Tate Brothers Arrested w/ Disturbing New Charges - H3 Show #287

Summary

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H3 Podcast #287: "Tate Brothers Arrested w/ Disturbing New Charges"

Date: July 20, 2026
Host: Ethan Klein
Co-hosts and Crew: Hila Klein, Dan, Joseph McBride, others

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Episode Overview

This episode centers on the shocking new criminal charges against Andrew and Tristan Tate. The H3 cast breaks down the international manhunt, their Miami arrest, the nature of the charges—now including child exploitation material—and reactions from the Tates’ legal team and right-wing supporters. Along the way, the team delivers their signature banter, roast the Tates’ fashion choices, and dissect the broader cultural reaction. Additional segments include the cast’s thoughts on the Odyssey movie, hilarious bits on birthdays and wildfires, and audience Q&A.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Tate Brothers’ Arrest and New Charges (14:26 — 80:00)

• Context & Timeline:

  • Andrew and Tristan Tate, already infamous for human trafficking and sex crimes, are arrested in Miami by federal authorities, facing extradition to the UK.
  • The new, shocking development: 19 additional charges for child sexual abuse material ("CSAM"/child pornography).

• Details on Charges:

  • Ethan: “You’d think human trafficking was the bottom of the barrel, but... They were hit with 19 charges of child porn. See Sam.” (15:25)
  • Dan: “How can it be worse than holding human trafficking?...But it turns out, they were hit with 19 charges of child porn.” (15:19)
  • The hosts express disbelief at the escalation and note these details were buried in most news headlines.

• Public & Media Reaction:

  • Many in the chat/audience weren't aware of the CSAM charges—media coverage focused on trafficking, not the specifics.
  • Ethan: “They’re not leading with that in the headlines for some reason. When you actually read what the charges are…19 charges. Shut up!” (17:01)

• The Arrest & Attire Roast:

  • The arrest was caught on video; crew members dwell on the brothers’ gaudy outfits:
    • “My boy is in the gayest outfit in Miami and that’s saying a lot.” (82:51)
    • Roasting the “painted-on” tight pants, visible cleavage, and “Pride Monk exclusive” looks.

• Legal Team & Press Conference Parody:

  • The Tates’ Miami lawyer Joseph McBride—who represented Keith Raniere (NXIVM) and many Jan 6th rioters—is clowned for his “alpha” aura, tight-pants sidekicks, delusional statements, and conspiracy-laced defenses.
  • “Any one of these trees, any one of these rocks could answer that question. Yes, it’s politically motivated.” — Joseph McBride (25:03)
  • “I believe my clients have support from every person who is a reasonably-minded person…” — McBride (28:55)

• Defensive Stances & Conspiracy Claims:

  • The legal team and supporters insist the UK’s extradition request is “political,” not criminal, retaliation:
    • “The process is the punishment,” and Tates are “political prisoners.”
  • McBride’s personal history (claims re: COVID vaccine, conspiracy of an attempt on his life via remote control BMW) are hilariously dissected (“This guy’s story just keeps getting more and more interesting…” 30:13).

• Solitary Confinement Debate:

  • Lawyer complains that the Tates are in solitary; hosts argue it’s likely protective custody due to the CSAM charges.
  • “I think he’s being held in solitary…probably standard procedure because of how frequently people that do that get [targeted in jail].” (46:46)
  • “I feel like he’s deploying this [solitary] argument completely cynically.” (48:11)

• Breaking News Update:

  • "[The Tates] have been denied bail and will remain in U.S. Federal custody until their hearing… Their next hearing [is] July 27th." (80:16)

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2. Right-Wing & Online Reaction (139:09 — 146:00)

• Sneako’s Response:

  • Sneako, formerly in the Tates’ orbit, now says “nobody listens to them anymore," the Matrix is after him, and calls prior defenders “retarded” (143:10).
  • Ethan and the crew roast Sneako’s flip-flopping: “So you went to the club with someone…a credibly accused trafficker and rapist? That’s crazy that you did that.” (144:16)

• Nick Fuentes & Others:

  • Fuentes claims prosecution of Tates would be a “national humiliation," goes on anti-Muslim, white-nationalist tangent about UK rape gangs vs. Tates (150:15–151:37).
  • Team ridicules the big leaps in logic: “This is the most pathetic whataboutism ever.” (160:16)

• Political Reactions:

  • Florida Governor Ron DeSantis’ social media: “No, Florida is not a place where you’re welcome…with that type of conduct here.” (130:07)
  • Florida AG: “Florida has zero tolerance for human trafficking.”
    • Hila: “Listen, the bars are low these days. At least saying that is something.” (133:37)

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3. Press Conference & Public Clout-Chasing

• Clowning Tates’ Team:
  • The “tight pants guy” (Justin Waller) gets relentless ribbing, with references to his desperation for clout and weird presence at the legal presser: “No reason for you to be at this press. Are you a lawyer?” (19:34)
  • “He’s such a clout chaser. Clout riding. You’re not part of the team.” (19:37)

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4. Fashion & Masculinity Bit (82:04 — 88:28)

• Outfit Analysis as Character Study:
  • “This isn’t just showing ankles. This is like 7/8 of your leg, right?” (87:14)
  • “Looking how he submits—so beta, so breedable. Take me, daddy, take me into the matrix.” (88:10)
  • Dan and Ethan riff on how the “Top G” gets arrested “in capris;” the internet dubs him “Bottom G.”

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5. Personal Stories, Banter & Community Bits

• Birthday Banter and Crew Updates (01:27, 57:40):

  • Harley’s 45th birthday, crew jokes about their ages.
  • True Crime update: Dan to co-host new episodes on Tuesdays.

• Shambhala Festival and Wildfires (5:33, 70:00):

  • Crew discusses upcoming Shambhala adventure, with concerns over Canadian wildfires.
  • Play-by-play breakdown of viral Canadian train wildfire video.

• Audience Advice: Labor & Delivery (10:00):

  • Audience member in labor receives practical/irreverent advice from Ethan & Hila.
    • Hila: “If your water broke, go right away to the hospital. If it didn’t, listen to what Ethan’s saying…” (10:40)
    • Ethan: “Where else are you gonna get the real ass than here?” (12:12)

• Movie Reviews—The Odyssey & Troy (168:00–179:00):

  • Segment starts at [168:00] after Tate discussion.
  • Mixed reactions to the new Odyssey adaptation.
    • Ethan: “I thought the way Odysseus was depicted was just kind of bothering me the whole time.”
    • Hila: “I enjoyed it. I had minor problems with the cast… Zendaya’s character could have been anyone.”
    • High points: supernatural elements, Anne Hathaway’s performance.
    • Lowlights: stunt casting (Zendaya, Tom Holland, etc.), lack of cunning by Odysseus.

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6. Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On Charges:
  • Ethan (reading the news): “My eyes got real wide when I saw that part of the article…” (15:40)
• On Conspiracy Defenses:
  • Dan: “Any one of these trees, any one of these rocks could answer that question.” — mocking Tate’s lawyer (25:03)
• On Outfits:
  • Dan: “My boy is in the gayest outfit in Miami, and that’s saying a lot.” (82:51)
  • Hila: “This is more than skinny jeans. This is like painted tights, like yoga tights.” (90:14)
• On Masculinity:
  • Ethan (on Tates’ submission during arrest): “So submissive, so breedable.” (88:10)
• On Legal Representation:
  • Ethan: “He was Keith Raniere’s attorney. The Nexium guy…Well, he has a great track record for his clients. Right. Keith, of course, was famously let go. Oh, wow—wait, that’s not true.” (26:29)
• On Solitary Custody:
  • Dan: “I feel like that means they’re really out for him if he going straight to solitary.” (46:58)
• On Right-Wing Grifting:
  • Dan: “This is the most pathetic whataboutism ever. Holy shit.” (160:16)
  • Ethan: “The only time [Patrick Bet David] gets views is when Andrew’s on his show.” (161:28)

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7. Timestamps for Key Segments

• [14:26] – Shift from intro banter to main "Tate Brothers Arrested" topic
• [15:07–17:07] – Breakdown of new charges, media analysis
• [19:04–33:00+] – Press conference, clowning Tate lawyer, legal team
• [46:46–50:10] – Solitary confinement/legal drama
• [80:16] – Breaking news: Tates denied bail; next hearing date
• [82:04–90:48] – Fashion segment: arrest visuals, “Bottom G” fit
• [139:09–146:00] – Reaction roundup: Sneako, Fuentes, right-wing circles
• [168:00–179:00] – Odyssey movie review
• [191:00+] – Paris Hilton “troubled teen” exposé & school closures

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8. Notable Audience and Side Bits

• Audience Advice Segments: See [10:00–14:11] for practical childbirth/labor tips with characteristic H3 humor.
• Crew banter: Discussion of fire safety, life insurance gags, and Shambhala anticipation.
• Regular Q&A: Throughout, hosts field superchats—addressing everything from labor to movie screening formats.

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Tone & Style

• The show keeps a sharp, irreverent, but incisive tone—combining genuine shock at the legal escalation, outrage at abuse, and relentless mockery of the Tates’ public personas, their legal/PR strategies, and the right-wing media apparatus.
• Silliness (e.g., “So breedable,” “painted-on jeans,” “Bottom G”) alternates with nuanced discussion, especially when debating criminal justice, solitary confinement, and the failures of media reporting.
• The crew often riff in-character as lawyers, clout-chasers, or the Tates themselves, plus frequent asides, impressions, and visual roasted commentary.

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a definitive H3 “scandal break,” marshaling research, sketches, and group improv to take down one of the internet’s most notorious “alpha male” acts as their legal life comes undone. While the Tates’ defenders call the process a witch-hunt, Ethan and co. have only sharp-eyed ridicule—and invite the viewers along for every new humiliation.

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For True Crime fans & internet culture watchers: this episode is a must-listen.
For Tate fans? Prepare for a thorough dunking.

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Transcript

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[Dan]

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[Ethan Klein]

Wow.

[Dan]

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[Ethan Klein]

More on that later.

[Dan]

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[Ethan Klein]

Your way around some meat.

[Dan]

I want to give a happy birthday to Harl's gnarly Harls Barkley Harley. Happy birthday, crew member co host of After Dark. Today is turning 45.

[Ethan Klein]

Wow.

[Dan]

Which is very exciting. And I'm happy for him.

[Ethan Klein]

You're just happy you're not the oldest.

[Dan]

Well, that's true. Not even close, frankly.

[Hila Klein]

Wait, that's not an exaggeration.

[Dan]

No, I think He's. Yeah, he's 45 for sure. Why? You thought he was younger or you thought I was older?

[Ethan Klein]

You look older. Somewhere in the middle.

[Dan]

Yeah, no, he's. He's. He's significantly older than me, but that is what it is.

[Ethan Klein]

Guys, take a moment to shout out Hitler.

[Dan]

That's not appropriate, not necessary for your birthday shout out.

[Ethan Klein]

So I did not know that his birthday was in such close proximity to mine. We're like almost birthday twins.

[Dan]

Oh, my God. You guys are like.

[Hila Klein]

So yours is on Tuesday.

[Ethan Klein]

It's tomorrow.

[Dan]

Oh, my God, What a time of year.

[Ethan Klein]

Wow.

[Dan]

July is time for the boys.

[Hila Klein]

And that's right.

[Ethan Klein]

It's a big one. Let me tell you. I will be turning 23.

[Dan]

Wow.

[Hila Klein]

Wow.

[Dan]

I almost got rent a car without

[Ethan Klein]

a. I can't wait, dude.

[Dan]

At a premium.

[Ethan Klein]

Can't Wait.

[Dan]

Very exciting.

[Ethan Klein]

The best part by far.

[Dan]

Let me check in with the people. I gotta. I got a light.

[Hila Klein]

Hi.

[Dan]

This you think? Ethan Klein speaking. How can I help you? Yo. Seriously. Yes, sir. How can I help you? What's up, Ethan? Hey, how are you? It's a good Nate. Say what? It's good Nate. Oh, finally. A good Nate.

[Ethan Klein]

Finally.

[Dan]

What's the good news? Good Nate.

[Hila Klein]

Sorry, I don't know.

[Dan]

We're just chilling. All right, cool. Well, it's way too early in the show for a call like this, but I appreciate you. Thank you.

[Hila Klein]

Call later.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dan]

Not now.

[Ethan Klein]

That was. That was wise.

[Dan]

He's good name, but boring name.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, we don't know.

[Dan]

Well, I mean, he had his moment at the top of the show. It was Nate. I can't. I can't, I can't.

[Ethan Klein]

You know, he was caught a little off guard. He's caught a little off guard.

[Dan]

I mean, he's on the.

[Hila Klein]

Okay.

[Dan]

Howard would just be like, come on,

[Ethan Klein]

get on with it.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, Yell it. Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

He's like, what do you want? I like that approach.

[Dan]

Yeah, he's embraced that. He's very mean to his callers. Not always, but you got to be. You have to be firm with. Yeah, you're.

[Ethan Klein]

We're on track here.

[Dan]

Anyway, speaking of staying on track, so. Happy birthday to Harley and happy birthday. Actually, tomorrow is True Crime, and I'm excited to announce that I will be joining them. I think not just tomorrow, but every Tuesday. Oh, I love True crime. I love what they're doing. And I am going to sit in True twos.

[Hila Klein]

My fame.

[Dan]

Oh, okay.

[Hila Klein]

If you're going to join. If you're going to join Tuesday, fam.

[Dan]

For my life, Stogie. I don't know what they say.

[Ethan Klein]

For my life.

[Hila Klein]

So true twos, fam.

[Dan]

True twos, fam. Yeah. So I'll be here on. I'll be here tomorrow. We're gonna do a. It's about the murder. The guy who killed his wife and son. Did he kill his son? I don't know. The guy's a. Yeah. I think he's so crazy, like, being accused of his son and daughter.

[Hila Klein]

I mean, sorry.

[Dan]

Son and wife. Yeah, yeah. Son and wife murder. It was murder in there, so. And I guess the update is he's his trials happening. But regardless, it's going to be a fun episode. Lots of murder and bloodshed and.

[Ethan Klein]

That doesn't sound fun.

[Dan]

Family violence and.

[Ethan Klein]

Sounds really dark.

[Dan]

Tune in. It's going to be a lot of fun.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, that's great.

[Dan]

We're going to have a lot of fun with that.

[Ethan Klein]

Speaking of family violence, saw the Odyssey this weekend.

[Hila Klein]

Us too.

[Dan]

We. I. I saw two. Before we do that, there's just a few show keeping things. Shambhala week.

[Ethan Klein]

We don't have to get into it.

[Dan]

No, I do want to get into it, but I want to say Shambhala week. Ab. Very excited for what you've got planned there. I heard. I see the gear is out. Yeah, I saw the plural. The plur beads are out. Huh. I saw the acid tabs on your desk.

[Hila Klein]

Yep.

[Dan]

Candy flipping this weekend. We'll see. Harley has to show me the rope, so I'm just. Whatever he. Whatever he's doing, I'm just following.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, Ab, as far as I am aware, you know, he's not like a hard drug kind of guy, so he should definitely start with candy.

[Dan]

Yeah. Do you know what candy flipping is? Nope. That's why acid and MDMA combined. Nice. For beginners. I haven't done it.

[Ethan Klein]

It's definitely for beginners.

[Dan]

I haven't done either, so. Actually, me and Hila did that once and it was probably the worst I've ever felt after coming down from a drug.

[Ethan Klein]

Really?

[Dan]

Yeah, it was.

[Ethan Klein]

Cause I used to not candy flip. I used to hippy flip.

[Dan]

What is that?

[Ethan Klein]

That's shrooms in MDMA shroom.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Ethan Klein]

And that is some of the most fun I've ever had. Don't do drugs, kids. I'm not endorsing that. But it was.

[Dan]

Or do it. I don't care. But just be responsible.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, be responsible.

[Dan]

Just don't. Whatever you do, just don't take two more drugs at the same time. That's crazy.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Right?

[Dan]

Unless. But it can be really fun.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah. Yeah. According to Dan, it was something Indian.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, I don't know how that's relevant. I never said that.

[Dan]

Strange comment. Tomorrow. Nonetheless, thank you for contributing to the conversation. Yeah. So when. So give me the schedule. What's. What's on the docket for uab? So we leave Wednesday morning and we come back. If we make it next Tuesday. If we come back at all. Yeah. God, that's six days we're going to the airport and that one dude that I showed last week is going to pick us up and drive us there.

[Hila Klein]

Does it still look the same? Did you get an update?

[Dan]

I haven't got an update. Yeah, I think you got probably crazier looking now. Yeah, we'll see. Yeah.

[Hila Klein]

I'm excited. Scary.

[Dan]

I'm excited, too.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm very excited for you.

[Dan]

I'M excited.

[Ethan Klein]

I think it's going to be a really good time. And I think the fish out of water element of AB there is going to be very entertaining.

[Dan]

Totally. And, like, you're a sober guy, jokes aside. And I think that's gonna be really funny.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Just see you out there. Yeah, we'll see. You know, when me and Olivia went to go do the free Britney segment. Yeah. I was so anxious doing that, which was nothing. It was just me and Olivia that I. One of my glasses, one of the lens fell out and I didn't notice, like, the whole fucking day. Oh, I remember, like half the. That's.

[Ethan Klein]

That's.

[Dan]

That's how distracted I get without a lens. Well, in Shambhala, you'll just fit right in. Yeah. Yo, you've got one lens, dude.

[Joseph McBride]

Sick.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. Nobody's question.

[Dan]

We only see the true nature of reality with one eye on our forehead. That's what you mean, huh? Anyway, I don't know what goes on there, but we'll find out.

[Ethan Klein]

By the way, the real. The real Ned Schneider here just donated and said. I have to tell you, this entire time, I thought Shambhala was a Jewish holiday. I was so confused for a while.

[Dan]

I'll be honest, I didn't know what the fuck Shambhala was. It sounds like made up. I thought it was something Harley made up for a joke.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, I kind of had that impression, too.

[Dan]

You're going to get high at Shambhala. Have a crazy week. I was like, oh, it just sounds funny. And it's a. But it's a real thing.

[Ethan Klein]

It's a real thing.

[Dan]

Yeah. Anyhow, so there's that going on. You're just supposed to say, well, yeah, like, yeah, of course you're going to.

[Hila Klein]

I don't know.

[Dan]

I don't. Listen, Zach, you can't understand me as it is. You don't need to throw those in there.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, it's already playing on Hard Mode.

[Dan]

What else we got? Crew. Oh, yeah. So all. And me and Hilo are going to be gone, of course, Thursday, Friday for Oliver's memorial, which will be live 7pm on Saturday.

[Hila Klein]

Saturday night.

[Ethan Klein]

Yes.

[Dan]

So tune into that.

[Ethan Klein]

And the crew here will be holding it down, though, for.

[Dan]

Yes.

[Ethan Klein]

The Thursday episode.

[Dan]

Yes.

[Ethan Klein]

For members. And after dark, we'll be here for Friday. So there'll still be shows every day this week, people.

[Dan]

Yeah. So thank you to the crew, by the way, for covering. I really appreciate that. So we'll have content the whole way through. But yeah, tune in because me and you will see Us.

[Hila Klein]

Okay, we got a super chat. We gotta read. She's three day past her due date and she just started feeling contractions.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh my gosh.

[Hila Klein]

My husband and I get us.

[Ethan Klein]

It's happening.

[Hila Klein]

Good luck with labor and delivery. This is our firstborn, a boy. And we're naming him Cameron. Oh, Camelie.

[Dan]

What's her name?

[Ethan Klein]

It's.

[Hila Klein]

Hey, it's Kristen.

[Dan]

Okay, Kristen, this is urgent. Here's what you need to do. First of all, this was good advice for most people, but not hila because she had a baby in the, in the toilet almost. But go to the. Go take a shower. Take a warm shower. You're going to be in contractions for a long time. Don't panic. Go take a shower because you're going to be in a hospital bed for a long time.

[Hila Klein]

Hold on, let me pause you for a sec. It's a big difference if your water broke or not. If your water broke, go right away to the hospital. If it didn't. If it didn't. Listen to what Ethan's saying. Cameron.

[Dan]

I'm assuming her water didn't break because she just said she's gone into contraction.

[Hila Klein]

She didn't mention it.

[Dan]

So get in the shower, get nice, feel good, get all your stuff together. You know what I mean? Don't rush. Maybe get a snack or something before you head to the hospital. Fill your belly. Because hospital food, no matter what is just terrible. You're going to hate it. It's awful. Most likely, especially if it's your first kid. You're going to be in contractions. You're going to be in like waiting in labor, free labor for. For a long time. Right. So most likely bring your steam deck and whatever.

[Hila Klein]

And you don't, you don't need to pack a lot of stuff for the baby. They already have there everything.

[Dan]

That's also true.

[Hila Klein]

The diaper don't like carry so much.

[Dan]

The swaddles everything.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, they have everything you need. Really? You don't need to bring that much with you?

[Dan]

Yeah, we brought way too much stuff the first time.

[Hila Klein]

You know the only thing that I did like and that is a good advice is to bring adult diapers with you for you. They are more comfortable than what the hospital will give you, which is like a mesh underwear. That's kind of thing.

[Dan]

That's the ultimate tip right there.

[Hila Klein]

Adult diapers are better.

[Dan]

Send your husband out to get some depends, you know what I mean? And just, just know that once it's. Once it's done, you're gonna forget it all. All the crappy parts of it.

[Ethan Klein]

Where else are you gonna get the real ass than here on the age.

[Dan]

How much did they donate?

[Hila Klein]

I didn't check. I just. I saw an urgent comment. I just read it.

[Dan]

There it is.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dan]

And don't forget the.

[Ethan Klein]

The husband's also suffering too, during this entire time.

[Dan]

Before you guys go, consider rubbing his back and Feet. Feet. It's, it's.

[Ethan Klein]

It's tough for the husband too.

[Hila Klein]

And when. When it gets super painful, ask for epidural. But yeah, also watch for your husband. It's gonna, you know, it's really hard for the men to watch.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Hila Klein]

Consider that they have to wait outside the room.

[Ethan Klein]

It's not about that. It's more about sleeping on the couch.

[Dan]

That's kind of really tough.

[Ethan Klein]

It's really hard. A lot of men suffer through.

[Dan]

I feel like I slept on the floor the first time. Wow. No, no, no. When you were in the pre labor room.

[Hila Klein]

Slept on the floor.

[Ethan Klein]

She's just making.

[Dan]

Or was it like a really low chair?

[Hila Klein]

That's the chair.

[Dan]

Because it was a tiny, stupid chair.

[Hila Klein]

It's a stupid chair. I don't know why they do that.

[Dan]

Delivery chair.

[Hila Klein]

Right?

[Dan]

The delivery. You just sit there and watch.

[Ethan Klein]

Were you by the doctor, dude?

[Dan]

I don't know. But were you also jerking off in it or is that just me? They looked at me weird, but they didn't stop me.

[Hila Klein]

That's a.

[Ethan Klein]

It's. There'd be a HIPAA violation.

[Dan]

That's how I cope. This is how I cope with stress, anxiety, masturbation. Can they give you an epidural for the chair if, like, the husband's really uncomfortable? Not a bad idea.

[Hila Klein]

Can we get some morphine here? Some painkillers for the husband?

[Dan]

But I, I highly recommend the epidural. But obviously it's up to you if you want to do natural. Hila did it both ways. The one way you did it natural is just because you didn't have time because it happened so fast. But yeah, if you want to do it, and I recommend it, talk to the doctor and make sure. Because there's a certain point you get past where they can't give it to you anymore. So talk to the doctor and tell them early that you want to do.

[Hila Klein]

Should be like, as soon as the pain, the pain starts to feel unbearable, just ask for it right away.

[Dan]

There it is. That's the advice. Good luck. You guys are gonna be great. You're gonna do great.

[Hila Klein]

You're gonna be great and have a healthy baby. In the end, that's all that matters.

[Dan]

Yeah, there it is. So we got all that going on and yada yada, Bob's your uncle. Hey, that's all I have to say about that headline today is the Tate brothers finally got posted. We've all been waiting for this and

[Ethan Klein]

way longer than I thought we'd be waiting, but my goodness.

[Dan]

Well, I was starting to think it might not happen. And frankly, they were too. They were feeling a little too comfortable. No, they finally got picked up by the authorities in Miami. That's the. And they're being extradited to the uk, which is the one place they've already been wanted for. For R wording.

[Ethan Klein]

R R word. And new charges. Well, the new charges, they've really outdone themselves, those Tate brothers, because this got significantly worse somehow.

[Dan]

Well, I don't know. How can it be worse than holding human trafficking?

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, you'd think know that's pretty much bottom of the barrel. But it turns out they were hit with 19 charges of child porn. See Sam.

[Dan]

See Sam.

[Ethan Klein]

See Sam. Gay to bang Hulk Hogan with a pussy.

[Dan]

Dude. What?

[Ethan Klein]

Megan Fox with a dick. So, yeah, my. My eyes got real wide when I saw that part of the article because, I mean, we've known about the sex trafficking stuff for four or five years now. Yeah, but this was new information to me, at least.

[Dan]

Here it says, andrew Tate faces additional charges for offenses relating to indecent images of child and extreme pornography, according to UK authorities. That sounds really disgusting.

[Ethan Klein]

Really bad.

[Dan]

And listen, I'm sure the worst people are still gonna find a way to defend it. Defend him?

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, I'm only 16.

[Dan]

That's like, give a. Yeah, exactly. I mean, exactly.

[Hila Klein]

Right?

[Dan]

That's the guy. Are we really surprised? But we were blessed and fortunate enough to have it all on video. His arrest. Hell yeah. And it's all pretty entertaining. So good for us. Good for us.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. It seems looking at the chat, a lot of the audience was not aware of that. It really was not emphasized in the headlines about them being arrested. It wasn't until I opened the article and started reading that I got to that part. I was like, wait, what? That's.

[Dan]

Oh, really? That's the video I saw right off the bat is them being arrested.

[Ethan Klein]

No, not the arrest part. I'm saying the CSAM stuff.

[Dan]

Oh, the CSAM stuff I didn't hear about at all until.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, they're not leading with that in the headlines for some reason, but when you actually read what the charges are, it's.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

And not what, 19 charges.

[Dan]

Shut up.

[Ethan Klein]

So not going to shut up.

[Dan]

So just as we were going live, there was a live feed of the court hearing, apparently. So they're trying to appeal being extradited, obviously, Right?

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, they're trying to fight it.

[Dan]

So there was a hearing. Is there anything worth watching in here?

[Ethan Klein]

It happened like right before we went live. All I saw was that. Yeah, right there.

[Dan]

His attorney looks like him.

[Ethan Klein]

His attorney looks like him. And then also your. Your favorite dude, the. The tight pants guy.

[Dan]

Why the fuck is he at the press here?

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know, but he's there for some reason, y'.

[Joseph McBride]

All.

[Ethan Klein]

What is his name? Jess See something.

[Dan]

Oh, that Jess Wellings, maybe. Yeah, that's the guy who's like, yeah, no, I'm in an open relationship and my wife loves it. And she's like, that's really good. Really happy. Let's see, here comes the. The posse of degenerate.

[Ethan Klein]

The league of extraordinary gentlemen.

[Dan]

Yeah, exactly. Wait, Jesse Wellens is the prankster? Never mind.

[Hila Klein]

Jesse Wellens is the prankster.

[Ethan Klein]

I think it is Wellens something.

[Dan]

Honestly, it's only fitting that we don't even know his name. He's literally just tight pants guy. He's the type.

[Hila Klein]

Pants. No, but we know Jesse Wellens.

[Dan]

Yeah. Shout out Jesse Wellens. I mean, Jewish prankster. Oh, good. Sure is.

[Ethan Klein]

Do we have. This is an ancient sound bite. But is there the sound bite of him collapsing under the pressure when he was doing that video game presentation? That might be too old.

[Hila Klein]

That is so.

[Ethan Klein]

That was like an ancient show meme. But my God, that was fun.

[Dan]

What do you want to do with it?

[Ethan Klein]

I was just wondering if Zach still had that somewhere in the archive. I don't recall ever pulling that. Maybe it was never even pulled. Maybe it was too early even.

[Hila Klein]

Like a sound bite.

[Ethan Klein]

It might have been pre Zach. That's how old it is. I know the clip you're talking about, right?

[Dan]

Isn't it? We should probably watch that every couple years. Yeah, we can. We can watch it.

[Ethan Klein]

It's an all timer.

[Dan]

Yeah, but anyway, here comes the. The. The goons squad and I don't know anything about Tight Pan. I don't know his name, but I've been trying to get him to call in.

[Hila Klein]

He was in the Louis Theroid documentary, right?

[Dan]

Yeah, he was kind of like the number one biggest loser idiot in it.

[Hila Klein]

He was willing to talk more.

[Ethan Klein]

So he was kind of Justin Wells, somebody said in the chat. Is that it?

[Hila Klein]

Maybe yes, maybe no.

[Ethan Klein]

It's not. That's. That's some singer, songwriter guy.

[Dan]

Who cares Honestly.

[Ethan Klein]

All right, yeah, fuck it.

[Hila Klein]

It's tight pants pants guy.

[Dan]

He's such a clout chaser. Like, there is no reason for you to be at this press. Like, are you a lawyer who are going to jail? This is my chance to be top G, top boy.

[Ethan Klein]

Maybe that is the plan. He's trying to move in on the. Yeah, because Territory.

[Dan]

Obviously, you're just clout. Clout riding. You don't have to be at the conference, bro. Give me a break. You're not on the legal team, bro. You're not part of the team.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, people are saying his name in the chat. But you know what?

[Dan]

I'm not gonna wait.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm not gonna tell you what it is.

[Dan]

Don't even tell me. It's like Milhouse.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, exactly.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Yo, his attorney looks like another, like, red pill alpha dude.

[Hila Klein]

Yes.

[Dan]

The guy who went to jail for, like, beating his wife up or something recently.

[Ethan Klein]

That's so hard to get.

[Dan]

Oh, yeah, you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy was a convict. Yes. He. So awesome that they found an attorney like this.

[Ethan Klein]

Good evening, everyone.

[Joseph McBride]

So today went as expected. There was never gonna be any fireworks today. Today wasn't about controversy. Today was about just enforcing Mr. Tate's. Andrew and Tristan Tate's rights and objecting to the extradition process. We are, of course, objecting to extradition because Andrew and Tristan are innocent. They've never done nothing wrong.

[Ethan Klein]

Never done anything.

[Dan]

Nothing wrong.

[Ethan Klein]

Hey, they never did nothing wrong.

[Dan]

Come on. Yeah, I went to Harvard Law.

[Hila Klein]

They didn't have nobody.

[Dan]

Hey, now let me talk to my friend Justin. Well, in here. What you got to say there?

[Ethan Klein]

Poor Justin. Well, and this. This random folk singer songwriter.

[Dan]

I just want to say that I've never seen a man squeeze into tighter pants other than myself, and I really respect it. And I don't think anyone like that could have done anything wrong. Your Honor, I see you've got on some tight pants. Respect. Not as tight, but pretty tight.

[Joseph McBride]

They shouldn't be extradited for crimes they did not commit.

[Dan]

This guy is literally like, oh, you're going to jail. He's that type of attorney. You're like, boy's going to jail. Yeah, they didn't do nothing.

[Ethan Klein]

Hey, come on. They didn't do nothing.

[Dan]

What are you talking about? Listen, if they didn't do anything, let them. Let them stand trial in uk. Let them get off there.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Joseph McBride]

They're entitled to have their day of court that we've been litigating the case for for three years in Palm beach county in Florida, so we're fighting our tradition. We've assembled the team here.

[Ethan Klein]

She's everywhere.

[Dan]

We've assembled a team of great men. Take my friend Justin Weller. Very tight pants, zero education. Actually, the tight pants might be causing circulation.

[Ethan Klein]

I was about to say it's cutting off some blood for sure.

[Dan]

Could be a problem.

[Joseph McBride]

From the Hoy Blacks prestigious firm. The honorable in since passed on Roy Black. He's a legend. And they're here. They have joined our team. We have a competent team. We have a wonderful team. We're looking forward to getting the best possible results under the sun. Proceedings have now started in this courtroom, so I am less liberal with what I'm able to say, but if you have any questions for me, I'll do my best to answer.

[Dan]

Now, genuinely tell me why this guy is here, other than clout farming. Who invited this guy?

[Ethan Klein]

He might be part of the legal team.

[Hila Klein]

Man. Oh my God.

[Dan]

I don't know to what capacity. He's not a lawyer, so. Okay, fair.

[Joseph McBride]

Fair them in a way that's respectful of your time, of our time, and of the court processes. Go ahead.

[Dan]

Acknowledging in court that the brothers reviewed the complaint with them.

[Ethan Klein]

Could you explain their first reaction to these allegations?

[Joseph McBride]

The allegations. Their first reaction to the allegations is the first reaction that any innocent man or woman.

[Dan]

Ridiculous.

[Joseph McBride]

It's. It's garbage. It's a stitch up job. They're after us to punish us with the process. The process is the punishment. When you drag somebody's name through the media, when you slander them, when you defame them, when you accuse them of heinous and terrible allegations, the process becomes the punishment until you can clear.

[Dan]

I mean, it's the women accusing him. Lots of them.

[Ethan Klein]

Right?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Across.

[Dan]

Hey. How dare you to besmirch Andrew Tate's good name. He had an impeccable reputation. Their name.

[Joseph McBride]

They've been clearing their names domestically and abroad for years. This is just the next logical conclusion in that. In that situation. Keir Steiner just retired or is retiring. I'm sure he's mad that Andrew and Tristan Tate had a lot to do with his fall in Great Britain and there's a new guy in there right now. But this, this is the last vestige of attack of a Prime Minister who didn't do a good job and he continues to do bad work. And I'll just leave it there.

[Dan]

It's political. It's political.

[Ethan Klein]

Keir Starmer. His dying gasp as Prime Minister of the country was. Take out the tape. Brothers, please. It's my final, my final wish.

[Dan]

So stupid.

[Joseph McBride]

Innocent until proven guilty. We're going to let the court process play out here the way that it should. We're happy to be here, Mr. McBride.

[Ethan Klein]

The US UK trust allows an exception for extradition if the charges are politically motivated.

[Joseph McBride]

Right? Politically motivated. I think any. Any one of these trees, any one of these rocks could answer that question. Yes, it's politically motivated.

[Dan]

Trees and rocks are answering what. What's. Okay, but, like, explain how it's politically motivated other than just saying it is question about it.

[Joseph McBride]

These guys went to D.C. to exercise their First Amendment rights. They met with members of Congress as private citizens.

[Dan]

Right.

[Joseph McBride]

They met with friends in Washington, D.C. they walked the grounds of the Capitol, and three days later, they're in the jumpsuit. You do the math.

[Ethan Klein]

Many tools.

[Dan]

Yo. That was slot. What was. That was aggressive jumpsuit.

[Joseph McBride]

You do them?

[Dan]

No, you could just do that. They're just like. And my mic in the middle of the conference. That's awesome. News Nation taking over. Oh, he really just put that on top of the other mic.

[Ethan Klein]

What a dick, bro.

[Dan]

You got to get it done. That's the man I want operating my mic. It's like your audio.

[Joseph McBride]

One of the ways that we'll ask you. I'm not going to give away our entire arguments here, but we're certainly going to say that there are special circumstances. We're certainly going to use a totality of the circumstances argument, and that will be one of the things that we argue for certain.

[Dan]

Oh, my God.

[Ethan Klein]

Your Honor. Guys, he exposed the matrix.

[Dan]

So I just looked into this attorney. He was Keith Rainier's attorney.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, no way.

[Dan]

The Nexium guy? Yeah.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, my God.

[Dan]

Well, he has a great track record for his clients. Right. Heath, of course, was famously let go. Oh, wow. Wait, that's not true. No. He's in jail, isn't he? I believe.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, no.

[Dan]

This dude also represented a lot of the January Six riders.

[Ethan Klein]

Fuck yeah. Winner. Most of those did go to jail as well, by the way, only to later be pardoned.

[Dan]

He's like, listen, all my clients are currently in jail, but it's not going to be the same for you, Andrew. Keith raniere's jail sentence, 120 years. Oh. So he did a really good job for him. 120 years and 1.7 million fine years. They wanted to give him 200, but I got him down to 120. He's very happy with the results. Oh, I didn't mean to close it. I'm enjoying his attorney, actually, quite a bit.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Joseph McBride]

Yeah.

[Dan]

This is good.

[Ethan Klein]

Stuff.

[Joseph McBride]

And objecting to the extradition process. We are, of course, objecting to extradition because Andrew and Tristan are innocent. Proceedings have now started in this courtroom. So I am laid less liberal with what.

[Dan]

Let me just find. When the mic pops.

[Joseph McBride]

Any one of these trees or any one of these rocks could answer that question.

[Dan]

That would be exactly.

[Joseph McBride]

Yeah. Size there shouldn't. Are you a rock? What?

[Dan]

Are you a rock? Even the rocks know he's innocent.

[Joseph McBride]

We're certainly going to use a totality of the circumstances argument and that will be one of the things that we argue for certain. Yes, sir.

[Dan]

It will be up to the Trump

[Ethan Klein]

administration and Secretary of State to decide to sign off on extradition.

[Dan]

What do you believe the administration this

[Ethan Klein]

year without this time?

[Joseph McBride]

Well, I appreciate your question. I see where you're going with it. You know, you're fast voting for the end of the process. What's important to do now is focus on what's here and now, what's before us. We have to go in there. We just. We have a conference coming up in a few days. We're going to set a briefing schedule. We'll make our arguments before the court. We'll see what this judge does. I don't want to make political statements about the administration when right now. That's the executive branch and we're here in front of the judicial branch. And I want to be mindful and respectful of the people that we're in front of here.

[Ethan Klein]

Do you believe your clients have support?

[Joseph McBride]

I believe that my clients have support from every person who's a reasonably minded person, whether they're any.

[Dan]

Are you reasonable? What are you not? What are you not reasonable? The rocks in the trees. And everybody reasonable knows this man's innocent.

[Joseph McBride]

Come on, elected or not elected, everybody knows that Andrew and Tristan Ted are innocent.

[Ethan Klein]

I love that he's leaning on the rock.

[Joseph McBride]

Yes.

[Ethan Klein]

It's awesome.

[Dan]

Wow. This guy is like a prolific January 6th defender. He. Let's see. He has directly represented more than 20 defendants and consulted on roughly 50 others in cases sending from the January 6th riots.

[Ethan Klein]

Nice.

[Dan]

So based epic legend king.

[Ethan Klein]

Absolutely.

[Dan]

And he's gotten them all off. They're all. None of them went to jail.

[Ethan Klein]

None of them went to jail. They're all very happy now, too. Living big turnaround, big positive lives thanks

[Dan]

to him and all of you and all the rocks and trees. Oh. He also claims that he experienced Lyme disease, Rocky Mountain spotted fever, the Epstein Barr virus. What the fuck is that? Epstein virus. Lupus and long Covid. Sounds like it. After being vaccinated for COVID 19. No lupus. So he gets so this.

[Ethan Klein]

So he got like unrelated diseases from the vaccine.

[Dan]

According to this Wikipedia article, this poor guy suffering. Sounds weak to me that my boy's collecting like chronic diseases. Like infinity stones. Like, bro, grow up. Eat more meat.

[Ethan Klein]

Grow up.

[Dan]

Dude, are you not eating enough meat? Coward.

[Ethan Klein]

I got like five of those vaccines and I'm chilling, Dude, I got lupus,

[Dan]

I have Lyme disease, I got no chronic illnesses. And I'm fuck. And I'm Ashkenazi Jew. Your mortal enemy.

[Ethan Klein]

Carnivore. Chronic illnesses?

[Dan]

Not that I know of. I pro. I mean, not that I've been able to diagnose yet. Okay, dude, this guy's story just keeps getting more and more interesting. He said that someone attempted to assassinate him after representing the January 6th. But get this. By remote, taking control of his BMW X5. Oh, yeah. Is 8. Is X5 even like a super advanced car that you can.

[Ethan Klein]

It doesn't matter, bro. It's in all the cars. Every car made after 2001.

[Dan]

Does it even have self driving? He said his car was only driving reverse and that he drove from the 4 McHenry Tunnel to Washington DC. Sorry, that was me. Go ahead. He said that his car was forced to drive 39 miles in reverse. This guy's full of. In reverse. 39 miles? What the hell?

[Ethan Klein]

That sounds this. I'm just speculating, but could there be some alcohol involved in that story? You remember recently, there was a story of some cop who claimed that he teleported like 20 miles in his car, and then it just turned out that he was just like drunk driving and he made up some like elaborate story about teleported.

[Dan]

Well, according to pnp, that's still better than admitting you did it.

[Ethan Klein]

True.

[Dan]

Let's go.

[Ethan Klein]

Let's go.

[Dan]

Yeah, let's go. Anyhow, this guy's great. I mean, a fitting lawyer. His name is Joseph McBride.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, I like Joe.

[Dan]

I like my brides. I like a McBride Joe. Just. Just 18. That's what they call. Oh, God. That's what he looks. He looks different. It's the glasses. Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

No, this photo is also just the Blaze. As on. It's okay.

[Dan]

Look at this idiot. Why is that? What are you doing, dude? Oh, God. Because he's there in his arrest video, which you guys will see, but he really is just soaking up all the cloud, baby. Give it all. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Joseph McBride]

What are you doing?

[Dan]

What's he doing? He's wiping his face down.

[Ethan Klein]

Did he call for somebody to.

[Dan]

What's Happening. You feeling a little greasy there, buddy? The was that. Yeah, he just wiped his face, did a line look. He has his own little vlog going. Oh yeah. Oh, he's so clout farming. This is crazy.

[Ethan Klein]

Hold on.

[Dan]

Go to his channel. Oh, wait, no. This just happened. Okay.

[Ethan Klein]

Like yeah, an hour ago.

[Dan]

He's probably. I bet you that's up like by the. Before the show's over.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, could be.

[Dan]

I'll keep an eye. He was throwing me chocolates.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Dan]

Dove. Dove. Dark chocolate.

[Ethan Klein]

Dove. The soap chocolate.

[Dan]

I mean D O V E. Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know why striking you right now. Are you about to eat some soap, dude?

[Dan]

No, I know this brand.

[Hila Klein]

I don't know why there the d. Chocolate.

[Ethan Klein]

Chocolate. Dude, that autofocus auto rack focus to hila when she spoke the chocolate.

[Dan]

This is awesome. I love this story. It's so much fun. Yeah. Keep an eye on his channel. I bet you it's up. I bet you it's up. Dude. I'll keep an eye. God damn. I keep closing it. I want to keep watching it. It's so good. Fuck. Stop.

[Joseph McBride]

Yes. Good.

[Dan]

On we go.

[Ethan Klein]

Stop it, dude.

[Joseph McBride]

Can comment about the potential allegations that come from. From. From these ladies.

[Dan]

One last point from these ladies, sir.

[Hila Klein]

They're.

[Dan]

They're 12 ladies. Fully grown, post puberty lady.

[Joseph McBride]

In any case, what I can say is that we have a defamation lawsuit against women. Crap. Most people who see this for what it is know that it is the same exact thing. Anybody else?

[Dan]

No, sorry. Yeah. Here's where he wipes his face.

[Ethan Klein]

Some don't seem to have an intersection with politics. A little bit more why you're positioning.

[Joseph McBride]

Sure. You don't have to have an intersection between politics and criminal charges for there to be a stitch up job here. I voted for office. Who's currently in office. Had millions of charges slanted against him all over the place. Some of them he beat, some of them he didn't beat.

[Dan]

Convicted of rape. Some of them he won and several of me lost.

[Ethan Klein]

You win something, you lose some.

[Dan]

Fight my clients.

[Ethan Klein]

When it comes to rape cases, you win something, you lose some. You know what I mean?

[Dan]

Depends who you ask, the rock or the tree. In this case, they agree. My man's innocent. Over the break, I got promoted to general manager. I've been in the food industry for 16 years and my hard work is finally getting noticed. Want to thank everyone for getting me through cleaning those fryers every morning. My way of giving back. First of all, thank you so much to am Dent too. And that's just, you know, listen, no matter what you do, man, hard work and dedication always pays off. So good for you, bro. Good for you putting in the effort and getting rewarded for it. Proud of you, legend.

[Ethan Klein]

For me, it worked 100% of the time. If I'm being honest,

[Joseph McBride]

most people who understand the process know that that was a load of crap. Most people who see this for what it is know that it is the same exact thing. Anybody else? Yes, ma'.

[Hila Klein]

Am.

[Joseph McBride]

I'm not going to comment as to the women in any case. What I can say is that we have a defamation lawsuit against a false accuser that we're litigating successfully in Palm Beach County. That case is getting ready to go to trial. What I can say about the. The allegations in the United Kingdom, not a single solitary person has been identified. These are ghosts and these are phantoms. So we.

[Dan]

Oh, it's a ghost, is it? Who's the one that says. Oh, I. I think Tucker. I heard him saying he was attacked by a demon.

[Ethan Klein]

He was attacked by a demon, not a ghost.

[Dan]

If you ever tell that story, it's so creepy.

[Ethan Klein]

It's so insane.

[Dan]

And he's just cackling like a maniac and he's like, I woke up with claw marks on me. It was a demon. So, yeah, that happened. It was so crazy, dude. Holy fuck.

[Joseph McBride]

We'd like to know who's accused Andrew and Tristan of what. And if we get there, then Yak can give you a reasonable minded and intelligent comment about the potential allegations that come from these ladies.

[Ethan Klein]

I know it's not fair to judge him by his accent, but is this not just the perfect accent for. For the ultimate sleazy lawyer? Like, of course. Come on, come on.

[Dan]

What do you think? I went to law. The meat's frozen solid. The meat. Come on. The meat's frozen solid.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, God.

[Dan]

Oh, man.

[Ethan Klein]

In the interview this morning, I listened to you talked about your efforts kind of forecasting how you plan to fight this if a disembowel your wig. And you said, I will appeal all the way to the top of the food chain.

[Dan]

Was that a reference to the president?

[Joseph McBride]

That was a reference to the Supreme Court. This is the judicial process. The top of the tube.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure it's going to the Supreme Court.

[Ethan Klein]

I sure hope so.

[Dan]

This is a good use of their time for sure.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And I'm sure the ultra conservative panel there will be very sympathetic to the sex trafficking pedophile.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, a big aspect of this and I guess we'll get into this later. I believe we have the tweets, but he. He's gotten on. This happened in Florida and the Florida justice system. Ron DeSantis's justice system is like, taunting him on social media and stuff. Like, he is not in the good graces of at least some aspects of the Republican Party.

[Dan]

Ron DeSantis is as Republican as it gets. And while he was taunting him to arrest him when he came or no, Ron DeSantis was like, you're not welcome in Florida.

[Ethan Klein]

Right, right.

[Dan]

And he was taunting him to arrest him, and he's like, okay, okay.

[Ethan Klein]

I think this came.

[Dan]

It's federal.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, federal, but. But yeah. The Florida Attorney General is literally like, shit. Posting on Twitter, making fun of the Tate brothers right now. That's pretty wild.

[Dan]

Is that in our doc?

[Ethan Klein]

It is, yes.

[Dan]

Fantastic. This is a great story. So much legs, so many angles. Get better than this, folks.

[Joseph McBride]

Chain is Clarence Thomas and the eight other justices that abide there.

[Dan]

Shout out, Clarence, I know you're going to do the right thing. Crazy.

[Joseph McBride]

Your initial reaction was, what's going on?

[Dan]

Hey, what's going on?

[Joseph McBride]

Hanging out on multiple, multiple trips for a very long time. We haven't been accused of anything of substance here. We're American citizens. We operate freely. We operate as law abiding people. We went to see our.

[Dan]

Is he an American citizen?

[Ethan Klein]

The Tate brothers are. Yeah. They have dual UK US Citizenship.

[Dan]

How'd they get US Citizenship?

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know the specifics, but I know that they have dual citizenship.

[Hila Klein]

Good for him.

[Ethan Klein]

I probably knew three or four years ago when we talked about the Tates all the time, but I've forgotten how that happened.

[Joseph McBride]

Congress people in D.C. and now we're getting arrested. This feels political. And of course they didn't like it. No one, no innocent man likes getting taken to jail. It's a horrible situation. But we're doing everything that we can do with this wonderful team that we've assembled here to get them out.

[Dan]

We got a wonderful team. This is Greasy Johnny. No, Johnny Tight Lips. We like to call him Fatty.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, right.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay. Ab reminded me. Yes. So he was born in the United States.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Ethan Klein]

But his dad, is it the. Either the mom or the dad is a British citizen. And I believe if one of your parents is a British citizen, it's pretty easy to get citizenship there as well, so.

[Dan]

Oh, this is a total assassin.

[Ethan Klein]

That's American, Mom's British. Yeah, there you go.

[Dan]

This is a total aside, but just because Tucker is becoming so much more prominent and he's just like probably.

[Ethan Klein]

Definitely running for president.

[Dan]

If he wins, I'm leaving the country. You know people say that.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I mean it.

[Ethan Klein]

No, that would be real, real bad. One of the only futures darker than our current one, probably.

[Dan]

That's scary thought. Yeah. He's a really.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm not saying I think he has a chance or could win or whatever, but I strongly suspect he's gearing towards that in the next couple years.

[Dan]

Anyway, he. He's insane. And you're not. I mean, here, take a look up

[Ethan Klein]

at 2:30 in the morning and I couldn't breathe at all. My throat was closed. So I get up, I stand in

[Dan]

the doorway of asmore demon.

[Ethan Klein]

You just closed for business. Her bedroom. And I'm like, wow, I'm dying. I can feel myself starting to die. I walk back in and my wife wakes up. She goes, what is going on? I said, I don't know. I. I can't breathe. I feel bad how you say that. Then your throat is clogged up.

[Dan]

Yeah, completely already.

[Ethan Klein]

Giant hole in your story.

[Dan]

If you're, if you're dying of suffocation, you can't calmly go, I can't. I don't know.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know. I just can't breathe. It's weird.

[Dan]

If she said the only answer would be like, what is going on? And he was like, All I said was, yeah, liar.

[Ethan Klein]

Pain underneath my arms. I thought I'd been like ripped with a knife or something. So I go into the bathroom, I flip on the light and I have claw marks on both sides and they're bleeding.

[Dan]

Maybe your wife tried to kill you. Ever think of that?

[Ethan Klein]

So I show my wife and she's like, oh my gosh.

[Dan]

And then I have this like crazy

[Ethan Klein]

intense desire to read the Bible. So I read the Bible.

[Hila Klein]

What.

[Dan]

What is this goober? This is some goofy ass silliness.

[Ethan Klein]

Out in like two minutes. And I wake up and the next morning I thought, man, did I have a wild dream. And then I see blood in my sheets. And I go in the bathroom and I have these.

[Dan]

It wasn't a dream.

[Ethan Klein]

And my wife goes, I think you were attacked by some supernatural being. And I was like trying to be logical about it.

[Dan]

I was like, yeah, it was her.

[Ethan Klein]

I was like, shut the fuck up, wife.

[Dan]

It wasn't hers. She's.

[Ethan Klein]

What kind of nonsense is that?

[Dan]

She tried to kill him and it didn't work. So she's like, oh no, I think it was a ghost.

[Ethan Klein]

I think, yeah, a ghost did it.

[Dan]

And he's dumb enough, he's like, oh, my God.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, I definitely was.

[Dan]

His wife is Mossad, to be honest. Right.

[Ethan Klein]

And then I called one of my producers. She's like, oh, yeah, that's pretty common.

[Dan]

Yeah. First thing. You called your producer. Yeah. People just. That just happens, you know.

[Ethan Klein]

Imagine me waking up at 4 in the morning to a call from Ethan. Damn. I've been attacked by a demon.

[Joseph McBride]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Yeah. Oh, wow. That happens. That happens.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, Ethan.

[Joseph McBride]

Okay.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, that happens.

[Dan]

I've never known anyone that's been attacked by a demon. Just this demonic ethnicity. Shut up, Sick. Hassan's good friend and collaborator, by the way. Mike from pa. Who said Jews?

[Ethan Klein]

Jewish is not an ethnicity.

[Dan]

What is it?

[Ethan Klein]

Jew is not a ethnic.

[Dan]

Okay, you said that really dumb. What is it?

[Ethan Klein]

This constructed ethnicity.

[Dan]

Okay. Wholly invented, this demonic ethnicity. Okay? Demonic. Come on, bro. Hey,

[Joseph McBride]

Rob. We're trying to figure that out, right?

[Dan]

We're trying to figure that out right now.

[Joseph McBride]

The world. I think it's on public record that they've been in between Dubai and Romania for some years. And we will sort the rest of that out in due course.

[Ethan Klein]

Just for clarity purposes. The judge mentioned that it wasn't.

[Dan]

This wasn't a true proceeding. But the tradition process hasn't begun.

[Ethan Klein]

Where are we now?

[Dan]

Just legally.

[Joseph McBride]

So, yeah, this is not a criminal proceeding. And what the judge was talking about is that the Bail Reform act isn't the operative law here. We're looking at the extradition process. This is the first small step in that process. There's a lawyers only conference coming up in a few days. Our legal team will talk to the government, the government will talk to our team. We'll converse with the judge. We'll set a briefing schedule.

[Dan]

We'll put a horse head in the judge his bed somewhere in there. Let him know, come on, free my boys. Meat is frozen solid. Are you guys noticing how much he's moving his glasses? He's like. Like Tony Stark. I don't know what the he's doing. His glasses are sick, bro. You like these glasses, by the way. Are they too big for my head? The glasses are frozen, so

[Joseph McBride]

it's to be made at some point.

[Dan]

The meat's supposed to be made like.

[Hila Klein]

What was that?

[Joseph McBride]

Judge will set a briefing schedule for substantive arguments to be made at some point in the future.

[Ethan Klein]

You also posted on X about solitary confinement.

[Joseph McBride]

Yeah. Solitary confinement is torture when you look at the Information International.

[Dan]

Is he in solitary confinement law?

[Joseph McBride]

On it. The Nelson Mandela rules, the Geneva Conventions. Solitary confinement is outlawed. Prolonged solitary in 16 different states. It is defined as captivity of a human being for 22 hours or more a day. And I love how these guys write

[Ethan Klein]

sloyers as soon as something happens to them. You know what I mean?

[Dan]

Is he in solitary, though? I don't understand. I don't.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm hearing yes.

[Dan]

Oh, they just. Oh, yeah, he's going to do great. The legal system is really looking out for him. They just immediately into solitary confinement. That's crazy. Actually not, you know, not that he deserves better, but he's being held in

[Ethan Klein]

solitary confinement in a federal detention facility in Miami, Florida.

[Dan]

I don't think you're going to find sympathy.

[Ethan Klein]

So, I don't know.

[Dan]

I feel like that means they're really out for him if he going straight to solitary.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, they say it's for its own safety.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, because of. Because of the CSAM stuff.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

It probably is standard procedure because that is.

[Dan]

Solitary confinement is different than separating. Right. Solitary confinement is like a punishment.

[Ethan Klein]

True.

[Dan]

You go in a tiny windowless room.

[Ethan Klein]

It's possible the media is conflating those things.

[Dan]

If he's separated from the general public population. That makes sense. Yeah. Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein? No, now we're actually talking about someone with similar charges, Andrew Tate. Ethan, thank you very much. Very welcome, sir.

[Ethan Klein]

Glad to clear that up for you.

[Joseph McBride]

I mean, is universally condemned around the world as universal, as torture, as a human rights violation. So anytime you keep somebody in solitary confinement, what you're doing is you're keeping the there to break their spirit, to break their soul, and to break the psychology of the mind. It is an egregious misuse of the judicial system. And by the way, Andrew and Tristan have not been convicted of any crime.

[Dan]

The Fifth Amendment, I think, I think I agree. Solitary confinement.

[Ethan Klein]

He's kind of spitting.

[Dan]

Yeah. I mean, on that. On that point, He's. He's fire 22 again.

[Ethan Klein]

I feel like he's deploying this argument completely cynically.

[Dan]

What do you mean? I always cared about solitary.

[Ethan Klein]

No, I don't think this guy gives a fuck.

[Dan]

I'm anti torture, but yeah, I mean, like, he's right.

[Ethan Klein]

It's pretty. Pretty awful. Is solitary confinement illegal in Florida? No shot, right?

[Dan]

Well, they're doing. If they're doing it. No.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, yeah, that's what I was curious.

[Dan]

It's in a jail.

[Ethan Klein]

Legal.

[Dan]

It's in a jail. What are they going to arrest themselves?

[Ethan Klein]

It's widely used in the state's prison and jail system. Okay. I mean, jail is what they're in, so maybe they are.

[Joseph McBride]

The United States protects them. It's not the standard of cruel unusual punishment that the eighth Amendment gives is the Fifth Amendment person. No innocent person can be punished while they're being held for any proceeding.

[Dan]

Wait, wait, wait. Okay, so I don't. He's missing the point. He's just saying he can't be held at all in solitary.

[Ethan Klein]

I think he's making the point that holding him in solitary before being convicted is cruel and unusual, which.

[Dan]

No, no.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. I mean he's probably technically right.

[Dan]

I thought he said it's not cruel unusual. It's that. Okay, who cares what. It doesn't matter.

[Joseph McBride]

Split hairs on innocent and proven guilty. Solitary confinement is punish judgment. It should not happen.

[Dan]

But he. He's saying if he was just in normal jail, it would be fine.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, I guess, sort of.

[Dan]

But then if it's not cruel, if it has nothing to do with cruel and unusual, then why does it matter if he's in normal jail or solitary? I don't know.

[Ethan Klein]

He's.

[Dan]

I think he's just trying not making any sense. I think he's saying it is cruel.

[Ethan Klein]

He said it's cruel for sure. But he's specifying that he's being punished.

[Joseph McBride]

While there is the fifth Amendment textile. Them and Tristan have not been convicted any crime. The fifth Amendment of the United States protects them. It's not the standard of cruel unusual punishment.

[Dan]

It's not cruel. It's not cruel and unusual punishment.

[Joseph McBride]

The 8th amendment gives is the 5th amendment person. No innocent person can.

[Dan]

So somebody's saying in chat and this sounds more true to me. It's protective custody, not solitary confinement. In which case they're just right being drama.

[Ethan Klein]

Drama queen because of the CSAM thing. Like, I think that's probably standard because of how frequently.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

People that do that get be punished.

[Dan]

Anywho, let's thank our sponsor then. We have so much more to get to with the story. So much. It's very exciting and I'm just having so much fun with it, guys. In fact, I want to finish this video. I'm not even done with it. I don't want to miss a thing. I don't want to close my eyes, Send you to prison and keep you in solitary. Sundays for dogs, you love them. You know, these guys are making the best dog food on the planet. Everybody here with dogs, bar none, knows, bar none, the power of Sundays for dogs. The pickiest eaters in this planet are going crazy for this food. Every time. I got four dogs at home. This is how it always goes. Chief devours his food and then wants to eat everybody else's olive. Then she waits around, sees if she can snipe anyone's food. When she realizes she can't, she'll eat hers. And Ducky and Alfredo are kind of just. They don't really care. You're like, I'll eat later. Maybe it'll be better later. I'll wait. But when you put this in their bowls, there's no hesitation. All four of them devour every time. And I'm so serious. I mean, everyone else with this food can attest, right? Yeah, no, Rocky too.

[Hila Klein]

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[Dan]

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[Ethan Klein]

These dogs are eating better than most people.

[Dan]

No, this is legitimately really, really good food for the dogs. And also it comes in these really nice pellets that. Oh yeah, it stinks. They love that. I always smell it and I'm always surprised how much it stinks. But that's what the dogs love. Look at these appetizing little pellets, eh?

[Hila Klein]

See that?

[Dan]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

It's like Kit Kat bar.

[Dan]

So it's in really fun like beef jerky esque chunks that the dogs just love to eat. And you could eat it too. Human grade. I haven't tried it for the record, but do it.

[Ethan Klein]

Give it a little nibble.

[Dan]

I could, I could do it right now.

[Joseph McBride]

Do it.

[Ethan Klein]

Give it a little nib.

[Dan]

It'd be safe if I did.

[Hila Klein]

Then do it.

[Dan]

It's safe. Doesn't mean I have to.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay, no, you're not required to, but I think it'd be great if you did.

[Dan]

Do you think they, you think that they want me to do it?

[Ethan Klein]

I think everybody. I think everybody in this room wants you to do it.

[Dan]

Who wants to do it? Who wants to eat some sundaes? Oh, I think only you.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm a vegetarian. I don't eat meat.

[Dan]

Good point.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm Mexican.

[Dan]

Mexicans love meat, man. I know that about them.

[Ethan Klein]

We don't eat dog food typically.

[Dan]

That's why. Okay.

[Ethan Klein]

Not many people do. All right, you don't have to eat it. That's, that's fair.

[Dan]

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[Hila Klein]

Wow.

[Dan]

Try it. Basically you got to buy food for your dog anyway, right? So try this, get 30 off and see how great it is. And it's going to make your dog is going to be in a healthier, healthier. I've heard it can make their coat more shiny and healthy looking because it's just so, such a great healthy food. It's got everything they need for beautiful coats. You know, give your dog, give your dog the chance to try Sundays and watch them fall in love. Go to Sundays for dogs.com H3 or use my code H3 for 30% off. Give it a shot guys, you're gonna love it. And you know, I've never seen a dog food like this actually.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, me too.

[Dan]

First of its kind as far as I'm aware. But fantastic. Huge thanks to our sponsors over at Sundays for dogs.com code H3H3. You know what it is. Thank you so much.

[Hila Klein]

Can I add a couple of things? Please do say thank you to our audience. The puzzle is sold out.

[Dan]

Oh yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Wow.

[Dan]

And once again, I want to give a big shout out to the. To the. That was the deluxe VIP members that got the first hit.

[Hila Klein]

At that point, almost most of them. Almost most of the puzzles. Yes.

[Dan]

Wow.

[Hila Klein]

And then just yesterday it was opened and so some still got to buy it on the regular. And then this Friday the new blushes are coming out.

[Dan]

Exciting.

[Hila Klein]

So watch out for that.

[Dan]

Oh, actually, you know what, I want to go, I want to show the video with Lena because it was.

[Hila Klein]

Yes. Lena is just so stunning and so good at making these videos.

[Dan]

Let me just pull it up. Yeah.

[Hila Klein]

Yes.

[Dan]

I got it. I thought it looked great. I thought the blush looked really good on her. Here, I got it too.

[Hila Klein]

Here.

[Dan]

Here she is. Take it from Lena.

[Ethan Klein]

The new Teddy Gold blushes to try with you for the first time. The two new shades are sunny and Peachy Moment.

[Dan]

Let's start with Peachy Moment. It's a pretty swarm, almost like a

[Ethan Klein]

blush bronzer, and it's very sheer, so I'm gonna add another layer, and it still blends out really nicely.

[Dan]

Looks fantastic. Then I went in with Peachy Moment

[Hila Klein]

on top to bring a Peachy Moment.

[Ethan Klein]

I've been obsessed with the layered blush look lately, and I feel like these two shades just make sense to together.

[Dan]

It ends up looking so pretty, and you can make it as soft or

[Hila Klein]

as bold as you want.

[Dan]

You probably bold however you want it.

[Ethan Klein]

Well done. Well done.

[Dan]

Wow, wow, wow.

[Ethan Klein]

I went in there with an unbiased eye.

[Hila Klein]

She killed it. She killed it.

[Ethan Klein]

I was gonna. I was gonna give an honest take.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, she looks like.

[Ethan Klein]

If I felt that way, I would have said it, but she did a great job.

[Hila Klein]

Thank you.

[Ethan Klein]

Looked really good.

[Dan]

So that's exciting. That comes out when.

[Hila Klein]

And. And those are the shade names. So the bronzier shade is called Sunny Peachy Moment, and the Peachy is Peachy Moment. They're coming out Friday.

[Ethan Klein]

Peachy Moment.

[Dan]

It comes out on Friday. This Friday.

[Hila Klein]

This Friday.

[Dan]

Whoa. Crazy.

[Ethan Klein]

There's a gentleman here whose presence here.

[Dan]

Yeah. Happy 45th there, Harley. Just want to wish you happy birthday. Can't hear you, though.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, you're muted.

[Ethan Klein]

Muted.

[Hila Klein]

He's muted.

[Dan]

He's. He's getting up there. In the years, he's.

[Ethan Klein]

Hold on.

[Dan]

Not sure how to work his mic.

[Ethan Klein]

It might not be his fault.

[Dan]

It probably is at 45.

[Ethan Klein]

Nope. It's on the wrong device. It's my fault. It's my fault. I'm calling. I'm calling the. There he is. There he is.

[Dan]

Nobody dropped. Okay, we can hear, so. Yeah. Happy birthday.

[Hila Klein]

Happy birthday.

[Ethan Klein]

Thank you so much. Happy birthday.

[Dan]

Very welcome.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm so happy to celebrate it with you guys. Watching my favorite show on YouTube. That sounded. I never miss an episode. That sounded very natural.

[Hila Klein]

That sounds very well, because I'm also

[Ethan Klein]

on it, you know?

[Dan]

Yeah. You kind of paid to be like,

[Ethan Klein]

I'm H3 crew now. Right? Right.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Pod Squad.

[Ethan Klein]

What do you mean? That just sounded. That didn't sound honest there, the way you said. Yeah, they're done. Here's the thing.

[Hila Klein]

I.

[Ethan Klein]

It was pointed out to me that it was Cam's birthday today too.

[Hila Klein]

What?

[Dan]

Oh, my God.

[Ethan Klein]

And so you're actually.

[Dan]

That's crazy.

[Ethan Klein]

The second H3 crew member with July 20th birthday. This kind of makes it seem like somehow even.

[Hila Klein]

What?

[Ethan Klein]

Even though I've been here a lot, I somehow feel like less crew than him.

[Hila Klein]

Right.

[Ethan Klein]

Now in this moment. That severely cuts my thunder in half, by the way.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, he has priority on the date. That is true.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. That's crazy.

[Hila Klein]

It takes years. Where's he? Dude, like, you're still.

[Ethan Klein]

Pull him up.

[Hila Klein]

You're still the new kid here, you know.

[Dan]

He's flying free.

[Ethan Klein]

He's flying free. Let's get him on the horn.

[Dan]

Well, anyway, I just wanted to say happy birthday. 45 years of. Of great time.

[Ethan Klein]

So he keeps 45 and we don't know you. Ethan's older than me. Is that true?

[Dan]

I don't think so. I think he's 45.

[Ethan Klein]

How old are you?

[Dan]

Aren't you born in 80?

[Ethan Klein]

I'm. No.

[Dan]

1980. Google it. It's literally what it says on Google. 1980, July25. July 20, 1980.

[Ethan Klein]

No, it doesn't say that, does it?

[Dan]

I just googled it. It's what it says on Google.

[Ethan Klein]

You have to help. Then you have to help me. You have to pay someone in Hollywood.

[Dan]

I don't know if you're lying. I need to see your birth certificate.

[Ethan Klein]

I swear I wouldn't lie about something like that.

[Dan]

You should.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, you literally. Please help me. You have to pay someone.

[Hila Klein]

Harley Morrinston is 45 years old.

[Dan]

Who?

[Ethan Klein]

No. What are you looking at?

[Hila Klein]

He was born on July 20, 1980.

[Ethan Klein]

I think they're true trolling you. I think they're trolling.

[Dan]

But you're not.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't actually know the answer, so I'm like.

[Dan]

I was swear I thought you were 45. It must be the way it just.

[Ethan Klein]

So wait, if he's born in 85 and today's his birthday, he is younger

[Dan]

than you by one month. Yeah. Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

So you're still the oldest.

[Dan]

By one.

[Ethan Klein]

Uncle. Oh, by the way, this is actually super important. What's that for everyone on mobile. If you're on mobile.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, Uncle.

[Ethan Klein]

You hit this button right here. You see that yellow button? On mobile, you hit that. So I just saw this. I saw this. Then you hit this right here.

[Dan]

What the. You got the whole.

[Joseph McBride]

But I swear.

[Ethan Klein]

But I swear actually, though. And you hit that and then you go, here, a thousand, a thousand things here. I'm saving mine for burnt peanut, but you guys should use it right here.

[Dan]

Are you saying it's pre loaded?

[Ethan Klein]

It's right there. It's literally right there.

[Dan]

They give you money.

[Ethan Klein]

You could drop unclerts right now like that. Yeah, they give you a thousand.

[Dan]

You don't have to do anything. It's just preloaded.

[Ethan Klein]

I think it's just free.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

If you don't. If you don't, then it goes. It literally goes to Jeff Bezos. If you don't use it. Oh, no, we wouldn't want him.

[Dan]

He sucks in all the My lady bits.

[Ethan Klein]

And also. Ethan.

[Dan]

Yes, sir?

[Ethan Klein]

My birthday.

[Dan]

Wait, hold on, hold on. Did I just hear a zip?

[Ethan Klein]

I heard a zip too.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, that was.

[Dan]

No, that.

[Ethan Klein]

Someone did that.

[Dan]

You're like, my birthday. I didn't do that.

[Ethan Klein]

That was. I was gonna.

[Dan]

Dude, I thought the same thing. I was gonna push the watch.

[Ethan Klein]

I was gonna push the ap.

[Hila Klein]

Here, here. That was it.

[Dan]

I mean, to be honest, I could get you a. That's crazy timing. Ethan. It's my birthday. Sucky, sucky. Daddy loves you. I can get you a super clone for, like, 500.

[Ethan Klein]

What about this? The Bubba Watson white Drake. The Bubba Drake gave one of the Nelk.

[Dan]

Guys.

[Hila Klein]

We actually still have those super clones.

[Dan]

No, those ones are. Those aren't super. I can get you. I found out where to buy real super clones online, actually.

[Ethan Klein]

The. The Submariner and the super clone. Not bad.

[Dan]

The ones that we have.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, I thought they were not bad.

[Ethan Klein]

Sub is not bad.

[Dan]

No, but you know, the ones that you hear about, they're like that, like, fakes out, like jewelers.

[Hila Klein]

I think when Harley comes here, we should maybe give it to him and see his reaction in person.

[Dan]

I'm gonna get. I'm gonna get you a real. A real one. A real.

[Joseph McBride]

Let's go.

[Dan]

A real Ultra clone. Not a real.

[Ethan Klein]

Obviously, I want to come with you wherever it is. The back markets, the.

[Dan]

The. Keep your zipper up. All right, buddy?

[Ethan Klein]

I didn't do that, by the way. I know that's something that I would do, that joke and everything, but I didn't do that. I don't know where that zipper came from. Sure, sure. I don't know who did that.

[Dan]

I didn't even hear it that time. It was so clear. Anywho. Yeah, we'll see you soon, and we'll. I'll make sure to get you a nice watch up for your birthday. How's that?

[Joseph McBride]

Okay.

[Ethan Klein]

Thank you, guys.

[Dan]

Very well.

[Joseph McBride]

Guys look great.

[Ethan Klein]

You guys look great out there, by the way. Thank you.

[Dan]

Love you. I love the new look. We're going forward. We're doing the forward thing now.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, yeah, the hair is.

[Joseph McBride]

The hair.

[Ethan Klein]

Hairline's a little 45, I'm not gonna lie.

[Dan]

So it's giving TikTok. It's giving Tick Tock dance club.

[Ethan Klein]

I. I did see my. My younger nephew sent a picture of him and his friends and they all had this hair and it really hurt my feelings.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're looking yoke, though, bro.

[Ethan Klein]

Your broad shoulders look good. Oh, thank you. Wow.

[Joseph McBride]

Thank you.

[Ethan Klein]

Run that zipper sound again. Run that zipper sound effect.

[Dan]

Not for me, for you, Zach. You were asking earlier, Ethan, if Tyler updated us at all. He didn't know about his appearance, but he did tell us that we'll be driving through wildfires. So that's Tyler.

[Hila Klein]

Wildfire.

[Joseph McBride]

Oh, yeah.

[Dan]

That's your shirt. That's the guy. Yeah. You gonna charge through wildfires? Let's fucking go, dude.

[Joseph McBride]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

It looks like Canada's on fire again.

[Dan]

So what if you guys get stuck and you just boil alive in the car?

[Ethan Klein]

Well, it'd be so crazy. It'd be such a crazy way to go.

[Dan]

I'll. I'll get a video out before live stream it. If you think you're going to die, just put it on live so we don't miss it. And.

[Ethan Klein]

And if it. You could literally do any bit you want. It won't be disrespecting me. I. I think it's funny. Nothing would be too offensive.

[Dan]

Do whatever you want if you're dying.

[Ethan Klein]

Like, if I died in that fire, like, in that. Yeah, if we perished.

[Joseph McBride]

Yeah, exactly.

[Ethan Klein]

You could get, like, have like, Gabe in a car reenacting it or something.

[Dan]

You can put me in the thumbnail.

[Ethan Klein]

That's.

[Dan]

That's where I. Well, that's all I. You know, we do. We'll get you in a thumbnail ibn. We'll celebrate Burning man this year by burning an effigy of Harley.

[Ethan Klein]

All right. Oh, oh, and last thing you could. If we do die in a fire, you could put. Sorry, Ab. You could put me in a B on a T shirt with like, angel wings and halo saying, like, rip. And take the money, the proceeds, and just keep it. Don't just send it anywhere. Keep it for yourself. Not my family, not his. Use it on whatever you want and. Right, right.

[Dan]

Coexist on it with, like, you know, the Muslim.

[Ethan Klein]

See, and.

[Dan]

Well, listen, now start classic bumper sticker. I don't know if now's a good time, but I will tell you that I did take life insurance policies on both you and. And I'm the beneficiary, so.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay, that's cool.

[Dan]

And that is legal, by the way, for some reason.

[Ethan Klein]

You deserve it. You earned it.

[Dan]

Thank you. So I actually am actively working to ensure that you gu. Do burn alive on the way there, because I'm gonna get paid out, so we'll see.

[Hila Klein]

Nice.

[Dan]

We'll see. All right. Happy birthday, buddy.

[Hila Klein]

Bye.

[Dan]

I'll see you tomorrow.

[Joseph McBride]

Bye, guys.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, see you tomorrow.

[Dan]

See you too, fam. You like that? Truce. Truce. Too fam. I mean, mommy, I. I do, I do.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm gonna go. Yeah, I'm gonna send you my bits right now. Because you're hoping that I die in a fire.

[Dan]

I want to see your bits. Does that mean you send me your picks? Hey, that's what I.

[Ethan Klein]

You'll find out. Harley Morenstein is here in the chat.

[Dan]

Dude, we seen un goat trophy.

[Ethan Klein]

You're the goat, bro.

[Hila Klein]

Goat.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, I see that. I see that. Grifter tv. Thank you very much, Harley. I'm hanging out.

[Dan]

Goodbye, Harley. 1980, July 20th, 85 year or 45 years old?

[Hila Klein]

85 years old.

[Dan]

45. Nice not to be the oldest, but Harley, very funny guy. We like Harley.

[Ethan Klein]

It's not really a good bit to lie about somebody's age like that.

[Dan]

Why? I wasn't lying. Dude, Google that shit.

[Hila Klein]

Really?

[Dan]

Yeah, I get it. You're being ironic. Liar hater.

[Ethan Klein]

Do I seem like I being ironic right now?

[Dan]

Well, I don't know, considering you were constantly lying about my age. So maybe. I mean, to be fair, he does look older than me, so. I thought it would be a believable. I thought it'd be a believable.

[Ethan Klein]

No, that's funny. That's funny.

[Dan]

He looks 45 and I. Oh, where's Lena?

[Joseph McBride]

We.

[Dan]

We forgot to check in with her mom to get a second take on my age. I'll ask her when she gets back. She's running an errand right now.

[Ethan Klein]

She did say she would be down.

[Dan]

Can you call her mom? She's in Lebanon right now. It depends what time it is. Probably. Yeah, probably not that urgent. 3am Call her now. Oh, it's a. It's actually prime time. It's like almost 11 at night. All right, see if mommy will. 11 at night?

[Hila Klein]

That's not a. I want to take.

[Ethan Klein]

That's really late.

[Hila Klein]

That's late for his mom.

[Dan]

No, that's prime time. She's. She's. She stays up late. We used to watch movies with her till like 3am oh my God. Respect to the late staying up moms. I feel like that's a dad thing for some reason. I don't know why.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, my mom is out at like nine. She's out.

[Dan]

Dads stay up late. Moms go to bed early clipping coupons.

[Ethan Klein]

Right. That's what you used to always say about your dad.

[Dan]

Yes, sir. And watching porn. You Know, I've told this story many times.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, know. Yeah, we know.

[Dan]

My dad would set up a vhs. Massive old school vhs. You know the cam, Like a big ass camcorder. You mean it's bigger than a camcorder, but sure. Yeah. You had to put on your shoulder, right? And there was. I guess this is the only way to like bootleg stuff. And he would put on. He would. Bro, I didn't want to. Why am I telling you?

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dan]

You guys know I have enough trouble on the big screen on the main tv. When you were a child. No, but I was sleeping. But we all know because I would get out and go get water or something.

[Hila Klein]

He would be.

[Dan]

No, no, I never saw the porn. But I saw what he was doing. Yeah, no, I never saw that. He never showed us porn. Okay, but we saw because he was able to. Because he has a mountain.

[Hila Klein]

Is he the mountain of come. Oh, my God.

[Dan]

He has a mountain of pornography. Bootlegged pornography. Okay. And then every night he's out there with a giant camcorder plugged into the tv. Like, do the math.

[Ethan Klein]

Doing it. It's so funny.

[Hila Klein]

What do you say?

[Ethan Klein]

They were able to put two and two together.

[Dan]

No, just. Just go to bed. He was all. He wanted us in bed. He didn't let us stay up late ever. Even on the weekend. We had to get in bed. My dad could bootleg porn.

[Joseph McBride]

Smash.

[Dan]

That, like, button. I don't know what the was going on there, man.

[Hila Klein]

Smash.

[Dan]

Listen, I had bad sleep paralysis as a kid, okay? So I don't know what was going on. I was just terrified all the time and my dad would snore so loud. I thought someone was breaking in the house. Basically all my trauma and problems in life is my dad's fault.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay.

[Dan]

Love you, dad. We were talk.

[Hila Klein]

We were watching the Tate and For Tate.

[Dan]

Yeah, the Tates.

[Ethan Klein]

Right. The Tate thing.

[Dan]

I mean, hate. Let's see. The meat is frozen solid.

[Ethan Klein]

The meat's frozen solid. I saw somebody in the chat saw the Odyssey this weekend and the Rocky movie trailer was ahead of it and they busted up laughing.

[Dan]

Was it the one we watched?

[Ethan Klein]

I think that's the only one. Yeah.

[Dan]

Hey.

[Ethan Klein]

The meat's frozen solid.

[Dan]

The meat is frozen solid.

[Ethan Klein]

You know, it's funny everywhere I've looked online since then. Like, if you go to that trailer and look at the comments, we're like the only ones goofing on it. Everybody seems excited for the movie. I mean, wow, he really nailed the voice. And like.

[Dan]

Yeah, I. It's an interesting story.

[Ethan Klein]

People seem hyped on the movie. We're just. We're just cynics here.

[Dan]

I don't know. This is AB and Harley driving to Shambhala, by the way.

[Joseph McBride]

This could potentially overtake us here.

[Dan]

That's hard. That's your Sherpa. No, that's your Sherpa. Guys, we might be. We might be about to burn alive, eh? That's not looking too good for us right now.

[Ethan Klein]

A little scary.

[Dan]

The last thing he sent me. It's a little scary, man. It looks like you're in hell.

[Joseph McBride]

Holy.

[Dan]

Okay, this is.

[Ethan Klein]

I'll need to hurry up here.

[Dan]

Like, seriously, Could y' all hurry up a little bit here? God, dude, I'd be like, hold up. I'm just.

[Hila Klein]

I'm trying.

[Ethan Klein]

Why are they just chilling? I'm actually confused.

[Hila Klein]

What is it?

[Joseph McBride]

Can you hear us?

[Dan]

So. So as far what I could piece together, and I'm not sure, and they're on a train and they were ordered to stop to make because there was someone else in front of them or something.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, they're on train.

[Dan]

They were waiting for clearance, I think.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay.

[Dan]

And they're like, hey, guys, can we get that green light?

[Hila Klein]

This is from last week in Ontario.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Probably time to back up at that point.

[Dan]

Yeah, we're in a little bit of trouble here, eh? I can hear you there.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm telling them you were notching up.

[Joseph McBride]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

This has got to move fucking quicker.

[Dan]

Could you speed it up a little bit? The conductor is on fire.

[Ethan Klein]

They're way too calm, man.

[Dan]

There's three of us are on fire right now, eh? If you could speed up the process, eh? Call aaa. Holy crap. Holy crap.

[Joseph McBride]

Oh, that's all right.

[Ethan Klein]

This kind of burnt off.

[Dan]

Oh, I guess is. We're all right now.

[Hila Klein]

So kind of burned off.

[Dan]

The urgency is okay now. This guy's crazy, man. You know, that might be Tyler, based on how he's talking. No, genuinely, that's your Sherpa? Well, I mean, you don't want him to panic, right? No, no, he's. He seems like the guy. There's got to be, like, a healthy medium between panic, though, and, like, urgency, right?

[Hila Klein]

Well, what can they do?

[Dan]

I don't know. Just a little. Just tell. Tell the people on the. On the radio. Just a little bit of more urgency, eh? They could. They could travel 39 miles in reverse. You could just say, like, we're about to burn to death.

[Hila Klein]

They can just go backwards.

[Dan]

No, no. Fire is literally licking my face right now. He's like a little bit of an Urgency here, eh? Look at this. There's fire on the glass. Listen,

[Ethan Klein]

guys, got a light now or what?

[Dan]

Have we got a light? You all got a cigarette now? We don't need a lighter now, eh?

[Ethan Klein]

Did you guys get that light?

[Dan]

Oh, see? Yeah, yeah. Here comes another train. Oh, yeah, they're clipping.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, yeah, that's a meat.

[Dan]

And by the way, trains generate a lot of wind, so this is going to whip up the fire into a frenzy. Yeah. So there's another train, I guess, coming the way for.

[Ethan Klein]

I guess so.

[Dan]

Hell of a stop. A hell of a place to stop, eh? Yeah. So are you excited? AB that's how they handle wildfires in Canada.

[Ethan Klein]

So I am. Seeing that they had to be evacuated and this is somewhat of a scandal. Federal authorities are looking into whether Canadian National Railway company broke the law after crew had to be evacuated from a train.

[Dan]

Oh, they never even got to go.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, I guess not.

[Dan]

They're like, we're going to need you to jump into the forest fire. It's actually a bit safer out there. Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. I guess the. The trade union for the rail workers is upset about this and is. Is going after them. That they're not doing enough to protect the. The semiconductors. Yeah. I mean, this video doesn't look very good.

[Dan]

I'm not like a park ranger or anything, but this doesn't look safe.

[Hila Klein]

Right.

[Dan]

I'm not, like, qualified exactly to say.

[Joseph McBride]

But potentially overtake us here.

[Hila Klein]

This is good.

[Dan]

I've just, like, I've. I feel like I would express more urgency in, like, you know, a game of pool.

[Ethan Klein]

This could potentially take us here.

[Joseph McBride]

This has gotten a little scary.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

This is the most Canadian video ever.

[Dan]

Holy. Gotten a little bit hot in here, eh? Okay.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, my God.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay, y' all need to.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, my God.

[Ethan Klein]

Seriously? We're encased in flames now. They're so blood. This is the most stereotypically Canadian thing I've ever seen.

[Dan]

So.

[Hila Klein]

Wow.

[Dan]

Just bring something like flame retardant with you. All right. Hey, bring your coat with you there. Hey, bud. We'll be traveling through fire country, eh? I thought about it. Maybe like a fire blanket. That's right. In case you need to, like, huddle and throw it over you or something. Yeah. In case I wanted to survive a little longer than Harley. I've heard of people, like, getting in a ditch and covering themselves with a fire blanket. Okay.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, I think I've heard those kind of stories too, where they survive.

[Dan]

Not many of us are gonna make it, eh? Y' all could turn the light on no. Why? They just. They should have just let him drive. They evacuated him. I don't know if I agree with that. They're right there.

[Joseph McBride]

Nope.

[Ethan Klein]

It might not be safe, too. Like, the train will.

[Hila Klein]

Hello, Joe?

[Joseph McBride]

Jody, can you hear us?

[Dan]

Jody? Hate to rush you there, but we're encased in flames, don't you know, eh?

[Ethan Klein]

So how extensive are these wildfires? I know. It's huge.

[Dan]

They're really bad. Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Wildfire map. Yeah. This has got to move quicker.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, we got an F bomb.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, they're starting to.

[Hila Klein]

They're starting to sweat.

[Dan]

Excuse my language, Jody, but we got to move a little bit, eh?

[Ethan Klein]

Sorry about that.

[Dan]

It's getting a little warm in here, eh? Yeah. What a video. Iconic. Oh, all of Canada's on fire.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, this map doesn't make it look very good.

[Dan]

So where's Shambhala? Oh, my God. What the is going on?

[Ethan Klein]

It's somewhere in B.C.

[Hila Klein]

right?

[Dan]

Wait, what? Okay, there's fire everywhere.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, it does look less bad. Where? I don't know exactly where it is, but I know it's in this part of the country. It's this area that's really bad. So the.

[Dan]

The dust is even reaching Michigan, like.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, yeah. I think the coast is, like, pretty choked by smoke right now.

[Dan]

You got to check in. You got to get on a call with that guy and see, you don't want someone too chill to be. Let me take a call. Let me see. Okay. Hi, this is Ethan. What do you say? What do you got? Oh, my God. Hi. Oh, my God, I say.

[Hila Klein]

I'm so sorry.

[Dan]

I literally just took a bite of my rice. Should AB Be concerned about wildfires? Yes, I'm extremely concerned. Okay. I mean, which direction is he going? I don't know. Google it.

[Hila Klein]

All right. Okay. No, I have more.

[Dan]

Okay, go ahead. What do you got for me? More Staghorn. Ethan.

[Ethan Klein]

I wrote him and then refused to say this woman.

[Dan]

It was evil, apparently. Standby.

[Ethan Klein]

And I feel.

[Joseph McBride]

He.

[Hila Klein]

He made me feel like I swore or.

[Dan]

Or said something evil into the. In the chat. Standby. Stand by.

[Hila Klein]

Thank you.

[Dan]

Oh, my God. I'm choking on my rice cake.

[Hila Klein]

I was so shocked. Yes. Thank you so much.

[Ethan Klein]

I give that a one.

[Dan]

There's no way I'm not taking gold. Thank you for the encouragement. That's what I needed.

[Hila Klein]

I give that a one.

[Dan]

I give that a one.

[Ethan Klein]

She gave it a one.

[Dan]

Thank you. The one second we've all nutted. Thank you so much. Appreciate the call. Be good. Thank you. What a great call, huh?

[Ethan Klein]

I'm Gonna disconnect that phone.

[Dan]

Fantastic audience, great crowd.

[Hila Klein]

Ugh.

[Dan]

The fro. The. The forest is on fire. Frozen solid. The meat is burning. All right, let's finish this off. We're having too much fun.

[Joseph McBride]

While they're being held for any. Proceed.

[Dan]

I need to finish it. Diet. Every moment's gold. I don't want to miss anything. You're right. Guilty.

[Joseph McBride]

Solitary confinement as punishment. It should not happen. My understanding is we're working to get them out of there as soon as possible.

[Dan]

But if they're left in your understanding, he's like, we may or may not be working to get them out of there. I don't know. Gotta follow up with my people in

[Joseph McBride]

there for reasons that we won't be able to talk about right now. I'll be sure to let you know my Twitter post.

[Dan]

You can follow me on Twitter, everybody.

[Joseph McBride]

God bless you all. God bless Andrew and Tristan Tate. Have a fantastic day. We'll see you in a few weeks.

[Dan]

If you all want announcement, you can follow me on Twitter and I'll see you later. Slimy Lawyer dot com. I don't.

[Hila Klein]

We'll be celebrating later at the clubs.

[Dan]

That's right. You could buy me a drink at Miami Sex Club.

[Hila Klein]

Wait, was.

[Dan]

Was bro about to walk up the other dude, Is he going to say something? He's like, let's go, boys. No, bro, you're not on the team. You're not on the team. Justin Weller, have a fantastic day.

[Joseph McBride]

We'll see you in a few weeks.

[Dan]

He. You know, the lawyer is probably like, bro, please do not come up there with me. And he just walks up there and just makes it awkward. He's not going to tell him to leave. It looks like he was going towards the mic and then turned around.

[Hila Klein]

There's actually Andrew Tate. Breaking news.

[Dan]

Oh, yeah.

[Hila Klein]

In discord.

[Dan]

What's. Okay, let me check.

[Hila Klein]

Breaking news, everybody.

[Dan]

See, Andrew Tate have been denied bail. No. They will remain in US Federal custody until their hearing. Or not. Until they're hearing, basically, and permanent indefinitely. Their next hearing will be on July 27th. In a week. Something tells me we're going to be doing a little con air on over to England. Shame.

[Hila Klein]

Shame.

[Dan]

I just. I just. Devastated. Devastated. Let's see what else. We have so much other. So much other to talk about with them. This might be the whole show, you know. Come on. Hey, the force is on fire. We're in a hurry here. We got. The forest is on fire.

[Hila Klein]

Foreign.

[Dan]

Let's see here, Andrew. Here they are being arrested. Let's. Let's Enjoy. Oh, no. This is just a news article. Social media influencers Andrew and Tristan Tate arrested Miami by the U.S. marshal Service. That doesn't sound too good. Eh, this. What is this clip from? Not sure.

[Ethan Klein]

Tristan Tate have been arrested by federal authorities in Miami. A spokesperson for the U.S. marshals Service.

[Dan]

That fucking hoodie is hideous.

[Ethan Klein]

This is AP News Minute.

[Hila Klein]

Authorities in San Francisco said.

[Dan]

Cruise, bro, I cannot keep a video on my screen to save my life. Top G. What the is with those pants, bro? Hold on. Yo, that is a crazy fit. That is not a forgivable act.

[Hila Klein]

What is that fabric?

[Dan]

Hold on, hold on. Yo, you gotta see this fit. The Top G hoodie is bad enough, but what in the. Is that shiny? Is it velvet?

[Hila Klein]

I don't know. It's very shiny.

[Dan]

It's like vinyl. Would you rather have sex with Hulk with a. Okay, what's your name? Let me. A hot chick with a dick.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, it's gay to bang Hulk Hogan with a.

[Dan]

Here's the thing, bro. Why we don't even really even need to entertain the hypothetical. Yes. He was denied bail. We. We said that.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Sorry, buddy. Here is before the rest. He's partying.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, I don't want to be gay.

[Joseph McBride]

What the.

[Dan]

This is from that same day, dude. He's so cringe. Andrew Tate is not the man with the tightest pants in the room. For the first time in a long time, he is. Oh. Justin Waller. He is in Miami with Justin Waller, the man famous for wearing the tightest pants in the world. Yes.

[Hila Klein]

I can't hear you, Dan.

[Dan]

Oh, yeah, my bad. Where are you?

[Ethan Klein]

I just said. I just said shout out to Gadget the.

[Dan]

Oh, you're there.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm here.

[Dan]

I didn't know where tomorrow was. I just heard her voice. She was sprinkling for Nate for a sec. Yeah, yeah. So let's see. Oh, yeah. I mean, he. His pants are tight, but not even close to. To Jason. Yeah. Jason Weller. Yo, this is so funny that this is the same day. Are you supposed to look cool because you look antisocial, like nobody wants to hang out.

[Ethan Klein]

I was just thinking he looks really beta in this clip. He's, like, hunched over, hands in his pockets. He looks really socially awkward. Yeah.

[Dan]

Not coming off super cool, bro. He's like, look at all these people having fun. And look at me moping in the

[Ethan Klein]

corner, standing in the corner like a wallflower.

[Dan]

Bro. Has no friends, no bitches. Now give him a second, bro.

[Hila Klein]

He just arrived at the function.

[Dan]

It seems like he's coming out of A private room or something. Eh? I know if I was alpha, if I was Top G, I would. I wouldn't even look around. I would just beeline to the hottest chick.

[Hila Klein]

Right, right, right.

[Dan]

Start chatting her up and proving I am top G. What am I talking about? That is how I enter parties. Sorry. Hila, baby. Just gotta look good for the people.

[Ethan Klein]

You should also just start barking like a dog as soon as you walk in.

[Dan]

So tell me, what's your name? Sorry, babe. You just bring that out.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, I don't want to be gay.

[Dan]

Doesn't look like the entrance, right? I got super light on my feet, cuz I'm like, hold up. Why would he upload this?

[Hila Klein]

He should have kept walking, bro.

[Dan]

Mean, you should just walked in the pool.

[Hila Klein]

That would have been cool.

[Dan]

And not come fully clothed.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Meanwhile, there's federal agents surrounding on their way to scoop my boy up.

[Hila Klein]

That's amazing.

[Dan]

It is amazing, isn't it? So that's before the arrest. And here he is at the same party being arrested.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, my God.

[Dan]

People are trying to bring attention in this clip to the way Tate was trying to give his phone to his team and dropped it on the ground. Well, if they have a warrant for his arrest, they can take his phone too. What's on that phone, Andrew?

[Ethan Klein]

You know, one can only imagine.

[Dan]

So breaking full video of the moment Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested in Miami. Matrix attack.

[Ethan Klein]

Matrix attack.

[Dan]

Oh, no. Well, listen, thank you to Tristan University for posting your boys biggest. L appreciate that. It's always your. It's always your biggest supporters end up being your biggest ops.

[Ethan Klein]

So true. Over Tristan Tate. And we were drinking. Yeah, we were drinking.

[Dan]

And like I was, okay, my boy is in the gayest outfit in Miami and that's saying a lot.

[Hila Klein]

I cannot with this outfit.

[Dan]

This is straight up Pride. Monk exclusive. Look at the ankles. He looks at the tight pants.

[Ethan Klein]

The guy in the meme that people always meme on him.

[Joseph McBride]

The.

[Ethan Klein]

The dancing.

[Hila Klein]

Yes, the dancing guy. Yeah, yeah, that's what I was thinking.

[Ethan Klein]

Merged. They're the same person.

[Dan]

He looks gayer than that guy.

[Hila Klein]

Yes.

[Dan]

What? Look at the body language. How are the menkles, the pants, the tight purple shirt? My boy is looking for a cock. God bless him. Aren't we all?

[Ethan Klein]

That's him.

[Dan]

That's him. Bro, you tell me it's not Top G to get arrested in capris for real.

[Hila Klein]

Yes. Because this is not like showing ankles. This is like 7, 8 of your leg, right?

[Dan]

That's like way up there. That's like my auntie Shows like, that's like, I wonder if he shave his legs. You know what I mean? So he's.

[Ethan Klein]

By the way, the gays in the chat are. Are fully supporting on this take.

[Dan]

Yeah. What? You know what I mean? I'm just saying.

[Ethan Klein]

Mr. Tate, would you mind signing?

[Hila Klein]

Hey, T, they're saying that's bottom G.

[Dan]

Wait, did the police ask him to sign? Did the. Did the police ask him to sign or is that someone else?

[Ethan Klein]

Mr. Tate, would you mind sign signing?

[Hila Klein]

I cannot with the outfit.

[Dan]

He didn't even look at his legs. No struggle. Look how he submits. So beta, so beta. No questions, no struggle. He's just like, take me, Daddy, take

[Ethan Klein]

me into the Matrix.

[Dan]

Lock me up, Daddy, lock me in. Look how he turns around. So submissive, so breedable

[Hila Klein]

because they. So breathable.

[Dan]

Yes.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, my God.

[Dan]

Looking like snack time to me.

[Ethan Klein]

Looking real good.

[Dan]

Fill me up, daddy. I'm so breathable for you right now.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm a bottom.

[Dan]

Who's this idiot in the hat?

[Ethan Klein]

That's.

[Dan]

That's his brother. Wait, he's wearing a Tristan. He's wearing, like a fedora. No, it's like a fucking. Like a Civil War stovetop hat.

[Hila Klein]

That's kind of dope.

[Ethan Klein]

Wait, I gotta let it play. I gotta. I gotta see the motion.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, my God, this outfit, I just. I have no words. I have no words.

[Dan]

It's unforgivable.

[Hila Klein]

Yes.

[Dan]

No, man.

[Joseph McBride]

No.

[Ethan Klein]

That's what he's being arrested for.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah. Yes.

[Dan]

You know why they put him in? You know, they separated him because of the outfit, not because of the charges. Where are they going? They're both.

[Ethan Klein]

They're both dressed vastly different. It's like two different events, very different genres.

[Dan]

What is this you sent MV4? Wait, is that an opening for you?

[Joseph McBride]

Let me, let me.

[Dan]

Let me convert. Just the hell did you send me?

[Ethan Klein]

It's a video format that. Yeah, it's annoying one.

[Hila Klein]

It's not opening.

[Dan]

Yeah, it doesn't even. Dude, he's showing cleavage too. Like, it's not like, I can see your tits, bro. Put your tits away.

[Ethan Klein]

I can't believe he's wearing this fucking zoot suit. Like, what the fuck is happening?

[Dan]

I mean, they could be a couple, frankly. Yeah, they're just like, really in the costume play.

[Joseph McBride]

Yeah,

[Dan]

Well, get a load of Abraham Lincoln over here. Or more like.

[Hila Klein]

This is more than skinny jeans. This is like painted tights. Like yoga tights.

[Dan]

Yeah, painted on jeans.

[Hila Klein]

Painted on jeans. Yes.

[Dan]

Dude, that's crazy that this is. He's going down in this fit. Look, how much tits he's showing or.

[Hila Klein]

I mean, also it. Does this pant really leave any room for your stuff down there?

[Ethan Klein]

It's probably.

[Dan]

Probably got a small cock.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Hila Klein]

Is he tucking it in?

[Dan]

He's probably got it tucked back. Tied down.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah. Part of the pleasure probably of wearing them.

[Dan]

She probably has a butt plug in, if I'm being honest. He likes to feel sexy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This. Look at this. Literally, my boy is killing it. Look at this. Fit check.

[Hila Klein]

Yes.

[Dan]

I don't know if you're showing the

[Hila Klein]

video or I don't know which one is showing.

[Dan]

Oh, my bad. Show this. That.

[Hila Klein]

Exactly.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, wow.

[Hila Klein]

Exactly.

[Dan]

Bucks, bottoms, 14 or. Sorry, pounds. I don't want to shortchange them.

[Hila Klein]

This is like the. The manager.

[Dan]

Wait, that is the same look. The ankles, the shoes. Come on. All right, show me that video. Is this good? I told you guys. This is. This is like. This is good. It's just. So I just made this quick edit because it felt like he was like a nerdy girl from the 80s going to a dance for the first time. Oh, she's hot now. Yeah, they don't know I'm hot cuz I wear glasses.

[Ethan Klein]

He locks eyes with his brother wearing a fedora across the room.

[Dan]

Is that. What is that song? It's for. It's copyright. It's Epidemic.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay.

[Dan]

Oh, by the way, shout out to the Unclerts. Apparently, if you go to your bits, you just load it up with a thousand free bits that you could shower right here and I'll show you my

[Ethan Klein]

bits and see if I really.

[Dan]

You show me your bits, I'll show you my bits.

[Ethan Klein]

Really?

[Dan]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Fantastic. This is. No, like, he couldn't have gone down.

[Ethan Klein]

This is gold.

[Dan]

This is 20, by the way, if you guys are wondering, this is 2158p.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, that's not looked at. Sure looks like it.

[Dan]

Here comes. And then.

[Ethan Klein]

Why is he buying the kids?

[Dan]

No, but also, he's wearing a gold blazer. They're at. They're at a costume party. Shrek coated. How's it Shrek coated?

[Hila Klein]

Why are they all dressed like that? Look how shiny his pants are too.

[Dan]

It would be so awesome if Tate's chain was also gold. So watch. His homie tries to take his chain off and he. This man literally has never taken a necklace off.

[Hila Klein]

That's his buddy.

[Dan]

That's the guy. The tight pants guy at the press conference.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, it is. You're right. Right, right, right.

[Dan]

He's like clouded up on this whole event. Look how He. Look how he tries to get this chain off him.

[Ethan Klein]

It's okay, sweetie.

[Dan]

He really just wants to give him a kiss.

[Ethan Klein]

He really love you. It's very intimate.

[Dan]

Think of me.

[Ethan Klein]

Very intimate.

[Hila Klein]

Probably a fake chain anyway.

[Ethan Klein]

You know, for the top G. No

[Hila Klein]

way, no way, no way. Back up.

[Dan]

Why are they letting him take the chain off them even? Yeah, they've probably never seen it before. Like, it's not in their training. True. Not. Get that off. You're right.

[Hila Klein]

Everybody back off. Come on, let us see it. This is the greatest show.

[Ethan Klein]

He just trying to pull it over his head.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, this guy's trying to even open the class.

[Dan]

Yank it over his dome.

[Ethan Klein]

No experiencing, no experience. Taking off class.

[Hila Klein]

No.

[Dan]

You know what I mean. His brother is so dumb. You could see his dumbass. He looks like Orthodox Jew. Talk about doy. What is going on here? I wasn't gonna say it, but I was thinking.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, yeah, this is definitely a little Orthodox coded.

[Dan]

One second he's defending. He's no at. One second he's saying it's not cool to play Heil Hitler, and now he's dressed as an Orthodox Jew.

[Ethan Klein]

Wow. What's next?

[Dan]

Connect the dots, people.

[Ethan Klein]

What's next? Latkes.

[Dan]

Latkes and Jewish women.

[Ethan Klein]

Gefelte fish.

[Dan]

Come on, Abris. Never too late, Tata. For now. Enjoy the ride. Tristan, anything to say? What a goon. My God. Looks like he put on a little couple pounds too, eh? Yeah, I was gonna say his hair transplant looks like it. Real? And we were drinking.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, we were drinking and. Yeah, like, I was. It was crazy.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, that sounds crazy, man.

[Dan]

That's sick, bro. Yo, this guy. That's sick.

[Ethan Klein]

We're drinking. This is crazy.

[Hila Klein]

Thanks.

[Dan]

My boy's about to go melt that thing down.

[Ethan Klein]

Pawn.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, I think it was in this angle that.

[Dan]

Oh, this is the second angle is

[Hila Klein]

where you could see him try to give the phone.

[Dan]

Oh, yeah. I didn't even notice the phone. Where's the phone? Handoff. 13 seconds.

[Hila Klein]

Maybe another angle.

[Ethan Klein]

13 seconds.

[Dan]

Oh, let me see.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, it was here.

[Dan]

Let's see here.

[Hila Klein]

Watch his hand

[Dan]

buffering. He takes it out of his pocket here.

[Hila Klein]

Here.

[Dan]

See? Slick move. That's why he has his tits out. Because I didn't even see that the first time. I wasn't looking at his.

[Ethan Klein]

Honestly, he was kind of slick with

[Dan]

that, but his homies dropped the ball.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah,

[Dan]

he dropped it. Well, I think he meant did they pick it up or did they leave it?

[Ethan Klein]

I think he wanted that guy to.

[Dan]

Oh.

[Ethan Klein]

Yo, what's it up?

[Dan]

What's on that phone, brother?

[Hila Klein]

Don't worry, they'll get it.

[Ethan Klein]

That guy picked it up. Is that guy Copper one of Tate's people? I couldn't tell.

[Dan]

Well, either way, they're good. The cops are gonna want that phone. Now. Let's see. Drops the phone.

[Hila Klein]

Didn't even hear it.

[Ethan Klein]

This guy, he's telling that guy to back up. I.

[Dan]

This guy's not a cop. I don't. Oh, he sees it.

[Hila Klein]

This is the guy with the jeans. Could be a cop.

[Ethan Klein]

The guy with the jeans is who picks it up. And I think it. He might.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Dan]

Wait, let me go back.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, yeah, the way he tells that guy to back up.

[Dan]

All right, so. Hey, would you mind signing. Hey, I'm just trying to see who's behind him. This guy comes out. Wait, hold on.

[Ethan Klein]

Maybe he's not a cop.

[Dan]

Can't tell. I can't tell.

[Hila Klein]

It's hard to tell because they're wearing, like, just regular clothes.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, the. Even the plain clothes ones, though, have bests on. And that guy.

[Hila Klein]

That's true. That guy doesn't. Yeah.

[Dan]

Trying to see if I could spot him again. Well, anyway, listen, they're going to get it.

[Ethan Klein]

They're going to get that from.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're gonna get it.

[Ethan Klein]

They're gonna get the phone.

[Dan]

Surely there's nothing incriminating on it.

[Hila Klein]

No, nothing, but nobody.

[Dan]

These are not. Those are not cops. Tate is full of. What the. Is your point? What are you trying to say? That he's staged the arrest?

[Ethan Klein]

I think that is what they're trying to say.

[Dan]

Interesting.

[Hila Klein]

Okay.

[Dan]

New angles.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

New conspiracies. Very exciting. I gotta go to the bathroom real fast. I'll be right back.

[Ethan Klein]

Adult diapers, dude.

[Dan]

Say what?

[Ethan Klein]

Adult diapers

[Dan]

next time.

[Ethan Klein]

Hey, what's going on? Let me thank some of these fine people who have been donating. Thank you to everybody who's supporting the show through either super chats or gifting subs or even throwing your bits. Throwing your bits around. J. Rus said, Tonight at 10, the Tates imprison on taints in prison. Stay tuned. Pretty good. Pretty good. Alita said, I can fix him. I hope that wasn't in regards to the Tate brothers. This was sent right at the beginning of the show, so I don't think it was. Let's see. Char says, I just got the call from my wife that I have officially closed on our first home. Hey, girly. To all the homeowners out there, congratulations, Char.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, that's huge.

[Ethan Klein]

That is huge. That's Very exciting.

[Hila Klein]

Congratulations.

[Ethan Klein]

Well done. Well done. Char Connie colors says gapes for Harley chat, Gape nation, and then a bunch of donut emojis.

[Hila Klein]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know if I'm down for Gabe Nation. Happy birthday to the beloved co host of the main show, the number one gay Jewish David podcast. Very good. That's from Persephone. Rachel. My birthday is also on the 25th, and I'll be 42. Well, happy birthday on the 25th to you, Rachel. 40 inch. 40 inch ginkgos. It's hot. Jimothy Summer. Jimothy. What is that in reference to?

[Hila Klein]

Jimothy is like. Is that the dog with the short spine?

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, not a dog. A raccoon. Right.

[Hila Klein]

Is it a raccoon? There's also a dog like that. Or is it. I don't know.

[Ethan Klein]

It's a raccoon. Did you think it was a dog? Because that's pretty funny.

[Joseph McBride]

Actually.

[Ethan Klein]

Here. Here's a picture of Jimothy here.

[Hila Klein]

Let me see it.

[Ethan Klein]

He is so cute. I know. They talked about this on. On After Dark the other day.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, okay. Yeah, that's Orun. There's a dog that looks.

[Ethan Klein]

There is.

[Hila Klein]

There is a. I know, exactly.

[Ethan Klein]

Is there a stubby dog?

[Hila Klein]

And he's like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes.

[Dan]

I saw Alex party. He made like a artwork of this right away. It was pretty cool.

[Ethan Klein]

Shout out to Jimothy.

[Dan]

That's what a big, big Ed morphs into.

[Hila Klein]

Yes,

[Ethan Klein]

Big Ed in the Odyssey.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Spoiler alert. Let's see Haley's comet. Hey, what's up, HALEY? Celebrating my 32nd today from space. Peace and love. Happy birthday to you, Haley. Ned Schneebly. I have to tell you, this entire time I thought Shambhala was a Jewish holiday. I read this one earlier, but that was funny.

[Hila Klein]

So very accurate. I mean, if you're not Jewish, Sure,

[Ethan Klein]

I understand the confusion.

[Dan]

Wait, their name is Ned Schneider.

[Ethan Klein]

Nibly. Yeah, that's dope.

[Dan]

That was the name of the teacher

[Ethan Klein]

in school of Rock. Oh, you had me worried. I thought you were about to say that. I just got got somehow. No, didn't realize.

[Dan]

I doubt that's the real name, but great.

[Ethan Klein]

Shout out to school Rock. Is that the greatest movie ever made?

[Dan]

No, that is Highlander.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay, just. Just that. Just. Just curious.

[Dan]

It will never not be Highlander.

[Ethan Klein]

Got it. See this one we read earlier about the three days past the due date having contractions. Hope that's. Hope that's all working out for you, Joe Russo. Is Ethan able to reach an octave on the piano? I assume no. Does he struggle with his disadvantages? Oh, this is a small hands joke for anyone that's not following along.

[Hila Klein]

Not cool.

[Ethan Klein]

Not cool. Ban him, Joe. You're banned here.

[Hila Klein]

Then Galia sent in Discord some short spine dogs.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay. Oh, what? Oh, this is. These poor guys. I mean, they're cute, but also like, I hope they. I hope they're not like.

[Hila Klein]

I know.

[Ethan Klein]

I hope they're okay. Look at this guy. What on earth is going on there?

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, I like.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, my God. This other one. This one. This one is big egg coated as fuck. Dude, this is straight up dog version of Big Ed. That's crazy. Oh, these puppers, they look like they're still happy, though. Yeah, I hope they're living good lives. Shout out. Shout out to the short spines everywhere.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah,

[Ethan Klein]

Jess says leaving for Shambhala tomorrow. Safe travels to Harley and Ab. Hope to catch you on. On the far. On the farm. Fingers crossed the line isn't too long for y'. All. The line?

[Hila Klein]

Oh, there's a line?

[Ethan Klein]

What does that mean?

[Dan]

Maybe the line to get in.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, I guess.

[Hila Klein]

I don't like.

[Ethan Klein]

Presumably. P.S. as a Shambhala local, please know that filming on the farm is not in the Shambhala spirit. Lots of open drug use and nudity. It's a sacred place. Okay. Well, some.

[Hila Klein]

Too bad.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. I don't. I don't know what to say.

[Hila Klein]

Well, we'll figure it out.

[Ethan Klein]

I mean, obviously we won't film people without their consent. Yeah, but maybe he's gonna be filming. Brandon here said, I saw the Odyssey last Thursday, and I'm going to be devastated if y' all don't like the Odyssey. Absolutely my favorite movie I have ever seen.

[Hila Klein]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

I love every minute of it. Love to the crew and Ethan and Hila. Well, again, only myself and Ethan and Hila have seen it so far.

[Hila Klein]

I cannot wait to hear your thoughts then. But let's wait for Ethan, I guess.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, we'll wait. We'll be talking about it. But I guess you don't have to worry too much. I don't think you'll be disappointed. Oh, God. You saw it in 70 millimeter. Ooh, cinephile.

[Hila Klein]

Okay, Fancy.

[Ethan Klein]

I wanted to, but I was not able to see it that way. However, I did see it on a Dolby screen, which isn't quite IMAX aspect ratio, but it's close, so I saw it close to the intended way. Yeah, you know, I don't have a great excuse to. I was looking up this morning because I've been seeing the Articles about how there's literally only like 45 theaters or something in the United States that can actually screen it the proper way. And I looked it up. I was curious how many. It's 41 in the entire world. Okay, well, get this. Do you know how many imac screens there are in the greater Los angeles area?

[Hila Klein]

No.

[Ethan Klein]

14. 14 of the 411 in the world are like right within like an hour drive of us right here.

[Dan]

Do you know where another one is?

[Ethan Klein]

We're pretty spoiled. Let me guess. Dearborn.

[Hila Klein]

That's right.

[Dan]

We got one.

[Ethan Klein]

Really?

[Dan]

We got one, baby.

[Ethan Klein]

Very cool.

[Hila Klein]

Very cool. I think Ethan and I got really lucky because we just bought it like the day before, but it was at the same time as the super bowl game. Or not Super. The World Cup.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Hila Klein]

So I guess a lot of people probably were watching that, right?

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, that was probably a good time to see it.

[Hila Klein]

Got lucky.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, more on that later. We will be having an Odyssey review slash debrief later in the show.

[Hila Klein]

And then I will tell you that later that night, Ethan and I watched Troy, the old movie.

[Ethan Klein]

Wait, really? You watched back to back? Iliad, Odyssey double feature. That's kind of cool.

[Dan]

I have a feeling. I don't want to spoil it, but I feel like that was because Ethan's like, this is how it should have been done, but I don't know.

[Ethan Klein]

We'll see, we'll see, we'll see.

[Hila Klein]

You know him well. Maybe we'll see.

[Ethan Klein]

That is a good movie. But it's kind of. I guess it's not fair to say apples and oranges because.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, you want to answer this question? Will the TF rib long sleeve shirt come back again? It's been a while since my. The OCD fixated on a piece of clothing. I struggle with sensory sensitivity. Although TF has helped so much. Those long sleeves. But. Okay, sorry. I read that weird. But yes, they are coming back. I'm wearing the new one, brown, and it's coming back, I believe in two weeks.

[Ethan Klein]

Hey. Yeah, there you go. Asking you shall receive.

[Hila Klein]

So that's interesting. You have problem with some stuff, but you. But these have not been a problem is what I'm understanding. Nice. Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Block chicken here, shout out. Block chicken.

[Hila Klein]

Shout out.

[Ethan Klein]

I only know Shambhala from the Full Metal Alchemist movie where Fuhrer King Bradley's real world counterpart was actually Jewish and the real H Man existed too. Very weird. Brotherhood retconned it. Okay, that is a lot. I haven't seen Full Metal Alchemist in a long time. I'm assuming this was the original anime where they kind of went off and did their own thing. I did watch that one back in the day, but I remember Brotherhood.

[Hila Klein]

Can you read that again?

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. I only know Shambhala from the Full Metal Alchemist movie, where Fuhrer King Bradley's real world counterpart was actually Jewish and the real H Man Hitler existed too. Very weird. Brotherhood retconned it, so there's a Shambhala reference in there. Shambhala. Shambhala. Full Metal Alchemist, conqueror of Shambhala is the name of the film. It's a 2005 Japanese animated. Yeah. So this must be. It's a direct sequel, in conclusion, to the original Fullmetal Alchemist TV show. Yeah. So this was. There's this whole complicated thing where they made the show, they caught up with the manga, and then instead of waiting for the manga, just did their own second half of the story, essentially. And then later there was another anime that actually followed the manga story. And I'm more familiar with that latter one, I believe.

[Hila Klein]

Eitan and I watched both.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. I mean, I watched. I watched the. The original back in the day, too. I just don't really remember it very well.

[Hila Klein]

I don't really remember enough. Yeah, yeah. But it was one of my favorite shows.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, it's great. It's great.

[Hila Klein]

I think Brotherhood was our favorite.

[Dan]

I still gotta watch it.

[Hila Klein]

Not messing it up.

[Ethan Klein]

You definitely gotta watch it.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. If you haven't, you should.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, shout out Block Chicken for that.

[Hila Klein]

Dono. Full Metal Brotherhood. Was that our favorite?

[Dan]

That was the good one.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dan]

I mean, they're both good, but Brotherhood is the good one.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, Block Chicken, you'll find this funny. Ethan Blockchicken has reminded us that the movie sequel to the original one is literally called Fullmetal Alchemist. The movie Conqueror of Shambhala.

[Dan]

Shambhala. Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Look at this.

[Dan]

So what does it mean in that?

[Hila Klein]

Have we watched the movie?

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know. So I don't think I've ever seen this. This movie.

[Dan]

I don't. Yeah, I don't think it was a

[Ethan Klein]

sequel to the series. So, anyways, shout out to Full Metal Alchemist Ethan and send it on back here, buddy.

[Dan]

Thank you. Appreciate that. God bless you. Hey, welcome back. Having a good time here. What I miss?

[Hila Klein]

We want to talk about our Odyssey experiences.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, lots of Odyssey. Super.

[Hila Klein]

But we're waiting.

[Ethan Klein]

But we're waiting. Yeah, we got to get through Tate first.

[Dan]

All right, well, we'll work our way through that, and then. Yes, we're Going to have a little bit of an odyssey. Our Tate odyssey here first. So let's see here. Andrew bragging about how easily he can fly back to Miami.

[Ethan Klein]

Oops.

[Dan]

Let's see.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, to be fair, he did. He did fly back to Miami.

[Dan]

So this is from last year. Beginning of last year, March 10, he said Florida. I will be flying back tomorrow and look forward to getting arrested if you have probable cause. A man of the law. I see. Because every day you don't arrest me proves your clowns talking lies for political points at Governor Ron DeSantis. Come get me if I'm guilty and charge me in a court of law.

[Hila Klein]

Okay.

[Dan]

Isn't that great?

[Ethan Klein]

Well done.

[Dan]

And this was. Oh, yeah, this is a quote to it from his. From. Yeah. Fantastic, isn't it? Isn't it just beautiful?

[Hila Klein]

Great.

[Dan]

Official statement from the Assistant Chief Constable Karina Thomas listing all of their charges.

[Ethan Klein]

Not the constable.

[Hila Klein]

Constable.

[Dan]

Constable. What country is this? I didn't know we had a constable. Do we do constables here? She even looks like a constable.

[Ethan Klein]

No, this is in the uk.

[Hila Klein]

Okay.

[Dan]

Okay, okay, okay. Wait. It says.

[Ethan Klein]

Look at that.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Ethan Klein]

Necktie.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

I was like, that is such a wild. Look.

[Dan]

Some English ass ceiling right there, boy. What in the God's name she has

[Ethan Klein]

wrapped around goofy ass country dude.

[Dan]

What? Why they.

[Hila Klein]

What?

[Dan]

What in the gods?

[Ethan Klein]

What the blazes?

[Dan]

What the blazes is going on here? I'm Assistant Chief Constable Karina Thomas, lead

[Ethan Klein]

for the Bedfordshire, Cambridgeshire and Hertfordshire.

[Dan]

Major Crosshire. Cambridge.

[Ethan Klein]

That's a lot of cheers.

[Dan]

Puppeteer.

[Joseph McBride]

Cheer. Cheer.

[Ethan Klein]

Lot of cheers.

[Dan]

Yorkshire Papa.

[Joseph McBride]

Cheer.

[Dan]

Can y' all fucking figure out a new village name?

[Hila Klein]

Can we hear it again?

[Dan]

Yes. Good idea. You know how I just realized every soccer player's name is Ronaldo during the World Cup? They're all named Ronaldo. Mm.

[Ethan Klein]

I. They're not all names.

[Dan]

Yes, they are. Gallia knows what I'm talking about.

[Hila Klein]

Ronaldo and Ronaldinho.

[Dan]

Ronaldo. Dino. The hell it's not even a name. Lead for the Bedfordshire, Cambridgeshire and Hertfordshire. Wait, let me come. Hertfordshire, Cambridgeshire. I'm Assistant Chief Constable Corinna Thomas, lead

[Ethan Klein]

for the Bedfordshire, Cambridgeshire and Hertfordshire Major Crime Unit.

[Dan]

Come on, you silly country. Get your shit together.

[Ethan Klein]

Wait.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Two Dalloni in our chat said constables in Pennsylvania, too. Pricks.

[Hila Klein]

Oh.

[Dan]

Oh. Because it's like a Canadian thing.

[Ethan Klein]

What? Because they're like, pennsylvania is not in

[Dan]

Canada, so why do you do that? No, I know it's not in Canada,

[Ethan Klein]

So what are you saying?

[Dan]

I guess it's not even really on the Border, is it?

[Ethan Klein]

I mean, it's relatively close.

[Dan]

That's the only people I could imagine wanting to have constables. There's people that are close to Canada that they talk like them.

[Ethan Klein]

Right. I was just unclear if that commenter was calling the constables pricks or if we're pricks for not knowing the pricks.

[Hila Klein]

Us, the prick.

[Ethan Klein]

That seems harsh.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Joseph McBride]

Sorry.

[Dan]

That w. Has constables.

[Hila Klein]

Ben Ven.

[Dan]

You know what I call them? Can't Stand yous.

[Ethan Klein]

Damn.

[Dan]

You know. Come on.

[Ethan Klein]

Pretty good. In 2024, the CPS authorized 21 charges

[Dan]

against Andrew Tate and Tristan Tate following our investigation into allegations of sexual offences

[Ethan Klein]

dating back to 2012.

[Dan]

Following the initial charges being authorised, we

[Ethan Klein]

have continued to investigate further offences reported to both Bedfordshire Police. As a result, 38 new charges.

[Dan]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

In total, have now been authorized against

[Dan]

Andrew and Tristan Tate, bringing the total number of charges faced to.

[Joseph McBride]

59.

[Ethan Klein]

59.

[Dan]

Brother, oh, brother.

[Joseph McBride]

Whoa.

[Dan]

Oh.

[Ethan Klein]

It's a lot of damage.

[Dan]

Tell me more, Constable. Is relate to seven victims spanning a period. I mean, that's not. Pete. That's not like one or two. Where it's like, oh, yeah, it's a conspiracy. Seven, seven. Come on.

[Ethan Klein]

To 2017. Our officers have worked closely with the

[Dan]

CPS and both national and international law enforcement agencies as part of this complex investigation.

[Ethan Klein]

I can now confirm that officers from

[Dan]

the United States have arrested both Andrew and Tristan Tate in relation to this matter and they are being detained pending ongoing legal proceedings. We understand that the interest that this

[Ethan Klein]

case will generate, but we would urge the public not to speculate and to

[Dan]

allow the process to be carried out. Don't you dare ask me not to speculate. How dare you?

[Ethan Klein]

They're very much against speculation there in the uk.

[Dan]

Please do not speculate.

[Ethan Klein]

I have. I have horrible news, Ethan.

[Hila Klein]

Why?

[Ethan Klein]

We've exposed our own ignorance severely here.

[Hila Klein]

We have a constable.

[Ethan Klein]

23 states have constables. Almost half. Almost half of our country has constables.

[Hila Klein]

What is a constable?

[Dan]

What is a con?

[Ethan Klein]

I think it's just like a sheriff. I think maybe they just have that instead of sheriffs, essentially.

[Hila Klein]

This whole time I was sitting here thinking, what's a constable? And I was like, don't ask it.

[Dan]

You're just a dumbass.

[Hila Klein]

Look it up. You mean because you guys must know, because you're on them so hard.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, I know what it is. I just didn't know we had them

[Hila Klein]

know you knew what it is, Ethan. What? What is it?

[Dan]

Well, I knew it was someone in law enforcement. I just didn't know, like, what.

[Hila Klein]

I just Thought it sounded funny. Funny.

[Ethan Klein]

It is a funny one.

[Dan]

But you're from. You're English, so. Well, I mean, that's your. That's your people.

[Ethan Klein]

So I will say she's English, but she's mostly an Ohio resident.

[Hila Klein]

Thank you, Dan. And does Ohio have a constable?

[Ethan Klein]

Ohio is not on this list.

[Dan]

So why on earth would I know? Why on earth would I know that?

[Ethan Klein]

You know what state does have a constable and somebody didn't speak up?

[Hila Klein]

Los Angeles.

[Ethan Klein]

Michigan. Michigan has.

[Dan]

You know that AB And Lena.

[Joseph McBride]

Ab.

[Ethan Klein]

Were you holding out on us?

[Hila Klein]

You know about the constables?

[Dan]

I. I didn't know about that. But what's the equivalent a sheriff? It seems higher than that.

[Ethan Klein]

It seems like it kind of varies, but so what?

[Dan]

It's just willy nilly. Doesn't mean anything.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. Constables act as law enforcement officers, though their exact role in jurisdictions vary drastically by state. For example, Texas, their function as full peace officers who enforce laws in patrol. Conversely, in states like Arizona, they focus on serving the courts. Kind of like a U.S. marshal.

[Dan]

So it sounds like a bunch of citadest.

[Ethan Klein]

It's just kind of all over the place.

[Dan]

We must have both in Michigan because

[Ethan Klein]

we have sheriffs as well. You do have sheriffs.

[Joseph McBride]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

So maybe the constables are the core.

[Dan]

I've never heard of. Yeah, maybe it's like a esquire or like Dr. It just means like.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, it's just kind of like one of many names that can be used for law enforcement.

[Dan]

So I was right to be confused by it.

[Ethan Klein]

Kind of. Yeah.

[Dan]

The police chief is.

[Ethan Klein]

We were a horseplayer.

[Dan]

Yeah. I don't know what goes on over there, but we use precise language here in America.

[Ethan Klein]

Again, 23 states, not my state. Well, that's true.

[Dan]

I want to make it clear that there is no place for male violence against women. Female violence, on the other hand, it's fully acceptable. And girls in our society. And we will continue to work tirelessly

[Ethan Klein]

to support victims and investigate all reports made to us.

[Hila Klein]

Thank you.

[Ethan Klein]

Thank you.

[Dan]

Thank you.

[Hila Klein]

Thank you.

[Dan]

Thank you.

[Hila Klein]

Thank you.

[Dan]

Bed Fisher, please. Thank you. Thank you. The constables like you. Thank you.

[Hila Klein]

Thank you.

[Dan]

Constable is a person holding a particular office. Most commonly in law enforcement, the office of constable can vary significantly different jurisdictions.

[Ethan Klein]

I just read all that.

[Dan]

Yeah. Okay. A statement from Joseph McBride, an attorney represent. We watched. Is that what we just watched?

[Ethan Klein]

Yes, that's. That's our.

[Dan]

Oh, he went. This is the guy who said. Follow me on Twitter Update. Andrew and Tristan are in solitary confinement.

[Ethan Klein]

So is he the sole source for that?

[Dan]

It might be. They're now. They're now in a 5 by 12 cell as political prisoners. Are they in there together?

[Hila Klein]

It almost sounds like that.

[Dan]

There's. There's a picture at the bottom if you want to see. Yeah, let me see.

[Hila Klein]

No way. Oh, no way. Political prison.

[Ethan Klein]

Why they put that right on the fucking wall.

[Dan]

Wait, why is there keys? Guys, guys, guys.

[Ethan Klein]

You can totally get out.

[Hila Klein]

You got here. Wait a minute.

[Dan]

This is so. AI. Glasses, keys, a necklace.

[Hila Klein]

Probably the keys to all their cars. Their feet are touching.

[Dan]

Yeah, their feet.

[Ethan Klein]

It's the Bugatti.

[Dan]

Yeah, Bugatti. Tristan with a full head of hair.

[Hila Klein]

There's no bubble water, right?

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, that's insulting.

[Dan]

Damn. It's. That's. You know, this whole thing started from bubble Wa.

[Hila Klein]

I always. I still think about him whenever I

[Dan]

hear about bubble wall and just. It's all been downhill since bubble waa was all so silly.

[Hila Klein]

And, Dan, have you noticed that so many people are starting to steal your look with the shaved head, the beard?

[Dan]

Yeah, I have noticed, Hila.

[Ethan Klein]

I have noticed. And it is. It's not surprising, really, because. Feel like it's a good look.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

But I don't really appreciate. But, you know, flatter. The imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. That's right.

[Dan]

Sleevery.

[Hila Klein]

Because, like, when the Paul brothers started to wear Gucci, they kind of drove Gucci to the ground, I feel like.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, no, they're.

[Dan]

They.

[Hila Klein]

Honestly, I don't want Miami to do that to them. Yeah.

[Dan]

Wasn't the. Whoa. The unalive forest? Wasn't that in a Gucci jacket?

[Hila Klein]

Yes.

[Dan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Hila Klein]

That was the Gucci era.

[Dan]

I. I genuinely think they may have played a hand in ending the. Because Gucci was, like, the whole vibe then.

[Hila Klein]

They had a huge vibe at that moment. That is like, I guess, aura maybe, is what people say, but it's gone.

[Dan]

Door is gone.

[Ethan Klein]

Door is gone.

[Hila Klein]

Left in the forest.

[Dan]

It's been farmed into. Into oblivion.

[Hila Klein]

So Miami people need to back off. Yeah.

[Dan]

Also, hey, why are we telling them?

[Hila Klein]

Because, like, you see, like, they got this whole, like, shaved head, beard look.

[Dan]

Oh, you think that's a Miami.

[Hila Klein]

Notice that. It's. It's something that's happening. Okay.

[Dan]

Miami, we see, but that's ours. Innocent men don't flee. Internet superstar.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, my God.

[Dan]

Bro is on a silly hat arc right now.

[Hila Klein]

I actually really respect that.

[Ethan Klein]

It's like he's just like Hannibal Lector

[Dan]

at the end of the Silence of the Labs.

[Ethan Klein]

Is that all right, Nate?

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah. When he. The Final scene. I'm having an old friend for dinner.

[Ethan Klein]

Totally.

[Dan]

Dude.

[Ethan Klein]

Look at this.

[Dan]

Let's see. Off to eat some more children.

[Hila Klein]

There.

[Ethan Klein]

There's a better one from the front.

[Dan]

I mean, his hat is honestly. His hat is honestly much cooler.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah. Tristan's is like now the Internet personnel.

[Dan]

It's like so tall. It's like a cowboy hat.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, that is such a cool.

[Dan]

Or a fedora. And then like, look at him. Also, his face looks damn silly.

[Ethan Klein]

He looks so goofy. What the.

[Dan]

Like, my boy's got like a sweet little baby face. But we all know what you do. So he says, let's see it.

[Hila Klein]

Also, it just doesn't work with him. He's already tall and it's making him taller. Looks goofy.

[Dan]

While his brother Andrew gets hit with brand new speech charges in Romania for stuff said on American platforms. What is that? Okay, Tristan went off free speech in England is under massive attack.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, Shout out. Shout out to massive. Massive attack.

[Hila Klein]

LDN businessman.

[Dan]

14 minutes. My God.

[Ethan Klein]

In Washington DC.

[Hila Klein]

Can you tell us why?

[Ethan Klein]

Well, it's funny, everyone, you know, he

[Dan]

says Dubai is safer than the West. Not for the slaves.

[Ethan Klein]

He's such a goofball dude who lives there. No wonder Andrew does all the talking.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Joseph McBride]

You know what I mean.

[Ethan Klein]

Assume I'm some type of foreigner. I was actually born here in Washington D.C. at the Walter Reed Medical Center. My father was in the United States airport.

[Dan]

Advised him to dress this way and talk this way. They're like, you gotta look like a good guy now.

[Ethan Klein]

So we're go to America, talk broccoli, Mr.

[Dan]

Monopoly, you'll be good. That cowboy hat just does not go with the suit.

[Ethan Klein]

It's not a cowboy.

[Hila Klein]

What is that?

[Dan]

No, it's shaped like a cow. It's like a cowboy. It's very confused.

[Hila Klein]

Very confused because it's like tall and. And small brim.

[Dan]

This is a southern gentleman on a cowboy hat drinking some tea. Yeah, I don't think anybody wear that hat.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Hey, everybody.

[Hila Klein]

Kara Kashanova with Lindell tv, here with Tristan Tate.

[Dan]

Oh, okay. Shout out.

[Ethan Klein]

The great media personality, Internet personality and businessman here in Washington D.C. can you tell us why? Well, it's funny. Everyone, you know, hears the accent and they assume. I'm sometimes born here in Washington D.C. at the Walter Reed Medical Center. My father was in the United States Air Force and this is actually my hometown in a very funny way. But I've decided to come to Washington D.C. just to make some new friends. Find out how I could be helpful and useful to everybody. Fighting the good Fight. I don't just want to sit in Dubai and relax too much. So my brother and I are here to make friends and be helpful, I guess.

[Dan]

So you're here with your brother, Andrew Tate, and you both now reside in Dubai, but you're dual citizens here and in England as well. So you have sort of international experience

[Hila Klein]

on what's going on around the world,

[Ethan Klein]

I would say, yeah, I might.

[Dan]

So, clearly you have credentials to speak on any world affair.

[Hila Klein]

It sounds like he practiced his talk with AI. Like he. He did some practice, sure. This is how AI taught him to talk.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

God.

[Dan]

Someone needs to hit him with the flash. He looks like the dude from Get Out.

[Hila Klein]

I'm just here to make some friends and be lovely.

[Dan]

Oh, that's true. Well, it's a beautiful day, and I'm just here to make friends and just have a great time. Let us know what you want to do next. That sounds great. I'm here just to help on your mission.

[Hila Klein]

Yep.

[Dan]

Awesome. I'm just here to help out and be helpful where I can. Let me know what I can do for you next. That sounds good to me. Let's get a plan going.

[Hila Klein]

Yes.

[Dan]

Hey, that sounds like a great plan. Start us off and I'll follow along. I fucking hate that shit. They're so worthless. Wait, that is very chatgpt coded. We're just here to help. How we can. Let us know. Hit the ground running. Hey, everybody.

[Hila Klein]

Cara CastroNova with Lindell TV here.

[Dan]

I want to hear that again.

[Ethan Klein]

So robotic. Tristan Tate, the great media.

[Dan]

Yeah, someone in chat said, I don't know what he's doing. All I know is that guy's a rapist. For real, though?

[Joseph McBride]

For real, though.

[Ethan Klein]

Kristen Tate, the great media personality, Internet personality.

[Dan]

And the way he looks to the side here is very, like, strange. Watch his eyes.

[Ethan Klein]

Who I ran into in Washington, D.C. tristan Tate, the great media personality, Internet personality and business.

[Dan]

See that?

[Hila Klein]

It's like, is that FBI? No, it's okay.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, shit.

[Hila Klein]

No.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah. You did panic a little bit there.

[Hila Klein]

They gotta live in paranoia.

[Dan]

Yeah. Hell, yeah, dude. You're not in Dubai anymore. Here in Washington, D.C. can you tell us why?

[Ethan Klein]

Well, it's funny. Everyone, you know, hears the accent, and they assume I'm some type of foreigner. I was actually born here in Washington, D.C. at the Walter Reed Medical Center. My father was in the United States Air Force, and this is actually my hometown in a very funny way. But I've decided to come to Washington, D.C. just to make.

[Dan]

Well, he means in no way at all, because I Don't think he grew up here in any sense.

[Hila Klein]

Absolutely. AI and then. And then AI is like, tell me how you like this. Or do you want me to add something to make it warmer?

[Dan]

Right. Would you like me to make it warmer or maybe a little funnier? Yeah, let me know.

[Ethan Klein]

I could help new friends. Find out how I could be helpful and useful to everybody.

[Dan]

I'm here. I'm just here to make new friends and be helpful. Let's hit the ground running. Let me know how I can help. I'm just here to make new friends and help you have a good time.

[Hila Klein]

Maybe mention Walter Reed fight.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't just want to sit in Dubai and relax too much. So my brother and I are here to make friends and be helpful, I guess.

[Hila Klein]

So you're here.

[Dan]

We're here to make friends, be helpful. Let's get started. It sounds like one of my in laws are coming back from Lebanon. And they're being interviewed, like, oh, you know, I'm just here. I love this country.

[Ethan Klein]

Been here 20 years.

[Dan]

You know, just gonna do some good while I'm here. Happy to be back. God bless America.

[Ethan Klein]

God bless America. You're here with your brother, Andrew Tate,

[Hila Klein]

and you both now intern.

[Ethan Klein]

I guess a long lesson on what it's like in different countries and what it's like in different cultures. I left America when I was seven and a half years old, and I grew up in the uk. I've lived in many different European nations as well, and now I live in the Middle east, so I kind of understand the massive differences between all of them. That's why your accent is so interesting. Do people in England think you have an American?

[Dan]

Why is it that, like, these Christian fundamentalists need to, like, suck the dicks of, like, sex traffickers? Like, guys, it's okay to say you don't like them. You don't have to get married to every sleaze bag that. Why are they even defending them at all? Honestly, Lindell, I don't know, like, what's going on here?

[Hila Klein]

Mike can accent the metrics.

[Ethan Klein]

No, I do sound largely English. I just sound a little bit not English. So English people can't quite work out where the little twang comes from. And it's from Washington, D.C. as it turns out. Well, I guess. I guess so.

[Joseph McBride]

I guess it is.

[Dan]

This is where.

[Ethan Klein]

This is where I'm. You know, I say, despite behind the accent and behind my use of the metric system and, you know, things like that there is the heart of an American. And that's great.

[Dan]

I've got the heart of American.

[Ethan Klein]

Wow.

[Dan]

Let me know how I can help you show. I'm just here to help out and make some friends. Make some friends.

[Ethan Klein]

So I always really am because we believe in free speech here.

[Hila Klein]

I know that's sort of.

[Dan]

Oh, this is intolerable. What is this? Straight trash. Yeah, trash. Because abusing children is pretty good. That. I mean, kind of, right? I mean, ultimately, hey, I'm just expressing myself. Hoo ha. Hoo ha. Hoo ha. See here. Where. Where was I? Oh, that was sent in discord last year, Ron DeSantis made a statement, of course, the governor of Florida. Wait, listen, if you like going to Miami, and I don't know why, Miami's become like Mecca for these, like, out, like, red pill douchebags. They're all there now. And you saw how devastated Sneako was when he got banned from Miami Clubs. Like, he can't go to any other city. They have to. To be there. So I don't know what's going on there, but if you love Miami, don't start a beef with the governor of Florida.

[Ethan Klein]

Right? That's right.

[Dan]

Especially someone that's petty and like. Like Ron. I don't think Ron DeSantis really cares about, like, the law and being fair. You know,

[Ethan Klein]

I read about it through the media.

[Dan]

Clearly the federal government has jurisdiction whether they want to rebuff his entry into the United States. And I have confidence that whether it's

[Ethan Klein]

Pam Bondi or Kristi Noem that they will be looking at that.

[Dan]

I do know our attorney general, gone,

[Ethan Klein]

by the way, in disgrace, is looking

[Dan]

at what state hooks and jurisdiction we may have. He's like, yeah, our state attorney general, we're already looking how we can arrest him the minute he's here. That's the governor, bro. That's not like some dude talking. That's like the guy you see, the soldier mogging him in the background. Oh, look at that. The whole time he's just doing that soldier maxing.

[Ethan Klein]

What though he is.

[Dan]

Wow. Deal with this. But the reality is, is no, Florida is not a place where. Where you're welcome. Nice with that. With those.

[Ethan Klein]

That that type of conduct in the air.

[Dan]

And I don't know how it came to this. We were not involved. Involved.

[Ethan Klein]

We were not notified. I found out through the media that this was something that was happening.

[Dan]

Oh, yeah. So I remember he got out of prison in Romania and then he flew directly to Miami, right, To visit, to celebrate. I don't remember why, but DeSantis was like, no, thanks.

[Ethan Klein]

So I was Reminded. There is somewhere that we saw that exact hat that Tristan was wearing before. You guys remember that one week.

[Dan]

That's.

[Ethan Klein]

That's tried wearing this hat all the time.

[Dan]

But that. See, that hat is more respectable. It's made of, like, twine and twill. And it looks light.

[Ethan Klein]

Pretty similar.

[Dan]

Summery. Honestly, Dan, the way your shots lined up kind of looks like you. You're wearing it right now.

[Ethan Klein]

Really?

[Dan]

I can't see my.

[Ethan Klein]

Hold on. Let me take this down.

[Hila Klein]

Cut to me.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, yeah, They do the eye thing.

[Joseph McBride]

That.

[Dan]

Tristan, you're being eye mogged by Jay Shetty. No, I know you think he can't. I mog me.

[Ethan Klein]

No, he can't. Oh, he can.

[Dan]

Dude, I know you think you have beautiful, special eyes.

[Ethan Klein]

It's not that.

[Dan]

There's Shetty behind you.

[Ethan Klein]

Blue Hazel, which is a really rare arrangement.

[Dan]

You want to see rare? Turn around.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't have to. I can see him in the monitor.

[Dan]

You should feel depressed.

[Ethan Klein]

He's way out of focus.

[Dan]

Feel sad, depressed and ashamed, frankly.

[Ethan Klein]

I handicapped him.

[Dan]

Oh, my God.

[Ethan Klein]

By putting him out of focus.

[Dan]

Like that's true.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Yeah, that's true. You did obviously intimidated Attorney General James early this morning.

[Ethan Klein]

I directed like a paladin.

[Dan]

Yeah, it is lay hands. Governor Ron Desantis says Florida is not welcome. So this is right after that press conference conference from last year. Earlier this morning, I directed my office to work with our state law enforcement partners to conduct a preliminary inquiry into these individuals. Florida has zero tolerance for human trafficking. Oh, that's nice. I mean, to be fair, you shouldn't have tolerance.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, you know, that seems pretty standard.

[Dan]

Yeah, we have a. We have a. Let's say a light tolerance for human trafficking and violence against women. If any of these alleged crimes trigger Florida jurisdiction, we will hold them accountable. There you go. There it is.

[Hila Klein]

Listen, the bars are low in these days. It's true. At least saying that is something.

[Ethan Klein]

Yep.

[Dan]

Well, Trump lives in Florida, and he's kind of. Well, well, okay. I mean, Jeffrey Epstein lived in Florida. He's the king of trafficking.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

So they have some tolerance for it. Right, Ethan, thank you very much. You're welcome, sir. Here is a new one from the same. Same general. Yes. Paladin James Uthumar. So this is following the recent arrest. And he says, how the turntables? So he's doing a bit of a meme here, having a bit of a

[Hila Klein]

laugh,

[Dan]

and then the. Bro, you're a disgrace to the Republican party appointed little cuck. Hope you get primaried. Wait, if he's appointed. This is him, by the way. This is the guy.

[Ethan Klein]

He's got my. Look. There you go again.

[Dan]

I like people to know that I own a gun. I like to sit outside with my gun hunched over my shoulder.

[Ethan Klein]

Who sneezed me?

[Hila Klein]

Bless you.

[Ethan Klein]

Thank you.

[Hila Klein]

Sorry.

[Dan]

No, it's good to ask. You want to know who you're blessing?

[Hila Klein]

Yeah. Depending on who.

[Joseph McBride]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

What if it was Ethan? Would you have been like, okay, can

[Dan]

you retract the blessing?

[Ethan Klein]

I don't think so.

[Dan]

Once it's out, is there not like a grace period to take it back? I don't think so.

[Ethan Klein]

I. People have been asking for years, but no.

[Hila Klein]

Well, no return policy.

[Dan]

Yeah, I don't know if that's true because even on Twitter they let you edit it now in like 30 second window.

[Hila Klein]

Totally different.

[Ethan Klein]

It's different. That's different.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Elon Musk is God. How is it different?

[Hila Klein]

All right,

[Dan]

thank you. I noticed that stunned you into silence.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. Indiana, what is there to say? Wow, he really is into silly hats. Look at what Galia just said.

[Dan]

My boy is in a damn. The new Dice dinner tradition ends hilariously wrong. Whatever any of that means, I don't know. But let's see the silly hats.

[Ethan Klein]

What is happening? Dude? Oh my God, I love this. Our new tradition is we're dicing.

[Dan]

He's balding is why he's got the. These massive head covering like hats.

[Hila Klein]

I thought he was just bald.

[Dan]

No, well, he had a hair transplant and his hair looks pretty good. But I noticed in the most recent one that is definitely.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, maybe he's healing from another transplant.

[Dan]

What I think is that he got his first one and he couldn't take care of it the way he's supposed to because he was arrested. So he wasn't able to like. Oh, you have to do all the. Yeah, you have to do a bunch of. So I think he just went to. Looks beautiful there though.

[Ethan Klein]

Who pays for this 100. Now Alex can't afford dinner here, which is funny. So Alex, you're playing Just don't lose Dice. Dice is a good game.

[Dan]

How about just cover their meal? Idiot. Dumbass dude in the suit and silly hat.

[Ethan Klein]

Just don't lose. Just don't lose.

[Dan]

If you lose, Octate is there too, eh?

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

What does he got up now? He's got like a fanny pack around his neck.

[Hila Klein]

Fanny pack on.

[Dan]

This is a well goofy chap in it.

[Hila Klein]

What is going on with this?

[Dan]

Guys are up to some. All kinds of silly fashion.

[Joseph McBride]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Who's got dice? He's got the dice.

[Dan]

Wait there. Okay. They didn't even order.

[Hila Klein]

No.

[Ethan Klein]

Brandon, you roll first. Brandon, let me just quickly win so that I don't roll onto your plate.

[Dan]

Two.

[Ethan Klein]

Loser.

[Dan]

Is it weird to talk about paying for dinner before the meal? I feel like that's that post meal type of engagement. You know, enjoy the meal. Right.

[Ethan Klein]

Stop and smell the roses a little bit.

[Dan]

That's what I'd say.

[Ethan Klein]

Alex, get a one.

[Dan]

Someone get one.

[Hila Klein]

Please. Get one.

[Ethan Klein]

Get one.

[Joseph McBride]

Four.

[Dan]

Let's go.

[Ethan Klein]

Smoking a cigarette. Cigarette at the dinner table. I'm not. Listen. Some places I'm relatively high smoking behavior, tolerant because I smoked for years. But even at my pack of day. Pack a day days, just smoking like at the place you're about to eat seems crazy to me.

[Dan]

I mean, yeah.

[Hila Klein]

When I was just in Israel, people still smoke a lot and in restaurants they still have like a smoke area.

[Ethan Klein]

There's still a smoking section.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dan]

I mean that indoors that went away

[Ethan Klein]

when we were really young in like the early 90s. I do like vaguely remember smoking sections in restaurants though.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

You would go to a diner smoking or non smoking. It's like we're in a building at all. Smoke. It's all smoking, right?

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, yeah.

[Hila Klein]

But so I don't know if this, this area still has smoking outdoors sections because they're sitting outside.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

I mean still though, I step away from the table.

[Hila Klein]

Agree. 1000.

[Ethan Klein]

You know what I mean?

[Joseph McBride]

Four. Two.

[Dan]

We can all count together. Oh yeah. What number is that?

[Ethan Klein]

Eh?

[Dan]

One, and then everybody together. Two. Look at this. Oh, Lord.

[Hila Klein]

Yay.

[Dan]

Everybody can count. Two, please get one. They do it here too much. Four.

[Ethan Klein]

This is so much fun. They're having so much fun right now.

[Dan]

4.

[Ethan Klein]

The most fun they've had in years. 2.

[Hila Klein]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

Tell me. You go, you son. Epic.

[Dan]

Oh, university. Learn to count. Tate. Tristan. Tate. University. Let's see here. Right wing reaction. Sneako is. Snakeo's a. He's, he's the best. Let's see what he had to say now. He was beefing with Andrew because Andrew was not down with that. Andrew was not down with the Heil Hitler song. He didn't want to be associated because they were all getting kicked out from the Miami clubs and apparently this is like the most important city in the world to them. So he distanced himself. And then, and then Sneako got really scared.

[Ethan Klein]

Betrayed Sneako.

[Dan]

No. But Andrew really dogged. Like he went on a whole. He went on a whole tirade against him. So Sneako's butt hurt about it. Brutal.

[Ethan Klein]

So Sad that he thinks that the UK is targeting the Tate brothers because of their influence. You look handsome, Mashallah. The best looking guy alive today, dude.

[Dan]

Why is everything about all these guys constantly so gay?

[Ethan Klein]

I mean, it's not gay, inshallah.

[Dan]

I want to suck your dick, brother.

[Ethan Klein]

It's not gay to compliment another guy's looks.

[Dan]

But it is for them.

[Ethan Klein]

But it is like non stop with these guys. Just the obsession with aesthetics is. Yeah, it's a little.

[Hila Klein]

You know that his audience is going to be mostly men, too.

[Dan]

Mostly.

[Ethan Klein]

It's like 100%.

[Dan]

All right. Not a single woman in that man's audience.

[Hila Klein]

So. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

[Ethan Klein]

Also, I saw Riyadh say that on stream. I was just in Riyadh's stream. Riyadh was saying that he thinks it's him. He's just said this. He said he thinks that the UK is targeting the Tate brothers because of their influence.

[Dan]

Nico, you 1000% would have said the exact same thing if you weren't just like, had a personal issue with him.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

You look handsome, Mashallah. The best looking.

[Dan]

You look handsome. Even the voice is kind of.

[Hila Klein]

That voice.

[Dan]

That's. You look so handsome today, INSHallah. That's an AI TTS voice. I just can't tell who it is, but it sounds so familiar.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, you think it's guy a lot base.

[Dan]

Oh, is it leafy? Oh, yeah, that was good. Yeah, it was leafy.

[Ethan Klein]

You look handsome, Mashallah.

[Dan]

The best looking guy. Kind of. It's not. No, but that's.

[Ethan Klein]

That's.

[Dan]

That has to be it.

[Ethan Klein]

I've today. Do you know that?

[Joseph McBride]

Oh, thank you.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Hila Klein]

It's like soft, though. I don't know. Is it?

[Dan]

Yeah, it's not actually.

[Joseph McBride]

You're better looking.

[Ethan Klein]

You're more handsome.

[Dan]

How do you know that?

[Ethan Klein]

Riyadh said that the UK is targeting the Tate brothers because they're influenced.

[Dan]

Riyadh.

[Ethan Klein]

They don't have any more influence, bro. Nobody cares.

[Dan]

This man literally paid a fart sound effect.

[Ethan Klein]

We would never.

[Hila Klein]

Stupid.

[Joseph McBride]

Hello.

[Ethan Klein]

They don't have any more influence, bro.

[Dan]

I mean, Sneako, let's be honest. Compared to you, they're Messi and Ronaldo. TTS could have pulled that fart, by the way. Like, he might have not done it himself. It looked like he reached for a button, though. He did. Like a son Shock the dog reach

[Ethan Klein]

being the tape brothers. Because they're influenced. They don't have any more influence, bro.

[Dan]

Oh, you're right. Oh, yeah. You don't click that Fart button.

[Hila Klein]

Wow.

[Dan]

Everybody wants to be you Zach

[Hila Klein]

thing.

[Ethan Klein]

The tape brothers. Because they're influenced that now that.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, that's.

[Dan]

Why would you even say this about another bad. Especially like an alpha red pill commit. You look handsome. The best looking guy alive today. Do you know that?

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, that's a lot coming on a

[Dan]

bit strong, aren't you there?

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Nobody cares about them. They only go viral when they get arrested or when they try to blame me or they put allegations on me. That's it. Nobody is seeing their clips anymore. Nobody listens to them anymore.

[Dan]

It's not true. They're still very popular podcasts and their

[Ethan Klein]

streams are the dumbest streams I've ever seen. And it's talking about like Buddhism, Hindu. It's the stupidest ideology ever.

[Dan]

I just saw a comment that said facts. He is very handsome and smart. Like bro. What? Who are these people?

[Ethan Klein]

Their clips anymore. Nobody listens to them anymore. Their podcasts and their streams are the dumbest streams I've ever seen. It's talking facts.

[Dan]

He's so handsome and smart and other people saying facts. No way. There's no way this is real people.

[Ethan Klein]

Buddhism, Hindu. It's the stupidest ideology ever.

[Dan]

Huh?

[Ethan Klein]

They don't have influence. They're not targeted because of their influence. The matrix is not attacking them because they're influencing young boys to become masculine. No, it's because they're a real. These charge have been pending for years.

[Dan]

Hold on. So were you seeing in the same tune? Because the. You're right. These charges have been around for a long time. So were you. So tell me, when did you switch up? Was it when the charges dropped or when he was mean to you? Sneako? I mean, right? They were going to the club together very recently. Yeah. So you're telling me you went to a club with someone who is a credibly accused trafficker and rapist. That's crazy that you did that. That's crazy that you did that. And he cut you off, it seems. Was it what he Tate cut off Sneako? It wasn't the other way around. Yeah, no, for sure it was. That was what happened.

[Ethan Klein]

You think that all 21 charges are completely fabricated. You're retard.

[Dan]

I mean dude, where was this guy like two years ago?

[Ethan Klein]

The people who still believe that are retarded. I think Riyadh. I don't think he's. I think he's repeating what he's not retort.

[Dan]

Oh, I can't say it. But just. He's just a little. Okay, never mind. The Meat's a little frozen solid. Hey, my frozen solid.

[Ethan Klein]

The meat's frozen. Minus. Probably going to continue to defend Tate, you know, because they're friends. But we got to be real. We have to be accurate. Especially for going to be talking about politics. You can't hold specific biases towards that. And maybe I should have looked into that more back then. Four years.

[Dan]

Yeah, right. I may have overlooked the rape at the time. Maybe I should have thought more about it

[Ethan Klein]

ago.

[Dan]

And I didn't.

[Ethan Klein]

You know, I did believe they were my friends.

[Dan]

So. So he's just like, if you're my friends, I will overlook rape and trafficking. I mean, what is friends for?

[Hila Klein]

But it's.

[Ethan Klein]

They're not being targeted because the Matrix is coordinating and conspiring against them. Do you want to know who the Matrix is conspiring and coordinating against? Me.

[Dan]

Oh, my God. I didn't know he was going to say that. Sneo. You are way less relevant than them. Like, way less. Like way, way, way, way, way less. Nobody knows who you are. That's crazy.

[Ethan Klein]

Me. The Matrix is attacking me. Elon Musk tied up with massage.

[Joseph McBride]

No.

[Ethan Klein]

You are more handsome than anyone. You are super handsome.

[Dan]

What is

[Hila Klein]

it, guys? Let's start getting some super chats like that. Hey, is it Saikuno voice?

[Dan]

No. Oh, it did sound like Sakuna when you are super handsome.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, you're on a little farm so

[Dan]

that TTS has creators. You could pick a voice. Is that so? Say like sukuno leafy. Yeah, okay. I would have the shit out of you, Sneako.

[Hila Klein]

Thank you so much for coming, guys.

[Dan]

I've seen the nudes of you when you modeled for gay magazines.

[Hila Klein]

See you guys next time.

[Dan]

I know you're hot because I've seen you naked.

[Hila Klein]

So thanks for coming, guys. I forgot what I did when I ended. Did I just leave?

[Dan]

I don't know, man.

[Hila Klein]

Holy poop.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, I don't know for long. You have the richest guy in the world putting out information that's following Mossad propaganda that's being amplified by all these Mossad paid influencers to push for my deportation. What's funny, what's pretty funny too is you'll see these shills and these skin.

[Dan]

Elon Musk is trying to deport Sneeze Nico by his own account. I feel like there's. Yeah, very little chance that's true. Chat said he's dressed like an Olive Garden manager. Yes, more like a funeral home, per se.

[Ethan Klein]

Low iq. Anti Semitism. Have you seen this, everyone? If you've seen people talk about low IQ, anti Semitism. When it's repeated that Israel did 911 when you know, the Jews have overwhelming control of America.

[Dan]

Wait, what?

[Ethan Klein]

Wait, wait, wait. Let him cook. Hold on. Israel did not hold on when.

[Dan]

That's just low iq, anti Semitism, bro.

[Ethan Klein]

I, He, I don't know for sure. I feel like this is an interesting new thing where he's gone so far around that it's now circling around. He's so anti Semitic that he thinks the Jews aren't competent enough to do something like 9 11. Like they wish they could pull off doing that.

[Dan]

No, he thinks they. No, he thinks we did it.

[Ethan Klein]

No, he's. I think he's saying the opposite. He's saying it's low IQ to say that the Jews did.

[Dan]

Hold on, hold on. No, no, no. Sneako definitely thinks The Jews did 9 11. Hold on.

[Ethan Klein]

Because you'll see these shills and these skin worshipers say low iq, anti Semitism. Have you seen this type of one? If you've seen people talk about low IQ, anti Semitism. When it's repeated that Israel did 9 11.

[Dan]

No, he's defend. He's saying people say, I see it's low anti. But no, it's actually legit and it's high iq.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay, I'm too low.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I understand this high level discourse. You gotta pay attention.

[Ethan Klein]

Overwhelming control of America. It's low IQ, anti Semitism.

[Dan]

So his proof that Jews did 911 is because we control America. It's just.

[Ethan Klein]

No, that's. He's making that argue. See, now you're getting confused. He's making that argument for the other. He's calling out people that say things like that, you know, the Jews have overwhelming control of America. It's low iq, anti Semitism. But the same people pushing that are pushing the most low IQ racism I've ever seen.

[Dan]

Okay, I don't, I don't know, bro. Cool, man. This guy has one bit throw the Jews down the well. Nick Fuentes will defend Tate till the, till the day he dies. That's a real G homie right there.

[Ethan Klein]

Wow, big schism here.

[Dan]

It would be a national humiliation for the United States to allow the UK to extradite Andrew and Tristan Tate, two American citizens, over Trump MeToo charges. I mean, the same country that persecutes white people for speech while importing rapist immigrants, immigrants, white people for speech. Okay.

[Ethan Klein]

I think he's saying the UK does that.

[Dan]

Yeah, Right. Now, bpd, this guy likes to hold himself as some reasonable. With the child Pornography businessman. But he's. He's still finding a way to defend him, which it's very interesting.

[Ethan Klein]

Some of this stuff has to do with the child pornography is what they're talking about, which, you know, to put that on them. Can you imagine uk? You have a Rupert Lowe who comes out with a report with 250,000 Pakistanis. You know, 87% of them being Pakistanis, this rape gang, and you hear nothing. But the first Muslim they go after is Andrew Tate. That's what it's come down.

[Dan]

Wait, what?

[Hila Klein]

Huh?

[Dan]

Hold on. Like, these guys are really. They're. They're doing these crazy logical leaps that it's hard to follow. Has these Pakistani. Yes, of course. And instead of going after them, they go after Tate as the first Muslim. Like they should be targeting Muslims. We are as. Since we're targeting Muslims.

[Ethan Klein]

No Muslim has ever been prosecuted for anything in the uk. Just never happened.

[Dan]

Only Tate.

[Ethan Klein]

It's never happened before. Feet is what they're talking about, which, you know, to put that on them. Can you imagine uk? You have a Rupert Lowe who comes out with a report with 250,000 Pakistanis. You know, 80, 87 of them being Pakistanis.

[Dan]

I don't think he's using a racist word, but the way he sound. That said that sounded racist, the way

[Ethan Klein]

he's saying Pakistani makes it sound like a slur.

[Dan]

Yeah, it does.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm rap gang, and you hear nothing. But the first Muslim they go after is Andrew Tate. That's what it's come down to. Not all the other rape cases you have in your state, that you release people. Not all.

[Dan]

So it's like what he's saying.

[Ethan Klein]

Are you actually defending him or are you just saying he's doing a big.

[Dan]

What about?

[Ethan Klein]

Just a big. What about.

[Dan]

Yeah, he's not even really defending him. He's just like, listen, if you're gonna want arrest one Muslim, you gotta arrest all of them. Right? Let's be consistent.

[Ethan Klein]

The other stuff that goes on where judges comes out and says, no, no, no, this is their way of living.

[Hila Klein]

Leave them.

[Ethan Klein]

Not that. Don't. Don't look at that. No, not at all. UK is a safe place. This rape stuff is not happening. It's just the propaganda. But let's go get this guy. Andrew and Tristan Tate, it becomes a little bit. Bit weird. Yeah, right there. Hootmar, can you go to the.

[Dan]

Oh, thank you. For Addison. Thank you so much. The H3 podcast is so handsome and cute. Just the cutest. Well, that.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, wow.

[Dan]

Well, no, say my name there Were there.

[Ethan Klein]

Were they talking about the whole podcast?

[Dan]

Oh, that's important. Well, why is. Why is nobody reading Those immediately?

[Ethan Klein]

Took two seconds to Google.

[Hila Klein]

Maxon.

[Dan]

Hold on. Dan690. Ethan, you are so funny and your hands are huge. Way bigger than mine.

[Hila Klein]

Love you, dog. Wow.

[Dan]

I mean, he might be telling the truth. They do look big on camera. Son of 90, Ethan Edward Klein, you are so handsome and smart.

[Hila Klein]

The most handsomest and smartest man alive.

[Dan]

Even. God bless. Don't say it. Amen and hallelujah.

[Ethan Klein]

This is a good voice for this.

[Dan]

Hallelujah. Praise me. Love you, Brandon Montenegro.

[Ethan Klein]

Hold on. Let me interrupt you for just a second. Tomorrow. This is a really important 21 from Joe Russo. Is Ethan able to reach an octave on the piano? I assume no. Does he struggle with this disadvantage and.

[Dan]

Oh, because of my. Yeah, no, I can do it.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay.

[Dan]

You've never seen like cute little pianist like. Like ladies with tiny hands. You think that it's limiting me? Scumbag. You do thumb and pinky. I mean, yeah, obviously. That's how you do it. That's how all.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, that's how some people do it. Yeah. I can octave with, you know, my thumb and my index finger. Yeah, that's what I do too.

[Dan]

You guys don't even know how to touch a key. You guys even touch the ivories.

[Ethan Klein]

We tickle the ivories.

[Hila Klein]

Dude.

[Dan]

You tell me that. Tickle each other's nuts.

[Ethan Klein]

That may be stop. Mutually exclusive at all. Yeah.

[Dan]

I'm actually working on a song where it's. I'm really with basically with no effort at all. All over the octave.

[Ethan Klein]

All over it.

[Dan]

Huh? Okay. You've seen it. I don't know if you've seen it. I'm working on the Golden Dreams.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, he's really good.

[Dan]

Thank you.

[Ethan Klein]

Very nice.

[Dan]

And she has every incentive to be truthful about it. Rochdale grooming gang. Ringleader grooming gang. What's wrong with that? They just doing their hair. This look looking good.

[Ethan Klein]

Stop it.

[Dan]

Yeah, we're grooming. What are they like greasers?

[Ethan Klein]

That's a grooming.

[Hila Klein]

No, no.

[Ethan Klein]

This is a. This is a horrific story. My point was it's not even true. This was from October of 2025. They have been going after these people.

[Dan]

Can I have been? I always hear about these roaming rope rape gangs. I don't know what the fuck that is.

[Ethan Klein]

I am not super in the know about it.

[Dan]

Read the headline.

[Ethan Klein]

Rochdale.

[Dan]

Sorry, I mean the beginning of the article. Okay.

[Ethan Klein]

A grooming gang ringleader who raped two scroll girls in Rochdale has been jailed for 35 years.

[Dan]

That's pretty severe.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's just like. What are we talking about? Like this whole what about ism with.

[Dan]

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Ethan Klein]

What?

[Dan]

Yeah, that's okay. But don't read any of the details, okay. Because.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, it's probably best that I'm just going to get off this. I've made my point.

[Dan]

You sure have, Dan.

[Ethan Klein]

I've made the point.

[Dan]

You sure?

[Ethan Klein]

Patrick bet David should bow.

[Dan]

Why do they call them grooming gangs? Wouldn't they just be rape gangs?

[Ethan Klein]

I don't.

[Dan]

Right.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know.

[Hila Klein]

I guess they're just. They go around as a gang.

[Ethan Klein]

I think it involves grooming as well.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Ethan Klein]

You know.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Ethan Klein]

And not in the greaser sense.

[Dan]

Yeah. I just imagine a bunch of cool ass.

[Ethan Klein]

It's no greaseback. It doesn't sound very cool at all.

[Dan]

No. Yeah, it doesn't. A bunch of snapping. No, no, no. Not cool. Just to be clear. Not cool at all what they do.

[Ethan Klein]

Right.

[Dan]

Not cool. Don't do that. Anyway, back to this fucking demon time. What a hack. This dude's got a family. I bet you he has daughters. I bet you anything this guy has daughters. Google it.

[Ethan Klein]

Googling.

[Dan]

I'd put money on it. This guy has daughters.

[Ethan Klein]

Googling.

[Dan]

Yes. Fucking knew it.

[Ethan Klein]

There's four sons and two daughters.

[Dan]

He's got a lot of kids, that guy. Be. Yeah. By one wife, six kids. That's pretty.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, I'm sorry. It's two sons, two daughters. My bad. It's four kids. So how the turntables breaking? Andrew and Tristan Tain have been arrested in Miami. Obviously they can't stand those guys on what they're doing, so. But if you're part of a rape gang in UK 250,000.

[Dan]

You're talking about a Floridan official, isn't he?

[Ethan Klein]

Yes.

[Dan]

So what the does that have to do with what happened in.

[Ethan Klein]

None of this is a good point at all. It's just.

[Dan]

I feel like it's so obvious he doesn't care about this and he's just like trying to be enraged for the content and give.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, sucks. Suck up to the. To the Tate fans.

[Dan]

Just. It's so pathetic, bro. But you.

[Ethan Klein]

No, no, no. Don't touch those guys. No, no, not them.

[Hila Klein]

Not them.

[Joseph McBride]

Let's. Let's go.

[Ethan Klein]

Let's go to a different place. So here's kind of where I'm at with this.

[Hila Klein]

Look, look.

[Ethan Klein]

Always set the following. If they find something and you did it, it is what it Is. That's the court.

[Dan]

Listen, if you raped a bunch of women and traffic, it is what it is, and it ain't what it ain't

[Ethan Klein]

said. He also announced an interview with Tate's lawyer on Thursday. So.

[Dan]

Such a cloud farmer.

[Ethan Klein]

That's gonna be good.

[Dan]

Wait, can we get him to call into this show?

[Ethan Klein]

Tate's lawyer?

[Dan]

Yeah, why not?

[Ethan Klein]

That's interesting.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, my God.

[Ethan Klein]

Maybe.

[Dan]

I mean, I doubt they'll. They'll do it, but I'll ask.

[Hila Klein]

I'll doubt it.

[Ethan Klein]

Interesting.

[Dan]

I don't know if you're listening. I'm noting it. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, it's job.

[Ethan Klein]

Go find it. The lawyers got to do their part. Prosecutors, everybody's got to do their fight. And then we find that, and the world says, okay, they did or they didn't. But that's on you to pull off nothing. So far, you've been able to pull off everything is allegation, allegation, allegation. Another four girls came. Another three girls game.

[Dan]

That's a lot of girls came. Is that another girl? Five girls, 10 girls, 20 girls, 100 accusers.

[Ethan Klein]

And I mean, they're being indicted. It isn't just an allegate. Like, he's talking. He's like, listen, if they did something, then follow the legal process. What do you think? Yeah, he was just arrested.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, that's what's happening.

[Ethan Klein]

That's what's happening.

[Dan]

One sec here, guys.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay.

[Dan]

Ethan Klein. How can I help you?

[Hila Klein]

Oh, my gosh.

[Dan]

Hi.

[Hila Klein]

Ethan Klein.

[Dan]

Hi, how are you? I had a question.

[Hila Klein]

I have a question for you.

[Dan]

Sure.

[Hila Klein]

Besides the obvious, what's one thing that you would change about yourself?

[Dan]

Thanks for calling.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, my God.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, man. We do have the best fans. Well done. That was good.

[Dan]

Unbelievable. Gallia says that's a tick tock trend. Why are you trying to bait. You're just trying to, like, bait someone into.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. Besides the obvious.

[Dan]

Because it's kind of a. It's kind of a. Yeah.

[Hila Klein]

The question itself is a shady, shady question.

[Ethan Klein]

What's the obvious, though?

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, what is the obvious?

[Dan]

You tell me, Nate. Maybe your hands. That's the obvious one, right?

[Ethan Klein]

That is where my mind went.

[Dan]

Hands are fine.

[Hila Klein]

They're perfect.

[Ethan Klein]

I mean, if you're happy. That's very sweet. Hila.

[Dan]

I have huge palms. People don't know that. Seriously, bring. I. I'm serious. I'll go palm to palm to anything.

[Ethan Klein]

So you just have little stubby figures?

[Dan]

Yes.

[Ethan Klein]

Fingers.

[Dan]

Yes. That's what I'm trying to say. I just have weird I think I was like malnourished as a kid or something from. I think my parents fed me enough and my fingers didn't grow all the way. My palm's got nutrients stone. They're fully formed.

[Ethan Klein]

Maybe you couldn't grab the food.

[Dan]

Oh, my little fingers. Mommy, feed me. I cannot trust the chicken nuggets.

[Ethan Klein]

Byproduct of the life they lived.

[Dan]

Yes.

[Ethan Klein]

Is that a byproduct of how crazy stuff they said?

[Dan]

Yes.

[Ethan Klein]

Does that piss off a place like uk?

[Dan]

Sure.

[Ethan Klein]

But UK loses credibility in this place where they don't do their part to protect the British people, the nationalists, the people that actually love their own country.

[Dan]

This is the most pathetic what about ISM ever. Holy shit.

[Ethan Klein]

Also, the accusers are British citizens. That's why it's a cr. And it happened in Britain. What are we talking about?

[Dan]

And also he's being accused of rape. So I mean, the same crime.

[Ethan Klein]

That's exactly. And also just this whole pretense that somehow it's not a huge scandal with many arrests and convictions for this Pakistani thing that he's talking about is just. That's not reality, bro. Like, they are. They are prosecuting those people. So just everything he's saying is wrong.

[Dan]

I'd love to follow up. Just like. So, just so you're not defending him, to be clear.

[Ethan Klein]

Right, Right.

[Dan]

Because it sounds like you are, but

[Ethan Klein]

you're not losing credibility for having seven prime ministers in 10 years. Seven prime ministers in 10 years. You think you have any credibility, you UK? I don't think so. Seven prime ministers in 10 years. They have lost so much credibility for them to come out and then you want to do something like.

[Dan]

Bro, who is listening to this fucking idiot?

[Ethan Klein]

I feel like this is. We haven't checked in on him.

[Joseph McBride]

Yeah. Let me.

[Ethan Klein]

In a long time. This. This feels even stupider than his show used to be.

[Dan]

Let me. Let me check.

[Ethan Klein]

This is next level.

[Dan]

I feel like the only time he gets lots of views is when Andrew's on his show and I don't know.

[Ethan Klein]

Although.

[Dan]

Well, who. Bro, who is listening to this, though? That's the problem that I have business people. We could destroy Israel in minutes.

[Hila Klein]

Okay.

[Dan]

Why I made Citizen Vigilante with a picture of Magneto. Oh, no. Even dumber. It's like the guy who eats his girlfriend.

[Hila Klein]

Army hammer.

[Dan]

Yeah, that's. I don't think that.

[Hila Klein]

That's not. Arnie.

[Ethan Klein]

I think you were right the first time.

[Dan]

You're right.

[Ethan Klein]

It's Michael Fassbender. Yeah, that's Michael Fassbender.

[Dan]

All right, There you go.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know why he's on that thumbnail.

[Dan]

Oh, God. He's got this guy, the. The Meat Doctor.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Dan]

Oh, man. This guy's show is insane. So wait, if you go, so the. So he has lives and vods. What am I looking at?

[Ethan Klein]

I guess so. It's pre recorded episode.

[Hila Klein]

We were doing that for a minute,

[Dan]

but I can't tell if. Oh, it's actually. Can someone tell me, are they related or are they separate videos? Because they look like they might be totally separate.

[Ethan Klein]

It looks separate.

[Dan]

And I'm curious, what's. What's his deal? What's he doing? I think he's posting a copy as a vod.

[Ethan Klein]

How they are the same. I don't know about that.

[Dan]

Let me see. That would make no sense.

[Ethan Klein]

He's checking it right now.

[Dan]

Let's see what they say about Israel.

[Ethan Klein]

I can't help but think.

[Dan]

I'm just curious because the. I'll tell you why I was saying that because it starts off with some crazy ass imagery. So I just wanted to see. But fair enough.

[Hila Klein]

We got topics here to talk about.

[Dan]

I'm hearing some background sound.

[Hila Klein]

My mic again.

[Dan]

It might be probably the air conditioner, but it's not being picked up by the. Oh, all right, okay. Because I think maybe. But I didn't hear it. Anyway, it doesn't matter. There. That is Michael Scott as Andrew Tate. It'd be a funny comedy series. I mean, Michael is slaying. Wait, what?

[Ethan Klein]

Because Tate or Tristan looked like a blues brother.

[Dan]

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, Michael is serving way more. All he's got to do is tuck in the shirt and he's looking. He's looking good. Yep. Round of applause. Andrew Tate at casino with Headless Man. I've heard about this clip. What's going on here?

[Ethan Klein]

They go second.

[Joseph McBride]

You go first.

[Dan]

Which means that. Wait, wait. They like, blurred his face out or something. The color of the background.

[Hila Klein]

Look at his shirt.

[Dan]

Why did they do that? Wait. Oh, my God. Mesh brother.

[Hila Klein]

Look at his shirt.

[Dan]

My boy is wow. Kind of eating.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, you like this one?

[Dan]

Eating.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, fair enough.

[Hila Klein]

So still eating?

[Ethan Klein]

Still munching down.

[Dan]

Still eating nonetheless. Love is love. Hold on. What's going on in the back there?

[Hila Klein]

The Headless Man. I just saw that.

[Ethan Klein]

That's Uncle Festival.

[Dan]

You can see when he moves.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, you know, it's like he's wearing like an invisibility cloak.

[Hila Klein]

What the what? In the AI.

[Ethan Klein]

He has active camo people.

[Joseph McBride]

You go first.

[Ethan Klein]

Which means that a lot of People go over you 21 before they have. There is a strategy to.

[Dan]

Black dude. He sits like a bad.

[Hila Klein]

He sits like that.

[Dan]

His junk. His junk is out. He knows that trunk is pulling all the beauties. Look how he's sitting upright like that. The best game in the house.

[Ethan Klein]

Besides. Back.

[Dan]

Back. Unless you're going to have. Is he explaining how to play blackjack? Gambling knowledge.

[Joseph McBride]

I'm telling you.

[Ethan Klein]

That's how it works. So you got to look at the card they have showing. You got to look at your card and you have to decide if you hit a stick, depending on the probability that they bust. Unless you're Chinese.

[Dan]

Unless you're Chinese.

[Ethan Klein]

Unless you're Chinese. Girlfriend.

[Dan]

Girlfriend. Ban on 22. Did the headless man go?

[Ethan Klein]

No, he's still there. Look, he just. Look, he's right there.

[Hila Klein]

I'm trying to get his attention. That's crazy.

[Dan]

Oh, his hands are gone too, bro.

[Hila Klein]

What is happening?

[Dan]

That's the Invisible Man. What? That's him. That's the Invisible Man. Let me see. When he lifts his hand, does it.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, my God, I'm sweating.

[Dan]

Does it cover.

[Ethan Klein]

What is happening?

[Dan]

That's so interesting.

[Ethan Klein]

Do you have feet?

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, it doesn't even have feet.

[Dan]

I'm baffled.

[Hila Klein]

I was just looking at that.

[Dan]

That's so cool.

[Hila Klein]

Look.

[Ethan Klein]

No way.

[Dan]

I think he's wearing. Wait a minute.

[Hila Klein]

He's a fraud. I see a hand.

[Dan]

Oh, he's wearing shoes. Fake. Oh, yeah.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, there's a hand here. Fake.

[Dan]

Between the transparent shirt and the transparent head. I don't know what the fuck to look at. Wait, okay, hold on. I'm trying to see if I can make out the Invisible man anymore. Yeah, you can see, he does have hands.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, it's poser, not the real thing.

[Dan]

Try hard.

[Ethan Klein]

An edited video.

[Hila Klein]

Clearly.

[Dan]

Thanks for getting me worked up, though. Oh, man. Very cool.

[Hila Klein]

What a strange video.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, on so many levels.

[Dan]

Yeah, that's. So that's what we have there for Andrew Tate, ladies and gentlemen.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay. Wow. Well, it's been a long time since we checked in on Mr. Tate, and I gotta say, that was. That was a banger update.

[Dan]

Yeah, that was big all around, girl. Hey, J. Girl, you want to. Oh, we could do goofs and gaffs. We can do Odyssey.

[Ethan Klein]

We've been. We've been teasing the Odyssey all episode. I. I guess it's probably.

[Dan]

Well, let me tell you what. So me and Hila went and saw it yesterday, and I was actually surprised. We were able to get tickets and good seats, too, but it was during the World Cup.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And it wasn't imax. I hear the IMAX is selling out a lot. But specifically sit.

[Ethan Klein]

The 70 millimeter IMAX.

[Dan]

Right, right. But we, we got tickets like last minute. No problem. Or the day before or something. And I listen, I liked it. Thank you so much. I don't think, I think it's being. I. I don't want to say. Listen, it. It was a really good movie. I would recommend people to watch it for sure. Very entertaining. That being said, I. I didn't think it was like a perfect movie or even. Even, let's say a. Well, let me tell you about that. We went home and we watched Troy right afterwards.

[Ethan Klein]

Yes. Hila mentioned this while you were in

[Dan]

the restroom and what did you. Cuz you had not seen that before, right?

[Hila Klein]

I have. Long time ago though.

[Dan]

So I was like, yo.

[Hila Klein]

But it was nice doing the back to back.

[Dan]

Yeah. So what did you. Which movie is better?

[Hila Klein]

I think they're different. I. I think I did like the Odyssey maybe more than you. It sounds like I enjoyed it. I had minor problems with the cast. I didn't love their choices, but it didn't get in the way of enjoying the movie. But I, I thought they were different. Like they're both very good.

[Dan]

Troy is such a sick movie.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, Troy is really, really good.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, I mean it's, it's. It's super enjoyable. It feels so different.

[Hila Klein]

They're very different. To me, I enjoyed in Troy that there's a lot of storytelling, like the narrative, it's nice.

[Dan]

It's like linear.

[Hila Klein]

It's like story, story.

[Dan]

Now I like the way that Odysseus was portrayed in Troy better because he's like a tactical genius. People listen to him, he's respected in this movie. He's just doing dumb things, being disrespected. Nobody likes him. He's supposed to be like this brilliant tactician, the most valued general. And he's just acting dumb the whole time.

[Hila Klein]

A little bit.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know if I agree that he was acting dumb, but I do very much agree that he was not depicted in a particularly like heroic and glorious way.

[Dan]

He's supposed to be.

[Ethan Klein]

But I think, you know, here's the thing. Christopher Nolan made a movie called the Odyssey and that does sort of set an expectation that it is going to be at least somewhat true to the book. And while it follows the plot of the Odyssey, I think the story that he told with this movie is very different than the book the Odyssey or the poem the Odyssey, however you want to put it. He Used it to tell his own story, which obviously was very modern, you know, more modern in its sensibilities and its, like, morality and stuff. The Odysseus in the Nolan movie is. He's racked with guilt, which, like, isn't. That isn't like a thing in the Odyssey, like, in these epic tales, you know, he might, like. It's sad because he can't get home sometimes, but he doesn't feel bad about sacking Troy. You know what I mean?

[Dan]

I, like, I personally didn't mind that angle. I thought it was kind of a cool.

[Ethan Klein]

I thought it was, actually.

[Dan]

I just thought.

[Ethan Klein]

It sounds like I enjoyed it more than you as well. I won't say it's a masterpiece or anything. You know, I guess up front, I walked out of it thinking that was like an 8.5 out of 10 movie. That was like a really good movie.

[Dan]

Give it an 8, maybe 7.

[Ethan Klein]

Aren't Troy and the Odyssey different because

[Dan]

the Troy is the Iliad, isn't it?

[Ethan Klein]

Troy is the Iliad. Yeah, yeah. So, I mean, it is technically different stories, but obviously they're just like. It's like a sequel, prequel situation.

[Hila Klein]

Same.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, Same story, same character.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, for sure. Yeah.

[Hila Klein]

I liked about the newer movie, the Odyssey. The. The way that he took on, like, the gods and presenting supernatural things happening.

[Dan]

I thought that was cool how he depicted it.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I liked the supernatural elements that were. It was definitely scaled back. You know, in the Odyssey, in the original Odyssey, he's like, chatting it up with gods all the time. That was, like, much reduced in this version in an attempt to kind of make it feel more grounded, so to speak. I mean, it's still got, like, cyclopses and giants and stuff, so does that have a God? It's not realistic.

[Dan]

They have gods.

[Hila Klein]

But, yeah, I didn't know anything really going into it too, so.

[Dan]

Didn't you think his character was kind of a bozo on screen a little bit?

[Hila Klein]

But I. I did enjoy, like, the. The way he takes on guilt and like, the way they showed, you know, with the Trojan horse, like, the. What that caused.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. And the. So I was talking to you about it a little bit, Ethan, but this. This element that is wholly original to his version is these constant references of this oncoming threat of the sea people. They keep mentioning the sea people. And in real life, the sea people are this somewhat mysterious group that, like, historians can't really quite agree on who they were, but sort of started raiding and pillaging all around the Mediterranean around the time of the Bronze Age collapse, which is basically like this huge, epic collapse of, like, the ancient Greek civilization. And that did happen in real life shortly after the time of the, you know, supposed Trojan War and when the Odyssey would have taken place and everything. So it kind of like placed the story in a more real world historical context a little bit. And the whole thing with, like, his guilt over Troi and everything, it was kind of used to talk about how war sort of destroys the fabric of society and, like, kind of leads to everybody being worse off. Even the people who win are worse off for, you know, the sake of what they did during the course of the war and everything. And I don't know, I thought, you know, I thought what he did with the story was really interesting. The things that held it back for me were more like what you said, Hila. There were some members of the cast that were definitely stronger than others.

[Dan]

Dude, I hate these, like, blockbuster casting bullshit.

[Hila Klein]

It's so unnecessary.

[Dan]

Every small character has to be someone famous.

[Hila Klein]

So unnecessary. I mean, like, for example, Zendaya's character could have been anyone.

[Dan]

It's almost like they hit us with like, the most obnoxious thing. They had Tom Holland and Zendaya in it.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah. Like, we don't need that.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. And I don't know about your guys screening, but there was a trailer for the new Spider man before the movie. So I'm like, seeing Zendaya and Tom Holland before the fucking movie. And then there was also a Robert Pattinson movie trailer before. So it's like half the people in this movie are in trailers for the next movie. It is getting a little tiresome. Yeah.

[Hila Klein]

It takes you out of the immersion.

[Ethan Klein]

Right.

[Dan]

I think the movie would have been more immersive if they got, like, new talent there.

[Hila Klein]

The only one that I didn't have that problem with is Matt Damon, because I feel like.

[Ethan Klein]

I think he's great.

[Hila Klein]

He's great.

[Ethan Klein]

I thought he nailed it, and I was somewhat skeptical going into it, but I thought he did a really good job.

[Dan]

I guess my only problem is I just didn't like the way that Odysseus was depicted. And it was just kind of bothering me the whole time through.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, fair enough, fair enough. I mean, it's definitely. You're right. He's not the Odysseus of the Legend. He's like a much more flawed character.

[Dan]

But he's not even that. He's not even really doing smart things.

[Ethan Klein]

I would agree with that. I thought, you know, he's supposed to. He's like a trickster archetype. Like, his whole thing is being.

[Dan]

He's smart, he's witty, he's cunning, and he's like.

[Ethan Klein]

And he's always tricking people all the time in the Odyssey. Like, every. Like, that's how he always gets out of situations that. I mean, he tricks some people a little bit sometimes, but it's not like a prominent part of his character in this movie. You're right.

[Dan]

Let's take them all.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay?

[Dan]

See what they think about the Odyssey. Caller, Hello. What did. Hi, how are. Can I help you? Good, good. I'm just watching your Odyssey thoughts.

[Ethan Klein]

And I actually donated earlier.

[Dan]

Thank you. Last Thursday

[Hila Klein]

in.

[Ethan Klein]

In IMAX at the Irvine Spectrum.

[Dan]

Didn't it just come out? How did you see it last Thursday?

[Ethan Klein]

That was like, the preview night.

[Dan]

That was the opening day.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. You saw it, like.

[Dan]

Okay, so did you like it? Amazing film. Nine out of ten, at least. I actually liked Odysseus being sort of a bozo in the original poem. Him, he. It's his hubris that makes him, you know, have all this trouble and makes

[Ethan Klein]

it take 10 years to get back home.

[Dan]

So actually, I thought him being sort of a bozo was perfectly in line. But I would have been better if it was, like, him being arrogant and also him being clever. But it was mostly that, like, there wasn't enough of him being clever. It was just like all bozo

[Hila Klein]

that.

[Ethan Klein]

I mean, that.

[Dan]

That's true. I mean, they had some of that when he, you know, shot the. The Cyclops in the way. He can't spoil, though.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, it's so old.

[Dan]

Come on. No, we can't spoil. What's next, the New Testament? Nate keeps saying that, and I'm just waiting for him to spoil it for me. No, people don't know what happened in the movie. I don't remember. I read it so young.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, I guess that's fair. I guess that's fair.

[Dan]

Sorry. Thank you for the call.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. Yeah, I thought.

[Dan]

After last week. I'm not doing it again.

[Ethan Klein]

I thought he was cooking a little bit with what he was saying, because it is true. His hubris is a large part of the reason that it takes them a decade to get home. So he always was a bit of a bozo, even in the original. But you're not wrong. I would have liked to have seen him do some more clever things rather than just kind of be a badass guy. I mean, that's. For the most part, he's just really good at fighting and shooting a bow in this movie. That's like his main thing, right?

[Dan]

Yeah, but I don't want to get into too much detail without doing spoilers.

[Joseph McBride]

You're right. You're right.

[Dan]

I mean, listen, even as someone who's kind of, like, lukewarm on it, I would recommend you watch it.

[Ethan Klein]

You know who stood out to me, and I've always been a little lukewarm on this actor. But I thought they knocked it out of the park in this one was Anne Hathaway. I thought she was really good.

[Hila Klein]

She's very good.

[Ethan Klein]

I thought she crushed it. And that was despite having to act opposite Tom Holland the whole time, which was probably the weakest performance. I didn't think he was, like, horrible or anything, but he's not of the same caliber as many of the other people.

[Hila Klein]

People. I just. It just. Yeah, I agree 100%. That bothered me. But I still enjoy the movie. I just don't understand that decision. Like, there's so many actors.

[Dan]

There's just no need. It was an obvious intentional ploy to be like, let's get all the star power we can.

[Ethan Klein]

Sure.

[Dan]

By the way, I. I thought about watching it in 4dx. I asked Hila if she wanted to try it, but, I mean, here's what you missed out on.

[Ethan Klein]

Videos. So good.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah. Are you serious? Why would you want that?

[Dan]

I've never done it. I mean, I don't know. I didn't. I don't know what it's like. So my parents bought.

[Ethan Klein]

When the Michael movie came out, they

[Dan]

bought tickets to go see it, and

[Ethan Klein]

they didn't realize they bought 40x. What? For Michael Jackson?

[Dan]

And why do you need that for Michael?

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I don't know, but they were. They had tickets for. Anyways, they go in the theater not

[Ethan Klein]

knowing that it was 40x and the

[Dan]

trailers start, and everyone in the theater, for some reason wasn't aware that it was a 40x screening.

[Ethan Klein]

So everyone thought there was an earthquake happening, and they all run for the door. My parents.

[Dan]

What? People are running out.

[Hila Klein]

That's so funny.

[Dan]

There's another angle. Oh, my God. Yo. What the fuck is going on in these theaters? I did not expect it to be like this. Look at this.

[Hila Klein]

That's so silly.

[Ethan Klein]

Yo.

[Dan]

It really looks like they're on a sinking ship.

[Hila Klein]

Why would you want to do that? Just enjoy the food.

[Dan]

Look at these people. They're getting tossed around.

[Ethan Klein]

Like, I love how violent it is.

[Joseph McBride]

Holy.

[Dan]

Wait, it does look like what's happening on the ship, though.

[Hila Klein]

That looks so fun. Looks fun, too.

[Ethan Klein]

It would be fun for a minute, but three this is a long movie. Three hours.

[Hila Klein]

Exactly three hours.

[Dan]

That is so funny. I did not expect it to be that violent. I'm still so curious what the 40 Michael was like.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. I really do wonder what that they spray you.

[Dan]

It was for the Joe Jackson scenes.

[Ethan Klein]

Your ass starts to hurt.

[Joseph McBride]

Wow.

[Dan]

Is there sprinkling from the roof happening?

[Ethan Klein]

I think there is some element of like getting sprayed in these 42. I've never done it before.

[Dan]

Yeah, I think I got to try it.

[Hila Klein]

At least all they can splash you with something.

[Dan]

Water.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, water. A little wind and shake your seat.

[Dan]

Hit you with smells. Yeah,

[Hila Klein]

I can use my pepper spray.

[Dan]

You electrocute you.

[Ethan Klein]

Galia said in the chat she really liked the movie and she gives it a 9.5. 4 out of 10. I the 9.4.

[Dan]

It's a very high rate. You.

[Ethan Klein]

You can't give it the 9.5. Can't round up.

[Dan]

9.5 is basically a 10.

[Ethan Klein]

She said nah. Okay, fair enough.

[Dan]

I guess see it in IMAX if you can though. Because here's the difference in terms of how much you said.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, it's like majorly cut off.

[Hila Klein]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

It's the first film filled entirely in IMAX ever.

[Dan]

I feel like I've heard people say that like 10 times.

[Ethan Klein]

No, no, no.

[Dan]

Don't you. This really was first film in IMAX entirely. 100%.

[Hila Klein]

Oh, entirely.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. There's been plenty of movies, including Christopher Nolan movies that shoot some action sequences in imax and it'll like change Timex aspect ratio for that scene. But this is the first full movie that they did the entire thing.

[Dan]

I would see it again. Maybe an IMAX 70 millimeter.

[Ethan Klein]

Be pretty sweet.

[Hila Klein]

I would do that again.

[Dan]

Ben Shapiro even liked it. You know what was funny about all the woke panic is that like what I saw was that like, Helen of Troy is black. And for some reason Elliot Page is in it, even though I didn't even know what character. And both of them were such minor characters. Especially Elliot Page was.

[Ethan Klein]

I would say especially Lupita. I feel like she had less screen time. At least Elliot had that one really cool scene.

[Dan]

Yeah, but it was short.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Which I don't want to spoil, but honestly, maybe was my favorite scene of the whole movie.

[Hila Klein]

That was cool.

[Ethan Klein]

The one like near the end. Ish or whatever was really visually cool.

[Dan]

But also I noticed that they kind of did a dirty trick too, because they depicted. I don't know the name of the actress that plays Helen, but they depicted her all homely and like the picture of her look like she was like homeless or something and. But in the movie she looks really beautiful and pretty and.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, that picture that they were using I think was like AI or from another movie of hers or something.

[Dan]

But she. She in the movie looked the part and I had no problem with. With. Yeah, her name is Lupita.

[Ethan Klein]

Lupita, yeah.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah. They were just. Just puts into perspective what online rage is like.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, it's all.

[Dan]

Was totally manufactured and even the picture was AI apparently.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. The other less controversial but you know, to me, more controversial casting was the fact that Travis Scott was in the

[Dan]

movie racial cast and case everybody.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, you. Not only is he in the movie. Dude, did you get there late? Because he's literally the first film.

[Dan]

Okay, that's odd. I remember, I remember that guy. I didn't know that was Travis Scott,

[Ethan Klein]

which he was totally fine. I think he's literally friends with Christopher Nolan. I think it's just like he put his buddy in the movie kind of thing.

[Dan]

I kind of do remember that guy being a little out of place, if I'm being totally honest.

[Ethan Klein]

See, and you didn't even know it was Travis. So that says, you know, it probably wasn't a great idea to have him in that role. His rationale for casting him was actually kind of cool because he was essentially saying that, you know, the Odyssey and the Iliad, these were poems that were told orally throughout generations and everything. And Christopher Nolan thinks that rappers are sort of the modern day version of that, which I think is pretty interesting. I just don't think Travis Scott doesn't

[Dan]

mean we need him in our movie.

[Ethan Klein]

Is he really the most poetic of rappers? You know,

[Dan]

I don't know.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know either.

[Dan]

But people. So people are angry at Ben Shapiro because he liked the film. So here, here's the clip that that's going around that they're angry about. It doesn't take me out of the

[Ethan Klein]

film that there's a multiracial gap. If you want to make the case, everybody needs to be Greek to be authentic.

[Dan]

I think you can make that case.

[Ethan Klein]

If you want to make the case, everybody has to be white. I think that that is a lesser case because white people in Greek are

[Dan]

not quite the same thing. It doesn't. Well, this is. Sorry. There wasn't enough white people in it. Like everybody in it was white. There was like a few black people, a few black actors, none of them main characters.

[Ethan Klein]

The Odysseus is like second in command. I don't know that name. I think he was maybe Indian. Or Iranian or something.

[Hila Klein]

Maybe Indian sometime. Yeah, according to Dan, it was something Indian.

[Dan]

Okay, well, he looked ambiguously white potentially. You know what I mean? Like, ambiguous. But, like, the criticism is that not enough white people's crazy because, like, there was almost entirely a white cast.

[Ethan Klein]

His name is Himesh Patel. He's from Britain, but Patel is a pretty common Indian.

[Dan]

He's ambiguous.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, his parents are Indian, so yeah,

[Dan]

he was Indian, which. Which is fine because the Greeks are a little bit like darker complexion, olive Mediterranean.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, I mean, that's the thing is like, I mean, we talked about it when we talked about the movie last week, but you saw very little in the way of criticism about Matt Damon being cast. And Matt Damon is, you know, he's

[Dan]

like an Irish guy, white mother.

[Ethan Klein]

He's definitely. He's definitely not Greek looking.

[Dan]

So, yeah, I didn't have a problem with everyone not being Greek. It was obviously just like, do you want them speaking Greek? No. You want them speaking English so you don't have to read subtitles. All you dumbass idiots on, like, you. You people are dumb. Like, I know you don't want subtitles. You don't want to read. You want them speaking English.

[Ethan Klein]

Right.

[Dan]

So just so, like, they're already speaking English.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, the other big criticism, American English. Right. So the American English thing, I'll admit when I first saw the trailer, it felt weird, but I think we have to fully acknowledge that the only reason that that feels weird is because it's just a Hollywood convention that when you have old timey European stories, everybody speaks with a British accent. That doesn't make any sense either. You know what I mean? That's just as arbitrary as American accent.

[Dan]

That's what. He's English, isn't he?

[Ethan Klein]

He is, actually. Yeah. But the whole like, oh, they speak with American accents. It takes me out of it. That, that's. There's nothing inherently wrong with that if you really think about it, like, because there's no reason they would speak with British accents either. It's just. You're just used to old timey, medieval, or, you know, ancient things. People speak with a British accent. It's arbitrary.

[Dan]

Yeah. But I mean, I'll go check it out. You know what I mean? That's. That's what it is.

[Ethan Klein]

It's good.

[Dan]

Speaking of good, you've got a new Gabe Soundbite. That's very good. Oh, you guys want to hear it? Of course you do. So I will say before you play it, the first line, you don't know

[Ethan Klein]

what the he says but then it

[Dan]

clarifies in the second line. Excellent. Fair warning. My. Your's my.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, God, I couldn't even understand.

[Dan]

I got. It's spa. No, he said, your is my, didn't he?

[Ethan Klein]

The caption says your is mine.

[Dan]

I heard.

[Ethan Klein]

So. Yes, I heard. Flawed.

[Dan]

See, you guys don't understand Gabe, like me.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, there's a caption.

[Dan]

I didn't read the caption. We got a Laurel Yanny thing going on. I didn't. No, I heard exactly what this man said. Said he's my. Gabe's my boy. You get it? Your.

[Joseph McBride]

My.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Joseph McBride]

Your.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah. I like his dominance confidence. But then the second time, it sounds like your smile. It's like, get it? The black and blue or white and gold.

[Joseph McBride]

Your.

[Dan]

I hear it. I hear it. Well, somebody said Yanni Yanny, which is the same thing.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, yeah, I said Laurel Yanny.

[Dan]

Yeah. Laurel Green needle or whatever the. Oh, man, I hear it. Your pussy is my pussy.

[Ethan Klein]

Fair enough. Fair enough. Gabe.

[Dan]

So shout out to.

[Hila Klein]

What does he mean He's.

[Dan]

He's doing. I think he's just being daddy. Get it.

[Joseph McBride]

Get it.

[Dan]

He's being an assertive sexual tyrant. Your is my. You understand, Alpha.

[Ethan Klein]

He's trying to step into the. To the top market gap created by the Tate brothers Arrest.

[Dan]

Take a course.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Hila Klein]

Get it.

[Dan]

You get it. I get it, Gabe. I get it. Paris Hilton, closing of the Wild. Blah, blah. Whatever. No whatever.

[Hila Klein]

Not whatever. Shout out.

[Dan]

Hilo was watching this and it was so. I was. I'm sorry, but it was just a lot of badge. Yes. Batch.

[Hila Klein]

Stop it. Where is it? Where is it? In your.

[Dan]

Gary. La. You can lead the way on this one.

[Hila Klein]

Well, yes, Bad. About, like, five years ago, she put out a documentary and she was basically opening up about her experience in this school or camp that her parents sent her to. And it's the ones that you probably have heard about where they came at night and they kidnapped her from her house and her parents just watched it happen.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, okay.

[Dan]

It's pretty insane.

[Hila Klein]

So that happened to her. She was like 16 or 17, and she was there for almost a year, I think. And it was totally traumatic abuse. She was in solitary confinement.

[Dan]

It's horrible. It's horrible.

[Hila Klein]

And. And apparently, like, she can't tell her parents because they'll punish her more if she complains. And so, like, there's kids, they're just going through abuse.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. This was similar to the Chet Hanks Bad baby.

[Dan]

Oh, Chet got. Yeah, Chet got it. Bad baby, too. I just looked into it. This is the same one that Chet went to?

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

To Provo. Yeah.

[Hila Klein]

Okay, so this one is in Utah, by the way. Provo. Kenya.

[Ethan Klein]

Shout out.

[Dan]

Shout out. Utah. All good things.

[Hila Klein]

So she joined this campaign with other women that were survivors, and she finally got it shut down. The school shut down. So shout out. That's awesome.

[Dan]

Well, it was shut down by the state. Apparently they're still operating in other states. Or it's legal. It's literally just run by a bunch of sadists that like torturing children. It's actually insane.

[Hila Klein]

It's insane. And they gave the kids pills without telling them what it is. You just have to take it. Then when she figured out a way not to take it, they punished her for. For it in solitary confinement.

[Dan]

They found a tissue with her medicine in it and then put her in. Put her in solitary for 22 hours or something. Crazy. Yeah, Chet Hanks describes it same way. Horrible being taken out of bed in the middle of the night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know.

[Ethan Klein]

Reflect very well on old all American white bread Tom Hanks does it.

[Dan]

I'm kind of curious.

[Hila Klein]

I don't understand the parents that would do that. Like, on. On the one hand, they say, oh, she was being bad, but like, she was partying at night and skipping school. But is that enough? Is that enough to be abused?

[Ethan Klein]

Exactly.

[Dan]

I have to only assume that the parents would say that they were lied to about what goes on there.

[Hila Klein]

They do say that, but still, even in the way that.

[Dan]

But kidnapping them in the middle of the night, like, that's the setting. That's pretty, Pretty, pretty accurate tone for the.

[Hila Klein]

They watched happen. They let that part happen. So. Yeah, exactly.

[Dan]

I'm going to assume Tom was in character as Forrest. He was method acting. Men are going to take you now.

[Hila Klein]

And even when Paris tells her mom about this stuff, you can kind of see her reaction. She's almost like, well, I.

[Dan]

Her mom is a fucking drug.

[Hila Klein]

Believe you. And I. She even says that I take half of it with a grain of salt kind of thing. About the way Paris describes what she.

[Dan]

Yeah, well, that's why she put her there. Her mom is literally a drug addict. Like, I think she's so gross based on her cameos in the Beverly Hills. Like, she just shows up trashed everywhere, some mess. Yeah, yeah, but she on Real Housewives or is that her sister?

[Hila Klein]

She's like, a friend of her sister is in it.

[Dan]

She shows up in some scenes and she's always like, completely trashed or fucked up on pills and just so out of it. You know, it's actually my favorite parts, to be honest.

[Hila Klein]

It's a lot of people's favorite.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, Sounds sloppy. I think it's so interesting how Paris Hilton has sort of not even necessarily reinvented herself, but just how she's sort of evolved over the years. Like, the image of her that was sold through to like the MTV generation when we were kids or whatever is like this dumb, ditzy blonde and she was like the butt of jokes all the time and everything. And it just seems like she's such a cool, impressive person now. You know what I mean? Like, yeah.

[Hila Klein]

And she talked and I know it

[Ethan Klein]

was all kind of like an act back in the day.

[Hila Klein]

She kind of talks about how that character is part of her cope with a lot of things she went through.

[Ethan Klein]

Right.

[Hila Klein]

Also, her boyfriend, like, releasing a sex tape was totally against her.

[Ethan Klein]

Boyfriend did that.

[Dan]

Yeah, it was against her. I didn't even know that.

[Hila Klein]

She didn't know. He told her that was going to be private, like, don't be boring, you know.

[Ethan Klein]

Right.

[Hila Klein]

I thought it was young, by the way. Very young.

[Ethan Klein]

Right?

[Dan]

Yeah. I thought it was something she did on purpose because that's like the Kim Kardashian thing. Like, right after her. Kim was after her.

[Hila Klein]

That was after her.

[Dan]

But she was Kim's assistant at the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Hila Klein]

So but that was. She. She is the victim in it, but at the time she was portrayed as the bad girl. That's like, you know.

[Dan]

Yeah, that's that. I did not know it was against her will like that. That's crazy.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Did that guy go to jail or something? Like, he should have, right?

[Hila Klein]

I don't think so.

[Dan]

He should have. Whatever happened, was he ever. Did he ever get in trouble?

[Ethan Klein]

I'm trying to look into it right

[Dan]

now, but there's one scene where she's like, I thought if I earned $100 million, I would be happy. But then I earned $100 million and I still wasn't happy.

[Ethan Klein]

So she sued him and it's was settled. But it sounds like in her favor. But I don't see anything about him

[Dan]

getting in jail, bro. Jail. Jail. I guess back then revenge porn was like, chill.

[Hila Klein]

It was.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't think there was like laws on the book to really, like, deal.

[Hila Klein]

Totally chill. And they show clips of like David Letterman on this late night show saying, like, I watched the clip. Did you guys watch it? And everybody in the crowd is like,

[Dan]

yeah, that's really crazy. Knowing that it was like revenge for and. Which I had no idea that it

[Hila Klein]

was her being so young.

[Dan]

Like, how old was she?

[Hila Klein]

I don't know if she was even 18.

[Ethan Klein]

No, no, I think she was under.

[Dan]

That would have been crazy.

[Ethan Klein]

So maybe she was 20. She was 20.

[Hila Klein]

Okay. 20.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Hila Klein]

Still.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. And the. This guy, Rick Salomon, is the. The.

[Dan]

Let me see a picture of this guy. What does he look like?

[Ethan Klein]

Kind of like what you'd expect. He looks like a sleazy porn guy. Here, pulling it up. There he is.

[Dan]

He's a poker player.

[Ethan Klein]

There he is.

[Hila Klein]

I think you guys got it wrong. Kim was her assistant.

[Dan]

Oh, okay.

[Hila Klein]

Not Paris.

[Dan]

Yes. Yes. That's her origin story. No, Jessica Simpson walked or walked so Kim could run or whatever.

[Ethan Klein]

Paris Hilton, whatever.

[Dan]

Whoever they are.

[Joseph McBride]

I don't know.

[Dan]

Wait, he's just a poker player now? And here he is with Pam Anderson for some reason. Like, what the hell?

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know.

[Hila Klein]

I don't know.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know much about him.

[Dan]

What the is with this guy, bro?

[Hila Klein]

Gross. I don't know.

[Ethan Klein]

Looks pretty gross.

[Dan]

Why is she with Pam?

[Ethan Klein]

He's owned an online gambling site. He won 2.8 million in the World Series of Poker.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Ethan Klein]

So I guess. Yeah, he's like a pro poker guy.

[Dan]

There you go. And here he is with another celebrity. What's her name? Shannon Doherty. I want. Don't try. Hey, listen. If you have sex with this guy, sweep the room, you know?

[Hila Klein]

Oh, my God. Here's a chat from Skyler. I am a survivor of Devereaux Glenn home. I was 17 and still sometimes have nightmares about the abuse. I'm 31. My parents were lied to, wasn't kidnapped in the night, but all communication with my parents were monitored.

[Ethan Klein]

Wow. So weird.

[Hila Klein]

And they also talk about how a lot of the victims end up, like, falling into abusive relationship afterwards because they don't know what's normal. They don't know to recognize abuse after going through that in such a young age.

[Dan]

Yeah. I can see at that young age being like, discipline means we love you.

[Hila Klein]

Yes.

[Dan]

Putting you in solitary for 22 hours because we love you.

[Hila Klein]

So it's really not helpful at all for the kids.

[Dan]

Pamela Anderson was married to this guy and divorced him twice.

[Hila Klein]

What?

[Ethan Klein]

Married in 2007, annulled in 2008. Married in 2014, divorced in 2015.

[Dan]

Wow. He had another husband like that as well. I feel like. Wait, wait, wait, wait. He's who? Wait, hold on. This is Rick.

[Hila Klein]

This is Rick.

[Ethan Klein]

Rick.

[Dan]

He's Salomon. No way. He's the. Is he the Girls Gone Wild guy? That's what Kate said. No, that's not him.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't think so.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, his page here. Same genre of dude, though, for sure, right?

[Dan]

Yeah. There's actually a really good documentary about that guy, I think on Netflix. The Girl's Gone Wild guy. His name is Joe Francis. Who.

[Ethan Klein]

Who could have predicted that he would be a piece of.

[Dan]

Not me.

[Ethan Klein]

Who saw that coming?

[Dan]

Not me. Honestly, if I could find two dudes to that, I would have my Back Through Thick and Thin. Bum Fights Guy and Girls Gone Wild Guy. Those are my. Those are my pillars.

[Ethan Klein]

What about the Faces of Death guy?

[Dan]

Well, that guy actually. Turns out he. He staged it.

[Ethan Klein]

Right? Exactly.

[Dan]

So kind of based and cool.

[Ethan Klein]

Kind of cool.

[Dan]

The only real footage. What a talent was.

[Ethan Klein]

It was like a.

[Dan]

Wasn't bad dying.

[Ethan Klein]

No, it wasn't that.

[Dan]

It was like. It wasn't anything bad. The real stuff, he used. I don't know. Google it. Big Nick, dude. There's some good Big Nick, but I don't know. This might be worth.

[Ethan Klein]

I think it's worth a deeper dive because we just have one clip and

[Dan]

we just watch this and then.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, we've seen that. There's a much longer podcast of this.

[Dan]

Yeah, there's like an hour combo between these two guys. And this is some batshit takes, y'. All. Big Nick continues to give my. The cup over filleth. Jesus hath blessed us on this day with good content. Big Nick, thank you.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, my gosh, bro.

[Dan]

I will say this clip is sped up and it's very annoying.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, yeah, Never mind. Maybe we should. I forgot that this is. Let's just wait and watch a real clip.

[Dan]

Let me give a little taste, a little taste of them.

[Ethan Klein]

People are using these children's body parts for magic. There's people.

[Dan]

This is the. This is the intro.

[Ethan Klein]

Fetuses. And they pose as technology companies. Those people collect the fetuses to create magic effigies or idols. There's ways you can take a severed head of a child and speak to a demon.

[Dan]

What people don't know. I would just say. I would just say. How do you know?

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, how do you know, man?

[Dan]

How do you know all this? How do you know all this about the Nazis is that they were actually heavily involved in the occult. There was this. That's true. Called the Virilia Society. The way that the Nazis were able to get a lot of their technology because they were. Were like super advanced. They were building things that we. I mean, they didn't have nukes. I'm not advanced enough.

[Ethan Klein]

Didn't have radar.

[Dan]

I'm sorry, did the editor look up like swastika graphic? Like that's way that the Nazis were able to get a lot of their technology. They did a little twirl thing people don't know about the Nazis is, hey, come on.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah, we needed that.

[Dan]

Come on. Remember the Nazis.

[Ethan Klein]

Where the you even find that little pinwheels.

[Dan]

Why the dots?

[Ethan Klein]

Also people not know that about the Nazis. I feel like that's really common knowledge. How about the Indiana Jones movies? You know what I mean? Like, it's like a total pop culture thing.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah. They were weird.

[Ethan Klein]

We all know. We know they were up to some weird.

[Dan]

Yeah. Really evolved in the occult. There was a society called the Virilia Society. The way that the Nazis were able to get a lot of their technology because they were like super advanced. They were not true. Literally.

[Ethan Klein]

It's just a total myth.

[Dan]

Like they got out teched.

[Ethan Klein]

Got out teched by Britain, dude.

[Dan]

And America.

[Ethan Klein]

Britain broke the enigma and had radar and Nazi Germany didn't even know what radar. Like, they had no idea that that was happening.

[Dan]

All they had was meth.

[Ethan Klein]

They did have a lot of meth.

[Dan]

Listen, they got to find better demons because apparently we got better demons in our ears.

[Ethan Klein]

Right?

[Dan]

Building things that we use today. They were even creating like anti gravity craft. Okay. That.

[Joseph McBride]

Yeah.

[Dan]

That I'm unaware of. He's thinking of hygiene. Nazis were actually sacrificing human beings to Nephilim and then to Nephilim, dude.

[Ethan Klein]

Yo. Technology.

[Dan]

Technology and knowledge.

[Ethan Klein]

And they didn't lose, by the way. They have continued and they didn't persist.

[Dan]

What is black? So wait, the Nazis won the war?

[Ethan Klein]

They won the war, dude.

[Dan]

Wait, what is black?

[Hila Klein]

What?

[Ethan Klein]

Magic. So that's different than normal magic in a sense because there is an aspect

[Dan]

of how do these guys walk around and live in the world where all of this is true.

[Ethan Klein]

It must be cool to be.

[Dan]

Nazis won the war.

[Ethan Klein]

They just live in like you just live in fantasy land. Just all the time. Like you just. You never left the playground, Gary.

[Dan]

I feel like it's scary that they think the world is so fucked up and like conspiracy and everything is just so paranoid.

[Ethan Klein]

And I suppose, I suppose all this

[Dan]

is telling me is that we need to up our intros.

[Ethan Klein]

That's true. This is fire sucking you into the episode.

[Dan]

There's a lot going on. Yeah. Did you know you can summon a demon with a baby's head? Crash, cut, boom.

[Ethan Klein]

That should. Every episode of our show should start like that. The Nazi symbol spinning around. Pinwheel Nazi next to you.

[Dan]

Suck them in, dude. Get him. From the start, Nick knows how to pull him in.

[Ethan Klein]

Eh, psychology that pertains into black magic that is also based on. Based on dark manipulation, essentially. I'm debating if I should even explain some of the.

[Dan]

Too dangerous.

[Ethan Klein]

It's too dangerous. Oh, don't share this publicly, man.

[Dan]

It's too secret. Too dangerous.

[Ethan Klein]

Logical aspects, you know. I'll explain.

[Dan]

Oh, what's going on, guys? Welcome back to the channel today. I'm very excited for today's episode. It's gonna be a powerful one. I have my friend here who I've been watching for quite a while. But before we get into today's video, make sure you guys give this video a like, subscribe to my channel down below if you are new and turn on my post notification. So he's Nick Kazwani, and then the guy he's talking to is Demon Eraser.

[Ethan Klein]

It's kind of a badass name.

[Dan]

But he's not Destroyer. He's Eraser.

[Ethan Klein]

That's better than Destroy. Destroy. There might still be like, you know, body parts around.

[Dan]

Oh, my God, what a flattering photo. I seen what you look like, bro. Come on, stop.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, stop that.

[Dan]

Stop that right now. Stop that. I don't know about that one. The shooter texts have been released. Let's see what this guy gets up to on shorts. Let's see, let me see here. Raw milk.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't usually make these kind of videos, but this is such a good hack that I have to share with the world because this will make your milk last more than three times.

[Dan]

As long as it's another type of milk.

[Ethan Klein]

This. This is just perfect.

[Dan]

You know where this is going? Look what they're doing to the cow.

[Ethan Klein]

Restore it back to its raw status. Like regular store bought milk. We'll go back to being raw. Now, I know I didn't actually know where this is going, but I like where it's going. Super simple to do. Let me just show you real quick.

[Dan]

Now, I'm sure anti Semitic.

[Hila Klein]

What?

[Ethan Klein]

Many of you have seen the video where the guy was taking half and half and he was pouring half and half into the regular.

[Dan]

Oh, is this is.

[Ethan Klein]

He was explaining.

[Dan]

This is actually Nick. This is the guy you're hanging out with. Is that where you thought this was going, Dan?

[Ethan Klein]

No. Is this entire thing just a way to get around YouTube censorship? But this is such a good hack that I have to share with the world.

[Dan]

YouTube is crazy.

[Ethan Klein]

This guy beat the quartering time. The quartering intros will restore it Back to its raw status. Like regular.

[Dan]

It took too long to get to the good.

[Ethan Klein]

Yes, we'll go back to being raw. Now. I know that sounds crazy, but just.

[Dan]

What, What. Why are you sitting with. Hear me out.

[Ethan Klein]

It's super simple to do the same thing.

[Dan]

Now, let's see. Against people from the lineage of Shem.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm sure many of you have seen

[Dan]

anti shemitic video where the guy was

[Ethan Klein]

taking half and half and he was pouring.

[Dan]

There are three main distinct genetic, ethnic, or ancestral divisions of Jewish people. Ashkenazi, Sephardic and Mizrahi.

[Ethan Klein]

Half and half into the regular milk. And he was explaining.

[Dan]

They say more than 80% of Jews are Ashkenazi. It's very small. I can't.

[Ethan Klein]

Who's they?

[Dan]

They. They totally total today. Ashkenazi. That's what he got from Britannica that

[Ethan Klein]

was restoring some of the fats that have been removed from the regular milk.

[Dan]

Cause During World War II, nearly all Jews became Ashkenazi. They became really.

[Ethan Klein]

I really don't know where. Okay, this is a new one.

[Dan]

Yeah, I'm kind of curious where we're going.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, this is actually new.

[Dan]

All Jews today are Ashkenazi Jews.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, and you see how he made the Nazi part bigger?

[Dan]

I think he's gonna say the Nazi.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh my God. Lasts longer and it's just a little

[Dan]

bit healthier, you know? So where do Ashkenazi Jews come from?

[Ethan Klein]

Hell, please tell me.

[Dan]

But the next is a better one.

[Ethan Klein]

Raw milk. So what you want to do is you can buy just a little bit of raw milk and.

[Dan]

Bro, I'm trying to listen to the milk tip. These papers are really distracting. Tracing the history of why, Bro, it's kind of weird that you're obsessed with like.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, yeah, it's. It's a little more than kind of weird.

[Dan]

Tracing the history of Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry. The word Ashkenazi sought to come from the name Ashkenaz, a descendant of Noah, named in the Hebrew Bible. Okay, sick.

[Ethan Klein]

That little bit of raw milk.

[Dan]

What if it actually doesn't end up being anti Semitic at all and it's just like a history lesson

[Ethan Klein]

into the regular milk?

[Dan]

And when this is the first video I clicked with 0, you poured into the regular milk. Pre knowledge the word Ashkenazi. He, by the way, he put 23andMe on the top. I guess just to give it some cred. The word Ashkenazi is thought to come from the name Ashkenazi. Okay. That's what I literally read.

[Ethan Klein]

Restore. Not only the Microsoft, the nutrients are the microbiome, but also some of the fats because it's usually a little bit fattier.

[Dan]

Genesis 10:26.

[Ethan Klein]

So it'll do, man.

[Dan]

This is the son of Jaffa, Jaffet, Ashkenaz, something.

[Ethan Klein]

Sons of Gomer.

[Joseph McBride]

Gomer.

[Dan]

What do you just say what you're getting at, bro?

[Joseph McBride]

Both.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay, now you can still.

[Dan]

Am I a demon or what? What am I? Just tell me.

[Ethan Klein]

Half and half to restore. But the raw milk will restore the micro.

[Dan]

Come on, bro. We ain't reading all too many charts. The.

[Ethan Klein]

Is this a microbiome that's been removed

[Dan]

from the anti Semitic, anti Shic against people from the lineage of Shem. Ashkenazed Jews are not from the L line of Shem. Checkmate atheist.

[Ethan Klein]

The organic or the regular pasteurized milk. It's from the line of poisonous mess.

[Dan]

These whole, like, where they get obsessed with, like the. Like the. The syntax of the words. Like when Jews were called Ashkenazis and all this types, they weren't even speaking English. They were speaking, like, Latin, like the way that it.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

So stupid.

[Ethan Klein]

This doesn't seem. It has particularly well received pasteurized milk by taking.

[Dan]

Now he's defining what etymology is the micronutrients that actually. Let's see what he highlighted. I can't even read it.

[Ethan Klein]

Restore this.

[Dan]

Sicilians. No, no. What is that? Scythians. What is that?

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, Scythians.

[Dan]

What are Scythians? They're from Corban. What's Corban? Sith homeworld. Oh, I see. So we are evil.

[Ethan Klein]

By the way, some people that are lactose intolerant, they can drink raw milk.

[Dan]

This is getting way too long to get to the point. Who are the micro.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, I guess he's going to answer all your questions.

[Dan]

Micronutrients. There's like a lot of papers left

[Ethan Klein]

that were in it.

[Joseph McBride]

Oh, no.

[Ethan Klein]

How much left in this video? We're out of time.

[Dan]

Okay, so here we're finally getting to the good part. Human sacrifice, Drinking blood and crafting items from enemy skulls is. Is basically. That's who we are.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah. They won't be. I'm impressed you can ramble about milk this long.

[Dan]

Right, right.

[Ethan Klein]

That's. That's the real art.

[Dan]

Blood libel. Here we go.

[Ethan Klein]

Anyways, all you got to do is pour a little bit of the raw milk. Just.

[Dan]

He's like, dude, how dare you call me anti Semitic. Blood libel. Blood label often claims that Jews require human blood to reenact crucifixions account for the otherwise unexplained deaths of children. We're kidnapping. Ch. Yeah, this is good oldfashioned crazy part.

[Ethan Klein]

You only have to do this once, because once you fly this whatever you

[Dan]

mog mo for the remainder of your life. This is like the seventh level of insane conspiratorial hell that's been in.

[Ethan Klein]

You know, reintroduced with the raw milk into the next gallon of milk that you get. And it will actually continue.

[Dan]

Synagogue. You ever heard of a synagogue? Gog and Magog, Good old games. And when the thousand years are finished, Satan shall be loosened out of his prison and shall come forth to deceive the nations which are in the four corners of the earth. Gog and Magog. How about you suck Gog and Magog. How about you gag on Magog? Nice facts to gather them together to the war. The number. Like, guys, if this is some supernatural demonic plot over thousands of years, why would I put Gog. Just name it something else.

[Ethan Klein]

It's always like that with all the Illuminati stuff, too. And the answer is always because part of the magic is that they have to leave it. They have to, like, rub it in your face secretly. That's why they leave. Like, that's what actually makes the magic work.

[Dan]

Got it.

[Ethan Klein]

Which is a very. It's a very clever way to talk people. Explain away all of the nonsense that you believe in. You know what I mean? Biome. And raw milk doesn't really go bad, by the way. It kind of just like ferments.

[Dan]

That cannot be true, bro. About the milk. Anyway, say they are Jews and are not. So I know Revelation 2. 9. I know thy work and tribulations and poverty. And I know the blasphemy of which say they are Jews and are not, but are a synagogue of Satan. So all of us. So all Jews are Satanists?

[Ethan Klein]

Yes. It turns into like a slurry or kind of like a cheese rancid. Like regular pasteurized milk. This is anti Semitism.

[Dan]

Bingo.

[Ethan Klein]

He's awesome.

[Dan]

But red juice. The Commie juice now.

[Ethan Klein]

No, no, it looks. This is like. This is like a red Hulk.

[Dan]

Red juice. As in like an alternate version of Jews Christian, dumb. Well, isn't Harrison Ford Jewish?

[Ethan Klein]

No, I don't think so.

[Dan]

He's a quarter Jew. Oh, from the Adam Sandler song. That's how you guys know that. I know him from talking about his. His mom at a roundtable I saw once Harrison Ford the Quarter Jewish. I'm just saying he's the Red Hawk. But he's Jewish. Or part. His mom is Jewish. Yeah, that's what he said. He said he came from his very Jewish mother or something. He said once she into us.

[Ethan Klein]

But anyways, this is one really cool

[Dan]

way Ashkenazi Jews are historically Scythians. Barbaric. Blood drinking Magog, synagogue of Satan, Jaffa Red Shield.

[Ethan Klein]

The microbiome of raw milk into your.

[Dan]

Not anti Semitic. Once you speak against Ashkenazi Jews, there

[Ethan Klein]

really is no going back.

[Dan]

It's not. It is not anti Semitic to call all living Jews today demonic, blood drinking, child abducting Satanists.

[Ethan Klein]

Well, hold on, just hold on. It's not all Jews. Well, no Ashkenazi Jews. Hila is totally fine.

[Dan]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Joseph McBride]

She is.

[Hila Klein]

Nobody explained how all Jews are Ashkenazi.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, he said only 80%.

[Joseph McBride]

You.

[Dan]

You were not paying attention, Dan.

[Ethan Klein]

It's four out of five. Four out of five.

[Joseph McBride]

No, you're.

[Dan]

You're. Dude, he said 80% and then he went on to say, therefore all Jews are Ashkenaz.

[Hila Klein]

There was a page that said all Jews are Ashkan.

[Ethan Klein]

I think he was being hyperbolic.

[Dan]

What about. What about you, Dan, in the situation? Are you the. The half and half in the. The analogy?

[Ethan Klein]

I'm a quarter.

[Dan]

Just like you ever been to synagogue?

[Ethan Klein]

Oh my God, of course. Yeah.

[Dan]

Demonic ethnicity. I know someone that agrees with him, Mike from.

[Ethan Klein]

I mean, you've seen the light and it's hard to deny.

[Dan]

So the nice thing, there are no real Jews. We are all equal. Stop fighting.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, it's a. The message of peace.

[Dan]

Wait, wait, wait. It's a message of peace. That's so inspiring at the end. Or maybe he's talking about amongst the white nationalists, like stop fighting. Stop trying to defend Jews or say anything.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know. I feel like that statement is very straightforward. We are all equal. Stop fighting.

[Dan]

Okay, he just got done saying that all Jews are demon blood drinking, child abducting Satan.

[Hila Klein]

But mixed signals here.

[Ethan Klein]

But I think he's. See, he's saying there are no more real Jews. The real Jews are the evil ones,

[Dan]

the friends you made.

[Ethan Klein]

So he's saying the Jews that are around now, those are. They're fine. He's saying he's fine with you guys. I'm pretty sure he's saying like the blood drinking, evil Jews, those are actually all gone.

[Dan]

Okay, you know what? Being Big Nick's friend, that might be

[Ethan Klein]

true at that point. And so try the ramen.

[Dan]

I think Big Dick's a demon.

[Ethan Klein]

You've mentioned that, your belief in that.

[Dan]

I'm just saying if he's gonna chill with this guy like, let's just. Have we taken a look in the mirror lately? Nick, did you see your reflection? No. You couldn't see anything. That's the devil right there. Because you're blind in one eye. Well, that means he would. He would still see.

[Ethan Klein]

He would still be able to see. Yeah.

[Dan]

Doesn't make sense, man. Sorry. Sorry. You know, I. I consider Big Nick all. Everything's on the table with Big Nick because look at his friends. I mean, you know. Amen. This guy's. His friend is obsessed with Jews. Why are Jews so anti Semitic? Disney and gay days. All right, I'll just do one more. This guy's fascinating.

[Hila Klein]

Okay, I think we're at.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, we're.

[Joseph McBride]

We're.

[Dan]

Well, you guys don't know about Jesus, Disney, Gay days.

[Hila Klein]

We should probably leave time to.

[Ethan Klein]

David, we're gonna talk.

[Dan]

All right, all right, all right, all

[Hila Klein]

right,

[Dan]

all right, all right, all right, all right. I closed it.

[Ethan Klein]

All right, let me thank. Just a couple super chats and then

[Hila Klein]

we'll get out of here. Yes.

[Ethan Klein]

All right. So cool. This is a $50 donation from Randy. So cool to find out Harley and I are birthday twins turning 29 today. Feeling super blessed and grateful. Shout out to the whole crew. And special shout out to my wife Ashley for the two surprise birthdays last weekend. That.

[Hila Klein]

Wow.

[Ethan Klein]

That feels like too much.

[Dan]

She's cheating on you, I'm afraid to tell you. Sorry to break it to you, buddy.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't think so. I don't think so. Oh, happy birthday, birthday twin and fellow Neanderthal from Maddie Bailey. Wow. A lot of people have their birthdays right now. Crazy Okella Wood said, best looking podcaster in the game. You don't have to say that to him. He doesn't need that. Padded by Georgie. Ethan defending his house from the pool. What does that mean?

[Hila Klein]

Enduring the fires when he wanted to save.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, true. Right when you were going to save the day.

[Dan]

I forgot about that. I'm still doing that. Why you forget about.

[Ethan Klein]

I forgot.

[Dan]

Did you buy the pump?

[Hila Klein]

No, it still did that.

[Ethan Klein]

Never got the pump.

[Dan]

I installed hoses all around the house.

[Hila Klein]

Regular hoses.

[Joseph McBride]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

You're gonna need something heavier duty.

[Dan]

I'll get the pump.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, get the pump, man.

[Dan]

It was such a funny thought of jolly you holding on to a hose as you're like jolly me. It's not as funny anymore. Why jolly me? Because you. Because my fat burns like a candle. It just is more cartoonish. I don't know. Wow.

[Hila Klein]

You're saying fat people are more cartoon like ab.

[Dan]

Oh, in this situation, definitely. I don't know. I don't know how you can stand on that. No, no, no, I stand by. Oh, we got a cartoon sketch already of the brothers in court, eh? Or is this old?

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Oh, this is new.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, this does seem to be new.

[Dan]

Let's take a look. Courtroom sketch.

[Hila Klein]

Look at him.

[Dan]

Look at his dumb ass, silly face, tall looking asshole, big head, looking pretty odd. He looks like the dude from the Goonies sloth

[Ethan Klein]

like there, doesn't he? They give the lawyer a dent. Oh my God, you're right. The lawyer's skull is bashed in.

[Hila Klein]

Dude.

[Dan]

Dude, they're all bald. They look like knuckles. It's so unfair that they got a female judge. It really is not right.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, that's probably. Yeah, that's biased.

[Dan]

That's biased trial.

[Ethan Klein]

All right, let me, let me, let me keep rolling on these, eh?

[Dan]

Yes, sir.

[Ethan Klein]

ZOE Ash donated 17 New Zealand dollars. Big old les from New Zealand. So happy to have Kate and tomorrow Winky face for our WLW rep. What's a wlw? Women loving women.

[Hila Klein]

Well, that's true.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay, Tamara, I use your clay work as an artist model in my art class. You are top tier, top 0.2% YouTuber Watch Watcher last year family. Thank you, Zoe.

[Dan]

Oh my God,

[Hila Klein]

I love that. Thank you so much.

[Ethan Klein]

Ellie said. Hey, she crew. I've been working at Walmart for the past 12 years and I've decided to quit. What are some tips and something you would have wanted to know when you were first figuring out what your career slash passion is. I mean, nobody can tell you what you're passionate about. You have to just kind of do some introspection and figure that out for yourself. Right?

[Dan]

You never. You don't get what you don't ask for. Whatever you want, show up, apply for it, get in their face, demand it, work for it, get good at it. You'd be surprised how much you could get done just showing up a place and asking.

[Ethan Klein]

That is really true.

[Dan]

Or, or if there's anything you can do or if you can do an internship or if you know what I mean. Like you can get so far just going and showing up somewhere and asserting yourself and chasing.

[Ethan Klein]

What's the worst that's gonna happen?

[Dan]

They say no, there's probably worse things. I mean, bad luck you could get.

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know. They're not going to get mad at you. They're not going to laugh you out of the building. Like, just if you're having some reservations about that, I'm Just trying to say

[Dan]

I don't know if there's like a disgruntled ex worker who's shooting up the place or anything. I don't know. Not answering that. I'm not here to say what is the worst thing that could happen?

[Ethan Klein]

Okay.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Dan]

You don't have to fall down the stairs and break your neck. I don't know.

[Ethan Klein]

All right. Be a coward. That's fine. You don't have to answer. Joshua Walsh said seconding Odyssey as one of the best films I've ever seen. Going to see it in the 70 millimeter next week. Anne Hathaway for the Oscars. I don't know if she had enough to do in the movie to get an Oscar nod, but she might, I don't know. She was quite good. I, I, I wouldn't be mad about it.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

I like Ethan's making a face. He doesn't, he doesn't matter.

[Dan]

This was not, I just, I just

[Ethan Klein]

don't think it was a heavy enough role.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

To, to warrant that. It's more of maybe a supporting actress. Best supporting actress.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Hila. Will the teddy fish long? Wait, did you, you read this one earlier?

[Hila Klein]

Yes. Yes, it is coming soon.

[Ethan Klein]

It's coming soon. Let's see. Dan, I want to paint a free mini for you and also anyone else on the crew who likes 40k. Just let me know what army you like. Also posted some sick orcs in Discord. I think I've seen your stuff before. Spooky. This is spooky Kabuki. And it was very impressive. I'll go check it out again. That said, I mean, I, I have, I have enough stuff, like, to be honest, like 40k stuff. Specifically that. It's very nice. But, but maybe somebody else in the crew wants them. So I'll, I'll check out your posts on. On Discord and let you know. Why is constable kind of giving Tamara? I think it's just the British connection.

[Dan]

No, you mean the lady who was the constable.

[Joseph McBride]

Just.

[Ethan Klein]

They didn't say the constable. They just said Constable.

[Hila Klein]

Thank you so much.

[Dan]

I don't know if it's a compliment.

[Hila Klein]

I think it is.

[Dan]

Okay. Acab.

[Ethan Klein]

I'll take it as a compliment.

[Dan]

What if we're acab?

[Ethan Klein]

Exactly. You look. Oh, God. This was the part where everybody was glazing you. I don't know.

[Dan]

They paid good money to get those red.

[Ethan Klein]

You look handsome. Ethan Klein, the best looking guy alive today. Do you know that? The Daddison. Tamara, you are so handsome, attractive and smart. Said Scrag. What The Scrago Tape Shop. Yeah. Brandon said my heart is breaking. The Odyssey was at least a 9 out of 10. Why is your heart breaking? Odysseus being a. Oh, he didn't like that you called.

[Hila Klein]

We all liked it though.

[Dan]

He didn't like that at what he said.

[Ethan Klein]

Odysseus being a bozo is part of his character in the original. He had so much Huber. I think this maybe was the guy who got through on the phone. Cuz he's making the same point. This was a great film. Well, listen, I, I, I'm not. You gave it a 9 out of 10. I gave it an 8.5. So we're pretty, we're pretty close there, buddy.

[Dan]

I feel like the character portrayed on the screen did not get enough. Whatever. Who gives a. Just watch.

[Ethan Klein]

You made the point. Well, yeah, go. Go see a judge for yourself. I got tickets to 70 millimeter in Denver and we drove an hour just for them to say that, that the film machine was broken when we got there. That's fuck. You know, Bean. That's fucked.

[Dan]

Sounds like you went on Odyssey.

[Ethan Klein]

Thank you. Jacob Contreras said. Hi H. Crew. I just want to wish a very special happy 25th birthday to my beautiful wife Sydney. She's a huge fan of the show. She would love a birthday shout out.

[Dan]

I love.

[Ethan Klein]

Could I also get a mclunky for her as that's our favorite sound bite. Thank you. There it is. Can we get a Nate McClunky, perhaps? He's glaring at me. I got such a stink eye for asking for that.

[Dan]

Holy. Because you're embarrassing him now.

[Ethan Klein]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[Dan]

He's taking him a while.

[Ethan Klein]

McClunky. There it is. Never asked for two sound bites from Zach. Holy. I just got the dagger eyes.

[Dan]

Three, but not two.

[Ethan Klein]

Okay. All right, good to know. Let's see. Thank you so much, Hila, for bringing this up. I'm a survivor of. Oh, we read this one too, didn't we? Thank you, Skyler, again, for, for the 50 donation. $30 donation from TIA Hill, saying once again, begging for teddy Fresh scrubs, y'.

[Dan]

All. Scrubs.

[Ethan Klein]

I mean, I've, I, I'm not a nurse, so I don't have skin in the game, but I gotta say, I have seen that request so many times over the years.

[Hila Klein]

You're right.

[Dan]

It's very frequent scrub wares. Can there be in the audience?

[Ethan Klein]

I don't know. I think we got a lot of nurses in the office. A lot.

[Dan]

All right, let's see what happens.

[Hila Klein]

Yeah.

[Ethan Klein]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Hila Klein]

I think I'm just struggling to understand what do they expect it to look like? Like, do they want it to look colorful or do they want it to

[Dan]

be like, we could look up.

[Ethan Klein]

It seems like scrubs are pretty standard. It's just Is the thing. But maybe they're allowed to get cream.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, there's a lot.

[Hila Klein]

They're just kind of solid. Usually plain solid. So, like, what do they want when they say they want a teddy fresh?

[Dan]

You know what would be funny for scrub or a really good idea? White scrubs with blood stains all over it.

[Hila Klein]

Okay, great.

[Ethan Klein]

Very good.

[Dan]

But not actual blood stains. It just looks like.

[Hila Klein]

Like maybe you guys can give me more info. And what is it for you that you think of a teddy fresh scrub? Like, are you expecting something colorful and fun or does it still need to.

[Dan]

Definitely colorful because there's not a lot of variety in scrubs. So, like, I remember Lena got pink scrubs after years. And like, I remember her talking about it's just refreshing to not be wearing the same thing every day. There it is.

[Ethan Klein]

There it is. All right.

[Dan]

Might be even buying several of the different scrub options.

[Ethan Klein]

Stefan Wall said shout out to my wife, who's a member of and introduced me to the H3 community. We just celebrated seven years married together and she's still the absolute best. We are happy, healthy human beings. Keep up the laughs, everyone. Thank you, Stefan, and congrats to you too. And finally, I was promoted to lead technician slash manager of my small veterinary clinic just because I'm a hard worker and I showed up, put in the work and you can make anything happen. That's from Jess Z.

[Dan]

There it is.

[Ethan Klein]

So congrats on that, Jess. And thank you very much. Thank you to everybody who donated. I'm sorry if I missed your super chat. I tried to get as many as I could, but we appreciate all the support. It does help the show very much. So it's not your fault.

[Dan]

It sure does.

[Ethan Klein]

Thank you very much.

[Dan]

And our members, I really want to fillate today and just.

[Ethan Klein]

Oh, wow.

[Dan]

I want to reach around and you are my favorite. I just love the members. You guys really make everything thing so dang makes it all work around here. So I'm very grateful. Thank you. And we'll be back. Well, so tomorrow is true too. So we have. I'll be here.

[Ethan Klein]

You'll be here.

[Dan]

So you're not going to want to miss how cool and awesome that's going to be. Yeah. Wednesday is a regular show. We'll be going back to kind of like our old schedule there. We'll just be doing a regular, regular H3 podcast, followed by an After Dark, hey, Thursday, because I'll be gone. We'll have being members, crew members. Thank you to the crew for doing that. And Friday will be After Dark at the main slot time there.

[Ethan Klein]

There you go.

[Dan]

And hey, hey, you.

[Ethan Klein]

Actually, you got it. You listed the schedule correctly, right? Hey, it's like a meme at this point that, like, you always say, the wrong information. No, you nailed it. You nailed it.

[Hila Klein]

Good job.

[Dan]

So anyways, tune in tomorrow. Hey, tune in tomorrow, guys. We're going to have a lot of really fun, exciting show then. So, hey, Zan Klein and the gang, wishing you all a great day and a beautiful evening. Tata. For now,

[Joseph McBride]

it.