Huge Love Island Scandal, Connor Murphy Death Scandal - H3 Show #285

Summary

H3 Podcast #285: "The Love Island Finale Was Crazy" — July 15, 2026

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Overview

This episode of the H3 Podcast, hosted by Ethan Klein with the crew, covers a whirlwind of topics centered around reality TV chaos and the bizarre saga of YouTuber Connor Murphy's demise. The episode oscillates between comedic banter, pop culture commentary (especially on Love Island and its notorious finale), internet oddities, and a deep-dive into the underbelly of YouTube “biohacker” culture. Along the way, the crew discusses viral news, wild product tests, and delivers their signature irreverent take on the week's most absurd stories.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Podcast Banter & Set Updates

• The crew opens with playful jabs about tardiness and the new podcast set. Discussion of technical difficulties from previous streams (virus scare, network issues).
• Quote: "Sponsored by Weight Watchers and we having a H3XL experience here… we're a little bit late. But it's 100% not my fault" — Ethan (00:03)

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2. The Connor Murphy Story: From Memes to Madness to Tragedy

[02:00 - 47:00, 1:25:00 - 1:50:00]

• Background: Connor Murphy, once a YouTube prankster/bodybuilder known for “shirtless in public” videos, spiraled into questionable biohacking, spirituality, and ultimately self-destructive behavior.
• Downward Spiral: Reports that Murphy injected substances—including liquid gold—believing in their supernatural effects on his skin and health.
  • Quote: "His theory was that it would make his skin glow gold and give him superpowers." — Ethan (02:20)
  • Quote: "Weeks later… he gets back on this narrative and he starts melting gold jewelry and injecting it" — Androgynous (196:51)
• Mental Decline & Death: Murphy’s mental state deteriorated sharply; after erratic behavior and altercations, he drowned in a lake near his home outside Bangkok.
• The Biohacking Scene: A breakdown of the weird “looksmaxx” and “biohacker” YouTube subculture:
  • Main figures like Dr. Tony “Huge” (not a real doctor, but a lawyer) and Leo Rex/Longevity—both close to Murphy, both with chaotic reputations and criminal allegations.
  • Repeated deaths, possible substance abuse, rumors of foul play.
• Connections & Critique: The hosts point out the self-destructive incentives of internet fame and online communities pushing boundaries for attention.
  • Quote: "Millions of people watched it happen very slowly over five, six years. No one was truly surprised that it went there, just kind of sad that it played out that way." — Harley (199:48)
• Notable Moment: The crew watches and discusses surreal clips of “biohackers” drinking urine, eating raw eggs, and extolling alleged medical benefits of bizarre self-experimentation.

Notable Quotes:

• “It’s like a cursed circle to be hanging out in there.” — Harley (194:44)
• “He was just painting on the walls of his house with gold… he was taking some substances.” — Androgynous (198:32)
• “I want to be gold and go golden Golf, baby.” — Ethan (196:02)
• “I mean, when it comes to Connor, as interesting and tragic as it is, we all literally watched it happen.” — Harley (199:48)

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3. Love Island Finale, Drama, and Dark Side of Reality TV

[2:02:00 – End (~4:32:00)]

• Season Recap: The hosts discuss why this year’s Love Island was lackluster—casting of influencers/aspiring reality stars, lack of authentic personalities, and limited alcohol that led to a bland, sanitized season.

  • Quote: "You need way crazier people than they have on this show on there" — Dan (206:15)

• UK vs. US Versions: Reflection on the wild, less polished early UK seasons: more authentic cast, on-camera sex, live proposals, and “trashy, fun” antics compared to the sterilized US production.

  • Quote: “It was more like a janky show—you hear like balls on ass… They were just banging!” — Kate (208:51)

• Dark Side: Discussion of several deaths connected to the Love Island franchise, including multiple suicides of past cast and even a producer, plus the impact of relentless social media hate on contestants.

  • Quote: “There have been six related deaths since the show began. Most widely publicized was the host of Love Island; Caroline Flack died by suicide…” — Kate (210:31)

• Wildest Story: Review of Huda, a contestant infamous for post-show stalking, suicide threats, and a restraining order, with actual evidence from legal documents and surveillance cam “stalking” footage. Crew reflects on social media’s contradictory “girlboss” embrace of toxic behavior.

  • Quote: "She like rolled under the closing garage door style... She has timed this out. She knows how long the gate stays up." — Kate (215:32)
  • Quote: "I hope you're sorry. You want me to die..." — Huda (Excerpts from court texts, [227:49] onward)

• Post-finale Opinions & Couples Recap: Dissection of finale outcomes, who deserved to win, why certain fan favorites (e.g., Sincere & Melanie) got passes for “dirtbag” behavior, and audience double standards about contestants.

  • Quote: "That dude, I can't get over this dude. This dude name is Sincere and he's the dirtiest lying scumbag dirty dog and everyone gives him a pass." — Ethan (246:07)

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4. Live Stunt: The Love Island Spray Tan Gun Test

[2:16:00 – 2:24:00]

• Ethan submits to an at-home “Love Island” officially-licensed spray tan gun ($30 at Five Below) in an elaborate “kill room” setup. The resulting tan is hilariously streaky and uneven, evoking comparisons to Oompa Loompas, Augustus Gloop, and “chocolate rivers.”
  • Quote: "This is the worst tanning machine I may have ever seen in my life. It's supposed to be even. It's not." — Ethan (220:23)
  • “He looks like Augustus Gloop just getting out of the chocolate river." — Kate (226:47)

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5. News Bits, Viral Clips & Podcast In-Jokes

• AI, Waymo & Scams: Tangent about LA’s proliferation of autonomous Waymo taxis, robot apocalypse jokes, and a recent viral incident involving a Waymo being vandalized. Miscellaneous asides: viral scams, the infamous “petrol yappers” (Ethan’s playful term for cross-talkers/troublemakers).
• Odd News: Discussion of explosive diarrhea outbreaks (caused by a produce-borne parasite), elementary teacher scandal involving leaked classroom nudes, and social media’s role in amplifying outrage.
  • “The main symptom, and I'm reading this verbatim, is loud, watery, explosive diarrhea. Loud?” — Ethan (121:41)

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6. Classic H3 Moments

• Hunting Calls Bit: Ethan debuts random animal calls (hog squealers, staghorn, “natural bone grunter”), resulting in chaos, laughter, and eventual poll over which is more obnoxious. This devolves into speculation about wildlife calls, double entendre, and silly sound effects.
• Audience Participation: Producer Dan’s tech heroics (“in the trenches fighting demons”), minor polling drama, fun digressions about dead philosophers, and recurring tangents about “funny deaths.”

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7. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (w/Timestamps)

• "Some deaths are funny." — Ethan (03:27)
• “His taint wasn’t dirty. It was just full of moles. Dark moles in dense clusters up and down the length of his taint… those just my little ladybugs.” — Kate reading Lindsey Graham sex worker story (35:01)
• “She needs psychotropic medication and she’s juggling them. Look like she about to fall over.” — Quanell X, press conference about teacher nude video (82:40)
• Ethan when looking at the spray tan result: “What the fuck is that? … Looks like I shit down my leg.” (220:19)
• On Connor Murphy: “He was found… drowned in the lake behind his house. So, you know, there was eras. I don't know if you remember. He put up videos being like, RIP Connor Murphy. Connor Murphy's last words.” — Harley (185:24)
• “My wife has a deer call and a duck call and all the other things … Is she a hunter? – Yeah, she is.” — Dan & Ethan (29:13)

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8. Additional Topics and Bits

• Spain vs Argentina World Cup game: Updates sprinkled throughout the episode as real-time score progress and off-screen crew commentary bleed in.
• Miscellaneous Digressions: Face-of-Death VHS nostalgia, US-UK culture contrasts, the “Golden Bachelor” controversy, and longing for a “bisexual or over-30 Love Island.”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Topic | Begin | Notable Segments/Quotes | |---|---|---| | Technical difficulties/new set | 00:03 | Opening banter | | Connor Murphy death & biohacker culture | 02:00 | "He was injecting gold…" (02:20), "descending into madness" (198:32) | | Love Island finale/season | 203:02 | "I think the show to die. I'm over it." (257:24) | | Reality TV death/suicides | 210:31 | “There have been six related deaths…” (210:31) | | Huda “stalker” saga | 215:32 | Surveillance cam/gate-dive (215:33); “You want me to die…” (227:49) | | Live spray tan gun demo | 217:03 | “Worst product ever, look at my hands and arms…” (223:20) | | Animal call bits | 24:29 | “We got hog squealers on deck.” (31:13) | | Lindsey Graham “ladybugs” | 35:01 | “Those just my little ladybugs.” (35:01) | | Waymo/AI bit | 53:12 | Vandalism, robo-Uber (56:07), “clankers” war jokes | | Misc. news (diarrhea, teacher scandal) | 120:48 | “main symptom is loud, watery, explosive diarrhea” (121:41) |

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Tone & Style

The episode is classic H3: irreverent, boundary-pushing, digressive. The banter alternates between crude, absurd humor (deadpan delivery of odd news, sex jokes, mock eulogies) and actual pop culture/media analysis. When addressing internet disasters and personal tragedy (Connor Murphy, reality TV suicides), there’s a balance of morbid curiosity with genuine concern.

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Conclusion

This supersized H3 episode delivers a blend of investigative YouTube commentary, unfiltered reality TV analysis, and live-action parody. Whether discussing the dangers of social media notoriety, the downward spiral of controversial creators, or the ridiculousness of “Love Island’s” sanitized drama, Ethan & co. keep the energy chaotic, self-aware, and intermittently poignant.

For listeners new or old, this episode is a crash course in the H3 approach: lampoon everyone, question everything, and never underestimate what people are willing to do for attention—on or off the island.

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“There it is. You guys are updated on Connor Murphy. He’s dead.” — Ethan (201:59)

“What a summer it’s been.” — Kate (257:22)

Transcript

[A]

Hello, everybody. Welcome back. It's nice to be here on the new set. Coming at you from July 15, 2026, it's the H3 show podcast experience. Got a heck of a show here. We're doing some tweaking here in the office, so we're a little bit late. But it's 100% not my fault Kate was late, Dan.

[B]

That's absolutely true, Dan.

[A]

And I was here waiting. I was waiting. I was waiting. I was waiting.

[C]

When you. When you came here. Who is here? Was someone already waiting?

[D]

Nobody.

[A]

Are you. Are you implying you. Because I didn't see you.

[B]

What

[C]

are you trolling? Are you trolling me right now?

[A]

I don't know, but I know I was.

[E]

I'll vouch for Arlie. He was here prompt. I opened Zoom and he was already in the waiting room. I was impressed.

[C]

Wow. I don't even want to tell Dan how long I was waiting for him.

[E]

Hey, hey, take it easy. I just had your back.

[C]

And you know what's crazy? You know it's crazy was it's because I read the time wrong. I came. I thought it was for two.

[A]

Are you here for an hour? Eh. Or you probably showed up like 45 minutes late and you ended up 205. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, it's 205.

[E]

I don't know.

[C]

I think my dad's a cuck.

[A]

No, don't say that. Or I guess that you. Who is that? Is that you? Harley? Your dad is a.

[C]

It's. It.

[F]

It's.

[C]

It's old. I was doing. I don't know. I was doing a loose bit.

[A]

Wasn't.

[C]

Wasn't good. My. My dad has never recovered. His honor.

[A]

Has he heard that?

[C]

Probably.

[A]

Damn. Well, listen, today we're sponsored by Weight Watchers and we having a H3XL experience here. The. The ad folks. Harley, Kate, bring to us a report on Connor Murphy, who is an old timey H3 meme. We made a H3 video about him a long time ago where he was like flexing on top of Chipotle all time. Classic. But he's steadily seemed to have slowly lost his mind, which culminated recently in him injecting gold. Did you know he was doing that? Hila.

[D]

No.

[A]

So he was injecting actual.

[D]

I mean, liquid gold.

[A]

Well, yeah. Right. And that was his theory. His theory was that it would make his skin glow gold and give him superpowers.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

The tricky thing about this stuff is all the people that say the things that come out of there. Unless you go to Thailand yourself and visually verify it, you Know. I don't know. I don't even know about the gold thing.

[A]

Right.

[C]

Well, I can't. I don't. I don't. I don't put it past him, but I don't know.

[A]

Well, so the result, it might. So he. He was saying at work that he was glowing and that he had superpowers and stuff, but event. But actually soon after he started injecting heavy metals into his blood, he got into altercation with the police, ran into a lake and drowned.

[B]

Like you do.

[A]

Yeah. So he's.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

So he's dead now.

[B]

So he's dead.

[C]

He is. He is.

[A]

Well, he's dead, so. Which isn't funny. But also I just. It is cuz he's such a strange weirdo and kind of a douche and obviously. And kind of a bad dude too, based on what we've seen, so.

[D]

Well, he's dead, so, you know, it's always sad. It's not funny.

[A]

I'm sad. Some deaths are funny. Some deaths are funny.

[B]

Some deaths can be funny.

[C]

Yeah, like funniest death.

[D]

Sir.

[A]

Go ahead.

[C]

Sorry, you go. No, you. It's your. I don't even know what I'm doing. It's your show.

[G]

What am I doing?

[A]

Well, I was. I didn't. I was reaching for an example in my mind. Go ahead.

[C]

It's stupid. I shouldn't.

[B]

I shouldn't.

[C]

I feel bad, but just.

[A]

Come on. This is worse.

[C]

What was it?

[B]

All right, he always does this.

[C]

So I. I didn't want to interrupt. Okay, look, what's going on?

[A]

So anyway, he drowned and some deaths are funny. Some deaths are funny.

[C]

For example, funniest ones are.

[B]

Oh, God, how am I supposed to know?

[C]

There's a delay on Zoom. I'm telling you, there's a. Del

[A]

the Mormons. Don't laugh at him. Zach, what are you doing?

[B]

Petrol yappers. Just trying to like, not cross talk and we're all like. No, please, please, please. After you. After you. I'm sorry.

[D]

I'm so sorry.

[A]

The Mormons are my fan club and I resent them laughing at Harley.

[F]

Understood.

[A]

Please. Thank you. Don't make me turn on the Mormons because I have a very high opinion of them. Anyway, Hila's here and. Yes, well, what's a funny death? I mean, there's. Think one off the top of your dome.

[D]

I. I'm not arguing for funny death. It's you.

[A]

You don't think there's such thing as a funny death?

[B]

Harley does. Harley has one.

[A]

Here, I'll. I'll Find you on.

[D]

I probably did before. I was like a mom and super emotional.

[A]

Oh, stop.

[C]

I. I had a hot take on. On funny. The funniest deaths.

[A]

Go ahead.

[C]

The unfunny ones. Can't help but laugh at those ones.

[B]

It's true.

[C]

Seriously, those get honestly best. Like the best laugh. Some of the best laughs I had was like my brother and I making fun of joking on my grandfather. Yeah. Like that. That, like, we're going to his funeral.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

You know, and it's like really unfunny and that's why it's like a good laugh. You know what I mean?

[A]

Well, I was thinking of, like, you know, even if you go back to 4, 456 BC, you know, Akilah or Achilles, he's according. No, it's not Achilles. According to ancient accounts, an eagle or a bearded vulture mistook his bald head for a rock and dropped a tortoise on it to crack the shell and he died from it. Oh, God, that's funny. Oh, wow, that's a good one. That's funny. How about Tyco Taiko Brahe? Tycho Brahe from 1601 says he refused to leave a royal banquet to use the bathroom because etiquette forebode it causing a fatal bladder rupture. So there. That is Tennessee Williams choking. Death. A playwright reportedly choked after inhaling the cap from a bottle of eye drops or nasal spray.

[B]

Jesus Christ.

[A]

That's downright silly. Hans Steininger. He's famous for having a beard over four feet long. He reportedly tripped over it while filming Fleeing a fire and broke his neck and died.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[E]

You don't even.

[C]

You don't even get burned. He. He died by broken neck. By the fire, like, outside the fire.

[A]

No, he didn't burn. Yeah, that's crazy. Bobby leach, apparently in 1926, survived over. He survived going over Niagara Falls in a barrel. That's a famous story. He did that like a hobbit. But years later, he slipped on an orange peel, injured his leg and developed complications and died.

[B]

My God.

[D]

And that was who? Bobby Lee.

[A]

Bobby Leech. And that's a real story from 1926. So, I mean, that's kind of a funny one, eh?

[B]

Multiple people did that. Like, went over Niagara Falls in a barrel. One lady did it with her cat and survived. Nuts. Why?

[A]

How many. Why are so many people. Why are they all falling off Grand Niagara Falls? It seems pretty easy to not fall down a.

[B]

No, it was on purpose. They were like. It was like a viral trend. Well, no. Yeah, on Purpose with her cat.

[A]

Did she jump or was she in a barrel or.

[B]

She was. Oh, she was in a barrel. Let me see. Niagara Falls.

[C]

That was literally six flags for them.

[B]

That's all Edison. Yeah. Annie Edison Taylor was an American school teacher and daredevil who on her 63rd birthday became the first person to survive going over Niagara. 63 women and women in STEM.

[A]

Was this a thing? Did I have a lot of people gone down Niagara Falls in a barrel?

[B]

Yeah, I mean it was like a. It was like a. A TikTok trend of like the early 1900s.

[A]

So how many people died? How many people made it?

[B]

Well, let's find out. Niagara Falls barrels for sure.

[C]

More deaths.

[B]

Oh, for sure.

[A]

Because that.

[B]

That's.

[A]

Here's. This is the last one I'm going to read. But this is funny. Jim Fix. He wrote a book called the complete book of running. He died during a heart attack on a run. Died of a heart attack on a run. Fix.

[B]

What you got?

[A]

Jimmy ain't fixing that one. All right, enough. Thank you. I've proven beyond a shadow of doubt that some deaths are funny.

[B]

Over. I will say over a dozen people went over Niagara Falls in a barrel. Numerous severe injuries and fatalities. But not all of them died. And Annie was the first one to do it.

[A]

So shout out just seems like an unnecessary risk when like half of the people have died over the past 125 years. Only about 15 to 20 people have intentionally attempted to ride over the falls. And specialized barrels. Several have died. We don't have an exact number.

[C]

But so happy that's not me

[B]

in a barrel and neither could I.

[C]

That's true.

[A]

Specialized barrel. You forgot the. This is. This hospital. This is no ordinary barrel anyway.

[C]

So the hospital has to make it. Okay.

[A]

So anyway. Did I say thank you to Weight Watchers for sponsoring us today? We got the. The Connor Murphy and then we also have the. We'll put this at the end because I don't care about it but I will obviously listen and talk and be captive. But putting at the end the. The Love island special. And I did you guys know this.

[B]

Stay tuned because he's about to care a lot about it because watch this. Guys.

[A]

Did you know this? There's a Love island spray tan gun.

[B]

Yeah. And guess where you can buy.

[C]

Fire it up.

[A]

Where do you buy this? Five below this. How much does this run? You have five below

[E]

$30.

[A]

Yeah. Maybe 25. This is one of the. One of the things that's above five. Yeah.

[E]

I was well above five.

[A]

Yeah. There. You know still well below what you'd

[E]

probably want your spray tan gun to be, though, right?

[A]

Well, we'll find out because it's got everything. It's got the light, the medium, and the dark color and aerosol. You spray it, you plug it. That's what it is.

[E]

To be clear, the medium and dark colors will not be deployed.

[A]

Not even the medium? No.

[B]

Can we do the ABS in medium?

[A]

Hold on. Show this.

[E]

Come on.

[C]

What are you scared of?

[A]

That's kind of my complexion.

[E]

No, it's not. You're definitely the one on the left.

[C]

What are you guys scared of?

[A]

Fire it up. Hold on, hold on. Yep, this is my skin color. But I want to be.

[E]

No, your skin color is not that color.

[A]

You don't think I'm this tan?

[E]

No, you're. You're not even that tan. That's the point.

[A]

What if I don't do my shoes?

[E]

You're going to do a light tan.

[A]

What if you do this one? But not on my face.

[C]

Not black.

[E]

I've actually emptied both of those bottles already in anticipation of you trolling like this, so.

[A]

Have you really?

[E]

Yeah, I dumped them down.

[A]

I have to see if that's true or not.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

It's not true.

[B]

A black person.

[C]

Wait, how do you.

[H]

How do you.

[C]

How do you do it appropriately?

[E]

You ch.

[C]

If you choose your own skin color, aren't you.

[A]

If you're in doubt, choose the lightest one, the lighter one. But. But.

[C]

But you're. But it's to darken you.

[A]

That's what I.

[B]

It does. It like. It, like, cures over time. It'll get. It'll be fine, guys.

[A]

When it's on me, though. When it's on me, my skin will look very dark.

[C]

I shouldn't be. I shouldn't be commenting on it. I'm just saying I feel like if you get the product to make you darker than.

[A]

Go for it.

[C]

Yeah.

[H]

Why.

[C]

Why do they give you three? They want you to build up.

[B]

No, because people have different color skin. And so they.

[C]

All three of us live together. We're. We're like island.

[A]

That's true. Why do you need all three at the same time? You and your friend, they're begging you to go darker. They're. They're practically. They're inviting it. They're. They're daring you to go and start shading.

[B]

It's for the shading.

[C]

I'm daring.

[A]

Dark. Black is dark. Tan is the color of my energy anyhow, so we have that to look forward to. Very funny and very good times ahead.

[B]

Lead Poisoning for Ethan. Ahead.

[A]

There's no lead in this, is there? Also, there's a new Teddy Fresh Drop. A lot of very desirable shirts sold out. And they're back on the website in all sizes. For example, what I'm wearing right now, which is this cool retro kind of tie dye. Turtles. You like turtles. And you'll love this.

[B]

So cute.

[E]

I like turtles.

[A]

I like turtles also. Maybe you love turtles, but you love unicorns even more.

[B]

Yeah, that one's sick.

[A]

Then you're going to love this one. Such a lovely, beautiful tie dye graphical. And then we still have the. What do you call this it? An easy dress. I mean, I wouldn't call them easy. That seems insulting. It's not easy.

[B]

Easy to put on, easy to look cool.

[A]

Sorry, I thought you would kill it.

[C]

An easy dress. I'm. I'm telling you, you should wear it, Ethan. I'm telling you, I just think you would kill it. I feel like it would suit you.

[A]

I'll put it on. What size do you think I need? We'll try them on anyway. Also, we got the dead end tee, which is a classic. It's back. It's got the embroidery with the cuehl print accompaniment.

[D]

Right.

[A]

And that's what's going on over at Teddy Fresh. Check it all out. We got swimsuits and all that kinds of stuff. Today is also the last day to pre order your camping shirt to memorialize the camping video that everybody hated. So memorialize Your least favorite H3 video of the year with this commemorative shirt. It's the last day. Or maybe you just really like RFK Jr. I don't know.

[B]

Get into it.

[A]

Get into it. Yeah. Getting on to all the good stuff here. We could start off the show by just talking about yesterday. First of all, and thank you guys for putting on a wonderful true Tuesday. I really enjoyed. You know, I wasn't sure if that was the guy that killed Charlie Kirk. I really wasn't sure. I wasn't sure if it was a time traveler or a dimension stepper or a Jewish psyop or something. Israel something. But I feel like you guys really convinced me it might have been him. But anyway, during that episode, Tamara installed a virus that took over our network, apparently. And the whole show, like, was that when the show stopped?

[B]

Yeah, multiple times. It was just, like, freezing. There's a. A time stamp at a. That shows we just kept glitching.

[A]

So let me see what happened.

[B]

No idea.

[A]

Yeah, so.

[B]

No idea.

[F]

That's.

[A]

Let me pull this up so you can see the moment it happens. When she downloads the Chinese, like spyware or something, or Israel Chinese, I don't know. What did you download? Tomorrow they got you here.

[D]

According to Dan, it was something Indian.

[A]

Oh, that's not exactly what I said you downloaded.

[E]

All right, let me jump in here. Let me jump in here and clear. Clear some things up. First of all, she did not.

[B]

Wait, wait a minute.

[D]

Actually, sorry, you go ahead.

[E]

I was about to defend you. So before you.

[D]

I was going to attack you. So you go on.

[E]

I was going to say she did not download a virus. She went to a weird fucking website, though. That was not weird.

[A]

Okay, I'll let be the judge.

[E]

Why don't you open the link in there?

[A]

I'm not going to get another Indian virus.

[E]

No, no, no. It's just a screenshot or I took a picture of.

[A]

All right, so here we have a screenshot so no one ever has to go to this curse website again.

[C]

Is this why I just frequent other sites than pornhub?

[G]

So.

[A]

So this Microsoft Window is infected with a Trojan and it tells you this exact one. Motet 35. A dangerous ransomware that will lock your device. This virus must be removed immediately. Please contact us immediately. A technician will help you. Wait, that sounds like part of the virus.

[E]

You're asking for the virus.

[A]

Obviously all of this Microsoft Windows Security center has been blocked. This website. Yeah, yeah.

[E]

So this is like a call center scam. This is trying to get you to call that phone number that's on screen right now to supposedly call Windows support. But it's not going to be Windows support. It's going to be some call center where they are trying to.

[A]

Have we considered calling bank info?

[E]

No, but now that we're showing it, I'm sure plenty of people will try.

[A]

Yeah, give them a call and have at it though. People, I mean. Yeah, waste their time.

[B]

Waste their time.

[E]

Yeah, exactly. And so this was just basically a sophisticated anime. The website, it was malicious website. It hijacked her screen. And what's not seen in this is. It was also. It was doing an animation where it was constantly flashing the blue screen of death to make you think your computer was crashing.

[A]

Classic.

[E]

And it locked your mouse so you couldn't like move the mouse at all.

[D]

Oh, blue.

[A]

That's awesome.

[E]

Yeah, So I went over there, immediately unplugged her computer for the network.

[A]

Did you scream? How did she alert you?

[E]

I think she just yelled, Dan.

[B]

I was like, dan, Dan, Dan, Dan. Because my screen was flashing. But to be clear, David, I see you looking at me. Actually, it was Dan Unplugging my computer that interrupted the show.

[E]

So it wasn't actually the unplugging, it was the replugging it in once I had secured. Secured her computer. And I was convinced there wasn't actually a virus on it and it was just some.

[A]

Unplugged it.

[E]

Well, I had initially unplugged it just as a.

[A]

You unplugged it?

[E]

Yeah. Get it off the main network if it didn't.

[C]

You see hackers 1993.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

You got an air gap, bro. You're never supposed to unplug during the hack.

[E]

Right. Well, if you want the hacks to

[A]

succeed, Dan is a. He's an enemy of the hack.

[E]

I'm the enemy of the hack. I'm the counter hacker.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Anyways, the act of plugging it back in caused some weird IP conflict and it kicked the main computer off the network. It was a debacle.

[A]

Well, I got to say, it was a classic debacle. It's been a long time since I've landed on a website with this much dog shit trying to fuck my life.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

No. So what was the site you were on?

[E]

I really hadn't seen something like that.

[A]

It's like 1995 or not. Maybe like 2000 since, like, porn?

[D]

No, I was on the first page of a Google search.

[A]

Really?

[E]

Well, that's the quality of Google these days.

[B]

But I was on a website that

[D]

was, like, looking at stop motion equipment, and it was.

[A]

You were shopping?

[B]

Yes.

[D]

And it.

[B]

But I was like, no, I was researching. So it would.

[H]

Kept.

[D]

It was.

[B]

It was basically a list of a bunch of links, so I was just clicking on them.

[A]

Oh, no. Mass clicking.

[B]

Meemaw behavior.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Now, how far down the first page? Women do be shopping.

[D]

I was.

[A]

I was pretty far down, yeah. So you weren't in, like, the top three?

[D]

No, because.

[A]

No, no, I was because it gets pretty shady after, like, the top four, but it's. It gets weird.

[B]

I just didn't. I mean, it wasn't porn.

[D]

It was like. It was.

[A]

Might as well have been looking at porn, sounds like.

[D]

Right? And then.

[A]

Actually, porn sites are probably more safe than whatever you were on.

[B]

And then you damped up my history, and then I wasn't allowed on the

[D]

Internet the rest of the day.

[A]

Did she get an Internet ban for this?

[E]

Well, because I couldn't plug it back in without disrupting the show, so I told her she had to wait for After Dark to finish, so she just kind of moped around.

[A]

Is she.

[C]

Can't believe Dan. Dan is fighting these Battles for us so that the show exists. We don't even know Kate. And I have no idea that this is going on.

[E]

There's a war going on.

[B]

The show had an interruption.

[A]

Yeah, well, listen, you know, when the good guys are doing what they're supposed to, it just seems like they're not doing anything at all.

[E]

I do it all so you can all gently.

[D]

Dan.

[A]

It was something just like the Marines.

[B]

That was so fast.

[A]

So here's what happened. Let's take a look. Wait, let me go back a little bit.

[B]

To be credible. Right? They're like. And that sucks.

[G]

Right?

[C]

I was gonna say that. When you said the court documents referred to them as such, I was like, that's the court documents?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah. The Indian virus is infiltrating our tubes. Harley is out. Kate is out. Oh, my God.

[B]

What just happened?

[C]

Continue.

[A]

Nothing. Continue. Harley, you're on the side of the virus, bro. You're like, nothing to see here.

[C]

I didn't see anything.

[B]

What just happened?

[A]

Yeah, but you yada yada, it way too fast. Nothing continued.

[C]

The show must go on. You know, there's a weird glitch in the.

[E]

I don't know what just happened.

[C]

Everything just stopped for a minute. Oh.

[A]

Oh.

[F]

Whoa.

[B]

Hello.

[C]

Happen again. Hello.

[A]

Yeah, hello.

[B]

I'm back. I was frozen for a second.

[D]

I saw that.

[A]

Yeah, you guys both froze twice. That was really scary.

[C]

I was here by myself. I didn't know what to do.

[B]

And, oh, my God, Charlie Kirk's ghost is here.

[C]

Yeah, we're fine.

[A]

They just.

[C]

I think we're fine.

[A]

So, yeah, the battle is being fought behind the scenes so that you can all sleep peacefully at night. You will never know. But Dan was in the trenches fighting demons, and Tamara was also in the trenches, but on the side of the demons.

[D]

Thank you for your service.

[B]

Tamara. Weren't you, like, tapping the mic at one point, too? I just heard boom, boom, boom, boom.

[A]

No, what happened with that was I was adjusting her mute switch, and I said, tap the button.

[B]

I thought you said, tap the mic. I thought he said. He said, I'm gonna give you a thumbs up. When I give you a thumbs up, tap it. So then I see him over there

[D]

giving the thumbs up.

[B]

So I'm tapping it, and he's like, I should have. And so I was like, I'm tapping it. Like, I'm tapping it. Really?

[D]

I was really tapping it.

[C]

Well, it was scary.

[A]

Listen, everything's fine. Thanks to Dan's quick thinking to unplug. Power down.

[B]

We know that, again, that is what caused the Interruption.

[A]

But it sounds like nothing happened. You could have just all F4.

[D]

Yeah. So Dan kind of just made a

[A]

mess out of something. That was harmless. Indeed.

[E]

Right. It was my fault.

[B]

A harmless Indian son.

[D]

Thank you for your service.

[A]

Well, anywho, that's what happened yesterday. Big exciting news. And then also, apparently, I broke my desk already, which I refused. I don't think that happened, but let's take a look. Ethan broke his desk the first day back.

[E]

Oh, wait.

[D]

What?

[B]

Watch. Watch the lights on the face.

[A]

Come on. I got activity space on my desk.

[E]

Those aren't the. Those aren't the permanent lights. They haven't actually arrived yet.

[A]

So my stream things are a little jank. It's so powerful, sending shock waves through the desk.

[C]

That's 600K.

[A]

It's just one of those. It's actually a little more. We rounded down.

[E]

We actually forgot a zero. It was 6 million.

[A]

Yeah, it was. But you know what? I haven't talked. This is our second show on the new set and I just want to say that I'm so grateful for all the kind comments. And everybody seems to be happy. Not a single complaint. Everybody is happy with the new set. Come on. Can I break it again? Chinese? Let's go for our Chinese girlfriends out there.

[C]

Come on.

[A]

Chinese girlfriend. Chinese girlfriend. Give it up. Chinese girlfriend. Chinese girlfriend. That's what I'm talking about. This set is my Chinese girlfriend. And I'm a treat her. Right. Also, exciting news, Staghorn haters. I understand that you don't like me having hobbies and passions. You want me to. You essentially want me chained to this show with no interest of my own special interests, I might say. And so. But I've tried to compromise with you and find a new animal call. And here you can see an all American hog collar. That's right. Sounds pretty good.

[B]

Specifically for feral hogs.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I like my hogs feral. I don't like none of them domesticated hogs. I like them real frisky and crazy like. Well, anyway, because I love feral hogs so much. Boom. He all fucked up. You're going to regret.

[C]

You didn't pre blow. You didn't even pre blow it.

[A]

No, never been blown before. But that's why. Because I want you guys to see my natural talent never been blown. And yet still, he knows how. Because basically, I'm a short. I'm somewhat of a. A druid. Beastmaster.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Speak to the animals. So this is Flex Tone, and it's called the Natural Bone Grunter, which is funny just Funny. Create natural sounds unlike anything you've heard with the natural bone grunter. Flextone's tried and true. Rigid reed system surrounded by soft, flexible body. Easily vary tone and inflection. Move the O ring. Okay, stop.

[B]

Let's just blow.

[A]

Let's just blow. It's way too sexual. Whoa.

[H]

Whoa.

[D]

Right away.

[B]

Whoa.

[A]

What's a blowjob?

[B]

Oh, wow.

[A]

This one's super easy. You don't have to do.

[E]

How does this one look worse somehow?

[B]

You need to go to Texas and just really let rip.

[A]

I be like, y', all, what's up, y'? All. Go to a barbecue place, y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

Everybody got some feral hogs here on the menu.

[C]

Oh, my God, Bro, I need that when I come to la. Com. Can I have that? Can I take that home with me?

[A]

No, get your own.

[B]

I mean, yeah, they're cheap on Amazon.

[C]

You're not gonna use it soon, I bet.

[A]

You know what you need to do is, when you're making love to your significant other, it has to put this around your neck,

[B]

hands free.

[A]

At the moment of the highest excitement, When your partner is finishing, you look them dead in the eyes and put the tube right up to their. Maybe their ear or their nose.

[B]

Oh, that piggy's excited.

[A]

Love is giving me a one. That's bad, right?

[B]

Dude, look up what a feral hog sounds like.

[A]

That is so loud.

[E]

That is worse than somehow worse than the staghorn or Zach. And also a reminder that no one is the amount of time, that's the amount of seconds it took him to finish.

[A]

That was good.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Perfect score.

[E]

Yeah. It's basically a perfect finish.

[A]

Real quick. Feral hog sound.

[C]

You got to bring that thing in the closet. That would slap in the closet.

[A]

Here's what they sound like.

[B]

A closet.

[C]

Three stim.

[A]

Thumbs up, guys, for wild boar sounds. Now, is this a real wild war sound or is this some. Yeah. Whoa, wait. Hit that.

[C]

You could do that. You could do that.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

I see some baby. I see some chatters saying that they're laughing at you because that's not a hog call. I don't know if they mean that you're just doing it wrong, but literally,

[A]

it sounds just like that world.

[E]

Yeah. No, I mean, I agree. I think maybe they're just saying you're doing it wrong. Right?

[B]

I think you're supposed to, like, make it sound like the hog is, like, rooting around.

[A]

Oh, he's like. He's. I see. I see. By the way, nobody does it like this show. Turn up the radio, crank the audio.

[E]

I See, another chatter. Say that you just woke their son up from a nap and they're not thrilled about that.

[A]

Well, turn your. Well, listen, this show has varying levels of audio and I mean, if you. What do you got your son sleeping next to a speaker that sounds like it's on. You couldn't even do it that high.

[E]

People are saying that that's to call deer.

[A]

Oh, I don't know.

[H]

I don't know.

[E]

I don't know. I'm just reporting what I. I don't know anything about.

[B]

That's not what a deer call sounds like. My wife has a deer call and a duck call and all the other things.

[A]

Is she a hunter?

[B]

Yeah, she is.

[A]

Okay. Game. Game.

[B]

Yeah, game meat.

[D]

Game.

[B]

She has all.

[A]

I feel like that's pretty good.

[C]

Yeah, it gets. It gets me kind of hyped up. It's getting me excited. I want to like, run around. I want to run around in the dirt.

[H]

Yeah.

[A]

Climb to bed, strip naked and piggy up everyone. All over my own chest.

[E]

Okay. All right, all right. We can cut his mic now.

[B]

The good news is people wish that the staghorn was back now. They love that.

[A]

So now you guys can decide which one. The staghorn haters can decide which is worse.

[E]

All right. Harley's right.

[A]

You did have a sick beat going with that. I was ready. Keep going.

[D]

It does.

[B]

All right, I'm looking now. It does look kind of like some

[A]

of the calls give like a little wrap, a little rap.

[B]

Multiple things.

[C]

That's sick.

[A]

The hogs are coming, man. They're break. They're balance. They're breaking down the walls.

[B]

Oh, which one do I like best?

[A]

I think. And I'll tell you why I like the stag better. It takes more skill. This is basically like pre made ready to go. Like you'd have to. Any old idiot can blow out of this and find himself a wild boar.

[E]

Yeah, you're already an expert.

[B]

It looks funnier too.

[A]

But the staghorn is really like the mark of a trick. True hunter, gentleman.

[C]

Yeah, that hog call, that's like call swap. Can you do both?

[A]

If you put them in, yes. Dad, Bring me the hog.

[E]

I don't.

[A]

Bring me the stag horns. I need to do.

[B]

Open your mouth.

[E]

It might have. It might have got lost in the move.

[D]

Nope, I know exactly where it is.

[A]

Come on. Tomorrow. Well, well, somebody's got to get it. This is an important request.

[E]

David Lipton's reaction.

[A]

Thank you, David.

[B]

Shout out, David.

[A]

David's getting his picture on the wall for the month.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Anyhow, so that's what's going on. We got hog squealers on deck. Looks like. So is this. Who now is this. What do you like or hate more? I prefer both. Both at the same time? Well, we don't know yet. I didn't give that option. Well, what's the question? It doesn't say the question.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Which one you like?

[B]

We said there wasn't a question.

[A]

Then it's a terrible. That's maybe the worst poll. People don't even know what they're voting for.

[E]

They know what they're voting for. Anybody with the. With a brain can see what the votes for.

[A]

Brett put in a question. That's a good question.

[E]

Said what the question was. Which one do you guys want? And also the option neither, please, obviously implies that it's a preference for the others.

[A]

So people like the Staghorn.

[E]

Yeah. I will point out a third of the audience does not want you to do this, which is a substantial minority.

[A]

Didn't ask that. It's a. It's a. It's a substantial what?

[E]

A substantial minority of the.

[A]

Substantial what?

[E]

You heard me. What are you doing?

[A]

Say it. A minority. That's right. The minority. We don't care about them. Oh, I mean, I didn't mean it like that. I mean, we care about minorities. I mean, like the minority group. The small opinion don't cut out.

[E]

Well, Nate, what do you mean?

[A]

Let's just go back to the show, bro. That was a sound bite. Anyway, People are giving it a 10

[E]

out of 10 poll, by the way.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

The reviews are in.

[A]

As David searched for the staghorn. Something important to memorialize our dear friend Lindsey Graham. Lady Graham, who's reportedly had so many warts. No, not warts. It was moles. Moles on his gooch. He called it his little ladybugs.

[H]

Dusty.

[A]

What? You gotta read that cave. It's so gross.

[B]

There's. There's this years ago. It came out from some. There we go. There we go.

[A]

Okay, okay.

[C]

Hold on, hold on. To sell that.

[A]

Yeah, that.

[E]

Yep. Bro, I told you guys I was out, but I am back in.

[A]

Oh,

[C]

legit request. Can you. Can you give that to AB to bring with him?

[B]

Shambhala.

[A]

Which one?

[E]

Yeah, you're going to need that at Shambala.

[A]

You'll trip knuckle out. You want the hog or the stag or both?

[C]

Is the sickest thing I've ever seen.

[B]

Can we patent the double?

[A]

I still have it. Bring the horns, baby. Yeah. Can you read the ladybugs? Bro, that literally Made me want to vomit, it was so fucking gross.

[B]

Okay, one second.

[A]

I choose to believe it's real. And by the way. Yeah?

[D]

There's this.

[G]

It's an.

[B]

It's an old rumor that came out a long time ago, supposedly from some sex workers in D.C. years ago, the. The story sort of exploded that Lindsey Graham was, like, one of the biggest clients from a bunch of male sex workers and trans sex workers in D.C. we know that's at least a little bit true because of the. The person that we.

[A]

It's credible.

[B]

It's a credible claim lighted on Monday. Yeah. But a piece of that that came out is that apparently one of them said he bent. Lindsay Graham, like, was bent over the.

[A]

Read it verbatim. Read it verbatim.

[B]

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[A]

Don't shortchange this or send it to me. I'll do it if you're too. If it's too much for you.

[B]

Oh, no, I can do it. I can do it. Okay. It says, when I came out of the bathroom, he was on the bed, naked, on all fours. I noted that there were dark marks around his anus. I asked if he had showered. He said yes. I asked if it was okay if I wiped him down. He said sure. Now, this is so specific. It feels right. It feels true. I wet a face towel and wiped and wiped between his buttocks, and nothing came off. Then I realized that his taint wasn't dirty. It was just full of moles. Dark moles in dense clusters up and down the length of his taint. Oh, he said. Hope you don't mind. And at this point point, you might see where the ladybugs come in. But if not, here it is. The male then said, those just my little ladybugs. So, like the clusters of moles around his B hole.

[A]

Remembering US Senator Lindsey Graham.

[B]

And I mean, he's dead, so we can just say it's real, right?

[A]

Can't defame him.

[B]

Fame, the dead.

[A]

No, it happened. But certainly 100% certainty this happened.

[B]

I need that in the autopsy.

[A]

That's kind of a good point, Right? The coroner can confirm if he's got those or not. Is he in the grave or is he still in the cooler?

[B]

Do we know anybody in the D.C. medical examiner's office could slip us a tip.

[A]

But I do feel like it's at least a little credible because he did seem to be a frequenter of.

[B]

Frequent flyer. Yep.

[A]

Of gay and trans sex workers.

[E]

Wait, are you saying that just based off of the story from Monday?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Did they have any evidence well, they.

[A]

They're like a real person.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

What did I.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no, it's not.

[E]

They're a real person.

[A]

They didn't have like pictures or anything.

[H]

Okay.

[B]

This is like an open secret in D.C. apparently.

[E]

I mean, listen. Yeah, I'll say I believe it. But I don't know that like.

[A]

But yeah, but you can't defame the dead.

[F]

Fair enough.

[B]

He's dead, so it's real.

[A]

But you know what's funny about that story? That guy thought it was on his ass for him. What a job. What a job, right? Those people, we don't get enough credit.

[E]

Oh, hardest working Americans for sure.

[A]

And then, and then Lindsay goes, yeah, you can wipe my ass. And then when nothing comes out, he's like, oh, sorry, my ass looks like there's on it. Thanks for wiping it. But those are just my ladybugs. Gives it a little kick.

[B]

It just seems too weird to not be real ladybugs. Too specific.

[A]

I'll say. I apologize about my little ladybugs.

[G]

I'll say.

[B]

I say.

[A]

Oh, so that's Lindsey Graham for you. But anyway, speaking of the lady, Graham Trump calls into Fox News with Lindsay's last words to him. Let me guess, it was, Mr. President, you're a genius and I love you so much. And I want you etched on my gravestone instead of me.

[B]

Yep, now by phone is one of his best friends, President Donald Trump.

[A]

Oh, stop it. We all know he's not his best friend. What are you talking about, best friend?

[E]

I love this.

[A]

That's cringe as fuck.

[E]

I love everything about this clip so much. This is so good.

[A]

My best friend, Mr. Donald Trump.

[B]

Mr. President, I'm really sorry for our country's loss. I know you lost one of your closest friends and an ally.

[A]

Stop it.

[B]

In the Senate. How are you feeling?

[A]

Well, I don't feel great. He was a great guy. He was a friend. He would call me all the time. He would just. I'd say, stop calling me Lindsey.

[E]

DRO made it like five seconds.

[A]

This is amazing.

[E]

He made it like five seconds before he starts insulting the guy.

[A]

What an amazing duel achievement. Actually, now's a good time to tell you guys, speaking of eulogies, we will be attending Oliver's memorial next week. So we'll be gone. Unfortunately, we'll miss Wednesday and Friday or just Friday.

[D]

Thursday and Friday.

[A]

So, okay, so we'll miss Thursday and Friday because we'll be up in Santa Cruz.

[E]

But we were still.

[F]

We're.

[E]

The crew is going to do a members episode on Thursday.

[A]

Excellent. Thank you guys. I appreciate that.

[B]

And after dark we'll be on early. So we're covered.

[A]

We have content every day. Yeah, there it is. I don't know when to the memorial. When. Oh, it's at night, so you guys wouldn't be able to watch it. It starts at 7pm

[D]

you mean on the show? It's on Saturday.

[A]

They're live streaming it.

[D]

But it will be live stream Saturday.

[A]

They, they posted a story. I don't know if they main posted it yet, but I want to get you guys the link so you can watch. I will. We will be there. That's what I'll say. And so anywho, speaking of great eulogies, this guy Lindsey used to call me all the time. I screen his calls and tell him, stop calling Lindsay. I don't speak.

[E]

He left me so many voicemails.

[A]

I never listened to my best friend, by the way, best friend Joss.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

He just didn't stop. And he would be. He was working. He wouldn't stop. He wouldn't stop. I said, lindsey, stop calling me. You know, for the first time it stopped. I'm kind of glad he's dead. Oh, the calls finally stopped. Workaholic politicians. Now some people don't call that work. Some people call that a lot of talking. What are you doing?

[B]

You know what he deserves? This is what he deserves.

[E]

This is like 20 minutes after his announce he died. This is like.

[D]

This is the roast of Lindsay.

[A]

It's not even like a loving. The thing is, it's not like a loving eulogy there. It's not like a double sided compliment, it's just an insult.

[E]

In a moment he lightens up a little bit, but then you'll see, but then he goes right back into it. So just keep going.

[A]

Everybody loved him. He was good. On the other side. If I had, if I had Democrat problems, he could solve them. He was a man of all different abilities actually. And he was a nice man. He was a great guy. Loved playing golf, loved being outside. He'd play golf with people.

[B]

And is he still in bed?

[C]

Sounds like great. Yeah, it sounds great.

[B]

Straight out of a dead sleep, just like fuck Lindsey Graham.

[A]

Well, you know, he was able to sleep in for the first time in 20 years or more like six years

[B]

probably because Lady G was.

[A]

Yeah, exactly. He missed his morning wake up call.

[E]

Back it up a little bit. You don't want to miss this.

[A]

Play golf with people and more. You just like them. It wasn't that he was a great striker of the ball. It Was. He wasn't exactly a perfect. He wasn't Jack Nicklaus. He was not Tiger.

[H]

But he was.

[A]

He made your point, sir. Not a good golfer. Listen, he sucked at golf.

[E]

What can I say?

[H]

He had fun.

[A]

You know, he was a man who

[F]

had a lot of fun.

[A]

It's about having fun on the green, even if it's terrible and you slow the game down for everybody. You know, you ever go golfing and the player's so bad it slows the game down. The whole group, the whole. The whole course is backed up because of one guy that can't play. But he had fun. It's called sports. He liked being outdoors, and he made sure we were all outdoors much longer for slowing the game of golf.

[E]

I saw chatter say Trump sounds like he was crying. No, that's nice. That's a nice sentiment, but no.

[A]

Come on.

[E]

He was not. Pretty much can guarantee.

[A]

Give me a break. Politics. But he was really good at it. And then when he got angry, like he did in the case of Brett Kavanaugh, was so impactful. I think it saved the.

[C]

I think it saved the Brett becoming a justice.

[A]

You know, it was just a moment.

[E]

What a great legacy.

[A]

The Democrats got so sick and so angry and so crazy, and they were going to do something very bad. And Lindsey went on his tirade. And it was much more than a tirade, but it was.

[B]

I think it was one of the toilet right now.

[A]

You know, what I heard is that's.

[E]

That's a funny idea that he's taking

[F]

a shit

[B]

morning shit naked.

[A]

You know, what I heard is Lindsey Graham was thinking about becoming anti Israel and it was actually Israel that killed him. He hadn't said anything anti Israel yet. He was thinking about it.

[C]

Whoa.

[E]

They know. They have their ways.

[C]

Really went in on.

[B]

There is. There is a conspiracy theory that Russia did it because he had been in Ukraine two days earlier talking about some bipartisan sanctions for Russia.

[A]

Interesting.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

I mean, he was a big hawk on Russia. So I. I understand. Like, there's reason to believe that the Russians would want to harm him. But after the coroner's report and everything, it just seems like he was an old guy with heart disease and he had a heart attack.

[A]

Those people just die.

[E]

Sometimes people just die.

[A]

Hate to tell y'. All.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Die for all kinds of reasons.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Sometimes Israel kills you. I don't know what time it was this time, but it was one of the two. 5050. Another truth. I said that was one of the 10 greatest moments in Congress. And I think you find 10 other cases where somebody.

[E]

What are your top 10? You rattle those off?

[A]

I don't know. I like them all. They're all fantastic. I couldn't pick.

[E]

You don't have to keep going. He, he, he rambles for another, like, 20 minutes.

[A]

Yeah. That's a long clip.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, but he's. What were his last words? What's the last thing he told him before he died? They hooked me in with that Bing.

[E]

Uh, wasn't it that. That he. That we need to save the Save act or something?

[G]

Trump.

[E]

Trump is basically trying to use his death to, like, push some legislation through.

[A]

So he said on his deathbed, he called me and said, listen, Donald, the legislation, you have to make sure the trans people can never own a gun again.

[B]

I'm looking to see.

[A]

I don't know what he's working on. Yeah. Ethan, thank you very much. You're welcome.

[E]

Somebody in the chat said that he actually died of slipping on an orange peel.

[C]

His own.

[E]

So is that funny?

[A]

Well, no, I, I'm confused because someone I read in the beginning, he died, but his name was.

[E]

Yeah, they were making a joke.

[A]

Yeah. No, but it was relevant. It was ironic. So the first guy, Lindsay, what's ironic about him dying on orange peel?

[B]

Could have slipped on some.

[A]

That's just tragic. That's just tragic. That's just not funny at all.

[E]

That's not funny at all.

[B]

You're right.

[A]

That's terrifying.

[B]

Just.

[A]

Just an orange peel can take you out.

[E]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was inappropriate.

[A]

Come on, Dan. Be respectful of the dead.

[B]

It was the Save America act that he was. Yeah, Trump. Trump said. What makes it even stranger is that I got a call last night sometime in the early evening, and he called and he said we're all set for the Save America Act. He was pushing the Save America act like crazy. In fact, he said he just landed from Ukraine. So I mean, it also could have been like the long flight and having like.

[A]

That's true. Long flights ain't good.

[B]

What is it, an embolism or whatever?

[E]

Yeah, yeah, that was kind of my thought is if he did have heart dise, you know, you got to walk around. No travel is. Is hard on you, for sure.

[B]

Yep, Yep.

[C]

What is this talks.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What is the Save America Act?

[E]

We'll talk about it in a little bit, but right now we need to thank our sponsor.

[A]

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[C]

You know what? You know what, Ethan?

[A]

What's that?

[C]

You know, I got something I'd like to say about today's sponsor.

[A]

Okay. I have my hand on the button. Go ahead.

[C]

Yeah. My sister is a Weight Watchers lifetime member.

[A]

Oh my God. Shout out to your sister.

[C]

She reached her goal weight and she made maintained it for 10 weeks. That makes you a lifetime member

[A]

now. She's on her 10th week now. Or did she?

[C]

I, I only know that the goal was achieved.

[A]

Oh, I get it.

[B]

As soon as you hit.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And then, and as long as you maintain it, there's I believe there's like benefits within the thing. But yeah.

[A]

Oh, that's fantastic. So she has clout within the community.

[C]

She's basically Ethan Klein there like you pulling up to celebrity poker tournament. That's her pulling up to the Weight Watchers gather.

[A]

So nobody knows her in other words.

[C]

And she gets in trouble later and

[A]

yeah, she gets banned from the event. But Anyway, go to weightwatchers.com h3 and once again get a special offer for our listeners. Weightwatchers.com H3 for a special offer. Thank you. I love it.

[D]

Thank you so much.

[A]

I love our sponsors. Fantastic. Oh, here. The Save America Act Safeguard American Voter Eligibility act as a couple Republican backed legislative proposal aimed at overhauling federal election regulations. The core intent is to require individuals to provide documentary. Okay. They have to prove that they're Us? Yeah. Citizens to register to vote, along with presenting a government issued photo ID at the polls. I see. So that was his dying wish. Please, President. Mr. President, just pass the voting restriction laws.

[B]

Yeah,

[A]

fantastic.

[B]

Makes sense.

[A]

Well, this. Let's see here.

[D]

Who

[A]

Goofs and gaffes. Okay, I heard about. Let me do this one. Dan Doppelganger beats the. My God. Dude, these are all pretty wild. Dan Doppelganger has a problem with the Waymo driver. What did you do? Traffic came to a stop at the busy intersection of Sans the Sunset Boulevard and Edgemont street in East Hollywood as a man vandalized a Waymo driverless vehicle on Saturday. Well, at least he's taking it out on the robots, not other people, right?

[E]

I thought I said I didn't want to talk about this, but since we're

[A]

here, you had your Coney moment. Coney 2026.

[D]

Listen, Dennis, removing the set, you know, moving is a big stressor.

[A]

It's true.

[D]

Just keep that in mind.

[A]

It's true. It's true. And he does hate AI. I know that. He's a Luddite. Is a Luddite someone that hates technology or just doesn't know about technology?

[E]

I would agree.

[B]

Yeah. They just avoid it more like. It's not like they're not stupid. It's like a choice.

[A]

Got it. Is that. Yep.

[B]

They came to a stop at the busy intersection of Sunset in Edgemont in East Hollywood due to a man vandalizing a Waymo. Take a look at this. Police say they arrived to find a shirtless.

[A]

You know what's crazy?

[E]

Yelling.

[A]

You know, he. He's a Uber driver, actually, and, I mean, maybe.

[E]

Maybe he's been displaced by the Waymo. Yeah.

[A]

You know, there is someone probably watching and listening to him on the other side, so.

[E]

Sure hope so.

[C]

That's what they don't tell you is there's actually people in India that are just driving the car remotely.

[B]

Actually, it's the Philippines. I've gotten stuck in one and had to talk to somebody.

[D]

You were in one?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I got stuck in it. And they had to, like. Like, the doors wouldn't open.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[A]

And so that's terrifying.

[B]

There's like, a screen where you can push for help. And it was a nice man from the Philippines, which I think is where a lot of customer service is now. And he was like, okay, did you try this store? Did you try this store? And he, like, helped me troubleshoot getting out of it.

[D]

But, yeah, I still haven't been in one. But you see Them a lot here in la, tons of Waymox. Personally, they seem very respectful, good drivers. They slow down when you see me, I was like, cool. I like you guys.

[E]

It was wise of them to deploy it in Los Angeles first, a city notorious for horrible asshole drivers. It's good because the comparison, it is hard to argue that they are not safer drivers than the vast majority of people on the road.

[A]

They're passive, defensive drivers. They're exactly the type of drivers you want on the road.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, way out, let's see,

[F]

in

[B]

the middle of the intercept.

[A]

That being said, it's just only a matter of time before the super AI locks the doors and drives you off a cliff.

[B]

That was my last Waymo. I'll say. Say that.

[A]

That's what I'm. That's all I'm saying. Like, did you try opening the door? They're like, did you try climbing over into the driver's seat and opening the door? Like, what do they mean?

[F]

Well, that's basically.

[B]

Yeah, they were basically like, well, what about the doors on the other side? Because I was just trying, like, my passenger side.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And he was like, okay, try to pull on it twice.

[F]

I'm sorry.

[B]

Like, no, that didn't work. He's like, okay, we'll try the other doors in the car.

[A]

And so I tried the one on

[B]

the other side and then it opens.

[A]

Have you begged the onboard AI for your life yet?

[C]

Was on fire.

[B]

This video posted to the Citizen app. The man was seen on the front windshield holding a bent windshield wiper while screaming at the sensor on the top of the Waymo. Traffic had to come to a full stop as the Waymo was stopped right in the middle of the street. It's still unclear if anyone was in the Waymo when that destruction started. Officers arrived and arrested that man for vandalism.

[A]

Damn, he fucked that thing up.

[E]

He really didn't.

[A]

He did.

[C]

Took the sensor out. He's like, it can't see.

[A]

He fucking destroyed that window. And I'm telling you, dude, the war is just beginning between us and the clankers and this brave hero. Dan, you brave hero. You've struck the first blow against the enemy.

[E]

Well, you might say that. Or maybe this was like the assassination of Franz Ferdinand. This is the spark that ignites the AI War. Yeah.

[A]

Something's gonna have to do it right. And we better do it now before they get too smart.

[E]

The San Francisco people are very upset that I said la got it first. I just meant broadly compared to the rest of the country. We got it Early, Not First California.

[A]

We have a lot of them. I don't know how many you got in San Francisco, but we got a lot of them.

[E]

I think they're probably a shitload based in San Francisco, so they're probably a lot.

[A]

So wait, these things are rolling out everywhere now?

[E]

I don't know about everywhere, but more and more major cities, they're trying it in. I know Phoenix had it very early. I think Phoenix might have actually been the first after San Francisco. But, yeah, over the last two years, they've become very prominent. And now driving around la, I mean, you'll see one every block or two, you know, they're all over the place.

[A]

According to this, they have a fleet of almost 4, 000 cars.

[B]

Yeah. And they'll just come through Uber. Like, I was gonna just get a normal car. I was in Scottsdale, Arizona, and it was like, hey, we have a Waymo. Do you want to go? Do you want to try it? And I was like, yeah, because I was only going a couple blocks.

[D]

Wait, I haven't.

[E]

Is directing people to Waymos.

[B]

Yeah, like they are hiring Waymos to drive for Uber.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

The robots are working together.

[E]

There's way too many layers.

[A]

Totally out of the equation.

[B]

Yeah. Yep.

[A]

They don't need us anymore. I'm telling you guys.

[C]

We. We have four skynets. I don't know what we're doing. We got Chat GPT, Gemini.

[A]

We got Gro. Yes. And it's only a matter of time before they start talking to each other. I'll be back. It happened already.

[D]

They're going to start doing a podcast collaboration. Today. Claude is having Chat GPT to talk about Gemini ups.

[A]

What if Joe Rogan was just say, AI Psyop to make us all unhealthy. And he's like, yeah, no, smallpox is not real. Everybody should stop getting vaccinated. That would be like the perfect cover for the AI to try to kill us all. Did you see that one dude that they took down his photo on Instagram? Oh, here we go. Yeah. What?

[E]

They do that all the time. What's the big deal?

[C]

Guy shredded with a large hog.

[A]

Congratulations. You've got a big dick.

[B]

I know.

[A]

You're obsessed.

[E]

I see.

[A]

Put the photo up. Don't put the photo. Put the photo up. Joe, Listen. Do that on your free time.

[C]

I love Twitter for that.

[A]

Twitter shows all kinds of. And sucking and chaos, bro. What?

[D]

Sorry, what?

[A]

Fucking and sucking in chaos. And all he was doing. He was wearing shorts. Just a really muscular gentleman with a large hog and he was wearing Shorts, and they're like. Like, boxer briefs. Like. And his dick was so big that you could see it in. In the boxer briefs. I genuinely will tell you now. Listen to Joe talk about this photo. He has to be a little bit gay, because, like, the way he's talking about this guy, I don't think it made me gay. Who's that?

[B]

Pg.

[A]

I'd like to feel a dick inside me. Okay, now that's a whole different ball game. Joe. Joe. Just gonna send it home. You can't wait. You want to feel him come inside your upper rib cavity, Joe.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

That's real.

[D]

No, it's not.

[A]

Yes, it is.

[D]

That is real.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

No, it's not.

[A]

Yes, it is.

[C]

I heard it on this show. I was exposed to it on this show.

[A]

No, Joe is a very.

[E]

Are we. Nate's too scared to show it.

[A]

Yeah, you can show it. It's fine. Yeah, it's totally fine. Dick in. I don't even think it's that crazy.

[E]

Like, sounds like you're on Joe Rogan's side.

[F]

Put the photo.

[A]

I'm not thirsty.

[C]

It's Jason Derulo.

[E]

He was upset that they said, you can't show it.

[A]

But I also. I don't. Can't even tell if it's a crease. Like, if it's actually like.

[C]

Yeah. Is that all hog?

[A]

I don't think it's all. I don't even know if it's all hog.

[D]

Hold on. Let's have Zach analyze it, because he's the expert.

[C]

Make it bigger.

[B]

Can we enhance it?

[A]

Is it all hog or is it. There's a lot of crease. Because I can't tell if it's all hog. That man is blessed.

[B]

Look at Harley.

[A]

But I don't. I don't know that that's all hog.

[E]

That is all hog.

[C]

That's all it does look like. But there's a lot of crease.

[A]

I don't too. So, yeah, I think there's a bonus

[C]

inch at the end.

[A]

Charlotte Webb type hog, dude. Charles Webb, Charlotte's Web.

[E]

That's some pig. I say.

[A]

I thought that was a reference to shooting. Oh, he does that too. Does that, too. You bet that.

[F]

Take that one, I think, dude.

[A]

Oh, boy.

[B]

All right.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, it's not ultimately that I don't find it that, like, offensive. I mean, I've. The I've seen on Instagram is. I've seen a very revealing stuff on Instagram.

[B]

I saw Charlie Kirk get shot in the neck on Instagram, so.

[D]

I heard you say that, Kate. I I haven't seen it on Instagram. Are you sure?

[A]

They probably started removing it. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. It was, like, within a minute of it happening.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

So they hadn't. I. I think just the world hadn't caught it up to it yet.

[E]

Censored it.

[D]

Yeah. Wow.

[B]

And it was not like the far. It was the up close.

[D]

I still avoided watching it.

[A]

I haven't seen that close. Good move.

[F]

Good move.

[B]

You don't need to.

[A]

No, I saw the far away one and I was very disturbed by it.

[B]

Yeah, you're like, yep, he's dead. Yeah, I got the. I got the full wow on Instagram. Yeah. So a dick print. I don't care. Dick prints are fine.

[A]

Put the photo up. But, yeah, I mean, listen, Joe, download the photo. Keep it on your phone. I don't know what you want.

[E]

We're done with the photo.

[A]

I've seen it enough. Yeah. I'm not. I don't need to clap for him, you know, like, round of applause for the dude with the big dick. You know, it's not that serious, Joe. Yeah. I don't know. You hear that noise? That's the sound of his hogs lapping against his.

[B]

His thigh.

[A]

That's his hog slapping against Joe's ass cheeks. Joe loves that. So let's hear. A former Houston elementary school teacher is accused of filming porn on school grounds. The. Is this the one you brought to my attention, Kate?

[B]

Yes, sir. This was in 2024, but the press conference was posted on. I think it was on Reddit, and it was so funny that I. I looked into the whole situation. So back in 2024, there was.

[D]

What the.

[A]

Is. This is. Who's this? Is this the attorney?

[B]

That is. That is.

[A]

Are they accused?

[B]

Nope. That is local community leader Qualin X. And that is his associate. Her name is Dr. Candace Matthews. And they did a press conference. I don't think anyone asked for it. Outside the elementary school. Condemning. Condemning the behavior.

[A]

Yo, this guy's wrist is crazy.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. He's just. Wait till you hear what he has to say.

[A]

All right, well, I mean, I agree with them, obviously. Let's not. Let's not shoot porn in elementary school.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

I'm outraged.

[B]

And I mean, it wasn't porn. It was like, one teacher taking, like, naked videos of herself in the classroom and bathroom.

[A]

That sounds like porn to me.

[B]

I know, but it wasn't. I don't think she was selling it, is what I mean. I think it was for her boyfriend.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Still up.

[A]

How the. They find it gross.

[B]

He the boy, the boyfriend, they broke up and he reported it like, of a revenge porn situation.

[A]

Oh, that's penetration. That's crazy. Okay, well, here it is.

[G]

Good morning. I'm Dr. Candice Matthews. I am the national minister of politics for the New Black Panther Nation, here standing with my chairman, brother, Quanelle X. We're here in reference to an atrocity that has happened here at this elementary school that stands behind us by the name of Gray elementary. That is in the school district of Lamar Consolidated isd. We have a former music teacher that. That was here this school year when this vid. This shocking video has happened. This school teacher that was a music teacher taught several grade levels here in this school. We have shocking video of this music teacher doing porn videos in the music classroom and also a second video of her doing this. This porn video in the school bathroom.

[A]

Okay, so these were videos leaked by her significant other as, like, a revenge porn thing?

[B]

Yes, they were sent to the. I think they were sent to, like, the school board after they broke up. So it's.

[A]

Yeah. What a scumbag.

[B]

And I don't think that these people knew that yet when they did this, like, impromptu press conference.

[A]

Oh, they got out there fast, eh?

[B]

Yeah, yeah. You can watch the full thing, or the first link in the document goes straight to Mr. X's commentary on the situation.

[A]

That would be this gentleman here. Sure.

[B]

Yep, sure.

[G]

Is doing school hours, so. And let's not leave out she also had her school ID badge on. I called also to verify was this teacher still employed here at this school. So it comes to find out that the teacher is no longer employed here, but not for this incident. The administration had no idea of the video.

[A]

Okay, well, she's fired. What? You. They can't fire her more.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. Well, she had been. She had resigned for something else.

[A]

Fire her harder. Yeah, yeah, rehire her and then fire

[B]

her for this fire again.

[C]

Yeah, this Dr. Candice Matthews, she. She's. She's not. Apparently not a medical doctor. Yeah, her website, Macedonia Bible College.

[B]

Oh, so what's the PhD in?

[C]

Cognitive development?

[A]

Wait, that's a real disc. That's a real thing.

[C]

Bible College. I don't know if that's. If Bible College is recognized, coursework might be questionable.

[B]

Not sure if they're accredited, but Brigham

[A]

Young,

[C]

the school said it's accredited by the Accrediting Commission International.

[A]

You know who's.

[C]

I'm a credit Macedonia by.

[B]

I haven't heard of that one.

[A]

You know who I'm accredited by? God.

[C]

He's not

[A]

the Mormons her, too, probably PhD day.

[G]

Here in this school. So what we are demanding. We are demanding that Lamar Consolidated ISD fire her again. Get with the Texas Education Agency. Agency to let them know about this atrocity of what is.

[A]

But she's gone. She's already been fired.

[B]

She's already gone. Yeah.

[A]

Why are we out here? They're just doing this for attention. I feel like if she's already.

[B]

Yeah. And this was.

[D]

This was.

[B]

Because she was already gone. Like you said, this all came out, like, months later. So I think. I think they. They are a little bit of, like, ambulance chasers in that sense, where they, you know, go after. Go after things when they hear about them, when they go viral, what are

[C]

they trying to highlight? What do they want?

[B]

What action sounds like? What they want is, like, the school to be more aware of, like, who's taking naked videos in that.

[A]

How we need the school to put cameras in the bathroom.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

We need cameras everywhere so that we know if they're taking, I don't know, secret videos. I mean, listen, if she's taking a video for her significant other in a classroom, obviously that's probably. That's not a great conduct. But if. If it was private. I don't. And.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And the boyfriend was the one that turned it over. What an. What a psychopath.

[C]

She was wrong. She was wrong. But no one was ever gonna get hurt or. No.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, and then she was wrong, though.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

No one was ever gonna.

[B]

That's true.

[A]

Well, I mean, is she wrong if. Nobody knows.

[C]

Doesn't matter. Nobody knows. Nobody knows.

[B]

You know, like, kids could walk in or something.

[A]

They did it.

[C]

Camera.

[A]

So true. It's true. You know, they didn't.

[B]

Just goes to show, guys, careful who you're sending nudes to.

[A]

Oh, brother.

[B]

Because they might send it to be a dickhead.

[A]

I was exchanging nudes with fans on Snapchat and Tumblr. That's good advice for our friend, Pro Jared. Although.

[B]

Yeah, I did.

[A]

He got away with it.

[C]

You want. He had a hog. He's got a hog. You guys talk about Pro Jared Hogg on the show yet? He does have a hug.

[A]

It seemed regular. We had a whole debate about the Pro Jared Hogg thing. Like, it seemed regular. I mean, Ethan.

[C]

Ethan's got a hog alert.

[A]

No, no, no.

[C]

This late in the game?

[A]

No, no, I'm just. Listen, I've. I've been around. It just didn't seem like that. It's like. It was fine. It was good. No, it was good. It was good, but it wasn't like Hammer 3. I wouldn't call it like, like big or huge or anything like that. You know, I think you said I'm not there.

[C]

I'm not there. I'm not in the room. But it must be weird for everyone to talk about the boss's hog right now.

[B]

No one's talking about the boss's hog but you.

[A]

Yeah. Nobody.

[C]

That's just you.

[G]

He said he.

[C]

But he said he didn't think it was big, that one.

[A]

So I thought comparatively it was nice. It wasn't like massive though. It was nothing to be like.

[E]

If now I'm kind of remembering the conversation. I do believe we deduced that he was just using strategic angles.

[A]

Yes. Which is huge. If you're doing dick pick. You could do a lot with a strategic angle.

[C]

I think the shock. The shock value of it makes it look bigger.

[E]

I'll say it was tall in our minds.

[A]

It definitely wasn't small.

[H]

No.

[A]

Like it was adequate. I mean he's no Jason Derulo, but

[E]

he's not Jason Derue.

[C]

But very few point five angle saved a lot of people.

[A]

Do we need to pull up his.

[D]

No, no, no, no.

[A]

I'm always down to look at it.

[B]

Throw Sneako's up while we're at it again.

[A]

Wait, did we see Sneako's car?

[G]

Yes.

[B]

When we were there.

[C]

We were there when me and Kate first came to the office together. You made us look at it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You made us sit on. You were like, you two sit right here. And then you rolled the TV over in front of us.

[A]

His dick. I remember. I know he did like weird like modeling stuff, but I don't remember seeing his dick.

[B]

We all agreed that it was probably photoshopped, but it was like a jump scare. We were scrolling through Twitter. It might have been in his replies on Twitter. And we were cold scrolling and we had to hit the button because the dick came up.

[A]

I remember.

[C]

We deserve it. Cold scrolling on.

[A]

You never know. You might see a these days, just

[B]

never know in briefs.

[D]

Briefs.

[G]

This is how demented teachers go from one district to the next. Jumping from district to district without, you know they can go and apply for a job and they have their teacher certification. They don't have a criminal record. But you over here doing explicit activities in the elementary school, that is unacceptable. So that's why we are calling this out. We are not going to sweep this under the rug. I did speak with administration here at the school.

[A]

What are they talking about? She doesn't work anymore.

[G]

School district. They were not aware of that. Video, like I said, and they didn't

[A]

even know about it. She's like, they're sweeping it under the rug. They didn't know about it until right now, and she hasn't worked there in three months.

[B]

Yeah, this is a dead end for her.

[G]

However, they did wanted to share with me, like, I did let them know that I was going to bring this public. They did not want me, you know, to bring it public because they did not want, you know, the community.

[A]

Why would they want. Why would they want it public? Like, there's nothing to gain from doing this for anybody.

[C]

Public nudity calls are interesting except for them.

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

Feel like they wasn't doing their job, but how can you not say that you're not doing your job?

[A]

Because how do you stop someone from taking nudes in the bathroom?

[D]

Bathroom?

[B]

I guess the code of conduct didn't work, so I don't know what else.

[C]

That's it. Are they just yelling? Are they just mad? Are they. Is there. Is there action we could take?

[F]

What do they.

[C]

What do they want? They're just yelling. They're highlighting it, like.

[B]

Well, higher ups to get brought in

[A]

to, like, tell them that.

[B]

Evaluate the school. I have no idea.

[A]

Yeah, we need cameras in every bathroom.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

You didn't know anything about the video. Now that you know about the video now, we expect for you to do your job. We expect for you to go to the Texas Education Agency. We expect for you to put a block on this teacher so this teacher cannot go to another school.

[A]

I mean, that's fine. Do that.

[B]

That makes sense. That makes sense for sure.

[A]

Do that.

[B]

If you like to shovel pervs around like priests do, you know?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[G]

Do this type of foolishness. This can be the same type of teacher that can touch a child if you.

[A]

That's kind of a. That's kind of. Okay. I mean, listen, we don't want to take any. Yeah. We don't want to take any risk. Yeah.

[G]

Of course. Taking your clothes off, you're smacking your behind, you're flapping your breasts out and. And gyrating yourself in a classroom where students are. During the school day, and you're doing this in the bathroom. That is unacceptable. So basically, what.

[A]

I've got spittle on her lips. Yeah.

[B]

She's going hard. Yeah. I guess it wasn't just like a quick, like, like, nude, you know, like, oh, take. Put my shirt up. She was like, apparently, like, panties down, like, jiggling and smacking her ass.

[D]

And that's crazy.

[B]

In the classroom with her. With her ID badge on.

[A]

Right. It was probably locked, though. The door, it's still up.

[B]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[A]

Well, nobody knew about it until her boyfriend revenge porned her.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Wait, it's not revenge porn, though.

[A]

Well, it was sent to him privately.

[B]

It was sent to him privately. He used it again. Yeah, administration.

[C]

Oh, But. But it was like.

[A]

He didn't post it publicly.

[D]

I don't.

[B]

He didn't post it publicly.

[A]

Hold on.

[B]

Use it.

[A]

Wait, hold on.

[C]

He used porn as revenge? Wasn't like revenge.

[A]

How do people know what the. It was in the video deal.

[B]

It must have leaked once the administration got it. Like, people. Someone in the administration must have that point.

[A]

I don't know. I don't know that she has to sue.

[C]

Yeah, she has to sue them.

[B]

Oh, she should absolutely sue. Yeah, she definitely.

[A]

She's like. The school's like, we are the only ones with this video.

[C]

Well, she's.

[D]

So he sent it to tell them what happened. Yeah, but you guys are saying he shouldn't have sent it. He should have just said what happened.

[B]

Well, he didn't care about what happened until they broke up, and then he was sort of doing it vindictively.

[A]

Yeah, but somebody leaked to the general audience, it sounds like. Right?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, that's what it sounds like.

[G]

Brother Quanil spit his piece, and then I'll close it out.

[B]

Here it comes. Cook.

[G]

Cook.

[F]

Sir, you really can't make this stuff up.

[A]

I mean, listen, it's not that crazy. Like, it's kind of like you do hear about this all the time, actually. A person taking pictures of their genitals and sending it to their partner.

[G]

Huh.

[A]

I have never heard of such disgrace in my life.

[B]

Oh, someone said the censored video was posted on Twitter, so maybe he did put it out publicly.

[A]

That posted on Twitter. What the hell?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Somehow still revenge porn. I think if it's censored, that doesn't matter.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[F]

Absolutely. Appalling, shameful, and frightening that these are the type of educators that are in an elementary school teaching our children. When parents send their children to school, they believe their teachers are people of the utmost highest character. But now we got.

[A]

I can't get over she has spit or some on her lips. She never wiped. I feel like if you're someone that gets. This happens to certain type people. I don't know why, but when they talk a lot, they get. They get like, foam in the corners of their mouth. And if you're that type of. Exactly. If you're that type of person, you gotta at least know to wipe your. Because then look at you.

[B]

Overdo it. Overdo it.

[C]

I know 30 year olds that are like that and it's like, dude, you know this.

[A]

Why?

[C]

No. You got bullied so much for this and you're still here doing it.

[B]

Wipe the spittle, Ethan.

[C]

Thank you very much.

[A]

You're welcome, sir. Thank you for noticing my hard work.

[F]

Cool Teacher in the classroom on school hours, stripping down butt naked, bending over and showing everything on the video. And all you see was cellulite hanging in pubic hair.

[A]

Okay, hold on.

[F]

This is a display.

[D]

I know.

[A]

Hold on. Now you're mad because the nudes weren't hot enough for you. Sir.

[C]

What the heck?

[B]

And the lady's cracking up. Next.

[A]

Sir.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Your criticism is too much pubic hair and too much cellulite trash.

[B]

I feel like.

[D]

I feel like saying that information was inappropriate right now.

[A]

Yes. Like bananas.

[C]

It's making the suit look weird now the suit's looking kind of weird.

[B]

And the jewels, I'll tell you the evening jewels.

[C]

Vagina.

[A]

There was way too much pubic hair in those. Nud. I seen them myself. I masturbated to them once. But the second time it was out of the question. There was way too much. I tell you, when I get nudes, I lock them asses tight and the pussy shaved.

[G]

I was.

[C]

Because I had.

[A]

Sir, you're giving us too much information.

[C]

What's his point? Like, if it was. If it was up to his standards and it's okay if she's in the

[A]

classroom and I'll tell you, she wasn't even hot.

[D]

Hot.

[A]

Worst of all, she was not even hot.

[B]

Yep, the cellulite and pubic hair.

[A]

That's so crazy. I gotta hear that again. That's a. That's a poll, Zach.

[F]

Frightening that these are.

[A]

We are terrified of cellulite and pubic hair.

[F]

Educators in an elementary school teaching our children. When parents send their children to school, they believe their teachers are people of the utmost highest.

[A]

Like, so far, he's doing good. He's like, yeah, high character. We need high character teachers and all this type of stuff. Also, to be fair, we expect them to be high character, but we don't pay them. You're not gonna, like, treat it like a high character job if you want high character people.

[F]

But now we got a teacher in the classroom on school hours, stripping down butt naked, bending over and showing everything on the video. And all you could see was cellulite hanging in pubic hair.

[A]

Look at her.

[B]

And like, the characteristics Southern preacher. It's just so Fun.

[C]

No, they. They know this person and they don't like them. They know them personally.

[A]

I feel like naked.

[C]

I don't know. I'm just feeling like it. So they're like roasting her and she's laughing. Imagine when the camera's off.

[A]

Honestly, it could be a small town thing. Eh?

[B]

I think she was surprised that he said that because he was on such like a preacher role and then he just.

[A]

She was butt naked with her lips spread wide open.

[B]

I dragged her.

[A]

Just like, so graphic.

[D]

I think she's like, oh, clog it.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, t. So you watched it, by

[A]

the way, sir, you are on the grounds of elementary school using highly inappropriate language.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Are there kids. Any kids near you at the moment? Is school in session, sir? Because I need to have a press conference in the parking lot about this press conference.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Imagine this man over here using foul language. Like, I will not even say it. Will not even use such words in the jurisdiction of children.

[B]

Oh, my God. Yeah. Her face is definitely like, he said it. I didn't say it.

[A]

But he's admitting he saw the video them.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

And so did she. Clearly. He's like, yes, sir.

[A]

Why would you need to see the video, sir?

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Why?

[F]

This is a disgrace and a shame that this is the type of educator and teacher that is in the classroom. And she made multiple videos. Yes. The district was unaware until we brought this to their attention. But what we're asking you to do now is to go even further. Nullifying her contract is not enough. We demand that the superintendent of board ban her from ever teaching in this school district again. We want a permanent ban on her. Secondly, we demand that this school district send a letter to TA demanding her certification as a teacher be terminated and revoked. Three, we're demanding that this district contact law enforcement. And we want to make sure that the students that she taught are interviewed. Our hotline is set up to make sure that she didn't do additional things in the classroom that may be. That may be inappropriate, unethical, unprofessional, or dangerous in the environment of those children. If she would do this in the classroom, what else will she do? Obviously had lost.

[A]

She really should have groomed better. You know, it's outrageous, the grooming.

[B]

I wouldn't even be here.

[A]

Ungodly. Ungodly.

[B]

Kept it tight, you know,

[F]

and showing everything on the video. And all you could see was cellulite hanging in puberty.

[A]

Dude, chill. You're on an elementary school

[F]

pubic hair. The damn mind.

[A]

She needs Psychotropic rewind that she likes.

[F]

She pulls out her breasts.

[A]

Oh, God. He's getting more detailed.

[B]

Oh, my God. She lost her damn.

[A]

She needs psychotropic medication

[F]

and she's juggling them.

[A]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I gotta go back. I gotta go back.

[F]

Had lost her damn mind. She needs psychotropic medication. She pulls out her breasts and she's juggling them. Look like she about to fall over.

[A]

Bro. How many times did you watch the video?

[B]

He's dragging her.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[A]

This nasty ass hoe took her crazy titties on out there. She motorboated her own titties. It's absolutely outrageous. She took her titties. She took her own titties and did this. It's a disgrace. And all I could think about was her long pubic hair. Oh, my God.

[F]

Sober and pulls down her pennies.

[A]

What the.

[F]

Her cheeks, bro.

[A]

What are you doing? Why are you saying.

[C]

That's the whole video.

[D]

Stop it.

[C]

Revenge porn.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Is he the ex?

[A]

Dude, there is no way this guy wasn't chubbed up when he watched that. Oh, there's no way this guy didn't. Wasn't at least erect watching this video, by the way he's describing it.

[F]

Lying. I'm telling you, what's on the video. Spreads her cheeks. This is madness. This woman should never, ever be allowed to be an educator. This woman. Okay, you neither, though.

[A]

Yeah, you neither.

[G]

The school.

[B]

The school is like, literally in front of him. He's like, spray. It's a. Cheeks.

[A]

Cheeks wide open. I said this cheeks was wide open.

[B]

It's fucking dismissal time. All the parents, the kids are on

[A]

recess right in front. The titties were all the way out. Golly, Spreads are cheap.

[B]

Cheeks open.

[F]

Children ever again. And I believe that if a thorough investigation takes place, you can find something criminally to bring her into a courtroom for. Because I've seen law enforcement put parents in courtrooms for far, much less than this. If we can put Donald Trump in the courtroom and find something to prosecute him for, don't tell me we can't find something.

[A]

Wait, this guy, right? Is he maga? Sounds like he's maga.

[B]

No, I don't think he is. I think he's saying, like, oh, well, maybe.

[A]

No, he's saying, like, oh, we trumped up charges on Trump. We could do it to this lady for sure. Something.

[B]

Wow, that's a. That's a curveball.

[F]

But be allowed to work around children ever again. And I believe that if a thorough investigation takes place, you can find some Something criminally to bring her into a courtroom for. Because I've seen law enforcement, they say

[A]

his name is Teacher Cornell X. More like Quinell xx. You know what I'm saying? I can't get enough of them cheeks being spread.

[F]

She pulls out in courtrooms for far, much less than this. If we can put Donald Trump in the courtroom and find something to prosecute him for, don't tell me we can't find something to procure this one for.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He's saying sad.

[F]

This is mad.

[A]

He's saying, if it's so easy to throw up, get an innocent man like Trump in court.

[B]

Right?

[A]

That's what it feels like. That's what it feels.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm wondering if he, like, got it wrong, got it backwards or something. I don't know. I don't. It's hard for me to believe that he's a Trumper. But you never know.

[A]

You never know. You never know. She's still got on her lips.

[B]

Maybe it's just dry.

[A]

No, no. You saw it happen when she was talking.

[B]

Someone said it's a lip ring.

[A]

No, no, no. Stop. Don't be silly. I'm not saying it either, but I'm gonna go back. We're at 5:40 right now.

[B]

Okay? 5:40.

[A]

You can watch it develop.

[G]

Need to get with the Texas Education Agency.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Let them know it's like a crap.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

No, no, it's not there in the beginning. Hold on, let me go back.

[B]

But you can see the spittle, like,

[G]

stands behind us by the name elementary in the school district of starting to form consolidated isd.

[A]

You see a lip ring? Come on, get out of here.

[B]

Yeah, just carry a water bottle around and just like. I think it's a dry mouth thing, right?

[A]

Yeah, it's a dry mouth thing.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

This is sad. This is madness. This is filth at its finest. And so we're praying at its finest.

[A]

And boy, was it a fine video, I tell you. I downloaded that real fast, got it backed up in three different locations.

[F]

Look like she about to fall over school district. We're not attacking you. You didn't know anything about this lady. But now that you do know, show the aggressive, proactive steps that you will take to make sure she never reenters the classroom.

[G]

From what I was saying, she's looking for employment with other school districts. So that's why this is.

[A]

Okay, let's. Yeah, let's. Let's. Let's get ahead of that parody.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

That we amplify this issue because, dude,

[A]

her lips are getting Crazy teachers going

[G]

from one district to the next doing this type of behavior. So I just want to send a message out to her because, see, that video was so horrific and. And appalling. We just want her to know that her retired porn star activities is done.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

What's going on here?

[A]

So she has a shirt. She just pulled out a shirt that says retired porn starch, and it's in the porn. In the style of pornhub graphic is this.

[C]

Why did she buy this on Amazon sites than pornhub?

[A]

They might have made it.

[B]

Okay, shout out.

[A]

And you can get this now online if you are retired porn starch. This is crazy.

[B]

You're done by that.

[G]

You would never let set foot in now one of these classrooms. You would not even have the opportunity to disgrace our eyes with that foolishness that you did in that video. So your porn days is over and also your teaching days. We're done with that.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah, I.

[C]

Sounds like porn days are just beginning.

[A]

Yeah, I should say. Should say retired teacher.

[D]

I know. Why does it say retired porn star?

[A]

This is a blossoming porn star. This is a porn star in. In the making.

[C]

Yeah, they hate her.

[B]

I don't know if they revoke her teaching license, which I think they should for something like this, she might go into porn. Like, I mean.

[A]

I mean, they got me curious. You know, they're like. Like, let's see. Let's, you know, look at them. Cheeks all spread open like. Her technique was flawless, but it was disgusting.

[C]

Frequent other sites than Pornhub.

[A]

And you can find her at Ms. Teacher Lady.

[B]

I had an idea. I don't know if you saw it in chat. You know, like those old YouTube. Were they called lip dubs? When they would. Or not even lift up or they would do, like, bad lib reading, hide bat another hide your kids, hide your wife kind of video. What if we did a. Oh, yeah, Schmo Yoho. If we did, like a contest of.

[A]

This is great for that remixing this guy. This is gold for that.

[B]

Just hearing Zach doing the pew, pew, pew, pew here. Should we think that.

[D]

What if we actually ask Shimoyoho?

[A]

You might get involved. Yeah, I know him. He's a nice guy. Cool guy.

[B]

Maybe they could judge. I want to see what people can do.

[A]

It is great material for that.

[G]

And the school district, please. Again, we're not here to attack you. We're here to inform you of what you had in your school. And this is where you can prove to your parent, the parents, and the constituents that you are going to be zero tolerance when it comes to this type of stuff and these type of deviant individuals doing this in this classroom amongst our babies, that's unacceptable.

[F]

We.

[A]

God, her lips are getting crazy. You got. If she's like. It seems like she's a public speaker, like they do this even individuals doing

[G]

this in this classroom amongst our babies, that's not.

[A]

Wait, hold on.

[G]

Acceptable.

[F]

We.

[A]

Look, dude, what the is going on?

[E]

When you were first pointing it out, I thought. I thought you were being a little harsh. But that is nasty. So bad.

[A]

Getting really.

[B]

Let her get a drink of water to make sure.

[E]

Sure somebody help her out.

[F]

That if she wants to be a porn star and it's obvious she does, that's her business. But we want to make sure that she never teaches in a classroom again. That her teaching certification is revoked and she never has the opportunity access to children again. If she wants to teach. If she wants to be a porn star. Based on what I saw.

[A]

Wait. Oh, wait, wait. Where is he going with this?

[B]

What did he just say?

[F]

I don't think she gonna make a lot of money. Money.

[B]

He is so shady. He is so shady. He's like a gay guy.

[A]

I tell you what, man, that

[B]

milk's gone bad.

[A]

Why would you say that? She's a busted old.

[B]

He's got Trump jokes.

[A]

Her titties are saggy and her pubes are crazy. Ain't nobody paying to see that.

[B]

My God.

[A]

The only reason I washed it because it was free.

[F]

She never has the opportunity access to children.

[A]

This guy is if she wants.

[F]

If she wants to be a porn star. Based on what I saw in that video, I don't think she gonna make a lot of money.

[B]

Crazy. He's like, listen what a he is.

[D]

I have seen videos. He's like, this ain't it.

[A]

I watched a lot of porn in my day.

[D]

She's not gonna make it in this interview industry.

[A]

Oh my God. Holy. Dude.

[F]

So funny what I saw in that video. I don't think she going to be at a top tier status. That's a damn shame. What I saw on that video.

[A]

Wait, he's upset that it wasn't hot. Yeah, he.

[B]

He's now he's critiquing. Now we're critiquing.

[A]

He is upset because it didn't turn him on. That's what he's upset about here in this moment.

[F]

Never has the opportunity to access to children again. If she wants to teach. If she wants to be a porn star. Based on what I saw in that video, maybe she retired I don't think she gonna make a lot of money based on what I saw in that video. I don't think she's gonna be at a top tier status. That's a damn shame. What I saw in that video. That's sickness. And I think that this woman.

[A]

But if she was hot, it wouldn't be sickness.

[B]

Sickness.

[C]

This guy. They're so. They're so personal. On it. What's going on? The message is gone. And they just hate her.

[A]

They're just messy.

[B]

Yeah, he's a messy. He knows. He knows. He cooked with the pubic hair and cellulite and he's just. He's riffing now. He gave himself the green light. That's what's happening.

[A]

But you're talking about porn, sir. You are on school ground. What you accused her of.

[F]

She's about to fall over, then she bends over and pulls down her pennies, spreads her cheeks. I'm not lying. I'm telling you what's on the video.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[F]

Way to find therapist. But let's make sure the school district protects the state of Texas children. So she can't run from one district to another seeking employment because it's not in her personnel file what she was terminated for or why she's banned from the district because they've already contract for other reasons. Well, that won't stop her from being employed somewhere else.

[B]

But she resigned for other reasons before. Before this came out. She resigned and then she and her boyfriend broke up, apparently, and then he sent it. So it's not on her record anywhere that she was shaking ass.

[D]

Okay. I mean, they're making a fair point.

[A]

Yeah, they made a good point for sure.

[B]

Absolutely.

[D]

It's just a very interesting delivery.

[A]

But, like, when you. When you're going on school ground, you could do it in front of city hall. I don't know why you got to do on school ground or something, but they're making a whole spectacle of it. Like, the school is refusing. Like, I don't think they even asked the school to do this privately.

[F]

Pennies.

[A]

You know, they're like. The school urged us not to do this. Of course they did. They're trying to cover it up. Do they? Please do not start shouting about pornography in our parking lot, sir.

[F]

Reds her cheeks. I'm not lying. I'm telling what's on the video. In there that she's banned, and they want to know why she's banned. It's done. In fact, most school districts won't even ask once they see you're Banned, you won't be hired. Any more questions?

[A]

Appears so. How long were her pubic hair. How long was her pubic hair?

[E]

How much cellulite was there exactly?

[B]

Ballpark it. Just ballpark it for us.

[F]

I'm not sure if it was a love triangle or not, but she the

[G]

one that sent the video.

[F]

Let me say this. I wouldn't give a damn if she was having problems with her boyfriend, her girlfriend. It just didn't go well.

[A]

They said something about, was this revenge porn? He's like, I don't give it to you.

[D]

Why?

[F]

She's bad. It's done. In fact, most school districts. I wouldn't give a. Once they see you're banned, you won't be hired. Any more questions? I'm not sure if it was a love triangle or not, but she the

[G]

one that sent the video.

[F]

Let me say this. I wouldn't give a damn if she was having problems with her boyfriend, her girlfriend. It just didn't go well.

[G]

Don't break it to the.

[F]

What happened in the classroom? You in the classroom where you teach your students doing this madness. Whatever problems you got going on with your spouse is irrelevant and immaterial. What? That filth that you're doing in the classroom is what you must be held accountable for.

[G]

She should have did that in her own bedroom, not here at the school, period.

[A]

True.

[G]

You know, this is not a place for that. You do not sexualize our children. You don't come with that sexualized type behavior on any type of school.

[A]

Lady, please, please, bro, please bring a handkerchief with you next time. That's all I could see.

[G]

So, like I said, yo, porn.

[A]

That's nasty.

[B]

You do what he's talking this?

[F]

Several other cases.

[A]

Yeah. I want to be a part of this guy's ministry. It's probably so lit on Sunday.

[B]

I don't even know if he's really a preacher. He's like a community leader, but I don't know if he actually has a church. Okay, yeah, I'm in. If he's talking like that, can we

[A]

find more of his speeches?

[B]

Well, there is. I. There's another link of the two of them confronting a racist lawyer who apparently in court was just, like, dropping the N word.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Oh, out of.

[E]

Out of the.

[B]

Out of this. Yeah, out of the earshot of the jury. So they didn't realize what kind of a lawyer this was, and they confronted him outside the court and had their cameras there.

[A]

Okay, that sounds. That's exciting, but okay, hold on.

[F]

Who are doing porn on their. The only Fans page. But once the district discovered in all of those cases that the teachers had only fans porn material on that page, their employment was terminated. This goes beyond that because they were doing it at home. Creating these porn videos at home on their own time, not on employment district time. This happened inside the school building. This goes beyond that.

[G]

Any other questions?

[F]

Thank you for your time and thank you for your presence.

[E]

Very welcome.

[A]

I feel like. Okay, let's see here. So we watched this cellulite and pubic hair. We saw that. And then here they are confronting. This is so great that there's more of them. You know, I feel like these two need a reality show.

[B]

I know. I love them.

[A]

What's his name? Quinell X and Professor D or something.

[B]

Dr. Candace Matthews.

[A]

They have a great name for like a. Yeah. Reality show.

[E]

Quick, quick. Bulletin. Can I get some. Some bulletin noise, Zachary.

[A]

Some what?

[E]

Bulletin. Like a news bulletin. Like, you know, something like

[B]

panties.

[F]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, sorry.

[E]

England has just scored in the game and it is now 1 to 0. England versus Argentina.

[A]

Is this the final? I. I'm not following.

[E]

The finals.

[B]

Semi final, semifinals. And how much four teams left?

[A]

How much time is left in the game? 53 minutes.

[D]

Oh, okay.

[A]

So nobody's going to watch this.

[B]

They will later.

[D]

They will later.

[A]

Oh, how much time is left?

[E]

Yeah, I was about to.

[A]

Oh, they're at minute 55. Oh, okay. So that means that the game's almost over. There's.

[E]

It's 90.

[D]

90.

[C]

Why?

[A]

They play for so long and then it.

[H]

You have extra time.

[A]

You have extra time running stoppage time.

[E]

They do get tired. They do get tired.

[C]

And then if it's tied, then they

[A]

go into two 15 minute periods and

[C]

if nothing scores on that, then they

[A]

go into penalty kicks. Oh, bro, you. You're a football guy's ex. No, but I'm excited about the World cup plus.

[D]

But it doesn't go much longer usually.

[A]

What do you care about England? Oh, because Ian.

[B]

Because Ian.

[A]

Sorry, I don't know why I did that. Ian Slater is like.

[E]

They're not. By the way. Yeah, they're like half the team.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

White, so.

[A]

Right. Ian Slater is a big England fan and I support. Okay, so. So proxy.

[E]

Yeah, by proxy. His enthusiasm is. Is infectious. So.

[A]

Yeah, very good. Well, I'm happy for Ian. He's having a big.

[B]

They haven't won in 60 years, so

[C]

it'd be 60 years to the day.

[E]

I think if they win, you know,

[A]

they have a strong team. Are they favored to win this year? They're favored against Argentina in this match. Who's the other matchup?

[E]

It'll be against Spain.

[A]

Spain played France yesterday and Spain won.

[B]

They won.

[A]

Spain's in the finals.

[E]

Yes, Spain is in the finals. And. And France was actually the favorite for the whole tournament. So that was an upset, them losing. So anything can happen.

[A]

Very exciting. It's coming home and it's all happening

[E]

here in the United States, all over North America, actually. Like, there were games. Canada, US And Mexico.

[A]

It seems kind of crazy to make them travel so much.

[E]

I agree.

[A]

Like they should just be crazy.

[E]

Yeah, I agree.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

This game is in Atlanta. I'm being informed a t o.

[A]

But I saw the players were very nice about America. I saw lots of interviews or. Or it's all been Harland. Let's be honest. It's Harlan. But he was very complimentary. He likes America and he was very impressed with our stadiums and the audience. So that's nice, don't you think?

[C]

Yeah, dude, it kicks ass. News flash, America rules.

[A]

Yeah. You know, it's good to get a little prize.

[C]

Have you not.

[A]

No.

[C]

They haven't seen movies in the 80s or 90s?

[A]

No. I'm not surprised.

[E]

We made it look awesome in those things.

[A]

America, we've been suffering.

[E]

No, we need. We need a. We need a little boost in the arm for sure. And especially after we disgraced ourselves in the tournament. So I'm glad. Glad the players are having a good time.

[B]

Just hang on for next year. The real soccer players, the real US Soccer players will be back. Guys, the ladies World Cup.

[A]

The lady American. The American ladies are like super good, right?

[E]

They are super good.

[B]

Four World cup stars. They have four World Cup.

[A]

Are they the best? Yeah, by far.

[B]

It used to be by far. But the other teams are getting a lot better. It's getting more competitive. So it'll be interesting to see who qualifies and what the. What the seeds are and all that. I will be following it very closely.

[A]

Well, we'll have to get updates from you. It seems like women's sports is having a moment, isn't it? Like, I feel like it's getting more popular big time.

[B]

People are learning that, you know, you can make money off of paying attention to it. So yeah, they're like selling out arenas, stadiums, all kinds of stuff. It's awesome.

[C]

I almost went to a WNBA game in my city and then almost breaking some sort of record.

[B]

I went to 2 over break.

[A]

Did you also coordinating with Kate. Did you also think about going to Gaza?

[C]

No, I didn't see. But I will honestly much rather spend going after Someone who is actually considering genuinely going to Gaza.

[A]

Oh, did he go now that we've had time? No, he didn't. Great.

[C]

Send me an evening to Gaza.

[F]

Spreads her cheeks.

[A]

All right, let's see them spread this guy's cheeks right now. So wait, he. He used the N word in court, and they overheard it?

[B]

Yeah, they. Or they heard about it, and so I think they're showing us, like, another day.

[A]

I do not want these two on my. On my ass.

[C]

Well, how did he use it in court? Was he singing, like, rapping along to it?

[B]

No, it was. I think he was quoting something in the. In the proceedings, but the people in the courtroom said he was kind of taking liberty with it and using.

[C]

He was hitting it too hard.

[B]

Hitting it too hard and using it to be, like, insulting. Yeah.

[C]

Smiling while reading the quote and hitting.

[B]

He was really happy he was allowed to say it because it was written down. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Wait, he was reading it?

[B]

Yeah, he was, like, repeating something that on someone else had said, I believe. But he was repeating it a lot.

[A]

A lot. He was taking too much pleasure.

[B]

Taking liberties and pleasure for sure. Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

That's tough to gauge, though.

[B]

And that's why Quinell popped up.

[A]

Here we go, bro. You saw Dr. Spittle. It's like, you say. You say Quinell three times in the mirror, and this show up behind you with the Professor Times just say, don't you dare. I would never.

[F]

Pubic half.

[G]

I bet you won't call me.

[F]

Let me. Let me.

[A]

He's like, the. Is going on black woman.

[F]

N word. Call me that.

[G]

No, call me that.

[F]

Oh, do it, and I swear for God, I'll make you taste the Ancestors.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Coward.

[F]

Call that black woman the nword. You a real coward, man. We'll catch you inside. Go right ahead. I get.

[A]

I guarantee they have good synergy, right? They're like. They're getting him. She's working just. Man, this guy's getting ground to dust. I will make you taste the Ancestors. I dare you.

[B]

I love him.

[F]

In fact, I know you won't say the N word in front of me. Come on down and I give you a taste. Everything for the Ancestors.

[A]

Damn. He's chose to stay. You see that? His assistant or aide or whatever is like, let's go. And he's like, no, no.

[C]

Now what happened?

[A]

He's like, no, no. I'm about to call this guy the N word.

[B]

He's giving me permission.

[C]

What if they showed up. What if they showed up on, like, a Quentin Tarantino set? How Is it. Are they giving everyone here or what?

[B]

No, it's. It's. I think he's. All right. I'll look up the actual article that talks about it. Lawyer. N word.

[C]

Because that'd be crazy if they pull up to, like, a. Like a movie set. Set of Django Unchained just pointing at people like, don't you do it.

[B]

Oh, God. Let's see. It was during a custody case, and then I guess he was. Yeah, he was, like, using it. Something out of the actual. It says. Reports that he repeatedly used a racial slur during a child custody trial outside of the earshot of the jury.

[E]

The N word.

[B]

The exchange as a direct. Oh, that's. We already know about that because that's the confrontation they're talking about. Yeah.

[C]

There's no way they would do it if he was, like, quoting something in court. That was allowed, right? There's no way they would do it.

[A]

It sounds like that's what happened. But he took. He reveled in it.

[C]

Yeah, but that's a tough thing to gauge.

[A]

Yeah, well, that's not for them. Not for them.

[B]

Racist, though. They're gonna. They're gonna, like, walk that line. So then when you. You overreact, they're like, oh, I was just saying what was on the paper, ma'.

[G]

Am.

[B]

You know?

[C]

But it's true. Maybe he likes the job anyways. It just so happens he had to say that word while at work today.

[B]

Are you. Are you playing devil's advocate for a racist Texas lawyer right now?

[C]

How do he. How do we know that he's racist if he's. If he's reading a court document?

[A]

Well, to be fair, we didn't see the video.

[E]

True.

[C]

Did you say this to this person? The following quote, quote, and he reads out the quote. It's like, literally exhibit B in the documents. He has to read it out.

[B]

I'm trying. I saw it earlier.

[A]

I have to. I kind of agree with Harley, because I. The guy looks racist. He does. I mean, it's not hard to believe, but we didn't see the video. We don't know if he. We don't know what happened.

[B]

Brazoria County. Michael Phillips used the slur in a derisive manner during arguments outside the jury's presence.

[A]

Oh, that. That's in a device. In a. In a. What manner?

[B]

So derisive. So it sounds like he was maybe, like, quoting something, but using it pennies toward the. Either the other party or the attorney. And it was a black woman. I think it was a black woman. Attorney.

[A]

Well, let's hear. Maybe he had something to say for himself. Let's see.

[F]

Yeah, I dare you to say it's qu x, but you will learn it real well today.

[G]

Say it.

[F]

I bet you won't say your word in my face. See, you talk to black women like that by themselves. You intimidate black women by themselves.

[A]

This guy does literally look like the racist lawyer you would imagine from Like To Kill a Mockingbird.

[B]

And, you know, he could have just said nword right when he was.

[A]

Yeah, of course.

[B]

It says. Phillips maintained that he was referencing testimony and evidence during his arguments and did not intend the remarks as a Slurpee.

[A]

But you should have said N word. N word.

[B]

Just say N word.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[F]

Spreads her cheeks. I'm not lying. I'm telling what's on the video. You gonna open your goddamn. I dare you to say it. I dare you to say it with

[G]

that hearing aid in your. Get your old Lance. Your spot, little face looking.

[A]

Oh, my God. Talk about keeping your head up high, you liver spotted, bald ass, sweaty, old. And she's juggling them, taking the high road.

[B]

This was just last month, so she. They're.

[C]

They're on.

[B]

They're on one. Oh, we have bad news in chat. Oh, Cornell X is a Nation of Islam guy, former student of Farrakhan, who has declared war on all American Jews.

[A]

All of them. Every.

[B]

Interesting conversation. Should we have him call?

[A]

Actually, yes. Actually, I would love. See, we got the button. Why not? I love that guy.

[B]

All right, cool.

[A]

I would love to pick his brain. Like, all of them. Everyone. Zach.

[F]

What did.

[E]

Zach.

[A]

Hi. Harley. Harley, I guess.

[F]

Yet.

[A]

Exactly. He's not even American.

[E]

How you doing?

[A]

I want both of them.

[E]

Bring her, too.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Get both 100%. And they'll definitely come. Oh, this is. Absolutely. They will.

[B]

Absolutely they will. All right, cool.

[D]

I'll.

[B]

I'll reach out to him.

[A]

Yeah. Then, yeah. Okay. So war on. All Jews. All American Jews. Not all Jews. All American Jews. Just the ones that are here.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I just don't like the ones that are. In my faith, you can exist over there. That was fun. That was exciting. Yeah.

[B]

We're gonna make a new friend out of it, too.

[A]

I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try to. I'm gonna try to show him that not all Jews.

[C]

Right.

[D]

And.

[B]

And, Zach, you just hit those sound bites when he's here.

[C]

You got to ask him about the numbers.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, for sure, for sure.

[A]

Honestly, I don't even have to, but I will.

[E]

You Jews are all Right.

[A]

Something you'll never hear him say, apparently. Dan Doppelgan. We saw that one. So bison attacks Grandpa. We have the main storage that we haven't gotten to.

[D]

Yeah, we should get. We should.

[A]

We should. Should jump to the. Cut to the chase, as they say. Well, we could just watch it real fast. It's the video short, and it's quite a laugh. You guys said some deaths aren't funny. Well, he's not dead, so. But boom. That's the code.

[B]

Sound effects for that.

[C]

What's he doing, though? What are you doing there?

[A]

Oh, no, no, no, no.

[B]

He's totally, very far away.

[A]

No, he's so innocent, bro. This guy did nothing wrong. Song. The bison was, like, on a campground. They were super far away, and the bison just woke up and was like, I'm gonna kill this guy for you in particular. Like, they. This guy did nothing wrong, dude.

[C]

I disagree.

[A]

He's on the campground the bison is on.

[C]

I understand he's pretty far away.

[B]

I will say that. The National Park Service says remain at least 25 yards. This guy was at least 100 yards away, and they went after him.

[A]

No, but.

[C]

But I can't. I can't support this guy standing there. They're filming. What are you doing? It's not a game. They run. They run.

[A]

How far would you just run for your life when you see it?

[C]

Like, just don't get the picture unless you're in your car or something. You just don't get to film it.

[A]

Sleep. I think he's innocent. I think he's just crazy. I think he's. This is an act of God, you know, I think the angels threw him down.

[B]

According to the. The guy who's been interviewed now because he's okay. He had to go through surgery. Someone honked their horn.

[A]

Oh, the white car did look like the white car provoked.

[B]

Yeah. Trying to get the bison to move now. For me, I'm not stopping at all if I'm seeing a bison, like, rolling around like that, because that feels aggressive to me.

[A]

That feels chill. Like they're just leisure. Leisurely.

[B]

No, they're, like, marking their territory because it's, like, almost the rut season where they're trying to get. So it's a bad time if they're, like, spreading their scent. But maybe he didn't know that kind

[A]

of thing is that type of season. Eh?

[B]

Yeah, baby.

[A]

You ever hear this at Yellowstone? You run.

[B]

Literally now.

[A]

Do it with both of them. I like the double whammy one.

[H]

Yeah, the double.

[A]

You ever hear this at Yellowstone you run for your life.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

That's awesome.

[A]

It's like a kazoo.

[B]

A.

[A]

A stag.

[B]

Genius.

[A]

Whoa. It's a traduct.

[B]

I'm giving it to her.

[A]

A t trajucken horn.

[C]

Highway 69, bro.

[A]

I. Dude, he's for an old guy who's not in great shape. He really tried. He was using them trees, he was using his environment. He really, he was so good. He almost got away from that thing. He really did well.

[B]

He was trying to distract the bison from his 13 year old grandson. Oh, he started running. Yeah, he started running, dude.

[A]

But like, I mean that guy probably weighs like a solid 250 and he got thrown in the air like a rag doll. Dude, those things, that's how you got.

[C]

I, I hope, I hope in a moment like that I would protect my grandson or whatever. You know that guy, I remember that, that, that pitbull ran into the backyard and this guy like ran away from his wife and newborn and like closed the gate behind him and she was like on the bench holding the baby away from the pitbull while I was going crazy and he like ran away.

[A]

That's the.

[C]

George, close the gate behind him.

[G]

George.

[B]

Stan.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's horrible.

[C]

Yeah, I hope I don't do that by default.

[A]

Yeah, well, let's hope you never tested my dad.

[B]

My dad used to order videos of animals attacking like this. We get them in the mail. It was called When Animals Attack. Yeah, they would be like these compilations,

[A]

you know, they're sick. So I think about this occasionally. My best friend growing up, his dad used to order these videos called Faces of Death. Do you remember that? That was before the Internet. Before you could go on like these up death gore sites. And he would just sit there with VHS and watch people die with his kids.

[B]

What was wrong with our dad?

[E]

That's psychotic.

[A]

It is.

[B]

What's wrong with boomers.

[A]

But when he told me that I didn't. I didn't even think about it. I was like, oh yeah. Faces of Death. They're like, you want to watch Faces of Death? I was like, nah, I'd rather like go on tape, throw water around, whatever. Yeah, on vhs. Yeah, it was on vhs.

[B]

When Animals Attack is what they were called. And they were. I remember an old man getting trampled by a moose in Alaska.

[A]

It was pretty sick and it was really graphic shit. It was like people getting like fucking like really fucked up. Yeah. Here, wait, hold on, let me see. I'm trying to.

[C]

Are we going to watch Faces of Death?

[A]

No, I'm Yeah.

[B]

Here.

[A]

Faces of Death VHS is a legendary shock documentary from the 70s and 80s. The movies presented as pseudo documentary by a pathologist feature a mix of authentic morgue footage, real news segments and staged executions or violent scene. They were a staple of underground video rentals in the VHS era.

[C]

This morgue footage, authentic.

[A]

This is a real dead body. Because the series became such a massive cult phenomenon, sparked intense censorship. The original tapes are highly coveted collector's items. So maybe he was ahead of the curve on that one.

[E]

PSA graded. Faces of Death. They're worth a pretty penny.

[A]

You ain't kidding.

[B]

Crazy.

[A]

Faces of Death. Despite its reputation as a compilation of snuff films, the vast majority of the most extravagant and shocking scenes were faked by a director, John Allen Schwartz. The notoriously graphic monkey brain scene and the electric chair execution. Dude, that is way crazier than I even. I thought it was like accidents.

[B]

Holy.

[A]

We're entirely staged in a producer's basement using special effects sex. Only a handful of the scenes, such as authentic autopsies and pre existing news footage were genuine. Wow, how interesting.

[F]

She pulls out her breasts and she's juggling them.

[A]

That was real.

[F]

Like she about to fall over.

[G]

Fall over.

[A]

There's titties was so damn big she could barely hold herself up straight.

[F]

And showing everything on the video and all you could see was cellulite hanging in pubic hair.

[B]

Cellulite hanging?

[A]

Yeah. I figured this guy would have taken more damage, but he's fine.

[F]

Fine.

[B]

He broke his femur in four places.

[A]

Which is pretty.

[B]

Strongest bone in your body.

[A]

That's pretty bad.

[B]

Like that's not fine.

[A]

That's not fun. So.

[B]

But he's. He is okay. He posted on Facebook like, thank you. I am okay.

[A]

But you see this? Everything went south when this car rolled up.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And you can see it. It got the bison's attention. This here. You did that.

[C]

Is he like a park guy? Let's work there. What's on the truck? Actually he might like on the side.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

He's trying to get them away from there.

[A]

Yes. Sometimes I would.

[C]

I would probably sue the park or the person.

[A]

Lawsuit. We don't know who we're suing.

[B]

Get that bad grandpa. So yeah, the bison says anyway, I'll just go this way and these people up.

[A]

Poor grandpa.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean the 12 year old probably. The 12 year old probably could have taken more damage. They're pliable and stretchy and they. I mean probably, you know, your grandparents probably wouldn't been better for the 12 year old to take it It Grandpa's feeling a little frisky today. I'm surprised cuz that that bison a long time.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Bang.

[A]

Took a tumble eh.

[B]

Put some like st's music on that.

[A]

Take him over to Matthew's Bridge. That bison did. Oh dude. What a. What a clip eh.

[H]

Come on.

[A]

What a clip. So shout out to the 65 year old Carl McDaniel who took a big old hit on the hip for his grandson on their yearly trip. I wonder if they'll be going next year. Let's see, let's see here. He says the surgery went okay and all is good. So God bless, we're all happy. The 12 year old was uninjured near mud volcano.

[B]

Oh no, this is a different one. This is that there was a second bison attack in Yellowstone this year end of June. A 12 year old got injured and he was uninjured.

[A]

So my theory is correct. He should have let the 12 year old take the hit.

[B]

He was injured but probably not. Yeah, not as bad.

[A]

Uninjured it says says was injured. Oh it says injured. It says injured. He's fine.

[B]

Yeah and the last one's just like the full statement but yeah, that's fine.

[A]

We don't care. We don't care. We talked about it. Also I guess another just don't eat Taco Bell. Apparently it's causing explosive diarrhea. There's a parasite outbreak all over America. Watch out for fresh produce. We have diarrhea cases skyrocketing. Guys. Michigan alone AB shout out. Lena shout out. Have are behind 3309 of the reported cases since June 22nd. So this is ground zero for exploding diarrhea. Michigan and New York. The health department of Michigan and Human Services announced July 13 that it is zeroing in on lettuce and other salad greens as potential outbreaks. So guys let's keep vigilant out there.

[D]

And fresh berries. I heard too.

[A]

Well and fresh guys getting closer to

[B]

it being lettuce but yes.

[A]

Also let's. Let's keep our heads on straight guys and let's continue to avoid vegetables and fruit.

[D]

Does anybody know somebody that has it it.

[B]

But I think my sister got it. I'm pretty sure my sister's family all got it. It was like two weeks long.

[A]

They all got it.

[B]

Terrific.

[A]

They're aligned for the bathroom.

[B]

I don't know about that but I mean they were. They kind of got it in waves.

[A]

It's coming in waves. You got that one coming. And we are coming in waves.

[B]

Poor toilet.

[A]

That's so funny in the context of a exploding diarrhea outbreak. Yeah. So the main symptom, and I'm reading this verbatim, is loud, watery, explosive diarrhea. Loud?

[C]

No.

[E]

What are you reading?

[D]

That it's loud.

[A]

It's in quotes. It's in quotes.

[B]

Cdc.

[C]

The cdc.

[D]

They're going explosive there. It's not just there.

[A]

It says bloating, cramps, fatigue, low grade fever. So it sounds like you're just full of gas.

[D]

Gas.

[B]

The gas.

[C]

It says here. It says stinky and chunky.

[A]

Expect very bad smells and loud sounds

[D]

and that it can last for weeks.

[A]

Weeks.

[D]

That. Yeah, that's what they say.

[C]

Oh, my God. That'd be. That's so annoying.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So if you have it, make sure you're drinking lots of Gatorade and staying hydrated with your electrolytes and all that, because it's not.

[A]

Now, if you have diarrhea for the next two weeks, can you just go crazy with Taco Bell because you're already having diarrhea.

[D]

Oh, my God. You would kill yourself.

[B]

Well, then you might get it again.

[A]

Maybe.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Can you get it on top of itself? Like, can it multiply?

[C]

Well, you'd have.

[A]

Can you get it. Exploding diarrhea to the same power.

[E]

You can make it worse. Yes, yes. And by the way, diarrhea. You laugh, but it is literally the number one killer of humanity over all of history.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Overall history. But this ain't the Oregon Trail. No, no, I got water to this day. We got IVs.

[E]

Well, honestly, Terry's the goat dude. It's unmatched. Unmatched numbers.

[A]

I'm not gonna actually poo. Poo diarrhea, Dan. Because. Because the last time I went to the hospital was because I was dehydrated and I couldn't. And every time I would drink water, I would puke.

[D]

Right.

[A]

I couldn't keep the water down. So.

[E]

Very dangerous.

[A]

I felt so sick, I thought I was dying. And I had to call Lena. You were minute to take me to the hospital. And they gave me an iv and that's when I finally started feeling better. That's when I had the pesto, I believe.

[E]

Yeah, I think that was the pesto days. Yeah, the pesto.

[B]

What if it was sea.

[A]

You ever heard of salad days?

[E]

Sure.

[A]

Pesto days.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Very good.

[A]

The early days. Chopping our teeth on the pesto. Cutting our teeth. Okay, so rfk. Oh, we have a rfk. I like rfk. So I'm going to watch this.

[E]

We really do need to.

[A]

We're.

[E]

We're Two hours into the show, we

[A]

might have an XL episode for an XL H3. There's not even a video.

[D]

We. We have two main things we want to do.

[A]

We're getting there. We're getting.

[B]

There isn't a. Yeah, there isn't a video. It just.

[A]

It's just.

[B]

RFK stopped tracking Cyclops spiriasis or cyclospora last year.

[A]

Is that diarrhea?

[B]

Well, that's the parasite that is causing the loud, chunky diarrhea.

[A]

Diarrhea is a natural occurrence. The more diarrhea we have. It strengthens the body's colon system, and it makes our immune system and our sphincters more powerful and palatable. Palatable? Zach, you're better at it than me. You're really offending me because you're making fun of.

[F]

Of my voice.

[A]

I apologize. It's not appropriate. Why is you doing this with your finger? You look like you just had a stroke. Like you're a stroke victim. You're moving up and down, making me. I don't know if that's something stroke victims do, but I hear what they have.

[D]

I.

[F]

Excuse me.

[A]

I'm Secretary of the Health and Human Services, so I'm aware of all the medical conditions in this country. All of them. Okay, I apologize. You're right. It's not. I shouldn't make fun of your. Quite rude, considering I'm under the weather today as well. So. Why did you limit research on exploding diarrhea, though? Because diarrhea is fun. It is. I guess it can be, right in some ways. It is a fantastic time and a wonderful way to lose weight. It is. Yeah. You definitely can lose weight with diarrhea a lot over a couple weeks. Sure. Make America healthy again. And more diarrhea. More. Okay. More diarrhea. Okay, let's move on to one of our main segments here, and that is Connor Murphy. And I'm very excited because Harley is taking the lead here with some bangers. Like drinking semen with Tracy Kiss and drinking my urine in public.

[C]

A little bit of this legwork. Back in the day, I was a little tapped in to the nonsense, so I, I was able to get something here for this Wednesday. There's. This is. There's a lot of weird stuff, dude. Yeah, I saw some. I saw some weird stuff.

[A]

I'll say. Connor Murphy is one of the strangest dudes that ever lived. Just really weird and just.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Creepy.

[C]

Yeah, he. He. I, I. I had no idea how famous you guys. How famous he was. How, How. How much impact you guys doing a video on him ended up shifting him down a path of sorts.

[A]

Oh, you think I'm responsible for his death? Just saying.

[F]

Just.

[E]

Just.

[A]

You think I drowned? Did you.

[C]

Did you. Did you watch any of, like, the crazy manic stuff where he's, like, singing a piano, playing a piano for you and stuff?

[A]

Yeah, I think I was. I was vaguely aware of it. I didn't want to become too aware of it because.

[D]

Yeah, I mean, I don't know how much you're gonna touch about it, but we saw a little bit, and it seemed like he was, like, not in a stable mental place. So we kind of.

[C]

You guys are pretty smart. You guys know what's up. You guys know what's up.

[G]

We.

[A]

We kept. Yeah, but.

[B]

And.

[A]

But he's dead now, so whatever.

[C]

That's true.

[D]

But back when we did our video about him, I don't think he was very big, right? He was kind of.

[A]

No, no, it was very. It was an underground weird. No, he was doing these YouTube pranks where he would walk around and be like. So he would pretend to be fat that by putting, like, a pillow in

[D]

his shirt or just a big shirt,

[A]

he's like, how hard would you rate me on a 1 to 10? And then he would take his shirt off and flex. It was, like, so crazy content.

[C]

Yeah. And I remember seeing that, but I remember thinking that he kind of played well with you guys.

[A]

Yeah, he was super.

[C]

He did the right move.

[A]

He was super cool. When we reacted to his video, he was. He was very funny and not defensive,

[C]

and I thought he was sweet then. And I think I've shifted more to. He was a YouTuber that just does the thing that, like, they knew how to. How to be in that moment. But let's get into this.

[D]

You need.

[A]

You take my hand? Yeah, go ahead.

[C]

There's a Corner of Fitness YouTube that everyone's familiar with. Meal prep, bench prep, a bench press. You know, you will Tennyson, or. Or all these popular guys that do weightlifting and all that. But this, what we're talking about today is not that, by the way. This is a. A different corner of YouTube, a weirder, darker, genuinely stranger corner of YouTube, which I like to go to, by the way. Full disclosure. I do like to go there and see what's going on. It'll take you to places like Rumble and whatnot. I'm talking about guys openly testing compounds on camera.

[A]

Wow, that's exciting.

[C]

Hasn't even finished spelling yet. We were talking about it, remember? We're talking about, like, the the needle that gives you a boner and makes you tan. Yeah, Ollie was all in the chat, freaking out about it. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, she's excited to try it or what?

[C]

I don't know, actually, I didn't, I

[A]

didn't, I, I. Yo, that guy looks crazy. He's happy with how he looks. Did he take.

[C]

That's, that's Big Lenny.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

He did. He did something that made his skin very dark like that.

[D]

Huh.

[C]

And I did, I did give you a video there, just if you wanted. It says it's adjacent Big Lenny because I thought you might like how he looks.

[A]

Yeah, I love unrelated.

[C]

There, you see it right there? It's the second to last link. Says unrelated adjacent. Big Lenny eats raw egg.

[A]

Can you highlight it?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I got it. Yeah. I love, I love Big Lenny. I love what I.

[C]

He's legendary person.

[A]

What the hell? Why does he look like that? He looks like he's like a shadow creature. Like all you see is the white of his eyes.

[C]

He used the Love Island. He didn't have Dan tell him to not use whichever Love island spray tan

[A]

he wanted, so he took a compound that made his skin dark.

[C]

I believe this is like the melanitan thing where it's. You take it and that's not.

[A]

That can't be good for you.

[C]

It makes your gums darker too.

[B]

Too.

[A]

That cannot be good for you.

[E]

Turns you into like a drought.

[D]

What?

[A]

It cannot be good for you. Anytime your skin changes color, I feel like it's not a good sign.

[E]

Yeah, it's probably not a good sign. Small but important update. Zach, if you would, please.

[H]

No.

[E]

Argentina has scored a goal. The game is now tied one to one.

[A]

Does that mean it's not going to end anytime soon? No, this.

[E]

I, I, it's, I can't, I can't say. I can't say another I, I say.

[A]

This is going to go to penalty

[C]

kicks, so another 45, probably an hour.

[A]

Let these guys rest.

[E]

Let them rest.

[A]

You know, sit down. It's not fair. Finish tomorrow.

[E]

Sit down.

[A]

Anyway, Big Lenny.

[E]

Sorry, Go ahead. Back to you. What the was that?

[A]

What the hell did you just put in your mouth? Nothing.

[C]

He's a raw egg. He just ate the whole egg, the shell and everything, and, like, crunched it.

[A]

I mean, that, that's some weird. That's like some heavy duty bodybuilder. I feel like I've seen people do that before. I want to see the injection in the dick that makes your skin dark.

[D]

In that shot, it was kind of giving bird kreischer but like, if he was into the body building shadow realm.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Don't let the viewer see this. Oh, they're seeing it actually.

[B]

Jesus.

[A]

Oh, they're seeing it.

[F]

My joints. The secret. I hate to give it up.

[A]

Eggshell membrane.

[B]

Stomach.

[A]

Your joints, bro. You're worried about your joints? I'm worried about a lot more than that. Why does his stomach look like that?

[D]

So that's just. His color is not.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

Yeah, he did. He took stuff and did things. He takes.

[D]

He's.

[C]

Look at his belly. Did you see his belly?

[A]

Yeah, no, I saw him shirtless.

[D]

Like, the shape is interesting thing.

[C]

Yeah. Some people say aesthetically it's just the ideal shape of a male.

[F]

And she's juggling.

[E]

Really?

[F]

Some people say that look like she about to fall over.

[C]

People online. Go to my page here. You get a good shot.

[A]

Well, there's big Lenny. Okay, so. So take my hand. Yeah. Why do you want to look like that? He looks like he's. It looks like he is having an internal prolapse. Like he's. He's his about to prolapse through his belly button. Like his guts are just gonna come spilling through. The weakest point on his stomach.

[C]

Yeah, it is, it is. It is pretty nightmarish what he's got going on here. But this whole, this whole space of YouTube. By the way, I wanna, I wanna tell you before we get to the Connor stuff and Dr. Huge, this, this, These people kind of made this scene. You know, we'll do. We'll do a little timeline because we love time on.

[A]

We love time.

[C]

Shout out to the wristwatch community, baby. Time is a precious thing. Yes. And obviously we know this story ends in Bangkok, but we, we. This whole, this whole circle of YouTube that I was talking about, this weird biohacking community, they all film in Thailand now.

[A]

I have a comment on that. Yeah, Me and Hila went to Thailand for a month and we loved it. But something you see in Thailand and Southeast Asia in general is a bunch of old white guys by themselves. And if western dudes moving to Thailand and other countries like that is such a red flag, dude.

[D]

Huge. A red flag.

[B]

They have a name. They have a name for that?

[A]

Oh, yeah, Passport.

[D]

Passport, bro.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, in Thailand they call them Farong, which is like Foreigner, but it actually is specifically for like the old white bald, you know, dudes from like the UK and America.

[E]

Why do they have to be bald? Yeah, why are you specifying that?

[B]

If you look around, they just all are. It's very interesting and it's It's. It's like a warning. Like the term is used as, like, a warning, like, heads up, girl.

[A]

That's a shame.

[E]

Heads up. That guy's bald.

[D]

Heads up.

[B]

Baldies coming in.

[D]

We noticed it back then and it was very sad to see because you're like. Like, this is an old guy. He might have a family back in LA or something. And he's like, here walking.

[A]

They take little business trips.

[D]

Yeah. And then I think also where we were is probably not the most of the. Those phenomena. Like, I. I've heard that there's specific cities you can go to where it's like.

[A]

Yeah, well, we did walk through the. It's like a popular tourist attraction to walk through, like, the red light district in Bangkok.

[D]

Right.

[A]

We did it. We walked through it. And you see a lot of old white dudes by themselves.

[D]

Yeah. And then you see, like, the young girls kind of like what you show Harley in your background.

[A]

But, I mean, at the same time, it's a beautiful place and it's very cheap to live, so there's that, which is good. But then it's just. The red flag is there, though.

[D]

We loved our. We spent a month there and we loved it.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

How was the weather? Was it, like, super hot and humid?

[A]

Honestly, not that bad.

[D]

No. It was kind of nice when we were there, but I think maybe it was like our winter or something like that.

[A]

Oh, it was.

[D]

Right.

[A]

It was.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Smart.

[A]

Yeah. We were. We learned people there, they don't even know what sweaters are. They never wear.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Outerwear. They don't do outerwear.

[E]

It's quite warm.

[A]

Yeah. Ever. Yeah. Go on now, Harley.

[F]

Yes.

[A]

Thank you.

[C]

Well, we know obviously, that days ago, a week ago, Connor Murphy died. He was in a body. His body was found in his. Is the lake outside of the place that he was renting outside Bangkok. But obviously this doesn't.

[A]

Why is there a child. Why is there a dead child in his hands?

[C]

I don't understand. That's why I included this clip. That's a. I thought you would enjoy.

[A]

I know. It's a sleeping child.

[C]

He's giving. Unconscious, though. No support for the neck. The kid's like.

[B]

Yeah, I don't like that.

[E]

Hold on, hold on.

[A]

Let me just make clear to the YouTube people, this is not a child in distress. This is a sleeping baby. Baby.

[C]

It's okay. It's a sleeping baby. Yeah, I. I was doing a bit YouTube. I'm sorry. If you're watching.

[A]

And the father in the arms of a loving father with really Crazy facial hair.

[C]

Yeah, that facial hair is crazy. But that, that right there is, that's Dr.

[E]

Huge.

[A]

Okay?

[C]

That right there's Dr. Huge. And by the way, doctor, if I do call him Dr. Huge, it's out of a habit. Oh, I'm sorry, he's not.

[E]

Sorry to interrupt.

[C]

Oh, go ahead, go ahead. No, no, Go, go, go.

[E]

It is an extra time now and Argentina just scored again. It's now 2:1 in overtime. They're probably going to win.

[D]

Isn't crazy, by the way, to score two goals at the end of the game?

[A]

Yeah, that's hard.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[E]

Ian's probably very upset right now.

[A]

It's not coming home.

[E]

It's not coming home.

[A]

It's stay.

[E]

It's staying out on, on holiday.

[A]

Listen, holiday, you'll always have the first half.

[B]

They have said that FIFA kind of rigged it in favor of Argentina because all of their games were super easy compared to France specifically. And also like the time of day that they were playing, France was playing like middle of the day heat. Argentina got the evening games.

[A]

So like there's, isn't that normal?

[E]

Just I have to forward a message to you in the chat right now she's saying, shut up, shut up.

[D]

Not true. Okay. You got Galia in all caps.

[E]

Yeah. She's all, she is raging on.

[A]

Isn't that normal when you seeding a tournament where the, the better teams have an easier route?

[E]

It's, it depends on how it's seated. I don't think that's actually necessarily true in the World cup, but I, I, I.

[A]

But they still have to win. They still have to beat England.

[E]

Exactly. So anyways, just another little update from the World Cup, Harley. I'm going to send it on back.

[A]

Something deeper going on here. No, I have to talk about what's going on in discord. Kate is upset because she thinks France was robbed. Now, I don't know why Galia is riding so hard for Argentina.

[B]

Me neither.

[D]

It's a great team.

[A]

But she act like she's from Argentina. Oh, she's a Messi fan. Okay.

[D]

They're a great team. Legendary.

[A]

I think her, she said her boyfriend's like a messy fanboy or something.

[E]

Fanatic.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

They also have great callers to their shirt. Yeah, but like I like the jersey.

[A]

So wait, Messi, he wins another one? That's insane. Didn't they win last time?

[C]

They did, yeah.

[D]

Yeah. Come on.

[A]

He's like the ultimate goat of football.

[E]

That's what they say.

[A]

And he's such a funny, weird dude.

[E]

He's Very odd.

[A]

He's such a weird.

[E]

He's very odd.

[A]

Yeah, he's so.

[E]

Don't disagree.

[A]

I saw a funny meme. It was like, this dude was only built for one thing. Football.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Doesn't know how to do anything else.

[D]

All right. Okay.

[A]

I got you. Galia.

[E]

Harley. I'm gonna send it on back to you. Yo, it's producer Dan.

[A]

You're listening to K E T H. He hit you with it. Oh, yeah,

[C]

yeah. Dr. Tony here's not a doctor.

[A]

Yeah. You believe that?

[C]

A man lied. He's a lawyer. He has a juris Doctor, which you need to be an attorney.

[A]

What the. Is a jurisdictor.

[C]

It's like. Yeah, so it's. It's like no one would ever call themselves a doctor. He's doing. He's doing a. A thing here.

[A]

Here.

[C]

Like, he. He. Which I got to give him credit. He's never once ever denied that. That he's using his juris Doctor to say he's a doctor. But it's. He. He's never denied that. That's what he's doing. But it's still. When I first saw him, his name was Dr. Huge, and he was clearly huge. So I'm like, oh, obviously a doctor, too.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You know.

[A]

Okay, so he's.

[D]

But he's not.

[A]

Not a doctor. Right?

[C]

Dr. Huge.

[E]

That.

[C]

Yeah, that. That I made a mistake take. I just. I'm bringing him up. He's. He's basically like the. What I thought was the. The center of gravity in this era of biohacking, because biohacking just predates looks maxing, and everyone knows what looks maxing is, but this led to that kind of. If you went. If you went from, like, old YouTube, there was fitness dudes. And then we went to this place where there was, like, this steroid transparency era, and then there was, like, the fitness. The. The fitness Its influencer era, like Bradley Martin and whatnot. And then this goes to, like, right here, which is the biohacking, which I find leads into looks maxing. And that's kind of where Connor, like, got especially lost, which he was already on his way there. But, yeah, this is Tony huge. Charles Anthony huge.

[A]

With no. No formal or informal. Well, I guess informal training in medicine.

[C]

He calls it underground research. He thinks of himself as an underground researcher.

[A]

Sure.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

That sounds really, really not good.

[D]

The kind of research that will get you to the ground.

[A]

That make your skin dark for. No. For some reason. Yeah, exactly.

[D]

It puts you on the ground.

[A]

Exactly.

[C]

This is the.

[A]

Call me Dr. Death.

[C]

This is the. The the circle that we got here is a doctor Huge. Then we have Leo and Longevity. Real name Lathe Abdullah Ghaz. Went by Leo Rex. I wasn't so familiar with this guy, but he seemed very buddy buddy with people that were in. In like a bit more science. They'll read the research and I think he was buddies with. I'm so sorry, Hilo. This is so weird. Who was that guy that sent you

[A]

how to build a better penis?

[D]

Oh, yes, yes. The guy with the red penis.

[A]

Yeah, that was his name.

[D]

Was it Craig?

[B]

Chris.

[A]

Yeah, Chris.

[C]

He, he, he. I thought it was the guy. I thought it was a different guy actually. But anyways, how to build a better penis just so that they could send unsolicited ones, maybe. Who knows? But yeah. And then the third person I want to talk about here, obviously you know him from here. Connor Murphy.

[A]

Right. You probably know him from Big Boy, right? In that. In the scene.

[D]

I feel like a of lot of people who watch this day maybe don't know because it's such an old video of ours. Era of ours.

[A]

Yeah, we get there.

[C]

No, we get there.

[A]

Oh, you do?

[C]

I have. I. I have a designated moment for

[A]

you to do that. Okay, cool. I'm part of this.

[C]

Your show. I. I don't give a. Dude, you could do it right now.

[A]

I don't give a show.

[C]

I swear to God. I back you. Unified front. Let's do it.

[A]

Go ahead. I'm take the lead. Okay, take the reigns. So yeah, there it is.

[C]

This one got 63 million views. Crazy, because that's like. That's like two fast food lasagnas, bro.

[A]

My girl's leaving me for this guy. 10 million views almost.

[C]

This is who we're talking about here. Dr. Tony Huge. Leo, Connor Murphy. Two of these three people are no longer alive.

[B]

Wow.

[D]

Yeah. That's crazy.

[A]

So Dr. Huge is still alive.

[D]

Dr.

[C]

Huge is still alive.

[A]

Ironically, still the only one with a ticket.

[B]

Longevity, Longevity. Being dead is iron.

[A]

That's an ironic, funny death.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And also he has a short dick because he's obsessed with better penis. Okay, sorry, go ahead, Arlene.

[C]

One thing I've learned about men is even if you have a huge penis, they'll still want a bigger.

[A]

It's never enough.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. Sacktown, California mid 2010s you get Charles Anthony Hughes, bankruptcy attorney, at which side? Note, it's very crazy running a bankruptcy attorney for your starting class if you're gonna min Max, steroid influencer for End Game. Crazy. Unheard of choice, but that's what we're dealing with here. And he's good at it. He's successful. He's stressed. Probably he's bored. So he does what a lot of men do in that situation when they're stressed and bored. Gets a gun and shoots people. No, no, that didn't happen.

[F]

That's.

[C]

This. That's a joke.

[E]

That.

[A]

Ish.

[C]

Kind of not a joke, but not him.

[A]

The Mormons like that one.

[C]

He gets really into the gym, but he doesn't stop where people. Normal people stop. Like, past protein powder, past creatine, he's on. Like, you're not getting. You're not getting at the kiosk in the middle of Providence place. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

Shout out.

[D]

Up.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Like, no, once again, I can't. I can't get it at the mall. You can't get this at Beverly Center. Type of.

[A]

He's on Gotcha.

[C]

And I'm talking. This is where I'm talking about the needle that you squirt in your nose to give you a boner and make your skin tan.

[A]

Oh, that's up the nose. Okay.

[C]

Crazy. It's just crazy. Well, Dr. Hughes explains why he does it, but that's just crazy to me because I like to party. And when I see something that's like that, I'm like, no, that's crazy, dude.

[A]

Well, let me tell you this. If it gave you euphoria and made you feel good and have you a nice experience, then would you. You would probably try just be weird.

[C]

If it makes me tan. Like, I. I come back on Monday morning to. To work, and I'm like, very dark. And you're like, what you do?

[A]

I did the. The XL 5371.2. It's a new experiment.

[C]

Close PT141.

[A]

Is that what it's called?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That's awesome.

[C]

But, yeah, Dr. Hughes, like I said, wasn't a doctor, right. And he never hid that. That's important. I do think that is important that he never hid that. But what kind of YouTuber is Dr. Huge, right? Which. You have a video clip there. It says, who is Dr. Hughes? I cut up a little. A little nice thing there that you see.

[A]

Who is Dr. Hughes? Let's find out right now. If you guys just knew the inner

[E]

life of Tony Huge, you would realize it's much more.

[A]

Is that longevity?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, so the two goats together, one of them's dead.

[C]

Leo Longevity. Yeah. Well, I'll get. I'll get into that.

[H]

I'm Tony Huge with Connor Murphy and Nita we did a previous video where we interviewed Nita to see if she would qualify for being the first member of the new harem.

[A]

Because I want to protect whose harem?

[C]

Or is that he had a series called Harem Quest.

[A]

Oh God.

[H]

Guys, when we're mass blasting.

[A]

Mass blasting.

[H]

I don't want to grow the heart. It's called remodeling of the heart. Where your heart grows and the structure changes as a result of the use of high dosage growth hormone.

[C]

What's up with the background there?

[A]

Right? Oh God, he's doing it.

[C]

But look at the background around.

[D]

I know. I'm so curious about all the stuff there. Like what?

[A]

Well, he's probably kind of. He's probably pretty smart if he. Man, a lot of dumb people become lawyers.

[H]

Dosage growth hormone, bigger orgasm.

[A]

Holy wild.

[D]

Dude.

[H]

You get the magic rectally.

[A]

Yeah. You know, when the zombie apocalypse comes,

[H]

I would probably rather have a lady

[A]

boy on my team.

[H]

Connor Murphy. Tony Hughes.

[F]

Fair.

[A]

I don't know why, but checks out. Yeah, exactly. They can do it all, folks.

[H]

STDs. Surprise. We're in Pattaya, Thailand. Called myself a veteran red light district of the world. I still do get tricked every once in a while though.

[A]

Girls do some. Some shady stuff and say make.

[C]

Makes.

[H]

Makes Las Vegas look like preschool.

[A]

Well, sure, yeah, I can understand. Sounds like you're up to some weird.

[C]

Just weird. Don't say all that. Don't say makes Las Vegas look like preschool. I don't like.

[D]

Yeah, why preschool?

[C]

Yeah, he's on. He's on. He's on some but he's in. Yeah, he was barely like about fitness, YouTube or creating the same way that others are. It was kind of like he. It was about the argument and the ideology that he had. You know, he was like testing it on yourself. They don't, you know, this is the. They don't want you to know about this is that underground research. And he's like this is that. And. And he was really close with this company called Enhanced Athlete and they sold stuff like SARMs which is like, I don't know the science behind it, but it's kind of like a version of almost steroids. Just like how. How the peptides things and pentastacks that people obsess over now. You know both those. The peptides that people are freaking out of. Yeah. So it was kind of like a precursor to that and he was going to prove that it's going to work for you by, you know, testing this stuff on himself. And he was you know, it's going to be scientifically based, not peer reviewed, obviously, but he was just like a, a very jack dude. And when a jack dude tells other dudes, like, here's how you get jacked, you know, he's going to have people that are in on it. But in 2017, he got hit with some all at once. What happened was he had, and I did include this article there if you wanted to pull it up, but he. The. The company, Enhanced Athlete, they ended up essentially getting an investigation on them. First, the Wall Street Journal ran this article right here on Enhanced Athlete. And the same month they raided the company's British operation and they seized dnp. And so you guys know what DNP is? It's an industrial chemical, a pesticide that they. There was an era where it was sold to people as a weight loss shortcut. And I think, I'm pretty sure it's killed people in the uk. So this isn't like, dude, this is a ban supplement. Like we're like, we're in poison control territory. We're beyond like, yo.

[A]

Well, I bet if you, I bet if you drink Belize you probably lose weight.

[C]

Yeah, I, I think, no joke. I think this is like what it's close to was like your heart beating extremely fast and your body going into some sort of like you're trying to protect yourself from dying and yeah, you're just wasting away. But they, they raided, they seized SARMs, DNP, raw material, stuff like that. I had just found out who this guy was at the time. And on December 22nd, YouTube terminated his channel. Merry Christmas, huh? And actually every, every platform like hates Tony Huge. They block him every time and he always pops back up. Except some like Rumble. Rumble loves him.

[E]

I was about to say no way he's getting banned on Rumble. But I got here.

[A]

It's nice to know that there's a home from everybody online though.

[C]

Guy shredded with a large hog.

[A]

Congratulations, sir. I don't know this.

[C]

I gotta tell you guys one thing about Rumble. When I went there so that I could put these videos that we're not going to Rumble is at some point when you want, you got to go to Rumble and check out the pre rolls. Dude, it is like an alternate universe. Oh, I know you've seen them.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

I mean, cracking me up.

[E]

We, we plumb the depths of Rumble for, for content here on this show fairly frequently. I mean most, most of like, you know, psycho right wing influencer happens on Rumble people so. Oh, you know, that's true. It's Ripe. Ripe harvest over there.

[C]

Oh, they're pre. Their pre roll is so bizarre.

[E]

Yeah but and it is often drugs and like this kind of like his kind of stuff. That's why I was like how could

[A]

he get banned on rumble?

[E]

Fits right in.

[C]

And all of this led to Dr. Tony Huge. The, the lawyers really wanted to depose him because he was the famous face of enhanced athlete. And the judge ordered it to depose Dr. Huge. But you know what though? He's gone. Small problem. He left.

[A]

Oh, he skipped Sacramento.

[C]

Pieced out Sacramento to Paya. We back in top land, baby.

[A]

So he ran from the authorities. That's how he ended up in Thailand.

[C]

And this is, and we're talking like this is Dr. Huge, dude.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Aka not a doctor, a lawyer. So he knows exactly where he could or couldn't be reached.

[D]

Right?

[A]

Interesting.

[C]

And he was like hitting them up. He was like come depose me in Thailand or do it over Skype. He knows, he knows that they can't do that. They can't. You can't depose over Skype. Skype apparently.

[A]

Oh wow. Yeah.

[C]

So. And the enhanced athlete, their official position in court filing stuff is that Tony Huge, he's just an unpaid brand ambassador. So apparently he has like nothing to do with the company anyways. But that never gets cleanly resolved because our boy is in Thailand. And like why, why, why Thailand? Why do these guys, why would they go to. To Thailand? Perks. And they, and they're perks that stack so distance. So in this case, subpoenas, depositions, the fda, CIA, the FTC won't let me be me. They try to shut me down in MTV anyways.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

All of feels good when they're there there. All of it feels theoretical when you're doing all this stuff when you're 8, 000 miles away. The second reason why you would be in in Thailand for this is it's cheap. The gyms are serious. Pattaya and Bangkok, they have like a crazy western expat ecosystem there. There's like a healthy, thriving weightlifting community. And if you have a mid tier patreon and you're living in, in Thailand, you're rich.

[A]

Yeah, you're good.

[F]

Dude.

[C]

I. I just wondering what, what you could do if you were in Thailand.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. You don't need a lot. What kind of life there, what kind

[C]

of life could you have? Dude, you have arrived. I've seen your house. Could you imagine if you spent that in Thailand?

[A]

And I could buy, I could buy 24 karat gold and inject it into my veins I guess.

[C]

So it's a good thing you're not there. And also Thailand, they have a decades long reputation of being like chill, like steroids is chill there. You know, it's not, it's regulated but like perception wise and how it plays out, it's much more sneaky. Just like the content freedom. If you're filming underground experiments at your home home.

[D]

Right.

[C]

Someone's gonna be looking over your shoulder. Not here though. And, and, and five, it is actually becoming really big for biohacking, tourism and biohacking, AKA looks maxing is like all under the same thing that you guys have seen how popular it's all become.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Over, over the last little while. And yeah. So Thailand is this offshore studio of, of for just looks maxing biohacking YouTubers to do stuff. And let me, let me bring you back to our boy Leo and longevity here because this is the first, this is when I first took note of this whole side of YouTube. He had a channel called Leo Longevity. 123, 000 subscribers. Which obviously is not huge when you compare to H3, H3 productions. But in the space it was big and it was respected and he was genuinely respected by quite a few people that ended up having a bit more of a career after the fact. They kind of fancied him a bit more of like a smarter dude when it came to this stuff as opposed to Dr. Huge. And he did collaborate with a lot of big science adjacent fitness creators on the platform. Platform. He had, he had a divorce in the US and there is something like. I heard Dr. Huge mention it in someone else but it's always weird to reference something as anything but fact when I hear it from one of these people's mouths. But apparently he had like some sort of potentially physical encounter with his wife, I believe.

[G]

Believe.

[C]

And so he left a wife and kid and moved to Thailand. This is as I heard it, nothing is really believable fully. And he moved right into Tony Huge's orbit entirely. Friend, collaborator, they live together. So he's living in Tony Huge's house in Pattaya. Which brings us to January 30, 2023. On January 30, 2023, Pattaya Police are called to Tony Huge's home. Inside. Thank you. They find Leo Rex dead.

[D]

Damn.

[C]

He was 34 years old and the person who found him and the person who called it in was Tony Huge himself. And by his own account he found Leo days after he likely died.

[D]

Days.

[C]

So he said he was. He Assumed he was sleeping off a pill. Maybe he was gone away for the weekend.

[D]

But it's in his house. No.

[C]

And the room was like ransacked with blood at the scene. Okay, yeah, blood at the scene. And we're like talking like ransacks, like Jesus. Like fighting happened of sorts. It would look like. Oh my God, there's a like destroyed pieces in the bathroom. Allegedly. And I mean in the days after Tony Huge did what Tony Huge does, she kept banging out those videos. Dude.

[A]

No way.

[D]

No way.

[A]

That's awesome. Shout out.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, you content creator to the core.

[A]

So wait, are people alleging that that Dr. Huge was involved in this guy's death?

[B]

Death?

[C]

People had questions. People had questions and they felt away. Are you familiar with Johnny Bravo on YouTube?

[A]

Oh, I. No.

[C]

Okay. He's.

[A]

He.

[C]

He did an interview with him with Dr. Huge where they spoke for like an hour on it and. But Dr. Hughes should just ended up making more questions than answers here it looks like I, I somehow didn't include that video. But you hear Dr. Huge talks to Johnny Bravo about this.

[A]

Well, what was the police report on cause of death?

[C]

So the. His ex wife, I believe she doesn't have have. She says the, the police report has missing basics like a real time of death.

[A]

So nobody she's offered a reward at.

[C]

At the time. And I think that is still there to this day. But the police reported was different at the time and then it kind of changed and seemed like there was potentially less details.

[A]

So that there's fuzziness initially and I

[C]

just highlighted this thing here, if you wanted to click it.

[A]

There's fuzziness around cause of death. How strange. Because if there was like a, a mortal combat taking place, I feel like Dr. We could talk about Huge would be. Be very easy to tell if he was in like a fight to the death.

[C]

Yeah. Especially considering like there's. He's like a big dude.

[D]

But it was like also not reported for days, so.

[A]

Well, he would still have bruises and cuts and stuff and a fight to the death.

[C]

Who would have that? Oh, oh, Dr. Hughes. Yes, absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. And, and that's, that's how I felt about it as well. But who's this guy again?

[A]

Is that Johnny?

[C]

Oh yeah, that's Johnny Bravo. So he actually this guy's side note, very easy to get distracted and maybe that's why I didn't include include it because I always get distracted. But he's just podcasting and somehow the dude has like cameras that are going to be moving and spinning around. Like there's Like a shot behind his head. On the podcast. That happens. It's really. That's my dream next level production here.

[A]

All right, let's take a look at this time stamp.

[C]

Oh, go to. Yeah, it's a bit earlier. If you look on the bottom and you scroll to the left, you'll get to. I believe it's. Asian girls is a good place to start.

[A]

Japanese woman.

[H]

It's in my head. There was. I started mourning multiple times and then something exploded in my face.

[A]

What's that? What's that?

[E]

You went to emotional difficulties. He said go to Asia.

[A]

I thought I did. It says right here is. Oh, wait, what? Where's. Oh, here.

[D]

Look at the second shot, though.

[A]

Yeah, look at the shot here, here, here.

[C]

You're gonna have to. It is a crazy ass. Way too sick of a shot for that. And it's actually the camera. Camera is moving.

[D]

It feels like he's shooting a music video.

[H]

Laos, actually, I. The way Laos look. I really like the way Laos look, but there's not a lot of loud and forever. But you know, from Laos, dude.

[A]

He has. His angles are crazy. That's awesome.

[D]

Like, if he was singing into the mic and it was like a really emotional song, those shots would make sense.

[B]

I know.

[D]

It's like.

[C]

It's like dreamy.

[D]

Yeah.

[H]

Yeah. I had her there. And there's two things about her that are spectacular. Like her parts of her body are like 10 out of 10.

[C]

And her voice never stops. Is mesmerizing.

[H]

Her voice is like, just can't get any better.

[C]

It's kind of like broken up because he keeps talking about Asian women. But he'll get to this point where he's saying how like Leo was. And this is like a couple days shortly after, he'll be like. He'll be like. He's saying that Leo was very rough with women. And like that's just like a normal thing. And he kind of like, he puts it on like where. Where Leo's family is from being like, that's how they do stuff that it's like, it's. It's. He kind of paints it that way, which is just weird. Is like you're being. Buddy just died that lived with you. And then he's.

[A]

Then you're like, hey, Airing him out.

[C]

He did some. Maybe someone had a problem with how he treated a particular woman. Maybe someone didn't like that. And that's kind of how he. He positions it in a way.

[A]

Let me hear.

[H]

And yeah, he and I. And I got excited because he. I was like, oh, my God. Okay, if he. If he found an Asian girl, it's not easy to get him to find an Asian girl he likes. He did find some he liked. He didn't hate all Asian girls most, but there was some he liked. So this one, you.

[A]

You moved to Thailand, buddy.

[C]

So excited.

[A]

You know what I mean? Like, wrong place to visit.

[H]

You know, taking her clothes off and letting him play with her a little bit and stuff to get him. You know what.

[A]

Why do you know all this?

[B]

He was like, facilitating it.

[C]

He's saying. He's like, that's a sick. Let's.

[A]

Let's listen.

[H]

That's kind of a treat to my friend, you know, because I'm super open. I'll share my. I'll share. Actually, I tried to share it. Yeah. I tried to share a lot of my girls with him, but he didn't

[A]

want share my girls with him.

[C]

Wait, I was clapping for Ethan. I was clapping for Ethan's angles, not what doctor.

[A]

These are weird dudes.

[B]

This is how moved to Thailand.

[A]

Yeah, exactly.

[D]

About them. Like Pokemon start collecting.

[C]

He's the worst at doing it exactly like that. That's a great comparison. He's really bad at that. He does it constantly. I can't do that.

[H]

I think I did share some of my. I think he did actually take me up on some of my. My girls. But anyways, this one, I was. I didn't. I didn't really want to share this one with him exact, like, have sex with her. But, like, I wanted him to feel her up, you know, just to.

[A]

He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. Let your homies feel up your. Your sweetheart. Don't her. But you can finger. Her titties were so heavy. Cellulite hanging all over the place.

[F]

She pulls out her breast and she's juggling them.

[H]

And so, yeah, he got super excited. And he's like, oh, man. Do you. He asked her, do you have any. You have any friends that are like, you like, are there more of you? Where are.

[F]

Where you.

[H]

Are you. Where did you come from? And where are more of you?

[D]

Yeah.

[H]

And she said, yeah, I have friends. And she's. Here. You want, like, here's a picture of my friend. And he's like, oh, my God. Yeah, she's hot. He's like, I'm like, you want her? And he's like, yeah. I'm like, okay, I'll get her for you. So I said, yeah, negotiated and then

[A]

negotiated her to come over.

[H]

So. Yeah.

[B]

Well, I guess they're sex workers. Right.

[A]

Is that okay? And I guess that's what he meant.

[H]

Yeah. She went with him. And I'm in my room with my girl and he's in his room with his girl. And I can, you know, hear screaming.

[D]

Yeah.

[H]

And noises and stuff. And it's a little. It's a little scary. Cuz I like, I.

[A]

This is a. I'm such a good guy. And so definitely. And I'm used to some screaming, don't

[H]

get me wrong, that come from his room, but this is like next level screaming. This is like, I don't think this is okay screaming. So I was pretty nervous about it. But like, you don't like. I don't want to disturb Leo's privacy during certain times. Like, certainly when he's with a girl, I don't want to like, dude, interrupt. And I don't know what's going on. And so. But later she comes out.

[A]

That's called. Called chivalry.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it is not dead.

[B]

It's opposite chivalry. Yeah.

[C]

You're looking right at it.

[H]

To my room to talk to my girl when she's done in his room. And she's, you know, crying and she's holding her neck like she can't breathe. And. Yeah. Just kind of a mess. And I knew what happened, but I had my girl talk to her and then explain to me what happened. And I said, okay, we need to calm this down right now before someone calls the police.

[C]

So what?

[B]

Let them call the police?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Sounds like a good idea. Well, because he's like, all this in my house, Everything we got going on

[B]

here, Jesus Christ,

[A]

this man just will talk into a camera. Imagine the community you're part of where you're like, so, yeah, my buddy, I heard him assaulting a prostitute. She was screaming for her life and she came out scared and terrified. And my first thought was like, let's not call the police. Let's please not include. Let's calm it down here.

[C]

The police chief is calling it a horseplay.

[A]

That's what. And that's how I would describe it too. It's just a little horse. Horseplay. What a community, eh?

[C]

Yeah.

[H]

Yes.

[C]

Yeah. It's just also like someone's like, this is your house. There's screaming going on.

[A]

He's like, I'm not gonna interrupt. Sounds like they're having a good time.

[B]

I'll send this other girl in there. Like, what?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. So. So how soon after his death is this?

[C]

This so I. I could rumble. Doesn't put the exact date, but you guys Love going on Rumble. So maybe you would know how to do it. But there is a one that I have here in the. The doc that says Apocalypse. If you scroll. Let me. I'll. I'll highlight it here. Lady boy. All of these one lady boy or not Apocalypse training with lady boys. These. These came out like within the same. I. I could say it's way less even. But just to be safe. Within the same week.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You know when the zombies. Same week as his. His friend who lived with him died in mysterious ways.

[C]

Yes. And was like found in there.

[G]

So.

[D]

If any audio listener is listening without watching watching, we're all just like laughing at the worst things, so.

[B]

I know that's true. Whoops.

[A]

So this is him and Connor doing a serious video here. And were all the comments like, hey, what about your friend who died?

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. And also like when I, I remember the reason why I'm saying this because

[A]

like I had zero comments.

[C]

I had a conversation about it at some point. Yeah, I had a conversation about it at one point in time and I was like. I remember saying that. That he would have to have been working on the thumbnail for this video while like police were still there.

[B]

Oh my God.

[C]

Like that's how. That's how soon after.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You know when the was really doesn't

[A]

seem like Connor was too beat up about it either. Eh.

[C]

Well the thing is we, we. We got. I'm.

[A]

I'm.

[C]

You know what? We're clicking this. Let's actually, let's hold on this one. Cuz we're, we're. We're. This is a good place to do the rewind. There, there where you see Connor rewind. Yeah, we, we can click that. It's like some of the. My favorite. Oh, you click this. That's cool too. But, but for the sake of the timeline, Connor's not with Dr. Hughes just yet. But yeah, we go back to 20.

[A]

This is. Yeah, the video I made. It's a cut down.

[C]

I gave you a nice little shot.

[H]

Sweet.

[A]

Yeah. This is great. Because I got big tits. And you. This guy is a showman and he's a prankster and a magician. He finds any excuse to remove his clothing at the. The chagrin of all the boyfriends and the joy of all the ladies.

[D]

I think you're going to need one of this.

[C]

You got to keep a couple of those under the desk.

[B]

You guys having happiness.

[A]

Be fit. He's like, listen, I'm just waiting for you to stop talking literally. Is your New Year's resolution perhaps to See more ads.

[B]

Look at these cuties.

[A]

Cuz that would be convenient. First thing I think when I look at this guy is that when he's having sex, he's watching himself in the mirror. You know what I'm saying? He definitely has American Psycho vibes.

[C]

He responded in the comments, he was like, connor Murphy is the type of guy to have two phones. And he had like some. Some joke that he was like fully making fun of himself in the comments as well. Which sounds like nothing, but back then this was like advanced YouTuber maneuver to. To ride with the hate instead of like have a freak out about it.

[A]

Yeah, it very much endeared me to him.

[C]

Same, same. At the time. At the time I remember feeling that way. Murphy, I've heard of you.

[A]

And then on one hand you're. It's not even about his muscles. This guy needs his own street magic special. Oh, that's a. Where he fucking crushes David Blaine's skull with his massive arms.

[D]

I guess that means I get your number, right?

[A]

So I think you need to give me your number.

[B]

All right. Carol, do you do this to everybody?

[A]

You know, not everyone.

[H]

Only beautiful girls.

[D]

You know.

[A]

Do you do this to everyone? No. Only beautiful girls and everyone. I do this to everyone. I do this to everyone. I can't help myself, dude. Every creative little way this guy finds to take his shirt off is a joy and a pleasure.

[D]

He comes up with like an idea and he's like, that kind of makes sense. That's good.

[A]

He's like, alright, that works. Let's brainstorm some ideas. Connor Murphy walks into a Starbucks. He says, if you can guess my favorite coffee, then I get your number. And they says what? He says, guess what? I don't even like coffee. Takes off his shirt, gets everyone's number, fucks everybody there.

[B]

You want to see your new favorite color?

[A]

Are you ready to see your new favorite color?

[C]

You want to see your new favorite color?

[A]

Abs. Color. Abs is not a color, Connor.

[C]

Well, let's.

[A]

Let's just clear something up. The shirt was red. Yeah, you were wearing a piece of a shirt that was red. So technically they're not wrong, Doug, and they don't owe you shit. So I earned your number though, right? So you want to give me your number?

[B]

Sure.

[A]

But you did get it wrong.

[C]

So I. I do get.

[A]

I do get your number. Connor Murphy is my God. Connor Murphy is my God. I just want to. My name is Connor Murphy. Please let me take my shirt off.

[C]

Great line coming up. I've been stemming on that one.

[A]

I'VE got a little substance as a human being, but I know how to get abs, and my favorite color is abs. Okay.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

There it is. So that was the kind of content he was making, which was, like, douchey but, like, harmless, you know?

[C]

Yeah, Yeah. I mean, and it was also, like, eating at the time. The fake shirt stuff. All that stuff just went really well. Right? Like, 63 million views on a video is crazy.

[A]

That's crazy numbers.

[D]

He got that much?

[A]

Yeah. On his.

[C]

Yeah, the fake shirt prank was.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

63 million. I. He was much more popular than I realized. Like, going through this stuff and. And. And. And like, sponsors kind of with him. And he was goofy and mainstream, and so he was, like, really far from. In my opinion, really far from Tony huge. Which. Which makes the following six years after this really hard to watch, which is why you should pull up the videos.

[A]

What do you want me to watch this one with? Apocalypse training or. No.

[C]

Connor goes off. Which one?

[A]

I have apocalypse training with lady boys.

[C]

Oh, well, you know, there's like a handful that you could. That you can click on. They're all at the bottom. They're the ones after lady boy. Or not. Those are all ones if you wanted to click through, like, as bonus material.

[A]

Let's just. Let's go.

[D]

Fact.

[A]

Let's go to the fall or whatever. Con. Rewind. I haven't watched that one yet.

[C]

That's what we just watched. Connor goes off is.

[B]

It was.

[A]

Okay. Connor goes off. There we go.

[H]

I drink my own urine for health benefits.

[D]

And happy.

[A]

That's a crash cut. That's what we call a crash cut.

[H]

Yeah.

[A]

For a couple months now. Also, just to be clear, this is not medical advice. I'm simply telling you my research and what. That's actually kind of a. Nice disclosure. I bet Dr. Large doesn't say that. He might.

[F]

Actually.

[C]

I think he does. He does say similar stuff.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

Experience.

[H]

So I will show you exactly how

[B]

I drink my urine.

[A]

But first, how about how. Listen, buddy, respond. Listen, buddy. Pee in a cup and drink. I mean, what. Yeah, we don't need a technique.

[C]

I thought that too, until I saw what he does.

[A]

Oh, it's.

[C]

It.

[A]

Okay. The main criticisms of my last video where I talked about ingesting semen for health benefits.

[G]

Wow.

[B]

I'm doing this.

[A]

I'm creating the intention. I love you. And projecting it onto the urine.

[E]

So the urine is forming these.

[A]

Oh, my God, no.

[H]

And I rub it.

[A]

Doesn't that mean you're gay? Including my hair. Well, if it's. Listen, if it's his own urine. I don't know if it makes him gay. That means you're very, very gay, but you don't want to come out. Maybe that means you're gay. So he's doing a sound bath on his urine. That's awesome. That's innovative.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

He's putting the good vibes in there.

[A]

Rumor to help help hair growth. I believe it probably does to an extent.

[E]

How much?

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

One to two batches of urine per day. What?

[B]

What the. Hola.

[H]

Three.

[D]

Hola.

[H]

Three.

[A]

We meet again. Get me on your damn podcast and say oh, you're talking to me.

[H]

Oh.

[B]

How long ago was this?

[C]

Six. Five. Six years ago.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Probably would have been an interesting interview. I never saw it. Probably for the best.

[D]

No. But yeah. I have a memory that at some point. At some point me and you did see something and we were saying he doesn't look mentally stable. Essentially.

[A]

No, I saw that.

[D]

So we didn't want to engage.

[A]

I don't remember him asking to come on the show or like like talking to me directly or something. Interesting ass. And say you'll in on it so you don't get a.

[B]

A charge from the police.

[A]

What? Cuz man, you said some questionable things in the past anyway me. This one's for you.

[B]

Does he have an accent or is he just talking?

[C]

He got. He did an era of that. His.

[A]

Wait, he made a diss track on me?

[C]

Yeah, it was.

[A]

He said wait. This is a meme from our subreddit by the way, in case you want to.

[D]

Right.

[A]

Warning of him being clever. He says my body. This is from the sub Fibonacci sequence. And that's actually really good because this picture was taken in Vegas. I remember went and achieved you making.

[C]

You're making Vegas look like preschool in that picture.

[A]

That's right.

[H]

Is going to give me his

[D]

what?

[E]

His divine protein shake.

[B]

Dude, this is a porn.

[A]

Wait, that has to be a be right?

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

You don't just drink another man's semen for vibes.

[C]

It's just so it's such a guy thing to launch a whole YouTube channel and give like hey, here's what the science is behind all the that and do this whole song and dance when it's like you just wanted to eat come, didn't you?

[A]

Yes.

[C]

You don't need to make it about muscle. And are you alpha and how to command the situ. Just go eat some c. Yeah.

[D]

Enjoy.

[C]

You don't need to do all this. It's fine.

[B]

This looks like the opening Of a porn.

[C]

Yeah, it is. It literally is. That becomes a porn.

[A]

How did you become gay? Sounds like he that man. Why you keep tagging Mike in the

[B]

photo, like in the weird. You're posting and in my messages talking to you about how you raped me.

[D]

So I'm talking to you in a very calm manner.

[A]

I'm trying to show this is okay and if you could calm down and actually have like an intelligent conversation with me, that'd be great.

[C]

So I watch all of the footage and everything surrounding it. And getting to this part, I found it really quite infuriating that the one moment where he, he could speak normally and, and talk about like, and, and speak without doing a whole bit or getting on some weird spiritual is when he's arguing with his ex that, you know, had made this claim about him. And it's, it's a weird thing. They both are on there together and it's, it's, it's. It's very strange to parse through because I don't have enough context or information, but his. Him acting very calm in it like that. That came off as super gaslighty manipulative. Like, it's like you're always crazy. Now all of a sudden you're like, whoa, calm down.

[A]

I would appreciate it.

[C]

You're just drinking piss. You're drinking piss in the park all day and now you're like, you want to calm down. You're being a little crazy.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, it comes off weird to me.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

The woman is being a little emotional also.

[A]

He's making content out of it. I'm being accused of R. Connor Murphy.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And that's a crazy ass video.

[C]

It's, it's, it's insane. The whole, the whole thing is because

[A]

it helps people act out the sexual fantasies in a healthy way. What?

[F]

Oh, he.

[C]

That's why he was, that's why he does the sex. That's why he was having sex with all the sex dolls. He really just. He really, he really is just like me.

[A]

You want, you want me to button that? All right, what's next?

[C]

So this is obviously what we saw here is the, the hard turn that he took and that. Those were the, the, the thumbnails that I sent there. Drinking semen with Tracy. Drinking my own urine.

[A]

I'll describe it because it's really vulgar. It's him with a spoon of cum. Spoonful of gum. Have you ever seen Mary Poppins? It's like that, but instead of sugar, it's cum. Spoonful of semen helps the medicine. Exactly. Know if my joke's a little dated. Yeah. So he has one called Drink a Hard Turn. Yeah.

[C]

Oh yeah, go ahead.

[A]

Yeah, just drinking a spoonfuls of. Of semen and sitting in the park and drinking urine. So very good stuff. Very fine times. All right.

[C]

He. He took a hard turn to spirituality, psychedelics, enlightenment, ab when he gets back from Trambala. No, I'm kidding. And he has like. He was like big on ayahuasca and he had. I don't know if you saw the videos of his apartment. It was really almost ransacked and stuff like that. But. And that. That was way back before he moved there with Tony. Huge. Which when he does, they start doing all these. These videos and stuff. Which is the lady boy or not. Or.

[D]

Or you.

[C]

You can click the PT 141 and Melanitan 1.

[A]

Alrighty.

[C]

This is when he.

[A]

So he's taking in it. So this is the one that makes you tan and your dick hard?

[C]

Yeah, yeah. So PT141 makes your dick hard and if you take it, a lot will make your skin and your gums dark. Melanitan, I believe, is dedicated to making your. And here's the link. I highlighted it. It's dedicated to making you more tan. Yeah. This is one of mix and match.

[A]

The nose.

[H]

You get the magic rectally.

[C]

And you can click through this, by the way. This is just a whole video. So you click through it because each

[H]

one of us, there's two. There's so many variables in our own body. I got like 85% in there.

[C]

It's kind of funny because Connor's already taken it. Right. You're probably noticing. Why didn't I take him?

[A]

Okay, so. Okay, the side effects, like there's kind

[E]

of body flushes and you start to feel really hot. Almost like if you've taken niacin or

[C]

something like that, or you. You guys have heard of niacin or whatever.

[E]

And then you feel really nauseous.

[C]

You just kind of feel like garbage.

[E]

It does.

[A]

Does go away though.

[C]

Within about an hour and 20 minutes, it goes away.

[A]

When does the nausea begin? Usually his face is very much like, what the fuck did you guys just make me take?

[C]

Yeah, and at the beginning they were like 20 minutes. They were like, you, we're gonna take you around ladyboys and see if you get a boner with this medicine we gave you that gives you boners. And then that other guy whose name I think is Strange Straight Cody is like, yeah, you already like lady boys. So we.

[G]

We.

[C]

Maybe we should Find like a guy and he's like just a straight up women looking lady boys and yeah, the whole thing, it all comes back to like. Oh, he just. I feel bad in a way because if he just wanted to drink come then I wish he just did that. Yeah. Straight from the clock. Yeah. Instead of like going to Thailand, befriending an influencer to potential murder.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, yeah. Every man.

[B]

Right? It's okay. It's just, just, just let me know

[A]

that he's going closer to 10. I will send you like location and yeah, tell. Tell you where we should meet.

[D]

Okay. Bye.

[G]

Bye.

[H]

She really doesn't want to go to soybecamp.

[E]

She's like soy ba.

[H]

Cow. Yeah.

[F]

Why?

[H]

It's because soybecan trashy red light district. They have the most hard.

[A]

Why would you.

[H]

Tania.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Yes, it was fairly spontaneous. This is more of the kind of classic Connor Murphy content that I accustomed to.

[H]

Yeah.

[C]

But he has a boner now.

[A]

Oh, is he just hard right now?

[C]

Yeah, he's got a boner.

[A]

Okay, that's interesting. That's cool. Content. With my date and stuff like that. Like it's not purely spontaneous, but yeah. I wouldn't have got ignored normally without it. I don't think is that good. I don't necessarily want a spontaneous boner, you know, like I like, I want to know when I'm gonna have a boner and plan around it and I like it. I need to plan my day around when my erections are going to occur or not. Okay. That's pretty wild.

[C]

Yeah. So they went down. They did amazing collabos like that lady boy or not got apocalypse training with lady boys. And he was found. Was it last week? A week and a half ago. Connor Murphy drowned in the lake behind his house. So, you know, there was eras. I don't know if you remember. He put up videos being like, rip Connor Murphy. Connor Murphy's last words.

[A]

Yeah. He faked his death and.

[C]

And then he came back and was like, oh, like, oh, you stupid people. You.

[H]

You just.

[C]

I'm one step ahead of you. You don't get any.

[A]

Right.

[C]

And then he. The last two years I saw, he was into the looks maxing thing. He got this crazy. It looks like chin and jaw surgery from some of the last pictures that I've seen of him.

[A]

You got that from me in the

[C]

very last one where it says Connor's house of death. It is kind of like disturbing in a way because it's his house and it's insane. And you'll see him right at the top of the video, he's. He's got these. That I'm assuming unhealthy relationship with.

[A]

So. So at what point did he start injecting gold?

[C]

I never found the confirmation of such. It's like. And. And. And I don't believe. I'm not saying that I don't think he did it, but there was no.

[A]

Well, there was a guy discussing what he did. Right. I saw a video of one of his friends. Friends saying what happened.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, like it's. It's tricky with the people and the information that comes out of this circle and from where it's coming. So I. I don't. I don't. I don't doubt it. And it sounds like a thing he would do, but. Yeah.

[E]

All right, what's going on, you guys?

[F]

Nick here with Nick.

[E]

Strength and power in the Connor Murphy situation.

[C]

You don't need this guy talking. It's his whole. Whole video. Even though it is clear, though. But at the top is Connor's face there at the top of the video at the very front. I believe you see his chin there at the very, very beginning of it. And then.

[A]

Yeah, that looks crazy. Remove my camera.

[C]

Crazy.

[B]

Wait, what?

[A]

Yeah, no, his face was up.

[C]

I've seen he did a whole. It's crazy.

[B]

It

[E]

have an unhealthy relationship with death.

[C]

Yeah, nutty. And if you just go ahead, you could let it play while I. I talk there. If you put it on mute, you'll see.

[A]

It's. It's.

[C]

They. They do a little walk through of his house when he was. His body was found and it's like so crazy tortured. Like it was really off putting for me.

[A]

Oh my God. This is his house.

[C]

All this stuff. This is. And look at the. Look at that. That like sign. I don't know what you call that.

[A]

This is the house from Obsession and stuff.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, that is disturbing.

[C]

It is really crazy. And on. On the kitchen table, he's got that. All these. All these pills here on the left and vials. It's really.

[A]

Oh my God.

[C]

Huh?

[D]

That's. That's so disturbing.

[C]

It is. It is.

[B]

What was all that on the walls?

[C]

It could be. They said it was paint. I can't be because there's too much. And I don't know if he had Taco Bell.

[B]

Oh my God.

[C]

But according to police and the Thai local media, they said he was just behaving erratically in the hours before which clocks because I think he probably uploaded it and he was. He. The water was 10 meters deep or so. And they recovered his body like 20 meters from shore. Initial examination and no signs of assault and toxicology autopsy pending. No official cause of death. But the whole, to the, to your point of the whole gold injecting thing, which I heard also, this looks like the behavior of someone who injected gold.

[B]

Yeah. If I had something.

[C]

Yeah, it would look like a thing that would, would, would happen there, you know,

[B]

who's that woman that was. She was injecting silver. There was the.

[C]

Her skin turned silver.

[B]

Yeah, she turned like almost blue from.

[D]

That was from a cult.

[B]

Yes, yes, yes. Like my sins of the mother or whatever. Yeah, that was crazy colloidal silver. Yeah, yeah, it's a similar thing. Yeah, she went nuts too.

[A]

Yeah, I mean heavy metals don't ingest or. Oh my God, I just typed lady injecting silver. Is this.

[C]

No, that's kind of like what she looked like. She looked like that, like in bed.

[A]

All right, anyhow, what else, what else we got.

[C]

It just, you know, it's interesting. No, and this is investigations for Connor are open. I believe the one with Leo is not still open or I'm not. I'm not sure what the status is basically unanswered questions. And I'm just pointing out that like, you know, it's interesting that someone died in this orbit and now a second person has died in this very orbit. And you remember this whole thing kick started because he moved there because people, people allegedly had taken DNP and died, which was something that they were selling. So the whole. This whole corner is cursed.

[A]

And so are you, Are you pointing, are we pointing fingers to. Well, I mean, not officially, but I'm not doing that. But like are people are suspicious of Dr. Huge?

[C]

Oh yeah, for sure. Oh, and Connor's doing what in Connor's death? Like, I mean, do you really even have to feel little suspicious because in terms of enablement, it's just a guy like they were there together. Like, you know, if my boy was like, oh, I want to take a pill for a boner. And I was like, I got a needle for your nose that'll make you tan also. And you. Yes. And that to each other non stop. You're gonna get to a place where it's like put that gold in your. And all over the wall walls and then let's go for a dip.

[B]

Well, hold on, wait, so did Dr. Huge, was he home when this was all happening or.

[C]

This isn't his home.

[B]

This is somewhere else.

[A]

This is Connor.

[C]

Yeah, this is Connor's. Connor's Rental house. They lived together outside Bangkok. I. I think Dr. He lives in Pattaya. I don't know, but they, I think they, they. There was like people saying at one point, and this is completely nonsense. Comment, commentary, comment section, type not. But like, like Leo lived with Dr. Huge, apparently. And then when he was gone, Connor moved in there.

[A]

So wait, did Dr. Huge say anything about Connor's death?

[C]

Yeah, he did. He said that he did like a little memorial video type thing, talking about it, saying that Connor was super excited for future projects. Projects and stuff. That he was never suicidal or anything like that. And that he said that Conor was engaged in what he called advanced and risky biohacking experiment. That Connor believed he was developing superhuman abilities. Which lines up to what that guy said. Yeah, the guy said that also that the gold was he. Connor claimed it was expanding his fov. Also, he was thinking that he could see more.

[A]

More.

[C]

Yeah, he's thinking more.

[B]

And yeah, I mean, he was in psychosis.

[C]

He definitely needed help, you know,

[A]

so

[C]

there, there are like. I remember time people were like, oh, Leo's dead. And then Connor kind of like filled that spot. At least that's how people felt at the time. I remember reading that. And now obviously Connor gone. But I, I did find it interesting. Just this one thing here, highlighted as the last thing.

[A]

Oh, Andrew, you think androgynous is going to die next?

[C]

I wouldn't say that.

[G]

No.

[A]

No, not this guy. Now this idiot's in the same room with them. Oh, he's going down.

[C]

And look, he's there. Like, look. And like with, with Connor.

[H]

Him.

[A]

He's the one that made the video saying, what happened to Connor?

[C]

Oh, yeah, that's right, that's right, that's right. It was him.

[A]

Wait, show me that video. Because it was short and very interesting and it's him. So it's credible.

[H]

Having a great physique is not really healthy. But then we have SARMs, steroids, other things on the androgen and growth hormone pathways.

[A]

What the.

[G]

These things?

[H]

And it's like you grow muscle.

[C]

Just badass, man.

[H]

Calories, the muscle, not into fats. You don't have to burn the fat later. You have the time savings, less stress on the body. It's

[A]

no brainer.

[H]

Let's. Let's first acknowledge the fact that I'm mogging both of you.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Holy angle.

[F]

Holy.

[A]

There you go. His arm is huge, to be honest. Well, he's mogging them by being alive. Androgynous is next, bro. You should get the out of there. If you don't want to die. Yeah, but I'm.

[C]

I don't know. Just like. It just seems like a cursed circle to be hanging out in there. Personally, that's how I feel. And I put the gold claim there if you want it. But I. Even though it's that guy and he was there and we saw that he's there, I still don't know if I, if I buy it, but.

[A]

Yeah, but why would he lie about it?

[B]

Dumb.

[A]

Why would he, why would he not be truthful about it?

[C]

I could think of situations why someone

[A]

would be killed if he killed him.

[G]

Him.

[C]

If I, if, if you injected him with like PT141 and instead of a boner he died, then you gotta be like, oh, dude was injecting himself with gold. You know, he's so silly like that.

[H]

He, he was very con. Always conscious about health. So health was his first priority and he was trying to improve his goals.

[C]

Missed the mark.

[B]

Yeah. Weird understanding of what health is.

[H]

The gold was for two reasons. Mainly was one was for looks max thing to change his skin color. And two was to give him superhuman abilities. Especially in including improving his golf game because that was his real.

[B]

What Obsession. Yeah.

[C]

Connor loved.

[H]

So yeah, he started doing the, the gold injection.

[A]

I want to be gold and go golden Golf, baby.

[H]

Maybe a, you know, more than a year ago. But he only did, he only did a couple of them.

[A]

Thank you. So here, this, this to me seemed like the most succinct and the guy's there so I mean if he's lying. If he's lying, then I guess he killed him. So if it's A or B. Well, he knows who did. Why is the audio not working?

[E]

Cuz it's muted.

[A]

No, it's like in the player.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, it's muted.

[A]

There you go. For sake, dude.

[E]

Okay, now I don't have a good.

[B]

I can do his voice.

[E]

There it is in Thailand.

[A]

In Thailand as Conor Murphy's.

[G]

Good.

[A]

And speak about what actually happened to him. When I was staying with him in Thailand, he started to talk about how he has this theory that gold is

[C]

some gate kept mineral by the higher ups that.

[A]

Yeah, no, it's definitely gate kept. They keep it in like vaults and underground saves and stuff. Yeah, no, it's definitely, literally, literally gate kept. They're keeping the gold from us. You ingest it. Weeks later, when I'm no longer in Thailand, he gets back on this narrative and he starts melting gold jewelry and injecting it. And shortly after he started to claim that it was giving him Superhuman ability. Oh, the message from him.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yup. Injecting that much is literally a pain in the ass mass. I've injected probably 300 milliliters total over a few days.

[B]

What?

[A]

I ordered an IV. I think that will be much more efficient, but absolutely, I'm feeling the benefits. Clear cognition, Field of vision expanding. And back pain completely gone. I can't fathom what would happen when I get more in my system. I'm trying not to get too grandiose, but it's tough.

[B]

These people are addict. Like, full addicts and also just lunatics in psychosis.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Is there maybe there's another message where he mentions gold, but he doesn't mention it in that message.

[A]

He did.

[C]

How much? He said how much? 300 milliliters, but he didn't say what the substance was.

[D]

Got it.

[C]

And also, this guy gave up on his accent at the beginning. He was like.

[D]

And then now.

[A]

Athleticism, vision, cognition. Yeah, this kind of stuff goes in within a matter of weeks. According to his close friends, he basically descended into madness. And he was just painting on the walls of his rental house with gold. He was taking some substances.

[C]

Is that the gold he was injecting when we saw him?

[B]

Oh, my God. Imagine he's injecting gold paint. Jesus Christ. Also, how is he, like, melting the gold down? Because then it would be hot away

[A]

from the cops, like, true. Well, he did say it's a pain in the ass.

[B]

Yeah, like I want to know the formula here. I have the one and only.

[A]

A lot of the time, Connor certainly towed that line between eccentricity and pure insanity. And unfortunately, he was on the wrong side of it at the end. May he rest in peace. You took it a little too far. Okay, so. So basically. So what's that? What are we concluding about? So Connor's dead, the other guy's dead, and the only one lit who's still kicking is Dr. Dr. Mike Evil. Dr. Mike. Yeah.

[C]

That's it, really. Like, there's two out of three of those people are dead. It's all in the same circle. We. I mean, when it comes to Connor, especially. Especially as interesting and. And sad and tragic that we all literally watched it. Millions of people watched it happen very slowly over five, six years. No one was truly surprised that it went there. Just kind of sad that it played out that way. I would wonder about the alternate life that he could have had if his video never popped off, if he took his shirt off and no one gave.

[A]

Are you saying I killed him now?

[C]

I'm saying we did all of us, especially the people at home watching.

[E]

I did. Didn't I have anything to do with it?

[A]

I, I, I don't. You know what I mean. The man just loves Chipotle. And I.

[E]

And honestly, I support him in his quest for obtaining pure. No, no. He took a risk. It didn't work out in his case. But I can understand and respect the chase for the perfect golden body, ideal human.

[A]

Yeah, I know. You're on that same chase. My.

[E]

Absolutely. You should see my apartment. It's covered in gold leafing.

[A]

I eat gold. And then I shit it out and

[E]

paint it off and I use that to smear all over the walls. Ally is not thrilled about it. She's moved out for months. She doesn't see the vision. Exactly.

[D]

Kate.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Because she can't see the field of vision that it's expanding.

[B]

That's right.

[E]

I found that detail very interesting.

[A]

How does your fan of vision expand?

[E]

That's a.

[A]

Like your eyes get wider.

[E]

Wider. Or, or like the, The. The focal length needs to get wider. Like they, they compress like this way and get, like, narrower so that your retina is more coming around the sides. And you become like a deer where you can see predators running up on you.

[G]

My.

[C]

My Shambhala picture. My Shambhala picture. I was competent enough at the moment to remember exactly what's going. I was watching myself from the back. I was in third person. And so I did get a greater FOV by default. And my eyes were like, at the edges. They, like.

[B]

We did see the eyes.

[A]

Well, there it is. You guys are updated on Connor Murphy. He's dead.

[D]

And, I mean, it is sad about him and this Leo guy. They're just, like, in their 32.

[A]

Yeah. Young guys.

[D]

I'm sure they have families that, like, you know, wish their sons didn't go

[A]

in that route, it seems like. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. Dr. Huge. So is he on the outs with the community?

[D]

I.

[C]

It's really, really strange.

[A]

Well, he won the Battle Royale, so, I mean, congrats. Chicken dinner.

[C]

He uploads to rumble. Like, a month ago. There was like, a dating show thing going on that he was starting to do. I guess. Another harem quest.

[B]

Odd.

[A]

I'd love to be part of that man's harem.

[B]

Women just, like, commodities.

[A]

What I wouldn't get, I sell any. All right, so we now we have.

[C]

Let's have fun.

[A]

This is gonna be a jumbo episode. So we have the Love island special now and spray tan.

[B]

Well, Ethan, you can get your spray tan going while I chat about this if you want.

[A]

This is perfect because I hated this season. I hated the show. I was miserable every time it was on the tv. I found it pointless, difficult, redundant.

[B]

Oh, yeah. It was not a good season.

[A]

They didn't give them alcohol. They had this. They stopped giving them alcohol, which is the whole point of the Schweiz. Wait, really? Yeah. Two drink per person. Two drinks per person max. But it's been like that. Well, the first season's the one I watched and they were trashed and it was fucking awesome.

[D]

This is the real reason we want to even talk about it.

[A]

You just want.

[B]

Yeah, let's go. Chop chop, and I'll start talking about this.

[A]

All right, well, suit up, island. Am I suiting up, kit? I was just gonna take my shirt off.

[F]

No, the.

[E]

The technicians are gonna suit up.

[A]

Okay, so I'll be the unprotected and the technicians will be protecting next.

[B]

Harley, you need to fix your. Your stuff.

[A]

All right, so you guys talk. You put it on the. The monitor and I'll just. I'll just be your yo.

[E]

Hey, I hadn't. I hadn't seen. But you, like, totally transformed. You are in the villa. So I'll put my cards on the table right away and just say that I have not been watching Love Island. However, my wife has. It's her first time watching a season of the American Love Island. She used to watch the UK one, but bailed on that because she started to find it boring. But everybody's been hyping up Love Island America so much that she decided to watch it and it just does not seem like a good show.

[A]

You got into it, eh?

[B]

You don't have.

[E]

Honestly, she's like hate watching it.

[B]

Yeah, like, she's watching accents and the slang and all the fun stuff you can learn, right? It's just like. It's not. It's just not the same by.

[E]

It's not the same. It's not the same. Also, I don't know if every season is like this. This is my first exposure to it. I know they're on like season nine or eight or something, right? This cast of characters that they managed to find to be on this show are just most terrible, dullest human beings in the world.

[B]

Well, you know what the problem is? They are scouting, like, in Miami. No, it's because they're scouting in Miami. So it's just all of these people

[E]

who want to be Miami party people.

[B]

Miami party people, influencers. Like, if you go back to the early seasons, it was just like low Level glamour models in the, in the UK or people with real jobs. And now it's like 24 year olds, right, who just have nothing that all they want to do is make money from being on Love Island.

[E]

Yeah, they're not there for getting all the deals. They're not there for love, which is what it should all be about. Oh my God. Save Mr. Beast. Save Jimmy. My issue is just that, you know, if you're gonna do these kind of shows, I, I, I, I am cynical about it. I, you know, I don't, I don't think it's actually all about lovers anything, but.

[B]

No, of course not.

[E]

I'm honestly of the opinion they need to go the opposite direction. You need, you need way crazier people than they have on this show on there.

[B]

Well, there's a reason there aren't many crazy people anymore is because there have been three suicides related to the show.

[F]

Oh my God.

[B]

Okay, I have stories of those that we can. I know, but I don't mean crazy

[E]

like, you know, having mental health issues. I mean crazy like being, being drama fiends. You know what I mean?

[B]

Like, I know, I wish, I wish. But I think a lot of those people get weeded out in like the psychological tests they do before the show now.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Which, you know, it's a double edged sword, unfortunately.

[E]

It is, it is. Because. Yeah, yeah. I don't know, I just, I, I see Ali watching this and you know, it's just scene after scene of people just like kind of breaking off into pairs and going and having a conversation or whatever. I'm thinking back, you know, 20 years now, going on 20 years now to like the VH1, you know, rock of Love and Flavor of Love and Flavor of Love and all those kind of things. Like we, we need a, we need a cast of characters like that on this show.

[B]

Polish. It's too, it's too polished.

[E]

It's too polished.

[C]

Exactly.

[B]

If you can pull up under the background on Love Island A2, there was a literal proposal. Season one of UK. It was so insane and stupid.

[E]

Somebody proposed.

[B]

Nut jobs got engaged on the show. They had met on the show and they were just so, so trashy. And you can see like the wedding dress doesn't fit. They got them all these like hideous like Goodwill wedding dresses to wear. None of them fit it. It was just like a, like a.

[E]

See, that sounds kind of fun.

[B]

Yes, it was more of like a janky show. You can see all the girls like tracks in their hair, like all their like clip in extensions like, it was just so much more fun when it was less polished.

[E]

Yeah, you know, that's the problem. That's the problem. Everything's too polished these days. Here, I think I found what you're talking about.

[B]

Yeah, it was just a.

[E]

Who remembers John proposing to Han on Love island season one? This has to be it, right?

[A]

Oh, we can't.

[C]

We can't watch.

[B]

We can't watch it. There's. In the dock. There's just the article with a screenshot or the. The pick of it. Okay, A two.

[E]

There it is.

[B]

There you go. There it is.

[E]

There it is. Okay, one second. Let me pull this one up.

[B]

This is John and Hannah. You could also. They showed so much more, like on camera sex. People were just banging and the production was just like full volume.

[E]

Wow.

[B]

You hear like balls on ass.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Crazy.

[E]

Well, they're a lot looser about that kind of stuff in the uk, right? Like, yes. Nudity and sexual things on.

[G]

On tv.

[B]

Yeah, there were like nip slips in season one. I mean, it was just such a sloppy mess. So that's why they've cut back on the alcohol.

[E]

Gotcha, gotcha. I see here, here's the proposal here. Terrible dress, Classy affair, for sure.

[B]

This was a legit proposal. This was not like all of them had to prepare something. They legit were engaged for like maybe a month afterwards and then obviously it went down in flames. But they were, I mean, shock.

[E]

That's so sad, actually.

[A]

Wow.

[E]

You hate to see a marriage fall apart.

[B]

I know. Just an Essex geezer and his. His Scouser girl, you know, Skisa. Yeah, yeah, the skis together. So, yeah. Now Love island has 25 different versions across the planet.

[G]

Jeez.

[B]

US, Australia, Spain. And then they had the spin offs of like celebrity Love Island All Stars. Oh, my God.

[E]

Welcome to the villa. What's the topic? What's the top?

[B]

There he is. Oh, he's a bit of me, isn't? He's a bit of me. We can get into like the scandals. I don't know if Ethan cares about any of this.

[A]

No, in fact, you can get into it.

[F]

Yeah, go.

[E]

Go ahead.

[B]

Yeah, totally.

[E]

Let me take the lead. Ethan, I believe. Well, actually, you tell me, Nate.

[D]

I got.

[G]

Yeah, I got my.

[A]

On it.

[E]

You got your eye on it.

[D]

Thank you, Nate.

[E]

All right, well, feel free to cut in when. When things get going.

[A]

If we want to hear him, however,

[C]

I will need to mute.

[A]

Mute the microphones so there is no feedback.

[D]

Sounds good.

[C]

Okay, so just fair warning on that.

[B]

Gotcha. All right, so As I was saying, in the past on Love island, this is all way more interesting than the actual season. There have been six related deaths since the show began. The most, Jesus widely publicized, was the host of Love Island. Caroline Flack, died by suicide. She was 40 years old. She had some substance abuse issues. Clearly she and her boyfriend got in some sort of a tussle and she was arrested. Initially, the Crown Prosecution Service was just going to give her a warning, but then the Metropolitan Police of London intervened. For some reason, I think because she was famous, they wanted to make an example out of her. And so then they. They upped her charges from a warning to actual potential jail time for assault by beating. And so she. She took her own life as she was waiting for trial because she was under so much stress. The. As we know, the paparazzi, the tabloids in the uk are insane.

[E]

Oh, yeah, they put us to shame

[B]

in terms of bad. So there. Yeah, there was that one. And then in 20. That was 20.

[G]

20.

[B]

2019. There was a contestant named Mike. He was 26 when he died, also by suicide. He was a very unpopular islander, which may have played a role, but also he was like very depressed, hopped up on coke and alcohol. Yeah. And then a third suicide, if you can believe it. The year before. Before that, a woman named Sophie, who was a contestant, also took her life only two weeks after a friend of hers had overdose. So it's like these people probably should not have been on reality tv. They had a lot going on. And then most recently, James Barker, who was an executive producer for this season in Fiji for Love island usa, died in Fiji. And they. We still don't know know why.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[B]

There's still no cause of death.

[C]

Soundtrack is crazy to all this information.

[B]

Yeah, right. And then another suicide, and then another mysterious death. I got a text. Yeah, that's basically where we're at.

[C]

I'm sorry, I. I'm sorry. I was playing. I was playing a character.

[B]

No, it was great.

[C]

That wasn't me.

[E]

Okay. He was in character. He's Method people.

[B]

He's in character. Everything's fine today.

[D]

I'm Corbin.

[B]

Oh, Corbin. I know all the Corbin clips got. Got claimed, unfortunately.

[D]

So.

[B]

Yeah, then we also have a contestant just from last year, USA hit with a restraining order for stalking her boyfriend's. There's like video footage. Did you see that? Hila. When we talked about it, there's video footage of her. Her sneaking into the other girl's apartment complex.

[H]

So sick.

[D]

Oh, God.

[C]

She like rolled under the closing garage

[D]

door style oh, my God.

[C]

Yeah, we have her stocking outfit. Like, it kind of ate a little bit. I think you'd appreciate it, what she chose to wear for stalking.

[B]

It's highlighted in the dock. If anybody wants to pull it up,

[E]

I will pull it up right now.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

No, no, no, no. This sounds great.

[B]

Yeah, I didn't hear about this.

[E]

I heard about this. And this is.

[D]

That's.

[E]

This Huda girl. Sounds like we need more of this.

[A]

That.

[D]

This is.

[E]

That's the right level of crazy.

[D]

So you know what I mean. Last season, then. It definitely was a lot more spicy last season.

[E]

Okay, Got it.

[B]

Instantly. I will say we can go with number two as well, because that's, like, all the crazy text messages she was sending her boyfriend. But Huda, just to set this up, when she came in, she immediately coupled up with this guy named Jeremiah and was, like, up his ass. He couldn't do anything, talk to anybody. So she was, like, controlling. Yeah, she was not good at, like, hiding her crazy. It was like, day two. She was locked and loaded and up his ass. So I. I knew that she was. She was trouble. And. Yeah, so I guess she was mad at her outside the villa boyfriend. This, like, this was just a couple months ago. She was thinking he was getting back with or hooking up with his ex. Ex with whom he shares a child.

[D]

Oh.

[B]

And anytime that he was, like, not responding immediately to her text messages, she was sending him, like, a barrage of messages, being like, I'm gonna kill myself. I hate you. Where are you? I know where you are.

[G]

You're.

[B]

You're effing that girl. Blah, blah, blah. And so, Dan, if you want to show the text messages. Oh. Oh, my God. This is better than I ever. That.

[C]

That scared me for a second.

[A]

Up the bikini kind of.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[E]

All right, that's just a little preview. Let's. Let's watch this girl do a. Like, a Sam Fisher roll into.

[B]

Can you show the. The text messages? Oh, we'll do. We'll do this first. It's fine. It's fine. All right, now watch the, like, upper part of the screen. There's someone standing there waiting for a car.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

To roll through the gate.

[C]

You see her in the shadow already?

[B]

She's in the shadow. There she is. Is. She has timed this out. She knows how long the gate stays up.

[D]

Oh, my God. You're crazy.

[B]

She is nuts. And meanwhile, she's texting her boyfriend. I'm at your girl. I'm at your. Your. Your hood place.

[D]

She got.

[C]

That was slick.

[E]

Very Nicely done.

[C]

Wait, and then she goes in and puts the hood up. I think if I remember.

[B]

I don't remember the hood, but she's like. Like actively calling him.

[D]

Yeah, that's.

[A]

See, is that.

[C]

Is that a 20, 26 stalking outfit or what?

[B]

Face card never declines. Face card never declines.

[F]

Wow.

[A]

In the shadows.

[B]

And so, yeah, the girl, the ex, the baby mama pressed charges and released all these insane text messages that were coming to her, her co parent during this time.

[E]

Here's those so you can pull this up.

[B]

These are fucking insane. Let me pull them up on my end too, so I can actually read them. I can't. I can't. I'm losing my mind.

[E]

One second, Kate. We'll go to the text messages in just a second. We're gonna really quickly take a peek at what's going on on Ethan. He's gonna get the process started.

[D]

Ethan.

[E]

Ethan. Hey. Get your hand out of the. Guys, it's good.

[F]

All right.

[E]

Are you ready or not? Where are you?

[A]

Welcome to Love Island. Today we'll be featuring, of course, the. Do we have the Love island fully licensed, officially tan gun, which you can find at five below for, I think, a probably approximately $30. So that's a good buy. It's a good value. Here's my kill room. I don't know if all this was necessary. Is it really? This is insane. Hila had the idea for a Dexter Morgan kill room, and I was like, I got you. You were, like, way too ready to do this.

[D]

Yep.

[A]

AB's like, I. I've done this many times. All right, so what color you got in there? This is the lightest.

[G]

See?

[A]

It's a lot darker. Doesn't look like it. It's nice. It's the lightest. What does the dark one look like? Darker. Darker than that. All right, can we mix them like 50. 50. Let's see how this looks first. Have you ever gotten a spray tan? Okay, you ready? Why you sharp? Why are you sharp like that? Wait, stop, stop. I can. I can't stop it. You'll mess up the can. You have to keep going. I can't breathe, bro. Stop. Drop the road. Stop. You didn't give me a warning when you started blasting me in the face. Start. Don't start with my face, bro. That's crazy. Okay, where do you want me to start? There's no ventilation, man. You ready? Tur. Do my bat.

[F]

Okay.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

Just got to make it nice and even.

[D]

Cold?

[A]

Yeah. A little chili.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

That's okay. Oh, man, this is not coming out very Even can you turn so David can see your back? As you can tell, he looks like he has a bunch of freckles. Dude, I need. I need a mask. This isn't good to breathe. How do you know it's okay?

[H]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, so turn around. Dude, I don't want that. I don't want that toxic Chinese tanning solution in my mouth. Go ahead and close it. How much lead you think's in that? Probably ready. No, no, no, no. Do my. No, do my leg. Here, I'll take off my shoes and stuff. You can do my feet. We'll go whole body. But I do not want that in my face. I do to not want. Not trust that. Five below. See, like it's not spreading well on the jug.

[D]

Yeah, but you want to take the jug lightly.

[A]

Yeah, like this?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You want to do my jugs? I'm sick. You pervert. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's not helping. Why? Because it's making you hard?

[D]

No.

[A]

Oh, it's not helping.

[D]

Okay, got some nice color.

[A]

Get my feet. Don't forget my toes. Okay, Nice and even. Oh, yeah, look at that.

[F]

Beautiful.

[A]

Oh, God. It looks like I spilled chocolate milk on me or something. Yeah, this is probably like my mom has a spray tanning she's ass. I've helped. Got to close up my feet, bro. The is that looks like I down my leg. This is the worst tanning machine I may have ever seen in my life. It's supposed to be even. It's not easy.

[G]

Look.

[A]

Look at this.

[D]

There's.

[A]

Get my white. The white part of my. My arm. You could really see it. Yeah. Okay, Ready for the face. Why use a gun? Just. Well, the gun is supposed to make it very even. This is doing the opposite. Yeah, I'm saying you could just rub. Okay, let me. Let me take a breath.

[F]

Oh, my God.

[A]

See, when I try to rub it, it's even worse. Yeah. Leave the gun. The solution is bad. The gun's bad. You're. I don't want to be one of those ladies with white palms.

[H]

Okay, so.

[A]

No, no, not palms. You want this? Yeah, the palms are supposed to stay white. Yeah. Give me orange exploding diarrhea, anyone? Okay, nice.

[C]

Nice.

[A]

Dude, that's. We're running out of. We gotta get that face soon. I. No, I got his belly button like five times tomorrow. There's plenty. Okay, hold on. No. Okay, do fast. Oh, that's coming a little darker than I expected.

[B]

That's.

[D]

Is that the.

[A]

This is the lightest one, though. The lightest one. Yeah. I can't see. Yeah, you look great. Just let that dry. Here, do more, do more. Tomorrow's only concern with the boobs. Get the rack. I don't want raccoon marks. Get in there. You're okay. Close your eye and look for the nose. There's not white spots under my eyes, is there?

[D]

No. No.

[F]

All right.

[A]

You want to be very careful not to. To mess up your camera. Rubbing your face.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Okay, let's go into good lighting. And you can see how insane this is. This is a nightmare. Imagine buying this and she's. We were preparing. That's actually a good call that we did that.

[G]

Look at that.

[A]

I have never seen. Don't ruin your new desk. A worse person product in my life. Look at this. This is the worst thing, the worst product that's ever been made. Look at my. Look at my. Look at my hands and arms. Get a close. Look at that. What the is that?

[F]

Oh, here.

[E]

Maybe it's not a good idea.

[A]

I'm not gonna touch anything. I'll just stand here. How long am I supposed to keep it on.

[C]

Now, though?

[A]

No, I'm committed. If we did the lightest one. We did the lightest. Can you get a close of my face? Come right. Come get. Get right in there.

[F]

Pulls out a br.

[A]

We used the whole thing pretty much.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

All right, so you guys go ahead and take it away.

[E]

All right, we're going back to the mics.

[B]

Beautiful. Golden brown, even.

[F]

Even.

[B]

Even tan. Looks amazing.

[E]

All right, so we've brought the mics back. Yeah, Looking real good, dude.

[B]

Smooth as silk, even from head to toe. Flawless execution, especially on the jugs.

[F]

And she. She's juggling them. Look like she about to fall over.

[B]

Yeah, Give us a juggle. Give us a juggle.

[E]

Give us an overhead shot.

[B]

Go make a.

[G]

Kitty.

[A]

Jiggle wiggle. Jiggle wiggle.

[E]

All right, take. Take it to. Let's go back to Kate. Let's go back to Kate.

[B]

Oh, my God. Well, I was just thinking he's going to. He's like, shaking off like a wet dog. He's going to spray.

[E]

I know, I know. I had to put. I had to put the kibosh on that.

[A]

Is Harley frozen?

[B]

I think he stepped out.

[D]

No, he had to go handle something, if you know what I mean, after seeing that.

[B]

Yeah, that's right. Can you blame him?

[E]

No. Stop tempting him. Dude. Stop playing.

[A]

Perfect.

[B]

Yeah, up top. Oh, my God. That is so funny.

[E]

Please, let's. Let's return. Let's return to these text messages.

[A]

What the is this product, bro? $130 look like she about to fall over. Just wiping off me, bro.

[F]

Then she bends over and pulls down her panties. It does look like spreads her cheeks. I'm not lying. I'm telling what's on the video.

[B]

He looks like a gustus cloth loop just getting out of the chocolate.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Right?

[E]

Yes. He looks very chocolate.

[B]

Wet chocolate. River vibes. Yeah.

[D]

All right, back to you, Kate.

[E]

Back to you.

[B]

Okay, so as we just saw, we saw Huda sliding under the garage door.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Into the home of her boyfriend's baby mama. They are not together, but she was very suspicious that he was. Was with her anytime that they weren't together. And so we have the text messages that were sent to law enforcement and shared in the courtroom that led to her restraining order that the baby mama got a straining order against Huda. And so she says, I can't, I can't. I'm losing my mind. I can't. I'm calling Nick. So she. She's calling the girlfriend or the ex girlfriend. I think that's Nick. So I'm calling Nick. So she's calling the ex girlfriend. She's calling him Louis or Louie. How can you do this?

[H]

How?

[B]

You don't love me. You don't love me. You want me to die. You wanted this. I hope you're sorry. Okay, I can't. I can't, I can't, I can't. I'm losing my mind. I can't. I'm calling Nick. So it's very likely that when she was on the phone in that garage, she was calling the baby mama, being like, I'm in your building, which is crazy.

[A]

I was not a fan. Everyone liked her for some reason. I don't know.

[B]

They hated her.

[A]

I hated her. She literally.

[G]

She.

[A]

I was like, she kind of, like, assaulted this guy, sexually assaulted this guy. And that was my take that she. But anyway, she really was crazy on that season. Like, and I don't know why anyone liked her. She was. Was really nuts.

[B]

Yeah, I forgot about that.

[A]

Continue that into the real world.

[B]

She, like, made Jeremiah feel bad for not wanting to be physical with her in bed.

[E]

It wasn't.

[D]

That was the other guy.

[A]

It was the other. I forgot his name.

[B]

The second guy that she coupled up with. Okay. Okay, thank you.

[D]

Second guy, maybe Chris, I think.

[C]

Why don't we like Hooda?

[D]

They weren't getting a lot of play. They were barely getting any sleep and tired. I want to go to sleep. And she was like, okay, I'm to going to count to 10 and you better like take off your pants or something. Yeah.

[A]

She's literally counted down from 10 until he would like, like do something sexual with her.

[B]

No, she's very aggressive and not in a cool.

[A]

And everyone was like girl bossing her.

[B]

I know. I was like, yes.

[E]

Well, from the perspective of the entertainment

[A]

on the reality show, she was entertaining. And that's the season I watched it I thought was okay. It was so ridiculous.

[E]

But yeah, she seems like she's.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Not a girl boss.

[C]

She a queen.

[A]

So are people still girl bossing her, Kate, or has everybody turned?

[B]

Oh, yeah, no. People are still like, yes, queen. Get that restraining order.

[E]

I don't know.

[C]

I. I keep saying it. You guys aren't. Aren't reading like I'm. I'm a stand.

[D]

You are.

[C]

I'm a hood is Stan.

[D]

I thought you were.

[C]

No, I got passport. My passport to hood is standing then. Oh, yeah.

[G]

That's where you're from.

[C]

Crazy like that generational once in a lifetime.

[B]

That's true. You had an ex girlfriend who drop kicked you, so jump kicked me.

[C]

That's right.

[B]

Jump kicked you. So.

[C]

And she was. She was not on hood a level to be doing all that.

[G]

That's for sure.

[B]

She's a beaut. Yeah. She's a beautiful woman, but it's like,

[C]

she's like stone cold Steve Austin of this.

[B]

And she has a daughter, the Rock. Yeah, she's what? She's wild. So. Yeah. So she starts threatening to, you know.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So we're off herself season still. Yes. This is a. This is a good season. We don't have much from the current season because it was so boring. So we have all these text messages. She says, I hope you're sorry. You want me to die. I'm not. Yeah. I'm not going to be in this lifetime without you. I can't do it. Mind you. He's not with this other girl. He's not with her. And she's just.

[E]

She's just suspicious.

[B]

She's just suspicious.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

This is her boyfriend. This is her boyfriend and she's showing up at his ex's house.

[C]

We don't believe him though, do we?

[B]

I don't know what to believe. I don't know what to believe. But whatever's going on, it does not warrant whatever. This is loving too hard. If you scroll ahead, Dan, you can see. Let's see, page. Page six. All right, first page four of the PDF.

[E]

Is it the photo here? Okay. Yeah, this is.

[B]

She's like, yep, I'm going to jump. I'm going to do it.

[E]

Okay. Okay. I was laughing under a misunderstanding. I thought this was her on the roof of the girl about to break into the building.

[B]

It could be because if you keep scrolling. So this is her being like, I'm sorry. I always loved you.

[A]

Lied about what I lied about. But I. I was always honest.

[B]

Yeah, right. Isn't that a good one?

[A]

It's confusing.

[C]

Amazing.

[B]

And then if you go down to page seven, she's literally outside the ex's apartment.

[E]

Oh, boy.

[B]

Okay, I'm here. Yeah, I'm here. Where are you? I'm at her house. Where are you showing her GPS on the way.

[C]

You guys aren't willing to. To fight for. For someone you love. You're not willing to fight tooth and nail with them.

[B]

Harley loves a toxic. Apparently.

[A]

You know what she needs right now is a. Some good clean moisturizer. I see that she's not lubed up enough. And clearly she wants to kill herself.

[B]

Yep, that's what happens.

[C]

She doesn't. It's. She's using it as manipulation. I don't think she does. Just a tactic.

[B]

What she's laying out.

[C]

I'm gonna jump. Oh, no.

[B]

She's a narcissist. They never actually kill themselves. That's no fun. I'm here. Yeah, so just being like you answer everyone but me. Yeah. And you think I believe you love me? You don't love me. You don't care about my well being. You just found something to leave me over. So I guess they must have gotten in a fight because she lied about something.

[A]

And now you're destroying me.

[E]

Holy.

[A]

So that's another. You don't care if I live or die.

[B]

Yes. Yes. What'd you say? Lena? This is her ex exposing these messages. Well, this was. This is a court document because the.

[D]

The.

[B]

Her boyfriend's ex went and got a restraining order against her.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And so this was permitted as evidence.

[D]

I see.

[B]

Because she was showing up at her apartment.

[G]

Ex.

[B]

Because this is. That's where she's showing up. She's showing up at the boyfriend's ex's apartment. They have a small child together. And so she's like, I'm here. I'm at this apartment. I know you're here. Page 10. She's in the stairwell. I'll scroll.

[A]

Hit people. People are girl bossing this.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Don't talk from the corner there like that. Looks crazy at least.

[B]

Yeah, at least a little for us.

[C]

If I turned on this channel, like, what is going on here?

[A]

Love island, bro. What are you tripping?

[B]

Exactly.

[C]

Love Island.

[B]

So, yeah, she says, I'm in the apartment. So either you see me right now or I'm knocking at every door.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[B]

She's gonna. She's gonna terrorize the whole apartment building

[A]

at 1:30am how could you do this?

[B]

It's 1:30am and you expect me to believe you're not with a. You never don't answer this much. So it's 1:30am she's in the apartment complex in the stairwell of her current boyfriend's ex girlfriend, and she's about to start banging on doors.

[A]

Is he even there?

[B]

Unclear.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Another woman.

[B]

Unclear. Woman.

[E]

It's way funny. Yeah, he's just cheating with somebody else.

[A]

But it's okay. But that's okay. Just leave him. Just go. Just break up. Yeah, up.

[C]

Like, just go break up or climb to the roof and say you're gonna jump.

[A]

Right. There's two. You have two paths.

[B]

There are two wolves.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

If you go to 13, you can see like all of the messages and the. The FaceTime calls that she was sending him, like, over and over and over and over.

[A]

Wait, she has a daughter, right? She does. That was like a whole thing. But she's threatening to kill herself.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And she's a mom. That's crazy. Girl boss, boss.

[B]

Girl boss. Yes.

[F]

Queen.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

My daughter will be motherless because of you.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

The people that fight the most in text. The couples that fight the most in text have the most obnoxious names for themselves. Baby with the heart.

[E]

Heart, heart, heart, heart.

[C]

If you don't open the door, this

[E]

is torture you're doing to me.

[B]

My baby. You don't love me. You never did. I'm sure she saw. She's like, ew, why is my name just hooded in your phone?

[G]

Ew.

[B]

That's not enough hearts. You need more hearts for me.

[D]

True.

[B]

You know, right? You can just see it. So, yeah, that's. These are. All this was all part of, like the. The court documents.

[A]

You tell me you don't want to. You don't want me to die, and this is driving me to that point. You have a daughter. What the is wrong with you?

[B]

2am them quite a bit. And this is what she's doing quite

[E]

a bit, it seems.

[A]

This is. This is.

[C]

You know how crazy she would go if that was his daughter? Also, you know how that'd be a whole other angle of attacks that she could Deploy.

[B]

Yeah. Page 16, she says, I'm going to the pier and doing it now again. I think it's like 2am Yeah. 2am In LA. I doubt you'll care because you haven't answered. Not once when I warned you.

[E]

Wait. I'm sorry.

[B]

So many locations.

[E]

This is so crazy. She says, I'm sorry I have to do this. I tried to call to say bye, but. Love you very much and I'm so sorry. I hope everything gets better for you and please tell my baby I love her. God, it is like really dark. I can't do this anymore. I have nothing in this life. It's one thing after another. I can't do it. Bye, my handsome man. I'm gonna miss you. Can I ask, and then look at the response for the hundredth time. I didn't say, I'm leaving you, by the way.

[A]

He definitely is. He's just trying not to get her to kill herself.

[B]

Crazy.

[A]

But, you know, has. I have a question. Has anyone ever actually killed themselves because of, like, you know, like, do they ever do it?

[B]

No. This is a manipulative and it's more fun to be able to do this over and over again.

[A]

But she says, you can't say, like, do it.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, she showed multiple locations. She's like, I'm on the roof, I'm gonna do it. And then like 20 minutes later, going to the pier to do it. Like, she's not serious.

[C]

She's sending pictures of at the Edge. Then she's sending a picture with a toaster over the bathtub.

[B]

Like, yeah, she's not doing it tomorrow.

[A]

Makes a good point. Romeo did, but they. But that's like. And see how big of a deal that was. They wrote a book about it and everybody's still talking about him. The one guy that had the balls to do it, but she was dead.

[C]

Yeah, he thought she was dead.

[A]

Yeah, he wasn't trying to coerce her. She was already dead.

[B]

So he didn't spend all of Act. Act three being like, oh, I'm going

[A]

to do it, I'm going to kill myself. Imagine she did it right away. Also right after, imagine he's under her balcony. I'm gonna kill myself if you don't come out here.

[B]

I just love that she's like, tell my baby I love her. And then immediately the next text. I have nothing in this world, not even a child. Delusional. So, yeah, that's Huda. She's insane.

[G]

It's not all.

[B]

It's not all bad. There are a handful of couples who are still together and married who met on the show. Let's see, they're all from the UK. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Six are married. Six couples are married. And then one couple is engaged with two children. And this goes back over the. The whole length of the show.

[C]

They're the first Love island babies.

[B]

First Love island babies. I mean there. Yeah, there are a couple couples that have that. Of kids.

[E]

Honestly, that seems higher. Higher than I expected for a show like that. Like that actually is kind of surprising, successful stories.

[A]

Although then on the other hand, people kill themselves regularly too, right?

[E]

Yes, yes, we talked about that.

[B]

That number's also high.

[A]

So can I ask.

[E]

In fact, they're equal. You said six for each on hold deaths.

[A]

Are we producing more or less lives as a result of it?

[E]

It seems like it's a wash.

[A]

It's a. It's a wash. Yeah. All things are.

[B]

At the moment.

[E]

At the moment.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Well, some of the couples are producing more than one child. Like Camilla and Jamie, who are my favorite couple. They're. They're uk. What's the season? Three.

[E]

Three.

[A]

It says.

[B]

Oh, they're just so wonderful. Camilla was like this really smart girl who like clearly did not belong in the villa. It's like, what are you doing here? And then towards the very, very end, Jamie comes in and they just like. It was like magic. Like you don't. It doesn't happen often. Right. And they have three kids, so they're.

[G]

They're.

[B]

I think, I think we're doing better. And no one has, as far as we know, no one has taken their life lately. So we love that. And then as for this season, like Ethan said it, it was, it was boring. It was very forced. It was like overly sexual. Like every challenge was about making out with everybody else. It was very like, it felt very like orgy adjacent a lot of the time. A lot of toes. There was a lot of like. Yeah, a lot of toe sucking. A lot of like.

[A]

I didn't see any.

[B]

Oh my God. Just deep throating toes.

[E]

What?

[B]

Multiple, multiple challenges to. Disgusting. Disgusting. And then there were like there in the beginning, there was a lot of like adjacent behavior where like it would be one, one girl and two guys and the guy would just have to like sit there and watch the girl and the guy make out. Like there was a lot of fetishy kind of like stuff happening in the beginning.

[A]

I was appalled. There's something that you need to bear in mind when you watch this show as you get invested in these couples that they're. You're. It's like 20 year olds. Like actually like 20.

[B]

Yeah, they were really young. Specifically this year, the I. I tabulated it. The average age was like 24 and a half.

[D]

Oh, God.

[A]

Like, imagine you go to a bar, right, and there's two 20 year olds, like kids, like they just finished high school and getting so invested in their romance.

[B]

It's just like, yeah, yay, they're going to the hideaway. I'm like, ew, they're 20. Like, I just couldn't. I couldn't get into it. And the only reason the average is that high is because there was like a 29 and a 30 year old guy, but all the girls were like 22.

[D]

Yeah, I just saw that recently, like towards the end of watching. I didn't realize.

[A]

You're gonna cuck me.

[C]

I think they brought in one 90 year old, right?

[A]

It was a casa girl.

[B]

Yes. One of the casa girls. Was that Alana?

[C]

Yeah, she's the one that got kicked out.

[D]

Stop it.

[B]

For being racist. Yep.

[A]

She's 19. Give her a break.

[B]

She had actually made out with one of the contestants brothers, so she like, she was definitely it to me felt like like a, an island, like a villa chaser. Because Zach, who's on this season, his brother was on a former season and she had made out with him. Then she comes into the to Casa Amore and starts gunning for the brother and she ended up having to go home because she got caught saying the nword on her social media. So.

[A]

Wow.

[D]

Wow. Okay. I didn't realize that's what happened.

[B]

Y. We got.

[A]

We got to send in Dr. K X and yeah, whatever her name.

[B]

Yeah. Ex Spittle McGee.

[A]

Ms. Spittle.

[C]

Dr. Candace Matthews.

[B]

Dr. Candace.

[E]

I was looking it up. You guys were just talking about the ages of the contestants. And I was kind of curious because this was something I mentioned to Ally a couple times when I would see her watching it.

[B]

Dude.

[E]

It is possible that, you know, it's just hard to tell sometimes how old people are. But the whole thing about like a bunch of them only being 20 or 21, is there any. Could they be lying? Because I feel like a lot of them are lying.

[A]

No, I'm telling you on camera, I don't know why it is. They look older, 21 to me. All the time. All the time. And these reality shows, I. I didn't

[D]

think the girls were 22. I thought they were older.

[B]

Yeah, they acted very young, though. I mean, like, I think, yeah, it's just such a little older. And then as they talked, I was like, oh, these are. These are babies.

[E]

It just seems like it's such a common thing with like Influencers and actors to lie about their age and age down that I'd be surprised if at least some of them aren't.

[A]

How could they lie, though? I assume the production. I don't know.

[B]

I don't think the vetting is very.

[A]

But they vet their age. Yeah.

[C]

They definitely get ID and stuff.

[B]

That's true.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

These. That's true. Yeah. That was just a very young season and it just didn't feel like they're

[A]

signing contracts, you know? Very true. Onerous heavy duty contracts.

[B]

Yeah. But they just felt like everybody was, like, forcing themselves into couples really early, not wanting to explore very much. There were multiple bombshells that came in that were like, I can't talk to anybody. Like, everybody's already coupled up. So it just felt more like strategic, the couples than actual. Not relationships, but people actually being interested in each other.

[C]

Which is what happens to me every time I watch the show is I'll have these freakouts. Like 45 minutes I'll be watching and then I'll be like, what are they even doing? I know everyone's locked here and they're just going around exploring, but it's just a series of the dumbest nonsense conversations and the fact that there's like a cash prize or whatever at the end that encourages people to be strategic. The whole thing is weird. I don't know how people end up with each other and have kids and stuff.

[B]

I know.

[A]

I don't get it.

[B]

There's some. I feel like the. The intimacy is. Feels more forced by production in the US version. The. And I think also just like the culture of the UK is more about, like, you have to have the banta, you know, you have to have the chat. You have to be good at, like, actually talking to each other. And it's a couple weeks in it. Oh, in it. But anyway, anyway, so we don't have

[A]

a lot of time and I want to learn about the deaths.

[F]

What?

[B]

Girl? I already.

[A]

Oh, you did.

[B]

I'll catch you up.

[C]

It wasn't even that crazy.

[A]

No, no, you don't have to do it again.

[G]

No.

[B]

Six deaths, three suicides. One of them was the host. It's up. You can go back and watch it.

[E]

What? Yeah, go back and watch it earlier in the episode.

[B]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[E]

Shouldn't you have watched all that?

[A]

I don't know. Who's in charge this.

[E]

What do you mean you don't know?

[A]

No, I'm not sitting here with a clock. With a.

[E]

Stop. Well, I think it's time to get the. The Tan off.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Don't let him touch anything.

[F]

And.

[E]

Yeah, don't touch anything.

[A]

Touched everything.

[D]

So I have some questions. What do you guys feel about Sincere and Melanie?

[A]

That dude, I can't get over this dude. This dude name is Sincere and he's the dirtiest lying scumbag dirty dog and everyone gives him a pass.

[D]

Why did they give him a pass?

[A]

Just. Dude, his name's Sincere, bro.

[B]

The fans got Kada and Zach kicked off of, of Instagram and Twitter, got their fans banned by mass reporting them. But Sincere is fine.

[D]

Wait, why?

[E]

It appears, it appears that he's quite good looking. Could that have something to do with it?

[D]

Wait, so people don't like K and Zach?

[B]

They don't like them.

[D]

I kind of liked them. Was it just me too? Yeah, I, I thought they were a cool couple people.

[B]

Yeah, they hate Zach. They think Zach is like mean. But I just got that Zach has like high anxiety.

[D]

He like. Yeah.

[B]

Curly haired, Greek, British guy. Yeah.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Okay. And you like the girl he was with?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You like when she sat there with him where she said, what was it she said at the Kenzie? She was like, you're probably, you probably have an issue with us because we're both so hot and you're not used to like looking at hot people like us.

[D]

I don't remember that.

[C]

And then, and then there's like bts, they get in the car, they get into the limousine after and she's, she's. Oh, wait, no, wait, no, hold on. My bad. I'm mixing up with the Corbin, the girl that was with.

[B]

Oh, Parmita being like, I've been with.

[G]

I've been with.

[C]

Oh yeah. Zach and Bryce. Zach and Bryce have a time with. Hard time with. Because they should be together.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Like with one another because they truly loved each other.

[D]

I know that was kind of like a joke, but I was wondering like, actually though.

[C]

Yeah, nobody does girth checks. I've never had any of my boys do a girth check. I've never given a girth check. I'm so the type of guy that would. But it never happens. It doesn't happen. That's. That's just not for lack of effort.

[E]

It's just nobody said yes.

[B]

He's tried.

[A]

It's weird.

[H]

It was weird though.

[C]

It was interesting. It was interesting. And also you see the slum where he had like his hand on his ass.

[G]

Ass.

[C]

And the camera came from the back and he had his head.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

But then you also have Melanie kissing every girl in the villa. I loved that love me some of that. To the point that at the end when they all jumped in the pool, production thought they were zooming in on Melanie and Sincere kissing. It was Melanie and Anaya.

[D]

Oh, that's funny.

[B]

Like embracing and kissing. But it was Anaya from behind with like her long curly hair. And so they like did a shot of the four colors couples. But. But it was a Melanie and Anaya, not Melanie and Sincere.

[C]

You think about Sincere. I know why. I know why. People didn't have a problem with him a lot. He moved very much like a cartoon character. Like he. If you think of him as spongebob and rewatch a lot of the stuff, people let it go. Cuz he's just like straight up a cartoon character. He wasn't really a person. All the words that he messed up, but he was saying like further leaned into that. So I don't think people took him seriously enough to. To hold him accountable enough. You know what I mean? They wrote him off as a joke.

[B]

Go ahead, Dan.

[E]

Just that David sent this meme. Does this mean anything to any of you?

[B]

You pulling it up?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Nate, since you're on Love island, be

[A]

like, he does that hand gesture a lot, especially when he's lying.

[B]

Oh, when he's lying. I never put that together. But he. He's very. I don't want to say he's good with his words because obviously his vocabulary is not great, but he is good at talking himself out of situations. Like, he was very good at playing the girls like a fiddle.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I feel like how Sincere function is like he's looking for the right thing to say to people. It's more like you're playing a telltale

[C]

game with him and he's like, which is the best path to like get good? Like a score with you?

[E]

Get the good score.

[C]

I like that. That's a good thing. With no foresight moment right now. Yeah, definitely.

[D]

Just no problem lying to your face.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

It didn't feel like people pleasing.

[B]

It was just for points. I think Nate's right.

[E]

It's extra awesome that his name's Sincere.

[D]

She like, I'm learning that K deleted her Instagram because of hate. And like, I don't get that. Why? What was there to hate about her?

[B]

I don't know. I remember Zach.

[D]

That's crazy.

[B]

People were really cruel to him. I don't understand. I really don't understand why.

[D]

They seemed like a legit couple. They were together for a while.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

In the show. I mean,

[B]

I don't know why people Hated them so much. I genuinely don't.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

I think they just are very beautiful.

[B]

Of course. Yeah. They're both just, like, super hot.

[D]

I loved her.

[B]

She's from New Hampshire. I love her vibe.

[D]

I could not believe after they showed Movie Night, that Melanie didn't end it right there with Sincere. I was like, she's never gonna look at him again. Right. And then she was still willing to be with.

[B]

In him when he. When she. When he said to Amora, if you'd been here longer, it definitely would have been you. Yeah, lights out. Like, what. What are we doing? I'm your second choice.

[D]

And that made me wonder, like, okay, is she just staying with him? Just to try to finish the show and get to the point, you know, to the finish line, and. And then it's like, this kind of sucks.

[B]

They had the worst family.

[C]

She got done dirty by Sincere Soul.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

He, like, kept going back and forth on them. I remember that in the movie night where he started, like, yelling at all the women, and then, like, they run the clips of him right after just, like, lying to both girls.

[B]

Same day, same hour. Crazy.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And Sincere and Melanie had the worst family day I've ever seen on the show. Like, their families flew. What was it, like, 7, 000 miles to be like.

[D]

Yeah, like 20 hours?

[B]

They said, yeah, they're like, you up?

[D]

Oh, my God.

[B]

And then Melanie's family's like, please, God, leave him.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

It was. It was a tough watch.

[D]

Sincere's dad. Yeah, it was brutal. Brutal. His dad was like, I did not raise you to be like that. This is.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I came here just to tell you that.

[B]

He's like, I knew I was getting on a plane when I saw Movie Night. Like, felt like the principal's office on, like, a thousand. That was crazy.

[C]

Are we podcasting right now or what?

[B]

We are podcasting Ethan wiping himself down

[C]

in the bathroom there.

[D]

And Lena typed that. Yes. And now you're picking Casey over Carl was so stupid.

[B]

That moment was. And Carl was, like, crying for Anaya. You had the final.

[D]

Go ahead.

[F]

What do you guys think about the

[A]

Casey and Anais stuff?

[C]

H. That's been very, very.

[A]

That's been the. I think, the most brutal topic on

[D]

the show right now. So at first, I couldn't stand what he did, and I was pissed at him, but he. He did seem to really connect with Titi. Was that her name?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

TT Was great.

[D]

And it seemed like they were legitimately a better couple, a better match. So afterwards, I was kind of, like, starting to Gain some sympathy back for him. Because at first I was so pissed at him. I was like, yeah, get this guy out of here.

[B]

A lot of people were pissed with him because he said he talked a lot of. About Naya. Not to her face.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

So he called her a grandma because she doesn't like to get, like, intimate.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

At night he said that she. He speaks life into her, which I don't even know what he meant by that.

[D]

I don't know.

[B]

But yeah, she wasn't aware of, like, I bring out the best of her. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[D]

But, yeah, that. That was lame. Like, at least don't talk about her, you know?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like Carl.

[D]

Explore Disney Prince.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yes. Carl is almost not real. Is this guy real too? Good. Yeah.

[B]

Can someone pull up the. The link of the final dates? Because this is what everyone is like ragging on is the fact that production so clearly has favorites when they do these final dates. D. There.

[D]

Okay. I think we need then. Or.

[B]

Okay, no worries. But basically, some. You can tell who the producers like the best because they get the most, like, beautiful dates. And then the other couples get the shaft, like, part. Yeah. The swan. They get the sw. Literally, how you find a swamp in Fiji. Like, come on, put them on the. Put them on the ocean. What are we doing? Oh, my God. Yeah. There has. There has been a lot of post Villa drama with Casey. I know that he was like. He was like saying, oh, they're just attacking me because. And tt. Because we're black. But it's like, no. Anaya is also black and people are mad at you because you.

[D]

It's about the way you talk about her.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

So that.

[B]

Yeah, that feels like a.

[D]

Just be nice. Don't be.

[G]

Yeah.

[D]

All right, let's see. He's back.

[B]

Oh, let's see the tan.

[D]

That's not bad. Ethan, you talk so much about the product.

[A]

What do you mean it's not bad? I look exactly.

[D]

He looks the exact same.

[A]

Looking good.

[E]

Which you should be happy about. About, by the way.

[D]

I'm so relieved. Thank God.

[E]

He dodged a bullet big time. Because that did not stick at all.

[B]

That looked dark.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Emma used the whole bottle.

[D]

Thank God.

[A]

Did nothing. His desk got a little tan. A little bit.

[E]

Oh, great.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

Oh, no. That was. I did not expect.

[B]

Got a little stain.

[E]

Who else could have.

[A]

It was covered in plastic, actually.

[B]

You have shaken your jugs. You do look sun. Glanced right from the sun. Yeah. You look beautiful.

[D]

Like you spent the day at the pool.

[F]

Okay.

[E]

Yeah, maybe. Maybe a tiny bit.

[B]

Do I need to get the love island.

[A]

Actually, I have a confession to make, guys. It's not the tan I was injecting.

[B]

Callback.

[A]

It's mostly a flex. It's a sim. It's a symbol of wealth.

[E]

Yeah, absolutely. All right, here is that album. So these were the.

[B]

This is the. This can be the end.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. So the moment Zach and Kada realized that all their date budget went to Carl and Anaya. You can just skip to the next one because it'll show like the. The comparison.

[C]

Oh, what?

[D]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Was like this beautiful fairy tale. And then Zach and Kate to are going got this like sad dry Jersey Mike sandwich. I mean, shadow Jersey mics. But we're in Fiji.

[D]

Wait, actually, I have to confess, I. I skipped all this because I was like, okay, they're happy now they're all going on a date. I don't care.

[A]

Wait, they ate Jersey mics? For real?

[E]

That's so funny.

[B]

No, it was just some kind of like very dry sandwich. They were like on a.

[E]

Next to each other.

[A]

That's gorgeous.

[D]

That's the one on the top. That's crazy.

[B]

I want. I want my backyard to look like that. And then they like got to dance with like. Like crowns on. They had a whole fairy tale written about them. Like hand painted.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

That book was beautiful. I couldn't believe it. They spent so much on that.

[A]

Meanwhile with the swamp date, like they

[B]

couldn't even put the table like on a flat. On flat ground.

[A]

Show it again.

[D]

Why did they do that?

[B]

A fanboat. I mean, it's just like. It's like a very Florida date.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Here. Yeah.

[B]

You can see these like.

[A]

Oh yeah. They're on a hill. It's like a bummer boat. This romantic.

[D]

Whoa.

[B]

Like they're not gonna win. Whatever. So. Yeah, so that's. That's Love island, baby. What a summer.

[E]

What a summer.

[B]

What a summer it's been.

[A]

I think the show to die. I'm over it. It's terrible.

[D]

I will say it was nice for me to just put in the background while I was trying to work or do stuff.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Productive. So, you know.

[B]

Yeah. I want an over 30 season. Like, why not?

[D]

I will divorce. Yeah.

[A]

If you're going on that show over 30, though, you're like, you're automatically ineligible to be a partner to anyone.

[B]

Like coming out of divorces.

[D]

You're actually got to do you have

[A]

kids, you got a job. Who's going? Love Island.

[D]

I mean, you're actually serious. You're looking for marriage. You're looking. Looking to Settle down on Love Island. They did on the 30 plus, they

[E]

did the Golden Bachelor and that worked out super well, right?

[H]

Did it?

[A]

What?

[G]

How did that.

[A]

I mean, I know it didn't work out.

[E]

No, it didn't end up that he was like a. Like an actual, like con man.

[A]

Oh, he did.

[B]

God.

[E]

Talking about, like the vetting that they do for these reality shows.

[H]

Yeah.

[E]

His like entire like story was. And I think. Don't quote me on this. This is me half remembering something. So please don't come for me. But I think a lot of people suspected he killed his ex wife.

[A]

Oh, I do remember hearing that.

[E]

Oh, yes.

[B]

Holy. Oh, someone said bisexual Love Island. Yeah, let's mix it up.

[D]

That I would fix it up.

[A]

Bisexual Love Island.

[E]

That actually isn't it.

[C]

I think I watched a Gay Ultimatum. Is that possible?

[B]

Yes, the Queer Ultimatum.

[H]

Yeah, that was good.

[C]

I like the Ultimatum.

[A]

Wait, we watched the show.

[C]

The 30 year old thing.

[D]

We didn't watch the Gay Ultimatum.

[A]

No, we watched a show where they were by. There were some bisexual people.

[D]

Paulie. The Paulie show.

[B]

Oh, that was crazy.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

That shit was fucking bananas. That shit was crazy.

[D]

That was not good.

[A]

It was just. I mean, it was better than whatever the fuck this shit is.

[D]

We didn't even finish it. We just watched like two episodes.

[A]

Well, I'm saying what I saw is more interesting than these fucking milk toast.

[D]

I don't know. You were pretty interested when Sincere's dad came to talk.

[A]

That was kind of. I liked when his dad was chewing him the out. And by the way, by the way, Sincere's dad pull a picture of this man up. It is. I have never seen worse hair in my life. And I mean that. It's horrific. And. And by the way, Sincere is like obviously obsessed with his hair. And I'm like, take a deep look into your future, brother.

[E]

Oh, wow.

[A]

I was just blown away by this man's hair.

[B]

The hair is crazy.

[C]

He just needs a couple. There's literally two decisions and show sincere 10 times better.

[A]

No, he should. Yeah, look at that.

[B]

Well, this is his. This is his stepdad. So genetically it might be okay.

[A]

He chewed him the out.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Did you guys see Sincere's mom? She livestream the finale while the family is having a watch party.

[D]

Okay. And his family, I guess they knew

[A]

she was live streaming, but they just didn't care.

[B]

So like she put the camera on

[A]

one of his uncles at one point.

[B]

He was like too sincere. He's like, oh, he should have tapped that about Melanie. We're really upset about that. One of his family members said Anaya reminds them of Fiona from Shrek.

[D]

Oh, my.

[A]

Like, they were just.

[B]

They were being raised.

[A]

Who reminds of Shrek?

[D]

None of the other girls.

[A]

Can you pull up a picture?

[D]

Does not deserve that at all.

[A]

Yeah, nobody looked at, like, Fiona.

[B]

No, no, the dark skinned black girl. They said ogre.

[A]

To be fair. The ogre Fiona. Not the princess Fiona.

[B]

Yes. Just so cruel.

[D]

Wow. That's crazy.

[B]

So up this girl.

[D]

Yes, this girl.

[B]

And she was like one of the

[A]

coolest girls this season, I think. Didn't she. Didn't she find romance?

[D]

She did with Carl.

[A]

She got second place.

[B]

That was the really good final date. The beautiful final.

[C]

I don't like ranking them by how they look, but I found her to be very beautiful person.

[D]

Yeah, absolutely.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So she actually had a brain. She had a brain. Can I just correct something from earlier in the show?

[A]

Maybe that's what he meant by Fiona.

[B]

This is important. My. My wife texted me and said, why does Ethan have a doe call? So it is a deer call and not a pig?

[A]

No, she's wrong. It's packaged.

[C]

Listen, she's not Ethan.

[B]

She's a huntress.

[C]

There's no way.

[A]

First of all, I just realized that this is sh. Like, it could also fit a dildo in it.

[B]

Well, anything's a dildo with the right mindset.

[A]

And second of all, it clearly says on this that it's a hoe, a expandable hose and flexible body for natural inflection. It's the natural bone grunter. And it says, like, stand back, standby.

[E]

Did you actually read this?

[B]

I thought this was the Hog Squealer 9000.

[D]

Wait, is this the one that I bought? Because I added one. Okay. I think so because I didn't check what it was for. I just thought it looked funny.

[E]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, okay, then maybe it is a double.

[A]

It says Delaware fawn sound on here.

[D]

Yeah, okay, that's what she said.

[A]

But it sounds just like those damn pigs.

[C]

It did sound like those pigs. Before we go, can we hear what a dough is?

[A]

Yeah, let me hear what a dough sounds like because that sounds.

[C]

Sounded a lot like those pigs.

[A]

I need to sharpen my.

[B]

I could have my wife come in

[C]

with a. I was impressed and now we're finding out you did it wrong.

[D]

So you're telling me that's what deers sound like?

[A]

I don't know. Apparently.

[B]

Let's find out when they're in the rut, I guess.

[E]

You want to hear what do sounds like?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

So sick.

[D]

Thank you.

[B]

Got Him.

[D]

Got him.

[A]

I felt that coming. I felt it.

[E]

Okay, here's the actual dough.

[A]

What? That didn't say anything like this.

[B]

Oh, you got to do something with your mouth.

[C]

Make it sound like that.

[A]

I hate it. No, it's too.

[B]

She does it all the time. Come on. Hang on a second. Lizzy, come in here with your do call.

[C]

She has one too.

[B]

Yeah, of course she does. Get in here with your call.

[E]

Here's another one. There's another example.

[A]

That's a sheep don't lie this dough bleed.

[C]

Come in here. There's 20, 000 people that want to hear you do your little.

[B]

Yeah, I said get in here with your call. Now she's gonna be so excited because I hate it so much. So for me to be asking her to do it. She's gonna be thrilled. Oh, my God.

[A]

What the was that? Here, volume up, volume up. Crank it. Oh, wait. That did sound.

[C]

I heard it.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

That's how I thought that was.

[A]

Wait, no, I hear it.

[F]

Let it.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. There you go.

[E]

That's it.

[B]

Do you have.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Why the does this video have so many views?

[D]

Oh, she doesn't have it.

[B]

She doesn't have it handy right now, sadly.

[D]

How is it not always on her girl?

[B]

I don't know. Because she has it on her desk and she does it in the morning before I'm awake and I. I know that's probably in the car for using it.

[A]

That sounded like. I'm confused. They all sound so different. Oh, whoa.

[B]

Watch out.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[B]

This feels fake. This feels fake.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Standing on business.

[H]

That.

[B]

That is what I hear in the morning right here.

[A]

This is not doing that

[B]

stuff your up then.

[A]

Okay. I don't know. It sounds like a. Anyway for blaster next time.

[B]

So we still got to get the hog caller.

[A]

That's a.

[E]

That was the one I played. This is the same video.

[A]

That's. Then you go to hog wild boar, end up telling you it's the same sound.

[B]

It does seem to have a similar look to it. Yeah, it's probably can do both.

[A]

Okay, hold on now.

[E]

I think they're gonna shoot these.

[C]

We thermal.

[B]

Yeah, you don't want to show this.

[A]

Ew. Are you serious?

[D]

No, thank you.

[B]

Yeah, that's.

[G]

That's.

[B]

That's what happens with the calls, guys.

[E]

That's the point of the.

[D]

I thought it was just to look at them and say, oh, they're so.

[E]

No, no. I mean, that's much nicer to do.

[A]

That's so sad. I hate.

[D]

That's what I would Do.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

What was that though?

[E]

By Night and Hail.

[A]

For all you hog hunters out here. This. Oh, this guy swallows.

[D]

There's a hog hunter.

[E]

The ultimate in hog calling.

[A]

It features an inhale Exhale version so you can really get those deep gutral sounds like a cog.

[E]

That's really feasible.

[A]

Heavy.

[E]

It also features a caul that you can unscrew and screw back together so that you're not going to lose your reed systems.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

Great little call.

[B]

Oh, he's like squeezing the end the

[E]

hog call from Night Inhale.

[A]

What a great video.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

They just slaughter like ten hogs at once.

[B]

Yeah. Cuz there's like a.

[E]

They considered pests in some areas.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

Bores.

[C]

No bores. They like. They'll tear up like a whole neighborhood looking for grub. They'll like destroy all the ground all around and they. They multiply like crazy.

[A]

Let them do it. I see.

[C]

And. And no, totally. I. I agree. And also.

[A]

But they're.

[C]

Their skin like they're. They almost have armor. Like if you have a handgun and were to shoot it. They take bullets. Like they literally take. They take bullets from handguns. Like you have a high. They really can. They're really insane. They travel like 12 of them and they'll like demolish a golf course. And like.

[B]

Don't you remember the 30 to 50 feral hogs?

[E]

That's what I was.

[B]

What a good day. We can't get into that right now. It's seven o'clock here.

[C]

Wait, what is that?

[E]

There was a guy that went viral for saying that he was killing 40 to 70 feral hogs a day.

[B]

And welcome to my neighborhood.

[E]

Yeah, just people really were tickled by that. I think it was a combination of just the. The high quantity and also just. I think a lot of people weren't aware of the fact that people treat like feral hogs can be considered pets.

[A]

What do you do with any bodies?

[E]

It is an absurdly large amount. Yeah.

[A]

I guess 70 a day.

[E]

It was a lot. It was a lot. It was a lot.

[B]

Well, you don't kill them all at once. Like he was basically 70 a day.

[A]

He kills 70 a day.

[B]

He was. No, he was saying, oh, you don't want to have guns in your house. Well, you don't know how I live. 30 to 50 feral hogs running through my neighborhood going after my children.

[A]

Yeah. Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So he's on the hunt against an army of hogs.

[B]

Yes. Man versus nature in suburban Texas.

[E]

And then there was a ton of memes with wolves. People of him Just like, you know, like the doom guy. Fighting demons, but it's just like feral hogs. You know, there was a lot of directions. You could. You could.

[A]

That is funny. That is funny. Okay, I see.

[B]

It was a very good day.

[C]

Wolves in Canada.

[A]

Why, Bro, Chill.

[C]

Well, to protect like caribou livestock and stuff. The wolves, they go. They go crazy. And at certain point there's. We try and bring balance, but I. I don't know really like how humane or not this stuff is. Is. I just remember being fascinated at doing like a little skim because I was like, wait, you can get. Because you get paid also.

[A]

Yeah, like.

[C]

Yeah. To kill the wolves.

[B]

Well, they bring you. Yeah, they bring in hunters to. Yeah, to like.

[C]

And I think we call Canada goose jackets. I think there's a Canada goose hood on the hood. Is that wolf stuff?

[A]

So you.

[B]

Interesting.

[A]

Do you think they're selling. You think they're celebrating the wolf, but in actuality they're just killing a shitload of them. All right, well, that's our show. We've been going for a long time. Oh, you guys disappeared. I wasn't sure what happened. Yep. There you guys hear the sound of the notification that says it's time to say I do all my best to the people in Argentina. That's right. That's who won. Right?

[E]

That is who won.

[A]

Sucks to be English mines on toast.

[E]

What else is new, right?

[A]

Are you upset tomorrow that the English law lost or you don't care?

[B]

She don't care.

[D]

Look at her.

[E]

You look like she cares.

[A]

Does your family care at all? You can just not thumb up or down.

[B]

She just cares about Indian scams.

[A]

Does your dad care about football and drugs? So he's probably upset. So my regards to your dad. Send him my best. But he chose that lot when he chose to be born in England. And I honestly. That's on him. He wasn't born in England. He migrated there. Whatever. I don't care. He went. He chose to go to England. That's on him. He didn't. Okay, but it doesn't matter. The point is they lost. Thanks for watching everybody. What's today?

[G]

Wednesday.

[A]

So tomorrow we'll be here for members. We'll be having a fun member stream. And then Friday is our regular double header. We'll be doing the H3 show, followed by After Dark. Stand back, standby. To my loyal soldiers in the H3 Army. Thank you to all of our supporters. I guess we don't have time to thank our donos and stuff, but maybe we could touch on it another time. I'm looking at Dan.

[C]

We'll do it on Friday on After Dark. We'll do it right.

[A]

You guys just read.

[E]

Was that a question or I was asking for help?

[A]

Because I'm confused. I don't know what to do, but I'm great. Send it.

[D]

Send it to us.

[C]

We'll do it. We'll do it on Friday.

[F]

Tomorrow.

[B]

Just tomorrow.

[E]

We'll just do it tomorrow.

[A]

There you go. We'll do it tomorrow. So thank you, guys. Thank you, all of our supporters. We love you. We appreciate you. Thanks to viewers like you, the show continues to make it happen. All right, everybody. Tata for now. We'll see all the members tomorrow and everybody else on Friday. Bye.

[B]

Sa.