The JiDion Situation - H3 After Dark #81

Summary

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H3 After Dark #80: WNBA All Star Weekend is Already Insane

Podcast: H3 Podcast
Host: Ethan Klein (out), Guest hosts including Kate, Galia, David, and others
Date: July 24, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of H3 After Dark went live in the midst of WNBA All Star Weekend 2026, bringing together the podcast’s crew (with Ethan and Hila away) for a “girls day” themed episode that merged live beauty product launches, bridal shower games for David, and a deep dive into the uniquely chaotic, sapphic energy of WNBA All Star Weekend—particularly focused on the “Stud Buds” IRL Twitch stream. There’s also a lengthy, in-depth segment on streamer Jidion’s controversial IRL “justice” content and his recent arrest. The episode is a blend of sports fandom, internet drama, LGBTQ+ party culture, and classic H3-style bits, with candid opinions and some sharp social commentary.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Kicking Off: Girls Day, Bridal Shower & Beauty Product Launch

Timestamps: [00:30] – [05:08]

• Girls Day + Bridal Shower for David: With Ethan and Hila away prepping for Oliver Trees Memorial, guest hosts decide to give David a bridal shower, complete with a tiara, sash, and playful jabs at “even boys deserve a pretty, pretty princess day.”
• Spotlight on Teddy Glow’s Plush Blush: Galia announces two new shades, “Peachy Moment” (a bright, blendable blush) and “Sunny” (brown, bronzy, perfect for contour for fair skin). There’s light QVC energy and a running joke that David’s life is on the line unless they sell out of the products.
  • “We are not leaving this place until we sell out of these blushes today, guys.” — Galia [03:25]
• Personal Stories: The group has fun shouting out online customers and quips about tracking every single order.

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2. Checking on the Missing H3 Crew at Shambhala

Timestamps: [05:26] – [09:12]

• Live ‘Proof of Life’ Check-ins: Concerned about Harley and AB at the Shambhala music festival, the team does live WhatsApp calls.
  • "I'm alive. I think Harley's alive... He's knocked out right now." — AB [08:09]
  • Light teasing, parental energy, and Galia’s sweet offer to “drive nine hours to save you.”

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3. WNBA All Star Weekend Deep Dive

Timestamps: [10:05] – [56:05], [64:32] – [74:48]

• Explainer: What is All Star Weekend?
  • WNBA All Star is a mid-season break with games, skills contests (like the 3-point contest), parties, and tons of unsanctioned events.
• Obama's Surprise Visit: Former President Barack Obama shows up at the morning practice in Chicago; interacts with star players.
  • “Obama is like, entering, like, grandpa stage.” — Galia [13:08]
• Stud Buds IRL Stream:
  • The “Stud Buds” (Natisha Heideman & Courtney Williams) live-stream their entire All Star Weekend on Twitch, showing the unfiltered, sapphic, party-heavy side of the league. The difference to the strictly PR-managed NBA All Star is stark.
    • “Everyone was obsessed. They were accidentally catching secret couples on camera and all kinds of stuff in the background… America loved it. The lesbians especially really loved it.” — Host [14:33]
  • This year, they’ve upgraded to a full party bus, streaming antics, buying out roses from street vendors, and documenting all the drama.
• Unfiltered Fun and Chaotic Energy:
  • Contrast between the NBA & WNBA in terms of transparency and fun: WNBA’s events are described as genuinely wild and fun vs. the “corporate, sanitized” NBA/NFL.
  • “NBA has made basketball the most boring and unable to watch for fun sport…” — Galia’s NBA Rant [40:13]
• Sapphic Drama & Hard Launches:
  • Lesbian “detective” energy as fans catch glimpses of secret relationships—players caught kissing in microwave reflections, dramatic jealousy scenes, and social media pettiness after breakups (“they just swapped girlfriends!”).
  • “Welcome to the league, girl!” — on traumatizing a rookie with club dancing [46:25]
• Highlights:
  • In-the-club stories, rookie initiations, and even post-party hangovers before playing the official All Star Game.
  • “People are hurting today... and this is again, like five minutes before they were surprised by former president Barack Obama just smelling like crown apple.” [73:05]

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4. Social Issues in Women’s Sports: Racism, Transphobia & Media Narratives

Timestamps: [26:30] – [41:13], [76:45] – [85:39]

• Callout: Sophie Cunningham (Phoenix Mercury)
  • The hosts deliver a fiery, detailed rant on Sophie’s ongoing anti-trans rhetoric and proximity to racists, contrasting her manufactured drama with real threats to women in sports like abusive coaching.
    • “She’s not good at basketball... she’s a grifter... she’s a turf... she’s just transphobic.” — Host [27:03, 33:55]
• On Caitlin Clark, Media Narratives & Fandom:
  • The show pushes back on the right-wing manufactured narrative that “everyone in the WNBA hates Caitlin Clark.”
    • “That narrative is so annoying to me that, oh, everyone hates her. It’s like, no, you guys are just making her this weird target that no one else is buying into that actually watches the sport.” [80:47]
  • Discussion on the fickle nature of public adoration and intense scrutiny faced by female athletes, referencing a Taylor Swift quote about women in the spotlight.
  • “Women in music, it’s specifically hard… you only get these two or three years of their peak career and then they’re like, I don’t want to play with you anymore.” — Galia [83:07]
• Racism in Fandom:
  • Explicitly calls out the racist abuse Black WNBA players get from hostile new fans attracted by Clark.
    • “They’re missing what the Clark fans have been doing, which is being, like, so gross and racist to all of the black athletes…” [81:45]

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5. Soccer & Messi as Internet Scapegoat

Timestamps: [58:38] – [64:32]

• Galia vents about anti-Argentina and anti-Messi discourse online, noting how geopolitical issues like the Israel-Palestine conflict are projected onto athletes regardless of context or facts.

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6. David’s Bridal Shower: Quizzes, Blush Makeover & Newlywed Game

Timestamps: [88:40] – [140:05]

• Bridal Shower Games:
  • David gets a blush makeover with on-air guidance and banter (“More than two fingers, David!”).
  • Wedding dress personality quiz reveals David’s—surprisingly—“mermaid” aesthetic.
  • Are you a Bridezilla? quiz: David turns out to be a “no-drama llama.”
• Newlywed Questions with Jenny: (David’s fiancée)
  • Heartwarming answers from Jenny about favorite food, best trip (Paris engagement), and daily domestic life (“just living our everyday lives together”).
• Notable Quotes:
  • “You look bonita. Honestly, the blush looks great on you.” [207:07]
  • “I'm marrying my best friend. What can I say?” — David [136:44]

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7. IRL Streamer Drama: Jidion’s Arrest, Chaos, and (Fake) Reform

Timestamps: [141:35] – [204:43]

• Background: Jidion, known for IRL antics and “pedo hunting” with fellow YouTuber Skeeter Jean, gets involved in stalking a squatter at a relative’s house in Michigan—escalating to multiple police interventions, TTS chaos, and ultimately his arrest (alongside three underage fans).
  • “This is not the way to handle it. Putting the vigilante justice in the hands of streamers is so stupid.” — Host [155:45]
• Episode Highlights:
  • Point-by-point walk-through of the series of events, from harassing an unwell squatter to a mob of fans descending on local businesses and the police station.
  • Hosts express deep discomfort with Jidion’s antics, the endangerment of minors, and the overall “deterioration of society” via live-streamer drama.
  • Post-arrest, Jidion claims he’s quitting streaming to “just catch predators,” but panel is skeptical, viewing it as a legal maneuver and clout-farming strategy.
    • “I have nothing else to say. No more slot content, no more streams. It's just gonna be straight pred content…” — Jidion [200:03]
• All Charges Dropped: Later, he celebrates on social media—all records expunged—announcing his return to content (“psych, back to IRL”).
• WNBA Connection: Jidion is long banned from NBA/related events for previous stunts, including mocking WNBA spectatorship by “sleeping” courtside.

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8. Listener Interaction & Q&A

Timestamps: [206:43] – [214:40]

• Panel reads “soupies” (super chats), discusses logistics of David’s wedding, WNBA/teddy fresh collab requests, and closes with words of advice for listeners leaving toxic jobs.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Everyone was obsessed. They were accidentally catching secret couples on camera and all kinds of stuff in the background… America loved it. The lesbians especially really loved it.” [14:33]
• “NBA has made basketball the most boring and unable to watch for fun sport because you have to have four subscriptions to follow each game…” — Galia [40:13]
• “She’s not good at basketball... she’s a grifter... she’s a turf... she’s just transphobic.” — Host on Sophie Cunningham [33:55]
• “The narrative is so annoying to me that, oh, everyone hates her. It’s like, no, you guys are just making her this weird target that no one else is buying into…” [80:47]
• “Welcome to the league, girl!” — Introducing rookies to the chaos [46:25]
• “I'm marrying my best friend. What can I say?” — David [136:44]

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Structured Timestamps of Important Segments

| Time | Segment | |-------------|--------------------------------------------------| | 00:30–05:08 | Girls Day, Bridal Shower, Teddy Glow Launch | | 05:26–09:12 | Checking in on Harley & AB at Shambhala | | 10:05–56:05 | WNBA All Star Weekend, Stud Buds, lesbian drama | | 26:30–41:13 | Sophie Cunningham, Racism & Transphobia Rant | | 64:32–74:48 | WNBA Partyings, Hangovers, & Obama drop-in | | 88:40–140:05| Bridal shower games, David's makeover & quizzes | | 141:35–204:43| Jidion segment: Stalking drama, arrest, aftermath| | 206:43–214:40| Listener Q&A, wedding/fandom closing remarks |

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Tone & Style

The language is direct, candid, irreverent, meme-heavy, and steeped in both sincere sports fandom and an absurdist, queer internet sensibility. There’s also real social analysis woven through jokes and bits, especially around issues of gender, racism, and transphobia.

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Summary for New Listeners

Whether you’re a women’s basketball fan, a student of internet culture, or just tuning in for the classic H3 mixture of goofs and rants, this episode provides a surprisingly deep guided tour through WNBA’s sapphic party core, the pitfalls of clout-trap streamer culture (Jidion), and a celebration of friendship and queer joy (via David’s bridal shower). The WNBA All Star Weekend coverage, in particular, captures something rare in sports: fun, openness, and improvisational chaos where relationships (romantic and otherwise) take center stage—while the reflection on media narratives shows H3’s unique position at the intersection of fandom and critique.

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End of Summary

Transcript

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[B]

hi everyone. Happy Friday and happy bridal shower to Mr. David. It's. It's David's special day.

[C]

It is.

[B]

Finally we have Galia here to help us celebrate. Galia, shout out.

[A]

Hi guys. Hi there. Happy bridal shower. David, I'm so happ happy for you. You look so cute today.

[C]

Oh, thank you so much. I doled up extra today.

[B]

Look at this. We got the bride, we got a little bride tiara. We've got the bridal sash that are totally both yours.

[C]

Totally mine. I just, I didn't just borrow this from Jenny that she just used last week. Definitely not.

[B]

Of course not. Of course not. Listen, it's getting more than one use since Harley's out. We decided to do a. A mini girls day and we will be doing some silly little fun stuff to throw David a bridal shower. Because you know what? Even boys deserve a pretty, pretty princess day. And yeah, so we're gonna be, we're gonna be spotlighting also the new Teddy Glow products. Galia, you want to tell us about them?

[A]

I'm so excited because you know, sometimes, especially with beauty, beauty is even worse than apparel. It takes so long to for something to be released. And we're finally releasing the two new shades for our Plush blush for Teddy Go. Plush Blush. And these are called Peachy Moment and Sunny and so you can go to teddyglow.com to get them. Right now I want to say that these shades are less opaque so they're like even more blendable, more buildable. They're better for beginner friendly. If you just like getting into makeup or forgot about makeup since 2016 and you want to go back, that's the right time to go back. So if you look at that, we got Peachy Moment. It's like a bit of a brighter color for sure. And David is gonna put it on him a bit later today so we will see all the swatches on him. We gave him Sykkuno as a reference. He's gonna be the perfect anime boy for us.

[B]

Beautiful. Yeah, I guess.

[A]

I guess. Yeah, yeah, I guess.

[B]

Just for his wedding.

[A]

I really want to preface that we worked so hard on these shades. Hila. Worked so hard throughout the whole year. Like, I think we got these shades approved six months ago.

[B]

Oh my gosh.

[A]

Yeah, it always takes so much longer with beauty and everything that is in the works right now. So if anyone wants to support it, that's the right day. Just go ahead and purchase it right now. I love.

[B]

Go ahead, go ahead.

[A]

Just as a reminder, we're not going to leave this place until we sell out of these blushes today, guys. We're going to be streaming 24 hours until we sell out Subathon.

[B]

Except it's for plush, plush sales and

[A]

maybe it will take us three days, but we are going to do it right now.

[B]

Maybe, who knows?

[A]

And if we're not going to sell out, I will kill David. Just saying.

[C]

It's true.

[A]

So if you love David, please, his

[B]

life is literally on the line. Guys, you have to go get the blushes now. I like this one that's a little more brown. This sunny one that's like toasted. It's like being out in the sun all day. This is like my skin. So I'm really, really excited for this one. I feel like I could almost use it as like a light contour too. Like induce sunny and peachy together and sort of blend them. Oh, I'm so.

[A]

Yeah, they mix perfectly together. And you can use the sunny shade, especially if you're more fair skinned. More is a bronzy shade for you. It's perfect for summer. Therefore it's called sunny. And yeah, like I said, I just really want everyone to try them. Tag me. Tag Teddy Glow so we can see every single review. This is always like so important to me. Whenever we do releases, I track every single order, to be honest. So Lisa, Monique, I just saw your order coming through. Shout out to Lisa Monique from Texas. Thank you for your order. I track like every single day. I just go through them. So thank you guys and support Teddy Glow today.

[B]

Yeah, we're going to be shouting out people who buy today. So get in there. We're basically doing bridal shower slash QVC today.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[B]

I'm very excited about that. So it's like Girls day and also like Mom's day, Grandma's day. We're doing it all. And yes, David's life is on the line.

[C]

It's true.

[B]

And that's not a joke.

[C]

I will be killed if not sell out.

[B]

He will. He in fact will. So take us seriously, guys. Take us seriously. As you Guys know Ethan and Hila are away today. Obviously that's why we're here. They are prepping for Oliver Trees Memorial. It's now officially been announced that Ethan is going to be one of the speakers and it'll be live Tomorrow evening was 7:30 Pacific Time. I think it is. I believe so. So make sure you make sure you check that out. And Harley is gone. Harley and AB are at Shambhala, as we know, coming back Tuesday. We've only gotten like very, very spotty updates from them so far, and I think we. I think we kind of need to check in and make sure everybody's still alive. So I'm gonna. Should I just try to cold call Harley?

[A]

You should.

[B]

This is definitely not planned, so he might not answer.

[A]

He hasn't been replying this whole morning. So we just need to check if he's alive just to be sure.

[B]

Yeah, okay. Okay. Let me. Let me call him on WhatsApp and see what the T is here. Nothing. This bro's still sleeping or he's still partying in the fractal forest. Guys, I'm nervous.

[A]

You know what you should do? Try ab.

[B]

Try ab.

[A]

Make sure. Yeah, try ab.

[B]

Okay, ab. Let me get his number here. Okay, I'm gonna try. Absolute worried. I'm worried about our boys.

[A]

I know.

[B]

Listen, I'm nervous. Harley and av, please check in. Let us know that you're okay and having a beautiful time out there in the woods because people want to know someone said leave them alone. Mom, I'm sorry. I'm worried. Oh, did your. Did your crown fall off, David?

[C]

It did a little. It's. It's. I have a big head.

[B]

Oh, my God. Ab's calling back. Amy's calling back. Okay, Ab, you're live on After Dark. We were just calling for proof of life.

[D]

Oh, man. Yeah, I'm alive. I think Harley's alive.

[B]

You think he is.

[D]

He's knocked out right now.

[B]

Oh, okay. He's still asleep. Okay. All right, well, we hope. We hope you're having fun. Are you feeling okay?

[D]

Yeah, yeah, Yeah. I don't know how much I want to say.

[B]

Of course I'm back.

[D]

I'll say this. I'm back to normal now. I saw a Reddit post last night and I said, ab, just remember what you're going through is temporary and you'll be back to normal soon. And seeing that, I really needed to see that. I saw that at the right time. I'll say that.

[B]

Oh, good. Okay, good. I'm glad. I'm glad that you're back to normal, that things are temporary and you're feeling okay out there. We don't want to spoil anything. We just wanted a little proof of life. We're glad that you answered, that you have eyes on Harley and that you guys are okay. Yes.

[D]

Thank you so much. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay, well, we're surviving.

[B]

Oh, good. Okay, well, have a wonderful rest of your time and we'll see you when you get back.

[D]

Thanks, Mom.

[B]

All right, bye. Listen, I'm gonna check on the kids. All right? That's just what's gonna happen. So. Okay, we are. We are back. AB is okay. He's back to normal. Whatever that means, honestly.

[A]

Let's analyze it for a second, okay? Yeah, I don't think he's back to normal from what I heard.

[B]

Don't say that, because he'll see this and feel like he's not.

[A]

Oh, wait, I think he thinks he's back to normal.

[B]

I think he's totally back to normal.

[A]

You are, Ab. You're gonna be fine. It's gonna be great. If you need help, baby, just call me. I will drive nine hours to stay save you. Don't worry.

[B]

Oh, Galia is the best.

[A]

Just call me.

[B]

Just call Galia. She'll help you out. Wow. Okay. I'm very glad that one of them picked up.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Because, you know, proof of life at. Well, it's 3:00pm here, so. What is it there a Noon.

[C]

Noon, yeah.

[B]

Noonish. Noonish. Well, I guess that's. I guess that's okay for Harley. He likes to. He likes to sleep late. So shout out to them. I am very, very excited to see everything that's going on before we get into the bridal. The bridal shower. I do have a ton of updates since this is Girls Night Girls Day from the wnba. Okay, got some sound. It is officially All Star Weekend. And it is a fun time. It is a fun time for the girls. I mean, the men do it too. But basically, if you don't know what All Star Weekend is, is. It is a break in the middle of the season for players and media to gather in one place. Instead of, you know, two teams being in different cities. It's a time to play an All Star Game. So the first half of the season, the media, the players and the fans vote on who the All Stars are for this, for the year. And then those All Stars, whoever wins, they're broken up into two teams and they play each other and they have coaches from the W as their coaches. On top of the All Star Game, there's Also skills contests. Like, tonight is the three point contest, which is always a blast. So a bunch of people are invited to be part of that. I think there's like six or seven women that are going to be doing it. And then on top of all of the, like, official stuff, there are a ton of wild, unsanctioned parties because everyone from the W goes, all of the players, not just the All Stars. So everybody goes and not everybody has to do. So a lot of people are just partying and usually. Oh, well, first of all, today the exciting event was President Obama showing up. So Obama showed up and surprised, surprise, the players at their morning practice, just chopping it up with the ladies. It's All Star weekend is in Chicago, so he was able to just roll up, which is really cool. We love that for him. And then we have him. He couldn't resist. And he. He decided to mark up one of the players who was getting ready to go. This is Jonquill Jones from the New York Liberty. Just. He's playing a little D. Playing a little D on jj. We love that. So shout out to Obama for rolling up, dapping her up in his cool jeans.

[A]

Obama is, like, entering, like, grandpa stage.

[B]

Oh, yeah, look, he's fully white. Yeah, we used to be a country, guys, listen, I know Obama wasn't perfect, but we used to be a country. That's so sad. So that was. That was the big, like, official event for today. But we also have some of the more unofficial things. Like there is a podcast run by two basketball girlies. It's called Unsupervised. And here they are welcoming their fans. Just scissoring everyone. This is how they welcomed everyone to their podcast is just hitting them with the scissors all the way around. We love that.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Y. We know all about that scissor up girl.

[A]

We do, David. Right? We do.

[B]

We all know about the scissors. Everyone's dying to get scissored.

[C]

Harley and I.

[B]

By the girlies. Yep, yep. You guys definitely know about it. And usually that's kind of what we get. We get these very curated moments that are approved either by the W or put on ESPN or on, like, the. The podcast web socials. But now that streaming is a thing, it has completely changed, at least the W's All Star Weekend. I don't know how it impacts the men's. I imagine they. There's like big streamers there, doing stuff.

[C]

Oh, definitely.

[B]

But we get the stud buds now. If you are not familiar with the stud buds, this is them. This is Natisha. Heideman and Courtney Williams. You can see them on their. Their posters here in Chicago. And they are former teammates who last year started a tradition of doing a 24.7IRL stream of all Star Weekend. And now they are back and doing it again on Twitch. People loved it last year. They streamed the whole weekend. Everyone was obsessed. They were accidentally catching secret couples on camera and all kinds of stuff in the background and secret conversations that we obviously wouldn't usually hear. But everyone was drunk and sloppy and things were coming out. And America loved it. The. The lesbians especially, really loved it. And so they're back. And this year. Oh, go ahead.

[A]

I don't think NBA has anything like that, like, at all. I don't think anyone streams like that openly. That's why I was, like, asking. I wouldn't. I wanted to ask about unsupervised parties, like, how controlled it is by WNBA organization. I think, because I think NBA is like iron cloth and, like, you have to move, like, it's super secretive. And especially for, like, All Star events, it's, like, more supervised for. This is more fun. I want this.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Because they're, like, going to club parties that are not sponsored.

[C]

Right. The stuff that's going on at the NBA parties are probably some stuff that they never want to be out in the public.

[B]

That's probably true. That's true. I know All Star Weekend for the men's side at least, is. Is unfortunately a big hub for sex trafficking.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

So not necessarily by the players, but, you know, by people betting on it and, you know, just the higher ups and stuff. I don't do without men. Thank you. I don't think it's the same vibe as. As the W. And so, yeah, there's all these parties happening in Chicago and just, like, special dance nights at different clubs that they're going to. Some of the parties are sponsored by the, like, the. The players themselves. Like, I know Asia Wilson, who's, like, a huge player. She had a party. But back to the Stud Buds. So this is Natisha and Courtney, and yeah, so they are going to be streaming all weekend again. And now they have really moved up in the world because they have their own bus. Stud Buds transportation company. They have their own party bus. And it's gonna be our own bus. It's.

[E]

How cool.

[B]

Hi, Stud Bud. Stud Bud reporting for duty. So. Yeah. Oh, they have snacks.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, my God. So they both. I mean, they stream every single thing that they do.

[D]

I know.

[B]

So, like, this is y', all, like. Yeah. Forever. Well, for, like, The. This weekend, not forever. What are we gonna do with this? Oh, can I open this bigger? Oh, cool. So there they are on the bus. We love that, guys. So, yeah, they have their own bus to ride around to, parties in. And here is the first couple hours on the bus. They were trying to. To turn things up. And you're going to see the. The slight differences between Courtney here, Courtney here, and Natisha here. They have. They have different vibes, different approaches, but it really works well together. Boss man, this the loudest it gets. Excuse me, Mr. Driver, sir. Does it go louder? Excuse me, Mr. Driver,. What is that? Oh, just forget it. He said, you got to come back here and show us how to do it, girl. Courtney's so mad. She's really trying. Trying to get it started. So, yeah, they. They're just the cutest little things. I love them so much. Obviously, they're right up my alley. And then we have. These are just some highlights. Some highlights from the first night. We have Tisha buying all the roses off this little kid that was selling them on the street. Two for 20.

[A]

I want all of them.

[B]

She's such a lover girl. She'll find people to give them to.

[D]

Oh, my.

[B]

Said she wants to all of them. Oh, my gosh.

[A]

50.

[E]

How much? How.

[B]

$50 for all of them?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yes, Z. All right. So she ends up. She ends up buying all of them. Let me see if we can see. Oh, my God. Some of them have spider man wraps on them. They're just doing the money. They're doing the money. So, yeah, so they did. They did that. And then here's another little.

[D]

Honestly?

[A]

Yeah, I just say something. This. The streamer bus. And then, like, them writing and then IRL streaming is giving me PTSD from all the band streaming, like, clavicular. So I expect, like, something horrible to happen next, like, someone stream. Heil Hitler. Like, yeah, music. And, like, nothing bad happens. And I'm just, like, watching something wholesome. I'm like, oh, oh, no. Nobody's gonna die here. Okay.

[C]

When is someone gonna overdose? Like, no.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

No, this is cleaning the. The slates and giving us some nice wholesome fun. I mean, they get crazy, and I'll show you, they get crazy.

[C]

But no Pentastacks.

[A]

It is.

[B]

It's definitely. We're not Pentastax. We're not on testosterone and steroids and meth. I mean, the worst that they're doing, it looks like, is some crown royal and some weed. So, I mean, it's just good, clean Fun Tick tockers. Come on, Courtney. In front of their posters. Tick tockers.

[C]

We Hoopers.

[B]

Hoopers. We're Hoopers. My basketball player, baby. Come on, Courtney. She's mad. She called her a tick tocker. We Hoopers. We Hoopers.

[C]

The stud one and stud two shirts are so sick.

[B]

Isn't it so good with their hair? I love when they match. I love when they match. It's the best. Let's see, we got a little more from these two ding dongs. They just. They just.

[A]

We.

[B]

Oh, here's Courtney having. Trying to have a tender moment with tea.

[A]

Oh, we cannot see that, by the way.

[C]

Yeah, we can't see.

[A]

Kate, Kate, Kate.

[E]

What?

[A]

What?

[B]

What? What?

[C]

We can't see the video.

[B]

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[C]

So entranced that you couldn't. You were even listening to us.

[B]

I was just waiting. I was just waiting. Okay.

[A]

Kate went to the fractal forest for a sec.

[B]

It was quiet.

[C]

Not only was that boomer police, that was horny police, too.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

There.

[B]

I'm going tell you I did a little bit. Little bit. Okay. You don't get many of these moments within the season.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

She's a rookie. And so they're. Courtney's trying to, like, pass on some wisdom to her. Because when this.

[C]

Courtney,

[B]

I can only hate her too. So they're just drunk. They're just drunk, having a great time. And then they got asked the best question I have ever heard a reporter ask. Who is the Mount Rushmore of studs? In the wnba, this journalist asked like, what a dream question. Oh, my mouth. Rushmore of studs. And I only get two. And then she's gonna get the other two.

[E]

It's only four.

[B]

All right, baby.

[D]

All right.

[B]

My two that I'mma choose. I'mma go Britney Griner.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then I'mma go Simone Augustus.

[E]

It sound like she took somebody you want.

[B]

Yeah, I'm going to go bg. I'll take Natasha Howard. We have a Natasha Howard drama tea coming up. And you know what? I'm going bring 18 with us.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I ain't going to lie.

[E]

I was going.

[B]

I was going to go. 18's Alyssa Thomas. Yeah, she's. She's an excellent. An excellent.

[A]

Nope.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Kate is gone.

[B]

She's gone to the.

[A]

She's gone to the fractal forest to meet Harley. Guys, she's gonna be back. She. She's just gonna meet with him for a while. Just ask him how he's doing, if he's alive or so. Yeah, unfortunately, I cannot Lead the topic of wnba? Because I don't know anything about wnba besides that I'm tall. And everyone has been asking me my whole life if I've ever played basketball. That's. That's my experience. And I did play some first pick

[B]

last year in the draft and here she is showing up.

[A]

You have been talking this whole time.

[B]

You got booted.

[C]

You got booted for the last like, minute and you didn't even notice. You've just been talking this whole time.

[B]

I know. I was like, what's going on?

[C]

You came back in and you were so.

[B]

Hi, everyone. Okay, where did I lose you?

[A]

I know.

[B]

All my shit froze.

[C]

We had just finished the stud. The stud? Mount Rushmore.

[B]

Oh, okay, perfect. You didn't miss much. Okay, so as I was saying, as I was saying, which none of you heard, Paige Beckers, who's going to be up here on the right, is a huge star in the W. She was the first pick last year in the draft, and here she is showing up caught in 4k, immediately drunk, already hammered. Middle of the day yesterday, and the stud buds got her. The world don't know that. This is really my boo right here, man. Oh, yeah. I need to hear that like five times. Just, just. You know what I mean? You can hear Courtney in the back say, man, they already acting gay, bro. They're too gay for me. I mean, I'm acting like a.

[D]

Not that.

[B]

Like I'm gay, but not that gay. I'm gay, but not that gay. Girl, you're gay. We can't show each other hammered. Hammered. Hey, if you know, tune in later. Oh, we will. We will. Yeah. So they're hammered already.

[C]

Amazing.

[B]

Middle of the day.

[C]

It's 1pm Probably.

[B]

Yeah, it's like the. The walk ins. They're doing all their interviews. They're doing their step and repeat and. Yeah, Paige is just like absolutely zooted out of her mind. Just fully blasted off the first day.

[A]

How many people do.

[B]

Let's see.

[A]

Okay, this is.

[B]

This is cute. This is like. There are two types of.

[C]

Hey, can you hear us?

[A]

What now?

[B]

I can't hear you. Is asking questions and you're just not even listening. No, I can't. I can't hear her at all.

[A]

You cannot hear me?

[E]

No.

[A]

Oh, my God. Guys, stream for us. Okay. Can you hear me now?

[B]

It's not me. I can't hear. I can't hear golly at all.

[C]

You can't hear golly at all?

[B]

No.

[C]

Interesting.

[A]

Okay, just continue. Just continue.

[B]

I did. Now I can hear her now. I Can hear her.

[C]

There you go. Okay, you can hear her now.

[A]

Hear myself.

[E]

I just had to walk over.

[C]

Yeah, it was Dan. Had to walk over.

[B]

That's always how it is with Dan.

[A]

Yeah, I can hear myself. It's doubling.

[C]

Oh, it's doubling. Perfect.

[B]

Beautiful. We love that.

[C]

How about now?

[B]

That's why I kept talking, because I couldn't hear. So I was like, I'll just keep going. They don't want. They don't have questions. I'll just talk. They're staying again. Is it fixing it? Is it fixing it?

[C]

How about now? Can you hear Galia?

[A]

No, I cannot hear myself anymore. That's beautiful. Thank you. That works.

[B]

But if she's talking, I can't Now

[C]

Kate can't hear Galia. Perfect.

[A]

Wow, David, I thought you were doing everything here.

[B]

No, I have not muted anyone. I heard Galia for a second and then I didn't hear Galia. What is the tea?

[C]

Yeah, so.

[E]

All right, go to Kate, I think.

[C]

Tell Kate to. Yeah, you cook. You cook for a minute.

[B]

Yeah, okay. Oh, I have something to cook out. Cook about because people asked about it. So Sophie Cunningham is someone in the WNBA who has really, really stupid opinions and is also very bad at basketball. But the racists and transphobes of America really like her because she says racist and transphobic stuff. And so they are all in her corner about this continuing non issue of trans women in women's sports in general. There's maybe like one trans woman per state, if that, that are in any sort of like high school collegiate sports. There are literally no trans women who are trying to be part of the wnba, as far as I know. But Sophie Cunningham keeps running her mouth because it gets her a lot of attention. It gets her a lot of adoration. She's also on Caitlin's Caitlin Clark's team. And that makes her like another magnet for like, the worst people to be fans of her. Just by being in proximity of Caitlin, who by mostly no fault of her own, has attracted a lot of racists. But Sophie specifically, her thing is, is the transphobia. A few years ago, she talked about how there shouldn't be men in women's sports. Or she retweeted something and just this past week she said. I said what I said. So as far as my thoughts on Sophie Cunningham, she sucks in every sense of the word. She's not good at basketball. I think she's averaging like 5.5points a game or something. Terrible. She's like Riley Gaines, that girl that was bitching about trans women in Sports saying she lost to a trans woman when she came in fifth place. It's the same. It's the same vibe. It's the same vibe. Soft. Launching maga career a hundred thousand percent. Yeah. I mean, and Fox News is just eating it up. And now all of these, like, mainstream sources have been talking about her a lot. And people were like, loving that, like, pointing meme she did. I'm like, I'm not celebrating her or thinking she's funny. Like, in any context. She is a shitty person. She's an antagonizer. She sucks. She sucks. She's a grifter. Yes. She's a turf. I don't even know if she's a. She's not a feminist. So she's not even a turf. She's just transphobic. I'm slaying so hard. Not right now. Because it's David's. It's David's bridal shower. So I had to wear my. My new fascinator on my gloves. I took the gloves off because it's hard to type with them. But I will put them back on. Thank you, guys. Yeah. She sucks. She sucks a lot. She sucks a lot. And also, if you're really worried about what's threatening women in sports, you should be worried about stuff like what happened on her team, which is a coach got fired for sexual harassment. She says she said nothing about that. She has said absolutely nothing about that. She has said nothing about any kind of. Of actual discrimination or oppression that's happening to women by men who are the ones that are actually doing all the. All the real work to either belittle women's sports or threaten actual women. She's instead focused on this literal, non issue, this, like, boogeyman that was created by Republicans about trans athletes. There's literally no problem with it. This episode is brought to you by Facebook. So you were scrolling on Marketplace and there it was, the bike you'd been searching for. You sent a message and it turned out the seller was super chatty, kind of funny, and an avid cyclist. The next thing you know, you're in a cycling crew. Well, a community cycling group. The thing about Facebook, you might find more than what you're looking for looking for from a browse to a bike ride this summer. Find more on Facebook and is just pushing on that. It's just pushing on that. And she sucks. She sucks trash. By mostly no fault of her own. Yeah, I think Caitlin Clark came in as and she was very good. And with her came a lot of people who wanted to See a white girl dominate in a. In a field that has been since the beginning, dominated by strong black women. That was not her fault. That was not her fault. But I do think she has not shown the. The level of zero tolerance for that stuff that I would appreciate. She doesn't talk about racism in the same way that another white basketball player like Paige Beckers does. She just doesn't. She's just very vague about it, and she only says stuff when she's pressed about it. And I think she just wants to try to act like this isn't her fault, and she. She's washing her hands of it. I don't think Caitlin Clark is doing enough to discourage the racism that comes out of. Not even Indiana Fever fans. It really is just people who are fixated on Caitlyn and now Sophie. And I just really wish Kelsey Mitchell and Aaliyah Boston didn't have to be in the shadow. All this bullshit. All right, let me see what's being said here. You might have to leave and rejoin. It seems like it's on your end. Okay, well, guys, that's my rant about Sophie Cunningham. I can hear Galia now.

[C]

Oh, you can hear Galia now? Okay, cool.

[B]

Perfect.

[C]

So we don't have to do anything.

[B]

We did it.

[C]

We did. We did so much on the back end. Dan and I, we were. We were so wired in, and we fixed everything.

[B]

You hacked. You have to.

[C]

We hacked into the main frame and we. We fixed it all.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, lucky for you, I can always rant about Sophie Cunningham and Caitlin Clark. And now we're back. Yay.

[A]

So I have a question. Is Sophie's. Is Sophie the blonde girl that did like the finger? Because that's the only thing I know about her.

[B]

And everyone's like, oh, such a good meme. It's so funny. It's like. Yeah, but if you know her in context, it's like, cops antagonizing black people. They pull over. Like, that's the same vibe.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

It's not like a funny vibe to me. So. Yeah, okay.

[A]

Yeah, because I've. I've seen that recently, like, everywhere. And then I think they were trying to sell merch with that, like, oh, for sure sign. And then the WNBA refused to sell merch with that, like, capitalize. They basically banned them from capitalizing on that. So then they got mad at wnba. I don't know the whole thing, but that's the only story I know about Sophie. So it was really good to bring context to that because the clips is just, like, the Only thing I saw.

[B]

Yeah. And I, I. Oh, hang on. What did she say that was racist? She, she on several black majority cities. Thank you, David. Yeah. When they were talking about the expansion draft, she's like, no one wants to go to Detroit. No one wants to go to Philadelphia. Like, specifically making it seem like they aren't safe or worthy of having a team more than certain other places. And that's just like the most recent shit that she's done. She just sucks. She sucks.

[A]

Okay, can we go back to.

[B]

Anyway, let's go to the fun basketball. You'll notice Sophie is not included in any of this because she's not fun. Okay, so this is just a little clip showing the two types of All Stars between Paige, who we've already seen how she's behaving, and Olivia Miles, who is a rookie, and. And their priorities during this All Star weekend. All right, what are the vibes for All Star Weekend this year?

[A]

Probably all the events. Getting lit. There's just so much networking.

[B]

So much to do for three days. Getting lit for three days straight. Electrolytes, Legends and current players.

[E]

So fun times.

[B]

Parties. Excited to be out there and just

[A]

play with some hoops and a little

[B]

bit, A little bit of hoops. So we have, we have Paige, who's just ready to get turned up, and then we have Olivia, who is just excited to meet the Legends. Have a good time, Hooper. Hoop around out there and make the best of it. Oh, God.

[C]

On the other end. I want to be drunk till Monday. Yes.

[B]

And if you know, if you know anything about, like, the colleges they come from, this totally makes sense because UConn University of Connecticut is where Paige is from. Notorious party school. Like, I think they had to get rid of their spring weekend because people were, like, dying of alcohol poisoning.

[C]

Like, oh, my God.

[B]

Insane parties. Insane parties.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And then Olivia is from Notre Dame, which is like a Catholic college. Definitely not on the level of partying that UConn is. So Paige is definitely representing UConn here. Now, speaking of getting drunk, these are some of the highlights from the Stud Bud stream. A lot of them are going to take place in a hotel room where they were pre gaming last night. The quality might not be great because they were streamed, but you'll get the point. This is Bridget Carlton here. She is a pretty quiet player. She's on the Minnesota Links. She just kind of does her own thing. But things are about to get crazy. Courtney only drinks Crown Royal apple, and so she's making Bridget do shots of it.

[A]

Courtney, this is definitely More than a shock.

[B]

Yeah, right. Just pouring it down her throat. And this is when. This is when they first saw Bridget coming in yesterday again, middle of the day. You looking good as hell. Yeah. She said, I don't even like white girls. I don't even like white girls. I don't even like white girls. This is a fine ass white girl. So they love Bridget. Okay, this is a. Who is. All right, we'll pause this.

[C]

This is such a great idea. This 24 hour live stream, it is so fun and like, I don't know, because like you said, like, in the NBA, it's so polished and like, professional and, like,

[A]

boring.

[C]

And it's gotten even more boring. It used to be fun. Like the slam dunk contest and all Star weekend and all used to be really fun. And now it's just like, so corporate and vanilla.

[A]

I watch NBA games. Like, I follow NBA throughout the season and I root for Lakers and honestly, for Luca. Don't judge, but whatever. And all the news you get throughout, like, off season, for this whole summer, it's been like, edging every single fan about where would LeBron go wrong go? And then we got the news today that he's going to Philadelphia, but that's all you get. Like, edging. It's like super audience that don't get, like, anything. And they're just like these super restricted rules about, like, you don't know anything about anyone besides, like, OKC team posting their Snapchats or like, stories. Just some fun content. And then everyone's like, oh, my God, they're so, like, they're posting too much. This is tmi. And you're like, guys, this is fun content. This is everyday fun content. Let's just keep it going, right? There's nothing else we can like, nobody's gonna watch NBA in two years because of this. It's. It's too boring. They need something like this. And like, NBA needs to lift up some restrictions probably about posting or anything, because there is nothing to watch.

[B]

Well, it's like, it's super corporate. Someone said it's corporate in chat. Yeah, like, it's. I don't think the W has gotten to that. Obviously has not gotten to that level yet. And that's why we get all this fun, sloppy stuff. But sadly.

[A]

Yeah, but like, NFL is corporate. Soccer is corporate. But they. They still have fun content besides it. And it's like, it's all good. I like, I don't want to start my rant. NBA. But I hate NBA. They're like the most boring they, they made basketball the most boring and unable to watch for fun sport because you have to have four subscriptions to follow each game. You have to switch between like each subscription and like TV channel and like this is on this and when are we streaming today and blah, blah, blah. They have the most. They, they brought this like cop thing that they do in the, in, in the middle of the season. They do like cup. Like this is our another game in the middle of the season.

[B]

Yeah, it's like the Commissioner's Cup. We do it in the W. Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

But it's like so boring. No one knows what's happening. And like the most atrocious looking courts, they like, they paint them differently for the cup games. They look awful. Like you want to vomit on the court. That's how awful it looks like. It's just like the most boring looking sport. And if there were like no jockage or don change like when LeBron dies next year year like out of basketball, like there's gonna be no one to watch. Like for real, like there's only.

[B]

Yeah. They're not like picking up personalities and, and letting them shine.

[A]

Yeah, they're all just locked down. There's like Benyama sticking out of everyone and like looking around. But there's like no one else among the young guys that you want to follow and learn more about. So I just like, I hate it so much and I. Then I see this and this is so much fun. And I did because I, I know. I watch After Dark. I picked my team for the season because you told me which team to pick to pick. So I'm rooting for Portland Fire. They are new. I'm new to wnba. They're new to wnba.

[B]

That's perfect.

[A]

We are new together. That works. And they also have a corgi on their team.

[B]

Yes, they do. Meg's little baby.

[A]

I know.

[B]

Speaking of Portland Fire, people corrected me. Bridget Carlton was traded this year to the Portland Fire. So the girl that was taken down the, the Crown Royal, like, I didn't

[A]

want to say, but it was like, I think.

[B]

Okay, no, no, no, you're right because they had a party at the hotel and it was all the old teammates that used to all be on the Minnesota team together. So that's, that's what I was thinking. I haven't watched a lot of Portland, so I'm still, my brain is still kind of on last season. I'm like really mad at the W in some ways this season. So I haven't been watching a ton of it. Because they're getting rid of my team. But yeah, so. So there's that. Okay. And this is. Okay, I'm introducing a new character. This is Az Fudd. She was the number one draft pick this year. And they are outside of a bar after one of the parties, and a man is trying to hit on her. Now, Az is somewhat famously, we'd like to think, still with Paige. They went to college together. They were together a lot for a long time, it seems. And also last year, pretty publicly. But since AZ has come into the league, they have, like, shut things down publicly. They're like, we just want to play basketball. We don't want to talk about the status of things. And so people have been wondering what their deal is. So, okay, here is Natisha T. Protecting Az from a guy who's hitting on her outside the bar. She's 16. She's not.

[E]

How old are you?

[B]

I'm 30. 40.

[E]

She's cute.

[B]

You want her, right? Yes. Oh, yeah. They dressed. They dressed Natisha up like a girly girl last year. This is her. And so when. When. When A says you haven't seen her in her bus down. This is a bus down. For those who aren't in the know.

[D]

Wait, wait.

[B]

Wait till you see her with a bus down. Do you have money? Do you have money?

[E]

Money?

[B]

Oh, my God, that's so good.

[C]

Just some random dude.

[B]

Oh. He was, like, totally overwhelmed by them. Completely overwhelmed. And at one point he says, she's a political figure. And they're like, what are you talking about? And she's like, I watch too much Scandal.

[A]

I cannot explain it, but this is like the opposite spectrum of clavicular. I cannot, like, explain it in my head, but that's like 180 of clavicular stream. It's like the same vibe, but, like, it could be done differently.

[B]

It's so.

[A]

It's.

[B]

Yeah, it shows you the opportunities, right. Of, like, go out and party and have fun. You don't have to go out and just be weird. It's crazy. It's crazy. Okay. Oh, here they are traumatizing the rookie. Are we sure this didn't get claimed?

[C]

I mean, it didn't. Maybe you could just mute it just to be safe.

[B]

Yeah, I'll mute it. Okay.

[C]

Because I was like, there's no way this can't get claimed. But.

[B]

Yeah, I know. All right, so this is T dancing on Courtney, a fellow stud bud. And you're gonna see Olivia, sweet Olivia, who is just here to. To network and play basketball. She's in the Club. Fully traumatized. Fully traumatized by them.

[D]

They always.

[B]

And they always end up dancing together. People think the stud buds are gonna end up together, but I don't. I don't see that happening. But, yeah, she's just totally in disbelief at what she's seeing. Welcome to the league. Welcome to the league, girl.

[C]

That's so funny.

[B]

Me, when the stud butts are grinding on each other, that's like me being

[A]

introduced to the wnb. I'm like, oh, that's what you do here. Okay.

[B]

Okay. And here's a little clip yesterday from the stud buds bus. This is another, like, quieter character, but she's. I think she's Spanish. Her name's awa. And they turned on a Spanish song for her, and she went crazy.

[A]

Okay, this is one of those moments. Kate, we're gonna blast the boomer alert right now.

[B]

Wait, what?

[A]

She's dancing? She's dancing?

[C]

Yeah, you're full on dancing. And we can't see. We can't see the clip.

[B]

Oh, my God. I hate myself. I'm sorry. There's so many clips. All right, here we go. Here we go. There's so many clips. You better go crazy. Like, how much fun.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

So, yeah, I'll mute the rest of it. But, yeah, so this is another one of the players just really cutting loose. Just insane.

[C]

This would never happen in the NBA. LeBron twerking.

[B]

Come on, come on. And how much more fun is it? They're just having a great time. I love it so much. Blasted, everyone. Blasted. Having a blast.

[C]

So do they only stream for the All Star weekend and they just don't do anything else after that, or.

[B]

They do. I think they do stream last. Last year, I feel like they were streaming more because they were on the same team together, so they would do a lot of stuff together. For those of you who have been watching closely, when we were talking about Dijonay and Alyssa and that, like, make, like, will they, won't they stuff, it was the stud buds who were giving the cho. The toast to Dijon that she was single again. So they.

[C]

They have done.

[B]

They have definitely done some stuff between the All Star weekends, but this is really their. Their bread and butter, their time to shine. Okay. In addition to all the fun, there was also a lot of hard launches happening on the stud bud streams. Relationships that people either didn't know about were speculating about new relationships that are a little bit weird and sketchy.

[A]

I have an idea. Next year, they should do a red carpet to announce all of their relationships. Right, like couples walking in.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Entering the. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, we need it. We need it.

[A]

Anyone can discuss it properly. We need time in between your names. When did you start dating? How did you fall in love?

[B]

We need all the details, just every detail.

[A]

Relationship, red carpet with interviews afterwards.

[B]

That's what, that's what I'm talking about. That's what sports are missing. Someone said only lesbians can get. Can get blasted on camera and not cause a controversy. Absolutely. We're good at that. We just want to dance. We just want to dance with our friends. We just want to dance with our friends. Okay, this, now, this is pre stud buds. This is honestly on another Studs live stream. But this is before all the crazy stuff happened. Now again, Jackie Young, Dijonay Carrington. There's been a lot of speculation about them. Are they together? Are they just friends? What's going on? Are they still together? Did it. Did it fizzle out? Because we're not seeing anything. Well, the lesbian detectives will know to keep an eye on the microwave here. The microwave glass. And you're going to see something because kb, another player, was on stream with Jackie Young and there was a. There was someone else there with Jackie. So just keep your eyes on the microwave glass here. Did you see it. Kissing? So who is Jackie kissing? She's kissing someone right off stream in the microwave glass on. No one could see it.

[A]

Honestly, this is so stupid to do this live.

[C]

Like, seriously.

[B]

I know. It's so dumb.

[C]

It's messy.

[B]

Listen, they're. They're not. They're not rocket scientists, right? And there are. And they aren't as polished as the NBA guys who have all these, like, PR people. So that, that's why we get this stuff. But we didn't have to worry for very long because Jackie and Dijonay. Sorry, Beyonce, we can't play you. We cannot play you. Jackie and Dijonay rolled up to the pre game at the stud buds together and they were just in the background chatting with each other, being cute, loving, loving, loving each other, touching each other, whispering, kikiing while everything else was going on. Just having a good time.

[A]

I love their fits. Their outfits is like.

[B]

They're awesome.

[A]

Both of them. They're totally different vibes. I like both of them.

[B]

Get out of the way, Courtney. We don't want to see you. We want to see the girls grabbing her leg.

[A]

Oh, okay. Yeah, this is. This is like grabbing her leg again.

[B]

Yeah, they're together. Dijonay, chill out. Chill out, girl. So there's that one. Oh, and here's Natisha making sure we all see. Let me mute it before I blow it up. What's up?

[A]

I was just gonna say we cannot

[B]

see it, but nope, I was getting it ready. All right, here's. Here's Natisha making sure everybody knows. Okay, guys, we got them together.

[C]

So messy.

[B]

Just so messy.

[C]

Putting everyone on blast.

[B]

Like, you see that face? She's like, oh. She said, yep, we got them.

[A]

Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, show. She should do, like, announcements in the morning. So.

[B]

I know, right?

[A]

These people. These people kissed. This is like our whole list for the last night, in case you missed it.

[B]

It's like, yeah, like a love island. Here's who's sleeping together tonight. Yeah, exactly like that. And then we have Jackie, who is very quiet. She got hammered in the bar and got very protective of Dijonay, so I guess somebody else was trying to with them. And then Jackie just continues being upset about it. I gotta play the audio for this. Where's the back?

[A]

You know, like, you know who this girl is. Why the are you tapping me on my back?

[B]

So this is Jackie here. Why the hell are you tapping me on my back? She's like, you get back too.

[A]

Don't

[B]

get away from Dijonay.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Just stunned. Don't push me back. And I'm coming right back. Just hammered. She's like, nope, you're too close. Too close. We don't need that. We don't need that. Yeah. Jackie is the best. She's so quiet. But then she gets drunk and has a lot to say.

[A]

I just. I think my. Another idea I have for a stream.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

For these two girls to stream with NBA players. Because NBA players, they do stream with a lot of twitch streamers. Like, ishowspeed Neon.

[B]

Right.

[A]

But like, one of, like, the worst crowds of cake and twitch streaming. They should stream with wnba. Like, it's just gonna be an awesome wholesome stream of them partying together, dancing together, just enjoying, like, actually connecting about basketball without, like, talking about not knowing any players or anything.

[B]

Body counts.

[A]

Exactly. Just bail on neon and stream with WNBA players instead. It's. It's far more favorable, I think, for sure.

[B]

Agree, agree.

[C]

It's definitely more fun. I mean, this is awesome.

[B]

This is. You're right. It's like old school reality shows where they weren't, you know, locked down on the amount of alcohol they could have. And you just get to see, like, real conversations and real silly stuff happening, which we love.

[C]

It's like the best reality TV show. It's like completely uncut. Like, you just see everything.

[B]

Yes, yes, exactly, exactly.

[A]

Because I do see a lot of kick streamers streaming with. With NBA stars, and I'm like, oh, that's not it. Like, why are you streaming with them? Like, this is like the. Where is your PR team now? Well, stop that part of it.

[B]

But they think all they. All they care about is views, right? So it's like, oh, we'll get more views if you're with these people, even if they're rotten. And it just doesn't matter. But I'm. I am so glad that that stuff that those people are not are, like, ignoring the wnba. Like, please keep ignoring them so we could keep having fun stuff happening. Oh, I love it.

[C]

Because even when they bring NBA players on their stream, it's like they bring them to their house and they just sit at their desk next to them and they don't even do anything. They don't do anything.

[B]

They can't talk about basketball. They don't know anything.

[C]

And you can tell it's the most, like, forced, like, I. I paid you to be here kind of a thing,

[B]

like, a thousand percent.

[A]

It's like stage one. Oh, you're so tall and I'm so short. This is so cool, guys. Hey, chat you so tall. Chad, Is he tall? Like, push one if he's tall, and then like, the next, like, five minutes is like, so here's the ball. Wow. You can hand a ball with one hand. Oh, my God. This is like. This is every single stream with a professional player. And they're just, like, standing there like, I don't know, like a claymation. Just like, oh, yeah. And then when they start answering about basketball and the streamer doesn't know anything that they're talking about, they're like, w. Right? Am I right? And then, like, they're just moving on and just sitting in their bus, driving somewhere, eating food, and the stream is gone. That's pretty much it. Stud bots should stream with NBA players to basically reincarnate them. NBA needs a reincarnation stage. I'm begging WNBA to stream with NBA players. Yeah, just.

[B]

I would love that.

[A]

Bring them in.

[B]

Yeah, bring. Bring the stud buds to all Star Weekend. Yeah, like, just do it. That'd be so great. I'm wondering if they did that last year. Yeah, well, that's exactly.

[A]

They're canceled already. Like, everyone is canceled on the NBA team. Who cares?

[C]

Just like, I. I didn't butt in when you were on your ramp. But I completely agree. I literally stopped watching the NBA because it's so boring. I can't get over. It's just like, I tried to watch the Lakers playoff games. I was like, this sucks. It's so damn. No one's even playing defense. Like, it's so boring and no one's kissing.

[A]

I chose Lakers because of Doncic. I watched through the whole like 85 games of the season and he got injured for the playoffs. I was like, oh. I was like, why am I, Why am I here? Well, like, why am I here? Who am I watching for? Kenner. Okay, like, I'm like, fine. But I was still rooting for them. I love the whole team. By the way, before, by the way, by the way, I wanted to address something, kid, I'm so sorry.

[B]

Please do get on that high horse girl I mentioned.

[A]

And like, everyone is like, by the way, Chad has been asking me to address a World cup or anything there as I'm the, the representation for world. The World cup. Whatever. I loved it. I love the whole World Cup. And as everyone knows, I was rooting for Messi and for Argentina. Why the are you guys messaging me messy lost in my DMs when she lost, I'm like, it's not me. Like, why? What is this different, like, weird vibe where now I'm too afraid to say that I'm rooting for Lakers because anyone else is going to message me every time Lakers lose, which is going to be a lot this season. Let's be honest. I'm not ready for that. Lakers are not messy. So just. Just to clear up, like, I did not play with Messi myself, so I, like, I could not move the needle in the World cup final. And another thing, they got into the finals. So that's it. That's enough for me personally. So I just wanted to address that real quick. And then I. That's why now I'm too afraid to talk about other teams I'm rooting for because people are so put together for like, oh, you're messy lost. Yeah, right. Messi sucks in my DMs. I'm like, yeah, put it in the chat. But like, why are you remembering about me when Messi lost?

[B]

Weird. I think it'll be different with the Lakers because it feels like Argentina became another outlet for people's anger about Israel. Right. They were like connecting that. Yeah, that was like a. Tina is where the Nazis went. Which, true. But then also that also they went to Brazil.

[A]

They went to the U.S. yes. Like they went to all different countries. But I wanted to say something. Well, while I'm here, everyone Please do. It was insane to follow the Messy hate campaign going around the whole like, Internet and it was following me on my algorithm. And then every time you click into the comments, it's like messy is a Zionist or like Messi is controlled by the Jews. Obviously we're on Instagram, so everyone is a Nazi or whatever. But I wanted to let people know that the photo that people are posting of him like by the Western Wall is from him doing a peace tour with the whole Barcelona team to both Israel and Palestine. And he met with both Prime Minister of Israel and the President of Palestine back then in 2013. And everyone was like praising Barcelona team for doing this work and like playing football with Palestinian children in Palestine and like bringing attention to this problem. And another thing, in 2018, Israel was supposed to play a friendly game in Jerusalem with Argentina and they canceled that game. They canceled the game because of the conflict as it was worded in 2018. And. And I know that I'm like sounding insane because I'm rooting for Messi and I know that I am a fan of Messi, but there's like nothing connecting him to being a Zionist besides him wearing a keep up for 30 seconds, which is insane. And then on the other part, Ronaldo was in Israel's advert ads that he was doing. He was like more involved with country of Israel, which is not saying that he's a Zionist at all, but he was like more involved with the country and no one brings it up. There's like a whole different weird vibe around all of this World cup stuff that I did not like and I was tired of it by the end. And I don't know why. Like I understand that people are saying that Argentina was or is a racist country, but so is every single other country in the World cup finals.

[B]

Exactly. Exactly. Like that's. It was just like. It was like the new. They were like the new scapegoat of that specific activity. It's like they found it, they, they latched onto it and then that was their activism of the, of the World cup was just hating Argentina, hating the fans dming you that he lost. As if that's gonna right help anything. It's just the same. It's all the, the camp ism, the team sports around just as just to

[C]

speak gen little bit from the like Latino side Mexicans and ar like Argentinas hate each other for way longer than this whole new Israel thing was like just right now. But like this is about long standing beef of like Argentina like being super up to like every other South American and Central American country and like basically saying, like, we. We relate more to our, like, European heritage than our Latino hair. Like, they don't even like, consider themselves Latino. So that's, that's been a long standing beef. And then, I don't know, I think like Netanyahu said like, he was rooting for Argentina and then everyone's like, oh, Argentina is a, you know, Zionist. Yeah, whatever. Yeah. Just morphing somehow.

[B]

Both on Nazi and a Zionist team. Yeah, it's just, it's. Yeah. No, I. The. The people of. Of Latin America have valid reasons. That was not the stuff that I'm talking about. I'm talking about the people that, that wrote in acting like they care at all about soccer just to, you know, call. Call Messiah a Jew lover essentially. Right. It's just stupid, stupid, stupid. Okay, back to the fun. Yes, back to the fun.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. Other hard launches. This one's drama. We've got some drama here. I didn't even know about this. I don't think anybody know. So Natasha Howard, who is another player. We talked about her at the top. I said that we'd be talking about her. I think she's gorgeous. She's definitely my type. This is her here in the middle. Just tall and studly. Thank you very much. Well, apparently, according to this account, she recently ended things with her wife and then came to the All Stars with someone who is definitely not her wife. So this all happened on the stud bud stream that she pops out with this. With this new woman. Quite the fit. Quite the fit. So they're just meeting her because this is not her wife. I don't think she's been seen in public without with another woman. And apparently there were rumors that she was cheating. I don't know if that's true. All Star starter looking like money.

[A]

I am.

[B]

Believe me, I am money. Oh, that was a bar. I'm still in that.

[A]

I am still in that.

[B]

Ah, where y' all going? Y' all out of here. So. Yeah, so that's. That's probably the biggest drama of the. Of the stuff so. Of the. Of the weekend so far is. Yeah. Howard popping out with a woman maybe that she cheated on her wife with. We just don't know.

[C]

Again, just a comment on this stream. Like you would never see the backstage of the NBA All Star weekend. And like most of the clips are coming from this like hanger in the back, like where all the real happens.

[B]

Like it's staging area.

[C]

Yeah. You just see all the cases for the lights and yes.

[B]

Yeah, it's great because that's where the stud buds are hanging out. Just grabbing everybody after the red carpet or the orange carpet, as it were. And so. Okay. And then we also have Melissa. So Melissa is Dijon's ex. Dijona and Jackie together now. They were sitting on the hotel bed. Melissa was seen. Well, she posted on Instagram. This is her Instagram post, this picture yesterday. And another person, another basketball player, Deja Kelly, posted this picture. Clearly. Clearly the same place now. So they're together somewhere. And the interesting thing is. Okay, so this is going to get complicated. Melissa and Dijonay were together. Jackie and Deja were apparently together. So Melissa and Jackie, it seems, have just swapped girlfriends.

[A]

Or the sore losers are now being petty and posting this. That's what I'm thinking.

[D]

That.

[B]

That could also be true.

[C]

Stir up some stuff.

[A]

Yeah, some. These photos are not postworthy. This is like an intentional post for sure. They were planning back to back, like, extremely petty, extremely sore loser vibe. I don't know. This is like Patty 101 in my opinion.

[B]

It also seems like they're both from the same angle, which is interesting. Right. So we have this one on Deja's and then Melissa shares this one just to show like the same food, but it's the same angle, which is weird.

[A]

It's. Oh, no, they're sitting like. They're sitting like next to each other, I think, and taking these photos.

[B]

Oh, next to each other.

[A]

Yeah, it's like a bit to the right, a bit to the left. But I want to say this is super planned. Even if they are together, they're not happy together. If you need to plan how to pose to. To talk about your access, you're not happy. I'm sorry.

[B]

Yeah. And all of this is happening as we're starting to get Jackie and Dijonay together on the, you know, on the. The pre. The pre game stream and all of that, so. And someone said that Melissa deleted this post as well.

[A]

So isn't she deleting, like, all of her posts?

[B]

She deletes a lot.

[A]

That's her thing. That's like her move. She's so unique and so not like other girls. She's. Yeah, she's super unique. She's like a secretive, hidden, mysterious woman.

[B]

Exactly. She doesn't care about any of this. She's totally cool.

[A]

Like, this is the type of people who planned this for like, three days. And then we're gonna come in and then you're gonna post and I'm gonna delete it. Like, 15 minutes later, it's gonna be totally unexpected. Everyone's gonna know.

[B]

No one's gonna know.

[C]

But, like, honestly, like, super dope engagement farming, like, process, like. Like make everyone have your. Your notifications on, because you never know when it's going to get deleted. So you have to come in as soon as it. As soon as it's posted and get a screenshot or it's. It'll be gone.

[A]

True.

[B]

And another. No, not in a. Not in a swinger situation. Guys. This isn't swingers. They were just in a relationship. They broke up and then they ended up supposedly with their. Their new partners. X, essentially. Also interesting, this is published on Melissa's, like, backup dump account that only has, like, six photos on it. So she's being shady. She's being a shady lady. I don't know if this is even in Chicago. I imagine it is, but we'll see. We'll see what happens this weekend. What other weird. She's posting Purple Toaster Said, as a straight married man, I've never been more invested in WNBA lesbian drama. Hell yeah. That's what All Star weekend's all about. That's what it's all about. Yeah, go ahead.

[A]

I think I just googled the photo, and I think that's in Dallas.

[B]

Oh, okay. Well, that's where. Is that where Melissa's playing now? I think she is. No, she went to the back to the Aces. Maybe. Shut up. Maybe Deja's in Dallas now.

[C]

It's been a minute.

[B]

That's interesting. Shut up, David. Yeah, okay, maybe. Maybe they're in Dallas. I mean, that is. That is Melissa's hometown

[C]

Swingers. More like Hoopers. Ayo, we're Hoopers.

[B]

We Hoopers. What were you gonna say, Dahlia?

[A]

Nothing.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Oh, yeah. By the Blush, guys, if anyone is gonna ask me, please buy the plush blush today from teddyglow.com. i'm just kidding. It's just keeping our KVC KVC vibe going on.

[B]

I can't wait. I can't wait to get mine. Okay, so that is. That's mostly what was going on last night. Obviously. There's tons more. If you go on Twitter, if you go on Tick Tock, there's tons and tons of accounts that are sharing all kinds of little bits. I'll be following it that way all weekend. So you can just go to my account and see what I'm retweeting on Twitter. So that's what was happening last night. Now let's see how some of these. Some of these kids looked this morning. Here's.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

On an IV trip.

[C]

Can you full screen this?

[B]

How do I do that with. It's stupid. Tick tock.

[C]

Oh, maybe this is as big as it goes.

[B]

Yeah, I think it is. Oh, maybe if I do that. Nope, that's as big as it goes.

[C]

Everyone squint.

[B]

Everyone squint.

[A]

It's.

[B]

It's Tisha and she's in bed. She's getting an IV drip from a very nice lady. And then we got.

[C]

So do they stream throughout the whole night as they're sleeping too, or.

[B]

I don't remember. I think they did last year.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I'm not sure if they did this year. And here's Paige rolling up to practice this morning again. Remember, she met Barack Obama shortly after this, but she is looking hung the fuck over. Just really just mosey and in with everybody else.

[A]

I forgot the aspect that they need to play.

[C]

Right. This is not just partying. There's actual competitions going on.

[A]

I was like, practice, practice for watch. And then was like, oh, my God,

[B]

there is a game. Angel was out late last night too, turning up. Marina was drunk in the club as well. I saw her. She was in the club. I didn't see Stewie in the club. So. People are hurting today. People are hurting today. And this is again, like five minutes before they were surprised by former president Barack Obama just smelling like crown apple. Oh, my God, I love him so much. And so, yeah, here's. Here's again them meeting Obama. Shortly after that, Paige is just like, I'm gonna vomit. But yeah, so that's. That's where we're at now. I'm sure I've already missed so much stuff just from being. Being on stream with you lovely people. Tune in to Twitch either watch Stud Buds. I think that's the name of their account is Stud Buzz with a Z on the end or follow the highlights.

[A]

Would you like to stream with Stud Buds together? Would that be on your bucket list?

[B]

That was so fun. I mean, I. I don't really go out.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But I. I would for them. I would with them for sure.

[D]

You would? Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I was just thinking we should put it on your bucket list of ideas. And then maybe, maybe next year you should stream with them like Harley goes to Shambhala.

[B]

And then you go to All Star Weekend.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, my God, I would have so much fun. I would have so much fun at All Star Weekend. That's a great idea, Galia. Let's get eight. Let's get Ethan to pay for a trip for Me to get to go there.

[C]

So I do want to ask, and I know this is a triggering person to bring up, but Caitlin Clark.

[B]

Yeah, Ask away.

[C]

So just notice she's not included in any of this stream streaming. And is that more from her end, not really being friends with everyone, or is it kind of like. Because I know there was like this. I've. I've seen this narrative online and I don't know how true it is that, like, Caitlyn came in and, like, basically everyone in the WNBA hates her because she's, like, taken over everything kind of. So I don't know how true that is.

[B]

No, that's not true. I don't think people hate her. There's actually a video, I'm trying to find it now, where they call her the president. They call her the president of the league. And whenever something goes wrong, they're like, call Caitlyn and let her, help her, get her to fix it, because they know she has so much pull. I think. I think Caitlyn isn't in these because she is locked down the way the dub, the way the NBA guys are, the mnba. I think she has a lot of people. I think she has a lot of handlers that don't want her to upgrade up the millions and millions of dollars she has in, like, sponsorships.

[C]

Sponsorships. Yeah. Like, she's very PR trained, probably.

[B]

Very, very much so, and has been since college when she made a lot of money there. So I think that's what it is.

[A]

When she was brought into the wnba, she was a star already, obviously. So she was already crowded by, like, all the PR filters and everything around her. So we would never, like, like, see anything lively from her.

[B]

No, she was always very buttoned up. And I don't. I think it. It makes me sad for her. I think that she misses out on a lot, obviously, a lot of the social stuff, like, she doesn't do unrivaled, which is not related to the W, but it's like another league that a lot of the girls do, and they're all in the same place in Miami for weeks at a time. Right. I feel like she misses out on all of that.

[E]

It.

[B]

But she doesn't have to do it because she makes so much money. A lot of these people do the extra stuff because they can't afford it.

[A]

Also say something really controversial for this specific podcast is that I personally don't hate Caitlin Clark. I. I see there's like a bunch of weird. Yeah. Thank you. I think she is definitely a star she is an amazing talent. She is like an ultimate superstar that brought attention to women's sports that people, I mean, not the, not the best crowd gotta cut into wnba.

[B]

Unfortunate, yeah, unfortunately.

[A]

But also like, I learned more about it because of Kaden Clark. I'm like more invested in WNBA because of her. And I think there is also like a lot of PR lock that also like that we don't get the other side of her where she doesn't clarify a lot of stuff. Because of that, they're just like on this path. Just like don't say anything, no matter what in any like, press conference or anything. So we only get like this speculation side of Caitlin Clark. But I would love her to go on the podcast like in the middle of the season and like talk more about what she actually thinks. Because I feel like that's the only part I'm missing. Like, I know the controversies, I know her great achievements, but I just like, girl, what do you think? Just give me like your actual thoughts because I see your actions and I like some of them. I cannot justify, like bringing that guy with her to on the tunnel walk. Morgan.

[B]

Oh, Morgan Wallen.

[A]

Morgan Wallen. I was like, I'm like, why are you doing that? But like in the same. I understand that she's young. I understand that we don't scrutinize that much men players in basketball, they can do whatever they want. They can praise Hitler and people still love them to this day. Like, I mean, it's all like, good. So I'm like, I want to hear more from you. Maybe besides all of the wnba, maybe you can bring more of that like, realness from Caitlin Clark side. So maybe you, oh, go to the, oh my God, what is called All Stars event next year and do an interview with Caitlin Clark. How about that?

[B]

I think it would. I would love that, but I think it would still be very polished, right? Like, she isn't. I don't think we'll ever have access to her the way we have access to these other players for the reasons we just talked about. And I will say the hate everyone saying everyone hates Caitlin Clark is completely overblown and comes from right wing media. Like, we don't hate Caitlin Clark. We don't. We don't hate her. We hate the people who are fabricating this idea that she is the victim of black women in the league, that she is somehow preyed upon, abused, harassed by players. Like, none of that is true. Caitlin herself has said none of that is true. But all I keep hearing is, why does Everyone hate her. Why does everyone hate her? We don't hate her. And also, we're tired of having to say we don't hate her.

[D]

Right.

[B]

And so I think that does create, like, a resentment of, like, I just don't want to talk about her because there is such a misunderstanding of what is actually happening in the league coming from people who don't even watch any games. Like, they say they're fans, but they can't name. Name anyone else on her team except probably Sophie Cunningham, and they certainly can't name people on any other. Any other teams. So, like, I. I just. That narrative is so annoying to me that, oh, everyone hates her. It's like, no, you guys are just making her this weird target that no one else is buying into that actually watches a sport, you know?

[A]

Yeah, I feel like it happens with, like, all the superstars around, like, any type of sport that we. We watch and, like, we follow the stars. But with women, it's so much harder because, like, everyone just gets to hate on anything she does. Like, if she walks awkwardly, if she looks awkwardly, if she dresses awkwardly. Like, both of the sides that hate and love her get to criticize, like, they hate women's sports, and all in love women's sports criticize her at the same time. And then the whole media caucus is just, like, you are the first famous woman that. That just, like, that broke all the records. You are setting up the standards for everyone. So there's, like, this whole platform that people brought her on, and she's just, like, standing there trying not to act, like, weirdly and just trying to do her career. And everyone is, like, super, super into, like, whatever she does and whatever she says, how she acts. So fine, do that.

[B]

And what. And what people are missing when they say, oh, everyone hates Caitlin Clark.

[A]

They're.

[B]

They're missing what the Clark fans have been doing, which is being, like, so gross and racist to all of the black athletes. Like, calling them men, calling them apes and monkeys and ghetto and, like, all these different things, like, constantly. It's like, all of that is allowed,

[C]

but finally, I want to watch because Caitlin's in the league now kind of a thing.

[B]

Yes. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. And so it's like. It's just someone said Caitlin Clark fatigue. And, like, I think that's exactly what it is. I'm just exhausted from people acting like she is the only player worth watching as well. Acting like she is the. The first and only person, the only woman that's ever been good at basketball that the rest of the league is trash and that she is the only one. And, you know, she needs her own league because all these other players are garbage. It's just, it's so gross. It's misogynistic and it's stupid and racist. And so I'm. I talking about her frustrates me because of all the narratives that I. That. That I am assaulted with from people who act like they give a. About women's sports when they don't.

[A]

I also.

[C]

It's making you not like a woman. And that's. That's hard.

[B]

I know it is hard. It's very hard.

[A]

It's not what I'm used to, not to bring another woman into that. But there is like a moment in one of Taylor Swift's documentaries where she says that women in pop music culture come and go and they're only there for like a few years. And you need to always reimagine yourself so people don't throw you away like a toy. And for women in music, it's specifically hard to like, brand themselves towards the audience because people are not interested for, for some reason in women for a long time in the music industry. They only want them for like these two or three years of their peak career and then they're like, I don't want to. I don't want to play with you anymore. Here's a new. Here's a new star. So I'm afraid that the same thing is going to happen to Caitlin Clark where for these like two to three years of her peak career, she is everything that everyone talks about. And then like, everyone is going to turn on her. Every single person is going to turn on her no matter what. Like every right wing or lunatic, everyone. They're just, it's just gonna be a whole hate campaign from everything happen side around and like, they're just gonna throw her away, find another target and praise them for next two years. And that's. This is just like what's happening in sports, in my opinion, especially like in sports, because it's also like such a timely period of time that you can only play there. But I feel like you only get this two or three years of, of peak fame and then people just forget about women in sports and music and whatever. And it's really hard to say this to stay with like this legacy behind you and like, prove yourself every single season. I'm still here. I'm still, like, we can still talk about me. I don't know. I've just thought about that.

[B]

No. Yeah. Or, or like, it's Even worse than forgetting about them like you were saying. It's like they destroy them, right? They. They criticize them into the ground. They drive them insane. Like people did with Britney Spears, right? So, y. Yeah, it's. It's tough out here for the ladies. I have a couple. I found a couple more videos. Here's the one of them being outraged and. And saying that they need to get the president, AKA Caitlin Caitlyn Clark, on. On the horn, which is great. Where's Kaylin Clark?

[A]

For real, man.

[B]

Call the president, brother. Ain't no way they charging me 1800. Call the President. Tell her to handle this, man. Call the president. Real, man. Call the president, bro. Ain't no way they charging me 1800. Call the President. Tell her to handle this, man. So, yeah, anytime. Anytime. Something, there's like some injustice. They say, call the president, and they mean Caitlin Clark.

[C]

By the way, Bailey donated. Said Caitlin missed the stream slash events last night because she was at an event for her foundation. She was on the stud Bud stream last year at All Star Weekend. I'm hoping she'll be on it tonight.

[B]

Yeah, me too. I. But I don't think we're gonna see her throwing ass. Do you know what I mean?

[C]

Like, probably not.

[A]

She's just.

[B]

She's just more polished and managed than these other athletes. That's all. That's all. It's not that she thinks she's better than them. It's just she has a lot. I think she has a lot more people in her ear because she is worth a lot more money than a lot of them are. Like, we just, like I was saying earlier, we just got millionaires this year, which is like the fact. The fact that LeBron can go to Philly for 8 million. Right. And that's like a.

[A]

A steel. That's like nothing for him story. Yeah. And we just like him playing for free. And that's like maximum amount of salaries, basically.

[B]

And right now the max for salary is $1 million. That's the max.

[C]

Crazy.

[B]

And it just started because of the collective bargaining agreement. So, yeah, it's just. It's. It's a different life. She lives a different life, and in some ways, I think it's sad for her. Here is Courtney this morning waking up T to tell her she met Obama because Courtney is playing and T is not. Oh, my God, look at her in bed.

[C]

She had an eye mask on. Didn't even know what was going on.

[B]

Obama chat. Wait, what else? I met Obama Chat. Oh, you can meet a mic. I met Obama Chat.

[A]

What else you doing?

[B]

We did, like, a little shooting game. We had media. Do we think she met Obama? Chat. I don't know how you even making it right now. You know what I told them folks? I ain't new to this. Yeah. I'm true to this. Let's watch them hump one more time. So, yeah, that's. That's what's happening on Twitch this weekend, everybody. So thank you for. Thank you for listening to my. The rants of a. Of a raving lesbian lunatic. And now I need to put my gloves on because it's time.

[D]

David.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Are you ready? Are you ready for your bridal shower?

[C]

Maybe.

[B]

As you guys know, David's getting married very soon, right?

[C]

Yeah, in less than a month.

[B]

Oh, my God. Are you feeling. How are you feeling? Are you stressed right now? Yeah.

[C]

I mean, mean, not in, like, a bad way. Just, you know, there's. Planning a wedding. There's a lot. A lot to do.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And what's crazy is you just, like, blink and like, a week goes by and you're like, oh, we have. We have so much to do. So, like, all the big stuff is booked. Everything like that is done. It's just, like, all the little things and all the vendors reaching out about finalizing, blah, blah, blah. And so it's just like, you know, only so much time a day and always like, a. A list on my phone of things to check off, and then I check one thing off, and I'm like, oh, yeah, two more things I got to add to that.

[B]

So classic.

[C]

But it's okay. We're doing. We're doing really good.

[D]

We're.

[C]

We're really excited. I mean, as you know, I love Jenny so much, so I'm very, very excited.

[B]

Love you. I love you, Jenny. I got to talk to Jenny via text today because she is helping with a piece of the. A piece of today's little activities that we have. So, Galia, this is your first ever bridal shower.

[A]

Can I just say, I looked at the dock this morning, and Kate wrote g's first shower. I was like, what the.

[E]

I'm like.

[A]

I'm like, this sounds a bit offensive. As a person from the third world country. I'm like, how did you know I did not have hot water for, like, two years in my childhood. Like, this sounds really offensive right now. Like, I don't know, but this is, in fact, my first shower.

[B]

Bridal shower. Yeah.

[D]

Bridal.

[C]

Bridal shower. Bridal shower.

[A]

I. I did want to say that I've never been to a Wedding, which. Thank you, David, for not inviting, inviting me and Ethan and no one on the team, of course. I hope your ulcer is not developing anymore. Don't worry about that. And then I'm also technically engaged, but like, we are common law partners in Canada, so. And we just decided that we're not gonna do a wedding anytime soon in our lives because we don't have enough people to invite in Canada to go to our wedding. And. Yeah. And then also it's like super expensive and just not. Not the vibe for us right now. So. Yeah, I. In fact, I have never been to a wedding. I've never been to a bridal shower. I almost don't know anything about, like, American weddings besides, like, what I see from influencers, which is definitely not the best representation. But I am super excited to look through, to walk through David's bridal shower today. At least I get to have this.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

This is really important to me.

[C]

If it helps you feel better, I've never been to a bridal shower before either. And so now, now I'm getting thrown one. So this will be fun.

[B]

Well, unfortunately, since we're not in person, we can't do like the little like finger sandwiches and the, the more like active activities. But we do have a couple of things that we're gonna do just to. Just to celebrate David and also quiz him on his, his bride status today and also find out how much he really loves Jenny. So I hope you're ready.

[C]

You'll see.

[B]

But first, but first, David, we need to get you into your bridal look. So I think you have. I think you have some teddy glow.

[C]

I do.

[B]

Blush, Blush on your desk. We have the new shades going.

[C]

What do I do?

[B]

Music.

[A]

The peachy moment for yourself. Bridal flush on your little check, check cheeks. And then also, like, think about Saikuno, what Saikuno would do in this moment. Like, how would Saikuno pull this like little, little blush look. And then just put like 1. Here and 1. Here. And then you can use your fingers to blend it out like this.

[C]

I can do that.

[B]

Yeah. It is really blendable with your finger. It's almost better than the brush, I feel.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. And then a little. Just bit a little.

[B]

Start with a little. And if you need more, you can put more on.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And while David.

[B]

That's so good.

[C]

I'm nervous.

[B]

I'm just like so nervous.

[A]

You should probably take your glasses off. No, no, this is. It's gonna be like right under the glasses, like right here.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

[B]

So you want to do it? Oh, my God. I'm realizing he has no idea what he's doing. Okay, find your cheekbones. Yeah.

[A]

Right here?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

On your cheekbone. Yeah. There you go.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Yeah, we can start. We can start with that.

[B]

And let's start with that. Yeah, yeah. Right on the cheekbone. Good.

[A]

Spread it like this. Yeah, Just, like, happen.

[B]

Tap it out. Like, brush it out towards your temples.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Up, up towards the temples. Up, up, up. There.

[C]

I'm, like, legally blind, so I can't even see what I'm doing right now. Right now.

[B]

You're doing great.

[A]

I'm so sorry, D. This is great.

[B]

No, it honestly looks so cute.

[A]

We can ask Dan to help you if you want to. It looks pretty.

[B]

It looks pretty cool.

[A]

Do, like.

[B]

Do, like, a little bit. Yeah, across your nose. Like, just a little on, like, the bridge of your nose for, like, a little sun. Oh, that's fine. I was going to say a little further down. Oh, like here.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Yep.

[B]

Good, good. And now what I do with the blush, too, is I do a little bit at, like, my. My hairline here just to make it look like a little tan. Like, add a little.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Just a little color here so it looks like you've been out in the sun.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

So you can. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Good, good.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And then blend it sort of towards.

[A]

Put it, like, here, like, right under your eye for like a more of a Olivia look. You know how Olivia does her iconic blush? So put like, one dot here and one dot here. And then bring the sunny blush and put it right under your blush, and it's gonna look gorgeous.

[B]

Oh, yeah, we'll contour. Yeah, but wait on that. Wait on sunny. Rub in the current stuff so it doesn't set where it is.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

While David does that, I want to say for the chat. That chat. Do you think David is Bridezilla coded? I think David.

[B]

Yeah. Is David Bridezilla coded? We have a quiz for that.

[A]

I think he is. Like, I can. I can see him. Like, I'm doing everything at this wedding. I'm, like, pulling everything together, and nobody's gonna work here. Like, I can see him becoming a Bridezilla for sure.

[B]

Put a bride and a dinosaur in chat if you think David is a Bridezilla. Yeah, this looks awesome.

[A]

Yes. And I don't want to be vulgar, but you can use more than two fingers, David.

[B]

Like, you can just, like.

[C]

Okay, I don't know.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like this. Like this. Tap it out. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, there we go. Okay. And Then for the. Do blend a little bit more up at the, up at your hairline because it's looking a little. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's basically just. It's sort of like makes it. Your face look a little smaller and more feminine as they say. And I have a giant face, so I'd like to. I like to do a little bit of that. Same. Okay. And then with, for the, for the. What's the second one called? Sunny. So go under where you. Oh, my God. Your face looks really good though.

[A]

Go under your cheekbone.

[B]

Like under your cheekbone right here.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then go up toward your ear when you blend it. When you blend.

[C]

That's fine.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, you're good, you're good, you're good. This is like a great team building activity trying to get him to play.

[C]

And then also the camera is like reverse. So like every time I do is backwards, girl.

[A]

I know, but you can now put your glasses on. You're not going to touch that part.

[B]

Blend up towards your ears. Up, up. Yeah, go.

[E]

David.

[B]

David. That looks so good. Honestly.

[A]

Honestly. Pretty good. I love it.

[B]

Dude, that looks sick.

[C]

Hell yeah.

[B]

I think he looks great. A little. It's still a little peachy up here. I might have maybe done the brown up there, but that's fine. That's fine. It's all good.

[C]

It's all right.

[B]

He just looks like he's been out in the sun. I love it. Give us one more close up.

[C]

Okay, hold on.

[B]

There we go. Beautiful. I love it. Who is she? Who is she? So, yeah, these are the two new colors. We've got Sunny and then what's the other one? Peachy.

[A]

Peachy moment.

[B]

Peachy moment. I love the peachy moment. I can't wait to put that one on. You can see how they blend nicely together. We love that. All right, let's find out first. Before we get into bridezilla territory, let's find out David's perfect wedding dress. I'm going to drop. I'm going to drop it in chat as well and I will share it with you guys.

[A]

So, David, are you one of. Have you seen Jenny's dress? Dress? Or are you not doing that until the wedding?

[C]

I have not seen Jenny's dress and I am not seeing it until the wedding.

[B]

Okay, good, good, good, good. All right, so I found a quiz where you can find out what is like the perfect wedding dress for you. I'm gonna put it in chat now. And Galia and David, you have it as well. And we're just gonna take this Little quiz if you want to put it

[A]

up on the screen.

[B]

David.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

We're gonna take the quiz. What?

[D]

What?

[B]

What?

[E]

What?

[B]

What?

[A]

I just realized that this is, like, someone's brand, and we just gonna do this whole quiz on their bridal brand, and they're gonna receive, like, 1,000 reviews in, like, one day of people taking the quiz. Which bridal dress am I?

[B]

What the. I don't know if you have to, like, do an email at the end, but we're just gonna do. Take the quiz and see what happens. All right, David, are you ready?

[C]

Some. I'm so ready.

[B]

All right. Do you want to just answer my questions as I read them?

[C]

Yes. I'm trying to pin it in chat.

[B]

Okay, cool. Oh, my God. Look at his blush. He looks so cute.

[A]

It's also like bringing orange out. Because. Because you wear orange.

[B]

Oh, the orange. Yeah. Bringing it out.

[A]

Orange. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, ready? First things. When is the big day?

[C]

It is August. Of this year.

[A]

This year.

[B]

Okay, perfect.

[C]

Short on timing.

[B]

Yeah. Like. Okay. What is your. The best way to describe your. Your bridal aesthetic? Nature inspired. Bold and sexy. Modern minimalist, Soft and feminine. Vintage vibes or intimate elopement?

[C]

Bold and sexy, please.

[B]

Oh, okay, David. Okay. What is your venue vibe? Timeless romance, city chic, Garden party, Coastal romance, Western charm, Black tie, Elegance or modern elopement?

[C]

What's the third one again?

[B]

Garden party.

[C]

Yeah, that's it.

[B]

A lot of florals. Okay, okay. Okay. You've crunched the numbers. What's your gown desired price range?

[A]

No budget. Ethan.

[B]

Yeah, we gotta go. No budget.

[E]

Right.

[B]

We want to see the best. Yeah. Perfect. Perfect. Okay. Which silhouettes speak to you? Can you see them?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

We have a ball gown. We have the flattering fit and flare. We have the lovely A line, which is very much like a ball gown. The mesmerizing mermaid or simply sheath.

[C]

I'll do the mermaid. Mesmerizing mermaid.

[A]

You're a mermaid guy.

[B]

You are a mesmerizing mermaid, David.

[C]

I'm just. I want to see what this turns out. So I'm.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Sexy mermaid. Okay, for your fabric preferences, more sparkle. Endless layers of lace. Clean and simple. A luxe material to set you apart, or lower impact materials to love? That sounds boring.

[C]

Endless layers of lace, please.

[B]

Okay. Have a certain neckline in mind, David. Let's find out. Do you want a sculpted scoop, a redefined high neck, a modern square neckline, a romantic sweetheart, or a plunging V neck?

[C]

Come on. Plunging V neck.

[B]

We out here plunging. We plunging.

[C]

Okay, you know what I'm doing At my wedding, dump them out. That's what I'm talking about.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. What accessories are a must for completing your look. An over skirt for a two in one look. A beautiful bridal jacket or cape. Ooh, a dramatic detachable train. I love that. An ethereal veil moment. Delicate detachable sleeves or no accessories. Just the perfect dress.

[C]

I think that the one you got excited about, the detachable.

[B]

The train.

[C]

The train.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I could have a drama. Super dramatic moment. Yeah.

[A]

We're not gonna do the veil, David. That's like your me.

[C]

All right, you know what?

[A]

You're right.

[C]

You're right. Yeah, that's. That's true.

[B]

The veil's veil. We'll veil. We'll veil it out.

[C]

Feels better. Yeah.

[B]

Okay, what does your timeline look like? 2 to 3 months? 4 to 6 months? 7 to 12 months? Over a year or no timeline set

[C]

less than all of this. But. But I guess we'll put two to three months.

[B]

Okay, cool.

[A]

Oh my God.

[B]

Panic. Okay, look away. I'm going to put my in so we can get your details. Great. My name is David.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

And my email is. Oh, wait, no thanks. Maybe later. Oh, you can do. No thanks. Maybe later. Well, that's exciting. Okay, I found it. We got. We got your results.

[C]

Oh, perfect.

[B]

I didn't. You don't have to put your email in.

[A]

Guys, people, please don't put your email. You're gonna put your email this brand so much.

[B]

Don't put your emails in. Look, David. Oh my God. Imagine Jenny's dress looks like this. That'd be so funny. So pretty.

[C]

Who knows?

[A]

Good, good shots.

[B]

David.

[D]

It.

[B]

Let's see.

[A]

Yeah, this one. I can only see.

[B]

This one's really pretty.

[C]

Yeah, very nice one.

[B]

Come on now.

[C]

I would feel.

[B]

I like that you feel bonita in this one. Love this.

[A]

It has like a little. Oh my God. This is perfect.

[B]

Gali is gonna want to get married now.

[A]

No, no, no thanks. Did you see the price under it? No.

[B]

How much is it? How much is it?

[A]

I don't want to know. But like, like.

[B]

Oh, there is no price. That's a bad sign. Bad sign.

[C]

When it says reach out for inquiries, that's a bad sign.

[B]

These are kind of similar. They look very similar. But yeah, this is. I think this one's really pretty. I think this is the winner.

[A]

Yeah. I would never thought that you would be a mermaid guy.

[B]

Me neither.

[A]

I thought you were like full ball gown guy.

[B]

I would definitely. If I were to do it again, I'd go ball once I see why?

[A]

Once I see it, I'm like, okay, you can rock it. I can see you in this for sure.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you have the hips for this, David?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Do I.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

My thighs are crazy thick.

[A]

Okay, that's perfect. That's perfect.

[B]

Well, show off that shape.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

We are set on the dress.

[C]

God gave me an asterisk. Season.

[B]

That's right. That's right. Before we go further, there's apparently a sign of life from Harley that I just saw in chat. Oh, you guys are dumb. I got all excited. It was going to be real. Here it is, guys. New Harley. Proof of life has dropped. Thank goodness they're okay.

[A]

Thank goodness Canadian healthcare is free and he can just.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

Be there for free and hang out there.

[B]

He's totally fine and he's totally alive. We love that for him.

[A]

That's his favorite shirt, by the way. He wears it to the office every single day.

[B]

Loves it. He loves it. Okay, we have another quiz for you, David, about whether or not you're a bridezilla. We're gonna find out.

[C]

Perfect.

[B]

Okay, everyone in chat, if you want to take this as well, here's the next quiz and I'll read them to you and you can let me know.

[C]

Let me pin it real quick.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, you're good. Real and true. Okay.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And good. Okay. Are you a bridezilla? Let's find out. David, I want you to answer truthfully.

[C]

Okay. Yeah.

[B]

Okay. Your wedding cake arrives in the wrong shade of white. How do you react? Laugh it off. It's just cake. Politely address the mistake with the baker. Cue the waterworks and demand a redo.

[C]

Me personally, I don't. I don't care. Laugh it off. It's a. It's just a cake.

[B]

Yeah, that's kind of like, what are you gonna do? It's like the day of. They can't remake it.

[C]

Also, like, the cake is, like, one of the least important things for Jenny and I. We didn't even choose. We didn't even choose a shade of white. Like, we found, like, there's a little bakery that we like to go to and with. They're making like a little purple personal cake for us. And then we're just getting, like, she cake from hell.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

For everyone else, so that's smart. We didn't even have an option for a shade of white because there you go. We don't care.

[B]

You don't give a. The weather forecast predicts rain on your wedding day. What's your plan? Embrace the unpredicted unpredictability Rain or shine. Prepare stylish umbrellas for cute photo ops. Or panic mode. We need a weather controlling dance. Oh, this is just. Just silly.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, I guess the middle one be like, oh, we'll just make it. Make it cool. Like something cool out of it.

[A]

But I guess the question is, how upset would you be if it would be like, storming on the we wedding day?

[B]

It was. It rained heavily on ours in the morning, and I was panicked. I was a little bit panicked, right? But we didn't have a ton of people, and we were at a place where we could be inside, it was going to be fine, but it turned around, like, in the middle of the day, thank goodness.

[C]

I'd probably be more panicked just because in California, it never rains, especially in the summer. So if it randomly rained in August, I'd be like, what the.

[B]

Yeah, that would be weird. That would be weird. Your bridesmaid suggests a hairstyle that doesn't match your vision. What's your response? Let each bridesmaid choose their style, share my preferences, but remain open, or dictate a detailed hairstyle guide for everyone.

[C]

Let them choose their own style.

[E]

Good.

[B]

Yeah. Like, who gives a. I feel like

[A]

so many friendships got ruined because of being a bridesmaid. And like, that talk before the wedding and all the prep there, that's too much pressure on your friendship. Just.

[B]

It's terrible. I've always said, like, I feel like the bridezilla thing is. Is it's like a byproduct of the way that women are socialized to, like, never be aggressive and angry outwardly. And it's like, they save it all up for the one time that they're, like, allowed to just be, like, terribly behaved and. Because, like, why is the first thing you want to do when you're about to get married is make your best friends look ugly and be, like, really controlling and horrible to them and spend all of their money. Like, why are these the things that you want to do so badly? It's just so weird. Weird. So weird. The florist brings a bouquet with a flower you dislike. How do you handle it?

[C]

Murder.

[D]

Murder? Yeah.

[B]

Where's murder on here? Embrace the surprise bloom. Kindly ask for a replacement or consider staging a floral intervention.

[A]

I mean, this is a deal breaker.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I mean, I paid for something, and you didn't bring the right thing. The shade of white on a cake is, like, okay, but, like, when I'm like, hey, I want these flowers, and you get the wrong ones, I'd ask for a Replacement. I don't know what a floral intervention means, but I.

[B]

That feels. Yeah, whatever that is. Seems dumb.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

The. The bridal bouquet is so expensive that you expect it to be perfect. So everyone is like, just be as perfect as possible. Your whole. Like, it's your. Your event and then you. It turns out I would probably just send my friends to get me the flower that I want and they would

[B]

just figure it out.

[C]

Right.

[A]

But I would. I would not be. I would not be pleasant about that to the florist, to be honest.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Like what. That. That feels. Yeah, that definitely feels more of like an error than the, the shade of white. And also, so let me tell you right now, if you put lilies in anything for me. Disgusted. I hate the smell of lilies. It just smells like death to me because they're always at funerals. And so if there were. If there were lilies in my bouquet. Yeah, you'd be redoing it. Like. Sorry.

[C]

Super allergic to specific flowers too.

[B]

Yeah, that's true. That's true. Your future mother in law wants to contribute a homemade dish to the reception. Your thoughts? Discuss menu preferences with her. Excitedly welcome the personal touch. Or in enforce a strict catering only policy.

[A]

David. David.

[C]

Well, my.

[A]

Oh, so you hate your mother in law.

[C]

I love her cooking. I would probably.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, just say she cooked it herself. She wanted to do something nice.

[C]

Of course I would excitedly welcome the personal touch. Of course.

[A]

Oh, you. This is like everyone has like diarrhea. Explosive diarrhea.

[B]

I would go strict catering.

[C]

But see, my. My option would be like, oh, the venues. You have to be a. Have to have a business license. You can't bring ring.

[E]

That would be my.

[C]

That would be my play.

[B]

Well, then that's this. That's this.

[A]

Catering only.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Okay. Bridezilla. Your partner suggests an unconventional wedding theme. What's your reaction? Intrigued. Let's make it unique. Discuss and compromise on elements or veto immediately. It's my way or the highway.

[C]

Let's make it unique.

[B]

Cute. How many people do you guys have at your wedding?

[C]

Not a lot.

[A]

Not us. Not us.

[B]

Yeah, not us.

[C]

Like 85 people.

[B]

That's a good size. I feel like that's around what mine ended up being.

[C]

Just to address why most.

[B]

David, you don't have to do this. David, I'm joking.

[A]

I'm not. Listen, guys. David, I. I'm gonna explain it for you, okay? David planned his wedding before he got hired here. So, like, everyone was invited before he started working here because he, he and Jenny are great planners and they planned this wedding really, really far ahead. It wasn't like a two months plan for them. So that's why none of us are invited. Therefore, we are all sore about it for no reason. And we get to joke about it. Yeah, that's why we get to joke.

[C]

To be fair. To be fair. Nate. Nate is invited because I've known him since 2016. We went to college together. So that's. I love that he's the person from the office that's invited.

[B]

Yes, that. That makes total sense. No one actually cares. Anyone who's actually gotten married totally understands. And also anybody with just like a normal common sense brain knows that not everyone can be invited to a wedding. And also, you guys, I've already planned it. No one cares.

[C]

Family members from both of our sides that aren't coming to our wedding.

[B]

So there.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Totally makes sense. Totally makes sense. You don't need to. You do not need to explain or apologize anytime it's brought up. Okay, the D. I have a funny story for this one. The DJ plays a song you dislike. How do you handle the situation? Keep dancing. It's just one song. Politely request a different track. Commandeer the DJ booth and curate the playlist.

[C]

Keep dancing. Why would you leave the dance floor? You're like, if. If I don't like this song, it's going to end in a minute and a half.

[B]

Yeah. Well, I will tell you this. My. My sister was not a bridezilla at all. But one thing she did not want at her wedding was Sweet Caroline played. She hates that song. It's so obnoxious here in New England. Yeah, exactly. Right? And she wanted her last so song of the night to be Always Be My Baby by Mariah Carey loves that song. She's loved it her whole life. Right. So they played Always Be My Baby and then they played Sweet Caroline because my mom's friends requested it. So my sister went up to the DJ and was like, play Always Be my baby again. So twice. I. I loved that for her. And I made my own playlist list. My DJ was a playlist that I made that just like bled into itself, you know, like how you can do that on Spotify. So I would have. I would have. I pre commandeered my DJ booth for my wedding because I know how to set a vibe. Okay. Your wedding planner suggests a more relaxed timeline. How do. How do you respond? Trust their experience, discuss concerns and find a compromise. Or draft a minute by minute schedule.

[C]

Just discuss concerns and find a compromise.

[B]

That's good. David. I think that's good. All right, your dream venue is booked on your preferred date. What's your next move? Flexibility is key. Consider alternate dates. Why would you do that? Oh, booked. Oh, you didn't book it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Someone else has booked your venue on your preferred date.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Flexibility is key. Consider alternate dates. Look for other dream venues. Declare a wedding venue emergency.

[C]

Yeah, so this was a thing that actually we kind of went through where we wanted to get married on our anniversary, but it wasn't available this year, so we'd have to wait a whole nother year. And we didn't really want to do that. And so we cared about the venue more than that day specifically. So we still booked the venue and we're basically like, we're probably just usually going to celebrate our anniversary as our normal anniversary, not our wedding.

[B]

Oh, nice.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

So flexibility is key. Consider alternate dates. Nice. Yeah. So where is it going to be that we should totally show up to it? Just kidding.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Should I tell everyone right now?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell them the daytime where you'll be and you'll get stream sniped by the audience.

[A]

Pin it in the chat. So everyone.

[B]

Yeah, perfect. Okay. The photographer captures an unflattering candid moment. Moment. How do you react? Laugh and appreciate the candid memories. Request request retouching for the final album. Photoshop stat. No one can see this.

[C]

Laugh and appreciate the candid memories. Like those are like the photos that you can tell stories about.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And also it's a photo. You take it out of the album. Like, what are you. Like what?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. But then I was like more concerned. Okay, so what if, if here's the scenario. What if your photographer sends you the photos and they're just like, God awful. Like they did not turn the way they would. Supposed to. They were supposed to. And then also, like, I feel like it happens on TikTok every, every single year during the bridal season where Bright posts expectations versus reality. And what the photographer actually got implanted that. What did they shoot? And one of those. When I was thinking about it. Can you pull up the Mr. Beast wedding photo that he posted on Instagram?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

What was that?

[A]

I'm thinking about it. When I, when I saw this, I was like, what would you do if you like, if you see your photo from your wedding and the best photo

[B]

is that from the whole.

[A]

Is that one. Like, what would you do?

[B]

He put it just. Oh, yeah. It's like so blown out.

[A]

Huh.

[B]

This is just strange.

[C]

Oh my God.

[A]

It's like a blown out white sky. It's like, it's like floor.

[C]

Yeah, it looks like it was taken on a green screen. Like they are. They're lit differently than the rest of it.

[B]

I. Yeah, it's very. Yeah, it looks like they were pasted in.

[A]

And then if you go through the carousel, there's like another one that he posted. Oh, no, no, no.

[B]

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[A]

This one.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

There's like another photo.

[B]

Girl, his eyes are closed.

[C]

I know his like.

[B]

That's a nice one.

[C]

That's a good one.

[A]

I mean, I'm not sure. Like I was like stunned by this. Like, I might be too critical or I might be like. But man, you have all the money in the world and you got this photographer and he's like, like so obsessed

[B]

with content and so like this guy looks like he's like backing up into the light. Like this is.

[A]

It's like Jesus is coming for them.

[B]

Yeah, they should have done something about that.

[C]

It's also just a bad place for lighting in general to take photos cuz like everyone is covered and then they're outside. So one is either going to be underexposed or overexposed. Like you can't expose for both at the same time time.

[A]

Like, what do you do when you see the. When you get your album and it's like all of these photos and you need to choose which to post and it's just all this.

[C]

And to be honest, like, strange. It looks like he's like a Madame Tussauds, like wax. Like he's. He has the exact same facial expression in every single photo and it's just eyes open or eyes closed and that's it.

[B]

Yeah, he has one smile.

[C]

Like those are. He's. That's not. That's not a real person. Yeah.

[B]

I wonder if they. They must have photoshopped.

[C]

These are dead eyes right there.

[B]

Yeah. Like, what is going on?

[A]

I saw a comment once that you can never tell when Mr. Beast is smiling with his eyes. If you cover his like face, you would never be able to tell when he's happy or sad. And then like, so that's definitely what I see here. It's just like dead eyes into oblivion. But I'm like, dude, you're so focused on content and you're such a perfectionist about your YouTube. And then for your wedding day, I don't know, maybe he was thinking how he can do it better next time or so something like, I don't know. I don't know.

[B]

Who knows? Well, this is. Is this a. I'm Trying to see.

[A]

Is this.

[B]

No, it's not really a. A mermaid dress. It's like a fit and flare. It's cute.

[E]

Cute.

[B]

That's cute. Dress. So anyway. All right, let's find out.

[C]

Let me just find my bridezilla.

[B]

Yeah, let's find out. Oh, David, you're a no drama llama.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Congratulations. You're officially a no drama llama, which is great. Your wedding planning style is a beacon of tranquility in a sea of tool and flowers. While others may succumb to drama, you gracefully navigate the wedding waters with a calm demeanor. No bright zilliantics here, just pure drama. Free wedding bliss.

[A]

Yay.

[B]

David's not going to ruin his wedding. No, we love that. We love that. All right, you can go big now. Wonderful. Thank you. Thank you. The last little activity we have is I spoke with your fiance, Jenny, and I did. I did get some questions. I asked her some questions. And your job, your job is to tell me what Jenny's answer would be to these questions. Do you feel prepared for this?

[C]

Extremely.

[B]

It's like a little mini newlywed. Did you peek?

[A]

Huh?

[B]

Did you peek at the questions?

[C]

No. No.

[B]

On Jenny's phone. Okay, good. I wrote no peeking, David.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Did you peak?

[B]

I was like, did you peek like

[C]

in high school or what?

[A]

Yeah, like in your life.

[B]

Did you peak in high school?

[C]

This is the best it'll ever be right here.

[B]

No. Okay, so you have your whiteboard. Beautiful. All right, question number one for David.

[C]

Is this the right vibe for the music?

[B]

It's perfect. It's romantic. I love it.

[A]

Cool.

[B]

Okay. What is Jenny's coffee order? Okay, he's getting into it.

[A]

What's your escape? What's your coffee order?

[B]

My. My coffee order right now is a decaf ice latte made with sweet cream.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Delicious. Or I'll just do like a. Like an iced. I like iced decaf coffees with like a little vanilla in it.

[A]

That's nice. Yeah.

[B]

What about you?

[A]

Flat white. Just a flat white.

[B]

Flat white. You're. You're such a flat white girl. Just no nonsense. I love it.

[A]

And then flat white with oat milk because I'm lactose intolerant.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

All right.

[C]

So, all right. She's usually. Usually when she goes to a coffee shop, she's not. Not ordering coffee. So her normal order is an ice chai with foam. Or if she is getting a coffee.

[B]

Hang on, hang on, hang on. Time out. Harley's calling me. Harley's calling.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Okay. Harley. Oh, my God. We have a Phone.

[A]

We have.

[B]

We have video.

[A]

Wait, put it on do not disturb so you don't get any. Anything.

[B]

Okay, hang on. Hang on, Harley. Hang on, Harley. Do not disturb. Okay, okay, okay, okay. How do I make myself? Small?

[D]

Can you hear me?

[B]

Yeah, I can hear you.

[A]

How's it going?

[D]

It's going well. We're having so much fun. Maybe he's the man. Dude, he's. He's liquid. He's liquid. He could walk. He could roll with the punches. He could do it.

[B]

He's doing well.

[D]

Great time. Yeah. Yeah. I can tell you some stuff that. That AB hasn't done. Yeah, AB hasn't done any k. Good. He hasn't done any good.

[C]

I mean, good.

[D]

He's not embracing the spirit.

[B]

He's not embracing the spirit.

[D]

No, I'm joking. That's. That's not the spirit. How sick is my teddy? Fresh hat. I literally. I got this hat. I was like, this is. This is the only place where I could pull it off.

[B]

It looks so good at Shambhala. It looks sad.

[D]

Hey, what's up with that bow? That would kill a Chambala, by the way.

[B]

Dude, we're doing. We're doing a little baby bridal shower for David

[D]

and I wasn't invited to David's baby bridal shower.

[B]

Well, it's girls day, so. No, you can throw them a bachelor party. You can throw them a bachelor party.

[D]

Yo, look who I found. Look who I found.

[A]

Who is it? Is that.

[B]

Oh my God.

[D]

I'm not sure.

[B]

AB, Are you dead?

[D]

Yeah. Yo, it's a baby. Yo, I can't believe they be the Shambhala.

[B]

AB Shambhala. Oh my God. It's only day one. Look at him.

[D]

You guys. You guys want. You guys want to see AB consume the really bad thing he's been consuming non stop this whole trip?

[B]

Yes, the craze.

[D]

The craziest substance.

[A]

What is it?

[D]

Engineered by scientists. This guy's been demolishing it.

[B]

What? Oh, monster. White monsters.

[D]

I've been telling him, I'm like, dude, out of everything here, that's the first thing that'll give people a stroke. Shambhala is this. Anyways, guys, let's leave them.

[B]

Oh my God.

[C]

Found footage.

[E]

Film.

[D]

No, he's been really good though. He's really good because at 1am or like 12:30 it was like, yeah, I'm gonna go to bed because tomorrow, you know, we got big day and I want to like scout vacations and stuff. And I was like, bro, Ethan's not here. We're not scouting anything.

[B]

Scouting some drugs. Right up my butt.

[D]

Hell, yeah. And he was like, oh, you know, I'll call it now we have another buddy with us that. The guy with the tattoos on his face. I learned. And he's like, oh, no, Ab's being smart. Go to bed. Conserve your energy.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And I'm like, no, there's. We. We could. At 1am we can crank that. Is doing a set at 1am I go see Crank that.

[B]

Does he crank that? Whatever the that is. Yeah, crank.

[D]

Crank that. That.

[B]

Crank that.

[D]

If you can't go to sleep, we gotta go see crank that. Ab didn't go to crank, dad.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

One time, at one time, they bit sick. And Abs, he's actually been big on me not spoiling stuff to you guys.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

He's all secretive, but, like, no, I'll tell you some good stuff. We were at the stage. Can everyone hear me properly?

[B]

Yeah, we're good?

[C]

Yeah, we're good. We're good.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Try to take the hat off. I look nuts.

[B]

No, you look great. No, I like the hat.

[D]

Okay. Okay. Well, so Ab, he was with me at one point and a big crowd came and it was like, music started playing. And I turned around, he was gone. And I didn't know where he was. And I was like, okay, I can't go look for him. That'd be mistake. I'm gonna stay right here. Ab's a smart person. He'll probably come right back to this spot. So I stood there for like 45 minutes and I was, okay, I'm gonna go look for him. I can't. Like, it's like, if, like, Ab. If Ab dies, like, it'd be a bummer because I might get fired for it.

[B]

Huge bummer.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. Big bummer if I lost my job. So I. I was standing there in an anticipation. I don't know. And I turn around and.

[E]

And.

[D]

And he had come back at some point, but he was like, upgraded.

[C]

I don't know, back.

[D]

He. He put like. He got like, a mask with, like, glowing lights on it.

[B]

He was upgraded.

[D]

Scarf. He had like. He had like this, like this Tron ass bulletproof vest with, like, lights on it. And I was like, whoa. AB is at Shambhala. I was like, dollars Abdullahs at Shambhala,

[B]

he has a ride. I can't believe I brought up don't let the Shambhala. You did. And he's loving it. Oh, I love that.

[D]

Is he?

[B]

Can I give you. Can I give you news? Can I give you. Can I give you news?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Can I give you a piece of news?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Dijonay and Jackie confirmed together All Star Weekend. Huge, right?

[D]

That's huge.

[B]

Yeah, that's huge.

[D]

I'm sure a lot of people are going to want to know that and I'm going to let them know.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

That's a couple. That's a couple we've been rooting for.

[B]

It is. It is the one we're like, are they maybe.

[D]

And they were all one of two or three.

[B]

Yep. They're all over each other at All Star Weekend. There's tons of footage. So things are. Things are good.

[D]

Okay, well, run, right. If you get to them, come across some good articles, send them over. I would love to catch jumping on my next.

[B]

Well, just watch today's stream because I did a whole thing about it, obviously.

[D]

Obviously, I was gonna do that anyway. See if you guys were talking about me.

[B]

We have not talked. We haven't talked, Right.

[D]

That sounds like a lie.

[B]

So we forgot about you. What?

[D]

Let me. Let me test this out. If this works, Harley, I want to

[B]

know what you're on right now.

[A]

Now he's on 1.5.

[D]

Absolutely nothing. We woke up, I smoked, and that was it.

[B]

Yeah. Galia says you're on like 1.5 and I agree.

[C]

Oh, quartering stream. Quartering stream.

[A]

I do what I'm doing.

[D]

This is my glasses. Ab.

[B]

Oh, cool. Oh, my God. Ab looks like he's on Arrakis. Ab's on Arrakis right now.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

I can't really hear.

[E]

Ab.

[D]

We have. No, we have, have. So he's talking about. So you know that guy Tyler? Yeah, yeah, sure. He's actually dead ass over, but he does have syringes for his medication.

[B]

Sure, yeah. What?

[D]

She says that you look like a little man on Arrakis.

[B]

I did not see a little man.

[D]

She didn't say little man, but I could tell that she feels that way from. From how she said your name. The video does look small. Is this crazy? This is hooked up to the glasses. Is that awesome?

[B]

That is very cool.

[D]

Yeah, do that.

[B]

Oh, my God. Harley. Harley, Harley. You look like you were up all night in the fractal forest.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[D]

No, it's locked. Frack. They only get tutorial stage on Thursdays. Tonight it opens up on the. Yeah, you don't get full.

[B]

Okay. Okay. I'm starting to lose you.

[D]

All right.

[B]

We're starting to lose you, buddy. We love you. We love you. It's going dead. Bye, Harley Morenstein. Everyone is alive. Proof of life. We got real proof of life. Holy than ever. Zoo suit riot.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What is that? Man on we love it. We love it. Ab Looks like he also had a time, doesn't he? So they're having a blast and I cannot wait for all the. That they're gonna bring back with them. Thank you, Harley, for calling in. All right, let's get back to the questions. All right, so the question was, what is Jenny's coffee order? And you were telling us a little bit more about it.

[D]

It.

[C]

Yeah, so normally.

[B]

Hang on. Sorry. Hang on. Harley's worried it's bad content. No, no, service was bad.

[C]

We were like, this is bad. We're just going to hang up on you.

[B]

I'm just saying. Great content. Love you. Okay, all right, so tell me, tell me about this.

[C]

Yeah. So normally she doesn't her, like, go to order is not coffee, actually.

[B]

What is it?

[C]

She usually gets a ice chai with foam. Or if she does do coffee, she normally gets like an ein spanner. If a place has ein spanners, she'll go for. Go for an ein spanner.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

An ein spanner.

[C]

It's like a. I believe it's a Korean coffee. So it's. It's like a. There's coffee on the bottom and then there's like foam or like whipped cream on the top, essentially.

[B]

Okay, for a bonus point, I'm not gonna tell you if you're right or not yet. Bonus point. She put this in. What is her favorite coffee shop currently?

[C]

Oh, Picnic in la.

[B]

Okay. Okay. Does she get something specific there?

[C]

She gets a nine spanner there.

[B]

It's.

[C]

It's called. It's called something different there.

[B]

Okay, okay.

[C]

But it is an eins. Painter. It's. It's called like a sunrise or something. I know it.

[B]

Cheat.

[C]

Okay, fine.

[B]

Cheating. All right, so hold up.

[C]

It's an ein spanner, but it's called something different there. Okay.

[B]

So she said, I love anything chai or Einspanners. A bonus is that my current favorite coffee shop is Picnic. I always get a Vienna there.

[C]

Oh, Vienna. That's what it's called?

[B]

Yeah. Is that an einspanner?

[C]

It's an einspanner. They just call it a Vienna there, but it's. It's.

[A]

It's another name. I just googled it. Okay, cool.

[B]

Interesting. All right, question number two. Are you ready? Yeah.

[C]

I don't have to write this down, I guess.

[B]

Yeah, you don't have to, but I like it.

[C]

It's hard.

[B]

It's.

[C]

It doesn't. It doesn't erase well, so we'll just say it.

[B]

Oh, okay. We'll just say it. Okay. Who is Jenny's best friend?

[C]

I just say their name.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Marina.

[B]

Marina. Correct. And it's also her maid of honor.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

So that's two. Two points for David.

[C]

Two for two.

[B]

All right, here's a. Here's a messy one. Here's a messy one. What is the dumbest, dumbest fight you two have ever had?

[C]

I don't know. We don't, like. I feel like we don't have a lot of dumb fights. I mean, we don't really fight a lot in general, but, like, the dumbest one might be, like, about, like, where we went to dinner or something and, like, not deciding where we wanted to go to something like that. Where it was like, I, I don't know. Yeah, that's all I can think of because we.

[B]

Yeah, she. Yeah, she said, I'm sorry to be a bummer. I can't remember anything. You guys don't.

[C]

We don't really have dumb fights.

[B]

Yeah, that's cute. I think I'll give you the point for that. That's three points for David.

[C]

Three for three.

[B]

Oh, I didn't realize I was a teddy fresher. I love their T shirts. Yeah, they're so soft. Lizzy loves them. Okay, what is the best. What would, what would Jenny say is the best thing that you cook? What does she love that?

[C]

You have to bring the music back.

[B]

Oh, okay. Okay, I'll let you do that.

[C]

And we're back. The best thing that I cook.

[B]

Like, what does she love that you cook?

[C]

The first thing that I, I, I feel like I kind of wooed her over with cooking. The first thing I cooked her was a, Like a steak with mashed potatoes and asparagus and. But I don't think that's her favorite thing. It's probably. I cook her, like, a aglio olio with shrimp. I think that's what she probably likes.

[B]

That's literally what she said.

[C]

Okay, cool.

[B]

Yeah, she said love any type of pasta he makes. There's one Alio Aiolio. Sorry if I missed that. Mess that up. But it's a pasta with shrimp, and it's so good.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Yay, David. This is so cute.

[A]

Wow.

[E]

Nice.

[A]

Do you cook more in their relationship, David?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

You're the chef.

[C]

Yeah, I do everything. I do. I, Yeah, I do everything.

[B]

I do everything at home, at work, everywhere. Yeah. Okay. What is she asked? I asked her what her favorite trip was that you guys took. What do you think?

[C]

She said it was probably the trip where we got engaged, which was. We went to Paris. That was like the best week ever. That was our favorite trip.

[B]

Literally exactly what she said. Probably our trip to France. Smiley face. It was where we got engaged and it was our first international trip together. It was so much fun.

[A]

This. This sounds rehearsed. I'm so sorry. This sounds rehearsed.

[B]

Word for word.

[C]

I swear to God it's not.

[B]

I. Oh, my God, David, you're so cute. Okay.

[C]

Just saying. I'm marrying my best friend. Friend. What can I say?

[B]

That's right. Okay.

[A]

And she is not marrying her best friend because her best friend is her best friend.

[B]

That's true.

[C]

That's true. She's marrying her very good friend.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

She's marrying her close second.

[C]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

Okay. What is something that drives her crazy about you? Like, what is. What is she annoyed about with you?

[C]

With me? I will say I'm not the tidiest person. So sometimes things are left. I forget to put things away. And that I feel like bothers her the most sometimes.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yep. That's what it is.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

He leaves his clothes on the floor sometimes. Or will leave things he's used without cleaning slash putting them away. I'm the same on that one.

[C]

I struggle with that a little bit.

[B]

No, same. Okay, two more. All right, here's one. What do you think Jenny loves most about you?

[C]

About me? So many to choose from.

[B]

Yeah, of course.

[C]

Yeah, probably. Probably My sense of humor, I would say. I feel like that was like what we. What I bonded over with. Yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

She said how selfless he is. Oh, he's really just a genuinely nice guy who's willing to lend a helping hand to people he cares about. He's such a sweet guy.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Oh, Jenny, thank you. That's really sweet.

[C]

I got one wrong.

[B]

All right. And last one. That's not a bad one to get wrong.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

But she loves how perfect I am.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. She looks so amazing. I am. Okay. What is Jenny looking forward to most about being married?

[C]

There's a lot, like. I know there's a lot of traveling we want to do.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

I think the. The, like the first thing though is like us getting a pet together. I think getting a dog.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

I may be wrong. I may be wrong, but I. Yeah.

[B]

She said honestly, just living our everyday lives together. Just like coming home home, having dinner, playing video games and doing life together. She said.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

How sweet is that?

[C]

That's what I'm looking forward to too. Yay.

[A]

Also, new tax forms to fill in.

[B]

Well, thank You, Jenny. Thank you, Jenny, for participating.

[C]

Thank you.

[B]

I think, I think you did a really good job. David obviously loves you very much and you guys are going to be disgustingly happy together. It's going to be wonderful.

[C]

Disgustingly happy.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Liz and I are always like, we're so corny and gay. Like when you find the right one, it's just so corny.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

We're just always like, I love you. I love you too. Do you love me? I love you too. Wow, that's so great. We're so awesome. So dumb. So dumb. But we love it. Well, that's. Yeah, that's. That's the bridal activities we have planned. Shout out to our. Our bride of honor here. Our bride to be. David, you look beautiful in that, that Teddy Glow blush. Let's see that link one more time.

[A]

Honestly, looks great. I'm like impressed. I like.

[B]

There it is. There it is.

[A]

You know, that's all the look Max looks Maxers. They're basically just doing makeup now, but they're calling it like looks maxing with face feature inducing products which is just makeup.

[E]

It's.

[B]

Yeah, it's just contouring.

[A]

Yeah, it's just contouring. Yeah. But I think for sure, yeah, I think this looks great on you, David. You should wear it every day.

[B]

It looks beautiful. And thank you also, guys, just a

[A]

reminder, just a quick reminder. If you don't purchase Teddy Glow Blush today, Jenny will leave David. I repeat, Jenny will leave David if we don't do this right now.

[B]

We forgot 100.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, read that, Read it, read it.

[B]

Jenny will leave him. She actually, she just confirmed that via text. She will leave him.

[C]

It's true.

[B]

If everyone in chat doesn't buy Teddy Glow.

[A]

Okay. Also shout out to Eleanor for just purchasing the sunny shade from Punchbox. Thank you so much. I am watching all of you guys on my order on Shopify list right here.

[D]

Yay.

[A]

I'm watching all of you. Thank you guys.

[B]

We love that. Thank you, Eleanor, for buying Teddy Glow. Okay, David, do you want to talk to us about Jidon for a little bit? We could probably do like a half hour of this. What do you think?

[C]

Sure. Harsh, harsh transition. But yeah, we can do it.

[B]

Yeah. Let's talk about Jid and Jidion. Jidion is how it's pronounced.

[C]

Jidion. Yeah.

[B]

Getting arrested. All right, let's do it.

[C]

Yeah. So this happened over break, actually Jidion, if anyone doesn't remember. Oh, nope, wrong one.

[E]

W Dan.

[C]

There you go. There's Jidon. He was a very popular Streamer, I mean, still is a popular streamer. Kind of a controversial streamer. Like much of a nuisance around. Around. He did a lot of IRL streams. He like went to the most racist country or racist city in the country and like. Oh, right, yeah, that, that was him. And yeah, so he was streaming with this guy named Skeeter Gene, which I don't remember Skeeter Gene. There's a, there's a link to a very famous clip that we all know of him and him and Skeeter together doing here, if you want to pull that up.

[B]

This is like pedal hunting, right? That's what they were doing.

[C]

They were doing, yeah. So this is what they've transitioned into. Skeeter Gene and Gideon is now into pedo hunting streams.

[B]

Okay,

[C]

The is Gideon wearing.

[B]

So this is them catching this guy, right? Is that what it is?

[C]

Yeah, they're catching edp, who's here for a couple. He was there to. He was there to meet a underage girl. And EDP's another YouTuber, I believe.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

All right.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So e. All right, so EDP and Skeeter Gene are both in this.

[C]

Yes. And so Skeeter Gene.

[B]

So Skeeter Gene is this guy.

[C]

Skeeter Gene is that guy. Yes. And so Skeeter Gene is also a. A like a pedo hunting streamer. Bless you, G. Thank you.

[E]

What happened?

[C]

She muted herself to sneeze, but we

[A]

still saw it so hard.

[C]

But yeah, so he is a self proclaimed like Chris Hansen impersonator basically. But he does a lot of pedo hunting streams and he recently went on onto this other avenue of bothering his uncle who's like squatting at his grandma's house, which is this guy Joe. And before we apparently, according to him, he's a. This guy Joe is not a good person. He's, you know, taking advantage of being able to squat at his as his mom's house and is like abusive to his mom and like stole money from his family and stuff. And so he's basically now trying to, trying to make content out of it and bother him until he gets. Until he leaves.

[E]

So he.

[C]

Here's a little introduction to that.

[B]

Okay, I have to Play.

[C]

It is 59 year old Joe from Woodhaven, Michigan. He's my uncle.

[B]

So this is Skeeter.

[C]

Now Joe isn't the typical kind of predator that we usually catch on this channel.

[E]

Joe is a predator of the elderly.

[C]

For the past decade or so. So he's been financially exploiting and abusing my grandmother, who is also this Looks like AI.

[A]

Like, I don't want to be Harley here, but this shot looks like AI.

[B]

It is a little.

[C]

It is a little. Yeah.

[B]

It's, like, focused on this and not his face.

[A]

Right.

[C]

The camera work is not great on his hands.

[A]

It's focused.

[C]

It's his hand and, like, the back of his computer. So he's.

[B]

That's what's making it look weird.

[E]

And before that, he was doing the

[C]

same thing thing to his grandmother, which is my great grandmother.

[B]

Jesus.

[C]

He would put on episodes of temper tantrums.

[B]

Does look weird.

[C]

Throwing things, yelling, cussing, you name it. If he was not given the money from them that he demanded.

[B]

All right, so he's been messing with his. Well, confronting his uncle over.

[C]

Yeah. Just making a bunch of videos, like, basically showing up at the house and bothering him, trying to get him to leave, which he is not. And so his. His new plan was he legally had Gideon sign a lease to live in his grandma's house.

[B]

Okay. That's how Giddy.

[C]

And he started. Like, this happened June 22nd. He basically started streaming in the house. But before the stream, he basically. Jidion found Joe, who wasn't at the house at the time. He was at, like, a McDonald's and was like, hey, I'm your new roommate. I'm moving in in. And then Joe then comes back to the house. And that two C is when he, like, first basically confronts Jidion for being in the house, essentially. And this is the first thing that he actually recorded of an interaction with him and Joe. This happened the same day as the stream where he got arrested.

[B]

And that's this re upload that you put up.

[C]

Yeah. So all of these streams got taken down, so I. I had to re upload clips of all of them.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

So this is the first interaction that he had with Joe.

[B]

This is the first when it was at MC. But did he have the first interaction at McDonald's or in the house?

[C]

He didn't. He didn't. He didn't stream that. And he didn't stream his first interaction at the house. He only filmed it and then showed it later on stream, essentially.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Just to be like, oh, look how crazy this guy is. Basically.

[B]

Oh, Lord.

[E]

Okay, I'm gonna show you guys what all Joe did.

[B]

He's lucky he didn't get killed before the cops came.

[E]

We're gonna do a replay. So we weren't live for this part. So we pulled up on him earlier at. He was at McDonald's. So we pulled up on him at McDonald's, like, just to tell him that we're moving in. And, like, that boy was dumbfounded. Like, he did not believe us.

[B]

See, I hate. I don't like this kind of stuff.

[E]

And then he just comes home and, like, he caught us so off guard. We were like, oh, like. Like he caught us so off guard. Chat. It was actually like.

[C]

You can skip forward a little bit.

[B]

Okay. Oh, okay. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, he's lucky he didn't get killed by this guy.

[C]

Right.

[B]

What is coming out of his mouth?

[A]

Oh, my God. Oh, God. What is coming out of his mouth?

[B]

Like, he doesn't know who this guy is, and he's clearly mentally ill,

[A]

but they just talked in McDonald's together, and he told him that he's gonna move in with him.

[C]

Yeah, because he. Skeeter basically had Jidion sign a lease to actually legally live in the house, whereas the other. Sorry, this guy has been squatting there and kind of like what Skeeter says, like, taking advantage of squatter laws in. In Michigan. This all happens in Michigan, by the way. Shout out Michigan.

[B]

Yeah, shout out Michigan. Michigan mentioned.

[C]

So, yeah. So that's. Joe then leaves the house. And neighbors heard this altercation. Apparently he yells a lot, so they called the cops.

[B]

Who's this guy?

[C]

That's, like, Gideon's, like, security guard or something.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

This is, like, putting people in danger.

[C]

Yeah, definitely provoking people.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[A]

He's just.

[B]

This man is not well. This man is, like, not well, or

[A]

he's acting not well because he is squatting this apartment right now, and he needs to scare them away with, like, being as crazy as possible.

[B]

Yeah, well, either way, it feels like he's going to hurt somebody. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. So then this is not the way

[B]

to handle something like this.

[C]

Anyway, Gideon's stream officially starts because this was a clip later in the stream, but it's the. The pretext of all of this.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

His stream officially starts when the cops show up, basically, to help, because the cops got called on Joe for all the yelling that happened. And basically we're like, help. Helping escort him through the house to get some stuff and temporarily leave so they could figure out this situation. And Jidion, like, basically sets up, like, huge speakers for tts, like, right outside of his. The guy's room. So anytime someone donates, it's just AI saying a bunch of shit that people are donating. So it's just very, very awkward and annoying.

[D]

Lord.

[C]

Okay, so this is where his stream starts.

[E]

Okay. No, like, literally Is it.

[B]

Is it quiet to y'?

[D]

All?

[B]

Maybe I'll turn it a little. Okay. All right. So the cops are coming in. Is this. Is this a different day? Same day. Also the same day. He's, like, wearing the same outfit. Okay. All right. So the cops come in. Joe is right there. Oh, Lord. What. What is going on?

[E]

Hello, officers. Oh, crap. What's good, my man? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

[B]

What's going on?

[E]

What's good, y', all, man? So this is the beginning of the stream. So, y'.

[D]

All.

[B]

This is so nuts.

[E]

This is what's going on in the

[C]

same house as him.

[B]

He's dystopian. Yeah. Why is it.

[A]

Watch.

[D]

Jesus.

[E]

The squatter Joe is upstairs right now. He is?

[B]

Is this. Who's watching?

[E]

It's looking like he's about to get arrested.

[C]

Yeah, I believe so.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

It's looking like he's about to get arrested.

[B]

If people are saying. It's really quiet right now.

[E]

We have tts. So whenever you guys.

[B]

He'll be back on Wednesday.

[E]

Joe can hear you guys. We're setting up another tts. We want to set it up right outside his room.

[A]

Room.

[E]

We're gonna have a camera outside his room. This is legal. We have legal people.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Oh, it gets worse. Just wait.

[E]

So come up here.

[B]

So who called the cops? Joe called the cops.

[C]

So originally. So there was this body cam footage that came out, and they made it seem like he was the one that called the cops, but he said, Joe doesn't even have a phone. The neighbors called the cops because he's constantly yelling and calling, causing a disturbance there. And they heard him yelling and fighting with someone. And that's there. Apparently, according to Gideon, the neighbors called

[B]

the cops on him after the confrontation that he.

[C]

After that. That first video.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Jesus is king.

[C]

Love you, br O. Praise be the most high.

[E]

Praise God, man.

[B]

So where's Joe now? Where are they?

[C]

So they're in. So he's right over there. You'll see. You'll see in just a second.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

And we got a giant speaker here.

[B]

Giant speakers outside the room.

[C]

And that door right there is his room.

[E]

We also have fart spray. So when the cops leave.

[C]

Yeah, so they're gonna. They. After the cops left, they sprayed fart spray all in his room.

[A]

God.

[B]

It's just not the way to deal with it, obviously.

[C]

Just, like, throw a mini rave. Like, chat's just, like, saying a bunch of random.

[B]

And what are the cops doing? Like, why are they up in the house like this? Wsgj, please hire a Priest to do an exorcism on him. P.S.

[A]

love you, bro.

[B]

You always bring bangers.

[C]

It's just like so obnoxious.

[B]

What is going on?

[C]

Appreciate you. Keep up.

[A]

Good work.

[C]

Screw blueprints. El Joe.

[B]

El Joe.

[C]

So the cops are basically helping him like temporarily get out of the space.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Essentially they're trying to help him get out of the, the house. And they actually like drove him, I think to the police station. Not to arrest him, just to get him out of the situation.

[B]

Okay, gotcha.

[C]

And then here's another one that comes. Someone donates is like the police.

[B]

Oh my God. Fck the police. Nice. God, what a weird world the cops are in now with streamers.

[C]

I want to go back to the stud buds.

[B]

Yeah, right.

[A]

I know.

[B]

Take me back.

[C]

Please take me back.

[B]

Okay, then this is the next one. The next video is.

[C]

Yeah. So this is them. They, him and his fans walk particular police station trying to find Joe joke. They basically he had someone follow the cops back to the police station to see where Joe went. And they drove over there. And because he's IRL streaming, like fans are just watching and following him. And so you'll see like he has a huge group of people walking with him.

[B]

Okay. Which he's done before, right? He's gone into like. Did he go into like Walmart or something? And he was like jumping up on things like.

[C]

Yeah, he's.

[B]

He's done this in stores before, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yes, definitely makes scenes.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Thank you for protecting.

[E]

Excuse me. Hey, did you guys see like a, like a older, middle aged man, long hair, nothing, going for himself, walking here for himself.

[C]

And this whole time he's holding a speaker that's playing TTS like super loud in this like public building.

[A]

I mean, at this point he just got like concentrated. He can see. No, Joe's coming in, all the views coming in. So he just like raises the bar for what he's going to do next.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

He has 13,000 people watching.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

It's like this high that he's catching right now.

[B]

Exactly. And so that's, that's the issue for me. It's the same issue I have with Vitali doing like the pedal hunter thing. Just because the other person is clearly in the wrong. Right. They're squatting in the house. They're, they're, you're, you know, taking advantage of an older woman. All of that is wrong. But these people are not the ones that should be like handling that because they are like emotionally immature and they are being gassed up by chilled literal children. Right on the choices that they make. And it's going to get people killed. Like, that's my issue. It's not necessarily that that Joe is in the right to squat. It's that this is not the way to handle it. Putting. Putting, like the vigilante justice in the hands of streamers is so stupid.

[C]

Well, also, I think most of them, they. They do expose people, but nothing usually legally happens because it wasn't an official investigation.

[B]

It gets up. Yes, it gets up.

[C]

Been watching since your fake basketball scout video.

[B]

All right, so now they're at the police station.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Hello. Is Joe here? He's not here.

[B]

He doesn't know who Joe is. Why did you just say no?

[E]

We just wanted to try to follow personal report

[C]

guys, make sure GD on those calories with all that walking. So just so obnoxious. He's going there, trying to file a missing person report because they took Joe away, and they're like, we don't know where he is. And this is. This is at the police station.

[A]

How old is he?

[C]

He's 25.

[B]

Wait, who's 25? Jyon?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, my gosh. I thought he was older than that. Okay, okay.

[A]

And now he's. It's old enough to develop a frontal lobe. I don't know.

[B]

Yeah, but I don't know. If you start streaming young, I feel like you get arrested development like an addict does. I really do. For the next clip, I had to request access.

[C]

Oh, David, I'm so sorry.

[B]

No, it's all good.

[C]

Let me do that right now.

[B]

Yeah, no worries. But, yeah, I just. I don't know. I think it's the whole. The. The eye for an eye thing, The. The, like, the gorilla justice kind of thing. I'm just not. I'm not down with it. I'm not down with it. And that's okay. You guys can think it's funny and interesting and like, he deserves it or whatever, but to me, it just. It's. It's just kind of gross. To me, it's just kind of gross.

[C]

So the next thing is then they. They go to McDonald's and a couple other restaurants looking for Joe. Just, like, wandering around the city trying to find him.

[B]

Okay, where.

[C]

And again, obnoxious. And the longer he's streaming, the more people are just, like, following him around while he's doing this. So you'll see. Just, he's. He's taking pictures with fans, and then they're just following him. And so he just, like, slowly keeps building a Group that's just following him around.

[B]

Yeah, like this, like, roving. This roving mob looking for Joe, but we really don't know where Joe is. Like, where did the cops take him?

[C]

They don't know. And that's why he keeps. So this is the. This is the McDonald's that. That he confronted him at before?

[A]

God.

[B]

He's hiding at the station, starting the search.

[E]

What's good, y'? All?

[B]

Jesus. Yeah, they're all just, like, stream sniping him.

[E]

How y' all doing?

[A]

Good, man.

[B]

Damn questioning staff.

[E]

I don't trust her.

[B]

You guys can look in the back.

[E]

I'm going in the back. Can I check? I won't mess anything up. Is it by check real quick? Just make sure.

[B]

This is so weird.

[E]

I can.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Jimmy John's visiting.

[E]

Hey.

[B]

All right.

[E]

It's on us, man.

[B]

We're coming up on 5:30, so I'm just skipping through.

[A]

You can see views are rising, like, more and more people Tune in. More and more people. Tts. So he gets, like, more and more giddy about this? For sure.

[C]

Yeah, definitely.

[A]

It's just. And it's so fake that this point. Everything he says is fake. Everything he does is fake. He's just cloud farming.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

For hours.

[C]

And so now this is where the arrest happens, basically.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

JYON and his. His and Skeeter and like, his film crew, specifically, they were all trespassed from. From the McDonald's. And he. So he now walked back again to the McDonald's.

[E]

Why is the cop coming over here?

[C]

And this is where the whole arrest happens, essentially.

[B]

Why did he say, why are the cops here? Because you're trespassing, bro. Like, what do you mean, a problem?

[D]

God,

[E]

is he here?

[B]

Just compare the fun of the stud buds to this. Like you guys said.

[E]

Who. Who's you guys? Can you be more specific? You, you, you, you, you, you. So they said these people.

[D]

Him.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

You guys cannot be on the property.

[E]

Hey, do you guys Want some McDonald's? Y' all want to go inside real quick? Yeah, okay. Bro. What? You don't have, like. Like, no. No offense, officer, but, like, do you genuinely have nothing better to do? Like.

[B]

Yeah, good question.

[C]

And it's so ironic that he's, like, doing this while his other thing is pedo hunting and trying to work with the police. But then he gets caught up in this and he's like, you dumb police. What are you doing?

[B]

Actually, yeah, they're never actually working with police.

[C]

No.

[B]

All right, so questioning the police. Regroup.

[E]

Been there. Yo, yo, yo, do me A favor. Do me a favor here.

[C]

So then fans show up. These are fans that show up. And he goes. He goes, I'm trespassed here. Take all my streaming gear. And you go in and film Joe.

[B]

Is Joe even in there?

[C]

He is in there.

[E]

Should we give him the camera?

[B]

He is. Okay.

[E]

He's just sitting in there.

[B]

He, like, came back and went here.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Did he bang you? Yeah. Here? Yeah. Yeah. Do this. Do me a favor. Do me a favor.

[B]

Trespass them.

[E]

She'll shut the. You didn't trespass them, so shut the up.

[C]

Yeah. So this is where.

[B]

This is just chaos. This is chaos.

[C]

And this is where his argument falls is like, they. These new fans that showed up up. Weren't trespassed by the business. And so he's saying, like, you can't arrest them because you can't trespass them from a business. Essentially, that's what he was saying.

[A]

How old are those fans? He's just, like, using kids for.

[C]

They're like. They're probably 18, 19, like, super young.

[B]

Yeah, they look little.

[C]

So anyway, they try and go in

[E]

and then they shut the up.

[C]

They get arrested. And now you can switch up over to four. That's all the body cam footage of him getting arrested. And this is what went super viral.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

This is what went super viral. And a bunch of people reacted to it.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

So this takes place right, when him and his fans get arrested.

[B]

Got these kids arrested.

[D]

12.

[B]

Dispatch, we're gonna have one detained at this point.

[E]

Officer, you cannot trespass somebody.

[B]

See you going to.

[E]

Mitchell, give me my backpack. Put your stuff down.

[B]

Cool day, guys.

[E]

Can't trespass somebody.

[B]

Cool day. What does he know? Of course they can trespass someone. What does that mean?

[C]

Shout out shirt.

[E]

Property. Can I hold you guys?

[D]

Property.

[B]

Wait, where's Jy? And how is he still talking? Is he not.

[C]

He's over on the sidewalk.

[E]

Oh, my God. So funny.

[B]

This isn't going to stick.

[C]

His fans think it's cool.

[B]

No, they think they're. They're themselves inside.

[C]

By the way, his. His legal last name is Poindexter.

[E]

That guy?

[B]

No way.

[A]

I swear.

[C]

I have the. I have the cuz. Jiden streamed when he went to court, and they were standing next to him, and he was like, Mr. Poindexter.

[E]

Mr. Poindexter, this is a violation of rights to. You cannot arrest somebody that never trespass. Ma', am, they are arrested. Children that never went inside of a.

[A]

He sounds like Jack Dorty. Like.

[B]

Yes, yes, yes. Like, all of a sudden you've Been antagonizing people all day. And then you're like, officer, Officer.

[E]

Call the DA and see how fast that watch. Call the DA and see how fast that gets dropped.

[B]

He gave. Got these kids arrested. Like, this is crazy. This is why. Guys, this is why I think all this is stupid. All this, like, streamer justice. This is not about that. It's just about causing chaos.

[E]

You can yell on the. On the sidewall, so you can't yell about. Officer.

[C]

So this is. This is you really. This is where he loses so much aura right here. You'll see.

[E]

Do you guys really think this is going to stick? Do you want to. Do you want to waste your DA Time? I am a multi millionaire. I promise you, girl. This as far as you want. Officer, Officer. You will be in a deposition and you will be arrested. This is. He's.

[B]

What would he get arrested for?

[C]

Gets worse.

[E]

Call Jake and have him get my lawyer. Call Jake and get my lawyer.

[C]

They try and push him in the. The car. He can't fit.

[B]

No.

[E]

Officer. Can I ask you a question?

[B]

No.

[E]

Can I please sit? Do you really want to abuse me, Officer?

[B]

Abuse you?

[E]

I can't even fit in here.

[B]

Get your foot in.

[E]

Officer. I can't even fit in.

[A]

Get your foot.

[E]

How are you going to arrest somebody that never even went on the property?

[B]

You're under arrest for being disorderly, not for being on the property.

[C]

Put your foot in.

[E]

I can't fit.

[A]

Multi millionaire.

[B]

Let him put his hands in front of him.

[E]

Do anything. Just take off the head. Can you put them in the front at least?

[D]

No. Off.

[E]

I can't scoop. You're trying to push me, but I can't scoop.

[B]

I've had bigger people on the. They're like, just lay down, brother.

[E]

Officer, please turn sideways. Officer, I can't move.

[B]

No, he's doing. He's like doing this on purpose, having his leg here.

[C]

Yeah, he's trying.

[B]

He could. He could fold. Not that I kid.

[A]

You knew it's coming. You noticed those cakes. You were like, something's coming there.

[B]

I said those cakes are going to be a problem.

[C]

Yeah, and look, they are.

[E]

I'm not trying to be here. I'm not resisting. Officer. I promise. It is literally my body. Body autonomy. I cannot move. Can you just put my handcuffs in the front?

[D]

No.

[E]

And it'll make it so much easier.

[B]

Waste of every.

[E]

Have you guys consulted with the da?

[B]

We don't have a DA.

[E]

You have a state attorney.

[C]

You can have district attorneys down here.

[E]

What about state attorney?

[B]

Go put your feet in.

[E]

Let's go. All of a sudden, I'm to trying me. I can't move.

[A]

Scoot that way.

[B]

If they were not on camera, they. I mean, this would be very bad for him, and that's not right.

[E]

Officer, you're actually hurting me.

[A]

Come on.

[E]

I can't move. Yes, you can.

[B]

Anyway, don't give a about hurting you.

[C]

It's just horrible. It just keeps going.

[B]

Are they going to make him lay down?

[C]

They let him get out and, like, scoot in. So.

[B]

Okay, okay.

[A]

Then he.

[C]

He keeps arguing with the cops in the car and talks about that. That's not important.

[B]

Okay. Struggles to fit. We saw that arguing in the. In the squad car.

[C]

Yeah, arguing in the squad car. We don't have to watch. I mean, yes, sir.

[B]

I mean, I want to see it.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

This is.

[B]

This is insane. I. I guess you're for breach of peace is what it sounds like.

[D]

All right.

[C]

Breach of peace.

[E]

Even though I was on a public

[A]

easement, he's like, debate me, bro. Right now, right here in this car.

[B]

Please don't give a. You'll get all that when we get back to the station.

[E]

Okay? I just want you guys to know that once this case gets dropped, I am going to get a constitutional rights lawyer, and I'm going to go after you guys qualified immunity. And you guys will be in the deposition. You will have to answer for that because the DA is not going to take this case. It's going to get dropped. And when it gets dismissed, I am going for your qualified.

[B]

And that's not going to make them let you out of the car, right?

[C]

Yes, sir. You're still arrested right now.

[E]

What crime is.

[B]

Yeah, you're still arrested right now. What crime is yelling on a sidewalk? That's. That's what's annoying to me is, like, you know that you were doing more than that. Like, you were antagonizing and just like, just creating chaos. Do I think that people should be arrested for that? No. But you're annoying.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And it's like, degrading society.

[E]

What does that do?

[C]

We'll discuss when we get in.

[B]

All right.

[C]

I'm not going to try to have a conversation. Conversation between this.

[E]

Okay. Between this. Okay.

[C]

Between this barrier, constitutional rights.

[B]

All right, Shut the up.

[A]

Why? Why every time anything happens, put himself in this. Any American in the, like, in the world, their first thing they say is free speech. This is my constitutional right. You're like, dude, have you read anything else? Like, there's more text there.

[B]

They've only read the First Amendment.

[C]

They don't realize the first sentence of the first first amendment.

[B]

God, dude, shut up. Sir, we'll have a conversation back here.

[E]

Okay, Listen, man, here. You seem like a nice guy. Was that Was that guy who was doing all that? Was he your boss?

[A]

This is my mom. When I'm driving. This is like, literally my mom. I'm driving somewhere, and she's in the back. So what about that? What about that? And when are you guys getting kids? Like, what is going on? I want to talk about it. And I was just like, oh, my God, Mom.

[B]

Like, please shut up. Shut up, Mom. Oh, Lord. All right, then we have Skeeter Jean.

[C]

Yeah. That he. He pulls up, and then he, like, stops in the middle of the street, basically, to talk to a fan, and then he gets a ticket for. For blocking traffic. It's. This clip isn't very exciting, but it was. Just walk away quickly.

[A]

Yes, sir.

[B]

I was just in the car. I was not a part of this.

[C]

So they're, like, trying to figure out who all the fans are of his and just, like, try and get him out of here. Unit, can you light this black SUV up right here for us?

[B]

Light it up.

[A]

What is that?

[B]

He's pulling up and stopping him for us. Oh, he's just like, pull him over.

[C]

Yeah, so they pulled over Sker Jean as well.

[B]

Okay, here he is.

[E]

We're just trying to pick our friend up. Okay.

[D]

We can't.

[B]

Yeah, sure. With your giant camera, you're definitely not. Not in on this.

[C]

Yeah, we're just here to pick our friend up.

[D]

Me to.

[B]

I have my insurance on my phone.

[E]

That's not.

[C]

Is it the same policy?

[E]

Same policy.

[C]

That's not correct. Okay. I'll be honest. It's kind of a gaggle mess. Yeah.

[D]

So that's.

[C]

That's basically it. There's a bunch of fans that are still there. So Gideon was arrested, and he was charged with breach of peace and stalking, two misdemeanor charges. And his three fans that were involved, that he tried to get them to go inside. They were all charged with breach of peace as well. And then their bond, his fans bond were set at $500. Judon's was 10K. And he's facing up to 93 days in jail for breach of peace and up to one year in jail or a $1,000 fine for stalking.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

And so after. After they were detained, like, all of his fans were like, Bombardment. Calling the McDonald's a bunch. They were calling the police department. They were calling in, like, fake crime. Someone called in a homicide that Wasn't real.

[B]

Fuck, man.

[C]

Police department made an official statement on their Facebook page that got flooded to the point where they had to turn off all the comments and he spent the night in jail. And then the next number five is him streaming his court hearing for all of this when he got charged.

[B]

Okay, this is when you need to

[C]

find out that guy's name is Poindexter.

[B]

Did he post. Did he post the fans bail?

[C]

He did. He's. He's. He is fully taking care of legal fees for his fans.

[B]

That's. That's good.

[C]

I mean he's a multi millionaire, so of course.

[B]

Yeah, that's what he said.

[C]

It's the least he could do.

[A]

Did you see those shorts? Are you sure? Like, yeah.

[B]

Hey, it was an off day, you know.

[D]

Mr. Poindexter. Poindexter, Mr. Wolsuski and Mr. Smith, I'm going to give you a personal bond of 500. You cannot leave the state children.

[B]

Dude, what are you doing?

[D]

Ordinance. You must appear in court is directed. You're not to enter. Go near 22172 West Road.

[B]

Someone said look into Judeon. WNBA. I don't want to because I can only imagine what insulting, horrible.

[D]

Yeah, Woodhaven. You're not. I don't want to see prosecution witnesses except through your lawyer. You're not to have any contact, no contact whatsoever with Joseph Lucretio. You understand?

[A]

So I have a question. He's wearing a lift T shirt. Is he being sponsored for this stream?

[C]

I don't. I hope not. I don't think so. I think he was just. I guess he just chose to wear a lift shirt. I'm not sure why Guy.

[A]

I mean usually they like when they do those like pedo hunting videos. This is like your sponsor for the video, like.

[C]

Oh, really?

[A]

Wearing. Yeah, maybe.

[C]

Maybe he. Maybe he was sponsored and sponsored by Lyft. Shout out. Lyft. Great, great ad placement there.

[A]

A car ride to prison. Yes, Lift.

[C]

And so basically they, they. The. The judge says like all four of them can't go back to that McDonald's. They can't come near or talk to Joe. And then 5B is when Jidion tells the judge, he's like, well, that's going to be hard because I live at Joe's house. And he's like, what are you talking about?

[B]

Oh my God. They didn't. They don't even know what was going on at the house yet.

[C]

No. No idea.

[D]

So we'll let it go with that. And you guys, an early court date of July 13th at 1. And if somebody wants to.

[B]

People were saying, or someone's chat said, they're still in the same clothes. Yeah. They probably spend the night in jail or they did however many hours in jail until the court. The arraignment was this is the next morning.

[C]

As far as I. Yeah.

[D]

Violate motion because the prosecutor doesn't agree to it. I'd be glad to entertain it at that time.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Simply, my client has a question. I have no problem with it.

[D]

What's your question?

[E]

Like I was saying, I am residing at the. The address you gave. Is that the address of McDonald's or.

[D]

Yes. Okay. 22172.

[E]

So I live in the house. Not that McDonald's, but I live in the house. What house? Joseph is illegally residing in, squatting inside of. I did sign a contract with the homeowner to live there. And that is.

[B]

Where's that at? He's like, what the.

[E]

That is. It's like about three minutes from the McDonald's. Like, I moved in. All my equipment's there.

[D]

Wait a minute.

[A]

Slow down.

[E]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Slow down.

[D]

You tell me you're living in the same house. Is Mr. Lucretio.

[E]

Well, he doesn't live there legally.

[D]

He's. I don't care. Is he living.

[E]

Yes, he's living there.

[D]

You cannot have any contact with. So you're gonna have to find another place. If you're gonna run into here by going back to that property address, you're not gonna to have any contact with them, sir. You're going to have to go elsewhere. Do you understand that?

[E]

Okay. Court provide anything.

[C]

Well, judge, I guess.

[B]

I guess the.

[C]

The concern and what the issue is that my clients are, you know, bring.

[E]

Bring to the court is that my client has a legal right to be there.

[B]

And this person does not have a

[E]

legal right to be there.

[B]

But he did the harassing.

[C]

Yeah, he's charged with stalking him.

[A]

He's a multimillionaire. So can we reconsider that?

[B]

Yeah, exactly. What the fuck?

[D]

How do you want me to decide that now? Now, wait a second.

[B]

Yeah, he's like. This is some sort of.

[D]

Hang on.

[A]

Shut up.

[D]

You're telling me that. How am I supposed to determine that now, Mr. Pearl? Because you tell me that he's. He's squatting and he's illegally there. I don't have any authority.

[B]

Yeah, that's not his jurisdiction right now.

[D]

Witnesses involved and police involved. And do you know anything about that? Detective Cerna, Is this gentleman a squatter? Mr. Lucretio, from my understand, your honor, he is being Evicted on this Friday. I haven't seen any eviction paperwork or anything. That's just what I was told. Is it before?

[B]

Squatting sucks, but that doesn't give people the right to, like, do this for this.

[C]

Yeah, because literally, like, after they got the cops to leave, he was, like, calling his lawyer, and he's like, is it legal to shoot fireworks outside of a house to get someone to leave, like, all this crazy.

[B]

Oh, my.

[C]

They sprayed fart spray in his room like, it was.

[A]

Your Honor. Your honor, we pulled our chat, and we decided that Jillian could still be in this house. So can you please put this chat into your consideration right now? God, it's literally just that.

[B]

So idiotic. Yeah. All right, here's the next video. This is so.

[C]

This is right after he left court. He did a protest stream, like, as he left, so he immediately left and started streaming again.

[B]

What a terrible life this is.

[E]

We free. We free, y'. All. We going to the protest right now, boys.

[B]

Audio's good, right?

[E]

I didn't realize Joe's connections went that deep. They got your boy with two charges.

[B]

Tight squeeze.

[A]

Did you.

[B]

Oh, girl, that's. That is like, a medium. Why did you do that?

[D]

Wow.

[E]

No, you look kind of buff. I look buff?

[A]

Buff?

[B]

More like stuffed. Stuffed in.

[E]

What's good, man? We about to go do a protest.

[B]

Where did he get this? Yeah, this is. What is his shirt.

[C]

He bought a T shirt and. And wish Sharpie just wrote Free Jyon on it.

[A]

But he's free.

[C]

He's free.

[B]

Free. Isn't this guy that won, like, Christian for a hot second, too?

[C]

Someone in chat said EDP build.

[A]

Look at this.

[C]

So all these fans are following him. They're pulling up to the police station right now.

[B]

Children, literally. You can hear their little baby voices. They're like.

[A]

Yeah, they're like minions just following him.

[E]

What's good, boys?

[B]

This is children. Like, you're just putting children into the. The. The. The path of getting arrested.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

I mean, some of it from places. Yeah.

[A]

Like, they're going to have it on their records for their entire lives.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

I mean, they're. They're juveniles, so it'll probably get either expunged or sealed. But still, like, you're. This is just so stupid.

[C]

It gets worse. Don't worry.

[B]

Free titty on you guys.

[A]

It gets worse. Yeah.

[B]

Hey, close my door.

[C]

Close my door.

[E]

Yo.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Look how little this one is. Who the. This old guy. What are you doing there, huh?

[A]

You got white.

[E]

White tees. Yeah, we do.

[C]

So now he's Passing out more shirts so they can all write free GD on and wear those shirts too.

[E]

All right.

[B]

Oh, we got a better fitting shirt.

[E]

Back to it.

[C]

This is at the police station right after he got charged. And he got charged with stalking someone and said, stay away from Joe.

[B]

Yes. This is literally high schoolers.

[E]

All right, y', all, we made it. Now, listen,

[A]

get over the fact that he's 25.

[B]

I know he seems older than that. He looks old as.

[A]

I know he sounds old as well.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

They infringed on our rights.

[B]

They want our right to stalk people.

[C]

And then a 10 year old's like, yes, sir.

[B]

Yeah, you hear him?

[E]

They infringed on our rights.

[B]

Yes, sir.

[E]

Yes, sir.

[C]

It's like literally the Rizzler back there.

[E]

We shouldn't live in a land where a man could just live in a house and not pay rent.

[A]

This is like the spin off of Despicable Me. Like, honestly. Yeah.

[B]

Someone said coca melon coated a hundred percent.

[A]

This is just kids.

[B]

They're just children. There's nothing to do. Just learning how to behave like nuisances in. In groups.

[E]

You stand on the sidewalk outside of McDonald's and you get arrested.

[B]

This is what. And another thing is, it's like, it's all little boys. It's all little white boys. And you're teaching them to protest this. This is what you're teaching them to get, like, political about, right? Like, what the is this?

[E]

When you give some fans a camera and then they get arrested. We shouldn't live in a land where they take trespasses.

[B]

This is so weird.

[A]

This is Hasanid College Democrats. Exactly.

[B]

Oh, my God, it's so true.

[D]

Joe.

[B]

Sker Gene, you're too cute to be doing like this. Sk.

[E]

We watch.

[B]

This is insane.

[A]

Yep.

[E]

And they put up a uav.

[C]

There's a drone filming them.

[A]

Who is that?

[C]

He thinks it's the police. So I feel like it's probably a fan.

[A]

Yeah, probably.

[B]

This is like Lord of the Flies. Like, that's why I don't like this.

[E]

Who are you? We watch out. We watch.

[C]

So guess where they go after this. They walk over to the McDonald's, and they do the same thing over there.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

So just a little bit further in this clip. You'll see.

[B]

Oh, okay, okay.

[E]

Yo, listen, listen, listen. I say, to be safe, we'll just protest here.

[B]

Oh, to be safe.

[C]

They're gonna do it fully across the street. Just came from court where they said, stay away from that McDonald's.

[B]

This security guard. These kids don't have security guards. Who's this guy? Oh, my God. This is horrible.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

All right, what else do we got?

[C]

So next is moist and asmongold reacted to it. That's whatever.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So then this body. So the body cam footage came out and that's what they were reacting to. And then he did a stream reacting to it as well. So you can start with that. 9A.

[B]

9A. Okay, cool. Oh, God. I just don't like this is just such a. A specific kind of mental illness that exists.

[E]

Welcome back to another video. And yeah, it's your favorite multi millionaire here. I'm sure a lot of you guys have already seen the body cam video of me being arrested back in michigan. But for you guys that don't know, I was arrested in michigan for disturbing the peace and stalking, and the body cam footage just dropped and I'm getting cooked. I am getting cooked. I am. I am a jackson jack DY level threat.

[B]

Well, we did say you did.

[E]

I'm gonna be real. I'm gonna be real. I can be realistic and I can say I can call a spade a spade. And the video, I'm looking like jack doherty. Okay. So, yeah, my legal counsel has advised me not to react to this video, But I just can't help myself. I j. Oh, he gotta react to it. You got.

[B]

Oh, I hope. I hope it's all used against you, bro. I really do. Does he say anything specifically incriminating the video isn't about?

[C]

If you skip a little bit more forward. He says that he has to to do it because he's not a multi millionaire.

[E]

My fans got arrested as well. Before we get into it, I want you guys to know that I have gotten them legal representation. So I'm going to show you guys this lawyer right here. So there's this lawyer, lawyer. Civil rights were violated and I had a great conversation with him. And the Internet might not want to

[B]

believe this, but, oh, look, he's referencing the reckless bed stuff like it was anywhere close to the same.

[C]

So if you start there, you'll see what he says.

[E]

Okay, minute me an amazing attorney to represent the other boys that he's actually worked with in the past. So we just got the them an amazing lawyer. And your boy just got a lawyer as well.

[B]

You still have all this that they're gonna have to deal with because of this.

[E]

You guys saw the body cam footage where I said I'm a multi millionaire. I could take this as far as you want. Well, that's not the case anymore, man. I. I did not know that paying for four people's legal fees would result into something like this.

[A]

What the.

[E]

This is.

[B]

You are not a multimillion millionaire. If one day's made you negative. That's crazy. Just paying a couple fees. It's only been a couple days.

[C]

Yep.

[E]

My bank account, like.

[C]

But who knows if this is true or not.

[E]

My hand on the Bible. This is my bank account.

[B]

Ethan Hopeless. Frank, Ethan didn't do a video today because he and Hila are away for Oliver Trees Memorial.

[E]

So now you guys know why I have to react to this video of me.

[C]

He has to.

[E]

This.

[C]

He has to.

[E]

I have to do this. You know what I mean? I know my lawyers are saying, hey, you shouldn't, but I got bills to pay. So I know I said, oh, my God, I'm a multi millionaire in the body cam, but who knows what he's

[B]

ever being honest about? Oh, my God. All right, yeah.

[C]

9B is where he says, I was never demanding to see Joe.

[B]

Girl. What?

[C]

I was just having people follow around the cops to find Joe, literally screaming, we want Joe.

[D]

Arrive at the station with a large

[C]

group of people demanding to speak with Joe.

[B]

By then, Joe was already left for McDonald's. Again.

[E]

Okay, demanding is a strong word.

[B]

What do we say? That's a strong word.

[E]

The man is a strong word. We just asked that demanding, like, bro. Cold blue. Hold up, man. Hold up. Wait, hold up, hold up. Cold blue. Like your videos. You got murderers. Cocky youtuber finally gets what he's. Hey, at least. Okay, you know what?

[B]

Jack already makes another appearance.

[C]

You know what?

[E]

Okay, it could have been worse. I could have been cocky YouTuber, but I got famous YouTuber, so I'll take it. You know what? I'm not gonna even complain. I can't complain.

[D]

And when the detective and as an officer arrives at the restaurant, this idiot Joic.

[C]

Yeah. Again, he has no idea that Eater

[D]

and Gideon are about to bring the

[E]

storm right back to McDonald's.

[B]

And again, another small child. Look at this little guy.

[E]

Bring the storm right back.

[B]

Look at these children.

[C]

14.

[B]

Maybe they love it because they don't know what right and wrong are yet. Like, it's just so dumb. It's so dumb. Okay, do we want to do him reacting to not being able to fit in the cop car?

[C]

Yeah. So the. The next two are him, like, actually crashing out C and D or him, like, crashing out. And they're pretty funny.

[B]

Oh, we love that. Okay, cool. Let's do this one first.

[E]

Call Jake and get my lawyer. Is this really the route you Want to go, officer? Yep. Okay. You want to waste taxpayer. Okay, now this. This is where the ore goes down.

[D]

Chat.

[E]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

[B]

Laugh at himself. I've had bigger people.

[E]

Officer, you're actually hurting me. Officer, please.

[C]

Turns.

[E]

We are okay. Oh, my God.

[A]

All of this is fake. He's not even. Like, he just. He thought about it the day before. He saw the day before on how he's gonna react.

[B]

Yes, of course.

[A]

That's like, I'm gonna be so chill about that. I'm just not gonna care. Not gonna lie. I'm gonna react like, I'm such a cool guy, right? And it was, like, really awkward about me, and I acknowledge that, and I'm just gonna be, like, the coolest, and then get this. Like, him faking, like, oh, my God. So cringe. Hand on my Bible. I'm not a multimillionaire.

[B]

Yeah, all of it's.

[E]

I'm getting in the gym now. Okay, but, bro, can we be honest, Bro, that was a clown car. I could not fit in there. I could not fit in there, bro. Especially the way he put me in. Oh, my God. Officer, I can't move. I'm too. Bro. But no, genuinely, bro, chat, Chat. How can I. Okay, like. Like, not even, like, lying. How can I fit.

[B]

Not even, like, lying. Like, I've been the whole rest of this video.

[E]

Look at this. Blocking me. How can I fit in? How.

[A]

If he looks at the chat, it looks like she looks at me trying to explain it to me.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Come on, Goliath.

[C]

He can't fit.

[E]

I could not fit. Bro, we are not making. Can't fit Dion. No, no, no.

[C]

You can't fit Dion.

[E]

That is not happening. No.

[B]

What about titty on?

[E]

I should have said. I should have said, officer, stop grabbing my penis. I should have said that.

[B]

Oh, the other guy, though.

[C]

Yeah, See, that was the one thing he forgot to say. Yeah.

[B]

All right. And then here is him being accused of blocking traffic. Yeah, right. This is the one he's crashing out.

[C]

They said he. The in the body cam footage, they said he was blocking traffic, but he was talking to the fans that he then tried to get to go into the restaurant.

[E]

It's.

[C]

Yeah, you'll see.

[A]

It's like.

[B]

It's the. It's the lack of com. Like, accountability when. Or like, the lack of standing 10 toes down when they get caught. Like, they immediately just start lying and obfuscating. Like, it's so much less cool than just being like. Yeah, that's exactly what I was trying to do.

[E]

Wait The. Wait, hold on. Chat. Wait.

[C]

Cold blue.

[E]

The warning has little effect. It's crazy how you don't listen. What he said. That's crazy.

[B]

Here. Let's just say, literally a different crime happening, little effect. Soon, Jidion is seen standing on the

[C]

sidewalk yelling, creating a disturbance, and stopping

[D]

vehicles attempting to enter McDonald's to patronize.

[B]

You literally just did.

[E]

No, go blow your lion.

[D]

Him.

[E]

Oh, my gosh, he's lying. Chat. I was, it was cop blocking. I wasn't blocking anything.

[A]

Okay, yeah, he's 25.

[B]

He's 25. This is way too old to be doing this show.

[C]

Someone in chat. We care.

[B]

We're done with this.

[C]

Someone else is like, can we bring back the devil? Wnba lesbian drama.

[B]

Bring back. I mean, there's probably more clips happening as we speak.

[C]

Yeah, there's something that ties it all together at the end. Yeah, with the wnba. You'll see. So anyway, he then afterwards posts a video saying I quit, where he basically announces he's done streaming. He's only gonna make pedo hunting videos. That's all he's gonna do going forward.

[A]

Okay, so we could probably watch Dusky, explain why or.

[B]

Well, this says he's apologizes. Oh, wait. I like B. I like B. B sounds good. Although I think he's a liar and this isn't going to be anything true. Right.

[E]

And while I still don't think I committed a crime, I still do think

[A]

that, you know, I just realized that he's B. Yeah, I, I, I, I didn't grasp it. This whole time I was like, he looks older. And I couldn't realize because he's B.

[B]

Okay, yeah, but he's like really bald. Like, not like I shaved my head.

[E]

Not only just balding an ass, but annoying. And I've come to realize that, you know, genuinely streaming makes me the worst. Me.

[B]

You know, I wish you were telling the truth, because that is true. Like, I wish I wish you were really telling the truth here, actually reflecting. Yeah, but you're not. You're not. And that's what sucks.

[A]

This is like your narcissistic. After he cheats on you and he knows every single line on what to say, and he's like, I reflected on my actions and I realized, I'm so sorry. Blah, blah, blah.

[B]

And you're so right. I was gaslighting you. Like, all of, like, the therapy speak

[E]

versus quote unquote, every controversy and everything that I've ever got into. Anytime I trended on Twitter for something negative, it's always been for some streaming clip. You know, like the first one that comes to mind is the Pokimane situation. Then the second one that comes to mind is, you know, the Logan Paul thing. And then besides all that, like, bro, I've been in countless.

[B]

Also, you're getting older and your audience is staying the same age. I think that that is a sign that you are not doing a good job.

[C]

Right?

[B]

Like, maybe it's making you money, but like, as a human being, like, that's a terrible sign is if you are growing up but your content isn't and your audience is still like these 12 year olds that are telling you to do without understanding what consequences are egging

[C]

you on with TTS.

[E]

Yeah, I would say probably like 85 of those beefs have come from streaming, you know, and I think what it is genuinely is, you know, I don't think it's a good thing to just. Just look at the chat.

[B]

He does pop stuff a lot and

[E]

you're just like, in real time.

[C]

He also says genuinely, like 30 times in this video. All the comments are like 20. Apology, 80. Genuinely.

[B]

Someone said, how is he 25? Does he not sleep? Listen, black don't crack usually, but this dude looks old.

[E]

I. I know probably some of my other streamers can attest to this. You know, you see somebody in the chat say boring or l stream or something like that and then it flips a switch in you where you want to be more entertaining.

[B]

Why?

[A]

To children?

[B]

Like, why are we beholden to children

[E]

and everything you want to entertain.

[B]

Oh, God.

[E]

I think the reason why I gravitated so much to streaming is because I think I'm just like an instant gratification person. And there is no better instant gratification than you streaming. Because when you make a video, you

[B]

know, this all makes sense. But he's gonna go, he's gonna keep doing the dumb, right? Like, yeah, that's what's gonna happen. I quit. Yeah, right.

[C]

And then he kind of apologizes. Not really. You'll see.

[B]

Yeah, I'll share this one.

[E]

Not on here, you know, apologizing or anything because I don't owe you guys an apology. You know what I mean? Like, for sure didn't affect any of y'. All.

[B]

I didn't affect any of y'.

[E]

All.

[B]

How many fans got arrested next to you?

[C]

Yeah, three fans.

[B]

You definitely, definitely. You definitely owe a lot of people an apology.

[A]

To be fair, those fans are not watching this video. They're super busy with their lawsuits. So, like, they're not apologizing.

[B]

Yeah, they had to grow up extra Fast now, like, yeah, that's the thing that he acts like he didn't impact people. But even the people that were not arrested, he brought all those kids to a police station and had them protesting for nothing and just teaching them to be like antagonists for no reason. You have affected a lot of people in a negative way.

[E]

Say that I see where I was wrong a thousand percent. And to the people, I do want to apology too. You know, I've given them to them, you know, to the boys who got arrested smiling about that. They're all 18 plus, by the way. I know a lot of people are saying that the reminders are all 18, 18 plus. But still, you know.

[B]

Oh, they get to be. They get to be tried as an adult. That's great.

[C]

Yeah, perfect.

[E]

Put them in that situation and they didn't have to be. And at the end of the day, I shouldn't have ever been there, you know.

[A]

You know why they are 18 plus? Because they were one of the first waves of fans who came by and it just took them. They have a car, so they just arrived earlier. And the other kids had to beg their parents to, to drive them there

[B]

to drop them off.

[A]

Yeah, it took them just longer to get there.

[B]

So we used to go to the mall as kids. Now kids get dropped off at their streamers. Latest harassment checkpoint.

[C]

Yeah, drop me off the McDonald's, please.

[B]

Yeah, please. Judy, on doing.

[C]

Drop me off at the police station first. Actually, that's where it starts.

[B]

Yeah, that's where, that's where the core is hanging out. I, I mean, obviously I think he's just doing this for legal reasons because he's, he needs to act like he's been like thinking about things and making good on it. So maybe they'll, they won't put him in jail for what was it, 98 days or something like that?

[C]

Up to a year for the stalking because he took down. But this video is still up.

[A]

I don't think he cares about single thing about like the legal part of it. I think every stage of this is just cloud farming but for different chunks of audience. So he gets like, like super chats from one type of audience who harass the guy. Then he gets another super chat audience who like follow him about the protests and protests and free speech and blah, blah, blah. And then finally he gets to the last like empathy part of people that I'm gonna change and just follow me in my change of becoming like a. An adult, basically. But it's all cloud.

[B]

Yeah, it's all just planned it's a funnel. It's a funnel. He's got the big funnel. And we're going down and we're trying to keep some of the more. Maybe the more emotionally mature people but. Or people that are like, well, maybe he's gonna turn it around and I can start watching him again.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

So this one is talking about he's done streaming as multi millionaire loser.

[E]

I feel like there's a lot of blood blame to go around. And I feel like a lot of the blame.

[B]

He's reading something right back.

[E]

Seems like me, he is directed at me. And it rightfully.

[C]

He's not good at cold reading.

[A]

He's just and rightfully so multi million.

[E]

Rightfully and you know, genuinely like, bro, keep it coming, keep it coming.

[B]

Someone said, mom, can you drop me off me and mason off at McDonald's to be on this adult man's video? Yeah, exactly. Like, what are we doing? Or they had to like ride their bikes there.

[E]

He doesn't. It doesn't bother me like that because it humbled me. It humbled me, the whole situation.

[B]

Nah, this is for legal reasons. I think a piece of it just. He doesn't want to go to jail for a year.

[E]

What? I titled it.

[B]

If he's reading it, his lawyer made him do this.

[E]

You know, James, you know, I love streaming, but it's just too much bad comes with it. And I don't know how to control myself. And so the best way.

[B]

Yeah, the prepared statement, distance myself.

[E]

And so he couldn't fit in the funnel stream anymore. And I won't stream anymore because I actually want to be here for the betterment of society. And what I was doing during that stream wasn't for the betterment of society. Now police resources are being wasted and judicial resources are being wasted. And bro, I've dropped six plus figures on fight hiding this legally, you know what I mean? And it's just all.

[B]

Does he know what six figures means?

[A]

No.

[C]

Probably.

[B]

That's a lot of money.

[E]

All just unnecessary.

[B]

Six figures is crazy.

[E]

And it was garbage content too. And the crazy thing is, is, you

[A]

know, for 2024, he got the wrong lawyer who's like just milking him.

[B]

That's true. Like six crazy retainer week or whatever like that. That's crazy. Okay, so he's not going to stream, but he's going to keep making predator videos. Is that what this clip is?

[C]

Yes. So he says he's only going to make predator content from now on.

[B]

Okay. But not live.

[C]

Not live. Just videos.

[A]

Super exciting.

[B]

I'm sorry. Anybody who's like that's what I'm going to do is the wrong person to be doing it.

[A]

Anybody the rest of my life. Yeah, she's like, that's all I'm going to do.

[B]

Anyone who's drawn to that as their, as their vocation to, to hunt down predators on YouTube or on stream, they are the wrong people to be doing it.

[E]

And yeah, I haven't been moving like that, but I've been yapping. Now I really don't got anything else to say. That's all I got to say, man. So I appreciate you guys and appreciate no more slot content, no more streams. So if you guys been enjoying the streams no more man, it's just gonna be straight, pray, content, straight pred content. Else man, you guys don't need to know about my life, you know what I mean? Because at the end of the day I don't know anything about your guys lives. You feel me? And what, you know, I'm not in charge of what, what is that? Entertainment. The only thing I'm in charge with is trying to get as many preds as I can as possible.

[C]

No, that's not your job. That's not your job.

[B]

That's not your job. You know, you probably have to be in law enforcement for that actually to be your job. What you're going to do is you're going to jeopardize who knows how many actual investigations into these, into these people.

[C]

Yeah, I, I, I don't think I pulled the clip. But there's a point where he was like, you know, I feel really bad because I'm like, what if this ruins my chances to catch a pred in this area? Because I with the cops it's like, yeah, maybe, maybe it would. I mean either way it's probably not going to affect things because you don't, you're not doing official investigations. But like still you're like on one side be like, I want to work with the cops to catch these predators. And on the other side he's like, you guys, why are you bothering me?

[B]

Like it's so stupid. It's so dumb.

[E]

So I'm not here to make you.

[C]

So that's pretty much it. And then 11 he announces, oh, interesting. All of the charges are dropped.

[B]

Oh, so are we going to go back to the, the live stream now?

[C]

He's like psych. Back to, back to IRL. We're going back to McDonald's right now.

[A]

He's really into T shirts. That's like his thing. He needs A T shirt for everything.

[B]

Yeah, that's such. That's so. Such like, old school merch. All charges dropped on me and my fans. No criminal record. Dismissed with prejudice. Time to go back to focus on catching, catching fire. Catching. Thank God for my lawyer.

[C]

He posted a video on Twitter as well.

[B]

Oh, my God. We have that. Okay. Wow, look at this loser.

[E]

Okay, the case, y'.

[B]

All.

[E]

So for you guys that don't know, we had court today.

[A]

He's getting a lift and all charges.

[B]

Yeah, right.

[E]

Is he prejudice?

[B]

He's not driving.

[D]

Driving.

[E]

I am fully acquitted, my fans. And the cool thing is, is the lawyer that I got for them, he has expunged their record completely. So their mug shot is going to be destroyed. And their finger.

[B]

He must be in a van. Right?

[A]

Also. Okay,

[E]

boys. Completely a free man. This case is completely behind me and I'm just ready to just move forward, going on catching and stuff.

[B]

But see, like, they're using. They use the predator thing to make themselves feel like better people. Because he's like sidestepping all the weird he did. And he's like, I just need to get back to what I'm.

[E]

What.

[B]

What my real, like, goal is in life. And it's just to, like, get the streets clean. It's like, right, no, you still up and did really weird. Catching predators in a outside of the legal system does not change any of the weird, disruptive you've been doing for years.

[E]

And you know, guys, genuinely. I know now leave that streaming and pranking stuff alone. And I'm gonna just, you know, worry about catching bad guys. So right now.

[B]

But he's done this before, right? He, like, gives up on it. A couple guys goes into like, Jesus mode.

[C]

Clip farming. Like, I'm done.

[E]

Keep us in your prayers and everything.

[B]

And the only people who still fall for it are children.

[E]

My supporters know I'm free. And I also wanted to let my haters know I'm free and either which way I appreciate you guys and you know, genuinely, from one multi millionaire to another, I love you guys.

[B]

Shut up. Shut the.

[C]

To tie our two main stories together. Number 12.

[B]

I remember this is. I remember this. Yeah, I remember this.

[C]

Jyon got banned from all NBA related events for pretending to sleep at a WNBA game.

[A]

Wow, he's so funny.

[B]

This is the kind of that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, here he is. Yeah.

[A]

So people who complain about, like, wnba, why do they watch it? Like, I don't understand it.

[B]

They complain about what?

[A]

About WNBA being too boring at, like, not. Not a good enough sport. Why do they Watch it. Why do.

[B]

They don't. They don't watch it. They don't. They don't really follow it. They just follow it enough to make fun of it. And if it comes up on their. Their feed, which is probably a lot of espn, but now that you can, like, collaborate with posts, they'll get a lot of espnw. And so then they just get mad that women's sports are on their. Are on their page. That's why none of them are actually watching it. Like, even most of the Caitlin Clark fans, they don't actually watch games. It's just. It's just about, like, her being this avatar for them. They don't care. Yeah.

[A]

And that's him getting a haircut.

[B]

It looks like this is at a. This is at an NBA game, I believe, given all the men sitting in the front, none of the lesbians. So, yeah, I guess he's gotten kicked out of both. So, yeah, sleeping at a W game is just like such a lazy, stupid joke. So.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, that. Thank you, David. That was great. That was a great segment.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Shout out. Give yourself an applause.

[C]

Sure, sure.

[B]

You sweet little bride.

[C]

It was very annoying to watch all of that for so long.

[B]

God. Terrible, Terrible. And thank you, Galia, for being here and hanging out with us.

[A]

Oh, you're always welcome.

[B]

Did you enjoy your very first shower ever?

[A]

Yeah, I did. I did.

[B]

You feel so clean.

[C]

Welcome.

[A]

I feel changed, genuinely. Like, genuinely. I feel changed genuinely. Genuinely.

[B]

So does that mean.

[A]

Genuinely.

[B]

Does that mean you're just going to focus on catching preds now?

[A]

Yeah, that's going to be.

[D]

Be.

[A]

Hi, guys. So from now on, I'm gonna quit Teddy Fresh. I'm gonna quit Teddy Glow. I'm gonna quit all of this H3, and I'm just gonna go and catch Preds non stop 24 7.

[B]

Let's go, let's go. Oh, all right. Let's read some soupies.

[C]

Let's do it and call it. Thank you for all the generous soupies. Not at cap said, all gussied up. Do you feel bonita, David? Genuinely, I feel bonita.

[B]

You look bonita. Honestly, the blush looks great on you. Yeah, really does.

[C]

My color?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, it kind of is.

[C]

Bailey said, as an Indiana Fever fan, you saying get AB and Kelsey away from that team on Twitter pissed me off so bad. We're not all racist and bad people, man.

[B]

I know that. It's just the. The racists are very, very loud and I don't like the way that the. The black women on that team are treated so by Those people. But I know there are real fans. There are fans that have been there for a long time. Obviously not talking about you. I'm sorry that your fandom has been overrun as well. Very sorry about that.

[C]

But please save Kelsey H3 Prime. And it said I just ordered both sides of the new. Both shades of the new blush. Can't wait to be as beautiful as David.

[B]

Yeah, thanks. You're gonna be. You can try. You can try. We'll see.

[C]

Aary Ara Hendron. Sorry if I said that wrong. Galia. A TFXWNBA collab would be super, super awesome. I know it might seem far fetched, but maybe Gwam could model for it. Shout out ADH3 gang.

[B]

Dude, that'd be so sick. I know there are some players that wear teddy fresh.

[A]

Yeah, they are. There are some players that we do see wearing teddy fresh from time to time. And genuinely, I agree, like love to get a WNBA collab. So. So if you know anyone into that is in like intellectual property Org of wnba, please reach out to me. Let's work it out. For sure. For sure.

[C]

Hell yeah.

[B]

I would love that.

[A]

The one like was a women in the basketball. Yeah, just like all over and then like Harley's face on the back. And remember David pulling the rabbit out of that one. We can pull that one for the collaboration.

[C]

Yeah, definitely. Genuinely, genuinely. Ruffian friends said the Portland Fire just honored me and two of my fellow drag artists last week. Love the energy in Moda Center. Shout out.

[A]

Yay.

[B]

Love that. That's awesome.

[C]

My name is Breezy said. What David said about the relationship between Argentina and other Latino countries is spot on. We just dislike them but don't hate them. I find messy a little endearing, but I'm ready for the new talent in soccer. Yeah. I mean, again, I. That that's a long standing beef to the point where like Mexicans rooted for Spain against Argentina and Spain were like our conquerors. That's. That's how deep the beef goes.

[A]

But honestly, when. When the final was happening. Yeah, honestly, genuinely when the final was happening at that point I was like, yes, Spain is going to win because they have such a strong, really tactical, really good team that is going to win for sure because they beat France at that point I was like, yeah, it's done. So I was watching and like hoping for a miracle. But everyone, like, I know that Spain is genuinely the best team this year.

[B]

Got you. Okay.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Makes sense.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know why. David, your mic sounds a little bit bizarro oh, I'm sorry. Does it sound. Does it sound weird to you, Kali, or is it just me?

[A]

Kind of a bit. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, it's like a little. Anyway, let's just finish up. That's okay. We'll figure it out.

[C]

Yeah, we have. We have a few more soupies. My name is Breezy. Oh, no, my name is Reese Said. I love you, Galia. I love hearing sports opinions. I personally know some leadership in the soccer sphere. Not soccer players. I would love to give you some. Some tea when I'm ready to disclose things.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

DM me on Instagram. Tell me everything. I'm just interested and every guy. Like guys, if you have any tea about your families or like your exes or anything, just DM it to me on Instagram.

[B]

Me too. Group chat.

[C]

Yeah, you can bring Harley in too if you want.

[A]

I think he would be interested. Just reacting to everything. Not replying, just like crying, laughing, emoji.

[B]

He loves. He loves a react button for sure.

[C]

Yeah, just reacting. Shout out. Smiling Sushi who just now sent five podcast gift memberships.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

Another one for Galia Said. Galia, my World cup beef with you was only that you said Canada wouldn't have qualified without it being automatic. We qualified for the last World cup tour. Top of our group ahead of Mexico and the usa.

[A]

Well, I never said that. I just said that Canada got not qualified because they were hosts, which is true. I just. I never said that they were not gonna club qualify because they're not good enough. But okay. Like I was rooting for a Canadian team this year. That was my first year rooting for Canada. I was watching all of their games. They did amazing. They got into like playoffs, which is great. And first ever for Canadian team. Man, comedian Canadian team. So that was a great experience all over. Let's go Canada. No beef with them all love. Okay, thank you.

[E]

Thank you.

[C]

Jen. Jen666 said. David, slay it. You look like a bronze God, my girly.

[B]

Thank you. Right?

[C]

Thank you so much.

[B]

That peach is so good on you.

[C]

Stop Pumpkin art. Oh, I have. I need to switch to my myself. Excuse me. Pumpkin Ary said. Finally ordered Teddy glow for the first time. Can't wait. Thank you so much. Head for bringing me joy on my darkest days. Shout out to you.

[B]

Thank you. Thank you. And this lasts forever. Like there is so much in there and you need so little for it to do anything. As you can see on David, I mean you just did like a little bit. It's going to last you forever. Forever.

[C]

H3 Prime Minute said, can we get a wedding wedding photo app after David gets married? I'm dying to see Kate's dress.

[B]

That would be fun. I will. I will bring some photos after David comes back and we can see his photos, too.

[C]

Radical808 said, My friend has dropped all friendship privilege from. From me. Not just remove me from the wedding. The wedding court as best man, because I won't. I wasn't able to sleep at the hotel. I. I was still waiting to do everything else for him and be there. Dan. Damn, that sucks.

[A]

What the.

[C]

I'm so sorry.

[B]

Crazy. That's crazy. That's not a good. That's not a friend. Like, you learned something. Yeah, I know it's painful, but that's. That makes no sense.

[C]

Yeah. Shout out. Yildwall, who just donated right now, said, I quit my job yesterday and finally got out of an emotionally abusive workspace. Can I get a Veronica and a little bit of hype to get me less scared about being unemployed?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

First of all, Veronica.

[B]

Veronica. Oh, God. A toxic workplace is like. It's so bad for you. So I'm glad that you're out and you will find another place and you'll be like, oh, my God, I wish I left sooner. Every place is not like that. You're going to be okay. You're totally going to be okay, Veronica.

[D]

Boo. Boo.

[C]

Minute said. From his first Poker Stream commentary to celebrating his bachelorette party, we have been so lucky to have David. Congrats, David and Jenny. Wishing you a long, happy marriage. Thank you so much. That's very sweet. Thank you.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

And finally, Leo Gomez said, finally, more Galia. I want her on every episode. Please.

[B]

We love Galaxy Galia.

[A]

Thank you so much. Sweet, but, yeah, sometimes I'm just so busy that, like, even today it was a challenge to get here. But I got here and I love you.

[E]

He.

[B]

She came through for the shower. We love that.

[A]

I showered. I showered, showered.

[B]

And she'll be back. She'll be back, back very, very soon. We love Galia, too. Well, everybody, that's Friday. Make sure you watch Ethan tomorrow night on the Oliver Tree Memorial. Can't wait to cry. Can't wait to cry. Congratulations, David, on your bridal shower.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

You.

[B]

You nailed it. You did everything right.

[C]

Next time. Next. Next time we talk about this, I'll share our first date story, which is pretty crazy.

[B]

Oh, my God, I can't wait.

[C]

We'll talk about that next.

[B]

Yeah, we'll have a. We'll have a whole romance episode before your wedding.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. Well, we will see you Wednesday. Oh, no, we'll see you Tuesday for true twos.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Have a great weekend, everybody. And yeah, we'll talk to you soon. Bye.

[E]

It.