Jared Leto Accused By 9 Underaged Girls - H3 Show #290

Summary

H3 Podcast Episode #290 Summary: "Jared Leto Accused By 9 Underaged Girls"

Date: July 29, 2026
Host: Ethan Klein
Guests/Crew: Hila, Dan, AB, Zac, Tom, Tamara, Lena, Love, David, special cameo by Brian ("Uncle Brian")

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Episode Overview

This episode of the H3 Podcast primarily centers around two major topics: the disturbing new BBC documentary accusing Jared Leto of sexual misconduct with underage girls, and the release of a documentary trailer about infamous YouTuber EDP445’s predatory actions. The episode also covers AB’s harrowing drug-fueled adventure at the Shambhala festival, deep dives into EverQuest MMORPG nostalgia, and features the usual crew banter and listener call-ins. In classic H3 fashion, the show weaves between serious commentary, irreverent comedy, and spontaneous chaos, ending with a special Sloppy Joe taste-test and “Battle of the Balds” teaser.

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Main Segments & Timestamps

1. [00:14:00] Shambhala Festival Recap – Drugs, Paranoia, and Festival Survival

• Guest Focus: AB returns to the show after his "enlightening" (and terrifying) experience at the Shambhala music festival.
  • AB details trying multiple drugs for the first time (“allegedly”): two types of ketamine, cocaine, weed, Molly (ecstasy).
  • Notable quote:

    “So after the first day…I decided to partake in taking drugs that I’ve never taken before. Allegedly.” – AB [00:17:21]

  • AB describes a bad comedown from Molly and festival survival moments, including Harley’s acid-fueled paranoia.
  • Paranoia highlight: Harley becomes convinced a Frenchman is faking his accent to mess with them.
  • AB finds a Reddit post that calms his trip:

    “Hold strong, AB. It comes in waves. You’ll be normal again soon. Probably.” – Reddit Post [00:24:34]

• AB’s festival buddy Harley is off the rails and AB, despite being the newbie, ends up the caretaker.
• Discussion of the notoriously terrible festival food ("gruel" mac & cheese) and running out of supplies.

2. [00:50:00] EverQuest Nostalgia and Gaming Deep Dive

• Ethan and Dan gush over the release of a new version of EverQuest, complete with multiclassing.
  • Old-school MMO stories: time sinks, deaths, in-game addiction, best (and worst) memories.
  • “EverQuestions” and guild talk—crew talks about bringing more people into EverQuest.
  • Crew banter about old MMOs leading to tragic or funny IRL consequences.
  • Notable quote:

    “Those are some of the best memories of my whole life, running around Norath.” – Ethan [01:03:41]

• Hilarious tangent on EverQuest-related deaths and “cheese” gameplay exploits.

3. [01:47:00] The EDP445 Documentary Trailer & Forward

• Ethan introduces the official trailer for Mike Klum’s upcoming documentary on EDP445, infamous YouTuber caught in a pedo sting.
  • Recap of EDP’s career-ending “cupcake” sting.
  • The crew reacts to the audacity of EDP still trying to defend himself and embrace infamy.
  • Discussions about why predators like EDP often evade legal consequences.
  • Notable quote:

    “He was literally here to have sex with a 13 year old. He went to that place…to have sex with a 13 year old, actually.” – Ethan [02:01:36]

4. [02:18:00] Major Segment: Jared Leto BBC Documentary Allegations

• The centerpiece of the episode: multiple women allege sexual predation against Jared Leto, including with minors as young as 16.
  • Detailed breakdown of documentary footage and testimonies:
    • Multiple witnesses: ex-staff, band associates, and accusers.
    • Patterns of targeting teenage girls at concerts, manipulation and control dynamics, secrecy via NDAs.
  • Crew reflects on “open secret” status and Hollywood’s long-time tolerance so long as money kept flowing.
  • Notable quote:

    “If you see some weird, culty, new-age band, it’s so he can have sex with minors. Ten out of ten times.” – Ethan [02:20:51]

  • Discussion of further parallels with historical cases (Harvey Weinstein, Steven Tyler, etc.)
  • Jared Leto’s response: “Absolutely and categorically false.”

5. [03:15:00] Sloppy Joe Tasting & Uncle Brian's Visit

• Crew is joined by [Brian aka "Uncle Brian"] for a Sloppy Joe cookoff: homemade vs. Manwich vs. tofu.
• Lighthearted palate cleanser with plenty of ball jokes and crew reviews.

6. [03:45:00] “Battle of the Balds” Announcement

• Science-based bald-shine-off using a gloss meter between Dan, Tom, and Brian.
• Discussion about lighting fairness and scientific domes.

7. [03:52:00] Listener Call-ins, More Jokes, and Show Snippets

• Telephone chaos: fans call in, lines jam, Gamer Subs questions get cut off mid-call.
• Birthday wishes to Olivia.

8. [04:12:00] Trump at Lindsey Graham’s Funeral – Viral Clips

• Crew watches viral moments from Lindsey Graham's funeral; Trump is unfiltered, awkward, and eats Tic Tacs.
  • Attempts to lip read Trump.
  • Hilarious banter on Trump’s health, presence (and possible odors) at funeral.

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Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• "I decided to partake in taking drugs I’ve never taken before. Allegedly." – AB (discussing Shambhala) [00:17:21]
• "Hold strong, AB. It comes in waves. You'll be normal again soon. Probably." – Reddit Post that saved AB's bad trip [00:24:34]
• “Just look at him. If you see some weird, culty, new-age band, it’s so he can have sex with minors. Ten out of ten times, always." – Ethan (on Jared Leto) [02:20:51]
• "Absolutely and categorically false." – Jared Leto's official statement [03:09:22]
• “Those are some of the best memories of my whole life running around Norath.” – Ethan (on EverQuest) [01:03:41]
• "He was literally here to have sex with a 13 year old." – Ethan (on EDP445) [02:01:36]
• “I bought the game just to reserve the name.” – Crew member on EverQuest devotion [01:55:18]
• “Put sloppy meat on your head, Brian.” – Zach (Sloppy Joe taste-test) [03:26:10]
• "I will gladly go on the record and say I had no idea any of this was going on. I categorically deny it." – David (clearing his name on Jared Leto) [04:31:00]
• “This is a mind-blowing conversation.” – Big Nick (as cut together in "wow" supercut) [04:11:13]

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Episode Themes & Tone

• Tone: A blend of irreverent, self-aware comedy, genuine investigative curiosity, and sharp cultural critique.
• Recurring Topics:
  • Predatory Hollywood Culture: Critique of the system protecting Leto (and earlier, EDP), open secrets, and systemic enablers.
  • Crew Shenanigans: Lighthearted ball jokes, festival horror stories, EverQuest nostalgia.
  • Fan Engagement: Listener call-ins, live feedback via poll, and direct interaction.
• Memorable Running Jokes:
  • The word "categorically" used by every accused celebrity.
  • The “Battle of the Balds” and its scientific rigor.
  • Uncle Brian’s Sloppy Joes and “knows ball” references.

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Key Takeaways

Jared Leto Allegations

• Nine women (ten total) came forward to the BBC with accounts of sexual misconduct, manipulation, and, in some cases, statutory rape — all when they were underaged.
• Patterns of grooming, secrecy (NDAs), and cult-like power over fans described.
• Multiple witnesses, ex-band/staff, and accusers corroborate details.
• Documentary signals a possible “fall from grace” now that Leto is less bankable.
• General reflection on how fame and profit allow these open secrets to fester until profitability wanes.

EDP445 Documentary

• EDP continues to shock by participating in a documentary that doesn’t shy away from showing the extent of his manipulation and crimes.
• Highlights ongoing issue with legal accountability for predators exposed by the internet.

Shambhala & Crew Antics

• AB’s festival story is both a harrowing and hilarious illustration of “gonzo journalism” (per the crew).
• Harley’s acid meltdown (and ensuing paranoia) is highlighted for comedic effect.
• Crew’s EverQuest obsession shows the blurring line between nostalgia and escapism.

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Closing Notes

• Upcoming: “Battle of the Balds” coming Friday, trailer for EDP445 documentary dropping, and more on the Jared Leto story as it unfolds.
• Final banter: Trump funeral clips, show-within-a-show phone chaos, crew supercuts, and “present your elbows” contest.
• Memorable sign-off:

  “We have a lot of fun here, don’t we folks? It’s Wednesday, which means it’s an action-packed day, and After Dark is coming up next…” – Ethan [04:30:10]

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For more: Watch for the Members episode tomorrow (with more Big Nick), and After Dark featuring Shambhala Survivor Harley.

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This summary covers all substantive content discussed on H3 Podcast #290, skipping sponsorships, ads, intros/outros, and other non-content filler.

Transcript

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That sounds bad. Yeah. I'm hoping I'll be back. You were supposed to. You were supposed to come back enlightened. Is that what's happened? Maybe. I think I'm going through some sort of withdrawal. But I'm good. I'm happy to be back, happy to be alive. Yep. We'll have to check in on you in a week and just kind of see if you feel like you've been enlightened or stupefied or lost brain cells. Yeah, okay. Well, how was it overall? Was it a good time? Scary. Yeah. Exciting. It was very exciting and very scary. It was like fun and scary. If I had to sum it up in two words. That's so scary. What was scary about Shambhala? Oh, you know, thinking that I might be dying. Oh, speaking of which, is there supposed to be a white outline on the ferry? Dan's already we. Tamara, shut up. That's not that. She made this beautiful fairy who comes on screen. You're stupid. Yeah, this is Dan's fault. You're stupid, Dan. This is Dan. You're dumb. Dan. Dan. That's it. So tomorrow, you want to explain what you made here? No, because I didn't make this. Well, it's just completely. It's messed up. Derailing. I'm not Dan. You're stupid. You're stupid, Dan. Is this you're dumb. Is this what bugs it? That case? Yes, Tamara. That queso sound bite is so funny. And it's just so good when Dan fucks up. You Know, so Tamara made this wonderful stop motion of the fairy and it was supposed to appear very cutely and obviously with zero, you know, keyed out. But it appears to be in the middle of the screen not keyed out. I have been messing with similar notifications on stream for like four years and I still haven't figured it out. So. I know Dan's Dan, but these things could be tricky here. I'm hearing fairy dust sprinkling. We wanted to figure out a way to thank our donators and members during the show so that there was, you know, one, so that we could acknowledge everybody and two, so that we don't have to do like an hour of thanking people. Let me take a call and see what they think. Hi. Hello. Is this real? Yeah. And the phone doesn't work either. Come on, man, you gotta. You gotta try the new process I did. No, no, don't pick that one up. Just talk through your microphone. I could use the phone too. Don't. Yeah. Oh. Can you hear them? Yeah, they can. Hi. Hey. What's going on? Shout out from Fargo, North Dakota. Oh, Fargo. Sorry. I'm not gonna forget. Yeah, what's good? I just want to say FUPA nation, stand the up right now. FUPA troopas, Gila, Kleiners, Guarley Nation, stand the up. Stand the up. I'm not gonna stand up because a little bit early in the day, but I'm hope I'm trusting people at home are standing up. Thank you for the hype, bro. I appreciate you. God bless you. Stand the up legend. That's the kind of hype we need in the audience, guys. I'll stand up. Yeah, know. Now what? Now what do I do? You could salute to ab. Okay, now what? You should approach each other. Oh, no, never mind. I don't like where this is going already. So we're working on the fairy notification. I see Dan is locked in over there. His eyes are squinted. His face is in the game. He's turning it off. Okay. Are you serious, Dan? After all the work we did, buddy, I like Dan. Dan's cool. Why he. He didn't do anything to help to fix the situation. Thank you for understanding Dan. I really appreciate yo the flies in my apple bag. Check this out. This is called the. Oh, it's already loaded. I don't want to dead fly my apples though, but gives it a little flavor. You want salt in there point blank. Oh, it lift. Oh my God. Where is it? That fly made it so easy for you. I also gave tomorrow a gun which I thought Was a bad idea. It's funny, though. Until someone gets shot in the eye, I feel like. Okay, thank you. Zach, are you gonna eat those apples with the salt? The salt? Why not? I have another bag. Look, I have two bags. Nice. Thank God. I got bags on bags of. I got apple money. Mm. Backup bag. What am I chewing an apple in the middle of a show? I just spit it out. I was just trying to flex on you guys. Sorry. Flex my wealth on you. Yeah. So what was scary about Shambhala? Ab. So after the first day, or somewhere between the first day, I was like, I'm afraid we're not going to get the footage we need and I need to do something. So I decided to partake in taking drugs that I've never taken before. Yeah, bro. Yeah. Quite a list. Do you want to give us a rundown? And this is all allegedly. You know, this is all just hearsay, right? This is just for a good story. But none of this is true. But which drugs did you take? Potentially two types of ketamine. I love that there's two different types. I didn't know that. I didn't either. Potentially cocaine. Okay. Potentially weed and. Or edibles. Okay. And potentially Molly. Now let me ask you this. Fantastic. That's so exciting. And that's your first time trying Molly? That's always been my favorite drug. First time trying all those. Oh, really? Yeah. I mean, except with coke. I tried once, but. Yeah. And weed, I'm assuming. Yeah. And we. Yeah. Wow. So we was to sober me up. Not even kidding. So. So which was your favorite? Molly. That's a great one. Hell of a gal. The thing about Molly or ecstasy that I love is that it's super fun, but it feels really coming down. That's probably what you're feeling. Oh, yeah. I feel like I'm going through some sort of withdrawals. No, it's. It feels horrible coming down. That's why I kind of. You stop doing at a certain age because it. The. The come down becomes worse than the high, you know? Yeah. I. I don't know how, like, common it is for someone to do it, like in their 30s, like late 30s for the first time, but I don't know. It's just weird. Yeah. Yeah. Like, was you just supposed to say that's how I sounded all weekend? But yeah, like, yeah, of course you're gonna. Yeah. So what was it? Okay. But you tried them all. We liked Molly. So was that. That call was all real. I'm assuming you guys are actually in debt. $3,500 or Harley is. It's. Harley is. Yeah, Harley is. Yeah. Well, he is that. He has epic meal time money. Yeah. He acts broke, but he's not broke. I don't know. I had a robin back. Yeah, I know he stole money from you guys. Yeah, don't let him, don't let, don't, don't let him convince y' all that you're broke. That's for everybody at Shambhala. That guy has bacon weave money. You know what I mean? I'm just glad the drug dealer got his money back. Oh, yeah, yeah. Now let me ask you this. We're. At any point, were you guys actually listening to music? Oh, yeah, yeah. Non stop. In the morning, night. Like the last day before we left, when the music was off, it was so weird. Yeah, because it's just constant. It's constant all day. You can't, you don't, you don't even have a choice if you're going to listen to it or not. There's like four different stages constantly playing music. But was there any point where that was like the focus, where you're like, oh, let's go listen. I'm just going to sit here and listen to music. Yeah. I think mine was survival. But Harley was definitely like. He kept telling me like, bro, isn't this sick? And I'm like, yes. Did you think Harley's there for the music or the drugs? It's hard to tell. Both. Yeah, both. Well then he's in the right place, I guess. Yeah. I was trying to work, work myself up to acid, but I saw how much it up Harley and I was like, never mind, don't. Nobody needs that. Dump him out. Dumped out his brain. Yeah, it was scary. Harley was scary. He's a big guy. Like, yeah, he's supposed to be taking care of me. And I was, and he did at some points, but a lot of times I was taking care of him as well. And he's a, he's a big dude to like reel in. Oh, yeah. Oh, he's so sweet and like un. Let's say unthreatening in a sober, normal mind. But on acid, you know, he, I understand, can be unpredictable. Yeah, he wasn't like aggressive. He was just more like he was. Thought everyone was after him. That's crazy. That's so dangerous. That sounds like scary as fuck. Like if you're actually paranoid where you think everybody's fucking with you. Yeah, that's a, that's a bad trip. But he's a soldier, he moves, he. You Know, he gets. He gets through it. Like, if I had a bad trip like that, I feel like it would me up forever, and I would just, like, never do acid again. There was one time where I. Not from acid. I forgot what I was on, but I thought I was gonna be stuck that way forever. And then I went on Reddit, and I swear I thought I was tripping. There was a post that said, ab, you're gonna be okay. This is temporary. And I was like, my God, I showed it to Harley. I'm like, is this. Am I actually reading this or am I tripping balls? But that helped, so I appreciate it. Wait, so there was a post? There was a post? Yeah, there was a post that said. Yeah, it was like, perfect timing. What were you tripping on? I think there was, like, a mix of ketamine and coke and weed. And so you were, like, out of your mind, and then you randomly went on the subreddit and there was a post? Yes. That's bizarre. Are you sure that post is real? Oh, Nate found it. Let's see. That's you. This is a little preview. If you can see my eyes. Yeah, no, I. I see it. Hey, looks like. You know what, Ab? For the first time, though, this. This might be a big. For you. Your eyes are closed, right? Closed all the way, Right? How nice is that? Which you just supposed to say, harley at Shambhala. That motherfucker is not French. How do people know about this? I said it on the show yesterday. So apparently this. You were not being hyperbolic. He was paranoid that people were changing their accents and stuff. So, yeah, we were at this. Something forest. Fractal forest, I think it's called. And there was this French guy said, excuse me. He goes. He showed his phone, and he goes, you know where the forest is? And Harley's like, what? And he goes, we're in the forest now. And he. And then, like, he goes, oh, okay. Thank you so much. But in French accent. And then like, Harley's like, wait, why are you asking for it if we're here? And I was like, you're good. Thank you. And I was like, pushing the guy away. And Harley's like, that guy's fucking with us. He's not French. I'm like, bro, he's French. I'm like, I literally saw a different language on his phone. He goes, no, he could have done that with Google. Oh, my God. And we. We had a back and forth about this for a good half hour. Well, so what? Was your Sherpa there, too? As A third party? No, no. He fell asleep early every night. He's sober. Yeah, yeah, he was sober. He would sleep early every night. Here's the post. Apparently that saved you in your hour of need. Hold strong, AB. It comes in waves. You'll be normal again soon. Probably. This is the one that helped you. I think there's a caption under it. It said probably. It wasn't even, like, certain. Wait, is this the one? Is there a caption? Yeah, you commented on this one. Oh, you commented on it. Oh, yes. I can't even begin to explain how much this spoke to me right now. Okay, so that must be the one. I didn't even remember commenting on it. I feel like this would make me more anxious. You'll be normal again soon. Probably. What does it mean, probably? Also the gift, bro. Yeah, the gift. Yeah. The gift is not. That would settle me. Let's see. Does it get. It comes in waves. Yeah, exactly. So when we. We. When I finally agreed, fuck it, I'll. I'll do whatever. I was like, these people don't know me. They don't know who I am. I'm covered. My face is covered. So I lift my mask, I do whatever. And then I'm. So. I'm fucked up. And I see this post, and I'm chilling, and then I go outside and they're asking what I do for a living. And he goes, holy. I know who. One of the guys goes, I know who you are. You're. You're AB. And I'm like, yeah. I'm like, my life. And he goes, I'm a huge Hassan fan. Oh, no. The worst possible outcome. I'm like, I'm not doing this right now, dude. That's the worst possible. I'm like, I'm literally not doing it. Damn, dude. Oh, that's great. How do Hassan fans afford to go to that festival? It sounds expensive. Shut the up. Just 40 are unemployed, last I checked. And they're Jewish. Not all of them, certainly. Anyway, sorry, sorry. See you see? Just. Just this guy mentioning it is already killing the vibe in this office. Reminds me of another guy. Who? Some guy. You don't know him. His name is E10. I don't feel that way about you. You can't fuck with me no more after this weekend, my man. You're the one that told me the guy. Can't you. This is your story I'm reacting to. No, I know. I'm just around the. Did I do nothing? You were trending on Twitter that day, and I didn't Help my high either, but. Yeah. Why? For the Oliver tree thing? I. Maybe. Yeah. I don't know. It was all a blur. You did good at that, though. I watched that with Tyler, who also knew Oliver, so it was nice. Oh, he did. Everybody knew Oliver somehow. It's crazy. Wait, what was I trending on Twitter for? I think. I think it was that. Okay, good. I don't know. I'm. What? I'm so off social media, which is good, but I do miss some things. I just thought it was funny. They said it didn't help his high. Yeah. Was it? Because you probably got you worried about whatever I did. Eh? Yeah. When I see your name on Twitter, I'm just like. I mean, to be fair, it's 90 times out of 10 something bad. Yeah. Oh, thanks for the kind remarks, though. Yeah. I sent you that video. That was from the heart. When you sent me that video, did you know it was funny and absurd, or did you. Were you just genuinely, without a thought, being like, hey, man, you did really good? Well, Harley surprised me when he threw in. Hey, you did really good, man. Because I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't know if he watched it at that point. That's just a supportive friend because me and Tyler were watching it together. I have. Lord knows where the fuck he was. Yeah. What you're experiencing now is very real. Five days ago. Life will never be the same. Godspeed. Well, so. But you had fun, right? Yeah. Would you. Would you do that if it wasn't for work? No, I wouldn't have done that. Yeah. Yeah. I wanted. Since, you know, I'm doing more segments now, I wanted to come out guns blazing. Yeah. It's you. Drugs blazing. It's what Kate said. You're doing some legit gonzo journalism there. Yeah. Mm. Wow. Yeah. Our RV was a nightmare. The power kept going out. There was no running water the whole time. It was. We ran out of food on the, like, the second day. That's. Bet that's poor planning. There's three people on an rv. It is very poor planning. What the hell's going on? What exactly did Harley do except buy drugs? He had a good time and, oh, shit, the flies back. He's showing me the ropes. Can you buy food there? What's it like? Yeah. Which Harley argues is good. I have yet to try the good food. Harley just texted me. Ab, are you back at work today, bro? Are you even watching the show, Harley? Yeah, we're talking about you. I'm trying to find a picture of the Food. The good food. A lot of fans. That was cool. As AB searches for food and meaning. I'll tell you today that. That I'm hearing background static. Thank you. All right, let's move on. If you find that clip, you tell me. But anyway, AB's got a ton of footage. He's putting it all together, and we are going to. Oh, he found the food. And we are going to have a. Ew. What the hell is that? Gruel, bro. Even Oliver Twist wouldn't eat that shit. The fuck kind of jail ass fucking nasty plate of food is that? Did you eat that? That's probably the best thing I had there. Why is it like soup? It's the Mac and cheese. How much was that? Do they. Do they upcharge? I think it was like, 18 bucks. Yeah, monsters were 10 bucks. To be. To be fair, it can't be easy to get all the supplies up in the middle of nowhere, but we had an RV with a fucking fridge. We should have. I don't know. You guys didn't have an excuse. Yeah, but whoever cooked this macaroni slop. Oh, my God, man. That's the nastiest macaroni and cheese I've ever seen. Maybe acid and cheese. Everyone kept all the food orders. They kept saying av. I don't know. I mean, I can't pronounce my B's. Mac. Av. Where the chef's high probably. Oh, my God. Oh. What really tripped me out is one day someone was like, ODing or something and security was all around them, and I was by myself because I was looking for Harley. So I was, like, tripping out and I kind of got closer, and the security guard goes, ab, I'm so sorry. Can you step back a little bit? And I was like, how the. Does he know my name? And then I looked at. I'm like, is that me on the floor? Like, I thought I was having, like, an outer body. Oh, my God, dude. And he goes. He goes. He goes. So sorry, ab. He goes. I'm a huge fan. Can I. Actually, could you wait around here? I want to get a picture with you. I was like, oh, yeah, for sure. But it tripped me the fuck out. And what were you on in that moment? I can't track anything. I don't know. And, Lena, how does hearing all this make you feel? Are you. Are you sad you missed it? Not sad. I missed. Like, would I have wanted to be there? Oh, no, not that. But I'm just glad he's okay. I didn't tell her I was doing Anything until after the call yesterday into the show. Yeah, I planned on telling her, but I didn't want to worry her, so I was going to wait till I got home. I know Lena's so chill. She would never. Yeah, no, she didn't care. But I would like to see Lena on ketamine and Molly and see what that's like talking. That's next shamball, you know what I mean? Sending Lena now you have a Sherpa now, an experienced climber there with you. We're going to put you on ketamine, A through Z. All of the varieties of any of those drugs. Would you do any of them again? Probably not. Probably not. Maybe. No. Were you ever scared that. Yeah, the whole fucking. You're gonna die? Yeah. No, especially there was one night where Harley was, like, still going hard, and I was like, okay, I gotta go back to the trailer. So I walked back to the trailer by myself, and it felt like a hundred years, my own odyssey back to that fucking trailer. Then I go in the trailer thinking, tyler will be there to take care of me, and he wasn't there. And I was alone and I was very afraid till he got back, like, hours later. But good times. It sounds awful, if I'm being honest. No, no, it was sick. We went on stage the last night Shout Out. DJ Susan, who brought us on stage. Okay. You guys were getting some. Some special treatment there. Yeah. Nice. That sounds like good footage there. Wow. Yeah. Did you ever think Harley was gonna die? Uh, no. I mean, not like from the drugs, maybe like falling off stage or something. Impaling himself. Or maybe you maybe were just afraid. It sounds like he just got aggressive and confused and delusional. Yeah. I don't want to spoil too much, but we got. We were in costume one of the nights, and we were arguing, and I realized halfway through arguing, I was in character but not serious. Okay. The next day he said, babe, look. That's where we got in our first fight. My God. So you guys were actually fighting, eh? No, just disagreeing about whether French men were messing with us or not. But it sounds like you were objectively right. Oh, I. The next day, when he was sober, I'm like, now, can we have this conversation? And he stuck to his guns. And I was like, bro, I had Tyler come. Come be the judge. And Tyler agreed with me, so. Yeah. Come on, bro. Random people, just. Okay, what? Whatever. Guys, if you ever see Harley at a festival, from now on, it is your job to approach him and pretend to have an accent and ask him, ask him for directions to where you are. That's how you say gloves in French. G. Do that. Do that now forever, and that'll be a really fun time. Well, there it is. Maybe you're back with your. Your wife, your dog. Yes. Oh, my God, you look blasted here. Your eyes are, like, unfocused. So someone in the comments, the original poster actually sent the video. He ambushed me with a cameo while I was fucked up. It's further down in the comments. Oh, the cameo from Harley. Yeah. So he did this. Okay. He's working, he's. He's getting paid. And we have the. We have it here. Yeah, I think it's. It's somewhere in the comments there. The original poster. Anyways. Oh, look at this. Bonus. Yeah, bonus. Dad. Yeah, I was gonna say no for you. I'll buy you a drink. We're not up charging them. Oh, my God. I don't drink. No, like, like, I meant like lemonade. I think you're on. If I had to guess, I would say ketamine, probably. There was this little spray I kept spraying in my nose. I'm not sure what was in there. Sounds like that was the ketamine. Probably. She's going to teach. Oh, you're gonna kill it. And no, it's sad. Everyone at the school was. They died in a school fire. Oh, she wants them kids. And then I got afraid. I'm like, did the actual kids die in a school fire? Because I just said kids. Yeah. No, actually it was. There was a bunch of kids that died in a fire. That's crazy. You're trending on Twitter. I was asking him at night, I'm like, bro, did those kids really die in a fire? Because I said, those kids, you can't send that. Wow. Well, I'm so excited to see the footage. It sounds like you really. You really went there and did the thing. God bless you. You know? And now Harley's trying to get me to pay for his whole ass trip. We have to see about that. Yeah. Let's see. Wow. Well, what else we got here today? Thank you. AV for and welcome back. Thank you. Good to be back. Just in time for Everquest, which I did play all night, baby. Let's go. Right. Dan, how late did you stay up? I don't want to say pretty late. Tent said, be a coward. Let's just maybe. Let's say I headed upstairs around 2:00'. Clock. Two? Yeah. Okay. It's not as bad as I thought. Maybe a little later. But, Dan, I fear maybe 2, maybe 2:30. She was sleep. I was asleep. So he's trying to. No, no, he doesn't want me. Okay, I'll be. No, the real time was 2:30. It was 2:30. I went upstairs. I took. I went upstairs. How do I know that's the real time? Okay, fine. It was 4:30. 4:30. Time is a precious thing. That was 2:30. But I had so much fun and it's just. It's just the. Perfect. I'm just so happy to be back. Hila. What did you. You saw the graphics? You saw. Saw me playing it for a bit. I like it. It's so cute. Like, it looks really old school. It is. It is very old. It came out in 1999. His guy is like old as fuck. Big guy, huge ogre told him it really looks like he's slow. Yeah, his name is slow. So Ogre EverQuest original graphics. I'm gonna show you guys what it looks like. Yeah, I'm not, not going to get too far into this, but just to show you guys. Oh, this guy's geared the up anyway here. This is like what my guy sounds. Looks like. Hey there. I have no idea what this video is. Hey there. Oh yeah, here's. This is the. Oh, this is. This is the upgrade. We haven't gotten to this part yet. This is the new upgrade pack. We can only dream of it. Looking up. I kind of love the. The graphics. Yeah, dude, I love this game. It's so. Look at this, look at that. Yeah, so this, by the way, the new right ones don't look. Dude, the ones on the left look way better. So this is what my guy looks like, essentially. I got the one that's smiling all silly like, oh my God, the old ones look so much better. Who the fuck wants to look like? Wow, what are we doing? Yeah, you want to see what my guy looks like? Yeah. Yeah. What race are you? I'm a fucking frog, bro. Frog lock check in. I'm a fucking frog, dude. This one's kind of a pseudo nuevo froggy, A neo vintage because frog block was not a playable class in the original. But they. Yeah, that one's just for the memes, but they've included it for fun and I, I actually really like it. Yeah, I like that they did that, but I love it. I'm on. I'm on Freeport. Dan is on Freeport. My name is slow. Hit me up. I will not. I had people met, whispering and telling me I didn't have time because I was in battle and I was getting lots of messages. But just look for me. Well, people were asking if we got the name Deez. No, I actually tried. Somebody had already grabbed it. Oh, man. I like slow, though. I saw lots of ogres running around, which was so funny. I never played the game. I saw that, too. There's a lot of ogres. Just really? Yes, demonic ogres. But the names, people were not walking around with the four letters. That's not assumed. Don't assume that everybody has a four letter name, you know, because we don't. God, I wish I had Fart. If you got Fart and you happen to see this message me, I will pay you. You'll buy that name? I will. I'll pay you for fart. It's so important to me to have fart. Fuck. Anyway, so that. So that's what I was doing. And I'm gonna do that tonight. Again, apologies, Hila. It's just. It's my life now. Yeah. I need to apologize. Thank you. Thank you. Put the kids in bed and I run to the basement. Ethan, thank you very much. Honestly, I told Ethan I like it when he's down there because then it forces me to go there. And that's what. When you were working on the nuke? That's when I was painting. So I kind of need that because I'm so tired by the time the kids go to sleep. But that's the only time to do something extra for ourselves. I mean, same. I never had the energy to go in the basement, but now with Everquest calling my name, ooh. It took me a little bit of a time to get into it. Eh, Dan? I was getting my ass creamed in the newbie zone for a minute. Wait, so you're actually playing in the same area together? We're on the same server. We're in the same world, we're in different locations. But not for long. I'm going to be traveling to where Dan is and we can party up. You could run into each other. Garrett, Mike's off. Oh, yeah, of course. It's a whole beautiful open world. So fun. Dan, I can't hear you. Yeah, sorry. I said yeah. It wasn't that important. Commentary. Thank you. Addressed it. Yeah. This is so me tonight. I'm going to stay up past my bedtime. F the bedtime. That's so sick. The thing is that you were already staying up that late, so you're saying it like it will shock me. I mean, you always stay that late. It's true. So I'm just further away. So maybe it's docking I don't know. So that's what's good. Let me. Let me check on a call. Hello, is Ethan Klein speaking. How can I help you? Oh my God, they're gone. Bro, you got to hit the hang up. I'll try another one. Hello? This Ethan Klein speaking. What in God's fucking name is happening? Oh, you're talking about. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. I heard dial up when you answered. What's going on? Yeah, I did. Did you hear that, Dan? Yeah, it sounded like you were saying that to him. No. Yeah. What the fuck is going on, dude? I apologize for that. I apologize for that greeting, but what's going on? Since you're talking about games, I was just thinking you guys should play Halo and Dan can show off his skills. Not talking about any other games. Thank you for the call. Yes, Halo. What are we talking about? You trying to get Dan off EverQuest? I want Dan on EverQuest. I'm not playing the 20th remake of the original Halo. I don't give a fuck. It's EverQuest. They've lost me. They've lost me. Dude, I was the biggest Halo guy you could imagine, but they just keep remaking the same game, you know? I want EverQuest. Can you explain again why you're playing it again? I forget. The graphics are the same. So what's new? Even answer that. It's a big topic, Hila, if you really want to get into it. This is a special version of the game that supports multiclassing. So what does that mean? That means that instead of just picking one character, now I realize why, like a warrior, a ranger, a wizard, or a bard, you instead pick two and then later you add a third. Hila, you ask. Let him you ask. So sorry. Anyways, you pick three different classes and you can pick from a whole wide variety of archetypes and combine them to kind of create your own class. It's a level of customization that was previously unseen. Also, it's a power fantasy. That's what they call it? Yeah, they call it a power fantasy because the character having the abilities of three classes instead of just one is. Is actually much more powerful. So you get to experience. So the game, traditionally super hardcore, very hard, very punishing, but now you get to replay it with all the magic and nostalgia, but you're more powerful. You're like a one man army, but you can still group up. So there's like raid bosses that I never even got to do because they were too hard and I didn't have like A strong enough guild. But I can go kill those people endgame by myself. Wow. And get a cloak of flame. So they're letting you officially cheese? Yes. No. Yes. Oh, no. Okay, I thought we were saying no, it's not cheese. It's not that at all. Why is she trying to diminish our accomplishments? Not cheese. Cheese implies that you've done something unscrupulous to get so powerful. Unscrupulous. Okay, I guess. Giant pussies. Why would you say that? I really like the game. In fact, I don't even know why I'm here. Frankly, if it was up to me, I would turn off and go home. I don't need to be here. You don't tempt Zach with a good time. Look, back then when I was playing EverQuest, when I was like 15, I was like, all I want in life is enough money to never have to worry about work so I can play EverQuest all day. Well, guys, don't. That is interesting. That is interesting. It is happening, isn't it? But they call it every a crack because it's such an addictive game. And back in the day, there was really crazy stories. Like people were dropping dead in their bedrooms because they weren't refusing to stop playing. Wasn't there really, like, hold on, let me find these articles. Is that a story your mom told you? No, no, no, no, no. I'm telling. I'm so like, Ethan Wawa has a couple of those too. I know that you want to play, but you know that somebody actually died. No, no, this is real playing everQuest extreme player. Is Sean Balog playing? Yes. Oh, he is. Yes. And he's on my server. Oh, really? Yes. Oh, we're halfway. We're halfway to a guild, bro. I know we're best with five of us at level 50. We can fucking rate it. We can do anything. We can. Tier 4, any boss. The world's our oyster. Yeah. And by the time we're fully pimped out in plane of air. Yeah, Stacks. Then Kunark's gonna be out. Perfect. Kunark. It's the first expansion. Hila. Grab your element, Kunark. Hila. Come on. Keep up EverQuest Extreme player headlines. When something bad or shocking happened because they've played. I have heard a lot about how you and Sean used to play. Yeah, this is it. For hours. Hours. An hour. This game single handedly disproves the thing. It's like when you grow up and you spent thousands of hours playing EverQuest, how much are you going to regret that you wasted Your time. None. Zero. None. Zero regret. Those are some of the best memories of my whole life is running around Nora. Yeah. Her mom was an idiot. Do you agree with me, Dan? Unironically? Yeah, I guess so. I don't know. It's hard to say. Dan, your life is full of so many possibilities. Maybe something better was out there. But is there a multiverse where I never picked up EverQuest and became like. I don't know. President perhaps? Nobody wants. I don't want to be president. Yeah, nobody wants that anyways, so I feel like I'm in a good timeline already. Yep. Feel like cha cha Pati's been slow lately. You're looking for the darkest ever quest took over someone's life life news stories. All right, Here we go. EverQuest produced some genuinely horrifying the game swallowed real life headlines. Here are the strongest documented cases. Father guilty and death of son. Oh, that's not good at all. 2001 Tony Bragg Senior was playing EverQuest when his nine month old son's crying interrupted. Oh no, I don't want to hear about that. I'm not reading the rest. So not please. Oh my God. True choose was yesterday. It's actually way worse than you even think it's gonna be. Oh my God. But let's just suffice to say the baby did not get in the way of EverQuest. Wow. Although prison did. Really? Did the game play a role in a suicide? 21 year old Sean Wooley died by suicide while sitting at his computer with EverQuest running. He had reportedly quit his job, been evicted and played almost continuously. His mother blood blame compulsive gaming considered suing Sony although he also had other things going on including schizoid personality disorder which sounds like a lot was going on. EverQuest forever crack. 2002 CBS reported that Woolies sometimes played 12 hours daily. That's beginner. 12 hours daily. That's nothing. It's literally nothing. That's so funny. In 2002 they're like an unspeakable untold two 12 hours a day. Who. Who among us hasn't done pulled 12 hour days gaming? Who? I did that while going to school. Yeah, exactly. I did too. I mean I probably. I'm in the middle of one right now. I'm playing on this computer. So many of my friends playing EverQuest by the way were multi just working and multi boxing. Oh true. They were older. A lot of them were older. Yeah. Um, that was my dream when I was a kid to afford multi box so I could play multiple accounts. 2. Well, we don't need to do that anymore because the new version. But yeah, they actually have it on the server. Yeah. Surprisingly, a survey cited in the story found 37% of respondents considered themselves addicted while 27% thought they probably were. Shut up. CBS game cited a recent death. 2003, 3 year old Brianna Cordell died from heat exposure after entering and become trapped in a closed car. What is this? Police said her mother had been playing EverQuest for more than two hours without knowing where her daughter was. She faced felony man slaughter. Yeah, it was crazy. It sounds like it was the kid's fault. Well, you know, I mean, how old was the kid? Said like four or something. I don't know. Old enough. Three. Three years ago. Yeah, whatever. Three years. I can't even joke like that. That's horrible. Other shocking accounts. Husband allegedly played EverQuest in the delivery room while his wife was giving birth. I mean they were probably raiding. Yeah, I mean the Nagafin spawn was probably up. Yeah, and that old one, if you didn't get it, someone else did. Yeah, true. A player's wife reportedly had an affair with her in game husband contributing to the destruction of their marriage. That all right, you guys, we do have Nate. I'm almost done. A high school student stopped trying to keep us on track for an entire semester, sometimes going a week without bathing or eating properly. He later sold three characters for 4,500. Well, that sounds like a happy ending. Gamer journalist Mike Faye said EverQuest helped consume his life. He lost his car, quit his job, became malnourished, destroyed a relationship and eventually moved back in with his parents, all while continuing to log in. He later emphasized that he used to the game to escape underlying problems. Well, yeah, no shit. 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Should we talk about EverQuest? Is there anything else you want to say? No. Don't push. What? What happened? Why did you just gasp in horror Tomorrow? Just. I just was. I just saw the. The chat. What's happening in chat? So I let the crew know that Brian is coming. Our brother in law today. Yeah. And he made. He said he made sloppy joes for the crew. Oh, I heard he's got. He's bringing sloppy joes. How nice is that? What? Yeah, he's bringing sloppy joe. So I'm gonna give it a try. Oh well. But okay. Yeah. What do you say? If you don't like it, you still have to try my sloppy joes. Okay. Bring it. Feed me, but at least I'll have something to compare it to. I doubt yours is better than his, just to be fair. But I'm a woman. That's true. Exactly. I don't general. I don't generalize. What does that mean? Well, you should. I was thinking I need to make an EverQuest gaming channel and I just need to get. I need to monetize this because this is going to be my whole life basically for the next, I don't know, year or two. Well, you have the Ethan Klein channel, so just live stream every request there. Yeah. Hey guys, it's me. Today I'm camping on. No, I'm camping a no camp and they're conning me yellow so I'm going to have to pull them one at a time. Wait, are nulls in EverQuest? Bet you're fucking sweet ass there. They're in. Wow. Too G N O L O. EverQuest invented this game, man. Well, who cares? We. Well, wow. Killed it. Anyway, let me talk. So basically we have the EDP trailer coming up and friend of the show who made this, Mike Klum is going to be coming on afterwards. Jared Leto's in deep, deep trouble. I was shocked, stunned this morning to learn Mike Kluma is coming on when the. When the documentary drops. Not today. Jared Leto. I was shocked. I was troubled. I was absolutely gobsmacked on the floor crying and screaming when I found out Jared Leto has been credibly accused by multiple women of misconduct. Underage girls. I'm just. I'm. He. He's something we always suspected. But not you. I don't know what you're talking. I was so stunned. I said not Jared. Not Jared. Who's we? No, we did. We did Suspect it. I mean, to be honest, I almost, like, just accepted it as a matter of fact that he was having sex with minors. I didn't. I never even had. I didn't even need that. I just assumed that was true, everybody. But it is, apparently. What was surprising to me about the headline was I was like, doesn't everybody already know that? But these are. These are real women coming forward with the council. Shout out to Jared Leto, who should be going to jail anyway for what he did to Joker. That was. I don't want to say way worse. Oh, God. So we shouldn't. But. But I don't. That was really bad. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It was. I'm not gonna say it was worth. It was comparable. Thank you, Dan. Thank you. I mean, it was so bad, right? You know, just so bad. Trump at Lindsey Graham's funeral is very funny. He goes. There's so many funny clips. Lindsey Graham is laid to rest in his coffin. And Trump goes up and he goes like, ta, ta for now. See you later, old pal. The video footage is amazing. We got lots of goofs and gaffes, too. Also Friday, very excited about this. We have a segment coming up, Battle of the Balds. Tomorrow's been working on this one. We are going to buff. It's a ball. Polish their domes. It's a ball dog. And it's gonna be very scientific. We got an extremely expensive light. No, we didn't get that. No. Oh, it was like 700. I said you could get it. I know, but Dan did some research and we have the proper tools that we have something better. It just happened to be cheaper. Okay, good, because that was a little ridiculous. And in case you were wondering, it's going to be between Dan and Tom. Yes. And so we're buffing, we're lubing, we're trying to create again, I've said, been called out on the show for saying this, but it is the correct scientific term. The albino. The albino effect, how much light reflects off the dome. You've never said that. I've never heard you say that. No. You guys. I was right about it. You guys were like, what is that? Albino? This is the first time I ever heard you. Yeah. Does anybody remember that? I have. No. People know. I don't remember. I don't. The albedo effect measures how well surface reflects sunlight back into space. You just said albino. No, I didn't. I said albedo. You just. I did not say albino. Everyone heard you say said albedo. It's okay. Everyone messes up. You guys didn't even know this was a word. Wait, Galia type. You did say albino. Wait, Galia. He did. Back. Send it back. Send it back. It's not your fault, Mike Klum, if you didn't know. Did the Boogie document that documentary that Everybody loved? Yeah. EverQuest. You're so ADD, are you today? Holy. I just saw a note. You didn't get a lot of sleep? I saw a note from Nate. When you're talking about, well, I don't. Listen, I'm doing a show here. I can't. You know what I mean? I did think it was a good note. Yes. You had originally. Let me just take over for a second here. You had originally requested a light meter to reflect the. To measure the amount of reflection off of our domes. Yeah. Which I thought would be the best way. But after a little bit of research, I discovered that that wouldn't be fair because the light meters simply measure the total amount of light coming off of an area or surface, which would be highly impacted by variations in our skin tone. I'm a bit paler than Tom, and so that would give me an unfair advantage by just measuring pure light. So instead, what I found is that there is a device called a gloss meter that specifically measures an object's shininess, essentially how much light bounces off of that surface, and that is more neutral. And so I believe that this will give a more scientific reading of whose dome is actually shining the brightest. Now, what is that used for in the real world when not being used to measure domes? I don't know exactly the applications. I think there might be some medical applications. That's how we're using it. Or industrial. Because in some of the demos I was seeing, they were using it to, like, see how shiny, like, a metal surface is and stuff. So maybe if you need to know that for some calculation, I don't know. It's obviously a very niche thing. We have a niche use for it, and others do, too. You know what I mean? No, I'm not an expert if there are any. I think this is what type of scientists study. Like, I think it's made for luxologists out there. Well, at any rate, battle of the balls. Tune in on Friday. It's gonna be a lot of fun. I'm very excited about this. So back to doing contests. Oh, tomorrow for members. I guess people want me to move on from the big nick. I could watch that all day. So we're gonna watch it for members, which will be fun. I Just want to watch. Oh, tomorrow? Yeah. Okay, sure. I don't want to skip a second of it. Stack. Stop typing. EverQuest. I want to start playing it too. You should. It's super fun. He's just typing it to just try. I've seen lots of first timers trying takes. The thing is, it takes a lot to get immersed into it because me and Dan come with, obviously, a lot of prior knowledge, but once everything starts to connect and you see how vibrant and alive and how the community, how the world is, you're going to fall in love. Any questions? How many people can be in a guild? Oh, my God. I don't know if there's a limit. Good question, though. Anyone else? When you ask a question about the game, is it called an Ever Question? Whoa. That's awesome, Zach. That's awesome. No, it's not. Yes, it is. It's just a question. You think? You haven't even played. I know, sorry. I just liked it. It's just a question. Thank you. Tomorrow. Any other questions before we move back off of EverQuest? Is the game playable on Steam Deck? No, it's not. So then how am I gonna play it? Guess you can. On a computer. On a computer. Oh, my God. God, how old school. All right, we're moving past. You guys are just killing the vibe now. That's why we gotta go down to the basement, because it's gotta be on a PC. Okay. I'd be so funny if everybody starts playing and then we just cancel the podcast. Everyone starts playing in your basement. Yeah. Yeah. This show is under attack and you guys are not understanding it. EverQuest is a threat to this. You think about trying it because you're down there. You got your computer right there. You're right. One of us needs to take care of the kids. If we both. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. Do you think your kids are old enough to play it? No. No, but they are getting there. Teddy is getting really good. I think gaming, it's. It's kind of. There's a lot of complicated stuff going on there. I would say like 13 maybe. They don't have a computer yet. How old is he? 37. Seven. Okay. Yeah, I guess he's a gamer. I was trying to remember in 1999. I guess I would have been. Yeah. That's when I was born. Do the math. 12 or 13. That's when I started playing wow at 8. Okay. Yeah, but wow is a new. Is a Bluebee game. We call that Bluebee game no. 1. I started it's a game for babies. It is when we call it Bluebee. Care Bear game. Oh, my God, love. Just tell him to move on already. Right, for the clips. I don't recall no Dan on the views. Stop. On the PvP server, we used to call the regular ones Care Bear servers because it wasn't hardcore enough. Got it. Do you have any questions about EverQuest? No, thank you. Not really. I love that. Is there a lot of destruction and like death in the game? Oh, yeah. Really? Oh, yeah. Like cracking skulls and shit. Oh, yeah, baby. Wait, so are you playing on a PvP server right now? There's no PvP servers on this. So what? So this is lackey. Whatever you call it. Care Bear. Care Bear game. That was just not my choice. Yes, Care Bear. I like. Can you do it or no? Yeah, you can do it. You can do. You can go up to anyone and. And slash duel. And then you have an official duel. There's a countdown and everything. It's only have to consent or no. Yeah, they have to consent. So then everybody you. And then it announces it so everybody can gather around and watch the duel. I might just play it to win a duel against you. Come on. I have my name reserved. Come on. I have. I have Fika reserve. Oh, wait, you did. Wait, don't you have to buy it to reserve? You have to buy it to reserve. I bought it. Oh, you bought it. Well, then why don't you play? Well, you know, I might have to start. Well, you bought it, for Christ's sake. Well, just to reserve the name. It's a monthly subscription. Like an aura thing. Well, it's $20 to buy and then it's 20. $10 a month. Yeah, and you get the first month. Oh, where's that fly? It keeps coming between my table and your table. It's like fly. He keeps coming over here too. One goddamn fly. Where did it. It's like. Because I just typed it. It disappeared. It knew. No. Yeah, he's a. He's a. He's a wily. Stop it. I hate that. Anyway, where is it now? We do have stuff to do here, but one more question. Yeah. I don't like the game. Would you refund me? Because you're kind of selling me on it. You want? Well, I mean, yeah, it's just like 20 bucks. I'll give you 20 bucks if you don't like it. Okay. Can I play on Mac? No, it's old school, baby. Already asked those questions. Yeah, yeah, I'll refund you. Nate. That's How? That's how much this game means to me. I'll take a call. Check it out. Hi, this is Ethan Klein speaking. Hi, Ethan. I actually. I wanted to let you know something to. Big Nick is so funny, and I had no idea how crazy he was. Oh, man. Yeah. Keep watching it, please. You want me to finish? Well, we could do a poll. You want me to keep watching? I watch that all day. We could do a poll. Do it, love. Throw. Pull. Well, I gave you the. The numbers. Yours dropped last time we did it, but it was also later in the show. Do a poll. Anyway, I'm curious what the people think. They don't know their own. Oh, she's right, though. Big Nick is funny. All right, thanks for the call. I appreciate that. What? Izzy and I got my package, and I have to say, it was amazing. And thank you guys so much. Oh, wait, is it VIP member who got something? Oh, you got a. What did. What did we send you? I got a lovely sweater vest. I got a sweatshirt and two T shirts, and I wear them constantly. Yeah, let's go. Thank you. I appreciate that. Appreciate you guys. I see an Everquest. See you in Nora. The land, the content. I actually did a poll. We were debating if we should have a EDP title or Jared Leto title, and I did a poll. Let's see what it did. Oh, wow. It's a total split on if we should. Oh, baby. Yo, Zach. You. You. Dan, you gotta hear this. EverQuest has the most satisfying level up sound, bar none. Oh, so you never forget you played that with sound? No, I have sound effects on, just not music. Oh, okay. Well, that's not what you've said in the past. That is. What? Do you hear that, Dan? No. I do like that. No, I don't. Why the don't you hear it? I don't know. Oh, yeah, there it is. Yeah. Is that the. The best sound? Pure dopamine, bro. It's not the best sound. I do like it. If I can't type EverQuest, I'm going to play Sounds Request. Yo, you know what? You could do it. No, no, I'll stop talking about it. But if you could just type ambient sounds of the common, common lands. I got it, I got it. Just have the ambient sounds going and then I'll be in Norrath and I don't have to worry about talking about it. Okay. Norath sounds a lot like Ziggurat. Oh, it's demonic. I don't even need to ask Nick, okay? It's sucking my life force. Also, the the swamps of. What's the swamp outside of Ogok. Those are really good, too. Oh, fucking, dude. How good is that? That's the sound when you get aa. You hear a creepy and kind of. It is dope. I do like it. The best ambient sound of any game I've ever played. You walk around and you're so immersed. You hear that. It's like, a little creepy. It's a little wild. And I think it's different at night. This is the night one. This is the night one. So I'll just leave that going for the rest. We'll do the day one. And you generally get spooked when you're walking around at night. Ethan and his basement at night, shaking under the COVID I'm. I'm extremely powerful. He reminds me of Pinky Herman. Pinky Herman. All right. Please, just one more. The swamp. The swamp outside of Ogok, please. That's where I am right now. And then we can move on. Yes, we did. Okay, Sorry. I'm so sorry, guys. I'm so sorry. So sorry about this. So listen to that. 5053 said we should watch Big Nick and 47 said no. All right, we'll watch it tomorrow. Enough people don't want to watch it. Just tune in tomorrow then. Yeah, just keep that humming in the back. You could turn it down a little bit. So this video is 10 hours long. So perfect. Okay, well, unfortunately, I don't have any stories prepared. Nate, that's not what I mean. That's what you said. And I think that's a good idea. I mean, stories that we have written up. We've done zero stories from the doc. We have no stories. We should go home. I'll blame you guys. Like, God. What. What were you guys doing yesterday? You're supposed to put the show together. There's no stories. I'm going home. Better have a show ready tomorrow. Tom The Ripper donated $2. Said Boomer Game. Can you go ahead and take care of. Actually, can we get his address? Actually, find his address. That's all I'll say. Pinky Herman. All right. Please. All right. Let's talk about Jared. Let's watch the EDP trailer. Okay? Psych. It's this link. That's Hila and V Neck. Oh, the classics are out. It's out Friday. It's not out yet. It will be out Friday. Oh, well, then. But I am wearing the tank top. This is the fit. Really nice. Classic. That's why they call it classic, folks. All right, check this out. So those of you who Aren't caught up with the whole EDP saga. Um, he was a really popular sports streamer, like an Eagles football fan, NFL fan. And he was actually blowing. He'd been around forever, but he was blowing up for. He was extremely funny, extremely outrageous. His name EDP stands for Eat that Pussy 445. Just to give an idea of the vulgarity of the man. This is something I would never. Language I would never use. But he one day a few years ago got caught in a pedo sting and he was meeting a 13 year old girl in a parking lot of a school or something to have sex. And they have all the messages he was sending dick pics, talking nasty like, you know, straight up Chris Hansen types of shit. And he brought a cupcake for her infamously. And he wanted a fist bump from the guy. Yeah, it's all online. It's incredible footage. It was a big story when it happened. I'm actually not familiar at all with the history of this guy. He called it in the show so long ago. I don't know if you remember the PewDiePie's gamer moment. He called in to weigh in on it. And what were his thoughts? Or you don't remember. He was forgiving. He was like, he didn't think that he was racist and meant it and he. He thought it was. If he doesn't. I think he was like, if it doesn't keep happening. It was just a one time thing and he apologized. Then it's chill. Very reasonable. Frankly. It's not. Not for me to say. Who's to say what's reasonable? EDP Ed actually find me a clip. EDP 445 went to an outdoor area near a Rite Aid. Ooh, he's meeting a girl in a Rite Aid parking lot. So was it actually like a Bakersfield Internet kind of catching predator stuff? Yeah, like Vitali style. Yeah, but this wouldn't weigh. Or legit. Like he's more legit. Yeah, yeah, he's mega cook. Like he's dead to rights. And so once that happened, everybody turned on him obviously. Like he not only did his channel, he got banned off YouTube and everywhere. That's how bad it was. He. He actually got banned on the platforms. Right. And they've even renamed the street Cupcake Lane. Oh, no way. That's a. That what? EDP memorial. What? And it's in Bakerfield. You can see what a. No offense to Baker Fieldings. I think they'd agree about what a dump that place is. So this is where it went down, eh? Wow. As a castle. I don't know what the castle means. I think it means landmark. Yeah. Okay. Landmark. Is this a joke, Ab, or is it real? I'm guessing this is a joke. I wouldn't, I wouldn't. It is, it is an important place. So he felt, yeah, here, here's the video for those who want the contacts. And it's, it is very, it's such, this was such a crazy thing that happened on the Internet. It, you know, so here it is, coming out here to pick up a cupcake and then go back home. Oh, he was coming to get a cupcake from the 13 year old. There was, you know, nothing that was going to be sexual involved because I'm not like that. Okay. Obviously the text messages and stuff like that, you know what I mean? So, yeah, that was all. That was just to give you a little bit of a tone. Very convincing. He's like, I'm not like that. Well, except for the text messages, which you have. So he got banned everywhere and then he was like trying to get jobs irl and people were calling and telling him, oh, God, like the guy was like mega fucked. Right? And it's still kind of like a old school YouTube fable of the. The legend of EDP. And so Mike Klum, famed documentarian who made the great Loved By All Boogie documentary and was a guest on this show, friend of the show is now putting out the trailer for his new project, the sick mind of EDP445. And this is shaping up to look incredible, professional, insightful. EDP's there and he's, he's not hiding from this at all. And he has kind of embraced it. Like he's posting pictures of him eating cupcakes like troll people. He does? Yeah, he's a sick dude. He used to go on TikTok live and just eat cupcakes. Yeah, no, he, he's a sick fucking guy. He's a lolcow at this point. Yeah, but so was he never actually charged with anything? I don't know. I don't think so. Yeah, I don't think so. But here, here's the trailer. Yeah. And again, I have it right here. I know the answer, but I just need you to tell me the answer. How old is she? Thirteen. Thirteen. Okay. And before we get into the messages, there was sexual content involved? Yes or no. Right. And you said. Correct. Okay. All right, again, so what brings you out here today? Actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake. Coming out here to pick up a cupcake. Oh my God. To this day, Cam and I will text each other. Fist bump. No. It was an impactful moment for the Internet. Really was. 445. Like, he went to that place. That's it. That's the spot. Spot, dude. Mike brought him back to the scene of the crime to reenact it. And EDP's just down for the ride. He's just there for it. Cupcake Lane, bro. Yes. That's the spot. Wow. Back in Bakersfield to have sex with a 13 year old. Thanks, Charlie. Yo. Shout out. He was literally here to have sex with a 13 year old. He went to that place to have sex with a 13 year old, actually. Shout out. Shout out. Shout out. Shout out. Definitely. Viewer discretion is advised. You know, this is. Dude's a perverted dude. So Gideon, now, he has a. Like, you know, he's a huge creator and he does EDP watch. Yeah. His whole. He has like this huge Catch the Predator empire and it's all based around edp, EDP watch and Ed. He's all in the intro and stuff. He'll also go out with this other pedo hunter dude named Skeeter Gene, who I watch and that guy. Dude, don't fucking go catch pedophiles with Skeeter. Skeeter. Hell no. Don't catch. No, he's. He's. He's big. Like, he's really big. He's like very mainstream. Just saying. They. They tried Stage name at least. They tried to confront EDP in front of his dialysis center. Oh, my God. He's on kid. He has kidney disease. It's diabetes. Yeah, right. Oh, well, I didn't know. Eyeball. You said it like, it was like a really unusual thing. But no, dialysis is very serious. No, it's not that it's not serious. It's just. It's. It's not. Well, it's not that hard to believe that he is. Well, it's. I didn't know that people with diabetes got dialysis. I. I don't know if that's. Yeah, I don't know if that's why he's getting dialysis. Definitely has diabetes. I'm almost certainly. Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot of cupcakes. Okay. Yeah. I mean, with a diet. On that. Cupcake diet. You know how you feel? Ab? Good. Just checking in. I just hope I don't have diabetes. Why would you have diabetes? I think I have everything now. It's a side effect. Yeah. You're just supposed to say, yes, EDP does have diabetes. Yeah. I mean, Obviously. Oh my God. Along with high blood pressure. I think at that size, that size, you're almost definitely would have diabetes. Right? Yeah, like. Yeah, of course you. Thank you. ABP soliciting sex from who he thinks is an underage kid. New evidence emerges. Videos of him masturbating. The story continues. The legend continues. He sent me videos of his cock, Matt. I was like, he molested and. And tried to fudge way more people than you thought. It's just he's such a creep. I can't. I'm not going to be surprised by how much more of creepy stuff he did. I'm here for it though. He is completely innocent. Whoa, whoa. The EDP truthers. Okay, so what advice would I give to EDP445? You need to stop doing this documentary a Innocence Away, you know? Jesus. Whoa. I have a feeling that was probably clipped. I mean, that's a hell of a way to describe it, right? That's how he talks. We gotta see the full context. He probably was like, I wouldn't a. Innocence away, you know. But again, that's just his. That's how he wife. That's how he talks. So is he doing this to. To try to like claim that he's innocent or defend himself? I'm really curious. I don't know. I feel like he has lost everything. Like there's no much lower. You can't go lower than he's gone. So I guess in his mind it's probably like, well, what do I have to lose? Maybe he's thinking he can give at least his point of view about what happened. I don't know, like justify it. I don't know. I'm very curious though. I'm watching that shit. Do you think EDP is playing EverQuest right now? Nah, you can't afford it. Everyone there's too old. Do you think he's played God of War? That's inappropriate. Honestly. Nate has a good point. He has played God of War. He's probably playing Minecraft or something. Like where all the predators play Roblox. My boy's a Roblox pro. Why do you think you wanted to have sex with a 13 year old? I mean, the reason why I wanted to have sex with a 13 year old is already clear. Jesus. That's. That's just the guy he is. You see what I'm saying? He. He. I don't know that this looks fascinating. It really does. He's like, why the do you think I want to have sex with a 13 year old? How is he not in prison. Well, that's it. Yeah, that's the thing. And I think there is some hope that after this comes out that authorities will take it back up. Well, he. He probably did commit a crime and. Yeah, because he was sending nudes to minor. I don't think they. He's. Is there a statute of limitation on that? What's the point of anything if they caught him? Well, it's better that people know than don't. Well, yeah, but why did nothing happen? Well, most of these people, nothing happens. Even like Chris Hansen, people probably just went to jail and got out. That's crazy. I mean, it could be. I mean, I could be wrong, but maybe his intent was to do that, but he didn't actually, because he was set up. I don't know if that has something to do with it. Like, he didn't. He didn't. Well, the crime is that he's texting with a minor. Now, that probably carries way less severe than actually. But did we know that prior to this documentary? So these, like the, like Jideon and Skeeter, they do have like hundreds of arresting convictions. It's just in certain states. Yeah, the police won't pick up the. The charges unless there's a real kid involved or whatever. But even when they get arrested and charged, is it for very long? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They actually are very successful. It's very good. I've been. I think they're doing a good job. But they try. They go out of their way to really try and work with the police. Whereas, I don't know at this time with DDP stuff, a lot of times you don't get the police involved until after. They can be really. They're really picky about how the evidence was collected. Also, like, I don't know how many police are in Bakersfield. Maybe like two. It's most likely because of the state of the area. Bakersfield is like one of the poorest cities in California. Just tiny fucking tumbleweed city. Yeah. No, there's the Ace Fest. Right, Exactly. No, that was Lancashire Lancaster. I thought it was Palmdale. Same thing. Same thing, legit. There's probably just not enough police there. This man got behind bars and let him shoot him. The shots in this are unbelievable. What is. What did he agree to do here? Look at this shot. Mike got him an orange jumper behind bars for a shot. It's quite the filmmaker. He is. There it is. Oh, well, he was talking to 13 and 12. I wish I. I wish I. When I first saw that, I was Like, I wish Mike would have bleeped that because. Right. Not because. I mean, obviously, I know EDP uses that type of language, but just makes it more difficult to watch it. Yeah. To watch it. I think he thinks this is documentary. It's like a flex. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's just about being talked about and being relevant. Exactly. Because he. Again, he has nothing to lose. Wow. And he's probably going to be a legend on the. In like, the. The pedal circles, the EDP community. Yeah. Standing on business. Yeah. He also needs to be tried for crimes against humanity because that man has blown up so many Chipotle bathroom toilets, it's insane. Is that part of his lore or are you just saying that? No, he's got a video. One of his most popular videos is he's running away from a Chipotle because he just destroyed a toilet. It's the funniest shit ever. He made comedy videos. He was insane. Like, insane. Such a crazy character. So when is this coming out here? Get excited. August 9th, I think. I had to hit the button because EDP at the end says none of these f slurs for gay people, which I. I don't think I can play. So I just buttoned it. But I'm so excited for this. So, yeah, stay tuned. And then Mike's gonna come on the show to talk about it. And Mike is just such a talented documentarian, you can tell the quality is there. Big Mike, this is going to be a cinematic. This is going to be a cinematic explosion moment. It should be in theaters nationally. I need. I want to watch this in 4D. IMAX, 70 millimeter, bro. Wait, did you guys. We watched the videos of the 40 audio. I really want to go and do it. It looks so dumb. It's way crazier than I thought. I'll pull it up. It's so crazy. Did you didn't see it? I did. It looks so sick. So I saw that we need EDP in 4D. The Odyssey was intense as is and so loud from what I saw. So in 40x, I can't even imagine what that's like. It looks kind of fun. I'm not going to lie. We shall go on the Tuesday. It looks silly. Like, it'd be fun. I wouldn't watch it the first time like that because I think I would just be way too obsessed with the fact that the theater was, like, shaking violently. You get water thrown on you too. Yeah. You pulling that for me, Dan? Yeah, I'm looking for it. Oh, my God. The documentary with that though. Yeah. When he's like running from the bathroom, you get a waft of. Yeah, they hit you with a fart bomb. Or. Or. Or you could get the smell of fresh. Fresh baked cupcakes. Cupcake. You know, I'm just saying. 40. Think about it, Mike. Right. Anyway, let me know when you find that there, Dan. Oh, yeah. Got deleted from our doc for some reason, but here it is. Thank you so much. I'd very much like to experience that. You want that, right? Yeah. Yeah. Here is. Here is a sneak peek peak of what EDP 445 and 4D IMAX would look like. I want that. Look at this. Look how. Look at the. How violent the theater. Look at this, bro. That's awesome. What the. What the hell? Dude, that's crazy. What the hell? That's way crazier than I thought it would be. I thought it would just be like some vibrating. Look at that, bro. Oh my God. Where does the popcorn go in the drink? All over the place, bro. That's true. I mean, that looks violent enough to spill all your shit. Why they. Why even sell popcorn and drinks for this? It's gonna get everywhere. Let's see. You know how Soarin. Wait, what? Tomorrow's the last day. Nate, Ethan, you know how the ride. Soren takes you to places and there's smell. They need to add cupcake lane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Soaring over Bakersfield. They do have the. Soaring over California. Doesn't even have a part where it went to Bakersfield. We did that. I swear to God. And I was kind of like. They saw you down the alley. Oh, you'll be sick. You soar down the alley and you could see Edie walking below you. It flies over Bakersfield. Why? It does. Why? Well, I mean, it's a place in California. I don't know. They were running out. We're trying to showcase the state. They had to broaden the scope. That's why they're like the shores of Big Sur. Yeah. The great redwoods of Yosemite National Park. The meth fueled trailer park. Exactly. The sweet. The smooth white sand at Santa Monica. The desolate trailer parked heroin crackhead junkie den of Bakersfield. And it just looks desolate too there. It's like. Then you feel a sharp pain in your back. Oh, that's a needle. Yeah. Like when you walk when you drive through Bakersfield. This is just get a little taste of what? The oil fields. There's actually oil fields out there. Oh, yeah. Isn't that crazy? That's The. That. This is what you know. Shout out, bro. Shout out. Shout out to cup. This looks nice. This looks nice. Kind of. You can tell it's kind of. That looks nice. It's probably really hot. Oh, yeah. Always here. Welcome to beautiful Bakersfield. What a sign. Wow. Expedia Travel guide Visit Bakersfield Tourism. Best of Becky's Field. Tourism. Interesting. Check this out, guys. Buck Owens Boulevard. There's one car on the road in the middle of the day. There's another one in the background. I'm actually curious. What are we doing there for? What are we doing there for travelers. Let's see. California City is best known as the birthplace of famous country western music stars. Oh, also, the band Korn is from Bakersfield. Oh, okay. That's noteworthy. So what, you just want to be there because people were born there. What's happening, guys? They got it. They got the fly. You did. You did. Wow. Thank you. You already cocked it, Tamara. You can't cock it twice. Stop. Sorry. Let me go. Yeah, well, if you. Guys. This is the whole pitch, guys. This is the whole pitch for Bakersfield. It's. And basically, you can just be somewhere where someone else was born. Well, some unnamed musician was born there. That's cool. Yeah. They even say who Trace the career of Buck Owens and Meryl Haggard. Head on over to Big Owens Street. That was the name of it. We only got one street here and one celebrity. His name's Buck Owens. Come on down and stand on Buck Owens Street. Sorry if you live in Bakersfield and you're getting defensive, but I think people in Bakersfield. The number one thing you'll hear of what people in Bakersfield want is to get out of Bakersfield. They call us Bakerfield, but ain't no one biking pumpkin. The contestant from Flavor of Love who famously spat in New York's face and then received the beatdown for it was born and raised in Bakersfield. I was just informed I gotta stand there by Bakersfield resident alumni Avery, who actually is from Bakersfield. Oh, my God, Avery. Yeah. So he knows. He knows you kind of are. You really grew up in the trenches, Baker's field. Ownian. Yeah. Someone in the chat said, come on down to Bakersfield. What's so funny about that? That's not that funny, Zach. What's funny about. I'm sorry. He's just tickled by Bakersfield right now. I don't know. I'm tickled. The connection between Bakersfield and EDP and the fact that there's a cupcake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take your children To Cupcake Lane. Honestly, they have all that about famous singers. But now Bakersfield, probably best known for Cupcake Lane where EDP was caught in a sting trying to have sex with a 13 year old. Yeah, I wonder if it's on the wiki page for Bakersfield. Maybe. This beautiful apartment overlooks cupcake lane where EDP was caught trying to have sex with a 13 year old. A Cupcake Lane side apartment. Anyway, let's talk about Jared Leto. Oh, so, I mean, listen, I've always. I'm a day one Leto haters. You really have been. He's just creepy and he has like a weird ass band and cult and everybody walks around in white and worships him. We've talked about him so many times. We did a whole content. Yeah, what a, what a weirdo he is. And I know people who have said like that he met them and was trying to them when they were really young. And also just look at him. He's just annoying looking. He's annoying. I think you're just jealous. About what? His stunning good looks? I mean, listen, he, he, he used to be good looking, but I feel like a man. He looks creepy now. That man's in his 50s, so. Yeah, so what? Oh, thank you very much. I just have to stand up for him a little bit because me and Tamara and David are climbing buddies with him. Right. That's true. You guys climb? Just recently actually. So that might be the last time you see him. There. This is the guy. I mean, look at this. Like, what the fuck is this? You know this guy's having sex with minors. Look at this. That's the whole point of this. I've watched enough of these true crime documentaries about these cults and all this, this, they do this so they can have sex with minors. Every time. 10 out of 10. Always. Here we are all hanging out together. Damn. You seem like really buddy buddy with him tomorrow. Well, I was very astounded that he didn't even go up to my hip. Yeah, he's. Well, he's. No, he's quite small. Oh, he's two feet. Yeah, no, he's literally two feet. He's right next to me. It's all camera angles and trickery. Hollywood trickery. When you see him in movies, he's tin. Okay. He's actually quite small, But yeah, good climber. No, I mean, yeah, well, there's barely any weight. Exactly. Yeah. No, he uses his advantages. He was climbing like an asshole. He was rainbow climbing. We did have to have a talk with him. Yeah. Afterwards. Yeah, yeah. Well, anyway, if you think that's annoying, he's probably. He's actually even been accused of having sex with minors. You don't. You don't climb, so you don't know how frustrating it is to see a rainbow climber. Why do you call it rainbow climber? Go ahead, Dan. No, you go ahead. No, you go ahead. No, you go ahead. No, you. I know it's tomorrow. Okay. He's not climbing one specific route like you're supposed to. And he's also not tied in. He was just climbing around like. So someone who's just all over the place. Yes. Just basically disrupting. He's disrupting everyone's flow safety hazard. Yeah. We were all in a flow state until he came along. That's a big faux pas. It's a big faux pas. It's like the faux pas. Yeah. What color are you guys climbing over there? You guys climbing? The same color. Different colors. It doesn't. You're showing your ignorance a little bit. I admitted. Yeah. So the color is not. Have any relevance. That's what asking a question is, Dan. Showing ignorance. That's literally what a question is. I am looking to you for additional knowledge. I am already humbling myself. The thing is to ask you for knowledge. Absolutely. It's just, it's. It caught me a little off guard how much it exposed the depth of your ignorance. You don't even know what questions to ask. Not your fault. How do I know what I don't know? You don't. It's not. And that's what's so sad. It's not sad. I admit I'm coming from a place of ignorance. What kind of teacher are you, bro? This is pathetic. You're a rainbow climber. I. You're a rainbow climber, dude. You are. You never see. I saw you pass from blue to red, bro. Everybody was rolling their eyes. She's lying. That's upsetting. I don't need. I don't even need her to back me up because I know that actually, no, I think it was David that actually. It was an accident, though. David, the rainbow climb. It was an totally, you know, totally different. Not here to defend himself. He's not. But he is the one, actually, that is buddy buddy with Jared Leto. Side note, this one is a little bitter. Bitter. Probably. Could you put the salt on the apple? Totally your side. No. No need to follow up on that. But anyway, he's a rainbow climber. I feel like I'm. I feel like I've been doing pull up. Stan. I think I could climb. I think I could out climb you. Okay, well, you should come sometime. I will. Okay. You want to go today? Do you need stuff or do. No, I have to buy. Oh, you can rent it all. Do you have stuff or you rent it? I do have stuff. Do you have stuff? I do. What stuff do you need? We could be. You have a lot. You're like rich. So we can just buy you the stuff. No, but what stuff? You need a harness and shoes. Yeah, like the main two things and. And I guess a chalk bag. You got climb that much that you buy. You have the stuff? Yeah, yeah. It's not like it's super expensive or anything, but. Yeah. Yeah. Have you been climbing or is this something you started because of them? I've been climbing. Yeah. No, separately. And David too. David's done it for a long time actually. Of course David has. Whatever. I mean, come on, give me Daniel's at all. David is just. So can you rent the gear too instead of buying? Okay. Okay. That's nice. Yeah. It's like bowling. It's just like bowling there. Lena, are you interested in joining? Joining? Yeah. Oh my God. Let's freaking go, dude. I do want to try it, but not. I have to play every quest. Not in the next year or two. Okay. Yeah. Well, we should film it. If we make content, then I have a really good reason to do it. You know, I could film you film at the gym. I can film you. I'll just take my iPhone out. Film you. Yeah, just. Yeah, exactly. Just for. Okay, you want to go tomorrow after the show? Check my calendar. It's clear. That was fast. Yeah, we could go tomorrow, Tila. Tomorrow? Yeah, after the show. You want to climb? Oh, after the show. I'll do it. I. I think it'd be good. Content. Okay. And I'm going to climb. Dude, I'm going to be so fast. Okay, I don't believe you. You're saying this now. Tomorrow you're going to be like, do you see my. And then slow is going to log on. You see my pull up? Stan, I'm eager to show off my upper body strength too. Okay, I don't want to discourage you, but I will say it's not that. That's not relevant, but it's a lot less upper body strength than you think is involved. So what strength do I need? Strength of will, Core strength. And legs of course. Say like arms is almost like third behind both really. I guess it just kind of depends. It depends how? Maybe for you weakling. All right. Please. We Got lots going on. We got so much going on. So anyway, Jared Leto, the most innocent looking person has. Let's see what is he accused of here? New BBC documentary dropping today. Oh, that's not good. It's not just like a few girls in like coming together for like an article. This is a whole ass documentary. Jared Leto, Hollywood's dark secret. Oh, and BBC. Oh, that boy is fucked documentary. Yes, that's what I said. A total of 10 women, 10 have come forward with a variety of allegations against the actor and musician. Nine of whom the BBC says are sharing their stories for the first time. Some of the women are 17, 18, 19 and even 16 at the time was alleged predator predatory behavior towards them. 16 was asked to sign an NDA. That's classic. Have sex with a minor, make her sign an NDA, which they saw. It's not. She had it. Obviously it's not binding. She gave it to the BBC. So like they're. That ended up working against him big time. Yeah. First thing I'm gonna say in this video is I'm not a pedophile. Well, listen, that's gonna be hard. Jared. Jared, you should start the documentary with that. But gonna be hard. The 16 year old. Yeah. Apparently has a thing for making weird sexually explicit phone calls to teenage girls. Wow. Okay, so he. Oh, so wait, we already have a trailer. Nice. Wait, it's 15 minutes though. What kind of trailer is 15 minutes? Is this the whole. Wait, is this the whole thing? Shower. And is this the whole thing? No. How's it 13 minutes? What? Organized. Trailer is the wrong word. Oh, we should watch it. Sorry, I didn't like myself together. I was sitting on the bed waiting for him to get ready and. And he called. He called me and he was like, hey, like, come in here so we can talk while I'm, you know, in the shower. Yo, this is like Harvey Weinstein. Like what they he something with the shower. Watching him in the shower. I mean, she's already waiting. She's already planning to meet him, but he needs to like do this weird phone ritual with her. And so I went into the bathroom. I don't think there was many words exchanged. Wait, he's in the bat. There's no phone. She's in the bathroom with them. Yeah, it says here they met up. She went to. Okay, hold on. Sorry. But she's like underage. This is unrelated to the, to the weird phone calls. I thought this was a follow up. Yeah, this is very. This is very Harvey Weinstein coded. And when he opened the shower Curtain. He started kissing me. Whoa, that's quite a move. And then he grabbed my hand. I don't even know how to say this part, but he grabbed my hand and he, I guess, started, like, touching himself with my hand, like, using my hand to, I guess, masturbate himself with my hand. And alarms started going off in my head, like, what are you doing here? Like, this is not what you came here for. I pulled away, and I was like, okay, I'm gonna go. He got out, put a towel on. There's a weird thing that I always remembered. He looked. He went outside, and I remember he, like, specifically, like, looked to the left and looked almost like seeing if there was anybody around before he let me out of the room. When I went home, I looked him up on, like, a computer. And that's when I realized he was in his early 30s. The allegations I was hearing spanned nearly 15 years. I wanted to speak to insiders who could give me an insight into the way he operated, you know, anything that they might have witnessed behind closed doors. It was really hard getting someone to talk to me, but eventually I found someone who agreed. I think that's him. Hi, Siren. Hi. Watch is David. You just didn't mention that he was featured. He's best friends with Jared Leto, and he flipped on him. Hey, Jessica, thank you so much for coming all this way. Okay, let me introduce you to the lurkers over here. Simon worked with 30 Seconds to Mars for around a decade. Oh, that's reputable. 10 years. He told me what he witnessed when the band were recording in a house. He would be texting with girls. There would probably, typically on a given day, be about two girls that might stop by. It wasn't uncommon that he would go, let them in, point to a chair for them to sit down and possibly ignore them for about 10, 15 minutes. Is this a. Are they. Did they, like, recreate his voice or something? Yeah, it said actor's voice. Okay. Okay, that makes sense. He might make a sort of rude remark. Maybe it might be. You're a dirty girl, aren't you? The feeling was he was trying to assert control, trying to assert a sense of power. There was one particular instance that I clearly remember where a girl had to be dropped off by her parents. This particular girl was very young looking, and Jared would have been in his early 30s. They took off to the bedroom. When they returned, she had to contact her parents to come pick her up. Probably only an hour had gone by. She just kind of sat there. The feeling in the air, it felt like shame and embarrassment. I just remember being really moved by it. Parents of the year. That's pretty bad. What were the parents thinking? That she's. Well, they're probably just going to a friend. They might know what's happening. Honestly, some people are that fucked up. Yeah, that famous story of I forget the family's name, but Steven Tyler, the guy from Aerosmith, got parents of I think a 13 year old girl. Was she 13, Zach? Do you remember she was very underage. To sign custody over to him. What? What? Wow. What? And I mean you guys were just yesterday talking about David the. David the killer. Yeah, that. Gotta be careful. Yeah, it's kind of in that same vein, isn't it? She was 16 year old. By the way, parents of a 16 year old girl named Julia Misley signed over custody and legal guardianship papers to the 26 year old Steven Tyler. Disgusting. Listen, I don't know who this guy is and it's good he's finally talking, but like all those people in that room were just like, oh yeah, he just fucked it like a child. So I was. When I saw this story breaking and he said he was really moved by it. It's like, well, not that moved apparently. Well, you never know. I mean, people try and speak up and it gets squashed because probably hard. Well, he showed up for this, which is good. Yeah, I mean the fact that this has just kind of been an open secret. None of us were surprised hearing about this and everything, you know, even more so than Harvey Weinstein. That was like an open secret within Hollywood. But I don't think that was like as openly known by the, by the general public the way it has been about Jared Leto and even then. I mean the dude just had a movie come out a few months ago. Yeah, big movie. Hollywood has continued to cast him in like lead roles. He was the lead in, you know, a superhero movie a few years ago, Tron. What was the big sequel? Was it Tron? Yeah, he was the star of the Tron movie, which I think is like Disney, you know he's getting cast. Yeah, big Disney, Sony, big boys. Just it's he Man, Skeletor and he man was the one that just came out. By the way. We've been trying to talk about James Charles and nobody cares. Yeah, that's true. Nobody cares. And he's still. Well, his. Well, I think his is worse. Like his crimes like are undebatable right out there. I mean worse than the. But he's. He's still constantly like approved by the makeup world. Like he's invited to PR events all the time. So I think the point that I was driving towards is that in the case with James and until recently with Jared Leto is. Is that they're bankable, is that they're making people too much money. Right. As long as. And Jared Leto. I don't. I do think it's worth pointing out that the dude has had, like, three giant movies bomb in the last two or three years, and. And now he's being canceled. I feel like if those. I feel like if Tron was a big hit, this would not be happening right now because somebody somewhere would squash it. That's unsafe. And I mean, that was kind of the case with Harvey Weinstein. Like, he was not brought down until he had fallen off significantly. Like, when he was at the peak of his power was when he was doing all that kind of stuff and he was getting away with it. That's crazy. Actually. I didn't think about that. But yeah, I mean, Jared Leto's phone, like, his movies are consistently the worst. Is terrible. Yeah. I think he, man, bombed really bad. I almost certain that Tron movie bombed. I mean, I heard, like, nobody talk about that. Tron. Aries box office. Let's see how it did. Wasn't Mr. Beast in that one? What? In Tron. Wasn't he in that? Was he really. Am I misremembering that it grossed. Tron grossed 140 million on a 220 million budget. So huge monster bomb, monster loss. Fucking hell. All right, so that is a very. I have not thought about that. That's rings true. And it's very sad and disturbing. Yeah. Yeah. Unfortunately, that's how it works in, well, in a lot of industries. But it's very visible in the entertainment industry because these are, like, celebrities that, you know, Jared Leto is like, almost a household name and feel like most people know who Jared Leto is, you know, so, you know, it's much more notable when the dam finally cracks like this. Clara was 17 when she says a man approached her at a 30 seconds to Mars concert and told her that Leto had seen her. Oh, God, that's. That's. That's like the. That's the craziest. I mean, that's like 19. That's like rockstar 1960s stuff. They were all like, yeah, you can't do that anymore. Were right, yeah. Leto saw you in. The audience wants you to come backstage after the show. Interested in guessing her number at that age. I had just been coming out of a really awkward time in adolescence. I had Always been very, very shy. Painfully shy. I'd blush a lot. I'd trip over my words. It was very validating that someone like him would be interested in me at all. So sometime after that concert, he had invited me to meet him at a place called the Chateau Marymount, which is right there, the main area of Hollywood. I had a friend with me at the time, so he said, go ahead and bring her. He was at a table with friends. He kind of waved us over. We sat down, my friend and I, and just having some Jackson General banter about things, we had kind of drifted into the realm to talk about the age of consent. I had mentioned to him that my dad was enforcement. I'm sure that's one of the conversations in that direction. Yeah. I don't know. That's crazy, bro. That I knew with certainty that here in California the age of consent is 18. You just kind of shrugged it off like it wasn't a huge concern for him. Why even have the convo? He's like, I just want to let you know, baby, that I don't care. That's basically what happened. I mean. Yeah, essentially. Yeah. Knew at that point that you were 17. Oh, yes, he did now. Yeah. Leto was 34 when Clara met him. He does look great for 34. Yeah. Because you. I mean, Dan, you're the one that said it. I think I felt like it was more noticeable now that he's 50 plus. But this is a 34 year old. He looks really young. Yeah, yeah. He's just always looking. Which works for his benefit. Yeah, exactly. He's definitely very used to evil. Means. That night he invited her and her friend back to his house. He showed us where his bedroom was. We had gone in, we're sitting on the bed with him. And so he suggested to my friend, you can has a house in LA and wants them to meet at a hotel. That's just weird. That's like weird, weird, weird vibes to begin with. Yeah. And anyone who isn't a child would probably pick up on how rancid the vibes are, you know? Yeah, of course. Especially like a shy, impressionable, insecure. Yeah, exactly. Like still going through, you know, adolescence. Yeah, exactly. Chateau is like really fancy too. Yeah. So I'm sure for like a young person it sounds really exciting. Right? Yeah. She's also. Sorry. She's also like a fan of his beside his show. Like that's true. So like I'd be so. Yeah. Insane power dynamic. Yeah. He probably. I mean, I would feel like I had. I could not say no. Like, you're kidding me. Is somebody I was like, that big of a fan of, and I'm there, I'm at their show, like, they want to spend time with me. Like, I. Like I. Yeah. He must have done this to hundreds, if not a thousand more women if he was just doing this, like, every show, all the time, bringing them backstage. Which actually really is a testament to, you know, how. How rare it is for women to actually talk about this when it happens to them. There's got to be hundreds of women that this happened to. Well, now that it's finally, you know, getting some mainstream news attention or whatever, expect a whole lot more of this in the coming months. You know what I mean? Like, this is going to be one of those floodgate situations. He was, like, having. Well, I don't even. What's the right word? He was essaying. Yeah, I guess. Essaying people at industrial scale. Dude. Right? Like, he's. He's practicing and he's. They're bringing girls up for him while in the middle of practice. Said every day. Every day, too. Like, different girls every day. That means someone else also. She. That girl said she told him that her dad was in law of enforcement, so he was very comfortable doing this. Yeah, you know, it was like, sure. I don't. Oh, yeah, whatever. Yeah, that's a cop. Who cares? Honestly, he's probably done this so many times and seen that nothing happened to him. He probably just feels like. Right. Unfortunately, I feel like this happens so much with any touring artist. Yeah, they just get into a town and they're like, yo, who's a fan? Come to my room tonight. They get on Tinder or like some dating app. I've heard that. And then just find some lokes. But, I mean, there's a difference between doing that who's like, you know, of age, a grown up, you know, and finding someone who looks younger in your audience. That's crazy. Yeah. That is when things had turned sexual, when my friend was in the other room. Unlike in the uk, in California, it is a criminal offense for an adult to have sex with someone under the age of 18. The offense is called statutory rape. Leto had sex with Clara. And what was it Kid Rock said about statutory? Believe a conservative, darling. I believe moral center referred to it as ladies. Young ladies. I like up under age. See, some say that statutory, but I say it's mandatory. What does he mean by that? I mean, you know what I say? What do you say? There's grass on the field. Play ball. Okay. Feeling a Little frisky today. Oh boy. They he listen, the right has. They have us beat on the moral family values there for sure. At least once while she was 17, she says. So there was probably, I would say about three or four times that I had been to his residence. There was one time in particular where I had gone over. I went down the hallway into his bedroom and he made a comment of by the time I get back, I would like your clothes to be off. He had come back in the room and he said when he noticed that I was undressed, something to the effect of brave little girl. What was this theme that he kind of stuck with? Wanting to see me as a younger girl. He told me I would like you to call me daddy. And it was either pretend to be a little girl or my little girl. I spoke to another woman who said Leto asked her to call him daddy during her relationship with him. She was also a teenager at the time. As time went on, I realized more and more how scary that really was. Being that age and being so naive and vulnerable. There is no well adjusted man in his 30s who's going to look at a teenager and think, you know, wow, she would be a great partner. The only reason to approach somebody like that is because of how easily manipulated they are. Okay, let's talk about the lyrics. You can probably guess which lyrics I'm going to pick out of up in the Air. Oh, I don't know. Oh, he sounded like AB there. Listen, this. I don't know where this is going or what lyrics you wrote, but she's. Which lyrics I'm going to pick out of Life in the Air. Oh, I don't know. Surprise. Was you just supposed to say yeah, like yeah, of course you're gonna like. So flabbergasted. I'm going to pick out of the Air. Oh. Oh, surprise me. It's gonna be bad. I don't know what she's about to say. Around your neck so tight with love, love, love yeah Quite erotic, is it? Tell us a little bit. It's funny that you would take it that way about. Well, tell us what the song. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is it? Tell us a little bit. Hands around your neck so tight with love, love, love yeah Quite erotic, is it? Tell us a little bit. It's funny that you would take it that way about. Well, dude, he's so creepy and awful. This is like an old interview, eh? Yeah. Tell us what the song. He was only like 40 in this one, right? It's about if that's not what it is. Well, what is it? They say? Everything is about sex except for sex. Sex is about power. Oh, not. Not for. I mean, not for everybody. Oh, boy. That was a crazy admission. He's like, all sex is always about power. Huh? That's not what it is. Well, I. I think he made it worse. What is it they say? Everything is about sex except for sex. Nobody said. I've never heard anybody say that everything is about sex. But sex. Is that a saying? Actually, because I've never heard that. It is a saying. Apparently. I'm seeing it was. It's oftentimes attributed to Oscar Wilde, but it's not known if it really came from him. But it's been used in recent pop culture. Apparently that show House of Cards had that said at some point. Everything's about. So, yeah, he didn't. He didn't come up with that. Okay. I just. I never heard it. Nor does it, like ring. I don't. I'm not like, oh, yeah. Is about power. Jared Leto is no stranger to allegations about his behavior towards women. Just last year, the New York based publication Airmail published an article featuring nine women's accounts of alleged sexual. Oh, this is. This already happened. Eh? Prior to, like in a. In a article? Yeah, like a year ago. There was some stuff, but it was not as detailed as this. Yeah. Which he expressly. Sakuno, does this just shock you? I'm not sure you're the one that should be commenting on it. I think so. Is that how it went? Actually, Sakuno to Jared Leto pipeline are like a lot of similarities. Looking way younger. He was talking to his 17 year old. Yeah. Holy poop. I forgot what I did when I ended. Did I just leave? Oof. He denied. But what's striking is how his career continued, seemingly unaffected. I hate what he's wearing. It actually upsets me that he. Do you see this outfit? This is how he shows up to the premiere. Like he's just perpetrated by him. Which he expressly denied. Look at this outfit. But what's striking is how his career continued seemingly unaffected, despite this reporting. I hate it so much. Very nervous shirt. And I hate his hair too. I do. Yeah, me too. No offense to dudes with long hair. It does. It's not for everybody. It's not for everybody. You look great, Zach. Okay, pal. You do. You look fantastic. I always compliment your hair, but his is too long. Don't you think it is a little too long? Yeah. Yeah. You don't have to agree, Zach. No, it gets To a point. It gets weird on if it gets too long. I mean, same, same, same thing with women. If it gets too long. Yeah, yeah. You ever see, like, you see a girl with hair just a little too long? Really too long? It's like, what are you holding on to that you got baggage? You're holding on to split ends. I don't fuck with split ends. No, no, brother. Nothing turns me off more than split ends. Layer, dude. Dry hair. It's nasty. It's not good nasty. I'll be getting intimate with a girl. Are these split ends? Get out. Get out of my bed. Nasty, dude. Get out of my bed. Since then, Leto has been in two major movies. Tron, Ares. And he also recently played Skeletor in Masters of the Universe. That's a strange casting. Like, you could cast anybody. I haven't seen him. Literally, it's just a guy. It's a skull. It's not. You know what I mean? CGI character. Yeah. 30 seconds to Mars have also announced that they're going on tour in 2027. Seeing him continue to do whatever he wants to do and get accolades for it is pretty infuriating because he's left a trail of emotional destruction for a lot of young women. So do you think he thought he'd get through that? Well, he has, right? Has gotten away with it. Yeah. This was 25 years ago. I mean, who knows though? Harvey Weinstein end up going to prison? Maybe. Maybe it goes to prison, right? You never know. Like, this stuff, it might. It might end up. Is probably on its way to prison, right? Yes. Yeah. Again, I mean, I know it seems cynical, but I did sleep with a 16 year old, right? Yeah. Right. Okay, you admit that. I just think that the fact that Jared isn't making a lot of rich people a lot of money anymore is Got something to do with the fact that it's finally catching up with him. Because, I mean, I'm sure these stories were out there and like, who knows? It could even happen in subtle ways. It's just like big media outlets get a hold of it and they start snooping around and then. But you know, he's in a movie that comes out next year and the Warner Brothers. Warner Brothers or whoever, hears about it and starts making some calls and being like, hey, this is really gonna fuck us over if this comes out. Like, you know, by. What do they call it that when somebody buys a story and then squashes it? Like, doesn't actually publish it? Catch and release or something. Catch and squash. Yeah. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. About. Yeah. 30 seconds to a country without extradition laws, you know? Yeah, man. Well, we'll see. Maybe he doesn't get away with it. Although he has gotten away with it for a long time. No, no, Zach, we're not leveling up on that. We are not leveling up on that. I don't know. I can blame ignorance. I don't know anything about, you know. You know, EverQuest used to be so hardcore. You could lose your level. Dan, hit the swamp sounds please. You could lose your level, guys. You could. You could D level. That's so miserable when you get like all your new spells and you D level. What a nightmare, eh, That's. Rob, don't play backwards. That's D leveling. I see. Yeah. De leveling, bro. There should be a reverse bing. Can I go home yet? How long we. How long we've been going? Two hours. That's a show, baby. Been going 4 hours and 45 minutes. Oh, oh, Sloppy Joe's is here. I was just thinking. I'm hungry. Oh, I want a sloppy Joe. Oh, wait, guys, this is big news. My goodness. Thank you, Tamara. Mrs. Sloppy Joe herself. This looks kind of nasty. I'll be totally honest. I didn't make it. Do you think it looks good or nasty? Want to show the overhead? Show the overhead camera, please. Look at a jiggle. Titties. Jiggle titties. Jiggle. Make my wiggle. Jiggle wiggle. Make my. Make my sloppy Joe jiggle Big a wiggle. So how is Brian? Okay. Should I just try it or should I wait? No, you should wait. We have people here that have never had it before me. Well, that's not been a decades. This is like a. Basically, for the first time, I love making sloppy joes. So this is Uncle Brian. Wait, there's a tofu one. Oh, wow. What a bench. What a Coffee Joe's for everybody. Dude, that's so nice. You have to do that. This is good Floppy Joe's. This is known as Uncle Brian around my home. Oh, yeah. Uncle Brian is a stalwart fan of the show. He has. He does not miss. And he brought. Wow, look at. And he just brought a shitload of snooze for Zach, bro. There's your spot, right? What a fucking king. Brian, thank you so much. What an entrance. Fucking legend, bro. What did he just hand you, Zach? Yeah, here, why don't you pick that microphone up and. Wait a sec. Can we see? Yeah, here. He brought me Alp lemon raspberry. It's the full Drifters collection right there. Dude, thank you so much. You're welcome. Absolutely. Always thinking of you when I get something that is not California approved. You know what I mean? Where'd you get it? I can't talk about that. Ethan, do you have. There's a Silk Road of sorts. There is indeed. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. All right, well, I'm. Hit this sloppy Joe. Yeah, I was going to. You know, you've talked before about food categories around here. Is it a soup? Is it a sandwich? And this might well clearly a sandwich. It might also fall into the category that we call the SOS among the working class. Anybody familiar? No. That stands for shit on a shingle. The sailors. And like I said, the old timeies would know that, but yeah, they would take like cream chipped beef and pour it on a piece of toast and call it a meal. Is the bread sweet or is the joe sweet? It's a King's Hawaiian roll and sloppy joe is meant to be a little tangy and sweet at the same time. I, I, the only person I need to be opinion is tomorrow's. Yeah, well, love hasn't had one before either. I mean, it, it's not bad. I did also make a standard comment. Love is eating his first sloppy joe right now. This is huge. It seems like a love food. I need this. No question. Super good. Oh, you like it? He's in. But you like all the onions and in it. I do. You do. It's not too much because if there was a little bit more, I wouldn't mess with it. But this is good. Yeah. Converted a foreigner Tomorrow show tomorrow. He's a sloppy Joe. Well, but I See I was, I took the tofu one. Why? Because I was curious. Okay, don't. But this, now is not a time for curiosity. So I got a, we got a, an online recipe and then I did the. A standard man witch out of the can version. And then I did a tofu version for Dan. What am I eating? With a little added bacon grease and beef tallow for flavor. Thank you. Which one am I eating? That's the online recipe. Okay. Yeah, I can tell this is intricate. This is not just like ground beef and fucking. No, no, no. Some sloth. This is like a cooked meal. There's stuff in there. Yeah, hold on. Love. It has depth too. It's just ground beef and like a bunch of. It's slop. It is literally no, bro. There is love in here. I can tell it. There's multiple ingredients. Not to discredit what he's made, but I'm just saying this is a one pot pan situation. Yeah, obviously it's a one pot, but it's like, at least for four plus ingredients. For sure. Yeah. But it's intricate. I just killed that. That was delicious. Yeah, this is lovely. I was hungry. I ate the whole thing. Oh, wow. Well, well, well. Delicious house. But I want to. So wait. I want to try the Manwich one. Oh, okay. Yeah, you have it. Yes, I can go do that. What are you doing on Friday? Does that mean. Oh, I see what you're saying. I'm talking to you, Brian. Oh. Oh, you got plans? I'm free on Friday. Yeah, okay. Just wondering. You want to answer the bald off. Oh, well, you know, if I'm not infringing on anyone's turf, then I'll throw my. I don't think anyone's really fighting for the title. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm down. Yeah, absolutely. I think calling it a title is even wrong because it's more. More of a science experiment. It's a title. Well, there's competition. There is a winner. Yeah, there's a prize. Yeah. I mean, there's. There's a ranking. There's a first place. Someone will win. Somebody will be pronouncing. Oh, how exciting then. I mean, three is a more interesting. Interesting contest. Is it too chaotic, though? No, three is perfect. Three's better. Okay. Yeah, three is better. Well, they just lay there. They don't need to do anything. Lay. Yeah, it's not. Well, they'll take turns. It sounds weird. Sounds weird when you said they're gonna lay there. Well, they need to be stationary. It needs to be a controlled environment. Why are they laying? She knows what she's. We've gone over this. She's. She's on the right track. They put their face down in a massage. It's fine. Oh, that's sitting. No, it's not. It couldn't be called sitting. No, what that position is. I don't know what that position is, but isn't it a massage? Is there a fly near you? Yes, there's another fly. Wait, I got it. I thought we killed him, but there's another one. You guys keep. Keep going. I got this. The thing is that they come and disappear in a second. Now I don't know where he is. Oh, Hila. Are you. Is that salty enough for you? Yes, it is. Don't ruin my food. Come on, let me stop. No, maybe for me. I'm still eating. Just be a perfect dusting. Can you even see it? He's Gonna crack the laptop. A perfect dusting. Ready? Okay. Boom. Salty. Frozen solid. I gotta say, I. I started dating Ethan's sister in 99. 9. And you guys were talking about that game. He was Everest. Yeah, that. What were you, 12 or 13? Well, I was born 85, so let's do some math here. Reverse Engineer it, bro. 14. I was worried about you. 14, the amount of time you were spending on that game. I was, really. I was. Genuinely. But we all turned out fine. And I have no regrets. Well, how do you feel now? Apparently it's back. Oh, man. Well, I mean, you know, he's. He's an adult now. He can manage his time, but when he was a young fella, it was a little. How much time he was. I. Listen, I don't. The sun room curled up against that old PC. My. My computer was in a sun room, so it was so fucking glary. I had to take a blanket. That's right. My mom. Everything was for aesthetics and nothing was for utility. Right. And so it had this huge opening, like doors to get to the computer. And so I had to hang a blanket up at the edge of the. He shrouded himself. I was like, in a little room that I set up a blanket there and I would just. Yeah. I mean, I don't blame. I don't blame the elders for. For being concerned, but. Yeah, we all ended up okay. Except for that baby that died in. That three. Three year old that died in the car. All right, we got a man witch coming out. Okay, just. Just to see. So we've got the commercially available. Okay. So tomorrow says they can't hear you now. So this is the homemade recipe. That's right. That's right. And then this is the man, which this is the one that tomorrow does with turkey. She says, also, I cut up and add a pepper, so it's kind of a fancy Joe. That's all I had to say. Oh, wow, you cut up a pepper. I don't know. I'm not impressed. I love making sloppies. So let me try this one. Sloppy joes. I like this one better. The homemade one? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. This one. It's not bad, though. I mean, it's not bad. This really is. No offense, but if this is dinner, that's. That sucks. Yeah, it's just a tomato. I don't. You know what I mean? Like, I don't want to be like, judge. Wait, are you talking about the home cooked one? No, the home cooked one is good. You'd be happy with that for dinner? Yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah, we're on the same page. Yeah. Really sad. The Hungry man one. It's Manwich, bro. Whatever the fuck. It's Manwich, bro. Honestly, it's not that bad either. Yeah, Hungry Man's a whole. Another wormhole, my guy. Yeah, right. It's a TV dinner. Well, used to be owned by Swanson and then was sold off and was never quite the same. So as a Hungry man aficionado and a member of the working class, I got to express my dissatisfaction there. There it is. Was there a difference between Hungry man and then the hungry man XXL1 does. That was all just marketing hype. But as soon as Swanson no longer had the Hungry man label, it just was never the same. Who bought it? Who ruined that? I'm not sure. Maybe Banquet or somebody. I hate to throw somebody good under the bus, but yeah, it was. It's just never been the same, this. I mean, you know, Salisbury steak. Where can you get it? You know, you need to. You need to have that grocery store go to. You were getting frozen solid. True. I mean, that's how it comes, right? Oh, absolutely. I wouldn't. I mean, I. I wouldn't go to the fro frozen aisle and start punching meat because I know it's frozen solid. Would hurt. Right? Why didn't he expect it to be frozen? You know, that trailer played before I saw the Odyssey. That's awesome. And I laughed. Yeah. How could you not? Everyone clapped for it. Hey, the be is frozen solid. I'm the fucking guy laughing and everyone's like, wow, it looks good. All right, so look, I. I ate a. I ate a one and a half joes. Nice. I guess you like it. Honestly? Yeah. You know what I would like if I. If I was at home and I made that because I like ground beef. Right. That's a good starting point. Sure. You would make it not sweet and a little spicy. Exactly. Ah, yeah. That is a. That is an alternate jalapenos. Diced jalapenos. You're done. A beef tartare. I'm trying to think what else. The jalapenos. And I think. Yeah, I don't. I don't. The thing is, it's kind of ketchup based, which is sweet beef roll of. Yeah, I guess it's not really a. It's not really a Manwich once you take the sweet aspect out. Yeah, yeah. They're playing that sweet inside with a little vinegar and the brown sugar and ketchup. Yep, there it is. Sloppy Joes. Wow. Everybody's Devouring their sloppy joes. Hila's eating it. Perfect. Diamond, honestly, I think that would. You think the horse would like that? Yeah, I think Teddy would. It's not fancy enough for some of them. Yeah. Trying to get all three boys to agree on a meal exactly by itself is tricky. It's tricky. Maybe I'll try cooking that for them because so. Oh, we have ground beef in the fridge. Okay. You ever put a. You ever put the manwich sauce, the sloppy joe sauce and a hamburger bun? Or I mean, sorry, a hot dog bun. Oh, how about that, huh? Oh, a variant. It seems like maybe it'd be even easier to eat. Less messy. I don't know. Is that the right bun ratio? I don't know. Google it. You got to pile it high for it to be. It's got to be sloppy. Bro knows ball. Dude. Sloppy joke. Bruno's ball. Bro ball. Yeah. Is balling. We're going to put sloppy meat on your head, Brian. Okay, stop. We want him to come tomorrow. He. Oh, trust me, he's definitely going to come. Now. I've said that twice. What? Wait, twice? What? He's going to come twice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How can he come? How can he come twice? Find out. Hey, Ethan, do you want to come? Guys, please stop. You're making me uncomfortable. This is. Sorry, Brian. Oh, he likes it. Brian knows. What's up? Everybody stop it. Stop. My brother in law. You guys are being the bankers of all time for me. Everybody's coming. Well, we were just talking about Jared Leto and we kind of. We covered our bases there. Two men who worked with Leto's band 30 Seconds to Mars, which I'm now calling 30 Seconds to Country without Extradition Laws. He should. Can we look at a list of countries without extradition laws? Let me see what options he has. Countries that don't extradite. 30 seconds to jail. Woofy said it's going to take longer than that, but yeah, extradite countries that don't extradite to usa. Let me give him some options. Russia. Yeah, Russia's a big. Right off the bat, that seems like a pretty good option for him. Russia's pro. Might be the best option for a criminal. Maybe China. I don't want to live in Russia. China's actually. China can be dope. If you have money. If you have money, China can be dope. Yeah. Which again, Shout out to the communists again. As long as you're rich. Communism rules. Yeah. Mainland China has no foreign formal extradition agreement with the US they do handle requests on A case by case political basis, though. So they could do it still. So it might not be the safe. They. They might not want to be like the. They're like, oh, yeah, the rapist can stay here. Russia, I don't think gives a. Yeah, China. China. Safe bet. But we could probably do better. Let's. Let's see who else there is out there is going so slow lately. You guys call it cha cha pati at home now? Yeah, I do. I call it cha cha. It's awesome. Cha cha pati. Here we go. Okay. Jurisdictions requiring individual verification of US Extradition relationship. So we have Somalia. You could go to Somalia. That's a rough one. That's definitely a rough one. You go to Micronesia. Too small for my taste. Okay, let's see. Saint Kitts and Nevis. The hell is that? I think it's in the Caribbean. Right? Caribbean. One of those islands. Oh, you know, where. What's always a good option is the United Arab Emirates. Go to Dubai. I don't think they have a. It says here they're. No. There's no country. Prominent countries without a bilateral extradition treaty. So maybe it's maybe too broad. But Dubai, I mean, that's. That's a safe haven for criminals. That could definitely work for Jared Leto type. I'm not seeing that on the list, though. That might be. There's no way they'd extradite them. That would kill their whole vibe. The whole vibe is like, come to Dubai on a slave. They do. Okay, so they extradite to the EU but not the US Interesting. It's surprising. Mexico. So you. So, I mean. Yeah, get out of. Get out. You know, I mean, Madagascar. Hey, lay low in Madagascar. Okay. Yeah, you could disappear in Madagascar. Oh, a very interesting one. That does not have any sort of extradition whatsoever. North Korea. Yeah. Because they don't even know what. They don't even know what that means. Everybody. Everybody's extradited. Nobody can leave. Right. That's the sound of home, baby. Jared Leto's doing. He's doing some goose stepping. We're gonna find. We're in 10 years. We're gonna find Jared Leto on like a North Korean plantation living like a villager with a straw hat and shit, harvesting rice. Ethiopia. Another option. Be interesting. Ethiopia is probably not bad. Yeah, if you have money. Okay. Interesting. He said. Jared Leto has defended himself. He said, quote, I have never sexually assaulted anyone in my life, so case closed. Oh, okay. Well, should we just delete this? Oh, my bad. Should we just waste our time? They. The workers for 30 seconds to Mars claim staff felt uncomfortable at the way Leto would interact with teenage girls. 30 Seconds to Mars frontman, who's 54, dubbed the claims absolutely and categorically false. I mean, by the way, every time they say the same thing, I just feel like they need a better thing. Categorically. What is that? Categorically. Everybody who's accused decided this is the right word. But, like, nobody uses categorically in, like, their everyday parlance. I don't even know what it means. Oh, every category. You're only. You're just being accused of one in one category. This is in jeopardy. What do you mean, categorically? He's never been in the pizza category. Exactly. This isn't Papa John. Define categorically. It means doing or saying something in a way that is absolute, without any doubt. Okay, It. But it's only used to. To say you didn't, like, assault someone. Really? Yes. Nick. Wow, you've been following the big Nick stuff. You like that? Oh, my gosh. That is really off the wall. He's a really sick, weird little dude. Eh. You know what? I'll also say about Brian, he's got great mic etiquette. I appreciate that. Thank you. Is this an SM58? It is. Oh, yeah. He's got a nice voice. He knows ball. I appreciate it. Thank you. What do you mean he knows ball? Like a saying, you know? You know ball. He knows balls. Ball. Like basketball. Baseball. Like, you know the game. You know ball. You know ball. Yeah. You never heard that expression? I have. I'm just giving a hard time. You know ball. He knows ball. Sounds weird. Ball. He knows audio. Ball. He knows meatball. Sloppy ball. Sloppy. Sloppy ball. Oh, hey now. Sloppy balls. I told you he liked it. I draw the line as sloppy balls. Jared Leto speaks out on sexual assault sex with a minor. Accusations after multiple women come forward. Let's hear what he had to say. Let's hear the man out. Let's hear. Does he know ball? Statutory ball. Is this what it is? Is this video assault? In a new BBC documentary. In it, four women accused Leto of assault when they were all teenagers. Leto tells Page Six in a statement, quote, I have never sexually assaulted anyone in my entire life. Here it comes. Categorically, absolutely, and categorically false. He already said absolutely is redundant anyway. Absolutely. It's much more common. Understood. Categorically. That's a couple of adverbs back to back. Yeah, it's so. It's. It's redundant. What it is, is insecure. Yep. Exactly. Yep. Say I Didn't do that. Victims came forward in the BBC documentary using pseudonyms to conceal their identity. One victim claims Leto assaulted her in 2002 when she was 17 years old in a motel bathroom. Another woman says she met Leto at one of his 30 Seconds to Mars concerts when she was 17 and he was 34. She said they had sex. Look at his dumb fucking face. And I hate his, like, pseudo fashion. He thinks he's just like so. He thinks he's so iconic. But just look at him, bro. He looked. If he was a dog, he'd be like a chihuahua. You know? Let me think about that. But he'd act like he thought he was a lion dog. Not sure on that one. You're. You're not a dog person. I'm not a dog person. It's showing. The depth of your ignorance is showing right now. In the words of Dan alleges that Leto wanted her to call him daddy and to pretend to be his little girl. That woman said only as time went by did she realize how scared scary his behavior was. She said she went like, why, bro? Like, how weirder can you be? You're walking around with a giant anal bead necklace and no shirt. Only as time. Look at this. The outfit. Is that Jared? Exactly. Went by. Did she realize how scary his behavior was? She said she went to Leto's house several times. The hell is that? He passed out at the party. Somebody. Yeah, they got it. Sharpie. He was the first to fall asleep at the sleepover. Yep. And he decided to go to a gathering. He went to Versailles the next day and accused him of shrugging off. Why is he just standing there? So more honestly like having a stroke. Look at his face. Doesn't even move. And it's catatonic. Look at this. Just thinking about who he's gonna meet. After that. She said she went to this house several times and accused him of hello fact that she was a minor. All the eye the lights flashing and right in his face. And no response. Jared. Bro. It's brain damage, man. When they had probably has untreated syphilis. X. Another victim said she received sexually explicit. Too much hair calls from left. Does that make you ball? No. When she was 16 years old, she said in one of those phone calls he suggested they have sex. Several other women in the documentary report that they received sexually explicit phone calls from Leto. One of the victims accuses Leto of grooming as well. Men who worked with Leto on tour also featured in the documentary. They said they were uncomfortable with the age gap between Leto and the girls he was inviting backstage to his dressing room. A man claimed that he saw one of the girls call her parents to pick her up after she spent an hour in Leto's bedroom at his house. This isn't the first time Leto's been accused of inappropriate sexual behavior with teenagers. These allegations go back over 15 years. Just last summer, a report by Air Mail had nine women come forward and accused Leto of behavior they described as predatory, terrifying and unacceptable. At the time, he also faced accusations of flirting with teenagers. And back in 2005, a source told us that Leto was hitting on teenagers at a New York hotel. Back then. He was constantly texting 16 and 17 year old girls at the time. An incident insider called it really kind of creepy. No charges have been brought against Leto. An insider called it a little bit strange and creepy and weird. It's putting him mildly. Cool far. But will more accusations come out after the doc? Okay. Hope. Well, I think he's cook. Cook now. How do we cook? Cook? Like James Charles. Like, you know what I mean? So BBC made a whole documentary and now it's like, okay, everybody has to acknowledge that Jared Leto is a creep. Like, how do we cook, cook? James Seaboy. We need BBC. Is that all the tip we need? BBC documentary, you know what I mean? Before he stops. Guten tagging. What does it take to put this man to fucking shut this man down? I have you. You know about my upcoming antic. About James. I don't think so. It's huge. It should be. It's. It should be. It might be today or tomorrow, but people you might be seeing something about. I'm not going to say what it is. I'll let you all be surprised. Keep you guessing. Stay tuned. But the day of reckoning is coming. Excellent. And I'm very excited, actually. Here, I'll whisper and they can see your reaction. Okay. Okay. Very good. They'll see because you're going to love it. Hold on. That's amazing. That's amazing. Fantastic. That's good, right? Yeah, I appreciate the creativity. It's insane. Yeah, it feels insane. No, that's good. But you know, extreme measures, right? Like I'm not BBC. I can't. I don't be having. I don't have that kind of clout. I'm. I really feel like I have a moral obligation to. Right. Can I see his reaction? Can you play? Can you send me a link, please? I'm going to rate it. You were looking at it. No, but I just make sure inches away from your face was it good? Nate said it was good. I'd like to see. Really? You watch it. I give you FOMO by saying that. I just would like to know, like, if he's going to come sit on the couch. I just want to know what kind of audience I'm working with here. Right, Absolutely. I mean, I noticed I haven't heard any audible laughter. Taking advantage of the tools. Yeah, exactly. But the Joe. The sloppiness was. Was good. You ever put cheese on a sloppy joe? Some people put an American cheese slice on there. It's not my vibe, because what I'm thinking is you can mix it in. Oh, well, Really? I don't know. That just immediately felt horrifying to me. All right, so can you put in slow motion, please? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See that? It did. Brian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go play. Oh, my goodness. Look at the. Look at the. Look at the reaction. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yes. How excited are we, huh? Yes. All right, chill. Come on. Am I overdoing it now? No, you're feeling. That was great. Okay. No, that was perfect. That's that. I mean, it is that good. I think you guys will have the same reaction. It's a candid responsor. So what did Jared say in his defense? Hold on. Can we. Can we take a look at the screen one more time? Yeah, go ahead. So this is you reacting to his reaction. Okay, good. Let me see. Oh, this is meta. You could put Ethan in another corner, please. You got that? This is like to the third power. Oh, he's not showing Ethan right now. I'm waiting. I need the reaction to the reaction. Are you doing that now or am I reacting now? You're about to stand by, so tell. Cause I want Nate's struggling over there. There, there, there I go it. Why is it. He's got it. Okay, go ahead. All right. Pretty good. Yeah, but add another layer now, please. Cuz that one. I felt like I was giving it that one. Okay, give me just a moment. Thank you. So what did he say? Let's read. Oh, that's it. He just said, I ain't did that and that's it. Category. He threw a couple categorically in there. Everybody know a pedophile. This is gloves, bro. Disgusting freak. Yeah, what the hell? That's weird. Just weird. Bad vibes, Guante. Horribly bad. My fingering gloves. Let me put them on before I touch you. I'm not even going to engage with that one. That's more safer for you than me. Tamara and David are his closest friends. Respond yeah, we already talked. We talked about it. We led with this, actually. But David. Is he here? Because David has yet to defend him. He's yet to comment on the situation, which I find troubling. So you guys are going barefoot. David is barefoot in this. Because David wears the tightest shoes in the world. And he takes so long. He takes them. That is a very common thing. Climbers will take their shoes off, and they're not climbing, but I can't because their shoes hurt their feet. Why? Tight little fuckable shoes. They are. They are very tight because it gives you more precise control with your. With your feet. Like I said, it's just. Oh, come on. I know you all are going up the blue lane. This is in Mount Everest. Again, the color does not. Yeah, you see, you don't have the excuse of being ignorant anymore because I already informed you. Just saying, embarrassing yourself. Pinky Herman. Pinky Herman, bro. Speaking of which, we don't have much time left, and I think you need to see some of these Trump clips. I think we should. Okay, so water sports, fun, blind watch. Should I watch that? Yeah, that's just a quick thing, but I think you will enjoy it. When David is here, though, he should say something just for posterity, because I don't want people to start throwing around accusations about David. Me neither. And that's why, again, it's just. It's troubling. It's troubling how quiet he's been there. There's already, you know, enough confusion with the other David. Right, right, right. Yeah, he's. Yeah. Yeah. So I've been requested to watch this blind, so. Yeah. Wow. Oh, I've. I've seen this already. Oh, well, then you're not watching a blind. Then it won't be as funny. It is very funny, though. He's a big boy trying to get on the skis. I mean, this is really the instructor's fault. Like, you definitely, like, you're over the weight limit, buddy. No, don't worry. I got you. See, he's just gonna grab him. He just starts waterboarding him, right? They start coming in and out of the water. He won't let go of him. That's gotta be. He's gotta be drowning. Look at this. Like this. That's what. That's what drowning looks like. This is waterboarding. Anyone who's ever learned how to water ski, but you could let go. This guy's just. Yeah, you can't bail. Well, you can let go, but you don't. Oh, wait, I thought he was like, Hanging on the. Wait, wait. Okay. I thought it looked like there was a little guy on the tube. It was. There's a person on it. Yeah, he's on it. Wait, that's him. I think it's a different guy. Yeah, there's no way that's him. Wow. Okay. It was mostly just the drowning that guy part, though. Oh, now this guy is just stunting. Yeah, I saw it. Very funny. Very funny. We have a statement from David. He said he's 20 minutes away, but he did it. He's cooked. That's his statement. Is he talking about Jared or him? Jared. Okay, but I'm not. I know Jared's cooked. I'm asking him to defend himself. Sounds like he's saying he's cooked. I think he's talking to Jared right now to know what to say. Can he call in? Can he call in? David, can you call in? He's just said he's himself. Who refers to themselves in the third person? He read his message again. Who said he's. He did it, he's cooked. Yeah, but I know that already. I'm asking about David's role. I don't think he. Okay, yeah, that's fair. And he's kind of. He's not helping his case by saying he did it. David did it. I don't think he did it. David. Did he done it? I remember you hated that so much, didn't you? Did he done did it again? Somebody hated that. I just hated the. The chilies thing. Ding dong diddly done diddy ding dong dung it again. Here's a speaking of Big Nick and if you guys member shout out members, we can continue this tomorrow. But we put together, obviously Big Nick was shocked with wow. The amount of brain altering knowledge. And here we cut together all of his wows or somebody on the subreddit. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Wow. Wow. You're a duck. Wow. You're a duck. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Wow. This is a mind blowing conversation. I. I noticed when I'm talking and like when I was talking about EverQuest, I didn't hear anybody saying wow. Do you remember the monster energy drink? The lady? Oh, the demonic. Yeah, she was obsessed with like. Yeah, these podcasts just remind me of a long, rambling version of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fun. Yeah. Also that was cut together by Whoa Nelly. Whoa Nelly. Whoa Nelly. Whoa Nelly. Whoa, Nelly. Whoa, Nelly. I can't do it. Whoa, Nelly. Ninja's a daddy. Yeah, I mean. Okay, I'll need to click that. Ninja had a baby. My sister had a baby. Why are you making. Well, hold on. I'm sorry to interrupt. Tomorrow, congratulations to your sister. Why are you downplaying, Tyler? What do you want me to do? Blevins, bringing a beautiful baby into the. Not downplaying. I'm just. What am I. What do you want me to say there? Ninja had a baby. Maybe a little congratulations. Let's move on. I didn't even know him. Wow, you don't know him. You've met him. He was a guest on our show. He's a. A friend of the show. Congratulations to Ninja. You got a. Congratulations, Ninja. Moving right away. Thank you. He gets it, Howie. Howie's doing TikTok lives and he's getting pissed off now. This just means Howie. We need to get back together with Howie because he needs our help. I need my help. What the fuck was that? A wet anus. You need your help? Is that what you just said? Yes. Okay, can you guys hear me? Yes, Howie, Please stop sending all the audio stuff. No more audio. Please, please, please. I just want to talk to people I don't want to listen to. Wait, why can you send audios? That's so fun. Give me the name of the person that's doing this, and then I'll. Oh, I don't know what to do. If I. If I know who's doing this, but I'll do something I don't. Don't do the. How do I know who to block? How do I know who to block? Whoa. Yo, their live is crazy. It is pretty crazy. Speaking of pretty crazy, David's on the line. David, are you there? I am here. All right, so obviously this is for your benefit, David, right? There is a picture going around of you and Jared Leto, and obviously he's in some hot water. People accused his friends of knowing what he was up to. People close to him. I just wanted to get you on the record, you know, denouncing him and confirming that you had. You. You didn't know about any of this, right? Well, I mean. Well, first of all, there isn't a photo of me and Jared going around. There's a photo of me and Tamara and Jared going around taken by Dan. So all three of us. Well, we. Well, I'm not in that photo. David. David, I don't. You're. I don't want to accuse you of trying to off you skate but we've already spoke to Dan and Tamar about it. Okay, I. I will gladly go on the record and say I had no idea any of this was going on. You cat. Do you categorically deny it? I categorically deny it. Got him. I will say guilty. This is not the first time that I've met Jared Leto. Okay, well, that. Well, that's important to know. That's. That's it. Please disclose all previous. Why are you hanging out more? Okay, I'm not hanging out with Jared Leto. Now, this is your chance, David, to come clean, so please. There's amnesty in this conversation. We're trying to help you. Yeah. The first time I met Jared Leto, I was hiking at the. You went on a hike with him. That's like real friendship. Wow. Like, I don't go hike. I would only go hike with my closest friends. That's crazy. I did not hike with him. This was not a Philly D situation. Okay? I was hiking with friends at the Malibu Creek State park, and he was there hiking by himself. How close? Passed by us. How close? He walked by you? How close. How long was he near you? Friendships? It was just a quick passing. Did you say anything? Just passed through and I was like, oh, yeah, no worries. Go for it. That was Jared Leto. So you. You. There was a passing, but it sounds like you were not moving in opposite directions. It sounds like you were actually moving in the same tandem. In tandem? They might. It was that sort of pass, like he overtook you going. So the Malibu Creek State park, there's like some hiking, some climbing of it, like traversing. Oh, I'm. We were going one direction, he was going the other direction. We were kind of struggling in our area, and we just kind of let him go past us, essentially. Sounds like they're climbing buddies. Yeah. If you ask me. More climbing, eh? Yeah, they're recreat together on. On a regular basis. And unfortunately, the second time I met him was also a climbing situation. That's why I want. That's just why I want to clear the air for you. It's for your benefit. It really is. So the second time was about a year or so after that first meeting. Have you had sex with Jared Leto? Oh, wow. No, no, no. God, no. I said no idea. Yeah, I. I have no idea what his hog looks like, I promise. And why. Why be that specific with it? Nobody. Nobody brought that weird dude. Yeah. Why are you talking about his hog? All right, David, you know. You know, damn. I. I don't. I would. I would not utter about his penis. That is horrible that you'd even bring that up. You have no comments about if he's packing or not? Absolutely not. You. You refuse to comment? That's weird. It's gross. I don't think he's packing. He barely goes up to my thigh. Of course he's not packing. I mean, it would be. It's a physical limitation. Yeah, on his pack load. But we shouldn't focus too much on that, as that's what David. That's why David is so good at this. He's changed the conversation. I'm just trying to clear my name. Listen, David, thank you for calling. You should speak. You should talk about this when you get in, okay? Yeah, but not with us, with a lawyer. Let's go. All right, let's go. All right. Thanks for the call. All right. Thank you. See you in about three minutes. That's David in about 30 seconds in the studio. Listen. Yeah. You did it. Thank you. Yes, you did. Thank you very much. I don't see. I do puns like that. And I don't see you clapping, so that one was not. Well, whatever. But Zach was really putting. I'm sorry. I'll start doing that more for you. Sorry. Yeah, I mean, that'd be nice. Just to feel like I left your jokes all the time. I know you. I know you think she's cool. Brian's cool, too. He laughed at it. Heck, yeah, I did. Yeah. I just saying, like, he knows ball, dude. He knows ball. He knows ball. Do I know ball? You do know ball. Okay. Do more people know ball more than other people that know ball? Yeah, there's, like. There's, like, leagues to it. Like baseball, you know, there's like, Double A, Triple A, and then you're. What league am I? Depends on the category. Ball. What type of ball? Like comedy ball. You'd be in the major league. Sure. Okay. That's high compliment, right there. It is. Thank you. Watch Ball. I praise. Yeah. You know you're getting called up to the majors. Sure. Also seemed a lot less enthusiastic about that one. Also big, like, listen, the majors. The majors. I get it. But are we talking, like, the Dodgers? Are we talking, like, the Tigers? Ball is ball. If you're in MLB to the show, you're in ball. But comedy ball. Yeah. Dodgers. You know, maybe we got to watch these trump clips, and then we can get out of here. How long we've been going there, Dano? 2:41:27. How. Now, tell me this. How long in between when you Click that stop stream button. Or is it till you hit that start living my real life button in Norath EverQuest. For me, it'll probably be a while. I have a lot of post show stuff that I got. I got to be with the kids, too, which is fucking, you know. That's so annoying, bro. I got to take a page out of the book of that dude who left his daughter in the car. Yeah. EverQuest, above all, feed yourself. Just crack the windows. Yeah, they're not gonna die of heat. It's fine in the house. I mean, I have ac, I have food, I have toilets. Yeah, they have beds. They're mature for their age. Oh, yeah. No, Teddy found me in the middle of the night to tell me that I was snoring too loud. He did? Yeah, he did. Brian, I can't sleep. You're snoring so loud. When we were in Santa Cruz, Brian stayed with them one night. Wait, what room were you in? Actually, I sacked out in their little window bed. Oh, you were in their room, right? Yeah, we did a slumber party in there. Okay. Actually, I've done that to friends. Like, I just. I can't sleep with snoring. No offense. I know it's personal, but Sean Balrog, my good friend from home, he's an incredible snorer, and I used to throw shit at him, and then eventually I just had to wake him up or, I don't know, use a CPAP Brian or B Pap machine. I don't want to talk about that. Okay. It sounds. It's rough. Being a snorer is not easy. It's rough. Wait, so Teddy was crying, though? No. Well, no. You know, whining as anyone would be if you woke up in the middle of night and poor guy couldn't sleep. He's just trying to let me know, dude, you're making a ton of racket in my bedroom. You turn on your side. Do you still snore or is it just like. It's not as bad. Yeah, I think I probably just rolled. I mean, I didn't move. I just rolled over. Well, he likes when people sleep there, so I don't think he wanted. Oh, okay. Good. Good. Yeah. Good. Yeah, it's a good time. They're fun. But my. But you didn't answer my question. If I go play EverQuest. Yeah, they'll be fine. Yeah, I don't want to go on record, you know, I've got a credential to think about, so. That's fair. Yeah. You hear that? That's What I want to hear, I don't want to hear dad, I'm hungry. I want to hear that. That's all I want to hear, bro. Pure euphoria. Jesus, these are like the, the best looked after boys in the world, so. Well, they were. There you go. Until EverQuest. Yeah, they're the best, but I'm gonna, I'll be with them and then probably. They, they're so hard to put to bed. I'll probably won't even get on until like 10. You believe that, Dan? That's why I stay up so late. I don't have enough time in the day to play EverQuest. Do you cap at like, do you set an hour? It's like, all right, I gotta go to bed. Or are you just like, I wing it. I should do that. But I wink it. So if you go, if you start playing at 10, will you be playing at like 3:34? More like probably 2. Okay, yeah, I'll draw. I'll put a heart out at 2 o'. Clock. Let me take a call. Hi, there's Ethan Klein. Hey, Ethan Klein. I. I have a complaint to raise, actually. I'm really glad you picked up my call. Go ahead. So there is a recurring problem where you never put the phone back on the hook and I have called 600 times, Ethan. 600 times. That is not true. By proof. Is it back on the hook now? Yeah, it's always back on the hook. Well, she knows now, but I've, I've been. She was about to say because she gets a busy signal. But that just means that somebody else got through. This is not a very professional setup. We, we have one phone line, so if somebody. There's no call waiting. There's no call waiting. So I'll take another one. Yeah, I mean, sorry, but you're just, you're just wrong. You know, I'm. I'm not gonna sit here and be insulted by my own people. Hey Ethan. Is it the same person? No, I'm just. Hi. Realized someone picked up. I'm so excited to talk to you. Well, thank you. I'm excited to talk to you. What can I help you with? I have a question about our good friends Gamer Subs. All right, but make it nice and friendly. No, I love Gamer. Okay, good. What do you got? What do you got? A tan. Dan aborted that. No, I didn't, I didn't do it. I didn't touch anything. It was Tom. Tom must have done it. I didn't do that. I did not do that. I, I don't know. I think, Tom, I don't have the ability to control that at all from a. I swear to God, I did not do anything. You saw, both my hands were up. No, it didn't look like you did anything. That was very funny timing, though. Okay, that's enough calls for the day. Sorry about that, guys. Let's look at Trump clip. Let's do it. Vance explaining it's impossible to not like Lindsey Graham. Okay. Right. So I guess just to set it up a little bit, all these clips were from Lindsey Graham, who passed away suddenly a couple weeks ago. His funeral happened and it was. I don't know if it was televised or just online, but there's a lot of clips that come that have come out of it. And so go ahead. I was. I wonder if the coroner can comment on his ladybug. Oh, because they could. They're in a unique freedom of information. That was horrific. Foia, his autopsy papers. Oya, his tank. Oh, my gosh. You know, they got like the drawings of the person, you know, when they're dead, they're just five little dots around. Yeah. I don't know if they. I don't know if they mark those down. In his case they might. Sounds like a whole fucking fungus colony. Nasty body. Feel at home. I was talking to, you know, a mutual friend of ours, a person who didn't always agree with Lindsey Graham's politics just shortly after his death. And I expected the person maybe to say something critical, but he said, you know what? Even though we sometimes disagreed, I loved Lindsey Graham. It was impossible not to. Like, that's literally just normal life. Like, only in D.C. could they fathom of a world where someone dies and you have to like, spit on their grave and, like, act right. Yeah, it's like, that's normal. If somebody dies, you're like, oh, yeah, that's sad. And that, you know. You know, come on. That swashbuckling, infectious laugh, that attitude. Swashbuckling. He's a pirate. He is not pirate coated at all. That was just made up. Swash. What? Dude, that passion that so many others have talked about. Lindsey Graham was impossible not to like as a human being and of course, as a United States senator. Okay, so composite there. I've only included the Vance thing as a setup for Trump's. So just click on the next link underneath that. It's there for as a foil. If you. It's there as a foil. So that was Vance and here's Trump. But Trump had his opinion. And the President, of course, when he Speaks. We all listen. Heated things got in Washington. Virtually everyone, Republican or Democrat, liked Lindsay. Well, not everybody, but it sounds good. Jeez. Not everybody. Couch. It had to. Couch. It didn't sound that good, but it sounds good. Not everybody. He was a tough cookie. Okay. I have to be. I have to veer from this first set. He was a tough cookie, darling, but he was beautiful. Actually. I don't. I don't think that was. I feel like that was a can. Canid moment of, like, not necessarily the worst, because I think he was trying to be like, a little roasty, but, like, in a. In a friendly way. But let's see where these go. You know what I mean? Ethan, thank you very much. I'm just trying. I'm just trying. Dr. Ethan Klein. Thank you, sir. Appreciate that. Oh, yeah, he's well mighty name. Oh, God, he's passing out of Jesus, who is king of all kings. Amen. So there's. He's sweating. He's falling asleep. This is a bad situation for him. So there was a lot of attempts at lip reading here. You got a good. You got anybody has any opinion? Man, I would kill did. Is there any good ones? Because people are really good at. I'm asking your opinion. I want to see a professional. Lip it. Read or do it. Okay, well, I don't have that look on tick tock. I bet you find it immediately. You got a McNeil in there. I dying to know what they said. I. I feel. In my opinion, they barely know each other. I feel like they're total strangers. What's. Oh, what happened? I just look. Then their eyes. They're both their eyes closed. But I feel like for such a different. I. I just. Just look at them, bro. Right? He's having a rough day, bro. He's barely in there. He's so ep. God, he's so nasty and gross and slimy looking. What? Mayo. Mayo for Sam Rock. What is Trump saying? Can you lip read it? He doesn't know. Okay. If you find someone doing a lip reading. Yeah, I did. Hold on. Ethan, thank you very much. You're welcome, sir. And thank you. Thank you. Appreciate that. My pleasure. Always a pleasure. Always a pleasure. Who the hell wrote that? This is a little meme from the subreddit. The true honor. Love this. The true honored guest. Oh, this is VistaVision. Yeah. Amazing work. Oh, wow. Wait, hold on. There's music or. I don't know if I can play it. Yeah, it's fine. Wow. It's a beautiful tribute right there. Thank you. Well done, man. Beautiful Forever young. He's dead. Why are they playing Forever Young? He's in a coffin. Yeah. What a weird song to play at a funeral. Forever Ladybug. Also, he hasn't been young in a long time. Like what? I don't feel like that song has nothing to do with Lindsey Graham. Forever young. That's weird. Oh, wow. Wow, wow. Honestly, that contest was meant for this moment. Yeah. To give us this. Do you really want to look Live forever. He's dead. He is dead. He probably did want to. He probably didn't want to die, I'll tell you that. Yeah. Imagine asking a dead person, do you really want to live forever? Well, let me decide that. No, no. Death is not the ding. Do you think it is tapping the casket. This is good right here, boy. This is my faves. This is my all time faves. There, there. Whoa. Is that normal? Do people. Is that. I think you could touch it and like. And like just. I think most people are probably, you know, you're emotional, you touch it, you say goodbye. Whatever. His was very just. He hit it with a casual. Yeah, yeah, listen. If God. If God is everything Lindsey Graham preached and said it would, that man's going to hell. I know what he done in those motel rooms. And let me tell you, they do not do that in Lindsey Graham's heaven. How do you know? Well, the one he purported to be about. Sound like you knew more than you let on. What are you trying to say, Nate? What are you trying to say? You're like, I know what happened those hotel rooms. You know? Yeah. I. Him. Is that what you want, Tier? Yeah, I. I had sex with Lindsey Graham. That's how I know for sure. 100 certainly can't defame the dead. I mean, college ain't cheap, man. I had sex with Lindsey Graham. Is he Jewish? That is an assertion of fact. Do you guys have a pool going on whether Mitch McConnell is still around? Still with us? I think he's probably on life support. What's the consensus here? Moment in silence for Lindsey Graham. He's virtually dead. I don't know. Honestly. He's virtually dead. He's not reading the paper and posting for photos. Mitch. Mitch. It's time, Mitch. I've been waiting for it. You've been running from me. Mitch. You're late. Knock, knock, Mitch. The death note has been signed. Can't escape me this time. You gave me Lindsay Graham, but that only curbed my appetite. Now I need your Kentucky looking of chicken ass. Put you in a bucket with a bunch of old other Old white men. I eat old white men like Kentucky Fried Chicken. Thank you. Very good, very good. Tata, Tata, old friend. Thank God I converted. There it is. Trump's gonna be going in here pretty soon. I don't know how this guy's clinging on, you know, just being real. I mean, just, just, just visually. Yeah. Doesn't look very well. Trump is struggling to open a. A thing of tic tacs, which does that. The motor skills are suffering, it seems like. There we go. He asking for help. Jd, give me. He's offering him. He's offering one. Yeah. Tic tacs. Tic Tacs is not a real mint. It's candy. It's sugar. Yeah, you put that in your mouth, it makes your breath worse. It's just sugar. You're just feeding the bacteria. What a shot. What a shot. Oh, yeah. You know what? I just realized what's happening. Those aren't tick tocks. That's some. That's like painkillers or something. Nitro. He's jump starting this. Yeah. No, yeah. Not painkillers. We're going in the Optro. Whatever it is. A little pick me up. Yeah. Stay awake at this boring ass funeral for this idiot. Lindsay, it's medicine. It's drugs. There's no way he's luncheon on tic tacs. I'm going to Shamballa after this. Trying to get a good look under the tongue, Mr. President. Exactly. Will you see him chewing? You don't chew tiktoks. I do, I do. Look how he just land. Just tosses that in his mouth. It's odd, his tiny. Look how he prepares his lips for it. Yeah, he does. He does. Here, come. Come to daddy. He's going. He is so over this. Come on, get in. Let's go. Yo. He probably has rancid breath, though. Trump smells so bad. Like he's right in his face. You know, JD's fighting for his life right now. It's crazy. Feel like I could. I can read it. He also supposedly shits himself a lot too, so it's probably just a whole. Oh, no, he's got a dirty diaper. He supposedly poops himself. Yeah. Yeah. According to who? He does. There's been rumors about it for a long time. And there's photos where it looks like he's wearing the pants. I mean, the dude is like 80. It happens. It's not that unusual for elderly people to have problems like that. Well, especially David. Kind of you to show up. Come here, buddy. You've said enough. You've said enough. The people have heard enough to pass. To pass their judgment. Does Chat think I'm innocent? You're watching. Would you like me to pull them? You have a beautiful watch, by the way. Stunt. Oh, thank you. I appreciate it. You get complimented a lot on it. I do, yeah. People like, hey, nice watch. I'm like, thanks. That's sick. Yeah. Funny, I don't get complimented on my watches. People almost never notice. Pretty much never. Never do. You need better watch taste. Where do they notice it? Is it at poker or other places? Just randomly, like, you know, if I'm at a restaurant or at the bank or something. So they got a nice watch, like, thanks. They say that to you? There's there a couple times, yeah. You go to the bank? What do you do at the bank? That's like such an old thing to do, you know, sometimes, like, I gotta do stuff at the bank. I don't know. You don't have anything to do with the bank? What, look at his watch? Of course, yes. It goes to the bank in 2016. Well, I have. I need to go. Why? To get quarters. Well, that's it. David, David, David. Do you have a washer in your apartment? Answer truthfully. I do. I rest my case. No bank necessary. The poll of David's innocence is 50. 50. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's just. Okay, it's ticked up to 51%. Yes. Yeah. I just voted yes on tomorrow's computer. What is he being accused of exactly? You're the one who made the accusation, right? Why you ask? I don't know. I don't know. I just. You doing on your phone? Getting quarters. What. What are you whispering about over there? So we were. We were talking about the second time we. We met Jared, Jared Leto and I, which was at a rock climbing gym about a year after that. First time I met him, it was. He was promoting, like, suicide Squad, so he dropped off some, like, merch at the rock climbing gym we were at. So we gave you things. I didn't take anything. You benefited from that relationship. No, no, I didn't take anything. I didn't take a single thing from him. But my friends and I were climbing there in the same area that he was in, and then he was like, hey, do you. Does anyone want to, like, climb this route? Because I'm already here. And I was like, sure, I'll do it. And I climbed. And then I. I belayed him. And that was the last time I ever spoke to him. You did. Literally his plan. What did you do? He was his he partnered up with Jared Leto. Yeah. He held the rope. You held the rope. His life was in your hands, man. You could have said, how much women could you have saved? Oh, no. Oh, no. That's a good point, bro. Would you. What would you do if it was Hitler on the other end of that rope? Would you have held it? Would you have belayed him, whatever that means? No, I. I would have let go. I would have let him get all the way to the top and then. Oh, Jared. Keep going, buddy. Super impressive. Show me how high you can get, you rainbow climber. It's my fault, Chad. It's my fault. You could have killed Jared Leto when you had the chance. I could have. I'm sorry. I would have. That's why I can't go. I can't go with you guys. So you can't get certified? No. Deck. Would you ever drop someone on purpose? Just a test question. Under any circumstances. Depends who it was. Here's another one, Trump. Thank you, David. Oh, you're welcome. You're off. You're off the hook. Sorry, Chad. This guy's sleeping next to him. Seems like it was really disgusted. Boring. Who is that? Oh, my God. He looks disgusted. Right? So probably in the smell. Yeah. So this is, people theorize, somebody reacting to a fresh dookie that just got laid down. Well, I don't. A presidential dookie, if you will. I mean, he genuinely looks repulsed. Like, I don't know, it looks like he's about to throw up. I don't. I feel like that's not a face that naturally creeps upon your face. Look at him. Yeah, no, it's visceral. That is. Madman is not. And look how Trump is basking in it. Wow. Wow, look at this. You don't see faces like that in the wild. Almost never. That's called two quarter pounders and an Oreo milkshake. Wow. Well, there it is. Trump's having a lot of moments over there. He's having a moment. Other recent Trump moments. Oh, we have a very exciting exclusive on Friday. One of Lindsey Graham's former sex workers is calling into the show. No kidding. No kidding. Wow. We can ask him about the ladybugs. Yeah, we can ask them whatever we want. Colony. A ladybug. So that. So, I mean, I. I personally. And I'm. And I'm very excited and grateful to them for wanting to call in. I think it's going to be an interesting call. Trump calls Peewee, Pinky, Herman. We heard that one quite a bit today. And see terrible. Senator John Ossoff. He's terrible. Oh, and the Democrats in Congress are voting with the communists every single time. They're afraid of the communists. You look at it now, I was. I fought ourselves before, as you know, and we won. We had a great success against this guy. He reminds me of Pinky Herman. Do you ever see Pinky? That's funny. I like Pinky Herman. Pinky Herman. Add Mexico as Mihai Ho. The hell does that mean? You pronounced oh, mejijo. Oh, yeah, yeah. Zach's been playing this one, too. Yeah, that. That doesn't surprise me. Me, For years, you watch companies move production from America down to Mexico. Mexico, Mexijo. I love the way there's a very nice president of Mexico. You know that? She's very nice, and she speaks beautifully, and she calls it Mexico. So I said to a group the other day, nobody riffs like this, man. We will stop all business going to Mexico. And they didn't know what the hell I was talking about. That's funny. That's a funny anecdote. The guy's got fucking. He knows ball. He knows ball. He has good shtick. He's good. He's a good. The man can riff. What the is this? Pakistani Donald Trump. Wait, this is. What the is this? This is my favorite. Wait, what the hell? Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Get my color. Is this guy, like, albino or something? Okay. Most likely he has a. A lot of videos. That's amazing. How he looks like him. Well, kind of. Go to his channel. There's a bunch more. Pinky Herman, Pakistani Donald Trump. That's the name of it. Then there's his number and his banner. Oh, he has his number. Call him. Give him a call. You have a phone right next to you. I mean, it's Pakistan. I don't know. If this says Don, call him. I mean, can it connect to Pakistan? We got long distance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Try. You have to hang up first. Oh, there's somebody on the phone. I gotta. Hey, we're gonna call Pakistan. Just hang up on them and pick up again quickly before somebody else calls. He wants to say one. Oh, go ahead now. We don't have time for this. Oh, hang up, bro. Yeah, could I just say that you got to throw a slice of cheese on that sloppy Joe. Get him out of here. Get him out of here. Hang up. Also a dilly doer. Stand the up, Dilly donter. Stand the down. Tomorrow. Stand up. No, dilly do, dilly do, dilly do. Okay. Thought you say. Diddly diddly hard to get. Just hang up and immediately pick up. I did that. Thank you. With the. With the device. Hit drop call and then hit call. Hello? There's no dial tone. Do we dial to. Yes, start dialing. Yeah, no, it's not working. Okay, here. Come troubleshoot this. We got. We're going to call him. Just call him from your personal. I could do that too. Let's see if Dan knows how to work a landline. Mr. Tech over here, he can't even work a landline. But you were the one just struggling with it. Well, let's see if maybe. Maybe it's not my fault. May not be my fault. I didn't think it was your fault. Yeah, you did. I didn't. You were all judging me. No, we weren't. Stop calling. Okay, trying to call Pakistan. Is there someone there? Yes. Be nice to our fans. Oh, yeah. During this, I just want to say huge, huge shout out to the one and only Olivia, whose birthday it is. We love Olivia so much. Mrs. Lope. Happy birthday, Olivia. Yes. Happy birthday, Olivia. Happy birthday. Happy, happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy, happy eighth. Olivia. We're trying to call Pakistan. Well, tell them. Tell the show. Stop calling. Guys, your car. You're gonna get banned. Dan, I can't even hear them. What are you doing over here? He's having a private conversation. Dude, You're trying to time it. Yeah. Hey, you don't mind? We're trying to call Pakistan. You want me to call? Someone just sacrificed their personal phone. I could call. You want me to call? Yeah, yeah. Let Ethan call with your phone. We're gonna. We have to call Pakistani Donald Trump. We need him to call the hotline. Is that your fume vape, Ethan. Yeah. Toss that over here. Let me check. Got it. That's his thing. He just. That's a solid bit, you know, and he's like, good. I think he's good at that. I don't know. I don't know what being good at it looks like. I feel like he's got a good voice. I think he's doing it good, whatever it is. Okay. What is. Oh, my gosh. She just. Yeah, that was a violent grab. That lady's not having it. No answer. It rang, but no answer. It's 4am in Pakistan right now. Yeah, they're up. Do you think that's. His personality is a traditional dense and creamy frozen dairy dessert made by slow boiling full fat milk until it's reduced, then mixed with sugar. What are we talking about? The thing that he was holding and oh, yum. That's what he was singing. You get saying kulifi. Oh, I want that. Yeah. That's why she was so eager to get it so mixed with sugar, cardamom, and nuts like pistachios or almonds. Unlike western ice cream, it's not churned, giving a unique, rich texture that melts slowly. Why are we churning? Stop churning. It's more work. Stop churning. Yeah, well, we hand crank ice cream at your house, Ethan, on Sundays. Hey, come on, Brian. I saw. Told you to keep it appropriate. Sorry, apologies. We do. We have a. We have a. A hand. An Amish made hand crank. Hand cranks you. The ice cream for cream. The ice cream. Okay. Jesus. Guys are so sick. You know what I mean? Tai Lopez. I used to. I like using chat GBT in the shower. You guys are so funny. I like chatgpt in the shower to just have conversations. I pick a place where there's no. Like, you can get these little things that stick to the wall and then I just have a conversation. Does the Alpha music work? No. For I like to talk to Chat GPT in the shower. You're in my garage. Cut to a bunch of bored and sleeping people. A woman is about to pass out. Where do these people come from? Oh, man. Ty's on some weird. You can have wild conversations, man. It is insane what you can have. So I prefer presumably crazy people are paying for this. What I find is when any of you types with your finger, we all get tired of typing. So we give it insufficient information. Information. That is so stupid, bro. Average person is never gonna be good with social media. They don't. I mean, with the AI, I don't feed it right. I like. So that's good. I just leveled up. Big time wisdom. Bing. Big, big time. Level up. Oh, smoking fajitas. We have to watch. I love this video. I was. I was. Okay, let's. Let's watch. I was enjoying this so much. Out of time, guys. So you know. Smoking fajitas, baby. This is the best, best, best. This is so good. Everybody sit back and relax. Oh, here we go. We got the smoking potatoes in here. I smell what burning. Dad, are you back there? We got another order of smoking. Everyone's coughing another one. Oh. Oh, my gosh. We're smoking it up. That's the way I like it, though. Somebody call the fire department. I'm. I'm seriously. Appraisal. Oh, my gosh. And we've got another one. Oh, my God. My. Had to get up late. Thick, dark smoke. Yeah, it's not. It's not supposed to look like steamy. Supposed be like steam, but not like it shouldn't make you cough. It's just. Actually, there's three of them. They're breathing in the smoke is pylus and just listen. They continue on. We got it smoking up in here. Sure do. If you ain't getting your food like this, you need to be. That's right. You need to be getting your food like this. Your photographer is doing little coffee. Don't get too close. Now. That is what a smoking fahiti is. That's right. That's one smoking fajit. Feed them video out and show them your welcome tag. That's right. I want my feet to look like this when they bring it to you. If everybody like coughing, they didn't do it right. That's right. Y' all have a good night. Love dying, bro. Shout out to them. Oh, God. Wherever the they are. We love our smoking fajitas out here, boy. I ain't smoking. They ain't doing it right. Ethan, when we close the show, can we look at some elbows real quick? Because I. I want. I want some feedback on my elbows. I've got some concerns. What, like. You mean like this? Yes. You want to see it? You want to present? Yes, go ahead. Right now. Present arms. Yeah, present your arms. All right. Ten huts. It's fine. It's fine. Yeah, not the same. The longer I look, the longer I look. Wait a minute here. All right. Yeah. Getting up from another angle here. No, he's right. He should do it from. Well, you want to compare it to me? You'll see how normal yours are. Stop. Girl, girl. No, no, no. His bed. Oh, they're. It wasn't really present in the other angle. He's right. Oh, they bend in. Go forward. Brian. Yeah, the way he is. Down more. Put it. Yeah, down. I mean, your arms this way looks. Looks normal. Lateral. No, no, no. That doesn't look right. That one doesn't look right. So you're. You're. It seems you're good here, but here it goes. It goes south, literally. Has that always been like that? We got weird arms going on. Yeah. And since you talk about the elbows here, I. I wanted to get your. Has it always been like that? Yeah. Oh, yeah. But you're fine then. I'll be all right. Yeah. If it's. If it's a new thing, I'd be a little bit worried. That would be like. Yo, are your bones starting to disconnect the screen? That. No, that. No, that ain't Right. That's bizarre. That is bizarre. That is bizarre. It's not. Chill. No, not bad. Just. I don't like it. I don't like seeing it. Okay, well, this is his life. I'm sorry you don't like seeing it. It's fine. It is. No, it's not fine, Brian. It's not fine for her to laugh at our guests like that. He wakes up every morning and sees that himself for his whole life with his fucked up elbows. And you're just gonna sit there and laugh like it's no big deal? Like, ah, it's a sideshow. Ha. It's funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's a little funny. It's not funny. It's a little bit. And frankly, it's not funny when you laugh at my fucked up elbows either. You know, I had a moment when Nate was saying something to you and I realized finally, I was like, oh, yeah, we. I guess we all do pick on Ethan and are always combative with him. And I had a moment. I was like, oh, yeah, not me. Okay, Dan, you are on my special. Anyway. Oh, please, Nate, you're lucky. You guys are all lucky. I'm a good sport and I can roll with the punches because that's what supreme confidence looks like. None of y' all can tear me down. None of y'. All. And by the way, when I start arguing and all you guys gang up, I. I'm right and you're wrong. Imagine that one man stands against an army. His own army to stand against your own army. Called a mutiny. Did you watch the Odyssey? I was gonna say. I was gonna almost. I was go bring it up and apologize because I realized, you know, like. Because you just say some sometimes and I'm like. But then I realized, oh, yeah, but that's why we do that. Because you do like this, right? What? Defend my guest body from your. No. No. Yes. You know what? Actually, oh, yeah. I'm the bad guy tomorrow. Just walks around the street laughing at weird looking people. Weird I am. That's basically what she does. She goes, dude, you were born like that. Not cool. I started do that with someone in park with Parkinson's in a wheelchair. Oh. She's like, dude, you won't. You always look like that. I. It was just fucked up, bro. Tamara, that is not okay. Okay, Thank you. And shout out to the Parkinson's community. They're obviously. They're trying to hold it together. Shout out to the Parkers. All right, well, that. That they can't Park. That's the thing. All right? Dopamine. They can't ever park. We got to get out of here. And I do need to make. You need to thank some of these super chats before we do. Okay? Go ahead, roll through it. I'm hijacking. Hijacking the show. Go for it. All right. Eric Nazario said, I've been watching H3 since my girlfriend for six years introduced me to it. She broke up with me recently. Today's my birthday and I'm celebrating it alone. I didn't ask you to tell me the biggest bummer news in the world. Okay, I've heard. That's okay. It's okay. I've heard worse. I'm sorry. Thanks for keeping me sane. And thanks for sticking with us. Us? You know what I mean. You can still keep watching. You can keep us in the divorce. And they also say. Can I get a sound bite of choice? Shout out. Olivia birthday. Brian, would you like to pick a sound bite. Oh. For Olivia's birthday or just, you know, dealer's choice? Yeah, let's see your show. B Knowledge. Oh, my gosh. I got nothing for you right now. Wow. Don't put. You put them on something for me. Something from. From Uncle. Uncle who? Howie. Gabe. Uncle Gabe. What does it mean to have a boner? That's true. That's good. That is good. That is good. Yeah. All right. Keeping it rolling. Small text. 8, 3, 1. Never get to join live. But I was lucky enough to go to the Oliver memorial, and Ethan handled it so well. Thank you. We had to take off early, but I was walking out and I heard Ethan go up for his final speech and I. To run back from. Small text. Thank you. Thank you. V Quy said. Hey, huge fan of the constant refreshing sound bites. Zach is unreal. Can I get his favorite recent one, please? Thank you. And family. Family, family. That's from Vinnie. What do you got in the uk? What's the best right now? Zach? Oh, yeah, baby. Let's go. Okay, let's. Alexis. Kids are going to bed early tonight. Boy. That's right. Alexis V. Says family. I'm about to fly to Amsterdam to propose to my girlfriend. Wish me luck. Luck. Flying all that way. She better. Yes. Thank you for all the laughs. You got me through the darkest times. And now y' all are here for my happiest love. Well, I'd love to hear that. I'm glad you're doing well, Alexis V. Thank you very much. Wow, wow, wow. That's right. Dakota Pendleton said no. Y' all talked ot already. Oh, Oliver Tree. I'm a photographer that shot Oliver Tree's memorial. Ethan and Hila, afterwards, wanted to make sure they get the photos. Just emailed the pod email. Also, Hila and Ethan are the nicest people you'll ever meet. Oh, that's really nice. I'll take that. Hell yeah. Hell, yeah, I am. I will say you are. Yeah. I'll stop it. You're just trying. You're always nice. When I met you at the live show, whenever I had friends meet you. You're very nice. Okay, thank you. I appreciate our. Both you and Hila. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate you doing that. I love the fans. What can I say? I can't fake it. It's true. That's right. So grateful. Right, Dan? That's right. Right. Tamara, I actually didn't hear what you said. You don't have to answer. Just. Let's keep it moving. Okay, Dakota, I see your email. Right. David, I'm gonna. I'm gonna forward. That's it. David gets it. Nate, are you on the fume too? What's happening, Devin? Slamming this fume. I'm making sure that we get these photos from this photographer. Well, we can look at. We have to look at it now. No, we're good now. I got it. I just didn't want. I just wanted to do it in the moment so that it didn't get lost in the shuffle. You know what I mean? You're jonesing to get out of here and go play Everquest. Me or Ethan? Well, yeah, mostly. No, I can't. Look, I said I cannot be able to play till 10. Anyway. Radical808 said when you fart during the game, is it called an Ever queef? Queef isn't even a fart. So. What are you talking about? Type of art. It's a whole different thing. You. You wouldn't call it a farm. It's a. It's. I don't think queefs. I think you would. It's a sandwich. It's a desperate play on words, to be honest. It's. It's just. It's just you're trying to force something in there that doesn't fit, and that's how you get queefs to begin with. Wow, that was damn. Actually, that's not even true. Queefs can happen. Let's stop talking about queeps. Even the word made makes me uncomfortable. Got it. Brian. Talk about the time Ethan was tweezing his eyebrows. This is from Nicky Meyer. Oh, I tell that Story. Oh yeah. This is one of the things I feel really guilty about. But I was just. It was early in the dating because. Yeah. And I looked across the dinner table at Ethan and he was a young fella in high school and I guess he had just kind of gotten obsessed with tweeting, tweezing his eyebrows and he, he got a little carried away. And I looked across the table and there, across me was just, you know, Ethan with pencil thin eyebrows. And I was like, buddy, you gotta take it easy. And then looking back like, that's horrible. No, it's good. You said blow him up in front of the whole family like that. No, that was, that was, that was good because it was horrible. And I stopped after that. Well, and I, that's why bullying is okay. And honestly I don't. I'm like doing. My eyebrow situation is, is like overall pretty good. I don't have like a unibrow or anything. You know, I never have to touch it. Sometimes they get weirdly long. Yeah. I don't know why I'm playing with them. But yeah, you know, sorry about that. When I was young and I saw the cute boys getting all the girls, it's like, you know what it is? You know what it is? He has sick eyebrows. That's what. It's the boy band. The eyebrows boy band. But it turns out it wasn't the eyebrows. It was just me. The problem wasn't my eyebrows repellent personality. It was as me is. This is from Brandon. Is Everquest good for people that have never played an mmo? I'm very interested. Freight is too antiquated. I disagree. No, try it. What do you have to lose? Try it. Well, $30. Okay, $30. Well that matters to some people. They want to try it. Try it. Don't talk them out of it. It's a little anti. The world of Norath is vibrant. It is alive. It is ready to be explored, is ready to be dominated. You hear that shit? All right. And finally. It's never been better. I'm just going to read a couple more. Ricky T said that was literally me on the phone about the gamer subs. I love them. And had a real question to everyone in chat saying I was the same lady. You're wrong. Oh, when the. When the follow up call came and we thought it was the same person. Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry you got hung up on. Should have said the question. I could answer it. Yeah, yeah, no, this is. Ethan said it the other day and this is not really about you directly, Ricky, but just in general, a note for our audience is to just be ready and to just come out of the gate swinging when. When the phone gets picked up. And I know that can be intimidating, but. But, you know, that's why I think it's good. You know, Ethan, you're kind of. You're setting boundaries, setting rules, expectations and expectations. Yeah, so. So we actually appreciate that, but we appreciate your call. And try again tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, I agree. And be doing the members app. Last one. Hi, crew. My dog, Tuxedo is competing in the Pet Alliance Best Friend Wine label contest. What is it? What? I would love to have your support. Support for rescues. I'll send you one of the bottles and paint Dan a warhammer model of his choice if we win. Well, that's nice. I mean, you don't have to do that. I like Dan's cool. So it's the Pet Alliance Best Friend Wine Label Contest. That is such a long name for contest. Pet Alliance Wine Label Contest. My Best Friend Wine Label Contest Contest. Okay. Well, I hope you win. And I would certainly take a bottle of wine. Sounds nice. Oh, it looks like it's a company that they. They'll put your pet photo on their labels. Fun. All right, well, good luck. Let us know if you win. Shout out to Tuxedo. Shout out to all of you. Shout out to everybody who has been donating. I'm sorry if I didn't read yours out today, but we're working on the fairies. Actually, the fairy has been turned back on. I. I just don't think the. What? Nobody. Nobody's rioting. Well, I think the thresh. It's for when people gift, and I think the threshold is over 10, so I just don't know if any. That's a serious 10. That is a serious gift. What about donations? The fairies? You mean like Super Chat for Super Chats? Yeah, they were working. That's not the fairies thing. But up there, the fairies for the game. We have something else for Super Chat. Yes. Oh, how exciting. I have a whole enchanted. We're gonna have a whole enchanted lineup of fun little stuff. Was it gonna be a unicorn dancing across? Did I tell you about that idea that Dan had? Wait, stop. All right, we gotta get out. She keeps trying to say that I suggested a unicorn with a giant. The marching. I didn't know that. Here's the thing. I did say that in a Totally joking. So he has the horn on upside down, but she's locked on to that idea and will not give. What's the joke that the horn is upside down. No, I was just, I was suggesting she was asking for like whimsical things that she could do in stop motion to have come on screen. I was like, what about a unicorn? And she's like, oh, that's a good idea. And then jokingly I was like, what if it hadn't shown? That'd be funny. If it just. And she just won't drop it. That was like weeks ago. That's what you need to be careful what you say. I know, exactly. Like even jokingly suggest something, police chief is calling it a horseplay. Yeah, that's. You could say that again. All right, listen, thanks for watching everybody. We have a lot of fun here, don't we, folks? It's Wednesday, which means it's an action packed day and After Dark is coming up next. We're talk. Is Harley on today? David? Yes, it does appear he'll be back there with Shambhala. It was, it was in question for the last few hours, but he has awoken. So. So we have the Shambhala survivor, Harley and Kate. Not a Shambhala survivor but a survivor nonetheless. And they will be. What are we talking about today on After Dark? We get a little sneak preview there. Shambhala. Do you. Who are you asking? Just usually there's like an update for me to go and they're talking about this thing tomorrow. Happy birthday again, Olivia. Mrs. Lopes. Well, whatever they're talking about, I'm sure it's going to be debriefing with Harley Kramer. Fantastic. Fantastic. Anyways, guys, see all members tomorrow. We actually have a really fun day of big Nick planned. You can watch the first 30 minutes for free and you can bootleg it if you stay. Stay there. But don't do that. Right. And then also Friday, we'll be back for another monster day. It's the H3 show. We're so back. Thanks for watching, everybody. See you next time. Sam.