Kyle Mooney asks about clothes you miss

Summary

Handsome Podcast — Episode Summary

Episode: Kyle Mooney asks about clothes you miss
Hosts: Tig Notaro, Fortune Feimster, Mae Martin
Date: June 2, 2026
Guest/Question Asker: Kyle Mooney

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Main Theme

The episode orbits around nostalgia, personal memories, and identity as the hosts respond to a question from comedian Kyle Mooney about pieces of clothing they miss. The trio reflect on fashion journeys, sentimental garments, the meaning attached to personal style across different phases of life, and the humor that emerges from awkward or earnest fashion choices.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Day Drinking & Vacations Vibes

• The episode opens with light banter about day drinking, specifically the appeal of a "secret" daytime buzz, the European tradition of Aperol spritzes, and the feeling of relaxed vacation afternoons.
  • Quote:
    Mae Martin: "I love having a secret like that. Like nobody knows…just a couple of beers…and then we just walked around with a little daytime buzz. And it's just like, your little secret." (02:49)
  • Fortune jokes about mixing caffeine and alcohol and laments her poor choice of knit pants on a hot day, leading to "major swamp ass." (05:23)

2. Nicknames, Fans, and Weird Gifts

• Tig reveals she's received fan-made plush birds representing each host. The group laughs about the oddity and charm of these gifts.
  • Quote:
    Tig: "These are us as birds that a fan has made. Birds in suits. And then I've saved the best to last." (08:25)
  • They revisit past discussions about drawings and caricatures, with Fortune noting she prefers being depicted as a bird:
    Fortune: "As a bird, I’m gorgeous. Also crazy." (10:17)

3. Touring, Tattoos, and Change

• Tig reflects on the near-end of her tour, sharing that she got a tattoo of a tour bus to commemorate the experience:
  Tig: “Well, the tattoo is permanent, and I didn't have that before...It's been like...there's been a real emotional depth to it. I really loved it. But, yeah, I'm ready for it to end.” (11:34)
• The tour bus tattoo sparks jokes about its potential "stinky" legacy owing to Tig’s bathroom mishaps on tour.

4. Face Casts and "Gay Face"

• Mae shares a very masculine digital face cast created for an undisclosed project, prompting jokes about celebrity lookalikes and “gay face.”
  • Fortune: “It kind of looks like that guy, the British guy that Taylor Swift dated for a minute. Tom somebody.” (14:16)
  • Mae: "I am a gay person and I present...leaning in a masculine direction. I look at this picture myself and I go, okay, what if I dated men and I identified with being straight? Would my face still fall this way?" (15:14)
  • Discussions of physical and psychological discomfort during the face cast process, including claustrophobia. (20:01)

5. Pranks & Childhood Antics

• Tig shares a prank story involving being locked in a closet with a hidden speaker — an experience she found more stressful than funny. This sparks debate over the nature and ethics of pranks.
  • Tig: “I like [pranks] because it shows someone was thinking about you. And focusing on you.” (21:49)
  • The group reminisces about classic sleepover pranks (freezing bras, warm water trick) and discusses the difference between harmless and mean-spirited jokes.

6. Beauty Devices & Parental Influences

• The hosts discuss beauty products, specifically depuffers and red-light masks, and how parental comments (such as Tig’s mom’s fixation on "puffy faces") linger in adult insecurities. (28:44)

7. Kyle Mooney’s Question: Clothes You Miss

[29:57] Kyle Mooney asks:
"Is there a piece of clothing you miss, maybe something that you wore a lot at a certain point in your life, or maybe something that just brings back a lot of memories that you lost or you don't know where it is?"

A. Mae Martin

• Deeply nostalgic about a "Gap brown corduroy hooded jacket" from early teens, associating it with "gender euphoria" and a sense of comfort. (31:20)
  • Mae: "It was so comforting, and it was very, like, gender euphoric for me at that age..." (31:20)
• Also mentions a Paul McCartney "Wings" tour T-shirt, now threadbare and full of holes, which she regrets not preserving better. (33:45)

B. Tig Notaro

• Shares memories of concert T-shirts and vintage items, especially a Go-Go’s T-shirt and childhood sports jerseys. Her mother kept many of these, and now Tig cycles them through her own children. (33:31, 52:03)

C. Fortune Feimster

• Recalls waves of regrettable stand-up "uniforms": vests, ties, sweater vests, golf shirts, and eventually "shackets" (shirt-jackets).
  • Fortune: "Early days, it was a vest…then it moved into sweater vest…then it moved into golf shirts…then into button-up short sleeve shirts and bow ties." (38:54)
• Has a soft spot for Sebago boat shoes and turquoise Umbro shorts, humorous about her lack of socks and the consequences for her friends’ parents. (41:05)
• Rueful about a lost pair of supportive underwear, describing them as "like a little hammock" for her "saggy coots." (48:33)

D. Kyle Mooney’s Own Garment Memory

[49:44]

• Shares about a thrifted T-shirt from college: "If I die and don't go to heaven, send me to Aruba," with an iguana drinking in a Hawaiian shirt—a silly shirt that symbolized his self-discovery in his twenties.
  • Kyle: "I wore it probably weekly from the year 2005 until 2011 or something like that… I'm taken back to being in my 20s and figuring out who I was and even, like, kind of figuring out how I wanted to present myself to the world." (50:00)

8. The Sentiment of Souvenirs and Humor in Nostalgia

• The hosts discuss the cultural resurgence and premium on vintage T-shirts, the joys of collecting, and how value is humorously added in their family (“if Abby Wambach licked it, it would be worth more”). (47:14)
• Fortune: "Support for the coots, you know…you reach that age where your dragon coot—the cooter's dropping." (48:46)
• Mae and Tig both still treasure, and even rotate, childhood garments: YMCA soccer jerseys, iron-on "official troublemaker" T-shirts from the ’70s, and even old wallets.
  • Mae: "My mother had these little shirts and stuff saved of mine, and when she died and I went through her stuff...then I gave them my kids, and they wore them, and then they grew out of them. And now I just have them again." (53:09)

9. Slogan T-shirts, Self-Image, and Fan Gifts

• Banter about embarrassing or clever T-shirts ("Official Troublemaker", "Here for the Snacks", "It's always the quiet ones"). (50:56, 54:05)
• Tig shows off a fan-made T-shirt referencing her favorite Seinfeld blooper: "It means whatever the hell you want it to mean." (56:23)

10. Appreciation for Kyle Mooney

• Mae emphasizes the unique, earnest kindness of Kyle Mooney:
  • Mae: “He has such an earnest, kind way…that I love that mix of silliness and sincerity." (55:05)
• All agree he “radiates kindness” and is a “silly man.” (55:41)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Mae: “I love having a secret like that…your little secret.” (02:49)
• Tig: “Because then I can also complain about what am I gonna do with all this stuff and that there's a joy in complaining.” (10:45)
• Fortune: “As a bird, I’m gorgeous. Also crazy.” (10:17)
• Tig: "God, I wish I could rhyme better." (06:25)
• Mae: “I am a gay person and I present…leaning in a masculine direction. I look at this picture myself and I go, okay, what if I dated men and I identified with being straight? Would my face still fall this way?” (15:14)
• Tig: “I like [pranks] because it shows someone was thinking about you. And focusing on you.” (21:49)
• Fortune (on her favorite lost underwear): "Support for the coots, you know…you reach that age where your dragon coot—the cooter's dropping. Oh, my God." (48:46)
• Kyle Mooney: "When I see a picture of it, I'm taken back to being in my 20s and figuring out who I was and even, like, kind of figuring out what. How I wanted to present myself to the world." (50:00)
• Mae (about vintage T-shirt shops): “There should be more of those iron-on T shirt places. I love that.” (53:33)
• Tig (about the Elaine/Seinfeld T-shirt): “It's such a niche pop culture moment that…blooper really cheers me up.” (56:32)
• Mae (about Kyle Mooney): “He has such an earnest, kind way…that I love that mix of silliness and sincerity.” (55:05)

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Important Timestamps

• 02:49 — Mae reminisces on the secret pleasures of day drinking
• 08:25 — Tig unveils fan-made bird plushies of the hosts
• 11:34 — Tig talks about her tour-ending tattoo and emotional growth
• 15:14 — Mae reflects on “gay face” and identity through facial structure
• 21:49 — Pranks: cruel or thoughtful acts?
• 29:57 — Kyle Mooney’s question is introduced and replayed
• 31:20–32:30 — Mae/Nostalgia for gap corduroy jacket and gender euphoria
• 33:31 — Mae on concert T-shirt collection and Paul McCartney shirt
• 38:54–39:53 — Fortune details her evolving stand-up “uniforms”
• 41:05 — Fortune’s saga of stinky boat shoes
• 44:32–45:18 — Mae laments the loss of a tiny black-and-white checked Super Dry blazer
• 49:44 — Kyle Mooney shares his Aruba iguana shirt story
• 53:33 — Tig and Mae discuss iron-on T-shirt shops & keeping childhood shirts
• 56:23 — Tig reveals fan-gifted Seinfeld/Elaine T-shirt
• 55:05 — Mae praises Kyle Mooney’s blend of silliness and sincerity

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Tone & Language

Warm, silly, and self-deprecating, the hosts move fluidly from heartfelt nostalgia to absurd humor, with playful teasing and genuine affection. The language is casual, improvisational, and peppered with Canadian and Southern colloquialisms.

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Conclusion

This episode is a rich exploration of the unexpected power clothing holds over memory and self-image. With humor and candor, the hosts (and Kyle Mooney) celebrate beloved garments as symbols of lost eras, personal milestones, or pure comfort. They also interrogate the fashion choices of youth with humility and comedic hindsight, making the episode both touching and hilariously relatable.

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Transcript

[Tig Notaro]

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[May Martin]

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[Tig Notaro]

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[May Martin]

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[Tig Notaro]

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[Fortune Feimster]

Stay.

[May Martin]

And we're here.

[Fortune Feimster]

Welcome to the Handsome Pod.

[May Martin]

This is going well.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yes, it is. I had an app for all spritz.

[May Martin]

Oh, are you day drunk?

[Fortune Feimster]

No, I just had one.

[May Martin]

Are you, Dave? Buzzed?

[Fortune Feimster]

Not even buzzed. But I just think when you have an afternoon with one, aperol spread says pretty exciting.

[May Martin]

I don't know what that is. And. And I've really.

[Fortune Feimster]

Have you heard of them?

[May Martin]

I think from you the other day. Did you mention it yesterday?

[Fortune Feimster]

Probably.

[May Martin]

Okay. Yeah. But I have to say, even though I don't drink.

[Fortune Feimster]

Huh?

[May Martin]

When I did, my favorite was day drinking.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh yeah, drinking.

[May Martin]

I love having a secret like that. Like nobody knows.

[Fortune Feimster]

You're not even keeping it a secret. I had one.

[May Martin]

I'm telling you. I Like, to keep it a secret. Like, I liked to have, like, a couple of beers, and then, like, I remember one Valentine's Day, Stephanie and I went to this bar by the beach, and we had just a couple of beers, and then we just walked around with a little daytime buzz. And it's just like, your little secret. And. And that. I don't. I love that feeling. Like, we're not trashed.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

Just like, day buzzed and wandering around.

[Fortune Feimster]

Sure. 2.

[May Martin]

2:30 in the afternoon.

[Tig Notaro]

It's a very vacation feeling. And then you go. You take a nap, and then you go. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

So an aperol spritz is very popular in Europe.

[May Martin]

Oh, okay. Fancy pantsy.

[Fortune Feimster]

And when it gets hot, it's very refreshing.

[May Martin]

Okay.

[Fortune Feimster]

It is a little bit of champagne, and it's a little bit of aperol. It's a. Which is like a liqueur, a little bit of soda water, and a slice of orange. And it is a delicious refreshing. You put it on a lot of a ton of ice, which you know, I love.

[May Martin]

Ton ruins the vibe.

[Tig Notaro]

I know. You put it. It's this delicate champagne.

[May Martin]

And I. And I say orange differently than you.

[Fortune Feimster]

Orange. You say orange.

[May Martin]

Orange.

[Fortune Feimster]

Orange. Orange.

[Tig Notaro]

And what do you say?

[Fortune Feimster]

Orange.

[May Martin]

I say orange.

[Fortune Feimster]

What do you say?

[Tig Notaro]

Orange.

[May Martin]

Of course you do.

[Tig Notaro]

I say orange. Orange.

[Fortune Feimster]

Orange, yeah. Say orange.

[Tig Notaro]

Is that one of those words that you're. You're not able to rhyme with? Is that. Orange is one of them, right?

[Fortune Feimster]

Sounds like it.

[May Martin]

Yeah. But I feel like Eminem rhymed with orange. Can you look it up?

[Tig Notaro]

Thomas, to make point?

[May Martin]

He was like, yeah, yeah. I feel like he was like, that's.

[Tig Notaro]

He was like, wrong. You can rhyme with smoring.

[Fortune Feimster]

In the same situation, I also had a. A brown sugar ice latte and a strawberry matcha.

[May Martin]

What do you mean in the same situation?

[Tig Notaro]

You mean, like today?

[Fortune Feimster]

Brunch?

[May Martin]

Oh, yeah, yeah. So you do seem a little buzzed.

[Fortune Feimster]

I think it's more the caffeine than it is.

[May Martin]

Okay.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, brown sugar sounds good.

[Fortune Feimster]

Because it was outside and it was very hot, and I made the mistake of wearing knit pants.

[Tig Notaro]

I thought you were gonna say nip something. Nip tasks.

[Fortune Feimster]

K N, I T. You know, fortune's

[May Martin]

always bragging about having nips.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

And my nips were nipping, and I had major swamp. Ass.

[May Martin]

Swamp.

[Tig Notaro]

So far, you're on fire. This episode, girl, we've had a swamp.

[May Martin]

That's such a good song. But speaking of good songs, what did you find? Thomas?

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. Do you want to hear Eminem talking about it?

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

Sweaty with spaghetti. And I love that.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. I put my orange 4 inch door hinge in storage.

[Fortune Feimster]

There you go.

[May Martin]

Porridge with George. Storage. Oh, my gosh.

[Fortune Feimster]

That's right.

[May Martin]

That's why he's the master. Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

Twist them up a little bit.

[Tig Notaro]

Four inch. I would. Yeah. I wouldn't have thought four ridge door inch. Yeah.

[May Martin]

I mean, but that's good. That is like a little window into genius right there.

[Tig Notaro]

God, I wish I could rhyme better.

[May Martin]

Well, you know what I. What it made me think is we need to come up with a brand new word that rhymes with or. Fortune is day drunk and we need to just come to terms. She has her face fluffer. What is it?

[Fortune Feimster]

My de Puffer. Oh, my.

[Tig Notaro]

I know. I was just electrified by the idea of a. A word challenge. And. And like. And then. And then fortune starts to puff in her.

[May Martin]

Can we block Fortune's video?

[Fortune Feimster]

No. Continue talking. I'm just depuffing.

[Tig Notaro]

I just bought one for my mom. And again, this is not an ad. We're not sponsored by depuffer. But she loves it.

[May Martin]

Oh, I thought it was an ad for your mother.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, this is not an ad for my mom.

[Fortune Feimster]

I spent Mother's Day with my mom.

[Tig Notaro]

Good.

[Fortune Feimster]

As you should have.

[Tig Notaro]

Wait, isn't it still coming up?

[Fortune Feimster]

This is coming up of this recording. I love that you.

[Tig Notaro]

You volunteered it. So we're gonna be like. Well, how was it?

[Fortune Feimster]

What happened? I don't know yet.

[May Martin]

I bet it went well.

[Fortune Feimster]

I bet it went well. Yeah.

[May Martin]

But it was a beautiful time.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, I. Nothing. I'm here. I'm in my little office and I. Last time we were together, I had forgotten the thing I wanted to show you guys that a fan gave me. Yeah, I just. I hope you're as delighted by these as I am, but I'll just one by one reveal, so.

[Fortune Feimster]

Okay.

[Tig Notaro]

And I don't know who made these. I'm so sorry. But someone really smart. Okay. This is me as a bird. Okay?

[Fortune Feimster]

So this is so great, so good.

[Tig Notaro]

Okay.

[Fortune Feimster]

This puffy chess.

[Tig Notaro]

This is Tig as a bird. And Tig has a little bottle with it says dike dust.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, like the minus six hair looks very Elvis.

[Tig Notaro]

These are us as birds that a fan has made. Birds and suits. And then I've saved the best to last.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, no. I'm. I'm so scared.

[Tig Notaro]

I just know. I love.

[Fortune Feimster]

What's this bird gonna be? Oh, no,

[Tig Notaro]

I love.

[Fortune Feimster]

I knew it was gonna be something insane.

[May Martin]

That is unbelievable.

[Tig Notaro]

Is this not you in as a 100?

[May Martin]

You're gonna say in A nutshell, but in an eggshell.

[Fortune Feimster]

Look at that wild hair.

[Tig Notaro]

It's so good.

[Fortune Feimster]

So blonde. I'm so blonde. Look at that.

[May Martin]

That is really inspired and great. And why in birds, is there a connection? I'm forgetting?

[Tig Notaro]

No, I don't think there's a bird. Maybe this person makes.

[Fortune Feimster]

This person maybe specializes in birds.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. Oh, okay.

[Fortune Feimster]

We're birds. Handsome birds.

[Tig Notaro]

This hair is like Shirley Temples. Like, it's like a little.

[Fortune Feimster]

The curls are curling.

[May Martin]

Are those snuggly? Those little.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. You're gonna sleep with them?

[Tig Notaro]

Well, I'll sleep with them for sure. Obviously, I have been all three of them. The. The wings are very soft, but. No, the bodies are tight and hard.

[May Martin]

Wings.

[Fortune Feimster]

I ran into somebody that was like. I heard the podcast y' all did about not, like, where you said you didn't like caricatures that are drawn of you, and. And then gave me one, and I was like, this is a lot better.

[Tig Notaro]

So they were being like, look, they can be good.

[Fortune Feimster]

I got. I have one of you that you're gonna like. And it was. I looked insane.

[May Martin]

Well, and that person just found out.

[Fortune Feimster]

But listen, they're good at caricatures. I just don't look good as a caricature. I look crazy.

[May Martin]

Okay. But as a bird.

[Fortune Feimster]

As a bird, I'm gorgeous.

[May Martin]

Also crazy. Oh,

[Tig Notaro]

but look at all this stuff I got to go through.

[Fortune Feimster]

Like, those are your gifts.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

You are bringing this on myself. Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

By drawing attention and, like, sorting and organizing. And when you.

[Fortune Feimster]

When you ask, when you, like, talk about it, it makes people want to give you. You're gonna get things. Yeah.

[May Martin]

You're gonna get so much more. Is that what you want?

[Tig Notaro]

I think secretly, yeah. Because then I can. Because then I can also complain about what am I gonna do with all this stuff and that there's a joy in complaining. But I. I do love it. Like, and I only have four cities left on the tour, so.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh. So you never know.

[May Martin]

Wow. Are you feeling somewhat sad, or are you, like, I can't wrap up quick enough?

[Tig Notaro]

Like, both. I'm. I'm really gonna miss it, and I. You know, I got my tattoo to commemorate it, and I feel lucky and had. Like, it's been like. Like, it's actually changed me. Like, it's. I've learned a lot, but I've been

[Fortune Feimster]

change for the better.

[Tig Notaro]

I didn't say for the better.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, it changed you. It hardened you.

[Tig Notaro]

No, it did change me for the better. It's been like. Like, there's been a real emotional depth to it. I really loved it. But, yeah, I'm ready for it to end.

[May Martin]

What is. What is the biggest change that you've.

[Tig Notaro]

Well, the tattoo is permanent, and I didn't have that before.

[Fortune Feimster]

Wait, can you remind me what the tattoo is?

[May Martin]

Thank you for asking.

[Tig Notaro]

Maybe I never showed you.

[Fortune Feimster]

I don't know if you did.

[May Martin]

I feel like you were showing. Were you showing our guests at the live show?

[Tig Notaro]

It's the tour bus.

[May Martin]

Hulu.

[Fortune Feimster]

It's this.

[Tig Notaro]

It's a little tour bus.

[May Martin]

Oh, okay. Yeah, that sounds familiar.

[Fortune Feimster]

Which, yeah, I think you said it, but I. Now that seems familiar. But we never saw it.

[Tig Notaro]

As you know, I clogged the tour bus toilet twice.

[Fortune Feimster]

We're just going to assume that tattoo stinks.

[Tig Notaro]

Scratch and sniff. Stinky bus Tattoo is rancid.

[Fortune Feimster]

Your nickname on the tour is stinky bus.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, my God.

[May Martin]

And takes as long as I'm little boat.

[Fortune Feimster]

Little, little boat. I saw Britney Snow after our live show, and she said she was rocking her little cowboy hat around town.

[Tig Notaro]

No way.

[May Martin]

Where did you see her?

[Fortune Feimster]

At the brunch today.

[May Martin]

Oh, okay.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, my God, Please let there be a paparazzi picture of her wearing that hat.

[Fortune Feimster]

A little cowboy. Because, you know, it does fit her show. Hunting wives. Because a bunch of.

[May Martin]

Oh, it's Texas.

[Fortune Feimster]

Texas. Yeah. Oh, that was funny.

[May Martin]

Sure.

[Tig Notaro]

Really good.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. Okay, you guys, what else? Should I puff some more?

[May Martin]

I know something that will.

[Fortune Feimster]

You have a secret?

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, girl, spill.

[May Martin]

Well, I can't tell you. I can't sit. This can't be on the podcast.

[Fortune Feimster]

Let's talk about something that we can't record. No, I'm.

[May Martin]

I'm going to be. This is wild. No, no, I just can't say what this is for. But I can show you the most disturbing, manly looking image of me that you'll ever see in your life. I. I had, you know, a life cast where they have to, like.

[Tig Notaro]

Yes.

[May Martin]

You know, just like they have to make something for me that is okay.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. Yeah. So you don't want to say what it's for, but.

[May Martin]

Yeah, it hasn't. It hasn't been announced yet.

[Tig Notaro]

Okay.

[May Martin]

Filming.

[Fortune Feimster]

So you're filming something that hasn't been announced?

[May Martin]

Exactly. Okay, but this is disgusting. And it's not. It's actual. It's actually my face on a computer. Scanned.

[Fortune Feimster]

Huh. Oh, wow.

[Tig Notaro]

My God.

[Fortune Feimster]

That is crazy.

[Tig Notaro]

Holy.

[May Martin]

Yes.

[Fortune Feimster]

It kind of looks like that guy, the British guy that Taylor Swift dated for a minute. Tom somebody.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, who plays Loki.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, what's his name?

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

Pull up a picture of him. Tell me that's not.

[Tig Notaro]

I don't see it. I'm seeing. No, I'm seeing, like, maybe an ancient Roman emperor who had a Tom Hiddleston. You think Tom. Can we see it again?

[May Martin]

Of course. I'm happy to show this off.

[Fortune Feimster]

Show it. Actually, I feel like.

[May Martin]

People tell me I look like him.

[Fortune Feimster]

Come on, bring it up.

[May Martin]

I feel like I've been tagged twins.

[Fortune Feimster]

Look at that. That's crazy.

[Tig Notaro]

And if you're just listening to this, Tigs showing us. It's like a. This is the same. A bold blue thing of her face. It looks really. Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

What is.

[Tig Notaro]

How are you feeling looking at that?

[Fortune Feimster]

I feel like I'm very good at this.

[May Martin]

I. I think it's real and it's honest. And it also makes me think, like, okay, I am a gay person and I present in a more, you know, leaning in a masculine direction. I look at this picture myself and I go, okay, what if I dated men and I identified with being straight? Would my face still fall this way? You know what I mean?

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. Like.

[May Martin]

Like there's something going on because. Yes, go ahead.

[Tig Notaro]

Because I. People say there's such a thing as gay face, right? Like, and you either. I kind of. I kind of know what they mean. Like, there's like a day drunk astron face.

[Fortune Feimster]

She's day drunk. No, but I have a gay face. But you're day drunk. Is this a gay face if you're day drunk? Look, am I gay in my face? You are drunk in your day. I'm not drunk.

[Tig Notaro]

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[May Martin]

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[Fortune Feimster]

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[May Martin]

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[May Martin]

Okay. But. Yeah, I think I have resting gay face.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, for sure.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. I would like to see.

[May Martin]

Would you have known that was me?

[Fortune Feimster]

No, I would think it was Tom Hiddleston.

[May Martin]

I probably should have led with.

[Fortune Feimster]

Who do you think this is, Tom Hiddleston?

[Tig Notaro]

I think I would have thought it was like your. Your brother or your. Or your uncle or something.

[Fortune Feimster]

I thought it was your grandpa.

[May Martin]

Grandpa.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, it's.

[Tig Notaro]

I mean, when you see someone about

[Fortune Feimster]

the good old days, the Judds, but without hair.

[Tig Notaro]

I mean, anyone with like, imagine fortune, totally b. Imagine me totally bald. Well.

[May Martin]

And also, I can see all of, like, my lack of symmetry.

[Tig Notaro]

Right.

[May Martin]

You know, it, like, it just highlights every truth to my face.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

When they told me I had to do a life cast, which is what that's called, I misunderstood. And I thought they were saying it only needed to be the back of my head. And when they started putting the wet clay across my eyes and mouth, I got completely claustrophobic.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, my God. Yes.

[May Martin]

And I had to wave to stop.

[Fortune Feimster]

I've heard that. Super claustrophobic. Whoa.

[Tig Notaro]

Did they put straws. Straws in your nose and stuff, and you're supposed to breathe through your. I can't.

[May Martin]

There were no straws. But, like, I just. They allowed me to have one Eye without the clay. And I just shut my eye, but I was like, no can do.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, my God, no can do. How long did it take again?

[May Martin]

Honestly, it wasn't even that long, but even a second covered in that was terrifying. I don't like that. Are you claustrophobic?

[Fortune Feimster]

No, but that just. I don't like the feeling of not being able to breathe. Like, I went scuba diving once, and it was. It was not for me.

[Tig Notaro]

Same. I get. I'm pretty claustrophobic. Yeah. If, like, if you're doing an escape room and they say, is anyone here claustrophobic? I say, yes.

[May Martin]

So I must say, and how does that fix anything?

[Tig Notaro]

Then maybe you go, I don't want to be the one to scurry into the little dark corridor.

[Fortune Feimster]

Don't get me scurrying, y'. All.

[Tig Notaro]

I had a close friend who. We were pranking each other back and forth for years, and so one of the pranks he did on me was he got me into his closet and closed the door and locked it. And it was a small, dark closet. And then he'd hidden in there a speaker. And it was his voice going, hello, May put rats in the closet with you. And I. I. Everyone's laughing, and I was going, let me out. Let me out. It's not funny anymore. And then I had to. I thought, I gotta get through this. And so I just went silent, and I just put my head down, and I was like, this will be over soon. And it was really weird because it was just a funny prank, but I

[May Martin]

was like, like, no, but it wasn't a funny prank.

[Tig Notaro]

No, I was freaking out.

[Fortune Feimster]

I don't like pranks.

[Tig Notaro]

I like them because it shows someone was thinking about you.

[Fortune Feimster]

No.

[Tig Notaro]

And focusing on you.

[Fortune Feimster]

That's. That's an interesting perception of a prank. I've never heard. I've never heard that before I met. Someone's thinking of you, huh?

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, that kind of like someone's gone out of their way to prepare something to. To delight or torment you. Either way, it's nice that they were thinking about it.

[Fortune Feimster]

Someone went out of their way to Tor. How cool.

[May Martin]

Okay, so when I've told you about my prank where I go out into the back patio of somebody's house and I say, just so everybody knows, I'm going to bed. 10 minutes. You don't like that?

[Fortune Feimster]

No, that's like, whatever.

[May Martin]

Okay.

[Fortune Feimster]

It's more of your prank where you, like, tying everyone's shoes together at the table.

[May Martin]

Oh, okay.

[Tig Notaro]

You wouldn't like that.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

Really? I. I'D be like, oh great, we got something to talk about, you know?

[Fortune Feimster]

Or like. But that one's kind of harmless. So it's like it would just kind of like. Okay, okay. But I guess it would be more

[Tig Notaro]

like like if I sent you an letter.

[Fortune Feimster]

Okay, let's pretend we're on the girl scouts.

[May Martin]

I Camp handsome.

[Fortune Feimster]

Camp handsome. And we're in our bunks and you put like a snake in my bed.

[May Martin]

Oh, I'm not into that stuff.

[Fortune Feimster]

Or you like.

[May Martin]

Or even a frog or.

[Fortune Feimster]

You froze my bra.

[Tig Notaro]

Is that a prank?

[Fortune Feimster]

My honey love you friend. Is that like a well known prank, my honey love. Wait, if you freeze my honey love,

[Tig Notaro]

I swear to God. Did you just invent that or is that a thing freezing bras?

[Fortune Feimster]

No, that was like a thing when we were kids that really people would do as like. Like they would pick one girl, take her bra and put it in the freezer. I don't know why. Or did you do the. The thing where when someone's sleeping you.

[May Martin]

If you.

[Fortune Feimster]

They said if you put their hand in water they would pee themselves.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

Warm water.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

See like I'm not into that.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

That kind of stuff. I guess the tie and shoe one was not really a good example because like who cares? But it's more of that.

[May Martin]

But yeah, I also, you know, I'm not into the whole like. And this is so beyond a prank but like pushing someone in a pool.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh.

[May Martin]

Like with their clothes on. And like because most of the cell

[Fortune Feimster]

phones now and that's like a 1200 thing in your pocket.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

And then.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. When I was a kid, if my brother would do something like that and then afterwards he'd do something objectively cruel and then afterwards he'd go for a joke and that was like. Yeah, you're right.

[May Martin]

Or a chip.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

He was thinking of me.

[Fortune Feimster]

He was thinking of you. How sweet.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

Okay. What's making me want to prank you? I have to say, like, oh, an anonymous letter or something. Or how about this? You guys prank me.

[May Martin]

Yeah, we should prank May and that way May will know we've been thinking about them.

[Tig Notaro]

I'll finally confirmation about you. Who is that thinking about you?

[Fortune Feimster]

I don't know. Is it Taylor Dane? No. No. I don't know who it is. I've been thinking about you.

[Tig Notaro]

Are you guys freaked out by wax museum? Like I'm thinking about your face cast. Do you guys enjoy like a madame Tussauds like a mad sure. Don't you? Does it freak you out?

[May Martin]

No, I feel nothing.

[Fortune Feimster]

It just feels fake.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, okay. I. I like into it. Yeah. I'm into any kind of novelty experience, you know, like where you pay an exorbitant amount of money and go to the gift sh. But I like seeing everyone's heights. That. I like that. And I like when, because.

[Fortune Feimster]

Is that the scale?

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, they're to scale. Like a madam to saw two sodes, two sides thing. They're. They're just. And my favorite is when you go, now, who is this meant to be?

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, it's so off.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

And would you just be thrilled if there was one of you?

[Tig Notaro]

Oh. I mean, I'm pretty easy to please.

[Fortune Feimster]

I feel like you're happy there's a

[May Martin]

bird that looks like you if somebody just says, I know you.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. You're thrilled. Yeah. Like, I went to the psychic I saw who. Whose face melted. She wrote me a little post it that said you are seen and understood and loved or something like that. And I got it up on my mirror in my bedroom.

[May Martin]

Oh, that's nice.

[Fortune Feimster]

I assume in relationships that's very important too, as well.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. To feel understood. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[May Martin]

That's pretty common.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, I guess. Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

But maybe some people need it more than others.

[May Martin]

That's true, Fortune. You're speaking your whiskey wisdom. Oh, here comes the puffer.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. Fortune's truth serum. Yeah. Have another one. Can you go whip yourself up a little drink?

[Fortune Feimster]

I gotta fly tonight.

[Tig Notaro]

Tonight? Where are you flying?

[Fortune Feimster]

Toronto.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, my place, where I'm from.

[Fortune Feimster]

I want to see your people.

[Tig Notaro]

Yes, you should swing by, see my mom. And you guys could de puff your face. Hello, Mom. Hello, Mum. Hello.

[May Martin]

Do you use the depuffer when you're not on Handsome?

[Fortune Feimster]

Nope.

[Tig Notaro]

It's only during the pod.

[Fortune Feimster]

There's a heat. There's a heat one, too.

[Tig Notaro]

That's the one I use more, actually.

[May Martin]

Wait, you have a whole separate depuffer?

[Fortune Feimster]

No, it does on the same thing. That's why it's amazing. I should use it more, though.

[May Martin]

Did I get sent one?

[Fortune Feimster]

Did you hear my tummy just now?

[Tig Notaro]

Fortune and I just happened to buy them.

[May Martin]

That isn't true.

[Fortune Feimster]

I bought it and influenced May.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

Is that true?

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. Fortune's an influencer. And I bought an influencer.

[May Martin]

So that's not one of our advertisements.

[Fortune Feimster]

No, I learned about this from a makeup artist. And then I came on the POD once and talked to. I called it a depuffer.

[Tig Notaro]

The D Puffer.

[Fortune Feimster]

And it's a de Puffer. And then May was like, should I get one? And I said, well, everybody Swears by this.

[May Martin]

Yeah. And have you noticed any differences in three episodes?

[Fortune Feimster]

If I used it more, maybe. I also have one of those red light masks I need to start using.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, I like those.

[Fortune Feimster]

Do you use one, May?

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, I did.

[May Martin]

Girl, tell me.

[Tig Notaro]

I brought it on the tour bus because it also vibrates, and I like a vibrator.

[Fortune Feimster]

Wait, and what is it supposed to do?

[Tig Notaro]

No idea. Just relaxing it.

[Fortune Feimster]

You make it look better. Gave it to us.

[Tig Notaro]

To us?

[Fortune Feimster]

Well, no, not to. When I was shooting that movie.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

I got a lot of beauty products during that filming.

[May Martin]

Good.

[Fortune Feimster]

Because I. It was a. A girl movie, and I was a girl. Yes, you're a girl.

[Tig Notaro]

I have a real parrot like, paranoia about being puffy because for some reason, growing up, my mom would always comment about people. She'd go, did you see their face was puffy? And she'd always say, it's probably from alcohol she would use. She'd say, puffy from alcohol. So now I always.

[Fortune Feimster]

She's gonna think I'm puffy.

[Tig Notaro]

No way. No, you've. You've de. Puffed.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

And is that what it does, is it takes puffiness? The depuffer.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, it. Around your eyes and stuff.

[Fortune Feimster]

Stuff.

[Tig Notaro]

Are people into this? This.

[Fortune Feimster]

Whatever.

[May Martin]

Well, should we get to our question?

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, let's do it.

[Fortune Feimster]

Today's Question is brought to you by

[Tig Notaro]

AT T. Today's Question Asker is an actor, writer, and comedian who was a cast member on Saturday night live from 2013 to 2022. He co wrote and starred in the movie Brigsby Bear and wrote and directed the horror comedy Y2K. He co hosts what's Our Podcast with his longtime collaborator, Beck Bennett. Kyle Mooney is asking Today's question.

[Fortune Feimster]

Kyle was so funny. Oh, we haven't gotten the question yet, but Kyle was very funny on snl. Anyway, play the question.

[Kyle Mooney]

Hey, everybody. My name is Kyle Mooney, and I'm curious if there's a piece of clothing that you miss, maybe something that you wore a lot at a certain point in your life, or maybe something that just brings back a lot of memories that you lost or you don't know where it is. I'm excited to hear what you think.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, yeah, that is a person with funny bones.

[Fortune Feimster]

You know, that's what I was saying earlier.

[May Martin]

He's a silly man.

[Tig Notaro]

I've never met him.

[Fortune Feimster]

Silly goose.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

Are you guys friends with Kyle?

[Fortune Feimster]

I've met Kyle before. He's very nice. I think I met him at a SNL after party.

[May Martin]

Yeah, I know Kyle Through Stephanie came up with Kyle and Beck and all those guys. In fact, I was at Kyle's going away party when he got snl.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, no way.

[May Martin]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

I want to be friends with him.

[Fortune Feimster]

I could see y' all being buds.

[Tig Notaro]

Do you think? Okay.

[Fortune Feimster]

I think his podcast is also a head gum.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

Yes, it is.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

We have recorded beside them before.

[May Martin]

Yes, we have.

[Tig Notaro]

Okay. I like the question, too, about a piece of clothing that you really miss, because also, when you're younger, you get more attached to single items of clothing, I think, like, and they represent, like, a real era. In your era. Era.

[Fortune Feimster]

Either one.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

In your life.

[May Martin]

Tomato, tomato.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. Potato frittata. I think my answer is there. I had a gap brown corduroy hooded jacket that had, like, that fake sheep fur in it when I. And I had it, like, 13 to 17 through all the sketchiest years. And it was, like, it was so comforting, and it was very, like, gender euphoric for me at that age. Like, maybe it wasn't hooded, actually. Maybe it was. I think it had a collar. I popped. Like, it had a. Got to.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

And I just felt like I was Jack Kerouac back going around Toronto, and I'd wear it in, like, the middle of winter, freezing cold, and it wasn't warm enough, and.

[Fortune Feimster]

But I love no lining to it.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. Yeah.

[May Martin]

It was sounding very Bob Dylan.

[Tig Notaro]

Very. Oh, you know what? Like, the COVID of that album where he's got the. The babe and they're walking down the street.

[May Martin]

That's what it reminded me of. With your little popped collar.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

And you wore this for, like, a really long time.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, I mean, I, I. Yeah, I used it as, like, a blanket if I would crash people's house. Like, I just. And it was like. Yeah, I have friends that still mention it. Like, remember that filthy rag you used to wear?

[May Martin]

How often does it come up?

[Tig Notaro]

Just. I have my two best friends, Gabby and Nicole. We kind of rehashed the same five years of our life incessantly.

[May Martin]

So that's the old files.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, hell yeah. Dust off the dusty volumes.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

Apparently vintage T shirts are way back in.

[Tig Notaro]

Did they go out?

[Fortune Feimster]

I mean, like, some people always been into vintage T shirts, but it's, like, really a thing right now. Right to the point of, like, there are certain shirts in a store that, like a T shirt. Some of them are, like, 200, 300 bucks.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. Well, if they're. If they're rare and collectible, like, how

[May Martin]

much do you think I could get for my Go Go's T shirt?

[Tig Notaro]

Honestly, like fifteen hundred dollars, I think. Yeah, it's an original Gogos T shirt worn by one of the Go Go's, right?

[May Martin]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

Charlotte Caffey, who I believe listens to our podcast Shout Out. She brought it to me at Largo and I will never sell it.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, it's your treasure.

[May Martin]

Oh man, is it a treasure. I have a whole drawer full of concert. I think we already went through this yesterday, but a whole concert T shirt drawer.

[Tig Notaro]

God, I want to get in that drawer.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

I also regret my answer because I have a Paul McCartney vintage T shirt that is I wore so much, it's like thread bare. Like it's got big holes in it.

[May Martin]

I can't wear it. Where is it from?

[Tig Notaro]

It's from a wings tour. So it would have been.

[Fortune Feimster]

Whoa, yeah, chicken wings.

[Tig Notaro]

Like 80s, early 80s.

[May Martin]

Where did you get that?

[Fortune Feimster]

He had a chicken wing tour.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, his chicken wing tour before he

[Fortune Feimster]

became a vocal vegetable sponsored by Hooters.

[May Martin]

There are vegan chicken wings.

[Tig Notaro]

I had a friend who was like, I've had this T shirt forever and I just feel like you should have it. And then, and then left it on my parents porch and then I got it and I. I wish I had been more careful with it because it's like big holes but I love it.

[May Martin]

Give your friend my number.

[Fortune Feimster]

I know. That's a nice friend.

[Tig Notaro]

I know.

[Fortune Feimster]

I didn't keep any vent. I have no like vintage T shirts.

[May Martin]

Do you want any?

[Fortune Feimster]

I mean, I don't know.

[May Martin]

That's. No. I know the answer.

[Fortune Feimster]

Old ass shirt.

[May Martin]

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[May Martin]

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[Fortune Feimster]

I go into VIN. I have some friends that are very into vintage shopping. I just kind of go in the store and sit down and watch like them shop.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, right.

[Fortune Feimster]

I don't. So yeah, I guess I'm not into into the vintage stuff.

[May Martin]

I don't know.

[Tig Notaro]

I don't know.

[Fortune Feimster]

I do. No, I guess I don't want that.

[Tig Notaro]

But do you have an item of clothing like, like maybe something you used to always do stand up in when you first started or something?

[Fortune Feimster]

God, I went through so many phases of terrible fashion choices and stand up.

[Tig Notaro]

I want to say I would not

[Fortune Feimster]

want to go back to any of them.

[May Martin]

Wait, that you are wearing specifically? Like, okay, putting on my comedy outfit.

[Fortune Feimster]

Early days, it was a vest.

[May Martin]

Okay.

[Fortune Feimster]

Like a button up vest.

[May Martin]

You know, sometimes a tie.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh my God.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, I have a headshot with that outfit.

[May Martin]

Can you sign it?

[Fortune Feimster]

Then it moved into sweater vest.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh my God.

[Fortune Feimster]

That was a big one.

[Tig Notaro]

Then.

[Fortune Feimster]

Then it moved into golf shirts.

[May Martin]

Just trying to make your way out of the closet.

[Fortune Feimster]

And then it moved into button up

[May Martin]

short sleeve shirts and bow ties.

[Fortune Feimster]

And then it moved into. Which I think I'm currently kind of in a shackets.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh yeah, I love a shacket. Yeah, I love. With like a T shirt underneath. Yeah, yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

But some of those choices were like,

[Tig Notaro]

I think it's time to bring back the vest and tie.

[Fortune Feimster]

And there was a there. And there was a phase where I was just straight up T shirt and sometimes they were too short and so just a little peak of my belly would be showing like I was a plumber or something.

[May Martin]

I got to.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

Gotta have a peekaboo every time for the fans.

[Fortune Feimster]

God, there's some rough pictures out there of me. I don't know what I was thinking with some of these outfits.

[Tig Notaro]

You know when you're doing a show and they, they are promoting it and they for some reason pick a 15 year old photo from. So. And you're like, do I reach out and say, can you not use that? Like it doesn't even look like me anymore.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. So I don't want to revisit any of those. But I. A piece of the shoes count in this scenario.

[May Martin]

Well, every counts.

[Fortune Feimster]

I went through a phase of. Do you remember sebagos? No, you want me. Hold on. It's like a boat shoe, but it was brown.

[May Martin]

But like Topsiders, they go loafers.

[Fortune Feimster]

I'm going to show you. So these were like all the rage when I was young, at least in my area.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh yeah. Those are timeless.

[May Martin]

Oh, that's like. They're called like topsiders.

[Fortune Feimster]

Well, these, apparently these particular ones were called sabagas.

[Tig Notaro]

No. Yeah, those are. Yeah, those look like like boat shoes to me.

[Fortune Feimster]

But yeah, they're like boat shoes. Well, I wore these all the time.

[May Martin]

Do mainly fellas wear those?

[Fortune Feimster]

Probably, yeah.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

And they had like the little.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, these, these shoelaces the leather shoelaces. Yeah.

[Fortune Feimster]

They would always come untied.

[May Martin]

Are they considered little boat.

[Fortune Feimster]

They're little boat shoes. And I wore these all the freaking time for like several years. But I didn't wear socks with them because they were like boat shoes. And my feet, these shoes smelled so bad that my friend's parents would have to put. Put my shoes outside when I came

[May Martin]

over and light them on fire.

[Fortune Feimster]

And I don't know why I didn't like, they're putting my shoes out. I don't know why it didn't occur to me, like, maybe you should stop doing this. These are so bad that they don't want them inside their house. And I was just kept doing it for a couple years. And honestly, if I could go back to that, I would.

[May Martin]

If I could.

[Tig Notaro]

You wear socks. If you did it now, would you wear socks?

[Fortune Feimster]

I would have to wear the, the like little no show socks. You know, I'm talking about.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. Dainty little guys.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, I would have to do that. But as far as clothing, I rocked some Umbros Umbro shorts for many years. There was a one that was a. Like a turquoise and purple, sort of like a Charlotte Hornets colors back in the day. I wore those all the time. Okay. I would, I would like to dig up those.

[May Martin]

All right.

[Fortune Feimster]

I'd also like to be able to fit in those. But I don't think that would happen in these times.

[May Martin]

I'd like to see in your little boat shoes with tube socks up to your knees.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. And your turquoise umbros and.

[May Martin]

Okay.

[Tig Notaro]

And a vest and a tie.

[May Martin]

Bow tie.

[Fortune Feimster]

Can you believe I was wearing golf shirts on stage? Like, what? Why, why was I doing that?

[May Martin]

I went through a period of time where it wasn't standup related. It was just like me in the world where an ex girlfriend of mine gave me her old Canadian sweater that had an eagle on the back. And I just wore it all the time. I was obsessed with it when we were together and when we broke up, she gave me the sweater as a parting gift.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh.

[May Martin]

And. And. But I wore it on stage all the time. I wore it out and about in the world. It just was always on me.

[Tig Notaro]

Is it the. A thick knitted one? Like.

[May Martin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

I've seen you pictures even that.

[May Martin]

And yeah, yeah, I wore it all the time.

[Tig Notaro]

That's funny. It was Canadian. The eagle feels so American. It feels. And then the.

[May Martin]

But yeah, yeah. The ego is on the back.

[Tig Notaro]

What happened to it?

[May Martin]

Oh, I still have it. I don't. I don't miss it, but it's just here I was just going off of the stand up outfits because people thought that I was wearing that as a stand up comedy outfit. And I. I wasn't. I was just wearing it all the time.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

And. And it was at a time when I was always on stage. I mean, open mics and dropping in, doing sets and whatever. But I would say that the article of clothing I miss is this blazer that I must have left in, like, I don't know if it was at the. At the dry cleaners or in a closet at a hotel, but it was really small black and white checked blazer.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh.

[May Martin]

And. And I just loved it so, so much. And now I don't know if it's. I don't know if it's still in style, but I. It was a painful loss for me.

[Tig Notaro]

See, like, I'm gonna make a note in my phone and then. And then try and find it for you.

[Fortune Feimster]

That's like.

[Tig Notaro]

I'm like, I have to go on. Well, all I have to. Or the 1v1. All I have to go on is tiny black and white. Check.

[May Martin]

I think it was the company Super Dry. It's a Japanese clothing company. You know, Super Dry.

[Tig Notaro]

You know when you see pictures of yourself as like a kid. Kid, and you're like, God, that was a cool sweater or something. Like some of the 90s stuff. I had the big bold patterns and stuff and.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

Yeah, I wasn't a kid then, but I had. I was, you know, 70s. That was.

[Tig Notaro]

That would have been cool stuff too.

[May Martin]

I still have T shirts from the 70s. Like my soccer T shirts from when I was like five and six and then. Yeah. And when I went to summer camp. YMCA summer camp T shirts.

[Fortune Feimster]

You can probably still fit in them too.

[May Martin]

Yeah, I used to. I don't. I don't think. I don't think now.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

But for a while, like 20 years ago, I used to still wear them, but I don't. I don't quite fit in there.

[Fortune Feimster]

And now you have them just for nostalgia purposes?

[May Martin]

Well, I think I mentioned this. I gave them to my kids and they wore them and then they grew out of them. And now I'm like, now what do I do? You know, it feels like I've really hit the end of the road with these.

[Tig Notaro]

No, don't abandon them.

[Fortune Feimster]

Don't say that.

[Tig Notaro]

Don't you say that, man. Maybe wait till your kids have kids.

[Fortune Feimster]

Maybe that's a long time.

[May Martin]

It is. So maybe I'll just open an ebay store. And sell all my old rock jerseys and.

[Tig Notaro]

No, give it. Give them to me first. Yeah, they sound cool.

[May Martin]

But again, my son is very. One of my sons is very into collectibles. And he really doesn't care what it's about. He just wants to know, is this rare? Is it a collectible? Is this worth anything? And we have a joke in our family because one night we were with Glennon Doyle and Abby Wambach, and I can't remember what it was, but somehow it turned into, well, if Abby licked it, it would be worth more. And so now anything where it comes up, oh, well, how much is that worth? Well, it's worth this, but maybe if we have Abby lick it, it'll go up a few hundred dollars. So that's our plan. That's our retirement plan, is just to have Abby Wambach go around the house and lick everything.

[Fortune Feimster]

I like that you lick that. I did once lose a pair of my favorite underwear in a hotel room. I'd like to get those back.

[Tig Notaro]

I'll get on it. I'll make a note.

[Fortune Feimster]

What's the brand?

[May Martin]

I don't know.

[Fortune Feimster]

They're the most comfortable pair of underwear I've ever owned in my entire life. They were like. Like, kind of light, but enough support. I've never seen them since.

[May Martin]

Support for what?

[Fortune Feimster]

My cooter.

[May Martin]

I mean, I have never felt like,

[Tig Notaro]

you need support in my underwear.

[Fortune Feimster]

I need it lifted up. You reach that age where your dragon code. The cooter's dropping. Oh, my God.

[May Martin]

Oh, my God. What the hell?

[Fortune Feimster]

Support for the coots. You know,

[May Martin]

May. Do you need underwear support?

[Tig Notaro]

No.

[Fortune Feimster]

Y' all are tiny. Y' all don't know this problem. Smell saggy Cooper, my old saggy coots

[Tig Notaro]

needs to be cradled.

[Fortune Feimster]

I need it just to be a little hammock visuals. Thank you for giving me that opportunity.

[May Martin]

Thank you for, of course, creating that visual. Should we hear what Kyle Mooney has to say?

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

A clothing. Piece of clothing that I miss is a T shirt I had that I got in college that I bought at the Goodwill probably in, like, 2005. And it said, if I die and don't go to heaven, send me to Aruba. And I had an iguana on it, and he was drinking a tropical drink, and he had, like, a Hawaiian shirt on. And I don't know that I'd wear that shirt now, but I wore it probably weekly from the year 2005 until 2011 or something like that. And it just. When I see a picture of it, I'm taking Back to being in my 20s and figuring out who I was and even, like, kind of figuring out what. How I wanted to present myself to the world. So I. In that way, I missed that shirt, but I don't think I'd put it on. Hope you guys had a great podcast.

[Fortune Feimster]

Did you guys ever wear shirts with sayings on it?

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, I had one. I had one. And this is maybe the most embarrassing photo of me that exists is I. I went to a Good Charlotte concert when I was 13 with a boy I had a crush on called Brett Morris. Shout out, Brett.

[May Martin]

Yo, Brett.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. And Good Charlotte. I. I don't. We waited after to meet them, and we got a photo with. With Benji Madden and Joel Madden. And I. I got tits. I'm in this really tight T shirt. I got long hair in a ponytail and braces.

[May Martin]

Have cooter support.

[Tig Notaro]

I had no Cooter support needed.

[Fortune Feimster]

You didn't need it.

[Tig Notaro]

And then on the T shirt, I said, it's always the quiet ones. And I'm standing there like this, and I just look like puberty is raining down upon me like a.

[May Martin]

So what is this?

[Fortune Feimster]

What does it even imply?

[Tig Notaro]

I don't know. Like, that you better watch out for me.

[Fortune Feimster]

You don't know what a spitfire I am underneath all this.

[May Martin]

I was about to say here comes trouble is what it means. And that is a T shirt I had in the 70s was. I don't know if these stores existed when you guys were little handsomes, but there were T shirt shops where you could go in, pick out a T shirt, and pick out an iron on.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, I love that.

[May Martin]

Oh, yeah, I had. And I still have it. I. It's right here.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, my God.

[Fortune Feimster]

Get it. Do.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, we gotta see this from the seventies.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, my God. God really does keep a lot of shirts. That's wild, because I'm starting to wonder what hoarding situation's happening in Tig's closet.

[May Martin]

I cannot believe that as we're talking about this, I have exactly what I was telling you. This is one of my soccer jerseys.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, I can't believe you still have this. God.

[Tig Notaro]

And what does it say on it?

[May Martin]

It says Spring Creek ymca. And it's from when I lived in Texas.

[Fortune Feimster]

You could definitely still wear that shirt.

[May Martin]

I don't know.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, yeah, you can.

[May Martin]

Okay. I'll do it for you on a special night when we go out.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yep.

[May Martin]

And then. Oh, it doesn't say here comes trouble. It's. It says official troublemaker. And there's. There's a monkey.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, my Gosh, it's so. It's very old.

[May Martin]

And then I had my name put on back.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, my God. I can't believe you have that still.

[May Martin]

Well, my. My mother had these little shirts and stuff saved of mine, and when she died and I went through her stuff. Yeah. These were. These were in.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh, I see.

[May Martin]

And so I took them, and then. And then I gave them my kids, and they wore them, and then they grew out of them, and now I just have them again.

[Fortune Feimster]

Now you just are hoarding.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

There should be more of those iron on T shirt places. I love that. I love.

[May Martin]

Let's open one.

[Tig Notaro]

You wearing a T shirt that said Tig on the back.

[May Martin]

Official troublemaker in elementary school.

[Fortune Feimster]

Cool.

[May Martin]

And please come.

[Tig Notaro]

That'd be the name of your next special official troublemaker.

[May Martin]

I could not fit into this for sure.

[Fortune Feimster]

That one is tiny. That's a half shirt right there.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, that's little.

[Fortune Feimster]

But the other one, I believe you can.

[May Martin]

Well, I'm gonna try, and then I'll send you a picture.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, yeah, please.

[Fortune Feimster]

I still wear. I wear a shirt the fan gave me that says here for the snacks.

[Tig Notaro]

That's good.

[May Martin]

I should get one of those, too.

[Tig Notaro]

Yes, you should.

[May Martin]

You know what I want to say about Kyle Mooney? Really? Oh, go ahead.

[Fortune Feimster]

Please.

[Tig Notaro]

You. You keep talking about. I want to show a T shirt, too, that a fan gave me that.

[Fortune Feimster]

Maybe I'll find one of these pairs of underwear with the support in them.

[May Martin]

I was just. I was just.

[Fortune Feimster]

Oh.

[May Martin]

Yep. Go ahead.

[Tig Notaro]

I'm gonna go grab it. Is that cool?

[May Martin]

Yeah. Whatevs, kid.

[Tig Notaro]

Okay.

[May Martin]

Whatevs.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, we'll be here.

[May Martin]

Oh, I found another thing in my.

[Fortune Feimster]

In your drawer? You just have clothes in your drawer?

[May Martin]

No, it's my old wallet from junior high school with the Van Halen symbol on it.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

So there is my old Van Halen wallet.

[Fortune Feimster]

Whoa. I remember those kind of wallets.

[May Martin]

May.

[Kyle Mooney]

Dang.

[Fortune Feimster]

You keep everything.

[May Martin]

My. My Van Halen wallet.

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, my God.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

This is a gold mine.

[May Martin]

What I was just gonna say very quickly about Kyle Mooney that I appreciate so much about him is I find him not only to be deeply silly, but he has such an earnest, kind way.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

And like a. Just that vibe that I. I like that I love that mix of silliness and sincerity.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. I'm really glad to hear that.

[Fortune Feimster]

It.

[Tig Notaro]

That. It's that he is kind.

[May Martin]

I mean, maybe he's the biggest jerk in town. He hasn't shown.

[Fortune Feimster]

He seems very sweet.

[May Martin]

Yeah.

[Tig Notaro]

Like, he radiates kindness.

[May Martin]

So that's Nice.

[Tig Notaro]

Okay, this is a T shirt a fan gave me. That is a vintage T shirt. And I guess on the podcast I talked about my favorite blooper of all time is Elaine on It's Julia Louis Dreyfuss on Seinfeld, when Jerry Stiller says, are you saying my George isn't smart enough to hatch a plan like that? And she goes. She goes. It means whatever. He goes, what the hell does that mean? And she laughs, and it's a great blooper. And then she goes, it means whatever the hell you want it to mean. And then he says, you saying you want a piece of me? And then. Anyway, the T shirt is really good.

[Fortune Feimster]

Let's see it. That what the means? Whatever.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, it means whatever the hell you want it to mean. And it's Elaine looking incredible. Yeah. I just love it. It's such a niche pop culture moment that. That blooper really cheers me up.

[Fortune Feimster]

That is funny.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

Well. Well. We did it, guys.

[Fortune Feimster]

We did it.

[Tig Notaro]

We did it again.

[Fortune Feimster]

We talked to each other a lot this week.

[May Martin]

I said a lot.

[Tig Notaro]

A lot.

[Fortune Feimster]

I feel like I really know you guys.

[May Martin]

Oh, little birdies.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, I mean, I. I can't get over the fortune bird here.

[May Martin]

I'll never get over that.

[Fortune Feimster]

I feel like. I feel like all of our birds should stay with you as a trio.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah. Thank you. Because I was gonna ask if I could just keep them, and, I mean, I wish I could build something that I could attach them to my shoulders and go.

[Fortune Feimster]

You think they could go on your shelf somewhere?

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, definitely. Yeah, I'll put them up there.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah. I have at some point, I want stuff behind me, like, cool, fun things, but I might be switching this room with the other room, so I don't want to put up anything right now.

[May Martin]

Okay, Keep us posted.

[Fortune Feimster]

We don't want any confusion posted.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

And also, always want to remind people.

[Fortune Feimster]

Who wants a kiss?

[Tig Notaro]

Fortune. Marie.

[May Martin]

My Lord. Fortune.

[Tig Notaro]

Who wants a kiss?

[May Martin]

Yes, I am a married woman unwilling.

[Fortune Feimster]

That means you can't have a kiss. No, it doesn't. Have a kiss.

[May Martin]

All right, listen here. I am going to fill you in on where you can find me. And that is, I'll be in Brooks, California. I'll be in Albany, New York. Peekskill, New York. Clayton, New York. Rochester, New York. Kalispell, Montana. Spokane, Washington. Eugene, Oregon, Colorado Springs. The list goes on and on. Also, more tour dates and bigger cities will be added down the road. But right now, go to tignotaro.com for all show information.

[Tig Notaro]

I am not doing many live shows. These at the moment. But please check out my music. It's on Spotify. Wherever you get your music. I have an album called I'm a tv and I'm doing two music festivals this summer, one in Yellowknife and one in Guelph. So just check out social medias for the deets.

[Fortune Feimster]

Well, I currently. Right in this moment and in London. Thank you. Who wants to come to my show in London?

[May Martin]

Is this Australian or.

[Fortune Feimster]

I don't know.

[Tig Notaro]

You just lost a.

[May Martin]

God dang it.

[Fortune Feimster]

Well, I'm in London tomorrow, June 3rd at the Hackney Empire, so come check that out. And then Dublin, June 4, and then that's the end of my European tour. And then after that, Rochester, Minnesota. Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Omaha, Portland, Maine, Detroit. Those tickets are for sale on my website, fortunebeamster.com. And the golf show I did with Will Ferrell is gonna be out in July on Netflix.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, and don't forget, you can watch us on Hulu now, a day earlier than YouTube. You can watch the apps. There's a lot of visuals from today's Tig's Mask and the Birds.

[May Martin]

You know what? That wasn't even a mask. That was my face. Okay, let's remember that. That was my face.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

Make sure to rate, review and subscribe to the podcast wherever you listen. And also on YouTube and share episodes with loved ones. Help continue to build this very handsome community.

[Fortune Feimster]

Yeah, we have merch too, that has cheese in your pocket. I wonder how that one's. If that one's a real hit.

[Tig Notaro]

I hope we see Britney Snow rocking that one.

[Fortune Feimster]

Or Peanut Butter Bitch.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah.

[May Martin]

Oh, my gosh. What if Peanut Butter Bitch and Cheese in My Pocket ran into each other?

[Tig Notaro]

Oh, my God. In the wild.

[Fortune Feimster]

I love that.

[May Martin]

Well, until next time, keep it handsome. Handsome is hosted by me, Tig, Notaro, May, Martin and Fortune theme steer. The show is produced, recorded and edited by Thomas Willette. Email us@handsome handsomepodgmail.com Follow us on social media at Handsome Pod.

[Fortune Feimster]

What a podcast.

[Tig Notaro]

What a podcast. That was a headgum podcast.

[May Martin]

Checking Allstate first could save you hundreds on car insurance. Not checking that I brought sunscreen to my kids baseball tournament.

[Fortune Feimster]

Big regret.

[May Martin]

I did remember to bring my big floppy hat, but I'm still going to need some aloe vera tomorrow.

[Tig Notaro]

Yeah, check in first is Handsome. So check Allstate first for an auto quote. It could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary subject to terms, conditions and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook Illinois. Hi, I am Mandy Moore. Sterling K. Brown. And I'm Chris Sullivan. And we host the podcast that Was Us now on Headgum. Each episode, we're gonna go into a

[May Martin]

deep dive from our show. This is us.

[Tig Notaro]

That's right. We're gonna go episode by episode.

[May Martin]

We're also gonna pepper in episodes with different guest stars and writers and casting directors.

[Fortune Feimster]

Are we going to cry?

[Tig Notaro]

Yes, a little bit.

[Fortune Feimster]

Are we going to laugh a lot? A whole lot.

[Tig Notaro]

That's what I'm hoping, man. Listen to. That Was us on your favorite podcast app. Or watch full video episodes on YouTube or Spotify. New episodes every Tuesday.