Our Last Episode!

Summary

H3 Podcast — "Our Last Episode!"

Date: June 20, 2026
Hosts: Ethan Klein (brief appearance), Kate, Harley, David, Galia
Description: Season finale before a summer break; a relaxed reflection on favorite moments, running jokes, and community engagement.

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Episode Overview

The H3 Podcast team celebrates their final episode before the summer hiatus. This extra-long, casual show is packed with humor, nostalgia, fan-favorite clips, and playful banter. The hosts reminisce about hilarious past moments, review viewer-submitted "bad merch" designs, discuss the community’s unique energy, and end with some chaotic gaming. A strong emphasis is placed on inclusivity, inside jokes, and their appreciation for the show’s vibrant fanbase.

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Key Segments & Timestamps

1. Setting the Scene: Last Episode Before Break

00:09–03:28

• Harley and Kate announce the episode is their last before summer break, joking about always running overtime.
• Clarification: The "last episode" is just clickbait—show will return after the break.
• "No one believed that, though, right?" —Kate [03:33], as they admit to hyping up the false drama.

Notable Quote

• “Every single episode has been a gift of us going above and beyond.” —Harley [00:40]

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2. Juneteenth and the Montgomery Brawl

04:39–15:51

• Kate gives a concise history of Juneteenth [05:13].
• The hosts watch and hilariously recap the "Montgomery Brawl" viral video, discussing its cultural resonance and the catharsis of collective action.
• Comparison to pro wrestling and commentary on people getting offended by playful violence.
• Running jokes about the internet’s reaction, viral remixes, and age-restriction fears.

Classic Lines

• “You want so much soccer in your butt right now.” —Kate [02:33]
• “There's no day that could part...has me doing that.” —Harley [09:43], talking about the river brawl.
• “Someone said how many After Dark videos have been age restricted because of Kate's thirst for violence? I don't think any.” —Kate [15:31]
• “It's your lust for justice.” —David [17:02]

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3. Community & Fan Engagement

16:12–26:02

• Kate is celebrated for being immortalized as public art in Chicago; jokes about putting headphones and baby chairs on the statue.
• The group riffs on sibling relationships and family quirks, leading to more “youngest child” humor and stories of cheating on tests for siblings [20:14].
• Set-up for "bad merch" review: Harley’s tradition of suggesting outlandish merch, many of which were made real by fans.

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4. Reviewing "Terrible" Fan Merch

21:50–35:16

• The team reacts to various fan-created merch concepts including:
  • “Pluck the Duck 89” and “David Magic” themed shirts
  • Designated “come zone” details for a towel or throw [22:53]
  • Discussion about T-shirt contest logistics vs. what's actually manufacturable [24:42–25:32]

Memorable Merch Moments

• "The designated come zone. That’s sick." —Harley [23:25]
• “If you get an email back from the manufacturer like, 'so what is this comezone part of the T shirt that you’re asking for?'” —David [25:14]
• "Ethan wouldn’t back the come...wiping area zone." —Harley [25:34]

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5. Surprise Ethan & Watch Flexing

26:33–29:08

• Ethan Klein pops in briefly to flex his new watch, prompting playful envy and shade.
• Light ribbing about watch collections, “big dick boys”, and what makes a worthy watch.

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6. Show Evolution & Audience Demographics

35:59–39:03

• Harley and Kate marvel at how the audience, especially chat, is dominated by funny women.
• Discussion of community identity: “Never been in a place where it feels like it’s mad funny women...It also skews lady.” —Harley [68:06]

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7. Games — World Cup & Sports Segment

37:32–43:42

• Hilarious World Cup updates, celebrating Canada’s unexpected win and Mexico’s progress.
• Galia shares stories of watching pivotal matches in public, reinforcing the power of sports to unify.
• Banter about which countries are favorites for advancement.

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8. Best-Of Moments Compilation

44:22–65:27

• Showcases a highly-requested highlight reel:
  • Painting each other’s portraits live
  • Edible episode and being terrified on stream
  • Harley’s infamous “gun” moment in a game
  • The origin of the “fat cap”/labia surgery running joke [52:05]
  • Kate’s “egg drop” disaster [53:00]
  • Power outage causing ghostly, low-light chaos [54:50]
  • “Gay Harley from the future” and other character bits [61:27]

Notable Quote

• "My rose finally blossomed, and now it’s time to trim it." —David [53:00], in a callback to labia surgery riff.

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9. Chaotic Mini-Game: Mecha Chameleon Hide & Seek

88:47–117:42

• The group tries to play Mecha Chameleon (advanced digital hide-and-seek), with Harley’s technical issues forcing him into the color commentator role.
• Amusing banter about “sweats” (competitive gamers), cheat accusations, and inside jokes about who puts in effort and who free-rides.

Best Gaming Banter

• “David has gone full sweat mode. You were trying to have fun for the stream.” —Harley [95:21]
• “She altered the space around it to further sell her hiding spot.” —Harley, on Kate [95:04]

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10. Soupies (Super Chats) & Sign-Off

120:07–134:47

• The group reads live donations (Soupies), giving personalized shoutouts, advice, and reiterating their affection for the community.
• Discussion about community members’ birthdays, pets, and upcoming fan plans.
• Final words before the summer break, with joking threats that everyone is about to be fired as a prank [80:28].

Closing Quotes

• “This was a fabulous way to round out the first season.” —Kate [134:02]
• "We love you, Galia. We will see you in three weeks. Bye, everybody. Don’t forget about us. Please come back!" —Kate [135:56]
• “Shout out to Galia for coming on. We love when you come on.” —Harley [135:53]

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Running Jokes & Recurring Themes

• Clickbait Title: Repeated joking that the show isn’t really ending—just for summer break.
• Youngest Sibling Energy: Stories and jokes about family dynamics, cheating, and attention-seeking.
• DIY “Bad” Merch: Endless riffing about bodily-fluid-themed items, “David Magic,” and the impossibility of mass-producing their wildest ideas.
• In-Jokes: "Fat cap," “lustus for justice,” and other memorable phrases from earlier episodes echoed throughout.
• Funny Women Domination: Sincere awe at the chat’s comedic contributions and the gender makeup of their audience.
• Technical Snafus: Frequent, good-natured references to dropped calls, camera malfunctions, power outages, and game issues.
• Sports as Uniter: Recurring appreciation for the World Cup, pride in unexpected wins, and sports’ role in community-building.
• Love for Each Other & Fans: Continuous affirmations of gratitude and affection for both castmates and the show’s fanbase.

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• “Every single episode has been a gift of us going above and beyond.” —Harley [00:40]
• “It's your lust for justice.” —David [17:02]
• “No one believed that, though, right?” —Kate [03:33]
• “When you see a group of shirtless men skipping towards you, you're about to get your ass beat.” —Kate [10:17]
• “My rose finally blossomed, and now it’s time to trim it.” —David [53:00]
• “The designated come zone—that’s sick.” —Harley [23:25]
• “Never been in a place where it feels like it’s mad funny women...It also skews lady.” —Harley [68:06]
• “If you pay me, I'll talk to them. If you…” —Kate [76:53], on working with men
• "We love when you come on." —Harley to Galia [135:53]
• "Please come back [after the break]!" —Kate [135:56]

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Episode Tone

Chaotic, self-deprecating, inclusive, and nostalgic. The group leans into their recurring bits, audience memes, and technical mess-ups, all while maintaining appreciative, irreverent energy. The hosts juggle genuine connection and ridiculousness, ending their first season with warmth, inside jokes, and a collective sense of accomplishment.

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For New Listeners

This episode is not a conventional “finale” but a love letter to the fans and the show’s irreverent spirit. If you’re new, expect rapid-fire callbacks, in-jokes, shameless self-roasting, and a sincere celebration of the H3 Podcast’s unique community before a well-deserved summer pause.

Transcript

[David]

In 5, 4, 3, 2.

[Harley]

What up? What up? Big Friday. Huge Friday before the break. I cannot believe that we're halfway through our last episode before the summer break.

[Kate]

It's already, it's already here. It's already almost over.

[Harley]

It's actually, that's the truth. As far as I was concerned, this was always going to go to 8pm I didn't know the way that the, the whole network moved. I didn't know that time was. And I like it. I, I operate like that too. Yeah. But the one thing that I do know is that we wrap up at 8 and, and we never do. We literally never do. Every single episode has been a gift of us going above and beyond. And we will continue to do that. We'll continue to do that.

[David]

But hey, tonight, Kate's been working hard.

[Kate]

Guys.

[Harley]

Yes, David. Oh, David, you too. You've been working hard.

[David]

I was going to say. Oh, thank you. Oh. Oh, that's not the feed.

[Harley]

She just socks my leaderboard. Your Mecca chameleon stalks my valorant rank.

[Kate]

Are you serious?

[David]

I was going to say tonight.

[Harley]

Screaming.

[David]

You're good. Please don't. I was just say tonight's your night. So we are going to end at 8. So we're going to have a 30 minute show today. So sorry everyone.

[Harley]

Oh well, I was getting to the point. I was getting to the point that 9pm on the dot. Maybe earlier. David, I didn't realize you hated it here.

[Kate]

Oh my God.

[David]

I know.

[Harley]

I had no. David, I had no idea you hated it here.

[Galia]

Really.

[Harley]

Just call it right now.

[Kate]

Dude hates our guts.

[David]

You know, Call it right now.

[Kate]

He's not even listening to us.

[Harley]

Oh, we have a guest with us. He's not even a guest.

[David]

I put. Okay.

[Harley]

Yeah, it's like me, I'm trying to. I'll get you on the summer.

[Kate]

He's been trying.

[Harley]

Oh, I know. I'll get you.

[David]

I remember Wednesday's episode. You talking about me at the World cup or whatever or coming back.

[Harley]

If I, if, if it's. If it. That's not me. If it's a voice like that would signify that it's a character.

[Kate]

It's a character.

[Harley]

Just so happens I have seven characters and they. I want to. You at the World Cup.

[David]

Yeah, I forgot I was an actor. I. I should have understood.

[Kate]

Yeah, you should have known. Oh, anyway, golly is here everybody.

[Galia]

Hi guys. Hi everyone.

[Kate]

Yay.

[Galia]

And also bye guys, cuz this episode is over. Bye.

[Kate]

Bye.

[Galia]

Ever.

[Harley]

Ever since the, the, The World cup roundup that you gave us there my Algorithm. Or maybe it would have happened anyways, but it's. It's just like, yo, you want all this soccer?

[Kate]

You want so much soccer in your butt right now.

[Harley]

I didn't. I didn't know. People probably knew, but I didn't know that I was going to get so much soccer and basketball.

[Galia]

I know. I told you.

[Kate]

That's true.

[Harley]

You did. You really. You were on top of it.

[David]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah. You've gotten a lot of sports content since you started.

[Harley]

I'm not a sports guy, personally.

[Kate]

Yeah, I know. You're a new man now. The show is. The show has changed you. Yeah. But tonight we're gonna. It's gonna be super chill. We've got some fantastic time stamps that you guys pulled for your favorite moments from the first and definitely not last season of H3 After Dark. That was clickbait.

[Harley]

The number. Wait, what did we decide? David. Podcast in the world. David, what did we decide? What was. What's the name of our video that we're doing that we're doing right now?

[David]

It's called our last episode.

[Kate]

The last episode before break. Gotcha.

[Harley]

No one believed that, though, right?

[Kate]

No, I don't think so. I mean, I tried to hype it a little bit. I was, like, in chat before this sort of stoking. Stoking discord. But no, I don't think anybody bought it. Come on.

[Galia]

Imagine.

[Kate]

Great.

[Galia]

Imagine you're getting fired and you're like, in chat. Oh, no, this is so bad. Just like. Just like talking in chat.

[Kate]

Totally normal.

[Galia]

You were not making it real. Yeah,

[Harley]

you were. You were stoking in discord and I was stroking this hog. Nah.

[Galia]

Well, that.

[Kate]

Will that be his last masturbation joke of the season? Stay tuned to find out.

[David]

Rough one to end on, but it's definitely not.

[Harley]

Hey, no, it's gonna be. We're gonna be chill. We're gonna be chill. There's. That was the only one. I got it out of the way.

[David]

That was the only one.

[Harley]

Maybe there will be a better one.

[David]

You're not.

[Harley]

That guy will be a better one.

[Kate]

You know, Harley, I hope there is a better one for. For you. You deserve to go out on a high, so.

[Harley]

Oh, no. Yeah, okay. Don't worry about that. That's something you won't ever have to worry about.

[Kate]

We. High and inside. Okay, so in addition to this being our last episode of the season, we also have a federal holiday today in America. Juneteenth. Harley, do you know what Juneteenth is? What it's about?

[Harley]

I. I don't know really all the details. I know today, I feel it's their day.

[Kate]

It's their day. Who's that? Who's there?

[Harley]

That's interesting.

[Kate]

It's an interesting question.

[Harley]

Yeah, I would.

[Kate]

I will tell you what it's about. Basically, slavery ended at a certain time. I'm not gonna just go into dates and things, but slavery ended at a certain time for most of the country. I think it was, like, 1865, but it took, I think, a couple years for the. For the news of slavery ending to reach Texas. And So that date, June 19, several years later, when they were like, oh, shit, slavery is illegal. That is, it started as a Texas holiday called Juneteenth. Like, that was the day that the Texas enslaved people actually got their liberation. So that's what Juneteenth is. It was made a federal holiday a couple years ago, like, around the pandemic time, which is awesome. And it's not necessarily Juneteenth related, but I want to show y' all maybe my favorite. One of my favorite videos that feels. That feels right today. And it is. It has been affectionately coined, the Montgomery Brawl. Now, Galia, you said you've never seen this.

[Galia]

Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about, so.

[Kate]

Okay, I'll give you just a little overview. This was three years ago. Oh, it's the best day on the Internet.

[Galia]

I think I've seen it on the show.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah. They might have talked about it on the show.

[Harley]

Or to celebrate Juneteenth, we're gonna watch these black people beat up these white people.

[Kate]

Yes.

[David]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

All right. Fire it up.

[Kate]

Hell, yeah.

[David]

You know what's crazy, too, is the amount of white people that are mad that this is a holiday. I'm like, you're mad you're getting a day off of work just because it's about black people.

[Kate]

Yeah. And you shouldn't. Like, I'd be cool if just only black people got it off.

[Harley]

I'm not surprised that people feel that way. People are very passionate about the size of video game characters, tits, something like this, I expect. I don't expect much from people these days.

[Kate]

That makes sense. That makes sense. So just. Just for Galia and anyone who chat who hasn't seen this, basically, this is in Montgomery, Alabama, on the river. And there was a river boat. Riverboat that was trying to park, but this smaller boat, like a private boat of all these drunk white guys refused to move, and they started fighting with this black. I don't know if he's a security Guard or like, a doc hand. I'm not sure what his role in this area was, but he gets jumped by this whole boat of drunk white guys. And everybody in the vicinity who was black came to this man's aid, and it is so incredible. There's somebody swimming through the water to get to the dock. It's just amazing.

[David]

So Avery said he is security, by the way.

[Kate]

Oh, he's security. Okay. Thank you. That's what I thought, but I wasn't sure. All right, so let's watch this. It's still one of my favorite things. It's okay. If it gets age restricted, we'll cut it out. I was told not to leave it

[Harley]

there, and they left it there.

[David]

It's our lap. Our last episode. Who cares?

[Kate]

Yeah. So this guy starts it. This guy starts it, and this guy gives the signal, throws his hat up. He says, let's go. Let's throw hands then. Okay. So now he gets cheated, jumped. It's okay. Everyone's okay. Nobody died. No one was seriously hurt. This guy was not seriously hurt. Everyone's fine. It is. It is scary to watch. He starts getting jumped. But don't worry.

[Harley]

Do you want to trigger a warning?

[Kate]

Help is on the way. Oh, do we need one?

[Harley]

I don't know. You think I give a. About anything? And by the way, guys, don't feel bad about everyone in the. Every single person in this video now has a successful podcast. So don't feel bad about anything.

[Kate]

I think the only people. I think, like, a couple, Maybe one black person got arrested, but, like, everyone on the. The white people boat got arrested, which is great. So they start attacking this guy.

[Galia]

Insane.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

You know, they. They really. The opening strategy was crazy. They threw bodies. They just kind of, like, ran. Gross behavior, you know? It was kind of. That's how zombies get you.

[Kate]

They just.

[Harley]

They just run into you, and, like, you're on the ground. Yeah.

[Kate]

They just drag you down. So we got Guy Fieri here in his vibe.

[Harley]

There's just no day that I could poss. Be having that. That's what I do.

[Kate]

I know.

[Harley]

There's no day that could part. There's no series of events that has me doing that.

[Kate]

I guarantee that that man was being nice. He was just like, hey, you can't park here because here's the riverboat. This is the riverboat that this little stupid boat was blocking because they'd left it there to go in and have dinner or probably drinks. Right. They blocked this entire boat from docking. And so these guys come see the man in Trouble. And they come skipping down the dock. Now, let me tell you something. When you see a group of shirtless men skipping towards you, you're about to get your ass beat.

[Harley]

You're about to get going in for a big chest. Bumpy.

[Kate]

Look at them skipping. They're so excited. Let's go. And all the people up here are

[Harley]

watching a lot of pants. Fixing a lot of pants.

[Kate]

Yeah. Oh, you heard that one. God, I love this video. You know me, I love watching men get hurt.

[David]

And best of all, white men.

[Kate]

Oh, hell, yeah. The police officer is like, I'm just going to.

[Harley]

I feel like. I feel like people that would get offended to you saying that also love watching men get hurt. They probably spend all their time watching ufc. You be like, I love watching men get hurt. And they be like, what?

[David]

They're like, oh, what?

[Kate]

Well, they take it seriously.

[David]

Look at women these days. Am I right?

[Kate]

Yeah. Equal rights, equal fights. What the hell are we gonna do without men? Look, they're backing up. Look how many people came down. These people work at the dock. Oh, this is so amazing. Oh, my God. Oh, they didn't have the part.

[Galia]

There's.

[Kate]

There's a part where a guy jumps off the riverboat. Swims. Swims from the boat on the dock.

[Harley]

Like, I didn't remember the. The tossing of the cap at the beginning. Oh, I did remember the swimming.

[Galia]

Oh.

[Kate]

And then the chair. This doesn't have everything. I gotta find the rest of it. Hang on, Gabriel. Swimming, dude. Oh, that's. This is this guy.

[Harley]

Computer, run all angles simultaneously of the Alabama Riverfront brawl.

[Kate]

Yeah, literally.

[Harley]

All right, let's upscale to 4K. 120 frames per second.

[Kate]

Computer.

[David]

And any charges are pending tonight. MPD told us about this.

[Kate]

Shut up. All right, so there. This is the video that we saw before. So this is the far.

[Harley]

Oh, I was so confused for a second.

[Kate]

Okay, so this is the far angle of the boat that was trying to park. People are starting to help. People are starting to run to his aid. And look. Look at the water. He d. Jumped off the river, bro.

[David]

I'm gonna get in on this.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Yeah. The truth is, you get there and you're like, okay, I'm a lot more tired than I thought.

[David]

Swimming.

[Harley]

Swimming. I thought that was close because it was right there, but that's harder than I thought.

[Kate]

Yeah. And you're like, all your adrenaline from wanting to jump in the fight, and then it's just all gas from that.

[Harley]

And it was all shoulders.

[David]

Oh, shout out.

[Kate]

Yeah, see? But I guess you should kick what

[David]

they said, not my hometown whing on my favorite laughing, Jewish David.

[Kate]

Dude, this was, like, a solid week. A solid week. I was watching this, watching all the, like, the remixes. Get up there, young buck. What'd you say?

[Galia]

You do know it scene by scene. You're like, oh, it's missing something. Let me find it right now.

[Kate]

I know.

[Galia]

Three seconds.

[David]

I fell asleep to this for, like, a month.

[Kate]

Get up there, young buck. They read the moon. All right, there's the guy skipping in.

[Harley]

Boom.

[Kate]

That was a. That was a jaw. That was a teeth rattler right there. Let's see that again. Bing bong. That one's gonna hurt in the morning.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Kate]

All right, now there's another part. Was so funny. There were, like, hundreds of people all. Find the best part, which is the chair. Where is the chair? Oh, my God. This was. Computer.

[David]

Computer. Where is chair?

[Harley]

No, jack me off first.

[Kate]

Yeah. I think the only guy that got arrested was the guy that hit people with the chair. There it is. I saw the chair. I saw the chair. Look at a man in white. I'm trying to skip through the worst of it. Oh, there he is. There he is.

[Harley]

Hitting people, trying to skip through the worst of it. You get to the guy hitting another person with a chair. I'm trying to get. I'm trying to skip through the worst of it so I can get to the absolute worst of it.

[Kate]

So good. It's so good. Oh,

[Harley]

this is terrible. Skip all this. Go to the part that's more terrible.

[Kate]

Go to the part where someone does. Dude, he comes in and nails this lady.

[Harley]

Oh, Jesus. What happened to her?

[David]

I don't think we can watch this. I don't know.

[Harley]

That one. We're gonna. That one they're gonna call.

[David]

Yeah, that one's probably not gonna be able to.

[Harley]

Oh, Kate,

[Kate]

it was such a good day.

[Harley]

She's dead now.

[Kate]

She's not dead. Everybody's fine. Everybody's fine.

[David]

It's a plastic chair.

[Kate]

Someone said how many After Dark videos have been age restricted because of Kate's thirst for violence? I don't think any.

[Harley]

It's fine. It's just chair. John Cena takes him to the head all the time. We're.

[Kate]

We're. I know. I know. Wrestling. Come on. They do chair.

[David]

It's a big wrestling event.

[Kate]

So anyway, Happy Juneteenth.

[Harley]

Everyone.

[Kate]

Stay alert. Stay alive.

[Harley]

Stay alert on the water.

[Kate]

Yeah, Seriously. Okay. Someone found me in Chicago, and I thought this was crazy. Says a sculpture garden in Chicago. Tia Sonia.

[Harley]

Tia Sonia.

[Kate]

No, this is just straight up me.

[Harley]

Sonia Sounds like a dominatrix.

[Kate]

A dominatrix.

[Harley]

Yeah. If you're not like, thinking about what Dsonia actually is. This is very accurate, by the way.

[Kate]

Right.

[Harley]

This is crazy. Like, I. If I saw this and I were on mushrooms, I would literally be like, this person watches after dark, right? Yeah. I feel like I would think that

[Kate]

I need to go fight to go find her. I'm just thinking, like, catching up to watching the video. You need damage for sure.

[Harley]

You need to sit in that mouth.

[Kate]

I know, right?

[Galia]

Yeah.

[Kate]

We just nestle in there and take a picture. I definitely have to. Have to find her, but I just thought that was cute. I didn't want to wait till after break.

[Harley]

What is this piece called?

[Kate]

I don't know. They didn't. Computer.

[Harley]

Computer at the Bridgeport, by the Way

[Kate]

Center Sculpture Garden in Chicago.

[David]

Lana wants to correct you. It's not your thirst for violence. It's your lust for justice.

[Kate]

Oh, Lustus.

[Harley]

Sick dragon.

[Kate]

It's my lustus. It's my lustes for justice. I think that's true. I don't know what the name of it is, but I would love to go find it.

[Galia]

Can someone read it? Edit the headphones and a little baby chair to this.

[Kate]

Oh, my God, yes.

[Galia]

It's gonna be perfect.

[David]

Yep.

[Kate]

Who. Who's good at that? Vista.

[Harley]

Yeah. Who's good. Or can someone learn blender and use and. And make a whole 3D model of this? Is that AI tomorrow and have someone.

[Galia]

Yeah, they have three weeks. They can do that.

[Kate]

Tomorrow's free. I'm. I just gave her a huge project, but she's fine. She's fine.

[David]

Just added, you know, in between.

[Kate]

Listen, someone said I should consider bangs.

[Harley]

How about her? How about Tamara's family?

[Kate]

Eh, I love them.

[Harley]

Did you know. Did I know they were going to be there?

[Kate]

No, I didn't.

[Harley]

I'm pissed off about that. No, I'm kidding.

[Kate]

That'd be weird.

[Harley]

When it. The camera cut to her and her sister was there. Ethan was like, who. Who sat next to you? And obviously I have no idea who this person is, but I was like, that's your sister. It's like the most her sister I've ever seen in my life.

[Kate]

Literally could not be more of a sister.

[Harley]

Yeah. I was like, look at this. Wow. I'm like, I. I really did think. I think I saw it in the chat because I do think people said only child, so I just assumed that. And then a brother also.

[Galia]

They're the same.

[Kate]

Exactly the same.

[David]

Yeah.

[Galia]

Yeah. It's like seeing Tamara in different. Like, Versions like a Pokemon. Like.

[Kate]

Like a different font.

[Galia]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Harley]

They have the same alternate. Alternate timelines from the Tamara cinematic universe.

[Kate]

I feel like that's, like, me and. Me and my sister, we don't look alike, but we talk exactly the same.

[Galia]

It's, like, mimics your faces, how they move. It's all the same. Once they synchronize, it's like watching, like, a movie. It's crazy. Yeah.

[Kate]

Which one is older? Who's. What is the order?

[Harley]

Dude?

[Galia]

I don't know.

[Harley]

Tamara.

[David]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Really?

[Harley]

There's someone older than Tamara.

[Galia]

Oh, so the sister is older and the brother is younger.

[Kate]

Younger. Okay, that. That tracks for me.

[Harley]

No, no, she's. She's older than both of them.

[Galia]

Oh, they're four.

[Harley]

Yeah, there's the fourth.

[Kate]

Oh, there's a fourth.

[David]

You're saying they're four years old.

[Kate]

What does the fourth one look like?

[Harley]

I know. I could probably draw something pretty close.

[Kate]

Yeah, that's true. Hey, everyone, draw Tamara's fourth sibling and see how close you get.

[Harley]

I have a brother who's 10 years older than me, and we. We do a lot of similar things, and people always are always weirded out when they. He looks like me if I was sick. Like, a rough 10 years.

[Kate]

Oh, God.

[Harley]

His eyes are. His. His eyes are always soaking wet, it looks like.

[Kate]

Do you like to. Do you feel like you're looking into your future when you.

[Harley]

No, no, There's. I've made so many different decisions.

[Galia]

Harley is the youngest child. Like, for sure. This is what my sister would say. Yeah. There was, like, my one story in my life where we basically needed to take SATs for English, whatever. And I know English and she doesn't. So my mom called me up, and she was like, can you please do the exam instead of her? And she's, like, seven years younger than me. And I was like, mom, there is, like. And we don't look alike at all. And she's like, no, but you can take a photo instead of her for the application. So then by the time you walk in, they don't notice. And then my sister. My sister said that. Yeah, they will just assume that that was me on a rough day.

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[Galia]

And that's exactly what Jess. Harley said. So I was like, oh, my God. I heard that before in my life.

[Kate]

So funny. And also the whole, like, the parent trying to help the youngest, like, yeah, yeah. Cheat a test is absolutely youngest behavior. Like, that's. That is not something my parents would have done for me, but certainly for my. My brother or Maybe my sister for sure. Okay, let's. Let's look at the bad merch that people have created, because I want to do that before we go to break. If you haven't been following along. All throughout this first season of After Dark, Harley has been coming up with terrible ideas for merch, and some of you have memorialized them. And so let's. Let's look. This is pluck the Duck 89 computer. What is come After Dark?

[Harley]

That's.

[Kate]

And then David on the back.

[Harley]

That's a sick ass shirt. Sick ass shirt.

[David]

It was all for a second, I was like, did I post a picture somewhere where I was posing?

[Kate]

Like, it's like, nope. Yeah.

[Harley]

This is from Life is Strange too.

[Kate]

Yeah. There you are.

[David]

I'm gaped with a rabbit coming out of me in Life is Strange Too.

[Harley]

I just like the David Magics because if people Google that, they'd be like, where did that come from? What was that shirt? That mysterious guy Magics.

[Kate]

I would put that on a front. On the front of a shirt. I think that's a great shirt.

[Galia]

When I saw this one, I was almost, like, almost hesitating, sending it to our production team and seeing, like, maybe this one.

[Kate]

But then,

[David]

short run.

[Galia]

Yeah.

[Harley]

You wear. You wear the. David is Matt. David Magic's one. The computer would just come. You put that on a throw and hang it over your car.

[Kate]

True. And then you come on it.

[Harley]

Of course. That's the bit.

[Kate]

Not rag, though.

[Harley]

You put a. You put up a certain part of it on the other. This is actually fired. This is actually fire. There's a part on it. Whoever this was. You got to go back to work. Hear me out on this one, because it's going to be a. A comethrow. There's a part of it that is like just an off white color that it's like where you. The designated wiping spot so that it doesn't stain. Doesn't stain.

[Kate]

The come zone. You guys are.

[Harley]

Yeah, the designated come zone. That's sick.

[Kate]

Me and David covered in our own gum. That's a good one. So shout out. Shout out. Who's that? Pluck the duck 69.

[Harley]

Shout out. Pluck the Doc.

[Kate]

Next up, we have Sienna May, who made this one. Don't burn this place down unless you're me.

[Harley]

David Magic and in the fire. This is great. Just a couple more notes, but this is great. In the flames where the cards are.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Have it blasting a bit brighter. So you could put in black text. Be like, this place, by the way, is the magic castle. I was Groomed there. And I vowed to burn the place down using nothing but the magic shot from my fingertips. No. Kind of reminds me of that book where women rule the world. They shoot magic out of their fingertips. Not magic, electricity. What is electricity but magic?

[David]

I love the. I love the notes. As if we're gonna get like a second pass on all of these.

[Harley]

Yeah, well, at least one second pass is coming.

[David]

Honestly. Honestly. T shirt competition. We vote. Best one is becomes merch.

[Kate]

Yeah, we should do that. Let me.

[Galia]

Wait.

[Harley]

I don't give a. You guys don't make this. I'm just. I'm bringing. I'm bringing this. I'm gonna. I'm gonna make this. I'm making this during the break.

[David]

We're not gonna do that.

[Kate]

Galia says no. Hang on. But I do. I. I think a T shirt contest would be fun.

[David]

Golly.

[Galia]

Is.

[David]

All right.

[Kate]

Contest, question mark. Question mark.

[Galia]

If the audience votes, then the one that they choose, our, like, our production place where we do our T shirts, they're gonna ban us for sure. Once they see the art, they're just gonna be, sorry, guys, you're gonna be blacklisted from now. I'm so sorry.

[Kate]

Didn't the main show try? They tried to do like a Harvey Weinstein shirt. They'll get almost any images picture.

[David]

You're gonna get an email back from the. From the manufacturer, like, so what is this comezone part of the T shirt that you're asking for?

[Galia]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, guys. You're asking, like, for our team to be like, talking about comzone for a month. Back and forth, back and forth. Just like, please move it one inch to the right

[David]

tone of come.

[Galia]

Yeah, yeah.

[Harley]

Ethan wouldn't. Wouldn't back the come. The designated come wiping area zone.

[Kate]

No, that's true.

[Harley]

He wouldn't, like, he'd be mad and he'd find out, like, kind of like when it's already being shipped. Shipped out. Someone would shut it out. It's being shipped out now. You guys are gonna get your designated come throws and he's gonna be like, what does that. Pull up a picture and then see me like, we're doing this. No, this is.

[David]

We could sell a hand and towel and not specify what you use it for.

[Harley]

No, said.

[Kate]

Someone said wet T shirt contest. David versus Harley. You guys all need to chill out. Chill.

[David]

No, thank you. My nips are for Jenny only.

[Kate]

That's right. So thank you, Sienna.

[Galia]

May.

[Kate]

This one is by vegetable scheme. Sick after dark merch. Sick T shirt. Since we're making merch ideas, the Pen then was today's.

[David]

Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. We have a guest. We have a guest.

[Kate]

Who's our guest? Ethan.

[David]

Oh, you want to about talk me right now?

[Harley]

Well, I'm just saying I'm leaving, so. I was just saying goodbye.

[David]

Okay, never mind. You guys keep going.

[Harley]

No, go hugging.

[David]

No.

[Harley]

Make it big. We want to see you hug and kiss your boss.

[David]

Oh, they want us to hug and kiss. We can hug.

[Kate]

I don't.

[David]

Yeah, I don't want to kiss you.

[Harley]

Okay, you can do cheek. You can do cheek.

[Kate]

What a sweetie.

[Harley]

What she thinks about this.

[David]

Oh, Gia. What do you think about this? What?

[Galia]

I've seen it. No. Oh, it's new. Wait, it's new?

[David]

Yeah, it's out of. It's out of focus. I could try and focus.

[Galia]

It's out of.

[Harley]

Put your hand behind it like the. The. The influence.

[Kate]

Oh, there we go.

[Galia]

Oh, wait. It is. It is really, really cool. I love it.

[Kate]

Beautiful. It's like ice blue.

[Galia]

It's almost like a clover. It's like.

[Kate]

David.

[Harley]

Yo. What the heck, dude?

[Kate]

They said it's a beautiful.

[Harley]

Yeah, ice blue.

[Kate]

Beautiful.

[David]

Beautiful ice blue.

[Harley]

Is it. Is it stainless steel?

[David]

Is it stainless steel?

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Galia]

Yeah, it's pretty sick.

[Harley]

What's the. Was. It was. Has it got a fluted bezel?

[David]

Does it have a fluted bezel?

[Harley]

Does that look fluted?

[David]

Yeah. Harley, does that look fluted?

[Harley]

What are you.

[Kate]

Loser. Moron.

[Galia]

Wow.

[Kate]

Stupid. It's stupid boy.

[Harley]

Oh, brush. A brushed bezel. It wasn't in focus.

[David]

Could.

[Harley]

I couldn't. Brush. Never fluted.

[Kate]

But does it have a bezel? Flute, is my question.

[David]

No, it doesn't flute that.

[Galia]

It's a really nice watch.

[David]

She said it's.

[Kate]

She says it's really nice watch.

[David]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Okay. That's it. Nothing else.

[Harley]

What's it do?

[Galia]

Nothing else.

[David]

Nothing else, Harley said. What does it do?

[Harley]

Wise guy.

[Kate]

Fuming with envy.

[David]

Envy over your watch.

[Harley]

Makes sense.

[David]

Compare.

[Harley]

Whoa. Look at these big dick boys.

[Kate]

Ask him if he misses it. Ask him if he misses.

[Harley]

I'm happy you have it.

[David]

I appreciate. I mean, once you get that, you know why that wash is sick? No, of course. But, you know, there's levels to this.

[Kate]

Ooh, Shade.

[Harley]

Bye, guys.

[Kate]

Love y'.

[David]

All. And I'll be seeing everybody.

[Harley]

Oh, you guys are gonna be seeing you all soon.

[David]

Hey, after the break, we're all getting. We're all getting together, so that's good. Have a good last show and a great break. Thank you.

[Kate]

Bye. Bye. Love you, Ethan.

[Harley]

Bye.

[Kate]

Harley has disappeared. Oh, there you are. I don't know where David just went. Well, that's Ethan, everybody.

[Harley]

He went there. Go suck his watches. Dick me. When I'm jealous of their watch watches.

[Galia]

I know. Ethan is so cute. Every time he talks about his watches, he's like, do you want to see my watch? And he gets so giddy, and he gets so happy. And you're like, oh, that's your special interest? That's your teacher?

[Kate]

Yeah. He's like, ask Galia. Galia loves my watches. Very cute.

[Galia]

It is like. And I love watches, but, like, it's so nice to see him excited about, like. Like, such a small thing. And just.

[Kate]

I know we love that for him.

[Galia]

Every time I visit him, I mean, I would. I would go to la, I would drive up, like, I would say hi for five minutes. He's like, do you want to see my updated collection?

[Kate]

I'm like, yep, let's see.

[Galia]

Five minutes later, he's like, here's my collection.

[Kate]

First thing, he's like, get in here and see this. That's awesome. All right, this is the next one. It says sick T shirt. Since we're making merch ideas, I think that was what you said, Harley. And then you said the pen then was today's in ground pool, which I remember you saying, but I don't remember why you said it. And then, yay, we love it. That sounds like a really cohesive idea. Yeah, it's perfect. I love it. That feels like me being sarcastic. And then what? Me saying, eat that ass around the sleeves here.

[David]

Nice.

[Harley]

And then actually, this shirt is very good.

[Kate]

And on the back is. David. It's actually becoming. Look it. She knew.

[Harley]

Looks great.

[Kate]

It's actually becoming a very sick shirt. It's literally what you said, Harley.

[Harley]

It's actually. And then after you rock this one for a bit, the next shirt is just a shirt with this image of the T shirt on the front and on the back.

[Kate]

Just the prototype. Yeah, we love that. Oh, my God. All right, next one. This is from Dr. Parmesan. Bad after dark merch. David. Okay. David abandoned me in the catacombs below.

[Harley]

When was this one made? I think I saw this one.

[Kate]

You saw this one? Yeah.

[Harley]

Did I?

[Kate]

It's been a little while. Okay. Yeah.

[Harley]

This one's fire. That's. Oh, my gosh.

[Kate]

Isn't it good?

[Harley]

Yeah, yeah.

[David]

David, it's actually.

[Kate]

Are there catacombs? You probably can't tell me.

[David]

Yeah, I can't tell you. Sworn to see secrets.

[Kate]

Oh, there's definitely sex catacombs down there.

[Harley]

Oh, it's 8:00pm all right, guys, thank you so much. Oh, what? Bonus time. Because we're the sickest hosts ever. Every single second right now has to be cherished, because we're not even supposed to be here now. But we're going over time because we're

[Kate]

so sick, we haven't even got started yet.

[Harley]

We put in that extra time so our boss could get the shiniest watches.

[Kate]

Hell yeah.

[Harley]

Watches. Yeah, he's got. He's got 10 watches for each arm, and we're putting in that time for you guys so you can enjoy yourself. And he gets watches. And everyone wins except for us. But we're happy to put that sacrifice to the forefront because we love you guys. We love his watch collection.

[Kate]

Hell, yeah, brother. This one is. Please be kind. I have been diagnosed with ADH3. And it's got our little pictures in it.

[Harley]

You know what the problem. You know the problem with this one is?

[Kate]

No gaping.

[Harley]

No, it's actually good merch. We're not really trying to do that right now.

[Kate]

It's not bad.

[Harley]

Not have, like, a level of shittiness. This is. This looks like actually, like, it's real.

[David]

We didn't ask for good.

[Kate]

This is Rainbow Pook. It's too good. Rainbow Pook. It's too good.

[David]

Get this good out of here.

[Kate]

Here's another David one. Apparently we did a lot of David concepts. Well, let's be real. Car. Harley did. This is pluck the duck 89.

[David]

Oh, Jesus.

[Kate]

Same person? I think so. Oh, maybe I read 69.

[Harley]

So it says, actually sick.

[Kate]

I can't read what that says. Dump them out. Oh, my God.

[David]

I can't read.

[Kate]

Wait, why is it white? To not be able to read that.

[David]

This shirt's.

[Kate]

That's like old English writing.

[Harley]

That's like. That's how they write. Like Compton on that hat.

[Kate]

The Whitestone.

[Harley]

It is pretty white of you.

[Kate]

Dump them out. H3AD. Shambhala face, wall of Guns.

[David]

Hell yeah.

[Harley]

This is very sick.

[Kate]

And then David on the back with his cards. David, David. Very good. Very cute.

[David]

I don't like the cards in the back. They look. They look generated. None of those are real cards.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, I see that.

[Harley]

I see that. Listen, listen.

[Kate]

The.

[Harley]

The real deal is.

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[Harley]

These are concepts, and they will be altered anyways. So using it for a brainstorm, right? That's fine for me. Not everyone, though. Some people are mad at you.

[Kate]

This is the ace.

[Harley]

I would say. This. Yeah, this card.

[Kate]

Ace of nine clubs.

[Harley]

I. I actually now. I now believe that this shirt should be Made on the back by an artist and do and replicate the image with those AI car.

[Kate]

Look at this one.

[Galia]

To make it higher, hire someone who will paint it in oil and then you can use that.

[Kate]

I love that idea.

[Harley]

And I'm gonna need one without my face on it because I want to wear it and I don't want to have my stupid face on my.

[Galia]

They won't. They won't recognize you from this photo. Don't worry.

[Harley]

But in the event that I'm. I just feel like, oh yeah, wearing this shirt. I'm also trying to look like that photo wherever I am at.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, true.

[Harley]

Don't wear the Wall of Guns shirt to on just any day.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, it's true. And the last one is unfortunately another very good one by ghost brain online. Just 80s.

[Harley]

I just. I'm surprised they haven't moved on that one already.

[Kate]

It's sick. I love this one. I like the orange but the purple is cute too. Love that. So thank you guys. These are fantastic. They made me giggle as I was putting them together and I just love how creative you guys are.

[Galia]

I can reveal some BTs. What's been going on for girl emerge.

[Kate]

Please make Galia big.

[Galia]

There is actually a lot in the works. I know that we've been talking about like some merch ideas and everything but like there's stuff in the works for 2027 already

[Kate]

and I'm not lying of lying.

[Galia]

Was it like your Tamara?

[David]

No, that was me. I. I forgot I was still on a different section of my soundboard and on my main one, number one. When I hit number one, it's APPLAUSE but on that one it's the why you lie.

[Kate]

That's really funny about merch.

[Galia]

Was it like your left pinky accidentally

[Kate]

hitting that or whatever?

[David]

I 100% thought that was. That was going to be a plot. I was trying to.

[Kate]

APPLAUSE well, I love that. I love that stuff is in the work for 2027. That sounds like.

[Galia]

And when we come Job security.

[Kate]

Harley.

[David]

I was about to say.

[Galia]

Yeah, that sounds like we're. It's not the last episode.

[Kate]

That's right. Love it.

[Galia]

But I want to say that when we come back back from the break, I think in August there's first gourly item on the park. So it's going to be releasing.

[Kate]

Oh, my God. Maybe we can line it up with when we're going to be in la.

[Galia]

That's a goal to shoot it on us. Like on you guys.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, my God, that's so exciting. That's so exciting. Okay, cool. So stay tuned for that, y'.

[David]

All.

[Kate]

Obviously, it's not our last show. We will be back in mid July with everybody else, and then later in the summer, we will be in la, most likely. Unless something anyone thought that some people might have. I just want to make sure everyone feels.

[David]

I mean, I put up a poll. 44 said they got clickbaited.

[Kate]

Oh, like what?

[Harley]

No, that's not even. No.

[Kate]

Why the you lying? Should we watch that lady get hit in the head with a chair again? No, no, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Okay, next up, we have a ton of submissions from y' all in the audience of videos, clips of episodes that you really loved. I tried to get all of the classics. Classics. We've been doing this for, what, six months? 76 episodes, though. This is number 76. So there were reverse 67 options. Yep. Reverse 67 for David.

[Harley]

What you do with your hands for that?

[David]

You just go the other way.

[Harley]

Turn your palms.

[David]

Then I go like this. All right.

[Harley]

Oh, I. Can you do palms down? That looks terrible.

[David]

Yeah, this doesn't look good.

[Harley]

This looks seven, six.

[Kate]

Looks like you're trying to fly away. Also, congratulations, David. Mexico won, right?

[David]

Oh, yeah, they did.

[Galia]

Yay.

[Harley]

First.

[David]

First team to secure. Oh, and also Canada whooped.

[Kate]

Whoop. They saw that.

[Galia]

Yeah. Harley was watching the game yesterday. He was, like, messaging us every single minute, just rooting for Canada first, literally,

[Harley]

because, like, head to toe, Canada. You guys don't get it. You guys are all joking. But this is very special because Canada is never in the World cup and they are in there because automatically, if you're a host country, you go. So, yeah, they. Them scoring one goal is a. Pretty much a miracle. I don't know if you knew that,

[Galia]

Galia, but I. I am appreciative that you read my messages. That means a lot to me because I can, like, hear it back from what I said yesterday. I can just hear you back, just revising the same. Probably just.

[Kate]

He probably just scrolled up in chat.

[Galia]

Yeah, yeah. But there was a lot.

[Harley]

It was a great. It was a great little factoid. Of course. Of course, I would pocket it and pass it off as my own.

[Kate]

As your own.

[Harley]

As if it was something I've been sitting on for a long time as a white man. I was joke. I was joking here. But I. I will, like, on break. I'm probably gonna drop that, like, four times.

[Kate]

Just flex on them.

[Galia]

I know.

[Kate]

It's really good.

[Galia]

Canada scored 6, 0 yesterday, which was a big, big, big deal.

[Kate]

Crazy.

[Galia]

Yeah. It was their first win ever in the World cup. So.

[Kate]

What?

[Galia]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what Harley was trying to say.

[Kate]

That's crazy because the women's team wins all this or. Or.

[Galia]

Exactly.

[Kate]

Very well. But you know what? It's because they're cheaters.

[Galia]

And I was gonna say to you, Kate, that during the whole game yesterday, they were panning back to Kristen Sinclair just like every five minutes just to

[Kate]

see she's an actual champion. Yeah, yeah.

[Harley]

Did they. Did they just. Did they win because they were against another host nation, Canada? Yeah. Who are they against?

[Galia]

Okay.

[Harley]

Are they a host nation?

[Kate]

No.

[Galia]

Four years ago they were.

[David]

Yeah, yeah, they're hosting it. Canada, North America, Mexico and Qatar. That's the four places they're hosting.

[Harley]

How do you get. How do you get smoked by the Mighty Ducks, though? How does that happen?

[Kate]

Because you don't belong there.

[Galia]

I mean, I don't wanna. Like, Canada was really good yesterday.

[Harley]

But paid. They paid to be there.

[Galia]

Are you still reading the chat?

[Kate]

That's what Dave.

[Galia]

Yes,

[Kate]

he absolutely is.

[Harley]

No, definitely. I. On. What is this? On WhatsApp. I don't have WhatsApp on the computer.

[Kate]

Oh, such a liar.

[Galia]

For sure.

[Kate]

Such a.

[Galia]

Why?

[Harley]

It's also cryptic. I'm being genuine. I don't have it pulled up.

[Kate]

Why you always lying? Oh. Oh, my God. Stop lying.

[David]

My favorite part about that is that it comes in late for you. So when you're singing it, it's like completely out of sync from this.

[Kate]

I know. I wish that wasn't sounded for me.

[Harley]

It sounded on time for me, by the way.

[David]

I know, but for me it's not.

[Galia]

I want to say one more thing about World Cup.

[Kate]

Yeah, please.

[Galia]

So yesterday Canada won. They were playing in Vancouver. Whatever. Greatest game ever. Congrats to them. And then Mexico was playing next, and David was so, like, on edge about that game. He was, like, really nervous about it. It was a really important game for them. It was Mexico versus South Korea. And then I was in the grocery shop, just, like I walked in and everyone on every single TV that there was, like, the game playing. And there was a really big moment in the game where there was, like a huge save by Mexico team. And the whole grocery store just started, like, screaming, cheering. Like everyone was watching the game and they were, like, so happy. And it wasn't even like our country, it was Mexico. And I felt, like, so happy for everyone just being involved in this thing. So that was a really great moment.

[Kate]

Like, we're all together and maybe that is a benefit of Doing this insane like three nation thing, right? If. If we have Canadians and Americans like cheering for Mexico because they're the other host team. I love that.

[David]

That's sports. Incredible game. There's some. That there was that save. There's also another save by not even the goalie. But there was a ball that almost went into Mexico's goal from South Korea and they like bicycle kicked it out at the last second. It was a crazy game.

[Kate]

I love a bicycle kick.

[David]

And now Mexico is the. The first team to advance, guaranteed advance. So their third game they're playing doesn't even matter. Shout out Mexico.

[Kate]

I'm gonna keep rooting for Mexico.

[Harley]

They better watch out for the Canadians.

[Kate]

We'll see.

[David]

I mean, I'm just saying Spain. Spain and Portugal hasn't done shit yet. And they're like number one. They're in the top 10 apparently by. By betting to win this thing. And they. They tie it, love.

[Kate]

I would love a non European country to win it.

[David]

You know, France and Germany are still pretty fucking crazy, but Spain and Portugal ain't doing shit so far.

[Kate]

Yeah, well, we'll see. I'm hoping over break I'll actually be able to watch some since I'll have some time. But that's. That's the plan. That's the hope. So you might see me blowing that up on Instagram. Taking a break from the basketball and the women and focusing on the men. God forbid.

[Harley]

My men. Good, good.

[Kate]

Look what you've done to me.

[David]

Finally.

[Harley]

You gotta have a. For this whole break, take, take in a lot of men. A lot of men. Content. Men's stuff.

[Kate]

Men's stuff.

[Harley]

Yeah, just balls.

[Kate]

Just all balls. Just not just nut zones.

[Harley]

I was like, what is. What is men's stuff?

[Kate]

What is calm? All right, so we have a ton of clips that you guys submitted for your favorite moments. I tried to get as many as I could to really highlight the. The key moments from this first season of H3 After Dark. Here is an early one of us painting each other. And this is the. The genesis of a very. A very nice painting that I did.

[Harley]

He's ready. I could show it.

[Kate]

All right, he's ready. Wow, our sound has gotten so much better. Yeah. Do you want to go full screen on. On Harley? Okay, let's see it. Look at that bearded man.

[Harley]

Yeah, he's got a lot of hair on his face.

[Kate]

Look up. Look at a nice job. Wow. Wow, you did such a nice job.

[Harley]

I like yours. Yours is excellent. Yours is really good.

[Kate]

The green screen is. Oh, I forgot Morgan was on this one. Isn't that so pretty? You did such a good job. It looked sick. You did, like, a real face key.

[Harley]

It's keying out a little bit there. And I see you're wearing your onesie.

[Kate]

You are actually talented, Harley.

[Harley]

When you were killing, I thought yours

[David]

was contrary to what everyone says.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, don't listen to what anyone says.

[Harley]

I thought yours was much better. I thought yours was great. Yours would be, I think yours. And I don't want to say because it's like my own face, but it's mutated enough that I think it would make actually excellent merch.

[Kate]

I think so. Sorry. I don't disagree.

[David]

Look at how genuinely happy Harley is.

[Kate]

I know. Crazy.

[Harley]

That's all right.

[Kate]

Look at David in his little beret.

[David]

Yeah. It took me like an hour and a half to realize you took yours off and I was still wearing mine all by myself.

[Kate]

You look so cute, though. That was fun. I like doing. I like doing costumes. So more of that in season two?

[Harley]

We'll see.

[Kate]

No, we're doing it. We're doing it.

[Harley]

We'll see, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see. Definitely David in costume. For sure.

[Kate]

Definitely David. Oh, my God. What if it's just David in costume now? I love costumes. I will definitely trick me.

[David]

You're like, oh, we're doing a costume on Friday. And then I show up in costume and you guys aren't.

[Kate]

And somehow it works every time. You never catch up.

[Harley]

Guys, the sprinklers turn on.

[Kate]

Maybe this time they won't be lying. Maybe this time we'll be friends.

[David]

And that's when Galia gets her revenge on me and some dude comes to punch me nuts.

[Kate]

Oh, what?

[Galia]

Still hasn't happened. It's gonna happen one day. One day.

[Kate]

Why does she need to punch you in the nuts?

[David]

It's in the compilation. Later you'll see why.

[Kate]

Oh, okay. All right. So this is. This is Kate forgot when we were all. This is when we were really, really scared.

[Harley]

Oh, yeah. That we took edible.

[Kate]

Show was over.

[David]

Oh, look at how much bigger I got. I let myself be. Now, compared to.

[Kate]

That's true.

[David]

Back then, I was just a wee little, wee little.

[Kate]

You're proud of. Yeah.

[Harley]

Everyone made. Everyone made fun of me when I first brought it up being bigger. And then look, everyone made the themselves bigger. So funny boat.

[Kate]

Or did you just assume that you would.

[Harley]

No. No.

[Kate]

All right, where is this guy? All right, here we go. Oh, no. Oh, my girl.

[Harley]

Santa Domingo. Whip me up an old school grade Fade.

[Kate]

I had to pull this one from Reddit because we caught this part, obviously.

[David]

Yeah.

[Galia]

So you want to show it?

[Kate]

It's muted.

[Harley]

It's 10 minutes. Are we not allowed to play a video where a person says the N word?

[Kate]

No, it's censored. It's censored.

[David]

But you meant, like, going forward.

[Harley]

But I'm just curious.

[Kate]

In life, I don't think a white person saying it is a good idea.

[Galia]

Yeah.

[Kate]

We did it for unforgivable. And I don't think we got age restricted, right?

[David]

I don't think so. No.

[Kate]

I feel like we would have been told if our V video was yellow.

[David]

We did not get age restricted.

[Kate]

Or anyone in my family.

[Harley]

Old school grade fate. I'm ready for anything now. There was a beep at the same time that it played, but I fully heard both of them.

[Kate]

Oh, for sure, for sure.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Great sensor job.

[Harley]

Look at us.

[David]

Do we have to button again now?

[Harley]

We don't. We don't even give a. Now. Now we're like, look at these guys.

[Kate]

Scared. These idiots get fully brained with a chair like, 10 minutes ago.

[David]

That was a buttonless. That was a buttonless time.

[Harley]

Yeah. We watched Dark side Phil Jack off.

[Kate]

Oh, we actually never did.

[David]

Oh, no.

[Kate]

What?

[Harley]

What the. What's going on?

[Kate]

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I don't know. I don't know what I did. I accidentally closed it. Shut up.

[David]

You just turned your. You turned. Yeah, it says your camera.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David]

I pulled it back in. We're back.

[Kate]

All right, so that's us.

[Harley]

I wonder.

[David]

This is our last episode.

[Kate]

That's us panicking about getting canceled because of the old school braid fade. Another one people loved was Harley. Harley and his gun. While we were playing gambling with your friends with Nate.

[Harley]

This is when I. This is when I make myself bigger. And you guys hadn't caught up to the meta yet.

[David]

Yeah,

[Harley]

I brought it.

[Kate]

I bought it. I bought it, guys. I got it. I bought a gun.

[David]

Wait, now I'm only ahead, bro.

[Harley]

I'm the camera guy. Look what you did to me. It was a risky call. It was a risky call, but it ended up being good content. Oh, it was up 30 of the entire stream's vision for a nice little gun clip.

[Kate]

Yeah. One eye and just rolling around. Yeah.

[Harley]

Pick up the head.

[Kate]

This is our show.

[Harley]

I was high on coke at this point. Thing behind you. That's the bat. Put the bat down. No, I play AR Raiders.

[Kate]

I know what you're doing.

[Harley]

We don't say that anymore, though.

[Kate]

No, we don't say what?

[Harley]

Don't go near the back.

[David]

He just keeps calling you A. I

[Kate]

don't know why I kept trying to hit him.

[Harley]

I was playing a character.

[Kate]

Yeah. What are you talking about? What's wrong?

[Galia]

What?

[Kate]

You say the B word. Yeah, it was in the game. Who cares?

[Harley]

Yeah, the elevator right now. Okay, Barley, turn around.

[Kate]

Look at me.

[Harley]

Don't. You have no reason.

[Kate]

I don't know him.

[Galia]

Go,

[Harley]

Nate.

[Kate]

There's Nate. So cute. I love that. That was so fun. I would definitely play that again. Yeah, I would definitely play that again.

[Harley]

It was just random that it gave me a gun. What am I gonna do? What's gonna be better than just shooting the first person that I see?

[David]

Pick out my entire body.

[Kate]

Camera guy. And your eye. And one of your eyes. Yeah, this is, this is the, the origin of a very important meme on this show. I'm just gonna let it play, and you'll find out which one. Shout out to Tom for being with us on this episode. Oh, I thought I heard that name before. Yeah, with someone else.

[David]

So then they, they filmed the reunion for season two.

[Kate]

Hang on. You see me just.

[David]

So then realizing they filmed the reunion for season two.

[Kate]

Jesse's labia surgery.

[David]

Oh, yeah, that was the thing that happened in season one. She had, like, a labia surgery. And then just like, all the girls go around and they're like, oh, let me see it. And she just, like, whips it out, and they're all just looking at her surgery.

[Kate]

Fear. What she do?

[Harley]

My boy's hungry.

[Galia]

She got.

[Kate]

He's like, you have my full attention.

[Harley]

My boy is hungry.

[David]

He's like, you're adding more to that thing down there.

[Kate]

Look how serious he is. He's locked in.

[David]

I know. Macy's husband is also very good.

[Kate]

He's not reading one right now.

[Harley]

You're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna go out there with scissors and trim a, A rose.

[Kate]

That's right, Harley.

[Harley]

You're gonna trim the petals off a rose like that.

[Kate]

How dare.

[Galia]

How dare.

[Harley]

They found out everyone hates roses on.

[Kate]

That's crazy.

[Harley]

Anyway, I like, I like a little extra meat on the bun with your mustard.

[David]

Don't cut that fat cap off,

[Kate]

David. Don't cut that fat.

[David]

Crazy.

[Galia]

Disgusting.

[Harley]

It's, it's more amazing than anything to me right now because fat cap is permeated in my everyday life.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah. Fat cap from the back.

[Harley]

Yeah, like, back caps. Like, that's a common thing that I, I, I'm saying now, like, that's, that's going Around.

[David]

Hey, Jack, people are.

[Harley]

People are alerting.

[David]

If you take one word of advice from me. Just listen to your intrusive thoughts. Let them out.

[Kate]

Let them out. Let him out.

[David]

I let it cook for a second. I was like, all right, I'm gonna say it.

[Kate]

You're so gross.

[Harley]

Yeah, it is. Your.

[Galia]

Your.

[Harley]

Your brain is more disgusting than I thought. You know, I think deep down, I always knew it.

[Kate]

Oh, my God. So I finally.

[David]

My. My rose finally blossomed, and now it's

[Kate]

time to trim it. Oh, that was so good. This is another one that people requested.

[David]

Oh, yeah.

[Galia]

Oh, my God.

[Kate]

The egg apocalypse. Is this.

[David]

Is this still your photo on Twitter?

[Kate]

Yes. Yeah, it is.

[David]

Yeah.

[Kate]

You mind? Because why.

[Harley]

It looks like.

[Kate]

And I was so excited. Yeah.

[Harley]

You saw it from a mile away that you were up.

[Kate]

I know. I couldn't see it because I'm dumb.

[Harley]

Hey, don't say that.

[Kate]

So arrogant. So arrogant. I was Icarus. You're only trying to tell me to stop.

[Harley]

Oh.

[Kate]

Drum roll.

[David]

Careful.

[Harley]

Don't drop that egg.

[Kate]

Don't drop one egg face down on my keyboard.

[Harley]

Egg. No, the egg.

[Kate]

Disgusting. Disgusting. Oh, my egg. It's on my egg.

[Harley]

I was saying it happens so slowly. You had, like, 12 seconds to just adjust.

[Kate]

Oh, no. This is disgusting. So that's. That's me dropping the egg on my keyboard.

[Galia]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Another. Another banger moment.

[Harley]

Egg.

[David]

Thank you, Harley.

[Kate]

Let's keep the. The Kate fail going with a more recent example. But the. The downside to all of this, because the Knicks are getting so much attention. Oh, my God.

[Harley]

What are you doing?

[Kate]

My power just went out.

[Harley]

That's impossible. No, it didn't.

[Kate]

That's impossible. Blue.

[David]

But your mic's still working.

[Kate]

My mic is still working.

[Harley]

And we see you. Also.

[David]

We see you.

[Harley]

You look like a ghost. You're doing like a g. You look like a.

[Kate]

So just don't show me.

[Harley]

Make her big, David. Make her big.

[Kate]

Is out, too. We can do this.

[Harley]

Well, the spooky episode of After Dog.

[Kate]

We're gonna finish this. We're gonna do this. All right. So then Harley. Harley valiantly joins me later in the episode. Yes. And this was where it really all just went to.

[Harley]

I played it. I played the back rooms. It is. I played Escape the back rooms.

[Kate]

Where the Is he? Why is it echoing?

[Harley]

You would have fun.

[David]

Say I brows that you're the shadows.

[Harley]

Looks like I played.

[Galia]

It

[David]

looks like angry Hulk.

[Harley]

And I'm using my onboard mic.

[Kate]

Yeah. That was so good.

[Harley]

I'm here. Where are you?

[Kate]

I'm in Transylvania in a Castle. Duh.

[David]

Dave and Chris said Mega 64 had Donkey Kong.

[Kate]

All right, so that's that one. That was such a. That was such a fun night. It turns out After Dark is sick. What was that? Was that.

[David]

Who do you think it is? Who do you think it is?

[Kate]

Whose voice is that?

[Harley]

I don't know. After Dark is sick, I think they

[Kate]

said that sounded familiar.

[David]

That guy was spitting facts.

[Kate]

True. It's true. And if you didn't know, it was because my cat jumped on my power strip and shot it off. That's. That's really what happened. Here's Harley being anti Semitic earlier.

[Harley]

Not again.

[Kate]

Not again.

[Harley]

I have to go off screen. There's too much Harley otherwise.

[Kate]

Okay,

[Harley]

it doesn't work here. It's on. That's why he went to the Italian deli, not the Jewish deli. I don't like that hat guy.

[Kate]

He's mean. He's mean to Jews.

[Harley]

Ain't no one getting Orenstein is here.

[Kate]

He flies around

[Harley]

that little. Little gay Harley from the past.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Real A. Yeah, man. At the end of the season, he's

[Kate]

really smelling himself toward the end. Yeah.

[David]

That was only, like, Tuesday, right?

[Harley]

Little Mr. Beast video.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah. That did coincide with the ego growing. It's true. It's very true. This one is another. Another classic. Instant classic from Harley.

[Harley]

The same person. They also have that. That other song. That's. I'm gonna pop some tags. Don't get me started.

[David]

I'm, like, hanging out with my parents.

[Harley]

Oh, yeah. Should we start in front of you?

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[Harley]

Home school.

[Kate]

I didn't even remember that that happened.

[Harley]

And then I want to abort when I realize I don't know where the ending goes.

[Galia]

I said one more time.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah. I rewound it. We're good.

[Harley]

I'm going to pop some tags. Oh, my God.

[Kate]

I think we had started doing this earlier and then you brought it up again in the talk.

[Galia]

Man.

[David]

Just feels like I'm, like, hanging out with my parents.

[Harley]

Oh, yeah. Should we start in front of you? Today's lesson at home school. We're gonna show you sex ed.

[Galia]

Get.

[Harley]

This is a weird bit. I don't like that. That was all weird. That's weird. Are you okay? David? Are you okay?

[David]

Yeah, I'm okay.

[Harley]

I actually got. I did get a report from HR and they wouldn't tell me who, even though I was screaming at them to tell me.

[Galia]

Me who?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

I always assumed it was this moment.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah. Might have been. I don't know. I can't say either. Way. Because it's.

[Harley]

There's. I got a short list. I got a short list of a dozen potential episodes where it could have been the reason why someone filed a complaint with hr.

[Kate]

Long list.

[Galia]

Only one.

[Kate]

Only one is pretty.

[Harley]

It could have been a couple. It could have been a couple in there.

[Galia]

I filed like three myself, so I don't know.

[Kate]

It was.

[Harley]

I did have the feeling that they were giving me a big talk. Like, a lot of.

[Kate]

A lot like that a lot had happened. Gotcha.

[David]

It was kind of like they were getting ready to talk to you and then, like, more kept coming in. So, like. Okay, we're gonna save these up for a big time.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[David]

So over break, just expect a call because I. I found a few as well.

[Galia]

Yeah.

[Harley]

And at the end, I was so. I guess I was so convincing. They said I'm allowed to be worse moving forward. And they said they don't give a. About your complaints.

[Kate]

You're so charming.

[David]

They did.

[Harley]

They told me I could be worse.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Harley]

I said, we'll see next season. We'll see.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Galia]

I didn't know. Your mom is our hr.

[David]

It's okay, sweetie. It's just like.

[Harley]

Don't let them hold you back.

[Kate]

Yeah. And then HR said that I'm a handsome boy.

[Galia]

Wait, what was it? Mr. Bis. Beast's mom? His HR for a while. I think he.

[Kate]

Something. Yeah, I think she did work for him.

[Galia]

It could happen sometimes.

[Kate]

Yeah. Well. Hey, Adam McIntyre's mom is his mod, right? It's my mom in chat. All right, here is another one. This is. This is another important origin story. Gay Harley from the future.

[Galia]

So.

[Kate]

Wait, what are you doing? So you're dumb. Charles.

[Harley]

Yeah, we gotta dump James Charles.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[David]

Yep, we're all in agreement there.

[Harley]

We gotta. We gotta. We gotta. We gotta Logan Paul. Listen to me. We have to Logan Paul. Kate, it's me.

[Kate]

I can't. I can't do it. Harley.

[Galia]

No.

[Harley]

Honestly, do you see me right now?

[Kate]

Yeah. What do you mean? Wait, wait.

[Harley]

You have to Logan Paul.

[Kate]

Make us big. Kate.

[Harley]

It's gay me from the future. It's gay me from the future. In this timeline, you're straight. You have. You have to come. You have to Logan Paul.

[Kate]

Okay?

[Harley]

He's literally right. You have to make David not harder. You actually have to.

[Kate]

We still need you.

[Harley]

Literally do. Literally. You have to Logan Paul.

[Kate]

Okay. Okay.

[Harley]

Or else James Paul will make David James Paul. Listen to him. I don't have much time. You really have to do that? Wait, I don't have much time.

[Kate]

Are you. No, why don't you have much time?

[Galia]

You're like always from the future.

[Harley]

I don't. I don't know.

[Kate]

It's really. It's stressful in the future.

[Harley]

I guess I went down there, I sucked that whole thing. That was probably good. That's probably.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah. I'll meet you there.

[Galia]

Whoa.

[Harley]

Who the is. That's pretty cool. Wait a second.

[Kate]

I had a lobotomy. So what'd you say? Did you say something? Harley?

[Harley]

No, I'm gay Harley.

[Kate]

Oh, wait, you made yourself gay. Harley.

[David]

Oh, you're back.

[Galia]

You didn't have much time. What are we doing here?

[Kate]

Yeah, what's going on?

[Harley]

We don't really have much time around the clip. I'm just. I just run the clip. Hello, Is that. You gotta run the clip.

[Kate]

I'm ready.

[Harley]

Wait a second.

[Kate]

I had a lobotomy, so I can do.

[Harley]

Wait a second. You're not Kate.

[Kate]

You're not Harley.

[Harley]

I am Harley.

[Kate]

You can't be. You can't be.

[Harley]

I am Harley.

[Galia]

No.

[Kate]

Wake me up from this nightmare. Okay, so that was future. Everyone shout out. Wonderful, wonderful acting. Speaking of gay. Hey, how come you don't come by the Duncan anymore? So used to be. I feel like you changed. I feel like you changed. Honestly, Kate, you never come by the Duncan.

[David]

What?

[Kate]

I heard you're on some like. You're on some, like, hotshot podcast now. Too cool for the ogds.

[Galia]

Whatever. Carly just opened a note with Kate's trauma and just like started reading from it.

[Kate]

You still married? I'm in town. I got home. I got. Got my bag with me. Ew.

[Galia]

Stop. Just need a place to put it out.

[Harley]

I wasn't. I'm sorry, I wasn't gonna do that, but the. David said to follow your heart with the bit even.

[Galia]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

So funny.

[David]

Brought my back.

[Harley]

I have no idea what it sounds like, by the way.

[Kate]

Oh, it sounds like a girl's voice.

[Harley]

I. I know. I clicked the picture. It looks like an anime character. Like a. Oh, cartoon. Asian.

[Kate]

It sounded pretty lesbian. So that was pretty good. That was good. All right, this is another. Another good one. Oh, we need sound. There we go.

[Harley]

I don't know. It looks like your. Your setup is. Well, you went out that night.

[Kate]

I went out that night. Yeah, I totally went out that night.

[Harley]

Your. Your setup is. That Harley?

[Kate]

I love Charlie's laugh on this one. This is my dream. Just watching videos of us being funny.

[Harley]

Yeah,

[Kate]

well. Oh my God.

[David]

Anyway.

[Kate]

Oh, my God. I was so proud that I made you laugh that hard. I was like. I did It.

[Harley]

It was great. It was right up there with fat cap for sure.

[Kate]

Fat cap was incredible.

[David]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Here we are. Well, here's me really getting poop locked while we tried to figure out your Shambhala name.

[Galia]

Seen.

[Kate]

Groovy. So many funny ones. Rope stain in a box lock. This one didn't get yellowed, right? This didn't get yellowed.

[David]

You can say I guess as much as you want, but we're all gonna

[Harley]

say it's far in.

[Kate]

Yeah. Say the N word you could say

[Harley]

at the back of the cunt.

[Kate]

There you go. And we did say that. And we did.

[David]

Epic.

[Kate]

Why would she say did you on the floor?

[Harley]

No, you're not allowed to do that there. Hey, seriously, if you brush your teeth, there's. You can't even spit the water on the floor.

[Kate]

Bandit.

[Harley]

True.

[David]

Taking a pause all over.

[Kate]

Bandit is good. Poopy.

[Galia]

Shouldn't

[Harley]

you better grow the up? You like that one, Poopy, you got destroyed. What is this? Oh, no.

[David]

She's 40, by the way.

[Harley]

Yeah, that's 40. Who did that to me? Who?

[Kate]

I want to know who wrote Poopy

[Harley]

Shittenstein because that probably a four year old.

[Galia]

My favorite stage of After Dark is when people's faces just get like, blended into the background because of how big they become. Just like, from crying, laughing.

[Kate]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, this is when you had a sunburn. Harley.

[Harley]

Recess. What is this? Recess?

[David]

You hit me.

[Harley]

A poopy shit and steam. Start laughing like that.

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[David]

They're trying to come up with Harley's nickname. Involving. Can you take this seriously, please, Kate? Sh.

[Harley]

Yeah, I think it got you really good.

[Kate]

Oh, what it is for what?

[Galia]

I know.

[Kate]

It's just very. It's like a common structure that you've done a lot, and it just killed me. Poopy and Steen is.

[Harley]

I saw. I saw one. Someone wrote humanly resourced Steam.

[Kate]

People are so funny. The inner people on the Internet are so funny. Oh, it's a terrible place.

[Harley]

But, you know, I'm. I'm very curious how the audience ended up being all these funny women. Feels like they found this gathering spot. I've never been in a place where it feels like it's mad funny women. Seriously, it's like. No, I. I actually like. Yeah, I. I look at the chat. I'm like, this is one of the funnier communities. And it also skews Excuse lady.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Galia]

You know why? Because they. They can feel free here to do that. Therefore they're more funny. Yeah, they feel Comfortable. Yeah.

[Harley]

And I'm trying to change that because they aren't hearing.

[Kate]

Shut up. Name three comedians.

[Harley]

That's why I'm flying around yelling you at the. The women on this show. They. I. I forget. I. I smoke too much.

[Kate]

Okay, cool. Thank you. Thank you. Well, if it comes back to you, you know where we are. All right, this one is. Oh, what one is this? Hang on, let me check.

[David]

Oh, I forgot about this video, but.

[Harley]

Oh, yeah, I remember what I was just gonna say. It doesn't affect that. But did you happen to see that video of all that sorority and they all dressed up like highlighter Fortnite kid. Like, they all wore like, they, they put on like bowl cut little boy haircut, lime green under armour T shirts, blue, like basketball shorts, lime green under armour shoes, the like sack bag. And they all looked like young Fortnite kids. Yeah, it was like. It was just the funniest thing that I've ever seen. Like, funnier than anything I've ever seen a fraternity do.

[Kate]

Yeah. Oh, easily. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Harley]

And then it's kind of like, you know, when you get a. A dog or if you have before and then you see them everywhere, you're kind of like, was that dog always there? And I just didn't notice until.

[Kate]

Women always funny.

[Harley]

Literally.

[Galia]

Dude.

[Harley]

Actually you're laughing, but actually, yeah, actually

[Kate]

Harley knows women are funny now.

[Harley]

I already, I already knew. I already knew that they existed. I just didn't think there was dozens and dozens of them moving in packs. Thousands of community.

[Kate]

Have you seen the concerts? Have you seen the Pitbull concerts where

[David]

they all dress up as well?

[Harley]

I would love to go to a Pitbull concert. They do that there.

[Kate]

Oh my God. Hang on. We gotta take a break for a second, guys.

[Harley]

Yeah, pull it up, girls.

[David]

You know?

[Harley]

You know, I very badly want to go to concert.

[Kate]

I would love to.

[Harley]

He didn't make it to Montreal. Pitbull. Pitbull is something actually he shares with Oliver Tree is. He's one of those people where you don't realize how many songs by him you actually like.

[Kate]

Oh, oh, a hundred percent. I love Pitbull.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Huge fan.

[Harley]

Ever since the Alaskan Walmart.

[Kate]

Girls don't dress hot when they go to see Pitbull. They do this. They dress like Pitbull. Like the whole audience has ball.

[Harley]

This is literally the exact same thing as the Fortnite thing that it's like you should pull it up. It's the same thing.

[Kate]

Yeah, that's exactly it. So you said sorority, Fortnite Yeah.

[Harley]

I love that. Like a highlighter kid or something.

[David]

Sorority hazing is like you have to dress up as this guy and walk around and like men's hazing is like we're gonna put you in the closet and we're gonna drill holes in the. In the floor and we're gonna on you and you have to stay down there for two days. We're gonna.

[Harley]

We're gonna put this broomstick in your ass. You homo.

[Kate]

You the homo. Oh my God. I don't see the sorority girl thing.

[Galia]

Yeah. I cannot find.

[David]

Was a dream.

[Kate]

It was all a dream. Harley.

[Harley]

Too bad.

[Kate]

Funny girls.

[Harley]

Funniest thing.

[Kate]

Funny girls are out there. Are out there doing stupid all the time.

[Galia]

This.

[Kate]

This one is. Oh, this is Pervert Park. This is a banger.

[Harley]

You know what I mean?

[Kate]

Where was. Where was. Where were you living? What town?

[Harley]

I don't know if it's the Pervert park, but it was in St. Petersburg.

[Kate]

That is the Harley. That is where it was filmed. You were in.

[Harley]

Park Major. L. I took there.

[Kate]

Pervy Parkinstein.

[Harley]

I really never bounced back from my credibility.

[Kate]

No. That's so funny.

[Harley]

I didn't know. I didn't know.

[Kate]

Within a five minute drive of Pervert park is where you were

[Harley]

supposed to know.

[Kate]

Palace Mobile park in St. Petersburg, Florida. David loved it. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

[David]

It's always the Wednesday show.

[Harley]

Everyone has to relax.

[Kate]

We didn't even know it was gas leak Wednesdays at that point. Oh, wait here. You're gonna figure it out.

[Harley]

I find out because I live in Pervert.

[Kate]

Were you near a Cracker barrel? Yep.

[Harley]

Yes. Yes. On the other side of the highway

[David]

of the cracker bar.

[Kate]

I have to show you guys.

[Harley]

Wow. Doxing my favorite trailer to park.

[David]

Doxing the boys. People change.

[Harley]

Or not.

[Kate]

Imagine. What was the name of your mobile?

[Harley]

Find out. It was called Horny Palace. I'm kidding. Find out where it ended up.

[Kate]

You were like, what, like 10 minutes away, but it was another park full of benefits.

[David]

It was an adjacent. Yeah.

[Kate]

In Florida, which is insane.

[David]

So hey, if you're. If you're out there and you're a pervert, go to St. Petersburg. You'll. You'll blend.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

If you're not, it's a beautiful place.

[Kate]

It's true.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[David]

The Cracker Barrel there is incredible.

[Harley]

Watch your back.

[David]

Yeah. Hold on to your kids.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Don't bring your kids. Don't bring your kids.

[Kate]

Yeah, don't bring the kids. Don't hold on to them. Leave them home. Leave them at home. All right, this last one is maybe the first super hard laugh that I had on this show. First of all, who is this guy? You look so different.

[Harley]

I wore a hat one day. Look what happened.

[Kate]

I think it was the beanie. Yeah, I don't know what the difference is, but you look very different. This is. This is the start of Hop, hop.

[David]

Bring it back in again. Hold on. Now it's done. Now it's doubling.

[Kate]

Nuh.

[David]

Yep, yep.

[Kate]

How is it doubling? I haven't even played it yet.

[David]

Something's not muted. We're doubling now.

[Kate]

Okay, okay, okay. Everybody calm down.

[Harley]

Chill, dudes, all right?

[Kate]

We're gonna bring it back in while

[David]

you try and figure it out. I actually have some AI things.

[Kate]

All right, hang on.

[Galia]

Let me.

[Kate]

Let me jump to the actual.

[David]

I don't know.

[Galia]

I don't know

[Kate]

what is going on. I can't do it. What is wrong? Let me see. Audio, audio, audio, audio,

[Galia]

audio.

[Kate]

That was so good, Harley. That was so funny. Flash right off.

[Harley]

Well, we all. We are like. We all do that laugh. We all have that same noise that you.

[Kate]

The wheeze laugh. I know. We're weezers. Oh, my God. The amount of times I have, I think I have laughed harder, more consistently in the last six months than, like, I can remember. Like, this has been so fun and funny.

[Harley]

Hey, men are funny, dude. I told you.

[Kate]

Hey, sometimes men are funny.

[Harley]

It was me and David every single day.

[Kate]

Just in the mines.

[Harley]

And a salary. Once. Once you're paid to talk to men, you're like, you know, they're fine.

[Kate]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. If you pay me, I'll talk to them. If you.

[David]

Maybe I had one more. I had it linked, but I guess it didn't update in the doc, but I sent it to WhatsApp if you want to check it out.

[Kate]

Okay, okay, okay, okay. What is this one?

[Galia]

I have a feeling.

[Kate]

I. Oh, this is the nut punching one.

[David]

It's the. It's the reason I'm going to get my nuts punched by someone that golly is going to hire.

[Kate]

Oh, okay. I do not remember this. All right, this is during a dating episode. A dating profile episode. Let's see, man. Okay, so we have some. Some traps here.

[Harley]

This. I go crazy for silly nerds. Sounds weird. Sounds like you whack off the E girl. Get it out of here.

[Kate]

Yeah, maybe don't make it about the girl

[Harley]

like you're talking like, cat whack

[Kate]

off is so funny.

[David]

I feel like. What's funny?

[Kate]

Funniest jerk off term.

[David]

What's funny? About this is I was trying to get Harley to respond to me for so long, and it just kept moving on. And then, like, literally, I was trying to get Harley with it and then golly, like, jumped into it and took it from me.

[Galia]

I was like, I will take it for you.

[David]

It was never meant for Galia.

[Kate]

Okay, yeah, maybe don't make it, but,

[Galia]

you know, it feels like it's meant to be for me.

[Kate]

I still do not know what you guys are.

[Harley]

Wherever it lands. Wherever it lands is who it was meant.

[David]

Yeah, it just happened.

[Harley]

Hey, Harley.

[Kate]

Yeah? Make this about like a food you go crazy for or this is youngest child's right here.

[David]

Yeah. Just not being listening.

[Kate]

Some other interest. Not trying to get your siblings attention. Not like canon type of girl.

[Harley]

Yes, David.

[David]

Harley, do you prefer E Girls or I ladies?

[Kate]

Oh, yeah.

[Harley]

Oh, I'm all, like, taking it all. Your face.

[Kate]

Poor Galia.

[Harley]

I hope you call. If you called HR Times on me. I hope you got him once with this.

[Kate]

He's nuts on your face.

[Galia]

I texted a char for this.

[Kate]

Oh, my God, that was good. I forgot she demanded justice, David.

[Harley]

And then I was about to walk

[Galia]

into that one, if that's how we're gonna play. Okay, okay, okay.

[Kate]

Oh, my God, she's ready for war.

[Harley]

And that's why I'm literally gonna get every normie friend that I know.

[Kate]

That is so funny. Do you prefer E Girls or Eye Ladies?

[Galia]

Like, Jenny goes and I was like, for silly nerds, that's like.

[Harley]

I like her pondering questions.

[Kate]

Wait, what you say?

[Harley]

I just started, like, seriously pondering the question. I was like, great question. This might be a 15 minute conversation.

[Kate]

Do I prefer the lady or the girl? So, yeah, those are the ones that y' all submitted. Thank you so much. Wow. Like I said, I've. I am having such a good time, having so much fun with you guys. You're both very, very funny. I'm now terrified of G. I love having you here too.

[Harley]

I have a lot of fun. I love you guys, by the way.

[Galia]

First of all, I want to say that you guys are really, really funny. And your show is amazing. And this first season, we. It feels like we have a work meeting here and I'm, like, giving, like, you a review.

[Kate]

I know.

[Harley]

Here comes a sandwich.

[Kate]

Get the poopy filling over with.

[David]

We love you guys. You think you're so funny, but the show's ending.

[Kate]

Yeah. You're fired. Yeah.

[Galia]

Yeah. It was kind of like a bet that I made you. You know how I laid that Easter egg that it's like merge coming in 2027. I lied to you. Everyone is getting fired today, right now.

[Kate]

Got us. What a prank.

[Harley]

I feel like we'd get a nice package.

[Kate]

I'm praying for co workers.

[Harley]

It feels like a place where we would get a nice package on the way out.

[Kate]

So Harley's happy.

[Galia]

I know.

[Harley]

Well, just timing.

[David]

We get one of Ethan's watches. If we get fired, I'll literally go

[Harley]

to Jambala right now.

[Kate]

Shambhala. When is Shambhala?

[Galia]

July 25th.

[Kate]

July 25th. Okay, you better. You better be ready for when it's our time together, sir.

[Galia]

Yeah, he will be ready for sure. Just.

[Kate]

I can't wait to hear about it. We'll have to put that as a part of the. The episode. Be ready as in be in LA when it's time. We'll see.

[Galia]

Just make it out alive. Yeah, just. Just make it out too late.

[Kate]

Yeah, just get there alive and we'll figure everything else out.

[Harley]

We'll see.

[Kate]

He shows up just naked at Ethan's

[Galia]

house for some reason in a pussy poncho.

[Kate]

Just dick out.

[David]

This is Harley showing up.

[Kate]

Former YouTuber seen running through the streets of LA.

[Harley]

What do they mean former? I'm still doing it live streaming.

[Kate]

No, that's the funny part. It's like washed up YouTuber.

[Harley]

Yeah, they could say washed up, but they can't see. Former. I'll be live streaming the helicopter.

[Kate]

Listen, always be juicing. You know what I mean? Do we want to play video games? Yeah, to close it out. Okay, cool.

[David]

Is it gonna work, Harley?

[Galia]

Yeah.

[Harley]

No, mine doesn't.

[Kate]

Harley's gonna be a commentator. Yeah, Harley's is like not working for some reason. So we are gonna play a little. Is it Mecca or Mecha?

[Harley]

I can't believe I. I've been sure. I can't believe this. This pack of funny ass girls wearing their outfit is like scrubbed. I have like two messages deleted from a friend and I'm like, did someone delete this? Was it taken down for some reason? Someone in the chat. Someone in the chat. Someone in the chat. Know what I'm talking about? It's like it's a funny. It's like a sorority or something. Like 200 girls dressed like a 9 year old Fortnite boy type of thing. It's really fun.

[Kate]

Maybe it was a dream.

[Harley]

Harley, by the way, not dreaming about women.

[Kate]

Funny women. God.

[Harley]

Playing as little. God forbid.

[Kate]

God. Wait, what?

[David]

David, I was gonna say, are we sure we want to play this without Harley?

[Kate]

Yeah, I mean we can play Heave

[David]

Ho Then Galia's gotta get heave ho.

[Harley]

I'll be honest, guys. I'll be honest. We literally have like seven minutes. So I'll give it. Yeah, yeah. Not like installing and connecting. Like, let's. Let's go.

[David]

I'm going to leave it. I'm going to leave it just on Harley while the rest of us get set up.

[Kate]

Okay, cool. Harley, talk. Talk about something you love.

[Harley]

Yeah, I got it. It's going to be some soupies here. Yo, Harley, you're so funny. This show would be funny even if it was just you whacking off. And they gave three, two real.

[Kate]

That's literally comments we get.

[David]

They gave.

[Harley]

They gave $3,000.

[Kate]

Whoa. Thank you. Was that Mrs. Morenstein 69?

[Harley]

You think my mom.

[Kate]

I forgot the whacking off portion of your. Of your joke.

[Harley]

Obviously her name. Her name would just be her name.

[Kate]

Oh, okay. Yeah, that's true. She's a.

[Harley]

Might be Harley's mom.

[Galia]

Mom.

[Kate]

Harley's mom or mom in Canada. Right.

[Harley]

This one comes from Piff the Magic dragon. They sent $750 and they said, david, I'm gonna kill you for all of the magic Castle slander me, Lance Burton, Dynamo, Blackstone, as well as Merlin and Albus Dumbledore. We are pulling up. You fake ass. Get ready to get carded. It says carded in the magic world means getting your dick cut off playing

[Kate]

cards in the magical world, which obviously he knew. Obviously David knows that. But thank you for the audience, kids. Thank you.

[Harley]

This next one, I don't want to do anymore. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go into, like, a whole realm of weird jokes that I don't want to.

[David]

Right.

[Harley]

I'm not comfortable yet. That's like season three.

[Kate]

Talk about.

[Harley]

I need. I need tenure. I need tenure before I'm gonna really do some of that.

[Kate]

Yeah, do a spe. Do something on your miniatures. Your special interests.

[Harley]

Is this some sort of, like, exercise that we're doing here? How long.

[Kate]

Yeah, this is.

[Harley]

Is to click open a game here?

[Kate]

This is Toastmaster.

[Harley]

What the hell that's going on?

[Kate]

This is a Toastmasters intervention. I'm ready. I don't know what David is doing.

[David]

Well, I need you to set up your feed in obs.

[Kate]

Oh, so you're not ready?

[Harley]

The real question I like. Who's up the most today?

[Kate]

Who's up the most?

[Harley]

Yeah, who's who up the most?

[Galia]

You.

[Kate]

Oh, I don't know.

[Harley]

I know it's me. I'm running the running. My game isn't working at All.

[Kate]

Yeah, that's pretty bad.

[Galia]

Yeah. But did you test it before the show?

[Harley]

Yep.

[Galia]

Not like 30 seconds before?

[Harley]

No, no, no. We tested before the show and failed the test.

[Galia]

Yeah, but did you try it in the morning?

[Harley]

I. How I, I. The game runs when I, you know, when I joined. When I join the invite, the game crashes. It sends me back to the thing.

[Galia]

But, but did you try.

[Kate]

My stream is set up, David.

[David]

All right, I'm almost done.

[Harley]

It's irrelevant. It's irrelevant. If I tried.

[Kate]

It's irrelevant.

[Galia]

No, it's relevant.

[Harley]

Try it at the same time. Hey, listen, I was. I was here during the main show wearing a Mr. Beast sweat, standing here like a jackass, texting a B like, dude, if I don't go on and talk about the video, I'm good. If we go on, I'm good. If I don't go on, even better. He's texting back. I'm watching. I'm wearing Mr. Beast. I'm like texting with them. You know, I told them I was ready to go, but I was also like, yo, low key. If you honestly want like this to not cut into your. Your vacation time.

[Kate]

Well, thank God, because I'm already four hours.

[Harley]

Well, that's what happened. I was like, you could tell them that I. That I never came, I never showed up. And. And A.B. was like, oh, I don't know if I wanna. If I want to do that to Dan. I was like, dan? No, I thought we were going against Ethan.

[Kate]

Damn.

[Harley]

No, I don't want to go. Go against Dan. Tell Dan that I'm here right now in Mr. B sweater, ready to roll in.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

And then like 10 minutes later, AB texted in there, Harley will be ready in 10 minutes. And I was like, I don't know. I was ready to go. I was standing here, dude. So I couldn't like, I. I'm sorry. I can't be playing video games with you guys all the time. Like, I had some main show responsibilities and I only did that so that this show could get a bump.

[Kate]

So true. Thank you.

[Harley]

Friday night, by the way. You all better get a bump.

[Kate]

Yo. Oh, I got an invite. Join.

[Harley]

Show off. Look at you guys.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[David]

Can you guys hear me?

[Kate]

Yeah. Yes.

[Harley]

All right.

[Kate]

I'm in. I'm in.

[David]

What up? Are you ready to play?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

What do we do?

[Kate]

What do we do?

[David]

I gotta configure the map.

[Galia]

Okay, so you see the one who is standing in the circle here? He's going to be the hunter. Oh, so like, two of you? Because I Watched a three minute video today in the morning. Did you hear?

[Harley]

She woke up this morning and played the game.

[Kate]

Okay, cool.

[Galia]

No, I didn't.

[Harley]

And then narked on me live on the show.

[Galia]

No, I didn't play the game. I played only one round because I didn't have enough time. And I was like super nervous that I wasn't prepared enough. And then I forgot that I'm going on after dark.

[Kate]

Yeah, this is classic Galia. We don't prepare. Galia, come on now.

[Galia]

Now. Yeah.

[Kate]

So now

[Galia]

there's only like, if it's three of us. So there should only be like one hunter and then two of us should be hiding.

[David]

Yeah, I'm gonna set it up that way.

[Kate]

So we have to go into a game though, right? This isn't the room.

[Galia]

Yeah, it's gonna set it up right now.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Galia]

So it's gonna move us to the like, different locations. Like I said, I only played one round and watched a three minute video. So here's my presentation. So then you have like one minute to hide around. And then you can paint over yourself with the colors from the surroundings. I did that.

[Kate]

Practice that.

[Galia]

And then you can do like, choose different poses if you click R. And then you can choose like.

[Harley]

That's how the guy lay down on the table.

[David]

Right?

[Galia]

Yeah, that's how.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, that's what I was doing.

[Harley]

Look at that. That's. That's useful.

[Kate]

And sit in the corner.

[David]

Do we want to do the hide and seek mansion? The sewer? The back rooms,

[Harley]

Men, sewers.

[Kate]

Let's do the country. No, the country has a ton of.

[Harley]

Please, man. Indoor countries.

[Kate]

No. Okay, we'll do sewers. No, we'll do.

[Harley]

No, I'm joking. I don't give a. I actually don't give a.

[Kate]

No. Sewers is more stupid.

[Harley]

Sewer levels always sucks.

[David]

There's Penguin Hotel. There's Sugar Land.

[Harley]

Habo Hotel.

[David]

We'll do indoor country. We're gonna play more than one game, so it's okay.

[Kate]

Yeehaw.

[David]

I don't know.

[Harley]

We are literally over. If we were. If we were double xp over before 8pm we are triple xp over right now. So audience, everyone. Obviously we were the best.

[Galia]

Yeah. So I'm gonna be the hunter for you guys, all right.

[Kate]

Oh, you have to apply by sitting.

[Galia]

Yeah, I'm gonna wait for you.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Harley]

So wait, is.

[Kate]

Is.

[Harley]

Is David. Can't be David. Can't be Hunter.

[David]

I mean, I can.

[Harley]

Yes. You have too many feeds. You got feedback. You'd see everything.

[David]

I mean.

[Galia]

Yeah, because you can see. Yeah.

[Kate]

I'LL never be Hunter second.

[Harley]

And I'm sorry, David, you're mad, so we can't trust you.

[David]

It's true.

[Harley]

A straight. A straight one at that.

[Kate]

Oh, can I go in?

[Galia]

And then I have, like, two minutes to find you guys, I think.

[Kate]

My God. Panicking. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. What was it? What was it? What was it?

[Harley]

Oh, yeah, Kate, right next to that purple thing.

[Kate]

Shut up, dude.

[Harley]

I'm. I'm giving fake things to throw Gallia off. I wasn't going to really reveal what the.

[Kate]

Why isn't this working? Oh, there we go.

[Harley]

Yeah, that's all right. That's all right.

[Kate]

Thank you.

[Harley]

From where I'm at.

[Kate]

Okay, we'll do this, and then we'll just do. Oh, oh, oh.

[Harley]

Is that's not gonna stay there, is it?

[Galia]

Oh, wait.

[Kate]

Oh, okay.

[Galia]

Where the Are you?

[Harley]

Well, Golia, you're a real gamer. Already swearing.

[Galia]

I have never played any games, so where the are you guys?

[Harley]

You guys don't know this, but she

[Kate]

just walked past me. I feel like she did.

[David]

Don't give it away.

[Harley]

But I didn't want to reveal that. I didn't want to reveal that. But, yeah,

[David]

this is where I am.

[Harley]

Like, oh, okay. David's cheating, Galia, I'm telling you right now.

[Kate]

David's cheating.

[Harley]

Well, no, he's just really. I thought yours was very sick until I saw David's. I'll be honest, Galia, the. This.

[Kate]

You're.

[Harley]

I don't think you're. If you find. If you find Kate, that's good. If you find David, I'll be shocked. He's. It's. Nah, I'm actually happy that mine broke.

[Galia]

I'm.

[Harley]

I would hate. You should be stressed.

[Kate]

You're enjoying this kind of super stress.

[Harley]

Like, I just like seeing g. What?

[Kate]

Okay. It's okay.

[Galia]

Where the Are you? Where are you?

[Harley]

She's in a slightly less good spot now, kind of me, but did you see me or.

[Kate]

No, Yeah, I saw you.

[Galia]

Get out. Just. It's okay. It's game over. Just get out.

[Harley]

You still got. You still got minutes left.

[Galia]

Usually it's like 20 people you have to find, so it's a bit easier to notice them.

[Harley]

Yeah, yeah, I'm enjoying you racing against the clock right now because it's something I do daily, and I feel like you plan your life to not do that. And, like, you're forced right now, too. Like, you're in a. I don't like it. Running late right now.

[Galia]

Yeah. Yeah, I don't like it.

[Kate]

I stressed out about and it's also,

[Harley]

I feel like you like a challenge. Like you like to overcome it, and David has made it very challenging.

[Kate]

What the did you do? Where is he? I don't know.

[David]

I'm in a spot. I, I mean, I, I'm.

[Harley]

Don't worry about it. I'm going to start giving hints.

[Galia]

Yeah, yeah, you should.

[Harley]

You should.

[David]

Oh, it says my body's buried too much. My spot will be revealed there.

[Harley]

Kate is one color. David is painted two colors.

[Galia]

David is painted in two colors.

[Kate]

Why is it being weird?

[Harley]

They were like doing the, the, the finest details.

[Kate]

How the do you come down?

[Harley]

Is it c. The thing about David's. Oh, yeah, like, like you walked by Kate a dozen times, but David's. You'll never even be where David is. Like, he didn't even have to paint his guy. It could have been a flex if he just was there.

[Galia]

Oh, my God.

[Harley]

This game is called Mecha Chameleon and it's basically advanced Hide and seek week.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Open right now, by the way, as well.

[Kate]

Dude, I look sick right now.

[Harley]

You do look kind of cool. I, I like the. Your brain did. Was very smart there, which you did.

[Kate]

Thank you, Kate.

[Harley]

Just so you know, Golia, how much you're getting smoked right now. It has altered her hiding spots. Like, like she altered the space around it to further sell her hiding spot.

[Kate]

Oh, God. Well, it started as an accident and then I adjusted. Justin is really what happens.

[Harley]

Kalia, do you know what a sweat is? What sweats are?

[Galia]

No, Tell me.

[Harley]

So a sweat is someone who's like, they play the game so seriously that they're sweating.

[Galia]

Oh, that's me. That's me.

[Harley]

Yeah, yeah, but you. I, I, but you are casual first, but you're bound to being a casual because, like, you just made your Steam account and stuff. David, I've noticed, is a sweat at everything he does.

[Kate]

Can you switch to me, David?

[Harley]

So David has gone full sweat mode. You were trying to have fun for the stream.

[Kate]

Do people see how sick I am?

[Harley]

David is like platinum ranked.

[Kate]

Have people seen how sick I am?

[Harley]

You're very sick as well.

[David]

You have 50 seconds, Scalia.

[Galia]

Thank you, David.

[Harley]

I do have, like, I do.

[Kate]

I do have sweat, sweat, sweat.

[Galia]

I do now I feel like I wouldn't be able even to hide like you guys.

[Kate]

What the. Oh, yeah.

[Harley]

You will it take it slow and really, like, really like it's somewhere here.

[Galia]

Right? That's why you're.

[Harley]

You gotta move. You gotta move faster though. But take it slow.

[Kate]

Why am I holding my breath like you can hear me breathing. It's so stupid.

[Harley]

Take it slow, girl. Yeah, like, take it.

[David]

What I can do is I can be the hunter. I just have to move. I'll just put something over the screen so I can't see you guys.

[Harley]

Bro, we don't trust you. David, you're mad.

[Galia]

That's so insane. Like, I cannot find you guys. Oh, God.

[Kate]

You literally just walk.

[Harley]

I think finding. I think finding would be hard in this.

[Kate]

You literally. They both were right.

[Harley]

I'll be honest. This level.

[Kate]

I almost pooped.

[Harley]

My. Myself is very. Do you think this level might be a hard level for the hunter? There's a lot of spots here.

[Kate]

We did it. Galia. Look, I was here. Show my screen to Galia.

[Galia]

Oh, okay.

[Harley]

It reveals. It reveals. That's. That's a good hiding spot, though.

[Kate]

All right, so where is David?

[Galia]

Can you check with the challenge if that's the hard level?

[Harley]

I don't think anyone's saying that right now.

[David]

That's Kate. What else is me up here?

[Kate]

Wait, what is the answer?

[Galia]

Are you there in the corn something?

[David]

Yeah, that was a hard.

[Harley]

I think that was a hard level. The video I saw didn't have as much things.

[Kate]

Okay, all right.

[Harley]

Higher up on the list will be an easier level. I'll.

[Kate]

I'll try and be the. The hunter.

[Galia]

Okay.

[David]

All right. For some reason. Hold on.

[Kate]

Oh, God. We're going to do a different level now, so it's going to be completely different.

[Harley]

Oh, oh, okay. Hold on, hold on. Another saying something. So they're saying something. And it was like this. There's a. A game like hide and seek that's like this. And there's one. There's a function where it's like every minute your player automatically whistles where they are. So. So you kind of. So then when they start looking in that area a lot, you have to go to. Yeah, you go to. You would have to move spots.

[Kate]

Maybe I should have whistled at you, Galia. I'll do that next time.

[David]

All right.

[Harley]

But it was an automatic thing in the mode that I played.

[David]

Taunt interval. That's what it is. I'll do it every 60 seconds. How about that?

[Kate]

Oh, that's a lot. Okay.

[David]

Okay. Then every.

[Harley]

You had no. You had no. No issues stunting angalia, though.

[David]

Every 90 seconds. How about that?

[Kate]

Yeah, that's good.

[David]

There's also an infection mode where, like, if someone gets got, then the other person, they, like, join to find them.

[Kate]

Oh, we could do that.

[David]

Okay, we'll do that.

[Harley]

And then we'll do that's fun, guys.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

August.

[Kate]

Okay, bye.

[David]

All right, bye.

[Kate]

Have a good summer. Five, four, three, two, one. It's me. All right, so how do I shoot you guys?

[David]

Why did you reach me?

[Kate]

Oh, that's how. Okay. Where the Do I get in the. Oh, I'm waiting for you guys. Oh, I need to.

[Harley]

Hang on.

[Kate]

I need to close my stream.

[David]

Don't be. Don't be cheating.

[Kate]

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I closed it. Okay, just practicing here. So I just have to shoot you with my gun?

[David]

I think so.

[Kate]

If I see you. Okay. Crouch, stand up.

[Harley]

Oh, this is exciting.

[Kate]

Crouch, stand up. Crouch, stand up. Climb. Climb. I'm gonna get you guys. 15 seconds.

[Galia]

How?

[Harley]

What did we put the Automatic whistle at?

[Kate]

90 seconds.

[Harley]

Oh, man.

[David]

Too long.

[Kate]

What?

[Harley]

I think it's too long, but I also think you got it.

[Kate]

I think I'll get it before a whistle. No, probably not. All right, Lock in cake.

[David]

Kill it. Dude, I'm not in a good spot, but it's okay.

[Kate]

But you know David's not going to be able to hide it. Just make sure you're locked in. Broski. Broski. Make it slow and smooth. Slow is smooth and smooth is fast. Learned that it's filter towers. Slow is smooth and smooth is fast. It's true. Get up. Let me get up. You should play some deadlock after this. Yeah, dude, what was that over there? Okay, let me just. The corners.

[Galia]

Beard.

[Kate]

I feel. Look faster. Shut up. Oh, what's up? I'm helping. I'm helping.

[David]

I have to.

[Kate]

Shut up. Look faster, but harder. Look faster. Is that what you're telling me to do? Yeah, dude. Look faster and harder. Okay. Okay. Dude, you look pissed off. Have you seen. Have you seen them yet?

[Harley]

No.

[Kate]

Oh, sniff. Is that, though?

[Galia]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

Gotcha.

[Galia]

Okay.

[Harley]

Did you shoot him?

[Kate]

Yeah. That's what you have to do.

[Harley]

You shoot him?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

What's up with that? Eh, we could have. We could have had fun in a game with no guns.

[Kate]

Crazy it.

[Harley]

And.

[Galia]

And.

[Harley]

And we still have a gun, right?

[Kate]

How many bullets do I get?

[Harley]

This is a hard level, too.

[Kate]

Yeah, there's a lot going on here.

[Galia]

Yeah, I feel like I didn't go far enough.

[Kate]

I feel like David said he didn't either, so I might have gone too far here.

[Harley]

I feel like Galia did a lot of laps.

[Kate]

Oh, okay.

[Harley]

Like, did a lot of laps around, but I feel like you. You're spending a lot more time in places.

[Kate]

Well, yeah, I'm trying to.

[David]

Look, I moved.

[Galia]

Duh. He's David.

[Harley]

David didn't want to show his screen because he thinks you're probably screen looking. So he hasn't shown himself.

[David]

I am not screen looking. He really is.

[Harley]

Full sweat mode. He is like taped up the TV screen in split screen mode because he doesn't trust you to not.

[Kate]

Where is this? All right, Golia, we're gonna get him.

[Galia]

So if there is any sweat mode, what other modes are there for gamers? Who can you be?

[Kate]

Chill mode. Is there a chill mode? He moved. He must have gone deeper.

[Harley]

Gamers have no chill. I thought you realized that I have

[Kate]

played games where my hands hurt because I'm squeezing them controller so hard.

[Harley]

What controller?

[Kate]

That feels like you're close. Like if I'm playing with a controller, like my thumbs hurt because I'm hitting the button.

[Harley]

So what controller have?

[Kate]

I don't know. One for a PC.

[Harley]

Okay, that tells me exactly what controller it is.

[Kate]

Early days of Subnautica for sure.

[Harley]

Like you can control the running out of time. That imploded submarine. What was that thing called?

[Galia]

Damn it.

[Kate]

Imploded submarine.

[Galia]

Shoot.

[Harley]

Don't just shoot guns. Walk around shooting guns like a sicko.

[Galia]

Yeah, you do. You just like shoot it around.

[Harley]

If I have.

[Galia]

Oh, you can do that? You can just like.

[Kate]

Yeah, just shoot.

[Harley]

You can't just. You could just get. So why can't you just loose shoot?

[David]

You just shoot everywhere.

[Harley]

It's got to be a limit.

[Kate]

Yeah, there must be. I can't see it, but I mean, I'm.

[David]

I. I'm not hidden well.

[Harley]

Yeah, you could definitely adjust your color a little bit there. I. I see that.

[Kate]

I feel like you're in one of these colorful th. Is that.

[Harley]

Oh, by color I meant brown. Maybe he's brown.

[David]

Hey, why don't you shut up, Harley?

[Kate]

Oh my go. I mean brown. I feel like you're under here. Cuz I saw there's like a light back here, but no, you're not. Okay. Anything, Galia?

[Galia]

No.

[Kate]

Harley, Are we close?

[Harley]

I don't know. Because I saw you pass something that looked like the one that he was in. But my feed is coming. But I couldn't.

[Galia]

Yeah, I looked in one of the barrels.

[Harley]

I think they're whistling at them. Stunt on them. Hit that.

[David]

I mean, I was whistling. I whistled three times. They didn't.

[Galia]

It's hard for me to hear. I don't know why. Maybe I turned out the sound. Turned out. Turn it down. I don't know.

[Kate]

I don't know where the. You are,

[David]

chameleon.

[Kate]

Oh, wait. Let's go find Him.

[David]

Here, look at me. Look, I'm right up here.

[Kate]

Up where?

[David]

Up on this arrow.

[Kate]

Oh, the arrow.

[David]

Turn right. Yep. There.

[Harley]

Oh, that's.

[Kate]

You pass that other arrows over there.

[Harley]

And I thought the arrow was pointing the other way.

[Galia]

Oh, that's nice.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Shoot him, Gallia.

[David]

I said I wasn't.

[Harley]

Leave him alone.

[Kate]

What is this? The point of this section? Okay, cool. Good job.

[Galia]

Okay.

[Kate]

All right, David, it's your turn to hide.

[David]

I will hide.

[Kate]

I mean, yeah, our turn to hide on you.

[David]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

All right, Golia, let's kick his ass.

[David]

All right.

[Harley]

Be aware also that he's probably gonna cheat for sure.

[David]

I'm not gonna cheat.

[Harley]

He's the youngest straight man. Said every straight man ever. Literally.

[Kate]

He's our youngest sibling. Of course he's going to cheat.

[David]

Do you want to do hide and seek? Mountain mansion, Back rooms? Penguin Hotel, Sugar Land?

[Galia]

Let's do back rooms.

[David]

Let's do back.

[Harley]

Don't worry, guys. This super, super competitive straight man with the ability to cheat at the touch of his fingertips is going to be.

[Kate]

This is. We're about to experience systemic patriarchy. Galia, get ready.

[David]

All right, I will.

[Kate]

All right.

[David]

I will Keep it on me. And I won't look.

[Harley]

Are we doing. Should we lower the whistle time?

[Kate]

Nah, it's fine. I thought that was. Okay. Okay. All right.

[Harley]

Kate Loki. Competitive also. She's like. No, no, leave this time.

[Kate]

Just leave it there. It's fine. Why are my hands up? What am I doing?

[David]

How you doing, Harley?

[Harley]

Did you.

[David]

I'm good, I'm good. Can't complain.

[Harley]

No one will listen.

[David]

I'm not looking at the screen. I'm just cutting to them so you guys can see where they're at.

[Harley]

The vibes are. You're cheating right now. The vibes you are giving are your cheating.

[David]

Look, I'm closing my eyes and I'm letting everyone see where they're at.

[Harley]

Yeah, I feel like there's 15 computers there, all.

[Kate]

Hey, what is it?

[Harley]

Interesting, Kate. Very interesting.

[Kate]

Thank you.

[David]

Oh,

[Harley]

I. I could see a great spot where Galia is, but I don't know if it's better than where she's at. That's just. She found a good hiding spot in general, maybe.

[Kate]

Oh, Kate, get your together there.

[Harley]

David's on the move. He's literally. He's stalking. He is stalking, actually. So finish up your. Your last touches.

[Galia]

Thank you.

[Harley]

I can't. I unfortunately my. My game because I have a stupid AMD graphics card. I can't play the game. But this might all be part of My huge push to get Ethan to buy me a computer.

[Kate]

It really might be.

[Harley]

And I need a generator also. And holes in my walls.

[Kate]

Okay. And the holes. We have to deal with the holes. Guys.

[Harley]

It does feel like David is. David is the best at looking.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Harley]

He's doing good looking. I feel like. I. I also think this level's harder for the hiders.

[Kate]

I would agree with that.

[Harley]

It is very David to have pre played the game.

[David]

I asked level.

[Harley]

And I.

[David]

First of all, I didn't. First of all, I didn't. And then I asked who. What do we want to play?

[Harley]

Me and the gals are gonna believe a straight man. You think me and the gals are gonna believe a straight man?

[Kate]

Me and the gals.

[Galia]

I would prefer to like, I. I get to live with a straight man. I would rather like, at least trust one.

[David]

One of them in this world.

[Harley]

Yeah. Maybe him. I have to look at him before I decide.

[Kate]

God damn it.

[Harley]

Got one.

[Kate]

You.

[David]

Well, now you can help me.

[Kate]

Yeah, I will. Oh, where was that?

[Harley]

David was good at looking, though.

[Kate]

Yeah. I tried to color the top of my head the color of the floor. I thought that was gonna work, but

[Harley]

you found me almost immediately. I have an AMD Radeon 6800 XT.

[Kate]

I don't know.

[Harley]

I don't even know.

[David]

By the way, the whistle thing is six years ago. I like the volume. Volume is so low. I can't.

[Kate]

Yeah, I can't tell what it means.

[Harley]

Good hiding spot right there.

[David]

That would be a really good hiding spot.

[Kate]

Which one?

[Harley]

They'd be busted. They'd be busted right now.

[Kate]

And I forgot you can do different shapes with your body. That is gonna be clutch, I fear.

[David]

Were you not posing?

[Kate]

No, I was just standing there, but that is.

[Harley]

Listen to this. You heard that, Galia? That's a sweat, by the way.

[Kate]

What?

[Harley]

You're not using all the game systems that were implemented to maximize your challenge is a victory.

[Kate]

I almost did the sushi. I should have done the sushi.

[Galia]

That would have been cute.

[Kate]

Kalia, where are you? You did such a good job. Wouldn't it be cool if someone did that?

[Harley]

She found a good spot. Literally. Even if she wasn't painted, it looked like.

[Kate]

Oh, okay. Okay, that's good.

[David]

Thank you.

[Harley]

Yeah. I need an upgrade.

[Kate]

That's not going to mean anything. Really. There's so many spots.

[David]

Ethan, Harley's really upset that he can't be playing with us.

[Kate]

Yeah, for real.

[Harley]

The audience is freaking out. They said they want me to have a $10,000 computer.

[Kate]

That sounded like, it was to my left.

[Harley]

They're freaking out.

[Kate]

Yeah. I need to step up my game. I, like, I'm not using, like, the wall, like, the ceiling or anything.

[Harley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David]

I was climbing on. I was.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Harley]

I. I would, like. I think, like, a good thing to blend in is the head. Like, the head being somewhere. The. The round ball. I saw a couple good spots where that would. Do you. Do you. Can you shrink at all or grow?

[Kate]

No, No, I don't think so.

[Galia]

She did.

[David]

I feel like I'm going in circles now.

[Kate]

Me too. I'm so proud of you, Galia.

[Galia]

I can see you going, right?

[Harley]

Oh, that's a good idea that we didn't try. What if I hosted? We didn't try that.

[Kate]

Yeah, but you can't, right?

[Harley]

No, it's when I joined his game.

[Kate]

Oh, all right, let me go over here.

[David]

Running out of time.

[Kate]

Give us a whistle, Galia.

[Galia]

No, I don't know how.

[David]

It's timed by the game, isn't it?

[Galia]

Oh, yeah, I think it's, like.

[Kate]

It's timed. I know.

[Galia]

Oh, I can give you a whistle.

[David]

Yeah, I mean, I heard the whistle.

[Kate]

Where?

[Harley]

Yeah. Oh. Oh, now she's just. Now she's playing. Oh, she's. Oh, my God. This is actually crazy.

[Kate]

Can you not.

[Harley]

She's literally whistling. She's literally whistling. You have 10 seconds. Can you please find her?

[Kate]

I'm so. David. I'm very close to her.

[Harley]

Embarrassing. David, give her your watch. You're. You're clown, bro.

[Kate]

Where.

[David]

I was right on it.

[Kate]

Wait, where was she?

[David]

She's somewhere over here.

[Harley]

Where is she?

[Kate]

Oh, you still haven't found her?

[Galia]

Yeah, I'm here. I'm, like, under the bed.

[David]

Under the bed.

[Kate]

What bed? What murder?

[David]

Where?

[Kate]

What is. They'd come find me. David, come find me. I'm under the bed. David, come find me.

[David]

I'm under the bed.

[Kate]

David.

[David]

How are you?

[Kate]

Oh, wow. I didn't. I never found you. Good job, Galia. All right, should we do one more?

[Harley]

No.

[Galia]

Yeah, I can. I can try one more. Just. Just as a hunt.

[Harley]

All right.

[Kate]

Golia wants to redeem herself.

[Galia]

All right.

[Kate]

Sorry, Harley. We'll do one more.

[David]

You want to do Sugar Land? Penguin Hotel?

[Kate]

Sugar Land. That sounds fun.

[David]

All right. It looks crazy.

[Harley]

Sugar Water.

[David]

We'll make the whistles every 60 seconds.

[Kate]

Yeah, that sounds good. And then we will do soupies and leave. This is fun, though.

[Galia]

It is a fun game. Yeah.

[Kate]

We should play with. We should play with the whole crew. I think that'd be so fun. With a massive Group.

[Galia]

Yes. It is, like, more fun when you

[Harley]

play with the cruise hole. What? At the buzzer, hr him.

[Kate]

Okay. Come on. Kate,

[David]

this map is ridiculous.

[Harley]

Which one did you choose? What's it called?

[David]

Sugar Land. Good luck.

[Kate]

Yeah. Sorry, Galia.

[Galia]

Okay, this is.

[Kate]

Okay,

[Harley]

Lock in. Are you locked in, Galia?

[Galia]

I am, I am.

[Harley]

Because your fingers weren't on wasd.

[David]

I'm gonna make myself less obvious. Obvious or more obvious this time?

[Harley]

That's the point, pal.

[Galia]

Oh, David. No, no, no, no, no, That's.

[Harley]

No, no, Golia, he's.

[Kate]

Oh, now you're cheating.

[Harley]

He's a sweat. He's pre excusing losing already.

[Galia]

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[Harley]

I speak. I speak fluent sweat gamer talk.

[Galia]

Okay.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I need more paint.

[Harley]

Excellent. Galia, look better.

[Kate]

Hey, do a better job.

[Harley]

It looks more like you're walking around and taking in the sights, not giving hunter. Like, you have to find someone. Right now.

[Galia]

I feel like I. Like I wouldn't hide at the beginning of the map.

[Harley]

Map.

[Galia]

And I feel like David would just crawl to the back end of it.

[Harley]

So I don't know the back end of it.

[Galia]

Yeah, for sure, for sure.

[Kate]

I'm targeting you.

[Harley]

Go. You're like. You gotta be like. You gotta be like a. Like a Yorkie. You gotta be sniffing all the corners. Bounce faster, faster.

[Kate]

Sniff out a rat, Galia. Sniff out the rat.

[Harley]

Remote.

[Kate]

Step out that little rat.

[Harley]

Yes. Lift the floorboards.

[Kate]

Pry them up with your hands.

[Harley]

Hans. Lift the floorboards with your hands.

[Kate]

Harley, can you see where I am?

[Harley]

I could see where David is. Oh. Oh, golly, you're. David had a good spot and. And Cades is. Yeah, let's go back to Galia. Let's stay here. All right? Because I know where they are, and I still don't know. Galia's trying to leave. She's literally trying to leave. I know where. Don't feel bad, Galia. I know where they are. And looking at your screen, I don't know where they are. I think Galia got both hard levels here. This one's crazy. There's so many places to hide here. This is like a. A whistle every 15 seconds. Seconds left.

[Galia]

Wait, can you whistle?

[Kate]

Yeah, you want me to?

[Harley]

Yeah, you guys should hit the whistle a bunch when she moves away from you.

[Galia]

Okay, okay. Okay.

[Harley]

And that's good. You both whistling are probably up.

[Kate]

That was just David. That wasn't me. David is. David is closer to me than I expected, I would say. And you guys can't see where I am because David's playing.

[Harley]

That's really funny. Is collab like doing like a little custom rule is like all both of you have to hide in the same spot.

[David]

That could be interesting.

[Harley]

It's kind of fun.

[David]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Emote together.

[Kate]

You can kind of like make a shape. Yeah, that's cool. Like partners.

[Harley]

Jeez, I wish I was playing with you guys.

[Kate]

I know. Harley.

[Harley]

I'm such a up. I should have bought that four thousand dollar computer four years ago. I didn't know it was gonna end up being 10k. Don't you guys agree? I need 10k.

[Kate]

Y.

[Harley]

Kate, if you ever get 10k, you have to tell me. By the way.

[Kate]

What do you mean just get 10k?

[Harley]

Happens at work here. David got like a twenty thousand dollar watch. So like if you get 10k, weird place to work. Yeah, yeah. If you get 10k, tell me because if I get 10k, I'll tell you.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Harley]

Like I don't know if you ever fall.

[Kate]

Harley. Harley, if you get 10k.

[Galia]

Yeah, if you get 10k, everyone will know. So don't worry.

[Kate]

How will everyone know?

[Galia]

Because it's gonna be on the show. It's true.

[Harley]

Oh yeah, that's true.

[Galia]

Oh God, that's interesting.

[Kate]

It's not letting me. Okay, that's fine then. Whatever.

[Galia]

Where are you?

[Kate]

Follow the sound of my whistle. David, you're like on top of me. Where are you?

[David]

I moved.

[Kate]

You're a little

[Harley]

David. Hiding in multiple places. That's crazy.

[David]

My color match doesn't even work.

[Kate]

Can you see where I am, David,

[David]

from where you are Here, I'll just come find you.

[Harley]

David's hiding, but he's going to go find you.

[Kate]

You do you know?

[Galia]

Wait, I think I've seen it. I. I think I just seen him do it.

[Harley]

Lock in. Galia, get him.

[Kate]

Oh, oh, did she get him?

[Harley]

She got her shooting. I'll tell you. Galia, you're right next to Kate.

[Kate]

Hey, 10 seconds.

[Harley]

Yo, I found you.

[Kate]

Good job. Oh my God, that was so.

[Galia]

Oh, you were there. Yeah.

[Kate]

Isn't that cute?

[Galia]

That's a yeah.

[Kate]

Did you show my spot, David? Show it on screen. Yeah, I was really proud of it.

[Harley]

That's crazy. Winning against someone and then be like, isn't that cute?

[Kate]

Look, I looked you.

[Harley]

Wasn't that cute when I beat you?

[Kate]

I just shot myself. I look like a little turd. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Okay, well that was fun. That's the game, everybody.

[David]

Yeah.

[Kate]

That was so cute.

[Harley]

Shout out everyone. Oh, we got here your piano tune. Please come to Philly in July if you need an appropriately aged Philly Liaison. I'm 35. Or food racks. I got you fountain porter in South Philly. A six dollar burgers. Don't sleep on it.

[Kate]

Wait, is this a real person?

[Harley]

Yeah, I'm reading Soupies. Oh, they also said David's a. And that they're gonna cast a fireball. All right.

[Kate]

I love Philly. I can't wait. I can't wait to go. Everyone got. Everyone found someone except for me. So next time we play Harley, we gotta figure your out. Yeah, and I want to play with like the whole crew. I think that'd be really fun.

[Harley]

Easy solve, easy 10k solve.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just easy 10k solve.

[Galia]

David.

[Kate]

Let's read some soupies and get to our vacation.

[David]

All right.

[Kate]

Excited and tired. Can't wait to sleep in the car tomorrow.

[David]

Almost done.

[Harley]

We got here from Dom 56. They sent $10. They said Eradom. Jesus freaking Christ. Disregard my Pitbull donation comment. Google AI search is hallucinating that Sean Paul and Pitbull is the same person. Thank you, Skynet. Sorry about that. Are you a chatbot?

[Kate]

What is happening? What is happening?

[Harley]

I just.

[David]

I'm ready.

[Galia]

Okay.

[David]

Thank you, Harley.

[Harley]

Let's go, baby. I got. Hey, hey. I'm on your six. Appreciate it.

[Kate]

I'm on your six. Shut up.

[David]

Shout out Liz Seahawk. Maybe David will read my chat since Dan didn't reposting because I really need help with my cat Freya's medical bills. She's five years old and has a treatable cancer. She's strong and I know she can fight it. Love you all family. I. Okay. I don't know. I don't know what to do about that.

[Kate]

That.

[David]

But I'm. I'm sorry.

[Kate]

We hope that things get better for her and that's gonna be okay.

[Harley]

We love.

[Kate]

Maybe she just wants awareness. I don't know.

[David]

Maybe. Yeah, maybe just awareness. But yeah, I'm aware.

[Kate]

We're aware now.

[Harley]

I was aware before. I'm always aware. I'm the. I may be maybe the most aware. Goofiest.

[Kate]

Just keep going, David.

[Harley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Galia]

Perfect.

[David]

Deceit. TTV said. Hey, guys. Wanted to say my girlfriend and I are big fans of ADH3. Today is my birthday and we're currently getting ready for reservations at the Magic Castle. Oh, shout out.

[Kate]

Magic.

[David]

Anything we should know, David? Before heading out? Be sure you're in the dress code because they. They yell at you and they make you wear stuff from their, like, closet to, like, make sure sure you're in a suit and a tie and everything

[Harley]

and all the stuff they make you wear pen and teller used to whack off wearing those clothes.

[David]

It's true. And don't take pictures inside the Magic Castle. That's another big rule.

[Kate]

No pictures in the magic.

[David]

Have fun. If you like margaritas, they got a mystical margarita. That's really good. They got a really good old fashioned there. The food is incredible. It's. It's really good. And I hope you have a fun.

[Kate]

Wow. We gotta go, David.

[David]

Let's do it.

[Harley]

The mystical part of that drink is. The mystical part of that drink is Rohipnol by the way. So keep your eye on magic. It's not that it'll help. They all are got excellent sleight of hands. So good luck. Maybe don't get the mystical beverage ghb.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

My feed right now.

[Kate]

This is magic's fault.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Big magic got him.

[David]

Shout out to Yannick Hounds and bath for 10 podcast gift memberships. Yannick.

[Kate]

Thank you, Yanni Messi.

[David]

Shout out Cozy Crypted Love After Dark. Kate inspires me to be more confident and unapologetically myself. Harley always makes me laugh and David keeps the train.

[Kate]

Chew, chewing, chew, chewing.

[David]

Great chemistry, great crew. Have an amazing vacation. Thank you.

[Kate]

Thank you so much.

[Harley]

Thank you.

[David]

Shout out to valid stranger who sent $100 said, it's my 44th birthday today.

[Harley]

Happy birthday to Ethan's watch collection.

[David]

I want to share the love with the pre show and the main show with my fave Canadian lesbian Dave and Ukrainian slap that fat cap. Bring the mustard.

[Kate]

Thank you.

[Harley]

Mustard on that fat cap

[David]

in the world. Shout out. Hila Kleiner. Six, seven, you said yo, it's my 30th birthday tomorrow. Can I please hear either Turbo fart or I had a hat when I came in. Surprise me.

[Harley]

We tried, we tested. I had a hat and it doesn't.

[David]

It doesn't work.

[Kate]

I forgot about.

[Harley]

We should pay someone to just perform the song. So. Yeah.

[David]

But here you go.

[Harley]

That's.

[Kate]

We're gonna miss it. We're gonna miss it for sure.

[David]

It's never coming back. It's retired with season one.

[Kate]

Super retired.

[David]

Rachel Launder said go to.

[Harley]

People said I'm retired, but former president Joe Biden say retire. Oh, they did say retired. They said something. Don't even think about it.

[Kate]

It's too much with the.

[David]

It's with the low Internet quality. Your ping is awful.

[Harley]

Is it coming through all up? It's really bad.

[David]

It's like.

[Harley]

Doesn't sound like the president.

[David]

No, I mean it did a little bit.

[Kate]

Kinda.

[David]

Rachel Launder going to See Obsession tonight because of you harls. As a non movie watcher. I better enjoy it. Your reputation is on the line, kid. In all ser seriousness, really going to miss you guys. Take the well deserved time to recharge.

[Kate]

Thank you and enjoy Obsession movie watcher. What is that like?

[Galia]

I think.

[Harley]

I think you'll have fun. I think anyone would have fun with that movie.

[Kate]

Cool.

[Harley]

It's a good one. Yeah.

[David]

Yeah.

[Harley]

I. I'm not scared. If you don't like it, you're a idiot.

[David]

You don't know. Yep.

[Harley]

How would you know what a movie. A good movie is just to going to movies.

[David]

Shout out to Christy Turkey for five podcast gift memberships. Thank you.

[Kate]

Thank you, Amber B.

[David]

Can I please get an early birthday shout out for helicopter Nessa and Xandria? Their birthdays are during break. And shout out to my homies from the H3 family Discord. Enjoy your break ad.

[Kate]

Are those your non binary friends?

[Harley]

We will not be shouting out.

[Kate]

That's a joke. It's a joke in the queer community about the silly names that.

[David]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Some non binary people have.

[David]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Harley says I will not be associated. Yeah, okay. Hey, Kay, you still talking? A helicopter from Duncan. Welcome.

[Harley]

Did that come through? Did that one.

[Kate]

Yes, yes, yes, it did.

[Harley]

Yeah. We won't be shouting out helicopters this week, but we love you.

[David]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah. No.

[Galia]

Yeah.

[David]

No. Hey, Nat, cnn. I really want to know, what do you think about Colombia in the World Cup? Colombian fans sending you guys a ton of love.

[Galia]

Well, I mean, good luck to you guys because you're Colombian. So now I cannot on you forever. I don't know, like, I feel like World cup is just a fun time. I was talking to David yesterday. It's just like one month in four years. You just sit down, enjoy every country, every game. Everyone is like, even if you're losing 6 0, it's still a fun game to like see someone losing six zero.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, totally.

[Galia]

But good luck to you. I hope you go out of your group. I. I hope you make it out to knockouts and then. Yeah.

[Kate]

Hope you win it all.

[Galia]

Not all. I don't. I don't hope you win at all. I hope you. I hope you go. I hope you go. Yeah. Yeah. Far enough, far enough. Got you.

[Kate]

Gotcha.

[David]

Yeah. Shadow Columbia. Harley Lynn said, before break officially starts, I just want to let you guys know what a profound impact after dark has had on me. And by that I mean I can no longer sip a drink without hearing gulp, gulp, gulp, echoing through the corridors of my mind.

[Kate]

That's David There it is.

[David]

You're welcome.

[Kate]

Good one.

[David]

The giddy Alice. Barrel of a gun. That's Harley, the giddy Al said checking in after work. Go team us. Glad the boys are catching up. To women. To the women's team catching up. Take it easy, buddy.

[Kate]

Shaw. Shaw. Right, right. Okay.

[David]

Thanks for all the laughs and doll chats. David, Kate and Harley proved that three is a magic number because you make magic. Have a great break. Thank you.

[Kate]

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[David]

Also, shout out to se town. Tony said, I've super chatted for like four years on my birthday now, June 16th and never got one read out loud. Well, here you are. But I hope y' all have a fantastic break and happy juneteenth. Shout out to you. Happy birthday.

[Kate]

Thank you. Happy birthday.

[Harley]

Happy birthday. Birthday. And obviously we're going to read it.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

You know, left you hanging for four years. Not over here to have you. So lucky they were. You're still here.

[Kate]

That's right. We appreciate you.

[David]

Thank you. Shout out to our to to maxim. Only able to watch for 10 minutes right now but wanted to say thank you so much, Guarley Davidson, for putting on an amazing show and giving me so much joy. So excited, excited for you to come back after break. Thank you, Maxim.

[Kate]

I love you.

[Harley]

I love you. Thank you.

[Galia]

Is that the maxim with the Ukrainian?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Yes, I assumed it was.

[Kate]

And I assumed that was an older seal emblem.

[Harley]

I see the chat there.

[Galia]

What is it called?

[Kate]

It's like a coat of arms.

[Galia]

Coat of arms, yeah, exactly.

[Kate]

Yeah, I think it is.

[Galia]

I have a news flash for you guys. It's maxim.

[Kate]

I've been saying it. Right. Maxim.

[David]

Excuse me.

[Kate]

I was saying thank you. Maximum French.

[Galia]

I mean, it's. It would be maxim in Russian, maxim in Ukrainian, maxim.

[Kate]

Oh, interesting.

[Harley]

We're always learning maxim in Quebec too.

[Kate]

Shout out. Learning Maxim.

[David]

Shout out. And also shout out to abeasi Flores who said, harley, why were you so mean to Brian D. He only wanted to be the best gamer in his high school. Could VGA vghs return someday? Love that shows a teenager slash you in it. Happy pride after dark.

[Kate]

Thank you.

[Harley]

I was sitting unemployed for a minute. I kept telling Freddy. I was like, dude, spin the wheels up. Let's get it going, man. I got time.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[David]

Shout out to MJ Lynn who said, dudes come to Vegas to an aces game.

[Galia]

Game.

[David]

Three time chance, baby. Kate and Galia, you, you beautiful ladies are the funniest. David, you're my fave primo and Harley, I'll see you at shambhala you know where. Peace and love. Enjoy your break. Gonna miss you.

[Harley]

Gonna miss you too. It's my dome.

[Kate]

It's my goal to see a game at the the Aces. So, yeah, I might see you there. Not probably. Not this year. But let's all go.

[David]

We'll tell. We'll make Ethan like, hey, we got to do a After Dark Vegas Aces episode.

[Kate]

Well, World Series of Poker happens during the W season, so there you go. There are reasons to be there. Yeah.

[David]

Shout out. Reese said shout out to my wolf pack of funny ladies.

[Kate]

Oh,

[Harley]

we're wolves.

[Kate]

We own the night with bald caps.

[David]

Shout out to Sid the Squid, who sent five podcast gift memberships.

[Galia]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Kate]

It's our last Soupies.

[David]

Sid Beretta.

[Harley]

Happy Juneteenth.

[Kate]

Happy Jim Juneteenth. What did you say earlier?

[Harley]

Happy Juneteenth. Did no one find that video but all the no girls dressed like Fortnite?

[David]

I guess not.

[Kate]

Try to find it.

[David]

We got a lot to talk about.

[Harley]

I'm on break.

[David]

Yeah, I, I. There's so many things that I added to the doc. Instagram reels and stuff. It was this whole week and it never got to it. So, you know, it is what it this. Hey, shout out to Sid. Be who said Happy Juneteenth. Anybody going down to Providence Pride tomorrow. Stay safe and happy break, y'.

[Galia]

All.

[David]

G N. Keep it up. Great job. Have fun at Pride.

[Kate]

I really wanted to go this year, but we're going to be on the road to Michigan, but crack it on tomorrow. So have a wonderful time.

[Harley]

Have a wonderful Shout Out.

[Kate]

There's a bar somewhere there that probably still does, like, rainbow shooters and a syringe. It's like all the colors of the rainbow and you just shoot it in your mouth. Try and find them.

[Galia]

Harley, is there a chance that the sorority bit it was AI.

[Harley]

Oh, that's possible. If it is, I got caught. If it was, I definitely got got.

[David]

Boomer alert.

[Harley]

Did someone find it?

[Kate]

That might be why it got.

[Harley]

Oh, no, it's actually wouldn't be. I wouldn't be offended. As a Boomer alert it would. It would be a very true tricky one.

[Kate]

Okay, okay. Oh, someone posted it on the subreddit. Posted someone on the subway.

[Harley]

I want to look for it, though.

[Kate]

Yeah. Okay.

[David]

All right, we'll find it. Piano Tune said, please come to Philly in July if you need an appropriately aged Philly Liaison. I'm 35.

[Kate]

Oh, we saw that one.

[David]

Oh, I got you, Harley.

[Kate]

Read that one.

[David]

Okay. Yeah. All right, cool. And finally, that's cool.

[Harley]

It's just me doing everything.

[David]

Yep. Finally, Rambo said last day before summer break vibes. Big thanks to Guarley Davidson and the Galia Experience.

[Kate]

Oh, yay. Well, I think this was a fabulous way to round out the first season. Thank you, Galia, for joining us.

[Galia]

Always. Thank you guys.

[Harley]

I found the link. Wish I I could.

[Kate]

Maybe our most. I clo. I closed my stream.

[Galia]

No one cares.

[Kate]

My screenshot.

[Harley]

I don't give a either. No, trust me. I'm clocked out. Wow.

[David]

I'm surprised. Harley, of all people who's like, oh, wait, the show's ending, but can we watch one more video, please?

[Kate]

Oh, like Dan. Like Dan halfway through super chats just starts doing like a whole warhammer thing. I was like, Dan of all people is trying to keep this show going longer anyway.

[Harley]

For me, if David was in charge, we would have been done at 7:30. Like he tried to end it.

[Galia]

So send it in WhatsApp and then we will start the show from it once we go in three weeks.

[Kate]

Yeah, it'll be fresh.

[Harley]

Also, there was opening WhatsApp for the month.

[Kate]

No, I'm. I'm literally taking it off my phone for at least the first week, so.

[Harley]

Oh, no, no, mine's gonna be there. I wanna. I want to know how hard I'm ignoring everything. And when we come back, it's. It's gonna take me two weeks to spin the wheels back up on WhatsApp. I'm gonna have to relearn.

[Galia]

How different is it gonna be exactly?

[Kate]

Thank you, Galia. That's what I was thinking, by the way. There was one more spinning at right now.

[David]

There was one more that came in. It was a $40 donation from Too Thick to Quit. Said congratulations to the entire head crew on 76 episodes. Every new episode somehow gets better than the last. Thank you for all the laughs, creativity and chaos you bring each time. Enjoy your time off. Thank you.

[Kate]

Thank you. Thank you so much.

[Harley]

Boarding for duty.

[Kate]

Harley, do you hear that? I think it's our. I think it's our outro. Music starting.

[Harley]

Goodbye, everyone.

[Kate]

I think it's our. I think it's our vacation starting right now. Thank you everybody. It's been so much fun.

[Harley]

Shout out to Galia for coming on. We love when you come on.

[Kate]

We love you, Galia. We will see you in three weeks. Bye, everybody. Don't forget about us. Please come back

[Galia]

them out.