Trying The Viral Sprite Challenge - H3 After Dark #78

Summary

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H3 Podcast: Trying The Viral Sprite Challenge - H3 After Dark #78

Date: July 18, 2026
Host: Ethan Klein (with co-hosts and guests: Harley, Kate/Katie, David, etc.)

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Episode Overview

This episode marks the H3 crew’s return from a brief break, diving headfirst into a whirlwind of viral internet culture, animal-of-the-week memes, and, most notably, their own attempt at the “Viral Sprite Challenge.” The group banters about odd internet creatures, pop culture, friendships, and, in a major segment, recounts and debates the new blockbuster "The Odyssey" (2026). Packed with impulsive humor, friendly roasting, and honest reactions, this loose-format show is classic After Dark—sometimes meandering, always entertaining.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Viral Animal Memes & Internet Creatures (00:30–24:00)

Notable Segments:

• Jimothy the Raccoon: Conversation centers around “Jimothy,” a raccoon with short spine syndrome, the latest viral animal to capture the collective online heart.
  • “No, but Jimothy is a raccoon that has been honestly thriving.” (02:36, B)
  • The group debates if animals like Jimothy are real or AI-generated, with comedic back-and-forth confusing “weary/wary.”
• Ancient Creatures Vibes: The hosts relate the raccoon to cryptids like Bigfoot, making observations about the graininess of old cryptid footage and the internet's love for "freak mutant" animals.
• Other Animal Memes: Neil the Seal (a havoc-wreaking Australian seal), the new “orange-lipped monkeys” discovered in the Congo, and the “me as a baby” meme confusion—prompting a long, hilarious segment where everyone tries to figure out what “me as a baby” actually is (19:00+).

Memorable Quote:

“If there was a way I could throw him [Jimothy], like, as hard as I could, as far as I could, and he would land in a happy place... I'd pay $250 for that experience.” – A, (07:18)

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2. The Internet Falls in Love (with Animals & People) (11:59–14:32)

• Reflection on how the internet periodically falls in love with an animal (like "mu dang" or Hasbulla), and the cycle from wholesome to commercial.
• Hasbulla Discussion: Including mispronunciations ("Hezbollah?"), the news about him allegedly abusing a cat, and how quickly some internet figures get canceled or replaced.

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3. Pop Culture/Movies: The Odyssey, Moviegoing, & Expectations (00:49, 34:15, 53:13, major at 102:00–135:40)

• The crew saw "The Odyssey" (2026)—some in IMAX, others in standard theaters. Moviegoing rituals, local theater culture, and differences in theater experiences are discussed at intervals throughout the episode.
• Main Review Segment: (from 102:00)
  • Ratings: Harley rates it 9/10, Kate at 8/10, both find it a worthy blockbuster but with caveats.
  • Casting: Debate over Matt Damon in the lead role, with quips about seeing “Jason Bourne” rather than Odysseus.
  • Visuals vs. Story: Kate values story over visuals; Harley stresses how grounded and “real” the fantasy elements felt, especially Cyclops and Cersei scenes.
  • Modern Takes: The adaptation is lauded for addressing PTSD, postwar letdown, and the reality of returning heroes—paralleling Oppenheimer and reflecting on modern attitudes.
  • Critiques: Some complaints about fight scenes being too long and the female characters feeling “flat,” but both agree on the film’s impact, questioning internet controversies about diverse casting.

Memorable Quotes:

"I loved the Cyclops. I felt so sad for the Cyclops." – B, (78:20)
"It was perfect for summer blockbuster experience, perfect movie for white men!" – B, (135:17, tongue-in-cheek)

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4. Nostalgia, Friendship, and Social Awkwardness (41:00–44:20, 52:13, 139:38)

• Open talk about canceling plans, FOMO, and social fatigue post-pandemic.
• The “Boomer Empathy Videos” get discussed: earnest, low-budget Instagram skits teaching boomers EQ, break the group up with their low-fi, gentle-parenting-for-the-elderly style.
  • Susan & Bob's Lakers Game: A lesson in relationship compromise (46:51–47:57)
  • “Compromise means both people taking the other person’s needs seriously.” (47:27)

Memorable Quote:

“Do you know when you and your friends get to that age, it's hard to… have enough energy to get through the whole day.” – C, (40:50)

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5. Food Internet: Will It Pasta, Cheap Eats, & Creator Ecosystems (66:12–76:59)

• Harley critiques the viral “White Monster Pasta” video, comparing the current food content scene to his days on Epic Meal Time and lamenting the low bar for “food virality."
  • Long discussion on platform monetization (eg. YouTube Shorts, TikTok, Facebook) and the economics of viral food creators.
  • Loving shoutouts to creators showing low-budget, family-style cooking.
• Sprite Challenge Prep: Leads to direct boasting about viral challenges, chugging abilities, and bodily fortitude.

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6. The Viral Sprite Challenge (82:15–101:56)

Main Event:

• The group chugs bottles of Sprite (or Sprite Zero, “for extra fizz”).
• David claims he never burps, leading to rampant teasing; the show’s tension: Will he finally burp?
• Hilarious chaos ensues: gagging, half-burps, “half puking,” taunting, audience polling for “who won.”
• Harley claims victory with classic deadpan; David suffers in silence, prompting calls to burp him “like a baby.”
• Listeners weigh in regarding legendary loud burpers, and Harley disparages the “Sprite Zero” method as a deviation from the canon challenge.

Memorable Moments:

• “That was disappointing. That was, like, beating off for an hour and having, like, one single drop.” – A, (88:24)
• “David, are you okay? ...We could burp a David.” – B, (101:43)

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7. Viewer Interaction, Super Chats & Audience Games (78:56, 135:47–)

• Frequent pause to acknowledge “soupies” (super chats/memberships), personal stories, childhood jokes (milk-milk-lemonade, etc.), and friendly ribbing about the audience’s lore.
• Conversation veers into “milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate cake/fudges made" with an unexpectedly detailed breakdown of regional poop-related playground rhymes (142:10+).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Quote | Speaker | |-----------|-------|---------| | 07:18 | “If there was a way I could throw him [Jimothy] as hard as I could, and he will land in a happy place… I'd pay $250 for that experience.” | A | | 10:13 | “I want to see him [the raccoon] right there with no skin. I want to see what's going on. Or at least wet. First a shaved, and then… no organs, just bones. The skeleton's still going to be adorable.” | A | | 47:57 | "Compromise means both people taking the other person's needs seriously.” | B | | 88:24 | “That was disappointing. That was, like, beating off for an hour and having, like, one single drop.” | A (Sprite Challenge) | | 135:17 | “It was perfect for summer blockbuster experience, perfect movie for white men!” | B (re: The Odyssey, tongue-in-cheek) |

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Important Timestamps

| Time | Segment | |--------|---------| | 00:30–14:00 | Internet memes: Jimothy, raccoon and animal discussion | | 14:10–24:30 | Hasbulla, me as a baby meme, Neil the Seal, new monkeys | | 34:15–37:44 | Providence nostalgia, local stories | | 41:00–44:20 | Social fatigue, boomer empathy videos | | 53:13–56:00 | Movie-going rituals, theater habits | | 66:12–76:59 | Will-It-Pasta, food creators, content economies | | 82:15–101:56 | The Viral Sprite Challenge: main segment | | 102:00–135:40 | "The Odyssey" review, spoilers, and debate | | after 135:47 | Superchat readings, closing banter, playground rhyme nostalgia |

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Flow & Tone

The episode flows as a classic, loose After Dark, with rapid-fire digressions and running jokes, rooted in a love of weird, weird internet culture and sibling-like banter. The tone is irreverent, self-deprecating, and occasionally raunchy (especially during the Sprite challenge segment). The hosts poke fun at themselves, each other, and their audience in equal measure, with warmth and humility.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

This After Dark episode is an entertaining blend of meme-driven internet culture, earnest (and sometimes ridiculous) attempts at physical and social “challenges,” and in-depth movie talk with just enough genuine insight to balance out the chaos. You'll leave with new internet animals to love (Jimothy!), a sense of what it's like to finish a 3-hour mythic epic in a nearly empty theater, and a strong desire never to do the Sprite Challenge yourself.

Skip to 82:15 for the Sprite Challenge chaos. Start at 102:00 for The Odyssey review/discussion. For childhood humor, jump to 142:10.

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Episode in One Line:
Three comedians, one viral soda challenge, and a raccoon named Jimothy walk into a podcast…

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

It's not a monkey. Oh, wait, there is a new monkey. And there's a raccoon that we got to talk about.

[A]

Oh, you thought I was calling the raccoon a monkey?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

You guys got to see these things. Straight out of the Odyssey. Straight out of the Odyssey, starring Matt Damon.

[B]

Speaking of.

[A]

And Robert Pattinson. Save it for the end.

[B]

We saw. We both saw the Odyssey. We are not going to say anything till the end, but we are going to give our reviews because this is the big weekend, you know, and so we want to make sure that we get our. We get our thoughts.

[A]

We bounced right over to the 70 millimeter IMAX theater. Shout out Apple Cinema. Holding it down.

[B]

I have to admit, the lids.

[A]

Save it for the. Save it for the.

[B]

I didn't see it in imax. I just have to say that even that.

[A]

That's. That's good. We got to talk about.

[B]

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[A]

We'll save it.

[B]

We'll save it.

[A]

There's so many crazy things you put here on this document.

[B]

So. So many on this document. Yeah. So we have a bunch of little things to watch. We're going to do the Sprite challenge because David has never burped in his entire life.

[A]

David is true.

[B]

David.

[C]

It's true.

[B]

So he's either gonna burp, barf, or die today on camera.

[A]

Hold on. We're gonna let David just come out here and just lie like that on the show?

[C]

Okay, listen, listen. I'm not gonna say I never burp lying, but I don't just drink or eat stuff and burp. The only times I usually burp is like, right before I throw up.

[A]

Is this like when you said you. Did you do everything on the show?

[C]

No, I mean, that is 100% true, but.

[A]

So tell them. Tell them it's you. Why we were late. Tell them me.

[B]

Was it.

[C]

Why was it me? I don't know.

[A]

Was it me?

[B]

Can we talk about how Harley and I are matching pink again? Put your arms up.

[A]

Hey, Boomer police. Put your hands up.

[B]

Yeah, we're matching. So do you guys know About Jimothy. Have we all heard about.

[A]

This is the new monkey. Not the raccoon, right?

[B]

No, this is the.

[A]

Oh, the raccoon's name is Jimothy. The new monkey's name is Switchblade.

[B]

New monkey. Can someone look up the. The new monkey? I don't think I put that in here. Yeah, we definitely need the new monkey. No, but Jimothy is a raccoon that has been honestly thriving.

[A]

He's the raccoon from 90 Day Fiance in Seattle.

[B]

Is that a. What is his name? Big Ed. Is that a Big Ed reference?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

I mean, they kind of walk the same.

[A]

For sure.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And they both put mayonnaise in their hair.

[B]

For sure. This. This little freak does. Look at this. All right, so this is Jimothy. He is a. He's a raccoon with short spine syndrome. I don't know if someone made that up, but look at this.

[A]

Like that. Like that. By the way, we should. By the way, we should be weary that this could be AI and let's just continue to operate. Just be weary. You can't be weary. Just be weary. Let's operate on that and let's move.

[B]

First of all, I'll be weary.

[A]

That's it.

[B]

I'll be wary.

[A]

Be weary.

[B]

Be weary, bro.

[A]

Be weary.

[B]

But look at it.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, but I could see how like this. This could just happen. And you know, like, you know, if you saw that back in the day, if you. If you saw that and it was like the year 750, you would be

[B]

like, there are creatures like the world

[C]

do not know, not even that far away. If this video was on 2006, YouTube, everyone would be like, that's a alien.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Like me as a kid, seeing that, I'd be like, that's. That's because it would be like super grainy watching that thing run by.

[A]

I'd be like, oh, every single Bigfoot. Yeah, every single piece of Bigfoot thing is always. No one ever had the sickest camera.

[B]

What is that? The UFOs and Bigfoot. You can never see a clear shot.

[A]

Like, there's a freak mutant out of my. Out of my face here.

[B]

Oh, no, we're not even close to done. Look at this little guy. They got. They got an up close. No, I love him.

[A]

He's awesome.

[B]

Look at this little guy.

[A]

I know raccoons. Raccoons are something. Raccoons and skunks, they're the best.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Oh. Oh, Great minds.

[B]

Great minds.

[A]

No doubt. Me. Me having. Me having great minds. Think alike. Sharing a mind with people on Twitter

[B]

who also watch 90 Day Fiance. Look at this.

[C]

Little Harley agrees with everything that said on Twitter.

[A]

Put that. Put that in print.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

By the way, raccoons and skunks, I. What I like about both of them is I. I want them both to be, like, domesticated. In my home, raccoons are very close.

[B]

Like, very close.

[A]

Skunks, too, apparently.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're both pretty close. They said. Someone said short spine syndrome usually doesn't affect the life of the animal. He just looks silly, literally.

[C]

That action shot reminds me of, like, the movie signs when everyone freaked out.

[A]

Yeah, it's really.

[B]

Literally, it's the signs that was, like, such a disappointment in signs when they show the aliens. I was just like, oh, well, maybe we should have just left that a mystery.

[A]

Did you guys see the movie Trap the Trapper? Was that what it was called?

[B]

Yes. We've. I think we've talked.

[A]

Yeah, we did.

[B]

All right.

[A]

You up, dude?

[B]

No.

[A]

What do you mean, no?

[B]

You liked it?

[A]

Do you really like. What do you think? Who do you think I am? Like that I'd like that movie. What you thought. What did you think that time? That I. Do I. I do I smoke crack or something or do heroin? What nonsense. What did you say?

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

And you think I have.

[B]

So you're being really cast up when you said it would fuck him up?

[A]

No. You don't recommend terrible, terrible things sometimes. As in like a. This will. You don't ever. You never wanna. You never want to watch content standing and just swinging your fists.

[B]

No, I'm. I. That.

[A]

How'd you get through Love Island? You never want to watch Love Island. You never. At no point did any man on Love island make you want to grab a gun.

[B]

Constantly. Yes, I'm screaming constantly and reaching for my pistol. Absolutely. My revolver.

[A]

It's this.

[B]

A thousand percent. Yeah.

[A]

What's this?

[B]

Not this. Not. Not Jimothy, though. Jimothy's too cute. We have. I found a real gem, which is Jimothy when he was a baby.

[A]

Oh, shit.

[B]

It's a baby Jimothy tail. I literally could cry. This is so funny.

[A]

If there was somewhere. If there was a way I could throw him, like, as hard as I could, as far as I could. And, like, he will land in a happy place that is only good and wonderful for him that I'd pay 250 bucks for that experience. Just fucking toss him. I don't know how to express the feelings I have for this guy. But other than I want to grab him and I want to fucking toss him.

[B]

I hear something weird happening on David's mic.

[C]

I'm muted, so that's not.

[A]

It's.

[C]

It's there. There's like a person talking in the video.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I was like, what, David instead of the stranger?

[B]

Well, I just heard monumental.

[C]

Uncle.

[A]

You really chat.

[C]

Hit her with the uncle, please.

[A]

Jesus Christ. Oh yeah. You guys have free unclerts. You guys have free money from YouTube. You have free money from YouTube. Give it to us. Actually, give us your uncle. This show is always at risk of ending. The show's always at risk of ending, I assume. I don't know. But you. It could be some decent money. Everyone has. Everyone has like a thousand. Everyone has like a thousand points there so they can spend it here. You know what?

[C]

So we keep the lights on for two more weeks. Please

[A]

give it now or I'll ask on my stream. You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm saying. Do the uncle er tear.

[B]

Don't you go. Don't you dare.

[A]

That's what I'm saying, dude. That's what I'm saying. But the thing is you. You chose, you chose Jimothy's cameraman over David in that situation.

[B]

I didn't, I didn't know there was audio on this because the last video I had the audio muted. Okay, listen, it's my first Friday since our three week break. I'm a little rusty. Yeah, I'm a little bit rusty.

[A]

That's good. And it was just pulling up.

[C]

By the way. She's a little tired from supper, so

[B]

uncle it up my 4:00 clock dinner. Yeah, you're right. It's already three hours. My sugar's dropping. So that's.

[C]

Jim, you're a hard strawberry candy stat.

[B]

Oh, I love those so much.

[A]

Yo, big time uncle.

[C]

Of course you do.

[A]

Sick. We'll see that. Because if they don't. If they don't give us. If they don't give us the unclear, it literally goes to Jeff Bezos.

[B]

Dude, it's true. What is like the cutest jewel thing for Jimothy. What can we send to Jimothy to make sure he's doing well?

[A]

No, we're sending us unclear. Jimothy. He's got enough. This cloud is. We've just pumped his cloud up so I get him out of here.

[B]

I know.

[C]

We need to send him like 10 bags of. Of Taylor Swift's wedding trash so he can just bask in all of it.

[A]

Oh, that's. That's A sick collab. Honestly, that'd be a sick collaboration.

[C]

Taylor Swift wedding.

[B]

Yeah. Look at it. I wanna.

[A]

I wanna boot him through a field goal.

[B]

Dude, that's a. That's a side profile of a raccoon. That is his full side profile.

[A]

I know this is crazy, but I want to see his bones.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

This dude, I want to see. I want to see his organs inside.

[B]

Yeah. Like, where do they.

[A]

I want to see him right there with no skin. I want to see what's going on. Or at least. At least wet. First a shaved, and then I want to see no skin, and then I want to see no organs, just bones. It sounds crazy, but, like, in a cute way. The bones. The skeleton's still going to be adorable.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I saw his little brain. You don't think that little brain would be adorable?

[B]

So cute. I asked it all the time about

[A]

my Chihuahuas this big.

[B]

I want to see their little brains.

[A]

Yeah. Sometimes I like to ask my chihuahua, like. Like 50 questions in a row and then put my lips on his skull to feel if his brain is warm from all the processing he was doing. I try and warm up his engine a little bit. I'll ask him. I'm like, you want to do this? Do you know me? Do you know what my job is? Do you know what daddy's job is? Do you know what the Internet is?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And they do that. And then I pick him up and I put my lips on his head.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Little brain working. You're working. He's like a Chihuahua. So he's like.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

They're so anxious about everything.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Or they're either a very anxious Chihuahua or those, like, two Tic Tacs rattling around. I have one of each of those. I've got the anxious one, and I have the one that's just, like, nothing going on. Nothing.

[A]

My choir, when I take him on a walk, we'll be, like, walking on the street, and someone will have a bag out just like. Like, a garbage bag just sitting there. And he'll, like, see it from so far away. And he's like, bag, bag, bag. No bag, bag. He's like, pulling the leash to go to the other side of the street.

[B]

Yeah. That's our dog with doorways. A doorway will not, like, cross a threshold.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah. My Yorkie was stepping over a wire.

[B]

God, why did.

[A]

He looks at us like an Olympic event? He's like. And then he'll, like, trip. He'll trip for no reason or. Yeah. These dogs, they're little. Little mutants.

[B]

They are little mutants. Oh. And what. What else? I had another. A final thing. Oh. But I wanted to say, like, I just. I love when the Internet all falls in love with an animal. Like, we had mu. Dang. Right? I just love it because, like, for the first couple days, it's like the best of humanity, and then it, like, peters out or then people try to, like, commercialize it. Right?

[A]

But I just, like. Like that. That guy, Hezbollah.

[B]

What?

[A]

Remember when everyone fell in love with that guy?

[B]

That guy, Hezbollah?

[C]

All right, I'm taking Jimmy.

[A]

Yeah. He was the little guy. The little guy. Isn't that his name?

[B]

Hezbollah?

[C]

I don't think I know who you're talking about, but I. Is that his name?

[B]

The little guy that Mike Tyson picked up?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

His name is not Hezbollah.

[A]

I don't know his name is.

[B]

But it's not Hezbollah.

[C]

Do you.

[A]

You don't know his name, but you know that I'm just not. I don't know his name. That's all. You know, A thousand years. And your information for that is absolutely nothing.

[B]

I'm just waiting for Galia to yell at you in chat.

[C]

Honestly, I see typing. Oh, it is his name.

[B]

Do you. Oh, it's Hasbala.

[A]

Oh, I'm sorry. You speak whatever the language that name was. Oh, okay.

[B]

That was close.

[A]

My bad. That my pronunciation of whatever the. Is not up to snuff.

[B]

All right, we need Neil the seal. We need the monkey, too. Neil the seal is also great. What else was I gonna say? Oh, yeah, but I just. I just love when. When the Internet comes together like that and even, like, Twitter becomes less of a. You know what I mean?

[A]

Yeah, like with Hezbollah.

[B]

Yeah, like with Hezbollah. You're right. Everyone loves that guy. All right, so this is.

[A]

I wasn't talking about the baby that time.

[B]

Okay, There needs to be. There needs to be a way to differentiate the two. Oh, that's so funny.

[A]

We'll say for one, we'll say instead of Hezbollah, we'll say little interesting man person, no hat that abused the cat.

[B]

He abused a cat?

[A]

Oh, yeah. He, like, beat up a cat. You remember that?

[B]

No, no.

[A]

You guys got to get caught up on your stupid Internet.

[B]

Hasbulla cat. Let's look this up. Russian. Oh, he's Russian. Russian influencer. Has Bulla slammed for cat abuse. Video shame.

[A]

Look at him sitting there.

[B]

I don't want to see the cat. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Could there be more ads on this? Okay, he may be small and cute, but he is apparently dangerous, too. Has Bala mago madov is Maga called up? He's Maga abusing his.

[A]

Not my little man. Interesting man. Guy, person.

[B]

Three years ago.

[A]

Yeah, we're done with him.

[B]

Yeah, him out.

[A]

Jimothy in. Jimothy the new Hasbulla.

[B]

All right. Where is Neil the Seal? Oh, there he is.

[C]

Oh, it's lunchtime.

[A]

Where's Cosmo Lambino?

[B]

Do you guys know about Neil the Seal?

[A]

Neil, do you know about Cosmo Lambino?

[B]

No. What's Cosmo Lambino?

[A]

Nothing. It's just a name, and I can't help but say it. So who's Neil the Seal? What are you doing?

[B]

Neil's the Seals is big seal. I believe it's in Australia. Big boy. And he just. When like a certain time of year, he comes out of the water and just, like, wreaks havoc around this one town. Yeah, he's so great. They, like, put up these walls. He up the. The cones.

[A]

You know what I said?

[B]

That's when he was a baby.

[A]

You know what I say?

[B]

What do you say?

[C]

Let him.

[B]

Yeah, absolutely.

[A]

Let him.

[B]

Look at him. He's so cute.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Big boy.

[A]

Yeah, big boy. I want to slap his body.

[B]

I know. Me too.

[C]

Just big tummy slaps.

[B]

I want to put a. Put a saddle on him, give him a ride. They wouldn't really go anywhere. Just in the middle of the road, people's yards. Neil the Seal is the best because he's just chaos. Wait, is that a sound he's making?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Chasing traffic cones. And he just keeps getting bigger.

[A]

Oh,

[C]

Jesus Christ.

[A]

This is all AI, by the way.

[B]

No, it's not. It's Neil the Seal. Look at him. He's playing.

[A]

I don't give a what his name is. This is AI.

[B]

The so. Yeah, so that's Neil the Seal. Shout out. Shut up, Harley.

[A]

You watch that. And you literally think that's just real. You're just like, that's it. Yeah. That's real life.

[B]

Yeah. Look. Jimothy as a baby with his family.

[A]

Yo, Jimothy as a baby. You remember me as a baby?

[B]

It's. It's gay. Jimothy from the past, remember me as a baby. You as a baby.

[A]

Me as a baby.

[B]

When were you a baby?

[A]

No, me as a baby. We spoke about this. I told you about me as a baby.

[C]

When were you a baby?

[A]

Yeah, questions. And you know this. 40, 40 years ago.

[B]

Like, he did a bit on here as a baby. Wait, what did we tell you? What did you tell me about you being a baby?

[A]

Not me being A baby. I told you about me as a baby. We had this conversation. Mia is a baby. A wizard bouncing around.

[B]

Harley, am I having a stroke?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

We talk.

[A]

We have a lot of conversations. And I understand if you tuned it out.

[B]

You said you as a baby, not.

[A]

No, me as a baby. I told you about me as a baby.

[B]

Wait, so is me as a baby the name of someone?

[A]

Yes. Oh, my God.

[C]

It's like listening to my grandparents trying to have a conversation.

[A]

Did you know what the you say about.

[B]

Did you know what he was talking about? There's no.

[A]

He was there when we spoke about it too. He's a baby. It's a little wither. Wizard. Wizard. A wizard. Oh, me's a baby baby.

[B]

Wait, wait, wait. Okay, Mia's a baby.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

How do you spell that?

[A]

Me? No, girl, Girl.

[B]

Do you know what he's talking.

[A]

You're all on. You're all on that huzola tip. You're trying to spell me as a baby like it's Hezbollah's brother. Like it's Hezbollah's brother. Me as a baby.

[B]

No, that's not what he means.

[A]

David.

[B]

David. Oh, you need to uncle Art yourself.

[A]

Yeah. Guys, give us. Give us your free uncle or money right now for David. Give us your free uncle or money for David. That one's on him, dude.

[B]

No, that's not what he. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Me as a baby is a name.

[A]

This is like Mia's a baby. As husband. As a baby's brother.

[B]

Shut up. Why are you talking.

[A]

Talking about Mia's baby as hella. As well as the baby's brother. David, pull it up.

[B]

Stop. He does not know what I'm talking about.

[A]

What the am I pulling up, dude? What are you talking about?

[B]

Me.

[A]

Me as a baby.

[B]

Spell it. The letters. Spell it. The letters now.

[C]

Okay. Me, M, E, as a baby.

[A]

Good, good. Those free unclerts coming through good. David, look what you did.

[B]

I put a Z in it. Wait, I was right.

[A]

Hey, it's to me. It's a baby.

[B]

Wait, no, she's nobody. That's not a thing.

[C]

Is it this weird ass gnome thing?

[A]

Yes. Talking about. I forgot how we got here. I forgot how we got here. Jesus Christ.

[B]

Oh, my God. Oh, Golia told me to apologize to you because I was wrong about Hezbollah.

[C]

There. There it is.

[A]

And me as a baby.

[B]

Dude, what is me as a baby? This is the stupidest conversation I haven't

[A]

been a part of.

[B]

This is so dumb. This is so dumb. Wait, someone sent a super chat. Mia Z baby. Did they do that on purpose to their name or is it just like.

[A]

No, M. Mia Zababy is like. Like an ethereal wizard creature.

[B]

No one Mia Zababby.

[C]

It's in. In. It's in the discord.

[B]

But my point.

[A]

Discord.

[C]

We never talked about this. We did not talk about it.

[A]

We never spoke about me as a baby.

[C]

No.

[A]

No one. Not someone on Reddit in two days from now post about me talking about me as a baby before.

[B]

Okay. I thought me as a baby was like a person's name.

[C]

No, it's a is. It's a reference.

[B]

Could.

[C]

Do you. Do you have the link?

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

So me as a baby can be a name, but has bulla. Can't be.

[B]

I didn't see that at all. I. I concede that you were right about Hasbulla, but me as a baby is crazy. Okay, okay, okay. Now see, you just got me on board with the fact that me as a baby was like a one word name. And then you show me this guy.

[A]

You got it. You got. I gotta see him.

[B]

I have seen this before.

[A]

Yes. Let me see.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. Now wait. Why did chat get disabled?

[A]

What?

[B]

Oh, no, that was last.

[A]

Don't be disabling your chat and then asking the chat. The guys give us get free of money Uncle Alerts. They're free. YouTube. YouTube gave you free money. Give it to Max them out.

[C]

Max them out. Yeah, we're gonna change the title to Ultimate Unclert Episode.

[B]

See, this is what I was talking about when I said because people were like, oh, Wednesday Episode.

[A]

This is what I'm talking about this week.

[B]

Wednesday. Listen, if you think we're not going to be roasted and toasted and stupid by Fridays.

[C]

And this is the new studio. Gas is leaking every day.

[B]

Every day. So this thing's name in your mind

[A]

is me as a baby, as is yours is Kate. What are you talking about?

[B]

My favorite thing, though, was David acting like I was stupid and being like, no, Kate, it's Harley as a baby. I'm like, oh, I'm so far ahead of you. Not too far, though, because I had no idea what the this was.

[C]

How.

[A]

How do you.

[C]

How could we ever end up here?

[A]

How can we follow you? Aren't you happy? Aren't you happy that you're here now, though? Yeah, he's cool.

[C]

Super cool. Another video that if I saw this as a kid, I'd be like, whoa, I'm so scared.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Play the music for a second. Is there music there?

[B]

Yeah, we probably get claimed no. Don't you think

[A]

we should stop it? Stop it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Well, that's me as a baby, which has no relationship to Jimothy, which we were initially talking about. And.

[A]

Yeah, or the guy, the interesting little

[B]

man person has bala. I do want to see the new monkey though, so let me pull that up because I did forget to slide that in here. Very exciting. New species of monkeys with big orange lips discovered hiding in the forest. Look how weird these guys are. This one doesn't have orange lips. How are they monkeys?

[A]

Yeah, not buying it.

[B]

How are there new monkeys?

[A]

There isn't. There isn't.

[B]

Like we've never seen. I'm getting some new images here.

[A]

We've never.

[B]

No, let's see where they are. Let's see where they allegedly are.

[A]

They have very strong me as a baby vibes.

[B]

They do have me as a baby vibes. And. And hopefully next time when we talk about it, I'll remember that's what you were talking about. Someone in chat me up. Because they. They said it's spelled Mia, the baby. Like.

[A]

Yeah, because you. You had said that before. You said.

[B]

You dumb.

[A]

You said you thought it was a name.

[B]

Well, yeah, because you kept treating it like one. Let's see. Where the frick is this happening?

[A]

He is a baby

[B]

bro.

[C]

So stupid.

[B]

Okay, so this is in the Congo. I mean, I don't know how much of the Congo has been explored, so maybe it says it's not very common these days to find a new never before documented primate species, let alone a relatively large species of monkey. That's what I'm talking about. They're so big. I know people are finding like frogs all the time. Like discovering new. New species of frogs you talking about? What do you mean?

[A]

What kind of algorithm you got that it's always happening. How many frogs have scientific algorithm?

[B]

You know what I mean?

[A]

Seriously, I love all that true scholar over here. So. But how many. How many. How many frogs? How many new frogs have we got in the last 10 years?

[B]

Oh, let's find out. That's actually a really good question. New frog species.

[C]

This is great.

[A]

You say who you're asking. Gemini.

[B]

No, I'm just asking Google.

[A]

That's not Google anymore.

[B]

Seven new frog species.

[A]

That's Gemini. Don't read that. That's literally Gemini. Dude, don't read that. I'm not get to get to the library. This is send David to the library and have them take out a. Have them find David Frogs.

[B]

David, how much do you know about the Dewey Decimal System.

[C]

Oh, so much.

[B]

Yeah, exactly, exactly.

[A]

You never had to deal with the Dewey decimal system at school.

[C]

Hey, David, I mean, I know. I know enough.

[A]

You don't know what we've been. It's like.

[B]

I know, I know.

[C]

I. I can follow our Internet.

[A]

All the Internet information you have.

[B]

We.

[A]

We had that on 30 CDs, dude.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

30 CDs, yeah.

[B]

All right.

[C]

I remember when you would buy a movie and you have to. It'd be in two discs because they couldn't fit it on one disc.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Titanic. Titanic, probably.

[B]

What was another one? There was another one with like an intermission and I don't remember.

[A]

I'd buy. I'd buy a Dune trilogy on vhs if they sold it. I'd also buy. What's this one called? That was sick. The Odyssey. I'd buy that on.

[B]

Hey, did you remember when you were like, oh, how many frogs are really happening?

[C]

7.

[B]

Just in Madagascar 2024.

[A]

When?

[B]

2024.

[A]

All that year.

[B]

That's what it's saying. Look. An international team of researchers have discovered seven new species of tree frogs that make otherworldly calls in the rainforests of Madagascar. So there's still like these jungles that they're just.

[A]

Dude, there's. There's investigate frog. They. People see that all the time. They're like that frog, dude. First of all, that's not what we call it and we don't give a. But someone wrote about it and brought that back and they're like discovered. And people are like, no, dude, we've been seeing that frog.

[B]

Yeah, he's around. His name's James. He's fine.

[A]

Monkeys, they're like that. It's not a big deal. You just. No one, no one ever really took note and compared. Cross reference.

[B]

Crazy that no one had seen these, but maybe they just like saw them from far away or something. I don't know. I don't know what the tea is on the new monkeys. What are they calling them? Do we know? It doesn't say. Just an orange lipped, black furred monkey and utters unique vocalizations. Okay, there is a name. There is a name. Okay, so they're named Liqueli by the local Belonga people. So it sounds like the people in the Congo knew about it, but maybe just like people outside of it had never documented it.

[A]

You said the people were Belonga.

[B]

Yeah, that's the name of the people.

[A]

And they're from the Congo.

[B]

Congo, yeah.

[A]

Yeah, but come on, you know, Congo.

[B]

Same, same, same difference. Let's see.

[A]

Give me those Mormons, dude, I want those laughing Mormons. Come on.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Where are those at?

[A]

Those.

[C]

That's a main show specific. I gotta.

[A]

Okay, so what, do I gotta slice it, steal it and slice it myself?

[C]

No, I gotta. I just gotta ask Zach and he has to email it to me. It's the whole thing.

[A]

Okay. I've been building a small alliance with it for him. With him.

[B]

Oh, shout out.

[A]

Yeah, this is.

[B]

This is old news. It turns out, guys, this is old news. I don't know why they put it out now. Maybe it's just all been, like, officially documented. But they first saw them in 2008 and then. But it was not seen again until 10 years later. That was, like, when they were actually able to get a picture of it that they could identify.

[A]

Sorry, we're on mutant raccoons now, pal. So I guess get them out of here.

[B]

They've been there and we knew that, but they just didn't have, like, a nice picture of them to. To rule that out, that they could have been something that already existed. So less cool than Jimothy.

[C]

We're on torso raccoons now.

[A]

Yeah, Come on, let's talk Jimothy. He's the one who belonged to the Conga.

[B]

Get. Get the times, brother. Speaking of Jimothy, the oatmeal made this, and I just love it.

[A]

I don't like them as much as the. The Mormons they're mocking on.

[C]

Just imagine they're Mormon.

[B]

They're too. They're too raucous for Mormons. They're not polite enough. But look what the oatmeal did. It's Jimothy.

[A]

AI.

[B]

Hey.

[A]

Oh, what an artist. An artist drew this and then they signed it.

[B]

The company they work for, the Oatmeal is a person.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[A]

And they sign their work the oatmeal consistently.

[C]

No, the oatmeal is.

[B]

You don't know the oat. You don't know the oatmeal.

[A]

I think I've come across it before, but I'm not.

[B]

Oh, okay. Yeah, it's like one.

[A]

Oh, exploding kittens. Yes, I know. Exactly. Oh, they really did this. They really did this.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Unfortunately for them. Unfortunately for them, their art style is. Is so enjoyable and easy on the eyes that I feel like AI is scraped it like crazy.

[B]

Oh, I love their. I love.

[A]

I love. I love the way this looks.

[C]

Look at those weird kneecaps.

[A]

It's just so funny that it's kind of gross and cute at the same time. And, like, it's like yeah, it's, like,

[C]

pumped air into him.

[A]

Someone like this sees, like, Jimothy, and they're like, oh, hell no. And they grab their pen and instantly, like, I want to see the first drafts. The other ones, the ones that they were like, nah, that's not. I'm not going to post that one, but that's hilarious.

[B]

Can I tell you that I. I have developed a metaphor that compares Jimothy to us.

[A]

Go on.

[B]

Because we might have one fewer show a week. We might be shorter.

[A]

Someone die? What's happening? No, I was like, the tone is very.

[B]

Someone just died, and he's different, and he's still cute. Do you know what I mean? Like, I just saw that, and I

[C]

was like, this is After Dark.

[B]

That's After Dark.

[A]

You think Jimothy's After Dark?

[B]

Hell, yeah. Weird and short.

[A]

I thought After Dark was, like, the obsession, like, it's summer blockbuster or the Odyssey's main show. Everyone knows it's gonna happen. And then the obsession happens. It's like, whoa, look at that. Yeah.

[B]

Like, Jimothy is a sleeper hit.

[A]

I think he's a gross little mutant.

[C]

That's not us.

[B]

Listen, no one's talking about the Odyssey today. They're talking about this guy.

[A]

I was talking about the Odyssey today too.

[B]

Me too. And we're gonna. We're gonna talk about it later. So shout out to Jimothy. No, I'm not gonna say anything. We're just gonna fight about it, and I can't wait to fight about it. And I know what's gonna happen when we fight about it. And I'm ready. I'm prepared.

[A]

But first, there's no way you could be prepared.

[C]

You. You're never going to be prepared for a man talking about a movie that,

[B]

like, today, everyone's like, you have to see Big Lebowski. And I was like, jiminy Men have said that to me.

[C]

I mean, incredible movie. But I never knocked someone for not seeing a movie.

[B]

It's one I watched because I love. I love John Goodman. He's, like, my favorite guy. He reminds me of my dad. Like, I watched Roseanne I don't know how many times growing up. I love everything that he's in. I loved him in Community. I loved him in the Flintstones. Like, everything that John Goodman does, I love. So I need to see it. It just has never been, like, priority. Do you know what I mean? Just never been priority. I just love him so much. I love. I love me a John Goodman. Introducing meta glasses. You have questions. They've got Answers.

[C]

Hey, Mehta, what's the capital of Peru?

[B]

Lima. How do you say where's the restroom in Spanish? Dondes talbano. Hey, Meta, is a hot dog a sandwich?

[A]

Technically, no.

[B]

Spiritually, yes.

[A]

Hey, Meta, what should I do with my life? That's one of life's biggest questions.

[B]

What do you think? Ask anything with the new meta glasses. Okay, next up. This is. I know Harley and I talk a lot about Rhode Island. Right. We talk a lot about specifically Providence Place.

[A]

Clavicular and Epstein Utah.

[B]

A long time.

[A]

And.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Women. Their students.

[B]

Yep. And bad magic.

[A]

Magic merch.

[B]

A lot of merch ideas. But we do talk about Providence a lot. And. And I don't think you guys have seen enough of Providence. And so I wanted to show you a normal. A normal day in Providence, Rhode Island. So here we go. It says a video circulating on social media appears to show the aftermath or what looks like some type of crash on Atwell's Avenue in Providence's Federal Hill neighborhood. Shout out Providence. Federal Hill is like the old Italian neighborhood.

[A]

It's like if you go to get mussels.

[B]

Yeah. If Providence had a little Italy, it would be Federal Hill.

[A]

When I. When I. When I was looking, when I was in Providence and I was like, I want to just eat something good. I want to eat something good. And I don't want to drive too far from where I'm at.

[B]

Yeah, that's.

[A]

That's where it pointed me.

[B]

Federal Hill, baby. Federal Hill. It does get a little wild up there. It gets a little wild up there. It used to be like the heart of the New England mob scene, and now, I mean, it's still just kind of crazy. And so it says, well, we just. Let's just watch the video. So there was a crash, and then this man decided to do push ups in the middle of the street. You can see. It's cute though, right? Oh, and he's kicking the window in of that car.

[A]

Let him.

[B]

Hey, you know what? The muscles got him acting up. Here he is hanging out. Is he hanging?

[C]

We can't play that. We can't play the music. But I'm just assuming this is the music. That's.

[B]

That is what it sounds like.

[C]

It's just as you're walking down the street. Yeah.

[A]

I'm gonna start. I'm gonna start yelling about the music shortly.

[C]

You sent this. You said this is the.

[A]

I know, I know, but it's not like a forever. It's not like a forever thing.

[C]

New. New baguette music from Harley. So I don't kill myself. What is it?

[A]

We're still. Yeah, but we're still. We're still good. We're still good. And I'm saying we still have some more time. Just not like infinity time, right?

[B]

Whoa. That's a cop car. That's a cop car. Guys, this man needs some help. Did he out?

[A]

He needs to be arrested tonight.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Hey, Uncle. It's coming through, guys. I can't believe everyone. Everyone's free money. It's pulling up, right?

[B]

Visit. Visit beautiful Providence, Rhode Island. You'll get dinner and a show if you go to Federal Hill. That's what my mom used to call it. There was quite a character that worked at the McDonald's in our neighborhood. I mean, she was as. As an adult now I realized she was mentally ill. And she would just every. Every night she was working that we were there, she would like fully snap and scream at everybody else in the restaurant. My mom would actively take us there for a dinner and a show just to like eat and see what she did. It was fun time.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So shout out dinner and a show.

[A]

Shout out Federal Hill.

[B]

Shout out Federal Hill.

[A]

Shout out Apple Cinema, Providence Place.

[B]

Shout out belly flopping onto cop cars and shout out. The motherfucker immediately passes out.

[A]

Shout out the motherfucking hubris vodiceus. Shout out Matt Damon.

[B]

That was very interesting and a good part of that movie. Okay, so there's that. And I have a new favorite Instagram account. It is Boomers.

[A]

Oh, it's that Charlie Kirk Epstein Israel one that you always send me.

[B]

Yeah, for sure. Definitely that.

[C]

She's like at like 2:00am she's like, Look, look, look, they dropped another banger. Look at this one. It's crazy.

[B]

Guys, I'll tell you, I'll text you about that offline. I get that kind of content from people in my life. Anyway, it's me,

[A]

really.

[B]

I don't want to besmirch my co host here, but he is weird. He does weirdly have a. An Israel conspiracy thing going on.

[C]

Yeah, it's true.

[B]

Not sure what's happening. Might be the monster. I don't know.

[C]

Group chat's crazy.

[B]

Crazy at 3am Charlie.

[A]

Kirk Epstein is real.

[B]

Yep. Just that's his whole algorithm.

[A]

Did he. Did he.

[B]

Did he in there too? Did he killed Epstein?

[C]

Did he.

[A]

Charlie for Charlie Kirk is real.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Did he.

[A]

Charlie Kirk Epstein is real. Are we still monetized?

[B]

Emmanuel Macron. All right, so this is. This is these. This is me as a baby. This is these. This boomer. Boomers giving boomers advice. Have you guys seen these old ladies? I love them so much. They're, like, gentle parenting themselves. And it's actually very refreshing to see. It's like teaching boomers, like, normal emotional intelligence skills. She's canceled dinner, and she's taking her as a personal attack. I bought a new shirt for this dinner. I steamed it, and then Carol calls. I'm so sorry. I'm feeling really overwhelmed. Overwhelmed by what? Good company. She's so mad. Stop. What's wrong with this picture? Maybe I'm not approaching this with much empathy.

[C]

That's right.

[B]

So what do I say?

[A]

Try.

[B]

I'm sorry you're overwhelmed. Let's reschedule. She says, thank you so much. I've had an awful day, and I don't want to be bad company. C. It has nothing to do with you. So what do I do with all this beef stew? Donate it to the unhoused. That'd be nice. What do I do with all this beef stew? Empathy. A little bit goes a long way. Susan's friend.

[A]

Just love that is for me, because I'm the one in the vest. Like, I hit my buddy up. Hit up my buddy John Pickle. And I was like, yo, you pulling up. You have no work tomorrow. And he was like, oh, I'm so tired. I. I had a long week, and I. I gotta get a haircut. And I'm like, okay, but then what's tomorrow? He's like, oh, it's 7pm I gotta get a haircut. And then. And I'm like, okay, so you get a haircut. And then it's gonna be like, hey, what are you doing? You got no work. He's like, I'm just tired. I'm like, okay, this guy. So you need to take a nap after a haircut, you get a fade and you have to lie down.

[B]

Dude, I get. I. I get like that too, about my friends. So seeing this, I was like. I'm like, Susan. I'm definitely more like Susan than I am about the. The nice lady in the front with the empathy.

[C]

You know, when you and your friends get to that age, it's hard to shut up, have enough energy to get through the whole day.

[A]

I like how he went to that side. Start talking about you.

[B]

Let me land.

[A]

You're old. You're old.

[B]

So she hears me better.

[C]

I mean, if I'm on that side, you won't be able to hear me. So I have to move over here.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

I know the. I. I know the. The method when. When that's happening. When you know, I know that there's a way to, like, hey, man, that's okay, but. No, it's not. It's not. Man up. Well, you think I want to do anything? I think I want to do anything. I know, like, I want to be on the phone now even saying, let's do this, bro. Man up.

[B]

Up.

[A]

Let's do it.

[B]

You love to chat on the phone.

[A]

Yeah. This is gonna. And you know what?

[B]

This is gonna be me love to chat on the phone.

[A]

I do. I do. And you know what?

[B]

Also chat with you.

[A]

Yeah. We have the. We start doing the secret show. Watch. Watches in the. In a private discord. It's sick. I. I forget what I was saying.

[B]

Well, you're talking about being in this, like, when you're.

[A]

Oh, yeah, that. That person. I know. I know what you could do. But I. I actively. I denied that. And I continue to press.

[B]

I know that, like, I know that mentally, I'm having an issue. Either I'm about to get my period or my meds are up or something. If I start getting really upset about my friends not wanting to hang out with me, it's like, a thing that I've, like, noticed over years where I'm like, I'm always the one trying to plant things that nobody likes me and everyone. Everyone hates me and nobody wants to hang out. I have no friends. When I get like that, I'm like, kate, take a deep breath. Take a deep breath, girl. But I do think that there is a. An issue of late, and maybe, like, it's since COVID of people kind of. I don't know. I think it's harder for people to want to go out and hang out. And so, like, where is the line between

[A]

I don't like going out being.

[B]

Being cool with it? No. But not like, going out, like, seeing your friends.

[A]

I have, like, a. Like, a 3%, 8% chance that if someone invites me to a thing, I'll go, Harley. And there's. There's a 95. But there's a 95 chance that if you don't invite me to go because I declined the last 12.

[B]

Oh, you'll be mad.

[A]

The 100 chance I'll hit you up. I'm like, what's up? Are you stupid? You don't think I like that? You don't think I like whatever it was that you were doing?

[B]

You don't think I wanted to decline that? Like, what the.

[A]

Yeah, like, don't. Don't worry about that. Don't worry about if I'll Be there or not. Just worry about extending the information.

[B]

I don't know. I, I, I like to see my friends and I feel like I have not seen some of them that I'm like, oh, well, I guess they just hate me, you know? And it's like, do I not keep trying? And why am I always the one setting up? So I totally understand where Susan's coming from. I was like, I came here to make fun of boomers, and then I might have learned a little.

[A]

It's crazy. It's crazy when you pull up the phone, like, because you're like, and you're like, I'm all, I'm, I'm driving to Walmart. It's like 18 minutes away. I'm, you know, I'm gonna call up this.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So you're like, of course. You know, what is it, like 3:30 on a day? Okay. Yeah, of course. And then like you call up someone else and you're like, everyone's like, busy time. What is it? Busy time. And then you call up like two people. One. And then like maybe get like to four or five.

[C]

I've got to.

[A]

And no one picked up.

[B]

You're such a chatter.

[A]

Wow. What am I gonna do in. Listen to loud music and, and drive fast.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What am I. Marquez. Mark, rewind time.

[B]

Marquez. Is that Marquez? Brownlee. Is that for.

[A]

His name is Brownlee Marquezstein Marquez.

[B]

Yeah. Here's another. Oh, David, you're gonna say something.

[C]

No, I was just gonna say Fortnite.

[A]

Oh, he, he was gonna slur. He almost. I almost said it. He almost said it. Oh, it's the slur cam. Yo, we got David on the slur cam.

[B]

It's a 360cam for some reason. Just like this one is about a relationship between Susan and Bob. I just love these. They're like so wholesome. I keep thinking they're a joke. But like, I think there's a younger person behind these. The way they're edited, I think there's a younger person behind them. But they also do kind of offer valuable, like, emotional intelligence. So I, skills to older people that might not have learned them. So I don't know what to think about this stuff.

[C]

Watch this, watch this. And then think. Can a 75 year old even begin to figure out how to edit a video like this?

[B]

No, but I'm saying, that's what I'm saying. Like, I think younger people are behind it, but I think the message is

[A]

coming from that young. This is borderline millennial fan of Tim and Eric type thing.

[C]

This is a millennial.

[B]

But what I do think is, because it is, like, so earnest in the moment.

[A]

No, they're 30 years old. No one's name is Ernest Case. Close.

[B]

Shut up. I feel like it's like reverse Pixar where, like, in a Pixar movie, the kids see something, but their parents get, like, the inside jokes or, like, the more mature jokes. I feel like this is, like the boomers are here and they're getting the message, but then underneath that, there's, like, the long cuts of silence, the beef stew, and, like, the stuff for us, like, down low. And so I. I do want to know who is behind these and. And why they're doing it, but I just love them. Susan and Bob have been married for many years, but when Bob watches basketball, Susan feel like chopped liver.

[A]

That's a foul.

[B]

Fine, then I'm leaving. Stop. What's wrong with this picture? Bob loves those Lakers more than me, the mother of our three children.

[A]

And Susan doesn't understand watching the Lakers is how I relax.

[B]

So how can we move forward with this understanding? Bob should stop watching basketball and shower me with attention. I love Susan cuz. Amen.

[A]

Cuz. She's right.

[B]

She's right. And look at this guy should just

[A]

sit quietly until the game's over.

[B]

Compromise means both people taking the other person's needs seriously. See, there's, like, real lessons. I don't want to take away that game, but I just don't want to feel invisible. So tonight, you should watch basketball. Thank you. And tomorrow, we do what I want. We go clubbing.

[A]

Okay, Susan, let's go clubbing. You little devil.

[B]

It's both people naming what matters, then making a plan neither person has to resent.

[A]

Get this AI out of my face.

[B]

I'm sorry. I love these videos.

[A]

I love them.

[B]

You think it's A.I.

[A]

yes. See, dance 2.0, probably.

[B]

No way. This is not A.I.

[A]

there's no reason. There's no reason why you shouldn't think that. I have literally employed an agent here with using Voice Cloning from 11 years ago, and I haven't been here for so long.

[B]

Imagine you set up an Instagram account that was like an AI Instagram account that was so tailored to me that I'm just, like, out here smashing, like, on every single post, and you're like, this is my biggest plan of all, and then you reveal, like, eight months later that it's been A.I. the whole time.

[C]

Yeah, I don't think this is A.I.

[B]

no.

[C]

Well, I mean, you can tell by. By, like, the Way it's shot like this. I don't know. For anyone who hasn't gone to film school, this style of shooting is what every single film school film looks like. Like a thesis film. It looks like this sounds like.

[A]

Sounds like AI had a lot to scrape from. To copy.

[B]

What is that? What does that mean? What do you mean? It looks like this Just, like, break it down for us.

[C]

Bad lighting, super flat. Everything's on a tripod. Like they're shooting inside. Always shooting inside an apartment because that's the only place that they actually have a location to film. And then the.

[A]

The.

[C]

They film directly into a window. Window. And it's super blown out all the time.

[B]

Gotcha. Okay.

[C]

Yeah, it's just. I'm just every. Like, I'm watching this. I'm like, this looks like every, like, short film I've ever seen come out of film school when I was going through it.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, it's definitely AI. No, it's definitely low budget. It's definitely low blood. Low budget. Since writing an apology to her friend Carol, and she's feeling defensive about it. Dear Carol, I'm sorry. You were triggered when I corrected you at the book club. Stop. What's wrong with this picture? Well, I guess I'm apologizing for how Carol felt and not what I actually did. What did you do exactly, Susan? But what I did was helpful. No, you made her feel small in front of her friends. Well, that's.

[A]

Who's Tara? Click on her profile.

[B]

Dear Carol, I'm sorry Carol's a bitch. Patronized you in front of book club. Your read was different, and I acted like I had.

[A]

They liked this so much, and that was rude. Apparently they like. Apparently they like this.

[B]

Oh, Cara.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, she's. She's a musician in Central Mass. She was on the Voice or something. I don't know. We're mu cheese. I made you feel small. And that's not what a real friend should do. Now that is a good apology, Susan. Apologize. It starts when owning what you did matters more than defending.

[A]

This is a person that knows how to make stuff that is actively choosing

[B]

to make it look bad look bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I definitely. There's, like a satire vibe, but the actual content, there isn't really, like, a joke in it. So I. I think I. I like it because it keeps me like, what is going on here? I want to know who's behind it. I don't think it's Mormons. Do you? Do you think it's Mormons?

[A]

No, it's Chat GPT.

[B]

Of course it's Claude.

[C]

Claude X Chat GPT.

[B]

The after school special.

[A]

We all X grog.

[B]

Yeah, there's no links or anything like. What is this?

[C]

I sent you WhatsApp. Galia found Susan's account.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, check WhatsApp.

[A]

She have an of link?

[B]

Oh, she's a couple's therapist. Guys, they're real.

[C]

Or am I getting called couples therapist and of model?

[B]

Shut up.

[C]

Why not?

[B]

It does not say that.

[C]

No, of course you can't see.

[B]

Oh, my God. I was like, wow, I really got got by.

[A]

Oh, what's on our wish list? Pull up the wish list.

[B]

Wait, where's the wish list? Oh, Amazon wishlist.

[A]

Okay, let's buy her something on Ethan's card. I think we're allowed to do that if. If we're lucky enough that it gets turned into a reel or something. We might be. We might be good.

[B]

Let me follow these people. 2. Oh, there are two couples therapists. They work together.

[C]

Dolly said it's her book. Is that Amazon link?

[B]

Oh, okay, okay. Roller coaster of Emotion in couples Therapy. Listen, with another tip, this one has to do with how you can feel good inside and be aware that you're in the present. So I was walking in the market the other day and I would like

[A]

you to do Feel good inside. Make sure you get the thump or the couple.

[B]

Wait, what did you say?

[A]

Head over to the link/h3. Get yourself the thump.

[B]

Shout out. Yo.

[A]

Yeah. You want to feel good inside.

[B]

Inside and out.

[A]

Don't listen. Don't. Don't listen to her. Listen to me and me.

[B]

I am also a satisfied customer. Hopefully they'll be back. Hopefully they'll be back. That was a lot of fun to do that read. So, yeah, that's Susan and whoever the.

[A]

Whoever the.

[B]

The other lady is. But they're. They're my new favorite account. Just very wholesome.

[A]

Shout out. Susan and Mia.

[B]

Shout out. Yeah, me as a baby. So they watched a pretty long body cam video today. I found this one.

[A]

Not as long as the odyssey.

[B]

It's true. 3 hours and 10 minutes.

[A]

What? I thought it was 2 hours, 57 minutes.

[B]

Oh, mine said 3 hours, 10.

[A]

I guess maybe mine doesn't include the credits. That's weird.

[B]

Oh, that's interesting.

[A]

Yeah, it is weird.

[B]

Yeah. I didn't think it.

[A]

I didn't discover another difference between Canada, maybe.

[B]

What do you know? Your.

[A]

Did your theater have run some commercial? Oh, you sought imax.

[B]

I didn't.

[A]

Oh, did your theater run some commercials for, like, the Lives Of Providence place or something before.

[B]

No, I wasn't in Rhode Island. I didn't go to the imax. I tried, but it was all sold out. But the theater in my town, it was just me and, like, two other people. Like, a couple was sitting in the back. And then me. Like, I pulled up the. I pulled up the thing you're allowed to fart far. Oh, I was ripping. Come on. Ripping chicken in there.

[A]

You could rip chicken. Scratch the fat cap.

[B]

Yeah, do it all. I was hoping that I had a blanket in my car. I was gonna, like, snuggle in for

[A]

the three hours, but you fall asleep at this age, we don't do that. We can't do that.

[C]

That.

[A]

If I did that, I might be done.

[B]

I might never wake up.

[A]

I saw. I saw a movie. I saw Supergirl, and I was. I was in there in a poncho. Oh, yeah. And when I. And I was the only person in there when I left, there was a dude, an older guy, that came in halfway through and just sat in, like, one of the front rows and fell asleep right away. Yeah, the whole time. When the. The movie was done, I got up and the lights were on, and I stood there for, like, 40 seconds being like, do I wake this guy? Because I'm sure he doesn't want to. He doesn't want to wake up in an hour from now.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

But at the same time, I'm wearing a poncho, and I'm huge.

[B]

I'm so worried about being.

[A]

Can't touch someone and be like, hey,

[B]

hey, brother, wake up. Whisper in his ear. Which.

[A]

The poncho. Yeah, yeah. He tried to blow me right after. As soon as he woke up.

[B]

Wait, did you wake him up?

[A]

Yeah, I woke him up.

[B]

Oh, that's nice. No, I think you did the right thing.

[A]

I touched his knee and I squeezed it, and I went.

[B]

The intrusive thoughts, man. I always think if I had no conscience, this the I would do. Because I always start laughing at the thoughts of, like, what if I did this right now? What if I just yank this lady's hair? Like, it would be so funny.

[A]

I have. I always. Mine is like, I'll be walking over a sewer.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And like, on my phone, and I'm like, don't drop your phone in there.

[C]

I have the same thought. Same. When I'm getting in my brain.

[A]

Yeah, exactly. Don't fall in there. This crack. And. And you say it in a way that you're like, I wasn't going to. And now you're like, why Do I want to, like, hold my phone over the crack as a. As a means to demonstrate to me that even at the very last moment here, I still will not falter and I will not drop.

[C]

Like, I'll hold it.

[A]

I'll do it right now. Yeah, like, you're dangling it over now. You know, you just.

[B]

With yourself. Actually, mine are. Mine are always like, what if I gave this lady, like, a flat tire in front of me? You know, like, stepped on the back of her shoe stuff messing with other people now, you know, these.

[A]

These women out here pissing you off. Hey, me too. Dude, wait till. Hey, that dude, wait till we go in on the Odyssey together, bro. Yeah, they're not gonna. We're done with this woke, bro. Women walking around thinking that no one's gonna step on the back of their shoes. Yeah, right.

[C]

It's just like, flat tires everywhere.

[B]

Stranger do. Just, like, out of nowhere, out of nowhere, something insane happened. Like that, you know, it's never me

[A]

being like, you did that to me. I would assume I knew you if you did that to me. I'd be like, oh, my God. Hi. What's up? How you been?

[B]

I told you I did that when someone hit on me once. The only time I think I've ever publicly been hit on.

[A]

What did you do?

[B]

She came up and she was like, hey. And I was like. She said it and was, like, so familiar, but I am not used to getting hit on, so I thought she knew me.

[A]

You were like, what's up, dad? How's it been since Duncan? How is everything? You still talking to the girls?

[B]

She was like, do we know each other? So weirded out. Yeah.

[A]

You're like, oh, I. I. I've had sex with everyone at this bar, and

[B]

I thought there was a high chance

[A]

you may have been one of them.

[B]

I was like, oh, no.

[C]

I'm going back for seconds now.

[B]

God, it was so stupid and embarrassing. Dumb. Okay, so this is another. This is like a short body cam thing that I found of a man asking the cops to take a picture of his dick. It's pretty interesting. So let's. Let's hear what he has to say. Okay.

[A]

I take a picture of my. Please raise my balls up.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Take a picture of my. Please raise my balls up. Why?

[B]

Raise my balls up. I love that. Raise my balls up.

[A]

What for? Yeah, I gotta see it. What's wrong with you?

[B]

Y' all gotta see it. Y' all gotta see it. Harley, do not say that at Shambhala.

[A]

I feel like I've been here Before.

[B]

Wait, what?

[A]

I just feel like I've been that guy. The guy on the ground, maybe even, yeah, like, to like an X or something.

[B]

Like, lift my balls up.

[A]

You gotta see it.

[B]

You gotta see. It's fantastic. It's truly fantastic.

[A]

Just look at it.

[B]

You all look at it.

[A]

You all, don't be afraid. Look at what. You all are gifted. Man's got a struggle.

[B]

Have you ever seen someone with more insane?

[A]

This is literally me foreplay, dirty talking. Like, word for word, beat for beat. Tmi. But that's some insight. That straight up.

[C]

Me.

[B]

My God.

[A]

Foreplay, dirty talking.

[B]

He's like, this thing is crazy. All right, now, well, now, knowing that, let's all listen together.

[A]

What's wrong with it? Just look at it. You all don't be afraid. Look at what? You all look.

[C]

Everyone close your eyes and picture Harley saying it.

[B]

Look what you were all gifted.

[A]

Got a struggle. Bust wood for his family.

[C]

Bust wood for his family.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. We're gonna get you some help. Okay, man.

[B]

Bust wood for his family.

[A]

That's right. But y' all gotta see it is. Is pretty good.

[B]

Hey, you guys gotta. You gotta check this out.

[A]

Like, why? He's like, y' all gotta see it.

[B]

Yeah, look at. Oh, God, the house. Let me see if there's anything else, if you do another close up, because it's like a very insane video.

[A]

Like, three kids and four dogs in there.

[B]

Yeah, there's a lot going on. I didn't want to watch the whole thing because. Because it's very sad, actually. So maybe we should stop it there.

[C]

Music.

[A]

Yeah, let's get out of here. Let's, let's. Yeah, Pull up. Let's get Travis Scott in the Odyssey.

[B]

Can we? I was so annoyed by that when I found that out because I didn't know who he was. But then I was looking up the cast.

[A]

You're only one of those people that only want, like, the Greek characters to be played by white people.

[B]

No, I want them not to be played by a white American guy with an Irish head. I've never seen someone look less like Odysseus than Matt Damon.

[A]

Spoilers. Save it for the end.

[B]

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. Like, everyone's bad about Lupita, but I'm like, he's a Priceline negotiator. It's me, the Priceline negotiator. We don't need the jingle twice. What about a third time? Stop it.

[A]

This is about vacation inflation and how Priceline negotiates amazing deals on hotels, flights, and rental cars. Seems like they decided.

[B]

Yeah, but I didn't mention that you

[A]

can save up to 60% off hotels in the Priceline app.

[B]

Time to read the tagline. Fine. No one deals more deals than Priceline.

[A]

Please stop.

[B]

Priceline.

[A]

Touche.

[B]

Priceline. Priceline. Anyway. Anyway. Oh, wait, David. Am I not allowed to play this video because it's restricted? Is it gonna get us yellowed if I play this one video?

[C]

Unfortunately, it's Friday.

[A]

Dude, who cares?

[B]

Are you sure?

[A]

YouTube Crazy out here, man. We're crazy.

[B]

Okay, I'm just gonna play it for a second.

[A]

We do whatever the we want, bro.

[B]

So here's the backstory of this. I don't know if you know about this girl. I. First of all, part of my algorithm is women talking in video games now. And I love it so much. And there's this one white girl who actually took lessons on talking and video games from a guy. And so now when she's playing, she talks crazy. Crazy. And so here she is, and it says, pov. This is Heather. Ori o R I I pov. You hit flow state while trash talking part three. And she's playing two K where a lot of trash talking happens.

[A]

And David, I've seen this person.

[B]

God, I love her so much.

[A]

Very good.

[B]

So good. Be fat. Ask your. How's my dictate? Back to the lobby. You come bucket.

[A]

Not fair. Not fair.

[C]

Man. I wonder where it got age restricted. Maybe it was.

[A]

I get.

[C]

Maybe it was. Come bucket is where they say.

[A]

I get the vibe. I get the vibe that you can get a job at Duncan.

[B]

You think so? No, I think she's straight.

[A]

Okay, okay. Maybe.

[B]

Maybe, Maybe open. Maybe open. Maybe queer. And question.

[A]

I'm not. I'm not really interested in another funny gay woman.

[B]

Oh, we're full up. We're full.

[A]

Oh, yeah. I like. I. I request. Bring me fun. I want funny cis women. Straight, 100% no bisexual, no carpet muncher, 13 type

[B]

funny.

[A]

Real deal.

[B]

There is a. There is definitely a. A drought in that sense. So let's find them. Let's find them.

[A]

Even straight men. Even straight men. Even straight men aren't funny.

[B]

Absolutely.

[C]

You think? I'm gone. I'm always here. I'm always watching.

[A]

Ethan and I. Lowkey gay, low key.

[B]

You guys are definitely gayer than this. Like other straight guys. And I love that about you. Love that about you guys. All right, I'm gonna play just a little bit more.

[A]

David, you're also good.

[B]

David, don't be mad if we break it up. Does it not get restricted. Is that the problem if we like chit chat?

[C]

Listen, I, I.

[A]

All I do is I check and

[C]

it says it gets claimed. I don't, I don't know.

[B]

Just a little bit more. Just a little bit more.

[C]

I wash my hands of this.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

You, Kate, you.

[B]

Oh, Hila said no. God damn it.

[A]

I was gonna say, Kate, you do it. I was gonna say you do it. Your teacher, your teacher's pet. So you do it. You do it. You can't get try. If it's me, I'm getting suspended because I've already had warnings.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

You would be first offense.

[B]

You have not had warnings.

[A]

You'd be your first offense.

[B]

Check out Heather Ori on. Actually just show her account. Heather Ori on Instagram.

[C]

Go watch it real quick and then come back.

[B]

She's so funny.

[A]

Don't move. Sit down.

[B]

There's another one that would almost definitely get age restricted, so I'm not gonna show it, but there's another woman who, while her boyfriend is playing 2k, she talks so, like, he's playing, but she has the headset on. Oh, God, it's so funny. And all the girls are like, what the. And they get so mad because she just. Well, her boyfriend's dogging on him and she's. Yeah, she's really funny. So anyway, shout out. Shout out to the ladies holding it down. Women in men's fields. Hila was like, absolutely not.

[C]

Four seconds. And we got to come bucket. So can't imagine how it went from there.

[B]

Shout out, Hila. Okay, this one is for Harley. Harley's making himself progressively bigger. I've just noticed. Switch back, please, David, if you would.

[A]

I didn't, I didn't touch it.

[B]

You're a liar.

[A]

Sort of. God.

[B]

Okay, keeping an eye on that. Okay, so this guy tried to make pasta out of white monster. Have you seen this, sir?

[A]

No. No. Okay, but just before you start, he's

[B]

coming in and like. Oh, whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Hello.

[C]

Hello.

[B]

You're coming. A little bit grainy, but what's the. What's up? Hi.

[A]

How you doing?

[B]

I'm good. How are you?

[A]

I'm fine, thanks. No, I. I haven't seen this.

[B]

Okay, you said before I start, but okay. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

But 15 years ago, I. I made a lasagna with four loco, so the bar is gonna be pretty high for me. But let me see this. Let me see this. Let me see what this guy did.

[B]

Did. That's interesting. I'm glad that we're doing this.

[A]

Let me see. Let Me see what this pip squeak did. Who's got way more views than my channel does. Little like this. They up my career. But let me see. Let me see his white monster pasta.

[B]

Pull.

[A]

You run the clip.

[C]

You sound like everyone on Twitter right now, where they're like, christopher Nolan's a hack. He steals from everyone. This is. This is your Christopher Nolan.

[B]

Yeah. This is your mom. This is your. He's Mozart and you're Solieri. Still trying to make it. You know what I mean? That's. That's the vibe.

[A]

What kind of podcast do you think this is? Mozart and whatever the. What do you. What do you think this podcast say?

[B]

Pasta. Again.

[A]

Pasta.

[B]

Okay, thank you. All right, here we go. Oh, my God. He did bread too. We might have to watch that. Whoa. Bread. Wait, wait, wait. What the. I had a question.

[A]

Pull it up.

[B]

I had a question about Four Loko. Was the four loco in the sauce or the pasta itself for the lasagna?

[A]

Go watch the video.

[B]

I'll pull it up now. Don't. Don't threaten me with a good time.

[A]

I'm leaving if you do that.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. So tell me.

[A]

No, like, literally, like the company. I'm leaving the. I'm leaving the company. Leaving the company.

[C]

Putting in your two weeks.

[A]

If we pull up that video.

[B]

Oh, my God. Okay, so let's. Let's watch Will it Pasta from Grubology.

[A]

But what if we use white monster to get this movie we're gonna go down with?

[B]

Oh, no. Is he doing, like, the Michaela Nogara thing where he's, like, exaggerating his accent? Because I don't enjoy that.

[A]

I'm not against it yet. I was kind of vibing with him.

[B]

Okay. All right.

[A]

400 grams of flour.

[B]

We're gonna erect a nice little mountain.

[A]

We're gonna be assertive and insert a

[B]

nice well in our mouth. Stupid, that. We're gonna unleash a hundred grams of our white. I mean, it's gonna work.

[A]

We're gonna get a nice pitchfork and drive the monster out of town.

[C]

It's just gonna taste like

[A]

most of the time, you actually don't think about it. You don't notice. Notice it. It'll depend on the sauce way more than anything else.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Is it a white monster sauce?

[B]

Now that we don't know if he was a real G, it would be. Right?

[A]

Yeah. I worry that he might not be as gangster as I.

[B]

How could you not, like, do a white monster, like, reduction on this? You'd have to. We'll find out. Monster go great together. Once we're looking nice and shaggy, we're going to tame the monster into a nice ball shape. And to do that.

[A]

What are we going to do?

[C]

Mr.

[B]

The cameraman? What's happening with the. No. Come on. Need it. Like it needs it. The bar is so low ball.

[A]

On our monster containment unit, we're gonna

[B]

let this sit on the counter for 45 minutes and let that gluten rest.

[A]

Are those been nice?

[B]

I don't like this.

[A]

I do. I think this guy's pretty put into

[B]

nice walnut shaped sizes. You like him? Yeah.

[A]

Because it's the perfect amount of like. And it's the perfect amount of like. It's a. A bit right. You know, it's a perfect amount of that. It's. It's good for this bite side. Bite sized form. But I also like when we did epic meal time. I was yelling a lot. You don't like after four of those. Someone would be like, can you lower your. Can you lower that? This is still like. Even though he's very like, hey, I'm doing white monster.

[B]

He's chill.

[A]

It's still relaxed enough that I could hear it. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

We got our sea line landing pad. Two dope turds for the star.

[A]

Run it on four.

[B]

Here we have beautiful white monster spaghetti. And now to find out if it's a pasta or to make sure we impart the.

[A]

That's the white monster spaghetti.

[B]

Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti.

[A]

White monster spaghetti.

[B]

Oh, he is gonna do the sauce. It's the flavor. We're gonna add some to our water to boil the pasta. He's boiling it in. Did you boil the Noodles in the 4 loco?

[A]

Yeah, port 4 loco everywhere, dude.

[C]

Hell yeah.

[B]

I bet.

[A]

Then we dumped. Then we dumped it on the end. At the end.

[B]

Like you just dumped a straight up 4 loco on it?

[A]

Yeah. You poured it on there like balsamic at the end. Stupid at the time. Yeah, exactly.

[B]

That sounds foul. Maybe he is. Was inspired by you.

[A]

Even he wasn't. He was inspired by someone who was inspired by me.

[B]

Maybe he watched this when he was like five.

[A]

You know how many streamies I have?

[B]

How many do you have?

[A]

Seven or something.

[B]

Wow, that's really cool.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. No one was uploading food content. We were literally in competition with no one.

[B]

Shout out, Harley.

[A]

Okay, let's get through this. I. I actually like, I hate looking at food content in houses at like an oven. It was so many years.

[B]

Yeah. You're feeling triggered.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Nom flashback.

[A]

There's only going to take two, three minutes. So we're gonna get started on our parmigiani pepe sauce.

[B]

Our pan is nice and warm. We're gonna go down with our black pepper.

[A]

We're gonna give that a nice toast.

[B]

We're gonna remove our freshly made pasta, set it to the side. We got a ladle of our pasta monster water right down onto the pepper. We're going down.

[A]

That's some white master spaghetti. 150 grams of Parmesan cheese.

[B]

A tablespoon of diabetes and our mind.

[C]

That reminds me, what I need to do here.

[B]

Emulsified. That looks gross. To the plate.

[A]

We go, go.

[B]

Quick, quick.

[A]

There's no way it really tastes that bad.

[B]

No, but the way he made that sauce was.

[A]

It would honestly just. I'm sure it's fine. I'm sure it all is, like, fine.

[B]

What is the flavor of white monster?

[A]

Literally white monster.

[B]

Okay, okay. It's not like a berry or anything. It's just, like, sugary tasting.

[A]

Just white power.

[B]

Just white power.

[A]

David, hit the button, please.

[B]

Power. Oh, my gosh. Sorry. A Chinese cigarette for garden and dessert. And sometimes just breakfast if you take out the pasta.

[A]

Yeah, that worked. I was opening the one that erased the moment, but yeah. Okay.

[C]

Oh, that button,

[B]

the one that. That takes everything out.

[A]

Play. I want to see the lie. It's like sweet and savory. That's the worst part. That it tastes sweet. That it tastes sweet. That would be the weirdest part.

[B]

I think I. I think he. He missed the mark. Not making a sauce. It's already a liquid. Why would you not make a sauce? Sauce?

[A]

Oh, I thought he made the sauce.

[B]

He made a sauce that had no monster in it.

[C]

No, that's not true. He made a cacio a pepe sauce using pasta water. That had monster.

[B]

That was. That was monster. What?

[A]

Click on the account. Click on the account there.

[B]

Okay, I will.

[A]

Let's see.

[B]

101k. Okay.

[A]

Oh, we're doing YouTube shorts here.

[B]

Oh, rigatoni.

[A]

He doesn't. You can't access. You can't access longer videos from him.

[B]

I guess that's all there is.

[A]

What's the Tick tock looking like? Let's pull up the tick Tock engagement. Let's see what we're working with here.

[B]

Oh, Harley's trying to scope it.

[C]

Let's see how many streams we gotta.

[A]

We gotta. We gotta pitch a whole H3 food pillar.

[B]

Can I tell before we get there?

[A]

Gotta start. Gotta start making money off this whole fat love bit, you know?

[B]

Another video just came up, and I wanna. I want to show you guys. Oh, God damn it. What? Never mind.

[A]

It's not another one of those Epstein, Diddy, Charlie, Kirk videos you always send me, is it?

[B]

No, sorry. I'll give you a break.

[C]

I've seen enough.

[B]

Screen. At least while we're on. While we're on screen, at least every day, there's a new angle, a tick Tock of, like, variety that I enjoy. Is parents, like, cooking food, like, for, like, with a low income budget. I love that. Like, just seeing the stuff that they're able to make with, like, 10 bucks for their family. It's just. It's. It's so helpful and good. I just saw one of those and then it disappeared, so I was gonna share it. All right. Grubology is his name. It's a good name.

[A]

There's a click right there.

[B]

Honestly, he should. He should. I know. I'm pulling it up on the other side.

[C]

WhatsApp too.

[B]

Guys. I got it. I got it.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

He should be so lucky that you. He has your eyeballs on his stuff. That's pretty low.

[A]

Why? I'm washed up, dude.

[B]

You're not washed up.

[A]

I know.

[B]

Shut up.

[A]

Cool. I wonder how much money. I heard he makes 30k a month, this guy.

[B]

Where did you hear that? You're so full of.

[A]

What do you mean? Yes. Look at the numbers.

[B]

These are not 30k a month numbers.

[A]

Dude, you don't know TikTok.

[B]

I know Tick Tock makes nothing. Tick Tock is poopy garbage. You make no money on Tick Tock. Okay, yeah, that much I know.

[A]

Like, which is Instagram. He's probably. That's probably his main one, right? You feel like.

[B]

You don't think YouTube is. With 101k and him doing well.

[C]

There's no money off of shorts.

[A]

Yeah, there's no long form on the shorts of Shorts.

[B]

That's.

[A]

So this seems like. This seems like primo Instagram. Real, real, real type.

[C]

You know where he probably makes his money is Facebook.

[B]

Oh, maybe.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, those look good. Interesting. I. I think I would like him if he didn't talk. I just want to see the videos of, like, him making the things.

[C]

But also, I may be wrong.

[A]

You could always.

[C]

I heard that somewhere.

[B]

Yeah. Wait, what?

[C]

You okay?

[A]

Love said you can't.

[C]

You can make money on. On shorts, but it's.

[A]

I believe it pays way less. Less, though.

[B]

I mean, it looks good, but maybe I'm just really hungry. Interesting.

[A]

David, when we want to learn how to pull a rabbit out of a hat, bro, we'll ask you. Okay, sir.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[A]

If I ever need to cut Kate in half, your first guy, I'm calling.

[C]

All right.

[A]

If I. If I want to set the magic castle on fire and not get caught, I'll hit you up for sure.

[C]

Yeah, for sure.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

My bad. Yeah. I'm gonna off now. Sorry.

[A]

But when it comes to food.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

Of books. Pissing in jars. Oh, RFK Fat caps.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, my God. Well, that's. That is. That's, like, the hot topics for today. And now we're gonna do our challenge and try to make. There we go.

[C]

I had that loaded for, like, 20 minutes.

[B]

Minutes.

[C]

Just waiting.

[A]

So you did make it bigger before when she said it was me?

[C]

No, that first time, I didn't, but I was like, if you thought so, just wait till you see what I got cooked.

[B]

This is literal. This is literally the twins cover. Right now.

[A]

I'm the Cyclops, and you're nobody.

[B]

Can we talk? I will talk about the Cyclops. I loved the Cyclops. I felt so sad for the Cyclops. Anyway, we'll talk about it. We need to get our Sprite. You. Harley, if you didn't get spray, I'm gonna be so mad at you.

[A]

What? I have monster here.

[B]

No, that's not the same.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Because it's not the same.

[C]

We're doing this Sprite challenge.

[B]

I need to go get my Sprite. So do you want to do some soupies while I do that? It'll be like two seconds.

[C]

Okay, sure.

[B]

Okay, bye.

[A]

What up, what up, what up, what up?

[C]

Thank you to everyone for all your soupies. Let me see where we're at Right in the beginning. Rivendell, shout out. Rivendell said gas leaking. Hups, hupt. Oh, gas leak leaking. Hups, hupt. Let's go get some head. Hell yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Talk about the ultra blue or what?

[C]

You tell me about that. How many? How many nuts?

[A]

I will, I will. Later, though. We're pushing. We're pushing it on this episode.

[C]

Yeah. We've gotten a yellow card already. About to get a red card. Capricorn. Nemo said gas leak Friday because I ate the Taco Bell lettuce. Oof. Sorry to you in advance.

[A]

Sorry to your toilet of diarrhea, they say. Two weeks of diarrhea, they say. I hope that 99 cent bur burrito was worth it. Probably two bucks now. Yeah, I think. Right. There's no 99 cent burrito.

[C]

There's nothing sense.

[A]

What do you.

[C]

No. Everything's like $5 extra cheese.

[A]

Extra cheese on something. Maybe.

[C]

Yeah. Also shout out capricorn Nemo for five podcast gift memberships. Thank you.

[A]

Huge.

[C]

Boston Gabriel said I can't burp either. The flap in my esophagus doesn't work, so I've never burped. My. My life. Very painful, but it's a fun fact.

[B]

Flap. David's flap.

[A]

Oh, everyone has. Everyone has. Everyone has free money. Oh, you can talk about my fat cap.

[B]

I can't talk about your flap. Anyway, what were you saying, Harley?

[A]

We can't talk about your fat cat, but we could talk about the itch on your fat cap, if there ever is one.

[B]

Okay. I'll let you know if that ever happens.

[C]

Yeah, everyone.

[A]

Everyone. Everyone has free money. Everyone has free money for jewels. YouTube gave everyone free money, and they literally. They're gonna take the money away. They literally take the money back. So you just have free money that if you don't give it to us, it goes to, like, Jeff Bezos or something.

[B]

So you don't want that?

[C]

No, Just. Just enough. He has enough jewels.

[B]

Jeffrey. Jeffrey Bezos.

[C]

Crazy dono. Kimmy Cola said Guinness World Record certified loudest woman's burper in. In the chat. I broke my record back in March, and I made it to 108 decibels. Can't wait to see the Sprite challenge. Shout out, women. Thank you for being my favorite podcast. That's crazy.

[B]

Is there a video? Is there a video?

[C]

Was she.

[A]

Was she. Was she. When I. I went to this to place to. To scream, wasn't that was. I think I was around for an episode where she. Or we watched a video with her in it or something.

[C]

That was the day I mentioned.

[A]

You shut up, by the way. It was. Right?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You guys did the screaming thing.

[A]

And did we watch this or was there something.

[B]

I have a video. I have her video. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Well, that's her doing it into a microphone. Holy. All right, this is. This is. Oh, wait, I don't know if Guinness claims. They bet they claim.

[A]

Yeah, they do.

[B]

Do they?

[A]

Well, I don't know. You have to pay, like, money for them to even test you. And they are protective of their.

[C]

I'm pretty sure they claim we can't watch it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, they do.

[A]

They're big claimers. What up, love? Yeah.

[B]

Anyway, guys, it's really loud, and now we're gonna challenge her honestly, because let me tell you something. All right, so I've. I've talked about the Sprite challenge. I've. We've watched the Sprite challenge on here before. It's Basically chugging a bottle of lemon lime soda spray challenge. And I don't know if it's trying not to burp or really. It's just seeing what happens. Right. And I love the videos of people burping. And David apparently is not a burper outside of. Outside of, like, being about to throw up.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm gonna get my Sprite.

[B]

Go get your Sprite. Go get it. I don't think he has.

[A]

I'll be right back.

[B]

He's such a liar.

[A]

And then also, I might. I have also. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna get my sprayed. I'll be back in 12 minutes.

[B]

Exactly. Exactly. He's going out for cigarettes. He's never coming back. Oh, my God. I have to sneeze. Thank you. Thank you, David.

[C]

Bless you.

[B]

All right. So. So, yeah, I love the challenge. And I have heard. I have heard that zero sugar soda actually has more carbonation or the carbonation is not weighed down by, like, the syrup in the same way. And so, I mean, I don't know if you can tell, but this. I'm squeezing it. It is, like, tight as a drum. A little bit scared.

[C]

Yeah. Mine is super tight, too. It's scary. Yeah, I got. I got Sprite zero, too. Oh, you can't.

[B]

Oh, my.

[A]

But I.

[B]

It is like. I don't think I've ever had a soda this tight.

[C]

Rock hard.

[B]

We're in trouble. We're in trouble. Harley.

[C]

Harley's back.

[B]

Harley's back. He can't hear us. Yeah. Okay.

[A]

Well, look at all the uncle ers.

[B]

Holy cow.

[A]

YouTube really did give free money.

[B]

Someone said crazy. What's clutch mean? Someone said a star. Thank you.

[A]

That's so crazy. Look at all the money YouTube gave everyone to give us gold coins.

[B]

Oh, I see. Did you happen to get a Sprite while you were.

[A]

That's weird. Gold coins. I don't like when I'm on here and then people throw the gold coins. It reads weird. You don't throw gold coins at a Jew. Yeah.

[C]

Whoa.

[A]

That was pretty fast.

[B]

I know.

[A]

You're locked in on what? They're angry. Locked in there.

[B]

I know the lore.

[A]

You were like, oh, did you.

[C]

Throwing.

[A]

I. I see it. I see the angle.

[B]

Did you get a Sprite, Harley?

[A]

Yeah, I got a. I got a glass one because I heard they're even more bubbly. Nah.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Let me see it.

[A]

Well, when we do the thing. Because it's glass, so when I. When we're ready, I gotta crack the top open. I gotta pop the bottle cap.

[B]

Okay, well, David and I got Sprite zero because that's the other thing I've heard. Is that zero sugar?

[A]

Oh, it's more carbonated. The Sprite Zero Challenge.

[B]

Well, it's a Sprite challenge, and we think that the carbonation is higher in the zero because the sip.

[A]

It's very cave. That there's very Kate of you. That there's this established way to do it, and you're just. You think this new way. No, that's this new way. We're gonna do it the cave way. Now she decided that sprite0noway will provide a better spray challenge.

[B]

There's no way that you're.

[A]

What did you do? What do you.

[B]

What you do?

[A]

You get a. A PhD at Streamer University.

[B]

I've never even seen a glass.

[A]

Oh, look at this. We got a Streamer University alumni over here.

[B]

Way. It's 20 ounces. You have a monster. What? Yeah.

[A]

Wait, what? It has to be 20 ounces.

[B]

How many ounces is your.

[A]

Your fake glass bottle that doesn't exist says 355ml.

[B]

Oh, cuz you're Canadian.

[A]

Yeah, that's not it.

[B]

Well, ours is 591, so we'll see what it does to you.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Shout out. Oh, my God. Someone said my skin is glowing. Thank you. I have no face makeup on. None at all.

[A]

I'm gonna. What do we do? So what do we do? We just drink it?

[B]

You just drink it as fast as you can.

[C]

Should we do it one at a time or all together?

[B]

We should do it. I think all together.

[A]

Wait, you guys do it first. I'll. Yeah, I'll do mine. I'll do mine. Last night, in like seven minutes.

[C]

I have a puke bucket ready just in case.

[B]

Oh, my God. David. Okay, if you guys are just joining. David has never burped in his life.

[A]

Stop spreading that lie.

[C]

It's not true.

[B]

I'm juicing. It is very, very, very bubbly.

[A]

Whoa. So much more bubbly than any regular spread I've ever seen. I hope. I hope everyone recognizes while having no Sprite whatsoever.

[B]

Whatsoever. By the way, I.

[A]

Wait, we do it together. Shouldn't we do it one at a time?

[B]

No, because it's all gonna.

[A]

And then we're all gonna be like.

[B]

Bye. Okay, Harley, go first.

[A]

Let me just grab my spray bottle over here.

[B]

Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. He cracks it. I actually do hear a glass. Oh, my God. It has it. It's real. All right, go ahead.

[A]

I like that we can't see it. I just. I just drink it.

[B]

Yeah, you just chug it.

[C]

Drink it as fast as you can.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

And that's it.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. And then. And then I'll go. And then David will go. Is it ice cold, too? Oh, my God. That's a good one for the green screen. Oh, my God. Holy.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You could be holding on to anything right now.

[B]

Holy.

[A]

God. That was disappointing. That was, like beating off for an hour and having, like, one single drop

[B]

was the whole thing. You chug the whole thing. Oh, my God. I'm not gonna be able to do that.

[C]

Oh, great. We can tell.

[A]

Yeah, for sure. This is a problem.

[B]

Nailed it. Maybe turn off our green screen. I don't know.

[A]

This doesn't help.

[B]

That doesn't help.

[A]

It's still bad.

[C]

It's just a different green screen behind you.

[B]

Okay, I'm gonna go.

[A]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. We have to see how much I drink. Do we? If you guys don't care, I don't

[B]

give a. Dude, drink the rest of it.

[C]

Finish it.

[B]

Oh, there we go. There we go.

[A]

You. You both. I'd like to see you finish your whole sprite. Yeah, right.

[C]

Yeah. We have double the amount that you do.

[B]

All right, I'm gonna try. Just leave me with Harley, because this background is, I think, helping. Okay.

[A]

I didn't want to jinx it and say that that was gonna happen, but I would have bet money that that was gonna happen. There was no way you're gonna sit there quietly and drink your whole thing. There's no way you were gonna do that.

[B]

Why did you say something?

[A]

Because I had a burp. I had finished the last drop and I had a mini burp.

[B]

My nose hurts so bad.

[A]

I knew no matter what happened, you were gonna do that. Even if nothing happened happened, I knew you were gonna do that.

[B]

Oh, my God. Oh. All right, let's try again. All right, everyone be cool.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[A]

Okay, lock in. This will be good.

[B]

Okay. Oh, my God.

[A]

You can't even start. Do you think you're gonna get through 20 ounces or whatever?

[B]

Stop. David, why don't you go while I calm down?

[A]

No, no, you got it. You got it.

[B]

Don't say anything.

[A]

No one's looking.

[C]

Okay, I promise I won't say anything.

[A]

Yeah, go.

[B]

I'll take my headphones off.

[A]

Okay, go. That's an accident.

[B]

Your hooks are so small.

[A]

They're terrible. Oops, my bad. That was an accident.

[B]

Okay, okay, okay.

[A]

Lock in. I'm trying. We're trying to make a clip here for social media. Jeez.

[B]

Okay. Oh, my God. All right. Oh, my God, it's so bubbly.

[A]

That's the point. Keep drinking. Keep going.

[B]

It's like, right?

[A]

We're doing a trend, a viral trend. Stand on business here. Yo,

[B]

It's already started. Okay. Hey, I just Venmo'd you for rent. Nice.

[A]

Now I can instantly spend it, whether I'm checking out online with Venmo or using a Venmo debit card.

[B]

Say more. More. Exactly.

[A]

Because the more you do with Venmo, the more you get, like, earning up to 5% cash back with Venmo stash on a bundle of brands.

[B]

So order more pizza.

[A]

The math demands it.

[B]

Get the Venmo debit card.

[A]

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[B]

Oh, my God. Oh. How did you chug this, Harley? How did you do that?

[A]

I don't know. I drink a lot of. I drink a lot of bubbly beverages. Keep going. Yelling at her. Literally, though, we're doing a viral trend. You're not. We're not gonna. We're not getting into Streamer University if you don't. Can't get it in right now. A single clip. You just burp. Strike while the iron's hot. Hurry. Strike while the iron's hot. Drink. Drink. Strike while the iron's hot. Go, go. Don't pour it on. It looks like you were going to pour it on yourself. Said, I think she's dying. We might get blocked for this. While the iron's hot. St. While the iron's hot. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Okay, Go, go, go, go, go. All of it. Go, go, go. All of it. All of it. Last, Last. Hold that burp. Hold that burp. It's gonna be with. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Go, go.

[A]

You're almost done. That's one. Sit. There you go. Harness the power. Well, give us what you got. There's something in there cooking. You're disgusting.

[B]

David. There's no way you're not gonna burp. There's no way. There's no way you're not going to find out. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I fully half puked at one point. Enjoy.

[C]

You up chucked her.

[A]

Let her.

[B]

Sprite just. Sprite just came back.

[A]

Oh, I know.

[C]

My stomach's going to hurt so bad.

[B]

Let's go.

[C]

Take what you guys get to go lay down.

[A]

What did David, finish your say before the viral trend.

[B]

Oh, my God. What.

[A]

What's being like, oh, my tummy's gonna. I know my tummy's really gonna hurt after this challenge.

[B]

My little baby.

[A]

You don't think my tummy hurts? I only drink zero sugar beverages.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

My tummy's already reacting to the sugar. Sugar water. Yeah.

[B]

David, go big on yourself. Sugar water. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That was another good one. Oh, thanks.

[C]

All right. I'm not good at chugging stuff either, so.

[B]

Yeah, me neither. David, I think our insides are similar.

[C]

Cool.

[A]

Lock the in, dude. I'm not trying to lock in. I'm not trying to. I don't want to. I don't know.

[B]

Burps. I'm so sad.

[A]

There's one slowly building. Kind of okay, but true.

[B]

Yours is all still in stomach.

[A]

You guys gotta. David, you gotta lock in. We could. We could lose in the fourth quarter right now. Don't blow the lead on this.

[B]

Yeah, we might have more burps coming. You got it, brother. You got it. You got it. Oh, my God. Someone said, I feel like I'm at the Iowa frat hazing. Oh, my God. The.

[A]

Are these tips for ants, bro? Have you ever, like, chugged? Do you know what it entails? The angle. Your angle is, like, has not passed the hurt.

[B]

He's gonna move.

[A]

No, I'm laughing. The angle is not passed, like, horizontally. Like, you gotta cut that back, dude. Drink already.

[C]

Is what was in your entire bottle. Okay.

[A]

Like, right here. That's not how the math works out.

[B]

300 milliliters.

[A]

I hope you. I just. You're embellishing it. You're embellishing it.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Tilt. Knock it back.

[C]

I'm trying, bro.

[A]

It didn't feel like. You're knocking it back. Knock it back. Look, you're not even knocked back. You're. You're not even. You're not even drinking. You're. You're sip mode still. You gotta knock it back, though. You're like. You're hitting this like you're here. You gotta knock it back. Like, above the horizon, like you might get. Knock it back, dude. There's not much time. You gotta strike while. You gotta strike while the iron's hot right now. Okay, I'm trying, bro. Okay. Okay. It's good.

[B]

Him.

[A]

Space, Kate.

[C]

Sh.

[A]

Give him space.

[B]

Sh. Sh. Let him knock it back.

[A]

He's not knocking it back, though. He's not knocking it back. Oh, my stomach hurts. What an actor. What is this? Life is Strange part, Part three? Knock it back, dude. Clean that out. Clean that Out. Clean it out. Let's go. Knock it back like one. Knock it back.

[B]

I'm Piss my pants.

[A]

Knock it back, though. I'm trying.

[B]

Listen, David, the more you put it back and let air flow in. Up top.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Do this.

[A]

Yeah. Show them how to drink. It's not about.

[C]

It's not about getting it in faster.

[A]

It hurts as.

[C]

The more.

[A]

We understand. We understand. Hey, we gotta knock it back. You gotta knock it back, though. One big knockback. Knock that back. Knock it back.

[B]

Yeah, you got it.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Knock it back, knock it back. Yeah.

[A]

Knock it back. Keep going. Keep going. Going, dude. Keep going. Your neck can go more back than that.

[B]

And then he.

[A]

Knock it back a bit more. A bit more. Hell yeah, dude. That's. That's David magic. All right, let us hear your throat. I want to hear that throat. There's nothing in there.

[B]

You really. You really can't burp.

[C]

No.

[B]

Holy.

[A]

You really. Yeah. You are going to be in pain tonight. I'm sorry.

[B]

You're gonna puke, man.

[A]

Yeah, you're gonna be. No, I don't even. I fear that it's not even gonna happen. I think it's gonna ball up in his tummy and come out his ass later. Maybe. If he's lucky. If not.

[B]

I got some in there.

[C]

Oh, my stomach hurts so bad. Clear it. Clear it.

[A]

Clear the chamber, though. Knock it back.

[B]

Yeah, you got more in there.

[A]

Clear the chamber.

[B]

I can't. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That was so funny. Oh, yeah. I'm bad at chugging, too, but at least my burps were good. Maybe you'll let out a huge fart instead.

[A]

Yeah, it's gonna help.

[B]

Later.

[A]

Later.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It won't. It won't.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, my God, that was so funny. I gotta do that again with my friends.

[A]

And that was great, though, that you. You went above and beyond your comfort zone there, David. I reckon.

[B]

Yeah. Shout out, David.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Look how miserable he is. Yeah, put it. Let's do. Let's do a poll. Who won the. Who won the Sprite challenge?

[A]

How do you win the challenge? Why is everything a competition with you? What's going on here?

[B]

Because I'm a psycho, that's why. I see people. They're. They're rooting for. For us. I do burp like Homer Simpson. It's true. It's true. All right. David, are you okay? Just check it on you.

[A]

Oh, sure.

[B]

Yeah. Really quiet. I got worried. Oh, my God. No, I got more burps coming. You guys don't have Any. That's what happened. What's going on?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I might barf later. That might happen.

[A]

Who should I barf now?

[B]

You can go barf if you need to. Go barf, girl. Go barf. Look, Carly, looks like I'm winning.

[C]

Well, I did all that to be in last place.

[B]

Guys, vote for David.

[A]

How am I. How am I beating David? What's even. I thought.

[B]

That makes no sense. He drank less and had no burps.

[A]

Yeah, but I did the spray challenge as it was told to be done.

[B]

I don't know. You did it.

[A]

You didn't drink enough. No one says Sprite. Zero challenge, dude.

[B]

Yeah. Died. We. We took it to the next level is what we did. Oh, my God. Well, so that's the Sprite challenge. I hope.

[A]

We hope you guys go and enjoy Sprite.

[B]

Yeah. And.

[A]

And being challenged at every point, at every corner,

[B]

being challenged.

[A]

Shout out to the challenger. Shout out to the O ring. The. Shout out to the. The fax machine. The day of the challenger, they tried to fax to say that the challenger was not fit to launch because of the weather. Shout out to the O ring. That it was under incredible strain. They knew that that's where it was going to cause the explosion. Shout out to Big Bird, who is almost on the challenger.

[B]

Wait, someone in studio said that, David, you need someone to pat your back like a baby. Is anyone in studio able to pat David's back?

[A]

There's love still there.

[B]

Love.

[A]

But he needs to be like.

[B]

He needs to have, like, pressure on his. On his.

[A]

Love doesn't want to touch you, David.

[B]

On his belly.

[A]

Fair.

[B]

Gotta do like. We need Nate. We need a father. We need a father in the house to do it. Well, that's all right. So that's the spring challenge. I thought.

[A]

You don't need to be a father to burp at David.

[B]

They just. They just get the right technique. They have more practice. I could burp a David. Yeah, yeah, we could. We could burp a David. Yeah, it's snuggle. Snuggle up right on your little shoulder there. Oh, my God. All right, so we're going to talk about the Odyssey and then we're going to do super chats. So if you have not seen the Odyssey or Reddit and you don't know what happens and you don't want to listen to that, that's okay. But we want to talk about it because Harley and I both saw it yesterday, the first day it came out. Harley, when did you buy your tickets for it?

[A]

I Woke up on the Thursday, and I just went and, like, looked, and I was like, I'll go for lunch.

[B]

Oh, nice.

[A]

I'll go have. I'll go have Odyssey for lunch.

[B]

Okay. So it wasn't like you bought it like, a month in advance like Dan did. Same day you were able to get, like, a nine.

[A]

But Dan lives in Los Angeles.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I. Like I said, I tried to look at the IMAX in Providence. Look at David. David, go big on yourself, please.

[C]

I hate this so much.

[B]

Oh, poor David. Jenny, we're sorry.

[A]

For what?

[C]

Drive home after this. I'm gonna puke on myself on the way home.

[A]

That's me. That's me when I had the pizza. When I had the cursed pizza there.

[B]

Oh, the cursed pizza in la. I hope you get one really good burp and it feels so good. And you just want to keep burping for the rest of your life. Yeah, you know? Yeah, for sure.

[A]

Yeah. David, we want you to burp for the rest of your life.

[B]

Maybe, like, lean over something where you can, like, press on your stomach, you know, like back of a couch, like. Joking.

[C]

Give myself the Heimlich.

[B]

Yeah, maybe give yourself a Heimlich and puke all over the couch.

[A]

Go. Go ask people to pat your back.

[B]

Yeah, they help me. I need to be burned.

[C]

I just got to get through it.

[B]

Okay, back to the cigarette. Let me pull up my Odyssey notes.

[A]

Go have a cigarette.

[B]

I can't remember shit. Yeah, I was able to get in and see it. There was. Like I said, there was nobody else in the theater. It was one couple a few rows back, and that was it. I was pretty shocked by that. But I guess you had a similar. Were there a lot of people there when you saw it yesterday? So.

[A]

So, okay.

[B]

So. So overall, what was your opinion on it? Well, like, what would you rate it out of 10?

[A]

I thought it was sick. 10 on 10.

[B]

10 out of 10?

[A]

Yeah. Well, you didn't like it. You call me weirdo.

[B]

No, no, I. More than I thought I would. I liked it a lot.

[A]

I don't know if I'd give it a 10 on 10, but I. I'm comfortable giving it a nine.

[B]

Yeah, I would say eight, probably.

[A]

Yeah. I think your expectations are a bit higher. Right. You were a fan. You're a big fan of the Odyssey. Not many people are going in, being like, huh, true. One of my favorite poems.

[B]

It's true. Yeah. I mean, I like the Odyssey a lot. I also love the. I love Cersei the Greek. I guess she's kind of like a demigod. And there's a whole fictionalized version of her life that I really liked, so I was excited to see her.

[A]

Well, like a series or something.

[B]

Oh, no, it's just a. It's just a standalone book. And it's so good.

[A]

By Homer?

[B]

No, it's by Madeline Miller. It was written recently.

[A]

I really. J.K. rowling or Homer. Nothing else.

[B]

And that's it?

[A]

That's it. That's all.

[B]

Someone asked if Liz went with me. No, it was a three hour moving. She had no interest in. And she had her wisdom teeth out. She was.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Yep, she had all of her wisdom teeth out. But she's fine today. She got him out yesterday. And by the. By the end of the day, I was like, you seem fine. Can I, like, go to see this movie so I. We can talk about it tomorrow? She's like, yeah, I'm just gonna go to sleep. So. Yeah. So, yeah, I would say like an 8 out of 10. What. What did you like about it? Let's start there.

[A]

I thought that the, like, I thought that the. The. The biggest things that surprised me, first of all, because I was trying to go in with nothing. And I thought we were gonna get, like. There were so many comparisons to Troy and stuff. And then in the. In the, in the trailers, they really showed a lot of scenes that had a lot of people at war type stuff. So I thought we were gonna get like, these gigantic set pieces. And those are a little bit like car chases for me. They're just like, okay, let's get. I understand. You know, other than one or two moments in a big battle, I'm like, we can go ahead. You know what I mean?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Unless, of course, something is Lord of the Rings level. But I didn't think this would be Lord of the Rings level. And I think a lot of people that looked at the trailers think it's like some Lord of the Rings thing and these pieces that they saw, these little slices would be bigger in the movie. But. But the way the story was told was not at all what I was expecting. I don't know many people that could have done his. The job, but, like, Matt Damon, like, did so much acting even before we get into, like, the casting of him or how he did. Before we even get into that. That role has so much lifting and acting in it.

[B]

It does.

[A]

He's. He's like 75 of the movie.

[B]

Yes, yes, yes.

[A]

And it feels like all the other. All the other characters, especially around him, they're Just like, in scenes with him, he carried, like, everything with him is all him. Yeah, yeah. And then, you know, he. There are moments where it feels like, oh, it's a bit.

[B]

It.

[A]

Like a Matt Damon movie. Like, I'm not watching a Matt Damon movie.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And Tom Holland is. I can't help but. Yes, Spider man does pop in my mind once or twice, but he didn't bother me overall. And I thought Anne Hathaway was good. I very much enjoyed her. I always enjoy her. And Robert Pattinson, like, I. I've. He. He didn't have much to work with with the role. I feel like.

[B]

No, no, but he.

[A]

I thought he was so good. He had, like. He looked like he could have been acting so much. He could have done so much more if there was more for the character.

[B]

Yeah, he was definitely. Yeah, he definitely chewed the scenery, as they say, not in a bad way. He did a very good, like, antagonist. He did that very, very well, I would say. Yeah. But he didn't have much to do. You're right. That it was really just. It was really just Matt Damon and then like, little scenes with people. Because what I was focused on, obviously, because I watch everything through the lens of being, like, a raging feminist. Right. So I was focused on how flat I found most of the women characters to be. But I think you're right that it was also happening to the male characters to some degree. Like.

[A]

Yeah, they all. They got.

[B]

Yeah, they were kind of flattened. One character who didn't was John Leguizamo's character.

[A]

Yeah, he got. He. He's up there. He's up there with them with Matt Damon and with.

[B]

Yeah, I think he'll get with Anne Hathaway. Yeah, Anne Hathaway. I want to. Let me talk about what I liked about the movie. And I've realized watching this movie that. And I should have already known this. Yeah. I am more about, like, the story than the visuals. Like, I like the visuals, but if it's cool visuals and no story, then I don't give a. About it. And if it had been just. If it had been just straight, like, the Odyssey and there was lots of, like, cool visual stuff, I would have liked it. But I really liked that they. They, like, took it a step further and there was all this, like, guilt in it of we. That whole, like, we are the people from the sea. Like, everyone's been scared of these people from the sea.

[A]

Does that happen in the Odyssey?

[B]

I don't remember that.

[A]

Okay. Because. So there's this. Don't Remember, there's this game. I think it's like he's Combat 6 or something. And you're a pilot, and you're like a rookie pilot, and you go on these missions and you level up more and more, and they're always like, oh, man, you're. You're the next ace pilot. You know, this legendary pilot. He's out there. He's killing. He's dropping enemy ships like crazy. Yeah, yeah. And they always hype him up. They're like, oh, yeah, you'll be the next ace pilot if you keep running missions like that. And then, like, at the end of the game, when you're doing the final mission, all the. The. The. Your teammates, basically, like, the people on your set, they're like, whoa, it's the ace pilot. I can't believe he's here with us. And you're all, like, looking around like, oh, where is he? But then you realize in the game that you are the guy. They were talking about you the whole time, and it came back around, and it. I. I love that.

[B]

It. Yeah, this.

[A]

Did that. That, like, oh, you are the people. It was really cool.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I had to go look up the difference of the cyclops stuff from the actual poem because I was like, so what really happens here? Does he just shoot an arrow in the eye there? And I saw what it really is, and I'm like, oh, I see. He's. He's made really good decisions for a movie. And it's not about if you know the story or if this works or that works. How you doing, big guy?

[B]

You okay?

[C]

Yeah, I'm doing good. I had to walk around a little.

[B]

Okay, good. All right.

[C]

No, no puking yet.

[B]

Okay, good.

[C]

Felt. Felt some phlegm, so we'll see.

[B]

Okay. All right. All right.

[A]

You want to take your shirt off?

[B]

Let me. I'm gonna bold the things I really like.

[C]

Yeah, I don't. I know. I'm okay.

[A]

Okay. Oh, yeah.

[B]

The.

[A]

In the. In the poem, the cyclops. The cyclops, when he pokes him in the eye, he asks who it is. And Odysseus says, nobody. And then. So there's other cyclopses in the poem, and they're like, what are you whining about? And the. Who. Who hurt you? And the cyclops says, nobody. It was nobody.

[B]

Oh, yeah. He's like these, like, trickster things that he does to these gods. And.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, he poked the cyclops, and so the cyclops was like. It was nobody. And so the other cyclops thinks he literally means nobody. But this cyclops is saying it like that was. The guy's name is Nobody. And then at the end when they leave, Odysseus is just so proud of himself that he announces who he is because he doesn't want Nobody to get the credit.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And. And that's interesting. I was also reading like that joke still holds up today of like nobody and him saying it's. No, it's literally the it's me as a baby bit that we did earlier.

[B]

Baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

And. But he just. And in this version there's just. It's. It's sometimes hard to convey that and be able to do all that without having like a Lord of the Rings esque conversation between like two mythical creatures or whatever.

[B]

Position. Yeah.

[A]

So doing the arrow shot in the eye on the way out just cuz like for no good reason.

[B]

That. Yeah, that's true. That's true.

[A]

Yeah. Because I was A good way to cover that.

[B]

I was wondering up until that moment, how are they gonna portray the hubris, right? Like, how are they gonna really make that happen? And I was, for some reason, like during the beginning of the Cyclops thing, I wasn't convinced that they were going to do much of it. I thought they were just going to be like, oh, all the gods hate all the humans and they always make our lives a living hell. But that moment was incredible and I think a reason. And there was also like the bigger story, right. Of like, we are the problem. Like we are the people that are terrorizing this whole coast right now that everyone's afraid of. And the fact that the Cyclops was on his own was a great choice because that, I think that gave people more empathy for him and his little

[A]

sheep and the fact he's really, really good. He made cheese like he. Christopher Nolan made Batman very grounded. And a lot of movies took a lead from that after. They'll be like they the in. In the Batman movies or superhero movies, they were always so fantastic. And then in the Batman, Batman Begins, they're like, Batman was trained in ninjutsu and he's rich. So he bought this suit and he disguised it as such. The Batmobile is literally a special prototype tank. Everything was grounded in reality. And in. In this movie when they get inside the cave, like the Cyclops, the witch, all these things were so real looking that I was. It was like scary. It was a bit. It was a bit bordering on horror. And. And it was, it was terrifying.

[B]

I mean it was body horror, definitely. Especially in the. In Cersei that was Cersei's.

[A]

That was so awesome.

[B]

That was Cersei.

[A]

Yeah. That was so good. That whole. Oh, that. I love. That whole. That whole thing. I thought it was great.

[B]

Yeah, I love.

[A]

But he's. He's good at that. He takes stuff that, you know would be if, you know it's magic or mythical creatures. I can't believe how many tweets I had to read about weirdos online. And they're still there bitching about casting, like, Elliot Page and Helen of Troy. And they keep bitching and you're like. Like, it's so annoying because, you know, Elliot Page, their scene and their role was perfect. And everything that it was supposed to be, there was nothing. There was really, like, nothing to it. It was exactly what the role is supposed to be. And then people talking about it, they don't know the character that they're playing. They don't know the situation. They don't have a clue about any of it. It's so weird. But that whole Trojan horse scene was.

[B]

Oh, my God, the Trojan horse. You're right. That it's, like, so grounded in, like, the reality of it. Because when I would think of the Trojan horse or I guess like any portrayal, they're like all comfortably inside this horse on wheels and they're rolling up, but it's like, no, there's people dying inside there.

[A]

So crazy. It was. Yeah. It was nauseating. Their pissed. And. And also, God, one thing. And I do. He's actually one of my favorite actors now. I do love him, but he's the only one that kind of took me out of the movie a bit. Is I'm a huge John Bernthal fan.

[B]

I really like Bernthal in huge letters.

[A]

Because in the movie, like, love that he's like. What's his name? Telemachus or whatever. He's like, oh, what of my father? He's like. He's very like, look here. I stood side to side with your dad at the well.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I had good men fall. Yeah. And he's like, just like, damn. Dude is literally the Punisher. He's literally like. Now, you see here, I don't know who the showed you how to shoot that arrow, boy, but I'm gonna show you this. Come. Come right around. And like, it's just like what's going on when it's the only one that really stuck out. I know, because there's. I know there's a whole bunch there of people that look like they're from different lands and different accents here and there, but I Don't really get caught up in that. Personally, I don't. This one is. I. I'm just a big fan of him, so I thought this one came off a bit too. Him in the realm of this.

[B]

I. I in general had an issue with the language being pretty modern. I didn't love that. I thought that, well, like, Tom Holland being like my dad or like mom, I was like, what the is this? Like, I didn't like that. I. I loved. Like I said, I love the cyclops seen. I love. There was one moment when they were running from. I think they were running from the cyclops and they were like, all on the beach running at the same time. That was really cool. The giants in the woods was terrifying.

[A]

That was crazy.

[B]

That was so good.

[A]

And at that point, it's like you're almost. It's almost. It's almost funny how Odysseus's hubris has just got them into the worst situation.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And, like, there's really, like, nothing else they could do because he just has the answers. So they have to just keep following him at this point. But I saw this one tweet that was really good. Probably one of the rare good ones on Twitter because it's not the place, but it was this guy, the kino corner, and he said he went in with an open mind and all that. And he has, like, a good thing here that he talks about some of the things that we mentioned and whatnot. But one thing that I like that I. I didn't pick up on at all, but retroactively reading this, it kind of made me take a look at it interestingly in an interesting way. It was that, like, Matt Damon is post war, a little more with a modern lens. Ptsd. I. Addicted to drugs. The lotus returning home as a beggar. Not getting the. The ex. The. The. The big welcome one would expect from coming home from war. Yeah. And it. It seemed like an interesting thing, like, also just. He had a literal opiate addiction in the movie.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. For years.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And that was interesting. They go on. I don't know was if it was this one or something else that I had read, but. But it was a bit of a. A bit more of a reach. It felt like that it was like a. A spiritual sequel to Oppenheimer.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

Here he's like. I think this film being a secret Oppenheimer sequel is why there are anachronisms and a diverse cast. I think that's a bit of reach there, but amazing Pre.

[C]

Pre.

[A]

That the whole thing and Also, the end of the movie was great. I really liked how it wrapped up at the end. I thought seeing him go through.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The Trojan War and looking back on how that's.

[B]

Yeah, that was my decision. That was my favorite thing of, like. Like, that the. The symbol of the Trojan horse that, like, I think all of us have thought for so long of it being, like, this symbol of, like, intelligence. Right. And cleverness, but then it's like, it was a symbol of, like, betraying everything that. What did he say? Like, everything that's good about humans.

[A]

Yeah. The. The breaking Zeus's law and breaking.

[B]

Ending.

[A]

The Bronze Age.

[B]

Yeah. Like. And so that. That was, like, a great way to do something a little bit different. Give it more of, like, the modern lens without, like, the language needing to be modern. Because what I saw, the whole movie, the whole movie of, like, these guys that just kept, like, crashing onto islands and taking all the. I was like, this is, like, this is imperialism. Right? Like, I just saw these people think they're the good guys the whole time. But the Cyclops was harmless, or would have been harmless if they didn't break in. Then you have Cersei turning the men into pigs. Right?

[A]

In the.

[B]

In the poem, I believe it's much more explicit that they were not just hungry, they were also, like, rapey.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Right? And I will say. I will say I wish that they had not shown more rape, but, like, that piece of it is missing. And that is, like. Yeah, that's such a. Like, that's such a. A texture of war. And the reason that these men should be punished, I think of, like, just that all the different kinds of colonizing and all the different kinds of imperialism. Right. Because circ.

[A]

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[B]

Adobe Firefly came off as insane, right? She kind of came off as crazy.

[A]

She also had the funniest line in the movie.

[B]

Which one was that?

[A]

When she said. When he was asking about the bird, and it's like, why do you keep her? Oh, we get along better this way.

[B]

Yes. I love it.

[A]

Might have been the only laugh. Oh, no, I laughed another time. Another time they went up some island and it was just like such a. Such. Oh, they're walking up to Cersei and it was the. There was like lions and. And. Yeah. First you're like, oh, God, you gotta. Are you gonna have to fight these? Or whatever. So that's funny. Yeah. But that whole scene was so crazy.

[B]

Well, then you realize the lion, the leopard, they're all.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Men or people. Right. Men that she knew.

[A]

Men.

[B]

Men.

[A]

Men.

[B]

As soon as that scene started, I was like, Harley's gonna know what my favorite scene is. And. But they. They gloss over the fact that Odysseus and Cersei lived together for years. Like he was there with her for years. They had children together.

[A]

And also in. In the poem, Calypso isn't the one that holds him there. Right. I think it's something else. Oh, yeah. It's not. Yeah. And Calypso. But in this one, he stays with Calypso. Yeah.

[B]

And so that. That was like a whole thing where I was like, what. What they did with the female characters was annoying. Right. I know that it was about.

[A]

Turns out. Turns out thousands of years ago, when Homer wrote this, he was. Didn't give a.

[B]

Didn't give a.

[A]

What do you think Homer would say if you explained the Bechdel test to him?

[B]

I don't know. I don't know. He'd be like, go to. Go to the island of Lesbos. They care about that there. That's what he would say. Go see Sappho. That'll be fine. Let me see what. What else that I enjoy about it. Yeah. The mechanics of the Trojan Horse. Elliot Page the scene. Hades.

[A]

Yeah, it was great. That whole scene was just really cool. This movie had a. Really. Did such a good job of being super dark because it's dark seeds, but it's never too dark.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's never flat darkness. And that scene is really dark. In such a good way. In such an excellent way.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. I will say to me, the fight scenes were too long. I. Because I don't give a.

[A]

Like the last one. The last one was very much for like, to. If there were any dads there that have been bored at this point or want to get out of here. Here's a nice big ass kicking fight

[B]

for you for one. For the dads, you know, literally.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

This didn't need to be three hours because of that. But let's see. I. Yeah, I like the giant scene, the Troy. At first I was like, why do we keep going back to Troy? Right. But then you realize the bigger Meaning of, like, he knows he. Up. He knows that this is all his fault and all that stuff. And I will say I was. I was reading something about it, how you can kind of tell that he realizes he's the enemy when the doors open and Agamemnon and the. The forces come in. When I saw that, I was like, is that the Trojans? Like, I really thought that these were the enemies coming in.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So they did that really, really well. But I was like, oh, I guess they let. They let all of them in. They're all on the same side. But they did not look like they were there to do anything good.

[A]

They had strong rapey vibes.

[B]

Very big rapey vibes. That's another thing.

[A]

Big rape armor.

[B]

Well, that's. And they're. They're going through. And they're just like, slitting women's throats. I'm like, that's not what they would have been doing, you know, and so I think they. They kind of whitewashed that a little bit. But let's. Let's just go over the. The actors. I guess I stick to the fact that this stunt casting was not great. I didn't care for. I. I, like Matt Damon was fine. And I guess if they were going for more of, like, an allegory about, like, American imperialism and coming home from, like, a modern war, it makes sense.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But I don't know. It was just like, it's Matt Damon with a beard. Like, I couldn't not see. See him as Matt Damon.

[A]

Secret Oppenheimer sequel.

[B]

Yeah. At one point they were like, who is that? And I said, jason Bourne. Like, when he was, like, sitting and he's like, I'll. I'll string the bow.

[A]

I picture you. I picture you alone in the theater. Like, feet up on the seat in front of you. Popcorn from, like, this side, tossing it in.

[B]

Yeah. And just laughing.

[A]

Born.

[B]

That's literally what I did. Like, anyone? No, just me. Yeah. I didn't love the. I didn't love the people who were clearly stunt cast. Like Matt Damon. I thought Anne Hathaway. I either needed more of her. I don't know. I didn't get the chemistry between them at all. Maybe that's just me. Like, I said, love John Lego Zoba. I love Eurylochus, the second in command. I thought he was great.

[A]

Yeah, he was. He looked like also another person that looked like they could do more if they had more.

[B]

Yes, yes, yes, exactly, exactly. Like, I remembered him the whole movie. Right. Like, because the other. Some of the Other characters. I was like, who the even are you? I loved Cersei. I thought that she deserved more time, but, I mean, they had to move through so much of it. Elliot Page, like I said, I thought he did great. I thought Lupita did fine.

[A]

I mean, close. K, careful.

[B]

What?

[A]

That was close the eyes.

[B]

Did I stutter on the pronoun?

[A]

Stuttered on the pronoun.

[B]

I said he.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No, I thought he did incredible. I. I think he was perfect for it. Oh, the whole story with the lot and giving back his shame.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah, that was. That was good.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

So that's all, like. That's all added, right, to just streamline something?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I streamline the time.

[B]

Yeah. I don't remember that, but, like, inserting, like, the. The child who literally grew up in a war. Right. Because he went away like a baby and then was, like, 17 and gets. That's, you know. You know. Yeah. I thought that they did great. I thought Lupita was fine. I liked the, like, flash you get of her as Clytemnestra killing Agamemnon, but there wasn't enough to really have a. An opinion about her. And she did look gorgeous.

[A]

Yeah. So, you know, and also people being like, oh, this is the face that's supposed to startup. And it's just like, you're. You're looking at this through your racist Twitter eyes.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's literally how you're looking at this.

[B]

Any of you would her. Like. That's the thing. I mean, from the side, even. Even such a beautiful profile. Even.

[A]

Even then, like, if. If everyone in this land looked the same and you were to think about thousands of years ago as someone in. In. In this type of position, wanting to possess literal people. Of course this would be some, like, a person that would look this different.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Would be so you. You. It would be like. You know what I mean? And I. I hate to make it to be, like, about a possession, but, like, I'm just saying, even if you spun it that way, it makes sense. But I. I always thought I said it on Twitter. I thought. I found it weird that people complain about Christopher Nolan's casting when they put Heath Ledger. Everyone's like, gay cowboy is joker. This movie sucks.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But they didn't know what. They didn't know how to say woke yet to, like.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Say they didn't like something.

[B]

And now they have that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Bully for them.

[A]

And then he killed it.

[B]

Yeah. And I think. I think that's what happened with Elliot and I mean, I've seen Lupita in like combat, like more intense roles. So, I mean, I think she was fine. Like you said, Bernthal was just Bernthal. It was like Matt Damon and Bernthal were just like just themselves essentially. And so I was like, I don't know. I didn't feel. I didn't feel like. I don't know. I didn't get enough vulnerability out of Matt. I think that's what it was like.

[A]

He felt like a vessel a lot, but it still doesn't change. There was so much acting to be done, of course, but it was. He was very much a vessel.

[B]

But, like, the only, like, high intensity acting scene was when he was tied to the mask when they went by the sirens. Right? Like, that was the only, like, oh,

[A]

that was so good. That scene.

[B]

That was great. That was great.

[A]

See, I. I think like, he could literally get. He could get nominated just because he didn't get in the way whatsoever. And there's so many opportunities where someone could have got in the way, which would be worse.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But, yeah, it's not like, yeah, Christopher Nolan is a bit different from Deneven Live. Denis does, like, make it look really good, but like I said, Christopher Nolan makes it really real. It feels super grounded.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

It's really like I. I feel like. And he does it with like movies, even like Dunkirk or what I feel like. I just feel like I'm there and it's stressful. The whole cyclops thing was stressful.

[B]

I know. I had the fact that it just like one day after another day after another.

[A]

Imagine you hit that 100 milligram edible, Broski.

[B]

Did you?

[A]

Oh, yo, I was on a hundred milligrams edible, bro.

[B]

When they first showed them getting out of the Trojan horse. And like the. The drum beat was going.

[A]

The music was so good. Oh, Travis Scott. Well, look at us. We even forgot Travis Scott is in it for like literally two seconds. Like, the amount of time he's in the trailer that people were freaking out about, that is literally like all of it. That's all of it. And even when, like, when I saw me cut to him at one point, I think I looked down because I dropped my sunglasses case and I looked up. And then when it cut back again because I was like, oh, a new voice. It was him. And I'm like, oh, yeah, he's in this. And then they don't cut back to him. And I was like, oh, the amount of times I heard people complain about this shit too.

[B]

Yeah, was.

[A]

Was million times more than the actual minutes that they spend in the movie.

[B]

Right.

[A]

People were so goofy.

[B]

David, people are worried about you. Are you there?

[C]

Yeah, I'm here.

[B]

Are you okay? I'm good. I'm good.

[C]

I'm chilling. I mean, it's. The worst is over now. There's still like, some. There's still some, like. But I'm chilling.

[A]

Crank your hog. You cranked your hog. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Shot one out. I feel better now.

[B]

Release a little pressure. All right. So, yeah, I would say. I would say, David, you drop a

[A]

glop on the new set.

[B]

Oh, gross. But now I really have to pee, so. Let's. Final thoughts on the Odyssey. Sick. Yeah.

[A]

If you don't like it, you're racist or you hate trans people or. Yeah, you don't know.

[B]

Likely.

[A]

You don't know.

[B]

I want Cersei's powers.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Read the book. Cersei. It's fantastic because Cersei was a child of a God and she was stranded on that island as punishment, and so she can't ever leave. She's a.

[A]

She's but a choice by a choice.

[B]

She was. She was a. A daughter of one of, like, the Titans, I believe. And so she got stranded there as a punishment, and she actually created Scylla and Charybdis.

[A]

Yeah. But she couldn't create the sewers.

[B]

Do you know. Do you know. You know the whirlpool and then that, like, sea monster.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That is where the phrase a rock between a rock and a hard place comes from.

[A]

Oh, interesting. No, no, I didn't.

[B]

Scylla and Charybdis. Yeah. And so Cersei, I think she. Out of spite, they were. I believe they were lovers. And so she turned them into evil or turned them into stone or whatever she did to them as a punishment, because I think she was, like, in love with the man and he screwed her over or whatever. So. It's a great story. She's wonderful. And. Yeah, read more about her. Odysseus does show up in Cersei, like, towards the end with the whole pig thing. So I saw that coming and I was excited about it. I didn't cry. The only time I almost cried was with Argos. The dog.

[A]

Yeah, that same. Same time.

[B]

I feel like they really pushed that. They really pushed.

[A]

It was good. The little tail wagon.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Our little stupid dog.

[A]

And just that he recognized him there.

[B]

I mean, I cried reading that in high school. The dog that stayed alive 20 plus years just to.

[A]

I cried during that episode of Futurama.

[B]

Oh, I haven't seen that show.

[A]

It's a crazy episode. No, right. Being met. Sad.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Because you know how he goes to the future.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

In Futurama, they just like, tell a story from the past and he just happened to have a dog and the dog, like, waited outside for him every day. But, like, he never came back because he's frozen and they just will show the time pass and the dog get old and die there waiting for him.

[B]

Jesus Christ.

[A]

That's crazy, dude.

[B]

I don't want to see that. I don't want that. But yeah, it was great. I think it was a perfect, like, summer blockbuster experience for me. It was.

[A]

It was perfect movie for white men.

[B]

It was more balanced to me than Dune. There was more story. Yeah. There was more momentum. There was more of a message to it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So Dune's better going in.

[A]

If you had read the book this.

[B]

Yeah. Standalone, you could do it.

[A]

You're good.

[B]

So there's that. Thanks for sitting through that, guys. Everyone should go see it if you'd like.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And David, you want to do some soupies?

[A]

What up, poor David?

[B]

Poor boy.

[C]

Shout out Papa Molly. Who said Harley looks so cute in his little sweater.

[A]

Cute?

[B]

Huge.

[A]

Sweater's huge, dude. It's like if I brought this to an elementary school gym class, they'd all have to gather around, use, like, the parachute thing. They would all have to, like, have a bit of it and like.

[B]

Yeah, sit on it. So cute.

[C]

Free the dimples. Harley, the Shambala guitar guy is an old high school pal. Will be there this year. Chimp it beats. If you want to say, hey, chimp it beats. Chimp it beats.

[B]

Chimp it beats. Only a couple days. Are you excited?

[A]

Yeah, I just. I couldn't help but notice that AB looked fear stricken when asked when asked about it.

[B]

Poor guy. It's. It'll be fine.

[A]

He looks shook.

[B]

He's playing it up. He's gonna have a blast. He's gonna have a blast. It's gonna be great.

[C]

Undoubtedly. Doris said, harley just wanted to say thank you for the incredible Mass Effect themed Happy birthday cameo for my boyfriend. He absolutely loved it. He's such a big fan of the series and knew every reference. Thank you again.

[A]

I know a lot about Mass Effect, one of my favorite games. That's the one where I said I was excited for that blue character. Yeah, yeah. She. Yeah. Anyways, I. I dropped some deep cuts, so just testing him.

[B]

Nice.

[A]

Obviously he knows what's up.

[B]

I'm about to piss my pants. Keep reading.

[C]

Luna. Tuna said, listen, Kate, you want small dogs because I have a Great Dane and I have to pick up large human sized poops from my backyard. Granted, she's the cutest. Kate, your thoughts?

[A]

I think you're, you're your. It's good you pick up your dog's big shits.

[C]

It's true. Shout out Jen Jen 666 who sent five podcast gift memberships. Thank you so much. Luna Tuna also said gas leak alert. We're back baby. God, I love this gay Jewish David podcast. We love you too.

[A]

The number one gay Jew David pod in the world. David.

[C]

Shout out Haley's comment who sent one podcast gift membership just right now. Thank you so much.

[A]

Hell yeah.

[C]

Thank you. Too thick to quit. Said Harls is just jealous because he wishes that he was with his clubbing grandma.

[A]

I would, I would. I. I take my grandma. You know, she. I don't watch sports. I'm not gonna get caught up in the Lakers game. I'll take. I'll take grandma to the.

[B]

To.

[A]

To whoever the she wants.

[B]

Dude.

[A]

Yeah, actually I saw a funny thing. It was like it was AI is replacing people's jobs and then it's like some dude with crazy like techno music playing and he's like, yeah, right. I'd like to see Chat GPT take someone's daughter to a race.

[C]

That's funny. Me with man Mandy Moo 69 said, When I was at jury duty earlier this week, I asked Chat GPT if it was the best d if I was the best dress at jury duty. And it wouldn't. It wouldn't tell me, can everyone make me feel better and tell me I was best dressed at jury duty?

[A]

You're the best dressed for sure. Everyone dresses like there though.

[B]

So as someone who I can assure you that you were the best dress at jury duty.

[C]

Shout out. Shout out to Too thick to quit. Who said y'? All, I'm getting ready for my first date in a long time. Any words of encouragement or to lessen my anxiety?

[A]

Crank your hog.

[B]

Crank your hog.

[A]

Yeah, pre crank.

[B]

Do a pre crank. Also flop a glop a glop on the new stew while you're at it. The thing I always would say to myself is, no matter what happens, no matter how good or bad it is, I will be home in 90 minutes, right? Like dinner or whatever it is. I'll be back home. I'll be like in bed watching something on TV.

[A]

Why 90 minutes?

[B]

Just like giving myself like it's not going to be like an all night or an all.

[A]

It's licking Licking and sticking.

[B]

How do you know it's temporary?

[A]

You ain't bringing your bag. You ain't pulling up with your bag. You ain't pulling up with the bag.

[B]

Pulling up with the Thumper worthy.

[A]

You ain't pulling up with the bag filled with a Thumper. With the. With the 100 footer fit on. Not hitting her with the. Hey, mama,

[B]

it's so good. If they're not. If it's not thumper approved, then the worst thing is you're around for a. I mean, you're at it at dinner for a little bit, and then it goes away. You know what I mean?

[A]

If you can't take her. If you can't take her around Duncan, then you got to give it more time.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

Yep. So true. So true.

[C]

Shout out. Golia said I would always say, no matter how good or bad it will be, I will have good, good content for my friends anyways.

[B]

Oh, right.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You said that when we were doing the dating profiles, which we got to do again.

[C]

We do.

[B]

For sure.

[C]

There's so many more.

[B]

We'll do that soon.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Shout out to Sarah Starling Rise said, do you think we can have an epic meal cast like Harley? Can you make an insane meal on the pod?

[A]

Yes, but I don't know how to make it.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

But I'll be there.

[C]

Shout out to Electro Bunny who said, future game idea. The mound. Omen of Cthulhu. I really want to see scary game.

[B]

Sorry, What? Whoa. It's late.

[C]

You call it the mound or you call it Omen of Cthulhu?

[B]

The full name.

[A]

The whole thing, dude.

[B]

Oh, my last name.

[C]

The mound. Colon. Omen of Cthulhu.

[B]

And the colon is what I call my colon. It's everything in one, right?

[A]

Just pointing at different parts. On your own body.

[B]

Yeah. Colon. Then back up to the front. It's like milk milk lemonade. Around the corner, fudge is made.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Solen1.

[C]

And finally, shout out.

[A]

We. We would. We would say chocolate cake.

[B]

Wait. Around the corner. Chocolate cake. Yeah. What?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No. Yeah, it's around the corner. Fudges made.

[A]

Not in my town. Do you get your ass kicked. You get your ass kicked if you say that in my town.

[B]

David, have you heard Milk, milk lemonade.

[C]

This is. This is me telling you I've never heard of this before.

[A]

Oh, have you heard of. Have you heard of me? Chinese Mino. Dumb.

[B]

No, do not do that.

[C]

I don't think.

[A]

I won't complete. I won't complete. I won't complete the incantation.

[B]

It's the incantation.

[A]

I won't complete it.

[B]

Reese's from our childhood. No, it's, you know, milk, milk, titty titty, lemonade. Round the corner, fudges made. It's still.

[A]

He didn't. He didn't know what it is. He's not. He's not an idiot.

[B]

Well, I don't know if he was.

[A]

You know, he never heard any crime. He. He knew. He understood.

[C]

I thought.

[A]

David, did you understand that? I mean now, now I understand her first time. She's talking about her. Pissing her in her tits, David. You understand?

[B]

So yours is. Yours is milk, milk lemonade. Around the corner, chocolate.

[A]

Chocolate cake.

[B]

Got that.

[A]

And you actually, you're supposed to. Around the corner, chocolate cake and you're supposed to serve it. You like, you, you like hit the back and you hit the. You hit it up.

[B]

Are you supposed to serve a fart

[A]

if you got one? Great.

[B]

That's so smart. I like that actually. Yeah. Yeah, maybe I will start doing the fudges made at least like that.

[A]

Yeah, I'm going hit that. I'm going hit that on.

[B]

This is what you're going to do.

[A]

I'm hit that on Nate.

[B]

When I round the corner, chocolate cake.

[A]

I'm like around the corner. This one's mine.

[B]

I need to go to the doctor.

[A]

I'm going hit. Yeah, I'm going to hit Nate and Love and. And. And. And Zach to. I hit them all with some. Some of that around the corner of chocolate cake when I get there.

[B]

Hell yeah.

[C]

Throw a fart in there.

[B]

We gotta find out. We gotta. We gotta find out who knows. Milk milk lemonade.

[A]

I'm gonna. When I see Ethan, I'm gonna dead ass do it to him the first time I see him. Dead ass, straight face. And he's gonna be just annoyed that I'm around.

[B]

Wait, hang on. You know what I'm gonna say? Finish. Finish the. L. Finish the line. And I'll do that in chat later and we'll see what people say.

[A]

Well, I'll do. Finish the line at Shambhala and see happens what. What AB does.

[B]

Yes. Suck it up, brother.

[A]

Suck up your brother.

[B]

Suck off your brother.

[A]

Suck up your brother.

[B]

How many more?

[A]

David, hurry, before we do some blowjobs down there. I stuck that thing.

[C]

We only have one.

[A]

David.

[C]

I was.

[A]

We don't have much time. David, hurry.

[B]

Slurp this guy down.

[C]

Game noob sandwich, said mom and dad. You okay, big guy? David, I threw up on my race car bed.

[A]

That's you. That was you?

[B]

That was Very much like older siblings pressuring their younger sibling to chug a beer.

[C]

Yeah, it was.

[B]

No, you just got to, like, open your throat, bro.

[A]

Yeah, you. Your. Your performance today with the spray challenge, you. You made Saikuno look like the Liver King.

[B]

What does that mean?

[A]

He just. He wasn't alpha. He was an alpha about kicking. Knocking back. His sprite one finished it.

[B]

I forgot this one. Round the corner, fudges made. Stick your finger in the hole. Now you've got a Tootsie Roll. I forgot that last verse. So shout out broccoli makes me gassy. Oh, my God, that's so funny.

[A]

But you do know the me Chinese one. You are aware of it?

[B]

I mean, I know one of them, but the one you said does not sound like the one I knew.

[A]

When you say. You said. But you. You don't say.

[B]

Not talking about.

[A]

I won't. I won't. But you don't. You don't. Do you have a me Chinese Me? No, dumb. Like that part's there part.

[B]

The. Just the me Chinese was there. Yes. It was horrible.

[A]

Oh, okay. Yeah, the. The. That line. That is from my lore. And then the next line is weird in Canada. God, it's weird.

[B]

I. I believe you. Guys, guys, girls in the 90s was weird. Our parents were boomers and they taught us a lot of reason.

[A]

Sign up to the H3 Patreon, where we'll tell you about the secret of it. But I'll tell you what it was the secret.

[B]

Racist hand. Stupid.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

So stupid. All right. You said we have more, right?

[C]

That was. That was it. The last one.

[B]

Oh, okay. Well, thank you, everyone. This was a great week. First week back and we will see you next week for true twos. I gotta figure out what we're gonna talk about. We'll see you there. And then Charlie, Harley, David. Going to Shambala.

[A]

David.

[B]

David. Feel better, David. I'm sorry about your belly. It was really funny, though.

[A]

Worth it for us.

[B]

Worth it.