Nostalgia Night: Watching Old YouTube Classics! - H3 After Dark #73

Summary

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H3 After Dark #73 — "Nostalgia Night: Watching Old YouTube Classics!"

Date: June 16, 2026
Host(s): Ethan Klein, with Kate, David, Harley, Galia, and others

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Overview

This special "After Dark" episode is dedicated to nostalgia and healing, as the H3 crew gathers to watch and reminisce about classic YouTube and viral internet videos. Against the backdrop of recent loss (notably referencing the passing of Oliver Tree), the hosts lean into laughter, comfort, and collective memory, aiming to lift spirits by revisiting the internet’s most absurd, hilarious, and iconic moments. The conversation traverses loss, internet culture, and the enduring bonds formed both online and off.

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Main Themes

• Processing Grief through Nostalgia:
  Early in the episode, the crew discusses grief, the unexpectedness of loss (specifically, Oliver Tree), and the confusing feelings when someone is suddenly gone. Nostalgia emerges as a powerful tool for healing.
• Celebrating Classic Internet Content:
  The majority of the episode revolves around watching, re-living, and riffing on legendary YouTube (and a few Vine) videos from the 2000s and early 2010s.
• Community Conversation:
  Listeners participate in chat, and the crew reads messages about favorite videos, shared memories, and offers support.

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Detailed Breakdown

1. Opening Reflections: Grieving & Remembering (03:30–08:00)

• The hosts candidly reflect on the loss of a friend and colleague (implied to be Oliver Tree).

  "You forget why this is happening... then you have this moment of being like, oh yeah, we're commemorating someone that's not with us anymore." — David (03:45)

  • Kate discusses how absence can feel surreal:

    "You're just kind of stuck in the waiting and thinking they're gonna come in any minute or call you or whatever..." — Kate (06:08)

• They share personal anecdotes about saving voicemails and the importance of holding onto memories.
• Transition to the main event: using old, funny internet videos as collective comfort.

  "Anytime I have been sad or grieving, I find that watching old stuff... has always helped soothe my soul." — Kate (09:39)

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2. Watching, Quoting, and Roasting YouTube Classics

A. Early Viral Hits

• "What What (In the Butt)" and "Charlie the Unicorn"

  • Crew jokes about the sheer randomness and low budget aesthetics that became iconic.
  • Admiration for production value "back then."

  "This was the height of humor in 2005." — Kate (16:14)

• "End of Ze World"

  • Mocked for how dated and cringey it seems in hindsight.

  "I’ll give it a thumbs down though. 19 years later, it’s worse." — Kate (34:45)

• "Harry Potter Puppet Pals"

  • Half the group unfamiliar; discovery that "the mysterious ticking noise" is burned into Millennial brains.

B. Edgier Content & Debates on Appropriateness

• "Unforgivable"

  • Extended discussion on whether they can play videos with the N-word ("He’s black and says it with an A; are we allowed?"; 21:06).
  • Hilarious, absurd macho storytelling in "Unforgivable" is dissected ("You better not have no brother"–multiple callbacks).
  • Fact-checking mid-show about which creators are alive or dead.

  "Are you lying?... Is he really? Are you lying?" — Kate (23:34)

• "Drinking Out of Cups"

  • Surprise at slurs present in old viral content—group debates whether to continue ("Accidental slur, guys." — Harley, 45:09).

• "Lerooooooooy Jenkins"

  • Both the real and staged nature of the clip is discussed.
  • Recognition of its role in introducing gaming subculture to the masses ("This was a lot of people’s first exposure to [online gaming]." — David, 48:18).

C. Timeless Internet Humor

• "David After Dentist" (36:05)

  • Group reflects on the sweet, authentic weirdness versus the later wave of staged/imitative content.
  • Harley: "I don't know how to describe it, but, like, I can smell the interior of that car." (38:12)

• "Greatest Freak Out Ever"

  • Group distinguishes between genuine and staged freakouts; reminisces on families making content out of pranks and meltdowns before it was a cottage industry.
  • Harley: "This is literally Harley, actually. Harley in the grocery store." (54:08)

• "I Smell Like Beef" (Vine)

  • Short-form video nostalgia and the ability of kids to generate raw, meme-worthy moments.

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3. Deeper Dives: Internet Eccentricity and Meta-YouTube

• AllenTutorial Series (60:13)

  • David walks listeners/viewers through a now-mythic YouTube ARG (Alternate Reality Game), explaining its odd, unsettling progression from innocent tutorials to wild narrative horror.
  • Crew marvels at how even the most bizarre creators found an audience.

  "This person's a genius, right?" — Kate (63:29)

• HowToBasic receives a shout-out as a modern analog.

• "Funky Monkeys"/"Market Street Philosopher"

  • The crew watches a legendary, unscripted encounter with an eccentric street philosopher, savoring the unfiltered personality and surreal declarations.

  "You gotta think big because this is a trillion dollar industry… and you know what we going to do?... Suck our dick on camera." — Funky Monkeys Guy (70:13/71:13)

  • David: "That sounds like our mantra for our show. Big purple nut bust." (72:14)

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4. Comfort, Silliness, and Unapologetic Sentimentality

• Sprite Challenge Compilation
  • Watching people try, and hilariously fail, to chug Sprite without burping.
  • Plans made to have David attempt this live next week.
• Banter about bodily functions, physical comedy, and the universal language of failing at something simple.

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5. Quotes & Notable Moments

• On loss and memory:

  "When things were okay and normal and knowing, you know, you—that's the last time you actually hear their voice... Save your voicemails. You never know." — Harley (06:37)

• On the classics:

  "We invented brain rot. Okay, guys." — Kate (18:52)

• On the ephemeral nature of YouTube:

  "YouTube was easy back then. If you had a camera, knew how to edit, and put up anything new..." — David (57:00)

• On aggressive nostalgia:

  "If you don't laugh, you'll cry. Or you'll do both." — Kate (87:59)

• Signature recurring joke:

  "We're gonna make David purple nut butts. ... Purple nut." — David (74:30) "Big purple nut bust. And the funky monkeys for sure." — Harley (72:14)

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6. Chat Q&A, SuperChats & Community Memes (82:05–end)

• The crew reads heartfelt messages of support, birthday wishes, and shares in-jokes with chat.
• Tributes to Oliver Tree and discussions about loss are woven throughout.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 03:30–08:00 — Grief, memories, and how nostalgia can comfort
• 09:39–10:49 — Introduction to watching classic YouTube videos
• 15:17–20:00 — "Charlie the Unicorn"
• 21:06–29:40 — "Unforgivable"
• 32:03–34:19 — "End of Ze World"
• 36:05–40:30 — "David After Dentist"
• 45:09 — Accidental slur in "Drinking Out of Cups"
• 47:00–50:31 — "Leroy Jenkins"
• 51:27–54:08 — "Greatest Freak Out Ever"
• 60:13–66:53 — AllenTutorials deep dive
• 67:00–72:23 — "Funky Monkeys"/Market Street Philosopher
• 73:00–76:26 — Sprite Challenge reactions

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Closing Reflections

The show masterfully blends irreverence with sincerity, providing catharsis by way of shared digital culture. The hosts encourage everyone to find joy amid sadness, reminisce with friends, and not to take themselves—or the fleeting, ridiculous moments of the internet—too seriously.

"So make it count. Suck that guy’s dick and write that book that you—oh, yolo." — David & Kate (81:51)
"Tell your homies you love them. Love you guys." — Kate (88:48)

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Transcript

[Kate]

This episode is brought to you by Starbucks. That is fire. Whoa, that's good. This might be the drink of the summer. Okay, I like this one too. I'm rocking with it. Okay, try it for yourself. Starbucks refreshers concentrates are coming home. Find them in the coffee aisle and make it yours. Vibes. Oh my God, my head looks gigantic. Sit back in my baby seat. Hi everyone. The vibes are weird.

[David]

What up, guys? Beautiful Monday. Back at it for a banging week after dark. Where we always keep the vibes happy and good.

[Kate]

Light.

[David]

Everyone have a good day today?

[Kate]

Super.

[David]

You guys feeling good? You guys?

[Kate]

Itchy and swollen.

[David]

Let's make me bigger.

[Kate]

Yeah, that looks good.

[David]

Let's get this started, right? Big Monday, big Harley, jokes as usual. Everything's good.

[Kate]

No, I'm glad that you have jokes. I have no jokes.

[David]

Well, you know, I. I did.

[Kate]

Ethan, we love you. Tell him we said we love him.

[Harley]

They love.

[Kate]

We love you, Ethan.

[David]

Tony made us sad to sad today.

[Kate]

Shaka bra.

[Gunner Stanson]

You got good.

[David]

Tony made us.

[Harley]

You like my motion?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Dude, it's so jittery.

[David]

Oh, David about to win another watch right now. Yeah, David, get it.

[Kate]

David, get.

[David]

Careful everybody.

[Kate]

List.

[David]

Don't do whatever the. This is too fast.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[David]

On Ethan there, cuz it'll he got. I'm trying the master. It's. It's one of the rules of power. Never outshine the master.

[Harley]

Oh, I mogged him. I mogged him. And I had some weight on my wrist.

[Kate]

I thought you meant he was gonna pick up a new tick if you did it too fast.

[Ethan]

Oh,

[Kate]

maybe. He said they're contagious.

[David]

Really?

[Kate]

Say that? Yeah. Yeah, they can be.

[David]

I tried to make me more proportion to what how it is. But I look like I'm like a large mutant person here. I've messed this up. Yeah, but let me. Let me balance it out a bit more.

[Kate]

That's good.

[David]

That's good.

[Kate]

Yeah. Should I make myself smaller? Should we just do this for now?

[David]

Go lower. Go lower. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get stopped. That's good.

[Kate]

Like that.

[David]

Now that's crazy.

[Harley]

Oh, yeah. Perfect. Yeah, don't worry about that. Don't worry about that black bar there.

[David]

This is good. Don't move. Don't move. This is it.

[Kate]

Don't move. Oh, guys.

[Mikey Day]

Dude.

[David]

Hey.

[Kate]

What now?

[David]

I was gonna say so. I gotta. I gotta eat. He's got us. He's got us sitting down and talking twice in one day. This job's hard.

[Kate]

This job is so hard. I'm sitting and talking in here instead of sitting and talking out there. How do we manage it?

[David]

Two times, sitting and talking. No, that's crazy.

[Kate]

That is a lot. It's a lot.

[David]

You better give us a hundred dollars.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Galia]

Each.

[Kate]

Not to split like last time.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, God. Okay.

[David]

So better than you thought.

[Kate]

Yes.

[David]

Fatter than I thought. David, I was wrong last night. You were like, it's gonna be tough to make an episode after that. I was like, dude, take time off if you need it. I'll be good. But then in, like, the last hour, mostly when actually when Zach.

[Kate]

Oh, God.

[David]

Pointed out the exact thing that I was kind of like, coming to grips with at the exact same time was like, you forget why this is happening, this video, because you're just going through all these memories, which I didn't know H3 had so many. I knew they were friends.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[David]

But then you have this. This moment of being like, oh, yeah, we're commemorating someone that's not with us anymore. And, yeah. Seeing him get that little guitar.

[Harley]

Yeah, I. I had the same feeling. Was like, it was such a long montage because of how much they were able to work together to the point that, like, it obviously, the whole. Everything about it was fun and funny and nice to watch that you. I myself, was like, oh, yeah, this is why we're. Why we're going through this. It's. I don't know. It's so fresh. And I was. I think the three of us, you know, were unfortunately the only people that never got to meet him in person. And when I started working here, I was like, man, I can't wait for, like, the next appearance and, like, actually get to be in the office and see how crazy and fun that is behind the scenes, and it just sucks that all that'll never get to happen again.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

But luckily, we have so many memories to look back on of how many times he came on and how fun that was, and obviously his huge category of music that we all get to listen to and all the content he created that will luckily get to live on forever.

[David]

Yeah, I. I could go ahead.

[Kate]

I was going to say it sucks, like, seeing, you know, the progress bar, like, get down to the end of a video, because it's like, that's. That's all we got. There's not gonna be any more. And like I was saying on the show, when you haven't seen someone in a while and they die, suddenly you are just stuck in this, like, sort of anticipation phase of still waiting for the time that you're gonna see them again. Right. Like, and so I. I have found that. That kind of GR. To sink in than maybe if you, you know, were by someone's side when they were, you know, dying from an illness or something. That thing when you're, like, away from someone and they pass and you're not there when it happens, then, yeah, you're just kind of stuck. You're stuck in the waiting and thinking they're gonna, you know, come in any minute or call you or whatever. They like, live in a different part of your brain at that point.

[Harley]

So definitely, I.

[Kate]

It's rough.

[Harley]

Remember when my grandma passed away and struggling with the reality of that and then, like, realizing I had, like, a voicemail saved of hers?

[Kate]

Oh, yeah.

[Harley]

Going back to that and, like, hearing the. The light in their voice and when things were okay and normal and knowing, you know, you. That's. That's the last time you actually hear their voice. When it was personal. A personal conversation to you. It's just.

[Unknown Child]

Just.

[Harley]

Yeah, it's hard. It sucks. So not something you think about. But, hey, save your voicemails. You never. You never know.

[Kate]

That's true. I. I will say, after my dad died, I did not have any of his. And so since then, I have one saved from, like, everybody I know. Like, I just keep them just in case, so. Oh, God. What'd you say?

[David]

I'm a big fan of his music.

[Kate]

Yeah, me too.

[David]

Like, he's got so many songs that are on my Spotify that are in regular rotation.

[Kate]

That's good.

[David]

That one, you know. Don't fret. You know that one. That one's good. I like that one. Yeah, that one's got so many regular rotation.

[Kate]

Did you cry, Harley?

[David]

No, but there were two times where I. I felt close to it, and surprisingly, one of them was the Ethan Klein I know.

[Kate]

No, it's just such.

[David]

Oh, that, like, actually made me feel it. I'm like, oh. Because. Yeah.

[Kate]

Anyway, yeah, we're supposed to have fun tonight.

[David]

Should I get high?

[Kate]

Yeah, rip it.

[Harley]

You mean more high?

[Gunner Stanson]

Okay.

[Kate]

Yeah, rip it and grip it and whatever the else. Yeah, we're gonna whack off. Yeah.

[Harley]

Yeah, we're doing live orgasms tonight.

[Kate]

I'm so glad that Harley is here.

[David]

Should me and David whack off? Should David whack off till he comes? All right.

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[Harley]

Can I just wait till everyone leaves the office first? Is that okay?

[Kate]

No, we need it now.

[Harley]

I'll just put up a partition, like. Hey, guys, no one come over here for a couple minutes.

[Kate]

We're doing a show. It's very serious.

[Harley]

It's very serious. No one can know what's going on. Please don't look over here.

[Kate]

I need to crank. Right?

[David]

I thought that was such a funny joke when the person said that that kid actor grew up to be.

[Unknown Child 2]

David

[David]

was not with it at all. He's like, how that was three years ago.

[Kate]

That's physical.

[David]

Stupid comment.

[Harley]

Yeah, guys, I'm. I'm 12.

[Kate]

Yeah, it wasn't a real. It wasn't a real story.

[Galia]

I'm just.

[Harley]

I'm a rough 12. I'm 12, but I'm a rough 12.

[Kate]

I mean, he's an actor, so, you know, they. They live hard.

[David]

Yeah, I just like that guy. That.

[Harley]

Right after that appearance, right after that appearance, I just had to go super. I had to go super method for a adult role. And I. I just like Austin Butler. I just kind of got stuck with it. I never.

[Kate]

I never underground.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[David]

Yeah. Closer to like a Pokemon. Evolution is what would have happened.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that. Well, okay, we're gonna watch some fun videos because anytime I have been sad or grieving, I find that watching old stuff. I'm also foreign, but that's for later. That's after I. I find that watching old funny stuff is what has always helped soothe my soul. I think I told the guys earlier that the first time I laughed after my dad died was watching the south park episode, the Imagination Land episode, where they're just singing Imagine. For some reason, it just hit me and my brother and we were just dying laughing. And so I wanted to. To watch some old YouTube videos, which is something we've talked about before. And it just feels like the right night to just sit here and chat and have some good vibes. So I agree. That's what we're gonna do. We're gonna start with maybe. It feels like this was the first YouTube video I ever saw. It's Charlie the Unicorn.

[David]

Oh, I thought you're gonna say what? What in the butt.

[Kate]

I forgot to pull that one, but I bet it'll get claimed. The. The shitty thing is that so many of these that I tried to pull are songs.

[David]

I don't even know if it's still there.

[Harley]

I'm sure it is probably re uploaded or something.

[Kate]

What what in the butt song?

[Harley]

A lot of old YouTube videos had to get re uploaded because the original ones got claimed or taken down or lost.

[David]

In my butt. I want to do it in my butt.

[Kate]

Oh, okay.

[David]

Let's do it in the butt.

[Kate]

So good. All right, so here is.

[David]

That was crazy because the production Level was so high back. Back then.

[Kate]

Yeah. For like 2005 or 6. Whatever it was. Here, I'll just show it. I'll just show it here. We won't. We'll mute it. Yeah. I mean, there's, like, a lot going on.

[Harley]

This is a full production.

[Kate]

Yeah. I don't know why the pause button is in the middle of it. Stupid YouTube. This is very ahead of its time.

[David]

He's asking if we want to do him in the butt right now, I believe.

[Kate]

Yeah. You want to do it in that butt? In my butt. Just imagine him saying that.

[David]

What's your favorite fit? Of the three of them, what's your favorite fit?

[Kate]

Wait, where is it?

[David]

Okay, go back for a second, actually. That one screen that grabbed, that you had there.

[Kate]

This one.

[David]

Am I crazy? Does that look like AB at all? Not at all.

[Kate]

I don't. I don't really see AB there. No, I'm trying to the.

[Harley]

This is like the sub.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[David]

I'm seeing AB everywhere.

[Kate]

You're seeing AB everywhere. Oh. So of these three outfits, what's my. Which one's your favorite?

[David]

Choose your fighter. Which one?

[Kate]

I mean, this looks like a lesbian, but this is just such a classic. I gotta go with the. The orig. For sure.

[David]

The one that you said was a lesbian, I thought was actually David auditioning for a Disney, well, channel commercial type.

[Kate]

He did look like a lesbian.

[Harley]

You just need a 2013. You need like a. A baseball shirt underneath that. And then that would be the outfit.

[David]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, for sure. And then like a cardigan on top.

[Unknown Child 2]

Logo.

[Harley]

No logos on anything. Yeah, they were like, if you wear a logo to an audition, that news

[Kate]

hat, you're gonna get killed. Oh, God.

[David]

That newsies hat is. Is. It would have to be a beanie.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Harley]

Yeah, for sure.

[David]

What? I'm coming in low quality.

[Kate]

Yeah, you're a little grainy.

[Harley]

Yeah. You're a little.

[David]

I had a person come. I had a person come to my house and measure. That was also what they did today. Measured the wire because they have to, like, drill a couple holes.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah. For my Internet saga. Yeah. Yeah.

[David]

To plug directly in.

[Kate]

Good, Nice.

[David]

So the Internet's gonna be just in time. So fast. So fast. Oh, yeah. Doing it during the break. I didn't want to stop. Couldn't have any of the days be.

[Kate]

Yeah, it's valid.

[David]

Yeah. Anyways, I like the one on the far right.

[Kate]

You like him?

[David]

Yeah. He's in heaven.

[Kate]

He's in heaven.

[Unknown Child]

Whoa.

[Kate]

In my butt. Let's do it in the Butt.

[David]

Oh, my God.

[Harley]

I did it again.

[David]

Wait, it's appropriate. There I was like, yes, David. Finally learning how to do it.

[Kate]

I know you did it, David. How did he come up with this? This is so good.

[Harley]

I need to change the button.

[David]

Liked getting in the ass so much that he wanted to sing about it to the world.

[Kate]

To write a song about this.

[Harley]

To get to ask more people.

[Kate]

Yeah. So shout out, Samwell. We love that. We can't play it, though. No, he's not.

[Galia]

No.

[David]

God forbid. I don't know.

[Kate]

Oh, my God. Too many tragedies. Don't do that.

[Harley]

Today of all days.

[Kate]

Okay. This one I found out is from 2005. So I was like, I think a freshman in college when this came out. And honestly, being. Being like, in your late teens, early 20s, when YouTube first dropped, I feel like we were very fortunate, Harley. What a time. What a time to be alive at that age. So here is. Here is Charlie the unicorn. If you haven't seen it, you're about to.

[David]

They must have.

[Ethan]

I feel like.

[David]

I feel like watching this video is very H3 audience coded.

[Kate]

Is it?

[David]

Yeah. I feel like the audience is on top of this video.

[Ethan]

Okay. Hey, Charlie. Hey, Charlie, wake up.

[Kate]

Oh, my God. The captions are.

[David]

Charlie.

[Kate]

Charlie. Why are they in German? I have never done that in German. That is really, really weird.

[Ethan]

Okay, Charlie, you silly sleepy head, wake up.

[Unknown Child 2]

Oh, God. You guys, this had better be pretty freaking important. Is the meadow on fire?

[Ethan]

No, Charlie. We found a map to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain. Charlie. Yeah, Charlie. We're going to Candy Mountain. Come with us, Charlie. Yeah, Charlie. It'll be an adventure. We're going on an adventure.

[Kate]

This was the height of humor in 2005.

[Harley]

No, this was, like, quoted in, like, elementary school.

[Kate]

Like, oh, my God. Elementary school.

[Unknown Child 2]

Yeah, Ken.

[Kate]

Let me put the German subtitles back on because they're way better, actually.

[Harley]

Just make it seem like a much more aggressive.

[Kate]

Yeah. Der Bonbon Berg Mountain.

[Unknown Child 2]

Right. I'm just.

[Kate]

De Bon Bonberg means Candy Mountain.

[Unknown Child 2]

You know, Go back to sleep now.

[Unknown Child]

No.

[Ethan]

Charlie 9.

[Harley]

Charlie.

[David]

Charlie. Their bonbon berg is a sick rap name.

[Kate]

Charlie von bon.

[David]

Charlie. Their bonbon berg.

[Kate]

Their bon bonberg.

[Ethan]

Join us, please.

[Unknown Child 2]

Stop bouncing on me.

[Kate]

Bon bonberg. Charlie.

[Unknown Child 2]

We did a candy mountain. Enough with the singing already.

[Ethan]

Our first stop is over there, Charlie.

[Unknown Child 2]

Oh, God. What is that?

[Ethan]

Charlie, it's going to guide our way to Candy Mountain.

[Harley]

Everyone's asking for the end of the world one.

[Kate]

Oh, God. Okay, we'll find it.

[Unknown Child 2]

Actual Candy Mountain, Right, Sean the non believer.

[Ethan]

Shun Sh. Told us the way

[Kate]

it didn't stop.

[Ethan]

It's just over this bridge, Charlie. This magical bridge of hope and wonder.

[Unknown Child 2]

Is anyone else getting like, covered in splinters? Seriously, guys, we shouldn't be on this thing.

[Ethan]

Charlie. Charlie.

[Kate]

I'm 19 again. In my dorm room. I'm right here.

[Unknown Child 2]

What do you want?

[Ethan]

We're on a bridge. We're here.

[Kate]

That's so funny.

[Unknown Child 2]

Well, what do you know? There actually is a Candy Mountain.

[Kate]

There it is.

[Ethan]

You fill me with sweet sugary goodness. Go inside the Candy Mountain cave. Chart deep.

[Kate]

Bon bon burgle, Charlie. That's what Harley.

[David]

It's crazy. That cave is just whole.

[Kate]

Yeah, go in the hall, Charlie.

[Ethan]

Go inside the cave.

[Unknown Child]

Magical.

[Kate]

Let's get in the hole.

[Ethan]

You fill me with sweet sugary goodness.

[Kate]

Yeah, we. We invented brain rot. Okay, guys.

[Ethan]

Go inside the Candy Mountain cave. Charlie. Yeah, Charlie. Inside the cave.

[Kate]

Get in the hole.

[Ethan]

Cave. Magical wonders are to behold when you enter.

[Unknown Child 2]

Yeah, thanks, but no thanks. I'm going to stay out here.

[Ethan]

But you have to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave. Charlie.

[Kate]

Yes. I love this song.

[Unknown Child]

Oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain cave. When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land Such a happy and joy filled and perky Maryland.

[David]

And was this pre YouTube? Was this like on a website before?

[Kate]

It might have been. It's from 05. I don't remember where it first lived.

[David]

That's an ebombs world.

[Kate]

Ah, might have been ebombs world.

[Unknown Child]

It's impossible to wear a frowning candy town. It's the Mecca of love the candy cave. It got jelly beans and coconuts with limbs hello hats, candy rats, chocolate batsuits A wonderland of sweet My name is Candy. Train to town and hear the candy bang Candy bells It's a treat as they march across the land Cherry ribbon stream across the sky into the ground. Turn around it sounds. It's a dancing candy tree in the candy cave.

[David]

This was harder back then, dude. We didn't have computers helping us.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, computers were.

[David]

They were us. They were deleting our save files and not having backups.

[Kate]

That's right.

[David]

They didn't autosave our work.

[Kate]

That's right. You ever lost ever lost a ten page paper?

[Unknown Child 2]

All right, fine. I'll go into the freaking candy cave. This had better be good.

[Unknown Child]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

Goodbye, Charlie. Yeah, goodbye Charlie.

[Unknown Child 2]

Goodbye. What? Hey, what's going on here?

[Kate]

Fast past you.

[Unknown Teen]

Hello?

[Unknown Child 2]

Who is that? Oh, what happened? Oh, they took my freaking kidney.

[Kate]

Yay. We Love Candy Mountain. Oh, that's a good one. The next one. Okay, here's my question to you, David, as our producer. Yes, this is one of my favorite videos. In the first five seconds, the guy says the N word, but he's black and he says it with an A. Are we allowed to play that?

[David]

Yeah, I don't.

[Kate]

That should be fine, right?

[Harley]

What was that? Harley?

[Kate]

What?

[Ethan]

Harley.

[Unknown Child 2]

What?

[David]

You're loud. If he says it, it's not our place to say.

[Kate]

Yeah, no, I think I'm just thinking about YouTube. Yeah, I'm just thinking about YouTube.

[David]

It's not their place either.

[Kate]

Okay, we period. Juneteenth is around the corner.

[Harley]

Yeah, I don't. I.

[Kate]

This is black history.

[David]

Thank you, David.

[Kate]

Thank you, David. Yep. Yep. You're good.

[Harley]

Yes.

[Kate]

Okay. This is another one I. I remember.

[David]

Thank you for the N word, David.

[Kate]

Not the N word part, but I remember parts of it in my dorm room. It's just so good. This is called Unforgivable.

[David]

So did David just give us the pass?

[Kate]

I think he did.

[David]

Do you want to know? Do you want. Not that it's about me, but a quick piece of lore. My character is based. Like when I did Epic Meal Time. The sauce boss is based on the. This guy and Macho Man, Randy Savage.

[Kate]

Oh, really?

[David]

Yeah, it's one of my all time favorite videos.

[Kate]

Oh my God.

[David]

Remember when we were talking about fancy movies? David? Like I. I was making fun of David and I kept saying Dr. Jago and the Bridge over the River Quai.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, sure.

[David]

That's. That's quoted this from this guy. One of the unforgivables. Oh, he says it.

[Kate]

Oh, okay.

[David]

And yeah, also RIP to this guy. He's dead.

[Kate]

No, he's not.

[David]

Yeah, he is.

[Ethan]

Stop.

[Kate]

No, he's not.

[David]

A long time ago.

[Kate]

Don't do that today.

[David]

You don't do it. You brought it up.

[Kate]

You don't. He's not dead.

[David]

Well, what? We're not supposed to commemorate him if he is dead?

[Kate]

Unforgivable. You're a liar. No way. No, he's not. Is he really? Are you lying?

[David]

Are you still talking to me?

[Kate]

Yes.

[David]

Oh, so what are you typing on a computer? I thought you were talking. I thought you're talking to your chat GPT or something. No, I'm trying to see if he's actually dead.

[Kate]

No, he's not dead. There's someone else with the same name that's dead. Anyway, let's watch this because it's so good. No, he's not.

[David]

You found someone with this guy's name is dead.

[Kate]

Yeah. White guy.

[David]

Not this guy.

[Kate]

There's a white guy with a beard.

[David]

That's the wrong picture.

[Kate]

Logan Wesley Hodge dead.

[David]

Don't dat. Don't dox him.

[Kate]

What?

[David]

Don't docs. Docs him. Don't talk.

[Kate]

Stanson.

[Harley]

Golly says it says rip in the description.

[Kate]

No way. I'm not. No, I'm not seeing that anywhere. New Hodge Stanson announcement a year ago.

[David]

Whatever you want. He's alive. Oh, no way. He's in the chat. That's so crazy.

[Kate]

Shut up. Okay. Anyway, let's play it.

[Harley]

Let's just play the clip.

[Kate]

I love this video. David, have you seen this?

[Harley]

I don't remember. Maybe.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Gunner Stanson]

I went to Levine yesterday, get some pants for me and my. I was gonna steal them. I ain't had no money. Met a girl there trying on some skirts. Skirts. I was like.

[David]

She's like.

[Kate]

She didn't know what to say of like.

[Gunner Stanson]

Don't make me ask you again what that smell like? Anyway, got her number. The next day we went to chicken filet. Some place in the mall.

[Kate]

Some place in the mall.

[Gunner Stanson]

I got up, like, where all these people are.

[David]

The idea that he's mad that there are people at the mall. Where all these people out here.

[Kate]

So funny.

[David]

I think he's mad at her that there's people there.

[Kate]

It's so good. And I love when they both start giggling. It's so like, why did you go in the woods? Like, where did this idea come from?

[Gunner Stanson]

Chicken sandwiches, waffle fries. Waffle fries.

[Kate]

It's so cute.

[Gunner Stanson]

Like, she said, what you going to have to eat? I was like, go up there and just give me a chicken sandwich with some waffle fr. Maybe a coke to drink or something

[David]

kind of nice about that.

[Gunner Stanson]

At least she said, what you gonna get? I was like, talk to the counter. Tell a. I want a chicken sandwich and some waffle frost. For free.

[David]

For free is like quoted so much.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Harley]

For free, man. I didn't. This didn't. This didn't reach me, but I wish it did. This is so fun.

[David]

Oh, it's very early, though.

[Kate]

There's multiple parts. I love when he goes. Anyway, that's the one I quote all

[Gunner Stanson]

the time, what I want to drink. I'm like, give me a Dr. Pepper. We got the food. She brought it to me, snatched it from her real fast. She sat down like, who told you to sit down? You better wait for my request.

[Kate]

My request.

[Gunner Stanson]

I said, go ahead and sit down. She sat down and we ate. Later on in the evening, took her to silver ball. Play some video games or something. So she act like she wasn't having a good time. I said, you ain't no nerd.

[David]

Also quoted, go shopping.

[Gunner Stanson]

I was like, not on this day, cuz. I ain't got no money. And you going, give me the money you got. She gave me your purse, Took the wallet out, saw some credit cards and some pictures of some other. I was like, who are these? She said, that's my brother. I said, hold on. You better not have no brother.

[Kate]

No brother. Oh, my God.

[Gunner Stanson]

You better not have no brother.

[Harley]

The breaking is so good.

[Gunner Stanson]

Who is this in this picture?

[Ethan]

So good.

[Gunner Stanson]

She said, that's Tommy. That's my little brother. I said, you better not have no little brother. I ain't trying to deal with no other.

[Kate]

He said, well, I have two.

[Gunner Stanson]

I was like, that's a mistake.

[Kate]

That's a mistake.

[Gunner Stanson]

Took it to the bathroom with a silver bowl. Got through playing. I said, listen, oh, my God, Today ain't your day.

[Kate]

She said, this is what we grew up on, David.

[Harley]

Yeah, dude.

[Gunner Stanson]

I said, you got some siblings, and I don't like it.

[Kate]

You got some siblings.

[Gunner Stanson]

She trying to make up for sucking my dick a little bit. I was like, that feel good,

[Ethan]

but.

[Kate]

But it ain't enough.

[Gunner Stanson]

She took it to a new level. Started jacking me off while she was sucking my thing. I got a nut.

[Kate]

So I got a nut.

[Unknown Child]

Yeah.

[Gunner Stanson]

Done with getting my dick wet.

[Kate]

I hate that phrase.

[Unknown Child]

We.

[David]

I just sucked your dick and you just nodded.

[Gunner Stanson]

I was like, if you sass me one more time, I kill you and your little brothers. He said, okay, I got the from her. And I know. I know none of them are pussy. Got her pregnant.

[Kate]

Oh,

[Harley]

I think I'm glad I didn't discover this video because if, like, my parents walked in and me walk watching this and be like, oh, you can't watch YouTube ever again.

[Kate]

I know, right? Oh, God. This is the last part is just him saying

[Gunner Stanson]

unforgivable.

[Kate]

So, yeah, David, there's like, four parts of that you can watch. You're welcome.

[Harley]

Oh, my goodness. I'm gonna go back.

[Kate]

Isn't it so good? Isn't it so good?

[Harley]

Shout out

[Kate]

rip to the guy who's totally still alive. Hod.

[David]

The guy. The guy.

[Harley]

Check the description.

[David]

Laughing is dead.

[Kate]

No rest in peach. Loi bear. So is that the other guy?

[David]

Lo.

[Kate]

Where did this guy go? Why did he stop making videos?

[David]

Well, I think Hodge Stanchion. Hodge Stanson is Logan Hodge.

[Harley]

Golly is saying he's And I believe.

[Kate]

I need a. I need a link, Galia, if you got one, please.

[David]

Logan Hodges is. That guy. Gunner Stanson is holding the camera.

[Kate]

What is this?

[David]

Only death today, Kate. Only death today.

[Kate]

He's the guy that died. He's the guy who died.

[Harley]

Okay, glad we figured that.

[David]

We're not. We're not escaping death today.

[Kate]

Gunner Stanson. Gunner Stanson is his name. Okay, well, today is not the day to dig into that. Today's the day for fun.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[David]

So, wait, so who is dead, though?

[Kate]

The. The white guy who was behind the camera, I believe.

[David]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Harley]

That's said. No.

[David]

Why would Rip. Logie. Why would they not call the guy named Logan Logie?

[Harley]

Can we move on, please?

[Kate]

Yeah, I'm ready to move on.

[David]

We need to confirm and rest in peace to him Death.

[Unknown Child]

Ready.

[Kate]

Watch.

[Harley]

We're looking at the same screen.

[Kate]

What? Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Okay, here we go.

[Harley]

I've collaborated with Hodge Stanson both in front of and behind the camera on

[Kate]

many projects over the years and have

[Harley]

been a longtime friend of both Gunner Stan.

[Kate]

Gunner Stanson.

[David]

And Logan Great LW High.

[Kate]

LW Hodge. The late great LW Hodge. This person is dead. Gunner Stanson.

[David]

Because he said that is him.

[Kate]

This is. This is Gunner Stanson.

[David]

That's Gunner Stanson?

[Kate]

Yes.

[David]

That's crazy, because between the two of them, he looks much more like.

[Kate]

Oh,

[David]

leave her alone. Hey, film director.

[Kate]

Wait, what's going on?

[David]

Because we just didn't want.

[Harley]

You got attacked, so we were defending you.

[Kate]

Yeah, I did.

[Harley]

You said ow.

[Kate]

Oh, because I hit my hand on my microphone.

[Unknown Child 2]

Sorry.

[Harley]

Christ.

[Kate]

Sorry. I'm trying to look things up while we're talking.

[Harley]

Sorry. Sorry we're sorry we derailed the show. Let's get back to figuring out.

[Kate]

You love it. Okay, the next one up is. Everyone wanted to watch End of Z World. This one's extremely cringe from 19 years ago, 2006. Were our eyes different?

[David]

How come you hate this one? How come you hate this one?

[Kate]

But it's very. I just think it's very cringe. It's very cringe. And I just remember everybody quoting it, myself included, you know, we'll see. Yeah, let's.

[David]

Let's see. Let's see.

[Kate]

Have you seen this one, David?

[Harley]

I don't. I don't think so. I don't remember this.

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[Unknown Child]

I love.

[Kate]

I love that we're showing David new videos.

[David]

David, you don't know.

[Harley]

Hey, so here's the earth.

[David]

Yeah.

[Unknown Teen]

I'm 12.

[Mikey Day]

Chilling dame that is a sweetheart. You might say brown round. Ruling out the ice capes melting, meteors becoming crazy to us, the ozone layer leaving and the sun exploding. We're definitely going to blow ourselves up. Okay, so basically we've got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK and US with nukes. We've got about 2600 more than anybody else, whatever. Anyway, one day we decides those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down. So we launch a nuke at China while it's on its way. China's like, shit, shit. Who the fuck is shooting us? Oh well, fire missiles then. France is like, shit, guys, we got the missiles are coming.

[David]

Fire our sheet.

[Gunner Stanson]

Fire our sheet.

[Mikey Day]

Matan let tire.

[Kate]

Oh, but I am retired. Was like huge.

[Harley]

I am retired.

[Mikey Day]

Well heaven now then faz him his ass. Meanwhile Australia is down there like God. You see it, mate. India, Israel and Pakistan launch their shit. So now we've got Mrs. Flying everywhere, passing each other. Russia's like, I'm on the line. Then England's like, about that time, eh chaps? What up? So now the US is like, fuck, we're dumbasses. Canada's like, what's going on?

[Gunner Stanson]

Eh?

[Mikey Day]

Australia is still like wc, Mars is laughing at us and some huge media is like, well, fuck that. So now we've got nuclear winter. Everyone's dead except Australia. And they're still like, wtf? But they'll be dead soon.

[David]

Fucking kangaroos.

[Mikey Day]

But assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States to go hang with Hawaii. Alaska. Oh yeah, the end.

[Kate]

There it is.

[Harley]

California supremacy.

[Kate]

Absolutely. Absolutely. Okay, now we have. Did you say thumbs down?

[David]

Yeah, you're right.

[Kate]

Had you ever seen it?

[David]

I. Ages ago.

[Kate]

Okay.

[David]

Yeah, it was very probably give A back then too.

[Kate]

Yeah, I was in like theater. So everyone was like, okay.

[David]

And like doing put a hateful comment on it.

[Kate]

No, grow up. I'll give it a thumbs down though. I'll give it a thumbs down. 19 years later, it's worse. How is that worse?

[David]

Because the other one you giving them engagement.

[Kate]

Oh, well, we don't have time for that. We still have other videos to watch.

[David]

We're still trying to figure we're moving on. It doesn't matter.

[Kate]

Let's go. David, what did you say?

[David]

Nothing.

[Mikey Day]

Nothing.

[Harley]

We can't talk about it.

[Ethan]

Yay.

[Kate]

It's so exciting. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it.

[Harley]

Okay, chill mom.

[Kate]

There's one I can actually. I'm excited about that. Oh, anyway, all right, so the next one up is a classic. Has everyone seen this one?

[Harley]

Hey, look.

[David]

Hold on, I'm reading. Hold on, I'm reading something.

[Kate]

Is that me? Oh, no, he's still reading. Nice. Yeah. We're gonna have some fun. We're gonna have some fun. Okay, separately.

[David]

One second.

[Kate]

Why together?

[David]

So you can't build a thing.

[Kate]

Sorry, what?

[David]

I was trying to. Trying to. I was hoping I could build something.

[Harley]

Someone said shifty 5 is way funnier than end of the world.

[Kate]

I don't know. I've never seen that. I've never seen that one. All right, here is the classic David after the Dentist.

[Harley]

By the way, Golly was correct. Or Gali was saying, you're correct. The Unforgivable guy is alive. But Logan, the guy behind the camera, passed away in 2018.

[Kate]

RIP.

[David]

All right, someone was dead.

[Kate]

So I was right, okay?

[David]

No, you said no one was dead. I said we have to acknowledge that someone is dead here.

[Kate]

You were right, and I was right. Okay? This is David after the dentist, 2008.

[Harley]

Yeah, this is. This is also me.

[David]

No. How did it go?

[Kate]

Just one big tooth up front.

[Unknown Child]

I didn't feel anything.

[Unknown Child 2]

Yeah,

[Kate]

this poor kid.

[Unknown Child]

I feel fine.

[David]

Kind of felt good, didn't it?

[Unknown Child]

Is this real life?

[David]

Yeah, this is not real life.

[Kate]

Must have been a little scary.

[Harley]

See, I watch this all the time now.

[Unknown Child]

I. I have two fingers.

[Ethan]

Good.

[Unknown Child]

Four fingers.

[David]

Four fingers. Nah, don't put that in. Don't put it in your mouth. Okay.

[Kate]

Oh,

[David]

you feel good.

[Unknown Child]

I can't see anything.

[Kate]

Yes, you can. Here we go.

[David]

Stay in your seat. Always the best part.

[Kate]

Yep.

[Unknown Child]

I don't feel tired.

[Kate]

It's like he was trying to shake himself out of it.

[Unknown Child]

Draw stitches, huh?

[Galia]

Yes.

[Unknown Child]

On my teeth.

[Kate]

Yeah, that's one big tooth.

[Gunner Stanson]

Don't.

[Unknown Child]

Why can't I touch it?

[David]

Because it'll mess up the stitches.

[Unknown Child]

You have four eyes.

[David]

It's crazy. This guy's 30 now.

[Kate]

Oh, this is sad, watching it as an adult.

[David]

He's 30.

[Kate]

He is, yeah.

[Harley]

Also, I don't know. I don't know how to describe it, but, like, I can smell the interior of that car.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah.

[Harley]

Like, my. My family had, like, the exact same. It's like a Toyota, like, Forerunner or something. It's like I could smell that car. Like, a RAV4. Like an old RAV4. I can smell that car.

[David]

You know my problem with this kid and this video is what? How many dumbass people did we get over the years after this that were, like, pretending that they were all woozy after their wisdom teeth and then to try back and they're like,

[Kate]

yep. Nope, you can't recreate this. Yeah, yeah, sorry. You're not David. You could never be him.

[David]

You to me.

[Unknown Child]

I feel funny.

[Kate]

Oh, why is this happening to me?

[David]

It's okay, bud.

[Kate]

It's just from the medicine.

[David]

Okay.

[Unknown Child]

Is this going to be forever?

[Kate]

Harley at Shambhala?

[Unknown Teen]

No.

[David]

It's so crazy that he would have been 30 right now. David. But he's dead.

[Kate]

He.

[Ethan]

Shut up.

[Kate]

He is not.

[Harley]

Oh, here, Galia. Galia sent an update. Here, I'll send it. So is the goat. Gia sent his obituary.

[Kate]

Oh, okay. We're going back.

[Harley]

I'm kidding.

[David]

No, no, no.

[Harley]

Of David.

[David]

Let her. David. Oh, it's David. Updated his tombstone.

[Kate]

Oh, okay. He's alive.

[Harley]

Guys, this is from three years ago.

[David]

Oh, what is it? Red pilled podcast he graduated from.

[Kate]

Is that college? Yeah, Florida. David. Nice teeth. We love that for him. Only good news tonight. Hopefully. But these are old videos, so never know. Just always remember what Ethan said. That life is pointless. It has no meaning. And the people you love are gonna die suddenly and for no reason.

[Harley]

You sound. Sound like Mike Tyson when he got in. I know. It's like, I don't care about legs.

[Kate]

Remember that?

[Harley]

I'm gonna be dirt soon.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

I was like, whoa, whoa, bro.

[David]

But he had us. He hit us with like a little so make. You have to make your own life button on it.

[Kate]

He did. I know.

[Harley]

That was beautiful at the end.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was just like, yeah, but it's true. Oh, hang on. Love you, Ethan. He sent us a sweet message. Okay, next one that I have is actually from vine, not from YouTube, uncle. But I was obsessed with this little kid, the I smell like beef girl. She had so many good videos, and now she's, you know, a teenager. No, now she's a teenager, and it's just, you know, this cannot be the

[Harley]

theme the whole night.

[Kate]

Yeah,

[David]

it can't really. We'll see about it.

[Kate]

We'll see. Have you guys both seen this?

[Harley]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Unknown Child]

Like beef.

[Kate]

Why was she saying this?

[Unknown Child]

Smell like beef. I smell like beef.

[David]

She heard someone say it in the house and she started stimming on it.

[Kate]

It's crazy.

[Unknown Child]

I smell like beef. I smell like beef. I smell like beef. I smell like be. I smell.

[David]

This is me with, like, your mother, your brother, your dog.

[Kate]

Exactly. She just had such, like, a great sense of comedy. Even like that little.

[Harley]

You had such a good video recommended there. It's not old enough for us to watch It.

[Kate]

Oh, okay.

[Harley]

The. The. That video of, like, a bunch of teenagers splitting up a thousand dollars. Like, who gets a thousand? It was the one that was like, Nina. Nina. Did you ever watch that video?

[Gunner Stanson]

Oh, man.

[Harley]

It's funny.

[Kate]

Well, it's not on our list.

[David]

Next year, David.

[Harley]

Next time, next year. Next year it'll be nostalgic enough.

[Kate]

Next year when they die.

[David]

We'll watch it next year on my memorial episode.

[Kate]

Yeah, all right.

[David]

That's funny to you, David? I'm dead and you're laughing.

[Kate]

Don't. Don't say that today. Harley. If I don't laugh, I'm gonna have to sit here. I'm gonna have to sit here and do what Ethan did. Don't, Harley, don't.

[David]

No,

[Unknown Teen]

no.

[David]

Imagine I will suck on the barrel of a loaded shotgun and blow my brains alive, dude.

[Kate]

Hassan piker, everyone. Okay, next up is a classic.

[Unknown Teen]

What?

[Kate]

What? What?

[David]

I thought of something crazy.

[Kate]

What?

[Gunner Stanson]

What?

[Harley]

Doing that.

[Kate]

Text it. No, text it.

[David]

I literally can't.

[Kate]

Why? Because you'll get on a list somewhere. Yeah, okay.

[Harley]

It's immediate red flag.

[Kate]

Immediate. All right, next up, we have Drinking out of Cups. David, have you seen this?

[Harley]

I believe so.

[David]

Okay, you haven't seen it. You don't know. Hey, David. Guy think he's an Indian. Was he a goddamn. What the is he doing? Okay, I've seen this.

[Kate]

Now not ever. This is from 2003.

[David]

You've at least heard the sound, though.

[Harley]

Yeah. To know is this.

[Kate]

Yeah, this is like. Apparently it was like a 2003 thing, but then someone added this lizard, lizard, frog, whatever it is to it. Gecko to it. And I honestly wonder if this is why they chose a gecko for Geico John. Hammer sticks.

[David]

I run away like he's freaking Tommy Noble. What the hell's he doing? Rhode island ass sayings.

[Harley]

Think she's.

[David]

Think she's got it going. Boston over. No way.

[Kate]

No way.

[David]

No way.

[Kate]

What is this?

[David]

Garbage?

[Kate]

Garbage. We're back. I did not know he said the f. Slur.

[Harley]

Accidental slur, guys.

[Kate]

Totally forgot that.

[Gunner Stanson]

Oops.

[Harley]

Let me just said nostalgic YouTube.

[David]

LOL.

[Kate]

Yep. Do you want to click off and. Let me just. Let me just scan the. The old ye. Old transcript here. Holy.

[Harley]

I mean, after that, I think we got the gist. We don't have to keep going after that.

[Kate]

Oh, but it's so good. Let's see if there's any more f A g G O ts in here.

[David]

You allowed to do that? You could spell it out.

[Harley]

Chat's like, oh, yeah, the epsler

[David]

we're allowed to spell it.

[Ethan]

Yeah. No.

[Unknown Teen]

Well, no.

[Kate]

I was trying to put it in the transcript to look for it.

[Harley]

I cut away.

[Kate]

Oh, they don't even have it. No, I didn't.

[David]

You spelled it out loud.

[Unknown Child]

I did.

[Kate]

Oh, whatever. I'm getting, it's fine.

[David]

Oh, okay. Because I was gonna ask if. If everyone is allowed to spell it up.

[Kate]

No, not everyone.

[Harley]

Okay.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Harley]

Other slurs, too. Just to double check.

[Kate]

Anyway, it's funny. Go watch it. I guess.

[Harley]

Forewarned.

[Kate]

D Y. We're just. Let's spell them all out. Yeah, let's see which one gets us kicked off YouTube. Oh, God. Now I know. This one I believe has been debunked, but it's still a classic and so funny, so I had to pull it. David, have you seen this one?

[Harley]

Of course.

[Kate]

Okay, good.

[David]

Okay, you're not.

[Kate]

Someone said the lizard's gay. It can say it.

[Ethan]

Oh, God.

[Kate]

What were you gonna say?

[David]

Leroy Jenkins is dead.

[Unknown Child]

Stop.

[David]

No, he's not. But you know this is all fake.

[Kate]

Yes, I said it's been debunked, but it's still very funny.

[David]

And. And you also know that he's dead.

[Kate]

Yeah, I do know that. Yep.

[David]

That's so crazy.

[Kate]

I'm just not going to give you a reaction to it.

[Galia]

Okay, guys, these eggs are giving us a lot of trouble in the past.

[Kate]

It sounds so real. It sounds so nerdy.

[Galia]

Thing off this guy or can we bypass him?

[Harley]

I think Leroy needs something from this guy.

[Galia]

Oh, he does. Devout shoulders doesn't.

[Harley]

This one I quoted a lot better have more mana

[Galia]

Christmas. Okay, well, what we'll do, I'll run in first.

[Kate]

Like, they sound like, wow. Players gather Bold.

[Galia]

I mean, yeah, they are just, you know, blasting all down.

[Kate]

They did a great job.

[Galia]

I will use intimidating shout to kind of scatter.

[Harley]

Close my eyes and it's like a bunch of them. I'm back in Modern Warfare 2.

[David]

A lot of people. Sorry, I've changed. This is. No, I was making the joke as if it was me and his lobbies calling.

[Kate]

Oh, okay. Sorry.

[Harley]

We might have crossed paths.

[Kate]

You might have slurred at each other.

[Harley]

Yeah, I learned all the slurs From

[David]

Modern Warfare 2 slurs in passing. Did I accidentally. Did I teach David slurs by accident?

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[Harley]

Imagine if only we had the logs. We can go back and just one

[Kate]

golden thread connecting you two guys. You know,

[David]

this was a lot of people's first exposure to how it, like, coordinated online games. Could be.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[David]

No one knew that you could do it like this. People Saw this, and they're like, is that real? Is that really. How does that game work? Like, some people had. Like, this was their calling to games because they were like, oh, oh. If you could work together like that and play as a team, that's cool. I could do that. Is responsibility.

[Kate]

I feel like if I had seen this when I was younger, because I think I saw Lero Jenkins, like, much later than it came out, I feel like I might have played something like this. I love that. I love that. That collaboration. All right, here we go.

[Galia]

So we can keep them scattered, not to fight too many. When his is done, Bass, of course, need to run in, do the same thing. So we're gonna need divine intervention on our mages so they can ae. So we can of course get them down fast because we're bringing all these guys. I mean, we. We'll be in trouble if we don't take them down quick. I think it's a pretty good plan. We should be able to pull it off this time. What do you think, Abdul? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?

[Kate]

The number crunching is crazy.

[Galia]

I'm coming up with 32.33 repeating, of course, of survival. That's a lot better than we usually do.

[Unknown Teen]

Again.

[Galia]

Oh, my God.

[Harley]

He just ran in.

[Galia]

Save him. Oh, j. Stick it clean. Oh, Jesus. Let's go, let's go, go. Stick to the fledge. Stick to the clean. Oh, gee. Oh, my intervention. Hurry up.

[David]

I can't move my leg and God can't move.

[Galia]

What the. What the hell? Oh, my God.

[Kate]

He just ran.

[Galia]

I don't think you can.

[Harley]

I like hearing the Leroy Jenkins guy after.

[Unknown Child 2]

We got him. We got him.

[Unknown Teen]

We got him.

[Kate]

Yeah. God damn it, Leroy.

[Galia]

God damn it. I'm down. God damn.

[Harley]

I never watched this far in the video.

[Kate]

Go.

[David]

I just.

[Galia]

Oh, why you do this, Leroy? I'm trying.

[Kate]

I'm trying.

[Galia]

It's not my fault who's Soul Stone? It's not my fault who's Soul Stone? We do have a soul stone up, don't we?

[David]

Oh, God.

[Galia]

Oh, for.

[David]

Man, that takes me back. This video.

[Galia]

Stupid.

[Kate]

Good as hell, Leroy. You're stupid as hell.

[David]

At least I have chicken.

[Kate]

At least I have chicken. Oh, shout out, Lero Jenkins.

[Harley]

When will you wear wigs? Such. Such a good video.

[Kate]

When will you wear wigs? Okay. What? There's a huge list here from you guys. Let me know what are the top hits because we're not going to go too much longer. We just wanted to get. Get some.

[David]

Give a call it now.

[Kate]

Happy Vibes.

[David]

I'm pretty happy.

[Kate]

I'm very. I'm very happy. But you guys have a.

[David]

No, you don't seem happy. You need, like, one more video.

[Unknown Child]

Yeah.

[Harley]

I will say the. The ones that I added that were, like, ingrained in my brain.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Are Harry Potter Puppet Pals and Greatest Freak Out Ever. Those two were, like.

[David]

I was, like, 35 when these came out. No, I'm kidding. Greatest Freak out. This is the remote control.

[Gunner Stanson]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Where it's like, oh, my.

[Kate]

Oh, yes.

[Harley]

Yeah. I was like, control to go through whenever they posted a new one. And I was convinced for years that I was like, oh, this is real.

[David]

That's how boogie started. Also, like.

[Harley]

Oh, yeah.

[David]

Freakouts about video games.

[Kate]

Oh, really?

[David]

Flipping magic card tables. And you didn't know if he was telling the truth or not. Not that far off from where he's at now.

[Kate]

True. Very true. All right, here. Here is the greatest freak out ever. Oh, man, I watched this one so much.

[Gunner Stanson]

Okay.

[Harley]

There's like, 40.

[Galia]

My brother's world of Warcraft account.

[Kate]

World of Warcraft again? Yeah. Because, like, there were a bunch. And then I realized, oh, this is too many for it to be real.

[Harley]

Also learning, like, how rich this family was, like, how crazy their house was.

[Kate]

Yeah. The wing, Like, it seemed real because I had seen my brother do stuff like this. You know what I mean?

[David]

Stuff like this.

[Kate]

Yeah. Well, we know you choked yourself.

[David]

Yeah, yeah. It's just the blanket going up and then coming off. And he's, like, naked.

[Kate]

He's, like, flailing.

[David]

Yeah.

[Harley]

And then starts, like, shoving the remote up his butt.

[Kate]

Oh, that's the funniest part.

[Unknown Teen]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Where are the sheets? On the bed. We hit himself with the remote there.

[Harley]

Oh, I love this so much.

[Unknown Child]

Where?

[Kate]

You'll never see me again. Why is he stripping? I forgot he stripped

[David]

so good.

[Kate]

Like, it's fake. But that is inspired. That is inspired. Is this what you want? This is literally Harley, actually. Harley in the grocery store.

[Ethan]

Shut up.

[Harley]

Oh, this, like, whole brand of YouTube. I loved watching, like, parents destroying kids Xboxes, like, throwing them out the window. And, like, I went down a deep rabbit hole of those as a kid.

[Kate]

Oh, God. So good. Hey, it's us. Hey, look, it's what we're doing right now.

[David]

I love those guys. I don't like the guy with the dirty hats.

[Kate]

I remember seeing this one, and then I started thinking they were kind of fake. But they're so good.

[Harley]

Yeah. I grew up on this.

[Kate]

Oh, my God. I said Harry Potter Puppet.

[Harley]

Harry Potter Puppet Pals was my I've never seen this.

[Unknown Child 2]

What?

[Kate]

Never seen this.

[Harley]

Oh my goodness.

[David]

Yeah, dude, we were entrepreneurs with our own businesses. We're doing this Harry Potter, bro.

[Kate]

I had a salary. Okay, what year was this?

[Harley]

Same year, I think. 2005.

[Kate]

What? Nah. How did I never see this?

[David]

Because we're cool adults.

[Harley]

Wow, that's crazy because you've always been an ally. You were never a Harry Potter.

[Kate]

Yeah, that's it.

[Harley]

Sorry to make you watch the strengths.

[Kate]

Spotless reference.

[David]

I'm on a list for playing Hogwarts Legacy on my stream.

[Harley]

That mysterious ticking noise. Oh God, I love this video so much.

[David]

Probably slaps if you're eight and have an affinity for magic.

[Kate]

You're eight and gay. Snipe. Snipe. Oh, I've heard this song. I didn't know where it was from.

[Harley]

You're welcome, Snipe.

[David]

Thank you for the origin story.

[Harley]

Thank you, Snipe.

[David]

Severus.

[Mikey Day]

Snipe. Snipe.

[David]

David doing this.

[Mikey Day]

Snipe.

[David]

YouTube was easy back then.

[Kate]

What'd you say?

[David]

YouTube was easy back then.

[Kate]

Oh my God. Right?

[David]

If you like had a camera, knew how to edit and put up anything new. Harry Potter characters.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, it was real easy. Why is he naked?

[David]

Yeah. Is he naked also? Yeah.

[Kate]

Singing a song all day long at Hogwarts. I found the source of the ticking. It's a pipe bomb. Yeah. Oh, I like that.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[David]

Hey, good for you, David. Yeah, good for you. Man, my childhood was so much cooler than yours and you turned out all right. You know? You turned out all right.

[Harley]

And hey, look, we ended up at the same place. Huh?

[Kate]

And we all ended up in the same place.

[David]

What is it all but a mirror before me?

[Harley]

The other one I, I did was the wizard swears, which is also like a, a very funny one where it's just. They just pretend to be swearing all the time and bleep it out. And as, as an eight year old,

[Kate]

I was like, oh my God.

[Harley]

So yo, yo, they're swearing. They make Neville long bottom a potato.

[Kate]

They make Neville long bottom of potato.

[Harley]

Okay, in this.

[Kate]

Oh, in this one.

[Harley]

No, I'm saying in this universe of videos.

[David]

In what universe? In our universe?

[Kate]

No, in the Potter puppet universe.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[David]

So it's not our time.

[Harley]

This is like showing my parents a video.

[David]

Like, oh, how do you know? How do you know these people? Do you know? Is this at your friend's house?

[Harley]

When did you do this?

[David]

You did this, David. I didn't. You know that.

[Kate]

Are they talking to us? Can they see us right now? All right, let's just get a little taste

[David]

of what.

[Kate]

Wait, here's the peak.

[David]

What are you talking about?

[Galia]

We.

[Harley]

We're on the old video still.

[Kate]

Oh, God. Here, Grandma.

[Harley]

True traditions of the school must be upheld.

[Kate]

Oh my eyeballs.

[David]

The founders.

[Ethan]

Snape.

[Kate]

What? You floppy wanted Dementor buggerer.

[Harley]

Yeah. This slapped

[Kate]

Dobby's sock. Oh, this is. This feels like a takeoff of the south park movie when they're swearing in class.

[Harley]

Yeah, probably.

[Kate]

I urge you to expel these monsters. Oh, Snape. Let them have their flap doodle.

[Mikey Day]

But you're the one who banned the

[David]

words in the first flap doodle.

[Kate]

Flap doodle. Okay, you go watch that one if you want.

[David]

What's a flap doodle?

[Kate]

Harley? Which ones are yours on here? Any.

[David]

I. I guess go to Allen Tutorial.

[Kate]

Allen Tutorial Series.

[David]

Click the top one. The top link there.

[Kate]

Okay.

[David]

That's the first video. And then the second one is the last video.

[Kate]

This is from 2011.

[Harley]

Oh, someone mentioned bad lip reading. There was some of those I wanted to do, but a lot of those got claimed because they're.

[Kate]

Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

[David]

yeah.

[Kate]

So how to leak on a piece of paper.

[David]

Yeah, tutorials are really popular then. Oh yeah, this guy.

[Kate]

Thank you

[David]

for coming to my YouTube page. So today I'm going to show you how to leak on a piece of paper.

[Kate]

What does that mean? Favorite it and like.

[David]

And subscribe how to leak on a piece of paper. White paper.

[Kate]

You need a fork.

[Unknown Child 2]

But.

[Unknown Child]

Or.

[Kate]

Or you could use scissors.

[Ethan]

What.

[Mikey Day]

What are we.

[Unknown Teen]

Scissors.

[Kate]

What is gonna happen?

[David]

What are you doing that you could use a fork or scissors.

[Kate]

I'm scared.

[David]

The fork and the picker. So first thing you gotta do is you gotta. You. You go to

[Kate]

great angle. You rip off a piece of paper.

[Unknown Teen]

Oh God.

[David]

Sounds like something's over his mouth.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[David]

Next thing you do is you go like a map.

[Kate]

Like a full face mask.

[David]

And you're gonna have to rent a hole inside. So I'm gonna poke a hole.

[Kate]

Is he gonna piss on it?

[David]

He's not pissing.

[Harley]

It's just. Come K. Chill.

[David]

It's leaking on a piece of paper.

[Kate]

Is this guy for real?

[David]

Well, this is the fun part. This is what I like is now if you go to the channel. Okay, one of those. So if you go to the channel, sort by oldest click videos and sort by oldest.

[Kate]

Yeah, I'm not a. I know how to do that. Yep.

[David]

So now see, you'll see like we don't need to click these, but how to make mail into square. He literally like cuts a Square out of his mail.

[Ethan]

What?

[David]

How to upload a YouTube unwrap video and fill a cup. So, like, he was uploading these, you know, once a month. It's not like they all got views.

[Kate]

Yeah. Or a tiny bin with dirt.

[David]

Yeah. Desk demo. Broken microphone help, but keep going. If you keep scrolling down, you'll see, like, a shift starts to happen over time.

[Kate]

Oh, no. A dark room.

[David]

How to escape a dark room and find the light.

[Kate]

Yeah, like what? How to eat light. Spin salad. Famous guacamole. Is that like a saw? Oh, my God. What the is happening?

[Unknown Teen]

Oh, pick up.

[David]

Pick a blue chair off the ground. That was a banger. Go up.

[Kate]

How to pick up a blue chair off the ground?

[David]

Two minutes.

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[David]

Click it, click it, click it. Oh, we need a little. We're gonna skip through it. We're just gonna skip through. You can just.

[Kate]

Specifically, a blue chair.

[Ethan]

Hey.

[Unknown Teen]

Hey, guys.

[Kate]

New voice.

[David]

Bluetooth boy doesn't have the mask on anymore.

[Kate]

Today I'm going to do my Bluetooth page. A new tutorial how to pick up chairs. This person's a genius, right?

[David]

Do you know how many mentally challenged people I come across on Instagram Reals and I'm like, wow, genius. Perfect execution. And then I go to their page and I'm like, oh.

[Kate]

Oh, mentally ill.

[David]

Where are you going? Where are you going?

[Kate]

What?

[David]

Where are you going?

[Kate]

I'm not going anywhere.

[David]

What are you typing? What are you typing?

[Kate]

I put in another link that I want to watch.

[David]

Not yet. We're not done yet.

[Kate]

No, I know when you guys are done. The mighty bouche got claimed. Sorry, guys. I wanted to do old Greg. If you have a blue chair that

[Ethan]

fell down and you want to pick

[David]

it up,

[Kate]

how too basic is also great.

[Harley]

Oh, I was. That's. This reminded me of how too basic.

[Kate]

So good. If you have a blue chair that

[Ethan]

fell down, first thing you gotta do

[David]

is you get down to the level of the chair and you touch it.

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[David]

Okay, now go back to the channel.

[Kate]

Okay. Okay. Okay. And we're going back. We're doing forensics, guys.

[David]

Yeah. And now scroll down. Okay, let's go deep down. We'll go to the. Like, the jars. Keep going. You'll see, like, he's in a crazy room with, like, a ton of jars.

[Harley]

Tutorial.

[David]

Yeah, Click that. Click this tutorial. There's nothing bad here. This tutorial is a good one. You'll grasp. Just click it. It's. You're just gonna See, we're just gonna click through it. We've come this way to. To go through it here. Click to the spikes.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Are we allowed to watch this?

[Kate]

Okay.

[David]

He's like, stuck in a moving truck or something.

[Kate]

Yeah, he's like, in a van.

[David]

Can I. Jesus Christ. Went crazy here. It went crazy. He went on.

[Mikey Day]

He went.

[David]

Go to the last video.

[Kate]

The last video?

[David]

Yeah. You'll pass by. You'll see his. His art room or something. There's room with writing all over the walls and.

[Kate]

Is this guy dead? He might.

[Unknown Teen]

That.

[David]

It's that room that's just this guy dead. This is. This is the Norris popping off. So let's click that. Click Tutorial right there.

[Kate]

Tutorial.

[David]

Keep in mind, these videos, like, uploaded. These videos uploaded over, like, two years. It was like, over years. We were like, oh, Alan, Tutorial just uploaded a new video.

[Kate]

What the.

[David]

Like, never. You could skip to the last 10 seconds of this one because it's like, that's the last you got. You got of him is

[Kate]

now. I don't know if he's faking it.

[David]

Hey, Tutorial heads.

[Kate]

Hey, Tutorial Heads takes jumper to toilet page. Where did he go?

[David]

Took a big tutorial video in the sky.

[Kate]

Where is he in this? Like, this is crazy. I don't know.

[David]

When it's like, legs and he's, like, walking on the wall.

[Kate]

What the is that?

[David]

That's crazy.

[Kate]

That was so wild. Okay, Harley, you get one more after that. What would you like?

[David]

I want this one.

[Kate]

Which one? Which one?

[Harley]

I think he's.

[Kate]

Are you sending me something? Oh, okay.

[David]

No, I'm giving it to you here.

[Harley]

Are you giving me a feed?

[Kate]

I don't know. Oh, he's typing something.

[David]

Oh, it's under Uber Jabber.

[Kate]

Under Uber Jabber. Wait, which one? Oh, I see. I see. I see. Funky Monkeys.

[David]

Yeah, and click to go to 40 seconds.

[Harley]

Okay, got it memorized.

[David]

Don't want to waste anyone's time.

[Kate]

Yeah, you couldn't, like, make someone.

[David]

We didn't have a fancy YouTube button that would click you to the time back.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Funky Monkeys is coming. Okay.

[Unknown Teen]

Right there. How I'm trying to get to. I'm trying to get to 62nd and north. North.

[David]

Mark, this guy said some stuff that, like, to this day, like, I still say, like, he says he just freestyle talks on a level that I can only appreciate. And.

[Unknown Child 2]

And.

[David]

Yeah, okay.

[Unknown Teen]

No, I'm not tr. I'm not training. I'm walking.

[David]

All right, just walk right up Market. That street right there.

[Unknown Teen]

Okay. This street going this way? It was going north.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Unknown Teen]

Okay. Thank you. What what kind of films you like to take?

[David]

Skateboarding.

[Kate]

Oh, so he wasn't even recording, this guy.

[Unknown Teen]

How long you been doing that?

[David]

Another different skateboarding.

[Unknown Teen]

Are you a good skateboarder?

[David]

Yeah, I'm all right.

[Unknown Teen]

I hear you. I make movies.

[Unknown Child]

Yeah.

[Unknown Teen]

I make mountain pictures.

[Kate]

Motion pictures.

[Unknown Teen]

Space movies.

[David]

Space movies.

[Unknown Teen]

Do you like space?

[Kate]

I want to see space movies.

[David]

You like, like space? I still ask people.

[Kate]

You like space? Hell yeah, brother.

[Unknown Teen]

I film in California. Cool. My. My name of my company is Bella Mafia Quack A Fella Records Incorporated by Rhyme Syndicate. Three Yellow Men, Trillionaire Club. You got to think big.

[Unknown Child]

Sick.

[Unknown Teen]

You got to think big because this is a trillion dollar industry.

[Kate]

Sick.

[Unknown Teen]

And we taking over the industry. We taking over the world.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Unknown Teen]

And you know what we going to do?

[Galia]

Yeah.

[Unknown Teen]

And we also we going to go two labels. It's only going to be two labels. And the other label is going to be Butt Naked Wonder, Big Brother Thunder and the Master Blast. The little boy Wee wees. The despicable ones. But little boys can get off their mind. They're going to lose the little boys in the, you know, with alcohol. So you're going to tell. You're going to tell me the thing. The pain you feel when you birth your first baby. You know, and that's something the man. Men need to know that the pain the woman goes through wrong. It's true to feel the pain. And maybe they won't do it no more. So all you men gonna be pregnant with babies.

[Kate]

Oh, bless you.

[Unknown Teen]

And that's gone. And that's gonna be. That's why. And that's gonna be 2009, 2010. Being the rat coming into the. To the world you say Oklahoma.

[David]

Oklahoma. Oh yeah, Oklahoma.

[Unknown Teen]

Oklahoma. Texas, New York.

[Kate]

Oklahoma. Texas. Is there more or is that like right here?

[David]

The sign off is okay, cool.

[Unknown Teen]

Philadelphia, around the world. It's gonna be a big nut bus. A purple nut. And the purple punkinitas is coming to eat all you. The real monster. No, we're not smoking no Purple Haze. We eating y' all Purple Haze Monster. And we eating y' all cocaine. Rock smokers.

[Kate]

Whoa.

[Unknown Teen]

Cause it's a new rock coming to town. Purple rock cocaine.

[Galia]

Yo.

[Unknown Teen]

And it's not be on the podcast.

[Kate]

Yeah, exactly.

[Unknown Teen]

Dope smokers to the moon.

[Kate]

Catch up you on Fridays when I'm trying to end the show and suck

[Unknown Teen]

our dick on camera.

[Kate]

Oh,

[David]

is there a penis there? I don't think so. I don't know.

[Harley]

Should I button just in case?

[Kate]

No, no, there's no penis. Incredible get.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[David]

Like go Back to doing a kick flip. Like anyone will give a.

[Harley]

But like, we're all just gonna go home after that.

[Kate]

I think you're welcome, sir.

[David]

We're the kick floor flip after that. After dark is the kick flip after that. After today's episode

[Kate]

for a while, we'll pop. Shove it. Action. All right, this is not.

[David]

It's gonna be a big nut bust. A purple nut.

[Kate]

Eat.

[David]

The funky monkeys is coming. Suck our dicks and eat our whole ass.

[Harley]

That sounds like our mantra for our show. Big purple nut bust.

[Kate]

And the funky monkeys for sure.

[Galia]

Three.

[David]

We're a corporation.

[Kate]

Yeah, that was crazy.

[David]

Three yellow men.

[Kate]

What does that mean? What does it mean?

[David]

Good podcast name for us, though.

[Kate]

That's crackhead behavior. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. All right, the last one I want to watch is not old, but it always makes me laugh. Are you guys familiar with the Sprite challenge?

[Harley]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

You try to drink a whole bottle of Sprite without burping, and the burps are just, like, epic. So I will.

[Unknown Teen]

Just.

[Harley]

So we're doing on Wednesday, right?

[Kate]

I w. I will. I absolutely would do this.

[David]

I don't.

[Harley]

I don't burp, so I'd probably just throw up.

[Kate]

Wait, you don't. Wait, what do you mean you don't burp?

[Harley]

I mean, like, I just physically piss

[David]

us off right now, David, at the end of the episode.

[Kate]

This has been a very nice show.

[David]

Piss us off, David.

[Ethan]

Not.

[David]

Not at five to nine.

[Harley]

I mean, to be fair, I don't. I. I just don't. Like, the only time I. Gross. The only time I burp is like, you know when, like, right before you throw up, it's just like. And then it comes out. That's pretty much the only time I do it.

[Kate]

Do you fart?

[Harley]

Probably twice as much because I don't burp.

[Kate]

Oh, okay.

[Harley]

It comes out.

[David]

It comes out.

[Harley]

Just.

[Kate]

Just. My brother in law. My sister's husband doesn't burp either, so I guess that's sometimes a thing, but Interesting. Well, let's try to make David burp on Wednesday. Why don't we do that, guys?

[David]

On Wednesday we're gonna.

[Kate]

Yeah, we're gonna make David burp. I just. I will sit and watch these compilations, so I just want to finish with the Sprite challenge.

[David]

What are you just laughing because you know where my head was going?

[Kate]

David, what happened?

[Harley]

I could see the. I could see the trail going of.

[Unknown Teen]

What.

[Kate]

What do you. What we're gonna do on Wednesday?

[David]

Wednesday we're gonna make David burp. And I was like, On Wednesday, we're gonna make the. We're close to the end.

[Kate]

There are so many. He almost went. He almost went. Purple nut.

[David]

We're gonna make David purple nut butts. Purple nut.

[Kate]

Just this skinny little white boy holding the camera. Oh, God. Oh, God. All right, so, yeah, we will do the Sprite challenge because I want to make David burp and Harley wants to

[Galia]

make him do something.

[Harley]

Don't ask Harley what he wants to make me do.

[Kate]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I can't do it. My tummy hurt. Isn't that insane? That one is so good.

[Unknown Child 2]

What do I do?

[David]

Oh, my God.

[Unknown Teen]

No,

[Kate]

It's just a 20 ounce. I feel like I could do that.

[David]

Did he fart? Did he also fart?

[Kate]

I don't think so. Let's do some more. It burns. I can't. These girls are definitely the best ones.

[Harley]

In the cut as she's spitting out the Sprite.

[Kate]

So good.

[Unknown Teen]

What the.

[David]

Was that one,

[Kate]

Girl? You didn't drink anything. You didn't drink anything.

[Harley]

Faker.

[Kate]

I shouldn't. I should not scroll for women lie

[David]

on social media when men are telling the truth.

[Kate]

She didn't. Was that Glo? No, thought it was. Let's start green. Let's start. Ew. Why are we puking? All right, well, hopefully this will be us on Ew.

[David]

Hey, it's my boy.

[Kate]

You know him?

[David]

Well, not personally, but that's Badlands Chugs.

[Kate]

Oh, you know him?

[David]

Okay, you know this guy?

[Harley]

Shout out.

[Kate]

Oh, no, I don't.

[David]

Oh, he's legendary. He literally goes in his backyard with like a 4 liters and drinks like a Mountain Dew Code red. Oh, Chugs the whole thing before.

[Kate]

He's done this before.

[David]

Yeah, I'm surprised that it's even affected him.

[Kate]

Oh, all right, one more. Just one more. That's so funny. I can't

[David]

sor that one.

[Kate]

I know we saw that one. Anyway, I think we're good. There's another one where a guy, like, pukes in the background, but I know

[David]

we're going to be getting studs doing the Sprite challenge on our algorithms now.

[Kate]

Yes, exactly. And I can't wait. I can't wait.

[Harley]

Someone. Someone was spam. Like there's multiple people spamming this video in chat. So can we watch it? I sent it in WhatsApp.

[Kate]

Okay, I got it. What is this? I've never seen this one.

[Harley]

Oh, you haven't? Oh, it's a good one.

[Kate]

I just almost burped myself. Okay. David Blaine's Street Magic.

[David]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

I've never seen this.

[Unknown Teen]

You may have seen.

[Harley]

Have you seen. Have you seen the actual David Blaine show?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[David]

This. Highlights.

[Unknown Teen]

Hey.

[Harley]

Hey, fellas.

[Mikey Day]

Hey.

[Unknown Child 2]

Hey.

[Gunner Stanson]

No, no. David.

[Kate]

It's Mikey Day.

[Harley]

Oh. Shout out street magic special. You want to see some magic?

[David]

No.

[Unknown Teen]

No, thank you.

[Kate]

Is that Mitch? What's his name? Shopping all day. We just want to go into my apartment and relax.

[Mikey Day]

So.

[Galia]

Bye.

[David]

Bye.

[Unknown Child 2]

We did a shopping.

[Kate]

We went to an outlet store.

[Gunner Stanson]

Okay.

[Kate]

You wouldn't have heard of it.

[Mikey Day]

It's not trendy yet.

[Kate]

Nobody knows about it.

[David]

What'd you buy?

[Kate]

I bought a green sweater, if you want to know.

[Galia]

Okay.

[Kate]

I bought a green sweater.

[Harley]

Interesting.

[David]

Are you sure you didn't buy a teddy bear?

[Kate]

Yes, I'm sure I did.

[Gunner Stanson]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Teddy bear. What the f. How did you get it? Where's my sweater? David Blaine. David Blaine. A green sweater. Okay, so you can't just make that disappear, okay? That's like stealing. It's the equivalent of stealing.

[Gunner Stanson]

So where is it?

[Kate]

I spent, like, 48 hours. So you're not being clever at this point.

[Unknown Child]

Oh, it is.

[Kate]

Where is it? Look at your effing body right now. Peter.

[Unknown Teen]

What the.

[Kate]

I was holding things. You stretched it out, probably.

[Unknown Teen]

Thank you.

[Galia]

Please.

[Kate]

Please stop it. Please stop. I don't even want to wear it yet.

[David]

Hey, what are you drinking?

[Kate]

I'm drinking orange soda.

[Galia]

Ooh, big.

[Kate]

What's your favorite? You gonna turn into a teddy bear? I'm holding it.

[David]

Orange soda, huh?

[Kate]

Hey, what else is orange? What else is orange? I don't know. Cheez its. Cheez it. What the.

[Gunner Stanson]

Cheez its.

[Unknown Teen]

Fuck.

[Kate]

Cheez it. Cheez its. Cheez its.

[Harley]

Cheez it.

[Kate]

Where's my orange soda? What'd you do with it?

[Gunner Stanson]

What'd you do with it?

[Kate]

Where's my orange soda? It's orange soda in my mouth. What the f. You put it in my mouth. How did you get it in my mouth? Please stop, you demon. You're a demon. Please stop, you demon. Do we need to watch the whole thing?

[Harley]

No.

[Kate]

Shout out to these guys.

[David]

I do like the. I do like the. The nut joke, though.

[Harley]

Yeah, there was one.

[Kate]

There's a nut joke. Is it later?

[Harley]

I don't know if.

[David]

I don't know in that one.

[Kate]

Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. Mikey Day and Mitch Silpa is. Is David Blaine. I thought I recognized him.

[Unknown Child]

Cool.

[Kate]

All right, well, I think that's gonna do it for us. My eyes are, like, swollen from crying, so let's do.

[David]

You were so sad today.

[Kate]

I was so sad. I'm still sad. Anyway, we'll Be back tomorrow for Tuesday show. Still don't know what we're doing it about. So I'll be dealing with that tonight. Yeah.

[Harley]

Epstein.

[Kate]

Yeah. Three hours Epstein deep dive.

[Harley]

Deep dive.

[Kate]

We'll see you normal.

[David]

Oh, no.

[Kate]

11:00am PST tomorrow. Nights at Epstein. Yeah.

[David]

100 playthrough.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Gunner Stanson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Harley]

All the achievements.

[David]

Zero deaths.

[Kate]

Yep. No scope.

[Harley]

Why try if you know it's not right? Why try?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[David]

360. No scope.

[Kate]

You gotta do it. You gotta do it. You gotta try.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[David]

Take. Life means nothing. So you gotta take.

[Kate]

That's right. Life is meaningless and everyone around you is going to die.

[Harley]

Yep.

[Kate]

In a horrible surprise way.

[David]

So go to Shambhala.

[Kate]

So make it. Make it count.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Make it count.

[David]

So suck that guy's dick and the write that book that you.

[Kate]

Oh, yolo. We love you guys. Thank you for being here. We're gonna do some soupies now.

[Harley]

We're gonna do some soupies. Thank you to everyone who donated. Thank you to everyone for even being here. I know today's episode and just in general, today is a very sad day. So we just want to thank for you for being here. Thank you for showing so much love to Oliver. It's very, very sweet. Number one Homelander fan said the pre show killed me today. Glad I wasn't at work for that. Was crying the whole time. Time for a beer and some laughs. I. I hope, I hope we were able to make you guys laugh.

[David]

Yes.

[Kate]

Hope so.

[David]

Hope you had fun.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Apollo FNC said. Harley, Kate and David, you guys never fail to brighten my day. Love you, you guys. We love you too.

[David]

We love you too.

[Kate]

Love you guys. Thank you.

[Harley]

H3 Pride Minute said they had to take an extra time, extra time between shows because Harley is sitting now. It takes about 20 minutes for his desk to get back to sitting height from up there. Papa Molly said I love you three more than words can say. Thank you so much for still doing after dark. We really needed this. Where are the curls, Harley?

[Kate]

Oh, you gave them curls and then you took them away.

[David]

Yeah, but now I got a Reese's Mr. Beast type.

[Harley]

It's true.

[Kate]

It's true.

[David]

Pretty sick.

[Kate]

It's true.

[David]

Pretty sick.

[Harley]

Casey Iona said can we please see pups as a cleanse?

[David]

Oh, that would have been good.

[Kate]

Pups. Oh.

[David]

Should have had a dog on our lap.

[Kate]

I know. I should have brought my puppy in here.

[Harley]

Well, tomorrow we'll see. We'll see. Sydney's 1400, my dad unexpectedly turned into a bench after not seeing him for about a year. He had just bought his ticket to come see me. This unexpected death brings up weird feelings. RIP Oliver Tree. Yeah. Death is never the right time. No matter how sudden or how long it takes or how much you are able to prevent prepare for it. It's just never, never a good time.

[Kate]

Do you guys know the bet? The bench theory? I mean, the bench story. Okay, just making sure. It's not.

[David]

I'm familiar with.

[Kate]

It's not just a thing from my channel that carried over.

[David]

Well, I. I think I asked about it early on here.

[Kate]

Oh, okay.

[David]

Because we. I was saying how it. Like. Like in the Jewish community, lots of benches are donated.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[David]

Yeah. So I was like, does that mean what I think it means? Because I loved the term became a bench.

[Kate]

It's so good.

[David]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Kids are. Kids are the best.

[Harley]

Sarah deluc said. Didn't want to mention this on the live show, but Harley getting out first on the new Mr. Beast app was hilarious. After noting. He knows you.

[Kate]

You.

[David]

I was gonna get. You know what's funny is I was gonna give you a million. You were the one I was gonna give a million to.

[Harley]

So now you don't get it.

[Kate]

We gotta talk about Mr. Beast. Is the full video out now?

[Harley]

I don't know.

[Kate]

Should we just do that tomorrow?

[Harley]

Yeah, we can just watch that tomorrow. Do a full deep dive. You can give us a play.

[David]

Wash it, Ethan. If we watch it Ethan style, we can really. We can stretch it out for sure.

[Kate]

But I'm sure Ethan will want to react to it too. We'll talk about it off the air.

[Harley]

We'll figure it out.

[David]

It's tricky. It is a. It is pretty bad video. He's not going to watch this. He's too busy.

[Kate]

Yeah, we'll see. We'll see.

[Harley]

We'll see what happens. E. The Dimples says, what's crazy is any YouTuber from the 2000s is now super old and wearing a hat.

[Kate]

Wait, what?

[David]

Nothing.

[Kate]

Okay, thank you. Sorry. People are messaging me.

[Ethan]

You.

[Unknown Teen]

You.

[Kate]

All right, go ahead.

[Harley]

KJG20.

[Kate]

Sorry, I'm working and working right now.

[David]

Oh, no, that's fine. No, someone. Someone was saying. Someone.

[Harley]

Nothing.

[David]

They said I'm old.

[Unknown Teen]

Them.

[Kate]

Oh, okay.

[Harley]

Yeah, they said any YouTuber from the 2000s is old and wearing a hat Now.

[David]

I was from the 2010s, so.

[Harley]

So suck it.

[Kate]

Ethan only wears a hat sometimes.

[Harley]

It's true. KJG24 said, when my dad died, I had sacred elements by Mr. Tree on repeat. Highly recommend it right now. Love you guys. Thank you. For leaving chat open for us pores. Of course.

[David]

Yeah.

[Kate]

He has another song called Elevator in the sky, and the lyrics are just like. I mean, it's obviously about death, so it's another one to check out.

[David]

It'll happen again. Again. Happen over and over again. Don't fret.

[Kate]

There you go. All right, just a couple more so we can go and I can close my eyes.

[Harley]

Yeah. Lighten up. J says love from Saskatoon. You three brighten my days. Thank you. Thank you.

[Kate]

You.

[Harley]

Thank you. We got a lot of donations of people's favorite YouTube videos.

[Kate]

Thank you, guys.

[David]

Oh, put it on a list again.

[Kate]

We'll do this again. Yeah.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Kate]

You're all on a list now.

[Harley]

Mycology says. This is truly so comforting. After coming to terms with Oliver's passing, I appreciate we're able to get both the memorial and a comfort stream. Love, family.

[Kate]

I'm glad. That makes me happy. This was, you know, something we wanted to try, and I'm glad that you guys benefited from it. Yeah, I mean, I'm. I am of Irish descent. And we laugh, you know, we laugh at wakes and have a good time just because it's what you do. If you don't laugh, you'll cry. Or you'll do both. You know, that's just what. I don't know how it is in other people's cultures, but we just laugh about it or try to.

[Harley]

Finally, Erica Ruth said, it's my B day tomorrow. As a cape codder, I'm 30. Thankful for the New England representation on the pod now. Love y'. All. Happy birthday to you tomorrow.

[Kate]

Shout out to the cake. Shout the out. Are we good?

[Harley]

We're good.

[Kate]

Feels like we're good. You turn the music off? Okay, cool. Well, everybody, we will see you tomorrow. Hope you have a wonderful night. Go relax as I'm about to do. And thanks for being here. Go listen to some Oliver tree and we will see you in the morning, 11am PST, 2pm Eastern for a Tuesday show with your fit with your faves. Bye, guys.

[David]

Bye, guys.

[Kate]

Tell your homies you love them. Love you guys.

[David]

Kiss them on the lips.

[Harley]

Love you, guys.

[Kate]

Love you, guys. Bye.

[Unknown Teen]

Bye.