient cultures that were doing human ritualistic sacrifices for power. And just like you mentioned, that's exactly what abortion is today.

[Nick]

It's exactly people that collect on the abortion industry. And if you go ahead and look up who founded the abortion industry, who wasn't. Abortion movement, similar thread. Abortions, Dude.

[Ethan Klein]

I'll be honest. These Jews on base, they are hard working, they are industrious, prolific. You know what I mean?

[Hila]

I didn't know Jews created the abortion.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, of course we did.

[Nate]

Psychiatry. That's a Jewish who.

[Ethan Klein]

Who invented the abortion. I feel like that's probably been happening for a long, long time.

[Dan]

A caveman.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, like, they've probably been into that for a while.

[Nate]

A Jewish cave man.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

It could be terrible, and it is so bad. And people don't know how terrible it is, but people are using these children's body parts for magic.

[Ethan Klein]

That seems like something you probably are getting really.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach]

Children for magic.

[Nick]

Yeah. I'm not even joking.

[Zach]

Wow.

[Nick]

It's very disturbing. There's people that collect the aborted fetuses, and they pose as technology companies.

[Hila]

What?

[Nick]

And a lot of those technology companies are tied to some very rich and powerful individuals. We'll say. And those people collect the fetuses to create magic effigies or idols.

[Zach]

What? What?

[Zach's friend]

We'll say. How?

[Ethan Klein]

What?

[Zach's friend]

How does he know that stuff if he's not demonic?

[Ethan Klein]

Right. Well, and also Nick. Why does Nick want to know how to do dark magic so bad? He's like, they collect baby corpses and do magic.

[Harley]

How?

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, really? You want to know? But also, if you think that's true.

[Zach]

How.

[Ethan Klein]

How's that just your reaction?

[Dan]

If I thought that was true, I

[Harley]

would be freaked out.

[Ethan Klein]

We got to do something.

[Hila]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Like we have not do something now. Yeah. Wow.

[Nick]

Specific eight individuals will say, and those people collect the fetuses to create magic effigies or idols.

[Zach]

What?

[Nick]

What Specifically? Aim for the head of the. The firstborn child.

[Hila]

What?

[Zach]

So what happens when they collect these aborted baby parts?

[Zach's friend]

What?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Why exactly are they doing that? They're creating altars to demons.

[Nick]

Well, there's magic spells. I don't know.

[Zach's friend]

Just go watch an anime show.

[Hila]

It has.

[Nick]

They want people to know exactly what it is.

[Dan]

Yeah, no, this is just. This is just world building. This is lore.

[Zach's friend]

Just go watch a good show.

[Nick]

Yeah, to get into it.

[Ethan Klein]

But he doesn't want to get into it. Nick, stop. Stop asking questions.

[Harley]

What?

[Zach]

Why exactly are they doing that? They're creating altars to demons.

[Nick]

Well, there's magic spells. I don't know if I should get into it. But I don't know if the guy is. People to know.

[Dan]

Has the brain of like a seven year old.

[Nick]

You can take this is like a second grade child and speak to a schoolyard conversation happening. I'm joking. It's like real.

[Hila]

Yes, that's what I'm saying. They sound like kids.

[Dan]

Yeah, they really do.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, he's gatekeeping this shit. Yes. Tell us about the magic.

[Dan]

This is. This is the kid who's slightly older than the other kids. Like. Like he was born at that part of the year. So he got like held back an extra year. So he's eight instead of seven.

[Hila]

Yeah.

[Dan]

So he's like the cool one.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And he is spinning a tale for these little fucking idiots. And they are. You know, he's really.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Inside he's really. He's having a good time. You know what I mean? Like he knows what he's doing, but in a way he's starting to believe it himself.

[Hila]

That is.

[Ethan Klein]

That's why Nick is the dumb one. I really truly believe it.

[Dan]

Well, he's just young.

[Ethan Klein]

He's young.

[Hila]

He's just this guy.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, just because he's little.

[Zach's friend]

How old is he actually?

[Dan]

Look at his 30s.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

I mean he's a grown ass man. I don't know how old you want

[Dan]

to be believing this moron.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know how old he is.

[Dan]

Wow, dude.

[Ethan Klein]

In human years? I think he's.

[Zach's friend]

Yes. Human years.

[Dan]

Like it's really disturbing.

[Zach]

Where does that come from though?

[Nick]

It's in. I don't even know if I should tell you where it's in actually.

[Hila]

How can be.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, you might as well.

[Dan]

The Book of Jasher.

[Nick]

And you can look.

[Dan]

I can't tell you. It's the Book of Jasher.

[Ethan Klein]

Wait, who's Jash?

[Dan]

Jash.

[Zach's friend]

It's. It's a Dasher. It's Usher. But in the J world where it's like, like he's wearing a little hat and we, we can't. We just can't go into it.

[Dan]

We can't go into it.

[Nick]

But I. I would not recommend it. Yeah, and it talks about specifically the idols.

[Ethan Klein]

He's like, trust me. But don't look it up. Don't look it up.

[Nick]

It talks specifically about the idols that Rebecca took from her dad.

[Dan]

Wait, I just like the house. So the Book of Jasher is real insofar as it is mentioned in the Hebrew Bible as like one of the books. But it's been lost over the ages.

[Ethan Klein]

Who lost it? Huh? Who lost it?

[Dan]

Well, presumably the Jews.

[Ethan Klein]

Exactly.

[Dan]

Right. It's their book.

[Hila]

But this guy's read it.

[Dan]

But that's. That's what I'm realizing is I. I. Holy. It doesn't exist.

[Ethan Klein]

Like, oh, it's not even a. It's not real. No, I mean, it doesn't exist.

[Dan]

Like, it existed thousands of years.

[Ethan Klein]

Nobody.

[Dan]

But there is no, like. Yeah, nobody's read it. Nobody alive today wonder.

[Ethan Klein]

He says, don't go read it because you can't.

[Dan]

Well, it's like, did he read. There's probably people that, like, claim to have, like. Like, there's probably, like, forgeries out there. You know what I mean?

[Ethan Klein]

But isn't it weird that it's just the book of Jasher that talks about Jews doing, like, blood sacrifices, but because that's how they.

[Dan]

Why they had to edit it out.

[Ethan Klein]

There's nothing like that in the other part. It just seems like it stands a little bit out.

[Dan]

Well, not completely. I mean, we did read that story about God sending a female bear to kill a bunch of children because they made fun of a bald guy.

[Ethan Klein]

Was there any Jews in that one?

[Dan]

Yeah, they were all Jews.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, they were?

[Dan]

Yeah. Even the ones that got killed by the bear.

[Ethan Klein]

Hey, Nick and Demon Racer, watch out for bears.

[Dan]

Watch out. We're cursing you. Bear curse.

[Ethan Klein]

Watch out. In your yard, there's one of these idols.

[Nick]

Was a severed head of a child.

[Zach]

And that's in the Book of Jasher. Yeah, I've read the Book of Jasher too.

[Ethan Klein]

No, you haven't. No, you haven't.

[Nick]

Covered in oil.

[Dan]

What are you talking about? I've read the Book of Jasher too.

[Ethan Klein]

So here.

[Zach]

Okay. This one right here.

[Ethan Klein]

Book of Jasher, 34 to 40.

[Zach]

Okay. The book of Jasher, chapters 31 to.

[Dan]

So what is. What website is. This is Beam S. Defder dot com.

[Harley]

Okay.

[Dan]

Bemis Derfer. My name is Dur. Is completed.

[Zach]

Let me look up the head part.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Control F. Head.

[Zach]

Okay. And this is the manner of the images. In taking a man who was the firstborn and slaying him and taking the hair off his head, taking salt and Salt.

[Ethan Klein]

Was that you? Okay.

[Zach]

In the head and anointing it in oil. Then taking a small tablet of copper or a table, a tablet of gold. What? So what? People are taking aborted babies and doing rituals, doing this.

[Ethan Klein]

Doing what?

[Zach]

Because they're learning it in the Book of Jasher.

[Nick]

Well, they have it. It's all in the Kabbalah.

[Zach]

Okay.

[Dan]

Oh, wait. Okay. So now it's in the cabal.

[Ethan Klein]

That makes sense.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Dan]

Oh, you should have said so. Dude.

[Harley]

Right.

[Dan]

Of course. The Kabbalah all.

[Zach]

It takes these passages and then they do it.

[Nick]

They give you exactly what they're doing. Yeah, it's in the Kabbalah. And they take the heads of the children that are boarded. Specifically the firstborn. That's why they want.

[Ethan Klein]

I mean, if they're aborted. I mean, their heads born.

[Hila]

The first born of the aborted. What?

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Hila]

This guy is actually just really well read.

[Ethan Klein]

You think? He's hella. He's highly educated. I mean, listen, if they're already aborted, I mean, the head's going spare. I mean, could be worse, right?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Zach's friend]

Could be alive.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, it could be way worse. I mean, have my baby's head.

[Dan]

Nobody's using it.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

What are you gonna bury a good baby head? The ways young children.

[Nick]

Young kids to get. Get pregnant and to give abortions because they want. They need the firstborn child.

[Harley]

Wow.

[Zach's friend]

Wow.

[Nick]

For the magic rituals. So they. They. They'll ask you if this is your first child. And it will be documented when you're giving. When you're doing abortion stuff. Because they want specifically the firstborn. That is so children. And they will do it to create these effigies to speak to demons. Because they'll talk through the severed head of the child.

[Zach]

That is so repulsive.

[Nick]

It's so evil and it is so wicked. But the. The reality is that, like, I would

[Ethan Klein]

be careful who you're talking about. Then if we're all doing these sacrifices, baby heads talking to demons. Maybe I'll be talking about you tonight.

[Dan]

Well, they are being careful.

[Ethan Klein]

Rhymes with Ashkenazi Jew.

[Dan]

Exactly.

[Ethan Klein]

Like, bro, you better watch where you step. Okay.

[Hila]

This man actually better hope he doesn't run into to me IRL.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, demon.

[Zach's friend]

I mean, he said Js. Maybe he was talking about Jordans.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, oh, true Jordan.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Keep your J's clean.

[Zach's friend]

Zach got some J's.

[Ethan Klein]

What about when he said Ashkanazi Jews. Rhymes with.

[Zach's friend]

He said he rhymes with that.

[Hila]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Didn't say it is. Well, what rhymes with ashy Jew? Jordan's don't. Smashy smashy season.

[Hila]

Tofu

[Dan]

kamikaze.

[Nick]

Like people.

[Ethan Klein]

I mean, Sephardic.

[Dan]

Sephardic Jew.

[Ethan Klein]

Rhymes with Ashkenazi Jew, technically.

[Hila]

No, he does.

[Ethan Klein]

No, he. But it rhymes with Nazi. It rhymes with Nazi.

[Dan]

I'm just saying that those paparazzi.

[Hila]

Oh, my God.

[Ethan Klein]

Papa. Paparazzi crew.

[Dan]

Paparazzi crew.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm gonna watch this whole thing. Maybe not right now, but we'll keep working through it.

[Nick]

Well, there is such a. I don't know how to say this. Such a distortion that creates the space at which the entities, the demons can talk to you.

[Dan]

Try again. You don't know how to say it. That was not clear.

[Nick]

Severed head of a child of a baby is so traumatic, right? It is so traumatic. People are not aware. And that's how the demon get. It gets into you and speaks to you.

[Zach]

So it's not necessarily about the severed head. It's more so of the trauma that goes upon looking at that thing.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Zach]

That's so sick.

[Harley]

It's.

[Nick]

It's literally.

[Dan]

It's two. The trauma that is so scary.

[Ethan Klein]

That's epic, bro.

[Zach's friend]

Oh, right now as well.

[Nick]

Cuz you can't just. You can't just get the head. You have to be the one that makes it.

[Zach]

Wow.

[Nick]

So you.

[Ethan Klein]

Wow.

[Harley]

Mind blown.

[Zach]

Right?

[Nick]

Because you need the trauma of the experience to. To create the magic.

[Hila]

Dude.

[Zach]

Abortion is so evil.

[Nick]

So evil, dude.

[Hila]

And like abortion, that's the part that you're stuck on. Idiot out of everything to describe, man. Abortion is so evil. Oh my God.

[Ethan Klein]

All the crazy happens.

[Dan]

Summoning, speaking through a. Through a dead corpse head.

[Harley]

Nah.

[Dan]

Abortion up.

[Hila]

Okay, this is actually. Guys, this is. This was funny. Now I'm actually just getting really angry.

[Ethan Klein]

Calm down. Calm your Jew angry.

[Hila]

I'm. It's actually. This guy should not have hands.

[Zach's friend]

Calm down.

[Ethan Klein]

Jinx.

[Zach's friend]

Why hands?

[Hila]

I don't know. Just. His hands are so in the camera. He's making me so angry. He doesn't deserve them.

[Ethan Klein]

Calm down. You hear that demon eraser? We're about to race your hands you up and crossed the wrong ash.

[Hila]

I wish I looked less Jewish just so I could infiltrate this guy's life.

[Ethan Klein]

You're only half Ashkenazi, right?

[Hila]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Hila, you're like 10%.

[Zach's friend]

No, I have zero Ashkan.

[Ethan Klein]

Zero. Look at me. I'm your worst nightmare. And Zach, wait, so

[Dan]

I'm like 50%.

[Zach's friend]

Oh my God.

[Ethan Klein]

Terrifying. Terrifying.

[Dan]

So would. Would they not. Is it specifically Ashkenazi? So they wouldn't have a. Any issue with Hila?

[Zach's friend]

Well, I think she looks white. I think I've been brainwashed by now and totally corrupt.

[Dan]

They seem really specific about their problem with Ashkenazi.

[Harley]

Do you?

[Ethan Klein]

No, they. They don't like the Ashkenazi.

[Dan]

Yeah, I think Hila's fine.

[Zach's friend]

I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm not.

[Ethan Klein]

Nah. Yeah, she's not. She don't look fine to me. I don't know, man. She looks like a problem. You too.

[Hila]

I know. I'm take. Lord, please Take this man's hands.

[Ethan Klein]

What does this mean? Lord, Lord, answer my prayers. He does not autonomy sapphire type teeth. Todd, take this man's hand.

[Hila]

I want him to wake up Dan with nubs. Just nubs. Okay? Like me. Like me dangling in front of him.

[Ethan Klein]

You know? Be crazy if he got in a car crash and lost both his hands today.

[Zach's friend]

You guys sound demonic right now. You're not helping Johnny.

[Dan]

A little demonic.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, hopefully he's watching this and sweating. He should be. Cuz I literally just decapitated a baby yesterday.

[Hila]

They could have watched back. And Nick. Big Nick. Like. Oh my God. This confirms.

[Ethan Klein]

Whoa. That's crazy.

[Zach]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

Wow.

[Zach]

You're talking about like the language. No. Oh yeah. I mean I, I, I learned something new, bro. This world is so wicked. Like. Yeah, but we saying something.

[Nick]

Oh dude. Well, like, like people.

[Ethan Klein]

Why are you laughing?

[Dan]

Inappropriate.

[Ethan Klein]

What's wrong with you?

[Nick]

Understand, demonic possession needs. It needs trauma in order for it to work.

[Zach]

Absolutely.

[Nick]

Demons need trauma. You mean.

[Zach's friend]

Absolutely.

[Dan]

You just learned that like a second ago you said you didn't know.

[Zach's friend]

I see, I see where he's going. So he's saying that the Jews did the holocaust to themselves because they needed to go through the trauma to create demons.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh no. The baby needs to go through the trauma, not the.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah, but they have.

[Dan]

But he's building towards something, Ethan.

[Ethan Klein]

Maybe you're right.

[Dan]

I building something.

[Ethan Klein]

He could benefit from being a little more clear in what his language could

[Nick]

happen. They need you to be go through some terrible experience.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Nick]

In order to get a doorway into you. That's why a lot of kids will cut themselves. And they're unbeknownst cutting themselves. They don't realize that's an. It's an effort for a demon to create trauma to get access to you. Because demons smell blood, by the way.

[Ethan Klein]

Shout out this guy.

[Dan]

I mean listen, his own logic makes no fucking sense. He's saying you need the trauma for a demon to be able to like get to you and influence you. But then he's saying that kids cut themselves to cause they don't real.

[Ethan Klein]

No, but they don't know why they're doing it. They think.

[Dan]

But that sounds like because they're being influenced by a demon. But this is circular logic.

[Ethan Klein]

Society is influencing them. Society.

[Dan]

I, I think that he's not making any sense personally.

[Hila]

Well, you just don't get it.

[Dan]

That might be the case.

[Zach's friend]

I think you're too Ashkenazi to get it.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach]

Offering almost two demons.

[Ethan Klein]

How can you Ashkenaz, see what he's saying?

[Harley]

Nice.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Nick]

But they don't even realize it.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Nick]

And so it's like the demons are just trying to use that as a. They're trying to get you normalized to it. So that way, when you're willing and ready to accept it, you can do it easily.

[Zach]

Wow.

[Nick]

That's what it is. Ignorantly influencing you to do things that they want you to do later with intention.

[Harley]

Wow.

[Nick]

Wow, dude.

[Zach]

Yeah, because that was always a weird thing to me. I never. I never cut myself as a child. But you would. You would hear stories about people cutting themselves as kids, and it would always be like a voice telling them to do that. That wasn't.

[Ethan Klein]

Never. I've never heard that.

[Dan]

Never ever.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, I've never heard that.

[Zach]

Then.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach]

You know, and.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach]

But it gets really even speaking to

[Dan]

people because how are they speaking to them? They haven't done the trauma right?

[Ethan Klein]

Well, maybe it's really quiet. They're like, deep, unique. What?

[Zach's friend]

I'm.

[Dan]

I need to be the same.

[Ethan Klein]

I play it or you want to wait for me? Well, we have food coming. Do you want to end it? How long we've been going, Dan?

[Dan]

We've been going for three and a half hours is what I was about to say.

[Ethan Klein]

So, like, to wrap it up, If.

[Dan]

If you're gonna stop, then we probably just need to stop.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

I hope Demon Eraser watches this and is terrified.

[Dan]

He's probably not gonna watch it.

[Ethan Klein]

Why? How. How often does anybody with, like, any audience talk about him? Especially an Ashkenazi Jew. He's got to know what the Jews are plotting against him.

[Zach's friend]

Dude, don't tell him.

[Dan]

Maybe you can.

[Zach's friend]

I mean, don't tell him. We're gonna have our meeting later.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, dude, you're so fucked. You are so fucked. Wait till the elders hear about this, bro.

[Hila]

Wear gloves tonight, buddy.

[Ethan Klein]

Yep. Not gonna help. More like wear gauntlets, because that gloves ain't gonna help. But with what I'm sending gauntlets. What's a gauntlet? Is that metal armor?

[Dan]

Yeah, I got you.

[Hila]

I mean. Yeah.

[Dan]

All right.

[Ethan Klein]

Anyways, I gotta pee.

[Zach's friend]

Let's do super chatty.

[Dan]

Okay, well, I'm gonna do super chats and then we'll wrap it up. Yeah?

[Zach's friend]

Yes.

[Dan]

All right.

[Harley]

Wow.

[Zach's friend]

Super chatty in the back, Bugatti.

[Dan]

All right, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. W. Dan.

[Ethan Klein]

He's a good guy.

[Dan]

Where did I leave off? Hila.

[Zach's friend]

Yes?

[Dan]

Have you thought about doing an Oliver tree capsule collection with his most worn pieces?

[Zach's friend]

I did. I really did. And honestly, the biggest thing for me was That I just wanted to make sure I get his family's blessings. And they are very down. They really like the idea. So. Okay, yes. We're going to re release the three styles that he was wearing a lot. And I may be making a new graphic with the same artist. Kahil, maybe we'll make a new drawing. We're gonna see.

[Harley]

Nice.

[Hila]

Yeah.

[Dan]

All right, let's see. Spunky said Ethan loved the roast. It was beautiful. I just started today at Cabrillo College for Dental Hygiene in Santa Cruz. Oh, shit. Feels like an honor that I can share with Oliver and you wish me luck. Love you guys. Well, good luck.

[Zach's friend]

Nice. Enjoy it. Enjoy living magical over there.

[Hila]

Really is.

[Dan]

Let's see. Somebody chair tea. I see your message. Just email Teddy Fresh support if you're having issues. Oh, yeah, they were asking if they should email. Yes, always support Teddy Fresh.

[Zach's friend]

Very helpful.

[Dan]

They're very helpful over there. Let's see. Hey, fam. My wife Lily and I have been fans since Vape Nation. I celebrate celebrated my 30th last week. I'm going back to Columbia to see my extended family for the first time since I was four.

[Harley]

Wow.

[Zach's friend]

Wow.

[Dan]

Dan and I are birthday bros. Hey, happy birthday, Zach. Random sound boy, dealer's choice.

[Nate]

I'm gonna leave it up to love again.

[Dan]

Love is not here.

[Zach's friend]

Can I pick, please, the ab.

[Dan]

Oh, that was very good.

[Nate]

Him mumbling. Yeah, okay. Yeah, hold on.

[Zach's friend]

I don't know what it's called internally.

[Nate]

I have that labeled as ab. Parentheses, mumbling to that.

[Ethan Klein]

Like yeah, yeah.

[Harley]

Like, was she just supposed to say yeah, like a yeah, of course you're gonna.

[Hila]

I don't know.

[Harley]

I don't.

[Dan]

That's good. Well, thank you and happy birthday again. Ashley S. Has got a 5% raise today. You know, 5% is everything.

[Zach's friend]

Shout out. Good job.

[Dan]

Shout out to the whole crew and especially Big Z. I live my life in sound bites. Can't even get a raise without thinking about the sound bites.

[Nate]

Hell yeah, bro.

[Dan]

Thank you, Ashley.

[Nate]

Just tell them 5% is astronomical. 5% means everything. Just tell them that.

[Dan]

Just tell them.

[Nate]

Tell them I said that. They're going to say, who the fuck are you talking about?

[Dan]

Zach sent you. Hi, Sri fam. It's my golden 20 70th birthday today. Can I get a for example, nothing by Mbappe?

[Ethan Klein]

Haha.

[Dan]

Is that something you have?

[Ethan Klein]

By whom?

[Zach's friend]

What now?

[Nate]

By who?

[Dan]

By Mbappe, the French soccer player? That's what it says.

[Nate]

That doesn't exist.

[Dan]

For example, nothing. Well, we don't have that one.

[Nick]

I'm sorry.

[Dan]

But we have that. Happy to have the show and this community to mourn Oliver together. Thank you, Yellow. And sorry we didn't understand what you were requesting there. That's our fault. Let's see. Christopher. I have been a fan for over three years now, and Ethan has got me into Seinfeld, which I'm loving. Started on season three and just started season four.

[Zach's friend]

What a joy.

[Dan]

Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.

[Nate]

Yeah.

[Zach's friend]

That is the best show ever. And whenever you're ready, you should actually go back and watch it from one because it's all good. It's all good.

[Ethan Klein]

There you go.

[Zach's friend]

Zach, what were you gonna say?

[Nate]

I was gonna say I. I agree, but 4 is kind of like the pivotal, pivotal season.

[Zach's friend]

It's so good.

[Nate]

I believe that's the. The contest season, among other great episodes. And then watch Curb if you haven't watched that.

[Zach's friend]

Zach, did you watch the new Larry David Obama show?

[Nate]

You know, I haven't.

[Dan]

I heard it was bad.

[Zach's friend]

Don't.

[Nate]

Yeah, that's what I'm hearing.

[Dan]

Yeah, I got pretty bad reviews.

[Zach's friend]

I tried. It was awful. Yeah, I didn't. Didn't make it through.

[Nate]

That makes me sad. He should have just gone out on a high with Curb and that's it.

[Zach's friend]

You know, he's always gonna be on a high for me.

[Dan]

Lillard Skynyrd said, on my way for my soup. Thank you for the feedback, Ethan. I'll remember the next call.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, wow. Oh, yeah.

[Dan]

I mean, it's getting and cold. Should probably hurry it up a little bit. Let's see. I gotta speed this up a little bit because we're gonna run out of time. Shout out to my sister, miasma reading on YouTube, who introduced me to H3 a few years ago. I'm now a 71 month VIP elite member.

[Harley]

Wow.

[Dan]

This is from Corn and Cobb. Check her out. If you like short stories. Her partner does narration and she does the writing and animation. Oh, how cool. Miasma read.

[Zach's friend]

So many Seinfeld haters in the chat.

[Dan]

Oh, what can you do?

[Zach's friend]

You can wait, are they hating or

[Dan]

they're just saying Curb is better?

[Zach's friend]

Some are saying Seinfeld is so boring. Some are saying Curb is better. Vote.

[Dan]

I disagree with the first. I kind of do agree with the second. But I mean, I like both shows, but I do like Curb a little bit more.

[Zach's friend]

But Curb wouldn't exist without Seinfeld.

[Zach]

Of course.

[Dan]

Of course. I get it.

[Ethan Klein]

This episode is brought to you by Facebook. So you were scrolling on Marketplace, and there it was, the bike you'd been searching for. You sent a message, and it turned out the seller was super chatty, kind of funny, and an avid cyclist. The next thing you know, you're in a cycling crew. Well, a community cycling group. The thing about Facebook, you might find more than what you're looking for, from a browse to a bike ride this summer. Find more on Facebook.

[Dan]

Chucky's Corner said, I went to the Celebration of Life and felt bad going to say hi to Hila. I was in the metallic crop top. I got shy, but wanted to say thank you for being amazing people, wonderful examples of truly kind humans.

[Zach's friend]

Oh, thank you. Oh, my God. This reminded me. There was a post on the subreddit and somebody was saying, like, that he wanted to apologize because they started a Ethan Klein chant. And then they felt bad and they said they saw my look and they felt awful. And I have no memory of that, so I didn't even hear it. But also, if you did, it's totally fine.

[Dan]

Yeah, we all understand the reference.

[Zach's friend]

It was almost a part of the show, right? Yeah, they almost did that. So I don't know what you're talking about, but don't feel bad.

[Dan]

Don't feel bad.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, I want to talk about that post.

[Zach's friend]

Yeah, I just remembered.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. This guy who was, like, tripping out, he thought he, like, ruined my life in the show and. Hold on, let me.

[Zach's friend]

And that I gave him a look.

[Ethan Klein]

That's. I didn't. Did we pull that up?

[Zach's friend]

No.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, I wanted to talk about. I want to talk about this post because I had a lot of attention on the subreddit.

[Nick]

I sent it.

[Ethan Klein]

Let's see here. This poor guy is torturing himself. My apology to Ethan and Hila after Oliver Trees Celebration of Life. To keep it short and to the point, I started chanting, fuck Ethan Klein after the show when the crowds were small. I know Oliver trolled Ethan with this during his shows a few times. Given I'm a fan of both, I wanted to do a little if you know, you know, kind of moment, but golly, did I not enjoy the feeling afterwards. It's completely my fault. I've been in my head ever since. I have the look Hila Cave when she heard me engraved in my head. And I have never felt so embarrassed in my life. I don't blame her at all. As soon as I saw a response and Ethan's attention was focused on the chanting, I shouted, just kidding. Love you guys. Ethan smiled and waved. I did not hear you.

[Zach's friend]

We didn't hear it.

[Ethan Klein]

And I don't think Hila saw you either.

[Zach's friend]

No.

[Ethan Klein]

Ethan smiled and waved at the small crowd where I was. And they got a lot of hate. And I hope I didn't add to the stress since I am nowhere. Since I have no way of reaching them. I post here. There's a time and place. Yeah. So, I mean, we. They wanted to do a Ethan Klein chant, but we ended up cutting it. I didn't. I didn't want to do anything that was about me. I wanted to keep it about him. So I didn't want to do the Ethan Klein chant. Actually, even sweeter. They wanted to do a just Ethan Klein chant from Oliver. He switched up in the afterlife, but we ended up cutting it. But, like, obviously. No, I mean, that's. You have nothing to apologize for. Not only did we not hear you, but if we did, it still wouldn't have been a problem. Yeah, because we were even thinking of putting it in the show, because apparently he did that a lot at his shows. Anyway. You're absolved, my child.

[Dan]

All very nice. All right, only have a couple left, and then we're gonna have to go. Wizzy wizard said, hey, Ethan, do you want to come and play some PS5 and pop some blue enhancement pills? Nothing weird about it. It just makes it more fun.

[Ethan Klein]

You want Viagra?

[Dan]

I assume so, bro.

[Ethan Klein]

That's the real sexual euphoria I'm looking for, baby.

[Dan]

Thank you, Wizzy. Zoe. Isabelle said I'm about 30 minutes behind. Well, much further now. But you're talking about all of her service and how you all threw flowers for him. My mom passed around a month ago, and we did the same thing. She was only 49. It's been so hard. But thank you, H3, for getting me through it. It's from Zoe.

[Zach's friend]

That's awful. Way too young.

[Dan]

Mar. Marisella said, Today's my 27th birthday. Thank you to the best show crew in the world. I would love any sound bite of yalls choosing love H3 after dark. Peace and Love. Y' all are so talented. Appreciate y'.

[Ethan Klein]

All.

[Nate]

You pick the sound bite.

[Zach's friend]

Ab. Mumble.

[Ethan Klein]

That's a good one. Yeah, just keep doing that. Like how? Yeah, yeah.

[Harley]

Like what? You just supposed to say, like. Yeah, like, yeah, of course you're g. I don't know. I don't.

[Ethan Klein]

That's such a good sound bite. That's so amazing. That's great.

[Zach's friend]

I'm laughing so much because I already picked it when you were in the bathroom.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, Keep it coming.

[Dan]

Johan Manova. Sorry.

[Ethan Klein]

Don't apologize.

[Dan]

Johan Manahov Manov.

[Zach's friend]

Sorry.

[Dan]

I think it's Swedish. Every Halloween special, the crew was ghost hunting. Like the mystery game. Coincidence that is is also not a coincidence. Not a coincidence at all. Getter. Yes, that getter. Oh, so great seeing y' all at Oliver's memorial. Been a long time. Ethan, your speech was so incredible and your hosting was perfect. Congrats on everything, Ethan, and Hila, extremely proud. I hope to see you all again soon.

[Ethan Klein]

Get her done.

[Dan]

Get her.

[Ethan Klein]

That was really nice seeing you, man. Appreciate that. And you, your speech was lovely. And I really like the photos you posted at his tomb and not his tomb, his graves site. But it was really nice seeing you, bro. Thank you for the kind comment.

[Nate]

I got again soon Hip to get her from that show. He did Real bros with Simi Valley.

[Ethan Klein]

Very funny.

[Nate]

And then I got into his music and he's. He seems like an awesome dude.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Nate]

So shout out to him.

[Ethan Klein]

I met him so long ago for the first time. I was like. Was I with.

[Zach's friend]

With George. George, yes.

[Ethan Klein]

Filthy Frank. Yeah. Long time.

[Dan]

Obama said, my family, I'm taking the bar exam tomorrow. Hardest thing I've ever had to prep for in my life. Shout out to the crew for providing background noise and entertainment throughout law school and studying.

[Ethan Klein]

Have you considered using ChatGPT on your test?

[Zach's friend]

What's it? Cha cha. Pete.

[Ethan Klein]

Yes. Cheer.

[Harley]

Okay.

[Zach's friend]

No, actually, I know from my sister, she's studying for something and she's been using it to help her study.

[Ethan Klein]

No, use it on the test to cheat.

[Dan]

CG Cartel said. I don't know if it's my monitor, but anytime the podcast, streams, web pages or text is blurry. Does it notice?

[Ethan Klein]

Yes.

[Dan]

Yeah, it's a bit of an issue. I. I've been trying to figure it out. I think it's this new laptop, unfortunately, which is annoying because we just got that thing.

[Ethan Klein]

We gotta figure. I hate that. I hate that thing.

[Dan]

Well, we might have to get a new laptop then, because I tried, like every trick known to man.

[Ethan Klein]

What?

[Dan]

It did not improve it, but thank you. CG Cartel. Chris said, how can the aborted fetus be the firstborn child if it was never born? Checkmate.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, would have been.

[Dan]

You think you checkmated, but you have forgotten that when you are in a battle of wits against two fucking morons, being right is not a winning move. So checkmate to your checkmate. Chris.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

There's no thing. There's no such thing as checkmate.

[Dan]

Hey, Ethan, do you want to come?

[Ethan Klein]

Yes, please. Big time. A lot.

[Dan]

And finally, Grace C. Donating some Australian cash, saying good morning from Perth. Proud of you, Ethan. Family, shout out to Perth. Shout out to the Australian West Coast. What can I say?

[Ethan Klein]

Thank you.

[Dan]

We love you all down under. Ethan, you want to come? I'm gonna wrap it up here. Thank you to everybody who donated. I'm now gonna send it on back to you.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, thank you, Dan, for setting it on box right now.

[Dan]

Yo, it's producer Dan.

[Ethan Klein]

Every quest comes out in two days.

[Dan]

No, one day.

[Ethan Klein]

One day. I'm taking.

[Hila]

I didn't.

[Ethan Klein]

I didn't tell you guys, but I'm taking off. I'm ending the show tomorrow.

[Dan]

Oh, okay.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, actually, this is the last episode forever because EverQuest is back and it's time to game. You'd be kind of down if I just disappeared EverQuest.

[Dan]

I'll be doing the same thing.

[Ethan Klein]

Anywho, thanks for watching, guys. Thanks to everyone who watched the Oliver Memorial. It was a really good, beautiful, whole song, cathartic event. And yeah, man, it's a heck of a weekend we had. And thanks for tuning in, being here for this one. We have some really fun stuff coming up in the week. More segments, more silly, goofy times to be had, more big Nick. I'm gonna finish that.

[Dan]

We're gonna. It's too good. Do you want to tease what you guys are talking about tomorrow on your True Twos?

[Ethan Klein]

True Twos. Actually, I'm super excited because this is going to be a big. What was his name? David. Yeah, David. Update. There's all kinds of new evidence and text and. And such, and what I've heard is that it's very compelling new addition to the story. So I'm actually looking forward to learning all about that tomorrow on Chew Chew True Twos with me, Kate and Harley. Oh, well, Harley's gone, so me and Kate. Harley's still on a spirit journey. And David and Dave. Yeah, David, of course. How could I forget?

[Harley]

Yeah, yeah. Like, was she just supposed to say, like. Yeah, like, yeah, of course you're gonna.

[Zach's friend]

I don't know.

[Ethan Klein]

Do you want to be there? I know you're following that. Do you want.

[Nate]

Yeah, yeah.

[Harley]

Like, was you just supposed to say,

[Ethan Klein]

do you want to call in or. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, we'll see. Maybe AB Will be there, but. Yeah, yeah, tune in. We'll be live tomorrow at 11 and there's no After Dark today because that's the new schedule. If you don't know now. You know. But yeah, see y' all tomorrow and then be back for another episode on Wednesday for a full docket there. Thank you, everybody, for watching. I really appreciate y'. All. This is Ethan Klein and the whole gang over here in Los Angeles saying tata for now, Sam.