The Keke Palmer & Sean Evans Rumors Heat Up - H3 After Dark #75

Summary

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H3 Podcast: "The Keke Palmer & Sean Evans Rumors Heat Up"

H3 After Dark #75 • June 18, 2026
Host: Ethan Klein (h3h3productions)
Notable Cast/Guest Regulars: Kate, Harley, David, Galia, occasional appearances by Saikuno, Ethan

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EPISODE OVERVIEW

This episode of H3 After Dark is a rollicking, meme-heavy, and slightly chaotic pre-vacation hangout, packed with game-night planning, deep dives into internet/celebrity relationships (especially the Keke Palmer and Sean Evans saga), community shout-outs, and signature irreverent humor. The crew discusses their plans for the H3 team’s "season finale" and upcoming break, brainstorms content for ‘Game Friday’, reacts to YouTube chat oddities, chats about Pride flags, and explores pop culture drama—most juicily, the “will-they-or-won’t-they” between Keke Palmer and Hot Ones’ Sean Evans. The episode features notable tangents: a hilarious reading of James Joyce’s raunchiest love letter, a demonstration of an AI-driven robot toilet, and a review of their viral moment brought up by bodybuilder/YouTuber Coach Greg Doucette.

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

1. Episode Opening, H3 Housekeeping, and Vacation Hype
2. Members-Only Chat, YouTube Features, and Emojis
3. Season Finale & Games Night Planning
4. Pride Flag Discourse and Queer Representation
5. Coach Greg Doucette Reacts to H3 Coverage
6. Greg Doucette/Bodily Drama Deep Dive & Meme-ology
7. Robot Toilet Review – Tech or Nightmare?
8. Ancient Smut: David’s James Joyce (Saikuno) Reading
9. Main Event: The Keke Palmer & Sean Evans “Slow-Burn”
10. Community Polls, Soupies, and Final Moments

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1. EPISODE OPENING, H3 HOUSEKEEPING & VACATION HYPE

Timestamps: 00:08 – 04:24

• Kate and Harley riff with the crew about DJing, season scheduling, and how upcoming vacation is warping their sense of time.
• The H3 After Dark team is in high spirits, joking about cliffhangers and reunion drama to tease the season break.
  • Harley (03:44): “What do we do for the season one finale? I feel like we have to get in a fight and leave everyone on a cliffhanger.”
  • David (03:58): “When we come back, we gotta do a reunion.”
• Behind-the-scenes humor about exploiting David for content—ranging from playful hazing to inventive physical gags.

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2. MEMBERS-ONLY CHAT, NEW YOUTUBE FEATURES, & EMOJIS

Timestamps: 05:28 – 08:38

• The cast discovers new YouTube features like reactions and member stickers (“jewels”), noticing how “gray” non-members sneak into members-only streams.
• Banter about exclusive emojis, particularly the elusive ‘David emoji’ that kept coming out "a little too gay."
  • Kate (08:17): “It was not, like, in a fun way. Not like cool gay. It’s like, it’s overboard, you know?”
  • Harley (08:06): “They synthesized the David emoji, and it kept coming out a little too gay. So it’s back in the lab.”

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3. SEASON FINALE & GAME FRIDAY PLANNING

Timestamps: 12:10 – 22:48

• The team brainstorms ideas for their final Game Friday, setting up a complex poll for the community to choose the game.
• Major contenders: Overcooked, Hide & Seek (Mecca Chameleon), Poker, Bomb Defusal, Burgling Gnomes, Gang Beast, and even Rust or Fortnite.
  • Kate (14:38): “David, what are the three games we have played that we enjoyed the most?”
• Comedy ensues as Harley bemoans audience polls as “homework for 3,000 dudes,” and the poll maxes out after 187 submissions.
  • Harley (22:38): “You watch this show, you fill out forms—that’s the show.”

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4. PRIDE FLAG DISCOURSE & QUEER REPRESENTATION

Timestamps: 23:39 – 33:12

• Kate launches into a heartfelt discussion about the evolution (and design) of the Pride Flag(s)—how the current versions are “out of control” and lack harmony.
  • Shows the original 1978 flag with hot pink, teal, blue, purple—each with a meaning beyond specific gender/orientation labels.
  • Kate (26:05): “We deserve something pretty and cohesive... All the colors in harmony.”
  • Harley (28:34): “Once you break out the rainbow and go into various... Pinkery, then we gotta explore brownery and blackery.” (Trolling)
• General consensus: the flag should be inclusive, symbols should evoke bigger community ideas (spirit, magic, life) not just demographic stripes.

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5. COACH GREG DOUCETTE REACTS TO H3 COVERAGE

Timestamps: 35:43 – 44:56

• The crew reacts to a video by Canadian bodybuilder and YouTuber Greg Doucette, who covered H3’s discussion of “Clavicular’s live nose job.”
• Discussion on Greg’s reputation for brutal honesty around steroids, his legal mishaps, and wild thumbnail tactics.
  • Harley (38:44): “But, like, having pee with steroids... the weight of the pee is the weight of the steroids he had. Does that sound fake?”
  • Kate (39:42): “I was bracing myself for this... but Coach Greg loved our coverage and was very nice.”

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6. GREG DOUCETTE/BODILY DRAMA & “HOG MOUNTAIN” MEME-EXEGESIS

Timestamps: 44:56 – 80:06

• Delving into a meme-laden spiral over Greg’s video, including the significance of being called "eight elixir" and "Hog Mountain" (a coded Clash Royale reference, possibly a fat joke?).
  • Kate (55:54): “Only because we literally, like, Fellowship of the Ring traveled all the way here to Hog Mountain to find out.”
  • Crew unpacks potential online body shaming micro-memes, ultimately roasting the absurdity and complexity of internet referentiality.
• Extended, genuinely funny discourse on gamified insult culture, and Harley’s appreciation for creative shade.

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7. ROBOT TOILET REVIEW — TECH INNOVATION OR NIGHTMARE FUEL?

Timestamps: 80:40 – 94:55

• David introduces the “Xiaoban” intelligent mobile toilet robot from China—a smart, self-cleaning commode that comes to you; the crew expresses skepticism, mild horror, and awe.
  • David (81:18): “You can just shit while you’re riding around your house.”
  • Kate (86:07): “Or gamers. People that want the toilet to come to us.”
  • Crew raises hygiene, suction, and “tube size” concerns, wonders about its limits, AI creepiness, and comedic misuse.
  • Harley (94:55): “I want the website. I want to know the weight capacity. Oh my God, that is so weird and funny. Good one, David!”

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8. ANCIENT SMUT: DAVID READS JAMES JOYCE AS SAIKUNO

Timestamps: 95:38 – 112:36

• By popular demand, David delivers a reading of a shockingly erotic 1909 love letter from James Joyce to his lover “Nora” — in a pitch-perfect Saikuno voice.
  • Erotic passages (“fucking the farts out of her butt”) are read to raucous laughter and mock disgust.
  • Harley (101:42): “Frigging is funny, right? Like...‘I got frigged up last night’.”
  • Kate (106:07): (Anatomy confusion) “...He was teaching me something—‘and that’s the clitoris.’ I was like, no, it’s not.”
• Reactions go from giddy discomfort to deconstruction of 1900s sex slang, helping illuminate the gap between then/now sexual expression.

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9. MAIN EVENT: THE KEKE PALMER & SEAN EVANS “SLOW-BURN”

Timestamps: 114:14 – 164:54

The Relationship Timeline:

• First Meeting (2017): Keke Palmer (actress, singer, meme queen) appears on Hot Ones with Sean Evans (interviewer). Immediate chemistry and energy noted by all.
  • Kate (128:28): “You’re in love, dude. She’s making you act goofy.”
• Multiple Reappearances: Kiki does Hot Ones three times + a Versus episode. Sean acts uncharacteristically goofy.
• Chicken Shop Date (2023): Sean is asked about former guests he’s crushed on—he answers, earnestly, “Keke Palmer.”
• Keke Reacts: Admits to People Magazine she “knew the vibes were vibing.” More mutual pining.
• Hot Ones Smooch (2025): Kiki overtly suggests a kiss on camera — Sean agrees, and the clip breaks the internet.
  • Kiki (137:23): “We could just have a quick smooch to see if there’s a spark.”
  • [Beat, then they kiss on air]
  • Kate: “That could be their wedding picture!”
• Recent Podcast/Evidence: June 2026—Kiki hosts Sean on her show; they reminisce, openly discuss their slow-burn, touch knees, call each other “my dog.” The chemistry appears very much alive.
• Breaking News: Days prior, they’re spotted having an intimate dinner in Brooklyn, post-Kiki’s announcement she’s ready “for love again.”
  • Kate (162:54): “I am holding a candle to these two.”

Memorable Quotes:

• David (132:22): “Yeah. Look at the twinkle in his eye. Yeah. Immediately thinking about her.”
• Harley (134:35): “They feel like two people in class that everyone knows of and likes—when it happens, you’re like, oh, yeah, that makes sense.”
• Crew Poll: 94% of chat wants them to date.

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10. COMMUNITY POLLS, SOUPIES, AND FINAL MOMENTS

Timestamps: 165:05 – End

• They riff on fan polls about Kiki/Sean, review favorite chat superchats ("soupies"), interact with sound effects/voice mods, and embrace the H3 podcast inside-joke canon.
• Harley appears with new “gay Harley” avatar and voice. Crew banters about coordinating outfits, fan wedding proposals, and Pride.
• The show wraps with anticipation for Game Friday, vacation, and a commitment to keep the memes, community, and internet drama rolling after the break.

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MEMORABLE MOMENTS & QUOTES

• Harley (22:38): “You watch this show, you get to fill out forms... on a mostly male demographic, that shit does not fly.”
• Kate (26:05): (On the Pride flag) “We deserve something pretty and cohesive... all the colors in harmony.”
• David (37:09): “His thumbnails are always someone’s worst comment blown up, and then he’s like, could you believe someone would say that?”
• Harley (55:54): “Only because we literally, like, Fellowship of the Ring, traveled all the way here to Hog Mountain to find out...”
• Kate (137:43): “I think he felt something.”
• David (138:40): “Yeah, it’s her. They make you kiss for voice work—you definitely do!”
• Kate (163:51): “Kiki, lock this man down. Let him feed you caviar and champagne.”
• Harley (162:54): “People gotta have hope, and this is what we should be directing our hope towards—these two.”

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TAKEAWAYS

• The Keke Palmer & Sean Evans saga is every bit a “fan-fic for grownups,” a modern-day “will they, won’t they” that the H3 gang and audience are invested in as a symbol of hope (and maybe internet parasociality).
• H3’s irreverence and meme awareness are at an all-time high—everything from coded fat jokes (Hog Mountain!) to riffs on robot toilets and pride flags get the group’s full attention.
• The balance of community interaction, inside jokes, planned chaos, and structured segments makes this a quintessential, highly entertaining episode.
• Hardcore fans will appreciate the repeated, layered references; casuals will get enough context to jump in on the memes.

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RECOMMENDED LISTENING/VIEWING

• [TIMESTAMPS]
  • 35:43 — Coach Greg segment kicks off
  • 80:40 — Robot Toilet demo
  • 95:38 — Ancient smut/James Joyce reading
  • 114:14 — Keke Palmer & Sean Evans slow-burn retrospect
  • 137:23 — The (in)famous on-camera kiss between Kiki and Sean
  • 162:54 — Breaking news on their potential romantic date

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BOTTOM LINE:
This episode is a hilarious, affectionate, slightly unhinged snapshot of the H3 After Dark crew at their best: dissecting internet lore, championing friendship (and possible romance), celebrating queer history, and inviting their loyal community along for the ride.

Transcript

[Kate]

You know what, Harley?

[Harley]

Whoa. Why is it so short?

[Kate]

Whoa.

[Harley]

That's. You can stop it if you want, David. I feel like you're not. You're not vibing with it.

[Kate]

He's not feeling it. Like.

[Harley]

You want to cut it, David? Cut it. Viing. I thought, like, I felt it was getting lower a couple times there.

[Kate]

Feel like you were with the volume trying to tell us something.

[Harley]

David. David, Were you with the vibe by accident? There he is. There he is.

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[Harley]

Oh, I have a lot of noises playing right now.

[Kate]

What do you mean?

[Harley]

No, I had the. The stream in the background.

[David]

Uncle.

[Kate]

I love it. Un Alert. Hit hard. Unc.

[Harley]

I don't understand the check. Just got that ability to do that on the channel.

[Kate]

Yeah, it's jewels. It's like on Twitter, on Tick Tock when you.

[Harley]

How come that's new? How come that's new to age 3, though?

[Kate]

I think it's. I don't know. Have it before.

[Harley]

No, I had that for, like two months, bro.

[Kate]

I've had it. I've had it for a little while. Yeah. At least a month.

[Harley]

What the are they doing over there?

[Kate]

I guess they. I guess YouTube likes us more literally.

[Harley]

What are they doing over there?

[Kate]

Oh, my gosh, Harley, you know what? I woke up this morning and the first thing that I saw was you DJing.

[Harley]

Hell, yeah. I. I started the day off early on a. On a good note.

[Kate]

Yeah, I got. I got me. Got me grooving in the morning. It was so good. I came into an ABBA song. I believe it was.

[Harley]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Kate]

Towards. That's awesome.

[Harley]

You did. We. We spoke about Eurovision briefly. Right. They. They're like the only Eurovision winners that did something really.

[Kate]

That's a long time.

[Harley]

It's almost like a borderline curse. Otherwise, I feel like American Idol has

[Kate]

kind of become that too. Like, I think the first few seasons, like, Kelly Clarkson was incredible, but after that, it kind of.

[Harley]

The bed. The one, the. What was his name? Like, Mega diva dude.

[Kate]

Crazy Adam Lambert.

[Harley]

Yeah. He didn't win, but he. Loki won because he made the most out of it.

[Kate]

Yeah, he's touring with Queen now.

[Harley]

That's just. Oh, is he. He's. He's Freddie Mercury, essentially.

[David]

Essentially.

[Kate]

He's the lead singer for touring, which is awesome.

[David]

Great singer.

[Kate]

I love that. What a perfect. A perfect mix there. I feel like, hi, everyone. It's Wednesday.

[Harley]

We have Baby Friday, AKA Baby Friday.

[Kate]

Baby Friday. I know. I have so much in my brain for vacation. I keep forgetting what day it is. I keep forgetting that we're so close to our very first vacation. I guess Galia said this is like our first season.

[Harley]

Wait, is that this Friday?

[Kate]

It's this Friday. We're done.

[Harley]

Oh, and then. Is it a secret when we come back?

[Kate]

No, we have three weeks off. We have three weeks.

[David]

We're back July 13th, I believe.

[Galia]

Are we?

[Kate]

Is that it? Let me make sure.

[David]

That'd be three weeks from now.

[Kate]

Is that three weeks? Okay, let me see. Yeah, we're 22nd, 29, and this is. No, it's fine, Moms. I'm just checking your work. Just checking your work. Yeah. And I guess this is considered our first season of H3 After Dark.

[David]

Thank you.

[Harley]

What we do for the season one

[Kate]

finale, I feel like we have to get in a fight and leave everyone on a cliffhanger or something. I don't know. We gotta have some kind of a

[Harley]

cliffhanger something with David.

[David]

And when we come back, we got to do a reunion.

[Harley]

Yeah, we gotta do. We gotta do something with David for the finale.

[Kate]

With David?

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Such as?

[Harley]

No, we got to do something to David. We gotta do something.

[David]

Oh, to me? You said with me. Now it's to me.

[Harley]

You'll be there. You'll be there.

[Kate]

We'll do something there. I mean, we're gonna exploit you in some way.

[Harley]

Do something.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[David]

All right.

[Kate]

We'll figure it out. But you won't know. It's gonna be great, though.

[Harley]

We're gonna bite his nipples and pull his hair that. I don't know. We're gonna marinate on it a little bit.

[Kate]

We don't know. That's just the first idea.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Kate]

This is a. This is a safe space for brainstorming. There's no bad ideas.

[Harley]

Who would be a sick. Like, at the end of season one, it's like, hey, don't, don't. Hey, don't forget about me. And then we're like, oh, it's. Do we have someone like that? Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah.

[Kate]

Gay Harley.

[Harley]

David's hair.

[David]

Yeah.

[Kate]

There it is. We did it, guys. We did it.

[Harley]

But then what happens? What happens at the beginning of season two? The asteroids falling from the sky. And we're like, somebody call 91 1.

[David]

Yeah.

[Kate]

And also, David's in a whale.

[David]

Brace for impact.

[Harley]

Hey, a sperm whale, I bet. Hey, David.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, right. Yeah. Guys.

[Galia]

Yeah.

[Kate]

This is not episode 69. But it is gas leak Wednesday, so I'll allow it. What the. Let me see. Oh, first of all, we got emojis. Did you see in chat? If you're in Chat right now. Oh, we need to shut down gray chat, by the way.

[David]

There ain't no gray.

[Galia]

I can't.

[Harley]

I can't.

[Kate]

There are Grays.

[Harley]

Let them. Let them. They bypassed. They did the move. They. They got in.

[Kate]

There are interlopers. There are.

[Harley]

Some of us on this. Some of us on this very show do that during the members stream sometimes.

[Kate]

It wouldn't be me because I'm a member.

[Harley]

Yeah, but some of us do, so I wouldn't. I'm not. I wouldn't give that person a hard time. They waited. They. They win. You waited.

[Kate]

Good for you.

[Harley]

But we see you.

[Kate]

We will.

[Harley]

We know what you're doing. We see. Yeah, we see you. We know what you're doing, but. Okay.

[David]

Yeah, there must be a glitch because it says members only on my end.

[Kate]

Oh, interesting. All right, well, enjoy, guys.

[Harley]

But if you get. If you get in there first. If you get in there.

[Kate]

Yeah, you could stay. Hair in my eyeball. There we go.

[Harley]

You know that you could stay.

[Kate]

Yeah, for the members stream, right?

[Harley]

Yeah. But if you go into it when you're not supposed to be there at the beginning, if it's not members and you stay, you could stay as long as you don't leave.

[Kate]

Oh, if you leave, you can't come back.

[Harley]

Right. And I didn't know that until Ethan told us not to do that.

[Kate]

Oh. And now.

[Harley]

So now, like, every Thursday, I gotta, like, have the TV on there because, like, if I want to come back, I can't come back because.

[Kate]

Gotcha. What is in my eye, bro?

[Harley]

And I said, I. I think it's a good. I think it's a great membership to purchase. I just don't have it because I think someone one day will get a membership, and it'll be for me, and that'll be a sweet moment for them. That. That is why I don't do it.

[Kate]

That's true. Oh, apparently the Grays are just sending stickers, so. Thank you, Grace. Thank you.

[Harley]

Oh, that's all they could do is send stickers apparent.

[Kate]

I didn't know that you could send jewels.

[Harley]

Hold on, hold on. I was so confused. That's very funny. YouTube.

[Kate]

That is interesting.

[Harley]

YouTube. In members only, they allow you to pay. To pay. And you could be seen. I like that.

[Kate]

I mean, hey, I guess that's either way, right? You're either a member or you're. You're paying for the stickers. But thank you, guys, for the jewels. And we will see you Friday for. For free. Free chat Friday as well. But, yeah, as I was saying we have emojis now, Harley and I do, and they're working on a David one. They're trying to narrow down which one.

[Harley]

Yeah, they synthesized the David emoji, and it kept coming out a little too gay. So it was reading back in the lab. Yeah, they're putting it back in the lab.

[Kate]

Like, not. And not, like, in a fun way. Not like. Not like cool gay. It was like. It's like overboard, you know?

[Harley]

Yeah. Not like Ned Fulmer at the Dome.

[Ethan]

Right.

[Kate]

Like, it was not gonna be, like, it wasn't gonna make it out of Pride month. Do you know what I mean? Like, that's okay. It was so. Yeah, that's where we're at right now. That's where we're at. What else? Oh, we have to wait.

[David]

We're not done.

[Harley]

We're not done with David. Let's give him more first 10 minutes of the show.

[Galia]

Okay.

[Harley]

All right, David, you're lucky. We'll give you a break.

[Kate]

Yeah, you're on thin ice. You're on thin ice, my son. Yeah, my son.

[David]

My apologies.

[Harley]

You know, mommy and daddy hit you. We hit you because we love you.

[Kate]

Yeah. That's why we spank you. Oh, oh. Can we talk about. There's something. I don't know if we have talked about this a lot. I Love clavicular face. Dune 3. We've definitely talked about.

[Harley]

I love Denzel Washington.

[Kate]

Oh, my God. They didn't do Clavicular's face today. We got to figure out if they're doing it on Friday.

[Harley]

That's ours, dude. Just jack it, dude. That's ours. That we talk about or talk about clavicular. He's gonna have a whole new face then. That's another.

[Ethan]

We are.

[Kate]

We are the.

[Harley]

That's a different face conversation. Greg Doucette. That's a guy. I. I've watched some of these videos.

[Kate]

We are going to talk about at least a little bit of clavicular today. We're gonna talk about the Greg Ducet

[Harley]

guys, a guy that I watch. He spoke about. He. He watched. He literally watched the. The thing the whole time. I look like a idiot the whole time. I'm not talking.

[Galia]

Yeah.

[Harley]

I'm like. I'm, like, looking at something on the floor and, like, you're talking, and he's like, she's right.

[Kate]

There's one where he say.

[Harley]

Well, he put. He was. When he was talking, he put his face over your face, which I have that clip.

[Kate]

I was like, what the.

[David]

That's, like, a bit.

[Harley]

That's like my bit. I like that bit.

[Kate]

I was like, what the. Weird. Yeah. So we're going to talk about Greg Doucet, who's a body. A Canadian bodybuilder, Right?

[Harley]

He's Canadian, I believe, so.

[David]

He.

[Harley]

I know he had something in. Something happened to him in Canada.

[Kate]

Oh, we'll talk about that. You. Yeah, you can talk about that when we get to that. And we're also going to talk about the whole Kiki Palmer, Shawn Evans, will they?

[Ethan]

Won't they?

[Kate]

That's been going on for nine years. Nine years. The slow burn of this, whatever it is, is crazy, but I think we are actually getting somewhere. And it is so adorable. It's better than I thought. It's more stuff than I thought. It's better than I thought. So that'll be fun. And David's gonna teach us about a robot toilet. And also read some ancient smut. Ancient smut. Ancient.

[Harley]

I'll be honest. I don't really care about a heterosexual relationship outside of Love island, so I'm gonna have to get mentally prepared for this one.

[Kate]

Yeah, you will, because we are gonna. We are gonna talk about it. So just, you know, try not to throw up. Me watching Love Island, I'm just like, ugh. Every time they kiss, I'm like.

[Galia]

And it's not.

[Harley]

Oh, I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that at all. Ever in. In movies or anything anymore. I don't think I ever liked it. But now I'm like, come on off.

[Galia]

Ew.

[Kate]

I think it's because they're younger. It's not that they're straight. It's like young people kissing is, like, so, like, tongue aggressive and, like.

[Harley]

And they're trying to be very. They're trying to be very sick. The guys are always like, oh, yeah.

[Kate]

He's like, come here. Every time they say, come here, I'm like, barf. Barf. I hate it. I hate it.

[Harley]

David. It's really. It's really. It's important.

[Kate]

You gotta watch it.

[Harley]

It's more important than the World Cup. I don't. I don't care what Galia tells you, dude.

[Kate]

Most of the episode I'm just gagging. It's. I don't know why I do it. I don't know why I do it. I guess for the drama.

[David]

It's called Stockholm syndrome.

[Kate]

Okay, probably. That's probably true. Oh, we need a new game to play. Well, we're gonna play a new game on Friday. Or. Or a game. It's gaming. Friday and there are a couple of ideas.

[Harley]

What?

[Kate]

What?

[Harley]

What ideas?

[Kate]

Oh, okay.

[Harley]

You guys sharing ideas without me?

[Kate]

We can either.

[David]

No, it's in the chat. You just have to.

[Harley]

Yeah, well, then say it here to the audience. Whatever you can put in the chat. Whatever you can put in the chat, you could put out right here.

[Kate]

Harley's like, I know, but make sure they know. We could play a game we've already played and try to get a little deeper into it. Like overcooked or peak or evil or something like that. Okay, we're gonna do a poll. Don't worry. We're gonna do a poll. We're gonna do a poll.

[Harley]

Are you talking to me or the audience?

[Kate]

Both of you, I guess.

[Harley]

I'm not worried.

[Kate]

Okay, I'm glad. Or we can play a new game, which is called Paint, Hide and seek. I saw it on Instagram and.

[Harley]

Oh, the chameleon one.

[David]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Oh, yeah, this is.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

So here's a little here.

[Harley]

Oh, did someone share this in the group chat?

[Kate]

Yes.

[Harley]

Or did I? You did.

[Kate]

Yeah, we were talking about it in the group chat.

[David]

How's this look?

[Kate]

He makes himself into a fruit.

[Ethan]

It could be reached or it could be good.

[Harley]

The cool thing is that bottom part is supposed to be a bull because it's hilarious. You just think you'd see this clearly, a little man lying on the table. Yeah, there's a little man lying on the table.

[Kate]

The watermelon. Like, that is crazy that he didn't see him.

[Harley]

That's gonna be David, his batch on the table. Like that.

[Kate]

Like, what a great watermelon, though. Like, very good. So this is the game. Basically, you play hide and seek and you can paint yourself to, like, camouflage into the watermelon.

[David]

Basically.

[Kate]

Sold that whole thing a thousand percent because, like, the rest is very phoned in. But that's really good. And the bowl, I guess, and he. He wins. Like, the guy doesn't find him. So we could play this or we could play something we've already played and try to play a little more of it. So let's do a poll. David, what are the. What are the three games we have played that we have enjoyed the most? What do you think, Harley? What?

[David]

Yeah, go for it.

[Kate]

Or David. Either one.

[David]

I was gonna say overcooked, for sure.

[Kate]

Overcooked? Yeah, for sure. Let's put overcooked. Throwing.

[Harley]

The Throwing. Where we were throwing each other.

[Kate]

I like that one a lot.

[Harley]

But they played one on. What was that one on? They played on the. The normal show. I also like, the bomb one was

[David]

Good bomb defusal was good.

[Ethan]

Bomb one.

[Harley]

I think that might be my number one favorite.

[Kate]

That was really fun.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Kate]

The bomb defusal one. And then there's the burgling gnomes, which we haven't played.

[Harley]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[David]

Or there was scam line as well.

[Harley]

Yeah, yeah. What was that game? What was that game? Okay.

[David]

It's not. It's not very confusing. I've played it.

[Saikuno]

It's.

[David]

It's basically three people. Well, we might have some guests that come on to play.

[Kate]

Well, that's true. That's true. That's true.

[David]

Essentially, you're just your.

[Harley]

We'll see. We're not trying to do games with guests. Maybe Nate. Maybe Nate. Because we've already set a president, but like.

[Kate]

Well, yeah.

[Saikuno]

And that.

[David]

That was another Friday. Gambling with your friends.

[Kate]

Gambling with friends was very fun.

[Harley]

Why don't we just gamble?

[Kate]

Thinking.

[Harley]

Why don't we use my place as a proxy? Because I think I could do online gambling from where I'm at.

[David]

Yeah.

[Harley]

And we just gamble cards. David, you tell me what to do.

[Kate]

Yeah, get on steak.

[David]

Yeah, let's just take. Yeah,

[Kate]

we could also just play poker together. Like, there's so many options and there are too many options for this poll. Is that right?

[David]

I only can put up four options.

[Kate]

Do you want me to try to do like an off. An offshore poll where he put a bunch of options?

[David]

You know, maybe David says no.

[Kate]

Pull up, Pull up. I can try.

[Harley]

Pull up a 45 minute video of friend slop video games narrated by a British guy.

[Kate]

Okay. And then we'll just watch that and

[Harley]

go home and we'll watch that.

[David]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Okay. Create a poll with doodle. Oh, come on.

[David]

I know people were also talking about repo being a fun one.

[Ethan]

Repo.

[Kate]

Yeah, I have those.

[Harley]

I don't like ones that are too sweaty, where we're like. We're just like failing too much.

[Kate]

Oh, okay. I got you. Yeah. All right. Let me set up an online poll with a bunch of. A bunch of stuff then.

[David]

Okay. You got it?

[Kate]

I got it.

[David]

For once, I don't have to do everything.

[Kate]

Let's play Shut up.

[Harley]

Let's play Madden so, like, Ethan can buy us 70 games.

[David]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah, that sounds good.

[David]

We almost did that with a different game.

[Kate]

I literally just need a straw hole, right? It's just one.

[Harley]

Wrestling.

[Kate]

Yeah. Wasn't it wrestling?

[David]

It was, right?

[Harley]

Yeah. Yeah, I think you gotta do that.

[Kate]

So we didn't get to do that.

[David]

Yeah, we. We wouldn't have been able to really create our characters.

[Kate]

Okay. How Do I edit this? Really should. Really should have done this first.

[David]

I mean, I can still do mine over here with four of them.

[Kate]

I know, but that's not enough. Everyone's chilling.

[David]

What are you talking.

[Harley]

What are you talking about?

[Kate]

Oh, wait. I figured it out. I figured it out. Okay, what game should we play on Friday? Okay, we have the games we like. Overcooked. Are we there yet? Which we've never played there yet. I'm so sorry.

[Harley]

Mecca Chameleon.

[Kate]

No, we're not coming up with a bunch of new games.

[David]

Girl.

[Harley]

Girl Chameleons. That's the painting one that you like.

[Kate]

Mecca Chameleon is what it's called. And then I was like, dude, it's

[Harley]

probably made by some Japanese people, bro.

[David]

Yeah, why don't you chill, David? Why don't you check your privilege? Why don't you check your privilege?

[Kate]

I didn't know, all right? Mecca Chameleon.

[David]

I didn't know.

[Kate]

I didn't know.

[David]

I was saying a Slurpee.

[Kate]

Shut the up. All right, Hide and seek. What else do we have? Heave ho.

[David]

Yep. Gambling with your friends.

[Kate]

We were thinking poker.

[David]

Some sort of poker.

[Kate]

Yeah, real poker of some kind.

[Harley]

For a thousand gambling Fall guys. Your friend Fortnite. Fall guys for Gang Beast. You know, Gang Beast.

[David]

Gang Beast is really fun. Gang Beast is really.

[Harley]

There's a soccer one. There's a soccer one where you. You move like Gang Beast. We would need Nate for that one, though. Yeah, and it's Soccer Con.

[Saikuno]

You get.

[Harley]

You get a bump if you do soccer content. YouTube told me. They wrote me an email.

[Kate]

Okay, these are the games that I have. Overcooked rv.

[Harley]

Beat it already, Harvey.

[Kate]

There yet? Peak. Mecca Chameleon.

[Harley]

Pass on peak. I didn't.

[Kate]

You don't want to do peak.

[Harley]

I want to, like, run at the bottom of a tree looking.

[Kate]

Yeah, your bodies. True. It was like. It wasn't as.

[Guest]

It's a bit.

[Harley]

That one. That one skews a bit sweatier.

[David]

Yeah.

[Guest]

Okay.

[David]

Who's the idiot that suggested that?

[Harley]

It was a good suggestion.

[Kate]

I would want to play with you guys in general, but on stream, it's like. I guess it's not as exciting. Although I loved it. I want to play again. Okay, we have overcooked RV there yet. Mecca Chameleon, which is the hide and seek game. He. Real poker. Gambling with your friends and burgling gnomes.

[Harley]

Can I say something?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

What about rust?

[Kate]

No, we can't start rust, can we?

[Harley]

Yeah, of course we can just even get, like, a little server and just be Us three in there and, like, build a house or some. Whatever the. They do in that game that they play for 40,000 hours. I don't understand, but. No, no, no, I do.

[David]

Love said we should just play World of Warcraft and then.

[Harley]

And then. No, no. Rust is like, survival. And then what we could do is we could consider opening up the server, and then people can join in there as well. They would be cool. And then you know what we could do, and if. If. If. If everything went really well and people liked it and they were. We could.

[David]

We can.

[Harley]

We can tour people's houses in Rust. But now I'm getting.

[Kate]

That feels like. Yeah, that feels like a week.

[David]

I think we should trio it up in Fortnite. Just. Just.

[Harley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

All right, I'll put Fortnite on here.

[Harley]

It does. Also, it would sign. It would signify the ultimate end of my career.

[Kate]

That's how season one ends. We kill Harley's career.

[David]

Yeah.

[Harley]

And then it resonates already. Can't kill what's already dead.

[Kate]

Are we good, guys? Is that it? Those games. That feels like enough games for people to vote on.

[Harley]

Okay, I like maybe one of those.

[Kate]

Which one?

[Harley]

Doesn't matter. I don't give a.

[Kate]

Like.

[Harley]

I'm good, dude. Whatever you want. Whatever David wants.

[David]

Whatever I want.

[Kate]

If you had one choice, what would you pick?

[David]

You're gonna skew the poll if you say that.

[Kate]

Oh, that's true. Don't say anything.

[Harley]

Fortnite, shut up.

[David]

People want to play. People want us to play Minecraft.

[Harley]

Fortnite.

[Kate]

Okay. Balls.

[David]

Okay, if you put it in chat, I can pin it.

[Kate]

Okay. All right. All right. Fill the form. All right, this is to copy. I think it's. This is the form.

[David]

This is so fun.

[Kate]

Shut up. Hey, the first. You don't like documents, and this is what we do. All right, Here is the form. Just test it, please. Test it, David.

[David]

All right. Did you send it on?

[Kate]

Oh, and I sent it in after dark.

[David]

All right, I'm clicking on it, and I'm voting for my.

[Harley]

Okay, so what do you do with this form?

[Ethan]

What?

[Harley]

What do you do with this? For me? What do you do with it?

[Kate]

What do you mean, what do you do with it?

[Harley]

What is this form you're talking about?

[Kate]

It's. It's like a. It's a poll.

[Harley]

It's a pole or it's a form.

[Kate]

Yeah, it's a pole. Oh, my God.

[Galia]

I'm not.

[Kate]

I'm not doing this.

[David]

Well, what's.

[Harley]

How come the poll is not there? In the chat. But it's. It's an email.

[David]

I just. I just posted it. It's.

[Kate]

It's.

[Harley]

So that. That's what happens. You watch this show. You watch this show, you get to fill out forms. That's. That's.

[Kate]

Yeah, that's the show. It's literally one question.

[Harley]

I understand, but I'll just be honest. On a. On a. On a mostly male demographic, that shit does not fly.

[Kate]

Dude, shut up.

[Harley]

You're not giving out 3, 000 dudes homework in the middle of the podcast. And it. We're like you.

[Guest]

We chair.

[Harley]

We. We're gonna cherish the people in the chat right now.

[Kate]

See my form, guys? Now, how do I do that?

[Harley]

I'm just saying it's gonna happen.

[Kate]

People are gonna do it. Just spam it and pin it.

[Harley]

Could you imagine Joe Rogan being like, all right, guys, in the chat right now is a link.

[Kate]

Well, Joe Rogan sucks, and we don't suck.

[Harley]

That's true.

[Kate]

How's that grab you? Oh, my God. We already have 187 submissions. Harley.

[David]

Maybe we do the segment and then

[Harley]

we come back also. What's that?

[Galia]

Yeah, we'll do that.

[Kate]

We'll do that. We'll do a segment and come back.

[Harley]

No, let's watch the counter go up.

[Galia]

No.

[Harley]

You want to be autistic or not?

[Kate]

I'm gonna do the pride segment.

[Harley]

Oh, sorry.

[Kate]

That's right.

[Harley]

Of course.

[Kate]

Thank you. Okay, so a couple episodes ago, everyone fill in the poll. Bald poll. Someone said a couple episodes ago, episodes ago, we were talking about the pride flag. Whose house is that?

[David]

Oh, apparently the. We broke the.

[Saikuno]

The form.

[David]

It says it's over quota. This form is.

[Kate]

Calm down, everyone. Calm down. Oh, my God. I reached the monthly submission unit. Well, the first 187 of you are the ones who got to vote. Oh, here's what we'll do. We'll take the top four from this, and then we will put it in the main chat. Okay?

[David]

All right. I'm gonna unpin the other.

[Kate]

That feels good, right?

[David]

That feels great. Back to. Back to where we started, right?

[Kate]

Ascending. Let's see. Whoa. All right, so we have the top four, I believe. Hang on. Let's see.

[Guest]

Whoa.

[Kate]

Everyone wants the chameleon one.

[David]

Told you.

[Kate]

Mecca. Chameleon's a big one. Burgling gnomes is number two.

[Harley]

What does this have to do with pride?

[Kate]

Looks like Fortnite is number three.

[David]

Let's go.

[Kate]

And then RV there yet. Those are the top four. It's okay, guys.

[David]

All right, I'm Working on the poll,

[Kate]

the fastest of you decided be mad at them.

[Harley]

What does this have to do with pride?

[Kate]

We will get there. Where's the poll? Everyone calm down. Everyone calm down. Anyway, what I was saying, while he sets this up, we can turn the. The music off because I'm actually going to talk now. Okay. Oh, yes. About pride. Yeah. While they do this test. Let me get out of your form. Thank you so much. Oh, what do I want to play? Me too. Okay, so. Oh, thanks, guys. So a couple episodes ago, we were talking about the pride flag and how it has gotten, in my opinion and in the opinion of some other queer people, it has kind of gotten

[Guest]

out

[Kate]

of control, like in the fact that it is so disjointed that it is not a very pretty flag. And I think as queer people, we deserve something pretty and we deserve something cohesive just for pride. Right. Not. Not for every single person that they have to give up their own flags. But I think it's nice for all of the colors to be in harmony with each other, and that would be really cool. And something came across my feed that I think would be a great idea to resurrect. It's bigger than the. The. The most, like, the most basic rainbow that's used right now. This is the very first pride flag. We've got pale pink, we've got a teal and a blue and a purple. And every color has a meaning that goes beyond orientation and gender. So we have sex, life, healing, sunlight, nature, magic, serenity, and spirit. Oh, someone told me this is a turfy account. Let me unfollow them while we're here. But they did post this, so it's good to see it.

[David]

I don't know. Now I'm worried about this flag.

[Kate]

No, no, no. This is. This is like the original pride flag. I just think it's beautiful. It doesn't need to have these colors or these meanings, but something like this, that's bigger than just orientation, bigger than gender identification or gender identity. I just. I feel like this is so pretty.

[Harley]

This is the first one.

[Kate]

This is the very first one. And I knew each. I knew each color had a specific meaning. Like red is for life, I think. Oh, this is from 78. So it was before the AIDS crisis, but yeah.

[David]

So red is for firefighters and blue is for police officers.

[Kate]

That's true.

[Harley]

Yes.

[Kate]

What is yellow for? Is that EMTs? I think it's EMTs, but yeah, I. I just love this. Yeah. Without the text, obviously, but I like that each color has meaning. Yeah.

[Harley]

Once you break out the rainbow and go into various. Pinkery.

[Kate]

Pinkery. Yeah.

[Harley]

Then we gotta explore brownery and blackery.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Harley]

Because this is a lot like. Keep it, keep it. Keep it. The rainbows.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah.

[Harley]

Rainbow colors. Hey, you guys know me. I love the orgy dome. I'm horny as hell. Cut sex out life. Cut sex life, life encapsulation.

[Kate]

Yeah, I think that's true.

[Harley]

And no disrespect to David. Replace magic with spirit.

[Kate]

David has his own stripe on the pride flag.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[David]

For magicians.

[Kate]

Lesbians don't. But magicians do this.

[Harley]

Back then, thought all magicians were gay.

[Kate]

That's true.

[Harley]

50s.

[Kate]

That's true. In the 50s. We're still questioning in the 1900s. Yeah. Right here on your podcast. Actually.

[Harley]

No, I. I don't want to. Not when we're done with the. Not that we're. We need to be done. Let's take our time with it. I didn't want to. I just was gonna say something that I forgot about. I didn't want to. I don't want to interrupt this.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Harley]

Yeah, but how do you feel about that? No, no pinkery.

[Kate]

I like. I like having pink in the rainbow. I think it makes sense, and I think it's pretty. I would probably put it after the purple. Not before the red. I feel like red should be the top with life. I don't know if it needs to be sex. Although that is, like, I don't think.

[Harley]

I think the. The community. And as a. Obviously a very straight man, I think the community is above words. This is.

[Kate]

But I mean, this was just like the. The beginning, and then they. You know, they. The meaning for each was just kind of assumed, but we did lose that over time. I like the idea of each stripe representing something that is important to all of us. Not it being like, this line's for lesbians. This line's for trans people. This line's for gay guys. This lines for non. Binary. I like the idea of it being like these bigger, more abstract.

[David]

Right. Because already is. Every orientation has their own flag.

[Kate]

Mm.

[David]

So why not the main.

[Kate]

Yeah. This is a higher thing. Yeah.

[David]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Someone said, Harley is sex, Kate is. Hang on. Harley is sex, Kate is sunlight, and David is magic. Isn't that nice?

[David]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Isn't that nice?

[David]

Ava, don't agree. There's not enough lions for it to be a real pride flag.

[Kate]

Oh, that's so true. That's so true. So anyway, I. I like this idea. I like the idea of returning to this, but in a way that is open and inclusive and has a little pink in it. I mean, this has pink more. So I like this a lot more

[Harley]

pink on that than anything.

[Kate]

I would say, like, I would like a hot pink, not like a pale pink, because, like, pale pink feels like it's a skin color almost. And I don't like that.

[Galia]

The.

[Harley]

The colors needed to paint you are right there. There's two colors there that if I had a palette and I were to dab in it, I could paint you with two of those colors.

[Kate]

You could paint me?

[Harley]

Yeah, I could paint you with.

[Kate]

Which colors?

[Harley]

The top and the bottom? Well, no, it's. It's kind of a bit lighter on my screen. Maybe it looks more. It still looks like. Like pink.

[Kate]

Oh, okay.

[Harley]

It looks like fuchsia. You know, I. You know what I'm gonna say? I like that the flag changes. How about that? Because I think if, you know, I don't know if you're like me, but I would never. Well, I'll never be like, that's the flag.

[Kate]

Yeah. It makes sense that it's changed over.

[Harley]

So changing is cool, but. No, but it continues to change because I feel like we're learning more and our definitions are evolving and stuff.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

So a changing flag is cool as well.

[Kate]

It's nice, but it's so ugly now. Like, I. I want us to do.

[Harley]

You're not gonna be. You're not gonna be satiated any with this.

[Kate]

No, that's not true.

[Harley]

You're not gonna. You're not. There's not gonna be a flag you're gonna love.

[Kate]

Kind of pretty. The thing is, no one, like, you cannot unite us all under one flag that everybody loves. That's impossible. We are all very, very different people.

[Harley]

I got a lot there. There's flags out there that everyone loves.

[Kate]

Yeah. Like Japan. Hezbollah, of course.

[Harley]

I'm not a big fan. Too much. Too many words. That's why this flag reminds me of Hezbollah a little bit. Well, it's all this writing on it. It's like, what is this? A flag or a form to fill out in. In the middle of my podcast for the next homework for my next podcast for Friday.

[Kate]

What is this? Kahoot? Oh, my God.

[Harley]

What is that?

[Kate]

Oh, that's a game teachers use in class. It's like Jack in the Box. It's like a way for kids to answer questions on their phone.

[Harley]

What about Set Debu? You ever play that?

[Kate]

What set?

[Harley]

The Boo set. The Boo set.

[Kate]

The Boo set. Seven. The Boo seven. Oh, heads up. Seven up.

[Harley]

Yeah. You play.

[Kate]

Is that what you Mean, Yeah.

[Harley]

Can you put your thumb up?

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Harley]

Isn't it funny? It's called Set the boo here.

[Kate]

That's so cute.

[Harley]

Such a sick drag name.

[Kate]

Set Debu is a cool name. That's really good for. For Quebec. I love that. That's so cute.

[Harley]

I like it.

[Kate]

That means seven standing up. And here it's just called seven Up. So it's like the same thing, right?

[David]

It's called Heads up. Seven Up.

[Kate]

Heads up, seven Up. So yeah, that's my. My thing is like, okay, maybe what was this, 1978? Maybe 2028, we do a 50 year pride flag and it's this. Do you know what I mean? Something like that. That's my idea.

[Harley]

Nah, I like stripes and stars.

[Kate]

You want all the stuff?

[Harley]

Yeah, maybe like two stripes and one star.

[Kate]

Interesting. Well, there you have it. All right, let's look and see what people want us to play on Friday by. Well, okay, so we don't have a majority, but we have a plurality and it's the chameleon game. Can we do a head to head

[David]

Girl, how many polls do you want here?

[Kate]

What? Just one more between Mecca chameleon and burgle.

[Galia]

And

[Harley]

there's no majority?

[David]

No, technically there is one that is in first place.

[Kate]

Yeah, but that's not a majority. That's a plurality. Majority is over 50%. All right, we need to run this like the Senate. God damn it. Just Mecca, chameleon and burgle and gnomes lock in. Stay in line, Stay in line. Okay, we can. Oh, robot toilet is next. Well, let's do. Let's do Coach Greg.

[David]

Do you want me to. You want to do the. My own segment while I put up this poll at the same time?

[Kate]

No, I'm moving robot toilet down. Okay, Harley, goodbye. No, you don't go anywhere. I was just about to intro your segment. Okay, so yesterday, I don't remember where I found it. Was it on the subreddit or. Someone sent it to me. Maybe on Discord. A well known bodybuilder, Canadian bodybuilder, watched our coverage of Clavicular's live nose job.

[Harley]

Yeah, he had it up like the whole time. He had it up the whole time.

[Kate]

The whole time.

[Harley]

He thought. He thought Kate was cooking the whole time. I. I honestly look like I'm cranking my hog. I don't look like I'm.

[Kate]

I don't think that's true. I don't think that's true.

[Harley]

But it is really cool because I watch a lot of this guy's video videos. I've seen so many and I don't know if I don't know how long ago. His time's been very weird. But more recently, out of all the time that I've watched the videos, he's gotten really interesting with the editing. I don't know who's editing it.

[Kate]

The editing was crazy.

[Harley]

They must be decades younger than him.

[Kate]

Yeah, the people talking about it were like, the edits are cool. But I also like when Greg just talks by himself.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Kate]

So, yeah, there was a. There's a lot of edits. It's crazy. I have some clips. So his name is Greg Doucette, right? Yeah, Coach. Coach Greg.

[Harley]

Greg Doucet. The boo.

[Kate]

And he is a bodybuilder and a power lifter and like a fitness coach.

[Harley]

Yeah, yeah, coach. I. I mean, I think that's what he does now. And he's super honest about steroids and stuff like that. Yeah, he got caught. I might misspeak on this, but I caught with possessing steroids.

[Kate]

Oh.

[Harley]

And it was for, I believe, personal use, but I believe what happened. And this would be a weird thing for me to just make up out of nowhere. I believe he was driving and he was peeing in like a piss jug.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Harley]

And. And so when he was pulled over and whatnot, that the way they do it here, like that piss jug, it has steroid in it.

[Kate]

They tested the pee. Pee.

[Harley]

Yeah. And the. Well, I don't know exactly. I could be making up all of this. That would be so weird if my brain did that. And the weight of the piss counts as an illegal weight in total, not the what's inside of it. Like, If I took one gram of marijuana and I baked it into like 15 pounds of brownies. One gram, I think that counts as 15 pounds of marijuana.

[Kate]

No, that really.

[Harley]

I think so.

[Kate]

That is crazy.

[Harley]

That'd be really weird if I made that up also.

[Kate]

So him having pee with. With steroids in it. The weight of the pee is the weight of the amount of steroids he had.

[Harley]

Does that sound like a fake story?

[Kate]

That sounds insane, but. I don't know. Laws are insane. I don't know.

[Harley]

Yeah, well, yeah, he's.

[Guest]

He's.

[Harley]

He's great. He's tells it like it is. Just one of those guys that tells it like it is.

[Kate]

Yeah. And he's. Is he natural now? Like, I don't know.

[Harley]

I don't know. But I mean, he did. He's. He's done. He's been so.

[Kate]

Look, it's me and him on screen together.

[Galia]

You Don't.

[Harley]

You don't really get to be natural after once you have crossed a line.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Never be natty ever again.

[Kate]

Interesting. Okay. All right. Hey girl. All right, so here is the first clip. I was actually very. I will say when I heard that a bodybuilder guy was watching our stuff. I was, I was bracing myself for this, this man to hate my guts and to be very mean to me. I will say that.

[Harley]

And I was self fulfilling prophecy. And I was, I was pleasant self fulfilling prophecy. Look what you're manifesting.

[Kate]

Manifesting.

[Harley]

You're manifesting that you wanted him to do that.

[Kate]

No, I didn't want him to. It was a fear I had because people like this have been mean to me on the Internet.

[Harley]

Men.

[Kate]

And so I was like, yes, men, fitness people. So I.

[Harley]

What about women?

[Kate]

And I didn't know if he was going to hate my takes about like,

[Harley]

you never had fat guys or fat. You never had fat guys or fat. Women give you a hard time?

[Kate]

Not usually some fat guys, because fat guys love to call women fat. And then I'm like, look at you, you fat, you know, and then they're like, yeah, shut up. Just crying and wanking at the same time. Okay, So I was very happy. Is it, that's good though, Crying and wanking.

[Harley]

Yeah, we were like making fun of him. And then you just made it into a chill night.

[Kate]

But like cry and wank if you want but like don't be mean to me first. Look at all this. Yeah, exactly. We're all, we're all pro wank here.

[Harley]

And I totally, I totally understand, by the way. I totally understand. Like there are people that I look at and I would know that like they'll even, even maybe they recognize me and they'll come up to me and I will know where they're from, what walk of life. Yeah, they came to me here. You know what I mean?

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Harley]

Maybe I did a video with this person or that person or something like

[Kate]

that and you kind of know what they're going to talk to you about or say.

[Harley]

I just like kind of know where they're coming from. Like, you know what I mean?

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Harley]

But so I would, I would, I know, like on, at a glance, you're like not one of these guys.

[Kate]

Yeah. I will say in general, if it's, if it's a man on the Internet, specifically a white man on the Internet, I am, I am almost positive of how they're going to talk about me. And so I was very happy that Coach Greg loved our coverage and he was very nice. And so here is. Here is a clip of him reacting to something I had to say dream.

[Ethan]

It's body dysmorphia.

[Guest]

Super good looking gigachad.

[Ethan]

And so when the doctor describes him as a super good looking gigachad, does he actually need to perform this surgery?

[Harley]

David over there editing. That noise. We don't have that noise, do we? We need that.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, I think. I think Zach has it. It's like the Bravo noise. It's like the Master Chef or Kitchen Nightmares noise.

[David]

Yeah, I don't think I have it.

[Kate]

Okay. Unfortunately, relative to the eye, the distance between the eyes, the. If your nose is too wide, you are less attractive. And what's this? Because I got a cute one. That's right.

[Ethan]

And so by promoting this, you know, telling people if you don't have a white nose, which is predominantly more smaller, narrow and so on, that you're ugly. And so you need surgery in order to correct this. Because if you don't, well, you'll never get a girlfriend, you'll never get a job, and you'll be out on the

[Kate]

streets probably addicted to edits are crazy.

[Harley]

No, you know, it's funny about Greg is his. Sorry, coach Greg.

[David]

His.

[Harley]

His thumbnails and stuff are like. He'll take something that's really up. Like, you know, I don't know if you're speaking of people attacking fat people online. There was, I think it was a Gatorade commercial.

[Kate]

Oh, God.

[Harley]

Where it was a. Like a bigger girl, you know, not at all what you would think of on a swimsuit magazine. And she clearly had ton of muscle under her skin. And. Yeah, like, she was by no means

[Kate]

probably like a palace in any way.

[Harley]

Yeah, she was just like muscular and she was doing yoga as well.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Harley]

And, and, but like she, she was bigger. You know, maybe she. She wanted a tune up, maybe. Who knows? But it's in the commercial. She's exercised doing it. And people like just were so mad.

[Kate]

I wonder if it's someone I know.

[Harley]

Someone would show. They would show this person trying in the commercial.

[Kate]

I knew it was gonna be her. This is Jessamine. She's.

[Harley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

She's a plus size yoga teacher. I follow her.

[Harley]

This person, she's also mad strong.

[Kate]

So strong.

[Harley]

This person's like a crazy core. The strong and just like bodies comes in different. Strong bodies come in different shapes and sizes.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

And I think it was a video on this. Like, people said up stuff and I don't know if it was this. Exactly. But Greg was always good at thumbnails. He would take, like, one of the worst things that said.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

And, like, title it and then start the video off saying it.

[Kate]

Oh.

[Harley]

And then be like, could you believe that someone would say that?

[Kate]

Oh, good job.

[Harley]

But it was, like, such a. Like. Because every time I'm like. It took me a while to be like, oh, he's not. That's not what he's thinking. Yeah, we'll see it.

[Kate]

I love that. I love that. Yeah. Jessamine's awesome. She runs. It's called the underbelly yoga. I follow her in multiple places, and she talks about, you know, making. Making yoga accessible for. For bigger bodies and, like, the ways that you can, like, modify different poses and things like that. And it's like, people want fat people to exercise, but then when they're exercising, everyone's mad that they're looking at it happening.

[Harley]

I was in the trenches on this one.

[Kate]

I was say that you think fat people are gross. Like, stop being stupid about it.

[Harley]

I was trenches on this one because I was looking at people being like, oh, wow. And I'm like, you can't do this. This. This pose right here.

[Kate]

You can't do that same pose.

[Harley]

You're not. You're not strong enough to do that. And you're. You're mocking the gym. Now, that person. It was really ugly. It was. It's kind of like the. The beginning of Twitter getting.

[Kate]

Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah. She. I mean, she. She still gets it all the time. Like, when she's. She's done videos about walking into a new yoga class and the teacher assuming so many things about her. She's like, no, actually, I've been a yoga teacher for, like, 10 years.

[Harley]

She's like, I know more than you.

[Kate]

Exactly.

[Harley]

I'm not even gonna tell you.

[Kate]

Exactly. So. Yeah. So shout out Jessamine. I love her. All right, let's go bad.

[Harley]

We're not like that. That'd be pretty cool. I feel like we're both not like that.

[Kate]

Like what.

[Harley]

Where we might know a subject more than someone, and they're talking, and you're like, oh, really? And you let talk. We're both. We're both very. I don't think so.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, we would definitely do that.

[Harley]

No, no, I. Listen, you were right. Have. And I respect that, but. No, you are. That is not how it is.

[Kate]

Yeah. Let me pick up where you left off.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Wouldn't it be sick to be mysterious at a party?

[Kate]

We're so not mysterious.

[Harley]

Right. We should try to be Mysterious. Maybe next time we go to the

[Kate]

office, try to be mysterious. Play it cool. We're all wearing, like, chill.

[Harley]

We'll go chill on the couch on the side. And people come over, we'll dap them up. We'll be like, yo. This week's episode, by the way, was sick.

[Kate]

So love.

[Harley]

Love. Thumbnails have been fire.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

And then we'll go back to, like,

[Kate]

just being like, I have to take this.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah, that's definitely us.

[Harley]

Let's be kunty.

[Kate]

Oh,

[Harley]

let's be kunty.

[Kate]

Let's be conti. Oh, wait. Let's look at the poll. Chameleon wins. We're playing the painting game on Friday. That was. Yeah, David was really pushing for that, so. You're welcome, David. Congratulations. Thanks.

[Harley]

It's whatever he wants.

[Kate]

I can't wait. It's gonna be so much fun. Yeah. Okay.

[Ethan]

Already doing math. Wasn't he sniffing creatine? Or perhaps it was vitamin K and abusing steroids as well as Retta. And so he's okay.

[Kate]

God, there's so many sound bites.

[Harley]

You know about Retta?

[Ethan]

No.

[Kate]

What's Retta?

[Harley]

That's what they stamped on David's birth certificate. No, it's.

[Kate]

What does that mean?

[Harley]

It's a. It's a. It's a peptide. It's like a peptide.

[Kate]

Retta. R E D, D A.

[Harley]

No, R E, T A, R E,

[Kate]

T A. Oh, wow. I see what you said.

[Galia]

Still.

[Kate]

You're stupid.

[Harley]

Quite the journey.

[Kate]

Stupid. Okay.

[Harley]

Yeah, yeah, it's a GLP one.

[Kate]

Yeah, I see. It's. This is the one Serena Williams is promoting, which I think is insane. With peace and love.

[Harley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

But anyway, that's all I'm gonna say about that.

[Harley]

This stuff makes your bone soft.

[Kate]

That's what they say. So, David, you. I mean, I thought this guy was a fan of ours. Because at the top of the very top of the video, we get a very David coded opening. I was like, did David edit this? Is he a fan? Is an editor a fan? Watch. This is a brain rot special. Cooking in the Basement. Did you hear that? For starters, clavicular.

[Ethan]

He tries to save face, quite literally by getting a nose job on stream. I mean, God.

[Kate]

Pulls up our video right away, shout out. It says, H3 podcast. We love you, Coach Greg.

[Ethan]

Did I not say approximately a year ago that Clap was lying, that he had no intentions of getting that double jaw surgery? You know what he was talking about? What made him go famous, made him go.

[Kate]

We get the Boomer sound alert and we get the 6 7. Give it to him, David.

[Harley]

But those are. Those are very.

[Galia]

Hey,

[Kate]

just every.

[Harley]

But every homeschooled knows all about these numbers.

[David]

It's true.

[Kate]

So you think that the editor is homeschooled?

[Harley]

No, no, I just think that, like, you know. No, the editor's seven because.

[Kate]

Oh, side job. Side job. You're David moonlighting as an editor for. For Coach Greg. I got a wedding Dr. Greg. That's true. That's true. Okay, next we have. Oh, he loved my. He loved this joke here. And so I. I love him extra for that. If you think I'm funny, I'm like, ethan, funny. You're my favorite. So here's him laughing at my joke.

[Ethan]

Could use an upturned nose.

[Kate]

Or not his. Actually. Probably the editor or naval faults.

[Ethan]

All the things it would be more attractive. I was feminized. Be pretty. But guess what?

[Kate]

Tiny little hands.

[Ethan]

I don't care. I don't need that.

[Harley]

It's making friends right now, Ethan.

[Kate]

We're making friends.

[Harley]

We're making friends right now, Ethan. Yeah, can't talk about it.

[Ethan]

To be masculine.

[Kate]

Sorry.

[Ethan]

It's also okay to be.

[Galia]

We gotta.

[Harley]

We gotta build bridges here.

[Kate]

He does that a zillion times in this. The editor really likes that he did that.

[Ethan]

Hey, to be masculine, it's also okay to be a woman. It's 2026. You can be a freaking cat for all. Just don't pressure.

[Harley]

You could be.

[Kate]

You could be a pussycat. Oh, my God.

[Ethan]

In cat, for all I care. Just don't pressure it down other people's throats, dude.

[Kate]

If you make his nose smaller. His nostrils. Yeah, we need. We need cat.

[Ethan]

Just don't. It's 2026. You can be a freaking cat for all. I pressure down other people's throats, dude.

[Kate]

All right, here's my joke. If you make his nose smaller and his nostrils smaller, which he does. And you'll see. I pulled some clips of that. How are you going to snort as much ketamine, bro? And see that? And you'll see that's like some Gen Z. How are you going to. What does that mean? Eight Elixir. Low key. Funny. Thank you.

[Harley]

What is eight Elixir?

[Kate]

I don't know. It's a.

[Harley]

How do you know it's not like a Nazi dog whistle type?

[Kate]

Feels like a Gen Z video game thing. You don't know what that means, I hope. I figured you knew what that meant since it's a video game thing.

[Harley]

Oh, it's Clash Royale reference, it looks like.

[Kate]

Is that what people are oh, that's what you looked up.

[Harley]

I don't know.

[Kate]

The is clash. Oh, someone said, oh, no, that's not. I thought that was a Clash Royale. Interesting. All right, so eight elixir. Loki. Funny. Thank you so much. You know, because I made a joke about him not snorting it. Okay. And this is where. This is where he does some crazy.

[Harley]

So I think there's an eight elixir low deck. So he was like, eight Elixir, low key. Funny.

[Kate]

Hang on. Oh, my God, eight elixir. People keep saying, oh, my God, eight Elixir. What the does that mean? What does it mean?

[Harley]

Also, we've done a lot of assuming that this is a male editor.

[David]

Shout out wolfie for getting me the sound bite.

[Harley]

Could be.

[Kate]

Good job.

[Harley]

He does everything here.

[Kate]

Do you think that a woman did this edit?

[Harley]

It's possible. Women these days.

[Kate]

Eight elixir.

[Harley]

Sometimes they're.

[Kate]

This says Clash Royale. That's all I'm seeing. Where the crash Clash Royale is.

[David]

Where the crash Royale hit her with

[Kate]

an uncle Clash Royale. Do you know what that is, David? Do you know what that is?

[Harley]

You know what it is?

[Kate]

Is this the new 67? Are we just a mobile game?

[Harley]

It's a mobile game.

[Kate]

Oh, it's a game. Oh, do you know what this is, David?

[David]

I mean, I. I'm pretty sure it's a class you're a liar Royale thing.

[Kate]

Shut up, you.

[Harley]

David, You.

[Kate]

You just know that because I said it.

[Harley]

Now he's like, I don't know, David. You don't know.

[David]

Angry. Don't get angry. You're gonna throw your back out.

[Kate]

Obviously, it's a Clash Royale.

[David]

Is this any six, seven? Well, is this what your friends are

[Kate]

saying to each other?

[Harley]

It was a little bit like that, silly. It was a little bit.

[David]

Is this one of those meme things you, like, saw.

[Harley]

You saw someone wearing, like, the same style of jeans and you're like, oh, I saw your friends today. Yeah, I saw your friends today.

[Kate]

All your friends were there. Someone said, eight elixir means they're just calling me fat. You guys are so stupid.

[Harley]

Hey, wait here.

[Kate]

That was a good joke.

[Harley]

High cost cards. High cost cards. The popular mobile strategy game Clash Royale. Oh, yes. And then lucky prolapse right under there.

[Kate]

Wait. And then someone said, yes, a elixir is a fat joke. No way. We are missing something.

[David]

Oh, no.

[Kate]

It's a fat thing. Is it really? I don't think coach Greg knows that.

[Harley]

I. I just want you to know

[Kate]

that is a deep fat joke. Guys, that is a weird Fat joke.

[Harley]

If so, it's almost so coded and encrypted. It's almost so coded and encrypted that it's.

[Kate]

It's not. It's ineffective.

[Harley]

Yeah, exactly.

[Kate]

It's just like two cards costed eight Elixir during Clash Royale's game launch on 4 1. 2016. This is. This can't be a fat joke.

[Harley]

Oh, it can be, but, like, how

[Kate]

I. I 2016 fat joke.

[Harley]

When I saw Eight Elixir, I'm like, that's too many elixirs.

[Kate]

Eight Elixir?

[Harley]

Yeah. That's too many elixirs. You're going beyond a full now.

[Kate]

Okay. No, no, no.

[Harley]

But I will say.

[Kate]

I will say this guy that costs 8 elixirs does come from Hog Mountain. Okay.

[Ethan]

Yo, bro.

[David]

Called you Hog Mountain, yo.

[Kate]

If this is a fat joke and is the best fat joke I've heard ever.

[Harley]

Only because. Only because we, like, literally. Only because we literally, like Fellowship of the Ring, traveled all the way here to Hog Mountain to find out. Slurp this guy down.

[Kate]

We made it the fat joke. Oh, my God.

[Harley]

That's even worse. If it's like. If it's like. If it's a nonsense thing and we made it into this elaborate. We're like, connecting the dots. We're like. And that leads to Hog Mountain.

[Kate]

But, like. But it's not. That's not. I mean, this isn't too many red strings, right?

[David]

I'm pretty sure it's meant to be mean a little bit.

[Kate]

Yeah, but, like, calling me eight Elixir, when that's just, like, the cost of a guy that lives on Hog Mountain, that just feels like such a long walk.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[David]

It also means you're. It also means you're epic. You're rare.

[Kate]

I know. This guy seems cool.

[Harley]

No, I was gonna say. Yeah, like, you Mountain is so funny. You're doing that deep in a mobile game fat reference that you let him have this one.

[David]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Proto racist stuff. And you're like, whoa. You're like a different white than I am.

[David]

Like, we'll let this.

[Kate]

You're, like, making the difference between, like, the different Scandinavian countries, and somehow there's racism in there. It's like, Jesus Christ. I've heard it before. It is a fat joke. So. So people just know that when you say eight Elixir, you're being like, you're fat.

[Harley]

I didn't even think this deep. I was just ate a lick. So apparently it's too much if someone had eight elixirs.

[Kate]

Cha. Cha petite. Okay.

[David]

High cost. Card in Clash Royale. And because it's high cost, sounds like a good idea. Like the Golem. It costs eight elixir to deploy and are physically huge. The term implies someone has a similar bulky, overweight, or disproportionate physical build to the Golem. I guess.

[Kate]

Or he doesn't even have a thing. I guess this is his thing. Can I get a better picture of what I look like?

[Harley]

You really want the Golem to go tarps off and spin for you right now?

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, I do.

[Harley]

He also said funny.

[Kate]

Low key funny.

[Harley]

Like, if someone came, like, they're like, you know what?

[Kate]

Mountain is so funny.

[Harley]

If someone came up and, like, you know what? You're pretty funny for an ugly. I'd be like, really? And English is your first language. Is it, like, how I move or how am I speaking? No, how I'm funny, not how I'm ugly.

[Kate]

Oh, wait, what's his name? Gollum. Gollum. I looked up Clash Royal fat. Don't look up Clash Royal fat.

[Harley]

You know, Golem's Golem. Some Jewish.

[David]

Probably not a good idea.

[Kate]

Listen, I've been. I've been called worse than this guy. Let me.

[Ethan]

Let me open him.

[Harley]

You know, Golem.

[David]

Let's just cold read your dms.

[Harley]

You know that?

[Kate]

Yeah, exactly. Get called a fat Zionist pig like, every day.

[Harley]

Okay, stop going on that app.

[Kate]

Yo, It's Instagram. They got me on Instagram, too, brother. So, yeah, apparently, this is sort of me. I don't know. I don't know. But I love that we talk.

[Harley]

It's our son.

[David]

To figure out what this Hog Mountain is.

[Kate]

The funniest part, they should just call me Hog Mountain. That's way better.

[Harley]

Yeah, that sounds like a sick O lineman.

[Kate]

There's Hog Mountain. Do you guys know who drew off a wallow is? That was from peak. Do you guys know who drew off wallow is?

[Harley]

Why does that sound familiar?

[Kate]

She is. I'll look her up because she has a very funny joke about being called fat. I'll just. I'll just play the clip because this is how I feel right now. This is. This is Drew. I love her so much. All right. People ask me, like, oh, have men who hate you said anything ever? That's.

[Harley]

Oh, same bit. It's a modification.

[Kate]

Exactly, exactly, exactly. One time, one guy did, but it wasn't even a hater of mine. Like, he just, like, like, made a comment because, like, someone tweeted about me, and it was a nice tweet. Twitter's rancid, but it was a Nice tweet. She loves me. But she screenshot a really terrible picture of me. And he called me something. It was like a Yu Gi.

[Guest]

Oh card.

[Kate]

It was like pot of greed. And I looked. Look it up if you want. But I looked it up in the screenshot in that pot of greed thing. I was like, damn, you kind of got me two years ago.

[Harley]

I know the card. I know the card. So when I saw her, I was like, oh, listen, I'm going to be

[Kate]

thinking about eight elixir for two years, too.

[Harley]

That's.

[Guest]

So there was.

[Harley]

There was. There was a girl in high school that everyone. All the guys were obsessed with. And then, like, one day, another a dude, like, situation. I forget. I don't know how it came out, but he had said, she looks like a bagel. And it was the most insanely accurate thing. And only at, like, 13 could your entire life be turned around because some kid was like, she looks like a bagel. And we're all like, oh, my God. How did we not know that? And then all of a sudden, it was just like, the stock. The stock plummeted. Plummeted.

[Kate]

She looked like a bagel. She comes in, she's like, what the happened? I was. God, yesterday. Oh, my God, that's so funny. So, yeah, I feel like. I definitely feel like Drew getting hit with the pot of greed cards. Fucking crazy. Oh, my God, that was so funny. Oh, wait, he's. He's gonna put himself over me here. Nostrils smaller, which he does. And you'll see I pulled some clips of that. How are you gonna snort as much ketamine, bro?

[Ethan]

And so is this claps way preventing himself from sniffing.

[Kate]

Someone said we cranking on Hog Mountain.

[Harley]

We.

[Guest]

I was.

[Harley]

I was thinking, like, you bring your own crank.

[Kate]

Bring your own.

[Harley]

Bring your own crank. That name of our fast food restaurant, Hog Mountain.

[Kate]

Yeah, that's good. I like that. Would you like a. Like a pulled pork poutine?

[Harley]

Oh,

[Kate]

this is why I'm being called analytics.

[Harley]

We just take. We take. We take anything. No, we take anything and we put a pile of pulled pork on top of.

[Kate]

Bring it in.

[Harley]

We sell a drink. We sell an alcoholic beverage. The eight elixir special. And it's eight. Eight liquors mixed together.

[Kate]

It's like a Long island ice 80 liquor.

[Harley]

And we order. We order liquor online, and we put

[Kate]

eight of them, and then we put GHB on top. Come on down to Hog Mountain.

[Harley]

You can't do that, by the way.

[David]

Then we cut the fat cap off of pork belly.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah.

[Harley]

Cut it off. We nibble it off here.

[Kate]

He's gonna. He's gonna do his. His editing here.

[Ethan]

I don't know, frankly. This is what I do believe. When you get nose surgery, it's far less likely that you're going to want to sniff creatine Zoomer asset, because that can cause people are famous.

[Kate]

And then he just sits on me.

[Ethan]

Snorting too much things

[Kate]

doesn't let Harley actually talk. You're just mouthing things

[Ethan]

because that can cause damages. People are famous or more so infamous for snorting too much things. And that can cause problems with your nose.

[Kate]

And so if you have, like, you and Mr. Beast, when you did that fake video of you, Mr. Beast talking to each other surgery, you

[Ethan]

most certainly are going to see the real video.

[Harley]

You know what could stop whoa for 24 hours in the middle of the ocean.

[Kate]

Tune in Friday, guys.

[David]

Whoever gives up first loses the million dollars.

[Kate]

Oh, God.

[Harley]

You know, I ain't no quitter.

[David]

Your families are there cheering you on.

[Kate]

Like, no, keep going, keep going. You're like, yeah,

[Harley]

my family's cheering. His family's crying

[David]

the whole time. She like.

[Kate]

And that was the end of. And that was the end of his career. That was the end of his career. He's in the car seat. What? Said he was in the car seat. That's funny.

[Harley]

Love getting your friend to do it in your eyes.

[Ethan]

Keep rebuying.

[Kate]

Now we get to hear Harley's. Harley's take and everybody wins.

[Harley]

The ritual of getting your friend to do it in your ass for you. Absolutely. It's something that's pretty more common than you think.

[Ethan]

And so it is, in fact, possible that he will just continue and boof

[Harley]

harder than last time.

[Ethan]

And so perhaps he and his best friend, King Azuli are boof buddies. It's kind of like being butt buddies, but instead of being friends with Mr. Mike, you're friends with Ben Azul. And so they blow the. The smoke, the vitamin K and so on into each other. Derriere.

[Harley]

He's like, oh, yeah, this guy, this guy, you know, this guy that he's talking about here.

[Kate]

What is it? Ben Azul?

[Harley]

Yeah, he's that guy that's like, how many elixirs? Super Israeli Jewish guy. And he's like, bro, I beat up my father and 10 of his friends when I was 8 years old. I picked my father up and I slammed him through the table.

[Kate]

Is it this guy?

[Harley]

That's when they called me the Lion. No. Does this some. No, this is.

[David]

Does that look.

[Harley]

Five nights at Epstein's.

[David]

It's like, does that look like a guy?

[Kate]

He said,

[Harley]

yeah, he said he beat up his dad or something. All his dad's friends.

[Kate]

All I see is Ben Azelart. Look at all this. Come. So I don't know who he's talking about. What are you talking about?

[Harley]

I think he said Ben Azulay.

[Kate]

Azul. Oh, Aulay, I thought you're just saying Azul. Okay, Azulay.

[Harley]

I am Azul, the key master.

[Kate]

Oh, this guy Hails.

[Harley]

Yeah. You, you have, you have memories of probably straight up avoiding that guy on Timelines.

[Kate]

I think I've probably only Let me, let me find a pic of him. I think I've only seen him probably on the show. Oh my gosh, here we go. See now, David, this is when we need the Jewish song, right?

[Harley]

Please, not actually Jew.

[Kate]

I wanted to see this one.

[Harley]

People posting about last night's fights at the White House.

[David]

A lot of people are talking about

[Harley]

the fact that if they were there, they would have done a better job and that these fighters don't know.

[Kate]

This guy's dumb though, right? We don't have to listen to him. Anyway, I just thought it was funny

[Harley]

that coached up on his lies and previous crimes.

[Kate]

I think deep dive. There's this deep dive on Ben as

[Harley]

there's this one dude in the, in the bodybuilding commentary community that is like such a unique specimen. And I, I watched him for years also because he somehow got the craziest inside scoops. But this guy did commentary videos.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Harley]

But he does like an opening splash screen as if it's for like a movie production. Like his, his like production company slices across and then when he sits there exactly like this and he talks to the camera, he has multiple angles set up and they're on like automatic sliders and stuff. So it's like just him doing a commentary video. No different from like moist, critical. But he has all these angles and it's like going slow and pushing in. Anyways, name is John Bravo.

[Kate]

Oh, people are talking about him.

[Harley]

He's a trip Interesting. He, I, I, he some reason like.

[Kate]

You talked about him, didn't you?

[Harley]

I think I did. He put a lot of effort into his videos from the jump and in places that are really interesting because it wasn't necessary.

[Kate]

Is this the wedding guy or is that the guy that died?

[Harley]

But he, he, no, that's rich piano shout out to his family.

[David]

Interesting.

[Harley]

But he sits there, just jacked it like he's got his hair gelled. But he, he, I think he, I think Charlie posted his video a couple times because remember that guy, Wes Watson? The guy, the bald dude that was. He was yelling at people, oh, they're the worst. They were going too deep even. This is where I'm like, this is too.

[Kate]

This is too much. Yeah. Yep. I'll stop there. But there is. At the end of this, there is some. Some muscle man drama that I want to just, like. Like, show a little bit of, because he did. He did sort of, like, pivot, and I want to just show that it's coming up right now, and they get

[Ethan]

a thrill out of it.

[Harley]

You guys know this little.

[Kate]

Wait, so that's him, right?

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Okay. So he has beef with Greg, specifically because Greg, this Azalega people.

[Harley]

So here's the thing. The fitness industry, and I Learned this through YouTube. People like, like, early days. Rich Piano is when I was like, oh, steroids is a lot more pervasive than you think, secretly. And so a lot of people, their, like, careers bank on the fact that they are natural.

[Kate]

Right.

[Harley]

Or not. And, you know, Greg, I think, always does a great job fairly asking questions or pointing out inconsistencies or.

[Kate]

They don't like that. He's, like, pulling the veil back.

[Harley]

A lot of people made their careers in the bodybuild community calling out fake natties, as they would say. People that, like, even had a blossoming career in, you know, the early 2000s and always claimed natty. People know way more now. Like, Arnold Schwarzenegger always said he was natural until he started to run for

[Kate]

oh, then he had to say it, governor.

[Harley]

And then he came clean because it was like, it's a blatant lie. Everyone's like, you're blatantly lying about that.

[Kate]

You have, like, muscles that no other human does. Like, get the out of here. Interesting. Yeah, they. They seem to have some. Some spicy drama going on.

[Harley]

Oh, it's all. And I'll say great, because Greg usually just speaks honestly.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

People who are dishonest sometimes take offense to that.

[Galia]

Yeah.

[Kate]

They're threatened by it because he doesn't. They don't want him to speak honestly about them. That's usually what it is. Case in point. You know what's happening with the snarkers right now? Because I did a little. I did a little interview recently,

[Galia]

And

[Kate]

I'm the only one with the copy.

[David]

Oh.

[Kate]

And the snarkers are all trying to poison the well, and they're throwing each other under the bus because they don't want. They just want to delegitimize it before it even comes out. So I get it. If people are telling the truth, it makes people who lie very, very nervous. Very nervous. So stay tuned, guys, something is coming. I have no more updates than that.

[Harley]

Something happened in you.

[Kate]

Yeah, here he is talking specifically about clavicular steroid used to close it out. I thought this was interesting. And it goes to your point about

[Ethan]

him wants you to get a nose job, even if you already have a great nose. He wants you to lose all of your muscles, perhaps 20 pounds, and avoid going to the gym, because who has time for that? Just put on makeup, get a no job. Perhaps use some lip filler that way.

[Kate]

Get a no job. It is very interesting how quickly clavicular has switched the definition of what being alpha or being looks. Maxing is right. He went from the bodybuilding steroids to now. Yeah. He seems to be changing what that word means, actually.

[Harley]

Everything he's doing and playing it up and how it is with the nose and everything is exactly what he. I would expect from him. I'm surprised that it all went out that way. But, like, as it plays out, I'm always like, yes, this makes sense. His takes, everything they are, they're there, like side by side with some of the worst people out there.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Harley]

But he does zig often on people's zags.

[Guest]

That's true.

[Kate]

Yeah. I mean, he made.

[Harley]

He. He got a ton of. Of viewership the last couple months. Like, when you're trying to get the maximum and always hit and beat your best day, you'll do some crazy.

[Kate]

Change it up.

[Harley]

And I don't think he's really that choked up about his face. I think he's like, literally playing it up. He knows.

[Kate]

Oh, I see.

[Harley]

If you look at the last month, what has gotten more views for him than botch knows Job probably crazy.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

And he gets. And he gets paid, I believe, as I understand it through Kick, for impressions of clips of him that have his Kick logo. That's why you see all these clips. They always have Kick on it. I think there's like, kick is paying or steak people.

[Ethan]

Kick.

[Kate]

Oh, it's kick that he does it on.

[Harley]

I think they're this. Are they not? Like, I think they're in intertwined.

[Kate]

Okay, okay, got you. I will say his. His look and the way it's changing is reminding me of Jared Kushner's plastic surgery, where he went from being like a nice looking guy. And honestly, people were like, oh, he's really cute. To like, whatever.

[Harley]

Harkonnen.

[Kate]

Whatever. Yeah, like, whatever. This, this, like, why did he do this?

[Harley]

Yeah, I mean, he like, just. I think. I think very weird face.

[Kate]

Yeah. But his was.

[David]

He's got like a Voldemort nose.

[Kate]

Yeah, it's very weird.

[Galia]

And.

[Kate]

But the Zac Efron thing, he had like car accident or something, right? Like there was some sort of an accident.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

And then he got a bunch.

[Harley]

He got into a car accident and it rearranged his face into a different face.

[Kate]

Are you calling. Are you calling on what? Because I used to say, like, wow. I like, I liked Zac Efron's face before all of the surgery. I liked when he was a little twinkie. You know what I mean? Like, him.

[Harley]

Big diamond ring on my.

[Kate]

Like, what a little. I mean, he just basically looks like a lesbian and he likes a fat girl. So, I mean, I can't really be mad about that.

[Harley]

Oh, you remember that look?

[Kate]

Remember that? So cute.

[Guest]

Did you.

[Harley]

Do you ever taken the interview, the press tour with these two?

[Kate]

You think they were banging?

[Harley]

Who knows? But it's interesting. He is definitely, like, playing up like that. They got something for like the interviews and stuff, it seems.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

And she really likes it and kind of like, they just. You have to. It's just something to take in. It looks like they're on different pages. Oh, really? One is kind of doing it in a way to play it, but the other one, it seems a bit more leg. Like it's just. Yeah, it's interesting.

[Kate]

No, I. I haven't. I gotta check that out. So, yeah, he was like. He was such like a little twink, right? And then he got like this big jaw, this chin and all jacked. And I was like, eh.

[Harley]

Yeah, because. But like, what are the chances that you get into a car accident and your face gets rearranged into a different flavor of handsome man?

[Kate]

A different flavor of handsome man, right?

[Harley]

He's still like a handsome man. He looks.

[Kate]

Oh, he's very much.

[Harley]

It looks like if you went to the face guy and you were like, make me look like just more man. Manly.

[Kate]

Exactly. And that's probably why I stopped liking him. I was like, too much man in there. But yeah, I used to say, like,

[Harley]

oh, man, I liked him in his hey mama stage, right.

[Kate]

Yeah, I liked him in his hey mama's phase right here.

[Harley]

This girl's trouble, eh.

[Kate]

Yep, yep.

[Harley]

She.

[Kate]

She looks my credit baby. Right? Yeah. Drive my car and don't fill it up with gas. That's that kind of. That's that kind of annoying.

[Harley]

I just got kicked out of. I just got kicked out of my place.

[Kate]

Exactly. My mom sucks looks. She kicked me out.

[Harley]

Want a drink? Let me get you a drink.

[Kate]

Literally.

[David]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Two of these. Oh, my wall. I left it in my house where I got kicked out.

[Kate]

You know, Harley, you know those lines really well.

[Harley]

Yeah, I've seen it. I can't do. I can't do anything like that.

[Kate]

You wish. You wish you could.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, God.

[Harley]

Remember you said that that pic from the. Someone sent you of the guy yellow, yelling in the girl's ear.

[Kate]

Yes. Yeah.

[Harley]

Me. Anytime I ever tried to talk to a woman out just something weird, it's some sort of like weird, deep cut, elaborate joke that probably slaps if there's no music playing.

[Kate]

Maybe you're like, she's a. She's a clown. And her. Her best friend is a doll. And there's a clock and a couch.

[Harley]

And I'm like, she can't hear me. But I'm on the ground doing the less leg thing. Pointing at the time.

[Kate]

Yeah. Clock stretch. Oh, God. Oh. Well, I wanted to show. This is what Coach Greg thinks about where Clav's steroid use is now. No, he came off. He came off steroids.

[Ethan]

Crazy thing is he lowered the dose of steroids completely off.

[Kate]

That's what you say.

[Harley]

Yeah. Because there's two things you could do. You could either be cruising or you could be blasting. Blasting. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's because I. I've always loved. Bought like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Pumping Iron is such a crazy movie to have.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah. Like, we've seen it in very different places.

[Saikuno]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Decades ago, it was just like, blew me away. And every time I see people that are like this, that eat and lift to be the biggest people, I'm. I think it's like. I don't want to say. I think it's hilarious. I think it's commendable and respectable and fun and funny and fascinating. I don't want to slap their shoulders.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah. Give them a good.

[Harley]

Yeah. I want to grab those and be like, look at this guy.

[Kate]

He's only 5, 6. You could pick him up for sure.

[Harley]

He could pick me up.

[Kate]

You could just pick each other up somehow. So, yeah, he says that he.

[Ethan]

He was, last I checked, still on 250 milligrams. I haven't been on a dose that high since I was in a bodybuilding competition. That's it for that.

[Kate]

That's crazy. He came down off it and he's still on a dose. That's more than people do in a bodybuilding competition. And he's that like little skinny mini.

[Harley]

Yeah, a lot. A lot of people, they cruise now. They just like take a little. A little hit every week or something.

[Kate]

I have a question, but I'll actually. I'm going to type it in chat right now, in our chat, and I just want you to say yes or no.

[Harley]

No. Are you asking me if I've ever done it?

[Kate]

No, no, it's not about you. It's about somebody else. This is.

[Harley]

This is crazy.

[Kate]

Why?

[Harley]

No, just that being like, I'm gonna tell you a secret.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Oh, yes. Yeah, I could actually show you. When. When, when, when me and a friend of mine, when we think it was happening and then when it's off. Okay, we've looked at that.

[Kate]

Tell me later. Tell me later. Okay, cool. All right, so there's that. Thank you, Coach Greg, for watching our video.

[Harley]

And what's up with your editor making that Hog Mountain fat joke?

[Kate]

To be fair, best if that was an insult. It is the most creative one I've ever had on the Internet. Literally.

[Harley]

I've been waiting for. Your editor better be a lesbian. Tell you that right now.

[Kate]

Lesbians love fat people. We are. We are not. We are not making fat jokes unless it's like, yeah, ate elixir, baby. You know, this is.

[Harley]

This shirt is a hundred footer shirt.

[Kate]

Yeah, I would say that. I would say so for a lesbian. You're dressed like a lesbian today. Yeah, mostly because I would wear that. Should we coordinate outfits when we're in la?

[David]

Yes.

[Kate]

Okay, cool. We will do that. So, David, you have two. You have two segments for us. Would you like to do ancient smut first or introduce us to the robot toilet?

[David]

I'll probably do the toilet first because I feel like, okay, smut's gonna be a lot. Also saying. Saying these are both my segments, as if one of them isn't being forced against my will to do.

[Harley]

Yeah, David, just do your smut and shithole segment. David, just do that smut and shit hole, filthy boy.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[David]

So, yeah, the first one was. I just today I saw on Twitter that they announced China's coming out with a mobile bathroom seat that drives around so you can just shit while you're. While you're riding around in your house.

[Harley]

And pretty crazy.

[David]

Like a. Like a Roomba. It just goes in, like, docks and cleans itself so you don't even have to worry about it. And then whenever you want, you're just like, come here, I need to shit. And then it comes to you and you go poop.

[Kate]

All right, let's see It. Because I think Ethan needs to buy three of these for us.

[David]

Yeah, it's true. We never have to leave.

[Kate]

Then I can eat all the Cracker Barrel I want.

[David]

Because to be honest, like, the, the benefits of this, like, as I'm. As a guy, I hardly can attest to this. Like, shits take like 15 minutes minimum.

[Ethan]

What?

[David]

Yeah, I mean, mainly because we're distracted, like scrolling and like doing other than the regular, David, you're a bad boy.

[Kate]

You just want a robot to come play with you. So David is so bad. Are you a bad boy?

[Galia]

What the.

[Kate]

Is that David?

[Galia]

What. Is this?

[David]

So awful. What is this?

[Kate]

I don't know. This connection is bad. Mr. Bear, is that you?

[Harley]

No.

[Kate]

Did you see behind me? Did you see behind me?

[David]

Yeah, Steamy over there.

[Kate]

Harley.

[Harley]

Harley's Pies over here.

[Kate]

He's in the. He's in the sauna. He's having a Spitz right now.

[Harley]

Doing a. A fried cherry pie.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, you're a fried cherry.

[David]

I really. I really hate. Please never do that again, Harley.

[Kate]

That was crazy. That was crazy.

[Harley]

Do that again.

[David]

Someone in chat called it the Pumbaa

[Kate]

Tell how the Pumbaa. Good. Tell us about the poop robot.

[David]

So, yeah, so if you can pull up the first link, that's what I found first.

[Kate]

Okay.

[David]

And it was the announcement. And then afterwards I found a whole like two minute video explaining it.

[Kate]

So does it exist now?

[David]

I believe it.

[Kate]

Or is it like a prototype?

[David]

It's a. It's not out yet, I don't think. But it's been unveiled recently.

[Kate]

Okay. Sick.

[David]

And this is what it looks like. It has a whole remote that you can drive it to yourself. And. Yeah, it's. It's incredible. I think the video explains it a lot better though.

[Kate]

Okay.

[David]

Because I was like, oh, this is cool. But, like, I need to see it in action.

[Kate]

We're gonna need to circle back to you taking 15 minutes to poop.

[David]

Okay, Harley, back me up.

[Harley]

It's not the craziest thing. 15 minutes.

[Kate]

I know, but that's bad for your butthole, guys.

[Harley]

Well, I'm not like, I don't know if he's pushing shits for 15 minutes straight. But, like, there is like, you know.

[Kate]

No, of course we all kill time on the, on the. On the john.

[Harley]

Probably eight minutes.

[Kate]

But if you don't know. If you don't know, according to like, colorectal doctors and surgeons, you need to just poop and leave or you're going to get hemorrhoids and all kinds of other poopily Lievenstein for sure. So just. Just remember that. Guys, do your. Do your poops fast. Don't. Don't get stuck scrolling. All right, so here is the. The poop innovation we've all been waiting for.

[Guest]

Yes.

[Harley]

It takes me like 400 years because I'm 400. It doesn't sound still stupid.

[Kate]

Yeah, it's.

[David]

It's funny because I don't think you realize how shitty it's coming in.

[Kate]

Can you hear it?

[Harley]

I heard it back. Yeah, it sounds.

[David]

It's like. It's like an AM radio in the middle of nowhere. Like, it's like the worst connection ever.

[Kate]

Oh, God. All right. Someone said Ethan's toilet costs more than 4k and I have used it. It is crazy. That is the most crazy toilet cost 4k. More than 4k, apparently. According to somebody I don't know, one

[David]

from China costs 4k.

[Kate]

No, this one's 13k. I thought it said.

[David]

Oh, did it say. Well, it's at 13.

[Galia]

Oh.

[Kate]

Chinese money. I don't know what. They're.

[Harley]

Chinese pounds.

[Kate]

Is it Chinese pounds?

[Harley]

You're Chinese. Chinese Euros.

[Kate]

What is this?

[Ethan]

What is.

[Kate]

What is the currency? No, it's. No. Is yen Japan racist?

[David]

I don't know.

[Harley]

That was the.

[Kate]

David's racist. I'm allowed.

[Harley]

That was the others.

[Kate]

Okay, ready? Let's go.

[Galia]

This one is.

[Kate]

Is expensive too.

[David]

It's Juan.

[Galia]

Juan.

[Kate]

This is the Xiaoban intelligent toilet robot from Yuabong. I don't know about you guys, but I Poop Blue.

[Guest]

A groundbreaking assistive device designed primarily as

[Kate]

a mobile autonomous toilet for elderly people or those with mobility challenges. Or me.

[David]

Or lazy people.

[Harley]

Comfy.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Galia]

Or.

[Kate]

Or gamers.

[Harley]

People that want the to come to us.

[Kate]

Hell yeah.

[Guest]

Simple but shocking.

[Kate]

Come to us and then go away as. Instead of the person come for us.

[Harley]

We'll go away.

[Kate]

The toilet comes to the person. Oh, my God, that lady was crying.

[Harley]

In China, toilet comes on. The person comes to you.

[Kate]

Oh, man. She's having problems.

[Guest]

Common question flooding the Internet about this

[Kate]

video is whether you can actually Chinese

[Harley]

tomorrow making this or if it is

[Kate]

only meant for taking a quick leak. A quick leak. Wow. The translation on this is crazy.

[Harley]

Not localized properly.

[Kate]

The answer is yes. Taking a leak is crazy. That's like crazy informal. It is built to handle absolutely everything.

[David]

Everything you can comfortably.

[Kate]

You don't know how we poop, sir.

[Harley]

You don't know the chunky blood we got. I don't. That's too much.

[Guest]

That's too much.

[Kate]

Because then you got a second problem, right? This thing gets Clogged or whatever. Yeah, we poop and you do not even need to reach for toilet paper.

[Harley]

Does this robot know about what robot

[Kate]

initiates him that robo don't know about wiping ass. You don't know about as soon as you are finished. What is she doing? The robot initiates creates a built in bidet system for automated washing toilet followed by a warm air drying. Oh, warm my b hole from there. Do you guys have a bidet?

[Harley]

Yes.

[Kate]

I love it so much. I love my bidet. I miss it when I'm gone. It's the best. Heavy duty odor control mechanism instantly engages sealing the internal chamber airtight to trap and neutralize. Kelly Clarkson everyone.

[David]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Isn't she beautiful?

[David]

And look just like a Roomba. It avoids your chunkless your stuff while

[Kate]

it's full of poop.

[David]

Yeah.

[Harley]

I am the finished and I am the or whenever you moving around the house.

[Kate]

I am the.

[Harley]

I am the robotic container.

[Kate]

I am full of.

[Harley]

I'm in the living room nowhere.

[Kate]

Back to the Dr. Docking station.

[Harley]

David, would you like to initializing. David process.

[Guest]

It's time to then extends a disposal arm.

[Kate]

I will suck it out. Flushing both the solid and liquid waste away. All I see is liquid immediately. Show me chunks or I'm not convinced.

[Guest]

Intensive self cleaning and sanitizing cycle on

[Kate]

the bowl leaving it pristine for the next trip. Yeah, but is it just like the next trip?

[David]

Why is there a camera on it? No, that's crazy.

[Kate]

That's crazy. Crazy. That's crazy. But like around the whole house it's like. Let me make sure every room smells like.

[David]

Golly said. I just imagine this thing manu malfunctioning and smearing all over the floor.

[Harley]

Like a you come home and robotic like I did it again.

[Kate]

Yeah, exactly. There's all over the floor. We don't. We do not need.

[David]

Perfect.

[Kate]

You don't need a camera.

[Harley]

Yeah, we haven't needed for decades now, by the way.

[Kate]

What'd you say?

[Harley]

We're decades deep in not needing.

[Kate]

Exactly. That's true.

[Harley]

Not a lot of not needing under.

[Kate]

There's no way. I mean, what kind of. What kind of suction are we dealing with here? If it's this far down a huge

[Harley]

turn 60 of our day at least is not needed. Whatever you do.

[Kate]

Whatever it is. Also, this tube doesn't seem like it's big enough for some people's poops.

[David]

Not for the logs I'm dropping.

[Kate]

Exactly. David's. David's giving birth every time he goes to the bathroom. It's too small. It's too narrow.

[David]

Right.

[Kate]

And then.

[David]

So it takes it to a normal toilet and then flush. By the way, the volume's down.

[Harley]

That's it.

[Kate]

I know, I know, because we're just chatting.

[Harley]

I mean, that's a poop knife in there.

[Kate]

I don't need the specs. Okay.

[David]

All right, so it cleans itself.

[Kate]

It cleans itself, but it's not showing me how it deals with a poop that is too big for the tube.

[Harley]

Oh, it has a poop knife.

[David]

Yeah, just like it like breaks it down.

[Kate]

It juliens it a new. Oh my God.

[David]

That recommended video scared me.

[Kate]

I know, right? The Michael Jackson. I think that's because of all the brain rot we watched on Monday. So. Yeah. Wow. Would you guys buy one of these?

[Harley]

Yes,

[Kate]

I would. I would accept it if it were. If it were free.

[Harley]

You hear that, Ethan? You hear that?

[Kate]

To try it out. I think the show needs to get one.

[Harley]

She wants me to get her a robotic hole.

[David]

We need to get these so we can do a 24 hour stream and we never get up.

[Kate]

Oh my God, I'm pooping right now. Xiao bot is what it's called.

[David]

Every thousand subscribers, we take a on stream.

[Kate]

I wanna, I want to. I want to see if it's available.

[Harley]

What, it cleans your actual toilet too?

[Kate]

No, it does everything in it I

[David]

don't like, but I didn't. That's another thing. I didn't see it. Then flush that toilet. Does it just sit there?

[Harley]

It like sprays this out like a shotgun blasts like. Like it's the. Everything around the toilet too, and just leaves.

[Kate]

Well, I feel like that would happen

[Harley]

if it goes to the kitchen and starts like opens the fridge and looks inside.

[Kate]

It's basically having a husband brushing its teeth.

[David]

But I feel like in the middle of the night.

[Kate]

Yeah, if it got backed up.

[David]

It's like a CPAP machine.

[Harley]

Like a husband if it gets backed up.

[Kate]

Exactly like a husband.

[David]

Oh, yeah. Made another good point. What if the toilet lid is closed and it doesn't know and it just sprays it all over the top of the.

[Harley]

That's why the camera's there filming you.

[Kate]

Yeah, that's why they need a camera.

[Harley]

Like if you're sleeping and let's see what this. You open your eyes and it's by the side of the bed with the camera blinking or. Or your alarm goes off and you hit the sleep button and like, like a second later it sprays you awake with whatever liquids it has.

[David]

It's trying to. It's trying to optimize you. It's like, it's time to. Now is the optimal time to.

[Kate]

It's time. I can tell.

[Harley]

It's, like, bugging you. You, like, just shot. It's like, david, I think you need to again. You're like, I'm David.

[Kate]

It smells like you need to again. Okay?

[David]

You sit down, and it just straps you in, and you're stuck.

[Harley]

How do we buy this? Well, we have Ask the boss.

[Kate]

There are so many ways for this to go wrong, but there's no website. Hashtag Range Rover. Is this all David?

[David]

Listen, you tell me. I don't know. Google it. Der. Derto posted about it, and they are the most reliable source on Twitter.

[Kate]

Okay. UA Bond is the name of the company. I'm gonna find a link. So. So Colleen said you're on a date,

[David]

and your toilet, Roomba, rolls in full of your own.

[Harley]

And it's like, david, I detected a boner. Shall I. Shall I dispense lubrication? Boner detected. It's like going closer to your badge. It's like, boner detected. Boner detected.

[Kate]

It's time for your daily evacuation.

[Harley]

It's like, every time it talks, it's flapping the top like a mouth, and it's revealing your mess inside.

[David]

This reminds me of a Disney Channel original movie that I know for sure neither of you have seen. It's called Smart House.

[Kate]

Oh, I absolutely have seen it.

[David]

Okay.

[Harley]

I absolutely have not.

[Kate]

Absolutely.

[David]

Okay. Only half an unclert.

[Kate]

I don't know. I don't know where you can buy this thing.

[David]

Papa Molly said, should I add the toilet to the fanfic?

[Kate]

How upsetting is that? I want Ethan to buy this. It also didn't show a person sitting on it at all. Really?

[David]

Someone quoted the toilet said, feed me, David.

[Kate]

Oh, God. I'm gonna send this to Ethan. He's got to buy this. I'm hungry. The office needs it at Ethan. The office needs this. And so 13k.

[David]

I wonder, like, does it. So it comes to you, but can

[Saikuno]

it roll around while you're pooping?

[Harley]

I thought so. I'm assuming yes.

[Kate]

Yeah, for sure.

[David]

Someone says we need to ride around in these instead of the mobility scooters at Disneyland.

[Harley]

I'm starting to think it might be built for, like, a medium T shirt. Chinese men.

[Kate]

For what?

[Harley]

That thing. I'm gonna sit on it.

[Kate]

You're gonna be like, error, error. I mean, same. It'll be like, eight elixir. Eight elixir.

[Harley]

A guy's gonna come in. A guy's gonna come in on speakerphone. Often he's like, hey. But it's not actually robotic. We have children here controlling them. You gotta get off it. You're gonna. Yeah, you gotta get off it.

[Kate]

That's why I want the website. I want to know what, like, the. The weight capacity is. Oh, my God, that is so weird and funny. Good one, David. I love that. And hopefully we will get one at the studio. Next up, David is going to buy. This is by popular demand. Last time we. It was James Joyce day. So I had Harley read a. A paragraph or. Or a full letter. You read the full thing. One of James Joyce's letters to his. His lover Nora. And he clearly has some kind of a fart fetish. So that was a lot of it. There's a lot of that.

[Harley]

Half of it was all.

[Kate]

He wrote her. A lot of disgusting stuff. And y', all.

[Harley]

He loves her farts.

[Kate]

Loved them, wanted to eat.

[Harley]

I was never once curious. He. He worded it as best as he could, but I was still not, like, not feeling you here. Like, I could appreciate. It's like when I would go to, like, when I would, like, watch a Cat Williams special, I would be like, I respect this craft. I don't think it's made for me.

[Kate]

Oh, I love.

[Harley]

And I mean, I'm enjoying participating, but this is for, like, if this hits for you, this hits right now.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Cat Williams doesn't hit for you.

[Harley]

Nora's naughty little farts. Well, he. He hits for me like, he hits me. But like, just his stand up was very, like, I remember back in the day thinking, like, oh, I don't. I don't have it like that in this Jewish suburban neighborhood.

[Kate]

True. That's true.

[Harley]

All our days are mo. Montreal, Canada dollar days are mo.

[Kate]

And you're like, I don't know. This doesn't really resonate. All right, so it was by. By popular demand. Oh, we're not skipping the main story. Don't worry. David's gonna read this, and then we're doing Kiki Palmer and Sean Evans. It's gonna be great.

[David]

Don't you worry. We got plenty of time for the tea.

[Kate]

Yeah, we. All right, so you guys recommended that David read it. Not as himself, though. As Saikuno. So David.

[David]

Well, I. I wanted to make sure I was. Gross us out, please, fully in character for this.

[Kate]

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Do you have a costume?

[David]

Let me. Let me make it. Let me move it up.

[Kate]

What does that say? Oh, he's nervous.

[David]

I haven't done this in so Long. I don't know, guys. All right. Also, I'm pretty sure there's still people in the office, so this is gonna be interesting.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[David]

Do you want to pull it up on screen? I guess I could just read it.

[Kate]

No, I'll pull it up.

[David]

All right.

[Kate]

It's the 3rd of December.

[David]

Yeah, 3rd of December, 1909. This is the. This is the simpiest one I found, so I. Oh, my goodness.

[Kate]

All right, let me just make it bigger so people can see.

[David]

Long as hell, too. So this is.

[Kate]

Okay, well, if you don't want to read it all, you don't have to, but here we go.

[Harley]

All right.

[Saikuno]

My darling little convent girl.

[Kate]

I'm already grossed out.

[Saikuno]

There's some star too near the earth for. I'm still.

[Kate]

Sorry. Yeah, be cool. Sorry. The advertisement for Paris Review popped up anyway.

[Galia]

Oh.

[Kate]

Oh, all right.

[David]

All right.

[Saikuno]

There is some star too near the earth, for I am still in a fever fit of animal desire today. I stopped short often in the street with an exclamation whenever I thought of the letters I wrote you last night and the night before. They must read awful in the cold light of day. Perhaps their coarseness has disgusted you.

[Kate]

Yeah, you're talking about fucking the farts out of her butt. It's. It's pretty wild in 1903. Or whatever it is. 1909.

[Harley]

Like we just invented whacking off.

[Kate]

Yes. Just got here. Dude. You got. You got to farts out of people really fast.

[David]

Clarity. Saikuno.

[Ethan]

Is this.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Saikuno]

Oh, holy poop.

[Kate]

Holy poo.

[Saikuno]

They must read awful in the cold light of day. Perhaps the coarseness has disgusted you. I know you are a much finer nature than your extraordinary lover. And though it was you yourself, you hot little girl, who first wrote to me saying that you were longing to be fucked by me, yet I suppose the wild filth and obscenity of my reply went beyond all bounds of modesty. When I get your express letter this morning and saw how careful you are of your worthless gym, I felt ashamed of what I had written. Yet now, night, secret, sinful night, has come down again on the world, and I am alone again writing to you, and your letter is again folded before me on the table. Do not ask me to go to bed, dear. Right to you, dear.

[Kate]

Oh, God, here we go.

[Saikuno]

As you know, dearest, I never use obscene phrases in speaking. You have never heard me, have you utter an unfit word before others? When men tell in my presence here, filthier, lecherous stories, I hardly smile. Yet you seem to turn me Into a beast. It was you yourself, you naughty, shameless girl, who first led the way. It was not I who first touched you long ago down at Ring's End.

[David]

Is that a.

[Harley]

Is that a police?

[Kate]

I'm guessing so.

[David]

Is that her spirit sphincter?

[Kate]

No, I think it's a place in England.

[Harley]

Hurry. You're making me sick.

[Kate]

Yeah. This is foul.

[David]

We're like halfway through.

[Harley]

Maybe. God, it was warming up.

[Saikuno]

It was you who slid your hand down inside my trousers and pulled my shirt softly aside and touched my prick with your long tickling fingers and gradually took it all fat and stiff as it was, Into your hand and frigged me slowly until I came off through your fingers.

[Kate]

All the time sick, bending over me

[Saikuno]

and gazing at me out of your quiet, saint like eyes.

[Harley]

Wait a second.

[Kate]

Wait.

[David]

You want me to pause?

[Harley]

Frigging is funny, right? It is funny. Like. Oh, dude, last night got me freaked up.

[Kate]

I freaked. I was. I freaked myself real good. What the frick

[Harley]

do you never been to the Burning Man? They have a dome where there's just. Everyone's just frigging each other.

[Kate]

They're just freaking each other off. Oh, Rings End. Rings end is in Dublin, okay? Dublin, not England. Sorry?

[Harley]

Rings and not in more Rings End is a butthole.

[David]

Ring's End is where they do rim jobs.

[Saikuno]

It was your lips, too, which first uttered an obscene word. I remember well that night in your bed in Pola. Tired of lying under a man one night, you tore off your chemise. Chemise Violently. And began to ride me up and down. Perhaps the horn was not big enough for you. I remember that you bent down to my face and murmured tenderly, up love, up love.

[Kate]

James Joyce. Small dick confirmed James Joyce fault.

[Harley]

Small dick confirmed the. He caught up. He still caught up on that chemise, eh?

[Kate]

Yeah, he likes that.

[Harley]

He was thinking about that. He was thinking about that chemise to the day he died.

[Galia]

You think?

[Harley]

Yeah, he definitely he. That chemise was used for the post. Wipe down.

[Kate]

Ew.

[Galia]

Stop.

[David]

Pick it up off the floor.

[Kate]

Oh, my.

[Harley]

Yeah. She lay there and he grabbed the ch and gave her a wipe down.

[David]

Like you.

[Ethan]

Good.

[David]

You need some water.

[Saikuno]

All right, continue, Nora, dear, I'm dying all day to ask you one or two questions. Let me, dear, for I have told you everything I ever did. And so I can ask you in turn, I wonder, will you answer them? God, when that person whose heart I longed to stop with the click of a revolver, put his hand or hands under your skirts, did he.

[Harley]

Gun.

[Kate]

Here now. Jealous.

[Saikuno]

Did he only tickle you outside, or did he put his finger or fingers up into you? If. If he did, did they go far enough to touch that little at the end of your cunt?

[Kate]

I'm sorry. Stop. That's not the cock at the end. What are we talking about at the

[Harley]

end of your gun?

[Kate]

Is that the cervix that he's talking about?

[Harley]

No, that's the shirt that we're selling.

[Kate]

That's the merch, guys. That's the merch. What the.

[Harley]

Touch that little. At the end of your c. Man, that in 1909.

[Kate]

Penis in there.

[Harley]

That's gonna make you sick. In 1909.

[Saikuno]

That would.

[David]

That would kill.

[Harley]

In 1909, she sees women getting unsolicited dick pics, and she's like, huh, Honey, honey, you should see what I've had pinned for me. You should see.

[Kate]

He's talking about the dick inside my vagina.

[Galia]

What the.

[Harley]

The. At the end of your cunt?

[Kate]

I can see. I can see why he thought that's what it was.

[Harley]

Or angels on the end of your

[Kate]

cunt because there is, like, hole in it. I'm thinking about the cervix. We want to get into female anatomy.

[Galia]

Right.

[David]

Right. Right

[Harley]

around in there.

[David]

A exam doesn't sound like his dick can go up there, so at least

[Kate]

give her a pap while you're in there. Jesus Christ. Oh, my Lord. Oh, God.

[Saikuno]

Did he touch you behind? Was he a long time tickling you and. And did you come. Did he ask.

[Kate]

Fingering? Tickling? Is it now?

[Saikuno]

And did you do so if you did not touch him? Did he come against you and did you feel it? Another question, Nora. I know that I was the first man.

[Kate]

God, please be over.

[Harley]

No, just keep going.

[Kate]

Go again. Wait, what is blocked you?

[Saikuno]

I know that I was the first man that blocked you. You, but did any man ever frig you?

[Kate]

Wait, is blocked. Like, have sex with, like, blocked her up with his dick? Is that what that means?

[Harley]

He fingered her. He fingered her. If. If that means fingering. If that means fingering you. You guys got to bring that clip.

[Kate]

It's not the clit, guys. It's not the.

[David]

Not in the back of the vagina.

[Kate]

Yeah, in the back of the vagina. Like, he says, where is it? Where is it? Where is it, man?

[Harley]

Possibly he's only seen one.

[Kate]

Did they look it. Did he put his finger or fingers up into you? If he did, did they go far enough to touch that little at the end of your cunt? They're in.

[Harley]

Maybe she read that, and she's like, this guy has no.

[Kate]

Do I need to pull up a map?

[David]

No.

[Kate]

Can I tell it? All right, this is a gross. Not a gross story, but I was being. I was being tickled.

[Harley]

Is it a story about that?

[Ethan]

No.

[Kate]

Okay. I was in high school because you're allowed. So nobody knows anything, right? Nobody knows anything.

[Ethan]

Right.

[Kate]

And I was being. I was being tickled by my boyfriend, and he was like, I should not tell this story. Never mind. I forgot we were. I could say it.

[David]

You're too far. You're too far deep.

[Harley]

I just got so red.

[Kate]

Oh, my God. Basically. No, he. All right. So he was.

[Harley]

Look at you. You look like the bottom stripe of the pride flower leg. 1951 version, of course.

[Kate]

Are you surprised how intimate it is? Oh, my God.

[David]

And it's with a boy.

[Harley]

It's. It's just gross. It's. We're good. We're good.

[Kate]

No, no, sorry. So he was. I can't say it. No, he. He noticed the G spot. And he goes to me, a girl. He goes. And that's the clitoris. I was like, no, it's not.

[Saikuno]

He's like.

[Kate]

And that's like. He was teaching me something. I was like, oh, my God, dude. No, that's not true. That's not true.

[David]

You're welcome.

[Kate]

I just still remember, like, the way you said it. Oh, my God.

[Harley]

They're both at the end of your

[Kate]

cold sweat now, hell, you turn this air conditioner up.

[Saikuno]

All right.

[Kate]

Springing up all kinds of continue.

[Saikuno]

Did any man ever frig you? Did that boy you were fond of ever do it?

[David]

Tell me now, Nora.

[Saikuno]

Truth for truth. Honesty for honesty. When you were with him in the dark at night, did your fingers never, never unbutton his trousers and slip inside like mice, bruh? Did you ever frig him, dear? Tell me truly, or anyone else, did you never, never, never feel a man's or boy's prick in your fingers until you unbuttoned me real quick?

[Harley]

What was the mice.

[Kate]

Why is he obsessed with that? Her little fingers on his pee pee. Yeah, that's what it was.

[Harley]

What a stupid image.

[Kate]

I know.

[David]

Who wants such a simp?

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[Saikuno]

If you are not offended, literally, be afraid to tell me the truth. Truth, Darling, darling, tonight I have such a wild lust for your body that if you were here beside me, and even if you told me that you're with your own lips, that half the red headed louts of Galway had had a at you before me, I would still rush at you with desire.

[Kate]

As you should. As you should. Let Her. Let her have her tickles. Okay.

[Saikuno]

All right.

[David]

This guy's just almighty.

[Saikuno]

What kind of language is this?

[Kate]

By candlelight, by the way, Bricked up

[David]

writing this by candlelight, like stroking with one hand.

[Harley]

He might have finished it in the morning.

[Kate]

If he wanted to, he would. Yeah, for sure. He probably fell off about here.

[Harley]

It could have been. This could be like two days of going back to it in writing.

[Kate]

Well, yeah, this does look like post nut clarity. You're so.

[Harley]

How many nuts? How many nuts?

[Kate]

How many nuts?

[Harley]

Probably. Let's. Let's bring back. Bring it back to the top, David.

[David]

How crunchy. How crunchy was this paper?

[Ethan]

Ew.

[Harley]

Let's. Let's see where he would have nut.

[Kate]

I think. All right, this is just an intro.

[Harley]

Oh, he's all getting warmed up there.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This. I think he. I think he. I think he blew at the end of this.

[Harley]

He was talking about. This one was like a humiliated nut.

[Kate]

Yeah, we've got the schmies. He had to get that one out, clear the pipes. Right.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Well, this one, he was easy. He felt bad, I think, for his language and also for his horn not being girthy enough.

[David]

Right.

[Saikuno]

God almighty. What kind of language is this? I'm writing to my proud blue eyed queen. Will she refuse to answer my coarse, insulting questions? I know I am risking a good deal in writing this way, but if she loves me really, she will feel that I am mad with lust and that I must be told all.

[Kate]

Someone said David's wedding vows in front of 100 people. Yeah, definitely. Not enough farts. Not enough farts.

[Saikuno]

Sweetheart, answer me. Even if I learn that you have. You two have sinned, perhaps it would be blind. It would play closer to you. In any case, I love you. I have written and said things that you to you, that my pride would never again allow me to say to any woman. My darling Nora, I'm painting with eagerness. I'm panting with eagerness to get your replies to these filthy letters of mine.

[Kate]

Now he's getting all route wound up

[David]

again at 7am yeah, he's going crazy.

[Saikuno]

I write to you because I feel now that I can feel my. I can keep my word with you. Don't be angry. Dear. Dear Nora, my little wild flower of the hedges. I love your body, Long for it, dream of it. Speak to me, dear lips that I have kissed in tears. If this filth I have written insults, you bring me to my senses again with the lashes you have done before. God help me.

[David]

I love you, Nora.

[Saikuno]

And it seems that this too is part of my love. Forgive me. Forgive me.

[Kate]

Oh, that Irish guilt will getcha. That Irish guilt will getcha. Thank you, Saikuno.

[Harley]

That hurt me way more than I thought.

[Kate]

Yeah, because that was more, like intimate. The farts were, like, funny.

[Harley]

I'm sick.

[Kate]

It was gross.

[Harley]

I'm sick now. David,

[David]

very good episode to show to Jenny's parents. Just so they know what you do for work.

[Kate]

Dude, are they watching now?

[David]

I don't know. I hope not.

[Ethan]

My.

[Harley]

They should.

[Kate]

My in laws might be because they know I do this and they. They like to check in once in a while. Hi, guys.

[David]

Just a joke. That was fun. I was.

[Kate]

I totally made up that story about myself.

[Harley]

I forgot about that. I was thinking, how many elixirs are there?

[Kate]

They're like, maybe two elixirs. They're we people, for sure. Oh, my God. That was really, really gross. Thank you, David. Tune in next time for another round of ancient smut. I'll find some more ancient smut for us to read. And I. I can read one next time. Oh, maybe I'll define a lesbian one. But I can. All right, David. No, not like that.

[Harley]

Hey, buddy, stick them down. Oh, yeah, that's my boy. Dick them down.

[Kate]

Calm down. No. That was so funny. That was so perfect. Okay, everybody take a cold shower and let's do our final segment. Okay. What. What do you guys know about Kiki Palmer and Sean Evans? Have you heard anything on the Wind about them?

[Harley]

He wanted to kiss her way back in the day. And then they, like, kissed on a show or something.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[David]

So I remember she was a guest on the show, and then he ended up going on a guest on the. I forget, the chicken shop date. Is that what it's called?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[David]

And the host asked him, like, who his crush was of any of the guests, and he said, Kiki Palmer. And then I think later she did something on Hot Ones that wasn't related with him. And she was like, oh, my God, I love you, this and that. And then she came on again.

[Kate]

Yes.

[David]

And then they kissed on that episode.

[Kate]

Yes. I have. I have links for all of this, but that's the gist, essentially, up until now. There's a little bit more backstory that we'll get into, so if you want to pull up this photo, David, please. I will begin my tale. So this is Kiki Palmer on the left, Sean Evans on the right. In case you're wondering, Sean can be a girl's name. Kiki, not so much.

[Harley]

It's clear you're used to Talking about lesbian in couples.

[Kate]

Well, yeah, just letting you guys know who's who. You just never know. Okay.

[David]

So just imagining Sean Evans being called Kiki Palmer is really.

[Kate]

Yeah. Sean Evans on the right here. Sean Evans on the right. I know anytime I've done a relationship thing, it's been two women. So. Yeah. Sean is the host of Hot Ones. In my opinion, one of the best interviewers alive right now. Maybe ever. Like, wow. Like, the research he does, he is so prepared and he asks things that surprise and disarm people. It's just. It's. He's very, very good at what he does.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Really love him. Harley. You've had some experience with him.

[Harley]

He was in my home.

[Kate]

He was in your home.

[Harley]

Because I was on a Hot Ones

[Kate]

episode all the way up in dollar des Armo.

[Harley]

Yep.

[Kate]

Wow.

[Harley]

Yep. I think I did the week after DJ Khaled.

[Guest]

Yo.

[Kate]

Okay, we. We know the episode exists, but we're not watching it today.

[Harley]

Yeah, we're not. We're saving for a rainy day. What's crazy is that's the ugliest episode of their show. They're missing a light. And also Nardwar. I have an interview with him.

[Saikuno]

Really?

[Harley]

Yeah. And he. He got, like, a couple of things wrong.

[Kate]

Interesting.

[Harley]

I felt, like, awkward because he was thinking, didn't say I'm from dollar days or mo. He's. He didn't say I'm from ddo. He said I'm from ndg.

[Kate]

Oh.

[Harley]

But anyways. Anyways.

[David]

Just feels weird.

[Kate]

Wait, and this is the other guy? This isn't Sean. This is the guy that David mentioned.

[Harley]

Yeah, you've seen him. He's like, where's like a little Scottish get up type type thing. And he. He like. He's like, your mother died when you were 1 years old. Look at this. It's a picture of her holding that shirt you're wearing. It's like, most insane.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[David]

And everyone's like, how do you know?

[Harley]

Even Slipknot. He. Slipknot was there once and he started to talk to one of them about his past. He was like, referencing this guy's old band, a cover band. And the dude, slipknot. It's like 11 dudes with masks. He walks, runs out. He, like, ran away. He, like, pulled out one thing that was just like, oh, I'm gonna be doxed right now.

[Kate]

Oh, my God, that's crazy.

[David]

And everyone's always like, how'd you know that? And they're like, you're Slipknot. We have to know that. Like, that's like his answer to everything.

[Kate]

I love that we are. That's what we're supposed to do. So yeah, he has. Sean has create, was a creator and is the host of Hot Ones. And he's a creator of some of the spin off shows too. Or all of them. They own the company. It was owned by BuzzFeed until 2024, which I didn't know. And then Evans bought it with his co creator along with the Good mythical Morning guys and the pod Save America.

[Harley]

The Good Mythical Morning bros. Yeah.

[David]

Wait, it was owned by BuzzFeed?

[Harley]

Put some respect on the name.

[Kate]

It says that they, I think complex.

[Harley]

Ian and Anthony.

[Kate]

First we feed Beast.

[Harley]

Ian and Anthony.

[Kate]

Who are Ian and Anthony?

[Harley]

The guys you were just talking about.

[David]

Who did you say about it?

[Kate]

I said, no, it's not Smosh, the mythical guys link.

[Harley]

I was gonna get her busted, dude, and you blew it. Sorry.

[David]

I really.

[Kate]

Because I do not know anything about Smosh. I was like, who the are they, Anthony? So anyway, I thought that was interesting. I didn't know anything about it, you know, like who owned the. The show and all that.

[David]

But yeah, I guess also Ethan and Ne were on Hot Ones too.

[Kate]

I love that episode. It's a really good one. Check it out if you haven't. And this definitely a top 30.

[Harley]

Mine, they say is the top 10.

[Kate]

Really? Oh, I can't wait to watch it on a rainy day when we have nothing.

[Harley]

Don't watch it. We're watching it here. No one watch it. We're gonna watch.

[Kate]

Don't watch it. Watch it here. No, but watch it wherever you want.

[David]

And just everyone. Everyone goes spam. Hot Ones for After Dark episode.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, my God. No. That would never happen. We're not. We're not big. We're not big enough. Harley's big enough. But me and you.

[Harley]

Well, I was.

[Kate]

You probably do Harley again.

[David]

Harley's an eight elixir. We're like a Harley.

[Kate]

You can go.

[Harley]

I feel like I'm six elixir now.

[Kate]

No, you just did a Mr. Beast video. You could do Hot Ones.

[David]

I'm like a half an elixir.

[Kate]

You could do Hot Ones again for sure.

[Harley]

What's there to talk about? We did it.

[Kate]

This.

[David]

I don't want to bother new friends.

[Kate]

I don't want to bother them with your. With your work. Okay, so Hot Ones has inspired like all kinds of interview show formats on YouTube. Makes me think of like the Brittany Broski One Royal Court and all kinds of like, like those creative interview structures. I feel like all of them were inspired in some way by hot ones.

[David]

Right?

[Kate]

So that's Sean. Kiki Palmer, to me, is one of the funniest people alive. She's an actress and a voice actress. She was in. Nope. Hustlers. She did voices in Big Mouth and Human Resources. The. The. A adult cartoon, which I love. And she is known for multiple memes. She's just like a meme machine, including I don't know who that man Is, which is one of my faves. Here she is doing that one.

[David]

Started Nickelodeon's True Jackson VP as True JacksonVP, correct?

[Galia]

Yes, I did. I played True Jackson JacksonVP.

[David]

Would you say that True Jackson VP was a better VP than Dick Cheney?

[Kate]

What the hell is. So she's doing a lie detector test for Vanity Fair, and they pull up a picture of Dick Cheney, and she just has no idea.

[Galia]

Oh, y' all are really testing me on some stuff that I. I hate to say it. I hope I don't sound ridiculous. I don't know who this man is. I mean, he could be walking down the street. I wouldn't. I wouldn't know a thing. Sorry to this man.

[Kate]

Sorry. It's Dick Cheney. I love it so much. Sorry to this man. That was, like, a whole thing for, like, a year. A couple other ones here. She went on Celebrity Password where you try to, like, have your partner guess what you're talking about by, like, saying one word. And she was on with the woman from Community, whose name I'm blanking on right now. I gotta look it up. But here. Here they are together. This was, like, a very iconic moment.

[Galia]

Rose.

[Kate]

So the word is Titanic. Yvette Nicole Brown is her name.

[Harley]

Oh.

[Kate]

Oh. See, I don't want to get it wrong, but I think it's. She already knows it.

[Harley]

Rose.

[Kate]

Oh, my gosh, ladies.

[Galia]

You think I'm gonna get it wrong? No, you can't.

[Kate]

Okay, one more time. Rose. This so good.

[Harley]

This gets harder than you think. It's Rose.

[Kate]

It's hard. Now we're just cheating. Yeah, listen, there's a lot of black conversation happening. About to let my sister down. I'm.

[Galia]

I'm.

[Kate]

I hate myself.

[Harley]

She's kind of Mr. Beast energy. Who, Jimmy Fallon?

[Kate]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Guest]

Just say it.

[Harley]

I'm seeing that right now.

[Kate]

She got it. She got it. Oh, just her saying Rose. Rose, like that, which is basically like, now, Rose, there's room on that door. That's what I got from that.

[Harley]

Does it pass the Bechdel test, by the way?

[Kate]

Yeah, it does.

[Harley]

Titanic does.

[Kate]

Oh, I I imagine that that rose and the unsinkable Molly Brown had a conversation not talking about men, if I had to guess.

[Galia]

Do you.

[Harley]

With the Bechtel.

[Kate]

I mean, I don't use it as a litmus test for what I go to see, but I do think it's funny to see how badly a lot of movies do.

[Harley]

You know, Lord of the Rings doesn't pass the Bechtel test.

[Kate]

I know, I know, but those.

[Harley]

Those women are. Are good women. Fine. Fine women in that movie.

[Kate]

Yeah. As long as they don't talk to any other one.

[Harley]

Why don't they. Why don't they meet each other? They would have loved each other.

[Kate]

Right? That's what I'm saying. That's what I know.

[Harley]

It does pass the Bechdel test.

[Galia]

What?

[Harley]

Weird. Weird science, you know, where the two horny kids make a woman and own her.

[Kate]

It passes the Bechdel test, huh?

[Harley]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kate]

Interesting. Very interesting. Yeah. I mean, it doesn't say this movie is feminist, but it is an interesting litmus test. All right, here's another one that I love. This is from some award show.

[Galia]

I know it ain't. I know it ain't the Stallion, you

[Kate]

know, it's your girl. And someone put music over it, like, with what the chords would be. And that was like, this is the

[David]

stem that's stuck in my head, this one. Yeah.

[Galia]

I know it ain't the st. You

[Kate]

know it's your girl. So that was a big thing on. On TikTok for a long time. And then most recently, she was at in, like, this very classy Hollywood reporter interview with a bunch of other actresses, you know, talking about, like, highbrow things. Yes. And this. This woman brings up two girls, one cup. Is there a new bar on this thing? Let me restart.

[Galia]

Must be on some. Two girls, one cup.

[Kate]

What is it? Quinta tries to stop her. Y' all remember that?

[Galia]

It. We didn't know. We didn't know we being exposed.

[Kate]

We didn't know we being exposed.

[Galia]

We should have no business. They should have protected us.

[Kate]

We should watch Two girls W up. It's gone completely off the rails.

[David]

Someone in chat said Kiki has Harley energy. And especially in this clip, it 100%.

[Kate]

I just love when she first drops it. And I feel like Hannah has me energy in their reaction.

[Galia]

Two girls, one cupid.

[Kate]

What isn't so disappointed. Oh, it's so good. It's so good. So that's Kiki. She has been on hot ones four times.

[Harley]

I wonder why.

[David]

Sean's like, we got to Bring her back.

[Galia]

Back.

[Kate]

What'd you say?

[Harley]

You ever see Shiva Baby?

[Kate]

No, but I heard of it. Is it good?

[Harley]

Yeah, it's good. Everything that girl is in is good.

[Kate]

What is her name? I don't remember.

[Harley]

Rachel. Senate.

[Kate]

Senate. S, E, N, N, O, T. Right?

[Harley]

Yeah, two T's.

[Kate]

Was she in? No, I think that's somebody else. There's another girl that kind of looks like her. Okay, so like I said, Kiki has been on Hot Ones four separate times. Three times as a contest or an interviewee on Hot Ones itself. And then once she was on Hot Ones vs with Issa Rae and SZA. Also very, very funny.

[David]

The movie they made together. Incredible.

[Kate]

Was it good?

[David]

Very good.

[Kate]

I love Issa Race so much.

[David]

Just one of them days. Or just something like One of them.

[Kate]

One of Them days. Yeah, I gotta watch that.

[Galia]

That.

[Kate]

I love Issa. I miss her. I loved Insecure. All right. The first one. The first episode she was on was nine years ago. This goes back nine years.

[Galia]

Wow.

[Kate]

This is when they met.

[Galia]

Even though it's not hot to me, really, it. My body is responding.

[Guest]

You said it wasn't taking you anywhere.

[Harley]

It is.

[Kate]

It is, though, Kiki. It is, though. Kiki, look, she loves him. She thinks he's so funny. This is hilarious.

[Galia]

You guys thought you had something up your sleeves, didn't you? Yeah.

[Harley]

I have to do this every week.

[Galia]

Looks like you're.

[Kate]

I feel like he's never been this animated in an interview. I will say that.

[David]

Definitely not.

[Kate]

He keeps himself pretty chill. Usually his leaves.

[Galia]

Didn't you?

[Kate]

I have to do this every week.

[Galia]

Looks like you're up.

[Guest]

I feel like the wheels are coming off of my whole.

[Kate]

Like, my whole, you know, Cuz you're in love, dude.

[David]

Yeah.

[Kate]

You're in love with her. She's making you act goofy.

[Guest]

I mean, like, I have to do this every week.

[Kate]

It's like the best first day ever. Taking me out slowly. Your heartburn must be ridiculous.

[Guest]

Bizarre fan interaction.

[Galia]

What surprises me is when somebody is completely and utterly.

[Kate]

Watch a little bit more.

[Galia]

They're like, you know, they come to the signing or something like that. I'm like, hey, how you doing? Doing

[Kate]

girl.

[Galia]

What's good?

[Kate]

I'm so happy you here.

[Galia]

Thank you.

[Kate]

Did you enjoy the book? Just nothing. All right, so that's. That is the interview with. The very first interview with Kiki. They both grew up in different suburbs of Chicago, so they do have a lot in common in that sense. And yeah, they.

[David]

They dish whenever you get the chance.

[Kate]

I mean, the chemistry, the Chemistry is just sizzling. So here's the second time. So that was 2017. Sizzling. Oh, God. What dish.

[Harley]

Pequods.

[Kate]

Shout out. Shout out. Pequods. Shout the out.

[David]

I want pizza now.

[Kate]

Oh, I might do that tonight. All right, so the first time was 2017. This is 2021. It's a covet interview. So I don't think they're in the same place.

[Guest]

Dude.

[Harley]

Nice.

[Galia]

What?

[Kate]

I think they're in different places.

[Guest]

I see food has gotten really trendy these days. What do you think of the trend? Chelsea Barbie Taylor. Hot or not?

[Harley]

Extra smooth balls.

[Galia]

Oh, my God.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah. He came correct for. He came correct for her, bro.

[Harley]

He had the makeup department do 360 on his nose.

[Kate]

Yeah. With what? The foundation.

[David]

That beard is fake for him to look more manly.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Harley]

There's zero reflection bouncing off the top of that.

[David]

Yeah, that dome is powdered.

[Kate]

Yeah, powdered. Donut. Donut.

[Guest]

Elsie Barbie Taylor. Hot or not.

[Kate]

I don't know what that is. Oh, my God.

[Galia]

I'm such an influencer. They're finally naming things after me. Yeah.

[Guest]

And then finally I know that there's always a good Kiki and always a bad Kiki. Kiki on your shoulder, giving you advice. What is the angel saying to you right now?

[Kate]

What'd you say, Harold?

[Harley]

How does he know that she said that before?

[Kate]

I. I assume so.

[Harley]

He knows everything after they didn't hang out after their episode.

[Kate]

Oh, there's. There's a hangout coming.

[David]

Oh, don't you.

[Guest]

What is the devil saying to you?

[Galia]

The devil is saying, show them what you got and eat the whole last one of that hottest. Hot, hot Wink. The good part of me is saying, not if you don't want to be

[Kate]

and fight or later. So still cracking each other up on zoom.

[Galia]

I think I'm gonna go with the bad Kiki.

[Guest]

Oh, bad Kiki, Bad Sean. Closing out.

[Kate]

So amped up. He's never like this.

[David]

Look at this. He's such a dork around her.

[Kate]

I know. It's cute.

[David]

He's so poised normally, and he's.

[Kate]

I know. He's like. Yeah, he's showing off. Off Harley. What were you saying?

[David]

He was not flirting like this to Harley.

[Harley]

Yes, he was. I forget.

[Kate]

You forget. Okay, cool. Push a button, please.

[Guest]

Another go round with the wings of death.

[Kate]

All right, so that's. That's. That. That's the 2021 interview.

[David]

The post nut clarity of eating that whole wing.

[Kate]

Seeing the. She's seeing her future. And it's fire. All right, so that was 20, 21. Two years later. Two years later. Yep. He goes on Sean Evans goes on Chicken shop date. And this clip was going around the world for a while. Okay. Two years later on a guest.

[Galia]

Have you ever had a crush on a guest?

[David]

Yeah. Okay.

[Kate]

Yeah. Look at the twinkle in his eye. Yeah. Immediately thinking about her. Okay. Yeah.

[Guest]

You want to guess who's a guess we've shared?

[Kate]

I'll give you what. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Galia]

Okay.

[Kate]

Jennifer Lawrence.

[Guest]

No.

[Kate]

Jack Harlow.

[David]

The immediate.

[Guest]

Absolutely not what I was thinking, but a charming man.

[Kate]

Rosalia.

[Guest]

You know what? Her music moves me.

[Kate]

She's incredible.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Kiki Palmer.

[Kate]

Kiki Palmer. Yeah. Her music moves me.

[Harley]

Just to sincerely say that, be like, oh, no, but I do want to

[David]

say that's just so sincerely.

[Kate]

Yeah. He's a very earnest guy, right? He's a very earnest.

[David]

He's like, would.

[Kate]

But no, actually, Kiki Palmer. I can't believe this.

[Guest]

You know what? Her music moves me.

[Kate]

She's incredible.

[Harley]

Yeah. Kiki Palmer.

[Kate]

Kiki Palmer.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Guest]

Yeah, yeah. Very, very charming. Very charming. Very charming.

[Kate]

That is a good one.

[Guest]

Who do you think our guests like better?

[Kate]

Okay, so he says publicly that he has a crush on Kiki. In response, Kiki says to People magazine a year later, like, this is just like. You know what? It's kind of like heated rivalry, where it's like over tons of years.

[Harley]

They were night one. This is like Jim and Pam.

[Kate]

Oh, you think?

[Harley]

I'm like.

[David]

I'm like, wait.

[Harley]

I'm like, waiting. Well, no heated rivalry. They right away way.

[Kate]

That's true, too.

[Harley]

And it just kind of Jim and Pam. This is like publicly for the gas station and the rain shot.

[Kate]

Oh, my God. We should watch the Office together. I love that show. Okay, so he says, what'd you say In August? Yeah. At Ethan's house.

[Harley]

Yes.

[Kate]

We're not going to work. We're just gonna watch the office.

[Galia]

Bye.

[Kate]

Have fun. Okay, so Kiki responded in People magazine in August of 2024. A year later, she says she was living for his interview on Chicken Shop Date. And she says not to say that I was surprised or I wasn't surprised, but when I heard it and people were sending it to me, I was like, I knew the vibes were vibing. She does that. Feels like she was feeling it, too, right? Feels like she was feeling it, too.

[Harley]

They feel like two people in class that you. Everyone knows of and likes, and when it happens, they're all like, like, oh, yeah, that makes sense.

[Kate]

Yeah. And you're like, oh, my God, that's. That's the best news because I. I remember. Seriously.

[David]

I don't remember when exactly, but there was, like, a time where it was announced who Sean was dating, and it was like some. Someone in, like, the adult entertainment. And, like, right after it dropped, I guess they, like, split. I don't know. It was very. It was very weird.

[Kate]

Interesting. Who was it?

[David]

I don't remember who, but it was like. Like, these two are dating, and then, like. Like two weeks later.

[Harley]

Come down, David. You know the name. You know the link off Sean Evans. Play with us, David.

[David]

Don't look at me.

[Harley]

Look at yourself. David.

[David]

No, because I don't know what it is.

[Kate]

Melissa. Melissa Stratton. Never heard of her.

[David]

Harley has.

[Harley]

You're not cranking hog enough.

[Kate]

They broke up on Valentine's Day.

[David]

Oh, yikes, Sean.

[Kate]

Yikes, yikes. I mean, I don't know how real that is.

[David]

Also crazy that Gordon Ramsay was in the back of the photo when this was.

[Kate]

Shout out. Shout out. Shout out. Okay, so that was 2023. She answers in this article, 2025. Two years later, she comes back on First We Feast and does verses with SZA and Issa Rae and shouts out, sean, Yes, I want to give a

[Galia]

quiet but loud shout out to the one and only Sean Evans. I owe everything to you, baby.

[Kate]

Okay, so she does that little cheeky. She does that little cheeky. I love her so much. So that was the beginning of last year.

[Harley]

And that's such a thing where, like, he shows that to a buddy. His buddy's like, I hope you're ready.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Oh, I hope you're ready.

[Kate]

She is it. You better have your together. I mean, he does totally. And then she comes back. September. Is it September 2025. So. And almost end of the year, last year comes back, and this is the video gang.

[David]

Gang.

[Kate]

That again broke the Internet after everything that's been happening.

[Galia]

I think I like to say Sean, because I saw an interview where you said, like, I was your favorite guest, you know, and all this really sweet stuff, and I know.

[Kate]

He's so cute. I love this for him. I love this for him.

[Galia]

But I thought that maybe we could just have a quick smooch to see

[Kate]

if there's a spark.

[Guest]

Let's do it.

[David]

Let's do it.

[Kate]

Dude, I cannot believe they did this.

[Guest]

Wow.

[Kate]

Oh, well. I think he felt something.

[David]

Look at that face.

[Kate]

Oh, my God. That could be their wedding picture. She's in white and everything. What do you think Harley staged?

[Harley]

Always a possibility.

[David]

I mean, to be fair, they'd be like, this blew Up. We gotta. We gotta like juice it.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

It could be staged and also coming from a true place. Place.

[Kate]

Yeah, that's true. Like, we want to do it anyway.

[David]

Or maybe she's like, I'm not into it at all, but let's make another viral moment.

[Kate]

Yeah, I. That's such pressure to kiss on camera. Oh, my God.

[Harley]

Well, not for David and I as actors.

[Kate]

Have you guys made out with people on camera?

[David]

I've had to kiss someone twice on camera.

[Kate]

Is it weird? Is it a weird thing?

[David]

Yeah, it's not like it's.

[Harley]

Yeah. It's just because they were a boy and he hadn't done that in real life yet for Life is strange too.

[Kate]

He said they were. It was a boy.

[Galia]

Yeah.

[Kate]

They make you kiss for voice work. Yeah, they definitely do.

[David]

One of them was actually like a longtime friend and we got booked on the same thing, so that was the weirder one for sure.

[Harley]

That's a very difficult exercise.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Think about that with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, because Allison Hannigan and Seth Rogen. Not Seth Rogen. Seth Green were friends for like, you know.

[David]

Seth Rogen from Buffy.

[Kate]

Yeah, Seth Rogen from Buffy. But Allison Hannigan and Seth Green were. Were like child actors together. And then they had to have like a very intimate, like, sexual relationship on this show with the producer on the. Had to be a lot.

[Harley]

What?

[David]

Yeah, I never did anything more like, than kissing on screen, which is like. I don't know, it's whatever. Tickling.

[Harley]

I never got freaked off.

[Kate]

You never blocked. You never blocked anyone?

[David]

No, there was like a.

[Harley]

Deep enough to get to the. At the end of the.

[David]

In 4K, there was like a shower scene that I had to do, but it was like a five second like, like it was just. Just trucking over and it was like kind of in the background, but it was like. I mean, the whole point of it

[Harley]

is they were like, we have these skin colored undergarments for you guys to wear to feel. And you were like, that's unnecessary.

[Kate]

I'm going hog out.

[Harley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

Welcome to Hog Mountain.

[David]

No, but like the. The whole process, or at least the process that's supposed to happen is you have an intimacy coordinator and everything is like choreographed. So there's never.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[David]

Any sort of improvisation that happens where someone doesn't feel like they consented to something happening, essentially.

[Kate]

Oh, okay. Gotcha.

[Harley]

So I'm Meisner trained, so we like to improv on the spot.

[Kate]

I'm just out here choking women, just pulling hair.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Harley]

I will say just because I Start the car. K doesn't mean you can through the crowd.

[Kate]

But it's my favorite part. I will say we thought that Sean had a beautiful bald head last time her hair is laid.

[Harley]

I thought.

[Kate]

I thought lace where she came with the Ariana top pony. She went back to red, which she had the first time that they metein.

[Harley]

Am I right?

[Kate]

Beautiful dress. Bodycon dress. I mean, that's gorgeous. Gorgeous, right? I think she brought it especially for him. I think she brought it especially. Look at his face. Okay, so then that was 20, 25, September. Nothing happens. And then two weeks ago, Sean goes on Kiki's podcast and she introduces him, you know, going. Going with the meme as her potential future suitor. And then they have this conversation about his crushes growing up. And I. I just died with this celebrity crush.

[Guest]

Growing up.

[Kate]

Ooh.

[Guest]

Growing up was TLC from all of them.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Guest]

Hold on.

[Galia]

Crazy.

[Guest]

Crazy sexy and cool celebrity crush going up. My first one ever was Left Eye from tlc.

[Harley]

Okay. That says everything we need of the three.

[Kate]

Of the three.

[Guest]

And I remember tlc, his future girlfriend

[Harley]

in the wnba if this doesn't work out.

[Kate]

But I feel like of the three in tlc, Kiki is the most left eye coded. Right?

[Harley]

I've heard everything I need to hear.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah. Like, they have the same kind of like, like voice and the same kind of, like, energy and confidence. I. This is not surprising looking dressed like

[Harley]

left ey right now.

[Kate]

Yeah, she kind of is. Yeah.

[Guest]

Hold on.

[Galia]

Crazy. No, no.

[Guest]

Celebrity crush going up. My first one ever was Left Eye from tlc. And I remember at one point on the topic of tv, there was this episode of Living Single right where the. Where TLC would have you was watching Living Sync.

[Kate]

Yeah, she's very impressed.

[Guest]

That was.

[Galia]

Yes.

[Guest]

I thought I was watching New York Undercover after Living Single when I was in, like, third grade.

[Harley]

By the way, Queen Latifah.

[Kate]

Oh, my God, I love Living Single. Dude, Living Single was so good. Single. Oh, in a kind of world.

[Harley]

I'm glad I got my girls. Keep your head up. Keep your head up. I got my heart to my left. Am I right?

[Kate]

Was that Queen Latifah rapping?

[Harley]

I haven't thought. Yeah, I haven't thought of that show. Brian Forever.

[Kate]

I rewatched it recently. It holds up. It's so good.

[Harley]

Crazy Queen Latifah.

[David]

Sick.

[Kate]

It inspired friends.

[Harley]

Really?

[Kate]

Yep. Living Single came first.

[Harley]

I don't believe it.

[Kate]

Dude, I loved that show. I loved that show. But this was. This is the cameo that TLC did and this is left. I hear if you've never seen her, first of all, RIP, she died in a plane crash, right. I never remember if it was plane or car between her and Aaliyah, but that's Left Eye. She was like the rapper of the group. I loved her too. And she just. It's. It's Kiki energy, man. That is absolute Kiki energy. So I know that Kiki was like, oh, this guy really likes me. But listen to what she says here.

[Guest]

A precocious kid. MTV kid.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Guest]

And I remember there is this episode where he's having these like fantasy dreams. And in these dreams, TLC is appearing in the episode. And I remember seeing Left Eye and like just something happening to me, like my heart dropping and like, you know, just like a thing just happening to me.

[Kate]

And like, like he's sitting at home in this like super white Chicago suburb watching Little Living Single. And she just left. Ey just changed his life.

[Guest]

Walking up to my dad and being like, is it possible for someone who's my age now to grow up and look exactly like someone who's a grown up now? Like, cuz I was like, I know I'm too young for left eye, but is it possible that there's like a left eye to be out there who's well, like 2.0 into a left eye? Like, I remember he was just reading the paper. I'll never forget this. He just dropped the paper, looked at me and goes, goes. Not exactly alike, but pretty similar. Then just went back.

[Kate]

He's like, where can I find a left eye when I'm big?

[Guest]

Remember that?

[Galia]

It was just such a genuine reply

[Kate]

from your dad, which I really love.

[Guest]

He was just meeting me like, yeah.

[Galia]

I remember when I watched Karate Kid and I asked my mom, where is that man now? She was like, 40. I'm like, damn.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Guest]

That's just not a reality that I wanted to face.

[Galia]

Yeah, I played Chili in a TLC movie.

[Guest]

I know you did.

[Kate]

And no, you did. Close enough.

[Guest]

Close enough. Absolutely close enough.

[Kate]

Oh, he's trying to her. He's trying to.

[Harley]

Her music videos were crazy back then.

[Kate]

Oh, they were so good. Don't go.

[Harley]

You like, didn't get each one. Did not get enough screen time. You wanted to. Like, you didn't get to look at your favorite artists enough back then. There wasn't fan cam focus.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

No concerts and stuff.

[Kate]

You had to catch it on.

[Harley]

Yeah, whatever. Yeah.

[Kate]

Or making the video or whatever. But yeah, you didn't get enough. But I just remember like, creep. They had the. The, like, silk pajamas. That was really sick. And then waterfalls. They had, like, the. The water. People doing this in front of the waterfall. My friends and I, like, learned the dance. No, Scrubs was good. That's a long ass song. If you listen back, back. They do the I don't want no scrubs a lot at the edge. They could have cut some of those. David don't know about this.

[Harley]

Whatever.

[Kate]

Young buck. All right, so, yeah, she's just, like, close enough. So they're. They're really feeding into it at this point. And then they talked about their favorite place to go on a date.

[Harley]

David, you playing Fortnite over there? No, I'm lock in. Dude, we're talking about legendary black women right now.

[David]

Dude, I am. I am so locked in, you don't even know.

[Harley]

Good, good, good, good, good.

[Kate]

All right, after this, you got to go watch. You have to go watch. Set it off with Queen Latifah after this.

[David]

Okay.

[Galia]

Favorite place to go for a romantic date.

[Harley]

Ooh.

[Guest]

You know, I'm a food guy. You know, like, I'm a restaurant guy. There's. I like. I like the taste of, like, oysters or, like, caviar and, like, champagne.

[Kate]

Oh, I bet you do. He's trying to. He's trying to. Yeah, exactly. He's like, let's go.

[Harley]

It's nothing.

[Kate]

He wants to spoil her.

[Harley]

Nothing for me.

[Kate]

Come on.

[Galia]

Sounds nice and rich.

[Guest]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

She wants it.

[Ethan]

Please.

[Guest]

Tori kind of feel to. Yeah, a little truffle

[Galia]

bone.

[Harley]

Mean.

[Kate]

Yeah, he knows. He knows what? She likes those things. Yeah.

[Guest]

And, like, romantic. I'm like, I think maybe I just want to eat or something.

[David]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Yeah.

[Galia]

It's so funny. One of my favorite restaurants in Chicago is this restaurant called Alenia.

[Kate]

Have you ever been pe. But look, they both love the restaurant.

[Galia]

Yeah.

[Kate]

My favorite place is peat funny.

[Galia]

One of my favorite restaurants in Chicago is this restaurant called Alinea. Have you ever been.

[Guest]

Of course I've been to a. Oh, my gosh.

[Galia]

I. I love deconstructed, like, food in,

[Guest]

like, dinner is theater and all of the. Yep.

[Harley]

I want to know how expensive it is. It might have been a little litmus. A little. No, a little litmus test by her being like, oh, really fancy stuff. You like this fancy Alinea?

[Kate]

A L I, N E A. Why do I feel like I've looked this up before? Let me look at their menu. They have a menu on here?

[David]

Michelin starred.

[Kate]

Oh, for sure.

[Harley]

Oh, I mean, look at this food.

[Kate]

Look at this food.

[David]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

I'm sorry. I Think it looks terrible. Look at this. I don't really need to deconstruct it

[David]

and make it try and look like food again.

[Harley]

Yeah, that's like, oh, I put chocolate on your hands. Now lick your fingers.

[Kate]

Now lick your fingers. Of course they don't have a menu. They're like. Like, we tell you what to eat. Also, why are we in a basement? That's what that feels like. But anyway, apparently this is a very fancy restaurant. Oh, we're doing. We're doing molecular gastronomy. Okay. That's what we're doing.

[David]

Just about to look magical. Deep seek. They cost between 375 to 495 per person.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, look at that. Tons of money. Symbols.

[David]

Yeah, it's one of those, like, prefix menus. Every week the menus dead different.

[Kate]

Yeah, like the sh. Like in the bear, Right?

[David]

Exactly.

[Kate]

That's that kind of thing. Shout out. Stressful, though. God.

[Harley]

Shout out John Bernthal. Shout out John Bernthal.

[Kate]

Yeah. John Benth, who I always think is Ike Barinholtz. Whenever you bring him up, like, doesn't he have a brother? And you're like, no. I'm like, oh, yeah.

[Galia]

I love murder mystery dinners as well. Me too. Very cool stuff. Just telling you.

[Kate]

I'm taking notes.

[Galia]

What is one thing that you want?

[Kate]

Evans has some swag. He always seems so.

[Harley]

He's a millionaire.

[Kate]

He seems, like, socially awkward sometimes in his interviews. He is. He is smooth here. He's smooth.

[Galia]

Can obsess over.

[Kate]

All right, so that's that bit of it. And then they discuss the infamous kiss together. Discuss Zekis.

[David]

So this is herpes.

[Guest]

You know, like, sometimes.

[Kate]

This is her. Yeah, he is on.

[David]

Okay, there. I wonder. Let me check that sign behind.

[Kate]

Yeah, baby, this is Kiki Palmer.

[David]

I wasn't locked in.

[Galia]

Really good. That's what I'm telling you. Like the. The vibe that. I do think that's why it's so special. Whenever we did the hot ones, whenever we talking and hanging out and people are always gagging about it because we do. It's like we both being like. Which is dancing. What was the re. The feedback you got when people saw us kiss?

[Kate]

Oh, my God. Just already, right? I feel like you gotta have sex once if it's this good back and forth, right?

[Harley]

I mean, if they seem to be

[Kate]

vibing, you know what level people are

[Harley]

after James Joyce's letters. Like, who knows? He. People just be like, I just want to taste your ass.

[Kate]

Like, freak.

[Galia]

That's all.

[Harley]

I want to sniff and taste your ass farts out.

[Kate]

Of your butt.

[Harley]

I want to sniff and taste your. I want you to hit me.

[Kate]

Yeah. Oh, Sean, please don't be weird. Please don't be weird.

[Harley]

Sean, let him.

[David]

Don't kid.

[Harley]

Shame him. He's not being weird. I know, but I don't want him

[Kate]

to scare her away or vice versa. I just want them to be together.

[Harley]

Like, if she loves him, she would have a kick with that. She'd figure it out.

[Kate]

That's true. She'd figure it out. Yeah.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

She's resilient like that.

[Guest]

I just got a lot of, like. That's my dog, you know, Like.

[Ethan]

Like that.

[Guest]

Just a lot of it, really.

[Kate]

I always. I don't know what it did for

[Guest]

you, but it was great.

[Kate]

It was great for me as well.

[Galia]

I mean, the comp. First of all, they're gonna be ready for this because they, like, just want to see us together all the time.

[Guest]

Right?

[Galia]

Right.

[Guest]

Well, I always think that. I think that sometimes we could never go broke because ultimately we could just. We could just do, like, this is my dream for when we get.

[Galia]

Get.

[Guest]

We're old New Yorkers as we do the. We do the coffee mug, coffee table, like morning shows, you know.

[Galia]

Oh, my God.

[Guest]

This is.

[Harley]

This is.

[Guest]

This is the thing.

[Kate]

We're sunny as.

[David]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

No, but we want you to stay together forever and not hit a tree. Yeah. Shout out. Shout out. Mayor Sunny Bono. Palm Springs Airport is named after him.

[Guest]

Mark and Kelly now.

[Galia]

Oh, my.

[Kate]

All right. So they. They want to, you know, ride off into the sunset together. They also talked about. This is like an extra they did for social during that visit. They talked about him having a crush on her. So we had all kinds of. For them.

[Guest]

Will you kiss me?

[Galia]

I need to be thirsty, honey. Thirsty like I'm about to be after. These

[Guest]

are first stop. And it's fun to look back because we're such babies in the cliff.

[Galia]

I know. It was the beginning. Beginning of so much more.

[Kate]

Have you ever had a crush from a guest?

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Galia]

Yeah.

[Guest]

You want to guess?

[Harley]

Kiki Palmer.

[Kate]

They've gotta be. There's something here charming.

[Galia]

Everybody sent me that. And I didn't even know that you had as much fun as I would have.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Galia]

I thought to myself, like, yeah, this is just how he is at the job. Because you always were so professional and everything, like. But I was like.

[Kate]

I will say this is like me and my wife on our first date. I was like, we just had such a good time. She's just gonna want to be my friend. She's like, no, I'M like in love with you. I was like, we just vibe. She just wants to be friends with me. So stupid.

[Galia]

So much fun. I feel like me and you.

[Guest]

I like the same wavelength. I was feeling the same exact thing.

[Kate]

They're touching legs. I'm like, oh, so it was special, you know, they're touching legs.

[Harley]

Beautiful room there.

[Kate]

I know, right?

[David]

Yeah. This is Adelinea.

[Kate]

He has the whole thing memorized. Look at them. Come on.

[Galia]

You know, I was just like, I have to show him the love.

[Guest]

It's in the turn of a phrase, though.

[Harley]

Like, I want to give a very

[Guest]

quiet but loud shout out.

[Galia]

Your friends killing me. Did you see it when it was.

[Kate]

Do you think that.

[David]

Goodness.

[Kate]

Do you think they're just friends now? Do you think maybe there was a little thing and now they're just friends?

[Harley]

Your friend?

[Kate]

That's true. That's true. Maybe they've got just like a. A standing. A standing date with each other, you know, edited literally.

[Harley]

Really interesting. He's like dating a friend of hers and they just like.

[Kate]

They're just. It. Yeah, Just like around thing.

[Harley]

And they're doing a thing. They're close. Who knows?

[Kate]

No way. No way,

[Guest]

dog.

[Kate]

You got to see the left eye thing. The left ey thing, to me, it's not made up.

[Guest]

This one's got some sweetness to it.

[Harley]

Stop it is a little convenient, somebody

[David]

like this in this game.

[Galia]

I feel that same. Hey, we care about things the same way.

[Harley]

Chili and T bars.

[Kate]

Who?

[Harley]

I'm not saying I don't believe it. It chili, but could same. Well, the way it works is you have your. Your main. So Chili would be my main. And then you always have a bias. Okay, Your second. You got to choose a second.

[Kate]

Who's your second?

[Harley]

I see. Like, I'm sure if I went back, it would be left eye now, but at the time, T boz was very sexual for like 1999.

[Kate]

She was like.

[Harley]

The energy was just like. I was like, there's a lot coming off.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Even me at full evolution. Full grown will not be enough for that.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, that's true. I will never. I will never hit that. Yeah, that's true. No, I think left eye was always my. My second. I didn't like T boss's haircuts for some reason, which is interesting.

[Harley]

She did. She was always doing. Taking, taking risks.

[Kate]

Yeah, there were a lot of, like, bowl cut adjacent things. I love left eye. She burned down a man's house before she died, and we love that for her. Shout out. Turn on the tv. Lisa Burn down the building. I love that.

[Guest]

Yeah, entertainment.

[Kate]

All right, so now they're just yap, yap, yapping. Okay, so then this was another moment from their interview where for some reason they played Twister. And I wonder why. I know they're just really baiting us. What's like the opposite of queer baiting when it's straight baiting? Is there a word for it? Because people do this with. With gay all the time on TV and movies or in TV and movies where they'll make it look like there's going to be some gay, so then all the gay people watch, and then there never is any. So this is very much straight baiting. I don't know what the name would be, though. So this is. This is. I believe it's Kiki's mom talking. Or maybe like someone who knows her. Like a friend, an old friend, or someone.

[Ethan]

I couldn't.

[Kate]

Couldn't figure out who it was at first.

[Galia]

I'm gonna say, Sean, you're from Crystal Lake.

[David]

Yeah.

[Galia]

And we grew up in Robbins. This is such a great moment for me.

[Kate]

Yeah, maybe it's her older sister.

[Galia]

And when I was growing up, a kid from Crystal Lake wouldn't have been seen with a kid from Robbins.

[Kate]

Aww, damn. Is Crystal Lake where the rich folks was? That's where they are. Look at them.

[David]

Wow, look at that. Look at where the hand's still there in the back.

[Kate]

Saw it. I just saw yo.

[Harley]

Yeah, but even this with a Michael Jackson impersonator. It doesn't mean that much.

[Kate]

No, but they're not. There's no need for his arm to be there right now.

[David]

And I feel like every time she laughs in a moment with him, she's also grabbing him.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, she like, collapses into him. That's such a body language thing. Where did I learn? That is like some psychology class. Like, if you. You can see who people like and respect the most by who they look at. When they start laughing, it's like a human thing where they want to share their laugh with the person they like favor in the room. Pretty interesting. Keep an eye on it.

[Galia]

I gotta take my ass to Crystal.

[Kate]

What are you doing back there, Sean?

[Harley]

Trying to sneak a fart out, it looks like.

[Kate]

Stop it.

[Galia]

But this is great.

[Kate]

This is how life should be. The guy from Crystal Lake should be sitting next to the girl from Robins.

[David]

That's right.

[Kate]

In their own house. Oh, that is her mom. Okay, that is her mom.

[Galia]

Shout out to Mr. And Mrs. Evans.

[Guest]

Oh, I thought you were talking about us.

[Kate]

I thought you were talking about us. Mr. And Mrs. Evans, y' all hit me down quick. Look how another girl like this love you so much. Oh, my God.

[Harley]

Wait, you don't know what you love you.

[Kate]

I didn't watch the very end. I just watched them cackle about it. I didn't realize there was like a. A close moment there. Now that was good. Y' all hit the damn quick.

[Galia]

Yes.

[Kate]

Whoa. Look at this.

[David]

Whoa.

[Kate]

Look how kiss are so bad.

[David]

Look at how close they are.

[Kate]

Let's slow mo it and let's just see here. I need. I need this. Shut up, David. I need this.

[Harley]

Shut up, David.

[Kate]

All right, David.

[Harley]

No. David.

[Kate]

All right, so that was. So that was the podcast, right? And that was two weeks ago. Last week, Kiki goes to People magazine. Shut the up. Everything on here. Kiki goes. Oh, my God. So many ads to People magazine. And said she is more open to love three years after her split from Darius Jackson, but doesn't feel pressure to find it. So she is all of a sudden feeling more open to love, which we love for her.

[Harley]

Well, I mean, if they were interested, they would have done it, right?

[Kate]

No, not necessarily. Maybe.

[Galia]

What do you mean?

[Harley]

I feel like I've seen each other so many times now. It's like I feel like he would have just done it now. It's like she was in a relationship. I feel like we're. I feel like I was passing notes between them in class and I was like, oh, some might be going down. And that was in. In September. Now it's June and I'm like, you guys figure it out. Not passing your notes around, Anything.

[Kate]

Yeah, either. Either or. Get off.

[Harley]

You guys.

[Kate]

The moving robot pot.

[Galia]

Yeah.

[Harley]

You talk to each other more than you talk to me. Why am I here? To pass notes around.

[David]

She also has a kid with her.

[Kate]

Yeah. Yeah. So I think she was in a complicated situation. And now three. Three years later, she's like getting her groove back. And that was on June 10th. And then. Drum roll, please. This was what, three, four days ago?

[David]

I have a drum roll?

[Kate]

No. Oh, I don't know. Do you?

[Harley]

No. You have Hyper Fart extended. That's all.

[David]

Yeah. No, I don't have it.

[Kate]

We don't need that. That's okay. Because.

[David]

Drum roll.

[Kate]

Four days ago.

[David]

It's kind of like a drum.

[Kate]

Thank you. That was good. Yeah. Three days after she gave that interview or after it was published, she is seen. Dumas post that she was seen at a candle lit restaurant with the hot wings guy in New York where they talked about being. Having. Sharing an intimate conversation.

[David]

Wow. Honestly, Sean kind of got cooked here. Kiki Palmer and hot wings, man.

[Kate]

I know, I know. But someone who recognized her and not him. Him. So that's. I mean, that's the latest. They are. They appear to be out. I mean, obviously they're in Brooklyn. It could just be a friendly catch up. They might be planning some sort of a project together, but people are hoping that it's. This is her maybe just. Just feeling it out after all this time.

[Harley]

For sure. People gotta have hope.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Harley]

This time, the way things are, we gotta have hope.

[Ethan]

Hope.

[Harley]

And this is what we should definitely be directing our hope towards. These two.

[Kate]

I am holding a cam. I am holding a candle to these two.

[Harley]

I hope for nothing more in this world than these two.

[Kate]

Shut up, Harley. Let's do a poll. Let's do a poll.

[David]

Which, by the way, Chat was pointing out in that end of that clip, when they're hugging, they both say I love you to each other.

[Kate]

Huh? Huh? So is that like friend zone? Like they friend zoned each other. And it's like sometimes I think you go too far as friends and like, you can't get out of it. You know what I mean? It's like there, but the timing's not right, and then the timing's not right again and again. And then when you're both single, it's like, we're friends now. Like, it's just too. It's too tough. But as Taylor Swift says, ruin the friendship, ruin the friendship. Kiki, lock this man down. Let him feed you caviar and champagne.

[David]

Yeah, he wants to take you to crazy restaurants.

[Kate]

Weird ass restaurants. Come on. Come on, Kiki. So, okay, for the. For the poll, let's say, what should we say? Because I want to know if people think they already dated or maybe we just go, are they. Are they into each other? But we know that, boys. Well, but do we? Harley doesn't seem fully convinced. How about, should Kiki and Sean date? Yes.

[David]

No, I'm pretty sure everyone's gonna. Okay.

[Kate]

I just want to know. Maybe people are gonna say no. Taylor Swift has a lot of X's. So do I. Everyone has a lot of X's. You get to a certain age and you've got a lot of bodies piled up as you should call.

[David]

He said, Kate just wants to see. Yes. Oh, look at that, 94.

[Kate]

Yes. Hell yeah. Well, that's. That's the show. There's still a bunch of. But it's 9:15 and we gotta get.

[David]

I had some Instagram reels Put in there. But just like normal Friday just kind of gets pushed, you know, to the end, so.

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[Saikuno]

And some of them were really funny.

[Galia]

Harley.

[Kate]

Look how curly our hairs are today. Look at these. Shirley Temple. All right, let's read some soupies, girlies.

[David]

Thank you to everyone for all of your generous soupies. Right off the bat, Rosie Hayes says hi. Ad fam. Harley's tribute to Oliver this morning made me cry over my breakfast. Loved it.

[Kate]

Oh, I know. It was wonderful for Harley. I'm glad that you did that little song. I caught that, too. That was very sweet. Harley, what's going on?

[Galia]

Are you.

[David]

Are you at your word quota? He's muted.

[Harley]

Start it over again.

[David]

Start what over again?

[Kate]

This. The whole show.

[Harley]

The. No, the. Just the Sean Evans.

[Kate]

The soupy chat part. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where did you go? Mentally, spiritually?

[David]

Shambhala.

[Kate]

Feels like he was astral projecting somewhere else. Anyway, next up,

[David]

who is Jai said glad to see gay hatless Harley today.

[Kate]

Shout out. Oh, there he is.

[Harley]

Bye.

[David]

Shout out.

[Galia]

It's me,

[Kate]

little Harley. This is what he was working on. This is how I am now. Isn't that cool? It's so cool. You, you, you, you, you. Is your window closed? Don't scare your neighbors. Just walks away. Oh, my God. All right, keep going.

[David]

All right. Taya Treglown said. Crazy to hear that my hometown mention. It's crazy to hear my hometown mentioned in yesterday's app. Would love to hear Kate's thoughts on Angelini's controversy. Shout out. Ona and lacrosse. Beautiful place. Aside from this situation. Shout out.

[Kate]

Oh, I. I mean, it's on the list of potential either deep dives or episode things. Stay tuned. I didn't sanction anything. What's on the docket for a deep dive?

[Galia]

I didn't sanction anything.

[Kate]

Well, it might be a deep dive, but it also just might be like a segment I want to do. I'll be the one do. Oh, I decide what the segments will be. You're the boss now. I've always been the boss. Are you gonna put together a doc every week? Every day? The help of David.

[Galia]

I will.

[Harley]

Okay.

[Kate]

I feel like I'm talking to a muppet because there's nobody here. Ain't that right, David?

[David]

Yeah, that's right.

[Kate]

I've assumed control. This is what he was working on. It's a.

[David]

He was quiet for the last ten.

[Kate]

What's going on? Did something happen?

[Harley]

Was it coming through? Was it coming through Crackly still.

[David]

No, that was. That one was really good. That one was really good.

[Kate]

Fantastic. Now, you need a deep voice for when you're really big.

[David]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Meow, meow.

[Guest]

No.

[Harley]

Meow,

[Ethan]

meow.

[Kate]

Oh, people liked my bit. People liked my bit. David likes my bit. David, you want to come bounce on my bed? Oh, my God.

[David]

I don't like this.

[Harley]

You don't like that?

[Kate]

How do you have a voice changer? I want a voice changer.

[David]

I want one, too.

[Harley]

Send you all the information.

[David]

Okay, Send it to me, too. I want it.

[Harley]

Yeah, yeah. We're just gonna do, like, episodes is like Trump and Biden.

[Kate]

Yeah. Let's make a show completely unwatchable. Get ready for after break. We're tanking this thing.

[David]

Launching this thing off a cliff.

[Kate]

It's like, well, this is funny. And then we just kill the bit. We just kill it.

[Harley]

We gotta film a documentary so that we can drop it. Being like, how we killed this everything.

[Kate]

How we torpedoed. Yeah.

[David]

Sea of Thieves 39. Sea of Thieves 39 can fit in that fat cap. Formerly YouTube handle. But also, you all are the best. Thank you, David, for doing everything. Thanks, man. I really am the most important person.

[Kate]

David does everything okay. When you're the bear, it comes through. Crackly.

[David]

Yeah. Whatever you're doing right now.

[Kate]

Or it's that. Or it's that voice. What if I'm small? Is it still crackling? No, that sounds. Sounds good. That's so weird. Hey, can you put me on there?

[David]

Put you in where?

[Kate]

My voice.

[Ethan]

David.

[Kate]

David, did you just slap my fat back from the back? They take him down. David, did you just slap my fat cap from the back?

[Galia]

David.

[Kate]

David bad. David bad. Wow, David, I didn't know you were bad.

[David]

I hate this so much.

[Kate]

You're like ned Palmer. You're H3. H3's Ned Bomber. You're a bad boy. Are you a bad boy? David, are you bad boy? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. David.

[Guest]

Oh,

[Kate]

Good job, Harley. That was fun. Oh, all right. Do a couple more. We do a couple more, then we gotta get out of here.

[David]

Get out of here.

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[David]

Been there, done splat. Said I turned 30 today and I'm 99. Sure. I'm getting engaged to my longtime partner on Friday. Boomer alert. Shout out, Happy birthday and early congratulations.

[Kate]

Yeah, that would suck. If you're wrong. That would suck. What?

[Harley]

What a show off.

[Kate]

Hey, doing a lot of things. Turning 30, getting engaged. Think you're better than us?

[Harley]

Slow down, pal.

[Kate]

God, it's no rush.

[Harley]

Hello to this Jack.

[Kate]

That's my brother. Anytime I would get a. I Would get a girlfriend and just like, be like, hey, I got a girlfriend. And be like, like, you need to slow down. Like, he hated talking about. I'm like, what the. He's like, you sound crazy. You need to slow down.

[Harley]

Pass him my bid. I, I, My bit is, I always say people need closure when they're talking about any past relationship. I'm always like, oh, you need closure?

[Kate]

Yeah, you've done it to me.

[Harley]

I did it to you for, like, half an episode.

[Kate]

No, it was great about my high school. My high school ex who was the T Down bicycle. Yeah, yeah. The region as a lesbian.

[David]

Yeah.

[Harley]

Pass that along to Duncan.

[Kate]

Oh, to Duncan.

[Harley]

Is that his name?

[David]

Hey, shout out.

[Kate]

My brother's name is not Duncan.

[Harley]

Oh, that's the friend group you had.

[Kate]

Oh, the Duncan people.

[David]

The Duncan D's.

[Harley]

Oh, yeah, we shouldn't do that.

[Kate]

Yeah, tell me your brother's name.

[David]

Hey, shout out to. Good for sending 10 podcast gift memberships.

[Harley]

Thank you, thank you,

[Kate]

thank you.

[David]

Marissa. Autumn said, starting pediatric residency next week, so thank God you'll be on vacay because I would be so distracted. Love you guys, though, and miss you so much. We'll miss you too. We're gonna miss all you guys.

[Kate]

Thank you for your service in the pediatrics.

[David]

Yes. Bronkman said. Are you all still doing fan Art Friday? Also, love the queer rep on the show. Not you, Kate. I mean, Gay Harley from the future.

[Kate]

Oh, look, he's here, right? Yeah, there he is. Or that's someone else.

[David]

Is my voice cracked? I'm like this. No, it's good. By the way, you should just tell him it is Papa Molly wants. Why it is crackling.

[Kate]

No, it's not. It's not. David.

[David]

What?

[Kate]

You want to come?

[Harley]

You want to come?

[David]

You want to come out on my video?

[Kate]

On my be right now. Hello? David.

[David]

David, you want to.

[Kate]

David, do you want. He's doing it again. I don't know. I don't know what the next step is. Like, he did the classes.

[Harley]

David, you want to come bounce on

[Kate]

my big red knob? Yeah, I've been documenting it like you said. I'm workshopping. What are you talking to on the phone?

[David]

Tell them we're doing a bill where we're shopping.

[Harley]

I just workshopping.

[Kate]

We're allowed to workshop wherever we want. Just letting this happen. Just like David goes home and he cries. Like he told me he cries. He's being sexually harassed.

[David]

Yeah, I will him.

[Harley]

David, I'm going to.

[Kate]

You okay? I mean, I'll just.

[Harley]

David, I'm going To you at the World Cup.

[Kate]

I hope this. I hope this can be David at the World Cup. Back on this. I love you. Bye. That's crazy.

[Harley]

Everyone's got to chill. David especially.

[David]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Who? Especially David.

[David]

I'm the one that needs to chill. I'm causing all this.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[David]

Said.

[Galia]

Thank you.

[David]

Your HR report has officially been submitted.

[Kate]

Thank you, Galia.

[David]

Radical 808.

[Harley]

Submit it. David, did you just say submit? Wait, the voice isn't tongue. Stop. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

[David]

I love the the SLHS NMSS flag. The Nicktoon Doug was definitely ahead of its time with making everyone all kinds of colors like blue and green. Although skeeter was kind of obvious. Jk. Jk. Lol. Love the. Love the show, guys.

[Harley]

Thank you.

[Ethan]

What?

[Harley]

Thank you. There was a lot of Davey said a lot of letters there.

[David]

I just read it. Katie Mack said we should do a poll. Should there be a firearm on the pride flag?

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, you should.

[Harley]

Did someone say Reddit?

[David]

Phil?

[Harley]

Someone say. Someone say red?

[Kate]

It read three more. David.

[David]

All right, Phil. 2018 said had to rush my girlfriend to the emergency room yesterday. The MRI scan showed she might need surgery, but she will be totally fine. Thank you guys for keeping me distracted as we awaited the result. Adults and shout. Shout out to Lekshmai Lakshmi, the only woman I ever loved.

[Kate]

Oh, I hope she's okay.

[David]

Yeah, we hope she's okay.

[Kate]

Take good care of her while she heals.

[Harley]

Yes, yes. So she's in good hands on top of it. That's great. Yep, yep. Stressful and worrisome. But you guys. Yeah, good hands.

[David]

Maz4575 said I lived in North Providence. You guys should do a little bit. You should do a little roadie day like we do at the elementary school I teach at party Pizza. Coffee, milk, Dells yacht club soda and a lesson on Roger Williams party pizza.

[Kate]

I love it so much. And Dells, it is Dell's season. Can't wait to have.

[Harley]

What is that?

[Kate]

It's frozen lemonade. Comes in a little green cup with the lemon on it. So good.

[David]

Shout out. Katie. I'm sure said Harley reading that damn story yesterday. Me up. I just clicked on the live to see damn David saying some too. Shout out from New Zealand. Yeah.

[Kate]

Hey, listen, we gave everybody lots of material for frigging later, so you're welcome.

[David]

You're welcome. Yeah, anyone named David. Have fun with that.

[Galia]

Yeah.

[David]

Kelly, Yelly. Yelly Kelly and Aaron Woodward both sent five podcast gift memberships thank you.

[Kate]

Thank you.

[David]

And finally. Hey. Hello there. High said sending Condol condolences for the ultimate. The untimely passing of Oliver Tree. Much love and Sincerest gratitude to H3 and the after hours family. Community is important and I'm grateful to be part of this one. Thank you for being here.

[Kate]

Thank you. Thank you so much.

[Harley]

I'm also grateful.

[Kate]

Me too.

[Harley]

No, but you were here. I'm new grateful. You have to. You have to.

[Galia]

I'm.

[Harley]

I'm being grateful to you. I'm being grateful to you, but you got no teeth. What is this?

[David]

What is going on?

[Kate]

What is this?

[Harley]

That's not me.

[David]

That has to be you.

[Kate]

There is not me. Literally nobody else who that would be that.

[Harley]

It's. I just don't know what that is.

[David]

Hold on.

[Harley]

And what's that?

[Kate]

Is that somebody here? No, it's. It's Harley. He just disappeared.

[David]

Tamara's with us.

[Harley]

You could actually have grow up, you, Greatness.

[Kate]

You could have grow up.

[Harley]

Verify if that was hard

[Kate]

what you say you were.

[Ethan]

No,

[Kate]

if it was a little more sexual in nature. What is this? What is this from? Look at her eating grin. If we can GR. Verify what that is. Now the first two. If we going to GR.

[Harley]

Verify exactly what that sound is.

[Kate]

Hello, Tamara, how are you? The.

[Harley]

Okay.

[Kate]

Madagascar 2. The airplane sequence. Can she not hear me?

[David]

Can you hear who? No, you can't hear us.

[Kate]

I've always enjoyed. I've always. Who is that talking mega mind? That's Harley talking Madagascar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we leave, please? I Not enough boners to not move it. Let's watch it one more time together.

[Guest]

Do you think we're gonna.

[Kate]

What if I get this episode, Clay?

[David]

Yeah, you will.

[Kate]

Yeah, you probably.

[Harley]

I played the whole audio,

[Galia]

but look

[Kate]

how many repost here just to nuke our episode.

[David]

Yeah, a lot of reposts.

[Kate]

This feels like sabotage. Tomorrow. I'm nuking it.

[Harley]

Tomorrow I'm going to say. I don't think you should do that. As the 4000 president of the United Joe Biden opposed.

[David]

But

[Harley]

as you stay.

[Kate]

I can't. I can't do this. Let's watch it one more time. Wait, no.

[Harley]

You're gonna get our clean.

[Kate]

No, she's gonna get her clean.

[Ethan]

Not our.

[Harley]

What is that exactly? Sounds like David. Sounds like David.

[Kate]

It's the interdimensional toothbrush, my boy. Wait, why ending my show?

[Guest]

Your show? I just started.

[Kate]

Play her off. Play her off.

[Galia]

Off.

[Kate]

What the. Get. Get the hook.

[Guest]

Get the hook.

[Kate]

Tomorrow is our. Tomorrow's our day. Off. We need to start our fun time tonight. I like wood.

[David]

What?

[Kate]

All right, we'll see you on Friday. Bye.

[Galia]

Bye.

[Kate]

Can't wait to see Friday, babe. I'm so excited to see David Friday.

[Ethan]

God.