Podcast Title: Handsome
Host(s): Tig Notaro, Fortune Feimster, Mae Martin
Episode: Bowen Yang Asks About Diner Orders
Release Date: July 22, 2025
Introduction
In this engaging episode of Handsome, hosted by Tig Notaro, Fortune Feimster, and Mae Martin, Bowen Yang poses an intriguing question: "What is your diner order, and what does that say about you?" The trio delves into their personal preferences, sharing amusing anecdotes and heartfelt reflections that reveal much about their personalities through their favorite diner meals.
Setting the Stage
The episode begins with light-hearted banter as the hosts discuss everyday topics, setting a relaxed and humorous tone for the conversation.
Notable Quote:
Tig Notaro [01:11]:
"Am I driving at home a little too hard? Am I trying desperately to convince people that we're handsome?"
Vegan Cheese Debate
A significant portion of the conversation revolves around cheese preferences, particularly vegan cheese. The hosts passionately debate the merits and drawbacks of cheese, using it as a springboard to discuss broader themes of personal taste and dietary choices.
Notable Quote:
Mae Martin [04:32]:
"I'll cancel the fondue I was going to send to your house. I'm a big, big cheese guy."
Fortune Feimster [04:38]:
"I love cheese. Y'all know how I feel about a charcuterie board. It's just the melted cheese right now. I'm taking a break from."
Bench Moments and Personal Reflections
Fortune introduces the concept of "bench moments" — instances where one sits on a bench and reflects on life. This segment highlights the hosts' introspective sides, juxtaposed with their comedic interactions.
Notable Quote:
Fortune Feimster [05:17]:
"I had both, where I was just eating a burrito. And then other times where I was being reflective and thinking about life and all the things and going down, you know, different paths."
Meet and Greets Discussion
The conversation shifts to the topic of meet and greets, especially in the context of Tig's potential participation. The hosts humorously speculate on how Tig might handle such interactions, blending humor with genuine curiosity about fan engagement.
Notable Quote:
Mae Martin [31:33]:
"I'll come on tour with you, and then they can meet me after. I'll do the meet and greets. They can grab my booty."
Bowen Yang’s Question: Diner Orders
Bowen Yang’s question serves as the focal point of the episode. The hosts take turns revealing their classic diner orders and interpreting what these choices say about their personalities.
Mae Martin’s Diner Order:
Mae Martin [62:12]:
"For me, it's scrambled eggs plus bacon, hash browns or home fries, what have you. Potato side, some rye toast. I think what that says about me is that I'm a little salty, but I've got different textures that contain multitudes. There's something for everyone."
Fortune Feimster’s Diner Order:
Fortune Feimster [51:50]:
"I want a good, like either a cheeseburger or a club sandwich. Oh, those. Something about that sourdough bread toasted at these diners. So good."
Further elaboration:
[52:17]:
"I'm not really a breakfast for dinner kind of gal. If I'm eating breakfast, I prefer it in the breakfast hours. And I'm usually doing a hash brown, extra crispy. One scrambled egg. I don't like it when they give me like three because I know I'm not gonna eat it."
Tig Notaro’s Diner Order:
Tig Notaro [62:57]:
"What do you mean, real bananas? There's not real bananas in bananas. There's a vegan butter on toast with jam. I really..."
Further elaboration:
[63:17]:
"Hold on one second. I just realized you do this sometimes when you talk. I think when you talk about something uncomfortable, you put your finger on your nose."
[62:57]:
"What, I have a pretty classic diner order the other day, which I don't typically order this, but it was so good. I had a full-on Beyond Meat burger with vegan cheese and onion rings."
Interpretations of Diner Orders
The hosts humorously analyze their orders to draw conclusions about their personalities. Mae relates her choice to being "a little salty" yet "cozy," Fortune's preference hints at a balance between indulgence and mindfulness, and Tig's choice showcases her practical yet indulgent side.
Notable Quote:
Mae Martin [62:12]:
"I think what that says about me is that I'm a little salty, but I've got different textures that contain multitudes."
Additional Banter and Stories
Throughout the episode, the hosts intersperse their main discussion with various side conversations, including anecdotes about childhood, driving experiences, and humorous takes on reality TV shows like "Queer Ultimatum."
Notable Quote:
Fortune Feimster [37:45]:
"I was pulled over by the Portugal police... they were just pulling people over left and right for speeding."
Conclusion and Upcoming Events
As the episode wraps up, the hosts share information about their upcoming performances and projects, inviting listeners to join them at events and stay connected through social media.
Notable Quote:
Tig Notaro [65:03]:
"I'm also working out new material at Largo Dynasty, Typewriter and Comedy bar bouncing between LA and Toronto. So come check me out at tignotaro.com for all the information."
Final Thoughts
This episode of Handsome offers a delightful blend of humor, personal insights, and thoughtful reflections, all anchored by Bowen Yang’s intriguing question about diner orders. Through their shared stories and laughter, Tig, Fortune, and Mae provide listeners with a deeper understanding of their personalities, making for an entertaining and relatable conversation.
Note: Throughout the episode, the hosts occasionally reference and discuss various television shows and personal experiences, adding layers of depth and humor to their interactions. Their chemistry and candidness make the episode both informative and highly entertaining for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.